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Speaker 2: No, you don't even look like somebody that I respect.

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Speaker 2: Qualis a racist? The money.

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Speaker 3: Stuff I can't tell me.

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Speaker 2: Woll well, it's the big show there, it is there.

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Speaker 2: It is ladies and gentlemen, little mamas and gentiles. So like,

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Speaker 2: welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama told me

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Speaker 2: the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Will we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And you already know what it is. We ain't proven nothing,

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Speaker 2: nothing for you. This is edutainment. We are it's not.

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Speaker 2: There's no nutritional value over here. Don't get to vitamins here, folks,

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Speaker 2: we ain't got them. Uh but but what we do

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Speaker 2: This is nuts, This is really exciting. God damn one

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Speaker 2: of one of my favorite comedians to ever walk this planet.

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Speaker 2: If he ain't your favorite comic view host, that's wrong, bitch,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's anybody who makes up their own words and

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Speaker 4: You got podcast? No, I'm telling you. You don't think we

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let you fort do that. That's I'm just keeping

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Speaker 4: And see what's crazy about that? He's trying to think

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Speaker 2: And then he was ready to do that. He just

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Speaker 2: He's dying it trying to figure out this new slang, Bruce, Bruce,

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Speaker 2: Speaking of the podcast, you came to us with a

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Speaker 2: It is a conspiracy I've heard I live. Oh you

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Speaker 2: believe in this? My mama told me, don't split the pole.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's straight. Oh my god, people, that's superstitious,

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Speaker 4: And then if a cat going across the street going

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Speaker 4: Got double back, My uncle he would do. He would

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Speaker 2: Hold yeah, yeah, superstitions people believe.

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Speaker 4: I never did. No, I never did believe. But I

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Speaker 2: Are you Are you in no way of superstition? No? No, no.

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Speaker 4: I just watched people. You know what I'm saying. I

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Speaker 2: Historically, superstitions don't bomb countries. That's true, you know what

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Speaker 3: It's ruined seven years.

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Speaker 2: No, it doesn't feel good. It feels bad. Okay, see

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Speaker 3: Full speed and that's not very fast. But look.

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Speaker 4: I heard, yeah, but no, the superstitition, it's just I

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Speaker 2: That's how I think. Here's how I view it is.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I think it's stupid, but I don't want

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you believe in right hand, left hand engine you're

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Speaker 4: getting money. If you're right hand inching, you're getting a letter.

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Speaker 4: In your left hand, you're getting money. You know that.

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Speaker 4: I got to take you something different. That's it, right,

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Speaker 4: who wait, but you don't believe it. I just feel

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Speaker 4: either hand, I'm scratching. Yeah, I'm a scratching man.

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Speaker 2: There's not a lot more on that that's right.

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Speaker 1: I was also gonna say it was splitting the pool.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you're doing, it feels like its up the pace

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Speaker 2: Now, where does you are religious? You are not superstitious?

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Speaker 2: Does that? Is that too close to superstitious? It is?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and shot one and that's me and I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, was he a great cook independent of black influence? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Like he grew up in a white community, learned he

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he was good and you know he was edgy,

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Speaker 2: I think anytime you're like, you don't know, he's not.

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Speaker 2: Use in word. Yeah, you knew you were gonna come

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Speaker 2: talk to me. You respect me enough? Is that word? Oh?

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Speaker 4: If you spending right and put them hands on yeah,

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Speaker 3: Doctor. I get doctor, I get to him.

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Speaker 2: He's six five.

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Speaker 4: I would jump up and slap ship out of him.

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Speaker 2: Doctor Phil, keep tuning in. Listen to me, Listen to me.

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Speaker 2: I don't have anything on him. I got nothing on

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Speaker 2: get calle Frem. Yeah, he wants to go to the

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Speaker 3: Let him go, man, I did she she?

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Speaker 2: Uh? In the the later tellings of the story really

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Speaker 2: It didn't come out of nowhere. There's like this weird

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Speaker 3: Come, I didn't say what was wrong with the lady.

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Speaker 2: Was strong with King. You want the lady? That little

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Speaker 2: that little king had a rough life. Man, he didn't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough because there's no missus call No, there

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Speaker 2: They just love sniffing white ladies.

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Speaker 3: And that's that's what he did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's not that's that's the nasty behavior. King Kong

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Speaker 2: You still like him, you still want him free? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: That's not good for me. That's not good for him,

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Speaker 4: I look at these idiots. I like Jack, that was

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Speaker 4: of Rock was a good movie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, an American treasure. Yeah, he's he's white forty. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: You just go and be silly and make up words

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Speaker 2: and yeah, man, he's he makes music, but that's his

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Speaker 2: He has a gift. I don't have. Also shout out

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Speaker 2: to all his foods, the goon with the spoon. M

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Speaker 2: he's got a whole food line. He's got sausages and

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Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff. You like it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah, I like it more than the alcohol,

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but he likes to cook too, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's fire. He sells Slurricane now as in like a bottle. Yeah, whoa,

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Speaker 2: and then Steven's reserve the winery. We're not, this is

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Speaker 3: Yeah, big thing.

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Speaker 2: I keep up on it. I like him. We were

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Speaker 2: But it was mostly about like luck in not wanting

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Speaker 1: That's also what happens on this podcast a lot. So

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Speaker 2: A silly thing. Ye, yeah, it's unfortunate. Apparently the way

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Speaker 2: with somebody. The way you fix it is to say

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what about peanut butter and jelly.

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Speaker 2: Again, slavery, I don't think they had that option, you

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Speaker 3: Peanut butter came out after jelly.

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Speaker 2: I think peanut butter probably came first. Really. Yeah, African

435
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Speaker 2: people were doing peanut butter. Oh they always equate it

436
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Speaker 2: to George Washington Carver, but that wasn't even his thing

437
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Speaker 2: peanut butter. He was way more focused on like using

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Speaker 2: peanut oils to like create like real like medicines and stuff.

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Speaker 2: And then they discounted like he was making machinery oils

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Speaker 2: and medicines. He was doing crazy stuff with peanuts, and

441
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Speaker 2: then they always like undermine it by being like, oh,

442
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Speaker 2: he just made peanut butter. It's also a West African crop,

443
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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like certain they only make like

444
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Speaker 2: grondnuts too, and like, I guess, the more I think

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Speaker 2: about it, you they have like I guess it is

446
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 2: peanut butter. It's just like ground peanuts and sugar. And

447
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Speaker 2: then it's like in a block with you. I think

448
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Speaker 2: peanut butter is ancient. Yeah, and I think how old

449
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Speaker 2: is jelly? Jelly's like jelly came out with atari, you

450
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Speaker 2: know what I mean, that came out the same day. No,

451
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Speaker 2: I feel like Jelly's a couple. No, I'm joking, but

452
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Speaker 2: but yeah, I think comparatively, peanut butter to me was

453
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Speaker 2: like this is like old old country sort of stuff.

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Speaker 2: Jelly feels like science comparatively, Okay, yeah, No, nobody wants

455
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Speaker 2: to weigh in. Nobody knows the ancientness of jelly. I

456
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Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know when gelatin came out. Gelatin,

457
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Speaker 2: I bet is probably more ancient and jelly. Yeah, I

458
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 2: don't even know what we're talking about it because we're

459
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Speaker 2: just mushing up body parts to make gelatin.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you know what I mean? Like I think they,

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Speaker 4: I mean, jelly been around for years. Grandmother that used

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Speaker 4: to make it. Yeah, you know, they didn't call it

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Speaker 4: Jelly called it preserve.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. When did. Do you remember when there was like

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Speaker 2: a ship for calling things jelly versus preserves.

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Speaker 3: But my grandmothers always say preserved. She used to make

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Speaker 3: lemon jelly. Okay, lemons, she's a bad girl.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just sitting mush and sugar and stuff.

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Speaker 4: And ball the lemons, ball them to They couldn't betten.

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Speaker 4: Just my granddaddy loved it.

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Speaker 3: Damn, damn.

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Speaker 2: I can't even imagine asking my wife to make me

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Speaker 2: some lemon.

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Speaker 3: Jelly, you know, biscuit country hand.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I would love it. I'm not rooting against

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Speaker 2: it happening. I just can't imagine stepping to her and

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Speaker 2: be like, maybe.

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Speaker 3: I'm craving a lemon don't know how to make it.

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Speaker 2: That's that's true, you know what I mean? And I

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Speaker 2: did marry wrong. I agree what.

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Speaker 3: She can learn how to make jelly, don't throw it

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Speaker 3: out the window.

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Speaker 2: I just mean that I married a person that doesn't

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Speaker 2: know how to make lemon jelly. I was just joking, okaying,

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Speaker 2: No she doesn't. She doesn't, and she doesn't listen to

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Speaker 2: me in general, and in that way, that's that's how

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Speaker 2: we work, okay, And that's why you can't get this

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Speaker 2: jelly across. That's why she can't even hear it. I'm screaming,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It's like a scene from Ghosts.

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Speaker 2: You know. No, I'm warning her. We should take a break,

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Speaker 2: take one more break. We're gonna take one more break,

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Speaker 2: and then when we come back, Bruce is we're gonna

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Speaker 2: do a voicemail. We have a voicemail from from a

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Speaker 2: caller that we want you to review with us. We're

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Speaker 2: very excited about this one. And then it'll be fun. Okay,

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Speaker 2: more Bruce, Bruce more. Ma Mama told me.

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Speaker 3: You bitch I called him.

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Speaker 2: Nobody supposed to be here.

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Speaker 3: Well, bitch I came up.

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Speaker 2: Fuck, we came to read this voicemail. Listen, listen. I'm

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Speaker 2: still thinking about this song.

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Speaker 3: Now, you're right.

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Speaker 2: That was a great song. That was a beautiful to

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Speaker 2: Deborah Cox and also this lady who is not Deborah Cox. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we are no way affiliated with de Cox. You remem

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Speaker 2: that video. Yeah, she's fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like she was like on the on

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Speaker 1: the farm, like just man singing it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, nineties fine, what was unbelievable when it like

510
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 2: when you were there in the nineties, the way women

511
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Speaker 2: were fine. It truly felt phenomenal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: all right, let's play this voicemail. Let's do it.

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Speaker 5: First of all, y'all ain't gonna gas like me with

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00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 5: that weird, freaky voice message and then act like we're

515
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 5: the one who be acting weird. Leave the message. That's

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Speaker 5: y'all ask her for it.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 5: Anyways, all right, so it's not really a theory, but

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00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 5: I got stereotype. I went in the grocery store, and

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00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 5: outside of the grocery store house Scout. I was like, yo, girl, Scout,

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Speaker 5: cookie time, let's go. I come outside, I'm gonna have

522
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Speaker 5: some cash. I'll be right back. I come back outside, Okay,

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00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 5: give me two boxes. And he was like which one?

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00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 5: I go ten minutes and the mom said I knew it,

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Speaker 5: but damn, and I kind of laughed it off at first,

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00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 5: until as I was walking back to the park a

527
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 5: lot with my cookies and I realized I'd have been stereotyped. Yeah,

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00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 5: thin mint girl cut cookies are the new ports.

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00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: I knew it.

530
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 5: I knew it was black man, and just knew I

531
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 5: needed that.

532
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 2: He's gonna want that green Yeah, yeah, you got got man, Yeah,

533
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,719
Speaker 2: I got you. I don't know what to tell you

534
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 2: there's not even really anything to expand all you really,

535
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 2: you took a big l there. That was tough. That

536
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 2: was really tough, man, you really, because she is. It'd

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00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 2: be one thing if she did it under her breath,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, if she like passively was

539
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 2: like she said it, she looked you in the eyes

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00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 2: and said, I knew it. I knew your black ass

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Speaker 2: was gonna want some thin mints. I got three boxes left, yes,

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Speaker 2: say you damn Yeah, I was crazy a lot. That's

543
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 2: a lot of cookies.

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Speaker 3: I think.

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00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 2: I think I think he found a source. And I

546
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: think you don't end up buying Girl Scout cookies multiple times, right,

547
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 2: I think most people, once you find one, you're like, I,

548
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 2: I did it, I got my cookies.

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00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: You get it once a season. Yeah, this Girl Scout

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Speaker 1: cookie season. Let me go on and get all the

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Speaker 1: ones for this season.

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Speaker 2: You go ahead, stash up And yeah, I don't even

553
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 2: fout cookies like that. We have them because my wife

554
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:32,239
Speaker 2: has a friend whose niece is like in it, and

555
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: so like will support her by proxy, but like, nah,

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00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 2: we're not. Yeah, and that's the thing. The stereotype is fair.

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00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 2: We do like them the most. I think in my house, then.

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Speaker 1: I like the I like the peanut butter ones. I

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00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: like the short bread ones. I even like the samoans.

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Speaker 1: No that that's what they're called. That can't be what

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Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, so samoa's. Yeah, the peanut butter ones

562
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Speaker 1: are crazy.

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00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 2: The chocolate covered those go nuts too. I like a

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00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 2: lot of them. But men thin mint stands above the

565
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 2: rest for me. You like men chocolate chip, I it is.

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00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 3: The one for me.

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00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you mixed mint and chocolate. Hell yeah, see,

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00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 2: I'm like this too, toothpaste. You give me candy, No,

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00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 2: I'm into it. I get it though. Yeah, make chocolate refreshing.

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00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 2: That's just dope.

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Speaker 5: Like the Girl Scouts have changed samoas to caramel delights,

572
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 5: just so you're.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's good. I thought you were gonna say to

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Speaker 1: Tongans it's is a general Pacific islander cookie. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got got that sucks man. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: really have you didn't really ask for advice, But I

577
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Speaker 1: don't really have much to tell you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's unfortunate that happened to you. If it is

579
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 2: still Girl Scout season, if you want to go back

580
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: to that grocery store and confront that woman. I think

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00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 2: that's your right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, go back with one hundred bucks and be like,

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Speaker 1: give me all the tonguans you got.

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Speaker 2: This was amazing this, thank you, thank you for being here, No,

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Speaker 2: thank you? Could you could you tell the people where

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Speaker 2: they can find you so you can go.

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Speaker 3: To w w W Bruce that's Bruce dot com.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 4: Hey, you can tell me your likes and your dislikes,

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Speaker 4: and if you want to go into my social media,

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Speaker 4: it's my Bruce Bruce. And also March third, my Netflix

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Speaker 4: special drops.

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Speaker 2: Let's go, so.

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Speaker 3: Let me let you all know I'm gonna take them

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Speaker 3: through that. Take them through that. Yeah, it's really good.

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Speaker 2: It's called Ain't Playing.

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Speaker 3: So make sure you check the Bruce Bruce Netflix special

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Speaker 3: out March third, twenty.

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Speaker 2: March third, you better be watching Bruce. That's cold.

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Speaker 1: Let's go what you got cool guy jokes eighty seven,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't have a special coming out, watch

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Speaker 1: the old one. Come see me in Langston in New

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Speaker 1: Orleans March nineteenth through twenty second. Yep, and you know

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Speaker 1: that's it for now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can follow me at Langston Carman on all

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Speaker 2: social media platforms. You can send us your drops, your

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Speaker 2: conspiracy theories you can send us. Uh, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: motherfucking sad stories that have happened with Girl Scout Cookie leaders.

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Speaker 2: it seems like people like it. Yeah, people are very

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