WEBVTT - Church Calendar

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. This

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<v Speaker 1>subject my wife needs performance enhancing medication. We'll get into

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<v Speaker 1>that in a bit, but right now the nephew is

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<v Speaker 1>here with today's prank phone call. What's you got for?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Sharlette, You know, as you know last year,

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank is church calendar, church Allen, always messing with

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<v Speaker 1>the church. Okay, yeah, And you know what, Shirley, if

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<v Speaker 1>you after this prank of you feeling you know, little something,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you might want to be on the couch. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>church calendar, Why don't you go and play the prank

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<v Speaker 1>and then we'll find out. You see, it won't pretty show.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I can state, Man, you changed change,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean from from when we was growing up. You

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<v Speaker 1>just it's called maturity. No, it ain't that. And since

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<v Speaker 1>you got this money, you're different thought who you You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't who you used to tell you right now, I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't who I used to be, and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>thank God for that. Praise him, thank God for changing

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<v Speaker 1>got this money. When I was who I was, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be sick right now, I'd be hooked up to i'd

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<v Speaker 1>be machine in a hospital right now with everything but COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's come on. I'm just saying you're different.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, any of you know, the title is a

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<v Speaker 1>church callity. You know. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

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<v Speaker 1>uh sister Alison. Alison. Uh Alison, she's not here, man,

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<v Speaker 1>she had worked. Um as you're speaking, Hey, this is

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<v Speaker 1>this is brother Lust brother ut how you doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Lester? Brother Lester right from the church. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>okay over uh right right right right? Your husband right

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<v Speaker 1>with Jared. I'm sure. Yeah. This is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I met you a couple of times. Gerrell. We ain't

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<v Speaker 1>seen you in a minute though. Man, have been working

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday and I said that I was gonna try

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<v Speaker 1>to make it, but I told her, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to get involved. You know this year it is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a better year. I'm gonna get involved. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll come all down. Man. We we love it. How

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<v Speaker 1>you know that's for sure? Man? Can I get you

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<v Speaker 1>a number where she can call me back? Well? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah sure. Um, it's just about you know, lessing us something.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Actually? The single ministry man I'm over

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<v Speaker 1>the single ministry and we're raising some money. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>actually putting together a calendar, and we wanted her to

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<v Speaker 1>give us a call about it. Okay, so let me

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<v Speaker 1>let me get you. Let me get you my a

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<v Speaker 1>number real quick way minute. Okay, you said Canada. So

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<v Speaker 1>the church is doing the calendar. But is it like

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<v Speaker 1>the couples, like we come in like how it always

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<v Speaker 1>be like the couples come in and be like this

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<v Speaker 1>is Mr Him? I mean a calendar? No, No, what

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<v Speaker 1>we're don't see a lot of the guys got together.

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<v Speaker 1>What we're gonna do is the Mountain swimsuit calendar, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna we kind of put that together. Man. So

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<v Speaker 1>let me give you my number, man, because I want

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<v Speaker 1>to call all the guys were saying, if she get

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<v Speaker 1>on the calendar, he'll probably get solid. You know. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, Wait a minute. Woa woa war war. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>slow down, slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>A calendar, A swimsuit calendar for the for the single

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<v Speaker 1>ministry at the church. What it is, Gerald, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be the first church who have ever done a swimsuit calendar.

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<v Speaker 1>You see what I'm saying, no, wait a minute, Wait

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, wait a minute, you call it for us.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife is to be in it. And you sure

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<v Speaker 1>you got the right number because we're there, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>because your wife is Alison, right, Yes, my wife is Aladon.

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<v Speaker 1>And first of all, then what's this man about? All

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<v Speaker 1>the guys y'all got together you have voted for about Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to take this slow man who God hold

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<v Speaker 1>my tongue right now, because I'm trying. I don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>where you're going with this. And listen, we're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>sister Geddred. She's gonna be miss March June is like

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much in the middle of the year. We want

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<v Speaker 1>your wife to be the big center fold. Please please

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<v Speaker 1>tell me you're not tilling my house this morning talking

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<v Speaker 1>about my wife to be in the Canada. I swim

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<v Speaker 1>through calendar. But dead on top of that, y'all all

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<v Speaker 1>got together and y'all voted that y'all want my wife

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<v Speaker 1>to be in a swim to Canada fad church. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well wait, wait, wait a minute, I'm looking at us

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<v Speaker 1>on the positive side man with this here. See, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we're raising money for the singles manistry and

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<v Speaker 1>the single ministry getting ready to go on a big trip.

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<v Speaker 1>But I won't do the singles ministry. She's no man,

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<v Speaker 1>I the people that's been ministry. Why you tell and

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<v Speaker 1>tell about my wife? Bid is something like this? You

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<v Speaker 1>hold up that Jesus yell? Hey man, you you you

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<v Speaker 1>should feel honored man, that your wife looking at my

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<v Speaker 1>wife like that. Man, we're coming in there and we

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<v Speaker 1>try to get hip and we're trying to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all looking at my wife time. Y'all want my wife

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<v Speaker 1>to be in the swim through contest? Man? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>understand what that is? Man? Ain't nober some is made

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<v Speaker 1>so y'all look that my wife. Time. My y'all want

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<v Speaker 1>my wife to be here? A petty? See what you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta understand? You? This right here, man is for the

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<v Speaker 1>single minustry, which we got a big trip coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're raising money. What are y'all doing? Man? It's

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<v Speaker 1>not something you do at the church. Man. You have

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<v Speaker 1>car watch his name without you? No, no, don't really

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<v Speaker 1>we watched cars. Man. Y'all talking about Canada? Man? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? Man? What type of churches this set

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<v Speaker 1>turn into? Man? See Gerald the difference deals on this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. Man, don't be upset about it. What it

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<v Speaker 1>is that man, we didn't found something that ain't no

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<v Speaker 1>other church done before. You see what I'm saying. The

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<v Speaker 1>reason ain't no other church done this? Because this is wrong? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What committee got to get on something like this? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with you? Hey? Dog, you gotta understand. Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>We got sister Geddred, We got sister Dicky. Okay, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. You said the thing that

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<v Speaker 1>signed out on this. You got these women in the

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<v Speaker 1>church then that they're gonna put on swim suits. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying, we got them on our list. We

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<v Speaker 1>got them on our list to come saying. May ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody getting with man? What's wrong with you? Man? Hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>lit's just to help us your started. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a picture or Sister Alison in a swimsuit? Look, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't give it. You know you my wife and

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<v Speaker 1>no swimsuit. Man, This is just something we're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>do for the ministry. Dude. You know what are you

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<v Speaker 1>at the church? Did you work at the church for

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<v Speaker 1>a turn part time? I'm at the church, Okay? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you there? There? No I'm not there right now, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be there for Crowhurs later on this evening. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what time do chid? Rehearsal start left? Seven o'clock? But

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<v Speaker 1>why you what was was losing? What I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to do is for me before you go to rehearsal.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just be right in the front right quick?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to we need to meet personally right quick,

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<v Speaker 1>less to me and you. So I'm gonna come to

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<v Speaker 1>the rehearsal and then let's talk about this face to

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<v Speaker 1>face because it's over the phone and all that. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not worth it right now and I need to

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<v Speaker 1>meet the person that's called in my how talking about

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<v Speaker 1>my wife doing all this idiotic type. So let's meet

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<v Speaker 1>making the front brother to see I've got something for

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<v Speaker 1>you to see, gay doubts, So meet me in the front. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Please told you to go in left because we ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna talk about this no more over the phone. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about this in person. Okay, Purf, I mean you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta calm down, man, I don't even understand why you

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<v Speaker 1>already like you know what? Yeah, I'm gonna come down lester. Seven.

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<v Speaker 1>So it started at seven. Let's do six fifty five. Lefter,

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is gonna work for us. This is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna help your callad to get out the way that

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<v Speaker 1>you really really needed to get out. Man, I got

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<v Speaker 1>something for you that's gonna help. Just calls. Please be

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<v Speaker 1>outside at six fifty five. Please don't go on there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be outside. Can you bring a picture with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>nice picture for you. I'll tell you what me or

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<v Speaker 1>time you will be outside waiting on you. When you

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<v Speaker 1>get there, You're in Who Me and nephew Timmy from

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morner Show. We're gonna be right outside

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<v Speaker 1>in front of the church. Oh man, who did this? May? Hey? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>your brother Jason told me to prank phone call you. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>God Man, you know you know what you said? Tell him,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, if that food came to church more often,

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<v Speaker 1>he would know that this is a prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Dad, I'm glad it is. Man. Can you just

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<v Speaker 1>imagine if how to draw up to that church acting

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<v Speaker 1>the food ain't man, gir I got I gotta ask

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<v Speaker 1>you this here, man, what is the baddest and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the baddest radio show in the land Man The

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man Man, Man, hey man. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you be in Fund of Church six you can sing,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah something, you can really sing about it? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you enough you for today's praying phone call. Coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next Strawberry Letters, subject my wife needs performing enhancing medication.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>The Steve Harvey Morning Show.