Speaker 1: What up? Guys, Thank you so much for tuning in
Speaker 1: to this episode of Cheeky's and Chill. I cannot believe
Speaker 1: that we're already in August. The time is just going
Speaker 1: like this made a boom. But the good thing is
Speaker 1: we have another episode of Cheeky's and Chill and I
Speaker 1: have a very special guest. And I'm sure you're gonna
Speaker 1: know who he is, and if you don't, you're gonna
Speaker 1: get to know him today. His name is Felipe Esparsa.
Speaker 1: He's a comedian and a podcast host. He actually has
Speaker 1: two podcasts. One is a comedy podcast called What's Up Foo,
Speaker 1: and the other one is called Na Cispirito, which is
Speaker 1: actually part of my podcast network, which you're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about a little bit of that and other things. And
Speaker 1: here he is, Felipe, What's up?
Speaker 2: Actually? This is someone threw a water balloon at me.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to have you.
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me, Thank you so wanting to be on.
Speaker 1: The Really I need to go on your podcast, yes, anytime?
Speaker 1: Thank you? So tell me what tell me? Okay, am
Speaker 1: I saying it right? What's awful or soeful?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You say that right?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Cool? So Okay, tell me a little bit before we
Speaker 1: get into all, you know everything else. I want to
Speaker 1: know about your podcast. Tell me a little bit about
Speaker 1: both of them.
Speaker 2: Oh. One of the podcasts called What's Up? Full Podcast?
Speaker 2: We had that podcast since two thousand, I think twelve
Speaker 2: or fourteen, I don't remember. Now we have we're going
Speaker 2: to reach five hundred episodes. Nice, like by the end
Speaker 2: of the summer or winter. Oh nice, So we've that
Speaker 2: podcast was started. It was just a recorder. We just
Speaker 2: lay right there. Bad sound. People complained, horrible sound, nothing
Speaker 2: like this, nothing like this, and we just passed around talking. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was the whole thing. And it was just called
Speaker 2: I was just interview people I met in the streets.
Speaker 1: Okay, nice.
Speaker 2: Like I interviewed some guy at Hollywood Boulevard addresses up
Speaker 2: like the incredible Hole, you know, the ones yes for money, Yes.
Speaker 2: And I interviewed a guy that came out of the
Speaker 2: hospital with his son and and he he just looked
Speaker 2: at me and go, hey, man, I voted for you
Speaker 2: when I was in prison. He goes, how did you
Speaker 2: get a phone in prison? But he was in prison
Speaker 2: invoted for me on last coming Standing when I won
Speaker 2: in twenty ten, a reality show. But he said that
Speaker 2: he came on in prison recently, like a year ago,
Speaker 2: because he was innocent the whole time. So he's in
Speaker 2: his forties right now. When I met him, he was
Speaker 2: in his early forties and he was locked up for
Speaker 2: twenty five years.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: He was innocent the whole time. So the he told
Speaker 2: me this whole story. While we're talking. I just met him.
Speaker 2: We're telling me this whole story. He goes like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: I stop right there. Man, I have three episodes on
Speaker 2: my podcast. You want to do the episode four or five?
Speaker 2: He said, yeah. So he told out the whole podcast,
Speaker 2: the whole story of my podcast, and he's doing good.
Speaker 2: He went on to run for assembly man of the city.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: So I interviewed a lot of people like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. On what's that food?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Okay? Nice?
Speaker 2: But nationally the end, that's just Birito. It's a scripted
Speaker 2: podcast and with Sono on iHeart and it's a I
Speaker 2: Never Rate a podcast documentary about the life of Roberto,
Speaker 2: the creator of Nice, with interviews with the cast and producers, cameraman. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's his whole life.
Speaker 1: Oh nice?
Speaker 3: Okay, So I learned a.
Speaker 2: Lot of things on that show man like what they
Speaker 2: call him just Pirito. Yeah, that was because just just
Speaker 2: because he used to write for a show a lot
Speaker 2: about too young to remember, a show called especially Me,
Speaker 2: like I'm the younger one here show and there were
Speaker 2: two comedians and Jess Pirito was a writer on the
Speaker 2: show okay, and one of the producers in the show
Speaker 2: liked him so much because he will write sketches, rap
Speaker 2: you though, man, Like give me a sketch, You'll write
Speaker 2: it real fast, and then it was well thought off,
Speaker 2: well formatted. So he called him a little shakespeare Capital,
Speaker 2: a little shakespepireto and then.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, that's interesting. I love that.
Speaker 2: Ilen a lot of little details like that about the show.
Speaker 1: That's cool. And how are you looking? Like, I mean
Speaker 1: you've been doing that what's up food for like what
Speaker 1: twelve years now? No? But what got you into podcasting?
Speaker 1: Like what is it that made you want to like say,
Speaker 1: I want to I want to do this.
Speaker 2: There was a comedy network that didn't have a Latino
Speaker 2: podcast on it. It was called I'm Still with Him
Speaker 2: All Things Comedy. It was a studio started with two comedians,
Speaker 2: Bill Burr, and Al Madrigo. He's on the show. He's
Speaker 2: done a lo all right now, he plays the pothead.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: And they got a bunch of comedians and they put
Speaker 2: their money together and he got the studio like this one.
Speaker 2: They got a studio so we could just come in
Speaker 2: there and shoot the podcast, and they put it up
Speaker 2: for us and they shared with revenue and they help
Speaker 2: us get revenue, so we don't gonna pay a dime.
Speaker 3: That was back then, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Nobody now we have Now I have our own studio,
Speaker 2: but that'd be back then. It would just come in there.
Speaker 2: And but they asked me, They asked me, They asked
Speaker 2: Jingo Bling. They had a bunch of other people on
Speaker 2: the podcast. I was supposed to do a podcast with
Speaker 2: Chingo Bling because he was moving to Los Angeles, but
Speaker 2: then he moved back to Texas so we couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: So I ended up doing it on my own What's
Speaker 2: Appful podcast? That's how I started and we're still going strong.
Speaker 1: So who For those that may not know, who is Chispirito?
Speaker 2: Chess Pirito is a character created by Roberto Yes, who
Speaker 2: premiered in nineteen seventy four or two four or five,
Speaker 2: I don't know, okay, but he was a spin off.
Speaker 2: You know, there should be a show called the Tracy
Speaker 2: Omens Show on Fox and it was like a comedy show.
Speaker 2: British woman had a show on Fox in the early
Speaker 2: early nineties or early eighties, late eighties, and she had
Speaker 2: like a little party she gave her like a She
Speaker 2: would throw Matt Granny a bone and he would show
Speaker 2: the Simpsons on The Tracy Omens Show like a little snippet,
Speaker 2: like he will be like a thirty second cartoon of
Speaker 2: the Simpsons and then go She'll be like, okay, now
Speaker 2: we have a time for the Simpsons in a British accent,
Speaker 2: and they'll show her the Simpsons on her show. And
Speaker 2: that's how the sam she started got famous on her show,
Speaker 2: and then they had their own show. So Chespirito was
Speaker 2: a snippet on a couple of Lena and Dula show
Speaker 2: show and it was a chapatine show. It was called
Speaker 2: Little Supid, Little super hen NEOs. See it with a
Speaker 2: little snippet. So they got fired. Then they started just
Speaker 2: Pirito and they called it travel Loo because the show premiered.
Speaker 3: On Okay, I didn't know that either, and everything is h.
Speaker 2: Just perito chapoline potio.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm like, I'm like going back right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going back right now. So we asked about why
Speaker 1: you wanted to start, like podcasting in general, but for
Speaker 1: Nace that what why? I mean, what was like your passion?
Speaker 1: I mean obviously your passion for cespirito, but like speak
Speaker 1: as if you can explain to us as to why.
Speaker 2: When I would asked to do the podcast, I was
Speaker 2: confused about what I was doing because I also wasn't
Speaker 2: paying attention. But why do you want to explain it
Speaker 2: to me? You know that the third time I said,
Speaker 2: oh I'm nail rating. Oh perfect, then that's I have
Speaker 2: to write the whole thing. Yeah, So because there was
Speaker 2: people to be a Spanish and then I was like,
Speaker 2: oh wow, I just told her at the time what
Speaker 2: they're saying, and they're gonna throw the me the host.
Speaker 2: So my I know how to read Spanish perfect, Like yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I taught myself how to read somehow
Speaker 2: when I was little. I never took a Spanish class,
Speaker 2: and so when I got involved, I was super super
Speaker 2: happy because I love Chess Pirito. I grew up watching
Speaker 2: Jess Spirito, and I ches Pirito was like the only
Speaker 2: show that that brought my family together, like we will
Speaker 2: watch Novella's Chess Pedito Polyvoss. I don't think we ever
Speaker 2: I watched English shows. I remember going to school and
Speaker 2: my friends were talking about, Oh, man, did you watch
Speaker 2: a different Strokes yesterday? Did you watch Facts Alive? Did
Speaker 2: you watch the show? And I'm like, oh, I knew
Speaker 2: it was like Novella, So I would say, did you
Speaker 2: know what happened to Rosalvo and Jose this week?
Speaker 1: I feel you saying?
Speaker 2: So ches like are like a family member. And then
Speaker 2: later on when my parents, like you get old, you
Speaker 2: got older, I will watch just Pirito just to remind
Speaker 2: myself of that one time when my family were together
Speaker 2: and we were laughing and smiling patas and farting.
Speaker 1: And farting and stuff. Yeah, honestly, it reminds me a
Speaker 1: lot of my dad Chespirito and that it just brings
Speaker 1: a lot of memories in my Grandma's house. And I
Speaker 1: mean for sure, so it definitely brings that warm feeling
Speaker 1: to the heart. So maybe that's why you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: like remembering all that as you're speaking about Chesspirito, you're
Speaker 1: talking about everything that that certain situation or certain memory brings. Yes,
Speaker 1: so that's yeah.
Speaker 2: And then you grow up and you watch us Pirito.
Speaker 2: Now we live in a different world now, and people
Speaker 2: are more woke and they see things differently now. So
Speaker 2: you start watching just Pilito Away a Man a hair Man.
Speaker 2: There's a show about a poor Mexican kid who's starving,
Speaker 2: who lives in a barrow. Was a daughter time, And
Speaker 2: there's this lady who thinks she's better than everybody, but
Speaker 2: she's a side check to the teacher.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, dude, I know you really did, but fuck
Speaker 1: it's so oh my god, I love it. I still
Speaker 1: I still have to bounce of.
Speaker 2: Ball so outside the house so you would hear the
Speaker 2: fat banking his mom.
Speaker 1: Good times, good, good times. I've seen some of your
Speaker 1: stand up, which I love. By the way, what when
Speaker 1: did you discover I'm funny and I want to do
Speaker 1: this for a living. When was that?
Speaker 2: I guess when I finally got serious about it, when
Speaker 2: I was sitting in rehab. I was in my twenties.
Speaker 2: I was there for like all cracked out and and
Speaker 2: I was. It was like in the middle of the
Speaker 2: Angela's National Forest, so I was far from home. If
Speaker 2: I wanted to leave, I would have to walk through
Speaker 2: the woods and then find a freeway, and then I
Speaker 2: would have never made it. So I just started thinking
Speaker 2: about it, you know, we started thinking about it. Laid
Speaker 2: down on your bed and realize, man, you come home
Speaker 2: from the club, or you reflect on your life and say, man,
Speaker 2: I haven't done ship. Then you had your brother and
Speaker 2: a bunk bed on top of but you're the loser
Speaker 2: up there. You got to baby mama up there. So
Speaker 2: when I was in rehab, there was there's I'm Catholic.
Speaker 2: I was born a Catholic, but there was the rehab
Speaker 2: was non denomination, so they were if you could be Muslim,
Speaker 2: Jewish and whatever, whatever nationality, whatever religious. So every Wednesday,
Speaker 2: this Catholic brother, he would come from San Fernando Valley
Speaker 2: to our camp. He was like, not to leave it there.
Speaker 2: He's not a priest, yeah, but he goes does like
Speaker 2: the priest dirty work. So he went to go talk
Speaker 2: to us in the camp and he would just talk
Speaker 2: to us. And one day he said, I write down
Speaker 2: five things you want to do in your life. Then like,
Speaker 2: we don't, like, nobody's ever asked me that. So everybody
Speaker 2: started writing, I want to be Superman, you know, I
Speaker 2: want to be a batman, like forty year old man,
Speaker 2: twenty two year old guys. He goes, no, man, don't, don't.
Speaker 2: Don't talk about what superhero you want to be or
Speaker 2: what you want to wish for. What do you want
Speaker 2: to be in live? What you want to accomplish in life?
Speaker 2: So all right, we've got the paper again. I wrote,
Speaker 2: first comedian, you know, I want to be a comedian,
Speaker 2: stand up comedian. Then the second I wrote, I'm want
Speaker 2: to be sober or happy? Then third, I want to
Speaker 2: go to eightily because I like Olive Garden meet, and
Speaker 2: then four and five I just forgot. I didn't write
Speaker 2: four and five, but I accomplished comedians. So yeah, sober,
Speaker 2: we'll get out there. At least we're happy.
Speaker 1: But you manifested it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know what manifest was.
Speaker 3: But you did.
Speaker 1: Like when you write it down, you write it down
Speaker 1: and it connects with the brain and then with the universe.
Speaker 1: I believe in all that stuff, But that's dope, because honestly,
Speaker 1: we love your gift. You make us proud. Latino's over
Speaker 1: here is the and I right now. Something I just
Speaker 1: learned from him, you guys, or about him? Should I say,
Speaker 1: is that he's vegan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm vegan. People don't believe me. Say, what are
Speaker 2: we crops? What do you dear, fran lettuce?
Speaker 1: No? But how long you said you've been vegan for
Speaker 1: twenty years?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I wish?
Speaker 3: Oh nine oh nine?
Speaker 1: Okay, and how do you feel? Why was that? I'm
Speaker 1: curious because.
Speaker 2: Why did I start off? Time?
Speaker 1: I tell you why?
Speaker 2: I was in that Kito's diet?
Speaker 3: Yes, same back then.
Speaker 2: Man, it was called the Doctor.
Speaker 3: Atkins diet, yes, the alkins, yes, and.
Speaker 2: Man, and I was in that place called ketosis. If
Speaker 2: you know you've been on that diet, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about explaining because I don't even know.
Speaker 1: So a lot. It's it's fat and protein.
Speaker 2: And yes, I was eating cheese and meat, that's it,
Speaker 2: and that coax. No water, no salad, nothing, man, just
Speaker 2: meat like I would get a hamburger, just eat the
Speaker 2: meat in the cheese. So anyways, I got constemplated. I
Speaker 2: didn't even know. And conation, yeah, man, I have to
Speaker 2: go to a la masque class with pregnant women to
Speaker 2: take that ship out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how long were you consimplated for? O?
Speaker 2: My god, three days.
Speaker 1: The longest I've been consipated is four days. That ship
Speaker 1: is horrible.
Speaker 2: I thought my cold, I thought I thought my coling exploded.
Speaker 2: By the time I use the restroom, I had a
Speaker 2: hemorrhoid and I never had one before. Man, it feels
Speaker 2: like you're being raped by a ghost that night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's horrible, horrible, horrible. So then yes, sideways, Yes
Speaker 1: you got a sideway, you sit anyway. You're just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: those those are really bad.
Speaker 2: Preparation h helps preparation age, yes, man. Or shoving a
Speaker 2: ice creab up your butt? Oh?
Speaker 1: Really serious?
Speaker 2: Seriously main tea man, So it's like blowing cool air
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I try that though, because I
Speaker 1: feel like, what if it gets in the other hole burn?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So okay, so okay. So yeah,
Speaker 1: So that's why you became vegan because you're like my
Speaker 1: digestive system.
Speaker 2: Yes, no more meat after this because you had too.
Speaker 1: Much meat cheese okay. Yeah, and you probably feel better,
Speaker 1: your sinuses are better without the cheese. Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: what my long term goal is. I would love to
Speaker 1: be vegan. I tried it, and it's just I tried
Speaker 1: vegetarian and then I pescatarian and no, that's tight. That's
Speaker 1: tight because that's latinos. We eat a lot of like
Speaker 1: and you don't miss it.
Speaker 2: Yeah I do miss it. Yeah I smell it. But
Speaker 2: sometime when I hang out with people who eat meat,
Speaker 2: which is the whole time, I let them like, if
Speaker 2: we're eating somewhere and goes, what TALKO should I get bro?
Speaker 2: Get get there? Bro? It looked good and lemon bro
Speaker 2: where when you meet people like I remember I went
Speaker 2: out with a woman and she was a meat eater
Speaker 2: and like she likes lengua, she likes them burritos right,
Speaker 2: and like with no cilantro and no no cilantro, no
Speaker 2: one yees.
Speaker 3: No salsa man, nothing cinema, just.
Speaker 2: Some lemon and nothing else, no beans, no rice. She
Speaker 2: just eats like that. Man. And I remember man looking
Speaker 2: at her eating it like hyena. Man here with my
Speaker 2: little boca burger, looking at her, a little veggie burger.
Speaker 1: So I mean that's what I was anaswer if you
Speaker 1: miss it? So I mean veggie burger. Yeah, burgers are
Speaker 1: good actually, but that's discipline though, because it's it's I
Speaker 1: tried it. It's very it's it's tough, but it's so
Speaker 1: much better for your health and your digestic for sure.
Speaker 2: Out of everything that I miss because you could do
Speaker 2: plicate some stuff but not everything. But there's something you
Speaker 2: can't do plicate vegan and the seafood. And I missed
Speaker 2: maricos Man is driving down Downy or hunch Park, Inglewood.
Speaker 1: Those areas Inglewood has yes and little Wood.
Speaker 2: Usually men of those areas, it's usually a body shop
Speaker 2: place or a play with the Frisians. Usually like a little.
Speaker 1: A little like on the wall. Those are the best ones.
Speaker 2: Next to a guy we're having a flag for the
Speaker 2: auto body, for.
Speaker 1: The auto body or the foot. But you know, you
Speaker 1: can't make it. You can make it. It kind of
Speaker 1: tastes or no.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I met I met it with a
Speaker 2: cauliflower flower.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, cauliflower. I did that too. I've tried that,
Speaker 1: but I mean like it's a lot of like gives
Speaker 1: me a lot of gas. Yeah man, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got to stay with from califlower. So talking about being vegan.
Speaker 1: You're married, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, she is.
Speaker 1: She a began.
Speaker 2: She was actually raised vegan.
Speaker 1: Her mom, so that makes it easier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when she met me she would not. I
Speaker 2: got her not to be vegan with Jack in the Box,
Speaker 2: and she fell in love and she found.
Speaker 1: Oh so then you unveganized her. And then now you
Speaker 1: guys are both vegan. Now yes, okay, how long have
Speaker 1: you guys been married?
Speaker 2: Since? Twenty fourteen?
Speaker 1: Oh nice?
Speaker 2: I remember? The date is twelve thirty and fourteen, twelve
Speaker 2: thirteen fourteen?
Speaker 1: Oh nice? I like that was that on purpose?
Speaker 2: No? No, it just happened that way.
Speaker 1: It just happened that way. See look at that, it's
Speaker 1: fate twelve thirteen fourteen. That's tight. Nice. And how does
Speaker 1: she feel about did she meet you? As like, how
Speaker 1: did you guys meet? I'm she knowsy.
Speaker 2: She was a waitress at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood?
Speaker 1: Oh nice?
Speaker 2: It was like her first day she was shadowing another
Speaker 2: waitress that I learned the ropes.
Speaker 1: Uh huh? Oh nice?
Speaker 3: Then what I said, right there?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you guys have kids.
Speaker 2: She emailed me and she goes, you want to hit
Speaker 2: a bull?
Speaker 1: I said, hell, yeah, nice that's my kind of girl.
Speaker 1: It was love.
Speaker 2: It was kind of a little no we have no kids.
Speaker 1: Tried though, Yeah, me too, I'm trying.
Speaker 2: We tried to. We had our own podcast at one time.
Speaker 2: It was called Inchilada Casserole. Really Yeah, her and I
Speaker 2: and we talked about having a baby, and we stopped.
Speaker 2: We stopped doing a podcast, but we talked about having
Speaker 2: a miscarriage because I think she had like three of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just went to carriage.
Speaker 2: The difficulties of she had a I don't know what
Speaker 2: they called when the baby is in there, but it
Speaker 2: died in there still board right, pard.
Speaker 1: Epo topic topic pregnancy, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because it showed that on a test that she was pregnant,
Speaker 2: but the embryo had passed away inside already. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: but it showed pregnancy. The doctor confirmed that I was dead,
Speaker 2: and I remember we were at the All of You
Speaker 2: Hospital in Silmar and I didn't know. I didn't know it.
Speaker 2: Then we had to get the removed, right, It was
Speaker 2: like it was like an emergency abortion. Yeah, but they
Speaker 2: wouldn't do it there because they're a Catholic church.
Speaker 3: Oh shoot, so I didn't know that the DNC nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know that Catholic churches in America have
Speaker 2: the right to deny an abortion even if that situation
Speaker 2: did not know that, So she had to go get
Speaker 2: confirmation from the doctor to show up, tell the doctor
Speaker 2: there at the Catholic Church capital all of you that
Speaker 2: the baby is dead inside when you take it out,
Speaker 2: so they wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: That become very toxic for her, So she.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't do it, so she had to get like she
Speaker 2: had to her body ended up pulling it out on
Speaker 2: her own. But what in time? Then she had like
Speaker 2: a she got like hysterectomy. A lot of the bathtub
Speaker 2: happened because they couldn't take it out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, see that's the thing, Like it's I yeah,
Speaker 1: I just had a miscarriage. And they didn't have to
Speaker 1: do the DNC, but they said that they needed to
Speaker 1: make sure everything was out because it can become very
Speaker 1: toxic for the woman. You know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: we gotta you know so, But I'm glad you guys
Speaker 1: are still together and strong.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And as a comedian, my wife said, try to
Speaker 2: make that funny, and I said, challenge accepted. I said,
Speaker 2: my wife had ended up having two miscarriages. I ended
Speaker 2: up cheating her, got her pregnant, told my wife or
Speaker 2: the miracle baby, oh my.
Speaker 3: Ship.
Speaker 2: Challenge accepted.
Speaker 1: Challenge accepted.
Speaker 2: I was trepting on the candy you got outside? Man,
Speaker 2: what candy like? There's these like these little jello shots starters.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, these are let me see these are yeah,
Speaker 1: kids need to stay away from these actually, but but
Speaker 1: they're good. They're delicious little little yeah some.
Speaker 2: And then I'm going right here, man, what this is?
Speaker 2: Still strong? Don't get offended of your Japanese.
Speaker 1: But yeah, is it chrongful?
Speaker 2: I posted out my story. I didn't tag you so
Speaker 2: you won't get in trouble.
Speaker 3: But I thought I.
Speaker 2: Love I think a flavor too. It's called chang finishing it.
Speaker 1: But honestly, you're that. You're as funny as I thought
Speaker 1: you would be. How do you describe your your humor?
Speaker 1: Though I don't know dark, I was gonna ask you,
Speaker 1: is it dark?
Speaker 2: Black?
Speaker 1: Funny?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love it.
Speaker 2: Because I have well, I used to be my brothers
Speaker 2: and I we have love a big family like six
Speaker 2: of us, and my sister too. She used to be
Speaker 2: standing up.
Speaker 1: I've tried it peace standing up it. It's a little
Speaker 1: it's kind of hard, but go ahead.
Speaker 2: Don't they make something you can put on?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have it.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that? I remember I have it in
Speaker 2: my person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little like tubeto that you put right there
Speaker 1: and you could just stand up. You could pee standing
Speaker 1: up because you know, yeah, when you go camping or
Speaker 1: hiking or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, man, Well, a lot of women being public. Man,
Speaker 2: you never been in traffic on the way to Dodger
Speaker 2: Stadium and you gotta pull out and you tell your
Speaker 2: husband me Alesian Park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a friend that peees everywhere.
Speaker 2: She hates public she.
Speaker 1: Hates public restrooms, piece anywhere and everywhere. One time we
Speaker 1: were at I can't tell you guys her name, but
Speaker 1: she's been on the podcast. She peed in the middle
Speaker 1: of a dance floor once in West Hollywood. I see,
Speaker 1: she just said the line is too long, and she
Speaker 1: just started peeing in the middle of the dance floor.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, a big ass puddle.
Speaker 1: You guys splashing everywhere, and you know, anyways, Tom wow.
Speaker 2: Imagine there was a bit of a guy laying down
Speaker 2: on the floor. It would have been happy.
Speaker 1: I know, A golden shower. Yeah, is there something that
Speaker 1: she will go play? She's like, play, what play?
Speaker 2: Imagine if it washed it was a real Imagine if
Speaker 2: it was a real golden shower, and the guy laid
Speaker 2: that what happened, he faced, all great, it was fake
Speaker 2: gold It was.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. She's gonna be so pissed when she
Speaker 1: sees this. But at least I did to say her name,
Speaker 1: right to her name.
Speaker 2: I know you you are.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you later. So what's your hobby? What do
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 2: People don't know that. But I practiced the piano. I
Speaker 2: think I know how to play the piano, and I
Speaker 2: know how to play. I know how to play. I
Speaker 2: know how to play that song by do you cat
Speaker 2: which one? Bitch? I said what I said. I'd rather
Speaker 2: be famous and say I let all that shape get
Speaker 2: to my head. Bitch, I paint the tongue red. She's
Speaker 2: the devil, She's a battle I started concert Europe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's tie okay.
Speaker 2: So the ukle, yeah you don't know that.
Speaker 1: And the piano. That's one thing that when people ask me,
Speaker 1: what do you regret? I regret now learning an instrument.
Speaker 1: But it's never too late, right, I mean.
Speaker 2: It's never too late. Man, you can I learn on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Nice? Nice? When When when did you start.
Speaker 2: The ukulele? Probably like seven years ago? Man? And oh good?
Speaker 2: I know how to play they heaven and they're real good.
Speaker 2: Another play some songs. Yeah, but I don't know how
Speaker 2: to read music though, so I just go by. But
Speaker 2: their fingers are doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, that's good because that's what that means.
Speaker 2: Also on the keyboard, it's like I'm.
Speaker 3: Playing guitar hero the guitar heroes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the letters, the colors come down to their keys. Yes,
Speaker 2: so just follow the keys.
Speaker 1: Oh dope, look at you. I'm going to try. I
Speaker 1: want to learn. I have little fingers, so you.
Speaker 3: Think I can play the piano, harmonica?
Speaker 1: Harmonica? Ship these little fingers zoom. I used to play
Speaker 1: the flute in school. Just little numbers one, two, three
Speaker 1: for five. I mean that's it, that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I actually you can play the guitar, yeah, probab yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh the guitar you think, yeah.
Speaker 3: And the piano okay, I'll try.
Speaker 2: You have the right finger for a piano. They're kind of.
Speaker 1: Long, really, I feel like they're short and stuffy.
Speaker 2: But the things you get through faster Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Philip told me to do it. Do
Speaker 1: you have a favorite color? I want to ask people
Speaker 1: like green, green.
Speaker 2: Green, and blue. Why I'm just wearing it because it's
Speaker 2: the only that was that was in a dryer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it though, I love Actually red is
Speaker 1: is one of my favorite colors. Yeah. So you have
Speaker 1: a comedy special debuting on Netflix. Tell us about that.
Speaker 2: I have a just actually filmed the podcast in Sacramento
Speaker 2: a month ago and they're editing in it right now.
Speaker 2: My wife directed it. A list as parts that she
Speaker 2: directed it, executive produced, and she's editing right now. So
Speaker 2: we're gonna try to sell that podcast to Netflix. It's
Speaker 2: called Raging Fool.
Speaker 1: Raging Fool.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the idea for on that movie. But the
Speaker 2: narrow Raging boot.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Okay, nice because.
Speaker 2: That movie is about boxing. Right. But at the end
Speaker 2: of the movie when his life and ship, you know,
Speaker 2: you know, everybody their hides and lows. I like staying
Speaker 2: in the mid in the middle, ye, just right right.
Speaker 2: I like be in the middle, like he's famous. Are
Speaker 2: you famous? Now? Man? You have to ask you know,
Speaker 2: you get recognized never.
Speaker 1: You know, right here, Yeah, we were like, can you
Speaker 1: look like I'm like j loo, oh thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how we get stuff like that too, like, but
Speaker 2: it's different for me and people. You look like some
Speaker 2: hiks fat brother, so.
Speaker 1: You kind of do look like someone.
Speaker 2: Somebody told me that man.
Speaker 1: They said, but they said the other part, you know, they.
Speaker 2: Like a man if you drank all the water like
Speaker 2: Moana's dad's dad. That's the care a makeover.
Speaker 1: That's also the way.
Speaker 2: So you're so your father.
Speaker 1: Is your does your wife still left it?
Speaker 3: Like everything?
Speaker 1: I love it? Okay, good? I was just after being
Speaker 1: together for so long. I mean, because you're freaking funny.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and she's a director.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's dope.
Speaker 2: She's smarter than me, so you gotta that's why I
Speaker 2: work opposite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why it works. I'm you know, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just yeah, I just recently got married and I'm smart
Speaker 1: married a month? Yeah a month?
Speaker 2: How long were you're married before.
Speaker 1: I got Yes, I was married before. It was just
Speaker 1: a little like just kidding moment, like just just for
Speaker 1: pretend many rice, Yeah, exactly, just to see and then
Speaker 1: I figured it out and now I'm married for real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm married, But I got like three baby mamas.
Speaker 2: I got kids the same age to the twins, right,
Speaker 2: I'm different moms?
Speaker 1: Oh okay the same? Yeah? Is it for real? No? No, okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait a second, I have three.
Speaker 2: I have a daughter, she lives in Sweden.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, free healthcare, yes nice?
Speaker 2: And I have a two grandkids.
Speaker 1: How does your daughter?
Speaker 2: My daughter was born in like nine and she's thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh nice. Okay, you have to grand How does that feel?
Speaker 3: Being a gland dad feels good?
Speaker 2: Man? Yeah?
Speaker 1: My mom always said that she loved her grandchildren more
Speaker 1: than she loved her own kids. She said it was
Speaker 1: a different type of love.
Speaker 2: And it's weird, like to see your mom being nice
Speaker 2: to your kids, you know, and like you're like, who
Speaker 2: is this bitch?
Speaker 3: You're like, I was like, wow, bitch, you know what,
Speaker 3: I make cookies.
Speaker 1: I would tell my mom like, Mom, you would have
Speaker 1: never let us do that. She's like, yeah, I just
Speaker 1: give I just get to give her love, you know,
Speaker 1: little Jaylave.
Speaker 2: That's why I try every young mom out there. Man,
Speaker 2: if you don't ever ever in your life, ever ever
Speaker 2: ever your mom and ask if you can watch your kids,
Speaker 2: big mistake, you show up. We are with your kids
Speaker 2: there and as soon as they start eating, you moonwalk
Speaker 2: out of their moonwalk.
Speaker 1: I never learned how to do the moonwalk ever. I tried.
Speaker 1: Stay well. I mean, do you have any any marriage
Speaker 1: advice for me at all? Anything like is there a
Speaker 1: secret or something I should know?
Speaker 2: Like do everything together? Man, go to a strip bars together?
Speaker 1: Everything together?
Speaker 2: Yes, do small weed together? Love that want of Hong
Speaker 2: Kong together?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I wanted him to take you to Hong Kong,
Speaker 1: but he said no because it's too dangerous. So thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you for coming on.
Speaker 2: Right here.
Speaker 1: Of course, your take, he's taking it with him. He
Speaker 1: loved it, drinking his coffee out of it with a straw.
Speaker 1: I love it, but that's your souvenir. Thank you for
Speaker 1: being on. I enjoyed the conversation. I hope you guysed
Speaker 1: it too, And oh, share your socials.
Speaker 2: Please catch me at philippiworld dot com. That's my website.
Speaker 2: You can find all my because all my shows. I'm
Speaker 2: coming to Dallas, Texas. We added a second show to
Speaker 2: that show, and I'm coming to San Antonio, Houston and Vancouver,
Speaker 2: British Columbia. We need, we need people to migrate back
Speaker 2: to sneaking to Canada for that show, so please do that.
Speaker 1: Yes, Aliben, thank you so much, Thank you for for
Speaker 1: being on. It is an absolute pleasure and honor. And
Speaker 1: I know that my listeners and watchers are gonna or
Speaker 1: watch is that a word anyways, and the people that
Speaker 1: are watching are gonna enjoy it. So thank you so much,
Speaker 1: you guys, and I'll catch you on the next episode
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