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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm hearing the Kim Zoziak and Kroy

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Speaker 1: are getting divorced. That's a bummer. That's a bummer. They

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Speaker 1: had a good run, but bankruptcy and houses going into

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Speaker 1: foreclosure and money is a big problem in relationships, and

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Speaker 1: she needs to keep up with the Jones as they

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Speaker 1: are not able to keep up with the Joneses. Her

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Speaker 1: show isn't on anymore. That means that there's no money

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Speaker 1: to run that program. And it's still there was no

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Speaker 1: money to run that program. He didn't make enough money

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Speaker 1: on that show. He didn't make enough money in football.

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Speaker 1: She didn't make enough money on that show. I know,

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Speaker 1: you know, I know what she was making. And that's

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Speaker 1: not going to sustain this lifestyle for years. She's got

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Speaker 1: two daughters that I know of, and younger kids too,

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Speaker 1: and the daughters look expensive. It's expensive to be me,

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Speaker 1: like they look expensive with the lips, the hair, the boots, filler,

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Speaker 1: the everything, the everything that labels, and it's expensive to

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Speaker 1: be them. That should be their next show. And it

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Speaker 1: must be a lot of pressure. I don't know anything

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Speaker 1: about their relationship. It must be a lot of pressure. Also,

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Speaker 1: like living your life in the public, like getting married

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Speaker 1: on TV, leaving the relationship on TV. It's not a life.

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Speaker 1: It's not a life, it's a room, it's a it's

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Speaker 1: a road to divorce. Paul wouldn't do it for one minute,

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Speaker 1: one day. It's a road to divorce. You get excited

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Speaker 1: about a wedding you're having and you're not even entirely

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Speaker 1: planning of it with the audience, like it's all so

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Speaker 1: larger than life, Like you're planning and doing for them,

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Speaker 1: and like the flowers are over the top, and it's

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Speaker 1: the media and it's the paparazzi. I look at Sophia

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Speaker 1: Richie right now, and like she's showing everything. She's showing

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Speaker 1: her wedding outfit, and she's showing her house, and she's

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Speaker 1: showing her honeymoon and she's making a cocktail with us,

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Speaker 1: and like you're on your honeymoon, like go be like

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Speaker 1: do your makeup with us? Fine, but like she's taking

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Speaker 1: us on a date night with her guy. Like it's

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Speaker 1: not great. It's not a good idea. It's not a

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Speaker 1: good idea. I'm just saying it right now. I don't

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Speaker 1: care if it's who everyone loves more than anything right now,

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Speaker 1: or if it's Kim Zolziak, it's just a fucking recipue

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Speaker 1: for disaster. I'm telling you right now, live your life

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Speaker 1: quietly in your relationship. It's too much. I've done it.

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Speaker 1: I got married on TV, and I had major doubts

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Speaker 1: part of my thought process was definitely like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the laughing stock. I'm gonna be on

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Speaker 1: TV and like I'm gonna this show and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: break up on the show, break up with him, and

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Speaker 1: like feel so shameful I did not. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: a disaster and doing it on TV and like the

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Speaker 1: producers want to piece you and then you're like feeling

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Speaker 1: gross because you're shooting your private life personal they wanted

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Speaker 1: me to, but they wanted me to shoot the fucking proposal,

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Speaker 1: which many people do, like show that that's a most

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Speaker 1: Paul would never share that moment, Like it's just wrong,

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Speaker 1: like talk about your intimacy, talking about your life, talking

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Speaker 1: about you money, being on TV, talking about your problems,

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Speaker 1: cameras in your house all the time. It is not

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Speaker 1: a life. Marriage is fragile and hard and sacred and

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Speaker 1: impossible for anyone. It is impossible. Two different people from

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Speaker 1: two different walks of life. They're two different species that

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Speaker 1: grew up differently, different cultures, different habits, different desires, different wants,

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Speaker 1: different needs, different thoughts about money and sex and religion.

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Speaker 1: And then you're gonna fucking add reality and spotlights to it.

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Speaker 1: It's a disaster. It's a nightmare. Kim Gardashian failed miserably

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Speaker 1: at it. It's a disaster, and I love that, Like

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Speaker 1: Courtney and her and her guy calmed down the media,

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Speaker 1: Oh I forgot machine gun. Kelly and Megan Fox like,

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Speaker 1: oh gushing, and we're so in love and we're drinking

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Speaker 1: each other's blood and we're tattooing each other and we're

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Speaker 1: perfect and fucking flaw us and gag us with your love.

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Speaker 1: And then he's cheating on her Adam Levine and his

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Speaker 1: wife and like then he's cheating on her Tiger Woods, like,

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Speaker 1: sit down and shut the fuck up and have your

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Speaker 1: private relationship. Oh my god. Yeah, Courney and Travis and

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Speaker 1: Dolt Chagabana and the short slut hoore dress, like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you gotta take it into the fucking background

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Speaker 1: right now, because it's not gonna be great. It's there's

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Speaker 1: no way. Most relationships fail. Most relationships fail, most sixty

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Speaker 1: percent fail. Let's add some caps and some reality televisions.

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Speaker 1: It's a bad press. You let them in, they never leave.

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Speaker 1: You let them in, they never leave. I've done it.

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Speaker 1: It's a goddamn disaster. It's a nightmare. Do not do it.

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Speaker 1: And we see you on the way up and on

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Speaker 1: the way down, will you gush you tell us how

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Speaker 1: great it is, your big ring, your big house, your

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Speaker 1: big fake bullshit life, and we take it and we

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Speaker 1: believe it. Then we're coming right down to the fucking

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Speaker 1: sewer with you when it goes down, right to the

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Speaker 1: goddamn bottom. We will ride you to the top. We

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Speaker 1: will Megan Fox a machine gun to the very fucking

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Speaker 1: top of the cake. But we will come right down

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Speaker 1: to the goddamn ship pitch sewer when you go down,

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Speaker 1: because we've read and believed all your bullshit you phony

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Speaker 1: and faked us with on television. When your house is fake,

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Speaker 1: trust me, we're giving you a rectal exam. We need

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Speaker 1: to see a fucking W two because you took us

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Speaker 1: with you. Don't invite us because we ain't coming down

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Speaker 1: to the ship pit. Then you don't invite us in,

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Speaker 1: then you won't have to invite us out. Fuck that. That'

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Speaker 1: like no sympathy for flogging and flaunting your life. We

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Speaker 1: respect your privacy, No, we will not respect your privacy.

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Speaker 1: I took my invasion of privacy like a fucking champ.

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Speaker 1: Why I invited them in? I got married on TV,

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Speaker 1: I I fuck and Okay, magazine paid me for the

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Speaker 1: goddamn wedding pictures I took free. I'm sure candy or

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Speaker 1: flowers or whatever the fuck I took. So you're gonna

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Speaker 1: get you're gonna get fucked. You're gonna you're gonna get paid,

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Speaker 1: but you're gonna get fucked. So whatever it is, there

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Speaker 1: is no such thing as a free lunch. Nobody's getting

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Speaker 1: out without paying the bill, And whatever Kim and Croy

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Speaker 1: No one's gonna respect it because you never had it,

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Speaker 1: you never wanted it, and that's how you got in

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Speaker 1: the goddamn door. How you going out? Sorry not sorry,

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Speaker 1: very strong opinion on this topic because I did it

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Speaker 1: and I got paparazzi it every fucking day and it

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Speaker 1: was the big divorce and it was horrific. I invited

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Speaker 1: them in, invited the fucking cameras in, invited the press,

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Speaker 1: and invited them all in. And I will never make

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Speaker 1: that mistake again. So you should know this. I was

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Speaker 1: a turtle. I don't know anything, nor would I probably

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Speaker 1: know about Kim and Croy anyway. But my producers told

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Speaker 1: me that they announced divorce today and on the same day.

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Speaker 1: I just found this out. After saying everything I just

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Speaker 1: any of this now. I just found out two seconds

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Speaker 1: ago that they owe a million dollars to the irs.

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Speaker 1: Not surprising. This reality life means get a show, will

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Speaker 1: fucking flaunt and jaunt show everybody all our shit, like

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Speaker 1: Alex and Simon in August and Sambath spend thirty grand

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Speaker 1: if they don't have at Roberto Cavali and what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna fucking do. It's the pk dor each season one.

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Speaker 1: But they got away with it because they seem like

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Speaker 1: it might be somewhat catching up. I don't think it could,

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Speaker 1: and I think they've had money issues. And old people,

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Speaker 1: it's the all show and no go bullshit. You go

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Speaker 1: in there and you want to fucking show all your money,

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Speaker 1: all your labels, all your cars, all your house, all

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Speaker 1: your Airma's china, all your shit, all your stuff. When

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Speaker 1: you don't got it like that, you don't got it

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Speaker 1: like that, and you just know you can smell new

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Speaker 1: money flaunting. And some people very rare cases the show

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Speaker 1: and what they get paid, we'll catch up with their spending.

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Speaker 1: But many people, it's just like the Florida real estate crisis.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna crash. You are not supposed to spend more

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Speaker 1: than you have, and you know I'm supposed to do that.

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Speaker 1: You not only am I supposed to send when you have.

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Speaker 1: I'm saved and my daughter's daughter's daughter will be going

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Speaker 1: to college like I'm good. I am. I'm not actually

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Speaker 1: conservative considering the amount of money that I have. Don't

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Speaker 1: fucking be a big timer. Everybody goes on television wants

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Speaker 1: to show how much money they have, and then they

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Speaker 1: think it's gonna catch up with them. They think that

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Speaker 1: the money they make is gonna catch up with the spending.

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Speaker 1: It's fucking not spend once you make. Once you make

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Speaker 1: the money, then maybe spend it. But Kim and Kroy

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Speaker 1: writing was on the wall. We knew he wasn't. He

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Speaker 1: wasn't fucking Croy Aikman. You know, he wasn't Tom Brady.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't making millions of dollars to roll like that

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Speaker 1: with those kids in those cars, in that house. It's embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: It's gross. The problem with America and the problem with

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Speaker 1: all this book bake and phony and filtering. Let's filter

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Speaker 1: our lives. You can't fucking filter your bank account. You

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Speaker 1: can't filter your fucking bank account. So the IRIS is coming,

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Speaker 1: get him and get him good. Nobody gets out without

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Speaker 1: paying the bill. So fucking gross, so predictable, so obvious,

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Speaker 1: so stupid, but so ah so perfect, good perfect. I'm

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Speaker 1: being My business is being audited because during pandemic businesses

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Speaker 1: didn't make the same And like coming great mention it all.

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Speaker 1: Fucking give me a rectal xam, I got nothing to hide.

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Speaker 1: What a great feeling. When you're not fucking running, stealing, charging,

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Speaker 1: you're not begging, borrowing and stealing. You're not borrowing money

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Speaker 1: for Peter to pay Paul. You're just living your life

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Speaker 1: the way that you fucking can and should. Like I

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Speaker 1: get Paul, and I so clean every fucking cent. I

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Speaker 1: hate cheaters, I hate liars, and I hate cheaters, and

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Speaker 1: I hate fronters, and I hate stunters. I hate it. Good. Good,

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Speaker 1: that's what I have to say. Good show off, fucking

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Speaker 1: show offs. I wonder if they filter their photos. I

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Speaker 1: wonder if they're you know, I wonder if they're lying

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Speaker 1: about certain things such bullshit,