WEBVTT - Give Your Boobs Back 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:06.560 Listening to mess Sydney, I feel like I haven't seen 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:09.479 you in like weeks. I know, I know you. I mean, 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:12.440 just honestly, this episode is all dedicated to you. Since 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:17.280 you yes, you gotta you gotta fill us in. You 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:25.239 could talk about the adventures of Wata. She was stock, Yeah, 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:29.680 thank you, she was stocked. Yeah, I'm a little bit 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:33.760 jet lagged. I think I'm sure because Japan is like 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:37.639 ten hours ahead, what or something like that. Yeah, when 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:41.159 we flew back, we left on the ninth. One was 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:42.960 on the plane for thirteen hours and it was the 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:47.440 ninth when I landed. Like, that's how far away Japan is. Yeah, 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.479 that's crazy. We flew back into time, back to the future. 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:52.519 I love that. So you kind of you kind of 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.960 catch you catch up, you go for it, but move back. 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:57.280 That's I mean. I wish that was life in general. 0:00:57.480 --> 0:01:00.160 You could like re one time. Oh yeah, I would 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:03.000 go the day ahead, and then everything that I did 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.000 not do that day, I'll go back the next day 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.640 and do what I need to do. How many days 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:11.840 you think you would do that? I almost every other day. Now. 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:14.080 If you could only go back, if you could go 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:16.640 back in time, you could only go back one time. 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:22.240 You going back to do errands, It's gonna be something 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:25.399 money related. It's gonna be like I bought it, I'm 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:28.080 a return it. I'm returning so I can get money. 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:30.800 You can go back at the time once in your 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:33.800 lifetime and you taking it back. So in the thirty 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.320 days of your return policy, that's what you're doing. I 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:41.200 might I might return the titties. Yeah, yeah, I return 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:44.440 the titties. What and then do what with the money instead? 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:50.120 Mc no no, I think that, Like, you know, I 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:52.440 thought I needed them, but I have them, and it's 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:56.800 like I'm not really utilizing them. So it's I want 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:58.560 to give time back to the room. So I'd probably 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:02.400 give my boobs back. Girl, give your boobze back. It's 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:12.079 great the episode. Girl. Okay, Yeah, I don't know. I 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.120 think I will go back to like a childhood thing, 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:17.639 like a you know, like when I had to make 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:19.880 a decision and I did this instead of doing this, 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:23.000 I think I would go back and like make a 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:27.320 smarter choice, you know, a childhood thing. Yeah, like when 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:32.679 I was in I don't know what a day that 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:34.840 I got like a chain letter and I didn't send 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:36.519 it out, you know what I'm saying like, I will 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.079 go back to like a day like that and send 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.440 it out, and I think I'd be in a bit 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:44.160 of place. Now. You are unseerious, girl. I don't know 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:47.679 why we put these hypotheticals. You always gonna go with 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:51.680 something that you know and those chain letters. Okay, so 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:55.040 I will go back. I will go back. Come on, girl, 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:56.960 I will go back, and I don't know, run for 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:00.480 student body president or something. I don't know, And where 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:02.880 are those people? I don't know. I don't know, But 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:06.160 I feel like I feel like that's where the performance 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.160 aspect of my life could have began. You know what 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.280 I'm saying, Like, I don't remember when I started doing 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:14.320 stand up. It was after I graduated from college and 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:17.200 everything like that. But I feel like, I don't know, 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:20.920 being on stage and lying about putting soda in the 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:24.240 water fountain that's performance, you know what I'm saying, Like, 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:29.160 this is why you should vote for me, and then 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:31.960 that changes. I don't know the trajectory of my life. 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:37.080 You didn't see the Butterfly Effect that movie? Yes? Yes, 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:39.600 I mean everybody's talking about it on TikTok the Butterfly 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.560 Effect really yeah? Yeah? Now they're talking about it, well, 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:46.360 they're talking about the butterfly effect, is like everything is 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:52.560 in connection to how things are supposed to meet up. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:58.080 So like this one girl who is now engaged to 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:00.839 this guy. She was like, I I met this guy 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:03.280 at a party and I just so happened to be 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:06.160 at this party because of something. I got to the 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:09.600 party late, and then we locked eyes. I gave him 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:14.000 my number, but I didn't I didn't put his name down, 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.480 so I didn't even have his number to meet up 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:20.680 with him. But then she saw him again and they 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:24.880 was they like they exchanged something like words, but she 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.240 she never really met up with him. And then she 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:30.120 got on a motorcycle with her friend or moped. She 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:33.279 bought a moped and she was driving with her friend 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:38.080 and then these guys drove by on mopeds as well, 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:39.919 and her friend was like, ooh, those guys are hot, 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:44.120 Like we need to, we need to. This is in 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:49.719 Miami something else, you No, it sounds like it's like international. No, 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:53.039 it's very local. And then when they got to the light, 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:59.160 the one guy looked and she turns and she's like, wait, 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:03.160 I know that guy, And then I don't know. They 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:06.240 stopped at a place and then I don't know, I 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:08.320 forgot the rest of the store. Basically, there's a lot 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.080 of holes in the store. It's a lot of holes 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:12.560 in the story. But each time she wasn't that pressed. 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:15.360 She thought about him, but like she was never like 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:19.440 going after him and he was never going after her. 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:22.080 But each time it was like they kept meeting up, 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.840 and then this final thing with the moped and then 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:29.400 when they she had this moped or whatever, but as 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:32.599 soon as he proposed to her, somebody stole the moped. 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:35.520 Oh so it was like the universe said, you don't 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:38.200 got nowhere else to be, baby, Yes, the moped brought 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:41.120 her to him, and now that he proposed to her, 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.360 she's like the universe was like, oh, we got to 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.680 get this moped out of here, because this moped was 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:49.279 only there to connect this guy. You said they're getting married. Yep, 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:51.840 they're getting fit. No baby seat on no moped, No no. 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:54.760 But it's I mean, she she was like, this moped 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:58.640 is like my independence me woman, Like you know, she 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:00.680 would wear a certain outfit on these mo and she 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:03.440 just she would look real chic or whatever. And so 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:07.880 I mean I could see men throwing themselves at her 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:09.760 because she looked really cool on the past. So what 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:13.080 I'm hearing is I need to go back in time 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:16.080 get a mopen, know what I mean. I never said 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:21.760 I never said that you, but like, yeah, when you 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:25.240 put yourself out there, you're in places where people who 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:28.520 wouldn't normally see you see you. Yes that's me running 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:32.640 for president, not in America. But oh my god, Okay, 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:36.279 sure I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, I'm I'm 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:39.279 with Maria Press. Listen, let's talk about mopeds real quick. 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:41.839 Because there was a time I was in Paris. Remember 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:43.359 I was in Paris for like a month, yes, a 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:47.240 couple of years ago, and I would save places on 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:50.240 my phone that I wanted to go, like eat at 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:55.279 or whatever, and then I get into these like doom 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:58.560 scrolls of like going through all the reviews before I 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:00.680 make a decision on where I want to eat. And 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:03.000 I would do this in Paris. I do this at 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:04.760 my house now, but I would do it for like 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.760 way too long, and like by the time I finally 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:09.960 would decide where to go, these places would be like 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.720 getting ready to close. So there was a day that 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:14.840 I was in Paris and I was like, I'm not 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:16.360 doing that today, I'm a pick a place and I 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:18.800 want to go. Pick a place, and I'm gonna go. 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:20.880 So I picked a place and I went and I 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:25.320 get there, and you know, I got there too early, right, 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:29.640 Like I I was too decisive about where I wanted 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:31.120 to go, So I got there too early. So it 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:33.440 wasn't like lit like I was expecting it to be. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.560 But everybody was like really nice and like chatting with me. 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.040 And there was this guy I don't remember where he 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:45.400 was from, like Algeria or Serbia or I don't know, 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:46.760 I don't know something something over there on what are 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:49.920 them places? Something between Asia and you're you know, over there, 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:54.160 but you're like you spicy white. Okay, the hair was kinky, 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:56.640 but the skin is a little bit fair, you know, 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:01.480 so you might've been Moroccan anyway. So me and are 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:03.920 talking and he's like, oh, he had just he'd been 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.760 in Paris for like he worked at this place. Oh wait, 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:09.560 I think I remember this story. He worked at this place, yeah, 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.840 in Paris a couple of years. Yes, I do remember. 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:15.400 We had to learn French, but that's how we're talking. 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:17.360 We're speaking to each other in French, and he's like, 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:19.360 what are you doing tomorrow. And I was like, I 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:21.600 don't really have a plan. And because you know, I'll 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:25.120 be loose. The itinerary be imaginary. We never have an itinerary. 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:28.880 Oh what please, it's choose your own adventure when I 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.760 get one of the kids. Shit. So he's like okay, 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:36.240 he's like, I have this mope, this scooter. He was like, 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:39.120 I'll come get you and I'll take you around the city. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.280 And I was like, oh, yeah, this is you know, 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:43.240 this is what they do in the movie. This is 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:48.679 literal survey. So I was like yeah. And remember he 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:52.640 had like a bracelet, beaded bracelet on. Believe he had 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:55.400 the beaded bracelet on and he was like I was 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:57.160 like talking about it and he let me wear it. 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:58.960 And I was like, oh, you're a bracelet and he 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:00.960 was like no, no, no, you give it to me tomorrow. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:03.160 And I was like, oh, okay, that means I'm gonna 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:06.600 see this guy tomorrow. Yeah, mind you. It was it like, oh, 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:09.000 this is the hottest person in the world, this is 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.200 my soulmate. It was just like it's just it was 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:13.800 like a nicex. It would have been a nice experience. 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:18.280 So the next day I wake up and I'm like, man, 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.400 I'm not about to I'm not about to get on 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:23.280 like any scooter. Like what do I look like? What 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:27.280 do I look like? Lizzie Maguire, Luca like, who am I? 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:31.000 Jennifer Lopez and a rom Com come on? Right? But 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:34.120 I was very in my head about like I was like, 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:37.720 he was nice yesterday at nighttime, but what if he 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:41.040 drives me off a cliff or what if he drives 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:44.280 me to a bad neighborhood or what if whatever whatever? Whatever? 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:47.560 And I was like, I'm not gonna go. And so 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:51.640 I didn't go crazy. I didn't go. I still have 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:54.719 that bracelet. It's in my apartment right now. Hey, well 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:56.200 we have to take a picture to put it in 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:59.920 the dump. But also, I mean this was during Eprey. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.960 Oh right, he pray, all the eating and praying and 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:04.880 how are you doing? You were like a mopad. That's 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:08.080 where I stopped. That's what about? Yeah, But that truly 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:11.000 because I was trying to plan all of that stuff out. 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:14.640 But that would have been peaky prayoyes. You know what 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:18.720 I'm saying, the cherry on top of praying that I 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:22.000 don't die, but being a hoe and and him eating 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.960 you know Leah Roberts would have reached out to you. 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:27.439 If you would have done that, Reese with a spoon 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:30.880 would have hit me up. Well. But I was like, 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:35.000 I didn't go because I stopped myself from going the 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:37.840 fear truly, But it was like I could have just went. 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:40.880 I I was in Paris, I wasn't there with anybody. 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:42.800 I should have just been like, yo, let's go see 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:47.000 what happens. So is that where you would change? And 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:51.120 we're saying that's where should take it chamishing back to. Yeah, No, 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:54.960 that's fine. Yeah, that's what I take it back to 0:10:55.440 --> 0:11:01.199 twenty seventeen with the beads on my wrists, like, hey, okay, 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:05.480 I'm not mad at that, okay, but now keep going. 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:09.760 Let's go. You get to Japan, okay. Boom. So I 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:11.960 was in Japan for like, I don't know, eight to 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:15.640 ten days. I just got back. Everyone was like, oh 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:18.000 my god, is this a solo trip? Are you alone? 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:18.480 Girl? 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:20.840 I love this for you, let's meet up. No, I 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:24.800 was with somebody. Hm, I was with somebody who is 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:27.280 in love with me, and uh, that's it was a 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:28.880 it was a it was a it was a trip 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:33.680 like that, okay, And you know I went. I said, listen, 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:36.880 I'm here to have a good time, no negativity, Like 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:39.480 I'm open to all the possibilities of what Japan has 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:43.240 to offer. And that's just the attitude that I went with. 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:44.920 And I think that's how you should travel the world 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:46.959 just in general, and anytime you leave your house, I'm 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.400 open to all the possibilities. I think. Yeah, I think 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:52.280 that's what you. I mean you besides saying no to 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.280 the mopad, I feel like you say yes to a lot. 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:58.440 I say no to more then I say yes. Really yes, 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.440 I don't not. Every time we've gone on the trip, 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:04.360 it's been like, yo, we're doing this, Yes, we're doing that. No, 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.480 that's whack, we can't do that. But yeah, but we're 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:11.400 doing now with my friends. Like traveling with y'all is different, Yeah, 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:13.800 because y'all are down, like we're just like, yeah, let's 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:17.160 do it, like okay, cool, we're doing ATV. We getting 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:19.439 in the water. We can't swim, we can't swim, but 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:21.480 we're jumping off a boat yep. And we trust in 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:25.600 these white people. Oh my god. Every time. But look, 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:28.120 we didn't die. We didn't die. You just we gotta 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:31.360 be you gotta be really loud. If you can't swim, hey, listen, captain, 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:35.280 time out. I can't swim. Great. Every single person on 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:37.720 this boat to the captain trunk, all the other people 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.280 on the side of the boat is drunk. Everybody. People's 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.439 moms and aunties were throwing up off the bridge, off 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:45.800 the bar. Okay, they did not give a damn, but 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:50.600 they was like goo goo goo, Yeah, it's our hold on, no, 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:54.400 no, no idol float between my eyes. It is a unit secure. 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:57.680 I'm not secure, right, the vest is not secure. Hold 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.839 on and then you just get in. You're like it. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:01.480 You know what? You know what the secret is to 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:05.200 the to the unit being secured. Put the swim cap 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:07.600 on first. I would then put the wig on top. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.320 I would never do that. Now. If the wig pops off, 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:13.199 you got a swim capble No, ma'am. If the unit 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:16.320 comes off, the trip is over. Oh your tip is off, 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:18.840 the trip is the trip is done. That happened when 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:21.160 I was in Jamaica. We was on one of those 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:24.400 when they pull you you on those those inner tubes. Yeah, 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:29.800 and like the way I had the grip of the jaw, 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:33.520 the claws of life onto the handle and then onto 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:35.080 my head and they're like, no, you need to pull 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:38.480 both hands on. Then I said no, no, no, if this 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.839 comes off, I'm dead because I'm going into the water 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:47.839 after it. So yeah, anyways, so you go there you 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:51.800 Japan is living in like they're living in the future. Right. 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:56.160 It's honestly truly one of my favorite places I've ever been. 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:59.640 They're better than us. They're, oh, girl, better than us 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:01.920 in any way that you can be better than us, 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:05.120 which is every single way possible. They're better than us. 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.320 They cleaner, they're just they don't have any trash cans 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:11.120 on the street. But there's no trash here in New York. 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:14.640 We put the trash by the trash We were like, hey, alby, 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:16.560 and then we drop it ten feet and we were like, 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:20.440 that's where that chicken bone lives. Now, you know. It's 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:25.040 just it's so clean. The trains come on time, flickers 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:27.920 are bigger than ours, cleaner than ours, and nobody talks. 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:30.720 They just kind of like quiet, enjoying the ride. I 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:34.000 was afraid to speak on the subway. I don't believe 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:38.080 that girl. I was like, I don't believe that girl. 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:42.120 I was like, like like a little schoolgirl, like but 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:44.160 all of the things that I've watched, all the movies 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:47.120 Spirited Away and all the anime may that I've seen. 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:50.560 That's what the neighborhoods look like. It just it feels 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.400 really good to be in Japan. Wow. And I'm saying 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.800 that as a black woman. It just felt they weren't 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:57.640 paying me no attention. I did my hair like this. 0:14:57.720 --> 0:14:59.640 I was like, they gonna think it's cool. They didn't 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:02.800 even see me. Girl. They were like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:06.640 And everybody's dressed well. They all have their own individual style, 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:09.760 like from head to toe, like they're doing cool things 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:12.600 with their hair, they're doing cool things with their platforms, 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:16.920 and everybody could dress their ass off in Japan. Tokyo 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.160 is the fashion capital of the world. I don't nobody. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.320 That's what everybody was saying. They was like, yo, there's 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:26.480 gonna be so many options. I mean closed galore like 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:31.480 and clean and tailored and just watching, like just stand 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:33.760 outside and watch a bunch of people walk by. Everyone's 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.880 dressed different, or it's a bunch of girls dressed the same, 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:40.240 like a girl group. And it like worked with every 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:43.160 single person that I saw, and it was like they 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.200 would some of them would wear like the traditional clothes, 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.280 like with the robe and the thing around it, and 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:49.520 it was like that's normal. But then right next to 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.080 her you would see a girl with like panty shorts 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:57.200 on and like stockings and pigtails and like butterfly things 0:15:57.200 --> 0:16:00.280 on her face, and that was also normal. Oka of 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:03.040 them was like looking at the other in disgust. It 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:05.840 was just like this is just what we know. Judgment. 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:10.200 That's that's all that Japan was. So we're moving to Japan. 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:19.640 We're moving moving to Japan. Y Yo, Okay. I'm down 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:22.960 with I mean because my because my girl was like, oh, 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:24.920 you want to go? And I was like, I mean, 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:27.480 it sounds like it's a lot of money, like you 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:30.480 you don't want to cut corners. And when Dwayne said 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.520 he went, he told me how much he spent there, 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:35.960 and I said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:39.160 no idea how much I spent. I was just giving 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:41.360 them the card and the stuff that I was buying. 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:43.480 But also like, you know, I didn't pay for the flight. 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:45.880 I have no idea how much that costs. Yeah yeah, no, no, 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:49.240 I mean he was telling me everything that he was doing, 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:51.720 and he's like this, how you gotta do it yep. 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:53.360 Like you can't even think about it. You just got 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:55.960 to be like black, we're doing it, yep, because that's 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:58.160 what kind of experience it is. And I said, yeah, 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:01.040 I want to go there when I feel like that comfortable, 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:03.040 because I don't want to. I don't want to cut 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:06.920 corners on such a cool trip. Well, also, I'll say this, 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:09.919 all they do in Japan is spend money. If you 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:12.520 want a tokyo and you ain't got it, don't go. 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:16.080 That's what I'm saying, no tokyo for you. I remember 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:18.919 working at when I was working at the bars, the 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:23.760 people who would put the money down for reels. The Japanese, 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:27.320 Japanese business men, Oh they are. They're buying anything everything 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:29.840 and they barely touching the drinks. They they having a 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:32.520 good time, but you know they got low tolerance for alcohol. 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:35.160 Yeah they so they just buying it just to pop off. 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:38.119 But I'm telling you, like everywhere we went, I was like, 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:41.000 this is like a mall. This is like you know 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:43.800 how like when we be in Soho or when we 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:46.600 used to be in Soho, it's always a lot of 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:50.720 Asian people down there. Because that's what tokyo is. It 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:54.199 feels like a giant soho everywhere you go. But I 0:17:54.200 --> 0:17:55.919 guess they come here now and they're like this, what 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.640 y'all got? No, Because I was talking to this dude 0:17:58.680 --> 0:18:01.479 at the Adida store and he was like, oh, you're 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:03.919 from New York. New York is so cool and I 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:07.000 was like, Tokyo is cooler than there, and he was like, no, 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:09.639 for me, New York is the coolest city. And I 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:14.199 was like, yeah, no, Well, I can say with my 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:18.400 full chest, yeah, New York ain't hitting like that no more. No, 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:23.040 it's not hitting like that. No, post pandemic. New York 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:28.119 is New Jersey. New York is Nashville. Listen. I walked 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:30.440 by the place that was supposed to be g Star. 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.080 That shit is gone. I said, New York is a 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:36.359 rap okay, oh all the stores that used to be 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:38.760 cool that. I'm like, oh my god, this is a staple. 0:18:39.160 --> 0:18:41.320 You got it. You have to go here. It's not 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:43.080 there no more. We don't even to talk about the stores. 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:45.840 Let's talk about the streets. I saw some somebody posted 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:49.119 a video today about Saint Mark's Street. Uh, you know 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:53.119 Saint Mark's Uh, people doing drugs. I can't people cutting 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:57.640 class people, you know, throwing up and peeing and pooping 0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:00.720 and shitting themselves on the street. That's Saint Mark's showed 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:06.080 the video. It's all. It's like all tables on either side, 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:10.240 just white people drinking apparall sprits is disgusting. It's not 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:13.840 disgusting to the white people. Hello, white listeners, not discussing 0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:17.760 to y'all disgusting. But what you turned my disgusting. It's 0:19:17.800 --> 0:19:21.040 not an apparall spit sprits location, No, it's not. No, 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:30.720 it's for uh bottomless, bottomless mimosa's, uh margarita's. It's for 0:19:31.440 --> 0:19:34.080 a drink in a bag in your hand. That too, 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:38.600 that too, and it's heroin as well, heroine, not apperol sprits, 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:42.640 aperol sprits. Heroin. Take that down to Soho somewhere West Village. 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:46.919 Take it uptown uptown, that's take it uptown where your 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:49.480 where your mom and dad lives, Upper east Side? Do that? 0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:53.399 Do that? Saint Mark's. It's it's where the heroine and 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:55.920 the bags of juice would liquor in it would play. 0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:58.000 And now now where do they go. That's where you 0:19:58.000 --> 0:20:00.320 will get a piercing that your mother didn't know about. 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:06.440 You get a tattoo. You aren't getting falling off? Yes, yes, yeah. 0:20:06.480 --> 0:20:09.240 You couldn't go to Claire's acessories. You go to Saint Mark's. Yes, 0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:12.639 you get a dollar slice and you might get sick. 0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:18.199 Every single that's not Saint Mark's. No More Girl. New 0:20:18.280 --> 0:20:20.679 York is completely different. It hurts. There's this article that 0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:23.879 people were talking about this week about the gingrification the 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:28.480 cut duh. Yeah, the West Village White Girls. Everybody's upset 0:20:28.800 --> 0:20:31.480 because it's like, you can afford a publicist, and that's 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:33.320 why you're on the cover of this magazine. We don't 0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:36.199 know you, and you don't represent New York. You just 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:38.720 got here, just got it. But you're on the cover 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:42.080 of the New Yorker. Wild. That's crazy to not be 0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:45.000 on a New Yorker and just get to New Yorker 0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:50.200 and then be on the cover of like the New Yorker. 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:54.399 It's pretty weird. It's wild. Anyway. They're not doing that 0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:56.439 in Japan. They're not doing that. I don't know what 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:58.520 the Tokyo magazine look like, but they're not putting me 0:20:58.560 --> 0:21:01.000 on the cover. Or maybe they would, but I don't know. 0:21:01.400 --> 0:21:04.480 But yeah, that's it's an awesome city and I would 0:21:04.520 --> 0:21:07.280 one hundred percent go back. I will go back this year. Okay, well, 0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:10.000 hopefully I'll get that get that money together so I 0:21:10.040 --> 0:21:13.560 can go, because I really do want to go. But yeah, 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:16.960 I would want to experience it like a tourist. But 0:21:17.080 --> 0:21:19.800 also if I knew somebody there so I could find 0:21:19.840 --> 0:21:22.560 the spots that nobody knows about, I also want to 0:21:22.600 --> 0:21:25.200 do that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the underground spots. Yeah, 0:21:25.200 --> 0:21:28.120 they still have that in a way that New York 0:21:28.160 --> 0:21:30.639