WEBVTT - How Much is an Elephant Worth?

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<v Speaker 1>Pushkin.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Paul Cavina, and I wrote I bought an elephant

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<v Speaker 2>to find out how to save them for Outside magazine,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's the story of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I don't really care about animals, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>love a prank, and there aren't a lot of organizations

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<v Speaker 1>professionally dedicated to pranking other than People for the Ethical

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<v Speaker 1>Treatment of Animals. So back in the summer of two thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>I called PETA and asked if there were any cool

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<v Speaker 1>pranks coming up I could join them on. They invited

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<v Speaker 1>me to enactme supermarket in Wilmington, Delaware. Wilmington is in

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<v Speaker 1>the heart of chicken raising country. When I got there,

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<v Speaker 1>they gave me this giant chicken suit and told me

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<v Speaker 1>to go inside the supermarket and to fix these little

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<v Speaker 1>stickers to all the raw chicken products. And the sticker

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<v Speaker 1>said warning, this package contains the decomposing corpse of a

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<v Speaker 1>small tortured bird. I went in and tried to put

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<v Speaker 1>as many stickers on packages as I could, which was

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<v Speaker 1>not easy with the fake chicken hands and the lack

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<v Speaker 1>of visibility from the big chicken eyes that were way

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<v Speaker 1>too high for me. And I yelled at my lines

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<v Speaker 1>like give a clock as best as I could, but

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<v Speaker 1>someone started making threatening bocking noises at me, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>when the police came. They started escorting me towards the exit.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got outside, this officer made me stand against

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<v Speaker 1>the wall and started taking pictures of me, some of

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<v Speaker 1>them with my chicken head on. I was nervous that

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<v Speaker 1>these were mugshots, but they were just for the personal

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<v Speaker 1>use of the police officers. So I've done my part

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<v Speaker 1>for the animal movement, but not nearly as much as

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<v Speaker 1>today's guest Paul Kvinta. Writing is hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's got that kind of time when you're already busy

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<v Speaker 3>trying to be you all stand so it turns on

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<v Speaker 3>a mic. Maybe the twiddles nap because a journalist trand

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<v Speaker 3>has got in that juble job outories single story. Just listen,

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<v Speaker 3>smart people speak, conversation, film and information. It's a story.

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<v Speaker 1>UK. I once ate a five hundred dollars dinner alone

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<v Speaker 1>at a restaurant called Elnea in Chicago and put it

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<v Speaker 1>down on my expense report for Time Magazine as dinner

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<v Speaker 1>with Bruce Willis. For his article for Outside Magazine, Paul

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<v Speaker 1>Covinta bought an elephant. I cannot imagine what he wrote

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<v Speaker 1>down on his expense report. Paul, thanks for coming on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the second time we've had you on the show. Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 2>Well thanks, I'm glad to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>This story is even crazier than the last one. When

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<v Speaker 1>I first read the title I bought an elephant, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was like an exaggeration just to get me

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<v Speaker 1>to read the piece, but it is not. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an understatement because you bought two elephants. Why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you brag about buying two elephants in the headline?

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<v Speaker 2>I should have.

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<v Speaker 1>So the story starts in Laos and there's a seven

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<v Speaker 1>forty seven that's landed at the airport at midnight bound

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<v Speaker 1>for Dubai and it's picking up some very unusual cargo.

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<v Speaker 2>There were sixteen elephants, and Dubai was putting together a

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<v Speaker 2>new Safari park and they needed elephants. And there are

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of wealthy countries now including the Ua China,

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<v Speaker 2>who are creating new zoos and they need animals for

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<v Speaker 2>those zoos.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you even get elephants on an airplane like

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<v Speaker 1>they would just tear the place up.

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<v Speaker 2>No, So they had some specially made crates and they

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<v Speaker 2>were going to put the elephants in the crates and

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<v Speaker 2>then put the crates on the plane. These elephants had

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<v Speaker 2>been staged outside of the capital of Laos Vntien, and

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<v Speaker 2>this was all going to take place under cover of darkness.

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<v Speaker 2>Those elephants were going to be moved by big trucks

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<v Speaker 2>to the airstrip and put on this plane. That was

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<v Speaker 2>the plan. But you know, as these things go, there

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<v Speaker 2>was there's a lot of you know, dark money floating around.

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<v Speaker 1>This is all illegal, illegal under Laosian law or international law.

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<v Speaker 2>Under Laos law, that's correct. And apparently the Zoo and

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<v Speaker 2>Dubai had sent middlemen to negotiate with these mahoots in

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<v Speaker 2>these elephant owners in Laos and they had, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>reached all sorts of under the table deals. Well, somebody

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get their payments. Somewhere along the line, somebody complained

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<v Speaker 2>about us right, complained about this to officials. We don't

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<v Speaker 2>know exactly what happened, but literally, as this was about

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<v Speaker 2>to go down, suddenly all these officials appear. The elephants

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<v Speaker 2>get confiscated, they don't make it to the airport, and

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<v Speaker 2>everything falls apart, and then the president of Laos makes

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<v Speaker 2>the statement saying we will never part with our elephants,

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<v Speaker 2>and how could this have happened?

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<v Speaker 1>And Laos is like a global hub for wildlife tracking

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<v Speaker 1>like ivory and rhino horn. It is what is going

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<v Speaker 1>on with that country.

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<v Speaker 2>The institutions of Laos aren't particularly strong. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of corruption in the government. And if you have money,

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<v Speaker 2>you can do do a lot of things in Laos.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nearby countries that now have a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>And you said that when these countries get money, they

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<v Speaker 1>tend to like build these lavish zoos. Is that something

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<v Speaker 1>you do when you get rich as a society, like

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<v Speaker 1>build the world's tallest building and build zoos?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess so, I don't know, or send people to

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<v Speaker 2>outer space, right right? China is building a lot of zoos,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of aquariums. People have disposable income, they want

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<v Speaker 2>to you know, different kinds of entertainment and zoos and

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<v Speaker 2>aquariums would fall into that category.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. And the reason there are all these elephants in

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<v Speaker 1>Laos that are kind of available is this unintended consequence

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<v Speaker 1>of a law to protect the environment there, right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Laos traces its history to the fourteenth century kingdom of

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<v Speaker 2>lang Zeng, which means land of a million elephants. So

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<v Speaker 2>there's always been a ton of elephants in Laos. They

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<v Speaker 2>are just a celebrated species there historically, but now the

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<v Speaker 2>country has only eight hundred elephants. Half of those are wild,

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<v Speaker 2>half are domesticated. In twenty sixteen, Lao ban the export

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<v Speaker 2>of unprocessed timber and elephants and their mohots had really

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<v Speaker 2>been the backbone of that industry. So when that was

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<v Speaker 2>banned and suddenly you had all of these unemployed elephants

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<v Speaker 2>and unemployed mohots, So that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Been one of the hoots. Are the people that have

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<v Speaker 1>for I guess centuries trained elephants to do things including

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<v Speaker 1>logging which is now correct, which is now illegal, to

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<v Speaker 1>protect the forests or.

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<v Speaker 2>To protect the forest And yes, as you say, the

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<v Speaker 2>irony is that those owners are much more you know,

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<v Speaker 2>there's an incentive for them to now sell their elephants,

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<v Speaker 2>and so they're doing it to these people in China

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<v Speaker 2>who are trying to create these zoos.

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<v Speaker 1>And I imagine the mohots, the people that train these

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<v Speaker 1>elephants are not happy about having their way of life

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<v Speaker 1>destroyed and having to sell these elephants because they're like

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<v Speaker 1>spiritual creatures in Laos.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>As part of this Buddhist belief, people have thirty two souls,

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<v Speaker 2>and the only other creatures that also have thirty two

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<v Speaker 2>souls or elephants.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think I have one soul thirty two.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exhausting just to think about how many souls do

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<v Speaker 1>you think you have? I have?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I've got a lot, Joel, five hundred souls.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a hundred lives to live through all these things.

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<v Speaker 1>I have not done reporting like this. Okay, So they

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<v Speaker 1>have these sixteen elephants that are not going to Dubai.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a lot of free time in their hands

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<v Speaker 1>now as elephants. What are they going to do with them?

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<v Speaker 2>These elephants end up at this wonderful place in Laos

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<v Speaker 2>called the Elephant Conservation Center, and.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like a forest somewhere. Can you pay to

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<v Speaker 1>go there? You can?

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<v Speaker 2>You can, Tourists can go, and in fact, they were

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<v Speaker 2>there when I spent time there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's starting to sound a lot like a zoo.

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<v Speaker 2>That's funny. It's not caged in at all like a zoo.

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<v Speaker 2>They basically live in the forest, but they always keep

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<v Speaker 2>tabs on them. And if you're a paying tourist, you

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<v Speaker 2>can go and you stay in this sort of not

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<v Speaker 2>fancy lodge and and you can you know, get guided

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<v Speaker 2>out into the forest and where you can see these elephants,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, drinking at the riverside or the mood is

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<v Speaker 2>bathing them in the river. So it's not a zoo,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not completely wild either, it's somewhere in between.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's run by this young kind of American woman

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<v Speaker 1>who's twenty five, and she has this sort of crazy

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<v Speaker 1>idea right.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So her name is Chrissantha Pinto. She is a

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<v Speaker 2>scientist from the United States. And so what she wants

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<v Speaker 2>to do, or wanted to do, is, can we take

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<v Speaker 2>these elephants we have here at the Elephant Conservation Center.

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<v Speaker 2>These are all, you know, formerly these are all domestic elephants.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't know each other for the most part. Can

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<v Speaker 2>we put five of them together and create a herd?

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<v Speaker 2>Now in the wild jowl an elephant herd is made

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<v Speaker 2>up of adult females and they're young, so no one's

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<v Speaker 2>ever really tried to just sort of slap together a

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<v Speaker 2>herd of elephants that don't otherwise know each other. People

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<v Speaker 2>have attempted in other Asian countries to introduce domestic elephants

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<v Speaker 2>into the wild, and none of those efforts have really succeeded.

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<v Speaker 1>The Queen of Thailand did it, right, That's.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, she did. They put together, you know, a handful

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<v Speaker 2>of elephants, put them out in the wild, and these

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<v Speaker 2>elephants suddenly just you know, roamed everywhere and did not

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<v Speaker 2>stay together as or herd, and you're just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like attacked people's houses and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Right exactly. Yeah, So that's one of the concerns is

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<v Speaker 2>that there'll be this human elephant conflict. They'll trample crops,

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<v Speaker 2>they'll run over houses, they'll stomp on people. Chrysantha Pento

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<v Speaker 2>at the Elephant Conservation Center in Lause. When she decided

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<v Speaker 2>how am I going to put together an elephant heard

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<v Speaker 2>she started with three of the elephants that had been

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<v Speaker 2>bound for Dubai. One was an older female and one

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<v Speaker 2>was a young a young elephant, a young male elephant,

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<v Speaker 2>a five year old and another adult who sort of

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<v Speaker 2>served as the doting aunt. So Chrissantha started with those

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<v Speaker 2>and then she added another female, and then she also

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<v Speaker 2>added a fifth adult female elephant and these were the

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<v Speaker 2>This was the herd that she watched for months there

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<v Speaker 2>at the Elephant Conservation Center. And you know, Joel, all

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<v Speaker 2>this drama unfolds inside this elephant herd. You know, the

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<v Speaker 2>three elephants don't like one of the other females. They

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<v Speaker 2>you know, they they kick at her and whatnot. And

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<v Speaker 2>then when the little guy, when the little elephant, the

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<v Speaker 2>little male elephant, gets upset, what all the females do

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<v Speaker 2>their mothering instinct is to reach their trunks in uh

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<v Speaker 2>to his growing area, because then they can somehow by

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<v Speaker 2>doing that, discern what his stress level is. So Chris,

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<v Speaker 2>every time, every time the little guy got upset and

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<v Speaker 2>started crying, you know, these four mother figures would come

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<v Speaker 2>in and you know, touches growing with their trunks.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, they like wrap their trunks around the young elephant's

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<v Speaker 1>penis to see if he is upset.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 4>And when they did this, Chrisophatch, that was awesome. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>this this meant that they cared, you know, and they

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<v Speaker 4>you know that this was another one more clue that

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<v Speaker 4>they were going to stick together in the wild hopefully.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is not awesome. This is going to send

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<v Speaker 1>these elephants into elephant therapy for the rest of their life.

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<v Speaker 1>But does this work with humans?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we not shy that?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea. My mother certainly didn't do this

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<v Speaker 2>with me, Joel. If that's what you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Asking, your trip to this elephant conservation center sounds kind

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<v Speaker 1>of amazing. First of all, you're meeting all these mahoots

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<v Speaker 1>and what are they like?

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<v Speaker 2>So uh, these five elephants that we set free into

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<v Speaker 2>non Fui National Park, each of them came with a

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<v Speaker 2>mahout that had known these elephants pretty much all their lives.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost These men were amazed, and they were all guys.

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<v Speaker 2>They were amazing. I'll give you an idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>There was another a British guy, a guy named Mike Foulshaw,

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<v Speaker 2>who also worked at the Elephant Conservation Center. There were

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<v Speaker 2>times when I was with this group of people, me, Mike, Chysantha,

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<v Speaker 2>the Mohoots, the elephants, when Mike would say, well, the

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<v Speaker 2>GPS says we should go this way, and the mohots.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the moots said I've got a GPS. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got two and he pointed to his head and he

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<v Speaker 2>pointed to his heart, and he would say, yeah, we're not,

0:13:26.104 --> 0:13:28.584
<v Speaker 2>we're not. We're not listening to your GPS, Mike Felshot,

0:13:28.624 --> 0:13:31.864
<v Speaker 2>We're going that way, you know. And these guys just knew.

0:13:31.864 --> 0:13:33.544
<v Speaker 1>And they'd be right, like he'd say it. We took

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<v Speaker 1>an hour, and they'd get there in like ten minutes, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the first day we spent all day out

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<v Speaker 2>in the wilderness. We'd come back to camp. These guys,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, with their pocket knives, had created a table, chairs,

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<v Speaker 2>a whole lean to to cover up all of our tents.

0:13:48.664 --> 0:13:50.344
<v Speaker 2>They had gone into the river and caught all these

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<v Speaker 2>frogs for us to eat for dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Dinner that night.

0:13:53.744 --> 0:13:56.064
<v Speaker 2>I mean, these guys are just incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>So they walked in with no food and they made

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<v Speaker 1>you a whole like dinner. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay. And

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<v Speaker 1>the mohots are like flying through this place, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>struggling to keep up with them, I assume.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me and Chrysantha actually are having a hard time

0:14:09.624 --> 0:14:11.944
<v Speaker 2>keeping up with these guys. They're they're you know, climbing

0:14:11.984 --> 0:14:15.064
<v Speaker 2>up you know, these really steep hills. Were halfway up

0:14:15.064 --> 0:14:19.344
<v Speaker 2>this cliff, and Chrissantha realizes she has a leech in

0:14:19.424 --> 0:14:25.384
<v Speaker 2>her groin and she's she screams out, Ah, it looks

0:14:25.384 --> 0:14:28.064
<v Speaker 2>like I'm on my period. So she was upset, and

0:14:28.104 --> 0:14:30.024
<v Speaker 2>you know, I had leeches all over me, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was it was tough going, that's for sure, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So it goes pretty well. It seems like with the

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<v Speaker 1>elephants in the conservation center.

0:14:37.624 --> 0:14:41.784
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Chrissantha saw things that she thought was was quite hopeful.

0:14:42.144 --> 0:14:46.344
<v Speaker 2>The elephants were mostly staying together after I left. I

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<v Speaker 2>later learned during that three month span when I spoke

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<v Speaker 2>with Chrysantha, that male elephant started developing a relationship with

0:14:55.544 --> 0:14:58.424
<v Speaker 2>some of these female elephants, which again she considered a

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<v Speaker 2>very good thing. So it went pretty well.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like love Islands for elephants.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what it is. I should have titled my

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<v Speaker 2>story love Island for Elephants.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, you I should have told your story. I

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<v Speaker 1>bought two elephants. When we come back, Paul's going to

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<v Speaker 1>a zoo in China to try to buy his elephants.

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<v Speaker 1>But first today's sponsor has an incredible offer on some

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<v Speaker 1>ivory tusks. Okay, So then you go to China to

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<v Speaker 1>this city kun Ming, and you've gone there to go

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<v Speaker 1>look at a zoo, right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. So after I spent time with on this

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<v Speaker 2>experiment of reintroducing these domestic elephants into the wild, I

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<v Speaker 2>connected up with an investigative filmmaker named Karl Aman. He's

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<v Speaker 2>a Swiss guy and he has documented different sorts of

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<v Speaker 2>animal trafficking all over the world. What's he like that

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<v Speaker 2>has these sort of sleepy eyelids? And he the person

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<v Speaker 2>who comes to mind to me when I think of

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<v Speaker 2>Carl as Peter Falk playing Colombo, got it, this kind

0:16:10.584 --> 0:16:14.184
<v Speaker 2>of frumpy guy who maybe you don't expect a lot

0:16:14.224 --> 0:16:16.984
<v Speaker 2>out of, you don't realize he's a really good investigator.

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<v Speaker 2>And Carl had identified two different business groups. One was Chinese,

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<v Speaker 2>another one was Laotian, and these two groups had been

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<v Speaker 2>steadily trafficking elephants out of Laos into China. And so

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<v Speaker 2>at one point Carl contacted the Laotian company pretending to

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<v Speaker 2>be a Western man who was going to start a

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<v Speaker 2>new zoo in Guangzhou, China. And so he asked these

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<v Speaker 2>this Laotian business, you know, how much can you get

0:16:47.624 --> 0:16:49.744
<v Speaker 2>me elephants? And how much would I be paying for them,

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<v Speaker 2>and so he started this relationship with this Laotian company

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<v Speaker 2>and what he learned from them was that very recently

0:16:56.624 --> 0:16:59.744
<v Speaker 2>they had just sent elephants, you know, illegally out of

0:16:59.824 --> 0:17:04.344
<v Speaker 2>Laos into China, and Carl learned which zoo they had

0:17:04.384 --> 0:17:07.184
<v Speaker 2>gone to, and if we could confirm that those elephants

0:17:07.224 --> 0:17:10.584
<v Speaker 2>were at that zoo, we would have documented this illegal

0:17:10.664 --> 0:17:13.544
<v Speaker 2>trade from Laos to China of these elephants.

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<v Speaker 1>So I know that Carl is pretending that he's starting

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<v Speaker 1>a zoo in China. Are you there as do you

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<v Speaker 1>tell them you're a journalist, Do you tell them that

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<v Speaker 1>you're working with Carl or what do you tell them

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<v Speaker 1>you're there for?

0:17:24.704 --> 0:17:27.704
<v Speaker 2>Carl and I are basically working under cover. We are

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<v Speaker 2>pretending to be a pair of Western businessmen who are

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<v Speaker 2>starting a zoo in Guangzhou, China, And so we are

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<v Speaker 2>out looking to purchase elephants, and you know, we've been

0:17:40.664 --> 0:17:43.464
<v Speaker 2>told that this particular zoo has some elephants, and we

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<v Speaker 2>want to see if we can buy some of those

0:17:45.064 --> 0:17:48.064
<v Speaker 2>elephants and how much they'll they'll they're going to charge us.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I went with Carl to this zoo and

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<v Speaker 2>that was a really trippy thing. Do you know much

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<v Speaker 2>about Chinese zoo's Joel?

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<v Speaker 1>If I had a dollar for every time someone asked

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<v Speaker 1>me that question, you know, no, what's a Chinese zoo?

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<v Speaker 2>Like a Chinese zoo, the relationship between the paying customers

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<v Speaker 2>and the animals is quite different from what we have

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<v Speaker 2>here in the United States. So, for example, there would

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<v Speaker 2>be these enclosures of predators, big big enclosures of tigers

0:18:17.264 --> 0:18:21.984
<v Speaker 2>and lions and bears and oh my, and you could

0:18:21.984 --> 0:18:23.744
<v Speaker 2>buy a ticket, and Carl and I did this. We

0:18:24.104 --> 0:18:26.424
<v Speaker 2>bought a ticket and a little mini bus can drive

0:18:26.504 --> 0:18:29.984
<v Speaker 2>you through these enclosures and you can buy food skewers

0:18:30.024 --> 0:18:33.624
<v Speaker 2>of raw chicken or just a live chicken, and you

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<v Speaker 2>can hold it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Stick it through.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, these little buses they're covered in wire mesh.

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<v Speaker 2>Why because you're going to drive into where the lions

0:18:43.504 --> 0:18:45.704
<v Speaker 2>and the tigers live. And then you can stick your

0:18:45.704 --> 0:18:48.264
<v Speaker 2>little skewer through a hole and it's got raw chicken

0:18:48.304 --> 0:18:51.424
<v Speaker 2>on it. And you could buy a whole cow where

0:18:51.464 --> 0:18:56.064
<v Speaker 2>this hydraulic lift would would then send the cow down

0:18:56.584 --> 0:18:59.784
<v Speaker 2>a ramp and the tiger cow a live cow, and

0:18:59.824 --> 0:19:03.224
<v Speaker 2>forty tigers would just like descend on this cow. And

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<v Speaker 2>rip it to shreds. So that's just that that's a

0:19:06.304 --> 0:19:06.944
<v Speaker 2>Chinese zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah wait, so it's like a zoo, but it's also

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<v Speaker 1>like an amusement park. What is this?

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<v Speaker 2>I would call it an interactive zoo. So with the elephants,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is a very popular part of any Chinese zoo.

0:19:22.384 --> 0:19:24.624
<v Speaker 2>You go see the elephant show, and so these five

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<v Speaker 2>elephants come trotting out and they're wearing these really fancy outfits.

0:19:28.904 --> 0:19:30.304
<v Speaker 1>What's a fancy elephant outfit?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's got decked out and robes and spangles

0:19:33.824 --> 0:19:37.504
<v Speaker 2>and mangles and all sorts of glittery whatnots, and these

0:19:37.624 --> 0:19:41.064
<v Speaker 2>mohoots or these elephant trainers come out there with them,

0:19:41.104 --> 0:19:43.064
<v Speaker 2>and then they roll out the soccer ball and the

0:19:43.104 --> 0:19:45.544
<v Speaker 2>elephants play soccer, you know. And then they bring out

0:19:45.544 --> 0:19:48.184
<v Speaker 2>the paints and the easels and the elephant's paint pictures.

0:19:48.184 --> 0:19:50.264
<v Speaker 2>They've been taught how to paint a picture. And or

0:19:50.304 --> 0:19:52.784
<v Speaker 2>then someone will volunteer from the crowd to come out.

0:19:52.864 --> 0:19:54.864
<v Speaker 2>Someone will go out and the elephant will give it

0:19:54.864 --> 0:19:57.464
<v Speaker 2>a quote unquote massage where the person lays down the

0:19:57.464 --> 0:19:59.784
<v Speaker 2>elephant and take its big giant foot and kind of

0:19:59.824 --> 0:20:02.344
<v Speaker 2>tap along the back of the person, and the elephants

0:20:02.384 --> 0:20:04.824
<v Speaker 2>will dance and they'll spin around and they'll just do

0:20:05.224 --> 0:20:07.944
<v Speaker 2>all sorts of stuff. And then after the show's over,

0:20:08.504 --> 0:20:11.224
<v Speaker 2>we just kind of wander backstage go to the elephant

0:20:11.304 --> 0:20:14.064
<v Speaker 2>enclosure area. When someone says, well, what are you doing?

0:20:14.104 --> 0:20:16.424
<v Speaker 2>We explained, and we have a woman there working with us,

0:20:16.464 --> 0:20:20.224
<v Speaker 2>traveling with us, who's serving as our interpreter. Her name

0:20:20.264 --> 0:20:23.664
<v Speaker 2>is b. B explains that these are these two Western

0:20:23.664 --> 0:20:26.344
<v Speaker 2>businessmen starting a zoo in Guangzhou. They want to see

0:20:26.344 --> 0:20:28.784
<v Speaker 2>the elephants, and people say, oh, yeah, have a look.

0:20:28.824 --> 0:20:31.664
<v Speaker 2>So we go back and we there's these eleven elephants

0:20:31.904 --> 0:20:34.544
<v Speaker 2>in this enclosure and there's a guy back there who's

0:20:34.624 --> 0:20:37.144
<v Speaker 2>training them. So we watch this guy teach an elephant

0:20:37.184 --> 0:20:40.104
<v Speaker 2>how to shoot baskets with a basketball. We start talking

0:20:40.104 --> 0:20:43.304
<v Speaker 2>to him at length and he starts telling us, oh, yeah,

0:20:43.384 --> 0:20:45.504
<v Speaker 2>you know, these elephants came from this place, in this place,

0:20:45.504 --> 0:20:48.504
<v Speaker 2>in this place. Not only that, we developed a relationship

0:20:48.584 --> 0:20:51.384
<v Speaker 2>with this guy going forward, and we were able to

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<v Speaker 2>learn things like, for example, as I pointed out earlier,

0:20:54.784 --> 0:20:58.544
<v Speaker 2>it's illegal to sell an elephant a Laosian elephant to

0:20:58.944 --> 0:21:02.064
<v Speaker 2>export it out of the country. So what was happening

0:21:02.384 --> 0:21:06.384
<v Speaker 2>was false lease papers were being drawn up and it

0:21:06.464 --> 0:21:09.104
<v Speaker 2>was being made to appear that these elephants would be

0:21:09.344 --> 0:21:12.104
<v Speaker 2>least to this zoo in China for ten years or whatever.

0:21:12.424 --> 0:21:15.744
<v Speaker 2>But in fact this guy was able to tell us that, Yeah, basically,

0:21:15.744 --> 0:21:18.304
<v Speaker 2>that's all bullshit. Like you know, when you fork over

0:21:18.384 --> 0:21:21.704
<v Speaker 2>your twenty thousand or eighty thousand dollars for your elephant,

0:21:22.064 --> 0:21:24.944
<v Speaker 2>that's it. You know that elephant's not coming back.

0:21:25.504 --> 0:21:27.824
<v Speaker 1>Wait, it's legal to lease an elephant, but not to

0:21:27.864 --> 0:21:30.744
<v Speaker 1>buy one. I think that's weird.

0:21:30.744 --> 0:21:31.904
<v Speaker 2>I think that's the case.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a weird loophole. Yeah, of elephant buying. Yeah, then

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<v Speaker 1>you travel to Boten, which is a town in Laos

0:21:40.664 --> 0:21:43.104
<v Speaker 1>right on the border with China. And why are you

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<v Speaker 1>going there?

0:21:43.984 --> 0:21:47.264
<v Speaker 2>We're told that Boten is the crossing point these elephants

0:21:47.384 --> 0:21:50.424
<v Speaker 2>are being shipped out of the country. And what we

0:21:50.504 --> 0:21:53.584
<v Speaker 2>learn is that sometimes these elephants travel by truck out

0:21:53.624 --> 0:21:57.104
<v Speaker 2>of the country and they actually go through the Laotian

0:21:57.144 --> 0:21:59.344
<v Speaker 2>and then the Chinese border agents, and you know, through

0:21:59.464 --> 0:22:01.664
<v Speaker 2>fake documents and such, they can get the elephants out.

0:22:01.904 --> 0:22:04.984
<v Speaker 2>Other times when that isn't an option for whatever reason,

0:22:05.184 --> 0:22:10.144
<v Speaker 2>these mohoots will walk walk, you know, trains of elephants

0:22:10.704 --> 0:22:14.744
<v Speaker 2>through the bushes, kind of around the proper border crossing.

0:22:15.104 --> 0:22:16.544
<v Speaker 1>What is that city?

0:22:16.704 --> 0:22:21.704
<v Speaker 2>Like, Boten is a crazy, crazy place. At one point

0:22:21.704 --> 0:22:24.424
<v Speaker 2>it was a gambling mecca. It was, you know, kind

0:22:24.464 --> 0:22:26.864
<v Speaker 2>of a red light district and all these Chinese tourists

0:22:26.904 --> 0:22:30.224
<v Speaker 2>would go there and it thrived for a while, but

0:22:30.264 --> 0:22:32.544
<v Speaker 2>then I think someone got killed and there was a

0:22:32.584 --> 0:22:35.464
<v Speaker 2>bunch of fishy stuff and then it kind of died

0:22:35.544 --> 0:22:38.624
<v Speaker 2>as a town. But when I arrived, new Chinese money

0:22:38.664 --> 0:22:41.024
<v Speaker 2>was coming into it, but it was very much a

0:22:41.064 --> 0:22:42.144
<v Speaker 2>wild West place.

0:22:42.424 --> 0:22:46.224
<v Speaker 1>It's like the Nevada of totally of the East. Like

0:22:46.264 --> 0:22:47.464
<v Speaker 1>if you have a lot of money in China and

0:22:47.504 --> 0:22:49.944
<v Speaker 1>you want a crazy bachelor party weekend, you go to

0:22:49.984 --> 0:22:51.104
<v Speaker 1>Post exactly. Yeah.

0:22:51.184 --> 0:22:53.184
<v Speaker 2>And so when I went there, there was a lot

0:22:53.224 --> 0:22:57.664
<v Speaker 2>of unoccupied tall buildings. There was like no one in

0:22:57.704 --> 0:23:00.864
<v Speaker 2>the town, but building was happening like crazy. There was

0:23:00.904 --> 0:23:03.704
<v Speaker 2>cranes all over the place, earth movers they were blowing

0:23:03.784 --> 0:23:07.144
<v Speaker 2>up hillsides to create flat space. I mean there was

0:23:07.224 --> 0:23:10.544
<v Speaker 2>just dust everywhere. And in the midst of all this,

0:23:11.264 --> 0:23:14.984
<v Speaker 2>there was this one theater that Chinese tourists would come

0:23:15.024 --> 0:23:18.064
<v Speaker 2>over in buses and go to this show and it

0:23:18.144 --> 0:23:22.024
<v Speaker 2>was a drag show. This place was called Club Excellente.

0:23:22.464 --> 0:23:25.304
<v Speaker 2>It had neon and you know, it was just kind

0:23:25.304 --> 0:23:27.864
<v Speaker 2>of this really sad looking place.

0:23:28.464 --> 0:23:29.424
<v Speaker 1>Did you go to the show?

0:23:29.584 --> 0:23:31.664
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I did go to the show.

0:23:31.824 --> 0:23:33.384
<v Speaker 1>I did go to the show. I have to go

0:23:33.464 --> 0:23:34.424
<v Speaker 1>to the show.

0:23:34.464 --> 0:23:37.264
<v Speaker 2>In the parking lot of clubex the very large parking

0:23:37.264 --> 0:23:41.744
<v Speaker 2>lot of Club Excellente, there's two elephants basically living in

0:23:41.784 --> 0:23:44.824
<v Speaker 2>the parking lot. There's a male elephant and a female elephant.

0:23:45.224 --> 0:23:48.544
<v Speaker 2>So late in the day, the mahout goes into the

0:23:48.544 --> 0:23:50.544
<v Speaker 2>patch of forest to get his elephant and he walks

0:23:50.584 --> 0:23:54.344
<v Speaker 2>those two elephants back and what he's that half mile

0:23:55.464 --> 0:23:59.384
<v Speaker 2>there's just dump trucks and earth movers and they're literally

0:24:00.144 --> 0:24:04.304
<v Speaker 2>making explosions, these construction crews to blow up these hills

0:24:04.344 --> 0:24:07.184
<v Speaker 2>to create flat space to build more buildings. So these

0:24:07.304 --> 0:24:12.064
<v Speaker 2>poor two elephants are walking across this moonscape of red

0:24:12.424 --> 0:24:15.504
<v Speaker 2>destroyed earth. And they come back and they get to

0:24:15.544 --> 0:24:17.984
<v Speaker 2>the parking lot and the hoot sort of chains their

0:24:18.144 --> 0:24:21.144
<v Speaker 2>their them by their feet to the parking lot and

0:24:21.184 --> 0:24:25.704
<v Speaker 2>then you know it's dusk. These Chinese buses arrive, they

0:24:25.744 --> 0:24:28.424
<v Speaker 2>disgorge all these tourists. The tourists are happy, you know,

0:24:28.464 --> 0:24:30.904
<v Speaker 2>they're getting their photos taken with the elephants. The drag

0:24:31.024 --> 0:24:34.624
<v Speaker 2>queens come out and they you know, they're entertaining the

0:24:34.624 --> 0:24:38.304
<v Speaker 2>these Chinese tourists. And and then at a certain point

0:24:38.944 --> 0:24:41.184
<v Speaker 2>it's time for the show. So everyone goes inside for

0:24:41.264 --> 0:24:44.064
<v Speaker 2>the show, the drag show, and for two hours. And

0:24:44.104 --> 0:24:47.224
<v Speaker 2>then when they come out, it's dark. Uh, someone builds

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<v Speaker 2>a bonfire, and then you know, there's dancing and techno music,

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<v Speaker 2>and then there's these giant conga lines that are whinding

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<v Speaker 2>around the parking lot, whining around the elephants. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just completely insane. And these two poor elephants, these

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<v Speaker 2>are two wild creatures and they're having to live like this,

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<v Speaker 2>and so the elephants are there as a further means

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<v Speaker 2>to entertain these these these Chinese tourists.

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<v Speaker 1>So at this point, are you still undercover as elephant buyers.

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<v Speaker 2>Carl had said to me, you're going to meet the

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<v Speaker 2>mahout whose family owns these two elephants living miserable lives

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<v Speaker 2>in this parking lot of a drag show. If you

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<v Speaker 2>get an opportunity, I want you to talk to this

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<v Speaker 2>guy about buying those two elephants so that we can

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<v Speaker 2>have them move to the Elephant Conservation Center and allows

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<v Speaker 2>to live a better life.

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<v Speaker 1>What how crazy? What do you what's your reaction to that?

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<v Speaker 1>When he asked you to buy an elephant or two elephants?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, it was just there had been you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we had just done this whole undercover thing and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how spies do it, man, but you know,

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<v Speaker 2>so for him to actually ask me to do that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it seemed a little weird, but it did seem any

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<v Speaker 2>weirder than anything he and I had done to that point.

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<v Speaker 2>And it certainly didn't seem anything weirder than I had

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<v Speaker 2>already seen in all these Chinese zoos, and as I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I was at at least three of them, and then

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<v Speaker 2>when I got to ten and saw what these elephants

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<v Speaker 2>were living through, it made perfect sense that if someone

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<v Speaker 2>needed to buy these elephants and get them out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're talking to this mahoot about trying to buy

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<v Speaker 1>these two elephants from him? What's the asking price for

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<v Speaker 1>an elephant?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>How high were you allowed to bid.

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<v Speaker 2>The mahoot wanted one hundred and ten thousand dollars for

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<v Speaker 2>the elephants.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that kind of the normal elephant price? You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Working on the story, I saw prices for elephants ranging

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<v Speaker 2>from twenty thousand dollars for an adult male to two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred thousand dollars for a much prized elephant calf.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the babies go for more.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because you can teach them more tricks.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to live longer. So yeah, the babies were

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<v Speaker 2>super super important in this, in this illegal trade. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>once we realized that the guy was open to it,

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<v Speaker 2>then Carl got with the guy and began the real

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<v Speaker 2>work of the deal, and then it came you know,

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<v Speaker 2>then we started the gofund me page. I was at

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<v Speaker 2>the very the very beginning, is Paul, you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>bout ten ask this guy if he would tell me

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<v Speaker 2>of these elephants.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of you're more of an elephant broker, really, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>An elephants middleman, Joel, get it right.

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<v Speaker 1>But Carl pulled this off, like he raised the money

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<v Speaker 1>or paid for part of it. He moved them into

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<v Speaker 1>the elephant conservation center where you started. That's right, right,

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<v Speaker 1>every part of this story is shocking. I know so

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<v Speaker 1>little about the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Kevint, a two time guest, you wrote, I bought

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<v Speaker 1>an elephant to find out how to save them for outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for having the guts to return after what

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<v Speaker 1>we did to you the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well thanks, Joel. Yeah, yeah it did. It did request

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<v Speaker 2>some bravery on my part.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've learned to be nicer a little bit. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>worried that we've been unfair to Chinese zoos. To clarify,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just say that American zoos are horrible places too,

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<v Speaker 1>not just the small local tiger king joints, but our

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<v Speaker 1>major La San Diego zoos too. They're so awful for

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<v Speaker 1>the animals there that a huge portion of the animals

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<v Speaker 1>are actually given antidepressants every day, Like more of the

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<v Speaker 1>animals there than the human beings who are in La

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<v Speaker 1>and San Diego. If you want to see animals, just

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<v Speaker 1>go see them in the wild or the poultry section

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<v Speaker 1>from the Acme supermarket in Wilmington, Delaware. I really did

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<v Speaker 1>learn nothing from Peta.

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<v Speaker 3>At the end of the show, what's next for Joel Stein.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he'll take a nap poker Round Online.

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<v Speaker 1>Our show is produced by Joey fish Ground, Mola Board

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<v Speaker 1>and Nishavenka. It was edited by Lydia jen Kapp. Our

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<v Speaker 1>engineer is Amanda kay Wang and our executive producer is

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<v Speaker 1>Catharinald Cherradah. Our theme song was produced by Jonathan Colton.

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<v Speaker 1>of the week. How much would an elephant that can

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<v Speaker 1>fly go for?

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<v Speaker 2>Fly like a seven forty seven on its way to

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<v Speaker 2>Dubai and I'm more like Dumbo. Yeah, you're probably looking

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<v Speaker 2>at a few million for that.