Speaker 1: Listening to mess Sydney, I feel like I haven't seen
Speaker 1: you in like weeks. I know, I know you. I mean,
Speaker 1: just honestly, this episode is all dedicated to you. Since
Speaker 1: you yes, you gotta you gotta fill us in. You
Speaker 1: could talk about the adventures of Wata. She was stock, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, she was stocked. Yeah, I'm a little bit
Speaker 1: jet lagged. I think I'm sure because Japan is like
Speaker 1: ten hours ahead, what or something like that. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: we flew back, we left on the ninth. One was
Speaker 1: on the plane for thirteen hours and it was the
Speaker 1: ninth when I landed. Like, that's how far away Japan is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. We flew back into time, back to the future.
Speaker 1: I love that. So you kind of you kind of
Speaker 1: catch you catch up, you go for it, but move back.
Speaker 1: That's I mean. I wish that was life in general.
Speaker 1: You could like re one time. Oh yeah, I would
Speaker 1: go the day ahead, and then everything that I did
Speaker 1: not do that day, I'll go back the next day
Speaker 1: and do what I need to do. How many days
Speaker 1: you think you would do that? I almost every other day. Now.
Speaker 1: If you could only go back, if you could go
Speaker 1: back in time, you could only go back one time.
Speaker 1: You going back to do errands, It's gonna be something
Speaker 1: money related. It's gonna be like I bought it, I'm
Speaker 1: a return it. I'm returning so I can get money.
Speaker 1: You can go back at the time once in your
Speaker 1: lifetime and you taking it back. So in the thirty
Speaker 1: days of your return policy, that's what you're doing. I
Speaker 1: might I might return the titties. Yeah, yeah, I return
Speaker 1: the titties. What and then do what with the money instead?
Speaker 1: Mc no no, I think that, Like, you know, I
Speaker 1: thought I needed them, but I have them, and it's
Speaker 1: like I'm not really utilizing them. So it's I want
Speaker 1: to give time back to the room. So I'd probably
Speaker 1: give my boobs back. Girl, give your boobze back. It's
Speaker 1: great the episode. Girl. Okay, Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think I will go back to like a childhood thing,
Speaker 1: like a you know, like when I had to make
Speaker 1: a decision and I did this instead of doing this,
Speaker 1: I think I would go back and like make a
Speaker 1: smarter choice, you know, a childhood thing. Yeah, like when
Speaker 1: I was in I don't know what a day that
Speaker 1: I got like a chain letter and I didn't send
Speaker 1: it out, you know what I'm saying like, I will
Speaker 1: go back to like a day like that and send
Speaker 1: it out, and I think I'd be in a bit
Speaker 1: of place. Now. You are unseerious, girl. I don't know
Speaker 1: why we put these hypotheticals. You always gonna go with
Speaker 1: something that you know and those chain letters. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I will go back. I will go back. Come on, girl,
Speaker 1: I will go back, and I don't know, run for
Speaker 1: student body president or something. I don't know, And where
Speaker 1: are those people? I don't know. I don't know, But
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like that's where the performance
Speaker 1: aspect of my life could have began. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, I don't remember when I started doing
Speaker 1: stand up. It was after I graduated from college and
Speaker 1: everything like that. But I feel like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: being on stage and lying about putting soda in the
Speaker 1: water fountain that's performance, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: this is why you should vote for me, and then
Speaker 1: that changes. I don't know the trajectory of my life.
Speaker 1: You didn't see the Butterfly Effect that movie? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean everybody's talking about it on TikTok the Butterfly
Speaker 1: Effect really yeah? Yeah? Now they're talking about it, well,
Speaker 1: they're talking about the butterfly effect, is like everything is
Speaker 1: in connection to how things are supposed to meet up.
Speaker 1: So like this one girl who is now engaged to
Speaker 1: this guy. She was like, I I met this guy
Speaker 1: at a party and I just so happened to be
Speaker 1: at this party because of something. I got to the
Speaker 1: party late, and then we locked eyes. I gave him
Speaker 1: my number, but I didn't I didn't put his name down,
Speaker 1: so I didn't even have his number to meet up
Speaker 1: with him. But then she saw him again and they
Speaker 1: was they like they exchanged something like words, but she
Speaker 1: she never really met up with him. And then she
Speaker 1: got on a motorcycle with her friend or moped. She
Speaker 1: bought a moped and she was driving with her friend
Speaker 1: and then these guys drove by on mopeds as well,
Speaker 1: and her friend was like, ooh, those guys are hot,
Speaker 1: Like we need to, we need to. This is in
Speaker 1: Miami something else, you No, it sounds like it's like international. No,
Speaker 1: it's very local. And then when they got to the light,
Speaker 1: the one guy looked and she turns and she's like, wait,
Speaker 1: I know that guy, And then I don't know. They
Speaker 1: stopped at a place and then I don't know, I
Speaker 1: forgot the rest of the store. Basically, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of holes in the store. It's a lot of holes
Speaker 1: in the story. But each time she wasn't that pressed.
Speaker 1: She thought about him, but like she was never like
Speaker 1: going after him and he was never going after her.
Speaker 1: But each time it was like they kept meeting up,
Speaker 1: and then this final thing with the moped and then
Speaker 1: when they she had this moped or whatever, but as
Speaker 1: soon as he proposed to her, somebody stole the moped.
Speaker 1: Oh so it was like the universe said, you don't
Speaker 1: got nowhere else to be, baby, Yes, the moped brought
Speaker 1: her to him, and now that he proposed to her,
Speaker 1: she's like the universe was like, oh, we got to
Speaker 1: get this moped out of here, because this moped was
Speaker 1: only there to connect this guy. You said they're getting married. Yep,
Speaker 1: they're getting fit. No baby seat on no moped, No no.
Speaker 1: But it's I mean, she she was like, this moped
Speaker 1: is like my independence me woman, Like you know, she
Speaker 1: would wear a certain outfit on these mo and she
Speaker 1: just she would look real chic or whatever. And so
Speaker 1: I mean I could see men throwing themselves at her
Speaker 1: because she looked really cool on the past. So what
Speaker 1: I'm hearing is I need to go back in time
Speaker 1: get a mopen, know what I mean. I never said
Speaker 1: I never said that you, but like, yeah, when you
Speaker 1: put yourself out there, you're in places where people who
Speaker 1: wouldn't normally see you see you. Yes that's me running
Speaker 1: for president, not in America. But oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 1: sure I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: with Maria Press. Listen, let's talk about mopeds real quick.
Speaker 1: Because there was a time I was in Paris. Remember
Speaker 1: I was in Paris for like a month, yes, a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, and I would save places on
Speaker 1: my phone that I wanted to go, like eat at
Speaker 1: or whatever, and then I get into these like doom
Speaker 1: scrolls of like going through all the reviews before I
Speaker 1: make a decision on where I want to eat. And
Speaker 1: I would do this in Paris. I do this at
Speaker 1: my house now, but I would do it for like
Speaker 1: way too long, and like by the time I finally
Speaker 1: would decide where to go, these places would be like
Speaker 1: getting ready to close. So there was a day that
Speaker 1: I was in Paris and I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that today, I'm a pick a place and I
Speaker 1: want to go. Pick a place, and I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: So I picked a place and I went and I
Speaker 1: get there, and you know, I got there too early, right,
Speaker 1: Like I I was too decisive about where I wanted
Speaker 1: to go, So I got there too early. So it
Speaker 1: wasn't like lit like I was expecting it to be.
Speaker 1: But everybody was like really nice and like chatting with me.
Speaker 1: And there was this guy I don't remember where he
Speaker 1: was from, like Algeria or Serbia or I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know something something over there on what are
Speaker 1: them places? Something between Asia and you're you know, over there,
Speaker 1: but you're like you spicy white. Okay, the hair was kinky,
Speaker 1: but the skin is a little bit fair, you know,
Speaker 1: so you might've been Moroccan anyway. So me and are
Speaker 1: talking and he's like, oh, he had just he'd been
Speaker 1: in Paris for like he worked at this place. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: I think I remember this story. He worked at this place, yeah,
Speaker 1: in Paris a couple of years. Yes, I do remember.
Speaker 1: We had to learn French, but that's how we're talking.
Speaker 1: We're speaking to each other in French, and he's like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing tomorrow. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't really have a plan. And because you know, I'll
Speaker 1: be loose. The itinerary be imaginary. We never have an itinerary.
Speaker 1: Oh what please, it's choose your own adventure when I
Speaker 1: get one of the kids. Shit. So he's like okay,
Speaker 1: he's like, I have this mope, this scooter. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'll come get you and I'll take you around the city.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yeah, this is you know,
Speaker 1: this is what they do in the movie. This is
Speaker 1: literal survey. So I was like yeah. And remember he
Speaker 1: had like a bracelet, beaded bracelet on. Believe he had
Speaker 1: the beaded bracelet on and he was like I was
Speaker 1: like talking about it and he let me wear it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, you're a bracelet and he
Speaker 1: was like no, no, no, you give it to me tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, okay, that means I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see this guy tomorrow. Yeah, mind you. It was it like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is the hottest person in the world, this is
Speaker 1: my soulmate. It was just like it's just it was
Speaker 1: like a nicex. It would have been a nice experience.
Speaker 1: So the next day I wake up and I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not about to I'm not about to get on
Speaker 1: like any scooter. Like what do I look like? What
Speaker 1: do I look like? Lizzie Maguire, Luca like, who am I?
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez and a rom Com come on? Right? But
Speaker 1: I was very in my head about like I was like,
Speaker 1: he was nice yesterday at nighttime, but what if he
Speaker 1: drives me off a cliff or what if he drives
Speaker 1: me to a bad neighborhood or what if whatever whatever? Whatever?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm not gonna go. And so
Speaker 1: I didn't go crazy. I didn't go. I still have
Speaker 1: that bracelet. It's in my apartment right now. Hey, well
Speaker 1: we have to take a picture to put it in
Speaker 1: the dump. But also, I mean this was during Eprey.
Speaker 1: Oh right, he pray, all the eating and praying and
Speaker 1: how are you doing? You were like a mopad. That's
Speaker 1: where I stopped. That's what about? Yeah, But that truly
Speaker 1: because I was trying to plan all of that stuff out.
Speaker 1: But that would have been peaky prayoyes. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, the cherry on top of praying that I
Speaker 1: don't die, but being a hoe and and him eating
Speaker 1: you know Leah Roberts would have reached out to you.
Speaker 1: If you would have done that, Reese with a spoon
Speaker 1: would have hit me up. Well. But I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't go because I stopped myself from going the
Speaker 1: fear truly, But it was like I could have just went.
Speaker 1: I I was in Paris, I wasn't there with anybody.
Speaker 1: I should have just been like, yo, let's go see
Speaker 1: what happens. So is that where you would change? And
Speaker 1: we're saying that's where should take it chamishing back to. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Yeah, that's what I take it back to
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen with the beads on my wrists, like, hey, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at that, okay, but now keep going.
Speaker 1: Let's go. You get to Japan, okay. Boom. So I
Speaker 1: was in Japan for like, I don't know, eight to
Speaker 1: ten days. I just got back. Everyone was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, is this a solo trip? Are you alone?
Speaker 2: Girl?
Speaker 1: I love this for you, let's meet up. No, I
Speaker 1: was with somebody. Hm, I was with somebody who is
Speaker 1: in love with me, and uh, that's it was a
Speaker 1: it was a it was a it was a trip
Speaker 1: like that, okay, And you know I went. I said, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm here to have a good time, no negativity, Like
Speaker 1: I'm open to all the possibilities of what Japan has
Speaker 1: to offer. And that's just the attitude that I went with.
Speaker 1: And I think that's how you should travel the world
Speaker 1: just in general, and anytime you leave your house, I'm
Speaker 1: open to all the possibilities. I think. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that's what you. I mean you besides saying no to
Speaker 1: the mopad, I feel like you say yes to a lot.
Speaker 1: I say no to more then I say yes. Really yes,
Speaker 1: I don't not. Every time we've gone on the trip,
Speaker 1: it's been like, yo, we're doing this, Yes, we're doing that. No,
Speaker 1: that's whack, we can't do that. But yeah, but we're
Speaker 1: doing now with my friends. Like traveling with y'all is different, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because y'all are down, like we're just like, yeah, let's
Speaker 1: do it, like okay, cool, we're doing ATV. We getting
Speaker 1: in the water. We can't swim, we can't swim, but
Speaker 1: we're jumping off a boat yep. And we trust in
Speaker 1: these white people. Oh my god. Every time. But look,
Speaker 1: we didn't die. We didn't die. You just we gotta
Speaker 1: be you gotta be really loud. If you can't swim, hey, listen, captain,
Speaker 1: time out. I can't swim. Great. Every single person on
Speaker 1: this boat to the captain trunk, all the other people
Speaker 1: on the side of the boat is drunk. Everybody. People's
Speaker 1: moms and aunties were throwing up off the bridge, off
Speaker 1: the bar. Okay, they did not give a damn, but
Speaker 1: they was like goo goo goo, Yeah, it's our hold on, no,
Speaker 1: no, no idol float between my eyes. It is a unit secure.
Speaker 1: I'm not secure, right, the vest is not secure. Hold
Speaker 1: on and then you just get in. You're like it.
Speaker 1: You know what? You know what the secret is to
Speaker 1: the to the unit being secured. Put the swim cap
Speaker 1: on first. I would then put the wig on top.
Speaker 1: I would never do that. Now. If the wig pops off,
Speaker 1: you got a swim capble No, ma'am. If the unit
Speaker 1: comes off, the trip is over. Oh your tip is off,
Speaker 1: the trip is the trip is done. That happened when
Speaker 1: I was in Jamaica. We was on one of those
Speaker 1: when they pull you you on those those inner tubes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like the way I had the grip of the jaw,
Speaker 1: the claws of life onto the handle and then onto
Speaker 1: my head and they're like, no, you need to pull
Speaker 1: both hands on. Then I said no, no, no, if this
Speaker 1: comes off, I'm dead because I'm going into the water
Speaker 1: after it. So yeah, anyways, so you go there you
Speaker 1: Japan is living in like they're living in the future. Right.
Speaker 1: It's honestly truly one of my favorite places I've ever been.
Speaker 1: They're better than us. They're, oh, girl, better than us
Speaker 1: in any way that you can be better than us,
Speaker 1: which is every single way possible. They're better than us.
Speaker 1: They cleaner, they're just they don't have any trash cans
Speaker 1: on the street. But there's no trash here in New York.
Speaker 1: We put the trash by the trash We were like, hey, alby,
Speaker 1: and then we drop it ten feet and we were like,
Speaker 1: that's where that chicken bone lives. Now, you know. It's
Speaker 1: just it's so clean. The trains come on time, flickers
Speaker 1: are bigger than ours, cleaner than ours, and nobody talks.
Speaker 1: They just kind of like quiet, enjoying the ride. I
Speaker 1: was afraid to speak on the subway. I don't believe
Speaker 1: that girl. I was like, I don't believe that girl.
Speaker 1: I was like, like like a little schoolgirl, like but
Speaker 1: all of the things that I've watched, all the movies
Speaker 1: Spirited Away and all the anime may that I've seen.
Speaker 1: That's what the neighborhoods look like. It just it feels
Speaker 1: really good to be in Japan. Wow. And I'm saying
Speaker 1: that as a black woman. It just felt they weren't
Speaker 1: paying me no attention. I did my hair like this.
Speaker 1: I was like, they gonna think it's cool. They didn't
Speaker 1: even see me. Girl. They were like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: And everybody's dressed well. They all have their own individual style,
Speaker 1: like from head to toe, like they're doing cool things
Speaker 1: with their hair, they're doing cool things with their platforms,
Speaker 1: and everybody could dress their ass off in Japan. Tokyo
Speaker 1: is the fashion capital of the world. I don't nobody.
Speaker 1: That's what everybody was saying. They was like, yo, there's
Speaker 1: gonna be so many options. I mean closed galore like
Speaker 1: and clean and tailored and just watching, like just stand
Speaker 1: outside and watch a bunch of people walk by. Everyone's
Speaker 1: dressed different, or it's a bunch of girls dressed the same,
Speaker 1: like a girl group. And it like worked with every
Speaker 1: single person that I saw, and it was like they
Speaker 1: would some of them would wear like the traditional clothes,
Speaker 1: like with the robe and the thing around it, and
Speaker 1: it was like that's normal. But then right next to
Speaker 1: her you would see a girl with like panty shorts
Speaker 1: on and like stockings and pigtails and like butterfly things
Speaker 1: on her face, and that was also normal. Oka of
Speaker 1: them was like looking at the other in disgust. It
Speaker 1: was just like this is just what we know. Judgment.
Speaker 1: That's that's all that Japan was. So we're moving to Japan.
Speaker 1: We're moving moving to Japan. Y Yo, Okay. I'm down
Speaker 1: with I mean because my because my girl was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you want to go? And I was like, I mean,
Speaker 1: it sounds like it's a lot of money, like you
Speaker 1: you don't want to cut corners. And when Dwayne said
Speaker 1: he went, he told me how much he spent there,
Speaker 1: and I said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have
Speaker 1: no idea how much I spent. I was just giving
Speaker 1: them the card and the stuff that I was buying.
Speaker 1: But also like, you know, I didn't pay for the flight.
Speaker 1: I have no idea how much that costs. Yeah yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean he was telling me everything that he was doing,
Speaker 1: and he's like this, how you gotta do it yep.
Speaker 1: Like you can't even think about it. You just got
Speaker 1: to be like black, we're doing it, yep, because that's
Speaker 1: what kind of experience it is. And I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to go there when I feel like that comfortable,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to. I don't want to cut
Speaker 1: corners on such a cool trip. Well, also, I'll say this,
Speaker 1: all they do in Japan is spend money. If you
Speaker 1: want a tokyo and you ain't got it, don't go.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, no tokyo for you. I remember
Speaker 1: working at when I was working at the bars, the
Speaker 1: people who would put the money down for reels. The Japanese,
Speaker 1: Japanese business men, Oh they are. They're buying anything everything
Speaker 1: and they barely touching the drinks. They they having a
Speaker 1: good time, but you know they got low tolerance for alcohol.
Speaker 1: Yeah they so they just buying it just to pop off.
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, like everywhere we went, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is like a mall. This is like you know
Speaker 1: how like when we be in Soho or when we
Speaker 1: used to be in Soho, it's always a lot of
Speaker 1: Asian people down there. Because that's what tokyo is. It
Speaker 1: feels like a giant soho everywhere you go. But I
Speaker 1: guess they come here now and they're like this, what
Speaker 1: y'all got? No, Because I was talking to this dude
Speaker 1: at the Adida store and he was like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: from New York. New York is so cool and I
Speaker 1: was like, Tokyo is cooler than there, and he was like, no,
Speaker 1: for me, New York is the coolest city. And I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, no, Well, I can say with my
Speaker 1: full chest, yeah, New York ain't hitting like that no more. No,
Speaker 1: it's not hitting like that. No, post pandemic. New York
Speaker 1: is New Jersey. New York is Nashville. Listen. I walked
Speaker 1: by the place that was supposed to be g Star.
Speaker 1: That shit is gone. I said, New York is a
Speaker 1: rap okay, oh all the stores that used to be
Speaker 1: cool that. I'm like, oh my god, this is a staple.
Speaker 1: You got it. You have to go here. It's not
Speaker 1: there no more. We don't even to talk about the stores.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the streets. I saw some somebody posted
Speaker 1: a video today about Saint Mark's Street. Uh, you know
Speaker 1: Saint Mark's Uh, people doing drugs. I can't people cutting
Speaker 1: class people, you know, throwing up and peeing and pooping
Speaker 1: and shitting themselves on the street. That's Saint Mark's showed
Speaker 1: the video. It's all. It's like all tables on either side,
Speaker 1: just white people drinking apparall sprits is disgusting. It's not
Speaker 1: disgusting to the white people. Hello, white listeners, not discussing
Speaker 1: to y'all disgusting. But what you turned my disgusting. It's
Speaker 1: not an apparall spit sprits location, No, it's not. No,
Speaker 1: it's for uh bottomless, bottomless mimosa's, uh margarita's. It's for
Speaker 1: a drink in a bag in your hand. That too,
Speaker 1: that too, and it's heroin as well, heroine, not apperol sprits,
Speaker 1: aperol sprits. Heroin. Take that down to Soho somewhere West Village.
Speaker 1: Take it uptown uptown, that's take it uptown where your
Speaker 1: where your mom and dad lives, Upper east Side? Do that?
Speaker 1: Do that? Saint Mark's. It's it's where the heroine and
Speaker 1: the bags of juice would liquor in it would play.
Speaker 1: And now now where do they go. That's where you
Speaker 1: will get a piercing that your mother didn't know about.
Speaker 1: You get a tattoo. You aren't getting falling off? Yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: You couldn't go to Claire's acessories. You go to Saint Mark's. Yes,
Speaker 1: you get a dollar slice and you might get sick.
Speaker 1: Every single that's not Saint Mark's. No More Girl. New
Speaker 1: York is completely different. It hurts. There's this article that
Speaker 1: people were talking about this week about the gingrification the
Speaker 1: cut duh. Yeah, the West Village White Girls. Everybody's upset
Speaker 1: because it's like, you can afford a publicist, and that's
Speaker 1: why you're on the cover of this magazine. We don't
Speaker 1: know you, and you don't represent New York. You just
Speaker 1: got here, just got it. But you're on the cover
Speaker 1: of the New Yorker. Wild. That's crazy to not be
Speaker 1: on a New Yorker and just get to New Yorker
Speaker 1: and then be on the cover of like the New Yorker.
Speaker 1: It's pretty weird. It's wild. Anyway. They're not doing that
Speaker 1: in Japan. They're not doing that. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the Tokyo magazine look like, but they're not putting me
Speaker 1: on the cover. Or maybe they would, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's it's an awesome city and I would
Speaker 1: one hundred percent go back. I will go back this year. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: hopefully I'll get that get that money together so I
Speaker 1: can go, because I really do want to go. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I would want to experience it like a tourist. But
Speaker 1: also if I knew somebody there so I could find
Speaker 1: the spots that nobody knows about, I also want to
Speaker 1: do that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the underground spots. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they still have that in a way that New York
Speaker 1: does not. Like I mean, I guess New York has stuff,
Speaker 1: but like, you know, somebody finds something cool in a
Speaker 1: city that they're not from and they blasted on TikTok
Speaker 1: and it wasn't his TikTok. It's not cool on y'all
Speaker 1: gotta stop listen Gate, keep the cool, the stuff that
Speaker 1: you don't care about, put it on TikTok. But if
Speaker 1: it's a spot that you're like, oh, this food is
Speaker 1: really bombed and I had a really now okay, hold
Speaker 1: on now wait wait let me small business. The thing
Speaker 1: is is that Keith Lee was doing this with like
Speaker 1: different restaurants that obviously needed the help boom. That's cool.
Speaker 1: But if the spot is already doing well, it doesn't
Speaker 1: need extra business. Hey, why are you flooding them with
Speaker 1: people who don't even know how to give you know,
Speaker 1: proper They don't have proper etiquette. They being rude to
Speaker 1: the servers. They don't tip those people need to don't
Speaker 1: need to come. They messing up the vibe. You know, right,
Speaker 1: the vibe works because it's not no influencers exact. Now,
Speaker 1: get ready with me while I go destroy a small
Speaker 1: cool business. No, stay home. You put in your Alex
Speaker 1: earl light on the lamb chops. You're fucking up the vibes.
Speaker 1: The music is playing, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: you're blasting music from the TikTok that you just did.
Speaker 1: That's no, no, no, no, no, we can't have that.
Speaker 1: So I think we definitely should gatekeep the But also
Speaker 1: I do find places on uh TikTok. But then I
Speaker 1: get into the comments and the tea is They're like, yes,
Speaker 1: this place used to be good, not no more. Right,
Speaker 1: there's there's a bar right across the street from They
Speaker 1: said it's trash. Now, what's the name of the bar?
Speaker 1: I don't want to say, Oh, I can't say. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say it. I'm gonna say it offline to you.
Speaker 1: But it's supposed then we'll swing by do a video
Speaker 1: at that bar. Yeah, I can't even say. I can't
Speaker 1: even believe, I said, but it's like the bougie cousin
Speaker 1: of that. And I was like, oh, I saw it,
Speaker 1: and I said, oh, we should go there. And then
Speaker 1: recently I saw a TikTok and everybody said the doormans
Speaker 1: are mean, the line is long. They charging five hundred
Speaker 1: dollars to get in to get a table. I said it,
Speaker 1: wait this and this is on Myrtle Avenue. Bottle service
Speaker 1: on five hundred dollars for table service on let me
Speaker 1: tell you that is a recession indicator. When when a
Speaker 1: when a hole in the wall, spot off the off
Speaker 1: the J train is like, we're doing bottle service. Who
Speaker 1: told you what what white man in the top had said, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do this? Well said that I can't. I can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: New York is you said a white man in a
Speaker 1: top hand in a top half. You know that those
Speaker 1: were the one that's they're like, oh, this is how
Speaker 1: you make this place more upscale, and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: this is how you run away the cool people because
Speaker 1: they're like, first of all, I'm not doing no lines,
Speaker 1: New York. Why would I wait on the line? Girl?
Speaker 1: When I see people online waiting for Kith, I said, oh,
Speaker 1: this can't be good Kith Supreme. Anytime I see any
Speaker 1: of those people wait online, I'm I'm already like, this
Speaker 1: is not for men to help. But laugh. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you wait online to wear some stuff that don't even
Speaker 1: look good on you. Honestly, that's a mess. You saw
Speaker 1: it good on somebody else, and now you're trying to
Speaker 1: put you look bad. You know what lines are mess?
Speaker 1: Lines are a mess. And then making people wait outside
Speaker 1: to make a place look cooler, that's also a mess.
Speaker 1: It is just have everybody come in, have a good time,
Speaker 1: and then the word of mouth will let everybody know
Speaker 1: that this is the place to go. But people do
Speaker 1: lines because everybody knows that people are cheap, and they
Speaker 1: got to think that, oh, this is it's cool. So
Speaker 1: let's let's be a little bit more selected about the lions. Yes,
Speaker 1: because the bounces. You know, bounces in New York have
Speaker 1: been mean since the beginning of velvet ropes. Right, that's
Speaker 1: just kind of what it is. But I'm here. I'm
Speaker 1: here for a mean doorman. Oh, I'm not mad at it,
Speaker 1: especially when you used to work at Rose Bar and
Speaker 1: I used to pop in and I used to watch
Speaker 1: the doormen shut the people down, and I'm just hey,
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, Fabby, how you doing. Like there's
Speaker 1: no greater feeling than knowing a doorman and watching somebody
Speaker 1: else don't know a doormant. I saw our doorman shut
Speaker 1: down Q Tip. I said, this vibrant, vibrant, vibrant, breathe
Speaker 1: and stop for real. So give me what I was
Speaker 1: on the door. I said, no, no, no, you have
Speaker 1: to let him in. How many how many dudes was
Speaker 1: q Tip with? He was just with one other guy,
Speaker 1: and he said, no, we're at capacity. And I said, no,
Speaker 1: we're not. No, we're not let him in because I
Speaker 1: was in the front bar, because I wasn't in the
Speaker 1: cool bar yet. But I said, hey, hey, hey, this
Speaker 1: is actually against my whole heritage that you're not letting
Speaker 1: this man in the Santa Black. It's very anti black,
Speaker 1: it's anti wrap, it's it's anti all of that. And
Speaker 1: you know what, you Tuba had to leave. He didn't
Speaker 1: let him in. What was he wearing? He looked good,
Speaker 1: He looked at skin was going, no, no, no, what
Speaker 1: what was the shoes? Like, what was he wearing? Wearing
Speaker 1: a Q tip outfit? I don't know, A big, a
Speaker 1: big shoe, jeans, a big shoe like a Kanye like
Speaker 1: a not a combat but you know, just something that
Speaker 1: you know, the guys, the short guys, you know the lifts.
Speaker 1: He's wearing a shoe that got a lift. He got
Speaker 1: a tall had on wedges. Yeah, no, I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: Don't switch my words up like that. Wedges A wedge
Speaker 1: shoe is a mess. It is, but I'm aware it.
Speaker 1: But it is a mess because I'm thinking of I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: I want something. I want to look taller, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to wear a heel. You gotta get a
Speaker 1: wedge or a platform. You know, maybe Q Tip was
Speaker 1: in a platform. I could be wrong. Don't quote me, y'all,
Speaker 1: don't quote me, and don't tag him, because y'all y'all
Speaker 1: really be messy. But like you stand up the shoes
Speaker 1: full of dump, breathe and stop. Okay, you gotta stop. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: best thing that happened in Japan, best thing that happened
Speaker 1: in Japan. Oh, I don't know. That's crazy. The best
Speaker 1: thing that I happened in Japan. Yeah, we asked this
Speaker 1: question when you went to Morocco too. What was the
Speaker 1: best thing that I said happened to me in Morocco.
Speaker 1: I didn't die when the camel kicked me off. I
Speaker 1: think when we walked, when we got to the top
Speaker 1: and we were like, oh my god, this is so
Speaker 1: fucking beautiful, and I'm with my friends. But you guys
Speaker 1: also were on mushrooms and then I didn't even know that. Oh,
Speaker 1: I was also on mushrooms in Tokyo, okay, so that
Speaker 1: maybe What did I do when I was on the
Speaker 1: shrooms and Tokyo? I don't remember where we went. I
Speaker 1: gotta check my phone. Oh we went to this exhibit
Speaker 1: called Team Lab huh, and it was like lights and
Speaker 1: like projections and sound. You know that's my thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a good thing to do on shrooms. I
Speaker 1: can't there's a lot of kids there too. I was like, yuck,
Speaker 1: they're kind of blowing it. But there were some sober
Speaker 1: people there, and that I don't understand. How can you
Speaker 1: be not a child or not on shrooms and then
Speaker 1: you're here like that was weird? Oh? Because your mind
Speaker 1: it expands and for someone who has ADHD, all this
Speaker 1: stuff is happening. So yes, I'm overstimulated. But then when
Speaker 1: I lock in, well, one thing on the wall, I'm
Speaker 1: in it, and I almost feel like I'm going into
Speaker 1: a different dimension. It's really cool. It was that. It
Speaker 1: was a lot of that. But after we left there,
Speaker 1: we were trying to get pizza up from this place.
Speaker 1: They're like, this is the best pizza place in Japan.
Speaker 1: You have to here, and of course they were closing.
Speaker 1: Everything closed pretty early food wise. Yeah, So we went
Speaker 1: to this neighborhood that I was like, Oh, this place
Speaker 1: is open. It's on my list of places I want
Speaker 1: to try. Let's go there. We get there. At the cab,
Speaker 1: he like bye, they can leave you. They'd be like okay,
Speaker 1: you know, they don't wait for you to get in
Speaker 1: at all. No. I ordered the uber and the uber
Speaker 1: dropped us off and was like later. And so we
Speaker 1: get there and there's this like little bar with people
Speaker 1: at the window, and you know, we're in the middle
Speaker 1: of a neighborhood that looked like it's not really nothing
Speaker 1: else going on. So we're going back and forth trying
Speaker 1: to find this place can't find it. There's a lady
Speaker 1: sitting at the bar who was watching us, and she's like,
Speaker 1: she's like, what are you looking for? And I was
Speaker 1: She's like the bar and I was like, no, we're
Speaker 1: trying to find food. So she jump up. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm from Brazil and I'm like, okay, I'm from New York.
Speaker 1: So she's running up and down the street trying to
Speaker 1: help us find a place to eat. Everything's closed. We
Speaker 1: get to this and the guy's like, yeah, the place
Speaker 1: you're looking for is the place where that lady is sitting.
Speaker 1: But they're not doing food no more. So I'm devastated.
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all day. You know how
Speaker 1: that goes. And there's a guy across the street at
Speaker 1: like a vegan place that was what God is just
Speaker 1: I can't that's hate speech a vegan place. So we're
Speaker 1: not even looking at why didn't I do that on
Speaker 1: my travel We're not even looking at the vegan spot vacation. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the guy that was this guy that was like,
Speaker 1: that's the place that you're trying to go to. He
Speaker 1: was like, well, you guys him come here, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: and you know, he's like, yeah, well, Marie, let's try
Speaker 1: it like it might be and I was like it's
Speaker 1: vegan and I'm like, what kind of food do you
Speaker 1: guys have here? He was like, I make pasta, we
Speaker 1: make whatever you want. And I'm like okay. So we
Speaker 1: go in and he's like, I'm like, can I see
Speaker 1: a menu? He's like, we don't have a menu. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: this is kind of cool. He's like what do you want?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you make? And he was like anything?
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is I can't tell me
Speaker 1: I can order anything and not tell me what you're
Speaker 1: good at making. So I'm like what are you good at?
Speaker 1: And he was like everything? And I was like, so
Speaker 1: I said, I'm out. I like drink. Guy my has crashed.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm done answering questions now. So the guy
Speaker 1: I'm with is like, all right, we'll do this with
Speaker 1: a red sauce and we'll do it with this. And
Speaker 1: the guy's like great. He's like it's gonna take me
Speaker 1: at least twenty minutes. And he's like, well, do you
Speaker 1: have wine? And he's like yes. I was like, bring
Speaker 1: us the wine, right, So he brings the wine he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we don't have sobbing your blunk, but this is better.
Speaker 1: I'm like, whatever, whatever you got, we'll have. So we're
Speaker 1: drinking it and I'm calming down and it's smelling good.
Speaker 1: He's like, do you guys some more vegetables in it?
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, whatever he's doing that. The wine is delicious, girl,
Speaker 1: the best wine I've ever had in my life. Really
Speaker 1: it's vegan wine. No, I'm like, what is this so different?
Speaker 1: Nice crisp white Italian wine. So Japan in Japan, okay?
Speaker 1: And so he comes out, oh and he brings us
Speaker 1: this like soft garlic bread that mindu. I'm sitting there
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I think I hear the microwave. I said,
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's making, but the microwave just dinged,
Speaker 1: and you know, dudes like he's like, Marie just relaxed,
Speaker 1: like this could be like a really unforgettable night. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm ready to be disappointed. What. I'm like,
Speaker 1: we in this vegan place. This man is good at everything.
Speaker 1: There's no way it's gonna be good. Yeah. So it's
Speaker 1: a vegan that threw you off. But if it wasn't vegan,
Speaker 1: you would be all in. Well, when we got there,
Speaker 1: he was like, do y'all want me? Y'all want like
Speaker 1: a bowl and egg? Shut the fuck up? And he
Speaker 1: was like, I mean I could make whatever. That's what
Speaker 1: he meant. You can make whatever, But do you have whatever?
Speaker 1: The sign say vegan, but it wasn't vegan. No, girl,
Speaker 1: I'm confused. I'm confused. Susion has has hit me. Girl. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we on our second glass of wine, the bread comes out.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that must be a special microwave because the
Speaker 1: bread don't microwave like this in as so it's not
Speaker 1: gluten free. No, okay, because all I'm thinking about is
Speaker 1: everything it's missing. No, the sign said vegan, but he
Speaker 1: was like, this is whatever you wanted to be. And
Speaker 1: so and it was raining outside and it's just me
Speaker 1: and this guy at this at this restaurant, downing wine. Bro.
Speaker 1: You keep saying this guy, well, it's a guy, me
Speaker 1: and this man, gentleman. He keeps saying this this guy,
Speaker 1: my man, my travel buddy. And what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You know who I was with Sydney. I'm talking. I'm
Speaker 1: here for the people. I notice, I'm here with the man.
Speaker 1: Oh I wouldn't say the man that's too No, I'm
Speaker 1: here with a German. You have to stop. So there
Speaker 1: was the you know, my uh my travel buddy Okay, sure, sure, sure,
Speaker 1: and the guy he brings the food out and it's good.
Speaker 1: I'm also very hungry, but it's good. He's like, do
Speaker 1: y'all need more bread? Do y'all need this? He's he
Speaker 1: he hit it with the cheese. I'm like, the cheese
Speaker 1: is not vegan, but it doesn't matter. It was a lie.
Speaker 1: No I think it's vegan. Must mean something else in Tokyo.
Speaker 1: Did it say vegan in English? Vegan in English? You
Speaker 1: take a picture? You know, I don't think I did.
Speaker 1: Bitch as you the most taking picture, ass bitch, and
Speaker 1: you don't take a picture place gonna eat their sis?
Speaker 1: You know what? Travel show shut down because this is
Speaker 1: a part of the show that you're supposed to be
Speaker 1: letting us know about. I'm telling you it's not vegan.
Speaker 1: So you know, I tell you where what it's across from? Okay,
Speaker 1: I know what it's what? So you took a picture
Speaker 1: across the street? No, no, no, no, we were trying to
Speaker 1: go across the street. That's the original destination. And then
Speaker 1: they said, no, we're not doing food no more, We're
Speaker 1: just doing drinks. Okay, let's get to the good part.
Speaker 1: So what the people look like was there like attractive
Speaker 1: with like hotties, was booties out. Everybody's dress pretty conservative
Speaker 1: over there, like they be covered, but it's like flowy things.
Speaker 1: It's stuff that's like tailored to their body. It's like
Speaker 1: they don't really like to show their arms. It was
Speaker 1: sonny out. Everybody had a little parasol out in the sun.
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, because the sun is good, but it's
Speaker 1: all so bad. No, the sun is good. The sun
Speaker 1: is good, but it's not it's not amazing for your skin, right,
Speaker 1: And that's that's another reason why they've been like raising
Speaker 1: in the sun all the americanas. They stay sizzling, sizzling
Speaker 1: for eatas in the summertime. In the fall, whenever they
Speaker 1: can get a chance, they burn and burn and burn
Speaker 1: and burning. And so whenever I see them ladies with
Speaker 1: the little umbrella, I said, you know what you got in, mama,
Speaker 1: And they got bangs because the banks is covering the
Speaker 1: forehead because they don't everybody doesn't have bangs at a
Speaker 1: lot of them be having banks. They're covering the forehead. Girl.
Speaker 1: They were dressed real cute. All the women stunning the men.
Speaker 1: What about was there black people? There were? There spareworth
Speaker 1: some of black people there. And like when I was
Speaker 1: in Thailand, Like when I was in Thailand and I
Speaker 1: saw black people, I'd be like, hey black people, and
Speaker 1: they'd be like, hey, black girl. But in Tokyo it
Speaker 1: wasn't the same energy. I see people and like, you know,
Speaker 1: smile at them, and they'd be like, so, I don't
Speaker 1: know they I don't know where they're from. They might
Speaker 1: have been from New York. Hello, they must have been
Speaker 1: the other black some somewhere else. Has Tokyo entered the chat?
Speaker 1: What the hell? No? No, no, that it's a universal thing.
Speaker 1: If you're a black person in another place and you
Speaker 1: see another black person, you give them the head nod
Speaker 1: and the smile, oh girl, whole conversations. Hey girl, would
Speaker 1: you be aware? But I will also say there's a
Speaker 1: lot of tourists in Tokyo, a lot, like it's like
Speaker 1: comparatible to being here, Like so it's time square, basically,
Speaker 1: it's times square. I don't I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: vivving with that, but you don't. You don't have to
Speaker 1: stay in those areas where it's that touristy. But I
Speaker 1: googled it because there was a lot about Tokyo that
Speaker 1: I didn't know about. They have a tower, a Tokyo Tower,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that looks like an orange
Speaker 1: Eiffel tower. And I'll say it, but the Eiffle tower
Speaker 1: is bigger. And the person I was with was like, no,
Speaker 1: they they the same size, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: the person it was with, that's the person I was with.
Speaker 1: The description is killing these titles is like I keep
Speaker 1: saying the person I was with this continue to say
Speaker 1: the person that I was with. I'm trying to I'm
Speaker 1: this man, this man, the man, this person that I
Speaker 1: was with, travel buddy, anything else my emergency contact? Is that? So?
Speaker 1: Loll oh the switch up happened quick to that man
Speaker 1: to emergency contest. To be fair, he's not my emergency contact,
Speaker 1: is okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you know she's liable
Speaker 1: to pick up her phone. Oh yeah, no, she's good.
Speaker 1: It's I mean charged, the bubble's gonna be green. But
Speaker 1: that's okay. But why would you be texting my emergency contact?
Speaker 1: You have to pick up the phone and close them. Marie,
Speaker 1: you to type the text in emergency contact like text
Speaker 1: if you had to, if you had to reach out
Speaker 1: to like my emergency contract would call them. I would
Speaker 1: call girl, it's an emergency. Who has time to be like, Hey,
Speaker 1: you don't know me, but sid hold on Sydney. First, well,
Speaker 1: you're not typing, you sitting, you sitting in a voice,
Speaker 1: not oh yeah. If they don't pick up, I'm saying
Speaker 1: in a voice. No, hey, girl, you don't know me,
Speaker 1: but Sydney, what do you mean you don't know me?
Speaker 1: It would be Carolina, Carolina. Carolina is your emergeny contact. Yes,
Speaker 1: Carolina is your emergency Carolina is my emergency contact. Well, girl,
Speaker 1: you need to get a new emergency contact. Why. First
Speaker 1: of all, she's with child hold on now. Wait. Secondly,
Speaker 1: her phone be dead. That's a lie. Her phone be
Speaker 1: dead sometimes, girl, But during the day, and that's usually
Speaker 1: when an emergency would happen for me. No, she'd be up, girl.
Speaker 1: Emergencies happen all the time. Like, na, an emergency for
Speaker 1: me is gonna happen during the day. I already put
Speaker 1: it out there in the universe. Any emergency that would
Speaker 1: happen if you're getting a call at eight am, friend,
Speaker 1: I hope you're sitting down, because that's when the emergency
Speaker 1: would be. That's what my d D is on eight am.
Speaker 1: That's why you're not my emergency contact. D and D.
Speaker 1: You don't answer your phone and you don't answer text messages. Sydney,
Speaker 1: you have to get a new emergency. Come is about
Speaker 1: to have a baby. I know we're about to have
Speaker 1: her on a podcast. She's not gonna have time for this.
Speaker 1: We're about to have a She will make time for
Speaker 1: your emergency. Hell yeah, Carolina is her own emergency. She
Speaker 1: is not Hammaday is her emergency. Hey, we need to
Speaker 1: It takes a village. And then in the I just
Speaker 1: want to put this out there to the mothers, to
Speaker 1: the mothers that are about to have kids already have yeah,
Speaker 1: keep saying that they still want to be in the mix,
Speaker 1: and you taking them off a list that hurts their heart.
Speaker 1: So she actually would be so distraught if I took
Speaker 1: her off my emergency contact. First of all, she don't
Speaker 1: have to know. It's not like she gets a notification, Hey,
Speaker 1: you have been removed as Sydney's emergency contact. Nobody knows
Speaker 1: except you. Marie. You had one time to be emergency contact,
Speaker 1: and you picked up and said, hey girl, I'm at
Speaker 1: my job. Y'all playing too much and then hung up,
Speaker 1: So you can't be an emergency What was I supposed
Speaker 1: to zoo? I don't know, friend, but not answer like that.
Speaker 1: And that's mass you're listen, that's mass. Sydney Carolina was
Speaker 1: your emergency contact. Wait, I got the call from Carolina. Yes,
Speaker 1: and she also didn't help you. You were second on the list,
Speaker 1: but she also didn't help you in that time. What
Speaker 1: do you mean Carolina do for you in that emergency?
Speaker 1: She got on her plane and left. I can't wait
Speaker 1: for her to get back here on the pod because
Speaker 1: she has to clear her name. Because she did what
Speaker 1: she could do. She did more than you. You hung
Speaker 1: up on her. I was at work. I literally I
Speaker 1: was on camera. I was like, girl, we live. I'm
Speaker 1: not from New York. I'm at work. Mess Marie being
Speaker 1: emergency contact, Listen, I am not available to be an
Speaker 1: emergency contact during the day. I'm a nighttime emergency contact.
Speaker 1: I'm a night owl. Wait are you are you your
Speaker 1: sister's emergency contact? Probably? I actually don't I don't know
Speaker 1: should I call her? Why? She also got a hot
Speaker 1: time for you? She's at work. You know what, Whenever
Speaker 1: I call your sister she does pick up. I don't
Speaker 1: call her often, but when I do, she'll pick up
Speaker 1: your hand. That's why if you're calling my sister, she's like,
Speaker 1: something must have happened. Oh my god, you think no,
Speaker 1: she said, oh what's this? But also you cool? If
Speaker 1: you call her, she's like, hey girl, yes, Like if
Speaker 1: you were like a nerd, she'd be like, that's'm gonna
Speaker 1: set up to voice man Ury. When are you gonna
Speaker 1: work on being the emergency contact? How about that? I
Speaker 1: have to work on being an emergency context? Absolutely what
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the gym for that? How do I?
Speaker 1: I gotta practice picking up the phone on the third
Speaker 1: before the third ring? What does that mean? Guys, if
Speaker 1: you're listening to this, I need you to put in
Speaker 1: the comments things to be an emergency Like, how do
Speaker 1: you be an emergency contact? I gotta have a go
Speaker 1: bag ready to go. Well, first of all, you gotta
Speaker 1: have bail money. Do you got that? Sure? They take car?
Speaker 1: Apple pay for you? You? You like, hey, I got
Speaker 1: the car? Can I can? I swipe my phone. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: do they take Apple pay at the jail, at the
Speaker 1: at the hospital. Oh, at the hospital. Now, now you
Speaker 1: know what, Honestly, we can count on you to make
Speaker 1: a video. You'll make a video. But if there's comments,
Speaker 1: like if they're time constraints, you're gonna turn the video
Speaker 1: in late. So if we're making a we are the world,
Speaker 1: there comes a time when we heat a certain call
Speaker 1: out there in the world must come together as one.
Speaker 1: I'm there for we all the world. We're making money
Speaker 1: for this cause my friend needs knew whatever. Sure, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm there for that. If we're doing a benefit show,
Speaker 1: I'll be there. You're showing up late, Oh yeah, but
Speaker 1: I'm showing up. I'm gonna be great when I get
Speaker 1: you light and great. Hey, as we all know, my
Speaker 1: friend got hit by a moped, Oh my god, and
Speaker 1: the show is here to raise money. I would be
Speaker 1: so lucky to get hit by a mopeg because that
Speaker 1: then like there's not too much damages, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like I'll be up in the hospital for
Speaker 1: like a week or so and then were good. I mean,
Speaker 1: remember we know that that comedian got hit by a train.
Speaker 1: You can get hit. I think the train ran her over.
Speaker 1: Was her name Lisa, Yes, Lisa yeah, yes, And there
Speaker 1: was like all these people did stuff to raise money
Speaker 1: for her, and YadA, YadA, YadA, and she's you know,
Speaker 1: she's she's alive and well and walked in. She got it.
Speaker 1: She got a page on Instagram. It's like for the
Speaker 1: Gaze and she's, yeah, for the Gaze. It's not called
Speaker 1: for the Gaze. But I think her name is Lisa
Speaker 1: Die or Lisa Day or something. But she she got
Speaker 1: a she has a really funny lesbian like gay page.
Speaker 1: Oh she's a lesbian and she yeah, she tags sometimes.
Speaker 1: She has tagged me and stuff and like, you know,
Speaker 1: people that I've dated and whatnot. Like she she's in
Speaker 1: the mix, right and they took care of her. The
Speaker 1: community stepped up and took care of it. Did. But
Speaker 1: that was at a different time. We're in recession number
Speaker 1: what dose. Yeah, but people still donating to gofundmees money.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let's talk about the biggest mess of this
Speaker 1: freaking month. Okay. A white woman called a young black
Speaker 1: boy the inn word hard er several times, and then
Speaker 1: she decided to make a GoFundMe or whatever she's had
Speaker 1: a million right now, where raised a million dollars? Because
Speaker 1: she was like, now I have to move out of
Speaker 1: my neighborhood because I'm where did she call this black
Speaker 1: boy on a playground on a playground, on the playground,
Speaker 1: because allegedly he's a four year old or five year
Speaker 1: old took like his her son's toy or something. That's
Speaker 1: what kids do. They take toy. Her son's toy got
Speaker 1: took and she called this kid that word. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she said she said, if he wasn't acting like one,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call him that. And then she the guy
Speaker 1: who had her on camera was saying stuff to her
Speaker 1: and I don't think he was black, and she called
Speaker 1: him the N word as well. She said, she said,
Speaker 1: you could get it too hard, yar. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: And I don't even think she was an American. I think
Speaker 1: she was like like Russian or something like that. Oh
Speaker 1: not a mail order racist, stop it? Yeah? What are
Speaker 1: oh my god? Yeah? Crazy? Yeah? And she she lost
Speaker 1: her job. I don't even think she had a job, tea.
Speaker 1: And now she has a million million. So now I
Speaker 1: need one of my good whites to step in and
Speaker 1: pull a stump like that. Get the money and then
Speaker 1: give it to us that might that might be our
Speaker 1: side hustle. We need a good white that's ready to
Speaker 1: turn into a bad white to get us a million dollars.
Speaker 1: Then we flip it right right is crazy we say
Speaker 1: flip it, we mean we flip it into our accounts
Speaker 1: and then maybe we give you a little something on
Speaker 1: a sign. No, no, no, this is money that we
Speaker 1: have to like invest into things. Remember when we said
Speaker 1: we'd go back in time and I said, I would,
Speaker 1: you know, not get my boobs. This is the thing
Speaker 1: where like if we if I'm going forward and this happens,
Speaker 1: I will put my money into like crypto or something
Speaker 1: that like you know bitcoin something heard you? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 1: And we are we going to open up a small
Speaker 1: shops a business something you know we can invent in
Speaker 1: the last business, yes, yes, or or we could be
Speaker 1: the business that if somebody called your child the inWORD,
Speaker 1: we raise money to get that person, uh thrown out
Speaker 1: of the community. Okay, So we the Al Sharpton go
Speaker 1: fundme ye no, no, no, we are hmm, I might
Speaker 1: need to take this back to the lab, but oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're the business that shuts down the GoFundMe for the
Speaker 1: racist and we take their money. Whatever money they raise,
Speaker 1: we take it. Okay, yeah, we confiscate, We confiscate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's our business. Yeah, are you in? You know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wait to the and bitch, yes and yes. But
Speaker 1: that's where the improv doesn't work. You gotta say yes
Speaker 1: and bitch. That's what you gotta say. No, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: but bitch, yeah, yes, but bitch. That's the new that's
Speaker 1: the remix o. Can we put that as the title?
Speaker 1: Can bitch be in the title? Okay, we got to
Speaker 1: run this by Okay, Sidney, what have you been doing
Speaker 1: the ten days that I was gone? Let's talk? Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I was in vegan not vegan pasta at eleven pm?
Speaker 1: What were you doing? I started medication again, like a
Speaker 1: higher dose and just going through it, just sitting in
Speaker 1: the bed, like, Lord Jesus, what have I done it?
Speaker 1: Maybe I should have sent one of those chain letters.
Speaker 1: Maybe you know, I broke a mirror and this is
Speaker 1: still on the crack. I didn't break my mother's back,
Speaker 1: I broke my soul. I'm cursed. R oh, curse, that's
Speaker 1: how it feels. Maybe did a black cat run by
Speaker 1: you when you are seven. You know, I get black cats.
Speaker 1: I love black maybe Touxedo cats. They had little socks
Speaker 1: on it. You know, you're right. But my first cat, Albert,
Speaker 1: was all black. Albert Albert. I've never met an Albert
Speaker 1: that was even an all black cat. And he did
Speaker 1: not like my sister, and he did not like my knees.
Speaker 1: And now how are their lives going? Oh? Bad? Okay?
Speaker 1: Albert Albert was Albert the reason. Yeah, black cats are
Speaker 1: bad luck. I don't like that. I take that back.
Speaker 1: Why I'm a black cat. You have a black cat.
Speaker 1: She's kind of salt and pepper right now. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm we're getting waxes after this appointments for what's that place? No,
Speaker 1: the other one unique wax. Oh that's where we went
Speaker 1: the first time we got wax. Yeah that he was
Speaker 1: in their screaming. Yeah, I was doing the most. Everybody
Speaker 1: was like getting their wax being quiet. And then okay,
Speaker 1: so your first wax, that was the first time you
Speaker 1: got first. Your first wax was my second wax. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't get easy. I thought it was our both
Speaker 1: for our first time. But I know I went. I
Speaker 1: think I went one time before you, because the way
Speaker 1: you were screaming. I was like, I don't remember being
Speaker 1: that loud the first time I went. But you know
Speaker 1: I have a small throat. Did that man say that
Speaker 1: hello loud? So you've been in the bed for ten days? Uh,
Speaker 1: pretty much. I couldn't do anything. I've been like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been rough. I was like holding on a dear life.
Speaker 1: So what do you mean you can't do an? It
Speaker 1: like you don't want you to sleepy. I'm not leavy.
Speaker 1: I can't form a sentence. I like, will wake up
Speaker 1: and then I'm like I'll you know, scroll on TikTok
Speaker 1: for a little bit and then go back to sleep
Speaker 1: and then wake up. And then I mean, is the
Speaker 1: dose too high? No, It's just like this is how
Speaker 1: it is every time I start a new dose, every
Speaker 1: time I start something new, my body has to recalibrate
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck it is. And I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: so tired of it. It's so annoying and it like ruins everything.
Speaker 1: And I remember last week I was like, Okay, if
Speaker 1: this doesn't work, I think I was just I'll just
Speaker 1: get off medication because I can't. This is this is
Speaker 1: like my life. I said, what did I Lord, what
Speaker 1: did I do? Tell me? Is it because I'm gay?
Speaker 1: It's Albert Sis. I'm telling it's not the black cat.
Speaker 1: It might be the gay. I'm I feel like it's
Speaker 1: one and maybe it's double time. Maybe it's black cat
Speaker 1: and gay. It could be that, because I do see
Speaker 1: the gazes out here doing pretty well, some of them,
Speaker 1: not not all y'all. So a lot of them, a
Speaker 1: lot of them are thriving well. Not this year. This
Speaker 1: is a bad year for gays. It's some gays doing great, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but as a whole, as a community, as a community,
Speaker 1: I would say, no, all right, listen, I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let you have that, even though I don't agree with that.
Speaker 1: But instead of completely going off your meds, why not
Speaker 1: just go down a little bit in dose. I could
Speaker 1: do that, But it's like then I was I like
Speaker 1: did a show on Sunday and I was on stage
Speaker 1: talking about, you know, the brain fog, the feeling like
Speaker 1: out of body, like sad or, and so this other
Speaker 1: guy he's like, oh, that happened to me. I had
Speaker 1: to take another medication to like even everything out, And
Speaker 1: it's like all these damn pills I'm already taking two pills.
Speaker 1: Then I got vitamins, then I got dressed. A second pill.
Speaker 1: Uh well, one pill is like a certain amount, and
Speaker 1: then another pill is a smaller dose. They got they
Speaker 1: got you doing mad? Maybe cut a small one in half. No,
Speaker 1: you can't cut, you know, because it's it's like time release. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's foolish. All of it is like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like all of this just to be like mentally stable,
Speaker 1: to like have a conversation outside, this is fucking whack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all this to be mentally stable and you have a
Speaker 1: conversation with somebody who is not mentally stable. This is true.
Speaker 1: A lot of us be doing the work, and then
Speaker 1: we got to go back out there and then talk
Speaker 1: to the people that's unhinged, not doing it and not medicated,
Speaker 1: in a mess and when they look like they thriving,
Speaker 1: having a good time, and I'm like, so what what
Speaker 1: what what do I have to do? Because I'm sober.
Speaker 1: I'm sober. I gave up the dick. I'm not out
Speaker 1: there running the streets, you know, I'm trying to pay
Speaker 1: things off. I'm trying to be that person. I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I'm trying, God, but it looked like everything I was
Speaker 1: doing better when I was bad. That's what I now.
Speaker 1: You said a bunch of things that you did and
Speaker 1: you gave up. Maybe you gotta re pick up the dick.
Speaker 1: Excuse me. That is the craziest thing that you said
Speaker 1: on the podcast. You gave it in many years. You
Speaker 1: said you're sober and you gave up the dick. I
Speaker 1: can I believe you said that. Marie, you have you
Speaker 1: now you now you need to run this by lydia.
Speaker 1: Ooh what you just said to me? What pick up
Speaker 1: the dick? That's a crazy thing to say to your
Speaker 1: very upper case L friend. Well you you know you
Speaker 1: said you you said it first, you legit said maybe
Speaker 1: it's the gay. It was the gay. Yeah, But just
Speaker 1: because I blame it on the gay, that don't mean
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it up. No, obviously you're you you know,
Speaker 1: gay to the bone. Yeah. But now if if, if,
Speaker 1: you know, the angel of whatever came down and was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you gonna have the life of your dreams. Everything you want,
Speaker 1: will have the money that you deserve, you will get
Speaker 1: your edges. Is gonna feel like everything they said, everything
Speaker 1: you want you're gonna get. But you gotta give up
Speaker 1: the gay. Would you do that? This feels homophobic, this hypothetical,
Speaker 1: And no, I would not now ask me the question. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask you the I would be gay. No,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't. If if somebody was like, listen, everything that
Speaker 1: you want in your life, you're gonna get it, but
Speaker 1: you gotta be lesbian, i'd be like your first day
Speaker 1: as a lesbian, you would be like, actually, you know what,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna be homeless because you would not
Speaker 1: know what to do. I still don't know. Somebody would
Speaker 1: give you all of the feelings all at once and
Speaker 1: talking all the time and want to be on top
Speaker 1: of you and being like, let's hold hands, PDA, let's
Speaker 1: let's have that now. I have that now, and it's interesting,
Speaker 1: it's very interesting. Yeah, we're gonna have to do a
Speaker 1: Patreon because this is crazy. You're really tight lipped, and
Speaker 1: I like this for you. Actually I support this. Transparency
Speaker 1: is off the table, y'all. I just want let y'all
Speaker 1: know we're not telling our business no more. We're gonna
Speaker 1: give you everything around the business, but you ain't getting
Speaker 1: a business. Let me tell you why I'm not telling
Speaker 1: my business. This person that I'm talking to has people
Speaker 1: who listens to this podcast. We actually and they have this,
Speaker 1: and they have multiple times hit them up and been like, hey,
Speaker 1: did you see what she said? Have you seen this?
Speaker 1: Are you talking to her? Or or flat out set
Speaker 1: him the episode? So well, can he hear? Can he hear?
Speaker 1: Can't he hear? He's in the room with us right now?
Speaker 1: Is the Hills have eyes? This is yeah. So I said,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna talk about you on the podcast anymore.
Speaker 1: I like them, And he was like, you don't have
Speaker 1: to do that. I'm just never gonna listen. And I said,
Speaker 1: you said that before you listened, and you listen. We're
Speaker 1: not here to uplift straight men. No, we don't want
Speaker 1: to feature them. I mean we have, but we we
Speaker 1: don't want to. It's against our will. Actually, it's hands
Speaker 1: a time. I mean they tell us, they send us
Speaker 1: the update, they say, hey, we're gonna straight man like
Speaker 1: you know, but we do it, you know jumps here,
Speaker 1: yeah every time. And then every time we get messages like, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't know about these straight men And I said,
Speaker 1: I say the same things, the same thing, But we're
Speaker 1: trying to diversify our portfolio whatever. Also, we've had good
Speaker 1: straight song we don't have, you know, the bad ones
Speaker 1: on Hey, and I just want to put this on
Speaker 1: the table. I will not vouch for any straight man ever.
Speaker 1: If they said they did it, they did it. That's
Speaker 1: what it is. I'm saying that. I'm saying on the record,
Speaker 1: what y'all say about that man. I don't know that man.
Speaker 1: I don't know him, but he was on mess I
Speaker 1: don't remember that. They can show me a picture of
Speaker 1: us on the pod with that man, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know him and me and that was a I
Speaker 1: generated that's a deep fake. Yep. Absolutely, I don't even
Speaker 1: look like that. Who is that woman? She wished she
Speaker 1: could be me? Her wig is cooked at all. I
Speaker 1: don't know her. Yeah, mine is straight. Uh huh. I
Speaker 1: don't wear a fake hair.
Speaker 2: Those look like bundles. Bro, Summer's coming.
Speaker 1: What the hell we're gonna do? What are we gonna
Speaker 1: do with our hair? What? What shoes are we gonna
Speaker 1: be running the streets in? Like, girl, dude, these things
Speaker 1: not matter. Everything matters, Everything matters. But there's just too
Speaker 1: many recession indicators that's letting me know, Hey, maybe I
Speaker 1: should slow down and not get crazy. But oh, I
Speaker 1: hate what you're saying. Yeah, but of course the way
Speaker 1: my fingers just like slip and press, you know, pay confirm,
Speaker 1: it's confirm the payment. You know. The worst thing that
Speaker 1: happened to me, the worst thing that happened to me.
Speaker 1: I should have brought I should have brought them to
Speaker 1: the pod. Maybe you would have bought them off of me.
Speaker 1: I bought these cool ass jeans. I've been waiting for
Speaker 1: them for weeks. Weeks weeks weeks, weeks, weeks weeks. Ask
Speaker 1: me if they fit me, booty, too big, everything. It's crazy,
Speaker 1: like they're so cool, so mad. So the return policy
Speaker 1: non existent. It really took like a month for them
Speaker 1: to get here. Well, they can wait a month to
Speaker 1: get them back. No, I want them now, I need
Speaker 1: them now. I don't have time for this shit. The
Speaker 1: world is ending. I need my pants today from my
Speaker 1: end of the world. Pant. You saying multiple things right now, okay, right,
Speaker 1: you're talking about the recession and how money's la da
Speaker 1: da da, But then you also talk about the world
Speaker 1: is ending. Yes, so blow all the money because it's ending,
Speaker 1: or save all the money because it's a recession. What
Speaker 1: you're trying to do. Let me ask you. If they're
Speaker 1: like it is, you know, apocalypse or whatever, would you
Speaker 1: try to survive or you would just be like, take
Speaker 1: me now, Lord, take me to the key. Well, what's
Speaker 1: the apocalypse? Is it bombs? Is it? Is it zombies?
Speaker 1: Is it aliens? It depends aliens? Vampires? Oh, spiritual warfare? Sinners? Sinners? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh okay, I'm saying in the house for sure. I'm
Speaker 1: definitely not gonna be like, come get me mother, like
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not doing that. I'm not come on in.
Speaker 1: You Just see Sinners. I did. Finally. It was so
Speaker 1: fucking good. I want to watch it again. It was okay,
Speaker 1: let's go see. It was amazing. Yeah, it's great. Michael B.
Speaker 1: Jordan he did that. He used to really it all
Speaker 1: at the acting throughout for everybody. I was. Let me
Speaker 1: just say this, I went into that movie blind. I
Speaker 1: didn't watch no trailers. I don't know what it was about.
Speaker 1: I was like sinners. It sounded like maybe like a
Speaker 1: Mormon like a church thing. I don't know. The movie started,
Speaker 1: I was like slaves. I said, oh, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: like this at all. And then I'm watching it a
Speaker 1: little bit longer, and I'm like, twins, you know, I can't.
Speaker 1: I saw the cotton. I almost flipped the fucking chairs.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, hey, we don't need this no more.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to see none of that shit.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see the plantation. Nope. I don't
Speaker 1: want to see the house. Nope. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see massive. I don't want if I. Every time I
Speaker 1: see that in the movie, a little bit of me
Speaker 1: dies and I'm already dead inside. Oh. I was pissed.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, and you know who? I
Speaker 1: was sitting next to the Connors. There was a Matthew
Speaker 1: and John. I was in Williamsburg. So they was all
Speaker 1: lined up just watching. Then then one guy, he fidgured in.
Speaker 1: He came in late, and I said the nerve and
Speaker 1: he was in his business slacks. I said, it's Saturday, sir, Like,
Speaker 1: do you look crazy a business slack? He had on
Speaker 1: J Crew to watch Sinners. I said he probably had
Speaker 1: no idea, and then he was on his Apple Watch
Speaker 1: the whole time. Excuse me, he was on app breson.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, do you need to take that meeting
Speaker 1: out there? Because we're watching this right now. This is historical.
Speaker 1: This is a historical moment right now for Coogler and them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Coogler and Coogler and them. I was very upset. And
Speaker 1: then there was like two I think there was LGBTQ
Speaker 1: people and behind us just what they were talking about
Speaker 1: girl the movie or their sleep. It was giving a
Speaker 1: little bit of you, a little bit of mina, a
Speaker 1: little bit of me. Oh now you got a dose
Speaker 1: your own, minister. Sinners fucked up. It was fucked up.
Speaker 1: I was so mad and I could not turn around
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, can y'all shut up? Because I said, honestly,
Speaker 1: you as me, I as you like, I said, I
Speaker 1: have to give I have to give them graces as
Speaker 1: I would want somebody to give me. Grand Well, that's
Speaker 1: the wrong way to see sinners. You've got to see
Speaker 1: sinners with black people, you know, well, like maybe a
Speaker 1: couple of beige scattered them out amongst us. But I
Speaker 1: saw it in uh. I saw it on the Lower
Speaker 1: East Side, and you know it was it was black
Speaker 1: people all up and through there, and stuff would happen
Speaker 1: and you would hear somebody every once in a while
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, uh uh, now she knows she
Speaker 1: wrong for that. Like it was a lot of that,
Speaker 1: but also we laughed at all the same stuff, and
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was a pleasant viewing experience and
Speaker 1: I definitely want to see the movie again. The people
Speaker 1: behind me, I like, if I was with them, I
Speaker 1: might've been having a good time. But just hearing them
Speaker 1: in the back because the one guy was like Michael
Speaker 1: being Jordan, he could I'll take stack and I'll take
Speaker 1: stack in smoke too too, Like they were saying they
Speaker 1: were being nasty. It was like, sir, like we watching
Speaker 1: a movie. You gotta get that outside. It was given
Speaker 1: Freaky Friday, and he was trying to get freaky with
Speaker 1: smoke instead. Yo. When she was jeweling, she was like,
Speaker 1: you want some and the guy was like absolutely not
Speaker 1: behind are you out to shut the fuck up? Nah?
Speaker 1: You say it seems like you watched the movie with
Speaker 1: a little extra season. And I did not ask for that,
Speaker 1: but you know, I took it. I took it, and
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, it's all about accepting people
Speaker 1: for who they are, and we want people to accept us.
Speaker 1: So I accepted them. But did I want to get
Speaker 1: up and turn around and say Hey, we're not in
Speaker 1: your fucking house. I wanted to say that, but I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, my ancestors said, take a seat and
Speaker 1: let them be. Yeah, I've decided that I want to
Speaker 1: do that. I want to host the movie night, like
Speaker 1: in a theater or something, if possible, and talk through it.
Speaker 1: I want to host the night. We can pick the movie,
Speaker 1: invite some of my like funny chatty friends, and I
Speaker 1: mean only I would have maybe a microphone. Everybody else
Speaker 1: would just use their diaphragm and while we watched, we
Speaker 1: would I just the commentary throughout. That's what That's what
Speaker 1: why Sanac does. Does he still do that? I feel
Speaker 1: like once in a while, right right, well, I'm here
Speaker 1: to pick that up. Do you know where he was
Speaker 1: doing it? At Nighthawk? Okay, okay, night Hire, Night Hawk,
Speaker 1: Night Hawk. Yeah, the one in Williamsburg. Yeah, it was cute,
Speaker 1: but like you know, obviously you would have a different
Speaker 1: spin on it. And so did you go, I did it?
Speaker 1: You did it? Yeah, it's a it's a comedy show.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's basically like it would be me him
Speaker 1: and Witten Don will and we would but it was
Speaker 1: it's like old old ass movies like black Exploitation movie.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like of this time, so a lot of
Speaker 1: random stuff that's happening there. You're like, yo, this is unnecessary,
Speaker 1: like what are we doing here? And then Max Witterd
Speaker 1: did another show like that and it was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: It was actually a small space that would be that
Speaker 1: you would like as well. It was like a little
Speaker 1: small but like four of us did it and then
Speaker 1: we would each have sections and then we would stop
Speaker 1: and then we would say shit in between, and it
Speaker 1: was good. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to do it. I would like to to get this
Speaker 1: organized and do at least one for the summer and
Speaker 1: then maybe do another one if it goes well. But yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody sent me. They were like, you gotta go to
Speaker 1: this black owned theater in New York. And I was like,
Speaker 1: well they already, they already got people talking. They don't
Speaker 1: really need me there. But I'm gonna shoot a message
Speaker 1: and see if I can make a what is it
Speaker 1: called Stewart Cinema something like that. Okay, I've never heard
Speaker 1: of it, but I think it might be a cool
Speaker 1: way to sit in some ac and like spend two
Speaker 1: hours of our lives. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm down with that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait do we have any messages? Oh all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've been holding y'all hostage for I don't even know
Speaker 1: how long this episode has been. This person say keep
Speaker 1: me anonymous, pleasing? No, why would we do that? This
Speaker 1: is we do that? Okay, it says pop a nap
Speaker 1: Puss for Beyonce. Already we in we locked in love
Speaker 1: it living. Hi Marie and Sydney, longtime listeners since Unofficial
Speaker 1: Expert Days. So so happy you guys are back with
Speaker 1: mass You two are hilarious and I live seeing my
Speaker 1: fellow black women wending yay, y'all deserve to be way
Speaker 1: more famous. AnyWho? Okay, period, here's my mess There's this
Speaker 1: man who has his own car washing and detailing business,
Speaker 1: and he washed his cars in the parking lot complex
Speaker 1: of my job. Okay, how you got a business? Cs CEO.
Speaker 1: He always waves and comes over to say hello, and
Speaker 1: eventually began to ask me out on a date. But
Speaker 1: I never really paid him any mind, because one, I'm
Speaker 1: on the way into work and it's hot out here
Speaker 1: even in the am I live in Miami, and two
Speaker 1: I don't know you and I'm not attracted to you,
Speaker 1: no shade lolol. This went on for about four months.
Speaker 1: So about three months ago, he noticed how the whole
Speaker 1: front bumper of my car was missing. Okay, bitch, how
Speaker 1: wait how he noticed your whole bumper was missing? But
Speaker 1: you did? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she said. He happened
Speaker 1: to notice, does the hill have eyes? How do you
Speaker 1: not see? How? How did you not see that? Okay?
Speaker 1: He asked me if I needed help finding someone to
Speaker 1: get it fixed for me. I said yes, and within
Speaker 1: a week I had a brand new bumper on the car. Okay,
Speaker 1: love bump up baby. He asked me out again, and
Speaker 1: I was still kind of giving him the run around.
Speaker 1: See this is what's wrong with y'all ladies. Now, Okay,
Speaker 1: a good man come around giving you a bumper, and
Speaker 1: you're like, let me see what else is out there? Anyway,
Speaker 1: fast forward to three weeks later, he noticed one of
Speaker 1: my tires is super low on air girl, and before
Speaker 1: the day is up, he came back with a new
Speaker 1: tire put it on for me. Three days later, I
Speaker 1: see him in the lot and I say, you know what,
Speaker 1: hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah. He's doing
Speaker 1: more for what some of these Miami hop boys are doing,
Speaker 1: so let me see what's up. Had my first day
Speaker 1: with him this Saturday. He let me give y'all a visual.
Speaker 1: He's dark skin, okay. Top five teeth are gold. Oh,
Speaker 1: missing a side tooth on the top. Okay, since you
Speaker 1: should have started with this because this is why you
Speaker 1: weren't talking to him. Wait, no, she wasn't talking him
Speaker 1: because he was watching cars in the parking lot of
Speaker 1: her job. No, but the first top five teeth are
Speaker 1: gold and missing a side tooth that means they're all gold,
Speaker 1: and then then one right after it is a space,
Speaker 1: and then his regular teeth start. That's crazy. Bottom five
Speaker 1: teeth are grills too, but just go outlines of the teeth.
Speaker 1: He straight up Florida hood born and raised, did time
Speaker 1: in prison, x Y and z yo. So but but
Speaker 1: huh did get your bumper within a week? Well, he
Speaker 1: was doing that in the pen working on car. Never mind,
Speaker 1: So he took me for a seafood boil. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: in there with the crab legs that go extra growling.
Speaker 1: Butters have me meet some of his family and drove
Speaker 1: me around the hood all day. Oh okay, but I
Speaker 1: had a good time knock gonna lie because he got
Speaker 1: me Hella weed to take home. Oh we little girl
Speaker 1: for you go bag. Oh you around the way, girl,
Speaker 1: don't try to act off bougie and shit, you know
Speaker 1: you like all of this, girl, I'm not hearing bougie.
Speaker 1: The tire was flat, the bumper was exactly and you
Speaker 1: like your hennessy, so stop it. I wanted to test something,
Speaker 1: so before the night was up, I let him know
Speaker 1: my birthday was coming up in about a week. He said, well,
Speaker 1: I gotta get you something, don't I What do you want?
Speaker 1: And I said, well, laughing, I would really love to
Speaker 1: see Beyonce in Houston. He said, yeah, I think I
Speaker 1: can handle that. Bitch. I wanted to go to Cowboy
Speaker 1: Carter Door and I said, I was going to go
Speaker 1: somehow someway, even though I didn't know how I was
Speaker 1: gonna pay for it. And look at God. Now here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I'm not. I'm not all that attracted to him.
Speaker 1: But he's really nice and he's not hideous. But not
Speaker 1: that good looking either. That's a conundrum right there. It's
Speaker 1: not you, not really explained to me, not really that
Speaker 1: good looking either. So he medium ugly because hideous is
Speaker 1: worse than ugly. Yeah, so he medium ugly? Okay, I
Speaker 1: really will I continue. I really wish IA would include
Speaker 1: photos all. Hold on now. Oh, he told me today
Speaker 1: to look at the prices and let him know. I
Speaker 1: looked up those prices on Ticketmaster and stuff Hub, and
Speaker 1: I said, baby, I'm absolutely gonna have to pop this
Speaker 1: pussy if he buys these tickets and flies us out
Speaker 1: to Houston for a long weekend. But I really really
Speaker 1: want to see Beyonce. I missed Renaissance, and I refuse
Speaker 1: to miss this. Is this mess? Are just living? Love, y'all?
Speaker 1: Here's the pick of me. I know how important picks
Speaker 1: are to y'all, but there's no pick of him. Sis.
Speaker 1: You are cute, Q, You're really really cute. You're yeah,
Speaker 1: you deserve sis. So a man that's not that cute,
Speaker 1: but not ugly. No, no, no, no, not hideous. He's not hideous.
Speaker 1: There's a difference. Yeah, okay, so, uh sh medium ugly
Speaker 1: dude wants to take you out of town for Cowboy Carder.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to pop some pete. Is that mess
Speaker 1: or just living? I'm gonna say it's just living. Here's
Speaker 1: a living I think it's just living. But here's what
Speaker 1: the first of all, don't give don't pop the p
Speaker 1: until you get to Houston. Pop it in Houston and
Speaker 1: hid after the show. Pop it at before the show,
Speaker 1: because you gotta get there. You gotta see what seed
Speaker 1: shot getting. Because like, if you get all the way
Speaker 1: there and you buy, but I'm gonna see that, you
Speaker 1: gotta send me the tickets and all that information, the
Speaker 1: confirmation before I before I go to Houston. Baby, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right right. Here's where the messy part of this is. Well,
Speaker 1: it's a messy She ain't had a bumper. Here's the messy. Well,
Speaker 1: his teeth is the bumper. Okay, there it is both
Speaker 1: the missing grill. Okay, here's the messiest part of the
Speaker 1: whole situation. You don't like this man, but you he
Speaker 1: is at the job. You have to see this, this, that,
Speaker 1: that holy smile every time you go to work. Are
Speaker 1: you planning on leaving the job? Like it's not you.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be impossible to dodge this dude. If you don't,
Speaker 1: if you don't want to do this with him, after
Speaker 1: you get back, he's gonna see you every day. Hey,
Speaker 1: are you dodging Dick or dodging Beyonce. It's one or
Speaker 1: the other. Either you dodging Dick or are you dodging
Speaker 1: a diva? That's what there it is. He ain't no diva.
Speaker 1: What what you're gonna do? What would you do? These hips?
Speaker 1: Then this and nine? But mine? I don't know. Back
Speaker 1: in the day, I mean I pop p for less,
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's go. If it's a good time. What
Speaker 1: what's what's the problem hop p for be? You're you're
Speaker 1: you're you're young. I mean she looks young, she's living
Speaker 1: her life. I think she should like hang out with
Speaker 1: him more before she goes to Beyonce. I do think that. Like,
Speaker 1: but my this problem is is that you hang out
Speaker 1: with him right then you really don't like him. Then
Speaker 1: you gotta go to Houston have a good time, and
Speaker 1: then really not want to give it up. Yeah we
Speaker 1: got we needed this escape plan out of the situation.
Speaker 1: Like can he send you to Beyonce and then you
Speaker 1: never see him again? Like if he if he sends
Speaker 1: you to Beyonce, can you like, actually, girl, girl who
Speaker 1: looks like doing that? Oh? If you want to go here,
Speaker 1: you go have fun. Bring whoever you want. She didn't
Speaker 1: want to bring herself. So so solo trip. Hey, girl,
Speaker 1: I got you the tickets halfnay Houston or he goes
Speaker 1: to he said, we don't, he doesn't come to the show.
Speaker 1: He's there, but he not there. My girl was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because I was telling her.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, because you know, I wasn't
Speaker 1: with my friends on my my birthday and uh you
Speaker 1: know they probably felt away about that. She's said, well,
Speaker 1: you could have. You could have gone to Brazil with
Speaker 1: with the with your friends. I would have paid for it.
Speaker 1: I said, get the fuck out of here, get the
Speaker 1: hell you. Then why didn't you say that?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Why do you propose that? And what she said? So, baby,
Speaker 1: I'm saying this for the pod. You know I'm exaggerating things,
Speaker 1: so you know this is this is for the story.
Speaker 1: So I don't need you texting me later like hey,
Speaker 1: that's not how that Hey, hey, this is for the people. Hey,
Speaker 1: this is creative a license. I have to provide for
Speaker 1: the pod. That is my job, right, it's in the
Speaker 1: LLC provide for the pod. So what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: What's the advice is she gonna do you want to
Speaker 1: kiss him. I think that's what I need to know.
Speaker 1: Like you describe what his teeth and stuff look like.
Speaker 1: Is this somebody that you want to kiss that he's
Speaker 1: gonna need a he's gonna have to sleep in mouth wash? Well,
Speaker 1: we just we don't know what his breath is given
Speaker 1: or no, his teeth look like. We just know he's
Speaker 1: missing one and the rest are gold. Hey, where's the
Speaker 1: missing tooth? There's probably ginger vitis. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: things is wrong, I'm sure. And you're wearing grills. Oh
Speaker 1: hell no, there's no way it there's no way it
Speaker 1: tastes good. She's gonna be sucking on pennies ooh and
Speaker 1: what else? Pennies and pen I don't know, girl, I think.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, it's like you should hang out
Speaker 1: with him one more time before you all go to Beyonce,
Speaker 1: but like, keep it light, keep it cute, don't hook
Speaker 1: up obviously, try to avoid that, and then get to Houston.
Speaker 1: Have a good time, give it up if you want to.
Speaker 1: If you don't, then they'd be like, yo, thank you
Speaker 1: for Beyonce, but I'm good, and make sure you have
Speaker 1: enough money to if he like, cancel shit. Cancel a hotel,
Speaker 1: all that stuff you could, you could get out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good plan. And also, maybe do you have
Speaker 1: any friends in Houston, because you got to have a friend.
Speaker 1: You got to have somebody with like just in case
Speaker 1: something go down, a backup like emergency contact. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you can, maybe get on hinge change your location to Houston,
Speaker 1: so then if anything goes up, you already got something
Speaker 1: lined up that weekend. That's mess Okay, change your location
Speaker 1: to Houston Hinge. Uh huh, I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 1: I'm really not love wow. All right, Well, keep on
Speaker 1: sending us your mess and thank you. I appreciate you
Speaker 1: sending us a photo, but I really wanted to picture
Speaker 1: if you can, if you could just send us an
Speaker 1: email of that man and then also let us know
Speaker 1: about how Houston goes if you go with him. Okay, yep.
Speaker 1: And this is messy because he might be listening to
Speaker 1: mess Okay, because somebody, this is what he listens to
Speaker 1: when he's back there detailing cards. And that's definitely our demo.
Speaker 1: Somebody who got some girls dark skin missing aside tooth Hey, cousin,
Speaker 1: that's what you mean, that's our demo. That's not relative
Speaker 1: is cute, very very cute. I put that on them. Hey,
Speaker 1: cousin a cousin the teeths oh god, old one. Well
Speaker 1: frank me. Anyway, don't forget to keep sending us your
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