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Speaker 1: jet lagged. I think I'm sure because Japan is like

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Speaker 1: that's crazy. We flew back into time, back to the future.

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Speaker 1: you think you would do that? I almost every other day. Now.

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Speaker 1: If you could only go back, if you could go

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Speaker 1: money related. It's gonna be like I bought it, I'm

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Speaker 1: days of your return policy, that's what you're doing. I

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Speaker 1: might I might return the titties. Yeah, yeah, I return

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Speaker 1: the titties. What and then do what with the money instead?

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Speaker 1: to give time back to the room. So I'd probably

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Speaker 1: great the episode. Girl. Okay, Yeah, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: I was in I don't know what a day that

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Speaker 1: I got like a chain letter and I didn't send

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Speaker 1: go back to like a day like that and send

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Speaker 1: why we put these hypotheticals. You always gonna go with

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Speaker 1: I will go back. I will go back. Come on, girl,

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Speaker 1: You didn't see the Butterfly Effect that movie? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: he's like, I have this mope, this scooter. He was like,

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Speaker 1: don't die, but being a hoe and and him eating

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Speaker 1: If you would have done that, Reese with a spoon

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Speaker 1: would have hit me up. Well. But I was like,

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Speaker 1: I I was in Paris, I wasn't there with anybody.

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Speaker 1: I should have just been like, yo, let's go see

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Speaker 1: what happens. So is that where you would change? And

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Speaker 1: we're saying that's where should take it chamishing back to. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. Yeah, that's what I take it back to

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Speaker 1: Let's go. You get to Japan, okay. Boom. So I

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Speaker 1: ten days. I just got back. Everyone was like, oh

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Speaker 1: need to come. They messing up the vibe. You know, right,

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00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 1: the vibe works because it's not no influencers exact. Now,

419
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 1: get ready with me while I go destroy a small

420
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: cool business. No, stay home. You put in your Alex

421
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 1: earl light on the lamb chops. You're fucking up the vibes.

422
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,640
Speaker 1: The music is playing, and then all of a sudden

423
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 1: you're blasting music from the TikTok that you just did.

424
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: That's no, no, no, no, no, we can't have that.

425
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:48,160
Speaker 1: So I think we definitely should gatekeep the But also

426
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 1: I do find places on uh TikTok. But then I

427
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 1: get into the comments and the tea is They're like, yes,

428
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 1: this place used to be good, not no more. Right,

429
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: there's there's a bar right across the street from They

430
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 1: said it's trash. Now, what's the name of the bar?

431
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to say, Oh, I can't say. I'm

432
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: gonna say it. I'm gonna say it offline to you.

433
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:13,159
Speaker 1: But it's supposed then we'll swing by do a video

434
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: at that bar. Yeah, I can't even say. I can't

435
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:19,439
Speaker 1: even believe, I said, but it's like the bougie cousin

436
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 1: of that. And I was like, oh, I saw it,

437
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: and I said, oh, we should go there. And then

438
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 1: recently I saw a TikTok and everybody said the doormans

439
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: are mean, the line is long. They charging five hundred

440
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: dollars to get in to get a table. I said it,

441
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,639
Speaker 1: wait this and this is on Myrtle Avenue. Bottle service

442
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 1: on five hundred dollars for table service on let me

443
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 1: tell you that is a recession indicator. When when a

444
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 1: when a hole in the wall, spot off the off

445
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 1: the J train is like, we're doing bottle service. Who

446
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,120
Speaker 1: told you what what white man in the top had said, yeah,

447
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 1: let's do this? Well said that I can't. I can't. Yeah,

448
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 1: New York is you said a white man in a

449
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 1: top hand in a top half. You know that those

450
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,439
Speaker 1: were the one that's they're like, oh, this is how

451
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: you make this place more upscale, and it's like, no,

452
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 1: this is how you run away the cool people because

453
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 1: they're like, first of all, I'm not doing no lines,

454
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: New York. Why would I wait on the line? Girl?

455
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: When I see people online waiting for Kith, I said, oh,

456
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: this can't be good Kith Supreme. Anytime I see any

457
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: of those people wait online, I'm I'm already like, this

458
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: is not for men to help. But laugh. Yeah, because

459
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: you wait online to wear some stuff that don't even

460
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 1: look good on you. Honestly, that's a mess. You saw

461
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: it good on somebody else, and now you're trying to

462
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: put you look bad. You know what lines are mess?

463
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: Lines are a mess. And then making people wait outside

464
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,680
Speaker 1: to make a place look cooler, that's also a mess.

465
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: It is just have everybody come in, have a good time,

466
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: and then the word of mouth will let everybody know

467
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 1: that this is the place to go. But people do

468
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 1: lines because everybody knows that people are cheap, and they

469
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 1: got to think that, oh, this is it's cool. So

470
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 1: let's let's be a little bit more selected about the lions. Yes,

471
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: because the bounces. You know, bounces in New York have

472
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 1: been mean since the beginning of velvet ropes. Right, that's

473
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: just kind of what it is. But I'm here. I'm

474
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: here for a mean doorman. Oh, I'm not mad at it,

475
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: especially when you used to work at Rose Bar and

476
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 1: I used to pop in and I used to watch

477
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: the doormen shut the people down, and I'm just hey,

478
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, Fabby, how you doing. Like there's

479
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: no greater feeling than knowing a doorman and watching somebody

480
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 1: else don't know a doormant. I saw our doorman shut

481
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 1: down Q Tip. I said, this vibrant, vibrant, vibrant, breathe

482
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 1: and stop for real. So give me what I was

483
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 1: on the door. I said, no, no, no, you have

484
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 1: to let him in. How many how many dudes was

485
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 1: q Tip with? He was just with one other guy,

486
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 1: and he said, no, we're at capacity. And I said, no,

487
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: we're not. No, we're not let him in because I

488
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 1: was in the front bar, because I wasn't in the

489
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 1: cool bar yet. But I said, hey, hey, hey, this

490
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: is actually against my whole heritage that you're not letting

491
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: this man in the Santa Black. It's very anti black,

492
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: it's anti wrap, it's it's anti all of that. And

493
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 1: you know what, you Tuba had to leave. He didn't

494
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 1: let him in. What was he wearing? He looked good,

495
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: He looked at skin was going, no, no, no, what

496
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 1: what was the shoes? Like, what was he wearing? Wearing

497
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: a Q tip outfit? I don't know, A big, a

498
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: big shoe, jeans, a big shoe like a Kanye like

499
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 1: a not a combat but you know, just something that

500
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: you know, the guys, the short guys, you know the lifts.

501
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: He's wearing a shoe that got a lift. He got

502
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 1: a tall had on wedges. Yeah, no, I didn't say that.

503
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: Don't switch my words up like that. Wedges A wedge

504
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,239
Speaker 1: shoe is a mess. It is, but I'm aware it.

505
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: But it is a mess because I'm thinking of I'm like, yo,

506
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 1: I want something. I want to look taller, but I

507
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: don't want to wear a heel. You gotta get a

508
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: wedge or a platform. You know, maybe Q Tip was

509
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 1: in a platform. I could be wrong. Don't quote me, y'all,

510
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 1: don't quote me, and don't tag him, because y'all y'all

511
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 1: really be messy. But like you stand up the shoes

512
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 1: full of dump, breathe and stop. Okay, you gotta stop. Okay. So,

513
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: best thing that happened in Japan, best thing that happened

514
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: in Japan. Oh, I don't know. That's crazy. The best

515
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: thing that I happened in Japan. Yeah, we asked this

516
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: question when you went to Morocco too. What was the

517
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 1: best thing that I said happened to me in Morocco.

518
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: I didn't die when the camel kicked me off. I

519
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: think when we walked, when we got to the top

520
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: and we were like, oh my god, this is so

521
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 1: fucking beautiful, and I'm with my friends. But you guys

522
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: also were on mushrooms and then I didn't even know that. Oh,

523
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 1: I was also on mushrooms in Tokyo, okay, so that

524
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: maybe What did I do when I was on the

525
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: shrooms and Tokyo? I don't remember where we went. I

526
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: gotta check my phone. Oh we went to this exhibit

527
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: called Team Lab huh, and it was like lights and

528
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: like projections and sound. You know that's my thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

529
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: that was a good thing to do on shrooms. I

530
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: can't there's a lot of kids there too. I was like, yuck,

531
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: they're kind of blowing it. But there were some sober

532
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: people there, and that I don't understand. How can you

533
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,199
Speaker 1: be not a child or not on shrooms and then

534
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: you're here like that was weird? Oh? Because your mind

535
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: it expands and for someone who has ADHD, all this

536
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: stuff is happening. So yes, I'm overstimulated. But then when

537
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: I lock in, well, one thing on the wall, I'm

538
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: in it, and I almost feel like I'm going into

539
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: a different dimension. It's really cool. It was that. It

540
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: was a lot of that. But after we left there,

541
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: we were trying to get pizza up from this place.

542
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: They're like, this is the best pizza place in Japan.

543
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: You have to here, and of course they were closing.

544
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: Everything closed pretty early food wise. Yeah, So we went

545
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: to this neighborhood that I was like, Oh, this place

546
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: is open. It's on my list of places I want

547
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: to try. Let's go there. We get there. At the cab,

548
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: he like bye, they can leave you. They'd be like okay,

549
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: you know, they don't wait for you to get in

550
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: at all. No. I ordered the uber and the uber

551
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: dropped us off and was like later. And so we

552
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: get there and there's this like little bar with people

553
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: at the window, and you know, we're in the middle

554
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: of a neighborhood that looked like it's not really nothing

555
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: else going on. So we're going back and forth trying

556
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: to find this place can't find it. There's a lady

557
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: sitting at the bar who was watching us, and she's like,

558
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: she's like, what are you looking for? And I was

559
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: She's like the bar and I was like, no, we're

560
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: trying to find food. So she jump up. She's like,

561
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: I'm from Brazil and I'm like, okay, I'm from New York.

562
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: So she's running up and down the street trying to

563
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: help us find a place to eat. Everything's closed. We

564
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: get to this and the guy's like, yeah, the place

565
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: you're looking for is the place where that lady is sitting.

566
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: But they're not doing food no more. So I'm devastated.

567
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all day. You know how

568
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: that goes. And there's a guy across the street at

569
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: like a vegan place that was what God is just

570
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: I can't that's hate speech a vegan place. So we're

571
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: not even looking at why didn't I do that on

572
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: my travel We're not even looking at the vegan spot vacation. Yeah.

573
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: And the guy that was this guy that was like,

574
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: that's the place that you're trying to go to. He

575
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: was like, well, you guys him come here, And I'm like,

576
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: and you know, he's like, yeah, well, Marie, let's try

577
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: it like it might be and I was like it's

578
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: vegan and I'm like, what kind of food do you

579
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: guys have here? He was like, I make pasta, we

580
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: make whatever you want. And I'm like okay. So we

581
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: go in and he's like, I'm like, can I see

582
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: a menu? He's like, we don't have a menu. Well, hey,

583
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: this is kind of cool. He's like what do you want?

584
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you make? And he was like anything?

585
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is I can't tell me

586
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 1: I can order anything and not tell me what you're

587
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: good at making. So I'm like what are you good at?

588
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: And he was like everything? And I was like, so

589
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: I said, I'm out. I like drink. Guy my has crashed.

590
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm done answering questions now. So the guy

591
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm with is like, all right, we'll do this with

592
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: a red sauce and we'll do it with this. And

593
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: the guy's like great. He's like it's gonna take me

594
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: at least twenty minutes. And he's like, well, do you

595
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: have wine? And he's like yes. I was like, bring

596
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: us the wine, right, So he brings the wine he's like, oh,

597
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: we don't have sobbing your blunk, but this is better.

598
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, whatever, whatever you got, we'll have. So we're

599
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: drinking it and I'm calming down and it's smelling good.

600
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: He's like, do you guys some more vegetables in it?

601
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, whatever he's doing that. The wine is delicious, girl,

602
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: the best wine I've ever had in my life. Really

603
00:31:54,600 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: it's vegan wine. No, I'm like, what is this so different?

604
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: Nice crisp white Italian wine. So Japan in Japan, okay?

605
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: And so he comes out, oh and he brings us

606
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: this like soft garlic bread that mindu. I'm sitting there

607
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I think I hear the microwave. I said,

608
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's making, but the microwave just dinged,

609
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: and you know, dudes like he's like, Marie just relaxed,

610
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: like this could be like a really unforgettable night. And

611
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm ready to be disappointed. What. I'm like,

612
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: we in this vegan place. This man is good at everything.

613
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: There's no way it's gonna be good. Yeah. So it's

614
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: a vegan that threw you off. But if it wasn't vegan,

615
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: you would be all in. Well, when we got there,

616
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: he was like, do y'all want me? Y'all want like

617
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: a bowl and egg? Shut the fuck up? And he

618
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: was like, I mean I could make whatever. That's what

619
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: he meant. You can make whatever, But do you have whatever?

620
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: The sign say vegan, but it wasn't vegan. No, girl,

621
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: I'm confused. I'm confused. Susion has has hit me. Girl. Anyway,

622
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: we on our second glass of wine, the bread comes out.

623
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, that must be a special microwave because the

624
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: bread don't microwave like this in as so it's not

625
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: gluten free. No, okay, because all I'm thinking about is

626
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: everything it's missing. No, the sign said vegan, but he

627
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:25,479
Speaker 1: was like, this is whatever you wanted to be. And

628
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,479
Speaker 1: so and it was raining outside and it's just me

629
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: and this guy at this at this restaurant, downing wine. Bro.

630
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: You keep saying this guy, well, it's a guy, me

631
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: and this man, gentleman. He keeps saying this this guy,

632
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: my man, my travel buddy. And what you're talking about.

633
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: You know who I was with Sydney. I'm talking. I'm

634
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: here for the people. I notice, I'm here with the man.

635
00:33:54,680 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: Oh I wouldn't say the man that's too No, I'm

636
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: here with a German. You have to stop. So there

637
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: was the you know, my uh my travel buddy Okay, sure, sure, sure,

638
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 1: and the guy he brings the food out and it's good.

639
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: I'm also very hungry, but it's good. He's like, do

640
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: y'all need more bread? Do y'all need this? He's he

641
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: he hit it with the cheese. I'm like, the cheese

642
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: is not vegan, but it doesn't matter. It was a lie.

643
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 1: No I think it's vegan. Must mean something else in Tokyo.

644
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: Did it say vegan in English? Vegan in English? You

645
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: take a picture? You know, I don't think I did.

646
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: Bitch as you the most taking picture, ass bitch, and

647
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: you don't take a picture place gonna eat their sis?

648
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: You know what? Travel show shut down because this is

649
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: a part of the show that you're supposed to be

650
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,800
Speaker 1: letting us know about. I'm telling you it's not vegan.

651
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: So you know, I tell you where what it's across from? Okay,

652
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: I know what it's what? So you took a picture

653
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: across the street? No, no, no, no, we were trying to

654
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: go across the street. That's the original destination. And then

655
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 1: they said, no, we're not doing food no more, We're

656
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: just doing drinks. Okay, let's get to the good part.

657
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: So what the people look like was there like attractive

658
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: with like hotties, was booties out. Everybody's dress pretty conservative

659
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: over there, like they be covered, but it's like flowy things.

660
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: It's stuff that's like tailored to their body. It's like

661
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 1: they don't really like to show their arms. It was

662
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: sonny out. Everybody had a little parasol out in the sun.

663
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, because the sun is good, but it's

664
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: all so bad. No, the sun is good. The sun

665
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 1: is good, but it's not it's not amazing for your skin, right,

666
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: And that's that's another reason why they've been like raising

667
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: in the sun all the americanas. They stay sizzling, sizzling

668
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: for eatas in the summertime. In the fall, whenever they

669
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: can get a chance, they burn and burn and burn

670
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: and burning. And so whenever I see them ladies with

671
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: the little umbrella, I said, you know what you got in, mama,

672
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: And they got bangs because the banks is covering the

673
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: forehead because they don't everybody doesn't have bangs at a

674
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: lot of them be having banks. They're covering the forehead. Girl.

675
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: They were dressed real cute. All the women stunning the men.

676
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: What about was there black people? There were? There spareworth

677
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: some of black people there. And like when I was

678
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: in Thailand, Like when I was in Thailand and I

679
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 1: saw black people, I'd be like, hey black people, and

680
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: they'd be like, hey, black girl. But in Tokyo it

681
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: wasn't the same energy. I see people and like, you know,

682
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: smile at them, and they'd be like, so, I don't

683
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 1: know they I don't know where they're from. They might

684
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: have been from New York. Hello, they must have been

685
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,240
Speaker 1: the other black some somewhere else. Has Tokyo entered the chat?

686
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: What the hell? No? No, no, that it's a universal thing.

687
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: If you're a black person in another place and you

688
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,879
Speaker 1: see another black person, you give them the head nod

689
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,879
Speaker 1: and the smile, oh girl, whole conversations. Hey girl, would

690
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: you be aware? But I will also say there's a

691
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: lot of tourists in Tokyo, a lot, like it's like

692
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: comparatible to being here, Like so it's time square, basically,

693
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: it's times square. I don't I don't know if I'm

694
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: vivving with that, but you don't. You don't have to

695
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: stay in those areas where it's that touristy. But I

696
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: googled it because there was a lot about Tokyo that

697
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know about. They have a tower, a Tokyo Tower,

698
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that looks like an orange

699
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: Eiffel tower. And I'll say it, but the Eiffle tower

700
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: is bigger. And the person I was with was like, no,

701
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: they they the same size, and I was like, no,

702
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: the person it was with, that's the person I was with.

703
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: The description is killing these titles is like I keep

704
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: saying the person I was with this continue to say

705
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,399
Speaker 1: the person that I was with. I'm trying to I'm

706
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: this man, this man, the man, this person that I

707
00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: was with, travel buddy, anything else my emergency contact? Is that? So?

708
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: Loll oh the switch up happened quick to that man

709
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: to emergency contest. To be fair, he's not my emergency contact,

710
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,760
Speaker 1: is okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you know she's liable

711
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: to pick up her phone. Oh yeah, no, she's good.

712
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: It's I mean charged, the bubble's gonna be green. But

713
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: that's okay. But why would you be texting my emergency contact?

714
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: You have to pick up the phone and close them. Marie,

715
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: you to type the text in emergency contact like text

716
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: if you had to, if you had to reach out

717
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: to like my emergency contract would call them. I would

718
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 1: call girl, it's an emergency. Who has time to be like, Hey,

719
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: you don't know me, but sid hold on Sydney. First, well,

720
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 1: you're not typing, you sitting, you sitting in a voice,

721
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,959
Speaker 1: not oh yeah. If they don't pick up, I'm saying

722
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 1: in a voice. No, hey, girl, you don't know me,

723
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: but Sydney, what do you mean you don't know me?

724
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: It would be Carolina, Carolina. Carolina is your emergeny contact. Yes,

725
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: Carolina is your emergency Carolina is my emergency contact. Well, girl,

726
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: you need to get a new emergency contact. Why. First

727
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: of all, she's with child hold on now. Wait. Secondly,

728
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: her phone be dead. That's a lie. Her phone be

729
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: dead sometimes, girl, But during the day, and that's usually

730
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: when an emergency would happen for me. No, she'd be up, girl.

731
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: Emergencies happen all the time. Like, na, an emergency for

732
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 1: me is gonna happen during the day. I already put

733
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,959
Speaker 1: it out there in the universe. Any emergency that would

734
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: happen if you're getting a call at eight am, friend,

735
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: I hope you're sitting down, because that's when the emergency

736
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: would be. That's what my d D is on eight am.

737
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: That's why you're not my emergency contact. D and D.

738
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: You don't answer your phone and you don't answer text messages. Sydney,

739
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: you have to get a new emergency. Come is about

740
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: to have a baby. I know we're about to have

741
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: her on a podcast. She's not gonna have time for this.

742
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: We're about to have a She will make time for

743
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: your emergency. Hell yeah, Carolina is her own emergency. She

744
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: is not Hammaday is her emergency. Hey, we need to

745
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: It takes a village. And then in the I just

746
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: want to put this out there to the mothers, to

747
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: the mothers that are about to have kids already have yeah,

748
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: keep saying that they still want to be in the mix,

749
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: and you taking them off a list that hurts their heart.

750
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: So she actually would be so distraught if I took

751
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: her off my emergency contact. First of all, she don't

752
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: have to know. It's not like she gets a notification, Hey,

753
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: you have been removed as Sydney's emergency contact. Nobody knows

754
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: except you. Marie. You had one time to be emergency contact,

755
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 1: and you picked up and said, hey girl, I'm at

756
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 1: my job. Y'all playing too much and then hung up,

757
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: So you can't be an emergency What was I supposed

758
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: to zoo? I don't know, friend, but not answer like that.

759
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: And that's mass you're listen, that's mass. Sydney Carolina was

760
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: your emergency contact. Wait, I got the call from Carolina. Yes,

761
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 1: and she also didn't help you. You were second on the list,

762
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: but she also didn't help you in that time. What

763
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: do you mean Carolina do for you in that emergency?

764
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: She got on her plane and left. I can't wait

765
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: for her to get back here on the pod because

766
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: she has to clear her name. Because she did what

767
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 1: she could do. She did more than you. You hung

768
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: up on her. I was at work. I literally I

769
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: was on camera. I was like, girl, we live. I'm

770
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: not from New York. I'm at work. Mess Marie being

771
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: emergency contact, Listen, I am not available to be an

772
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: emergency contact during the day. I'm a nighttime emergency contact.

773
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm a night owl. Wait are you are you your

774
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: sister's emergency contact? Probably? I actually don't I don't know

775
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: should I call her? Why? She also got a hot

776
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: time for you? She's at work. You know what, Whenever

777
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: I call your sister she does pick up. I don't

778
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: call her often, but when I do, she'll pick up

779
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: your hand. That's why if you're calling my sister, she's like,

780
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: something must have happened. Oh my god, you think no,

781
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: she said, oh what's this? But also you cool? If

782
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: you call her, she's like, hey girl, yes, Like if

783
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: you were like a nerd, she'd be like, that's'm gonna

784
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: set up to voice man Ury. When are you gonna

785
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: work on being the emergency contact? How about that? I

786
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: have to work on being an emergency context? Absolutely what

787
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the gym for that? How do I?

788
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: I gotta practice picking up the phone on the third

789
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: before the third ring? What does that mean? Guys, if

790
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: you're listening to this, I need you to put in

791
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: the comments things to be an emergency Like, how do

792
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: you be an emergency contact? I gotta have a go

793
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: bag ready to go. Well, first of all, you gotta

794
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: have bail money. Do you got that? Sure? They take car?

795
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: Apple pay for you? You? You like, hey, I got

796
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: the car? Can I can? I swipe my phone. Absolutely,

797
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: do they take Apple pay at the jail, at the

798
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: at the hospital. Oh, at the hospital. Now, now you

799
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: know what, Honestly, we can count on you to make

800
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 1: a video. You'll make a video. But if there's comments,

801
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,439
Speaker 1: like if they're time constraints, you're gonna turn the video

802
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: in late. So if we're making a we are the world,

803
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: there comes a time when we heat a certain call

804
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 1: out there in the world must come together as one.

805
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: I'm there for we all the world. We're making money

806
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: for this cause my friend needs knew whatever. Sure, all right,

807
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm there for that. If we're doing a benefit show,

808
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: I'll be there. You're showing up late, Oh yeah, but

809
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm showing up. I'm gonna be great when I get

810
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: you light and great. Hey, as we all know, my

811
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: friend got hit by a moped, Oh my god, and

812
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: the show is here to raise money. I would be

813
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: so lucky to get hit by a mopeg because that

814
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: then like there's not too much damages, you know what

815
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like I'll be up in the hospital for

816
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: like a week or so and then were good. I mean,

817
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: remember we know that that comedian got hit by a train.

818
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 1: You can get hit. I think the train ran her over.

819
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: Was her name Lisa, Yes, Lisa yeah, yes, And there

820
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: was like all these people did stuff to raise money

821
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: for her, and YadA, YadA, YadA, and she's you know,

822
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: she's she's alive and well and walked in. She got it.

823
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: She got a page on Instagram. It's like for the

824
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 1: Gaze and she's, yeah, for the Gaze. It's not called

825
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 1: for the Gaze. But I think her name is Lisa

826
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: Die or Lisa Day or something. But she she got

827
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 1: a she has a really funny lesbian like gay page.

828
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: Oh she's a lesbian and she yeah, she tags sometimes.

829
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 1: She has tagged me and stuff and like, you know,

830
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: people that I've dated and whatnot. Like she she's in

831
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: the mix, right and they took care of her. The

832
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: community stepped up and took care of it. Did. But

833
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: that was at a different time. We're in recession number

834
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: what dose. Yeah, but people still donating to gofundmees money.

835
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: Hold on, let's talk about the biggest mess of this

836
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: freaking month. Okay. A white woman called a young black

837
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: boy the inn word hard er several times, and then

838
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: she decided to make a GoFundMe or whatever she's had

839
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 1: a million right now, where raised a million dollars? Because

840
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: she was like, now I have to move out of

841
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: my neighborhood because I'm where did she call this black

842
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 1: boy on a playground on a playground, on the playground,

843
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: because allegedly he's a four year old or five year

844
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 1: old took like his her son's toy or something. That's

845
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: what kids do. They take toy. Her son's toy got

846
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: took and she called this kid that word. Yeah, and

847
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: she said she said, if he wasn't acting like one,

848
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,919
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call him that. And then she the guy

849
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: who had her on camera was saying stuff to her

850
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: and I don't think he was black, and she called

851
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: him the N word as well. She said, she said,

852
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: you could get it too hard, yar. It was crazy.

853
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: And I don't even think she was an American. I think

854
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: she was like like Russian or something like that. Oh

855
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: not a mail order racist, stop it? Yeah? What are

856
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: oh my god? Yeah? Crazy? Yeah? And she she lost

857
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: her job. I don't even think she had a job, tea.

858
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 1: And now she has a million million. So now I

859
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: need one of my good whites to step in and

860
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 1: pull a stump like that. Get the money and then

861
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: give it to us that might that might be our

862
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 1: side hustle. We need a good white that's ready to

863
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: turn into a bad white to get us a million dollars.

864
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: Then we flip it right right is crazy we say

865
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 1: flip it, we mean we flip it into our accounts

866
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 1: and then maybe we give you a little something on

867
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: a sign. No, no, no, this is money that we

868
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: have to like invest into things. Remember when we said

869
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 1: we'd go back in time and I said, I would,

870
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: you know, not get my boobs. This is the thing

871
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: where like if we if I'm going forward and this happens,

872
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: I will put my money into like crypto or something

873
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: that like you know bitcoin something heard you? Yeah? Okay?

874
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: And we are we going to open up a small

875
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: shops a business something you know we can invent in

876
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 1: the last business, yes, yes, or or we could be

877
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: the business that if somebody called your child the inWORD,

878
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: we raise money to get that person, uh thrown out

879
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 1: of the community. Okay, So we the Al Sharpton go

880
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: fundme ye no, no, no, we are hmm, I might

881
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: need to take this back to the lab, but oh no, no, no,

882
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: we're the business that shuts down the GoFundMe for the

883
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: racist and we take their money. Whatever money they raise,

884
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 1: we take it. Okay, yeah, we confiscate, We confiscate. Yeah,

885
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: that's our business. Yeah, are you in? You know, I'm

886
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: gonna wait to the and bitch, yes and yes. But

887
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: that's where the improv doesn't work. You gotta say yes

888
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: and bitch. That's what you gotta say. No, yeah, no,

889
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: but bitch, yeah, yes, but bitch. That's the new that's

890
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,479
Speaker 1: the remix o. Can we put that as the title?

891
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: Can bitch be in the title? Okay, we got to

892
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,439
Speaker 1: run this by Okay, Sidney, what have you been doing

893
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 1: the ten days that I was gone? Let's talk? Oh god, yeah,

894
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 1: well I was in vegan not vegan pasta at eleven pm?

895
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: What were you doing? I started medication again, like a

896
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: higher dose and just going through it, just sitting in

897
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,319
Speaker 1: the bed, like, Lord Jesus, what have I done it?

898
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: Maybe I should have sent one of those chain letters.

899
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: Maybe you know, I broke a mirror and this is

900
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: still on the crack. I didn't break my mother's back,

901
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:35,439
Speaker 1: I broke my soul. I'm cursed. R oh, curse, that's

902
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: how it feels. Maybe did a black cat run by

903
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: you when you are seven. You know, I get black cats.

904
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: I love black maybe Touxedo cats. They had little socks

905
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: on it. You know, you're right. But my first cat, Albert,

906
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: was all black. Albert Albert. I've never met an Albert

907
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: that was even an all black cat. And he did

908
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,720
Speaker 1: not like my sister, and he did not like my knees.

909
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: And now how are their lives going? Oh? Bad? Okay?

910
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: Albert Albert was Albert the reason. Yeah, black cats are

911
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: bad luck. I don't like that. I take that back.

912
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: Why I'm a black cat. You have a black cat.

913
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: She's kind of salt and pepper right now. But yeah,

914
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: I'm we're getting waxes after this appointments for what's that place? No,

915
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: the other one unique wax. Oh that's where we went

916
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: the first time we got wax. Yeah that he was

917
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:45,280
Speaker 1: in their screaming. Yeah, I was doing the most. Everybody

918
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 1: was like getting their wax being quiet. And then okay,

919
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: so your first wax, that was the first time you

920
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: got first. Your first wax was my second wax. Yeah, yeah,

921
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: it doesn't get easy. I thought it was our both

922
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: for our first time. But I know I went. I

923
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: think I went one time before you, because the way

924
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 1: you were screaming. I was like, I don't remember being

925
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: that loud the first time I went. But you know

926
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: I have a small throat. Did that man say that

927
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: hello loud? So you've been in the bed for ten days? Uh,

928
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:23,879
Speaker 1: pretty much. I couldn't do anything. I've been like, yeah,

929
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 1: it's been rough. I was like holding on a dear life.

930
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: So what do you mean you can't do an? It

931
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,320
Speaker 1: like you don't want you to sleepy. I'm not leavy.

932
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: I can't form a sentence. I like, will wake up

933
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: and then I'm like I'll you know, scroll on TikTok

934
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 1: for a little bit and then go back to sleep

935
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 1: and then wake up. And then I mean, is the

936
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: dose too high? No, It's just like this is how

937
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: it is every time I start a new dose, every

938
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: time I start something new, my body has to recalibrate

939
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck it is. And I'm like, I'm

940
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: so tired of it. It's so annoying and it like ruins everything.

941
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: And I remember last week I was like, Okay, if

942
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: this doesn't work, I think I was just I'll just

943
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: get off medication because I can't. This is this is

944
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: like my life. I said, what did I Lord, what

945
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: did I do? Tell me? Is it because I'm gay?

946
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: It's Albert Sis. I'm telling it's not the black cat.

947
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: It might be the gay. I'm I feel like it's

948
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: one and maybe it's double time. Maybe it's black cat

949
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: and gay. It could be that, because I do see

950
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 1: the gazes out here doing pretty well, some of them,

951
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 1: not not all y'all. So a lot of them, a

952
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: lot of them are thriving well. Not this year. This

953
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: is a bad year for gays. It's some gays doing great, yes, yes,

954
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: but as a whole, as a community, as a community,

955
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,399
Speaker 1: I would say, no, all right, listen, I'm I'm gonna

956
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: let you have that, even though I don't agree with that.

957
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 1: But instead of completely going off your meds, why not

958
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,919
Speaker 1: just go down a little bit in dose. I could

959
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: do that, But it's like then I was I like

960
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: did a show on Sunday and I was on stage

961
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: talking about, you know, the brain fog, the feeling like

962
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: out of body, like sad or, and so this other

963
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: guy he's like, oh, that happened to me. I had

964
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: to take another medication to like even everything out, And

965
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: it's like all these damn pills I'm already taking two pills.

966
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: Then I got vitamins, then I got dressed. A second pill.

967
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: Uh well, one pill is like a certain amount, and

968
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 1: then another pill is a smaller dose. They got they

969
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,439
Speaker 1: got you doing mad? Maybe cut a small one in half. No,

970
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:47,760
Speaker 1: you can't cut, you know, because it's it's like time release. Yeah,

971
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: it's foolish. All of it is like, oh my god,

972
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: like all of this just to be like mentally stable,

973
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 1: to like have a conversation outside, this is fucking whack. Yeah,

974
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 1: all this to be mentally stable and you have a

975
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: conversation with somebody who is not mentally stable. This is true.

976
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: A lot of us be doing the work, and then

977
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 1: we got to go back out there and then talk

978
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: to the people that's unhinged, not doing it and not medicated,

979
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: in a mess and when they look like they thriving,

980
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: having a good time, and I'm like, so what what

981
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 1: what what do I have to do? Because I'm sober.

982
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm sober. I gave up the dick. I'm not out

983
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 1: there running the streets, you know, I'm trying to pay

984
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: things off. I'm trying to be that person. I'm trying.

985
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying, God, but it looked like everything I was

986
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 1: doing better when I was bad. That's what I now.

987
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: You said a bunch of things that you did and

988
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: you gave up. Maybe you gotta re pick up the dick.

989
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,720
Speaker 1: Excuse me. That is the craziest thing that you said

990
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: on the podcast. You gave it in many years. You

991
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 1: said you're sober and you gave up the dick. I

992
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: can I believe you said that. Marie, you have you

993
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: now you now you need to run this by lydia.

994
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: Ooh what you just said to me? What pick up

995
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 1: the dick? That's a crazy thing to say to your

996
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 1: very upper case L friend. Well you you know you

997
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: said you you said it first, you legit said maybe

998
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 1: it's the gay. It was the gay. Yeah, But just

999
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 1: because I blame it on the gay, that don't mean

1000
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it up. No, obviously you're you you know,

1001
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: gay to the bone. Yeah. But now if if, if,

1002
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: you know, the angel of whatever came down and was like, hey,

1003
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: you gonna have the life of your dreams. Everything you want,

1004
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 1: will have the money that you deserve, you will get

1005
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,479
Speaker 1: your edges. Is gonna feel like everything they said, everything

1006
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: you want you're gonna get. But you gotta give up

1007
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,879
Speaker 1: the gay. Would you do that? This feels homophobic, this hypothetical,

1008
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: And no, I would not now ask me the question. No,

1009
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask you the I would be gay. No,

1010
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 1: you wouldn't. If if somebody was like, listen, everything that

1011
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: you want in your life, you're gonna get it, but

1012
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: you gotta be lesbian, i'd be like your first day

1013
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: as a lesbian, you would be like, actually, you know what,

1014
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna be homeless because you would not

1015
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 1: know what to do. I still don't know. Somebody would

1016
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 1: give you all of the feelings all at once and

1017
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 1: talking all the time and want to be on top

1018
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: of you and being like, let's hold hands, PDA, let's

1019
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: let's have that now. I have that now, and it's interesting,

1020
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: it's very interesting. Yeah, we're gonna have to do a

1021
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: Patreon because this is crazy. You're really tight lipped, and

1022
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: I like this for you. Actually I support this. Transparency

1023
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: is off the table, y'all. I just want let y'all

1024
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: know we're not telling our business no more. We're gonna

1025
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: give you everything around the business, but you ain't getting

1026
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: a business. Let me tell you why I'm not telling

1027
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:50,280
Speaker 1: my business. This person that I'm talking to has people

1028
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 1: who listens to this podcast. We actually and they have this,

1029
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: and they have multiple times hit them up and been like, hey,

1030
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: did you see what she said? Have you seen this?

1031
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 1: Are you talking to her? Or or flat out set

1032
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: him the episode? So well, can he hear? Can he hear?

1033
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: Can't he hear? He's in the room with us right now?

1034
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:19,280
Speaker 1: Is the Hills have eyes? This is yeah. So I said,

1035
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna talk about you on the podcast anymore.

1036
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: I like them, And he was like, you don't have

1037
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: to do that. I'm just never gonna listen. And I said,

1038
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: you said that before you listened, and you listen. We're

1039
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 1: not here to uplift straight men. No, we don't want

1040
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: to feature them. I mean we have, but we we

1041
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: don't want to. It's against our will. Actually, it's hands

1042
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: a time. I mean they tell us, they send us

1043
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: the update, they say, hey, we're gonna straight man like

1044
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: you know, but we do it, you know jumps here,

1045
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: yeah every time. And then every time we get messages like, hey,

1046
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: I don't know about these straight men And I said,

1047
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: I say the same things, the same thing, But we're

1048
00:56:55,239 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: trying to diversify our portfolio whatever. Also, we've had good

1049
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 1: straight song we don't have, you know, the bad ones

1050
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 1: on Hey, and I just want to put this on

1051
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 1: the table. I will not vouch for any straight man ever.

1052
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: If they said they did it, they did it. That's

1053
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: what it is. I'm saying that. I'm saying on the record,

1054
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: what y'all say about that man. I don't know that man.

1055
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: I don't know him, but he was on mess I

1056
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: don't remember that. They can show me a picture of

1057
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: us on the pod with that man, I'm like, I

1058
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 1: don't know him and me and that was a I

1059
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: generated that's a deep fake. Yep. Absolutely, I don't even

1060
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: look like that. Who is that woman? She wished she

1061
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 1: could be me? Her wig is cooked at all. I

1062
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: don't know her. Yeah, mine is straight. Uh huh. I

1063
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 1: don't wear a fake hair.

1064
00:57:44,720 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 2: Those look like bundles. Bro, Summer's coming.

1065
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:06,919
Speaker 1: What the hell we're gonna do? What are we gonna

1066
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: do with our hair? What? What shoes are we gonna

1067
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: be running the streets in? Like, girl, dude, these things

1068
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: not matter. Everything matters, Everything matters. But there's just too

1069
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: many recession indicators that's letting me know, Hey, maybe I

1070
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: should slow down and not get crazy. But oh, I

1071
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 1: hate what you're saying. Yeah, but of course the way

1072
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: my fingers just like slip and press, you know, pay confirm,

1073
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: it's confirm the payment. You know. The worst thing that

1074
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 1: happened to me, the worst thing that happened to me.

1075
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: I should have brought I should have brought them to

1076
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: the pod. Maybe you would have bought them off of me.

1077
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 1: I bought these cool ass jeans. I've been waiting for

1078
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 1: them for weeks. Weeks weeks weeks, weeks, weeks weeks. Ask

1079
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: me if they fit me, booty, too big, everything. It's crazy,

1080
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 1: like they're so cool, so mad. So the return policy

1081
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: non existent. It really took like a month for them

1082
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: to get here. Well, they can wait a month to

1083
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: get them back. No, I want them now, I need

1084
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: them now. I don't have time for this shit. The

1085
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: world is ending. I need my pants today from my

1086
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: end of the world. Pant. You saying multiple things right now, okay, right,

1087
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: you're talking about the recession and how money's la da

1088
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: da da, But then you also talk about the world

1089
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 1: is ending. Yes, so blow all the money because it's ending,

1090
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: or save all the money because it's a recession. What

1091
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: you're trying to do. Let me ask you. If they're

1092
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: like it is, you know, apocalypse or whatever, would you

1093
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 1: try to survive or you would just be like, take

1094
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 1: me now, Lord, take me to the key. Well, what's

1095
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 1: the apocalypse? Is it bombs? Is it? Is it zombies?

1096
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: Is it aliens? It depends aliens? Vampires? Oh, spiritual warfare? Sinners? Sinners? Yeah,

1097
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 1: oh okay, I'm saying in the house for sure. I'm

1098
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: definitely not gonna be like, come get me mother, like

1099
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not doing that. I'm not come on in.

1100
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: You Just see Sinners. I did. Finally. It was so

1101
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: fucking good. I want to watch it again. It was okay,

1102
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: let's go see. It was amazing. Yeah, it's great. Michael B.

1103
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: Jordan he did that. He used to really it all

1104
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 1: at the acting throughout for everybody. I was. Let me

1105
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: just say this, I went into that movie blind. I

1106
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 1: didn't watch no trailers. I don't know what it was about.

1107
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 1: I was like sinners. It sounded like maybe like a

1108
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: Mormon like a church thing. I don't know. The movie started,

1109
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 1: I was like slaves. I said, oh, I'm not gonna

1110
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 1: like this at all. And then I'm watching it a

1111
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 1: little bit longer, and I'm like, twins, you know, I can't.

1112
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: I saw the cotton. I almost flipped the fucking chairs.

1113
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 1: I said, hey, hey, we don't need this no more.

1114
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,439
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to see none of that shit.

1115
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to see the plantation. Nope. I don't

1116
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: want to see the house. Nope. I don't want to

1117
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: see massive. I don't want if I. Every time I

1118
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 1: see that in the movie, a little bit of me

1119
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 1: dies and I'm already dead inside. Oh. I was pissed.

1120
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 1: And then I was like, and you know who? I

1121
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 1: was sitting next to the Connors. There was a Matthew

1122
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: and John. I was in Williamsburg. So they was all

1123
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 1: lined up just watching. Then then one guy, he fidgured in.

1124
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: He came in late, and I said the nerve and

1125
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 1: he was in his business slacks. I said, it's Saturday, sir, Like,

1126
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: do you look crazy a business slack? He had on

1127
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: J Crew to watch Sinners. I said he probably had

1128
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: no idea, and then he was on his Apple Watch

1129
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 1: the whole time. Excuse me, he was on app breson.

1130
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 1: I said, hey, do you need to take that meeting

1131
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: out there? Because we're watching this right now. This is historical.

1132
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 1: This is a historical moment right now for Coogler and them. Yeah,

1133
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: Coogler and Coogler and them. I was very upset. And

1134
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 1: then there was like two I think there was LGBTQ

1135
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:56,439
Speaker 1: people and behind us just what they were talking about

1136
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: girl the movie or their sleep. It was giving a

1137
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 1: little bit of you, a little bit of mina, a

1138
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 1: little bit of me. Oh now you got a dose

1139
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: your own, minister. Sinners fucked up. It was fucked up.

1140
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 1: I was so mad and I could not turn around

1141
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, can y'all shut up? Because I said, honestly,

1142
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 1: you as me, I as you like, I said, I

1143
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 1: have to give I have to give them graces as

1144
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:20,720
Speaker 1: I would want somebody to give me. Grand Well, that's

1145
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 1: the wrong way to see sinners. You've got to see

1146
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 1: sinners with black people, you know, well, like maybe a

1147
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 1: couple of beige scattered them out amongst us. But I

1148
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 1: saw it in uh. I saw it on the Lower

1149
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 1: East Side, and you know it was it was black

1150
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 1: people all up and through there, and stuff would happen

1151
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:39,960
Speaker 1: and you would hear somebody every once in a while

1152
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, uh uh, now she knows she

1153
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: wrong for that. Like it was a lot of that,

1154
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 1: but also we laughed at all the same stuff, and

1155
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was a pleasant viewing experience and

1156
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 1: I definitely want to see the movie again. The people

1157
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 1: behind me, I like, if I was with them, I

1158
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 1: might've been having a good time. But just hearing them

1159
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 1: in the back because the one guy was like Michael

1160
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 1: being Jordan, he could I'll take stack and I'll take

1161
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 1: stack in smoke too too, Like they were saying they

1162
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 1: were being nasty. It was like, sir, like we watching

1163
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 1: a movie. You gotta get that outside. It was given

1164
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 1: Freaky Friday, and he was trying to get freaky with

1165
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 1: smoke instead. Yo. When she was jeweling, she was like,

1166
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 1: you want some and the guy was like absolutely not

1167
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 1: behind are you out to shut the fuck up? Nah?

1168
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 1: You say it seems like you watched the movie with

1169
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 1: a little extra season. And I did not ask for that,

1170
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 1: but you know, I took it. I took it, and

1171
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, it's all about accepting people

1172
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 1: for who they are, and we want people to accept us.

1173
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 1: So I accepted them. But did I want to get

1174
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 1: up and turn around and say Hey, we're not in

1175
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,560
Speaker 1: your fucking house. I wanted to say that, but I said,

1176
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: you know what, my ancestors said, take a seat and

1177
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: let them be. Yeah, I've decided that I want to

1178
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: do that. I want to host the movie night, like

1179
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 1: in a theater or something, if possible, and talk through it.

1180
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 1: I want to host the night. We can pick the movie,

1181
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 1: invite some of my like funny chatty friends, and I

1182
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 1: mean only I would have maybe a microphone. Everybody else

1183
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:21,320
Speaker 1: would just use their diaphragm and while we watched, we

1184
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: would I just the commentary throughout. That's what That's what

1185
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 1: why Sanac does. Does he still do that? I feel

1186
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 1: like once in a while, right right, well, I'm here

1187
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 1: to pick that up. Do you know where he was

1188
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:39,439
Speaker 1: doing it? At Nighthawk? Okay, okay, night Hire, Night Hawk,

1189
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 1: Night Hawk. Yeah, the one in Williamsburg. Yeah, it was cute,

1190
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:46,200
Speaker 1: but like you know, obviously you would have a different

1191
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,920
Speaker 1: spin on it. And so did you go, I did it?

1192
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 1: You did it? Yeah, it's a it's a comedy show.

1193
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:55,680
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's basically like it would be me him

1194
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 1: and Witten Don will and we would but it was

1195
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 1: it's like old old ass movies like black Exploitation movie.

1196
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 1: It wasn't like of this time, so a lot of

1197
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 1: random stuff that's happening there. You're like, yo, this is unnecessary,

1198
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: like what are we doing here? And then Max Witterd

1199
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 1: did another show like that and it was pretty cool.

1200
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:22,920
Speaker 1: It was actually a small space that would be that

1201
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,600
Speaker 1: you would like as well. It was like a little

1202
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: small but like four of us did it and then

1203
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: we would each have sections and then we would stop

1204
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 1: and then we would say shit in between, and it

1205
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 1: was good. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want

1206
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 1: to do it. I would like to to get this

1207
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:43,920
Speaker 1: organized and do at least one for the summer and

1208
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: then maybe do another one if it goes well. But yeah,

1209
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 1: somebody sent me. They were like, you gotta go to

1210
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:54,080
Speaker 1: this black owned theater in New York. And I was like,

1211
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: well they already, they already got people talking. They don't

1212
01:05:56,680 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 1: really need me there. But I'm gonna shoot a message

1213
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 1: and see if I can make a what is it

1214
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 1: called Stewart Cinema something like that. Okay, I've never heard

1215
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 1: of it, but I think it might be a cool

1216
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:12,040
Speaker 1: way to sit in some ac and like spend two

1217
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 1: hours of our lives. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm down with that. Yeah.

1218
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 1: Wait do we have any messages? Oh all right, yeah,

1219
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: we've been holding y'all hostage for I don't even know

1220
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 1: how long this episode has been. This person say keep

1221
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 1: me anonymous, pleasing? No, why would we do that? This

1222
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 1: is we do that? Okay, it says pop a nap

1223
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 1: Puss for Beyonce. Already we in we locked in love

1224
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 1: it living. Hi Marie and Sydney, longtime listeners since Unofficial

1225
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,520
Speaker 1: Expert Days. So so happy you guys are back with

1226
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: mass You two are hilarious and I live seeing my

1227
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 1: fellow black women wending yay, y'all deserve to be way

1228
01:06:54,800 --> 01:07:00,120
Speaker 1: more famous. AnyWho? Okay, period, here's my mess There's this

1229
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 1: man who has his own car washing and detailing business,

1230
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:07,040
Speaker 1: and he washed his cars in the parking lot complex

1231
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:10,760
Speaker 1: of my job. Okay, how you got a business? Cs CEO.

1232
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 1: He always waves and comes over to say hello, and

1233
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 1: eventually began to ask me out on a date. But

1234
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: I never really paid him any mind, because one, I'm

1235
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,720
Speaker 1: on the way into work and it's hot out here

1236
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:25,760
Speaker 1: even in the am I live in Miami, and two

1237
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: I don't know you and I'm not attracted to you,

1238
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 1: no shade lolol. This went on for about four months.

1239
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 1: So about three months ago, he noticed how the whole

1240
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:40,240
Speaker 1: front bumper of my car was missing. Okay, bitch, how

1241
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:43,120
Speaker 1: wait how he noticed your whole bumper was missing? But

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01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 1: you did? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she said. He happened

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01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,960
Speaker 1: to notice, does the hill have eyes? How do you

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01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:52,680
Speaker 1: not see? How? How did you not see that? Okay?

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01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 1: He asked me if I needed help finding someone to

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01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 1: get it fixed for me. I said yes, and within

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01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: a week I had a brand new bumper on the car. Okay,

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01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:03,640
Speaker 1: love bump up baby. He asked me out again, and

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01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,400
Speaker 1: I was still kind of giving him the run around.

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01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,840
Speaker 1: See this is what's wrong with y'all ladies. Now, Okay,

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01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 1: a good man come around giving you a bumper, and

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01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 1: you're like, let me see what else is out there? Anyway,

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01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:15,320
Speaker 1: fast forward to three weeks later, he noticed one of

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01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:18,519
Speaker 1: my tires is super low on air girl, and before

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01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:20,679
Speaker 1: the day is up, he came back with a new

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01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 1: tire put it on for me. Three days later, I

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01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 1: see him in the lot and I say, you know what,

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01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:31,200
Speaker 1: hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah. He's doing

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01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 1: more for what some of these Miami hop boys are doing,

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01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:37,559
Speaker 1: so let me see what's up. Had my first day

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01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:41,719
Speaker 1: with him this Saturday. He let me give y'all a visual.

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Speaker 1: He's dark skin, okay. Top five teeth are gold. Oh,

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01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,880
Speaker 1: missing a side tooth on the top. Okay, since you

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01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:51,519
Speaker 1: should have started with this because this is why you

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01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:53,760
Speaker 1: weren't talking to him. Wait, no, she wasn't talking him

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01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:55,600
Speaker 1: because he was watching cars in the parking lot of

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01:08:55,600 --> 01:09:00,240
Speaker 1: her job. No, but the first top five teeth are

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01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:03,880
Speaker 1: gold and missing a side tooth that means they're all gold,

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01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 1: and then then one right after it is a space,

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01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,680
Speaker 1: and then his regular teeth start. That's crazy. Bottom five

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01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:12,439
Speaker 1: teeth are grills too, but just go outlines of the teeth.

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01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 1: He straight up Florida hood born and raised, did time

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01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:21,680
Speaker 1: in prison, x Y and z yo. So but but

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01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 1: huh did get your bumper within a week? Well, he

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01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 1: was doing that in the pen working on car. Never mind,

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01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:32,760
Speaker 1: So he took me for a seafood boil. Okay, I'm

1277
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 1: in there with the crab legs that go extra growling.

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01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:40,720
Speaker 1: Butters have me meet some of his family and drove

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01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,600
Speaker 1: me around the hood all day. Oh okay, but I

1280
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,479
Speaker 1: had a good time knock gonna lie because he got

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01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:48,920
Speaker 1: me Hella weed to take home. Oh we little girl

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01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 1: for you go bag. Oh you around the way, girl,

1283
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 1: don't try to act off bougie and shit, you know

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01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,360
Speaker 1: you like all of this, girl, I'm not hearing bougie.

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01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 1: The tire was flat, the bumper was exactly and you

1286
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,559
Speaker 1: like your hennessy, so stop it. I wanted to test something,

1287
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 1: so before the night was up, I let him know

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01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,920
Speaker 1: my birthday was coming up in about a week. He said, well,

1289
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:11,200
Speaker 1: I gotta get you something, don't I What do you want?

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01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:16,160
Speaker 1: And I said, well, laughing, I would really love to

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01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:20,479
Speaker 1: see Beyonce in Houston. He said, yeah, I think I

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01:10:20,479 --> 01:10:23,960
Speaker 1: can handle that. Bitch. I wanted to go to Cowboy

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01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 1: Carter Door and I said, I was going to go

1294
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:29,120
Speaker 1: somehow someway, even though I didn't know how I was

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01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:32,759
Speaker 1: gonna pay for it. And look at God. Now here's

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01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:37,120
Speaker 1: the thing. I'm not. I'm not all that attracted to him.

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01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 1: But he's really nice and he's not hideous. But not

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01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:44,000
Speaker 1: that good looking either. That's a conundrum right there. It's

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01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:47,360
Speaker 1: not you, not really explained to me, not really that

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01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:51,439
Speaker 1: good looking either. So he medium ugly because hideous is

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01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:58,400
Speaker 1: worse than ugly. Yeah, so he medium ugly? Okay, I

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01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,360
Speaker 1: really will I continue. I really wish IA would include

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01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:04,080
Speaker 1: photos all. Hold on now. Oh, he told me today

1304
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:06,240
Speaker 1: to look at the prices and let him know. I

1305
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 1: looked up those prices on Ticketmaster and stuff Hub, and

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01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:13,040
Speaker 1: I said, baby, I'm absolutely gonna have to pop this

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01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,519
Speaker 1: pussy if he buys these tickets and flies us out

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01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 1: to Houston for a long weekend. But I really really

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01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:22,200
Speaker 1: want to see Beyonce. I missed Renaissance, and I refuse

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01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:25,519
Speaker 1: to miss this. Is this mess? Are just living? Love, y'all?

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01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:28,599
Speaker 1: Here's the pick of me. I know how important picks

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01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 1: are to y'all, but there's no pick of him. Sis.

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01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:35,120
Speaker 1: You are cute, Q, You're really really cute. You're yeah,

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01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 1: you deserve sis. So a man that's not that cute,

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01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:43,519
Speaker 1: but not ugly. No, no, no, no, not hideous. He's not hideous.

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01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:47,679
Speaker 1: There's a difference. Yeah, okay, so, uh sh medium ugly

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01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:51,960
Speaker 1: dude wants to take you out of town for Cowboy Carder.

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01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,400
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to pop some pete. Is that mess

1319
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:58,920
Speaker 1: or just living? I'm gonna say it's just living. Here's

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01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,840
Speaker 1: a living I think it's just living. But here's what

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01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 1: the first of all, don't give don't pop the p

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01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:06,120
Speaker 1: until you get to Houston. Pop it in Houston and

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01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:09,439
Speaker 1: hid after the show. Pop it at before the show,

1324
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:11,479
Speaker 1: because you gotta get there. You gotta see what seed

1325
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:13,439
Speaker 1: shot getting. Because like, if you get all the way

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01:12:13,479 --> 01:12:15,080
Speaker 1: there and you buy, but I'm gonna see that, you

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01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,040
Speaker 1: gotta send me the tickets and all that information, the

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01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 1: confirmation before I before I go to Houston. Baby, Yeah,

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01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,720
Speaker 1: you're right right. Here's where the messy part of this is. Well,

1330
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:30,280
Speaker 1: it's a messy She ain't had a bumper. Here's the messy. Well,

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01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 1: his teeth is the bumper. Okay, there it is both

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01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 1: the missing grill. Okay, here's the messiest part of the

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01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:39,680
Speaker 1: whole situation. You don't like this man, but you he

1334
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 1: is at the job. You have to see this, this, that,

1335
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:47,559
Speaker 1: that holy smile every time you go to work. Are

1336
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:51,479
Speaker 1: you planning on leaving the job? Like it's not you.

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01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,040
Speaker 1: It's gonna be impossible to dodge this dude. If you don't,

1338
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:56,240
Speaker 1: if you don't want to do this with him, after

1339
01:12:56,280 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 1: you get back, he's gonna see you every day. Hey,

1340
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:04,600
Speaker 1: are you dodging Dick or dodging Beyonce. It's one or

1341
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 1: the other. Either you dodging Dick or are you dodging

1342
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:15,400
Speaker 1: a diva? That's what there it is. He ain't no diva.

1343
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:19,320
Speaker 1: What what you're gonna do? What would you do? These hips?

1344
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 1: Then this and nine? But mine? I don't know. Back

1345
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,040
Speaker 1: in the day, I mean I pop p for less,

1346
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,639
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's go. If it's a good time. What

1347
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:36,639
Speaker 1: what's what's the problem hop p for be? You're you're

1348
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:40,240
Speaker 1: you're you're young. I mean she looks young, she's living

1349
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:43,559
Speaker 1: her life. I think she should like hang out with

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01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:46,880
Speaker 1: him more before she goes to Beyonce. I do think that. Like,

1351
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 1: but my this problem is is that you hang out

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01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,880
Speaker 1: with him right then you really don't like him. Then

1353
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:55,439
Speaker 1: you gotta go to Houston have a good time, and

1354
01:13:55,479 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 1: then really not want to give it up. Yeah we

1355
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,559
Speaker 1: got we needed this escape plan out of the situation.

1356
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:05,120
Speaker 1: Like can he send you to Beyonce and then you

1357
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:07,840
Speaker 1: never see him again? Like if he if he sends

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01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:12,439
Speaker 1: you to Beyonce, can you like, actually, girl, girl who

1359
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:16,720
Speaker 1: looks like doing that? Oh? If you want to go here,

1360
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:20,000
Speaker 1: you go have fun. Bring whoever you want. She didn't

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01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:23,360
Speaker 1: want to bring herself. So so solo trip. Hey, girl,

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01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:27,000
Speaker 1: I got you the tickets halfnay Houston or he goes

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01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,800
Speaker 1: to he said, we don't, he doesn't come to the show.

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01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:33,280
Speaker 1: He's there, but he not there. My girl was like, oh,

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01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because I was telling her.

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01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,760
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, because you know, I wasn't

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01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:42,559
Speaker 1: with my friends on my my birthday and uh you

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01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:45,439
Speaker 1: know they probably felt away about that. She's said, well,

1369
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:48,440
Speaker 1: you could have. You could have gone to Brazil with

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01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:50,680
Speaker 1: with the with your friends. I would have paid for it.

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01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,680
Speaker 1: I said, get the fuck out of here, get the

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01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:55,559
Speaker 1: hell you. Then why didn't you say that?

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01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:56,000
Speaker 2: Right?

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01:14:56,640 --> 01:15:00,360
Speaker 1: Why do you propose that? And what she said? So, baby,

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01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:02,800
Speaker 1: I'm saying this for the pod. You know I'm exaggerating things,

1376
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,519
Speaker 1: so you know this is this is for the story.

1377
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:08,639
Speaker 1: So I don't need you texting me later like hey,

1378
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:11,599
Speaker 1: that's not how that Hey, hey, this is for the people. Hey,

1379
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:14,120
Speaker 1: this is creative a license. I have to provide for

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01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:16,960
Speaker 1: the pod. That is my job, right, it's in the

1381
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:23,600
Speaker 1: LLC provide for the pod. So what we're gonna do.

1382
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:25,920
Speaker 1: What's the advice is she gonna do you want to

1383
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:27,680
Speaker 1: kiss him. I think that's what I need to know.

1384
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:30,040
Speaker 1: Like you describe what his teeth and stuff look like.

1385
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,000
Speaker 1: Is this somebody that you want to kiss that he's

1386
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:35,080
Speaker 1: gonna need a he's gonna have to sleep in mouth wash? Well,

1387
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:36,800
Speaker 1: we just we don't know what his breath is given

1388
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,680
Speaker 1: or no, his teeth look like. We just know he's

1389
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,519
Speaker 1: missing one and the rest are gold. Hey, where's the

1390
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:45,320
Speaker 1: missing tooth? There's probably ginger vitis. There's a lot of

1391
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:48,479
Speaker 1: things is wrong, I'm sure. And you're wearing grills. Oh

1392
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:51,160
Speaker 1: hell no, there's no way it there's no way it

1393
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:55,720
Speaker 1: tastes good. She's gonna be sucking on pennies ooh and

1394
01:15:55,840 --> 01:16:00,880
Speaker 1: what else? Pennies and pen I don't know, girl, I think.

1395
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:04,000
Speaker 1: But the thing is, it's like you should hang out

1396
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,320
Speaker 1: with him one more time before you all go to Beyonce,

1397
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:09,880
Speaker 1: but like, keep it light, keep it cute, don't hook

1398
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,519
Speaker 1: up obviously, try to avoid that, and then get to Houston.

1399
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:15,320
Speaker 1: Have a good time, give it up if you want to.

1400
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,760
Speaker 1: If you don't, then they'd be like, yo, thank you

1401
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:20,559
Speaker 1: for Beyonce, but I'm good, and make sure you have

1402
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 1: enough money to if he like, cancel shit. Cancel a hotel,

1403
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:26,520
Speaker 1: all that stuff you could, you could get out. Yeah,

1404
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:28,880
Speaker 1: that's a good plan. And also, maybe do you have

1405
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:31,200
Speaker 1: any friends in Houston, because you got to have a friend.

1406
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:32,920
Speaker 1: You got to have somebody with like just in case

1407
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 1: something go down, a backup like emergency contact. Yeah, if

1408
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:41,280
Speaker 1: you can, maybe get on hinge change your location to Houston,

1409
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:43,840
Speaker 1: so then if anything goes up, you already got something

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01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:53,639
Speaker 1: lined up that weekend. That's mess Okay, change your location

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01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:59,080
Speaker 1: to Houston Hinge. Uh huh, I'm not mad at it.

1412
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:03,559
Speaker 1: I'm really not love wow. All right, Well, keep on

1413
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:06,200
Speaker 1: sending us your mess and thank you. I appreciate you

1414
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:08,559
Speaker 1: sending us a photo, but I really wanted to picture

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01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,600
Speaker 1: if you can, if you could just send us an

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01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:13,240
Speaker 1: email of that man and then also let us know

1417
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:17,080
Speaker 1: about how Houston goes if you go with him. Okay, yep.

1418
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:19,080
Speaker 1: And this is messy because he might be listening to

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01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:21,559
Speaker 1: mess Okay, because somebody, this is what he listens to

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01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:25,760
Speaker 1: when he's back there detailing cards. And that's definitely our demo.

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01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:29,320
Speaker 1: Somebody who got some girls dark skin missing aside tooth Hey, cousin,

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01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:34,080
Speaker 1: that's what you mean, that's our demo. That's not relative

1423
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:40,200
Speaker 1: is cute, very very cute. I put that on them. Hey,

1424
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:46,559
Speaker 1: cousin a cousin the teeths oh god, old one. Well

1425
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:52,439
Speaker 1: frank me. Anyway, don't forget to keep sending us your

1426
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:57,080
Speaker 1: mess and uh, if you have any opinions on anything

1427
01:17:57,080 --> 01:18:00,120
Speaker 1: that you heard today, share it. Yes. We love when you,

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01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:03,519
Speaker 1: you know, comment on Spotify and you know reviews. We

1429
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,000
Speaker 1: you know we have one bad review. Oh what is this?

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01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:09,200
Speaker 1: I'll read it at the next the next episode. Actually, okay,

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01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:11,479
Speaker 1: Well come back to mess so you can. You know

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01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:16,759
Speaker 1: you're the bad one here, the bad one. Bye. Mess

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