1 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:11,360 Speaker 1: All right, all right, we need no introduction because I 2 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: am speaking directly to the actual best fans of the 3 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 1: I AM Wrap Reports Stereo podcast. This is a prime 4 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: time premium podcast coming right at you, rough, rugged and raw, 5 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: commercial free, uninterrupted in prime time listen. I'm speaking to 6 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm speaking to my fucking family here. 7 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: You know what it is, your prime time premium I 8 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: AM Rapports stereo podcast subscribers. So let's just jump right 9 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: the funk into it. There are new premium prime time 10 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 1: subscribers will say this. This is the closest we have 11 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 1: to a live podcast. We record it, we put it 12 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: out a S A P. I am recording this to day, 13 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 1: January nine, two thousand and nineteen. So many different things 14 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,039 Speaker 1: to talk about. But the thing that's on the tip 15 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: of my tongue right now, and I'm gonna jump all 16 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 1: over the place. We have six Fox. On the last episode, 17 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,960 Speaker 1: I said we were gonna do six Fox. We didn't 18 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: do sick Fox. Um, and I have to say, I 19 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 1: am overwhelmed, completely overwhelmed with the amount of sick Fox 20 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 1: you sick Fox are sending me and I want it. 21 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: Don't stop. I'm not judging, but two thousand nineteen is 22 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: some sort of breakthrough year for six Fox. And I'm 23 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 1: gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. It takes a 24 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 1: toll on my psyche, It takes a toll on my soul. Okay, 25 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 1: it takes a toll on all of us. It takes 26 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:48,720 Speaker 1: a toll on Miles and Jordan's okay. And I'm sure 27 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: for the fans out there that are digging in the 28 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,279 Speaker 1: crates to find these sick Fox, it takes a toll 29 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: on you. But we are in this together. We are 30 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: in this together. We are gonna get into some super 31 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: duper sick Fox in this primetime premium podcast. But last 32 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 1: night Clay Thompson did something that was so crazy, again 33 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:15,679 Speaker 1: that sort of it's not being discussed, it's it's being 34 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 1: brought up on social media. But it should have been 35 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:21,360 Speaker 1: the headline sports thing of the day. It should have 36 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 1: been the headline sports a story of the day. Last night, 37 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: the Golden State Warriors played My New York Knicks in 38 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 1: Golden State. Golden State won the game like I don't know, 39 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,640 Speaker 1: it was like the first three quarters were closed and 40 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: the Golden State gonna do what Golden State does. I 41 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: didn't watch the last eight minutes of the game. I 42 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 1: was actually I went back and watched the first episode 43 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: of The Bachelor. I don't want to get sidetracked. Clay 44 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: Thompson scored forty three points and he only dribbled the 45 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: ball four times on his possessions of scoring forty three points. 46 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: The man scored forty three points dribbling the ball only 47 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: four times. Now, I don't know if people could really 48 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,920 Speaker 1: grasp and I'm not trying to talk down um, but 49 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: think about that. James hard and Steph Curry, Kevin Durant 50 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: nine percent of the time when they score basket, Russell Westbrook, 51 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: Kyrie irving most players, even Lebron was. He tweeted about this. 52 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: He posted something about this. Most of the time when 53 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: a player scores a basket, whether they're taking you to 54 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: the hoop or or their jibble dribble, dribble, dribble and 55 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: then shoot, they dribble the ball at least four times. 56 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: He scored forty three points. He only jibble the fucking 57 00:03:54,760 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: ball four times. He shot eighteen for twenty nine seven 58 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: three pointers. He did this before by scoring sixty points 59 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 1: with eleven rebounds. This is mainstream headline news. But for 60 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: some fucking reason, this gets overlooked. I don't I don't 61 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 1: understand it. I I don't understand how this is not 62 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:24,599 Speaker 1: like sort of spotlighted as the sports accomplishment definitely of 63 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,480 Speaker 1: last night and certainly the sports accomplishment of the day. 64 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 1: And Clay Thompson is so under the radar, so low key, 65 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: we barely ever hear him speak. I have a sneaky 66 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: suspicion he's a true blue, I mean, low key, stealth 67 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:44,039 Speaker 1: bombing stickman. That's sort of the word on the street. 68 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: But he's so under the radar. Allah Matt Dillon in 69 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,280 Speaker 1: the eighties and nineties, Matt Dillon put it down in 70 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 1: the eighties and nineties, and he did it all all 71 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,840 Speaker 1: below the radar. But we're not here to talk about 72 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 1: Maddie d and we're not here to talk about whether 73 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 1: or not Clay Thompson is a stickman. Um, we're witnessing 74 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:09,920 Speaker 1: greatness every night in the NBA, Um, Kyrie, Kevin Durant, 75 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 1: Steph James Harden, Lebron Donovan, Mitchell, Janice, uh Ante, mccombo, 76 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:22,840 Speaker 1: uh fucking Joel Embiide, Ben Simmons, all these guys and 77 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:26,720 Speaker 1: and what Clay Thompson does and what he did last night, 78 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 1: it rarely gets mentioned, and and and we need to 79 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 1: appreciate the greatness that is Clay Thompson. We need to 80 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,280 Speaker 1: appreciate the greatness that is the Golden State Warriors. Um 81 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: A lot of people can say, Oh, they're bandwagon, this, 82 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 1: oh their bandwagon. Let's appreciate it the same way. We 83 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: should appreciate the fucking Patriots while they're doing their thing. 84 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,040 Speaker 1: The same way we should appreciate Lebron James while he's 85 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,160 Speaker 1: doing there is thing, because these guys are not gonna 86 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 1: be around forever. If you want to be mad at 87 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: the Golden State Warriors greatness, be mad at the Sacramento 88 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 1: Kings for drafting Tyreek Evans instead of Steph Curry. Be 89 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 1: mad at the Minnesota Timberwolves for drafting Ricky Rubio instead 90 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: of Steph Curry. And then be mad for the Minnesota 91 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: Timberwolves following that draft by drafting Johnny Flynn instead of 92 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 1: Steph Curry in the same draft. This all happened in 93 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: the same draft. Do not be mad at the Warriors greatness. 94 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 1: We are witnessing fucking greatness. Okay, that was the two 95 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 1: thousand nine draft, Blake Griffin was number one. You know 96 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:43,679 Speaker 1: it was number two. Hashim has seem the beat. Remember 97 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 1: that fucking guy from Connecticut, he was the number two pick. 98 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: Be mad at the Grizzlies for making that fucking pick 99 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: instead of Steph Curry. Okay, be mad in two thousand 100 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 1: and eleven that the number two pick from Arizona was 101 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: Derek fucking Williams instead of Clay Thompson. Be mad that 102 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 1: the number six pick in the two thousand eleven draft 103 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: was Washington Wizards picking Jan Veasley from fucking the Czech Republic. 104 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: Don't be mad at the fucking Warriors. Yes, I would 105 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,320 Speaker 1: love to see these guys play for the Knicks. I'm 106 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 1: not a Golden State Warriors Dick Rider. We know how 107 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 1: I feel about the Golden State Warriors. I love them, 108 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: I funk with them. But we can't sit here and 109 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: ship on this team for being great. Enjoy it while 110 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 1: it's here, because if they win the championship this year, 111 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 1: I truly believe this is going to be the end. 112 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 1: Kevin Durant will leave the Golden State Warriors if they 113 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 1: win a championship and the Boogeyman is coming. Boogie Cousins 114 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: is coming on January eighteenth. That is the that is 115 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: the game. He's supposed to start playing for the Golden 116 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:05,920 Speaker 1: State Warriors this year. January eighteen is eleven fucking days away. 117 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 1: He's coming. Be mad at the rest of the NBA 118 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 1: for not signing Boogie Cousins. Do not be mad at 119 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 1: Steve Kerr. Do not be mad at the Golden State Warriors. 120 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 1: Appreciate this ship while it's happening in front of us, 121 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:24,640 Speaker 1: because the fucking revolution is being televised every single night 122 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,000 Speaker 1: in the NBA. I just want to say one other thing. 123 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,959 Speaker 1: Tristan Thompson was drafted number four, the same draft that 124 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:38,559 Speaker 1: Clay Thompson was drafted number eleven. You do the fucking math, Okay, 125 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,920 Speaker 1: would you rather now? Is that Tristan Thompson was very 126 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 1: instrumental in them winning their championship. Blah blah blah blah blah. 127 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 1: But I don't think Tristan Thompson will be in the 128 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 1: fucking Hall of Fame. And Clay Thompson's already. He could 129 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:55,200 Speaker 1: stop playing tomorrow and he will be in the Hall 130 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,680 Speaker 1: of Fame. Be mad at the Cleveland Cavaliers also appreciated 131 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:11,240 Speaker 1: while it's going down a podcast. So Brian Cranston and 132 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 1: Kevin Hart have a movie coming out. Brian Cranston plays 133 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 1: a wheelchair bound guys in a wheelchairs based on a 134 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:22,440 Speaker 1: true story. The movie is called The Upsides. Kevin Hart. 135 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,320 Speaker 1: Kevin Hart plays his uh guy who takes care of 136 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,400 Speaker 1: him because he's in a wheelchair. He's a rich guy. Bubble, 137 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,520 Speaker 1: I haven't seen the movie. I this is my instinct. 138 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:37,400 Speaker 1: This is my instinct, but I have the instinct because 139 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 1: a movie like this with a Brian Cranston and Kevin 140 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 1: Hart um rest asshore. They thought this was going to 141 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 1: be an Academy Award a film and it's coming out 142 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 1: this week, which means it didn't A lot of The 143 00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 1: point is a lot of times, um, when movies come 144 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 1: out in January, nine percent of the time, they're not 145 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:03,480 Speaker 1: as good as they, uh they thought they were gonna be. 146 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,480 Speaker 1: Because Brian Cranston is a kind of actor. If he 147 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:09,040 Speaker 1: does really well on film that you can consider him 148 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:12,439 Speaker 1: for a Best Actor nomination. And Kevin Hard, I'm sure 149 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,280 Speaker 1: it's a different part. It's more dramatic. I'm sure he thought, oh, 150 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:19,760 Speaker 1: this could be an Academy Award nomination. Whatever. There are people, 151 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:26,200 Speaker 1: there are people that have been up Brian Cranston's ass, 152 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 1: and Brian Cranston has how to defend himself for playing 153 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:35,760 Speaker 1: a quadriplegic. People are saying, why this is real? You 154 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,760 Speaker 1: can look this ship up. People are saying, why didn't 155 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 1: they get a real disabled actor to play the part. 156 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:47,440 Speaker 1: And Brian Cranston, who I've never met, who has the 157 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,960 Speaker 1: reputation in Hollywood for being a really, really, really nice guy, 158 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 1: He's apologized about this. He he's apologized um and defended himself. 159 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 1: And he said, and I quote and you know, I 160 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 1: don't like fact checking. We live in a world of criticism. 161 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:07,040 Speaker 1: If we're willing to get up and try something, we 162 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,720 Speaker 1: also have to be willing to take criticism. We're very 163 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:13,480 Speaker 1: aware of the need to expand opportunities, uh for people 164 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 1: with disabilities. Don't do it, Brian Cranston. Do not explain yourself. 165 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:24,200 Speaker 1: You're an actor, you're a star. This is a fucking business. 166 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:28,560 Speaker 1: It showed business. It should be called business show. You 167 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 1: don't have to explain yourself for why you got the 168 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: part to play the guy who stars in the movie 169 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,120 Speaker 1: as the quadriplegic. First of all, it's acting. It's not 170 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 1: a documentary. Second of all, no one complained when you 171 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:48,160 Speaker 1: played a science teacher who had cancer who became a 172 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,840 Speaker 1: meth dealer. Should they have gotten a real science teacher. 173 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,160 Speaker 1: Should they have gotten a real actor who had cancer, 174 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,160 Speaker 1: or should they have gotten a real actor who's an 175 00:11:56,160 --> 00:12:04,719 Speaker 1: actual meth dealer? This is unfucking believable. If I was 176 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:09,120 Speaker 1: Brian Cranston, I'm been like, suck my fucking dick. I'm 177 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,560 Speaker 1: that dude. I'm Walter White. I'm busting my ass in 178 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:16,200 Speaker 1: this business for forty fucking years. I'm the best man 179 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 1: for the part. I'm a star. I kicked ass on 180 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 1: Breaking Bad. Suck my fucking dick. I'm not explaining shit. 181 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:29,839 Speaker 1: I mean, this is acting. This is make believe. When 182 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,960 Speaker 1: they do they just they're coming out with Mary Poppins. 183 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:35,320 Speaker 1: What do you do? Then? Well, what do you do? 184 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,720 Speaker 1: Then should do? When they do a deep blue sea? 185 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,000 Speaker 1: When they do Jaws? Fuck it. We need real sharks. 186 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:45,840 Speaker 1: This is no longer acting. We need real sharks. There's 187 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,280 Speaker 1: gonna be people that are upset that they're not using 188 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,400 Speaker 1: real sharks. There are healthy sharks out there in the ocean. 189 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:53,880 Speaker 1: We need to get real sharks. Get the funk outta 190 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 1: here with this nonsense. Well, when there's a movie amount 191 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:01,599 Speaker 1: uh Afghanistan or Iraq, should we get real soldiers to 192 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 1: play Mark Wahlberg's part. I mean, what, what, what point 193 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,439 Speaker 1: does it stop? Give me a fucking break. Some people 194 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,600 Speaker 1: were saying, well, you know, sometimes they give disabled actors parts. 195 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 1: Great when they're the best person for the job, they'll 196 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,920 Speaker 1: be the best person for the job. Denzel Washington, he 197 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,679 Speaker 1: played a hurricane, a boxer in the movie Hurricane. Uh, 198 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,240 Speaker 1: fuck it, fuck it you, we need to get real 199 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,360 Speaker 1: boxers when there's boxing parts. Get the funk out of 200 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,839 Speaker 1: here with this. This is like an actual thing that 201 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 1: Brian Cranston actually had to acknowledge. This is ridiculous, This 202 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,640 Speaker 1: is insane, This is acting, This is make believe. This 203 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:45,280 Speaker 1: is what this guy does. He's the best for the job. 204 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:49,640 Speaker 1: He's qualified, He's a star. You can't just put anybody 205 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,319 Speaker 1: in the part of the star of a movie. People 206 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 1: want to come see Brian Cranston because he has a 207 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,600 Speaker 1: long legacy of where people love him from breaking bad, 208 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 1: people love him from his their parts show business, business, show, 209 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:08,800 Speaker 1: don't explain ship. This conversation is ridiculous and he's too nice. 210 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:18,120 Speaker 1: I would have told people to kiss my fucking ass. Now. 211 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 1: Last night, Dick Stain, Donald Trump spoke live from the 212 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,640 Speaker 1: Oval Office, and and we don't even need to go 213 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,360 Speaker 1: down that that road because because Dick Stain, uh, you 214 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,400 Speaker 1: know I feel about Dick Stain. You know, I want 215 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:37,200 Speaker 1: to talk about tonight, Chucky Chucky Schumer and Nancy Pelosi. 216 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:42,920 Speaker 1: We're worse than Dick Stain, Donald Trump. I'll say it. Listen. 217 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,760 Speaker 1: I'm not one of these people that are right or 218 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,360 Speaker 1: die for these freaks. Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi looked 219 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,000 Speaker 1: like they had all the blood sucked out of him. 220 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,240 Speaker 1: They looked like they never spoke in public before. They 221 00:14:56,240 --> 00:15:00,920 Speaker 1: looked like they were scared to death. They look shook 222 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:06,800 Speaker 1: on the yard. They looked crazy z. They literally looked 223 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,120 Speaker 1: like they were like like they were both going to 224 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,760 Speaker 1: shoot themselves and they were afraid to shoot themselves on 225 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,960 Speaker 1: live TV. Chuck Schumer looked like, you know, he looked 226 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,560 Speaker 1: I don't know where he came from. Where did he 227 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:23,440 Speaker 1: just come from? Where was it passes bedtime? I know 228 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,720 Speaker 1: it was like, I don't know, nine thirty ten o'clock 229 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,720 Speaker 1: Eastern time, is that way past your bedtime. Nancy Pelosi 230 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: was botoxed out of her fucking mind. Chuck Schumer and 231 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:38,360 Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi are the new Sid and Nancy. They looked 232 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 1: strong the fuck out And I'm a Democrat, Okay, I 233 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:49,160 Speaker 1: vote for these fucking people. Dick Stain looked crazy and 234 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,760 Speaker 1: Chucking Nancy look crazier. They went out of their way 235 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:56,760 Speaker 1: to find uh to to have their say after Trump spoke. 236 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,520 Speaker 1: And this is just just ridiculous. You think you you 237 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:05,200 Speaker 1: scored points, Chuck and Nancy, you you actually think that 238 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,600 Speaker 1: you you look good. You look crazy on the yard, 239 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 1: You look totally fucking uncomfortable, and you look like you 240 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 1: both needed to take a fucking nap. You look like 241 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,600 Speaker 1: you crawled out of bed, and you never spoke in 242 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 1: public before. It was a ship show from all three 243 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:25,560 Speaker 1: of them, Dick Stain and Chuck and Nancy stop. They 244 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 1: should just hire actors to go up there and talk 245 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,560 Speaker 1: for them, like get Siri, let's series speak for you, 246 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 1: like the iPhone thing or Alexa, because these people that 247 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 1: they just there's there's nothing soothing, there's nothing, um you 248 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,160 Speaker 1: can't relate to them. I don't care what side of 249 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,600 Speaker 1: the politics orre and you just can't relate to any 250 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,440 Speaker 1: of them. They all all three of them look fucking gonzo. 251 00:16:51,720 --> 00:17:02,400 Speaker 1: Miles play a little bit of that Quasimodo discipline. The 252 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,040 Speaker 1: record of the Day. I haven't done this recently, and 253 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,600 Speaker 1: I might have mentioned this record before, um throughout the 254 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,720 Speaker 1: years of the Iron Wrap or stereo Pockets, but I 255 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,640 Speaker 1: always come back to It's one of my favorite hip 256 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:20,200 Speaker 1: hop records ever. Um. The samples, the humor, the weed 257 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,240 Speaker 1: UM by mad Lib a k A. Quasi Modo. Um. 258 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,800 Speaker 1: If you never heard the record The Unseen by Quasimodo, 259 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:34,000 Speaker 1: downloaded by it, whatever the funk you do to get 260 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,560 Speaker 1: your music, listen to it all the way through. It's 261 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:40,159 Speaker 1: one of the last great true blue digging in the 262 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:46,240 Speaker 1: crate boom bap records. UM by mad Lib, the the 263 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:51,879 Speaker 1: very very very accomplished producer who is playing the character 264 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,240 Speaker 1: of Quasi Motive. It's just bugged out. UM. It's got 265 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: a great sense of humor and and the samples and 266 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 1: the musicality are are just bar none. I mean the 267 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,480 Speaker 1: sample I mean, this record is just it's just fun. 268 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:10,640 Speaker 1: It's dope, it's funky, it's jazzy, it's soulful, and it's 269 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,199 Speaker 1: true blue hip hop. And I've been rocking it all 270 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,120 Speaker 1: day today. So if you've never heard uh The Unseen 271 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,640 Speaker 1: by Quasimodo, but you should funk with that record. It's 272 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:24,160 Speaker 1: it's dope. It's just a I can't say enough about 273 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:28,840 Speaker 1: that record. Uh Quasimodo the Unseen, its claws with the 274 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,240 Speaker 1: pack up on it. I grew up in the vetas 275 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,320 Speaker 1: always dropped components, but you stuck get halfway one to 276 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:38,480 Speaker 1: jumped there down to try to get the massive hill LPs. 277 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,439 Speaker 1: That's the MC to raise. It's not a promo. So 278 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,960 Speaker 1: where's the photo of klass Moto. He's looking at the 279 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,240 Speaker 1: bet ready to attack black seas with me who drops 280 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,040 Speaker 1: the beast to make it stud? So I went to that. 281 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:54,240 Speaker 1: I went back to the doctor today to get another 282 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,840 Speaker 1: extensive e KG. It's not even calling me KG because 283 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 1: it was more extensive since my fainting, which was a 284 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: week ago, which I gotta I gotta be totally honest 285 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:07,040 Speaker 1: with you. That should freaked me out, Um, scare the 286 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,439 Speaker 1: ship out of me. And and obviously, like I said 287 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,560 Speaker 1: a few times already on the podcast, since then, I'm good. 288 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:19,800 Speaker 1: I'm fine. Um. I had a mild concussion somebody on 289 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:24,040 Speaker 1: Twitter said something that I might be uh concussed still 290 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:30,760 Speaker 1: because my comments about UH Steph Clay Thompson's forty three 291 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,800 Speaker 1: points with four dribbles. In my opinion, that's as incredible 292 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,680 Speaker 1: as Kobe Bryant's eighty three points in one game. I 293 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,159 Speaker 1: don't know who the dude was when he said you 294 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,480 Speaker 1: might be still concussed. Duke, I'm good. I like the 295 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,800 Speaker 1: sense of humor, but I'm good. Um. But just so 296 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,280 Speaker 1: you guys know, I am good. I feel fine. Um. 297 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,800 Speaker 1: I've went back to the doctor twice. UM, I got 298 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 1: another e k G on my heart, on my arteries arteries, arteries, 299 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,520 Speaker 1: arteries that go to the through my neck to get 300 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,320 Speaker 1: the circular demand anyway they they're there. I'm doing every 301 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:07,360 Speaker 1: single thing I can to to ensure that I'm healthy. UM. 302 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,359 Speaker 1: I know a few people have reached out to to 303 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,040 Speaker 1: double check on me. It means the world to me. 304 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:18,520 Speaker 1: If I ever, if something ever did happen to me, 305 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:23,560 Speaker 1: we will keep the ship coming. Okay, the Young Shooter 306 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:29,159 Speaker 1: Dean Collins UM has the the rights UH to work 307 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:34,520 Speaker 1: my Instagram account. Miles and Jordan's the dust Brothers, UH 308 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:38,280 Speaker 1: will keep the iron Rapports stereo podcast obviously would be 309 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,000 Speaker 1: we'd be done, but we keep it alive for the people, 310 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:44,600 Speaker 1: even in increments, and I will be coming back from 311 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,080 Speaker 1: the dead to talk shit somehow, some way because we 312 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:51,360 Speaker 1: have outtakes, we have stuff that's never been seen, never 313 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:55,640 Speaker 1: been used, and I'm sure people can cut, chop and 314 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,080 Speaker 1: and edit my voice to make the ship talking stay 315 00:20:58,119 --> 00:20:59,720 Speaker 1: a life, but I'm not planning to go. I'm forty 316 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,080 Speaker 1: eight year years old. I mean why I'm talking this way. 317 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,679 Speaker 1: The reason why I'm talking this way because when you 318 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,920 Speaker 1: faint and you land on your fucking head, it makes 319 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,760 Speaker 1: you think about these things. Because that ship was I'm 320 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,040 Speaker 1: just be honest, it was scary. But that being said, 321 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,560 Speaker 1: I'm fine, and I'm just sharing with you that health 322 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,679 Speaker 1: is everything. Uh, It's more important than than any single 323 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:22,960 Speaker 1: thing that we all concern ourselves about every single day. Obviously, 324 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,720 Speaker 1: we all want money in our pockets. We we want 325 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,639 Speaker 1: our our family taken care of, our bills paid. I 326 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,000 Speaker 1: get all that as well, but you can't do any 327 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:36,920 Speaker 1: of that if you are fucked up in the game, Okay, um, 328 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,440 Speaker 1: And I'm just ensuring that I am doing my very 329 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,080 Speaker 1: best to keep myself from being physically fucked up in 330 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:53,439 Speaker 1: the game Poka. Yes you hear the drums, That is 331 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,800 Speaker 1: the sick fuck of the Week theme song. And there 332 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: have been so many, Like I said, we are being inundated. Uh, 333 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,560 Speaker 1: there's like a cavalry of six fox that I mean. 334 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:10,199 Speaker 1: We're at July, We're at January nine, January nine, and 335 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,600 Speaker 1: truth be told, there are holdovers from two thousand and 336 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,160 Speaker 1: eighteen that I didn't even get to get to. Okay, Um, 337 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:21,399 Speaker 1: but today, right now, sick Funk of the Week, you 338 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,960 Speaker 1: know what it is as sick Funk of the week 339 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,399 Speaker 1: is a uh not just for anybody's an award that 340 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,120 Speaker 1: has earned, not given. He's an award that has earned, 341 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 1: not given. It goes out to a certain somebody where 342 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:35,200 Speaker 1: they what did the French say, A certain genese qua 343 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:41,119 Speaker 1: the first sick fuck of the week on this prime 344 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,639 Speaker 1: time premium podcast. And sometimes I say premium prime time podcast, 345 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:51,080 Speaker 1: sometimes I say podcast for premium subscribers in prime time, 346 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,080 Speaker 1: but it all equals up to p p P. This 347 00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:59,760 Speaker 1: guy will definitely be in the race for sick Funck 348 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,400 Speaker 1: of the Year. Um. I knew it when I heard 349 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:09,280 Speaker 1: about it. And Arkansas Policeman A deputy was called in 350 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,639 Speaker 1: for a dispute at a home. I don't even know 351 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,520 Speaker 1: what the dispute was. The whole thing's caught on video. 352 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,120 Speaker 1: A small dog. We ain't talking about a pit bull. 353 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,280 Speaker 1: We ain't even talking about like a wheezy sized dog. 354 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,119 Speaker 1: My dog. We're talking about like a small dog, probably 355 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:28,600 Speaker 1: thirty pounds. Wasn't going even at him, wasn't attacking him, 356 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,600 Speaker 1: was just barking in the vicinity five ft away. There 357 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,399 Speaker 1: was no situation. The whole thing is caught on video 358 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:42,160 Speaker 1: in Faulkner County. The sheriff, this piece of shit, this 359 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:48,600 Speaker 1: sick fuck, for no reason. There was nothing to be 360 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,520 Speaker 1: afraid of. There was no incident. The dog wasn't even 361 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:57,320 Speaker 1: going near him. Shot this beautiful little dog. The dog's 362 00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:04,240 Speaker 1: name is Recy's um. Somehow, some way, this dog lived. 363 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,240 Speaker 1: I don't know how the dog lived. The sheriff has 364 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:12,600 Speaker 1: been fired. He's a piece of shit. He is a 365 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 1: piece of ship. His name is Keenan Wallace. Again, the 366 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 1: whole thing is caught on video. If you don't believe me, 367 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,440 Speaker 1: look it up. Um. This guy will definitely I hate 368 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,240 Speaker 1: to play favorites, if I could use that term. But 369 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 1: there's no doubt in my mind that this guy will 370 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,880 Speaker 1: make it to the top ten of two thousand nineteen. 371 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,760 Speaker 1: And I know that's the lofty thinking, considering we're barely 372 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:41,000 Speaker 1: out of Week one of two thousand nineteen. But there 373 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:44,080 Speaker 1: I don't see how this guy will be forgotten or forgive. 374 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,040 Speaker 1: So that is the first sick fuck of the week. 375 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,400 Speaker 1: This policeman, this sick funck who's no longer a policeman 376 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,760 Speaker 1: because he got fired. Keenan Wallace, good, you pig up, 377 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,440 Speaker 1: you have to move. Uh the dog again is fine. 378 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: There was a go fund me set up. It's a chihuahua, 379 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Speaker 1: a fucking chihuahua. You shot a chihuahua. You're a scumbag. 380 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:15,280 Speaker 1: You're a sick fuck. Number two. In Chicago, a man 381 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:22,680 Speaker 1: through not one, not one, but two dogs off his balcony, 382 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,840 Speaker 1: killing one of them. He was in an argument with 383 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,720 Speaker 1: his girlfriend or his wife, yeah, her, her wife, his wife, 384 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,920 Speaker 1: and he said, and I quote, you love these dogs 385 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:41,240 Speaker 1: more than you love me. I'm going to kill these 386 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:46,640 Speaker 1: fucking dogs. And he threw them both off a balcony. 387 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:51,520 Speaker 1: One of the dogs somehow survived. Uh. The other dog died. 388 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:57,240 Speaker 1: This piece of shit in Chicago has been arrested right 389 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:02,679 Speaker 1: there in downtown Chicago. The guy's name is Gerald, with 390 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:07,520 Speaker 1: a J Gecki, jesseecki some ship like that j E 391 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 1: s k E. Lock him up, Lock this motherfucker up. 392 00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:18,920 Speaker 1: You threw two dogs off the balcony, You pig, you 393 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:24,240 Speaker 1: you are also a sick fuck. We had a lot 394 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,600 Speaker 1: of requests for this guy, a lot of requests this 395 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 1: this guy. This is one of the ones that and 396 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,600 Speaker 1: it was too good to be true. But in Salinas, California, 397 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:40,960 Speaker 1: a man who police have finally caught this guy for 398 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:46,679 Speaker 1: some reason, had to be on those good true blue 399 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,600 Speaker 1: gray skies. Might have been on that bath salt, although 400 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,439 Speaker 1: bath salt is more of a Florida thing. Thirty three 401 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:57,760 Speaker 1: year old man Roberto Royo went to an apartment complex 402 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,719 Speaker 1: for some reason, and you have to be on that 403 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:06,120 Speaker 1: good good ship to do this. He sat outside these 404 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,320 Speaker 1: people's doorbell they had one of these surveillance cameras, and 405 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:14,399 Speaker 1: licked the doorbell, licked the dinger. You know this, You 406 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,720 Speaker 1: know you're buzzing in the buzzer for three hours, three 407 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 1: fucking hours. Now, technically, this sick funck didn't harm anybody. 408 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:27,719 Speaker 1: He didn't harm anyone, but there were kids home, and 409 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,159 Speaker 1: and if he could lick a doorbell for three three hours, 410 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,479 Speaker 1: who knows what else he's capable of. As far as 411 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,680 Speaker 1: I'm concerned. As far as I'm concerned, what are you doing, Duke? 412 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,639 Speaker 1: Why the funk you lick in the doorbell? Why the 413 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,440 Speaker 1: fund do you lick in the doorbell for three hours? 414 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,359 Speaker 1: You sick fuck? At least put him in the tank, 415 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,800 Speaker 1: detox him, let's find out what he's on and get 416 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:56,679 Speaker 1: him off. At a S A P in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 417 00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:00,119 Speaker 1: the a s p c A the Animal k are 418 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,960 Speaker 1: in Control Team in Philadelphia was notified that a pot 419 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:11,960 Speaker 1: belly pig, a pot belly pig, was bound and beheaded 420 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,920 Speaker 1: and left on the side of the road in Philadelphia. 421 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,399 Speaker 1: He was left inside a dog crate. I don't know 422 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,399 Speaker 1: the person who left it. There is on the lamb. 423 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:28,359 Speaker 1: There's a pig killer in Philadelphia. Apparently this isn't the 424 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:32,680 Speaker 1: first time this has happened. It wasn't skinned, it wasn't parts, 425 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,560 Speaker 1: it wasn't like someone was eating it. This is a 426 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 1: vicious sick per Listen, I ain't no vegetarian, Okay, I 427 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,320 Speaker 1: ain't no vegetarian, and I don't want to get in 428 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,680 Speaker 1: the whole conversation with you. Ain't new vegetarian. You love pigs, 429 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,960 Speaker 1: Why do you eat them? My man, We're not having 430 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:53,840 Speaker 1: that conversation now. We're not having that motherfucker conversation now. Okay, 431 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat that bacon. Okay. I had such a 432 00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:01,560 Speaker 1: great cheeseburger for lunch day. It was fantasic stick, it 433 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:06,160 Speaker 1: was fantastic. Okay, But I'm killing no pigs. Put him 434 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,120 Speaker 1: in dog crates and leaving him on the side of 435 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,360 Speaker 1: the road. That's a sick fuck. Catch this person. This 436 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,320 Speaker 1: isn't the first time this person has done this kind 437 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:21,200 Speaker 1: of vicious, heinous crime. Lock him up in Vegas. There 438 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,680 Speaker 1: is a man hunt for I have to be honest. 439 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,760 Speaker 1: A very attractive sick fuck. She doesn't look like your 440 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:33,080 Speaker 1: normal sick fuck. A twenty one year old woman was 441 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:37,520 Speaker 1: caught on videotape running out of a nail salon after 442 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:42,120 Speaker 1: skipping out on her manicure bill. The woman in the 443 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:47,600 Speaker 1: nail salon tried to stop her, and this sick fuck, 444 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:53,040 Speaker 1: who apparently goes by the name of Crystal Whipple, is 445 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,840 Speaker 1: on the lamb. She's pretty, she looks like some sort 446 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,880 Speaker 1: of Instagram chick. She ran this woman over and killed. 447 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: She's a sick fuck. She's on the lamb, she's on 448 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:07,680 Speaker 1: the run. Lock her up, look her up, look her up, yep, 449 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:12,040 Speaker 1: and then lock her up. There it is, Oh yeah, 450 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,240 Speaker 1: this one a lot of a lot of requests also, 451 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:21,520 Speaker 1: and I have to be honest again, we're only uh 452 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:26,280 Speaker 1: January nine, but I can't see this not being in 453 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:31,160 Speaker 1: the top ten. The way things are going. Um, anything 454 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,400 Speaker 1: could happen because there's so many I'm gonna do as 455 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,480 Speaker 1: as much as I can on this uh prime time podcast, 456 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,080 Speaker 1: but there's so many sick funks that I'm not going 457 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,880 Speaker 1: to be able to get to that I wasn't even 458 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,640 Speaker 1: able to get to the other day because it's just 459 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 1: it's literally where and it can't stop, won't stop. A 460 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 1: sort of sick Funk of the Week frenzy. This happened 461 00:30:51,920 --> 00:31:00,920 Speaker 1: in Phoenix, in Phoenix, Arizona. Um again, uh many people 462 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,520 Speaker 1: sent this in. I can't give credit to one person. 463 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,760 Speaker 1: Of course, the sick Funk of the Week whisperer. He 464 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,800 Speaker 1: was first on the scene. I think my guy Paul 465 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:16,480 Speaker 1: Wall and then ten people sent us to me in Phoenix, 466 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:21,920 Speaker 1: Arizona in a Hacienda Healthcare, a place called Hassia in 467 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,040 Speaker 1: the healthcare. A woman who was in a vegetative state 468 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:31,320 Speaker 1: for fourteen years. A woman that was in a vegetative 469 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,800 Speaker 1: state for fourteen years. And I just want to say this, 470 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:40,960 Speaker 1: if there's any controversy ever about me, the gringo man Dingle, 471 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,600 Speaker 1: being in a vegetative state for over I don't know, 472 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:48,800 Speaker 1: a year. Pull the fucking plug. Pull the fucking plug. 473 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,600 Speaker 1: Do not keep me in a vegetative state for fourteen years. 474 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,280 Speaker 1: But let's not sidetrack here. The woman was in a 475 00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:00,560 Speaker 1: vegetative state for over fourteen years. Somehow, This is how 476 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,880 Speaker 1: strong the body is. This is the incredible nature of 477 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:11,200 Speaker 1: science and the human body. Some How, some way, this 478 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:15,920 Speaker 1: woman in a vegetative state gave birth to a baby. 479 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:22,520 Speaker 1: You understanding what I'm saying. She gave birth to a baby. 480 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:29,720 Speaker 1: She was sexually assaulted, raped by some sick fuck. They 481 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,360 Speaker 1: don't know who the funk did this. There's an investigation underway. 482 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:40,640 Speaker 1: Raped and gave birth to a baby in a vegetative state. 483 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:45,320 Speaker 1: They're gonna catch this person. And and this has to 484 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:49,200 Speaker 1: be the sickest fuck of two thousand nineteen. Again, I 485 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,640 Speaker 1: don't like to play favorites with these sick funs. But 486 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,520 Speaker 1: I don't see how someone is going to top this. 487 00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,160 Speaker 1: You you sexually violated a woman in a veget tat 488 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,400 Speaker 1: of state and then the woman had This is so 489 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 1: far out there. If you do not believe me, because 490 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,360 Speaker 1: I know this is like so way out there, look 491 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,440 Speaker 1: it up. Look it up to just look up. Woman 492 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,840 Speaker 1: in vegetative state gives birth to a baby. Just look 493 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,320 Speaker 1: it up. If you don't believe me, this is real shit. 494 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,600 Speaker 1: I this is fact checked ship again when we fact 495 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,720 Speaker 1: check at the Iron rapp por stereo pockets, it is 496 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,280 Speaker 1: against all of our wills. We we were not proud 497 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:32,600 Speaker 1: of fact checking here. We're actually shamed. I'm ashamed to 498 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,840 Speaker 1: myself that I whenever I fact checked. But we had 499 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,480 Speaker 1: to check this out because it's so nuts. The baby 500 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:42,480 Speaker 1: is alive and and well with a mother in a 501 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,880 Speaker 1: vegetative state and a father who raped the mother. This 502 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,720 Speaker 1: is way out there, dirty dark shit, but it's true. 503 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,520 Speaker 1: Sick funk of the year candidate, lock them up. Speaking 504 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,320 Speaker 1: of a sick funk of the year, uh The two 505 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,880 Speaker 1: eighteen Top sixteen sick Funk of the Year, the Preston, 506 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,480 Speaker 1: Idaho teacher who fed a puppy to a snapping turtle 507 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,880 Speaker 1: in front of his class. This is a science teacher 508 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:17,960 Speaker 1: was somehow, some way found not guilty. I don't know 509 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,959 Speaker 1: how this sick funck was found not guilty. Uh in Preston, Idaho. Um, 510 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 1: this is a science teacher, Robert Crossland. Uh. He was 511 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:34,480 Speaker 1: put on trial and because of the laws in this town, Uh, 512 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,960 Speaker 1: he was found not guilty. In the eyes of the 513 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,200 Speaker 1: Iron rapp War stereo podcast, You're not just guilty. You 514 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,680 Speaker 1: are a You will always go down in history. You 515 00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,680 Speaker 1: will always go down in history as a top sixteen 516 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:52,799 Speaker 1: six fuck of two thousand eighteen. So although the sick 517 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,280 Speaker 1: funcks and Presson Idaho lets you go, we will never 518 00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:03,719 Speaker 1: forget you. Animal. You Florida, you knew, you knew if 519 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,400 Speaker 1: I was gonna down the list, Florida was gonna come 520 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,640 Speaker 1: out of my mouth and Palm Beach, Florida, which has 521 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,479 Speaker 1: gotta be one of the top three capitals of six 522 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,760 Speaker 1: fox in just the state of Florida alone. Diana Seltzer, 523 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:22,319 Speaker 1: years old, was charged with battery uh A battery of 524 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,719 Speaker 1: a person over sixty five UH, two counts of aggregative 525 00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:32,520 Speaker 1: an assault with a deadly weapon. She became enraged and 526 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:37,200 Speaker 1: attacked and beat her parents, who refused to take her 527 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,759 Speaker 1: two out back steakhouse. Um, it wasn't the steak It 528 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,520 Speaker 1: wasn't the food at the outback steakhouse. We all know 529 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:50,480 Speaker 1: that outback steakhouse food just isn't that good. I like 530 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,280 Speaker 1: outback steakhouse if I'm on the road. It's fun place simple. 531 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:59,240 Speaker 1: But you beat your parents, you you beat both your parents. 532 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,000 Speaker 1: You at animal What were you on? That's the first question. 533 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:10,000 Speaker 1: What was this sick fuck on? Please tell me, Please 534 00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 1: tell me lock her up. I say sixty days in 535 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,480 Speaker 1: the hole in the can. I'm not saying she needs 536 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,160 Speaker 1: me be in solitary. You beat your parents, six ninety 537 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,759 Speaker 1: days in jail, or you get forty five days in solitary. 538 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:30,320 Speaker 1: Oh man. Finally, a fourteen year old. This came directly 539 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,279 Speaker 1: from the sick funk of the week whisper in Pike County, Mississippi. 540 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,839 Speaker 1: This is this is terrible. A fourteen year old sick 541 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:45,120 Speaker 1: fuck um has been arrested with the murder of her mom. 542 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:51,239 Speaker 1: The reason why she murdered her mom is because the 543 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:59,960 Speaker 1: mother took away her cell phone. A fourteen year old 544 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,439 Speaker 1: girl who looks like a regular fortune year old girl. 545 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,240 Speaker 1: She killed her mom because she took away her fucking 546 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,719 Speaker 1: cell phone. You gotta be careful out their parents. I'll 547 00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:15,359 Speaker 1: tell you why, because these kids are addicted to those 548 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,080 Speaker 1: cell phones. I'm addicted to those cell phones. Okay, but 549 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:23,600 Speaker 1: I'm forty eight. I didn't grow up addicted my entire life. 550 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,360 Speaker 1: It's like a crack baby. They are giving these kids 551 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:33,200 Speaker 1: phones iPads their entire life. They know nothing else. What 552 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:37,360 Speaker 1: happens when you take the needle away from the heroin addict. 553 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:41,200 Speaker 1: They go crazy. This is a sad story. It is 554 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,520 Speaker 1: a real story. And the crazy thing is it's not 555 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,520 Speaker 1: the first time we've We've brought up stories like this 556 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,680 Speaker 1: on the I M. Rapp Reports Stereo podcast award winning 557 00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:57,440 Speaker 1: sick Fuck of the Week segment Sad but True. I'm done. 558 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,840 Speaker 1: Listen Premium Prime Time I Am Rapp Reports Stereo Podcast. 559 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:06,359 Speaker 1: Check out that Quasimodo record The Unseen. You know where 560 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,640 Speaker 1: to find us. We'll be back Friday banging brand new 561 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,279 Speaker 1: I Am Wrapped Ports Stereo podcast. Plus I got the 562 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,160 Speaker 1: weise my man Polly Shore telling you know, Polly Shore 563 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:24,360 Speaker 1: needs to be considered right away for emergency induction into 564 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,759 Speaker 1: the stick Man Hall of Fame. Yo, my man, I 565 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:31,279 Speaker 1: asked him point blank, how many Playboy playmates do you 566 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,480 Speaker 1: think you were with? My man said, anywhere between ten 567 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:40,200 Speaker 1: and twenty actual playmates. He tells some crazy stories about 568 00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:44,719 Speaker 1: his run on MTV as an MTV v J as 569 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,439 Speaker 1: as his run uh you know, killing it. He grew 570 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,480 Speaker 1: up at the Comedy Store, his mom, who just passed away. 571 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,560 Speaker 1: She formed the Comedy Store, owned the Comedy Store. Tells 572 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,600 Speaker 1: great stories about hanging around all the comedians Richard Pryor, 573 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,000 Speaker 1: Red Fox, Drew Dice, Clay sam Kinison mentored him just 574 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:08,560 Speaker 1: great stories and emergency consideration for PAULI short to be 575 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,480 Speaker 1: inducted in the stick Man Hall of Fame, Yo, you 576 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,399 Speaker 1: know where to find me. I appreciate all the love 577 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,200 Speaker 1: and support. I appreciate all the input from all the fans, 578 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,799 Speaker 1: all the sick Fox, all the comments, all the criticism. 579 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,640 Speaker 1: Love it all the more the merrier. Miles Jordan, take 580 00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,920 Speaker 1: us out here with something real nice, some real proper, 581 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:49,960 Speaker 1: but most importantly, something real funky.