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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are so hot.

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Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to another episode of the BLACKOUTILS podcast.

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Speaker 3: I'm your host, Rod Joiner, is always on my co host.

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Speaker 2: Kimar, and we're live on a Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: Yes, ready to do some podcasting.

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Speaker 2: It's very special Tuesday because we have some guests today

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Speaker 2: we do. Today's guests are Triple OG's in the podcasting game.

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Speaker 2: They started podcasting in two thousand and seven. They have

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Speaker 2: over they have thirty.

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Speaker 1: They have three thousand and five.

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Speaker 2: Two thousand and five.

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Speaker 3: They started podcasting in two thousand and five.

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Speaker 2: They have three five hundred and sixty one episodes, not

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Speaker 2: counting all the features and paywall episodes and game shows.

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Speaker 2: Give it up for podcasting. Hall of Famers Keith and Him,

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Speaker 2: The of Keith and the Girl. What's going on y'all?

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Speaker 4: Hello, get to be here?

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Speaker 2: Awesome, man, I'm glad to have you. Two thousand and five,

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Speaker 2: not two thousand and seven, that's the correction.

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Speaker 1: It was just two years of her life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that was just like the first couple

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Speaker 2: of hundred episodes, the first six hundred episodes or so.

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Speaker 2: Right to see you you too for those that don't know,

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Speaker 2: although I can't imagine how not, but we do a

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Speaker 2: show with Keith and the Girl that is behind their paywall.

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Speaker 2: It's called Last Week on Keith and the Girl. Every

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Speaker 2: couple of weeks we basically hop on and we recap

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Speaker 2: what happened during the week and we have a good time.

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Speaker 2: So while it may be a while since y'all have

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Speaker 2: heard them, if you're not going over there and checking

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Speaker 2: that show out like bad listeners, it hasn't been a

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Speaker 2: while for us, you know, Like when I was preparing

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Speaker 2: for them to come on and getting interview questions, I

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Speaker 2: was like, I know all this shit, We're already checking in.

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Speaker 2: But for those of y'all that don't know, y'all used

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Speaker 2: to be a couple. And the reason I'm bringing this

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Speaker 2: up goodbye, Okay, all right, this is a nice show.

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Speaker 1: Did she have any break the news like this?

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Speaker 3: Keith, I'm sorry to tell you, y'all used to be

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Speaker 3: a couple.

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Speaker 2: And recently Jesus and Marrow, like podcasting giants, like took

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Speaker 2: podcasting all the way to.

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Speaker 3: Late night television, they broke up.

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Speaker 2: And they're not like a romantic well that we know,

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Speaker 2: they're not like a romantic couple, they're like, broke up

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Speaker 2: and they.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't keep the podcast going.

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Speaker 2: How were y'all able to keep the podcast going through

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Speaker 2: a breakup?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Man, Well, I think this happens all the time.

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Speaker 4: I think us expecting people who are in partnerships, romantic

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Speaker 4: and otherwise, or in band together anytime that you have

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Speaker 4: to collaborate on such a huge level, and it only

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Speaker 4: gets bigger and bigger and bigger. It's hard, and you

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Speaker 4: hit some impasses where you're like, wow, who are you?

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Speaker 2: Wha?

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Speaker 4: And why do I have to run my life by

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Speaker 4: you constantly? Like before everything was remote, Keith and I

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Speaker 4: would have to talk to each other if one of

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Speaker 4: us wanted to move to maybe another state, to a

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Speaker 4: different time zone, to things like that. You have to

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Speaker 4: have these conversations that people don't have with their spouses.

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Speaker 4: And so whether we're together or not, I think there's

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Speaker 4: always going to be pockets of difficulty where you just

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Speaker 4: want to be like not you, not today. And I

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Speaker 4: think we were lucky enough to get through that to go.

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Speaker 4: You know, I think a lot of people who get

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Speaker 4: divorced to have children feel that way where it's like

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Speaker 4: I could use a break from you. I really can.

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Speaker 4: I could use a break from talking to you, from

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Speaker 4: logistically figuring out my life with you. And you don't

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Speaker 4: get that because you work together and I think we

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Speaker 1: Two guys just don't care about babies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think that's the with America. That's what

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Speaker 2: we're going through right now, is there's a lot of

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Speaker 2: you have let me do this count real quick.

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Speaker 1: One seventy.

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Speaker 3: You have ninety seven stand up albums.

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Speaker 2: You put out one. You put out one album every

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Speaker 2: typically every birthday, which is April fifteenth, tax day, and

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Speaker 2: for the last like three years, you take it.

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Speaker 3: You know you haven't been doing it because.

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Speaker 2: Of the pandemic. When you do your next album, will

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Speaker 2: it be a quadruple disc?

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Speaker 1: Some years are missing. I'm not gonna lie. What I

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Speaker 1: Is that? Because I see so many uh stand up

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Speaker 1: albums are coming out now called sorry not sorry, I

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Speaker 1: have to say? What can I say? Never mind? You

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Speaker 1: all have the microphone daring, I am bro, We'll we're

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Speaker 1: all good. Act like Kevin Hard's dream was the host

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Speaker 1: oscars bitches. I think I want to do a stand

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Speaker 1: up album called Perhaps My Bads and go back at

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Speaker 1: old albums and see what jokes when I repeat, play

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Speaker 1: the actual joke because it's not that bad, but play

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Speaker 1: it and then defend it.

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Speaker 2: I love that take.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited to do it again.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I love that take because it does feel like

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Speaker 2: every specialist turning into the same special now, you know,

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Speaker 2: like you know, you know, they don't have enough stuff

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Speaker 2: always brings up Kevin Hart, like.

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Speaker 1: The gold and I'm sorry, what's that? Karen?

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Speaker 5: I said that, I said he had made the gold

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Speaker 4: You know what? I think it is people who have

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Speaker 4: and putting you in people's ears. It's kind of like

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Speaker 4: writing a musical and every song is why won't they

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Speaker 4: let me sing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I wish they just let me sing? Just wait, are

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Speaker 4: we tripped? Are we all tripping? Because you must have

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Speaker 4: given out some kind of drug before this thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: so ironic. It's it just gets past, blown past the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean it does. And it does feel

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Speaker 2: I'm old. I'm playing it And how do I know.

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Speaker 1: You're just gonna sound old? You're just gonna sound old. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you could still say, hey, I find a word that

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Speaker 1: a woman can have a penis, But there's no new

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Speaker 1: it's been done over and over and over, and it's

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Speaker 1: like you all have the same writers and then you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and Keith and the Girl we call it sorry

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Speaker 4: You're forty because recording for solo, we've been recording for

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Speaker 4: almost twenty years now, right, So for a lot of

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Speaker 4: and what we noticed is about forty is the tipping

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Speaker 4: point of do I want to learn new information? Do

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Speaker 4: into that person where inevitably we go leave Grandpa alone

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Speaker 4: he hasn't had a new idea in a long time,

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Speaker 4: right to vote. You know, so you have that choice

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Speaker 4: at forty. Yes, you're exhausted, another fucking dish, another adult

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Speaker 3: I'm surprised.

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised at you too. I'm surprised that audiences don't

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, damn man, y'all just all wrote the

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Speaker 3: You know, I get to there old and that's gonna

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Speaker 4: But it is a little like, do you anticipate being

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Speaker 4: old and having that perspective? No, like that pass of

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Speaker 5: But the thing is that all are old people that

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Speaker 5: it's like, you do know, there's old people that actually

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Speaker 2: It's like people just opt out. Yeah, you can even

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Speaker 2: like even Bill Bird, he changes with each special. It's

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Speaker 2: I do like that, but I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It's like fir is and has been controversial and it's

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Speaker 4: It's it's sort of giving him the uh, you know,

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Speaker 4: this is this is an experience. If you want to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he did comics the New Philosophers. Of course, to

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Speaker 2: I think they have to. I think that's the only

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Speaker 2: part of the deal. I think if you're white, you

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Speaker 2: It's also funny too, because like he's such a I

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Speaker 2: think he's such a slight of hand comic because he

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Speaker 2: starts with like the fucked up thing. You're like, oh, no,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna lose Hilbert, how did he make it this far?

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Speaker 2: But I knew I should have known. It's my fault, really,

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Speaker 2: and and then it is like he flips it on

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Speaker 1: That's the funniest thing, right to get us angry, fake angry,

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Speaker 1: I think somebody's pretending to be Keith. What should we do?

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Speaker 4: Ye oh my god, and saying if anyone here hasn't

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Speaker 1: they're your parents. Just make friends with them. And I'm like,

439
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,879
Speaker 1: I think I just know that my dad did this,

440
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 1: but you hear people are like, well I was molested,

441
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 1: how about that. It's like, yeah, but it's your parents, yea, yeah,

442
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: yeah I was abused. I realized finally, and uh no,

443
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 1: we don't.

444
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,160
Speaker 2: Have to make and it's either coming from it's either

445
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 2: coming from the people that are like, well, I have

446
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 2: great parents that would never do that, So why can't

447
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,200
Speaker 2: you just treat your parents like they're great? Or people

448
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,879
Speaker 2: that have shitty parents that are in denial and they're like,

449
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 2: but you have to let them be shitty to you.

450
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 2: That's the only way.

451
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 1: Why did all the bosses have treat me like it

452
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 1: was a bad employee? Yeah?

453
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,479
Speaker 2: Oh man, Well listen, I think everybody should go check

454
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 2: out Keith and the Girl. Okay, it's our favorite show.

455
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 2: This not just because we have to recap it. It's

456
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 2: like we get to it's like we RecA It's funny

457
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,120
Speaker 2: because it's like I was listening anyway, and I think

458
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 2: it's kind of a podcast listener dream when you listen

459
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 2: to a podcast to be like, man, I wish I

460
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 2: could fucking say something something you know and like you

461
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 2: And it's not always like controversial, trivial or or like deep,

462
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 2: but sometimes it's really as simple as like I fucking

463
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 2: like that movie. I always you know, I'm sure the

464
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 2: people in the chat right now, the people that are

465
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 2: listening you know, to us later on there's times where

466
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 2: you're like, man, I wish I could fucking be there,

467
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 2: And so me and Karen get to be there every

468
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 2: other week and be like, but what about this or

469
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 2: wasn't it funny when you said this? Which you know,

470
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 2: it's always a great time, So like, I really can't

471
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 2: recommend last week and Keith and the Girl enough. But

472
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 2: they have a cavocat of shows. They have QW and A,

473
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 2: which is also a show where go back in the

474
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 2: archives of their show for years on specific dates, which

475
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 2: is crazy. We just told you they've been podcast since

476
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 2: two thousand and five, so you know the shit you

477
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,239
Speaker 2: said in two thousand and five that you're like, I'm

478
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 2: glad I deleted them tweets. They go back and talk

479
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 2: about it freshly. They have the dog Diamond Dogs or

480
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 2: Keith talk to his friends and they just kind of

481
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,919
Speaker 2: shoot the shit and talk.

482
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,360
Speaker 1: About brand new up. Now, my so called friend Craig

483
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 1: is trying to explain to me how deep space is

484
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: so fucking exciting. I had that shit on my trap

485
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: for Keeper, I had kind of stop. I had it

486
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: in the mouth movie theater carpet. But okay, Craig, you

487
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 1: love it so much?

488
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 2: Oh man, I saw the pictures of that, and I'm

489
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 2: watching the Star Trek Discovery right now, which is like

490
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 2: the newest or one of the new star treks and

491
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 2: human beings. We know so little about space and everything

492
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 2: that eventually, let.

493
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: Me explain to you, sorry, let me explain to you

494
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: real quick. So the curvy universes in the James Webb

495
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 1: telescope picture are behind the not curvy ones. Okay, so

496
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 1: that should put things into perspective. Okay, you were saying,

497
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: So we know so.

498
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 2: Little about space and stuff that eventually it always ends

499
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 2: up being like I traveled seventeen galaxies and two universes

500
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 2: over and I am now nine hundred years in the future. Mom,

501
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 2: What are you doing here?

502
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 4: Mom?

503
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 2: It's like that's how little our imagination is. Like we

504
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 2: can span the universe and every alien has arms and

505
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 2: legs like a person, but they just have a different

506
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,239
Speaker 2: red shaped head because you know, there's no other way

507
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 2: for aliens to exists, Like, like, I love it because

508
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 2: it's so goofy and shit, but we don't know shit.

509
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 2: Like we see those the James well teles covers and

510
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 2: they're like we're seeing the beginning of time.

511
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: Just like, Okay, I get howbut I see a video

512
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: camera ten feet away, how about I see that?

513
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

514
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,959
Speaker 1: But I see who stabbed me in the New York

515
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: City subway? How about I see that?

516
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

517
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 4: But that's what I like about Rick and Morty. They

518
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 4: take that stuff and they they get it into super

519
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 4: silly mode. Yes, but also the story is so good

520
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 4: and follow some likement goofy science fiction and they do

521
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 4: it so well.

522
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 3: I'm a sucker for all that shit. Like, I'm a

523
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 3: sucker for it.

524
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 2: I know it's stupid. I know it's ridiculous that Like

525
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 2: I'll just watched that episode where uh, there was some

526
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 2: there was some kind of portal to time and university.

527
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 2: You gotta go through it, you go back to where

528
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 2: you belong to shit. But this this fucking like it

529
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 2: was a dude named like Chuck who was like it

530
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 2: was like, Hi, I'll be guiding you through your thing.

531
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh, Chuck's actually a wormoll in space.

532
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: And I'm like, we can't conceive these things. We conceive

533
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 2: we will go to another planet and another human will

534
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 2: meet us, and it got us on our fucking way

535
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 2: because we're so special, it's so important. We wouldn't just

536
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 2: die in space with no oxygen of course.

537
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: Not is it strange to star treks and I haven't

538
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: seen the latest ones, but the only music they listened

539
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: to is classical.

540
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 2: No one in the future loves jay Z, No one's

541
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 2: into Bark, right, It's just all stuff that's like not

542
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 2: copy copyright anymore. Yes, they watched a movie. I swear

543
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 2: to god, they watched a movie on this one and

544
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 2: it was an old black and white like Charlie Chaplin movie.

545
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 2: And I'm like, because that's how CVS is going to

546
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 2: pay for the rights for it, Like, no one's watching

547
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 2: coming to America in year twenty seventy nine, Like if

548
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: we're going I mean, I don't even go back to

549
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 2: watch like classics from twenty years ago. Sometimes I'm like

550
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 2: that was old and they're like, we, you know, really

551
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 2: bring the ship together a black and white movie.

552
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, a captain do you know about this Nathan Fielder?

553
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 7: Yeah?

554
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 2: Oh man, I see a psychopath is the autistic.

555
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: He's a genius captain.

556
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 2: And by the way, we started the rehearsal today episode one,

557
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that show so the for the brief

558
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 2: for people that don't know, it was actually Xerxes who

559
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 2: was him, do's uh, companion, I don't I don't know

560
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 2: the right terms. I don't want to get any trouble.

561
00:27:59,000 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 1: What can we say now?

562
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, he identifies as my boyfriend.

563
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,239
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.

564
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 2: It was him, this boyfriend Xerxes, who put me on

565
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 2: to Nathan for you on a like a pre before

566
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 2: we started recording the show. He's like, oh, you got

567
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 2: to check this out, and I'm like cool. And then

568
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 2: I watched that shit in like three minutes, like like

569
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 2: I'm about like, I just like watched it all, like I.

570
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 3: Downloaded like Neo and the Matrix.

571
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 2: It just was like, oh my god, I know Kung

572
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: Fu and then and I and I was like, this

573
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 2: is the most genius shit I've ever seen in my life.

574
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 3: How did I live in the world before I knew

575
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 3: this existed?

576
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 2: And then but unfortunately I watched it all and it

577
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 2: was just like, oh, it's it's not like another season coming,

578
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 2: It's nothing like oh no, it's like a if and

579
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 2: in sadness, And it turns out see this commercial for

580
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 2: like he has a new show called The Rehearsal coming

581
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: to HBO.

582
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 3: I immediately like.

583
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 2: Went on Instagram at tagged Xerxes and him to in

584
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 2: the like DMS like, oh my god, y'all we back,

585
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 2: we don't, we don't.

586
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 7: He gotta hive and don't even know it.

587
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 2: And then I heard Keith was watching in Keith and

588
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 2: the Girl and I was like, oh my god, finally

589
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 2: we can all experience this as a family. And we

590
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 2: started watching it today and.

591
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: God damn we find out it's fake, we get to

592
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: slap this ship out of him as a family.

593
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 2: Right Honestly, if it's fake.

594
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 8: If it's fake, there's there's a level of genius that

595
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 8: is beyond human understanding if he's able to do that,

596
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 8: Like I like, I like at that point, you're like,

597
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 8: what are your fucking robot?

598
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 2: How did you do that? So good? I don't think

599
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 2: it's fake, but if it is, he would be the

600
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 2: best faker of all time.

601
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 5: It would be because while we was watching it with her,

602
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 5: so the lins that he went through, I was like,

603
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 5: how much money did they fucking spend?

604
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god.

605
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: Oh.

606
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 2: So the premise of the show, he finds people that

607
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: have regrets and would like to make amends, and then

608
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: he's gonna help the people rehearse they're making amends or

609
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: his apology or whatever, and he makes, like to the

610
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 2: scope replicas of the environment that they would be apologizing in,

611
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: including bar for example, Yeah, if it's a bar, he

612
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 2: goes and gets actors to play the people in the bar.

613
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 2: If it's you know, if it's a house, he.

614
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: Checked out the real people to re enact them in

615
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: the great job.

616
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 2: He even rehearses his pitch to get them to do it.

617
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 2: So like he made a replica of the guy's apartment

618
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 2: for that he wanted to ask to do this, Like

619
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 2: he's fucking he's an insane genius. I looked up if

620
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 2: he had what was it Asperger or something? He doesn't,

621
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 2: so according to him, like he's like, no, but he

622
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 2: studied it to make it part of this Nathan.

623
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 3: Character that he does on the show, which is what

624
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 3: what you made of?

625
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 2: Why would you look that up? And how are you

626
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 2: able to pull it off? Because you damn sure? For me, Like,

627
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 2: I don't know, he's amazing, Oh god, but I don't believe.

628
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see Nathan. He goes, hey, Keith, how's it going,

629
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm Nathan Fielder.

630
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he walks and talks like that for sure,

631
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 2: for sure, Oh my god, Like I would. Honestly, I'd

632
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 2: be shocked if he if I just saw him like

633
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 2: playing basketball at the local mc A, being cool, Like

634
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 2: what the fuck?

635
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 7: I would look around like, were are the cameras? Why

636
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 7: are you looking at you?

637
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 3: Why did you waste your talent? You could be like

638
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 3: president or something.

639
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, don't wait, don't waste her time on.

640
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 4: Me, you know.

641
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: In in this in rehearsal the first episode, he meets

642
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: the woman that in really the real woman that's gonna

643
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: accept this apology. She doesn't know, you know, she doesn't

644
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: she's gonna receive the apology. I mean, and he's he

645
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: made up a store or a website called Thrifty Boy,

646
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: and so that she rates an article. I'm gonna explain

647
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: this right, so that she rates an article for thrill store.

648
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: But it's really just so the we can see how

649
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: she talks and communicates. Yes, Thrifty Boy, if you look

650
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: it up, it is a real sight and it said

651
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: and it explains how they had to close down.

652
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 2: He only did it to find these people.

653
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 3: Indeed not just failed too much of Nathan for you.

654
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 2: But there's a whole episode about Holocaust deniers and he

655
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 2: ends up making clothing that is uh about remember not

656
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 2: denying the Holocaust? And he and I bought some socks

657
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 2: like it's real, like you can buy the clothes, and

658
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: I think the socks say deny nothing on anthing like that,

659
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 2: because he's like, he takes shit that far for his

660
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 2: to make his point for his comedy. He's god honestly man,

661
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 2: if y'all listen inside of my voice, I honestly can't

662
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 2: employ you or nothing sound stupid? Nothing fail?

663
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 7: Does he do stand up or this is he did?

664
00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

665
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 3: I don't know if he still does it, but he

666
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 3: did do stand up.

667
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 1: We still talked the same way.

668
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's dead he's dead pan, you know what I mean.

669
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: Like, but it's funny that he explains to somebody, Hey,

670
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: for three months like a psychopath. Uh. I had people

671
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: come in from the gas company, but we really made

672
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: a three DM ins of the entire house and I

673
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: planned everything. We're gonna say, down to the chair I'm

674
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: sitting in and where that is in your house. And

675
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: the other person goes, okay, yes.

676
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 2: No one's ever tried to beat his ass. That's the

677
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 2: most amazing part. And it must be because of his

678
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 2: dead pan shit that no one's ever escalated because like,

679
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 2: like he had a whole episode he made people take

680
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 2: like a hike to the middle of the woods for

681
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 2: like a to top of like a mountain or a

682
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: hill or something for like a gas coupone or something

683
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 2: got them all there. Too many people did it, and

684
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: he had ton't have a momento like guys, so we

685
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 2: didn't think everyone would do this. So we actually don't

686
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 2: have a gas pining for everyone. But we did Bond,

687
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: and I think the journey was important. And I was like, oh,

688
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 2: this mob of people is about to beat the shit

689
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,760
Speaker 2: out of this guy. No, They're like, you're right, buddy,

690
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 2: we did Bond's good to be true. So you're saying

691
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,959
Speaker 2: it's not free gas for life. It was like, nope,

692
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 2: all right, you're right. We had a good time. Like

693
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: whoa amazing, amazing comedian. But like I was saying, because

694
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 2: we talk all the time, I feel like we can

695
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 2: actually talk about some topical news. Okay, you know a

696
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 2: lot of times we have guests on here and they're

697
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 2: strangers and we got to do like fucking seven hours

698
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,720
Speaker 2: of so how'd you get into comedy?

699
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 3: And I like that we don't have to do that today.

700
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: I comedy, you know, what I mean, fuck it.

701
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 2: A robber stole twenty two thousand dollars and one dollar

702
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 2: bills from a provident strip club.

703
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 3: Oh strong, that's one tank of gas.

704
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 4: U a long way. You can't really run that fast, and.

705
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 5: They were probably loose, and that's gonna be a piss tailor.

706
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 5: When you know the bank tailor, they gotta count that.

707
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 5: They're gonna be mad when they go to they you

708
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 5: have to closet out.

709
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 2: Yeah you can't.

710
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 4: You have to actually launder that money like I mean launching.

711
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do, because when you're running with it, you

712
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,240
Speaker 1: got to put it in your waist, spind put your socks.

713
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 2: The music from Benny Hill is playing and ship a

714
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 2: Problement strip club was robbed a twenty two thousand dollars

715
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 2: and one dollar bills fifteen minutes before opening on Monday.

716
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 2: Interesting you you robbed the club before opening, because you

717
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 2: would think the money.

718
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 4: Is in wait, you can have enough singles for when

719
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 4: they open.

720
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 2: That's how you know who did it.

721
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 7: Later just not like an inside job, becaus no way

722
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 7: you would know something like that.

723
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 4: Yeah you know what though, like uh, he would have

724
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 4: gotten more, except they were giving him one at a

725
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 4: time and he had.

726
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 2: Some time.

727
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 4: Turns out there is sex in the champagne. Yes, Cadillac,

728
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 4: you're getting singles.

729
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: Cadillac Limb. Strip club owner Dick Shappie black right now, I.

730
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 4: Don't I don't know yourself, Dick Sappy. Your name is

731
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 4: already Dick Shappie.

732
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 3: Dick Shappie.

733
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: That is a hell of a name. But I feel like,

734
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 2: if you're gonna be a strip club owner, your parents

735
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 2: name me Dick Sheppie, you kind of gotta be right.

736
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 4: And if your name is Digler, you have to be

737
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 4: a point.

738
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, there's no politicians named Dirk. This

739
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 2: is Dick Shappy with Jay Leno apparently.

740
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 7: Okay, he's white. I was going by the name of

741
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,359
Speaker 7: the club bad Uh.

742
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has classic cars, So I guess he's one

743
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 3: of those guys.

744
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: And it's just funny when nobody knows what to do

745
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: in pictures. I guess that guy. Yeah, you put your

746
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: fist up. What are we gonna do?

747
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 2: He told the News Favor he was at home when

748
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 2: his manager called to tell him he had been robbed

749
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 2: at gunpoint. Security video footage from the scene shows the

750
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 2: suspect dressed in a jacket, hat, jeans and sunglasses, not

751
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 2: the sunglasses indoors. Listen, I've seen Marvel movies. No one

752
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 2: can tell who you are if you wear a hat

753
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 2: and some sunglasses.

754
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 7: Yes, Super Superman has showed us put glasses on. Nobody

755
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 7: knows a.

756
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: TV show you you ever see that boy and that

757
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,240
Speaker 1: not only can he hear what you're saying from across

758
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 1: the crowded club, he could be breathing down your neck

759
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: if he's got that hat on. You're not gonna.

760
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 2: You're not gonna because you know how it is. How

761
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 2: no one ever thinks it's weird when someone wears a

762
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 2: hat and sunglasses inside.

763
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 4: Right, Although if if you're gonna be wearing a hat

764
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 4: and sunglasses indoor, it might be at a strip club

765
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 4: that might not tip anybody off.

766
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 2: You know what's funny. The strip club that down here,

767
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 2: they will tell you straight up like no hats, no,

768
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 2: that's rule.

769
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 4: They didn't no.

770
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe they maybe that's how

771
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 2: they knew something was going on. I was like, oh,

772
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 2: this guy, I had sun glass. We're getting robbed. Come on,

773
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 2: everybody with your hands.

774
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: It could be it could be a klussy place only owners. Yeah,

775
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: grind on it.

776
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 4: Maybe it was just an audition and he left after

777
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 4: the audition. They were just kind of, you know, play pretending,

778
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 4: and now they would put this in your g string.

779
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 4: He did so well, he made twenty two thousand, and

780
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 4: then you got to give it back and come back

781
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 4: to actually work.

782
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 2: But he forgot to come to the clock in. Yeah,

783
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: the robber also took thirty five hundred dollars that the

784
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 2: manager was counting before running out the door, jumping over

785
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 2: a fence and onto nearby railroad tracks.

786
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: There were no guns involved, because yeah it was guns too.

787
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: Club owners and bouncers. They're bad news.

788
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like to think that he hopped on a

789
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 2: railroad track and then he had one of those old

790
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 2: timey railroad things that you push up and down like

791
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 2: a jack.

792
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: You never catch me.

793
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 4: You think that that all twenty two thousand of the

794
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 4: singles were in his mom's bed sheets and then he

795
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 4: like you know, put them into wrap them onto a

796
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 4: stick and he's running with the kick.

797
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 5: And yes, and it had the dollar sign on the

798
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:16,959
Speaker 5: side of the bag.

799
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 3: You got a toilet, you had a toiley mustache.

800
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 5: And like they caught him because all the all the

801
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 5: single ones just started dropping while he was going down

802
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 5: down the road.

803
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: And he kind of talked like me, yeah, yes, you

804
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 2: never catch me, Coppers, I'm out of here. You see

805
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 2: Chaffy Dick shaff I take it he got caught.

806
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,919
Speaker 4: No, well, that's great, that's great.

807
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 2: They do have his picture though, if y'all wanted to know,

808
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 2: let's look into this.

809
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: Getaway cars Jyle with the robbert on to him.

810
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 2: Hey, man, uh, this is what the guy looks like.

811
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 2: I'll try to blow it up a little bit.

812
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 3: I cannot.

813
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 2: It looks like maybe it could be any race under there, honestly, Like, honestly,

814
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 2: he could be Captain America.

815
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 4: Uh.

816
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: Masks, the pandemic masks, they have to be good for

817
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: robbers and stuff, right, they have to be I think so.

818
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 2: Well recently, well.

819
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 4: Maybe that's why people are taking risks at fast food restaurants,

820
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 4: like I have my mask on, I'm gonna kill you

821
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 4: if you don't give me the right sauce.

822
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 9: You know what.

823
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:37,240
Speaker 2: Until recently, I bet the robbers are they're mad about

824
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 2: all the mandates coming down. They're like, fuck, man, I

825
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 2: was robbing people because that's why they look at me.

826
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 2: At Karen Stranger, we go to the store now, Yeah

827
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 2: they do. They buying a claw.

828
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 7: You're the you're the two.

829
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 2: But yeah, they they have not caught this man. He's

830
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 2: out on he's on the loop. Wow, like those single dollars.

831
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: Well, twenty two you can start a whole new life.

832
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just enough gas to get to the next

833
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 3: part of town.

834
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: Man, Like I could have used that years ago.

835
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 7: Y freak gas.

836
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 2: Oh it is so hot in London. Oh, it's so

837
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 2: hot that apparently the there's a There was a fire

838
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 2: that burned a bunch of homes down and there was

839
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 2: nothing that could be done about it because it was

840
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 2: just too fucking hot.

841
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 3: This is as y'all can see.

842
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 7: They don't got a fire department. I don't get this.

843
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 2: It's just too fucking they were the fire departments, like,

844
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 2: we just gotta let this one burn out.

845
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 7: Holy shit.

846
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 2: There's also been at least ten separate blazes and the

847
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 2: firefighters are trying to tackle them all.

848
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 4: And this is just London, because that's crazy, because I

849
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 4: know in this country it gets like one hundred and two.

850
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 4: It seems like they're just kind of not ready. Although

851
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 4: you know, California was on fire for a good long time,

852
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 4: so fucked me.

853
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 2: Probably still Yeah, yeah, California. Someone in California in the chat,

854
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,479
Speaker 2: like it's still on far what y'all talking about.

855
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, the houses are just combusting.

856
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 2: Well I don't know if they're just combusting, honestly, but

857
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,919
Speaker 2: I just know there's ten separate fires at the same time.

858
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 2: So I would just imagine that maybe someone woke up,

859
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 2: made some beans for breakfast, put some tea on the.

860
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: Fire department, and they're like this weather.

861
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 2: They said they had a total of three hundred to

862
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 2: three hundred and fifty call for help on a normal day,

863
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 2: but then by this day, by late afternoon, they had

864
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 2: sixteen hundred. Godamn, not even the full day, sixteen hundred

865
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 2: just by the afternoon, because that's how hot it is.

866
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 7: They don't have indoor air, do they?

867
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 2: I don't know the rules over there Canada. Okay, when

868
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 2: y'all y'all went to I went overseas, did they have

869
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 2: air conditioning?

870
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 1: Yeah?

871
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I would imagine they did, But I know, like

872
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 2: even in New York, like they don't have central air,

873
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, And like New York's like

874
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 2: the oldest city in America and ship so and they're like,

875
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 2: we just didn't build the buildings that way.

876
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 4: Hawaii isn't big on indoor they see either. They're just

877
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 4: kind of open, you know. So I think some places,

878
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 4: yeah they get really hot, but they didn't really think

879
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 4: of air conditioning.

880
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. They're just living in castles there, No,

881
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 2: normally the brick doesn't get that hot or whatever. H

882
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 2: what if they do?

883
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 3: What if this is just all promo for the new

884
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 3: Game of Thrones.

885
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 2: They're like Drafto's.

886
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: Castle for Loca shows. Don't the castles like they make it?

887
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: Like you made it? You live in a fucking castle.

888
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: These seem like the most boring fucking places to live.

889
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks so, and then like made it for

890
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 2: those times, right, because like I'd rather live in an

891
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 2: apartment now than a castle in the Game of Thrones.

892
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, hot as brick.

893
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:06,879
Speaker 1: Right.

894
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 2: I'm surprised her so much.

895
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 4: Fucking you know, I always thinking in it's too small

896
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 4: a way, right, because I'm like, oh, a castle, it's

897
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 4: gonna be too hard to clean. And so she's just like,

898
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 4: why are you cleaning your own castle? Kind of weird fantasy.

899
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 4: Let let let go some.

900
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 7: Just like I gotta clean all eighteen bathrooms.

901
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 2: You actually don't at least you would be the queen

902
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 2: that doesn't get beheaded by her people, you know.

903
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 7: Like, oh no, we don't got to kill him.

904
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,479
Speaker 2: Does she clean our own ship?

905
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 3: Like she's gonna cook everybody dinner tonight.

906
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 2: Don't even worry about it. Don't trust she got it.

907
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 4: This is gonna be pasta again because there's too many

908
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 4: of you.

909
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 3: I mean, look, that's the trade off we get.

910
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't have to bet her, but it's spaghetti

911
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 2: a meat boss every night.

912
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 4: Nice chillis here.

913
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,280
Speaker 2: They finally got to the bottom of the school shooting

914
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 2: stuff in Texas.

915
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 3: Uh, you know, after all day students.

916
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: Zero cowards. That's how we got to the bottom of it.

917
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 2: No, surprisingly not that students in the Dallas School District

918
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 2: must wear clear backpacks.

919
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,240
Speaker 1: That's good, good. Yeah, that should be good for pads,

920
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: and that's good for tampons. That should be good for anything.

921
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: You probably you'd be embarrassed about. That's fantastic.

922
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 7: Yep, right, yeah, I hate that ship.

923
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 3: No need to pass any legislation. Guys got to the

924
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 3: bottom of that.

925
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 2: Shouldn't be any school shootings anymore. You know, school shooters

926
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,399
Speaker 2: hate when they got to bring in their plastic backing,

927
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 2: no embarrassingment. It's like, oh no, no, my ar fifteen

928
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 2: kryptonite clear bags. I guess I'm gonna be shooting these.

929
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 2: They just turn around the door like I was gonna

930
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 2: kill everybody.

931
00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 4: Fuck they got clear backpacks, Like I guess it's trying

932
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 4: to see the gun before they pull it out. But

933
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 4: in none of these shootings did I hear them go yeah,

934
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 4: and then the shooter put his bag on the floor,

935
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 4: reached him, got his whatever, and then and then started shooting.

936
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 4: If only he had a clear bag, we would have

937
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 4: seen this coming. A lot of people just start shooting

938
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 4: like as they're walking into the It's.

939
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 2: Not they're trying to solve for, like the kind of

940
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 2: they're trying to solve for the violence of like a

941
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 2: kid came to school with a gun and shot one person,

942
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 2: and we're like, I hear what just saying?

943
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 3: But have you watched the news?

944
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 2: Those aren't even making the news.

945
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: Those like they do a TikTok violent dance outside. It's

946
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: a big production, that guy and then.

947
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 4: You know, yeah, take his phone away. He's tiktoking for

948
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 4: no Internet for you.

949
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody, I'm not gonna say who, but somebody in

950
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 2: this podcast went to the beach recently, me, Oh, there

951
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 2: you go.

952
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 3: Did you know sharks are mistaken feet for fish?

953
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 1: Uh?

954
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 3: In Long Island?

955
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: All those people with web toes and ship.

956
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 2: Right, probably.

957
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 4: So scary.

958
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 2: A series of five shark attacks in two weeks on

959
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 2: New York's Long Island probably has many beach goers in

960
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 2: the Northeast has it to wade into the water.

961
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 3: But the sharks aren't targeting humans.

962
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 2: They're after fish. But people got some fishy looking feet.

963
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 1: So they made this up about the sharks.

964
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 2: How they know what there's a podcast that the sharks do.

965
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:50,240
Speaker 1: We're dolphins, Okay, we don't know what you imagine.

966
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 4: The shark is just like swim bar swim chomping, chump chomps,

967
00:47:55,040 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 4: like it's just it's yeah, exactly. Also it's back man,

968
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 4: because they're faster.

969
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 3: I also bet on the shark podcast they're mad, you know,

970
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,479
Speaker 3: They're like, if.

971
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 2: I fight on my fucking foot, dude.

972
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 10: Like.

973
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 7: All I wanted was flounder and I got stuck in

974
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 7: my left teeth, get.

975
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 2: The fuck out of my house.

976
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 1: But I mentioned this recently on Keith and the Girl.

977
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: But there's a story about where somebody was it was

978
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 1: a lifeguard training session and the lifeguard was pretending they're

979
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: drowning that he was actually coincidentally getting eaten by a

980
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: shark grabbed onto the legs and they're like, all right,

981
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: you really put on the performance because no, go away,

982
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: people will fight me. No, we're coming over.

983
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, I don't think you mentioned that.

984
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 3: I don't remember it.

985
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,720
Speaker 2: Also, just they're.

986
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 4: Coming pretty close, because it's not like and I was

987
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 4: in Long Island that is when we went to the

988
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 4: beach and uh, they don't let you go out that far,

989
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 4: so they're coming in real close.

990
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what the food is. The food is going close.

991
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: They're sand sharks, half tiger, half shark. Oh shit, I that.

992
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 2: It's one of the more menacing looking creatures looking beneath

993
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 2: the ocean's surface. It can grow up to ten feet

994
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 2: in length, and it has a set of jagged teeth

995
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 2: protruding from its jaws. Oh yeah, san tiger sharks. I

996
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 2: have a picture of.

997
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 1: Drink.

998
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's what a saying tiger illustration. That's what

999
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 2: it looks like.

1000
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 4: But you know what's funny is can you can you

1001
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 4: imagine pulling up a shark picture and we go Oh no,

1002
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 4: that was cute.

1003
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 2: I don't yeah, yeah, it would be what it was

1004
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 2: like thawing drew like a bow tie on it, and

1005
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 2: oh yeah, that's not a lot of shark propaganda out

1006
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 2: there pro shark You think.

1007
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 7: The sharks get mad about Shark Week, of.

1008
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 2: Course, yeah, i'd be mad if I was the like

1009
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 2: in the scheme of things, sharks don't really fuck with

1010
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 2: people that much compared to what they could do, you

1011
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like, I'm sure they hate jaws,

1012
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

1013
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 1: And there's always that idiot shark that's like no presses,

1014
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: bad presses.

1015
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the guy who enjoyed Sharknado.

1016
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 2: Yes, a shark Nato.

1017
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 7: That movie was stupid. Yeah, all of them, all fifteen

1018
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 7: of them.

1019
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 1: I don't see how it wouldn't, though it be scientifically accurate.

1020
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: If a tornado went into the ocean it started pulling

1021
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: out sharks. It's just interesting. It's all sharks. But there's

1022
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 1: something probably about the way to it that fits. Why

1023
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't it throw sharks all over the place.

1024
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 4: You know that that's not what they were worried about.

1025
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 4: That's like actually accurate what they thought was. You know,

1026
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 4: if it would go in the water, would it only

1027
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 4: spit out Daliss actors. That's it's interesting they.

1028
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 2: Went to Sharknado and not sharkpoon or Shark Clone because

1029
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 2: those are like the water based ones. And they were like, no,

1030
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 2: we wanted to be like, you're in Omaha and a

1031
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 2: tornado can have a shark in it. That does seem

1032
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 2: far fetched, but not as far fetched as looking at

1033
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 2: that telescope and telling me that that telling me I

1034
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 2: have so many jokes for that that I'm saving for

1035
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 2: last week. All right, let's Bill Gates. He is removing

1036
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 2: himself from the World's Richest list by transferring twenty billion

1037
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 2: dollars of his wealth to his foundation. He says, I

1038
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 2: have an obligation to return my resources to society.

1039
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: What I wish that mean?

1040
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 2: He's like low key who. He's who like people think

1041
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 2: like whenever they like pandemic, he was like, I gotta

1042
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 2: help everybody get a vaccine, and I'm gonna start in Africa.

1043
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 2: You're like, damn, you give a fuck. Huh how did

1044
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 2: you even get that rich?

1045
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: The point long time, he's like to give his xy

1046
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: that money though, that's what that's.

1047
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 2: What it's It's crazy too because he still was trying

1048
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 2: to suck other women. Like he's like, I'm a great man,

1049
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 2: but I'm not that great guys. Okay, I'm okay, I'm

1050
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 2: a billionaire.

1051
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: Found out when we learned that Stephen Hawking was a

1052
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: serial cheater.

1053
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, is his wife is like looking at his screen, yeah,

1054
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 11: or he's talking to his mistress.

1055
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: He's like, I can't wait to see that body again, and.

1056
00:52:49,560 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 2: Heavenly body, I mean, yeah, nice try yeah, Wednesday. You

1057
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 2: never took to Twitter to outline his plans to increase

1058
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 2: the spending of the of the Billing and Linda Gates

1059
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 2: Foundation from nearly six billion a year to nine billion

1060
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 2: by twenty twenty six, which is already wild days because

1061
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 2: when you look at the charitable giving of the other

1062
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 2: billionaires and like, here's one hundred dollars.

1063
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 1: I'm good.

1064
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go be rich on the beach.

1065
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: They must do that, or I can go up and

1066
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: see if the space pictures are real.

1067
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 2: Right, they must fucking I bet the other billionaires hate

1068
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 2: Bill Gates. They probably like they make it look bad,

1069
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 2: like look at this, Look at this motherfucker trying to

1070
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 2: help Africa again, Okay.

1071
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: Like Elon Musk, what do you donate more? He's like,

1072
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: I think you just heard that of eighteen secret children.

1073
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bill, you think you were fucking?

1074
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: I was fucking.

1075
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 2: I'm the Nick Cannon of billionaire.

1076
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 7: You don't want that hide.

1077
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 2: To achieve this goal, the Microsoft co founder will be

1078
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 2: transferring to twenty billion dollars of his personal wealth into

1079
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 2: the foundation. This is It is interesting that it's still

1080
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 2: the building Linda Gates Foundation, Like they kept that. That's

1081
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 2: their baby. I guess, yeah, that's aw, he tweeted. As

1082
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 2: I look to the future, I plan to give virtually

1083
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 2: all of my wealth of my found some of the foundation.

1084
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 2: I will move down eventually off of the list of

1085
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 2: the world's richest people. I have an obligation to return

1086
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 2: my resources to society and ways that have the greatest

1087
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 2: impact for reducing suffering and improving lives. And I hope

1088
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 2: others in position the great wealth and privilege will step

1089
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 2: up in this moment too.

1090
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:39,839
Speaker 4: But wow, wow, wow, really just giving your money away? Yeah,

1091
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 4: good way, Ramsey d This is so funny. Elon Musk

1092
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 4: and Nick Cannon reality show where they have to keep

1093
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:47,479
Speaker 4: their kids their own kids.

1094
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: That is so good.

1095
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 2: I'd watch it. Okay, it's gonna get in away all

1096
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 2: that fucking but i'd watch We're all.

1097
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 4: Gonna simultaneously watch with Mariah Carey because she's love to

1098
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 4: see that.

1099
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 1: Right.

1100
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 2: I saw an article where Nick Katta said he was

1101
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 2: he would he would consider getting back with Mariah Carrom like,

1102
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 2: don't do her that favorite. She don't want that, she

1103
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 2: don't want you.

1104
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,720
Speaker 4: Thanks for your consideration. It's an evance.

1105
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: Who by the way, I'm thinking about Mariah Carre.

1106
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 3: Like, who asked that question?

1107
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, you're ask Mariah when

1108
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 2: she gave back for him. All right, let's move into

1109
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 2: another segment. Okay, we've had fun with this random news,

1110
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:37,360
Speaker 2: but it's time to get serious. Okay, it's time to

1111
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 2: talk about what's bothering us. It's time to do some

1112
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 2: what we like to call fucking with black people.

1113
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: All right, take care.

1114
00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 9: Because just fucking with just fucking with them blacks, fucking

1115
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 9: with fucking with black people.

1116
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 12: Oh I like that song if it's appropriate tonight, it's yeah, listen,

1117
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 12: we got to founded Listen.

1118
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 7: Our fan made that.

1119
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 2: If you can, like go Digger by Kanye West, why

1120
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 2: not you know, fucking with black People's where there we

1121
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 2: go all around the glow, find different articles make us

1122
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 2: feel fucked with the will signed points scores from zero

1123
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,879
Speaker 2: two hundred and intervals of twenty five for how much

1124
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 2: we feel fucked with? Today's contestants everybody a road Allen? Yes,

1125
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:53,839
Speaker 2: a road Allen. Duncan Donuts says it accidentally offered free

1126
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 2: coffee to white residents.

1127
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 7: How would they know?

1128
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:04,800
Speaker 1: A mask? You're saying.

1129
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:06,320
Speaker 5: Like?

1130
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 2: Whoops? A Duncan location in Cranston, Rhode Island, wanted to

1131
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 2: celebrate its thirtieth anniversary on Wednesday by offering free coffee

1132
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 2: for a year to the first one hundred guests. However,

1133
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 2: Facebook post announcing the event suggested it was limited to

1134
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 2: white Cranston, Rhode Island residents. Apparently, it was an unfortunate

1135
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 2: and embarrassing mistake, said Duncan spokesperson Kelsey Chester. They said

1136
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 2: the Facebook post for the Cranston store was copied from

1137
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 2: a post announcing a similar coffee giveaway in White Plains,

1138
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 2: New York. But whoever copied and pasted deleted planes, but

1139
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 2: not white because you know that happened.

1140
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: If I had a doc I've seen the chat for

1141
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: the record. Mike is writing that two black people in

1142
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: Rhode Island can't get their coffee. That's too bad. This

1143
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: place actually is a diverse it was.

1144
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 2: Oh, that's even worse.

1145
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 4: In any case, do the people how did you get

1146
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 4: to Like, they're in Rhode Island, right, they're copy pasting

1147
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 4: white planes. Now we're in New York. White planes is

1148
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 4: pretty much just above the bronx. We're never going like, oh,

1149
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 4: it's the weekend, let's make our way to white planes

1150
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 4: the most happening in New York. Oh, it's just slightly

1151
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 4: above the bronx. So much fun in white plane. Like,

1152
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 4: that's so random. You must have googled h towns with

1153
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 4: the word white in it and then said some weird

1154
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 4: copy pasting. You should be fired for not knowing how

1155
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 4: to use your mouse or control c like that.

1156
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 2: Not this is the question.

1157
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 4: Not have anyone copy paste white planes? How about plain people?

1158
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 2: Yes, that's.

1159
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 3: This is the quality left in the industry.

1160
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 2: Man, Like, you know, this is what a bunch of

1161
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 2: people died.

1162
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,919
Speaker 7: This is why we need people like Keith. Keith would

1163
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 7: have caught that and be like, you know what, you're

1164
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 7: not gonna post that.

1165
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, ironically grammer nazi, But this Nazi isn't

1166
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: putting out white people get free coffee, right.

1167
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 2: Gramer Nazis are pretty fair, you know. Uh in any case,

1168
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 2: does the people did line up hoping to get a

1169
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 2: year of free coffee. Shelley Ramsey, a black woman in

1170
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 2: a regular at the store, was shocked to find out

1171
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 2: about the post, but she believes it was an accident.

1172
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 2: It's too racially diverse in there. It's just that's not

1173
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 2: how things wrong, according to her. A spokesperson for black

1174
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 2: people do fuck with dunkin Donuts. I know because we

1175
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 2: had that one article that God said this, Yeah, always.

1176
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 1: Go to Dunking Donuts, never start books.

1177
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:48,959
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. So we do know some black people

1178
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 2: that fuck with Duncans.

1179
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: And for the white people listening, that means they enjoy

1180
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: dunkin don Yes.

1181
00:59:55,760 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 2: You know what's interesting is if you're a white person

1182
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 2: in line, it's kind of like the people that clap

1183
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 2: for white lives matter. When remember when that woman was

1184
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,439
Speaker 2: at the Trump rally and she was like, you, there's

1185
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 2: a big three for white lives and everybody clapped, and

1186
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 2: then she later she's like, oh, I miss folk, but

1187
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 2: you can't take the claps back if you stood in

1188
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 2: the line when you thought it was for only white residents.

1189
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 4: Got everybody was like doing a telephone, you know, like

1190
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 4: whispering to each other, like this one's for.

1191
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 1: My black friend.

1192
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna give this to a charity like Bill Gates.

1193
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna drink.

1194
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: Off I put this, I'd say it's a stupid accent.

1195
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: I'd give it twenty five points, But then I look

1196
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: at the line and I'm like one hundred. Yeah, the

1197
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: girl still there for the freak call.

1198
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 2: Upon the type of being discovered, we immediately corrected the pols.

1199
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 2: The sparksperson said, so, you know, shout out to the

1200
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 2: first twenty black people that got turned away.

1201
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 1: But after that, come on in and we fixed it,

1202
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 1: and only black people get free coffee.

1203
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, you mean only black coffee. So there's no cream,

1204
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 2: no sugar. I don't know, I don't want all.

1205
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 4: Right, All of a sudden, Tugget Duds comes out with

1206
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 4: like a white coffee because Starbucks has a flat white

1207
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 4: you know. So they're like, no, we were just warming

1208
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 4: up for this new white cream coffee.

1209
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, white white coffee. They just got to like give

1210
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 2: to some charities or something, you know that'll knock it out,

1211
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 2: all right, let's rate it though, all right, this is

1212
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 2: important zero to one hundred and intervals of twenty five.

1213
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 5: Karen, I'm going to get this a twenty five because

1214
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 5: I think it was a true mistake. I'm sorry for

1215
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 5: the few black people that got turned down, but I

1216
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 5: don't think that it was done on purpose. And they

1217
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 5: fixed it and they apologize and they didn't double down.

1218
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: So white twenty five though, white not zero if it's

1219
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 1: an accident, because.

1220
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 4: Did you work, Yeah, kind of something you have to

1221
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 4: get annus and something, you.

1222
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 5: Know what, Keith I lo was gonna go zero, But

1223
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna give it a twenty five just

1224
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 5: because people got tricked by it, and so they feel away,

1225
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 5: So I feel away, All right, what about you, Keith?

1226
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 1: I really do think like twenty five. And then you

1227
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 1: see the line that people did stands in and it

1228
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 1: takes it to one hundred and twenty five.

1229
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, the people in the line definitely get one hundred, right,

1230
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 2: Like you did stand in the line where you thought

1231
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 2: it was white z only.

1232
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 1: Come on now and it's twenty twenty two. Uh, it's

1233
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 1: not crazy that they would have wrote white people only. Yeah,

1234
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: that was fucking nuts.

1235
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 2: There was an insurance company that put for June teen,

1236
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 2: put a side on the door that said something to

1237
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 2: the effect of like happy June teenth, Enjoy your fried

1238
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 2: chicken and watermelon or something like that. And it's like

1239
01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,479
Speaker 2: that was a business. They thought it was a good idea. So, yeah, white,

1240
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 2: it's not You're right, it's not too far patch.

1241
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 3: What about you him?

1242
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 2: What would you write it?

1243
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 4: Okay, So I'm going to give them twenty five dollars

1244
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 4: for picking white planes. I don't even know how you

1245
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 4: found that on the map. Okay, I give you twenty

1246
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 4: five points for copy and pasting wrong. The first thing

1247
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 4: we learned on computers once we got to that space.

1248
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 4: And I'm giving twenty five points for the line. So

1249
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 4: I'm going to give a total of seventy five points.

1250
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 2: I would I would love to see a picture of

1251
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 2: the staff because like, I can't imagine anything funnier than

1252
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 2: if it was a black person that fucked up the

1253
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 2: copy and paste. It was like, oh shit, my bad.

1254
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, down with the people. You know what

1255
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Burn burn this motherfucker.

1256
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,440
Speaker 4: Pay attention to your shit, folks.

1257
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ever, because that one black woman who was a

1258
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 2: customer said it's too diverse up in the air, which

1259
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 2: sounds like the employees are too diverse for her to

1260
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 2: believe it's real racism, which means maybe it wasn't a

1261
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 2: white person that fucked up, which is hilarious. Anyway, I'm

1262
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 2: gonna give it a fifty for the line. Honestly, it's

1263
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 2: almost totally for the line, because like, I almost understand

1264
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 2: fucking up the covey and pays, even though, yeah.

1265
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: But there's the manager that gave it to the Facebook

1266
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: person right there. Just at least two or three people

1267
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: involved in the whites their promo. I do wonder if it.

1268
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 4: Is command you were like, is your son tweeting for us?

1269
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 7: So good?

1270
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:36,600
Speaker 4: Three hours? Let's go.

1271
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 2: There's not even like there's not even copy editors on

1272
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 2: these internet newspapers anymore. Like I often read an article

1273
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 2: and I'm like, that's a clear mistake. Did no one

1274
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 2: look at this? So I bet there's no copy editor? Right?

1275
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,240
Speaker 7: Where's the como?

1276
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 2: They're just like, I don't know, copy paste something man

1277
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 2: put it on the wall, and it's like, all right,

1278
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:56,479
Speaker 2: sound like a good idea.

1279
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 7: I guess.

1280
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 2: Anyway, U, that's that's our scores on that one. Let's

1281
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 2: go to the next.

1282
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 1: It's one hundred.

1283
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's pretty bad.

1284
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 3: Let's go to the next one.

1285
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:12,120
Speaker 2: How about this Marjorie Taylor Green.

1286
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:18,520
Speaker 7: Oh no, right, she's on a permanent hundred list.

1287
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 2: Uh Georgia Republican US representative. She's under scrutiny after she

1288
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 2: headlined a white nationalists conference in Orlando, Florida.

1289
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 1: Is a White Plains national.

1290
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 2: It was a typo. She assumed it was a typo.

1291
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 3: Also, I like I like headline because it sounds I

1292
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 3: was like a comedian.

1293
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 7: Like nough to come out.

1294
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 3: She wasn't the opener, Okay, she was headlining that motherfucker.

1295
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1296
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:55,720
Speaker 2: Tucker Carson was the middle act and the prowd boy,

1297
01:05:55,920 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 2: the prowd boys singing it for some supremacy. Give it

1298
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 2: up next, mother, don't bring it to the stage.

1299
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:14,600
Speaker 1: Okay, raise your one hands if you're excited.

1300
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 2: Y'all might know her from such hits as this okay.

1301
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 7: Sign and.

1302
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 2: Terrible attendees. Chaired Russia's invasion of Ukraine. They checked these Americans,

1303
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 2: these patriots. They cheer Russia invade Ukraine. They chanted President

1304
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 2: Vladimir Putin's name. Shortly before Green took.

1305
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 5: The stage and she still took the stage like because

1306
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:48,959
Speaker 5: she's a piece of ship.

1307
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:54,680
Speaker 2: Cause yeah, right, Like it's because you know. What's funny

1308
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 2: about her is like whenever she gets interviewed later by

1309
01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:00,440
Speaker 2: the regular press, that's not like these people, it's always

1310
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 2: like what why supprint what?

1311
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 4: No?

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01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 2: I just was talking at a conference. I don't even

1313
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 2: know where you're getting that from. I will never knowingly

1314
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 2: done it. I'm like, so the hell Hitler? Chance before

1315
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,080
Speaker 2: they brought you out nothing that you didn't that didn't register?

1316
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 2: It might be the wrong crowd.

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01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 1: No, okay, cool. She's the one who said, I mean,

1318
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 1: there's a million things. But she said like the Holocaust

1319
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 1: wasn't a big deal and they had to finally take

1320
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,120
Speaker 1: her to a Holocaust museum. And then she says, I

1321
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:28,480
Speaker 1: learned a lot. And I've know when Keith and girl

1322
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 1: were like, name something you learn? Yeah, you learned that

1323
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,480
Speaker 1: the Catholics started the Jewish hate? Did you learn that?

1324
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 2: You?

1325
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:35,760
Speaker 1: What did you learn? Because I don't think you did.

1326
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,640
Speaker 4: Right, he's still taking it into the museum.

1327
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 1: Was that good?

1328
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:38,640
Speaker 4: Right?

1329
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,880
Speaker 2: The reps appears on Friday, has trigger calls for the

1330
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,680
Speaker 2: GOP to rebuke Green because she has continued to what

1331
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:51,000
Speaker 2: that's not happening the GOP reviewed. They're like, no, we're

1332
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 2: giving her a promotion and a raise. Motherfucker, that's what

1333
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 2: we do now. Have you not seen our fucking raps.

1334
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:01,000
Speaker 2: She has continued to escape reprom from her own party

1335
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 2: for her historic history of racist in the Phublic and

1336
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 2: the Semitic comments. Uh, she was a surprise guest that

1337
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,880
Speaker 2: spoke at the America First Political Action Committee.

1338
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 7: Oh, a surprise. So they didn't even know she was coming.

1339
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was I mean, yeah, yeah, the organizer is new.

1340
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 4: But not the crowd, you know, so she has other organizing.

1341
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:21,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, just the crowd like nudge each other.

1342
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 2: Like it's like it's like when Chappelle comes into a

1343
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:29,639
Speaker 2: club and and just does like two hours for a set,

1344
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:32,800
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, ship Chappelle coming in here, but.

1345
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 1: You know before you know, before rear she bumped David Duke.

1346
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, why mad, I hate this motherfucker. Oh she's smoking

1347
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:44,719
Speaker 2: another cigarette.

1348
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 1: Here we go.

1349
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:46,960
Speaker 2: She's gonna be up there all night.

1350
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:52,160
Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, let's do let's talk and keep things pure.

1351
01:08:52,439 --> 01:09:02,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. It also underscores the growing trend happening them on

1352
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 2: the far right of some Republicans echo Donald Trump's praise

1353
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:08,839
Speaker 2: of Putin's invasion in Ukraine. Trump is repeatedly applauded Putin,

1354
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 2: saying that Russian military attack against the US ally was

1355
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:16,120
Speaker 2: genius and very savvy. Her remarks were similar to her

1356
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:18,679
Speaker 2: other statements she has made in previous public events, including

1357
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 2: the time she lashed out against cancel culture and tried

1358
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:24,760
Speaker 2: to label Democrats and mainstream Republicans as enemies of the state.

1359
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 2: What's more cancel culture than calling someone an enemy of

1360
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 2: the state? Isn't that the ultimate cancelationity?

1361
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:40,080
Speaker 13: Like you, I can't say a slur that is the

1362
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:45,800
Speaker 13: same as cancel culture. What we should do is kill you,

1363
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,160
Speaker 13: which is not cancel culture at all.

1364
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 7: Permanent culture.

1365
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,759
Speaker 2: Isn't war the ultimate cancel culture. Putin is invading the country.

1366
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:59,000
Speaker 2: They're like, yes, get them, Like, well, there's no more

1367
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:01,960
Speaker 2: cancelation than that, niggas you mother fucking blew over a

1368
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 2: country anyway.

1369
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,000
Speaker 4: I can't even cancel the baby grown.

1370
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Oh, by the way, that's gonna be a

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01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:13,760
Speaker 2: T shirt that I hope you hope they don't. They

1372
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,160
Speaker 2: don't listen to the show, so it's safe.

1373
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:16,320
Speaker 1: But they're.

1374
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 2: They're definitely gonna you can't cancel this and put like

1375
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:25,040
Speaker 2: a fetus with a sign that says no over like Ghostbuster.

1376
01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:26,680
Speaker 4: Three o'clock cancelation.

1377
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 2: We sure just rebrand abortion is canceling babies, and then

1378
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 2: uh really have culture war. Uh anyway, let's rite this racist.

1379
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:39,000
Speaker 2: Karen's zero turn hundred. How much do you feel fucked with?

1380
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:39,519
Speaker 1: Oh?

1381
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:43,679
Speaker 7: Just because she's on the prominent Jakaris list, her face makes.

1382
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:47,639
Speaker 2: Head Okay, all right, your cars is the highest level

1383
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,040
Speaker 2: even over one hundred that we rarely pull out, but

1384
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 2: sometimes people earn it.

1385
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:52,960
Speaker 3: Keith, what about you?

1386
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 1: A hundred thousand? Yeah, she's she's the worst. This is

1387
01:10:56,439 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 1: no surprise one hundred without exaggeration. Of course, what about him, Celebra?

1388
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:01,760
Speaker 1: She knew where she was going.

1389
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,880
Speaker 4: I don't even know is there a question here?

1390
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:07,840
Speaker 2: Are you?

1391
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 4: Oh you testing this to see?

1392
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:09,560
Speaker 10: Like?

1393
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:15,120
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, the worst? One hundred hundred millions. If I

1394
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:18,120
Speaker 4: if this was money, I would save the world and

1395
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:21,719
Speaker 4: all hunger would end, just all of it, all the points.

1396
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:23,880
Speaker 3: All right, I'll give it a dr cars as well.

1397
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 2: I feel like she's a permanent There's certain people who's

1398
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 2: named the article stars and you're just like, yeah, I

1399
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:29,760
Speaker 2: don't know what.

1400
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 7: He's on the list.

1401
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:35,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, George Zimmerman. This is like certain people like I

1402
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:38,680
Speaker 2: don't know what he did, Like George Zimmerman got in

1403
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 2: a wreck, and you're like, yeah, one hundred, he's still around,

1404
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:46,200
Speaker 2: he's living. All right, We've done our due diligence with

1405
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:52,000
Speaker 2: with all this. Let's do something fun. Yeah, we did

1406
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:53,599
Speaker 2: something kind of serious and sad.

1407
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:55,799
Speaker 4: All right, we get through business.

1408
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta listen, got each your vegetables and then

1409
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:03,720
Speaker 2: you got some fun, do your exercise, meditate, So it's

1410
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,760
Speaker 2: time for us to do something we don't always get

1411
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,200
Speaker 2: to do. But we got a couple experts on the show.

1412
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:12,439
Speaker 2: It's just some white people news, Why.

1413
01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:28,799
Speaker 6: People, white people?

1414
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:34,639
Speaker 2: All right, let's see what these white people are doing.

1415
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:37,519
Speaker 2: And I'm guessing it's too much.

1416
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:45,679
Speaker 14: White people news, white people news where we go around

1417
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,920
Speaker 14: find articles that make us feel all nice inside because

1418
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:51,519
Speaker 14: it's just a white people are talking about low steaks,

1419
01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:52,360
Speaker 14: fun stuff.

1420
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:59,240
Speaker 2: Today, Emily radish Kowski thirty one, thirty one years old,

1421
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:00,799
Speaker 2: depths out.

1422
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 4: With her baby.

1423
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 1: Her by the way.

1424
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:07,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this is you know, you might have a

1425
01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:10,840
Speaker 2: chance because she just filed for divorce from her serial cheat,

1426
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 2: serial cheater husband, who's forty one, as it is revealed

1427
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 2: they sold their La home for two point four million

1428
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:23,080
Speaker 2: dollars last month. Yeah, this is a supermodel.

1429
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:25,240
Speaker 4: Is this a famous person?

1430
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:30,559
Speaker 1: Blurred lines? She's the more famous one than blurred lines. Yeah,

1431
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:31,320
Speaker 1: I know him that.

1432
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 7: I don't never know nobody. It's very few people that

1433
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:34,240
Speaker 7: I know in this segment.

1434
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is her ex husband, Baron McClard.

1435
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 2: That's her name. That's a real name, Baron mclark. And

1436
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:49,680
Speaker 2: it's hypenated, which is also interesting. Well, he looks like

1437
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:53,519
Speaker 2: a guy that would cheat on you. You know, he

1438
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,880
Speaker 2: could have been in like Color Me Bad, y'all remember

1439
01:13:55,920 --> 01:14:01,439
Speaker 2: that cru He was like the fourth guy coming bad.

1440
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:03,280
Speaker 3: I'll be like, yeah, of course it's that.

1441
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:15,360
Speaker 2: You don't stop yea. And they had that other song,

1442
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:26,200
Speaker 2: I Adore Me a Moore mm hmm me, and then

1443
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 2: we all decided we were done with them.

1444
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:32,400
Speaker 1: I never heard that on Star Truck. It's weird.

1445
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,679
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, I guess the cap for the rights.

1446
01:14:35,479 --> 01:14:39,240
Speaker 2: But yeah, apparently her film produced her husband and her

1447
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:42,400
Speaker 2: she's planning to divorce him. They got a sixteen month

1448
01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:45,760
Speaker 2: old son, and she said, I'll let me get outside

1449
01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 2: and walk around a little bit with my kid. And

1450
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:50,920
Speaker 2: let the proper riser get some snaps in because they've

1451
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:54,000
Speaker 2: probably been hanging around hoping to, you know, catch her

1452
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,799
Speaker 2: coming outside for a moment so they can document her misery.

1453
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:03,240
Speaker 2: A source close to the Star confirmed the news of

1454
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:03,879
Speaker 2: the separation.

1455
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,920
Speaker 4: The people, okay, so it's nice to hear my close

1456
01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,520
Speaker 4: friends talked with about.

1457
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:11,800
Speaker 2: I always hope in my heart or heart that it's

1458
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:15,360
Speaker 2: them right like you you hope that, like, because it

1459
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:18,000
Speaker 2: would be sucking if you I never have a friend

1460
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 2: that fucked up. Yeah, they gonna pay.

1461
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:23,719
Speaker 1: They pay the fifty bucks, and the friends like, please

1462
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:24,519
Speaker 1: respect your crimes.

1463
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:27,040
Speaker 3: Yes, that come on, guys, can you at least blur

1464
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:27,840
Speaker 3: her kids face out?

1465
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:30,799
Speaker 2: They're gonna be outside at three o'clock to night anyway,

1466
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:35,920
Speaker 2: they they said they split recently. It was EM's decision.

1467
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,559
Speaker 2: She's doing okay. She's strong and focused on her son.

1468
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 2: She loves being a mom.

1469
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 4: She didn't hate it.

1470
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,200
Speaker 1: Gonna fight for the kids because it's the right thing.

1471
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:49,840
Speaker 1: It's hard.

1472
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:52,280
Speaker 2: They were right the bane of my existence.

1473
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,000
Speaker 4: Maybe like on a Tuesday.

1474
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:59,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, people say, oh my kid telling me so long. Well,

1475
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm not an idiot. I teach it.

1476
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:08,479
Speaker 2: It's the best job I've ever had Okay as a

1477
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:12,679
Speaker 2: millionaire and a pop star, so sensation and an actor.

1478
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 7: You know.

1479
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,960
Speaker 2: Uh, but that's what comes out of a source toe

1480
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:22,360
Speaker 2: pay six on Friday that Sebastian is a serial cheater. Yeah,

1481
01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:30,679
Speaker 2: he cheated. He's a serial cheater. It's gross. He's a dog. Hello.

1482
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:34,880
Speaker 4: It's very few non cereal cheaters. I think if you cheat,

1483
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:37,679
Speaker 4: you cheat like in whatever serial way, Like I cheat

1484
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:40,120
Speaker 4: every time I'm at a down, or I cheat every

1485
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,760
Speaker 4: time I I every time someone hits on me, like

1486
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 4: every chance I get, or or I cheat every time

1487
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 4: I'm out at a bar like I don't you know,

1488
01:16:48,439 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 4: there are some cases where it's like this person blew

1489
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:54,120
Speaker 4: me away and I exploded my life because they're so

1490
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:57,719
Speaker 4: fucking good. But mostly you're probably just cheating.

1491
01:16:58,040 --> 01:16:58,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1492
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:02,360
Speaker 2: We almost pick on the ones who have like a

1493
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:05,280
Speaker 2: serious affair, right, you know what I mean? Whenever someone

1494
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:07,439
Speaker 2: does brow up their life for one person, we almost

1495
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:10,680
Speaker 2: all for some reason that's not the cool cheating. But

1496
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 2: the people that are like, oh he just fucks everything,

1497
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:16,120
Speaker 2: We're like that guy gets asked, bro. But whenever, like

1498
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:19,720
Speaker 2: I remember that you had that one uh, like politician

1499
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:22,800
Speaker 2: who like went missing for like a month because he

1500
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:26,519
Speaker 2: just fell in love with this. Yeah, they found like

1501
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:29,360
Speaker 2: letters and they were like, look at this motherfucker being

1502
01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:32,439
Speaker 2: in love. Oh goofy ass. But if he would have

1503
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:34,759
Speaker 2: just been like, oh yeah, I fuck I get treads

1504
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,679
Speaker 2: on the rig, bro, we were like, oh, that dude's

1505
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:37,160
Speaker 2: so cool.

1506
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:41,320
Speaker 4: You know why because I think the person who regularly

1507
01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:44,800
Speaker 4: does it seems more in control. They know they're doing

1508
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:48,360
Speaker 4: bad things, they cover up, they like have this this thing.

1509
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:51,880
Speaker 4: But the person who falls and looked he fell in love.

1510
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:54,720
Speaker 4: You can't fall while you have a family. And all

1511
01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:59,120
Speaker 4: of a sudden, this very you know, logical human being

1512
01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:03,160
Speaker 4: has fallen and in love you fucking yeah, it's.

1513
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:06,439
Speaker 1: So crazy, like tripped off yea.

1514
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:09,120
Speaker 2: And yeah it was Mark Sanford and he went to

1515
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:13,519
Speaker 2: the Apple Relacian Trail and his staff and people were like,

1516
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:16,880
Speaker 2: where the fuck happeness guy woman and he's missing. It's like, no,

1517
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:19,519
Speaker 2: he fell in love with a Brazilian woman or some shit,

1518
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:21,720
Speaker 2: and he left and didn't come back. I was like,

1519
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:25,599
Speaker 2: it's almost a romantic story. Almost almost.

1520
01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 4: While he was on the Appalachian Trail, that was all excuse.

1521
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,560
Speaker 2: I don't think he ever went on the trail. He

1522
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:33,960
Speaker 2: just that was all like, I'm going hiking everyone, I'll

1523
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:34,559
Speaker 2: be right back.

1524
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:36,880
Speaker 7: And then he came back into the staff. I was like,

1525
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:40,640
Speaker 7: the fuck you got meetings on Monday. Where are you right?

1526
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:43,439
Speaker 4: Because on the trail you can't answer. You don't have

1527
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:45,559
Speaker 4: a lot of service, and you're out there by yourself

1528
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 4: and your phone diys. It's like, couldn't give out to you.

1529
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:51,080
Speaker 2: I was kids, and they're thinking he didn't die or

1530
01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:51,479
Speaker 2: some shit.

1531
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:52,280
Speaker 4: Uh.

1532
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:58,400
Speaker 2: Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg let loose with tequila and

1533
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:04,639
Speaker 2: four thousand dollars day in New York City. Y'all city, Okay,

1534
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:05,720
Speaker 2: this is.

1535
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:06,320
Speaker 4: In the news.

1536
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:07,559
Speaker 13: This is.

1537
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:10,439
Speaker 4: Just twenty dollars for them.

1538
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:12,800
Speaker 3: This is what the white people talk about.

1539
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:19,560
Speaker 2: We worked, We were like, uh, the scene here in

1540
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:23,960
Speaker 2: this picture would say Less co owner Dara Mitchell Hungary,

1541
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:28,360
Speaker 2: which I guess say Less is the name of the restaurant,

1542
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,240
Speaker 2: which is like a cool trendy name, right.

1543
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:35,439
Speaker 7: It's spelled s E I L E S specific kind.

1544
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:37,600
Speaker 4: Of like they didn't want to call it shut the

1545
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:40,720
Speaker 4: funk up because they're charging say less.

1546
01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:44,920
Speaker 2: Yeah cool, yeah, yeah, that's all that is funny. It's

1547
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,240
Speaker 2: called say lest but it's like the opposite of pay

1548
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 2: lass you're paying more. Yeah.

1549
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:53,280
Speaker 4: Also, I mean this is like a really great new

1550
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:55,320
Speaker 4: way to not have to hire a pr person for

1551
01:19:55,439 --> 01:19:58,400
Speaker 4: too much and just drop like four grands on dinner

1552
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:02,000
Speaker 4: and or or drop like twenty grand on dinner, but

1553
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:04,880
Speaker 4: pay one thousand dollars for the tip and then in

1554
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,000
Speaker 4: every newspaper.

1555
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,880
Speaker 1: So true. I like that the owner came over. It

1556
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,000
Speaker 1: was like can I get a picture? You spent way

1557
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:15,760
Speaker 1: too much. Yeah, this bill was ridiculous.

1558
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:18,559
Speaker 4: It's funny to share this with it with page six

1559
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:20,360
Speaker 4: your your bills cool.

1560
01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was like you covered the rent for the

1561
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:23,960
Speaker 7: whole month. Thank you.

1562
01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:28,720
Speaker 2: It's funny too because when it comes to these celebrities,

1563
01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:30,920
Speaker 2: a lot of times shit is camped for them. So

1564
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:33,679
Speaker 2: like there's a big deal that they actually did pay,

1565
01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:36,560
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. But normally they paid celebrities

1566
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,600
Speaker 2: that they've made let them eat free, because like we

1567
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:41,000
Speaker 2: had Mark Wahlbert, Kevin Hart and our restaurant, it was

1568
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,840
Speaker 2: a big deal. But instead they're like, no, no, they

1569
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:48,600
Speaker 2: paid four thousand dollars because we're the shit, but you

1570
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:52,439
Speaker 2: should come too, broke ass. The dinner came out there

1571
01:20:52,479 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 2: probably four thousand dollars an insider tells us, noting that

1572
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:58,840
Speaker 2: there were about fifteen to twenty people in the group altogether.

1573
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:03,360
Speaker 1: Who's theer these insiders like somebody called TMZ and goes,

1574
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:06,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what you put on your show. Two

1575
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:08,599
Speaker 1: celebrities pay four thousand for dinner? Is that a thing?

1576
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:10,760
Speaker 1: It is a thing. Get the fuck out of it.

1577
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:14,519
Speaker 7: I realize I got your story.

1578
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,760
Speaker 2: I'm realizing now I fucked up when I invited Mike

1579
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:21,160
Speaker 2: Caplan to me and Keith's lunch. I should have called

1580
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:24,760
Speaker 2: page six and been like, gosh, Keith paid for the

1581
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,280
Speaker 2: whole thing. Okay, I saw the check.

1582
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:28,160
Speaker 1: It was this much.

1583
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:29,760
Speaker 2: He dipped this much, And.

1584
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:33,200
Speaker 1: Just tell him living food it was vegan, Yeah, tell tell.

1585
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,840
Speaker 2: Him it was an insider. I don't want him to know,

1586
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:38,519
Speaker 2: make him think it was outsider. I don't want him

1587
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:42,200
Speaker 2: to know who gave the information. Although Hard and Warlberg

1588
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:44,880
Speaker 2: have respective networks of four hundred and fifty million and

1589
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:48,479
Speaker 2: four hundred million, someone else in the room paid for

1590
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:57,080
Speaker 2: the bill. The insider adds, what imagine what? Wow? So

1591
01:21:57,200 --> 01:22:01,679
Speaker 2: they really didn't mend shit? Why must be nice?

1592
01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:04,760
Speaker 4: I hope they dropped a huge chip just because wow.

1593
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,400
Speaker 2: Wow? Also real nice?

1594
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:11,080
Speaker 4: Is this. You go out to a restaurant, it's like

1595
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:16,760
Speaker 4: your fucking net worth is in the paper the next day. Well,

1596
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 4: other people were sitting here. You're not talking about their business.

1597
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:22,639
Speaker 4: That's too much in a private room.

1598
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:27,240
Speaker 2: Heart forty three died on chicken sattee and Wallberg fifty

1599
01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:28,839
Speaker 2: one it's it's.

1600
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:31,759
Speaker 4: Just chicken on a stick, but like a small version,

1601
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:32,680
Speaker 4: like an appetizer.

1602
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:34,960
Speaker 1: Oh, you probably get a couple because it adds up

1603
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:36,080
Speaker 1: to two thousand.

1604
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:41,200
Speaker 2: And Wallberg fifty one feasted on steam sea bass and

1605
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:42,560
Speaker 2: steamed lobster.

1606
01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:44,280
Speaker 1: Sea bass and live.

1607
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 7: Uh a surfing turf.

1608
01:22:47,439 --> 01:22:49,240
Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of cuisine this place is.

1609
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:51,120
Speaker 3: Uh, let's see.

1610
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:55,040
Speaker 2: Uh you see so the boogie night stars letting loose

1611
01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:57,599
Speaker 2: even though he has a strict exercise and die regimen.

1612
01:22:58,240 --> 01:22:58,360
Speaker 4: Uh.

1613
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:01,200
Speaker 2: He posted on Instagram Labs Friday, he was again at

1614
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:04,160
Speaker 2: say Less, where the drinks were flowing and he enjoyed

1615
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:07,960
Speaker 2: his new tequila Fletcher Azul.

1616
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:13,320
Speaker 1: No joke. It really is like I guess SAA is.

1617
01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,920
Speaker 1: Probably it's Asian. It's probably a pun on some kind

1618
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:18,400
Speaker 1: of Asian food. But it does have a woman on

1619
01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:22,799
Speaker 1: the outside. Given the symbol like secrets are inside. Wow.

1620
01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:27,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's cool too, because like that's definitely a

1621
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:31,880
Speaker 2: black slang term that they're appropriated. So it's like hitting

1622
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,800
Speaker 2: all the marks, you know what I mean. Say less,

1623
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:35,400
Speaker 2: it's like, I'm gonna take care of it. Don't worry

1624
01:23:35,439 --> 01:23:37,679
Speaker 2: about it. And they were like, what if we spell

1625
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:42,760
Speaker 2: it differently and make it Asian? Okay, then we only

1626
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:45,479
Speaker 2: serve the whites. It'll listen, We're getting all the bases.

1627
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:49,720
Speaker 2: During their dinner with Hart three days later, with the

1628
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:52,880
Speaker 2: wild Birds Dinner, the pair also enjoyed some of the

1629
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:56,479
Speaker 2: Mile twenty two stars booze. I love when they throw

1630
01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:59,400
Speaker 2: the movies in there. Oh it's so good.

1631
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:01,719
Speaker 7: This is this is more.

1632
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,519
Speaker 4: Uh, this is pressed for the movie.

1633
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:05,040
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1634
01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:07,040
Speaker 4: Remember these guys, they're rich.

1635
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,000
Speaker 1: You like them.

1636
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:10,559
Speaker 4: They went out somebody likes them so much, didn't even

1637
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:12,320
Speaker 4: have to pay for their food. It wasn't even the

1638
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:13,440
Speaker 4: actual restaurant.

1639
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:14,840
Speaker 2: Remember how much you like them.

1640
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 4: Hey there's a movie coming out. You know how much

1641
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,439
Speaker 4: you like the movie coming out? They're rich, you like

1642
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:20,160
Speaker 4: rich people.

1643
01:24:20,479 --> 01:24:23,120
Speaker 2: Drink that tequila. And also I love when it's like

1644
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:25,960
Speaker 2: not a good movie, you know what I mean, because

1645
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,519
Speaker 2: like they've done so many movies.

1646
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:29,000
Speaker 3: You probably can name a couple of there, like.

1647
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:31,040
Speaker 2: Everyone would know. I'd be like, oh yay, I remember

1648
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:34,160
Speaker 2: Boogie Nights and they're like the male twenty two star.

1649
01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:36,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, no one saw that one that was that

1650
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:37,639
Speaker 2: was the shitty one guy.

1651
01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:39,880
Speaker 4: It was only eight miles from that movie.

1652
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:46,760
Speaker 2: Different white, different white, But like how they got the

1653
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:57,920
Speaker 2: thumbs up. It's really good to see that solitary Lizzo, Okay,

1654
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:00,920
Speaker 2: I know who is Liz wants to get in the

1655
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:06,280
Speaker 2: middle of Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's PDA.

1656
01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:08,479
Speaker 1: Explain.

1657
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:14,680
Speaker 2: So you may know Courtney Kardashian Travis Barker as a

1658
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:21,439
Speaker 2: couple that looks slippery. Yeah, and so they've been going

1659
01:25:21,479 --> 01:25:25,479
Speaker 2: around doing a lot of like inappropriate quote unquote PDA.

1660
01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:26,760
Speaker 7: Oh those two.

1661
01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:32,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, they look like yeah, fine, Like they definitely

1662
01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:35,760
Speaker 2: and like they're definitely trying to be known as the

1663
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:38,519
Speaker 2: couple that does too much, because like the leaks of

1664
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:41,519
Speaker 2: their press is all like we drink each other's blood

1665
01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:45,679
Speaker 2: or you know, we fucked in that bathroom or something

1666
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:50,040
Speaker 2: like that. So they are like the almost pornographic sexy couple.

1667
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:55,280
Speaker 2: And yeah, Lizzo said she wouldn't mind getting all up

1668
01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:55,960
Speaker 2: in the middle of that.

1669
01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:59,040
Speaker 4: Oh m.

1670
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,200
Speaker 2: She said, let me get in the middle of that

1671
01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:05,880
Speaker 2: when she was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy

1672
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:07,120
Speaker 2: Cohen Monday, and that.

1673
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:09,479
Speaker 1: Means in a like she went in a good way

1674
01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:11,560
Speaker 1: for her, right, yeah, I mean, I gotta stop this

1675
01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:12,800
Speaker 1: this ridiculousness.

1676
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:19,160
Speaker 4: It sounds like she's as they're walking down streets, let

1677
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:22,400
Speaker 4: me get in the middle of that. Yeah, smile a little.

1678
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:25,960
Speaker 2: They're all they're all famous enough, you know what I mean? Yes,

1679
01:26:26,280 --> 01:26:28,800
Speaker 2: like where this could happen. I sat next to it.

1680
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:33,000
Speaker 2: I was like with this, Yeah, literally, yes, I want

1681
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:34,840
Speaker 2: to be the roast beef in the middle of that

1682
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:38,320
Speaker 2: white bread, if you know what I'm saying. I sat

1683
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:41,599
Speaker 2: next to them at the met gala and I fully

1684
01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:42,080
Speaker 2: enjoyed it.

1685
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:44,040
Speaker 3: So it's about damn time they call me.

1686
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:51,000
Speaker 4: Uh Now, imagine imagine a dude saying this, oh yeah,

1687
01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:54,720
Speaker 4: oh yeah, you know it's it's a little sexual harassing.

1688
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:55,200
Speaker 1: Come on.

1689
01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:58,720
Speaker 4: That is the last that is the last.

1690
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:02,680
Speaker 2: Double standard that we have. Right It's the like, have

1691
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:04,720
Speaker 2: you ever watched a morning show when like a hot

1692
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:07,040
Speaker 2: guy comes on. It's like Kathley and Hold or something,

1693
01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:10,479
Speaker 2: and they're like basically like I will fuck you like,

1694
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:15,479
Speaker 2: it's like what why? Yes, coming up next, we're going

1695
01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:18,280
Speaker 2: to talk about the me too movement and uh, the

1696
01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:20,720
Speaker 2: next person that fucked up. But after that, the guy

1697
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:22,960
Speaker 2: from Tongue is coming on from the Olympics and we

1698
01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:25,920
Speaker 2: were on both second nipples and do shots off his

1699
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:26,639
Speaker 2: fucking chest.

1700
01:27:26,760 --> 01:27:28,240
Speaker 3: They're like, Okay, that's the thing.

1701
01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:32,840
Speaker 4: At best they're just being corny old women. Yeah, and

1702
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:36,400
Speaker 4: at worst you are sexually harassing your guest with your

1703
01:27:36,439 --> 01:27:38,400
Speaker 4: tongue on the floor. It's fucking weird.

1704
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:43,400
Speaker 2: Next, yeah, it is funny. It's our last double standard.

1705
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:45,800
Speaker 2: Like you know what I'm saying, but I get it,

1706
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:46,400
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

1707
01:27:46,520 --> 01:27:48,599
Speaker 4: Go ahead, and that's gonna that's in ten years, they're

1708
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:49,960
Speaker 4: gonna want to take those episodes down.

1709
01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:58,720
Speaker 2: Oh for sure, Yes, sure, We're like I remember, like

1710
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:00,240
Speaker 2: this is how fucked up it is. Though.

1711
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:06,519
Speaker 3: Kit Harrington, the guy who plays John Snow, he He's like, YO.

1712
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:07,720
Speaker 7: Talked about that.

1713
01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:10,840
Speaker 2: So I'm such a hart Thrive character on the show

1714
01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:13,320
Speaker 2: that I'm getting harassed and people are doing inappropriate ship

1715
01:28:13,439 --> 01:28:16,280
Speaker 2: and fucking interviews all these all these women are asking

1716
01:28:16,320 --> 01:28:17,880
Speaker 2: me about fucking me and ship and I think it's

1717
01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:19,880
Speaker 2: kind of fun. It's too much, and people are like.

1718
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:24,360
Speaker 6: Oh, shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck up, you

1719
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:26,880
Speaker 6: had some bitch, You better get out there and get

1720
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:29,960
Speaker 6: some like it was so like he was married.

1721
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:32,599
Speaker 2: And ship like it don't matter. Let her grab your dick.

1722
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:35,320
Speaker 3: Stop being a little bitch boy, like we are not

1723
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:37,120
Speaker 3: as evolved as we like to think.

1724
01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:38,200
Speaker 2: We are not.

1725
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:44,519
Speaker 4: You know, it's very uncomfortable and it's just like, oh, us, yeah,

1726
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:47,120
Speaker 4: we're so harmless.

1727
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:49,680
Speaker 7: Women are savages too.

1728
01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:52,760
Speaker 5: I don't know why people think that that's just a

1729
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:56,479
Speaker 5: male thing, Like no women can be like, yes, I

1730
01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:58,000
Speaker 5: want to do some things too.

1731
01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:01,880
Speaker 2: I blame them mimosas. You know, you're drinking mimosas that

1732
01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:06,320
Speaker 2: early in the morning, somebody's getting yeah, you mix that

1733
01:29:06,439 --> 01:29:10,880
Speaker 2: with a yeah. The good news is they'll pass out

1734
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:13,439
Speaker 2: in their green room right after the show that they're

1735
01:29:13,479 --> 01:29:14,120
Speaker 2: not gonna.

1736
01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:16,840
Speaker 4: Actually that's some cos then what are we talking about?

1737
01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:21,600
Speaker 2: What they don't give they they don't give him the

1738
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,720
Speaker 2: mimosa they drink. They drink the mimosas, and then they're

1739
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:27,960
Speaker 2: they're like, I would fuck you Tungsten Olympic man. And

1740
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:30,160
Speaker 2: then by the third hour they're just like, I'm gonna

1741
01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:34,960
Speaker 2: fall asleep like that's fine, Uh, but yeah someone. They

1742
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:38,240
Speaker 2: also tried to catch Lizzo slipping in this interview by

1743
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:43,599
Speaker 2: asking her about Kim Kardashian allegedly damaging Marilyn Monroe's dress,

1744
01:29:44,479 --> 01:29:48,880
Speaker 2: which supposedly didn't happen according to the people that keep

1745
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:49,280
Speaker 2: the dress.

1746
01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:50,240
Speaker 3: They said, that was a lie.

1747
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:52,880
Speaker 4: But who knows what You're gonna interview me and ask

1748
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:54,519
Speaker 4: me about some other woman's dress.

1749
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:58,519
Speaker 3: What is this trying to catch? Yes, it is because

1750
01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:00,120
Speaker 3: they want her to be like yet that.

1751
01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:03,240
Speaker 2: Was terrible, And then the headline would have been instead

1752
01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:07,080
Speaker 2: of she wants to fuck Kim Kardashian's sister and her husband,

1753
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:12,080
Speaker 2: it would have been Lizzo says, uh, Kim Kardashian should

1754
01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:12,880
Speaker 2: be canceled or whatever.

1755
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:16,120
Speaker 1: But it's dand goes, you know what could fuck that dress?

1756
01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:21,280
Speaker 2: So she didn't. Instead of answering with a serious answer,

1757
01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:24,200
Speaker 2: she said, there's people dying Kim, which is a quote

1758
01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:26,920
Speaker 2: from Courtney's infamous response to Kim losing her diamond earring

1759
01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:29,479
Speaker 2: in the ocean in twenty eleven. So she's a fan

1760
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:36,880
Speaker 2: of keeping up with the Kardashians good and they asked

1761
01:30:36,920 --> 01:30:40,439
Speaker 2: it her and Rihanna talk about business, and she said,

1762
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:42,519
Speaker 2: my conversations with Rihanna are more sexual.

1763
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:44,519
Speaker 3: I guess we are always giving it.

1764
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:49,439
Speaker 2: To each other. We don't talk about work. So, okay,

1765
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:54,479
Speaker 2: Lizzo's out here ready to fuck dog. She's letting y'all know.

1766
01:30:55,720 --> 01:30:58,280
Speaker 4: She's She's definitely letting us know.

1767
01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:04,439
Speaker 1: We love to see it. Okay. He I was talking

1768
01:31:04,439 --> 01:31:06,680
Speaker 1: to my white friends about this. You love to see

1769
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:07,200
Speaker 1: you do.

1770
01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:12,200
Speaker 2: It's good for them. Brad Pitt wears a skirt at

1771
01:31:12,280 --> 01:31:15,160
Speaker 2: the Bullet Train from mirror and shows off his tattoos.

1772
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,360
Speaker 2: Ah shit, mm hmm, good for him.

1773
01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:21,040
Speaker 7: A skirt, skirt or kilt.

1774
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:23,719
Speaker 2: You love to see the leg, a little leg showing.

1775
01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:28,840
Speaker 2: It's almost unfair because he obviously this feels more like

1776
01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:34,439
Speaker 2: a challenge as he's like, how handsome am I I'm

1777
01:31:34,479 --> 01:31:37,760
Speaker 2: skirt wearing handsome. Ain't nobody gonna say ship They'll not.

1778
01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:42,240
Speaker 10: And he's right, yeah, but if women on the red

1779
01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:46,960
Speaker 10: carpet could wear that loose, fucking chill dress, well that's

1780
01:31:47,080 --> 01:31:49,280
Speaker 10: not a red carpet dress, sir.

1781
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:52,400
Speaker 2: So that was that was the take I had to

1782
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:56,960
Speaker 2: him to was, I'm above the whole, Like we just

1783
01:31:57,040 --> 01:31:58,639
Speaker 2: give him props for wearing the skirt.

1784
01:31:59,360 --> 01:31:59,880
Speaker 1: A lot of the.

1785
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:04,479
Speaker 2: Skirts trash, but the skirt be trashed. Look at this fit.

1786
01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:05,800
Speaker 2: This is a trash fit.

1787
01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:08,479
Speaker 5: The standards I low and he didn't get up with

1788
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:10,360
Speaker 5: the person to dress him. But I want to wear

1789
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:12,520
Speaker 5: a dress and they could have got something appropriate.

1790
01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:16,880
Speaker 4: Right, where's the where's the whole lake? You gotta wear

1791
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:21,040
Speaker 4: something underneath to hand you, to perk you up. And

1792
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:22,479
Speaker 4: all this happened.

1793
01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:24,559
Speaker 7: The shirt is wrinkled. You went on the red cop

1794
01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:25,719
Speaker 7: of the wrinkled shirt.

1795
01:32:25,840 --> 01:32:28,800
Speaker 2: Right, Like have you not seen Billy Porter on the

1796
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:31,240
Speaker 2: red carpet when he wears a dress or a skirt

1797
01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:33,880
Speaker 2: like he tries you know what I mean, he's trying

1798
01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:38,200
Speaker 2: to bring it every single time with these fucking fashions. Man, deep,

1799
01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:42,800
Speaker 2: this motherfucker is giving you fashion. Brad, you did the

1800
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:44,000
Speaker 2: bare minimum, my man.

1801
01:32:44,360 --> 01:32:45,720
Speaker 3: That was just a handsome check.

1802
01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:47,320
Speaker 2: You were like, look out, hands on, I am.

1803
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:52,519
Speaker 4: You wore a potato sackings and huh ship yeah are

1804
01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:53,639
Speaker 4: your forty ass?

1805
01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:56,960
Speaker 2: And the shirt wrinkle?

1806
01:32:57,520 --> 01:33:00,000
Speaker 7: That's what I said. I know you pull that shit

1807
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:01,160
Speaker 7: straight out to dry up.

1808
01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:05,080
Speaker 2: He didn't iron nothing. Man must be nice, you know.

1809
01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:07,760
Speaker 3: But he got a lot of credit for it, you know,

1810
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:08,479
Speaker 3: to see it.

1811
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:11,639
Speaker 4: He just looks through you. Where are potatoes? Go ahead?

1812
01:33:12,479 --> 01:33:18,400
Speaker 2: Elon Musk daddy fathered a secret child, second child with

1813
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:19,320
Speaker 2: his stepdaughter.

1814
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:24,280
Speaker 4: What wait ew well, he was.

1815
01:33:24,280 --> 01:33:27,360
Speaker 1: On a yacht. Probably that's internet his stepdaughter.

1816
01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the father of Elon Musk.

1817
01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:33,320
Speaker 2: Obviously, he revealed he fathered a second a secret second

1818
01:33:33,439 --> 01:33:35,679
Speaker 2: child with his stepdaughter who he raised.

1819
01:33:35,720 --> 01:33:36,679
Speaker 7: And she was four.

1820
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:45,120
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, some real Woody Allen shit.

1821
01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:51,040
Speaker 2: Every lot of the story gets worse. The seventy six

1822
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:54,920
Speaker 2: year old welcome to Baby girl with his thirty five

1823
01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:56,000
Speaker 2: year old stepdaughter.

1824
01:33:56,800 --> 01:34:00,440
Speaker 7: Whateen.

1825
01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:05,160
Speaker 2: So apparently he been this, been in a something nap

1826
01:34:05,320 --> 01:34:10,400
Speaker 2: and this three years late. We're finding this out. Wow. Uh,

1827
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:13,080
Speaker 2: he told the Sun newspaper. The only thing we are

1828
01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:14,840
Speaker 2: on earth for is to reproduce.

1829
01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:19,880
Speaker 4: Oh that's the only thing. Wow, you have a lot

1830
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,559
Speaker 4: going on. Good job. This is Elon Munk's father.

1831
01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:23,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1832
01:34:23,920 --> 01:34:25,360
Speaker 2: You don't see people lean in.

1833
01:34:25,439 --> 01:34:28,960
Speaker 4: Because he reproduce that. So of course that's like, I'm done.

1834
01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:30,080
Speaker 7: I did that.

1835
01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:32,400
Speaker 4: Okay, now let's see if I could do another one

1836
01:34:32,479 --> 01:34:33,120
Speaker 4: with this person.

1837
01:34:33,680 --> 01:34:38,439
Speaker 2: You don't see people lean in like that, Yeah, like

1838
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:40,880
Speaker 2: you expect them normally to try to like make some

1839
01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:43,639
Speaker 2: time excuse. He's like, oh no, bro, I get pussy.

1840
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:46,599
Speaker 2: That's what I'm out here doing at seventy six. That's

1841
01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:48,519
Speaker 2: what God put me on earth to do. What I'm

1842
01:34:48,680 --> 01:34:51,960
Speaker 2: doing the bitches, apparently, that's what I'm.

1843
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:52,240
Speaker 1: Here to do.

1844
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:57,479
Speaker 2: Bye, sir. By the way, him and his step daughter

1845
01:34:57,800 --> 01:35:01,439
Speaker 2: already share a five year old boy, Elliot Rush, who

1846
01:35:01,479 --> 01:35:05,479
Speaker 2: was born in twenty seventeen. The wealthy South African engineer

1847
01:35:05,640 --> 01:35:10,240
Speaker 2: married modeled may Holdman Musk in nineteen seventy and together

1848
01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:13,280
Speaker 2: they have Elon Kimball and Toska Tosca.

1849
01:35:14,479 --> 01:35:17,400
Speaker 4: So this is Elon's mother's daughter.

1850
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,840
Speaker 3: Let's see, they divorced in seventy nine.

1851
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:23,519
Speaker 4: Did he marry I shouldn't have to do this much

1852
01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:25,960
Speaker 4: math to find out how you are.

1853
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:28,559
Speaker 7: Shouldn't have to go down the family tree, right?

1854
01:35:28,720 --> 01:35:28,920
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1855
01:35:29,520 --> 01:35:30,040
Speaker 2: Who is mother?

1856
01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:31,960
Speaker 7: Your second cousin daughter?

1857
01:35:32,479 --> 01:35:32,679
Speaker 1: Yes?

1858
01:35:33,080 --> 01:35:33,519
Speaker 7: So this is.

1859
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:37,400
Speaker 4: This is just start when she was eighteen? Would you

1860
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:40,280
Speaker 4: wait for each Oh that must have been a weird cake.

1861
01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:41,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1862
01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:48,760
Speaker 2: This is his stepdaughter from his second marriage. So he

1863
01:35:48,880 --> 01:35:51,840
Speaker 2: married this woman that already had two children, including Jana,

1864
01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:58,320
Speaker 2: and then he said he later divorced her. After they

1865
01:35:58,360 --> 01:36:00,360
Speaker 2: were together for eighteen years. He admitted he his kids

1866
01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:02,479
Speaker 2: were shocked about the news of him dating and fathering

1867
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:05,280
Speaker 2: kids with j Jenna. They still don't like it, he

1868
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:08,200
Speaker 2: admitted in his new interview. They still feel a bit

1869
01:36:08,320 --> 01:36:11,360
Speaker 2: creepy about it because she's their sister, their half sister.

1870
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:15,040
Speaker 1: You know what's the craziest thing about this again talking

1871
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:20,320
Speaker 1: to my friends. Yeah, he he has an opinion on

1872
01:36:20,439 --> 01:36:21,800
Speaker 1: the Marilyn Monroe dress.

1873
01:36:22,400 --> 01:36:29,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also she should be ashamed Kim Kardashian. He

1874
01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:32,400
Speaker 2: also revealed that him and Jena are no longer together

1875
01:36:32,520 --> 01:36:34,479
Speaker 2: due to the forty one year age gap and the

1876
01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:36,519
Speaker 2: last visit, he said, the kids were starting to get

1877
01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:37,320
Speaker 2: on my nerves.

1878
01:36:38,760 --> 01:36:43,960
Speaker 4: Stop it. What he's really He's he's living a real life.

1879
01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:48,360
Speaker 2: Good for you, this is local. This is low key

1880
01:36:48,479 --> 01:36:50,920
Speaker 2: one of the greatest interviews I've ever heard in my

1881
01:36:51,040 --> 01:36:55,639
Speaker 2: life because it's like the inner monologue of an evil person.

1882
01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:59,160
Speaker 2: But they never say it. But he's just saying it,

1883
01:36:59,400 --> 01:37:00,720
Speaker 2: like I didn't even know you could do that.

1884
01:37:01,439 --> 01:37:04,360
Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, he's We're asking him a question, going like,

1885
01:37:04,439 --> 01:37:07,000
Speaker 4: go ahead, gaslight, U No, I hate kids.

1886
01:37:09,120 --> 01:37:10,880
Speaker 2: He's like, no, I'm a piece of shit. I groomed

1887
01:37:10,920 --> 01:37:12,880
Speaker 2: her for sure, I definitely did.

1888
01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:16,120
Speaker 4: I could die to my room, so didn't it say

1889
01:37:16,160 --> 01:37:19,040
Speaker 4: there was? The kids were surprised the parents divorced after

1890
01:37:19,120 --> 01:37:21,519
Speaker 4: eighteen years. I'm like, well, that's the legal age. That's

1891
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:26,720
Speaker 4: when he turned eighteen. What am I still doing here?

1892
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:30,759
Speaker 3: This one's ready, uh, Sarah Jessica Parker.

1893
01:37:31,640 --> 01:37:34,760
Speaker 2: Yes, you may know her from such hits as Sex

1894
01:37:34,840 --> 01:37:41,479
Speaker 2: and the City and the One After, and the movies

1895
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:47,080
Speaker 2: and then and then the news show without without uh

1896
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:50,439
Speaker 2: without the one that be fucking everybody on it.

1897
01:37:51,280 --> 01:37:51,400
Speaker 5: Uh.

1898
01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:54,680
Speaker 2: Sarah Jessica Parker asked fans to stop calling her gray

1899
01:37:54,760 --> 01:37:55,360
Speaker 2: hair brave.

1900
01:37:57,479 --> 01:38:01,439
Speaker 1: I can't though. I can't stop, can't stop old, stop.

1901
01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:03,040
Speaker 2: Brave.

1902
01:38:03,120 --> 01:38:06,320
Speaker 1: It's a move and I can't quit that. Sorry, Sarah.

1903
01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:07,479
Speaker 3: I gotta respect it.

1904
01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:12,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep talking about it's an old choice. I

1905
01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:15,519
Speaker 1: think it's wonderful. That's people that don't have a choice. No,

1906
01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:19,200
Speaker 1: it's just fine, and I'm gonna keep shouting it. I'm sorry.

1907
01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:27,519
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Sarah. You are Ara, and go get her.

1908
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:31,240
Speaker 1: It's wonderful and thank you.

1909
01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:45,680
Speaker 2: I want to in an interview this Thursday. She's like,

1910
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:47,280
Speaker 2: you wanna call me brave. Wait till I start wear

1911
01:38:47,360 --> 01:38:51,439
Speaker 2: your makeup. Okay, I'm still getting my hair done.

1912
01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:54,400
Speaker 4: Okay, wait till I get my socks at the county

1913
01:38:54,479 --> 01:38:55,720
Speaker 4: fair exactly.

1914
01:38:57,640 --> 01:39:00,120
Speaker 2: And I interview this Thursday with a Lure the and

1915
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:02,960
Speaker 2: just like that, Star fifty seven opened up about what

1916
01:39:03,120 --> 01:39:04,920
Speaker 2: agent means to her and reacted to the photo of

1917
01:39:04,960 --> 01:39:08,280
Speaker 2: her sporting grave roots that went viral last year. It

1918
01:39:08,400 --> 01:39:10,880
Speaker 2: became months and months of conversation about how brave I

1919
01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:13,000
Speaker 2: am for having gray hair. She told the magazine. I

1920
01:39:13,120 --> 01:39:17,240
Speaker 2: was like, please, please apply to someone else's courage on something.

1921
01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:21,599
Speaker 1: Please give me a break. She's four things, just trying

1922
01:39:21,640 --> 01:39:23,680
Speaker 1: to eat at you know, say nothing.

1923
01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:36,280
Speaker 2: Like they pushed, They pushed, They pushed a US veteran

1924
01:39:36,360 --> 01:39:40,120
Speaker 2: out of the way. Excuse me, Oh my god, you

1925
01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:44,519
Speaker 2: are so brain. Where do you get the courage to

1926
01:39:44,720 --> 01:39:47,080
Speaker 2: leave the house looking like rod?

1927
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:48,880
Speaker 4: I meant to tell you how brave you were.

1928
01:39:49,160 --> 01:39:49,439
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1929
01:39:49,760 --> 01:39:52,800
Speaker 4: I see the gray in your beard and none of us,

1930
01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:53,920
Speaker 4: none of us threw up.

1931
01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:57,759
Speaker 2: So I think, yeah, listen, I went to the store today,

1932
01:39:58,080 --> 01:40:01,040
Speaker 2: Okay and I Will were masking in there, but you

1933
01:40:01,080 --> 01:40:03,400
Speaker 2: can see some of this, and let me.

1934
01:40:05,080 --> 01:40:08,519
Speaker 4: I have I have some streaks I'm streaking brave.

1935
01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:10,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, how dare you?

1936
01:40:11,240 --> 01:40:14,000
Speaker 3: You know, Like, where do you get the audacity to.

1937
01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:21,000
Speaker 2: You still don't just live? Meanwhile, if she dyed her hair,

1938
01:40:21,080 --> 01:40:23,840
Speaker 2: we'd all be like, she's clearly dying her hair, right,

1939
01:40:23,920 --> 01:40:24,599
Speaker 2: I mean, what's wrong?

1940
01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:25,240
Speaker 1: Right? Right?

1941
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:27,599
Speaker 4: Oh you're so young.

1942
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:36,040
Speaker 15: Yeah, she's had some work done, right, But yeah, she said,

1943
01:40:36,200 --> 01:40:38,320
Speaker 15: very brave, Sarah, Jessica, you were so brave.

1944
01:40:38,920 --> 01:40:42,160
Speaker 2: Uh, she said, people were telling her on the after.

1945
01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:44,519
Speaker 1: The greatest I'm starting to think she's made making all this,

1946
01:40:44,840 --> 01:40:48,120
Speaker 1: That's what I'm starting, she said. I can't even get

1947
01:40:48,120 --> 01:40:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my car out of parking and anyway, brave.

1948
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:55,240
Speaker 4: So brave in Hollywood, you're so brave. Just don't get

1949
01:40:55,320 --> 01:40:58,360
Speaker 4: any weight because you do not hold that amount of

1950
01:40:58,439 --> 01:40:59,920
Speaker 4: bravery in Hollywood. Honestly.

1951
01:41:00,240 --> 01:41:02,519
Speaker 2: Just the fact you hadn't got like the cat face

1952
01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:05,240
Speaker 2: makeover is already like a brave.

1953
01:41:05,600 --> 01:41:07,559
Speaker 3: Like what that really means is like it's a good

1954
01:41:07,640 --> 01:41:09,000
Speaker 3: Southern bless your heart, you.

1955
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:11,600
Speaker 2: Know what I mean. Yeah, it's not a real, genuine

1956
01:41:11,720 --> 01:41:14,200
Speaker 2: like brave. It's like I couldn't be me. I would

1957
01:41:14,200 --> 01:41:15,840
Speaker 2: have got the surgery. I would have dyed my hair.

1958
01:41:16,160 --> 01:41:17,360
Speaker 2: But you're so brave, Sarah.

1959
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:21,960
Speaker 1: It looks good. All that's fantastic and free. Yeah, free.

1960
01:41:22,320 --> 01:41:23,559
Speaker 2: It must be nice, very.

1961
01:41:23,560 --> 01:41:25,439
Speaker 4: Much, saying like, oh, that's so nice that you don't

1962
01:41:25,439 --> 01:41:29,400
Speaker 4: mind looking like that. Yes, I'm okay with it.

1963
01:41:29,960 --> 01:41:31,920
Speaker 3: It's so good to see you, don't you obviously don't

1964
01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:33,560
Speaker 3: give a fuck if you like it.

1965
01:41:33,720 --> 01:41:36,800
Speaker 1: I love it so sad.

1966
01:41:36,880 --> 01:41:40,679
Speaker 4: Look at you, naturally, you're just gorgeous. That's the word

1967
01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:42,800
Speaker 4: I was looking for him, all right, I want that.

1968
01:41:42,880 --> 01:41:45,240
Speaker 4: I'm gonna dye my hair grave because that's how brave

1969
01:41:45,400 --> 01:41:45,720
Speaker 4: I am.

1970
01:41:48,160 --> 01:41:50,519
Speaker 1: Let's do one know my hair coloring number?

1971
01:41:50,920 --> 01:41:51,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1972
01:41:51,080 --> 01:41:51,840
Speaker 1: I got it. Thank you?

1973
01:41:54,400 --> 01:41:56,240
Speaker 2: So you think if I'm going great to mm hmm,

1974
01:41:58,080 --> 01:42:01,840
Speaker 2: this is good for you to like. Yeah, oh you're great.

1975
01:42:02,439 --> 01:42:03,519
Speaker 7: I can't put it off like you.

1976
01:42:04,840 --> 01:42:08,599
Speaker 2: Martin Sheen regrets changing the name that he passed down

1977
01:42:08,680 --> 01:42:12,720
Speaker 2: to him by his Spanish immigrant father. The star later

1978
01:42:12,840 --> 01:42:16,320
Speaker 2: advised his son, Emilio Estevez to keep his birth name

1979
01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:17,639
Speaker 2: when he became an actor.

1980
01:42:18,800 --> 01:42:23,040
Speaker 1: Martin Sheen the dad wishes that he named the molestevezis

1981
01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:28,000
Speaker 1: you can still do it, do it now?

1982
01:42:28,720 --> 01:42:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. He didn't change his own name to Martin Estevez either,

1983
01:42:32,680 --> 01:42:34,640
Speaker 2: like because he could change his name right now. I

1984
01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:37,880
Speaker 2: be like, guys, from now, Thandy Newton just did this.

1985
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:41,439
Speaker 3: Thundy Way is what Tendy Way is what she goes by. Now,

1986
01:42:41,760 --> 01:42:42,840
Speaker 3: she just changed her name.

1987
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:46,120
Speaker 2: She's, you know, like she's an established actress. And she's like,

1988
01:42:46,200 --> 01:42:48,920
Speaker 2: I don't do that no more. So technically he could

1989
01:42:49,080 --> 01:42:52,200
Speaker 2: change his name. But he's like, yeah, yeah, I'm not

1990
01:42:52,320 --> 01:42:53,799
Speaker 2: that Bray.

1991
01:42:54,040 --> 01:42:54,320
Speaker 1: We were.

1992
01:42:54,520 --> 01:42:59,680
Speaker 4: We called fucking Puffy p Diddy, we called j Lo Benifer,

1993
01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:03,360
Speaker 4: we call you whatever you want.

1994
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:06,120
Speaker 2: Right And he was like, but but for real though

1995
01:43:06,360 --> 01:43:06,880
Speaker 2: not for real?

1996
01:43:07,640 --> 01:43:07,760
Speaker 13: Uh.

1997
01:43:08,560 --> 01:43:16,800
Speaker 2: He was born Roman Ramond Antonio Giraldo Esteves.

1998
01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:21,320
Speaker 1: Sheen. I'm gonna go with Sheen.

1999
01:43:22,200 --> 01:43:25,200
Speaker 2: I gotta say, if we're being honest, probably wouldn't have

2000
01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:27,840
Speaker 2: made it in Hollywood with that name, you know. At

2001
01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:32,960
Speaker 2: the time, at the time he was coming up, he

2002
01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:37,080
Speaker 2: was like, they were like, sir, you got the part.

2003
01:43:37,120 --> 01:43:39,800
Speaker 2: What's your name? He's like, I got a decision to make.

2004
01:43:41,200 --> 01:43:43,120
Speaker 4: I mean, there's the reason why we call the show

2005
01:43:43,200 --> 01:43:46,080
Speaker 4: Keith and the Girl, because every time somebody tries to

2006
01:43:46,120 --> 01:43:48,080
Speaker 4: say I femda, I cringe a little bit.

2007
01:43:48,400 --> 01:43:51,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, the girl, you know what he needed to wait

2008
01:43:51,479 --> 01:43:54,200
Speaker 2: for search engines like you know what I mean. Like,

2009
01:43:54,320 --> 01:43:56,720
Speaker 2: that's the dope part about having like a name that's

2010
01:43:56,880 --> 01:43:59,639
Speaker 2: different is you can get the dot com and ship

2011
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:01,960
Speaker 2: got to you get the first motherfucker on Twitter with

2012
01:44:02,040 --> 01:44:05,719
Speaker 2: that name. And uh, unfortunately he was born before the Internet,

2013
01:44:05,960 --> 01:44:07,920
Speaker 2: so he was like, I gotta go by a white name.

2014
01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:11,439
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just try to pass. He's eighty one years

2015
01:44:11,439 --> 01:44:14,439
Speaker 2: old and he revealed a racing. Any trace of his

2016
01:44:14,479 --> 01:44:17,200
Speaker 2: Spanish immigrant father's last name was something he was persuaded

2017
01:44:17,280 --> 01:44:19,880
Speaker 2: to do, but he didn't have enough insight or even

2018
01:44:19,960 --> 01:44:23,000
Speaker 2: enough courage to oppose a decision. That's one of my regrets.

2019
01:44:23,120 --> 01:44:26,000
Speaker 2: I never changed my name officially. It's still Ramond Estevez

2020
01:44:26,040 --> 01:44:28,639
Speaker 2: on my birth certificates, on my marriage license, my passport,

2021
01:44:29,000 --> 01:44:31,640
Speaker 2: driver's license. Sometimes you get persuaded when you don't have

2022
01:44:31,800 --> 01:44:33,880
Speaker 2: enough insight or even enough courage to stand up for

2023
01:44:33,920 --> 01:44:36,160
Speaker 2: what you believe in, and you pay for it later.

2024
01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:39,599
Speaker 2: But of course I'm only speaking for myself, and thank

2025
01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:39,880
Speaker 2: you for.

2026
01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:43,680
Speaker 1: The interview, Martin Sheen. You're a welcome clear I get

2027
01:44:43,760 --> 01:44:44,080
Speaker 1: it though.

2028
01:44:44,200 --> 01:44:46,800
Speaker 4: Both my brothers changed their names just to make life

2029
01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:50,560
Speaker 4: easier in the US, you know, and I didn't, And

2030
01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:52,680
Speaker 4: now you know there's no titles with my name on

2031
01:44:52,720 --> 01:44:55,360
Speaker 4: it because it's too hard for everybody here. So I

2032
01:44:55,840 --> 01:44:58,800
Speaker 4: get like wanting to give everybody like, just say my

2033
01:44:59,000 --> 01:45:01,800
Speaker 4: name because I'm trying to get into this, just say

2034
01:45:01,880 --> 01:45:05,240
Speaker 4: the name, so me having to like make you pronounce

2035
01:45:05,280 --> 01:45:07,200
Speaker 4: it right and whatever when I'm just trying to like

2036
01:45:07,280 --> 01:45:09,800
Speaker 4: get a name out there. I totally get it.

2037
01:45:10,320 --> 01:45:12,880
Speaker 1: The only podcast for seventeen years. I'm not convinced what

2038
01:45:12,960 --> 01:45:13,439
Speaker 1: her name is.

2039
01:45:13,800 --> 01:45:17,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just love when you have big fans of

2040
01:45:17,640 --> 01:45:18,920
Speaker 2: the show who are gassed and they.

2041
01:45:18,920 --> 01:45:23,000
Speaker 7: Go, Camda liked that's another one.

2042
01:45:23,160 --> 01:45:24,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chimda.

2043
01:45:25,040 --> 01:45:25,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2044
01:45:26,240 --> 01:45:28,080
Speaker 2: But you know what else happens, though, is if you

2045
01:45:28,320 --> 01:45:30,439
Speaker 2: obsess over it and you want to say it right

2046
01:45:30,680 --> 01:45:33,880
Speaker 2: and you try to say it perfect, you're gonna fuck

2047
01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:35,439
Speaker 2: up for sure. Yeah.

2048
01:45:35,720 --> 01:45:35,920
Speaker 13: Yeah.

2049
01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:38,160
Speaker 2: Those are the people that suck up the worse where

2050
01:45:38,240 --> 01:45:40,280
Speaker 2: because you get like if you've been talking for like

2051
01:45:40,439 --> 01:45:42,280
Speaker 2: an hour and you get to the end of hour

2052
01:45:42,320 --> 01:45:44,560
Speaker 2: and you just hit that that last Chimda, So I

2053
01:45:44,760 --> 01:45:47,519
Speaker 2: was like, fuck, you made it so.

2054
01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:51,160
Speaker 1: Fucking the soundboard and I'm like, how's it going today, Canda,

2055
01:45:51,320 --> 01:45:54,200
Speaker 1: And it's great to see you has the campus.

2056
01:45:56,800 --> 01:45:59,639
Speaker 2: But yeah, Martin, the thing that's interested is that Martin

2057
01:45:59,720 --> 01:46:03,800
Speaker 2: told the Millio to go by his Amelio Estevez. But

2058
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:07,479
Speaker 2: Milo is the least successful one, so I wonder if

2059
01:46:07,520 --> 01:46:11,160
Speaker 2: he's like, fuck, maybe y'all was. I mean, I still

2060
01:46:11,240 --> 01:46:14,719
Speaker 2: regret it, but I don't know. Maybe Alio she would.

2061
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:18,799
Speaker 1: Have worked out for wonder what happened to Alio? Young guns?

2062
01:46:18,880 --> 01:46:21,519
Speaker 1: Young guns too? He was gonna be the next how

2063
01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:21,920
Speaker 1: you're doing?

2064
01:46:22,200 --> 01:46:27,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, he could act. Probably racism. Fuck, I think we

2065
01:46:27,240 --> 01:46:27,560
Speaker 2: saw it.

2066
01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:31,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and white friends talk about it.

2067
01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:33,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, boom, all right.

2068
01:46:33,280 --> 01:46:35,360
Speaker 3: Last thing to talk about the older.

2069
01:46:35,160 --> 01:46:37,280
Speaker 4: One, by the way, is the is the father on

2070
01:46:37,760 --> 01:46:38,599
Speaker 4: Grayson Frankie.

2071
01:46:38,920 --> 01:46:42,879
Speaker 3: He's Charlie or Martine.

2072
01:46:42,960 --> 01:46:46,280
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, good for him. You know you love to

2073
01:46:46,320 --> 01:46:48,840
Speaker 2: see him. Isn't it funny?

2074
01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:51,080
Speaker 3: How like when someone's older and their actor, We're.

2075
01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:53,120
Speaker 2: Like, yo, he's doing it.

2076
01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:54,360
Speaker 1: I love to see it.

2077
01:46:54,520 --> 01:46:56,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't give up. But if they the president were

2078
01:46:56,880 --> 01:47:01,640
Speaker 2: like you old mother, your ass out. You you're too

2079
01:47:01,720 --> 01:47:02,960
Speaker 2: old to be doing this shit.

2080
01:47:04,200 --> 01:47:07,920
Speaker 1: If you can't read, We're like, this is important.

2081
01:47:11,560 --> 01:47:16,120
Speaker 3: Oh, it's just funny. All right, Please vote everybody.

2082
01:47:16,160 --> 01:47:17,040
Speaker 2: I don't want to be a slave.

2083
01:47:17,640 --> 01:47:19,320
Speaker 1: All right, let's let's vote.

2084
01:47:20,040 --> 01:47:25,920
Speaker 2: Let's let's get to the final thing sword ratchedness, so

2085
01:47:26,040 --> 01:47:46,000
Speaker 2: long sound effect, just let us and he's dead. Sored

2086
01:47:46,080 --> 01:47:48,640
Speaker 2: ratchetness is where we go all around the globe and

2087
01:47:48,720 --> 01:47:49,600
Speaker 2: we talk about.

2088
01:47:49,520 --> 01:47:51,679
Speaker 3: The underreported scurs.

2089
01:47:51,760 --> 01:47:55,320
Speaker 2: That is sowreds. We're always talking about gun violence, okay,

2090
01:47:55,439 --> 01:47:59,000
Speaker 2: we always we have not solved sword violence in America.

2091
01:47:59,080 --> 01:48:02,479
Speaker 2: We don't have enough regulations and we think we can

2092
01:48:02,600 --> 01:48:07,559
Speaker 2: solve at AR fifteen. No, let's solve a cantana first.

2093
01:48:08,080 --> 01:48:12,800
Speaker 2: Samurai sword wilding Robberts slashed at victim and demanded cannabis.

2094
01:48:13,880 --> 01:48:19,040
Speaker 4: What drugs? Mm hmm. That's the thing that keeps them

2095
01:48:19,160 --> 01:48:20,479
Speaker 4: not slicing people.

2096
01:48:21,960 --> 01:48:24,160
Speaker 7: That's that's why he's That's why he's slicing them up.

2097
01:48:24,280 --> 01:48:27,840
Speaker 2: It is proof that they need, you know, a pair

2098
01:48:28,000 --> 01:48:30,559
Speaker 2: of raiders armed with a samurai sword in a kitchen

2099
01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:33,040
Speaker 2: knife slash at their victim as they demanding hand over

2100
01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:38,720
Speaker 2: cash and Cannabisrhyes Tickle and Liam Youngsen, both twenty four,

2101
01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:43,479
Speaker 2: had binged on alcohol and xenax before that, And.

2102
01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:46,960
Speaker 4: Is that why they're calling it cannabis? It's this is

2103
01:48:47,120 --> 01:48:50,559
Speaker 4: such a weird crime, like you could literally to most

2104
01:48:50,680 --> 01:48:54,000
Speaker 4: podtheads just say can you pass that? And they will yes,

2105
01:48:54,200 --> 01:48:57,080
Speaker 4: so the fact that they're calling it cannabis makes sense.

2106
01:48:57,120 --> 01:48:59,720
Speaker 4: They're drunk there. This is ridiculous and.

2107
01:48:59,800 --> 01:49:01,920
Speaker 2: I'll fairness, they do seem to be going by the

2108
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:04,360
Speaker 2: technical names because they didn't say what kind of alcohol.

2109
01:49:04,360 --> 01:49:08,120
Speaker 2: They just said alcohol and z X like he say,

2110
01:49:08,200 --> 01:49:11,560
Speaker 2: like beard lit type of liquor. It's just like the

2111
01:49:12,120 --> 01:49:13,960
Speaker 2: like they just got it out of the spiller.

2112
01:49:16,320 --> 01:49:18,439
Speaker 3: Before getting tooled up to their victims.

2113
01:49:18,479 --> 01:49:22,439
Speaker 2: Home and man are close Drayton on May sixth, Oxford

2114
01:49:22,520 --> 01:49:24,680
Speaker 2: Crown Court heard the man knocked on it at the

2115
01:49:24,760 --> 01:49:30,320
Speaker 2: door because they're still polite. Okay, god, they're still British.

2116
01:49:30,760 --> 01:49:30,840
Speaker 13: Uh.

2117
01:49:30,960 --> 01:49:34,759
Speaker 2: Tickle told the householder, I want you to hold something,

2118
01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:37,720
Speaker 2: as he pulled out a kitchen knife with a nine

2119
01:49:37,800 --> 01:49:43,240
Speaker 2: inch blade, which ain't a knife at all. No, yeah,

2120
01:49:45,080 --> 01:49:47,519
Speaker 2: Jnstin said about the man with a two and a

2121
01:49:47,560 --> 01:49:52,240
Speaker 2: half foot samurai sword. The robbers demanded the victim, who

2122
01:49:52,320 --> 01:49:55,960
Speaker 2: had hydroponics cannabis growing kits set up in a wardrobe,

2123
01:49:56,360 --> 01:49:58,559
Speaker 2: give us your money, give us your weeds. So it's

2124
01:49:58,560 --> 01:50:00,400
Speaker 2: definitely inside job. M hmm.

2125
01:50:00,880 --> 01:50:01,840
Speaker 7: Somebody knew that was there.

2126
01:50:02,800 --> 01:50:05,080
Speaker 2: As Tickle ordered the man to put out to turn

2127
01:50:05,160 --> 01:50:08,080
Speaker 2: out his pockets youngster and warn don't fuck us around.

2128
01:50:09,160 --> 01:50:12,160
Speaker 2: They left the property with some tobacco and cannabis, and

2129
01:50:12,640 --> 01:50:14,400
Speaker 2: that was on the living room table. That was on

2130
01:50:14,439 --> 01:50:15,160
Speaker 2: the livingroom table.

2131
01:50:17,479 --> 01:50:22,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, don't fuck us around. Sounds so seventies. Who who said.

2132
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:26,760
Speaker 2: Line this next line, y'all, this next line, don't don't

2133
01:50:26,840 --> 01:50:28,360
Speaker 2: ever put this in the paper about me.

2134
01:50:28,479 --> 01:50:30,920
Speaker 3: Okay, if you robbed, I've already been robbed.

2135
01:50:30,960 --> 01:50:31,240
Speaker 2: Okay.

2136
01:50:32,680 --> 01:50:34,719
Speaker 3: They're victim who had.

2137
01:50:37,320 --> 01:50:40,080
Speaker 2: Their victim, who had sawed themselves in the attack.

2138
01:50:41,840 --> 01:50:44,280
Speaker 7: Why why, Oh.

2139
01:50:45,000 --> 01:50:46,040
Speaker 4: That's not sick?

2140
01:50:46,240 --> 01:50:51,240
Speaker 2: Why because you're scared? I all I was doing was

2141
01:50:51,320 --> 01:50:55,280
Speaker 2: smoking weed in my house. These motherfuckers came with swords.

2142
01:50:55,360 --> 01:50:56,800
Speaker 2: I shipped myself, and y'all like.

2143
01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:00,439
Speaker 1: Yourself.

2144
01:51:01,040 --> 01:51:03,400
Speaker 4: I thought you said that the guy holding the sword

2145
01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:08,559
Speaker 4: sworded himself. Oh no, that's a big bleed.

2146
01:51:09,400 --> 01:51:11,880
Speaker 2: Oh no, I love that they're telling people.

2147
01:51:11,920 --> 01:51:15,360
Speaker 1: He's like, no, they mistyped. Yeah, he sorted himself.

2148
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:19,519
Speaker 2: He got explained this to all the homies. Now, so

2149
01:51:19,680 --> 01:51:21,120
Speaker 2: what have you sold yourself?

2150
01:51:21,280 --> 01:51:21,479
Speaker 5: Man?

2151
01:51:22,000 --> 01:51:24,679
Speaker 2: So it was some soil I was growing the weed.

2152
01:51:26,800 --> 01:51:29,160
Speaker 2: He suffered cuts and bruises, but refused to go to

2153
01:51:29,240 --> 01:51:31,439
Speaker 2: the hospital because he probably want to take a shower

2154
01:51:32,400 --> 01:51:34,240
Speaker 2: and a victim.

2155
01:51:35,960 --> 01:51:40,440
Speaker 4: They're just going to report more. Yeah, he had hemorrhoids.

2156
01:51:40,560 --> 01:51:44,880
Speaker 4: It was a bad week for him, business a slight cold.

2157
01:51:45,280 --> 01:51:47,719
Speaker 2: Let's take us to the hospital and have him explain

2158
01:51:47,800 --> 01:51:51,120
Speaker 2: it to those people. There's some really hot nurses we'd

2159
01:51:51,160 --> 01:51:56,160
Speaker 2: like you to talk to. And a victim personal statement

2160
01:51:56,240 --> 01:51:58,760
Speaker 2: read to the court by Prosecutor Amy Jones, The man

2161
01:51:58,840 --> 01:52:01,519
Speaker 2: described himself being left the emotional re records of result

2162
01:52:01,520 --> 01:52:06,120
Speaker 2: of the robbery. Yeah, con medicate with the weed even.

2163
01:52:07,920 --> 01:52:08,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2164
01:52:09,600 --> 01:52:12,719
Speaker 2: Tickle was arrested in a house on neighboring Elliott Fields.

2165
01:52:12,800 --> 01:52:15,880
Speaker 2: The samurai saw it was found nearby, jelling the men

2166
01:52:16,040 --> 01:52:19,080
Speaker 2: for seven and a half years each. Judge Michael Gladhill

2167
01:52:19,280 --> 01:52:22,479
Speaker 2: QC said, the two of you, in my view, knew

2168
01:52:22,560 --> 01:52:26,000
Speaker 2: the complainant in this case was likely to have controlled

2169
01:52:26,080 --> 01:52:30,559
Speaker 2: drugs in his premises, likely to be cannabis, but perhaps

2170
01:52:30,680 --> 01:52:33,400
Speaker 2: other drugs as well. The two of you were in

2171
01:52:33,400 --> 01:52:36,720
Speaker 2: an intoxicated state and decided to go and relieve him

2172
01:52:37,040 --> 01:52:40,960
Speaker 2: of whatever drugs he had on his premises. That was

2173
01:52:41,080 --> 01:52:43,880
Speaker 2: what you did, and you both armed yourself with a

2174
01:52:44,040 --> 01:52:46,639
Speaker 2: nasty looking knife and a samurai sword.

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Speaker 3: You are quite happy to use the weapons.

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Speaker 2: And indeed if necessary to inflict serious harm.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Wow, judging Amy didn't get this personal liten.

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Speaker 2: I sentenced you both seven and a half years. So yeah,

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Speaker 2: they ended up at least getting seven and a half years. Good.

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Speaker 2: They pleaded Gilts a long time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what ideas if if if

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Speaker 5: me sailing myself in the paper's gonna get them seven

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Speaker 5: years type of type get them seven years.

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Speaker 2: That was gonna put the judge over the edge and

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Speaker 2: this man shine himself. Yes, two more years, two.

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Speaker 7: Years for the embarrassments.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna give you all probation. All right, that's

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Speaker 2: it for this episode. Keith him to tell everybody where

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Speaker 2: to find you.

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Speaker 1: In the show, I'd have to disrespect our privacy at

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Speaker 1: the start.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, it's very brave of you to come out

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Speaker 3: the house.

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Speaker 4: You can find her great hair. Uh in any podcast platform,

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Speaker 4: we are Keith and the Girl. So it's Keith and

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Speaker 4: Thegirl dot com, Keith and the Girl on YouTube spot,

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Speaker 4: wherever you're listening to this, it's Keith and the Girl.

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Speaker 4: I hope you give us a listen.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yay.

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Speaker 5: And at the end of the show, y'all don't have

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Speaker 5: to send us no notes, and you know you don't

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Speaker 5: have to send no emojis. They fuck everything up because

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Speaker 5: I did not know the emojis fucked everything up. Next time,

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Speaker 5: I would just type flame emoji the word flame emoji.

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Speaker 1: So I apologize something about Karen's grammar, like, does it

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Speaker 1: bother you that when you do this last week VIP

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Speaker 1: show that we have that sometimes I fix things, does

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Speaker 1: it make me look like an asshole? And she goes, no,

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Speaker 1: that's good, keep doing that, and then the next thing

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Speaker 1: she sends has emojis in it, like that's how computers work.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'd like knowing. It's fun to know you're

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Speaker 1: on the toilet rting your show notes, but.

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Speaker 3: I did not know you love to see it.

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Speaker 2: All right, guys, we'll be back tomorrow. Thanks for listening.

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Speaker 3: Check us out everywhere you get podcasts. Until next time,

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Speaker 3: I love you.

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Speaker 2: I love you too, nah