1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: All right, here we go, it is time to ask 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 1: the clo. This one's from Alana in Memphis. Alana writes, 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,760 Speaker 1: I'm a fifty four year old divorced female and I'm 4 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,480 Speaker 1: dating a guy that my aunt hooked me up with. 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 1: We were sitting in my yard relaxing and he was 6 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: playing on his phone when all of a sudden, I 7 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,600 Speaker 1: heard sex sounds coming from his phone. I got up 8 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 1: to see what he was watching, and it was a 9 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 1: dark and dirty sex video. He said, my aunt sent 10 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: it to him. Why would my aunt send him a 11 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: porn video? Do I need to see how close their 12 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,520 Speaker 1: relationship really is? 13 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 2: I don't know. 14 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 3: Me for I don't even understand why you calling in 15 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 3: what everybody was right there. You was in the yard relaxing, 16 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 3: y aunt was over there. She sent him the video. 17 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 4: She missed her window. 18 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, you could have cleared it with everybody right there. 19 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 2: So I don't know. I say he had to be pretty, 20 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 2: tells Frances, Yeah, that would be my key. But if 21 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 2: you don't. 22 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 3: But if you think people who's seeing porno movies out 23 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 3: don't lie, you dealing with wrong people. 24 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 5: A lot of us, I mean a lot of people watch. 25 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 2: Porn educational actually it is you learn. 26 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, I think you guys are you're missing the 27 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 4: point a little bit. All Right, We're moving on Deanna. 28 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: Deanna in Las Vegas says, I'm in my mid thirties 29 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: and I like to think of myself as a freaky Christian. 30 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,039 Speaker 1: I met a man in church and I'm trying to 31 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: figure out what's wrong with him. He's very well endowed, 32 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: and I am praying for the day he unleashes the beast. 33 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: I don't think it will ever happen because he's so 34 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: sensitive to my touch. If I touch him or it, 35 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: it drives him crazy. How can I get started if 36 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: I can't give him my extra spresholds pre show treatment? 37 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 4: Please advise from Dean the freaking Christians? 38 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 2: What is you writing us for? You know you're the 39 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 2: one that's a freaking Christian? How'd you get the reputation? 40 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,519 Speaker 2: What do you need help from us for? 41 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 3: Nobody on this show is as label themselves as the 42 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,080 Speaker 3: freaking Christian. 43 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 2: You're a freaking Christian, But now you got questions on 44 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 2: how to be freaking. You need to ask some more 45 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 2: freaking people. 46 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,919 Speaker 3: You know, maybe you need to give up the title. Yeah, 47 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 3: why don't you just shot Christian. 48 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 2: For a while. 49 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 4: She sounds pretty proud of that though. 50 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, but you ain't that freaking because you don't even 51 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:38,800 Speaker 3: know what to do. Now you calling in to the people, 52 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 3: ain't know. None of us said, were freaking Christian. Now 53 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 3: you don't call in us and get some damn advice if. 54 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 5: You freaking every shows a freak and Christians, we don't 55 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,119 Speaker 5: have to titles. 56 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 2: Combination. 57 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's asked, the clo not asking. 58 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 3: Yes, I ain't got nothing funny. I don't know what 59 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 3: you need to do to him. Hell, you're mad, Steve. Yeah, 60 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 3: maybe you ain't all And I hold on, hey, freaking Christians, 61 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 3: maybe you ain't freaky enough. Hey, yeah, maybe your title 62 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 3: is a little overrated to him. 63 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,920 Speaker 5: Yeah that's something, all right. 64 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: Moving on, Paul atte and Charlotte says, I'm dating a 65 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,640 Speaker 1: man that tried to be romantic, but it went left 66 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: real quick. He ran my bath water and poured me 67 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,799 Speaker 1: some wine. The water wasn't warm enough, so I had 68 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,520 Speaker 1: to add hot water. I finally got the water right 69 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: and I was soaking. Then he brought his naked behind 70 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,119 Speaker 1: in there and slid into my bath water. 71 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 4: I think that this is very unsanitary. And it darned 72 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 4: sure is romantic to me. 73 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: I got out of the tub and took a shower 74 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 1: because I felt dirtier than I did before my bath. 75 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 4: He told me I'm hard to please and I'm rude. 76 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 4: Am I really? 77 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 2: Yeah? Thank you all? You know, the man run your 78 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 2: bath water? He coming there to getting a bath? Now? 79 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 3: He too nasty, But you fit the lay up with 80 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 3: him later on. I don't understand you can't take a 81 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 3: bath with him because you felt dirty with what what? 82 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 2: Let's both come out of here clean. 83 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:16,679 Speaker 3: But you know it ain't like he took a bath 84 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 3: like we used to do when we was little, because 85 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 3: we didn't have a big hot water tank. 86 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,679 Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, you had to use the same water. 87 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 2: You had to get on in there. 88 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 1: Oh you mean after a person got out, Yeah, with 89 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,839 Speaker 1: a load of clothes in there with a load of clothes. 90 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,279 Speaker 2: Yeah. He takes it to a whole other level. 91 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,920 Speaker 4: So you agree with him that she's hard to please 92 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 4: and she's rude. 93 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, you know, lady, what you want? Dogs? Man, 94 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,359 Speaker 2: he tried to get his big self in there. What 95 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 2: you what you think? 96 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,360 Speaker 4: What she thinks? It's much sanitary? 97 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 3: Okay? Well, you know there's sex scenes all the time. 98 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 3: People take basketball all the time. You know, I don't 99 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 3: know what you think y'all gonna be doing later on, 100 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 3: but you know it's gonna be gonna be a little 101 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 3: bit more in bath water. 102 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 4: All right, Well, uh, shame your turn. 103 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 2: Do you have a question for. 104 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,279 Speaker 5: Yes, I do have a question. You are with the 105 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 5: woman a partner. Man is with the woman who is 106 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 5: way more freakier than he is ready to be. How 107 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 5: does he get out of this relationship? I mean, she's 108 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 5: really freaky, she really freaky. No Christian in us at all, 109 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 5: Nothing Christian about this. How sometimes I just. 110 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 3: Had to go on and just that one time, just 111 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:45,359 Speaker 3: gone and get your whole self toe out. You just 112 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 3: had to gone and just get yourself turned inside out. 113 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 3: When you got the one time, you just got to 114 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 3: take it like a man. But you're gonna be in 115 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 3: there making him like like you're gonna be hyper ventilating. 116 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 3: You're gonna you're gonna suck in a lot of wind 117 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 3: because when they doing real freaky stuff, you do this, 118 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 3: he a lie? 119 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,599 Speaker 2: Are you wait a minute? 120 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:11,479 Speaker 5: Are you allowed to cry? If it's like way painful? Cry? 121 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:20,799 Speaker 2: Wait? Wait wait stop stop stop it. 122 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 4: Wait sounds like a tear is about to come out? 123 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,719 Speaker 4: Are you Jesus? 124 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 1: Oh? 125 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 2: I need you know you sent me down here? 126 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,119 Speaker 5: That is it supposed to burn? 127 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,480 Speaker 2: Like? What's going on? 128 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 3: What is the hot stick for what you're doing? 129 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 2: I don't know what is that? Stop beating me. 130 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 3: Now. 131 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 2: I don't like that on my mouth. What you're doing? 132 00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 2: All right? 133 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,640 Speaker 4: Thank you, l. 134 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 2: I'm not rubbing this on you right there. 135 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 4: We gotta get out of here. You're listening to Harvey 136 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 4: Morning Show.