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Speaker 1: Will we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And you already know what it is. We ain't proven nothing,
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Speaker 4: Bar, what'sening? What's happening? What's happening on? This is crazy
Speaker 4: for and everything?
Speaker 3: Cool man? You know I'm cool as a mug. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Man, We appreciate you, man, Thank you. Man.
Speaker 4: I know y'all probably northern boy. I'm a Southern boy.
Speaker 4: You know I'm straight at a a t A that's me, baby.
Speaker 4: So if you hear me say something kind of funny
Speaker 4: southern things, So don't be thinking like what he saying.
Speaker 3: No, we'll find I'm fitting to go.
Speaker 2: We got that. I'm gonna be honest. We've studied you aware. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you know the way people will understand forty I.
Speaker 3: Understand you say, that's for sure. But the baby, you know,
Speaker 3: I love forty man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's anybody who makes up their own words and
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound because I sometimes you ever trying to
Speaker 1: like push them slang yourself.
Speaker 2: I've never tried it. No, you got to be really
Speaker 2: brave and it never does.
Speaker 3: But what I respect about E forty man, I like him.
Speaker 4: I like his style. I like how you respect his
Speaker 4: wife and his family. He's a man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he has fun whatever he.
Speaker 2: And I think that's why we let the new words happen,
Speaker 2: because that's just a dude being fun. He's making me
Speaker 2: have fun. He's so fun. Introduce a new one and
Speaker 2: he's cool.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard. I heard the greatest story about Forty.
Speaker 1: I tell my wife it all the time. Somebody was
Speaker 1: at a conference with him and Forty walks up to
Speaker 1: the bar and he's like, oh, Norri tells his story.
Speaker 1: He Forty walks into the bar and he tells the bartender,
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Speaker 1: then Noori says, what's Mosha's? He says, straight Brandy, that's
Speaker 1: maybe for president, but for president straight up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I like that because he knows his
Speaker 2: set up. Yeah, he knows that that you're gonna have
Speaker 2: to ask a follow up question. And the second you
Speaker 2: do that, Brandy's sitting right there. Don't get to Yeah,
Speaker 2: You're gonna give it to you.
Speaker 3: We gotta start some slang.
Speaker 2: We gotta start some slang.
Speaker 4: You got podcast? No, I'm telling you. You don't think we
Speaker 4: got it? No, don't I know you don't. So just
Speaker 4: you a great podcast. Keep doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let you fort do that. That's I'm just keeping
Speaker 2: it real with you. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't want you guys to be walking around you know,
Speaker 3: twels pissed at yourself. We should have stayed on the park.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, we concentrated too much of our financial.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, because I've been trying to think up
Speaker 1: a drink since I told that story.
Speaker 3: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 4: And see what's crazy about that? He's trying to think
Speaker 4: of it. Yeah, it's got to be naturally. You got
Speaker 4: to be a natural.
Speaker 2: And then he was ready to do that. He just
Speaker 2: was on that. I was watching girlfriends at the gym today,
Speaker 2: I got.
Speaker 3: I got nothing. I watched an episode and a half on
Speaker 3: the fucking bike. Damn.
Speaker 2: He's dying it trying to figure out this new slang, Bruce, Bruce,
Speaker 2: I gotta.
Speaker 3: Put to it, man. I think it's time for the podcast.
Speaker 3: I'll hurt yourself.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the podcast, you came to us with a
Speaker 2: conspiracy theory that I would say, like, uh, is a
Speaker 2: tale that I knew. It's as long as I've known life.
Speaker 2: It is a conspiracy I've heard I live. Oh you
Speaker 2: believe in this? My mama told me, don't split the pole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's straight. Oh my god, people, that's superstitious,
Speaker 4: you know, blitting the pole. Not I don't believe in it.
Speaker 4: You believe that, Yeah, I don't. Like I'm my uncle
Speaker 4: super said. Don't put your hat on the bed. Don't
Speaker 4: put your hat on the bed. Don't let a woman
Speaker 4: touch your wallet. Also is in my house. Don't see
Speaker 4: my feet you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then if a cat going across the street going
Speaker 4: to the left, you got to turn around and go
Speaker 4: the other way, you know that one. A black cat
Speaker 4: gotta gola cause you can't let him cross you. Black
Speaker 4: cat cross you, and then you got to double back.
Speaker 4: Got double back, My uncle he would do. He would
Speaker 4: turn that cat like around. Holdly, did you see.
Speaker 3: The turn the car or did you see that cat
Speaker 3: cross the street going through the lord ship.
Speaker 2: That must have been so inconvenient for his fans.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, like a ten point turning the Cadillac too.
Speaker 2: That's like you.
Speaker 3: She was short dude by five too, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. So he was up here, he wasn't he.
Speaker 2: Was more like this.
Speaker 3: Didn't turn it like.
Speaker 2: Hold yeah, yeah, superstitions people believe.
Speaker 4: I never did. No, I never did believe. But I
Speaker 4: was splitting the poll was one of the things that
Speaker 4: you didn't do.
Speaker 2: Are you Are you in no way of superstition? No? No, no.
Speaker 2: So so you you walked through the world, you ain't
Speaker 2: looking at none of the signs. Once you're like, no,
Speaker 2: this is all.
Speaker 4: I just watched people. You know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 4: just watched the people because it's superstitious. Nothing people. You
Speaker 4: got to watch what they're going to do.
Speaker 2: Historically, superstitions don't bomb countries. That's true, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. That's a person thing. Yeah, walking under the
Speaker 2: ladder didn't have anything to do with Afghanistan. Remember walking
Speaker 2: the ladder?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, umbrelling in the house, Yeah, i'mbrelling
Speaker 4: the house.
Speaker 2: Drones, the walking under the ladder one I at least
Speaker 2: understood of, like, all right, should be falling, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like this makes sense that like in theory,
Speaker 2: walking under someone else doing physical labor, it is probably
Speaker 2: not the right instinct. I should go around. But like
Speaker 2: some of them don't even feel like they come from
Speaker 2: a grounded place. It's just like if that mirror break,
Speaker 2: you never be able to leave sleep again.
Speaker 3: It's ruined seven years.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you ever broke a mirror, it does
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't feel good. It feels bad. Okay, see
Speaker 2: you ever walk into the last night. That's why your.
Speaker 3: Full speed and that's not very fast. But look.
Speaker 2: You're getting faster.
Speaker 4: I heard, yeah, but no, the superstitition, it's just I
Speaker 4: think that's stupid.
Speaker 2: That's how I think. Here's how I view it is.
Speaker 2: Like I do think it's stupid, but I have a caution.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I think it's stupid, but I don't want
Speaker 2: to It's it's like it's like talking to the devil,
Speaker 2: where you're like, I think that may be that, but
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it. Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you believe in right hand, left hand engine you're
Speaker 4: getting money. If you're right hand inching, you're getting a letter.
Speaker 4: In your left hand, you're getting money. You know that.
Speaker 4: I got to take you something different. That's it, right,
Speaker 4: who wait, but you don't believe it. I just feel
Speaker 4: either hand, I'm scratching. Yeah, I'm a scratching man.
Speaker 2: There's not a lot more on that that's right.
Speaker 1: I was also gonna say it was splitting the pool.
Speaker 1: Whatever you're doing, it feels like its up the pace
Speaker 1: of it. That's another thing about splitting the more. If
Speaker 1: we're walking together, we're you know, we're going this side,
Speaker 1: it feels like it ruins the flow of a walk
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: And I can see that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I can see that. Yeah. Yeah, but not just splitting
Speaker 2: the pole. You gonna have bad.
Speaker 4: No, you shouldn't eve split the pole anyway. If you
Speaker 4: were a girl, that's come on, that's who I walk
Speaker 4: with the most. That's right, you too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You turn to me as if I was like
Speaker 2: longing for reassuring.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, he was waiting on you.
Speaker 2: I wasn't you got a wife, man, I'm not trying
Speaker 2: to be her if that's what you were worried about.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, he didn't think like that. How know
Speaker 4: you've been married man, man like six months? Oh no,
Speaker 4: you don't even know baby. Yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 2: Still doing all.
Speaker 3: He's still steeper job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not splitting the pole because they're still holding hands.
Speaker 3: You better believe it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, you're hurt I've evolved past hands. Brother,
Speaker 2: I've been in this too long, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 2: hands are not the important I'm married.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I can't get rid of it.
Speaker 3: She won't leave. Okay, I'm too good to her.
Speaker 2: Leave. What are you?
Speaker 3: Would you just leave? She go to the kitchen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, harright, headed of course, women don't want
Speaker 4: to run everything.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 4: Your wife run everything in the period. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't play, I don't have I don't
Speaker 4: play the radio.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't, she ask me. I do pick
Speaker 1: the music in the car. That's because I don't drive.
Speaker 2: Though. We talked about it.
Speaker 4: I know you had to pants in your house, but
Speaker 4: she picks she picks them out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not getting pants that she doesn't like. Well,
Speaker 1: I also am not going crazy with pants, so we
Speaker 1: talk about that.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: The thing is, man, I don't I don't dress like
Speaker 4: my wife. You know, some people's couples dressed are like that.
Speaker 4: And if you want, if you have a problem or
Speaker 4: you have a situation, talk to me. Don't tell me nothing,
Speaker 4: talk to me hey, Or if you got a good idea,
Speaker 4: why don't you try this? Because if I feel that
Speaker 4: you're telling me what to do. You're gonna have a
Speaker 4: problem out of me. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So just talk to me, because I'm gonna talk to you.
Speaker 4: Talk to me about these pants.
Speaker 2: And if and if your wife is listening right now,
Speaker 2: you heard it.
Speaker 4: Listen, you heard it, she can listen. I don't. I
Speaker 4: don't play.
Speaker 2: Now, where does you are religious? You are not superstitious?
Speaker 2: Where does conspiracy theory land in that space for you?
Speaker 2: Does that? Is that too close to superstitious? It is?
Speaker 2: I just believe in God and let him do it. Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: So you're like, man, I'm not even calculating for what
Speaker 2: the world is doing.
Speaker 4: And I wouldn't say I'm more religious. I just I
Speaker 4: believe in God. But I'm more spiritual than anything. I
Speaker 4: can look at a person be like, oh he's not right.
Speaker 4: You know that's a spirit You can pick it up.
Speaker 4: I can look at a person, Oh they're pretty cool,
Speaker 4: you know, so I can. When you're spiritually, you pick
Speaker 4: up on stuff. You can pick it up instantly as
Speaker 4: soon as you see him. You know that person not
Speaker 4: right when you see him. And most women have it
Speaker 4: and they don't use it because they like this guy.
Speaker 4: They know this guy is not worth a quarter, and
Speaker 4: they still say, well, I'm not going to get with him.
Speaker 4: He doesne shot everybody at the church, but she thinks
Speaker 4: she can change it. Cannot change.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and shot one and that's me and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be in love with him. Man, he didn't shoot me,
Speaker 2: which means about me. Yeah, no, that makes sense. I
Speaker 2: I I am so bought into conspiracy theory. There they
Speaker 2: are so separate. You guys are deep in it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We talked about some very silly ship over here.
Speaker 4: That's all right, man. I mean I think I read
Speaker 4: one that white people can't cook something like that.
Speaker 2: That that is, that is you don't believe that.
Speaker 4: I mean that one wasn't proven on him. I used
Speaker 4: to work with a really get down with exact name.
Speaker 4: His name was Jerry Fower. He's passed away now, but
Speaker 4: he's one of the best cooks I've seen in my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, was he a great cook independent of black influence? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like he grew up in a white community, learned he
Speaker 2: was overage boys. You know, you know, ill you.
Speaker 4: Have dipped up, use half spray, let's go, you know,
Speaker 4: cowboy boots Joge. That's jeans members on the jacket. You
Speaker 4: know what I'm talking about. Fucking get down with the food.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was good and you know he was edgy,
Speaker 4: you know, you know he was racist or not. You know,
Speaker 4: he was kind of edgy, but he was cool.
Speaker 2: You knew. You just didn't want to. But if you, if.
Speaker 4: You did your work, he was cool. And it was
Speaker 4: with anybody didn't kept you black and wife.
Speaker 2: I think anytime you're like, you don't know, he's not.
Speaker 4: Him using the N word. He said, yeah, who, Yeah,
Speaker 4: who's out there? You know, because you're trying not to.
Speaker 2: Use in word. Yeah, you knew you were gonna come
Speaker 2: talk to me. You respect me enough? Is that word? Oh?
Speaker 4: If you spending right and put them hands on yeah,
Speaker 4: oh my god, Oh these hands are blind fold Come on,
Speaker 4: give him that.
Speaker 3: Doctor. I get doctor, I get to him.
Speaker 2: He's six five.
Speaker 4: I would jump up and slap ship out of him.
Speaker 2: Doctor Phil, keep tuning in. Listen to me, Listen to me.
Speaker 2: Don't stop being a listener just because burst Bird's gonna
Speaker 2: say that. Ain't got nothing to do with it. I
Speaker 2: see is going down. We're gonna take a break. We're
Speaker 2: gonna take a break more Bruce Bruce more Ma, Mama
Speaker 2: told me you can't calm. Ain't got on me, and
Speaker 2: we ain't got ship on him. We can freaking calm.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything on him. I got nothing on
Speaker 2: get calle Frem. Yeah, he wants to go to the
Speaker 2: top of that tower with the white woman. Let him go.
Speaker 3: Let him go, man, I did she she?
Speaker 2: Uh? In the the later tellings of the story really
Speaker 2: got in his face. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 2: I think in the original he just like snatched the
Speaker 2: lady off the street and like climbed to the top
Speaker 2: of the tower. But then like in the new versions,
Speaker 2: he like builds a pretty meaningful relationship with this woman.
Speaker 2: Was like, yeah, he should be able to take her
Speaker 2: to the top of the tower. I've always been on kongside.
Speaker 2: They they always now make it seem like this woman
Speaker 2: kind of is dating King Kong. He didn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: It didn't come out of nowhere. There's like this weird
Speaker 2: sexual chemistry between her and King Kong. I was strong
Speaker 2: with King.
Speaker 3: Come, I didn't say what was wrong with the lady.
Speaker 2: Was strong with King. You want the lady? That little
Speaker 2: that little king had a rough life. Man, he didn't
Speaker 2: grow up around other Kongs on the Kong over there.
Speaker 2: King Kong got bodied, this morphe got somewhere self hating shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough because there's no missus call No, there
Speaker 1: was never. They never got him god Zilla, they never
Speaker 1: got women.
Speaker 2: They just love sniffing white ladies.
Speaker 3: And that's that's what he did.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's not that's that's the nasty behavior. King Kong
Speaker 2: ye can't be doing that. But I still like it.
Speaker 2: You still like him, you still want him free? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: freaking of course always. I always related more to him
Speaker 2: than anyone else in that film. Yeah, we were talking
Speaker 2: about splitting the pole. I wasn't gonna explore further. It
Speaker 2: felt irresponsible, you know what I mean. Like, I'm not
Speaker 2: about to sit here and explore further why the monkey
Speaker 2: is who you connected with most in a fucking movie.
Speaker 2: That's not good for me. That's not good for him,
Speaker 2: not good for me either. Yeah, it's not good for
Speaker 2: any of us. But hey, I'm gonna move on. Okay,
Speaker 2: and King Kong. I don't really like any of them.
Speaker 4: I look at these idiots. I like Jack, that was
Speaker 4: your favorite guy. I like him period. Oh yeah, School
Speaker 4: of Rock was a good movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, an American treasure. Yeah, he's he's white forty. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's Jack Black is white forty.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You just go and be silly and make up words
Speaker 2: and yeah, man, he's he makes music, but that's his
Speaker 2: cultural imprint is more important than the you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like, that's the funny movie. I'd like to
Speaker 2: see Jack Black and E forty, Jack Black and forty
Speaker 2: back to back, REBOOTE the weapon. Jack's getting too old
Speaker 2: for this, that's that's that's printing money. I was trying
Speaker 2: to think about how forty would say I'm getting too
Speaker 2: old for this, and I can't think of him because
Speaker 2: he has a gift. Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: He has a gift. I don't have. Also shout out
Speaker 2: to all his foods, the goon with the spoon. M
Speaker 2: you've got a lot of goon with the spoon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got a whole food line. He's got sausages and
Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff. You like it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah, I like it more than the alcohol,
Speaker 1: of which I've also tried off.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but he likes to cook too, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's fire. He sells Slurricane now as in like a bottle. Yeah, whoa,
Speaker 2: and then Steven's reserve the winery. We're not, this is
Speaker 2: just a pro E forty park.
Speaker 3: Yeah, big thing.
Speaker 2: I keep up on it. I like him. We were
Speaker 2: talking about splitting the pole earlier. One of the things
Speaker 2: that I've I learned in research is that part of
Speaker 2: the reason where this superstition is sort of born is
Speaker 2: this premise out of essentially like slavery. Most things as
Speaker 2: we now know, come from slavery in some form or fashion.
Speaker 2: But it was mostly about like luck in not wanting
Speaker 2: to untether your soul from another person. So, like you,
Speaker 2: when you walk with somebody, we are so connected, we
Speaker 2: are sharing our souls with each other, and to split
Speaker 2: a pole means that our souls are being severed from
Speaker 2: that connection. And so you're not meant to split a
Speaker 2: pole because it's bad luck for your relationship and then
Speaker 2: your greater growth as a unit. Definitely sound Yeah, please
Speaker 2: don't leave me.
Speaker 1: That's also what happens on this podcast a lot. So
Speaker 1: when it comes with something and then we're like, oh, it's.
Speaker 2: A silly thing. Ye, yeah, it's unfortunate. Apparently the way
Speaker 2: that you the way that you you could fix the
Speaker 2: splitting the pole if you should so unfortunately split poles
Speaker 2: with somebody. The way you fix it is to say
Speaker 2: bread and butter, because bread and butter. When you apply
Speaker 2: butter to bread, they are permanently tethered together. You can't
Speaker 2: like unbutter bread and so bread and butter means that
Speaker 2: we are back as one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about peanut butter and jelly.
Speaker 2: Again, slavery, I don't think they had that option, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like, what the fuck is jelly?
Speaker 3: Peanut butter came out after jelly.
Speaker 2: I think peanut butter probably came first. Really. Yeah, African
Speaker 2: people were doing peanut butter. Oh they always equate it
Speaker 2: to George Washington Carver, but that wasn't even his thing
Speaker 2: peanut butter. He was way more focused on like using
Speaker 2: peanut oils to like create like real like medicines and stuff.
Speaker 2: And then they discounted like he was making machinery oils
Speaker 2: and medicines. He was doing crazy stuff with peanuts, and
Speaker 2: then they always like undermine it by being like, oh,
Speaker 2: he just made peanut butter. It's also a West African crop,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like certain they only make like
Speaker 2: grondnuts too, and like, I guess, the more I think
Speaker 2: about it, you they have like I guess it is
Speaker 2: peanut butter. It's just like ground peanuts and sugar. And
Speaker 2: then it's like in a block with you. I think
Speaker 2: peanut butter is ancient. Yeah, and I think how old
Speaker 2: is jelly? Jelly's like jelly came out with atari, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, that came out the same day. No,
Speaker 2: I feel like Jelly's a couple. No, I'm joking, but
Speaker 2: but yeah, I think comparatively, peanut butter to me was
Speaker 2: like this is like old old country sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: Jelly feels like science comparatively, Okay, yeah, No, nobody wants
Speaker 2: to weigh in. Nobody knows the ancientness of jelly. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know when gelatin came out. Gelatin,
Speaker 2: I bet is probably more ancient and jelly. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't even know what we're talking about it because we're
Speaker 2: just mushing up body parts to make gelatin.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know what I mean? Like I think they,
Speaker 4: I mean, jelly been around for years. Grandmother that used
Speaker 4: to make it. Yeah, you know, they didn't call it
Speaker 4: Jelly called it preserve.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When did. Do you remember when there was like
Speaker 2: a ship for calling things jelly versus preserves.
Speaker 3: But my grandmothers always say preserved. She used to make
Speaker 3: lemon jelly. Okay, lemons, she's a bad girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just sitting mush and sugar and stuff.
Speaker 4: And ball the lemons, ball them to They couldn't betten.
Speaker 4: Just my granddaddy loved it.
Speaker 3: Damn, damn.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine asking my wife to make me
Speaker 2: some lemon.
Speaker 3: Jelly, you know, biscuit country hand.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I would love it. I'm not rooting against
Speaker 2: it happening. I just can't imagine stepping to her and
Speaker 2: be like, maybe.
Speaker 3: I'm craving a lemon don't know how to make it.
Speaker 2: That's that's true, you know what I mean? And I
Speaker 2: did marry wrong. I agree what.
Speaker 3: She can learn how to make jelly, don't throw it
Speaker 3: out the window.
Speaker 2: I just mean that I married a person that doesn't
Speaker 2: know how to make lemon jelly. I was just joking, okaying,
Speaker 2: No she doesn't. She doesn't, and she doesn't listen to
Speaker 2: me in general, and in that way, that's that's how
Speaker 2: we work, okay, And that's why you can't get this
Speaker 2: jelly across. That's why she can't even hear it. I'm screaming,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It's like a scene from Ghosts.
Speaker 2: You know. No, I'm warning her. We should take a break,
Speaker 2: take one more break. We're gonna take one more break,
Speaker 2: and then when we come back, Bruce is we're gonna
Speaker 2: do a voicemail. We have a voicemail from from a
Speaker 2: caller that we want you to review with us. We're
Speaker 2: very excited about this one. And then it'll be fun. Okay,
Speaker 2: more Bruce, Bruce more. Ma Mama told me.
Speaker 3: You bitch I called him.
Speaker 2: Nobody supposed to be here.
Speaker 3: Well, bitch I came up.
Speaker 2: Fuck, we came to read this voicemail. Listen, listen. I'm
Speaker 2: still thinking about this song.
Speaker 3: Now, you're right.
Speaker 2: That was a great song. That was a beautiful to
Speaker 2: Deborah Cox and also this lady who is not Deborah Cox. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we are no way affiliated with de Cox. You remem
Speaker 2: that video. Yeah, she's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like she was like on the on
Speaker 1: the farm, like just man singing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, nineties fine, what was unbelievable when it like
Speaker 2: when you were there in the nineties, the way women
Speaker 2: were fine. It truly felt phenomenal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, let's play this voicemail. Let's do it.
Speaker 5: First of all, y'all ain't gonna gas like me with
Speaker 5: that weird, freaky voice message and then act like we're
Speaker 5: the one who be acting weird. Leave the message. That's
Speaker 5: y'all ask her for it.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Anyways, all right, so it's not really a theory, but
Speaker 5: I got stereotype. I went in the grocery store, and
Speaker 5: outside of the grocery store house Scout. I was like, yo, girl, Scout,
Speaker 5: cookie time, let's go. I come outside, I'm gonna have
Speaker 5: some cash. I'll be right back. I come back outside, Okay,
Speaker 5: give me two boxes. And he was like which one?
Speaker 5: I go ten minutes and the mom said I knew it,
Speaker 5: but damn, and I kind of laughed it off at first,
Speaker 5: until as I was walking back to the park a
Speaker 5: lot with my cookies and I realized I'd have been stereotyped. Yeah,
Speaker 5: thin mint girl cut cookies are the new ports.
Speaker 2: I knew it.
Speaker 5: I knew it was black man, and just knew I
Speaker 5: needed that.
Speaker 2: He's gonna want that green Yeah, yeah, you got got man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got you. I don't know what to tell you
Speaker 2: there's not even really anything to expand all you really,
Speaker 2: you took a big l there. That was tough. That
Speaker 2: was really tough, man, you really, because she is. It'd
Speaker 2: be one thing if she did it under her breath,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, if she like passively was
Speaker 2: like she said it, she looked you in the eyes
Speaker 2: and said, I knew it. I knew your black ass
Speaker 2: was gonna want some thin mints. I got three boxes left, yes,
Speaker 2: say you damn Yeah, I was crazy a lot. That's
Speaker 2: a lot of cookies.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: I think I think he found a source. And I
Speaker 2: think you don't end up buying Girl Scout cookies multiple times, right,
Speaker 2: I think most people, once you find one, you're like, I,
Speaker 2: I did it, I got my cookies.
Speaker 1: You get it once a season. Yeah, this Girl Scout
Speaker 1: cookie season. Let me go on and get all the
Speaker 1: ones for this season.
Speaker 2: You go ahead, stash up And yeah, I don't even
Speaker 2: fout cookies like that. We have them because my wife
Speaker 2: has a friend whose niece is like in it, and
Speaker 2: so like will support her by proxy, but like, nah,
Speaker 2: we're not. Yeah, and that's the thing. The stereotype is fair.
Speaker 2: We do like them the most. I think in my house, then.
Speaker 1: I like the I like the peanut butter ones. I
Speaker 1: like the short bread ones. I even like the samoans.
Speaker 1: No that that's what they're called. That can't be what
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, so samoa's. Yeah, the peanut butter ones
Speaker 1: are crazy.
Speaker 2: The chocolate covered those go nuts too. I like a
Speaker 2: lot of them. But men thin mint stands above the
Speaker 2: rest for me. You like men chocolate chip, I it is.
Speaker 3: The one for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you mixed mint and chocolate. Hell yeah, see,
Speaker 2: I'm like this too, toothpaste. You give me candy, No,
Speaker 2: I'm into it. I get it though. Yeah, make chocolate refreshing.
Speaker 2: That's just dope.
Speaker 5: Like the Girl Scouts have changed samoas to caramel delights,
Speaker 5: just so you're.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's good. I thought you were gonna say to
Speaker 1: Tongans it's is a general Pacific islander cookie. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got got that sucks man. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: really have you didn't really ask for advice, But I
Speaker 1: don't really have much to tell you.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's unfortunate that happened to you. If it is
Speaker 2: still Girl Scout season, if you want to go back
Speaker 2: to that grocery store and confront that woman. I think
Speaker 2: that's your right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go back with one hundred bucks and be like,
Speaker 1: give me all the tonguans you got.
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