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Speaker 1: Uh, welcome to Hollywood Handbook with Cuckoo and m clem Dog.

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Speaker 1: Obviously it's episode two hundred something or whatever, so you

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Speaker 2: Okay, Ryan vote. Do you want me to be a man?

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Speaker 1: You're just gonna, Oh, you're gonna get this is a

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Speaker 2: You would just respect us.

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Speaker 2: You coming in at number one.

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Speaker 2: Like most humble, humble host.

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Speaker 6: Your first instinct. Let's go the most humble guest.

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Speaker 1: Humble guest. Wow, I got yeah, I got number a million.

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Speaker 2: Thank you coming in a number million.

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Speaker 1: I had the goal to be the least humble guest.

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Speaker 6: Ryan, I'm googling where Please?

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Speaker 6: No? I just like Hayes. I like Hayes. And I

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Speaker 6: He's not like everyone at Second City.

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Speaker 6: Prove it?

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Speaker 3: I will, I will.

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Speaker 4: I think it might be possible that you're conflating white

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Speaker 4: Yeah, really, Sean, is the snack that you're having attack for?

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Speaker 6: No, I mean but physically so, I'm not snack.

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Speaker 1: I'm whack.

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Speaker 1: Hey. I like this kind of humor, you know, I

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Speaker 6: And I'm not being edgy. I want to meet Hayes

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Speaker 6: This is happening. I feel like I'm in some sort.

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Speaker 1: Of no one knows what the fuck you're talking about

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Speaker 1: fucking popcorn gallery. What on the famous segment coolopould I

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Speaker 6: This is not I've listened to the show. This is

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Speaker 1: It's the gallery.

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Speaker 6: Everything is the same song. You guys, just do the same.

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Speaker 1: Where's Mallory? Who's Mallory? Yes, thank you jesus, Justine Bateman

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Speaker 1: much Hello, she was a president of SAG Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to help you out with some of those contract negotiations.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you know her brother, because you seem to only

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Speaker 1: Jason Bateman played freaking Mallory on Family Time.

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Speaker 6: He's a hot, tasty tree.

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Speaker 1: This is Ryan. This is Ryan turning on Family Wait.

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Speaker 6: Get back into the character, which if you're gonna do

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Speaker 6: me Wait, Bobby, No, you have to get into your

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Speaker 1: Character zone Second time characters. Here's the rhyme.

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Speaker 6: There better be a rhyme.

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Speaker 1: Bartz, it's sad Bartz.

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Speaker 6: This is characters.

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Speaker 1: there's Jason Baby. That was very and Mallory came on

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Speaker 6: I do know who Mallory is. And I had a.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's time for us to sing the whole Family

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Speaker 6: Maybe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the kind of thing we do on this

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Speaker 1: Lot of times when we have a guest like you,

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Speaker 6: No, that's comedy.

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Speaker 1: Bang, that's content.

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Speaker 6: It's almost one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: That's comedy. Hey, that's one of our catchphrases on this show,

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Speaker 6: For a million years. A bit will be together for

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Speaker 3: You guys?

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Speaker 1: I mean I was fucking raised by TV Okay, I.

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Speaker 6: Guarantee I'm not the only one. Right now, people are

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Speaker 1: Good, and they're wondering where some phantom imaginary boyfriend here

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Speaker 4: Really, this is the first time hearing actually interesting Hollywood

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Speaker 1: This is actually no.

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Speaker 6: She's not like, please go out and find a boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, this is interesting me. You want

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Speaker 1: to know, right why?

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Speaker 1: You want to know y You want to know why? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it's about you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: You come in talking about Hayes or his credits. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Now you got I want to read?

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Speaker 6: Okay, well read away. But I'm telling you this would

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just checking the clock. Cody. I think it's

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Speaker 1: time for a magazine countdown. This is a part of

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Speaker 1: from the Red.

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Speaker 2: We go at number five, number one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all the best magazines five to one.

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Speaker 1: Oh damn well, he's going after the charts again. I mean, Ryan,

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Speaker 2: Is your blood sugar low? Because that's on set.

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Speaker 4: If you didn't have enough harbilled legs, you would get

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Speaker 6: I haven't eaten today.

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Speaker 6: And we became very close. That's why I know you

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Speaker 2: Cuckoo, Like, where does.

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Speaker 6: Clem dog mean?

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Speaker 1: It's like a cool name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like based off of his life.

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Speaker 6: Like cool at all.

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Speaker 1: People think it's cool, Cuckoo. It's just invokes the cool character.

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Speaker 6: Two years we work together.

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Speaker 2: Seasons one through four.

454
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Speaker 1: Virgilian, let's talk, lady Doritos. Huh god, I mean big controversy.

455
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Speaker 4: There, Yes, because women don't like food, so it makes

456
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Speaker 4: sense to like mute chewing down.

457
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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear him crunching.

458
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you can relate, since you want me

459
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Speaker 4: to be a man. Yeah, you've always down.

460
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Speaker 6: No, I didn't say that. I said I'd be more

461
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Speaker 6: comfortable with you being a man as my boss.

462
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Speaker 2: That is what he said when we had our HR

463
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Speaker 2: one on one. I'm also hr Yeah.

464
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Speaker 1: Well what did you say somebody who has a male boss, Colin,

465
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Speaker 1: I can tell you it's not that comfortable.

466
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Speaker 2: I wish he was American.

467
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,640
Speaker 1: Dude comes in munching on kidney pie or whatever.

468
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 2: Kids, so loud with the spotted dick.

469
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, freaking tossing blood pudding at me and all

470
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 1: this shit. Yeah, I'm like, brother, get with the program, baby, Okay, cuckoo,

471
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Speaker 1: cleum dogg are keeping the fucking lights on at this place?

472
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Speaker 1: Maybe show a little bit of respect. It's some normal

473
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Speaker 1: food around me.

474
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Speaker 6: Do you want to hear my favorite thing about Hayes?

475
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Speaker 3: Fine?

476
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 6: Oh god, he's sharp, he's quick. God, he's humble. He's frugal.

477
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:33,359
Speaker 1: So this Haze is some kind of genius who keeps

478
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Speaker 1: the show afloat.

479
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, structure and yeah, like he sounds like

480
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 4: somebody who has like really cool like prescription frames.

481
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Speaker 6: Right. Well, he's the type of guy who can wear

482
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Speaker 6: like he can wear Warby.

483
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: Parkers, but he can and catch fire character.

484
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Speaker 6: He can take him off though and look just as

485
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Speaker 6: sweet wearing shirt ice blue.

486
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, to match his plaid shirts.

487
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 1: Got down a little bit of a prep school vibe. Yeah,

488
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,880
Speaker 1: but you could tell it gets nasty after hours.

489
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Speaker 6: It's an expensive shirt, but it looks like he picked

490
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Speaker 6: it up it good will.

491
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Speaker 1: Okay, I can't listen. This guy sounds fake.

492
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 4: Huh do you think this character that he's conjured up

493
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 4: with on Tucket, like you know, the the Men's brand

494
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Speaker 4: and take it.

495
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Speaker 1: Seem like he probably won't know. He'd probably be seen

496
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Speaker 1: exclusively in Untucket because he can't afford it.

497
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and me andes I bet.

498
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Speaker 6: Tucket it's expensive.

499
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Speaker 1: Okay, we're number one the privileges showing. Hey, Ryan, you

500
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 1: might want to tuck that in your Your privilege is showing, Ryan.

501
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,679
Speaker 6: Wait, how much is an untugget shirt Jesus Christ.

502
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 1: He buys somebody doesn't even know what they cost someone

503
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Speaker 1: us still the price tag. This is Ryan. If you

504
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: ask how much something is.

505
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Speaker 6: He goes.

506
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Speaker 1: If you have to ask, you can't afford it. He

507
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: just walks right into the register with whatever. Or he likes,

508
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,719
Speaker 1: welly frame, he's on a website.

509
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 4: He's like attte at the carte, at the carte, at

510
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 4: the cart.

511
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,479
Speaker 1: At the car. Yeah, and then he does over next shipping.

512
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so expensive.

513
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Speaker 1: You can wait for it, Brian.

514
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 2: You don't do prime? Do you know that you can

515
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 2: see television shows with a purpose?

516
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Speaker 6: Don't do prime so I can pay for this stuff.

517
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 6: I don't want to. I don't want to get prime

518
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:27,239
Speaker 6: because it's more. It's just I mean, I do think

519
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,199
Speaker 6: it's a little bit of a This sounds like an

520
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,719
Speaker 6: asshole thing to say of me. But it makes you

521
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 6: look better if you spend more money.

522
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Speaker 1: And well, but that's interesting, yeah, because it's actually about

523
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,159
Speaker 1: you and not like just what I've been trying to

524
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: get at, not some guy who's not even here, who

525
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Speaker 1: maybe never even was here.

526
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Speaker 6: Probably I had a gift for Hayes, so I'd love

527
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Speaker 6: to give it to you.

528
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 4: Okay, why don't you give the gift to yourself and

529
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Speaker 4: be freed of this Like fantasy.

530
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Speaker 1: This is a good time for a segment where we

531
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: all give a gift to ourselves, right, and the gift

532
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: is in the form of a promise.

533
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Speaker 2: Give me a gifts for myself.

534
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Speaker 4: Do do do do?

535
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 1: Do do now?

536
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 2: So coming in at number one.

537
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Speaker 1: Number one, a gift to himself is a promise, and

538
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: go ahead and make it right now.

539
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,640
Speaker 6: I promised to myself. I promise that I'm not going

540
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Speaker 6: to count this as my visit to Hollywood.

541
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Speaker 1: Hambu Why you would have to do another show forget?

542
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 1: But you didn't had went anywhere? And maybe it's better

543
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 1: this way and we don't even need him.

544
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, yeah, I guess yeah.

545
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,160
Speaker 1: Like maybe he didn't go. Hey, it's time for Cody's

546
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 1: corner Engineer, Cody, you always have such an interesting topic

547
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 1: that you bring in. Uh, why don't you lay on

548
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: us what you've been up to this week? Because Cody,

549
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:51,400
Speaker 1: obviously you might know him as the very organized responsible

550
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 1: engineer here at your Wolf who's just part of the

551
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: backbone of Hollywood Hamboo with Clem Dog and Cuckoo. Yes me,

552
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 1: so go ahead, Cody, what's up. I've been watching bowling

553
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 1: videos like how to how to Bowl? Yeah, this is

554
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 1: a segment yea of the show Man and that's and

555
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: that's so interesting, Cody, you know why because it's about you.

556
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: So go ahead, and what's going on with your style?

557
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: You have you taken out any of these instruction onto

558
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: the lanes and try to roll a perfect score?

559
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 6: No?

560
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's and it's best to stay in the

561
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: lab a little bit before you go.

562
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 2: Let it marinate, let it wash over you.

563
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: And the lanes are greasy, you know, roll and Cody's

564
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 1: notoriously a clean freak.

565
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 6: How many different videos are there?

566
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: There's many channels, many channels, channels, it's all full channels.

567
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, does it put you into sort of an

568
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 4: interesting mind space?

569
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 6: Sure?

570
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: You learn how to walk five steps and how to

571
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: swing space, how to hold the ball, and then the

572
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: release got to be part of it. The releases, it's

573
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,679
Speaker 1: part of it. Oh boy, what a great Cody's corner

574
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: always gives us a lot of juice. And I love

575
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: he talks about these videos he watches, and you can

576
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: hear it with the full confidence that he's watching them.

577
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: After he's done recording the show. You know, Cuckoo, maybe

578
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: we should do another one of our famous segments where

579
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: we just take a rigging crazy movie and just go, hey,

580
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: how they even make this thing? Like why they do it?

581
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 5: You know?

582
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 6: Do you guys great any thing? By the way, anything

583
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 6: but horrible bad segments, because it's all I've heard so

584
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 6: far and I'm kind of done with it.

585
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: That's not a bad segments. It's a hit segment on

586
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: our popular podcast, the number one podcast on the network.

587
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it this show will be friggin' or

588
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: the Chucky movie, Like who even had this idea? The

589
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: dolls going crazy?

590
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 6: Do you guys mind being quiet for one second because

591
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 6: I'm texting an old this is. You can chime in

592
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 6: with us at any time. You can jump in and

593
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 6: call Hayes right now. I have a friend that used

594
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 6: to you.

595
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: Know, a friend who knows this imaginary phantom character Hayes.

596
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 6: They went through the Second City program together.

597
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: And they're kind of like they.

598
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 6: Were in the trenches of Second City together.

599
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: One of his old one of his old buddies from responding,

600
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: his war buddies from responding.

601
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 6: There we go, Sean, no this Hayes Hayes Davenport.

602
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 5: Yes, this is has sewn there. I've been trying to

603
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,199
Speaker 5: talk to Sean.

604
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 6: Now, this is Ryan Ryan Gall.

605
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: This doesn't prove anything. He just called some friend of his.

606
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 6: It's well, it was going, well, I'm actually a little

607
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 6: I'm a little star struck to meet. But even if

608
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 6: it is over uh the phone lines.

609
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: But it doesn't prove anything.

610
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 6: I'm in here at the Hollywood Handbook, which is not

611
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 6: really happening in my mind because you're not you're not

612
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 6: hosting it. I'm a little disappointed that you're not here.

613
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 6: Where where are you?

614
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 5: Wait? Well, so I've been trying to call in this

615
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 5: entire episode, the whole playing for this episode, and righty,

616
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 5: can I just say it's mutual. We're We're in a

617
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 5: mutual admiration Society's You Want Love, You Want the Billion.

618
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 5: You are very funny on that show, but also probably

619
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 5: the most attracted person on it, and it was a

620
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 5: very good looking show.

621
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 6: Well that means a lot to me. And I also

622
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 6: find you to be aesthetically aesthetically beautiful as well. But

623
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 6: you have a heart of gold.

624
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 5: Not not an ugly person on the show.

625
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 3: And well that's well a little bit there too.

626
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, she's I guess, don't engage with him. Okay, yeah,

627
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 6: this is Hayes, you guys, Apparently something rings a bell here.

628
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 6: This is that guy who hosts Hollywood Handbook alone.

629
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 5: This whole episode Sean there can I talk to Sean?

630
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 6: Yeah?

631
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

632
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 6: Who is?

633
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: Who are you? Stranger?

634
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 5: Hey's your best friend of anyone and we and we

635
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 5: collaborate as well, but we still make it work as friends.

636
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 5: We've never let it cover the way of a big friend.

637
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 5: Is that bringing the biggest bell in the world?

638
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe a little? Oh Jesus, which whole I knew

639
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 3: that when he stopped stop.

640
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, let me tell it. But Brian Ryan Ryan,

641
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 5: this whole episode was going to be about how I

642
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 5: went to the Winter Olympics. How I'm there now competing

643
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 5: in the Winter Olympics because I beat Sean and qualifiers.

644
00:30:55,800 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I slipped on freaking piece of ice that

645
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: I think you actually put there.

646
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 5: Wait, the whole thing is the whole event?

647
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, nobody told me.

648
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 5: That is on the event is where the one where

649
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 5: you roll up a hill of ice?

650
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: What? Yeah, last minute, all of a sudden, there's ice everywhere,

651
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: and I've been practicing on just a plain hill.

652
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 6: The event as you roll up, we're.

653
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 5: Rolling up the hill. I'm I'm not even trying. I

654
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 5: am trying to lose because I knew something like this

655
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 5: would happen if I lose. It's just always easier to

656
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 5: lose with Sean. And Sean rolls off.

657
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: The side, it is easier to lose to me because.

658
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 5: Sean was trying to get too fast. His top half

659
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 5: were rolling. It was the only part rolling, and his

660
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 5: feet were like a full crom It. So he just

661
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 5: kind of.

662
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: Rolled in a circle and spends in mind of standing

663
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: up and spinning around you. Oh my god, and.

664
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 5: Back and your crack and you went up. I rolled

665
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 5: up the hill, so Fat said. People thought I was

666
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 5: doing like a ski jump. I did a ski jump

667
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 5: off the top of the hill, even trying to win.

668
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,479
Speaker 6: You were wearing skis.

669
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: Ryan wants to know if you were wearing skis.

670
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't wearing He just did a ski jump.

671
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: It's a ski style of jump. And you don't even

672
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: say jump. Used to do it.

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Speaker 6: That's just a jump. It's not just a jump, Ryan,

674
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 6: unless you're wearing skis. It's like going to a skateboarding.

675
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,479
Speaker 1: Ryan, it's not just a jump, because if you're doing

676
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: a wicked daffy in the middle of the air, then

677
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: actually you are doing a ski style of jump.

678
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 5: I was going uphill, Ryan, I love you, buddy, but

679
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 5: let's listen, please, I was going uphill.

680
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: Take the cotton out of your ears and stick it

681
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: in your mouth.

682
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 5: I get a dumb off off the top of the hill.

683
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: Have you ever noticed the ratio, Ryan, that the big

684
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: guy two ears in one mouth. It might be a

685
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: reason for that. It's just maybe listenings twice as just

686
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: a jump. It's just a jump, okay this guy. So

687
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: now I am in a position where I do have

688
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: to stand up for my best friend because it's not

689
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: just a jump, and he did it so good to

690
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: even beat me, which would be pretty good.

691
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait, no, before it's before you do like

692
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 5: your best friend again. What have you been doing?

693
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 3: Nothing?

694
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: Basically nothing. We just were hanging out, what you know,

695
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: with show must go on. My phone must have been

696
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: off or something weird because I didn't hear any calls

697
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: and so what so we just you know, Cuckoo's here.

698
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to talk to her,

699
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: but we did the show.

700
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 3: She says, Hi, I love Cucko, I love you.

701
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 5: It makes me so sad that you would bring Cuckoo

702
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 5: and Ryan for my what was supposed to be my

703
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 5: special show, and you wouldn't let me do it, and

704
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 5: even talking about my experience.

705
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: The Winter Olympics. Well you know, uh, it just so

706
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: happened that timing wise, it made more sense to just

707
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: do it with Cuckoo and Ryan.

708
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 6: And then I feel like I've been duped.

709
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 2: Okay, so now we have to deal with this. We're

710
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 2: trying to mend their friendship. Ryan and now you it's

711
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 2: it's attention on you again.

712
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: Brian had to make the whole thing about himself and uh,

713
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: and it was really frustrating because, like, to be honest,

714
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: it's not that interesting.

715
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 5: That's what I would have done if I were there.

716
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 5: When I'm hosting, I made my show, I take a

717
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 5: step back, and I allowed a guest to be the

718
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 5: star of the show.

719
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 6: See I told you that I told you he was

720
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 6: a better host. You didn't believe me.

721
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 3: Well okay, well so selfish friend.

722
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: So all we did really was we just.

723
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 5: Want to do I would never say that we are

724
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,479
Speaker 5: a selfish friend.

725
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, well, all we did really was

726
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: we just did talk to Ryan and then we counted

727
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: down the charts a little bit and uh, and then

728
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: we talked about how did this get made? And then

729
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: we sang a theme song because we were raised by

730
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: TV and we were doing a solo bolo. It's really

731
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: not a big deal.

732
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 5: Well, maybe I'll play the episode some week when you

733
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 5: don't know that the show happening, and I'll bring again

734
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 5: and I'll be hosting the show at the same time

735
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 5: as you.

736
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: Hey, well, coolop saying she refused to participate in something

737
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 1: like that. That's not what I said because it wouldn't

738
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: feel right. So some people are actually loyal And with

739
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: that selfish selfish friend comment just about just got you

740
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: almost disconnected, except for Ryan's pretty strong and grab my

741
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: arm right, So do you have anything else you want

742
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: to say to him?

743
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 6: Hey?

744
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 5: Ryan, Yeah, I would love to collab on something sometimes.

745
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 5: I think the two of us, two handsome guys. I

746
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 5: think we could really do a good like kind.

747
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 3: Of like a spoof.

748
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 5: We could do a good spoof of some kind.

749
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 6: Do you need a writing partner?

750
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 4: Yeah?

751
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not like really a writing thing. It's like,

752
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 5: I think we would just kind of show up and

753
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,399
Speaker 5: do a spoop.

754
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 3: Sun.

755
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 2: Can you pitch a title for the podcast?

756
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 4: Okay, I think instead of rod City, it's called broad Shoulders, starring.

757
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: Kays and Ryan. And I think that you hit Ryan

758
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: in this movie of broad City, removing all my emotion

759
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: from what has been a pretty tumultuous day. I think

760
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: that that would be a very successful venture. It could

761
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 1: be really funny. It's a show that's so ripe.

762
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 5: Super showrunner into the showrunners slot, and now I see

763
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 5: how how it happened to last time.

764
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, Virgilian an idea factory over here, that's right,

765
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 4: a top.

766
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 2: This lot my broad shoulders.

767
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: M m yeah, that's right in Kolop's own Broad Shoulders.

768
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 3: Are you want to be in it?

769
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: She'd maybe be like your nasty boss?

770
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 2: Yes, I oh yes, I think I could be pretty good.

771
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: In the Hannibal role. I mean, is that interesting?

772
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 2: I mean we could promise it to you now, but

773
00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 2: then recast it later.

774
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 1: That would be a familiar feeling. So so I think

775
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: that what came out of this was actually something good,

776
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: which is we've got a really great idea for a

777
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: spoof we've got some perfect casting going on, and so

778
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: I understand that you are upset with me, but can

779
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: I just say good luck in the Winter Olympics.

780
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 5: I'm doing it. I'm doing it now.

781
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 3: Oh you're up, all right, I'm doing it.

782
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 5: I'm rolling.

783
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 6: Don't forget your.

784
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: Ski you're in the middle of rolling. Don't forget your skis.

785
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,760
Speaker 1: And then it's a little dig and he can't resist.

786
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: And this is what he's been doing.

787
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 5: Well, I think that's you.

788
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 6: It was you.

789
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: Somebody soon.

790
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 6: Listen.

791
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 3: Yeah.

792
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 6: Can I just end by Hayes. I just want to

793
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 6: end by saying how much I respect your career and

794
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 6: what a ferocious performer and writer you are.

795
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 5: And I can I say I felt like I feel

796
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 5: the exact same way about you. You're a savage. You're

797
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 5: a savage, and that's the most that's the highest that

798
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 5: I think.

799
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 6: You are a gnarly and and ratchet.

800
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: It's it's lit fade. Hey, hey, fam, it's lit fam.

801
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 5: You're a warrior.

802
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 3: I have to go, Sean.

803
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 2: I don't think you meant it.

804
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: I said it's lip fam, Yeah I didn't.

805
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 2: I don't think you felt Do you not think that?

806
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 1: Do you not feel that? I felt that it was lit, yes,

807
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 1: or even that perhaps that you're my fam.

808
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 2: No, I feel that you're my fam.

809
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 6: I'd love an apology.

810
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: Why why what are you talking about?

811
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 6: For all of this?

812
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: We were doing Kaufman Eskin you know, oh you guys

813
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: were doing it. Yes, and we kind of tried to

814
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 1: walk you to that a little bit obviously, like he

815
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: and I both want.

816
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: Jim Carrey to be obsessed with us, and so this

817
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 2: is our way, our path.

818
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: I was hoping that Jim Carrey would somehow inconvenience a

819
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: lot of people by being a fan of me, and

820
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: and that that would perhaps be topic documentary.

821
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

822
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's my goal. That's been for a while.

823
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, well that being said, and then I apologize to

824
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 6: you guys.

825
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: Thank you that, but I actually accepted and you can

826
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: see what it.

827
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 4: Looks like to be gracious, Okay, to give a gift

828
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 4: that could be Yeah, that was a gift you gave

829
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 4: yourself in a way, you know what I mean.

830
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: Are there any other segments we want to do before

831
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: we go?

832
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 4: Now?

833
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 6: R four magazines? You only went through.

834
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: Dog Fancy, Yeah, thank you rat Fancy of course.

835
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 2: And then there's always highlights it number.

836
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: One m and we did skip one and we are

837
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 1: going to leave that one. That's the mystery magazine.

838
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,240
Speaker 2: Number two, and the mystery solved. It's Mad magazine.

839
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: Oh you gave it away right away, yeah, and said

840
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: but it was fun for the audience because he's had

841
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: been sprinkling clues.

842
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 2: You out Easter eggs, crack open.

843
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: Okay, a little bit, a bit, a bit homesian. This

844
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: was a slocks waste of time, yea, queen? Yes, So Ryan,

845
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: do you do you want to plug anything while you're here?

846
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: Do like a plug song?

847
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I was able to do our plug.

848
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 6: So I'll let me hear the plug song and then

849
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 6: then I'll go from there.

850
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: I don't you know, I mean, well, what about what's up? Doc?

851
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:39,280
Speaker 1: I'm plugged, bunny. We're doing the plugs and the songs.

852
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: Funny yeah, yeah, squeen.

853
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 2: So what workouts are you doing lately?

854
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 6: Oh, I'd love to talk about that. I'm still hitting

855
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 6: hot yoga a lot shunting and hi yoga.

856
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:53,919
Speaker 5: How hot?

857
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 6: One hundred and five degree too hot? Have some orange theory,

858
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 6: which I really enjoyed because it really is based around

859
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 6: scientific theory on how to stay in the orange.

860
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: He had the iron son.

861
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's good.

862
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been I've been hitting some orange theory too,

863
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: orange Julius. Uh oh, hey, I got a theory that

864
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: should taste good man. Yeah, let me, let me, let

865
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: me put my hypothesis to the test.

866
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, breed freeze.

867
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: Yes, the experiment was successful. What else you doing for fitness? Man?

868
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: You know?

869
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: Sean and I, I don't know if you know this.

870
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 2: We we go to the same gym you do, do we?

871
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 5: We do know.

872
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 2: I just heard from Drew Tarbor last night that he

873
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 2: saw you.

874
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: Did you want to hear a real story about Drew Tarboro? Yes?

875
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 4: Please.

876
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: So I went to the gym and I see your

877
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: Tarbor there and we talked for like twenty minutes and

878
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 1: it was nice and nice guy. And then I'm leaving

879
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: and I'm kind of in a hurry because my wife,

880
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: Steffi Graff, is on her way home, and if I

881
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: don't get home before her, then she's gonna have to

882
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: feed the cats when she gets home. And she's been

883
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: working all day and I've just been hanging out at

884
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: the gym, not working, and so I kind of will

885
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: feel bad if she has to feed the cats because

886
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: there's a lot of them and it's kind of a

887
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: pain in the ass. And so I'm like racing to

888
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: get home. Yeah, I have five cats and there's three

889
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: outdoor cats that come.

890
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 3: To Oh my god.

891
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: So and so I'm like racing to get home. And

892
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: so I got to get out of the gym fast.

893
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: But obviously I just left the gym. I want to

894
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: go take a shower.

895
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 6: And I walk in.

896
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 1: There's probably twelve showers there, like, there's so many. I've

897
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: never seen this before. They're all full. So I'm walking in.

898
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: I'm going like, fuck, I.

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Speaker 6: Really got to go.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like waiting, and so I'm like there and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't believe they're all full. Like the

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Speaker 1: one day, I'm in a hurry. I see this very

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Speaker 1: unusual thing. Then one of the showers turns off. So

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Speaker 1: I go, Okay, this person's going to get out of

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Speaker 1: the shower soon. So I walk over and I post

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Speaker 1: up in front of the shower. Drew Tarbor opened the

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Speaker 1: door or what and I'm standing there outside his fucking

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Speaker 1: shower like a total creep. And and so I of

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Speaker 1: course don't explain what's it's like. And I'm thinking, like

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Speaker 1: if the roles were reversed and I open door to

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Speaker 1: someone's outside the shower. I would never think, oh, the

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Speaker 1: showers must be full, and he was waiting because that's

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Speaker 1: never happened there. So he just sees me waiting outside,

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Speaker 1: and I am kind of happy with what my reaction was,

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Speaker 1: which is I see his face and I just go

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Speaker 1: perfect fuck in the shower and just started up. But

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Speaker 1: I'm like, he must think I'm very strange, and I

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Speaker 1: don't blame it. Perfect And that was it. So that

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Speaker 1: happened at the gym, and I hope to see you there.

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Speaker 1: I've been there a little more lately, and.

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Speaker 2: I also am funemployed and so I will be there.

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Speaker 1: Well what I'll say, well, let's not yet. But what

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Speaker 1: I'll say about the gym is that it is located

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Speaker 1: in Hollywood. And I did overhear someone say something in

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Speaker 1: the locker room that should maybe be our parting thought,

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Speaker 1: which is they were talking about maybe joining a different gym,

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Speaker 1: and the one guy said, man, you can't go to

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Speaker 1: a different gym. This one's in Hollywood. The network is

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Speaker 1: the Nectar.

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Speaker 3: Baby Bye, I'm.

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Speaker 2: A horny girl Wolf.

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Speaker 4: This has been an Earwold production executive produced by Scott Ackerman,

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Speaker 4: Colin Anderson, and Chris Bannon.

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Speaker 1: For more information and content, visit earwolf dot com.

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Speaker 4: Oh