Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. This
Speaker 1: subject my wife needs performance enhancing medication. We'll get into
Speaker 1: that in a bit, but right now the nephew is
Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What's you got for?
Speaker 1: You know what, Sharlette, You know, as you know last year,
Speaker 1: today's prank is church calendar, church Allen, always messing with
Speaker 1: the church. Okay, yeah, And you know what, Shirley, if
Speaker 1: you after this prank of you feeling you know, little something,
Speaker 1: maybe you might want to be on the couch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: church calendar, Why don't you go and play the prank
Speaker 1: and then we'll find out. You see, it won't pretty show.
Speaker 1: You know what I can state, Man, you changed change,
Speaker 1: I mean from from when we was growing up. You
Speaker 1: just it's called maturity. No, it ain't that. And since
Speaker 1: you got this money, you're different thought who you You
Speaker 1: ain't who you used to tell you right now, I
Speaker 1: ain't who I used to be, and I want to
Speaker 1: thank God for that. Praise him, thank God for changing
Speaker 1: got this money. When I was who I was, I'd
Speaker 1: be sick right now, I'd be hooked up to i'd
Speaker 1: be machine in a hospital right now with everything but COVID.
Speaker 1: All right, let's come on. I'm just saying you're different.
Speaker 1: But anyway, any of you know, the title is a
Speaker 1: church callity. You know. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
Speaker 1: uh sister Alison. Alison. Uh Alison, she's not here, man,
Speaker 1: she had worked. Um as you're speaking, Hey, this is
Speaker 1: this is brother Lust brother ut how you doing today?
Speaker 1: All right? Lester? Brother Lester right from the church. Okay,
Speaker 1: okay over uh right right right right? Your husband right
Speaker 1: with Jared. I'm sure. Yeah. This is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I met you a couple of times. Gerrell. We ain't
Speaker 1: seen you in a minute though. Man, have been working
Speaker 1: on Sunday and I said that I was gonna try
Speaker 1: to make it, but I told her, you know, I
Speaker 1: want to get involved. You know this year it is
Speaker 1: gonna be a better year. I'm gonna get involved. Man.
Speaker 1: We'll come all down. Man. We we love it. How
Speaker 1: you know that's for sure? Man? Can I get you
Speaker 1: a number where she can call me back? Well? Okay,
Speaker 1: yeah sure. Um, it's just about you know, lessing us something.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Actually? The single ministry man I'm over
Speaker 1: the single ministry and we're raising some money. So we're
Speaker 1: actually putting together a calendar, and we wanted her to
Speaker 1: give us a call about it. Okay, so let me
Speaker 1: let me get you. Let me get you my a
Speaker 1: number real quick way minute. Okay, you said Canada. So
Speaker 1: the church is doing the calendar. But is it like
Speaker 1: the couples, like we come in like how it always
Speaker 1: be like the couples come in and be like this
Speaker 1: is Mr Him? I mean a calendar? No, No, what
Speaker 1: we're don't see a lot of the guys got together.
Speaker 1: What we're gonna do is the Mountain swimsuit calendar, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna we kind of put that together. Man. So
Speaker 1: let me give you my number, man, because I want
Speaker 1: to call all the guys were saying, if she get
Speaker 1: on the calendar, he'll probably get solid. You know. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute. Woa woa war war. Let's
Speaker 1: slow down, slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay.
Speaker 1: A calendar, A swimsuit calendar for the for the single
Speaker 1: ministry at the church. What it is, Gerald, We're gonna
Speaker 1: be the first church who have ever done a swimsuit calendar.
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying, no, wait a minute, Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute, you call it for us.
Speaker 1: My wife is to be in it. And you sure
Speaker 1: you got the right number because we're there, I mean
Speaker 1: because your wife is Alison, right, Yes, my wife is Aladon.
Speaker 1: And first of all, then what's this man about? All
Speaker 1: the guys y'all got together you have voted for about Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to take this slow man who God hold
Speaker 1: my tongue right now, because I'm trying. I don't understand
Speaker 1: where you're going with this. And listen, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: sister Geddred. She's gonna be miss March June is like
Speaker 1: pretty much in the middle of the year. We want
Speaker 1: your wife to be the big center fold. Please please
Speaker 1: tell me you're not tilling my house this morning talking
Speaker 1: about my wife to be in the Canada. I swim
Speaker 1: through calendar. But dead on top of that, y'all all
Speaker 1: got together and y'all voted that y'all want my wife
Speaker 1: to be in a swim to Canada fad church. Okay,
Speaker 1: well wait, wait, wait a minute, I'm looking at us
Speaker 1: on the positive side man with this here. See, like
Speaker 1: I said, we're raising money for the singles manistry and
Speaker 1: the single ministry getting ready to go on a big trip.
Speaker 1: But I won't do the singles ministry. She's no man,
Speaker 1: I the people that's been ministry. Why you tell and
Speaker 1: tell about my wife? Bid is something like this? You
Speaker 1: hold up that Jesus yell? Hey man, you you you
Speaker 1: should feel honored man, that your wife looking at my
Speaker 1: wife like that. Man, we're coming in there and we
Speaker 1: try to get hip and we're trying to do it.
Speaker 1: Y'all looking at my wife time. Y'all want my wife
Speaker 1: to be in the swim through contest? Man? Do you
Speaker 1: understand what that is? Man? Ain't nober some is made
Speaker 1: so y'all look that my wife. Time. My y'all want
Speaker 1: my wife to be here? A petty? See what you
Speaker 1: gotta understand? You? This right here, man is for the
Speaker 1: single minustry, which we got a big trip coming up.
Speaker 1: So we're raising money. What are y'all doing? Man? It's
Speaker 1: not something you do at the church. Man. You have
Speaker 1: car watch his name without you? No, no, don't really
Speaker 1: we watched cars. Man. Y'all talking about Canada? Man? What
Speaker 1: are you doing? Man? What type of churches this set
Speaker 1: turn into? Man? See Gerald the difference deals on this
Speaker 1: whole thing. Man, don't be upset about it. What it
Speaker 1: is that man, we didn't found something that ain't no
Speaker 1: other church done before. You see what I'm saying. The
Speaker 1: reason ain't no other church done this? Because this is wrong? Man?
Speaker 1: What committee got to get on something like this? Man?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Hey? Dog, you gotta understand. Listen.
Speaker 1: We got sister Geddred, We got sister Dicky. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You said the thing that
Speaker 1: signed out on this. You got these women in the
Speaker 1: church then that they're gonna put on swim suits. Well,
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, we got them on our list. We
Speaker 1: got them on our list to come saying. May ain't
Speaker 1: nobody getting with man? What's wrong with you? Man? Hey man,
Speaker 1: lit's just to help us your started. Do you have
Speaker 1: a picture or Sister Alison in a swimsuit? Look, man,
Speaker 1: I ain't give it. You know you my wife and
Speaker 1: no swimsuit. Man, This is just something we're trying to
Speaker 1: do for the ministry. Dude. You know what are you
Speaker 1: at the church? Did you work at the church for
Speaker 1: a turn part time? I'm at the church, Okay? Are
Speaker 1: you there? There? No I'm not there right now, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there for Crowhurs later on this evening. Okay,
Speaker 1: what time do chid? Rehearsal start left? Seven o'clock? But
Speaker 1: why you what was was losing? What I want you
Speaker 1: to do is for me before you go to rehearsal.
Speaker 1: Can you just be right in the front right quick?
Speaker 1: I just want to we need to meet personally right quick,
Speaker 1: less to me and you. So I'm gonna come to
Speaker 1: the rehearsal and then let's talk about this face to
Speaker 1: face because it's over the phone and all that. This
Speaker 1: is not worth it right now and I need to
Speaker 1: meet the person that's called in my how talking about
Speaker 1: my wife doing all this idiotic type. So let's meet
Speaker 1: making the front brother to see I've got something for
Speaker 1: you to see, gay doubts, So meet me in the front. Man.
Speaker 1: Please told you to go in left because we ain't
Speaker 1: gonna talk about this no more over the phone. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about this in person. Okay, Purf, I mean you
Speaker 1: gotta calm down, man, I don't even understand why you
Speaker 1: already like you know what? Yeah, I'm gonna come down lester. Seven.
Speaker 1: So it started at seven. Let's do six fifty five. Lefter,
Speaker 1: I think this is gonna work for us. This is
Speaker 1: gonna help your callad to get out the way that
Speaker 1: you really really needed to get out. Man, I got
Speaker 1: something for you that's gonna help. Just calls. Please be
Speaker 1: outside at six fifty five. Please don't go on there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be outside. Can you bring a picture with you?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I gotta
Speaker 1: nice picture for you. I'll tell you what me or
Speaker 1: time you will be outside waiting on you. When you
Speaker 1: get there, You're in Who Me and nephew Timmy from
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morner Show. We're gonna be right outside
Speaker 1: in front of the church. Oh man, who did this? May? Hey? Man,
Speaker 1: your brother Jason told me to prank phone call you. Man,
Speaker 1: God Man, you know you know what you said? Tell him,
Speaker 1: I said, if that food came to church more often,
Speaker 1: he would know that this is a prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Oh Dad, I'm glad it is. Man. Can you just
Speaker 1: imagine if how to draw up to that church acting
Speaker 1: the food ain't man, gir I got I gotta ask
Speaker 1: you this here, man, what is the baddest and I
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Speaker 1: you be in Fund of Church six you can sing,
Speaker 1: yeah something, you can really sing about it? All right?
Speaker 1: Thank you enough you for today's praying phone call. Coming
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