Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after get ready for today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: But right now it is the nephews turn yet again
Speaker 1: with the prank phone called come on tell me all
Speaker 1: right here it is, y'all. Your baby got my baby name?
Speaker 1: Baby got what your baby got my baby name? So
Speaker 1: it's wrong with least Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
Speaker 1: uh Patricia, Patricia, Who is it? How you doing? Listen? Um,
Speaker 1: my name is Floyd. Floyd. I wanted to give you
Speaker 1: a call. Your your daughter, she will teens middle school?
Speaker 1: Right your name again? Okay? What can I do you? Well,
Speaker 1: like I said, your your daughter, she goes she do
Speaker 1: go to middle school, right yeah, okay, Now her name
Speaker 1: her name is Dereka. Why that okay, Well it's something
Speaker 1: wrong something no, no, no, nothing, know I mean, don't
Speaker 1: I don't mean the along you're nothing like that. But
Speaker 1: let me see what. Well, here's the situation. My daughter
Speaker 1: actually goes to middle school along along with with your daughter,
Speaker 1: and and it's it's a bit of a problem that
Speaker 1: that that has arisen that me and my wife just
Speaker 1: found out about some issue Derek and your baby in
Speaker 1: in some kind of like trouble or something. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: nothing like that. But I think you don't with nobody
Speaker 1: at that school. She don't mess with nobody. She owned
Speaker 1: the honor roll and everything. I don't have no problems
Speaker 1: out of Dereka. Okay, I don't let me know. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you, miss Patricia, what the problem is. See,
Speaker 1: my daughter name is Dereka so and it just blew
Speaker 1: me and my wife away that it was another Dereka
Speaker 1: that went to school. Okay, alright, I don't know too
Speaker 1: many Derecas. That's a unique name. That's cute, okay, right right,
Speaker 1: Well here's the problem me and my wife. Actually, you know,
Speaker 1: when it was time to name my child, we thought
Speaker 1: we was really picking a name that nobody would have
Speaker 1: a check out for their daughter. And to have another
Speaker 1: Dereka in the school that blew us away. And I
Speaker 1: guess the real reason why I'm trying to call you,
Speaker 1: Miss Patricia's see if if if there's something maybe we
Speaker 1: can work out, you know, maybe uh like your Dereka
Speaker 1: doesn't middle name or nicknames she can be called by
Speaker 1: in opposed to both of them being Dereka. You really
Speaker 1: wanted I try to be the only one with this name. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait, now you're calling me. Are you
Speaker 1: asking me to change my baby's name? Well, I mean
Speaker 1: you you ain't really got a legally change I mean,
Speaker 1: but just started calling us something else you know? No, No,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, So you naming police or something. Do
Speaker 1: you know how many and Louis's and Patricia's out there?
Speaker 1: What if I asked everything in the United States to
Speaker 1: change their name from Patricia? You know how crazy that is?
Speaker 1: And I understand that you must be on drugs. Not
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say is you know this, this
Speaker 1: is something that we really have. Our baby girl was
Speaker 1: this name and we didn't want nobody else to have this.
Speaker 1: So does your Dereka I have a middle name? She can?
Speaker 1: You know we're gonna call her Dereka like we've been
Speaker 1: calling you. Name your baby d d. Let's call your
Speaker 1: baby d d. N you change y'all, y'all change y'all
Speaker 1: baby name at the school. I'm not calling I'm not
Speaker 1: calling my name. I don't give you what you call it,
Speaker 1: but I'm not changing my baby name. Hey listen, okay, look,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to call you and handle us like adults,
Speaker 1: you know, but you've seen to see you're gonna push
Speaker 1: my fund and take me to another level. Honestly, you
Speaker 1: ain't calling me trying to handle us. It doesn't ask
Speaker 1: me to change my baby name. Called my baby something
Speaker 1: else at the school because y'all want your baby name
Speaker 1: to be Derek and the only Derek in the school.
Speaker 1: You know how many other kids at the damn school
Speaker 1: got the same name. I understand that, but for my
Speaker 1: baby girl, it ain't schools to be like that. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I'm schooling that baby girl. Ain't your way. But you
Speaker 1: know I'm not changing my baby damn name. Y'all calling
Speaker 1: y'all baby. Do you know what I'm trying to do
Speaker 1: is get it rectified that we can call you. Get
Speaker 1: my phone number. I know that school ain't good. You
Speaker 1: my number. I got your number. Don't worry about how
Speaker 1: I got it. The problem is that what we're talking
Speaker 1: about right now? If can we what can we start
Speaker 1: calling your child? I don't give it. I know that
Speaker 1: school ain't called number. Listen, ma'am. All I'm trying to
Speaker 1: do is thing out. What can we start calling your
Speaker 1: daughter Danner cutting that she's been doing. Call you and
Speaker 1: your wife Guy need to go down to the statistics
Speaker 1: office and get all there of the name. I kind
Speaker 1: you have the stut the kind of names beha, but
Speaker 1: more day to keep the same day name. Let's explain
Speaker 1: something of you. I've been trying to be calm with you.
Speaker 1: No show, But if you offering something else to call
Speaker 1: on and I'm gonna go, I'm gonna get all number.
Speaker 1: How do you get my number? Don't worry about how
Speaker 1: I got the number. Listen to what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: tell you. If you don't find another name, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start getting the kids to call your daughter something else.
Speaker 1: You'll get them to call my babby studding. Next I
Speaker 1: taught I'm with an embody who called my baby stop. Next,
Speaker 1: you're trying to change your baby names. I want my
Speaker 1: baby the name to beat the Derek down. Yeah, get him.
Speaker 1: It's my princess is supposed to be the only one
Speaker 1: named Derekay chain calling your baby something else at the school.
Speaker 1: I'm going out of these kids starting tomorrow at school
Speaker 1: calling your daughter else. I'm not staying. I'm just staring
Speaker 1: with you. Like this number. You hang him off my
Speaker 1: phone and don't come right now let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 1: You listen to me? What are you listening to me?
Speaker 1: I'm listening to you. What this is, Nephew Tommy from
Speaker 1: the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
Speaker 1: your girlfriend. Good. I'm gonna get huh wait oh oh yeah,
Speaker 1: girl ain't got ain't prak me on this? So sorry,
Speaker 1: sold Yes, I'm gonna give her. That is so I have.
Speaker 1: So sorry. You got my nerves bad this morning. Lord
Speaker 1: have mercy. Lord, I gotta kiss my breath. I got
Speaker 1: one more thing I gotta ask you, darling. One is
Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve the Morning Show. I listen
Speaker 1: to y'all every morning, crazy, crazy and not have mercy.
Speaker 1: Y'all got my blood pressure this morning. I love y'all.
Speaker 1: I listen to y'all show every morning. It's ignorant. That's
Speaker 1: just straight to leave you. I can't leave you, stupid
Speaker 1: jat stupid. I see you stupid, and I raise your
Speaker 1: stupid stupid you. Guys, are we get ready? August started?
Speaker 1: The thirty one is going down. The fool will be
Speaker 1: in town back by popular demand. I will be at
Speaker 1: Bethesda Blues and Jazz Supper Club, two shows Friday, two
Speaker 1: shows Saturday. Get to take us there on sale right now.
Speaker 1: Jump off your Labor Day weekend, take a little break
Speaker 1: from your barbecue and come hang out with the Nephew
Speaker 1: August thirty and thirty one and then Saturday, September of
Speaker 1: the seventh, Greenville, North Carolina at the Greenville Convention Center.
Speaker 1: The Nephew is coming to town, Greenville, North Calolaka. Alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: thank you. Up next, Today's Strawberry Letter