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Speaker 1: The nick. Yes year's Nikki. Hello everyone, how's it going

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Speaker 1: out there? Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. I don't

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Speaker 1: know when you're listening to this. I appreciate that you are, though.

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Speaker 1: Nikki Glayser podcast every Monday through Thursday. Today is Tuesday's episode.

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Speaker 1: I love it Tuesday. You got the rest of the

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Speaker 1: week ahead of you. You got one in the can

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Speaker 1: you know? Um waking up feeling good today? Did a

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Speaker 1: little interesting thing. I've been having a really hard time

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Speaker 1: getting out of bed between you and me, knows Um.

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Speaker 1: I call you knows sometimes. And Andrews a problem with

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Speaker 1: that because your name is Noah. Why does he have

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Speaker 1: a problem with I don't have because you're Jewish, and

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Speaker 1: to call someone knows that's Jewish. I think that's it.

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Speaker 1: And for me, that is not even on my radar.

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Speaker 1: And so I just want to make sure that that

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Speaker 1: that is okay with you. And now, because now when

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Speaker 1: I say it, stands out to me is like is

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Speaker 1: she thinking I spell it? I spell it n O

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Speaker 1: I say like n O S, like no, like I

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Speaker 1: call it like no, and then like you add an

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Speaker 1: S to it. When you love the person even more,

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Speaker 1: Like some people can call me nick and then when

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Speaker 1: Like I love when someone calls me, uh, I love

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Speaker 1: a nickname. Don't you love a nickname because it just

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Speaker 1: makes you feel loved? Like did you ever? Did you

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Speaker 1: have a nickname growing up? Ever? Or like did you

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Speaker 1: were there? Are there any when I say that? Does

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Speaker 1: anything come to mind of like, oh, yeah, I love that?

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Speaker 1: When me that, I don't know if I love it

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Speaker 1: all the time. I'll be honest about that. But growing up,

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Speaker 1: my best friend and I we were I called her

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Speaker 1: egg and she called me bone. Why bone? First of all,

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Speaker 1: I like bone because I would think it meant like

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Speaker 1: I was skinny. So I'm just going back to like

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Speaker 1: so little really bones, I was so bon bones. I

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Speaker 1: And you called her egg because she looked like an egg.

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Speaker 1: She smart, I had it was. It was just like

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Speaker 1: So if you don't even think you got mutations from notes,

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Speaker 1: I mean I went from calling my best friend in

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Speaker 1: high school. Her last name is Holly Laura Holly shout out. Um,

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Speaker 1: know what she's she's just she's an incredible person. But

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Speaker 1: then we went to middle school sixth grade, her dad's

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Speaker 1: eighth grade. Her dad becomes our principal. Tenth grade. We

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Speaker 1: They've always been from black people. And dare I say

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Speaker 1: where are you from? I said St. Louis. He goes, uh,

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Speaker 1: of the my favorite ways someone's um made fun of

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Speaker 1: my eating disorder, because there's there's myriad ways to poke

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Speaker 1: I struggle with eating issues now in the I I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't struggle with eating issues now as much. They're very,

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Speaker 1: good because it was like, good, we're calling out how

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Speaker 1: But it also made me feel like a cute little

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Speaker 1: though a bucktooth beaver is what I got called by

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Speaker 1: that was because I was stealing his pencils and not

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Speaker 1: Let me finish my nicknames and then Sharad Small also

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Speaker 1: I just loved and uh, I never got my dad

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of other nicknames. I was called

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Speaker 1: I kept pressing snoods because I was at a live

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Speaker 1: streaming of a birth. Amy Shumor's assistant was giving birth

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Speaker 1: like the Mitch Hedberg joke where he's like, dreams sucked

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Speaker 1: because you're like you like, I forget his joke, but

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Speaker 1: and he's like, dreams suck because some could be wonderful

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Speaker 1: where it's like you could do anything in dreaming. You

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Speaker 1: could be making out with like a supermodel or like

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Speaker 1: routine about working out. I've been doing very good job.

427
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,639
Speaker 1: I feel like doing that, and I've been crashing like

428
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:17,399
Speaker 1: crazy after the coffee wears off. So I wanted something

429
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:21,280
Speaker 1: that was more of a general like uh energy approach

430
00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:24,840
Speaker 1: to caffeine. Yeah, different approach to caffeine, but not eliminating caffeine,

431
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,240
Speaker 1: but so you know whatever. And then my boy, Dustin Pourrier,

432
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,520
Speaker 1: who I love, who has a great body, and I'll

433
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,480
Speaker 1: tell you all this. He looks great when he sweats.

434
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,520
Speaker 1: He beats the ship out of people. He's everything I

435
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,399
Speaker 1: want to be. Uh drink Celsius. And that came up

436
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,359
Speaker 1: on my Instagram story, like what's up? What's up with

437
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:44,840
Speaker 1: these energy? Okay? I just like to explore because and

438
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,800
Speaker 1: and honestly, I will always admit that I consume things

439
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,080
Speaker 1: because Instagram ads get me. We were talking about it

440
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,400
Speaker 1: yesterday in fact of like girls on Reddit talking about

441
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,399
Speaker 1: Instagram ads that influence them and and ones that have

442
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,639
Speaker 1: they've bought and they regret. And I love when I

443
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,440
Speaker 1: targeted things that are like that, because sometimes targeted outs

444
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,919
Speaker 1: know me better than a guy who gets me gigantic

445
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 1: turquoise earrings for my birthday, who I've known for two years.

446
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:14,560
Speaker 1: They were so big. I actually the funniest things to

447
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,920
Speaker 1: the best he's out there. Remember yesterday when I had

448
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,199
Speaker 1: the Fannie pack of things from my bathroom that I

449
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,959
Speaker 1: hated and I couldn't find anything that I hated. I

450
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 1: had the ear rings in that fucking Fannie pack, and

451
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,480
Speaker 1: I forgot that they were a joke because I don't

452
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 1: hate them. Someone did write to me and say that

453
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,000
Speaker 1: they wanted me to send them because I said I

454
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 1: would send them. I want to revoke that, not because

455
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it in the moment, but because if

456
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 1: Andrew dies or something happens to Andrew, I will be

457
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 1: very sad if I gave up those ear rings that

458
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,400
Speaker 1: he gave me and that were like a funny joke

459
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,640
Speaker 1: in our relationship. So my hordeurism that is the same

460
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,640
Speaker 1: reason I can't throw out of pillow case I stole

461
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 1: from an ex boyfriend. The same reason I can't throw

462
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,160
Speaker 1: out a pillow I that a boyfriend's mom gave me

463
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,719
Speaker 1: the same reason I can't throw away a lot of

464
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,400
Speaker 1: weird things that I've kept from relationship is the same

465
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 1: reason I can't send you those earrings, even though I

466
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 1: did promise that, and I'm sorry, and I will buy

467
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 1: you another pair of turquoise earrings. Also, real quick, people

468
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 1: who wrote me about sending them the book I said

469
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,159
Speaker 1: I'd send up to ten people a month, either the

470
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 1: Healing Back Pain or one of the alan Car books

471
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 1: to quit something if you were really ready to do

472
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: it and you couldn't afford a book yourself. That offers

473
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 1: still stands. I think I got three people who wrote

474
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 1: to me, one of which lived in Canada, and so

475
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 1: I had to find a different bookseller. Will you all

476
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 1: DM me again? Um, because I lost track of your

477
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,199
Speaker 1: addresses And that's just me being not not me not

478
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,399
Speaker 1: wanting to send you a book. But this offer goes

479
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,959
Speaker 1: until July one. The first ten people I've already had

480
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 1: three that want either Healing Back Pain or one of

481
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 1: the alan Car books. UH for someone either you or

482
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 1: someone in your life who's really ready to quit dealing

483
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 1: with pain. I will send it to you and no

484
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: questions asked. But also, don't live out of the country

485
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: because it's really hard for me to figure out how

486
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 1: to get it to you. And I don't know if

487
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 1: I will extend this offer, but it's just something I

488
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 1: wanted to do for the time being for someone who

489
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 1: couldn't afford and to quit and get their pain under control.

490
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: And uh, and I'm always interested in different things you

491
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: guys send me that have helped you in your life,

492
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 1: because you know, a girl loves a book that can

493
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 1: change your life. So, Andrew, I, uh makeup podcast. This

494
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: isn't gonna be all makeup. But I'm sorry for going

495
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 1: hard on you this morning with the Celsius drinks. Keep

496
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 1: on drinking. I'm sorry for bringing up the pistachios. I

497
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 1: just purp in the trash because that's your thing and

498
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't mean to make you feel bad

499
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: about that. And um, we're gonna have a great show. Yeah,

500
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: I'm I'm all good. Yeah, I apologize for you being

501
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 1: an idiot. I apologize for you know I don't I

502
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 1: just I I know you very well, and so when

503
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 1: like I can literally feel when you're like about to

504
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: project something like before you even projected, I really can't.

505
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 1: And I know that. Why don't we start trying to

506
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: Why don't you start trying to predict it? And you

507
00:23:54,160 --> 00:24:00,160
Speaker 1: just go, what's the projector's screen? It's like key, it's

508
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,919
Speaker 1: like a you know, like a projector screen. Like when

509
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: they used to roll in those things into class and

510
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 1: they would write on him with the pen, remember the

511
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 1: ones where they have the clear ship the pen that

512
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: would give me a smr all fucking day and the

513
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 1: room would be dark. I would fall asleep during all

514
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: of those quadratic formula explanations. I actually paid attention more

515
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,440
Speaker 1: when that big machine came in. It was so big

516
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: and the light was so bright. Any children listening you

517
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: missed out on those and to any like boomers listening,

518
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: you also missed out. This is just a gen X

519
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 1: gen u. I mean, how great does it feel right

520
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: with a marker and erase it? I mean I like chalk.

521
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: Chalk is my favorite. I love the smell of the marker.

522
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know Noah has a little dryer

523
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 1: raseboard where she tells us like one minute or bring

524
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 1: Andrew in or Nikki shut the funk up, or Nikki

525
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: like apologize time yesterday was what sat no uh accomplishment

526
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: and sad because we had to bring that up. That's

527
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 1: like Nikki's a acomplishments and why she's sad? Um. I

528
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: have so much to talk about as always, Uh, Andrew,

529
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 1: anything that you want to say before we get started,

530
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: because I didn't really let you talk, which I know,

531
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure people understand know that's my emma, I can.

532
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 1: I I have such paranoia that you and Noah both

533
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: get notes about me all the time being like hey,

534
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know that like I

535
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 1: love you, but like Nikki is awful, and then like

536
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: you guys both like harbor these from me and like

537
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: don't share them or you'll share them to each other

538
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: and go like, how do we get Nikki to like

539
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: stop doing this without like this person writing her? Because

540
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 1: I know sometimes people write me really mean things about

541
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 1: myself or like or right, or they write me to

542
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: be like the way you talk to Andrew or whatever

543
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: was like really mean, and that's what's caused me to

544
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: like look at myself. So I'm grateful for people calling

545
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: me out, but I also know at the same time

546
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: they're writing Andrew being like, we don't like the way

547
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 1: Nikki talks to you. And then Andrew knows that he

548
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: has support, which is good, but he also knows I

549
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: also know that they've written him, like we're both aware

550
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 1: of the same thing that someone called us out for,

551
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 1: and now we have to talk to each other about it.

552
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: Like sometimes listeners can instigate things which needs to be

553
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: brought up. But at the same time, there's like a

554
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,919
Speaker 1: comment sometime on something and we both have seen it,

555
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: but we both don't haven't talked about it yet, and

556
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: we're like, oh God, now we got to address that

557
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: comment of that person. I mean, someone will project whatever

558
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 1: however they feel like you're talking to me or whatever,

559
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: they think it's a bigger deal than it is, and

560
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 1: then it will or they could be spot on. But

561
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 1: I'm just saying like, I don't I try not to

562
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 1: let that influence me on how I see you or

563
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: because they don't see us during the day, they don't

564
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: know how Yeah, they don't see how paddicetts. They don't

565
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 1: don't see the bruises underneath you. Just I'm just trying

566
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 1: to I want to hit you right on the jaguar

567
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: on your arm so that it turns into so that

568
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: it covers up here. Actually, I love the jaguar tattoo.

569
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: I love both your tattoos. But the other day, when

570
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: we were meeting our new friends, you know the osteop

571
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 1: uh who didn't want to come over for a bachelor

572
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: last night but she had plans already, but they're coming

573
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: over next week hopefully, she wrote me a comment behind

574
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 1: your back when when you were showing him your arm

575
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: and talking about like some like something going on with

576
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 1: your arm. I was like, how does like a doctor

577
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: not laugh sometimes at like bad tattoos? Because there was

578
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 1: a jaguar that said puddles underneath it staring at this

579
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: man in the face as a forty one year old

580
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: man complained of his joint mobility. And it's just like,

581
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 1: that's funny to me? Is that? Like, did he ask

582
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: you about the jaguar at any point? You think, like before,

583
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: I know he never mentioned the jaguar. Whatever, feel weird, like, oh,

584
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: I hate that I have to point out this part

585
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 1: of my arm when I'm trying to get real advice.

586
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I do jack pot on it. I would

587
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: feel so silly I mean, it's just it is what

588
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, they're kind of silly, they're kind of funny,

589
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: they look kind of good. No, they're and they're just

590
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 1: part of me. Honestly, I don't. I love your tattoos

591
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: and I love that you're but I get what you're saying.

592
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: There's something about a forty in your old Oh my god,

593
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: my mom's are killing me while I'm trying to look

594
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 1: like a two year old, like fun boy. So it's like, oh,

595
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say those look like it says puddles, and

596
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: then it's a jaguars, the jaguars, but it looks like

597
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 1: the same. Puddles is like a very feminine thing. It's

598
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: like feminine and masculine. But I think that's a feminine

599
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: A jaguar is like that's what I look at that

600
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: as like a strong female. I'll take it. I got

601
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: the nipples for it, all right, let's get to the dudes.

602
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 1: You get to You have the nipples for it in

603
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 1: terms of like because they're like they're puffy like, so

604
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: they're like when when you know dogs, when they're like

605
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: about to give birth, they stick their nipples stick out.

606
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: Because yeah, I look like I look like an old

607
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: pipple that's like white but also pink. You know when

608
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the ones that have like a chain

609
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: fucking leash and you don't want to go anywhere near

610
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: them because they're their owners look exactly like them and

611
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: also have eight nipples somehow. Oh my god, poor puppies. Yeah,

612
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: but I love them. I know what you guys do

613
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: with pips anytime you make on the pull, but you

614
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: don't want the pit bull brigrade to get on your case.

615
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: I don't like the way Nikki talks to you. Also,

616
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: pit bulls do not kill toddlers anytime, like a Jack

617
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 1: Russell bite someone to go. I thought pit bulls were bad.

618
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: It's like it has nothing. It's just about the owner.

619
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: It's all the owner. Whatever Luigi is being weird, I

620
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: never get mad at him. I literally I get mad

621
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: at him, and sometimes I get frustrated, but it's with

622
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: myself because I know that everything you do, it's your dog.

623
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: Your dog is. If you were chill, your dog would

624
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: be chill. Yeah. If you chain your dog up and

625
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: have him fighting cage matches, he's probably not gonna be

626
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: that chill. Luigi and I, by the way, we're really

627
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: good right now, And it didn't. It took that night

628
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: of me writing a song about him to really connect,

629
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: wrote me. He also wrote he said the bridge was

630
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: said nothing made him satter voice be new. Oh yeah,

631
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: because a litle chuahwasa was a little bit of a Mexican.

632
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: It's Mexican but also Italian. He's like hello by the

633
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: steps and I was like, what steps? He's like the

634
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: Italian steps with my vespis? Oh yeah. You always say

635
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: that Luigi looks like he should be writing a vespa,

636
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: which always makes me feel sweet. You should be wearing

637
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: an open shirt and open white button down with five

638
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: buttons down, and he's not. I know, that's the thing

639
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: I think he is. You got to give it to him. Okay,

640
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: your first first you just started Luigi with that. He's

641
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: in my lap by the way. Everyone, Oh man, I

642
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: hope you're having all the swells out there having a

643
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: great time. I know Tuesdays could be rough, but you

644
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: know what's worse than a Tuesday getting kicked in the dick? Okay, alright, boy,

645
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: you're gonna like this when the TikTok b lady that

646
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: you know you were talking about the other day faces

647
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: backlash from the keeping community. Talks like this when she

648
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: rescues peace. If anyone wants to be very soothed, you

649
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: just turn on the TikTok b lady and she talks

650
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: like this as she handles bees gently and doesn't get stung.

651
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: She probably gets stung one or two times, but usually

652
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: when bees are trying to find a new habitat, they

653
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: are not in a uh like a stress situation on

654
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: our very docile and you can easily use your hand

655
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: to wave them to the next place you put them.

656
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: If you find the queen. That's how she talks. I

657
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: love her. Oh my god, I was I was in

658
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: a trance. Dude, get on this bees TikTok talking like noah,

659
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: when we do that, I know no it does. Know

660
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: what has great SMR capabilities. If she ever wants to

661
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: talk about bees real quick, yeah, well you just soothing,

662
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: like slowly talk about can't you just tell them laughing?

663
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: Will you tell us about the bee lady in their

664
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: most soothing voice? Close your eyes. Bees are natural pollinators

665
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: and we need to have community gardens that support the bees.

666
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's the bee Lady. I love her

667
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: more than ever after I read the story that's and

668
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: Andrew's headlines. You are so cute. This morning, Noah sent

669
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: us the bee headline, and she was like, I love

670
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: a woman that stands up for herself, because this b

671
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: bitch not appreciate. All these beef fucking heads are so jealous,

672
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: are so jealous because they're saying she's doing this wrong.

673
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: She's doing this wrong. It's like, does everyone who does

674
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: a job do it perfectly, you idiot? Everyone sometimes makes

675
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: a little mistake. Maybe her pinky finger kicked a b off,

676
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: and like, you know, like there's always something that you

677
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: can poke fun and say that someone's doing it wrong.

678
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: But they're all fucking dudes that are just very threatened

679
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: by this be woman. There was a woman. I bet

680
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: a man was telling that woman to type people. They

681
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: you know, they look like fencers, like they're they're covered

682
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: with they're not allowed to show their face. You're right.

683
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: So it's like if like a quarterback played with like

684
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: his helmet off and showed his good hair, it's like,

685
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 1: fuck you, you can't also be a beekeeper and show

686
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: how hot you are. Like they were a little oh

687
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: they're mad that she's hot. Well, she she tends to

688
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: fix the bees when to some people, but her choice. Yeah,

689
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: and she's extremely popular. But the thing is she's just

690
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: raising awareness that don't call an exterminator when you have

691
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: a B situation. Buck Up also shout out to the

692
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: person who DMed me and said, thank you so much

693
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: for calling people who are scared of bees attention seekers,

694
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: because I would say a lot of them are, and

695
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: this person goes, you're so right, And I felt so

696
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: validated because I thought I was gonna get a lot

697
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: of hate from people being like, I'm scared of bees.

698
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: It's not because my mom didn't love me enough. And

699
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think it was, Yeah, well you know,

700
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: I mean, look I think that they so there's different

701
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: kind of bees, so they're like scared that other people

702
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: are going to go and be like, oh, I could

703
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: just handle a bee hive. I'm not saying that it's right.

704
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you're right. Yeah, like just I have Yeah,

705
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say that. Like, I love her

706
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: conviction in and and her belief and what she does

707
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: because she didn't apologize to all these B critics. She

708
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: stood up for herself and she's like, I know what

709
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm doing and like if you guys are upset that

710
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: like a man is not doing it, Like I just

711
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: loved her response to all the criticism. I was like, yes,

712
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: I love a woman who stands up for herself. I

713
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: do too. They say that she wears like the be

714
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: Hive outfit and that she she doctors the videos to

715
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:33,959
Speaker 1: make it look like she doesn't defensive of being the news.

716
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 1: We don't think. But I don't even get done with

717
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: the sentence, and everyone's like, fuck you man, Yeah, it's

718
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: really giddy about this. I'm sorry, I'm very hard, Like

719
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: this is rarely happens where someone tries to get someone

720
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,919
Speaker 1: tries to get someone is almost canceled, you know. And

721
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: this isn't about her going to a plantation themed party

722
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: back in college or something. People are saying that she's

723
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: doing harmful things to the bees, into the community and

724
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: all this stuff, and it's just really off basis from

725
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 1: people who were jealous of how much she's getting attention

726
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: for it. I the only you know what what you're

727
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: saying of like not backing down and standing up. The

728
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 1: only when people get canceled for ship of like racist

729
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 1: stuff they did in the past, or you know who

730
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 1: was uh. Ellie Kemper St. Louis headline Ellie Kemper, I'm breakable, commissimant.

731
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: Also um uh what's her errand on the office she

732
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: was almost canceled the other day because she won Um

733
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 1: this VP Uh it's kind of like a debutante ball

734
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: in St. Louis that a bunch of white rich um

735
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: private school. St. Louis is very segregated. Like I was

736
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,760
Speaker 1: saying before, I grew up not knowing any black people

737
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: because but I went to public school, so I got

738
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: to new black kids from that because they were literally

739
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: we had a program where they bust kids from the

740
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: city into our school. Thank god, because I would have

741
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: grown up with knowing no black kids, not because I

742
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: didn't want to, but because I St. Louis is fucking

743
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: segregated as ship, and no one wants to talk about it.

744
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: So you said this VP Fair, which is veiled profit.

745
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: You said the VP Fair, which was the fair now

746
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: Fair St Louis, the biggest fair in St. Louis, was

747
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: started by like these fucking confederate like veiled profit like

748
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: k k K. It has like all it's all based

749
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: on like white men and like white white Uh. Supremacy, Like,

750
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: but this girl that was in this pageant didn't fucking

751
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: know that. The girls that are in the pageant, maybe

752
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 1: some of them know that. But at this point, VP

753
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: has been changed over years ago, they changed it to

754
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 1: fair St. Louis because they wanted to disassociate from the racist,

755
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: uh start of it, like how it got started with

756
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 1: based on all like racism and segregation and you know

757
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: the South will rise bullshit, And so now they got

758
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: away from it, they rebranded, but there are still like

759
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: Ellie Kemper, who is my age when she was in

760
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: high school one the VP debut tumball, which means you're

761
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: the most popular, accomplished private school girl there is. Didn't

762
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: mean that she was racist, and and and she's trying

763
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: and they're trying to cancel her for it. And I

764
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 1: think she made a statement about like not knowing what

765
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: it was and and let's be honest, that doesn't mean

766
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: you shouldn't now educate yourself and say I don't want

767
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: anything to do with that kind of stuff, and like

768
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: and and and and change and and do good to

769
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: erase the fact that something that you being a part

770
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: of that might have hurt people of color or people

771
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: who love people of color now take accountability. But for

772
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: her to go I need to be For us to

773
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: cancel her for that seems insane to me, But that's

774
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: just the way I am thinking about it. Please enlighten

775
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: me if you think differently. But Trader Joe's did the

776
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 1: best example of this, and Sam Harris kind of enlightened

777
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: me to this, and he is very controversial thoughts based

778
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: upon all cancel culture. And I don't really know exactly

779
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: where's saying because I'm terrified of being canceled, but I

780
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: will say that I remember hearing that Trader Joe's got

781
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: a lot of ship because they had a um, they

782
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: have like a Mexican food brand of theirs called like

783
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: Trader jose Is, and like because it's like Mexican food,

784
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 1: so it's called Trader Jose's. And then there's another one

785
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: that's maybe like, um, it was like an Asian take

786
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: on the name Joe. I don't even know what it was.

787
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: And people go, let's cancel Trader Joe's, you know these

788
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: because that is racist, and Trader Joe's goes, no, We're

789
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: going to still make them because we know that we're

790
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: not being racist. When we're doing this and UM, so no,

791
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 1: and we're not gonna give you We're not going to

792
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: change this because you want us to. Um, because that

793
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: would be just doing it because we got bullied into it.

794
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: We know we're not evil because of what we're because

795
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: of this and uh, we've done a research and it

796
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: really doesn't offend it. It's offending the white people who

797
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: are are are you know? Yeah, and so like no

798
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: one does that though, So when I'm prepared for when

799
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 1: they come after me and they can't try to cancel

800
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: me for something I said in the past, which I'm

801
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: sure I said something fucking stupid in the past, or

802
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: on this very same podcast where I said I liked

803
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: when black people give me nicknames because it feels good

804
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: because as I grew up not being around black people,

805
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: and I wanted to be accepted by them and be

806
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: friends with them, and I felt like I somehow wasn't accepted.

807
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: And so when black people give me nicknames, it means

808
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: more to me the white people give the nick nicknames.

809
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: If you want to cancel me for that, I will,

810
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: I will hear you out. But um, I just like

811
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: being not giving in well, the people that go like

812
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: the Beekeeper, for example, the negative people, the ones that

813
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: are like she's dangerous, like this emotion, and then we

814
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 1: give them a platform. Well, everyone has a platform now,

815
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 1: but then you give them a platform and you give

816
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: it oxygen to breathe and make it real, as opposed

817
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: to being like no, fuck you, let's not well you know,

818
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: I mean it's clickbait. I mean we're talking about it

819
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: right now, we're talking. But the problem is, like the Beekeeper, like,

820
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: it's just like, I don't know. I just feel like

821
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: you can't give weight to when people are being negative,

822
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: especially big like fucking publications and big like social media site.

823
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: So hard to ignore though, because the second you put

824
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: out a statement going, I want to if I put

825
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: out a mean it goes. I want to address a

826
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: stand up set I did in two thousand recently resurfaced,

827
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: because what I'm doing now is taking the stand up

828
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: set that only three people have seen that maybe it

829
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,439
Speaker 1: will you know, and I'm talking about something I don't

830
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 1: even know. This isn't even a thing that exists. It's

831
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 1: like my deepest fear that something comes out that I'm like,

832
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: you know, that I'm horrified by because I said things

833
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 1: back in the day. I said something this morning to

834
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: Andrew that I'm horrified by. You think I didn't say

835
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: things I'm horrified by ten years ago on stage. Of

836
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: course I did. So My thing is like, when you

837
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: address it, it alerts everyone to it, and you think

838
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 1: you're getting ahead of it by being like, I'm accountable,

839
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: but instead it just lets everyone know that you did it,

840
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: and instead it's just like it's a case by case basis,

841
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: because some things do need to be apologized for and

842
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: accounted for. But I know that when I see criticism

843
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:53,760
Speaker 1: of me that canteater on cancel stuff, which has happened before. Um,

844
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 1: when I've ignored it, it goes away. If I were

845
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: to retweet it and go I just want to explain this,

846
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: it would only let everyone know. It's just like when

847
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: I pretended when I made a fake post that I

848
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: was in a super Bowl ad. Right, I'm not in

849
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: a super Bowl ad. I was making a joke off

850
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: of everyone bragging about being Super Bowl ads, and I

851
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: posted a story on my Instagram story that said I

852
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: can't wait for my super Bowl ad. It was a

853
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: picture that I thought, clearly, no one would think this

854
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: is really a super Bowl ad. Cut to the next day,

855
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,720
Speaker 1: my dad goes, You're in a super Bowl at everyone,

856
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: and then people people believed it. I guarantee if there's

857
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: a thousand people out there who saw my story that

858
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: think I was in a Super Bowl ad, they never

859
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: saw the Super Bowl ad. But that doesn't mean that

860
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: they don't think it's still out there. They just think

861
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: they've got when to go get a drink when it aired.

862
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 1: And so when you give attention to things fake or real,

863
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: it gives them life. Well, look, I love that the beekeeper.

864
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: She goes against the grain. She doesn't wear the masks,

865
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: she does what she wants to do. What would be

866
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 1: terrible as if her next video she's like in a

867
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,280
Speaker 1: full beekeeper outfit and she's like here you go, masses

868
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: um everything else dis covered because it would be so

869
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: funny just just tits and puss, but everything else is covered.

870
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: Wait next story real quick, if you just so you know,

871
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: if you see a bee that's dying on the sidewalk,

872
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: we all know that bee hives are collapsing, right, and

873
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 1: that's like the sign of the end of the times,

874
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,919
Speaker 1: especially native bees. Apparently that's like a different than well,

875
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 1: I would like them to change that name because native

876
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: be Yes, I would prefer that. Um, if you see

877
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: it be on the sidewalk that's struggling and about to die,

878
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: what do you do very quick? Do you guys know

879
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: either way? Like how to if a bee is like

880
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: on exhausted, like exhausted and like lands and you were like,

881
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: oh my god, this be's about to die, do you

882
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: know how to save it? Um? Yes? Moving on? No, no, no,

883
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: you uh, you get a spoonful of water and sugar

884
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: and just like half sugar half water, and then you

885
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: just feed it to it. Just get that bee some

886
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: sugar as quick as possible, and you can save a

887
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: whole You can really create a lot of change. If

888
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: you see a struggling diabetic a little bit, yeah, yeah,

889
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: and they're just having like a you know, a crash,

890
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: maybe they need to switched to celsius. Next story. I

891
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: can't wait till you start drinking period, because you're like

892
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: it sounds like his name. The US Coast Guard rescued

893
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,479
Speaker 1: three adults and two dogs on a giant inflatable pink

894
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: flamingo was swept away on a river in Alaska. WHOA,

895
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, look at that it does. Look there's

896
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: a picture of it. It looks like there is so

897
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: it's out to like see almost it's on like a lake.

898
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,720
Speaker 1: I guess it's on the sea. So there's two dogs

899
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: and two guys on this giant pink flamingo. That is hilarious.

900
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're going to die, this is the

901
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: way to go out. I feel like God, I was

902
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: just reading about the story. So they were rescued, right,

903
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,760
Speaker 1: They saved the flamingo and then they let the people drown. Yeah,

904
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: that's what happens. I actually know a helicopter like they

905
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: did a full on, like the USLO card had to

906
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: bring a helicopters. We can rescue. I don't know why didn't.

907
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: I feel like these coastguards they get bored, you know

908
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: what I mean. They're like, yeah, we gotta see the flamingo.

909
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: Rock and row. It's like and they want you to

910
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: take an m r I and a cat scan because

911
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,720
Speaker 1: they're like, we gotta pay for this equipment, so let's

912
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: just give this person with a you know, a hangnail

913
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: an m r I. Um. That's that's insane. It reminds

914
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: me I was reading about um on Reddit. The people

915
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: that inspired the movie Open Water, which is like I

916
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 1: have never even seen that movie because my biggest fear.

917
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 1: Two people were scuba diving a couple. They were in

918
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: Bali and then they stopped over in New Zealand. They

919
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: went on a scuba expedition and or and uh they

920
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: were left behind and it changed, uh this couple and

921
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: they it changed every all, like the procedure. Yeah, yeah,

922
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: so they it's it's so crazy. So the movie Open

923
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: Water is one of those movies where it's just as

924
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 1: almost a single camera on this couple the whole time

925
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 1: as they face that they've been stranded in the middle

926
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: of ocean and are going to die and what do

927
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: they do and in their last moments. I've never watched

928
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: it because it's too horrific. But it was based on

929
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: a true story with these this couple that um that

930
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: that happened to. And the realest sad part is is

931
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: like they didn't realize the couple was missing for two

932
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 1: days because they went back and cleaned the boat and

933
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: they found their like bags and they were like found

934
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: their passports and they were like, uh what and this

935
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: couple imagine that conversation like uh, like did a boss

936
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: be like all right? So I kind of sucked up.

937
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: I saw the guy that, the guy that that was

938
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 1: doing the headcounts, that took them out was charged with manslaughter. Um,

939
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: and he got off and the families, yeah, he like

940
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: because it was unintentional, he didn't mean to and the

941
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: regulations just weren't there, The procedures weren't there to make

942
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: sure this doesn't happen. They are there now, so you

943
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 1: don't need to be scared of this happening as much.

944
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it's always a chance. But they found a board,

945
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: a diving board much like the one you're using, Noah

946
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: to say, wrap it up, bitch, that they wrote on

947
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: it and they said, um, the date and it was

948
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: the day that they went missing, and it said please

949
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: send help where we don't want to die, like it's

950
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 1: so sad. And they found it washed up on the shore,

951
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: and they found the woman's sweatsuit or wetsuit, sweatsuit, wetsuit,

952
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 1: and they determined that the the guy was probably Oh,

953
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: I guess in the movie the guy's eaten by sharks

954
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 1: as she's watching because they're just like giving up and

955
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: they're being sworn by sharks. And then in the end

956
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: the girl is the last scene I've never seen the

957
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 1: movie spoiler or the last scene is the girl realizing

958
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 1: her fiancee U is or you know, young brought young

959
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 1: husband is being eat my sharks. He dies, and then

960
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to die by sharks. So she has

961
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: that decision to make of like what do I do?

962
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: Do I wait for the sharks to get me or

963
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: do I drown myself? And you just see her go

964
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: down and like drown herself, which is like always I

965
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: know this is really grim, but it always makes me

966
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: think of September eleven and the people that jumped and

967
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: how when you're faced with two decisions like that, and

968
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: like how awful burning must be to choose the other thing?

969
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 1: And um, moving on to the next story. Wait, held

970
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: on a second, Wait wait wait wait. We were on

971
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 1: a text thread talking about Alaska. So when I was

972
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: looking at this story, I remembered Andrew saying something about

973
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: getting stuck on a glacier and if I don't hear

974
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 1: that story, I don't know what's going to happen. Wait,

975
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: you acier know when? So I did a helicopter ride

976
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: with my dad and my older brother. We went to Alaska.

977
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: We did a cruise in Alaska. We left from Vancouver too,

978
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,760
Speaker 1: and we went to Juno. We went to Anchorage and

979
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: we went we flew a hell literally a helicopter and

980
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: landed on a glacier and in seventy degrees out and

981
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: you're standing on this giant piece of ice, completely quiet,

982
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: but the sun's out like it's just it's a really weird.

983
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: It's like having a bad arm with a shitty, you know,

984
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: young tattoo. And and so I'm out there and I'm

985
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: on the helicopter and we get on on the glacier

986
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: and I didn't know this, but there's holes and glaciers

987
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: that go like a thousand feet like if you stepped

988
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 1: into there's no reason why a kid. It still gives

989
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: me goose bumps to this day because me and my

990
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: brother we were from Florida. We ever found snow or

991
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: it never played with snow. There was a little bit

992
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: of snow on the glacier. So we're throwing snow at

993
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:09,240
Speaker 1: each other and n and running around with these holes

994
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: in the ide. Tell you about the holes. Well, now

995
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: there's a procedure in place. No, yeah, I mean there

996
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: should be there shouldn't. Yes, there should be caution tape

997
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: and with like um like a fence around these things.

998
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: It's wild. So you just narrowly escaped falling in one

999
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 1: of them, just by happening. So I fucking was throwing

1000
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: the snow and I stepped back, and my leg went

1001
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 1: through the glacier because I went and I stepped on

1002
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: a place that was too the ice was too thin.

1003
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: But if both my legs went in, I would have

1004
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: been I don't think I obviously didn't fall in the

1005
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: hole because I would be dead. But I stepped on

1006
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,760
Speaker 1: a thin piece of ice that if I was paying attention,

1007
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have done. So I step in and I catch.

1008
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: You know how inflexible I am. But I caught myself

1009
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: like a cat and I pulled myself up. But I

1010
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: was in the water, like past my ice, water past

1011
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: my hip. Oh my god, it was fucking wild. And

1012
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: then my dad. I remember my dad being like, it's

1013
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,240
Speaker 1: kind of like angry at me and uh and my jeans.

1014
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 1: I was freezing obviously, But like I sometimes think about

1015
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 1: moments like that, like I could have easily fell through

1016
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: the hole. I could have like how did I can myself? Yeah,

1017
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 1: near death kind of experiences that like have you ever

1018
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: had like a what was the most I said it

1019
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: the other day in the podcast. I think, um no

1020
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: I talked about yesterday in the podcast, but I or

1021
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: the other day I got away is incredible. I recommend

1022
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: going there. Like the husky there's we met the Idina

1023
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 1: rod huskies, you know, the ones that were in the

1024
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: ray and the biggest husky ever, I met a five

1025
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: pound husky. It's like you're talking like a kid who

1026
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,439
Speaker 1: met the Globe tatters and you go, you know, there's

1027
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:50,359
Speaker 1: not just one pack of huskies, right, It's like they're

1028
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: dead now, you know, there's like a lot. Okay, why

1029
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: do I care? What's our celebrity news? Why do I care?

1030
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: I care about Jason Sadikis I heard he's heartbroken? Is

1031
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: this the something? Is this the Is this what I'm

1032
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: about to hear? Yes? Of course, Damn. I know these heartbroken,

1033
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: massively upset. I love that I never know what the

1034
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: why do I care? Story is going to be yet

1035
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: I always have already read it, because I don't. I

1036
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 1: read this ship all the time. And I saw this

1037
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 1: headline that Jason Zakis is so heartbroken over um Harry

1038
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: Styles and Olivia who were got together apparently a month

1039
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: before they were officially. I've heard that speculation on the

1040
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 1: gossip blogs, and you know it's all anecdotal and it's

1041
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 1: none of it is you know, I don't think confirmed.

1042
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: But listen when a relationship is failing, whether it be

1043
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: a marriage or not. This is why I care about

1044
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: the story. Um, it's nice to see a man um

1045
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: being sad. I like hearing that someone's devastating can be

1046
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: in their feelings if it is true. Um, And I

1047
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: think that I want to be gentle about this. I

1048
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: don't think infidelity is good. I think it leads to

1049
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: a lot of pain. Um. However, I once had a

1050
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: therapist who told me that sometimes to get out of relationship,

1051
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 1: you need the prospect of another. And if you're listening

1052
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: right now and you're like Nikki, that's bullshit. How could

1053
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: you say that it's never okay to cheat or flirt?

1054
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: Then you've never been in a situation where you feel like,

1055
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: if I leave this guy or if I leave this woman,

1056
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: I'll never find someone else, because they've convinced me I'll

1057
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 1: never find someone else because I'm in an abusive relationship.

1058
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: And so the prospect of something can actually help you

1059
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: remove yourself from That's another case where you need to

1060
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,720
Speaker 1: look at why you can't be honest with the person

1061
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: that you're dating and tell them that your feelings have changed,

1062
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: that you have a crush on someone. My favorite story

1063
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: of this is my friend who was married isn't any

1064
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,439
Speaker 1: longer because her husband cheated on her and I wasn't

1065
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: honest about it. But years prior to that, she was

1066
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: working with a guy who she developed a crush on.

1067
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: She couldn't help it, you know, it happened what happened

1068
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: with Harry together five hours a day for six months.

1069
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: If I ever director actor, anyone that's gone for a

1070
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: long time on the case, but bye forever, justlop. Let

1071
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: me know. I wouldn't let her go to the concert.

1072
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let my girlfriend even. I wouldn't let her

1073
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 1: sit in those bleeds with hot Harry. Now you're gonna

1074
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 1: let him being a trailer together for six months, you know?

1075
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: And and she's the director, so she looks badass, and

1076
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: he's like a guy who was talking about that? Yeah,

1077
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: no one is talking about that, but they need not.

1078
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that Harry is someone that wears dresses,

1079
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: and it's very comfortable not being like very comfortable with

1080
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 1: women being in power, not intimidated by that. So yeah,

1081
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: it seemed to me like a like a thing that

1082
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 1: was could have happened and could have maybe we foresee it. However,

1083
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: I just want to say I I really shout out

1084
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: to anyone who has been cheated on and it's it's

1085
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: not okay. I really wish everyone could be honest. But

1086
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: my friend, before I get to write it up, this

1087
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,720
Speaker 1: is what happened. This is what I think. We can't

1088
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 1: deny that our feelings. You can't help your feelings. If

1089
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 1: you develop a crush on someone that you work with

1090
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: or that you encounter on a day to day basis,

1091
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: and you're in a committed relationship, hopefully you can be

1092
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,919
Speaker 1: honest with the person you're dating. Like my friend did.

1093
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: This is years before her husband cheated on her. She

1094
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,880
Speaker 1: went to her husband and she goes, Babe, I have

1095
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 1: talked to you. I have a crush on Antonio or

1096
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: whoever it was. And he goes, yeah, right, because the

1097
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: guy was just kind of ridiculous. And he goes and

1098
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: he and she goes, I'm serious. I don't know what

1099
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 1: it is like I feel an attraction. I don't I'm

1100
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm I'm mad at myself for doing it, but it's happening,

1101
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: and I just want you to know, and I want

1102
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: to get ahead of it, and I want to talk

1103
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: to you about it. He laughed it off like this

1104
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: as a joke, and she was, I'm not kidding you.

1105
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 1: It's it's it's a real thing that's happening. I'm gonna

1106
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: keep seeing him, and I need to address it. So

1107
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: she said, what I need is for us all to

1108
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 1: go to dinner together and meet together so that we

1109
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: can like join together and it can be you and

1110
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:18,879
Speaker 1: me against him and knowing that like you and I.

1111
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 1: Now he doesn't know I have a crush on I

1112
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: didn't let him know, and it's it's him and I

1113
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: against you. It's me letting you know I have a

1114
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,959
Speaker 1: crush on this guy. And now let's go to dinner

1115
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: with him. And now let's make fun of the fact

1116
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: that I'm liking this guy, because I don't want to

1117
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: like this guy. Let's work together to get me in

1118
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: a place where this is like, we laugh about this,

1119
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: but at least I get to be honest with my

1120
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: husband and tell him how I'm feeling. Even if he

1121
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: laughs at me about this, and guess what, as soon

1122
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: as she went to dinner with her husband and they

1123
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: both were like, you like this guy like it suddenly

1124
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: broke apart and she never felt it again, even though

1125
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 1: she worked with him, because she got to be honest,

1126
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 1: because when you keep feelings inside and you I've I've

1127
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: had guys have crushes on me who have girlfriends or

1128
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: who have wives. I've seen it, I know it, and

1129
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 1: I would I I have and I've I've had situations

1130
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: where they lie to their girlfriends or wives about their

1131
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: their flirtations with me. It has never felt good. I've

1132
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 1: never encouraged that. I've always wanted them to go be

1133
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 1: honest with that person because I don't want to be

1134
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 1: with some I don't want to be with someone if

1135
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:20,360
Speaker 1: I like this, fir, I don't want to be with

1136
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,240
Speaker 1: someone who's gonna lie to me. But when it happens,

1137
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 1: and I don't believe once a cheat are always a cheater.

1138
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 1: I think it's a case by case scenario, but you

1139
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: know you hopefully you can be with someone who you

1140
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: can be honest with a crush about If my girlfriend

1141
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:37,760
Speaker 1: brought me to dinner with Harry Styles blowing Harry style,

1142
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,399
Speaker 1: I would be blowing. What what do you think? Though?

1143
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 1: I would be like, do you think would be very

1144
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 1: hard for me to hear that? And to be like,

1145
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: look and I do with role play, I know, but

1146
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: I'm telling you how I feel. Let me just see, okay,

1147
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 1: But would you want to break up with her that

1148
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: she admitted that she has feelings for someone else? Or

1149
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: would you maybe take that as a sign that you're

1150
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 1: her needs aren't getting met in a way that I

1151
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: think that guy probably tried to deal with that with

1152
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,240
Speaker 1: humor because the the honesty is too much for him,

1153
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 1: and that's how he had to laugh at off. I

1154
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: don't think I would you rather not know, because I'm

1155
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,280
Speaker 1: telling you. When you don't tell, that's when it starts

1156
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: to brew into something more than a crush. I know

1157
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,720
Speaker 1: it'd be hard. I don't know it'd be hard. I

1158
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 1: think that I'm just saying ideally, that's the relationship I

1159
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: would want, And it would be hard to hear that

1160
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 1: my boyfriend or husband had a crush on a girl

1161
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: at work, that maybe he is younger and cuter than me,

1162
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 1: or like my biggest fear or Harry styles. You know,

1163
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 1: but I would want to know I'm your girlfriend. Okay, Andrew, Um,

1164
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about something really difficult.

1165
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: We have no time for Reddy Dump, but I'm going

1166
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: to get breeze through it because i want to do

1167
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 1: this role play. But Reddy Dump is coming up. Okay, Andrew,

1168
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about something. I know.

1169
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 1: We just started seeing each other and just recently became

1170
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:54,839
Speaker 1: like quote unquote official, you know, but I have been

1171
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: taking this spinning class and my spin instructor. I I've

1172
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: just I have a crush. I have to admit I

1173
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: have a crush, like the same way I felt about

1174
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 1: you early on. I feel about this guy and then

1175
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: nothing has happened. He has no idea. I don't even

1176
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 1: know that if he likes me. I'm guessing he does

1177
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: because I'm a smoke show, as you know. But I

1178
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: just want to let you know, like I have a

1179
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: crush on him and I don't know what to do

1180
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 1: about and I don't want to so I him that

1181
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 1: you like more than me. It's not about more than you,

1182
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 1: because obviously I would be with him if I like

1183
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: to more than you, because I'm a girl that goes

1184
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: after what she wants. I'm just telling you that I

1185
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,439
Speaker 1: need to get it out or it might turn into

1186
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,919
Speaker 1: something more. But the reason he makes me feel I

1187
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: just he Um, there's just a certain you know. Sometimes

1188
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: he looks at me and my vagina vibrates. Do you want? That?

1189
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: Could be the bike? But do you do you do

1190
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: you like being told what to do by this guy? Like?

1191
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: What is like? Do you think outside of the spin class?

1192
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: Like if you really got to know? I just think

1193
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: of attracted to him, you know, the way that I'm

1194
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: assumed you're attracted to other women. I'm attracted to him

1195
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: and he gives me attention and it feels good. And

1196
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: I have been having extreames about him and I don't

1197
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: know what to do about it. And I don't want

1198
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 1: to be with this guy. I mean, he's this been

1199
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: instructor and um, I think he's married, but I I

1200
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: don't know what to do and I don't want it

1201
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: to turn anything more. Do you think I should stop

1202
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: going to the class? Are you gonna break up with me? Now?

1203
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: I don't love it. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna

1204
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: lie to you. Also, um, you know these classes are

1205
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 1: very expensive. I feel like you're paying forty dollars to

1206
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: cheat on me in a way in your mind, which hurts. Um.

1207
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: I wish I could give to you what this guy

1208
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 1: is apparently giving to you. I guess I'm not fulfilling

1209
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: something for you. And maybe we could dress up. Maybe

1210
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: I could get a peloton and we you could get

1211
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: in bed, and I could get on the bike and

1212
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 1: tell you what to do. Will you just come to

1213
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 1: the class with me and then we can just like

1214
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 1: mock this guy together, and then I'll never be able

1215
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: to see him sexually because you'll just destroy him. Not.

1216
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: The problem is, I think he's probably a better bike

1217
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 1: rider than me, and you're gonna see me struggling. They

1218
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 1: do have Celsius for sale in the lobby for four

1219
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: dollars for four cans. I'll be there tomorrow. All right,

1220
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: let's get to redd up up. I felt like that

1221
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: was pretty real and that was really good. That was

1222
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 1: really good, and I like felt too vulnerable almost. Alright,

1223
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: let's go to Reddit dump. This is what we do

1224
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: every Tuesday, where I take you through my saved reddits.

1225
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna breathe through those really quick. Um. I mentioned

1226
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 1: a couple of things earlier this week that we might

1227
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 1: not get to, but I promise that I will update

1228
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: you girls about the things that people have recommended that

1229
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: they get advertised on Instagram and the things that you

1230
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 1: shouldn't buy. One of those is the poor sucking thing

1231
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 1: and um, and I will if I get to it

1232
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 1: on my reddit dump, I'll share with you, all right.

1233
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: So this one is, Um, this was just a tweet

1234
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 1: that I, uh that I loved from. This is from

1235
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 1: white people Twitter. This is the subreddit white people Twitter.

1236
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: And this is from uh Bitchy Fox sin fucking bitch

1237
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 1: thirty four. I'm sorry, so but this is a that's

1238
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: the reddit user. The tweet is white people Twitter. Is

1239
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: just funny tweets from white people that doesn't have anything

1240
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 1: to do with being white. Um. This is at cub Mount.

1241
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: Um is the tweet says, how I become a homeowner

1242
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: in my twenties. All right, Uh, cut back on sushi.

1243
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 1: I only eat it six days a week. Uh. And

1244
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 1: then the second one is my father, the inventor of

1245
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 1: blood wired me seven million dollars and I just love

1246
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 1: that because you know, millennials get shipp about like still

1247
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 1: buying avocado toes. So um, that was really funny to me. Uh.

1248
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,919
Speaker 1: Then um, this this was another tweet from white people

1249
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 1: Twitter from four six band. Oh that's the tweet. Uh.

1250
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,479
Speaker 1: Picture this your thirty one. You just married your soul

1251
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: mate and are on your way to your beautiful honeymoon.

1252
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 1: The plane lands in Bora Bora. As it touches the ground,

1253
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: your wife begins clapping. She's an airplane clapper. You get

1254
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,439
Speaker 1: on a plane right back to America, and you never

1255
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 1: speak again. I love that because people who clap on

1256
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 1: planes when they land don't do that unless you really

1257
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 1: want to. Okay, here's another one. I loved this. Um

1258
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: this is a also white people Twitter. I'm sorry I'm

1259
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: doing all these, but this is from um. Uh. This

1260
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 1: is a quote for David Attenborough from Rogan Underscore Brendan

1261
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: And that's because this guy's name is Brendan Rogan, not

1262
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: because he's a Rogan fan. Brendan Rogan says, a truly

1263
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 1: fantastic analogy from David Attenborough and and as always so

1264
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 1: very true emojis of hearts and you know, uh fist

1265
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Speaker 1: pound And this is the quote. If you collect one

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Speaker 1: hundred black ants and a hundred fire ants and put

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Speaker 1: them in a glass jar, nothing will happen. But if

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Speaker 1: you take the jar, shake it violently, and leave it

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Speaker 1: on the table. The ants will start killing each other.

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Speaker 1: Red believes that black is the enemy white black, while

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Speaker 1: black believes that Red is the enemy, when the real

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Speaker 1: enemy is the person who shook the jar. The same

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Speaker 1: as true in society. Men versus women, black versus white, white,

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Speaker 1: faith versus science, young versus old, etcetera. Before we fight

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Speaker 1: each other, we must ask ourselves who shook the jar?

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Speaker 1: Love that um. This is from science, subbred at science.

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Speaker 1: This is just a report. Spanking has effects on early

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Speaker 1: childhood behavior similar to those of adverse childhood experience a

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Speaker 1: c S. As they're called adverse childhood experiences, which are

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Speaker 1: commonly known as physical or emotional abuse or neglect, parental

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Speaker 1: mental illness, parental substance abuse, and others. So, if you

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Speaker 1: have a parent that was a meth head, it's almost

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Speaker 1: as bad traumatically for a child as if you were

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Speaker 1: spanked by a parent who didn't do math. So spanking

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Speaker 1: is not the answer that we ever spanked. The last

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Speaker 1: time I was spanked, I told my mom was that

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Speaker 1: supposed to hurt? And she stopped. I was like, so

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Speaker 1: I was spanked a little bit, but nothing like horrible,

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Speaker 1: nothing like it was that supposed to hurt. What a

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Speaker 1: smart ass thing to say. That's what got my My

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Speaker 1: sister used to do that didn't hurt. When my parents

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Speaker 1: had spanker and they would send then you try to

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Speaker 1: make it hurt, didn't hurt. I didn't really get spanked.

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Speaker 1: I could always tell my parents didn't want to do

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Speaker 1: it when they did it, So it was almost like

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Speaker 1: I didn't respect them almost more because of it. Let's

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Speaker 1: move into our final thought from the subreadit ask men

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Speaker 1: correct baseball four asks how is it that the penis

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Speaker 1: and balls don't get crushed slash, swift squid when walking,

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Speaker 1: sitting down and having someone else sit in between their legs.

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Speaker 1: I've always wondered this as well. This is a woman

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Speaker 1: asking men. This is why love reddit. So can you

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Speaker 1: answer it? Andrew? Yeah, your dick isn't your ball is

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Speaker 1: there there? They're they're they're like putty. They're not like

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Speaker 1: hard all the time. It's like it's soft with it.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't hurt because also your ass is soft. If

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Speaker 1: it was if it was a blunt force and it

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Speaker 1: was just your bony at like just a bone in

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Speaker 1: your ass, that would hurt Okay. The answer is. For one,

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Speaker 1: the dick isn't directly between your legs, said loaned per

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Speaker 1: on On, which is a good point. It's in the front,

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Speaker 1: so it's not like directly between your legs getting squished

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Speaker 1: all the time by your right Uh. And also you're right.

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Speaker 1: When the penis is flashed, not only does it take

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Speaker 1: less space, it also molds comfortably. Yeah. And then, um,

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Speaker 1: this was a great one from sex the subreddit sex

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Speaker 1: I finally found the guts to use a vibrator during

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Speaker 1: sex dot dot dot and oh my god, dot dot dot.

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Speaker 1: Then you open it the body of it says, So

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Speaker 1: I finally found what was missing during sex. I found

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Speaker 1: the guts to ask my boyfriend if it were okay

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Speaker 1: for me to use a vibrator he was during sex,

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Speaker 1: for he was all for it. We chose to have

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Speaker 1: sex and doggie since it was the only position that

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Speaker 1: came to mind in which I could hold the vibrator

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Speaker 1: to my clip. Not true. You could lay down on

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Speaker 1: the bed and he could be on the side of

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Speaker 1: the bed standing and you could easily hold it. Um.

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Speaker 1: He said that even he even liked it because he

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Speaker 1: was able to feel the vibrator touched his stick. Overall,

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Speaker 1: I came in probably two minutes. I have never orgasm

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Speaker 1: that quickly during sex. I want, I was want to

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Speaker 1: explore more with using the vibrator during sex. Does anyone

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Speaker 1: have any suggestions on which positions? Okay, so I just

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Speaker 1: gave you one. This I picked because you also said

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Speaker 1: that like vibrators make girls come so much faster during sex,

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Speaker 1: Like why aren't we using them? Threatened by that at all?

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Speaker 1: Not at all? Okay, bring in more robots. I don't

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Speaker 1: give a fuck. I really don't loved it. I don't

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Speaker 1: care at all. And doggie is a great way to

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Speaker 1: do it. And you can feel the vibration on on

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Speaker 1: the on your penis. It does help, yes, And then

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Speaker 1: there's one more for ask women, and I'm closing up

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Speaker 1: here and ask women a woman, ask other ladies. Okay, ladies,

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Speaker 1: how do you prevent razor burn on your bikini line?

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Speaker 1: I just want to say that a lot of times

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Speaker 1: razorburn does look like herpies. They can become infected and

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Speaker 1: it's a really uh it's an issue that a lot

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Speaker 1: of women don't want guys going down on them because

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Speaker 1: they don't want them to see I've had it before

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Speaker 1: where I've been like, that's not herpies, which is never

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Speaker 1: a hot thing to say before a guy goes down

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Speaker 1: on you, even if it's not. You know. For me,

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Speaker 1: ten skin has really worked, but I use Harry's razors.

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Speaker 1: I think using a men's razor is the best way

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Speaker 1: to do it. Make sure you can also use out.

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Speaker 1: Girls have said that they use um deodorant. This is

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Speaker 1: the one that someone got from No. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: share this with you because you might find this interesting,

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Speaker 1: she says. I know this, Yeah, this is from put

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Speaker 1: a bird on it a user. I know this sounds insane,

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Speaker 1: but deodorant. I clean the area with alcohol after shaving,

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Speaker 1: and yes, it hurts like hell for a second, but

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Speaker 1: it passes quickly. You can also use a thing called

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Speaker 1: tend Skin tend t E n D Skin. You can

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Speaker 1: get it on Amazon. It works us as well. Um,

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Speaker 1: she goes, I got this. If she goes, then I

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Speaker 1: rub a deodorance. Then I rub a deodorant stick over

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Speaker 1: the shaped area. No more irritation or bombs at all.

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Speaker 1: I got this advice from a stripper. She made an

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Speaker 1: edit to this since the this gain bit of a

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Speaker 1: bit of traction I wanted to share my process. First,

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Speaker 1: exfoliate the area with an exfoliating cloth using my regular

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Speaker 1: body wash. She uses Dove because she has sensitive skin. Next,

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Speaker 1: she uses lather from the body wash and a fresh blade,

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Speaker 1: which I recommend Harry's. I'm not sponsored by them. When

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Speaker 1: I get out of the shower, I pat that dry

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Speaker 1: area and splash alcohol. Alcohol on the shaped area seventy

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Speaker 1: is more effective at killing pathogens, which is what we

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Speaker 1: are going for. I brought. I bought a spray bottle

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Speaker 1: in the travel product aisle and filled it with alcohol

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Speaker 1: and spray the shaped area. It's easier in my opinion.

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Speaker 1: After the area is nice and dry, I take my

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Speaker 1: deodorant stick and I do a swipe or two over

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Speaker 1: the shaped area, swiping with the grain. I use Dove

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Speaker 1: deodorant against again, because it works best for my sensitive skin.

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Speaker 1: It is the combo of deodorant and anti post persprint.

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Speaker 1: I don't use the same one that I use on

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Speaker 1: my under arms. I have a deadly in one that

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Speaker 1: is used only for my bikini line and it's been

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Speaker 1: disinfected with alcohol. Good luck, everybody. I hope your bikini

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Speaker 1: areas have a bump and irritation free future. If you

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Speaker 1: are a girl that struggles with irritation down there, I'm

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Speaker 1: not anymore. I don't know what I do, did not

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Speaker 1: have it, but I used to have it all the time.

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Speaker 1: Please use that tip and I hope it helps you

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Speaker 1: and we gotta go. Um, or just have sex in

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Speaker 1: the dark. Yeah, or just keep or just blind your

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Speaker 1: partner yeah like a blind guy. Yeah. Um. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for listening to the podcast today. We will

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Speaker 1: be back tomorrow, as you know, get your friends into it.

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Speaker 1: Just talk about us on Reddit in the podcast if

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Speaker 1: you're a subscriber to Reddit's uh sub subreddit podcasts, because

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Speaker 1: again people were asking for funny daily podcasts and I

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Speaker 1: searched and no one said ours, and I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: come on, Rogan Brian. Um, yeah, thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for listening everyone, um, and keep sending in voice memos,

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Speaker 1: keep sending in uh you know, comments, concerns, questions. We

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Speaker 1: love you so much, See you tomorrow. Okay, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: got