1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. This 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 1: subject my wife needs performance enhancing medication. We'll get into 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 1: that in a bit, but right now the nephew is 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What's you got for? 6 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: You know what, Sharlette, You know, as you know last year, 7 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 1: today's prank is church calendar, church Allen, always messing with 8 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 1: the church. Okay, yeah, And you know what, Shirley, if 9 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 1: you after this prank of you feeling you know, little something, 10 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: maybe you might want to be on the couch. Yeah, 11 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: church calendar, Why don't you go and play the prank 12 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: and then we'll find out. You see, it won't pretty show. 13 00:00:55,240 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 1: You know what I can state, Man, you changed change, 14 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: I mean from from when we was growing up. You 15 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: just it's called maturity. No, it ain't that. And since 16 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: you got this money, you're different thought who you You 17 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 1: ain't who you used to tell you right now, I 18 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 1: ain't who I used to be, and I want to 19 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: thank God for that. Praise him, thank God for changing 20 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: got this money. When I was who I was, I'd 21 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:33,199 Speaker 1: be sick right now, I'd be hooked up to i'd 22 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: be machine in a hospital right now with everything but COVID. 23 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: All right, let's come on. I'm just saying you're different. 24 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: But anyway, any of you know, the title is a 25 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: church callity. You know. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach 26 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 1: uh sister Alison. Alison. Uh Alison, she's not here, man, 27 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: she had worked. Um as you're speaking, Hey, this is 28 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 1: this is brother Lust brother ut how you doing today? 29 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: All right? Lester? Brother Lester right from the church. Okay, 30 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: okay over uh right right right right? Your husband right 31 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 1: with Jared. I'm sure. Yeah. This is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay, 32 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 1: I met you a couple of times. Gerrell. We ain't 33 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: seen you in a minute though. Man, have been working 34 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: on Sunday and I said that I was gonna try 35 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 1: to make it, but I told her, you know, I 36 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 1: want to get involved. You know this year it is 37 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 1: gonna be a better year. I'm gonna get involved. Man. 38 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 1: We'll come all down. Man. We we love it. How 39 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: you know that's for sure? Man? Can I get you 40 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,919 Speaker 1: a number where she can call me back? Well? Okay, 41 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: yeah sure. Um, it's just about you know, lessing us something. 42 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 1: What's going on? Actually? The single ministry man I'm over 43 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: the single ministry and we're raising some money. So we're 44 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: actually putting together a calendar, and we wanted her to 45 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 1: give us a call about it. Okay, so let me 46 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:44,519 Speaker 1: let me get you. Let me get you my a 47 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: number real quick way minute. Okay, you said Canada. So 48 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,640 Speaker 1: the church is doing the calendar. But is it like 49 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: the couples, like we come in like how it always 50 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: be like the couples come in and be like this 51 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:57,080 Speaker 1: is Mr Him? I mean a calendar? No, No, what 52 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: we're don't see a lot of the guys got together. 53 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 1: What we're gonna do is the Mountain swimsuit calendar, and 54 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: we're gonna we kind of put that together. Man. So 55 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: let me give you my number, man, because I want 56 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,799 Speaker 1: to call all the guys were saying, if she get 57 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: on the calendar, he'll probably get solid. You know. Wait 58 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute. Woa woa war war. Let's 59 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: slow down, slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay. 60 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: A calendar, A swimsuit calendar for the for the single 61 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: ministry at the church. What it is, Gerald, We're gonna 62 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: be the first church who have ever done a swimsuit calendar. 63 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying, no, wait a minute, Wait 64 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute, you call it for us. 65 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: My wife is to be in it. And you sure 66 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: you got the right number because we're there, I mean 67 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 1: because your wife is Alison, right, Yes, my wife is Aladon. 68 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: And first of all, then what's this man about? All 69 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: the guys y'all got together you have voted for about Okay, 70 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 1: I'm trying to take this slow man who God hold 71 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: my tongue right now, because I'm trying. I don't understand 72 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: where you're going with this. And listen, we're gonna get 73 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: sister Geddred. She's gonna be miss March June is like 74 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: pretty much in the middle of the year. We want 75 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: your wife to be the big center fold. Please please 76 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: tell me you're not tilling my house this morning talking 77 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: about my wife to be in the Canada. I swim 78 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: through calendar. But dead on top of that, y'all all 79 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: got together and y'all voted that y'all want my wife 80 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 1: to be in a swim to Canada fad church. Okay, 81 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,360 Speaker 1: well wait, wait, wait a minute, I'm looking at us 82 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,720 Speaker 1: on the positive side man with this here. See, like 83 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 1: I said, we're raising money for the singles manistry and 84 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: the single ministry getting ready to go on a big trip. 85 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 1: But I won't do the singles ministry. She's no man, 86 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 1: I the people that's been ministry. Why you tell and 87 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: tell about my wife? Bid is something like this? You 88 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: hold up that Jesus yell? Hey man, you you you 89 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: should feel honored man, that your wife looking at my 90 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 1: wife like that. Man, we're coming in there and we 91 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 1: try to get hip and we're trying to do it. 92 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: Y'all looking at my wife time. Y'all want my wife 93 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: to be in the swim through contest? Man? Do you 94 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: understand what that is? Man? Ain't nober some is made 95 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 1: so y'all look that my wife. Time. My y'all want 96 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: my wife to be here? A petty? See what you 97 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,720 Speaker 1: gotta understand? You? This right here, man is for the 98 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: single minustry, which we got a big trip coming up. 99 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 1: So we're raising money. What are y'all doing? Man? It's 100 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: not something you do at the church. Man. You have 101 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 1: car watch his name without you? No, no, don't really 102 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,359 Speaker 1: we watched cars. Man. Y'all talking about Canada? Man? What 103 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: are you doing? Man? What type of churches this set 104 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 1: turn into? Man? See Gerald the difference deals on this 105 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 1: whole thing. Man, don't be upset about it. What it 106 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,479 Speaker 1: is that man, we didn't found something that ain't no 107 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 1: other church done before. You see what I'm saying. The 108 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:37,040 Speaker 1: reason ain't no other church done this? Because this is wrong? Man? 109 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 1: What committee got to get on something like this? Man? 110 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,160 Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Hey? Dog, you gotta understand. Listen. 111 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: We got sister Geddred, We got sister Dicky. Okay, uh, 112 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You said the thing that 113 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 1: signed out on this. You got these women in the 114 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 1: church then that they're gonna put on swim suits. Well, 115 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,480 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, we got them on our list. We 116 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,279 Speaker 1: got them on our list to come saying. May ain't 117 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: nobody getting with man? What's wrong with you? Man? Hey man, 118 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 1: lit's just to help us your started. Do you have 119 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 1: a picture or Sister Alison in a swimsuit? Look, man, 120 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaker 1: I ain't give it. You know you my wife and 121 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 1: no swimsuit. Man, This is just something we're trying to 122 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: do for the ministry. Dude. You know what are you 123 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 1: at the church? Did you work at the church for 124 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 1: a turn part time? I'm at the church, Okay? Are 125 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 1: you there? There? No I'm not there right now, but 126 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,159 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there for Crowhurs later on this evening. Okay, 127 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 1: what time do chid? Rehearsal start left? Seven o'clock? But 128 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 1: why you what was was losing? What I want you 129 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: to do is for me before you go to rehearsal. 130 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: Can you just be right in the front right quick? 131 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: I just want to we need to meet personally right quick, 132 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 1: less to me and you. So I'm gonna come to 133 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 1: the rehearsal and then let's talk about this face to 134 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: face because it's over the phone and all that. This 135 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 1: is not worth it right now and I need to 136 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: meet the person that's called in my how talking about 137 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:51,080 Speaker 1: my wife doing all this idiotic type. So let's meet 138 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: making the front brother to see I've got something for 139 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,880 Speaker 1: you to see, gay doubts, So meet me in the front. Man. 140 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:03,039 Speaker 1: Please told you to go in left because we ain't 141 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 1: gonna talk about this no more over the phone. Let's 142 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: talk about this in person. Okay, Purf, I mean you 143 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 1: gotta calm down, man, I don't even understand why you 144 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:14,239 Speaker 1: already like you know what? Yeah, I'm gonna come down lester. Seven. 145 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: So it started at seven. Let's do six fifty five. Lefter, 146 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: I think this is gonna work for us. This is 147 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: gonna help your callad to get out the way that 148 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,520 Speaker 1: you really really needed to get out. Man, I got 149 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 1: something for you that's gonna help. Just calls. Please be 150 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 1: outside at six fifty five. Please don't go on there. 151 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be outside. Can you bring a picture with you? 152 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I gotta 153 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: nice picture for you. I'll tell you what me or 154 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 1: time you will be outside waiting on you. When you 155 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: get there, You're in Who Me and nephew Timmy from 156 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morner Show. We're gonna be right outside 157 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 1: in front of the church. Oh man, who did this? May? Hey? Man, 158 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:01,600 Speaker 1: your brother Jason told me to prank phone call you. Man, 159 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:05,440 Speaker 1: God Man, you know you know what you said? Tell him, 160 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 1: I said, if that food came to church more often, 161 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 1: he would know that this is a prank phone call. 162 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 1: Oh Dad, I'm glad it is. Man. Can you just 163 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: imagine if how to draw up to that church acting 164 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: the food ain't man, gir I got I gotta ask 165 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,240 Speaker 1: you this here, man, what is the baddest and I 166 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land Man The 167 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man Man, Man, hey man. Can 168 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:41,720 Speaker 1: you be in Fund of Church six you can sing, 169 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:53,679 Speaker 1: yeah something, you can really sing about it? All right? 170 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,440 Speaker 1: Thank you enough you for today's praying phone call. Coming 171 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:02,240 Speaker 1: up next Strawberry Letters, subject my wife needs performing enhancing medication. 172 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:06,200 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. 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