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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day Mornings. That's twenties only

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Speaker 1: on the new Hits one oh six point one. What hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Pedro Colin from dry Cleaning. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Jeff. Oh yeah, this is yeah. Hey Jeff, it's

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Speaker 1: a great day. Huh No, not really, I've been waiting

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Speaker 1: on my suit. Well, yeah, I know, I know you've

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Speaker 1: we've had your suit in here and that's why I'm calling.

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Speaker 1: But really, Jeff, I mean every day there's a little

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Speaker 1: bit of sunshine somewire. I have to disagree with you

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Speaker 1: because it's been it has been like a few months here.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, Jeff, you'll learn this about me. All right.

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Speaker 1: My name is Pedro, but around here people call me

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Speaker 1: positive Pedro. No bad days here. Hey, that's that's really good.

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Speaker 1: Good for you. But I need to get the suit

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Speaker 1: as soon as I can. Well, you sound like you're

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Speaker 1: a little upset. Well, all I want from you is

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Speaker 1: the suit. I don't want you to sit here and

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Speaker 1: judge me and tell me what I sound like when

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Speaker 1: I'm happy. This is my upset voice, okay, And you

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Speaker 1: don't want me to get more upset. Jeff, I didn't

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Speaker 1: know I had my work cut out for me today

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Speaker 1: giving you a call. It looks like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: this is sort of divine intervention. Dude. There is nothing

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Speaker 1: divine about you up my suit order. It is something

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Speaker 1: that I had a postpone my wedding because of COVID.

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Speaker 1: Is my wedding suit. I need to come pick it up. Now.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand me? I do understand you. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you do understand me because you're not doing You're

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Speaker 1: not giving me any customer service. What I need is

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Speaker 1: for you to tell me when I can come pick

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Speaker 1: up the suit. Yes, and I can do that because

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Speaker 1: we have a ton of options, because there's always options

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Speaker 1: here with positive pedro. So do you want the good

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Speaker 1: news or the great news? First? I want the great news,

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Speaker 1: which is when you're telling me to come pick this

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Speaker 1: thing up. Well, I'll just give you the good news

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Speaker 1: instead of the great news right away because we'll get

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Speaker 1: to the great news next. But the good news is

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Speaker 1: that we did slightly damage your suit while we were

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Speaker 1: dry cleaning it a little bit of a tear on

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Speaker 1: the pocket. How the hell is that good news? What

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Speaker 1: would pretty good news is when you tell me up?

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Speaker 1: All right, okay, Jeff, let me just stop you right there,

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Speaker 1: all right? For positive Pedro, there's never any bad news

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Speaker 1: on the good news and great news or you know,

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Speaker 1: if you don't like something, well, I don't even want

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Speaker 1: to say like right now, but if you don't like

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Speaker 1: someone's like, do you like it or do you love it? Like?

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Speaker 1: Would be the less positive of that, you know, So

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Speaker 1: the good news is the less positive part of the

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Speaker 1: the news that I almost said the B word. Do

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Speaker 1: you mean bad news? Is that what you're trying? No?

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Speaker 1: Well no, because that word, the B word, is not

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Speaker 1: in my vocabulary. Good news and great news that's all

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Speaker 1: we got for you today. So so give me the

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Speaker 1: great news. The great news is that what we're trying

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Speaker 1: to repair it. It started a fire in the laundry facility,

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Speaker 1: and um, we are going to have to ask you

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Speaker 1: to pick up some of that. Bill. I don't believe this,

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Speaker 1: so you're blaming my shute. I'm burning down your stupid place.

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Speaker 1: Both I want money back. I'm going to drive down

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Speaker 1: there right now. I think it would be great if

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Speaker 1: you drove down here. Then we could meet in person. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that sounds great. Let me know where you are. You're positive,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give you some great news, which is me putting my

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Speaker 1: fish in your play. Hey, that doesn't sound really great

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Speaker 1: at all. Well that's where you're gonna get you positive. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: then I'll tell you that this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: I'll just do that. What's a prank phone call? This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from the Jewil Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you. Oh my god, Yes, your fiance set

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Speaker 1: you up. She said that you're finally able to get

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Speaker 1: married and you've had your suit at the cleaner since

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Speaker 1: COVID started. Oh my god, I cannot believe she did that.

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Speaker 1: She told me to tell you to hurry up and

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Speaker 1: pick your seat up because it's been there for months.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties