WEBVTT - Don't Split the Pole and Leave the Slang to E-40 (with Bruce Bruce)

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<v Speaker 1>Stop everything, put that ship down, Stop making love to

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<v Speaker 1>your significant others.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking, get your penis out of your wife.

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<v Speaker 3>And get that pussy out of your side piece.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never had sex before.

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<v Speaker 2>We have big news, big, huge news, unbelievable news.

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<v Speaker 3>Where all of you who want to see us get

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<v Speaker 3>filthy rich we are.

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<v Speaker 2>We are offering up a new opportunity, a bag of

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<v Speaker 2>beans if you will, that we're hopeful you believe is

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<v Speaker 2>going to grow into a giant bean stalk. Yeah, magical beans,

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<v Speaker 2>and that those magical beans are the my mama told

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<v Speaker 2>me Patreon. I actually am one point four percent Jerian African.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a sister. Okay, why's that the button you press?

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<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't have smoked. We're starting a Patriot, signing a Patreon.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be much fun. We're gonna have what

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<v Speaker 2>four extra episodes a month. It's four extra episodes. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all kinds of games. It's it's it's watch alongs, it's

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<v Speaker 2>crab bags, it's gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>Be all mail bags, live streams, all this stuff, Langston's nudes.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the first I'm hearing of it. But but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not in a space to contradict. I'm desperate for

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<v Speaker 2>you to join. So if if that is what will

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<v Speaker 2>entice you to come see us over at Patreon, please

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<v Speaker 2>do that. Yeah, so you can go ahead and go

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<v Speaker 2>online to ww dot Patreon backslash. It's on the bottom. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll have it flashing on the screen. It's all me

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<v Speaker 2>likely but yeah, but we'll figure it out. It's coming

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<v Speaker 2>by bitch ugly. You're disgusting. I'm gonna kill you. Give

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<v Speaker 2>me two hundred dollars. There is no quite the opposite,

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<v Speaker 2>doctor Phil. They're verical.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't be you can't be.

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<v Speaker 2>No, are you stupid? That's favor work.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I want to go on TV to get

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<v Speaker 1>yelled at by somebody who went to medical school. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to go on TV and get yelled at by

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<v Speaker 1>a guy. Bro, you're just a man that could just

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<v Speaker 1>happen to me in a parking lot.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't even look like somebody that I respect.

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<v Speaker 2>You're too big to be a doctor that you like

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<v Speaker 2>six pies. I don't want this. No, it's he's huge. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's big. S that's cold, cocky. You slap doctor Phil.

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<v Speaker 2>That becomes my favorite video on the internet. Will if

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<v Speaker 2>that video ever comes to exist. It is what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to play at my daughter's wedding. I'm gonna be like, hey, y'all,

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<v Speaker 2>I know this is an important evening for you, but

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to remind you Bruce Bruce slapped the

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<v Speaker 2>ship out of doctor. That would be crazy, Like Michael.

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<v Speaker 4>Chips in your.

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<v Speaker 2>Qualis a racist? The money.

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<v Speaker 3>Stuff I can't tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Woll well, it's the big show there, it is there.

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<v Speaker 2>It is ladies and gentlemen, little mamas and gentiles. So like,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama told me

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Will we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 2>And you already know what it is. We ain't proven nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing for you. This is edutainment. We are it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no nutritional value over here. Don't get to vitamins here, folks,

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<v Speaker 2>we ain't got them. Uh but but what we do

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<v Speaker 2>have and I cannot believe that we have. This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>This is nuts, This is really exciting. God damn one

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<v Speaker 2>of one of my favorite comedians to ever walk this planet.

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<v Speaker 2>If he ain't your favorite comic view host, that's wrong, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>You're wrong. Grow up, grow up. He's touring now, he's

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<v Speaker 2>touring always. He's actor icon Bruce Bruce, y'all, city.

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<v Speaker 4>Bar, what'sening? What's happening? What's happening on? This is crazy

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<v Speaker 4>for and everything?

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<v Speaker 3>Cool man? You know I'm cool as a mug. You

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<v Speaker 3>know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, We appreciate you, man, Thank you. Man.

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<v Speaker 4>I know y'all probably northern boy. I'm a Southern boy.

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<v Speaker 4>You know I'm straight at a a t A that's me, baby.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you hear me say something kind of funny

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<v Speaker 4>southern things, So don't be thinking like what he saying.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we'll find I'm fitting to go.

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<v Speaker 2>We got that. I'm gonna be honest. We've studied you aware. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know the way people will understand forty I.

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<v Speaker 3>Understand you say, that's for sure. But the baby, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I love forty man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's anybody who makes up their own words and

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't sound because I sometimes you ever trying to

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<v Speaker 1>like push them slang yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never tried it. No, you got to be really

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<v Speaker 2>brave and it never does.

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<v Speaker 3>But what I respect about E forty man, I like him.

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<v Speaker 4>I like his style. I like how you respect his

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<v Speaker 4>wife and his family. He's a man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he has fun whatever he.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think that's why we let the new words happen,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's just a dude being fun. He's making me

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<v Speaker 2>have fun. He's so fun. Introduce a new one and

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<v Speaker 2>he's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I heard. I heard the greatest story about Forty.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell my wife it all the time. Somebody was

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<v Speaker 1>at a conference with him and Forty walks up to

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<v Speaker 1>the bar and he's like, oh, Norri tells his story.

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<v Speaker 1>He Forty walks into the bar and he tells the bartender,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take two brands or I'll take two Moeshas. And

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<v Speaker 1>then Noori says, what's Mosha's? He says, straight Brandy, that's

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<v Speaker 1>maybe for president, but for president straight up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I like that because he knows his

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<v Speaker 2>set up. Yeah, he knows that that you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to ask a follow up question. And the second you

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<v Speaker 2>do that, Brandy's sitting right there. Don't get to Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna give it to you.

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<v Speaker 3>We gotta start some slang.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotta start some slang.

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<v Speaker 4>You got podcast? No, I'm telling you. You don't think we

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<v Speaker 4>got it? No, don't I know you don't. So just

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<v Speaker 4>you a great podcast. Keep doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let you fort do that. That's I'm just keeping

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<v Speaker 2>it real with you. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want you guys to be walking around you know,

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<v Speaker 3>twels pissed at yourself. We should have stayed on the park.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, we concentrated too much of our financial.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, because I've been trying to think up

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<v Speaker 1>a drink since I told that story.

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<v Speaker 3>It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it.

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<v Speaker 4>And see what's crazy about that? He's trying to think

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<v Speaker 4>of it. Yeah, it's got to be naturally. You got

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<v Speaker 4>to be a natural.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he was ready to do that. He just

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<v Speaker 2>was on that. I was watching girlfriends at the gym today,

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<v Speaker 2>I got.

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<v Speaker 3>I got nothing. I watched an episode and a half on

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<v Speaker 3>the fucking bike. Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>He's dying it trying to figure out this new slang, Bruce, Bruce,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta.

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<v Speaker 3>Put to it, man. I think it's time for the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll hurt yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of the podcast, you came to us with a

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<v Speaker 2>conspiracy theory that I would say, like, uh, is a

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<v Speaker 2>tale that I knew. It's as long as I've known life.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a conspiracy I've heard I live. Oh you

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<v Speaker 2>believe in this? My mama told me, don't split the pole.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's that's straight. Oh my god, people, that's superstitious,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, blitting the pole. Not I don't believe in it.

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<v Speaker 4>You believe that, Yeah, I don't. Like I'm my uncle

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<v Speaker 4>super said. Don't put your hat on the bed. Don't

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<v Speaker 4>put your hat on the bed. Don't let a woman

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<v Speaker 4>touch your wallet. Also is in my house. Don't see

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<v Speaker 4>my feet you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And then if a cat going across the street going

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<v Speaker 4>to the left, you got to turn around and go

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<v Speaker 4>the other way, you know that one. A black cat

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<v Speaker 4>gotta gola cause you can't let him cross you. Black

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<v Speaker 4>cat cross you, and then you got to double back.

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<v Speaker 4>Got double back, My uncle he would do. He would

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<v Speaker 4>turn that cat like around. Holdly, did you see.

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<v Speaker 3>The turn the car or did you see that cat

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<v Speaker 3>cross the street going through the lord ship.

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<v Speaker 2>That must have been so inconvenient for his fans.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my goodness, like a ten point turning the Cadillac too.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like you.

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<v Speaker 3>She was short dude by five too, you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying. So he was up here, he wasn't he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was more like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't turn it like.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold yeah, yeah, superstitions people believe.

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<v Speaker 4>I never did. No, I never did believe. But I

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<v Speaker 4>was splitting the poll was one of the things that

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<v Speaker 4>you didn't do.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you Are you in no way of superstition? No? No, no.

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<v Speaker 2>So so you you walked through the world, you ain't

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<v Speaker 2>looking at none of the signs. Once you're like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>this is all.

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<v Speaker 4>I just watched people. You know what I'm saying. I

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<v Speaker 4>just watched the people because it's superstitious. Nothing people. You

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<v Speaker 4>got to watch what they're going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Historically, superstitions don't bomb countries. That's true, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean. That's a person thing. Yeah, walking under the

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<v Speaker 2>ladder didn't have anything to do with Afghanistan. Remember walking

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<v Speaker 2>the ladder?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, oh yeah, umbrelling in the house, Yeah, i'mbrelling

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<v Speaker 4>the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Drones, the walking under the ladder one I at least

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<v Speaker 2>understood of, like, all right, should be falling, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean? Like this makes sense that like in theory,

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<v Speaker 2>walking under someone else doing physical labor, it is probably

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<v Speaker 2>not the right instinct. I should go around. But like

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<v Speaker 2>some of them don't even feel like they come from

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<v Speaker 2>a grounded place. It's just like if that mirror break,

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<v Speaker 2>you never be able to leave sleep again.

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<v Speaker 3>It's ruined seven years.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but if you ever broke a mirror, it does

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't feel good.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it doesn't feel good. It feels bad. Okay, see

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<v Speaker 2>you ever walk into the last night. That's why your.

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<v Speaker 3>Full speed and that's not very fast. But look.

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<v Speaker 2>You're getting faster.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard, yeah, but no, the superstitition, it's just I

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<v Speaker 4>think that's stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how I think. Here's how I view it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I do think it's stupid, but I have a caution.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I think it's stupid, but I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to It's it's like it's like talking to the devil,

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<v Speaker 2>where you're like, I think that may be that, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing it. Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you believe in right hand, left hand engine you're

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<v Speaker 4>getting money. If you're right hand inching, you're getting a letter.

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<v Speaker 4>In your left hand, you're getting money. You know that.

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<v Speaker 4>I got to take you something different. That's it, right,

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<v Speaker 4>who wait, but you don't believe it. I just feel

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<v Speaker 4>either hand, I'm scratching. Yeah, I'm a scratching man.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not a lot more on that that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was also gonna say it was splitting the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever you're doing, it feels like its up the pace

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<v Speaker 1>of it. That's another thing about splitting the more. If

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<v Speaker 1>we're walking together, we're you know, we're going this side,

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like it ruins the flow of a walk

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 2>And I can see that, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I can see that. Yeah. Yeah, but not just splitting

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<v Speaker 2>the pole. You gonna have bad.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you shouldn't eve split the pole anyway. If you

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<v Speaker 4>were a girl, that's come on, that's who I walk

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<v Speaker 4>with the most. That's right, you too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. You turn to me as if I was like

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<v Speaker 2>longing for reassuring.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, he was waiting on you.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't you got a wife, man, I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 2>to be her if that's what you were worried about.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, he didn't think like that. How know

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<v Speaker 4>you've been married man, man like six months? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't even know baby. Yeah, yeah, he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Still doing all.

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<v Speaker 3>He's still steeper job.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's not splitting the pole because they're still holding hands.

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<v Speaker 3>You better believe it, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well, you're hurt I've evolved past hands. Brother,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been in this too long, you know what I mean? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>hands are not the important I'm married.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, I can't get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 3>She won't leave. Okay, I'm too good to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Leave. What are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you just leave? She go to the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know, harright, headed of course, women don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to run everything.

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<v Speaker 2>That is true.

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<v Speaker 4>Your wife run everything in the period. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't. I don't play, I don't have I don't

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<v Speaker 4>play the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I don't, she ask me. I do pick

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<v Speaker 1>the music in the car. That's because I don't drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Though. We talked about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you had to pants in your house, but

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<v Speaker 4>she picks she picks them out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not getting pants that she doesn't like. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I also am not going crazy with pants, so we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 4>The thing is, man, I don't I don't dress like

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<v Speaker 4>my wife. You know, some people's couples dressed are like that.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you want, if you have a problem or

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<v Speaker 4>you have a situation, talk to me. Don't tell me nothing,

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<v Speaker 4>talk to me hey, Or if you got a good idea,

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<v Speaker 4>why don't you try this? Because if I feel that

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<v Speaker 4>you're telling me what to do. You're gonna have a

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<v Speaker 4>problem out of me. Yeah, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>So just talk to me, because I'm gonna talk to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Talk to me about these pants.

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<v Speaker 2>And if and if your wife is listening right now,

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<v Speaker 2>you heard it.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, you heard it, she can listen. I don't. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't play.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, where does you are religious? You are not superstitious?

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<v Speaker 2>Where does conspiracy theory land in that space for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that? Is that too close to superstitious? It is?

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<v Speaker 2>I just believe in God and let him do it. Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So you're like, man, I'm not even calculating for what

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<v Speaker 2>the world is doing.

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<v Speaker 4>And I wouldn't say I'm more religious. I just I

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<v Speaker 4>believe in God. But I'm more spiritual than anything. I

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<v Speaker 4>can look at a person be like, oh he's not right.

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<v Speaker 4>You know that's a spirit You can pick it up.

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<v Speaker 4>I can look at a person, Oh they're pretty cool,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, so I can. When you're spiritually, you pick

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<v Speaker 4>up on stuff. You can pick it up instantly as

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<v Speaker 4>soon as you see him. You know that person not

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<v Speaker 4>right when you see him. And most women have it

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<v Speaker 4>and they don't use it because they like this guy.

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<v Speaker 4>They know this guy is not worth a quarter, and

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<v Speaker 4>they still say, well, I'm not going to get with him.

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<v Speaker 4>He doesne shot everybody at the church, but she thinks

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<v Speaker 4>she can change it. Cannot change.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and shot one and that's me and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be in love with him. Man, he didn't shoot me,

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<v Speaker 2>which means about me. Yeah, no, that makes sense. I

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<v Speaker 2>I I am so bought into conspiracy theory. There they

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<v Speaker 2>are so separate. You guys are deep in it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>We talked about some very silly ship over here.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all right, man. I mean I think I read

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<v Speaker 4>one that white people can't cook something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>That that is, that is you don't believe that.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean that one wasn't proven on him. I used

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<v Speaker 4>to work with a really get down with exact name.

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<v Speaker 4>His name was Jerry Fower. He's passed away now, but

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<v Speaker 4>he's one of the best cooks I've seen in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Now, was he a great cook independent of black influence? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Like he grew up in a white community, learned he

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<v Speaker 2>was overage boys. You know, you know, ill you.

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<v Speaker 4>Have dipped up, use half spray, let's go, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>cowboy boots Joge. That's jeans members on the jacket. You

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<v Speaker 4>know what I'm talking about. Fucking get down with the food.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he was good and you know he was edgy,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, you know he was racist or not. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>he was kind of edgy, but he was cool.

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<v Speaker 2>You knew. You just didn't want to. But if you, if.

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<v Speaker 4>You did your work, he was cool. And it was

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<v Speaker 4>with anybody didn't kept you black and wife.

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<v Speaker 2>I think anytime you're like, you don't know, he's not.

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<v Speaker 4>Him using the N word. He said, yeah, who, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>who's out there? You know, because you're trying not to.

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<v Speaker 2>Use in word. Yeah, you knew you were gonna come

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<v Speaker 2>talk to me. You respect me enough? Is that word? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>If you spending right and put them hands on yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>oh my god, Oh these hands are blind fold Come on,

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<v Speaker 4>give him that.

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<v Speaker 3>Doctor. I get doctor, I get to him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's six five.

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<v Speaker 4>I would jump up and slap ship out of him.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Phil, keep tuning in. Listen to me, Listen to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't stop being a listener just because burst Bird's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say that. Ain't got nothing to do with it. I

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<v Speaker 2>see is going down. We're gonna take a break. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna take a break more Bruce Bruce more Ma, Mama

0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:20.840
<v Speaker 2>told me you can't calm. Ain't got on me, and

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<v Speaker 2>we ain't got ship on him. We can freaking calm.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have anything on him. I got nothing on

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<v Speaker 2>get calle Frem. Yeah, he wants to go to the

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<v Speaker 2>top of that tower with the white woman. Let him go.

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<v Speaker 3>Let him go, man, I did she she?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? In the the later tellings of the story really

0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:43.840
<v Speaker 2>got in his face. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think in the original he just like snatched the

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<v Speaker 2>lady off the street and like climbed to the top

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<v Speaker 2>of the tower. But then like in the new versions,

0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:54.840
<v Speaker 2>he like builds a pretty meaningful relationship with this woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, yeah, he should be able to take her

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<v Speaker 2>to the top of the tower. I've always been on kongside.

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<v Speaker 2>They they always now make it seem like this woman

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<v Speaker 2>kind of is dating King Kong. He didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't come out of nowhere. There's like this weird

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<v Speaker 2>sexual chemistry between her and King Kong. I was strong

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<v Speaker 2>with King.

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<v Speaker 3>Come, I didn't say what was wrong with the lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Was strong with King. You want the lady? That little

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<v Speaker 2>that little king had a rough life. Man, he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>grow up around other Kongs on the Kong over there.

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<v Speaker 2>King Kong got bodied, this morphe got somewhere self hating shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's tough because there's no missus call No, there

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<v Speaker 1>was never. They never got him god Zilla, they never

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<v Speaker 1>got women.

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<v Speaker 2>They just love sniffing white ladies.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's that's what he did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's not that's that's the nasty behavior. King Kong

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<v Speaker 2>ye can't be doing that. But I still like it.

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<v Speaker 2>You still like him, you still want him free? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>freaking of course always. I always related more to him

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<v Speaker 2>than anyone else in that film. Yeah, we were talking

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<v Speaker 2>about splitting the pole. I wasn't gonna explore further. It

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<v Speaker 2>felt irresponsible, you know what I mean. Like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>about to sit here and explore further why the monkey

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<v Speaker 2>is who you connected with most in a fucking movie.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not good for me. That's not good for him,

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<v Speaker 2>not good for me either. Yeah, it's not good for

0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:21.000
<v Speaker 2>any of us. But hey, I'm gonna move on. Okay,

0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:24.400
<v Speaker 2>and King Kong. I don't really like any of them.

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<v Speaker 4>I look at these idiots. I like Jack, that was

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<v Speaker 4>your favorite guy. I like him period. Oh yeah, School

0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:33.600
<v Speaker 4>of Rock was a good movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, an American treasure. Yeah, he's he's white forty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's that's Jack Black is white forty.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You just go and be silly and make up words

0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:50.639
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, man, he's he makes music, but that's his

0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:53.639
<v Speaker 2>cultural imprint is more important than the you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Like, that's the funny movie. I'd like to

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<v Speaker 2>see Jack Black and E forty, Jack Black and forty

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<v Speaker 2>back to back, REBOOTE the weapon. Jack's getting too old

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<v Speaker 2>for this, that's that's that's printing money. I was trying

0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:12.840
<v Speaker 2>to think about how forty would say I'm getting too

0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:15.040
<v Speaker 2>old for this, and I can't think of him because

0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:18.520
<v Speaker 2>he has a gift. Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.

0:20:20.080 --> 0:20:22.159
<v Speaker 2>He has a gift. I don't have. Also shout out

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<v Speaker 2>to all his foods, the goon with the spoon. M

0:20:24.680 --> 0:20:26.920
<v Speaker 2>you've got a lot of goon with the spoon. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got a whole food line. He's got sausages and

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<v Speaker 2>all kinds of stuff. You like it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hell yeah, I like it more than the alcohol,

0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:34.520
<v Speaker 1>of which I've also tried off.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, but he likes to cook too, Yeah, yeah,

0:20:37.600 --> 0:20:43.520
<v Speaker 2>that's fire. He sells Slurricane now as in like a bottle. Yeah, whoa,

0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:47.879
<v Speaker 2>and then Steven's reserve the winery. We're not, this is

0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:49.080
<v Speaker 2>just a pro E forty park.

0:20:49.240 --> 0:20:50.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, big thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep up on it. I like him. We were

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<v Speaker 2>talking about splitting the pole earlier. One of the things

0:20:57.080 --> 0:20:59.840
<v Speaker 2>that I've I learned in research is that part of

0:20:59.880 --> 0:21:03.199
<v Speaker 2>the reason where this superstition is sort of born is

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<v Speaker 2>this premise out of essentially like slavery. Most things as

0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:11.160
<v Speaker 2>we now know, come from slavery in some form or fashion.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was mostly about like luck in not wanting

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<v Speaker 2>to untether your soul from another person. So, like you,

0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:23.919
<v Speaker 2>when you walk with somebody, we are so connected, we

0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:27.720
<v Speaker 2>are sharing our souls with each other, and to split

0:21:27.760 --> 0:21:31.040
<v Speaker 2>a pole means that our souls are being severed from

0:21:31.040 --> 0:21:34.040
<v Speaker 2>that connection. And so you're not meant to split a

0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:37.840
<v Speaker 2>pole because it's bad luck for your relationship and then

0:21:37.840 --> 0:21:43.359
<v Speaker 2>your greater growth as a unit. Definitely sound Yeah, please

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<v Speaker 2>don't leave me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's also what happens on this podcast a lot. So

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes with something and then we're like, oh, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>A silly thing. Ye, yeah, it's unfortunate. Apparently the way

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<v Speaker 2>that you the way that you you could fix the

0:22:00.920 --> 0:22:04.479
<v Speaker 2>splitting the pole if you should so unfortunately split poles

0:22:04.520 --> 0:22:06.960
<v Speaker 2>with somebody. The way you fix it is to say

0:22:07.000 --> 0:22:11.080
<v Speaker 2>bread and butter, because bread and butter. When you apply

0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:15.160
<v Speaker 2>butter to bread, they are permanently tethered together. You can't

0:22:15.240 --> 0:22:18.760
<v Speaker 2>like unbutter bread and so bread and butter means that

0:22:18.800 --> 0:22:20.840
<v Speaker 2>we are back as one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what about peanut butter and jelly.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, slavery, I don't think they had that option, you

0:22:32.800 --> 0:22:36.240
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, Like, what the fuck is jelly?

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<v Speaker 3>Peanut butter came out after jelly.

0:22:39.040 --> 0:22:44.800
<v Speaker 2>I think peanut butter probably came first. Really. Yeah, African

0:22:44.800 --> 0:22:48.479
<v Speaker 2>people were doing peanut butter. Oh they always equate it

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<v Speaker 2>to George Washington Carver, but that wasn't even his thing

0:22:51.960 --> 0:22:55.639
<v Speaker 2>peanut butter. He was way more focused on like using

0:22:55.720 --> 0:23:00.560
<v Speaker 2>peanut oils to like create like real like medicines and stuff.

0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:04.600
<v Speaker 2>And then they discounted like he was making machinery oils

0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:07.919
<v Speaker 2>and medicines. He was doing crazy stuff with peanuts, and

0:23:07.960 --> 0:23:10.280
<v Speaker 2>then they always like undermine it by being like, oh,

0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:13.280
<v Speaker 2>he just made peanut butter. It's also a West African crop,

0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:16.280
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. Like certain they only make like

0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:18.960
<v Speaker 2>grondnuts too, and like, I guess, the more I think

0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:21.639
<v Speaker 2>about it, you they have like I guess it is

0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:25.359
<v Speaker 2>peanut butter. It's just like ground peanuts and sugar. And

0:23:25.400 --> 0:23:27.120
<v Speaker 2>then it's like in a block with you. I think

0:23:27.160 --> 0:23:30.000
<v Speaker 2>peanut butter is ancient. Yeah, and I think how old

0:23:30.080 --> 0:23:48.480
<v Speaker 2>is jelly? Jelly's like jelly came out with atari, you

0:23:48.520 --> 0:23:54.280
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, that came out the same day. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like Jelly's a couple. No, I'm joking, but

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I think comparatively, peanut butter to me was

0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:05.240
<v Speaker 2>like this is like old old country sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Jelly feels like science comparatively, Okay, yeah, No, nobody wants

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<v Speaker 2>to weigh in. Nobody knows the ancientness of jelly. I

0:24:14.119 --> 0:24:18.879
<v Speaker 2>don't know. I don't know when gelatin came out. Gelatin,

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<v Speaker 2>I bet is probably more ancient and jelly. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know what we're talking about it because we're

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<v Speaker 2>just mushing up body parts to make gelatin.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you know what I mean? Like I think they,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, jelly been around for years. Grandmother that used

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<v Speaker 4>to make it. Yeah, you know, they didn't call it

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<v Speaker 4>Jelly called it preserve.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. When did. Do you remember when there was like

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<v Speaker 2>a ship for calling things jelly versus preserves.

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<v Speaker 3>But my grandmothers always say preserved. She used to make

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<v Speaker 3>lemon jelly. Okay, lemons, she's a bad girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just sitting mush and sugar and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>And ball the lemons, ball them to They couldn't betten.

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<v Speaker 4>Just my granddaddy loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn, damn.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even imagine asking my wife to make me

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<v Speaker 2>some lemon.

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<v Speaker 3>Jelly, you know, biscuit country hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I would love it. I'm not rooting against

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<v Speaker 2>it happening. I just can't imagine stepping to her and

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<v Speaker 2>be like, maybe.

0:25:15.680 --> 0:25:19.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm craving a lemon don't know how to make it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's true, you know what I mean? And I

0:25:21.600 --> 0:25:23.320
<v Speaker 2>did marry wrong. I agree what.

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<v Speaker 3>She can learn how to make jelly, don't throw it

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<v Speaker 3>out the window.

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<v Speaker 2>I just mean that I married a person that doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>know how to make lemon jelly. I was just joking, okaying,

0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:40.199
<v Speaker 2>No she doesn't. She doesn't, and she doesn't listen to

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<v Speaker 2>me in general, and in that way, that's that's how

0:25:42.560 --> 0:25:44.240
<v Speaker 2>we work, okay, And that's why you can't get this

0:25:44.320 --> 0:25:48.200
<v Speaker 2>jelly across. That's why she can't even hear it. I'm screaming,

0:25:49.160 --> 0:25:51.920
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. It's like a scene from Ghosts.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. No, I'm warning her. We should take a break,

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<v Speaker 2>take one more break. We're gonna take one more break,

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<v Speaker 2>and then when we come back, Bruce is we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do a voicemail. We have a voicemail from from a

0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:06.400
<v Speaker 2>caller that we want you to review with us. We're

0:26:06.480 --> 0:26:09.200
<v Speaker 2>very excited about this one. And then it'll be fun. Okay,

0:26:09.280 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 2>more Bruce, Bruce more. Ma Mama told me.

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<v Speaker 3>You bitch I called him.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody supposed to be here.

0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:29.280
<v Speaker 3>Well, bitch I came up.

0:26:29.440 --> 0:26:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, we came to read this voicemail. Listen, listen. I'm

0:26:34.920 --> 0:26:36.200
<v Speaker 2>still thinking about this song.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, you're right.

0:26:37.040 --> 0:26:39.159
<v Speaker 2>That was a great song. That was a beautiful to

0:26:39.200 --> 0:26:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Deborah Cox and also this lady who is not Deborah Cox. Yeah,

0:26:45.520 --> 0:26:50.840
<v Speaker 2>we are no way affiliated with de Cox. You remem

0:26:50.920 --> 0:26:53.040
<v Speaker 2>that video. Yeah, she's fine.

0:26:53.280 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she was like she was like on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the farm, like just man singing it.

0:26:58.840 --> 0:27:04.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Man, nineties fine, what was unbelievable when it like

0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:08.359
<v Speaker 2>when you were there in the nineties, the way women

0:27:08.400 --> 0:27:13.720
<v Speaker 2>were fine. It truly felt phenomenal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, let's play this voicemail. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 5>First of all, y'all ain't gonna gas like me with

0:27:21.440 --> 0:27:25.520
<v Speaker 5>that weird, freaky voice message and then act like we're

0:27:25.560 --> 0:27:29.200
<v Speaker 5>the one who be acting weird. Leave the message. That's

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:30.199
<v Speaker 5>y'all ask her for it.

0:27:30.480 --> 0:27:30.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyways, all right, so it's not really a theory, but

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<v Speaker 5>I got stereotype. I went in the grocery store, and

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<v Speaker 5>outside of the grocery store house Scout. I was like, yo, girl, Scout,

0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:44.080
<v Speaker 5>cookie time, let's go. I come outside, I'm gonna have

0:27:44.080 --> 0:27:48.600
<v Speaker 5>some cash. I'll be right back. I come back outside, Okay,

0:27:48.640 --> 0:27:50.760
<v Speaker 5>give me two boxes. And he was like which one?

0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:58.120
<v Speaker 5>I go ten minutes and the mom said I knew it,

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<v Speaker 5>but damn, and I kind of laughed it off at first,

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<v Speaker 5>until as I was walking back to the park a

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:08.520
<v Speaker 5>lot with my cookies and I realized I'd have been stereotyped. Yeah,

0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:13.680
<v Speaker 5>thin mint girl cut cookies are the new ports.

0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:14.320
<v Speaker 2>I knew it.

0:28:14.359 --> 0:28:17.199
<v Speaker 5>I knew it was black man, and just knew I

0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:17.720
<v Speaker 5>needed that.

0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:26.360
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna want that green Yeah, yeah, you got got man, Yeah,

0:28:27.840 --> 0:28:29.719
<v Speaker 2>I got you. I don't know what to tell you

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:32.520
<v Speaker 2>there's not even really anything to expand all you really,

0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 2>you took a big l there. That was tough. That

0:28:35.400 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 2>was really tough, man, you really, because she is. It'd

0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:41.000
<v Speaker 2>be one thing if she did it under her breath,

0:28:41.520 --> 0:28:43.400
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, if she like passively was

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:46.280
<v Speaker 2>like she said it, she looked you in the eyes

0:28:46.360 --> 0:28:50.400
<v Speaker 2>and said, I knew it. I knew your black ass

0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:55.760
<v Speaker 2>was gonna want some thin mints. I got three boxes left, yes,

0:28:55.880 --> 0:29:01.560
<v Speaker 2>say you damn Yeah, I was crazy a lot. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of cookies.

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:02.880
<v Speaker 3>I think.

0:29:03.160 --> 0:29:05.240
<v Speaker 2>I think I think he found a source. And I

0:29:05.280 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 2>think you don't end up buying Girl Scout cookies multiple times, right,

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:13.200
<v Speaker 2>I think most people, once you find one, you're like, I,

0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:14.520
<v Speaker 2>I did it, I got my cookies.

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:17.080
<v Speaker 1>You get it once a season. Yeah, this Girl Scout

0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:19.000
<v Speaker 1>cookie season. Let me go on and get all the

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:20.000
<v Speaker 1>ones for this season.

0:29:20.000 --> 0:29:22.400
<v Speaker 2>You go ahead, stash up And yeah, I don't even

0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 2>fout cookies like that. We have them because my wife

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:32.239
<v Speaker 2>has a friend whose niece is like in it, and

0:29:32.320 --> 0:29:36.560
<v Speaker 2>so like will support her by proxy, but like, nah,

0:29:36.640 --> 0:29:42.280
<v Speaker 2>we're not. Yeah, and that's the thing. The stereotype is fair.

0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:49.480
<v Speaker 2>We do like them the most. I think in my house, then.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the I like the peanut butter ones. I

0:29:55.520 --> 0:29:58.520
<v Speaker 1>like the short bread ones. I even like the samoans.

0:29:58.680 --> 0:30:01.400
<v Speaker 1>No that that's what they're called. That can't be what

0:30:01.440 --> 0:30:07.560
<v Speaker 1>it is. Yeah, so samoa's. Yeah, the peanut butter ones

0:30:07.600 --> 0:30:08.080
<v Speaker 1>are crazy.

0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:12.640
<v Speaker 2>The chocolate covered those go nuts too. I like a

0:30:12.680 --> 0:30:16.440
<v Speaker 2>lot of them. But men thin mint stands above the

0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:18.760
<v Speaker 2>rest for me. You like men chocolate chip, I it is.

0:30:18.720 --> 0:30:19.400
<v Speaker 3>The one for me.

0:30:20.040 --> 0:30:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. If you mixed mint and chocolate. Hell yeah, see,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like this too, toothpaste. You give me candy, No,

0:30:26.840 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm into it. I get it though. Yeah, make chocolate refreshing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just dope.

0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:39.240
<v Speaker 5>Like the Girl Scouts have changed samoas to caramel delights,

0:30:39.280 --> 0:30:39.960
<v Speaker 5>just so you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's good. I thought you were gonna say to

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:51.600
<v Speaker 1>Tongans it's is a general Pacific islander cookie. Yeah, yeah,

0:30:51.640 --> 0:30:53.920
<v Speaker 1>you got got that sucks man. I don't I don't

0:30:53.920 --> 0:30:56.040
<v Speaker 1>really have you didn't really ask for advice, But I

0:30:56.040 --> 0:30:57.200
<v Speaker 1>don't really have much to tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's unfortunate that happened to you. If it is

0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:03.760
<v Speaker 2>still Girl Scout season, if you want to go back

0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:07.680
<v Speaker 2>to that grocery store and confront that woman. I think

0:31:07.720 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 2>that's your right.

0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go back with one hundred bucks and be like,

0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:13.480
<v Speaker 1>give me all the tonguans you got.

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<v Speaker 2>This was amazing this, thank you, thank you for being here, No,

0:31:21.440 --> 0:31:23.440
<v Speaker 2>thank you? Could you could you tell the people where

0:31:23.440 --> 0:31:25.040
<v Speaker 2>they can find you so you can go.

0:31:25.000 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 3>To w w W Bruce that's Bruce dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, you can tell me your likes and your dislikes,

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<v Speaker 4>and if you want to go into my social media,

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:37.960
<v Speaker 4>it's my Bruce Bruce. And also March third, my Netflix

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<v Speaker 4>special drops.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me let you all know I'm gonna take them

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<v Speaker 3>through that. Take them through that. Yeah, it's really good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called Ain't Playing.

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<v Speaker 3>So make sure you check the Bruce Bruce Netflix special

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<v Speaker 3>out March third, twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>March third, you better be watching Bruce. That's cold.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go what you got cool guy jokes eighty seven,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't have a special coming out, watch

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<v Speaker 1>the old one. Come see me in Langston in New

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<v Speaker 1>Orleans March nineteenth through twenty second. Yep, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>that's it for now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can follow me at Langston Carman on all

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<v Speaker 2>conspiracy theories you can send us. Uh, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>motherfucking sad stories that have happened with Girl Scout Cookie leaders.

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