WEBVTT - Life and Laughs with Comedian Felipe Esparza

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<v Speaker 1>What up? Guys, Thank you so much for tuning in

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<v Speaker 1>to this episode of Cheeky's and Chill. I cannot believe

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<v Speaker 1>that we're already in August. The time is just going

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<v Speaker 1>like this made a boom. But the good thing is

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<v Speaker 1>we have another episode of Cheeky's and Chill and I

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<v Speaker 1>have a very special guest. And I'm sure you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>know who he is, and if you don't, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get to know him today. His name is Felipe Esparsa.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a comedian and a podcast host. He actually has

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<v Speaker 1>two podcasts. One is a comedy podcast called What's Up Foo,

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<v Speaker 1>and the other one is called Na Cispirito, which is

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<v Speaker 1>actually part of my podcast network, which you're gonna talk

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<v Speaker 1>about a little bit of that and other things. And

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<v Speaker 1>here he is, Felipe, What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually? This is someone threw a water balloon at me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy to have you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for having me, Thank you so wanting to be on.

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<v Speaker 1>The Really I need to go on your podcast, yes, anytime?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? So tell me what tell me? Okay, am

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<v Speaker 1>I saying it right? What's awful or soeful?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You say that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Cool? So Okay, tell me a little bit before we

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<v Speaker 1>get into all, you know everything else. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>know about your podcast. Tell me a little bit about

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<v Speaker 1>both of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. One of the podcasts called What's Up? Full Podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>We had that podcast since two thousand, I think twelve

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<v Speaker 2>or fourteen, I don't remember. Now we have we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to reach five hundred episodes. Nice, like by the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the summer or winter. Oh nice, So we've that

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<v Speaker 2>podcast was started. It was just a recorder. We just

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<v Speaker 2>lay right there. Bad sound. People complained, horrible sound, nothing

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<v Speaker 2>like this, nothing like this, and we just passed around talking. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was the whole thing. And it was just called

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<v Speaker 2>I was just interview people I met in the streets.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I interviewed some guy at Hollywood Boulevard addresses up

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<v Speaker 2>like the incredible Hole, you know, the ones yes for money, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And I interviewed a guy that came out of the

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<v Speaker 2>hospital with his son and and he he just looked

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<v Speaker 2>at me and go, hey, man, I voted for you

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<v Speaker 2>when I was in prison. He goes, how did you

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<v Speaker 2>get a phone in prison? But he was in prison

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<v Speaker 2>invoted for me on last coming Standing when I won

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<v Speaker 2>in twenty ten, a reality show. But he said that

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<v Speaker 2>he came on in prison recently, like a year ago,

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<v Speaker 2>because he was innocent the whole time. So he's in

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<v Speaker 2>his forties right now. When I met him, he was

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<v Speaker 2>in his early forties and he was locked up for

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five years.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>He was innocent the whole time. So the he told

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<v Speaker 2>me this whole story. While we're talking. I just met him.

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<v Speaker 2>We're telling me this whole story. He goes like, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I stop right there. Man, I have three episodes on

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<v Speaker 2>my podcast. You want to do the episode four or five?

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<v Speaker 2>He said, yeah. So he told out the whole podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>the whole story of my podcast, and he's doing good.

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<v Speaker 2>He went on to run for assembly man of the city.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>So I interviewed a lot of people like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. On what's that food?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Nice?

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<v Speaker 2>But nationally the end, that's just Birito. It's a scripted

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<v Speaker 2>podcast and with Sono on iHeart and it's a I

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<v Speaker 2>Never Rate a podcast documentary about the life of Roberto,

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<v Speaker 2>the creator of Nice, with interviews with the cast and producers, cameraman. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's his whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I learned a.

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<v Speaker 2>Lot of things on that show man like what they

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<v Speaker 2>call him just Pirito. Yeah, that was because just just

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<v Speaker 2>because he used to write for a show a lot

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<v Speaker 2>about too young to remember, a show called especially Me,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm the younger one here show and there were

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<v Speaker 2>two comedians and Jess Pirito was a writer on the

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<v Speaker 2>show okay, and one of the producers in the show

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<v Speaker 2>liked him so much because he will write sketches, rap

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<v Speaker 2>you though, man, Like give me a sketch, You'll write

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<v Speaker 2>it real fast, and then it was well thought off,

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<v Speaker 2>well formatted. So he called him a little shakespeare Capital,

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<v Speaker 2>a little shakespepireto and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice, that's interesting. I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ilen a lot of little details like that about the show.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool. And how are you looking? Like, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you've been doing that what's up food for like what

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<v Speaker 1>twelve years now? No? But what got you into podcasting?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what is it that made you want to like say,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to I want to do this.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a comedy network that didn't have a Latino

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<v Speaker 2>podcast on it. It was called I'm Still with Him

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<v Speaker 2>All Things Comedy. It was a studio started with two comedians,

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<v Speaker 2>Bill Burr, and Al Madrigo. He's on the show. He's

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<v Speaker 2>done a lo all right now, he plays the pothead.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And they got a bunch of comedians and they put

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<v Speaker 2>their money together and he got the studio like this one.

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<v Speaker 2>They got a studio so we could just come in

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<v Speaker 2>there and shoot the podcast, and they put it up

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<v Speaker 2>for us and they shared with revenue and they help

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<v Speaker 2>us get revenue, so we don't gonna pay a dime.

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<v Speaker 3>That was back then, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody now we have Now I have our own studio,

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<v Speaker 2>but that'd be back then. It would just come in there.

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<v Speaker 2>And but they asked me, They asked me, They asked

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<v Speaker 2>Jingo Bling. They had a bunch of other people on

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast. I was supposed to do a podcast with

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<v Speaker 2>Chingo Bling because he was moving to Los Angeles, but

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<v Speaker 2>then he moved back to Texas so we couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I ended up doing it on my own What's

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<v Speaker 2>Appful podcast? That's how I started and we're still going strong.

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<v Speaker 1>So who For those that may not know, who is Chispirito?

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<v Speaker 2>Chess Pirito is a character created by Roberto Yes, who

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<v Speaker 2>premiered in nineteen seventy four or two four or five,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, okay, but he was a spin off.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, there should be a show called the Tracy

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<v Speaker 2>Omens Show on Fox and it was like a comedy show.

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<v Speaker 2>British woman had a show on Fox in the early

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<v Speaker 2>early nineties or early eighties, late eighties, and she had

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<v Speaker 2>like a little party she gave her like a She

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<v Speaker 2>would throw Matt Granny a bone and he would show

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<v Speaker 2>the Simpsons on The Tracy Omens Show like a little snippet,

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<v Speaker 2>like he will be like a thirty second cartoon of

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<v Speaker 2>the Simpsons and then go She'll be like, okay, now

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<v Speaker 2>we have a time for the Simpsons in a British accent,

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<v Speaker 2>and they'll show her the Simpsons on her show. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's how the sam she started got famous on her show,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they had their own show. So Chespirito was

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<v Speaker 2>a snippet on a couple of Lena and Dula show

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<v Speaker 2>show and it was a chapatine show. It was called

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<v Speaker 2>Little Supid, Little super hen NEOs. See it with a

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<v Speaker 2>little snippet. So they got fired. Then they started just

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<v Speaker 2>Pirito and they called it travel Loo because the show premiered.

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<v Speaker 3>On Okay, I didn't know that either, and everything is h.

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<v Speaker 2>Just perito chapoline potio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, I'm like, I'm like going back right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going back right now. So we asked about why

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to start, like podcasting in general, but for

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<v Speaker 1>Nace that what why? I mean, what was like your passion?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean obviously your passion for cespirito, but like speak

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<v Speaker 1>as if you can explain to us as to why.

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<v Speaker 2>When I would asked to do the podcast, I was

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<v Speaker 2>confused about what I was doing because I also wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>paying attention. But why do you want to explain it

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<v Speaker 2>to me? You know that the third time I said,

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<v Speaker 2>oh I'm nail rating. Oh perfect, then that's I have

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<v Speaker 2>to write the whole thing. Yeah, So because there was

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<v Speaker 2>people to be a Spanish and then I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh wow, I just told her at the time what

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<v Speaker 2>they're saying, and they're gonna throw the me the host.

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<v Speaker 2>So my I know how to read Spanish perfect, Like yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I taught myself how to read somehow

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<v Speaker 2>when I was little. I never took a Spanish class,

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<v Speaker 2>and so when I got involved, I was super super

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<v Speaker 2>happy because I love Chess Pirito. I grew up watching

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<v Speaker 2>Jess Spirito, and I ches Pirito was like the only

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<v Speaker 2>show that that brought my family together, like we will

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<v Speaker 2>watch Novella's Chess Pedito Polyvoss. I don't think we ever

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<v Speaker 2>I watched English shows. I remember going to school and

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<v Speaker 2>my friends were talking about, Oh, man, did you watch

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<v Speaker 2>a different Strokes yesterday? Did you watch Facts Alive? Did

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<v Speaker 2>you watch the show? And I'm like, oh, I knew

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<v Speaker 2>it was like Novella, So I would say, did you

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<v Speaker 2>know what happened to Rosalvo and Jose this week?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel you saying?

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<v Speaker 2>So ches like are like a family member. And then

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<v Speaker 2>later on when my parents, like you get old, you

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<v Speaker 2>got older, I will watch just Pirito just to remind

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<v Speaker 2>myself of that one time when my family were together

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<v Speaker 2>and we were laughing and smiling patas and farting.

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<v Speaker 1>And farting and stuff. Yeah, honestly, it reminds me a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of my dad Chespirito and that it just brings

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of memories in my Grandma's house. And I

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<v Speaker 1>mean for sure, so it definitely brings that warm feeling

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<v Speaker 1>to the heart. So maybe that's why you're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like remembering all that as you're speaking about Chesspirito, you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about everything that that certain situation or certain memory brings. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you grow up and you watch us Pirito.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we live in a different world now, and people

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<v Speaker 2>are more woke and they see things differently now. So

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<v Speaker 2>you start watching just Pilito Away a Man a hair Man.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a show about a poor Mexican kid who's starving,

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<v Speaker 2>who lives in a barrow. Was a daughter time, And

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<v Speaker 2>there's this lady who thinks she's better than everybody, but

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<v Speaker 2>she's a side check to the teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, dude, I know you really did, but fuck

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<v Speaker 1>it's so oh my god, I love it. I still

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<v Speaker 1>I still have to bounce of.

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<v Speaker 2>Ball so outside the house so you would hear the

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<v Speaker 2>fat banking his mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Good times, good, good times. I've seen some of your

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<v Speaker 1>stand up, which I love. By the way, what when

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<v Speaker 1>did you discover I'm funny and I want to do

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<v Speaker 1>this for a living. When was that?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess when I finally got serious about it, when

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<v Speaker 2>I was sitting in rehab. I was in my twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>I was there for like all cracked out and and

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<v Speaker 2>I was. It was like in the middle of the

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<v Speaker 2>Angela's National Forest, so I was far from home. If

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to leave, I would have to walk through

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<v Speaker 2>the woods and then find a freeway, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>would have never made it. So I just started thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about it, you know, we started thinking about it. Laid

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<v Speaker 2>down on your bed and realize, man, you come home

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<v Speaker 2>from the club, or you reflect on your life and say, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't done ship. Then you had your brother and

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<v Speaker 2>a bunk bed on top of but you're the loser

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<v Speaker 2>up there. You got to baby mama up there. So

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<v Speaker 2>when I was in rehab, there was there's I'm Catholic.

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<v Speaker 2>I was born a Catholic, but there was the rehab

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<v Speaker 2>was non denomination, so they were if you could be Muslim,

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<v Speaker 2>Jewish and whatever, whatever nationality, whatever religious. So every Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 2>this Catholic brother, he would come from San Fernando Valley

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<v Speaker 2>to our camp. He was like, not to leave it there.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not a priest, yeah, but he goes does like

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<v Speaker 2>the priest dirty work. So he went to go talk

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<v Speaker 2>to us in the camp and he would just talk

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<v Speaker 2>to us. And one day he said, I write down

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<v Speaker 2>five things you want to do in your life. Then like,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't, like, nobody's ever asked me that. So everybody

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<v Speaker 2>started writing, I want to be Superman, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to be a batman, like forty year old man,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two year old guys. He goes, no, man, don't, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't talk about what superhero you want to be or

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<v Speaker 2>what you want to wish for. What do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to be in live? What you want to accomplish in life?

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<v Speaker 2>So all right, we've got the paper again. I wrote,

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<v Speaker 2>first comedian, you know, I want to be a comedian,

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<v Speaker 2>stand up comedian. Then the second I wrote, I'm want

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<v Speaker 2>to be sober or happy? Then third, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>go to eightily because I like Olive Garden meet, and

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<v Speaker 2>then four and five I just forgot. I didn't write

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<v Speaker 2>four and five, but I accomplished comedians. So yeah, sober,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll get out there. At least we're happy.

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<v Speaker 1>But you manifested it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't know what manifest was.

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<v Speaker 3>But you did.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when you write it down, you write it down

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<v Speaker 1>and it connects with the brain and then with the universe.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe in all that stuff, But that's dope, because honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>we love your gift. You make us proud. Latino's over

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<v Speaker 1>here is the and I right now. Something I just

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<v Speaker 1>learned from him, you guys, or about him? Should I say,

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<v Speaker 1>is that he's vegan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm vegan. People don't believe me. Say, what are

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<v Speaker 2>we crops? What do you dear, fran lettuce?

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<v Speaker 1>No? But how long you said you've been vegan for

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<v Speaker 1>twenty years?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I wish?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh nine oh nine?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and how do you feel? Why was that? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>curious because.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did I start off? Time?

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you why?

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<v Speaker 2>I was in that Kito's diet?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, same back then.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, it was called the Doctor.

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<v Speaker 3>Atkins diet, yes, the alkins, yes, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, and I was in that place called ketosis. If

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<v Speaker 2>you know you've been on that diet, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about explaining because I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>So a lot. It's it's fat and protein.

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<v Speaker 2>And yes, I was eating cheese and meat, that's it,

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<v Speaker 2>and that coax. No water, no salad, nothing, man, just

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<v Speaker 2>meat like I would get a hamburger, just eat the

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<v Speaker 2>meat in the cheese. So anyways, I got constemplated. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even know. And conation, yeah, man, I have to

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<v Speaker 2>go to a la masque class with pregnant women to

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<v Speaker 2>take that ship out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how long were you consimplated for? O?

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<v Speaker 2>My god, three days.

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<v Speaker 1>The longest I've been consipated is four days. That ship

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<v Speaker 1>is horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought my cold, I thought I thought my coling exploded.

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<v Speaker 2>By the time I use the restroom, I had a

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<v Speaker 2>hemorrhoid and I never had one before. Man, it feels

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<v Speaker 2>like you're being raped by a ghost that night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's horrible, horrible, horrible. So then yes, sideways, Yes

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<v Speaker 1>you got a sideway, you sit anyway. You're just like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>those those are really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Preparation h helps preparation age, yes, man. Or shoving a

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<v Speaker 2>ice creab up your butt? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Really serious?

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously main tea man, So it's like blowing cool air

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<v Speaker 2>on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I try that though, because I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like, what if it gets in the other hole burn?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. So okay, so okay. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why you became vegan because you're like my

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<v Speaker 1>digestive system.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, no more meat after this because you had too.

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<v Speaker 1>Much meat cheese okay. Yeah, and you probably feel better,

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<v Speaker 1>your sinuses are better without the cheese. Yeah, that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>what my long term goal is. I would love to

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<v Speaker 1>be vegan. I tried it, and it's just I tried

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<v Speaker 1>vegetarian and then I pescatarian and no, that's tight. That's

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<v Speaker 1>tight because that's latinos. We eat a lot of like

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't miss it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I do miss it. Yeah I smell it. But

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<v Speaker 2>sometime when I hang out with people who eat meat,

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<v Speaker 2>which is the whole time, I let them like, if

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<v Speaker 2>we're eating somewhere and goes, what TALKO should I get bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Get get there? Bro? It looked good and lemon bro

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<v Speaker 2>where when you meet people like I remember I went

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<v Speaker 2>out with a woman and she was a meat eater

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<v Speaker 2>and like she likes lengua, she likes them burritos right,

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<v Speaker 2>and like with no cilantro and no no cilantro, no

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<v Speaker 2>one yees.

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<v Speaker 3>No salsa man, nothing cinema, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Some lemon and nothing else, no beans, no rice. She

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<v Speaker 2>just eats like that. Man. And I remember man looking

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<v Speaker 2>at her eating it like hyena. Man here with my

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<v Speaker 2>little boca burger, looking at her, a little veggie burger.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean that's what I was anaswer if you

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<v Speaker 1>miss it? So I mean veggie burger. Yeah, burgers are

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<v Speaker 1>good actually, but that's discipline though, because it's it's I

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<v Speaker 1>tried it. It's very it's it's tough, but it's so

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<v Speaker 1>much better for your health and your digestic for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of everything that I miss because you could do

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<v Speaker 2>plicate some stuff but not everything. But there's something you

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<v Speaker 2>can't do plicate vegan and the seafood. And I missed

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<v Speaker 2>maricos Man is driving down Downy or hunch Park, Inglewood.

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<v Speaker 1>Those areas Inglewood has yes and little Wood.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually men of those areas, it's usually a body shop

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<v Speaker 2>place or a play with the Frisians. Usually like a little.

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<v Speaker 1>A little like on the wall. Those are the best ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Next to a guy we're having a flag for the

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<v Speaker 2>auto body, for.

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<v Speaker 1>The auto body or the foot. But you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't make it. You can make it. It kind of

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<v Speaker 1>tastes or no.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I met I met it with a

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<v Speaker 2>cauliflower flower.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, yeah, cauliflower. I did that too. I've tried that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean like it's a lot of like gives

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<v Speaker 1>me a lot of gas. Yeah man, yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>got to stay with from califlower. So talking about being vegan.

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<v Speaker 1>You're married, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she is.

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<v Speaker 1>She a began.

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<v Speaker 2>She was actually raised vegan.

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<v Speaker 1>Her mom, so that makes it easier.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but when she met me she would not. I

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<v Speaker 2>got her not to be vegan with Jack in the Box,

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<v Speaker 2>and she fell in love and she found.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so then you unveganized her. And then now you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are both vegan. Now yes, okay, how long have

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<v Speaker 1>you guys been married?

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<v Speaker 2>Since? Twenty fourteen?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice?

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<v Speaker 2>I remember? The date is twelve thirty and fourteen, twelve

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen fourteen?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice? I like that was that on purpose?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, it just happened that way.

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<v Speaker 1>It just happened that way. See look at that, it's

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<v Speaker 1>fate twelve thirteen fourteen. That's tight. Nice. And how does

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<v Speaker 1>she feel about did she meet you? As like, how

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys meet? I'm she knowsy.

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<v Speaker 2>She was a waitress at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice?

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<v Speaker 2>It was like her first day she was shadowing another

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<v Speaker 2>waitress that I learned the ropes.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh? Oh nice?

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<v Speaker 3>Then what I said, right there?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you guys have kids.

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<v Speaker 2>She emailed me and she goes, you want to hit

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<v Speaker 2>a bull?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, hell, yeah, nice that's my kind of girl.

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<v Speaker 1>It was love.

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<v Speaker 2>It was kind of a little no we have no kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Tried though, Yeah, me too, I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 2>We tried to. We had our own podcast at one time.

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<v Speaker 2>It was called Inchilada Casserole. Really Yeah, her and I

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<v Speaker 2>and we talked about having a baby, and we stopped.

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<v Speaker 2>We stopped doing a podcast, but we talked about having

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<v Speaker 2>a miscarriage because I think she had like three of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just went to carriage.

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<v Speaker 2>The difficulties of she had a I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>they called when the baby is in there, but it

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<v Speaker 2>died in there still board right, pard.

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<v Speaker 1>Epo topic topic pregnancy, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it showed that on a test that she was pregnant,

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<v Speaker 2>but the embryo had passed away inside already. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but it showed pregnancy. The doctor confirmed that I was dead,

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<v Speaker 2>and I remember we were at the All of You

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<v Speaker 2>Hospital in Silmar and I didn't know. I didn't know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we had to get the removed, right, It was

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<v Speaker 2>like it was like an emergency abortion. Yeah, but they

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't do it there because they're a Catholic church.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh shoot, so I didn't know that the DNC nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't know that Catholic churches in America have

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<v Speaker 2>the right to deny an abortion even if that situation

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<v Speaker 2>did not know that, So she had to go get

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<v Speaker 2>confirmation from the doctor to show up, tell the doctor

0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:26.919
<v Speaker 2>there at the Catholic Church capital all of you that

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<v Speaker 2>the baby is dead inside when you take it out,

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<v Speaker 2>so they wouldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>That become very toxic for her, So she.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't do it, so she had to get like she

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<v Speaker 2>had to her body ended up pulling it out on

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<v Speaker 2>her own. But what in time? Then she had like

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<v Speaker 2>a she got like hysterectomy. A lot of the bathtub

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<v Speaker 2>happened because they couldn't take it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, see that's the thing, Like it's I yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just had a miscarriage. And they didn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>do the DNC, but they said that they needed to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure everything was out because it can become very

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<v Speaker 1>toxic for the woman. You know what I mean, Like

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta you know so, But I'm glad you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are still together and strong.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And as a comedian, my wife said, try to

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<v Speaker 2>make that funny, and I said, challenge accepted. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>my wife had ended up having two miscarriages. I ended

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<v Speaker 2>up cheating her, got her pregnant, told my wife or

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<v Speaker 2>the miracle baby, oh my.

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<v Speaker 3>Ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Challenge accepted.

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<v Speaker 1>Challenge accepted.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trepting on the candy you got outside? Man,

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<v Speaker 2>what candy like? There's these like these little jello shots starters.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, dude, these are let me see these are yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>kids need to stay away from these actually, but but

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<v Speaker 1>they're good. They're delicious little little yeah some.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'm going right here, man, what this is?

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<v Speaker 2>Still strong? Don't get offended of your Japanese.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, is it chrongful?

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<v Speaker 2>I posted out my story. I didn't tag you so

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<v Speaker 2>you won't get in trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>But I thought I.

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<v Speaker 2>Love I think a flavor too. It's called chang finishing it.

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<v Speaker 1>But honestly, you're that. You're as funny as I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you would be. How do you describe your your humor?

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<v Speaker 1>Though I don't know dark, I was gonna ask you,

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<v Speaker 1>is it dark?

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<v Speaker 2>Black?

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<v Speaker 1>Funny?

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<v Speaker 3>Hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I have well, I used to be my brothers

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<v Speaker 2>and I we have love a big family like six

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<v Speaker 2>of us, and my sister too. She used to be

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<v Speaker 2>standing up.

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<v Speaker 1>I've tried it peace standing up it. It's a little

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of hard, but go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't they make something you can put on?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I have it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that? I remember I have it in

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<v Speaker 2>my person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a little like tubeto that you put right there

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<v Speaker 1>and you could just stand up. You could pee standing

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<v Speaker 1>up because you know, yeah, when you go camping or

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<v Speaker 1>hiking or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, man, Well, a lot of women being public. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>you never been in traffic on the way to Dodger

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<v Speaker 2>Stadium and you gotta pull out and you tell your

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<v Speaker 2>husband me Alesian Park.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have a friend that peees everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>She hates public she.

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<v Speaker 1>Hates public restrooms, piece anywhere and everywhere. One time we

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<v Speaker 1>were at I can't tell you guys her name, but

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<v Speaker 1>she's been on the podcast. She peed in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of a dance floor once in West Hollywood. I see,

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<v Speaker 1>she just said the line is too long, and she

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<v Speaker 1>just started peeing in the middle of the dance floor.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, a big ass puddle.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys splashing everywhere, and you know, anyways, Tom wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine there was a bit of a guy laying down

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<v Speaker 2>on the floor. It would have been happy.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, A golden shower. Yeah, is there something that

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<v Speaker 1>she will go play? She's like, play, what play?

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine if it washed it was a real Imagine if

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<v Speaker 2>it was a real golden shower, and the guy laid

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<v Speaker 2>that what happened, he faced, all great, it was fake

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<v Speaker 2>gold It was.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. She's gonna be so pissed when she

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<v Speaker 1>sees this. But at least I did to say her name,

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<v Speaker 1>right to her name.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you later. So what's your hobby? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you do?

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<v Speaker 2>People don't know that. But I practiced the piano. I

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<v Speaker 2>think I know how to play the piano, and I

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<v Speaker 2>know how to play. I know how to play. I

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<v Speaker 2>know how to play that song by do you cat

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<v Speaker 2>which one? Bitch? I said what I said. I'd rather

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<v Speaker 2>be famous and say I let all that shape get

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<v Speaker 2>to my head. Bitch, I paint the tongue red. She's

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<v Speaker 2>the devil, She's a battle I started concert Europe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, that's tie okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So the ukle, yeah you don't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>And the piano. That's one thing that when people ask me,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you regret? I regret now learning an instrument.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's never too late, right, I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>It's never too late. Man, you can I learn on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice? Nice? When When when did you start.

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<v Speaker 2>The ukulele? Probably like seven years ago? Man? And oh good?

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<v Speaker 2>I know how to play they heaven and they're real good.

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<v Speaker 2>Another play some songs. Yeah, but I don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>to read music though, so I just go by. But

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<v Speaker 2>their fingers are doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, that's good because that's what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>Also on the keyboard, it's like I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Playing guitar hero the guitar heroes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the letters, the colors come down to their keys. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>so just follow the keys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dope, look at you. I'm going to try. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to learn. I have little fingers, so you.

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<v Speaker 3>Think I can play the piano, harmonica?

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<v Speaker 1>Harmonica? Ship these little fingers zoom. I used to play

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<v Speaker 1>the flute in school. Just little numbers one, two, three

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<v Speaker 1>for five. I mean that's it, that's it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually you can play the guitar, yeah, probab yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh the guitar you think, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And the piano okay, I'll try.

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<v Speaker 2>You have the right finger for a piano. They're kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Long, really, I feel like they're short and stuffy.

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<v Speaker 2>But the things you get through faster Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say Philip told me to do it. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have a favorite color? I want to ask people

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<v Speaker 1>like green, green.

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<v Speaker 2>Green, and blue. Why I'm just wearing it because it's

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<v Speaker 2>the only that was that was in a dryer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like it though, I love Actually red is

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<v Speaker 1>is one of my favorite colors. Yeah. So you have

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<v Speaker 1>a comedy special debuting on Netflix. Tell us about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a just actually filmed the podcast in Sacramento

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<v Speaker 2>a month ago and they're editing in it right now.

0:26:52.680 --> 0:26:54.560
<v Speaker 2>My wife directed it. A list as parts that she

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<v Speaker 2>directed it, executive produced, and she's editing right now. So

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna try to sell that podcast to Netflix. It's

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<v Speaker 2>called Raging Fool.

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<v Speaker 1>Raging Fool.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's the idea for on that movie. But the

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<v Speaker 2>narrow Raging boot.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. Okay, nice because.

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<v Speaker 2>That movie is about boxing. Right. But at the end

0:27:12.840 --> 0:27:15.119
<v Speaker 2>of the movie when his life and ship, you know,

0:27:15.359 --> 0:27:18.359
<v Speaker 2>you know, everybody their hides and lows. I like staying

0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:20.959
<v Speaker 2>in the mid in the middle, ye, just right right.

0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:23.480
<v Speaker 2>I like be in the middle, like he's famous. Are

0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 2>you famous? Now? Man? You have to ask you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you get recognized never.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, right here, Yeah, we were like, can you

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<v Speaker 1>look like I'm like j loo, oh thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how we get stuff like that too, like, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's different for me and people. You look like some

0:27:39.840 --> 0:27:41.920
<v Speaker 2>hiks fat brother, so.

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<v Speaker 1>You kind of do look like someone.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody told me that man.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, but they said the other part, you know, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a man if you drank all the water like

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<v Speaker 2>Moana's dad's dad. That's the care a makeover.

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<v Speaker 1>That's also the way.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're so your father.

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<v Speaker 1>Is your does your wife still left it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like everything?

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<v Speaker 1>I love it? Okay, good? I was just after being

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<v Speaker 1>together for so long. I mean, because you're freaking funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, and she's a director.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's dope.

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:23.680
<v Speaker 2>She's smarter than me, so you gotta that's why I

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<v Speaker 2>work opposite.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's why it works. I'm you know, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just yeah, I just recently got married and I'm smart

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<v Speaker 1>married a month? Yeah a month?

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<v Speaker 2>How long were you're married before.

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<v Speaker 1>I got Yes, I was married before. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>a little like just kidding moment, like just just for

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<v Speaker 1>pretend many rice, Yeah, exactly, just to see and then

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<v Speaker 1>I figured it out and now I'm married for real.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm married, But I got like three baby mamas.

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<v Speaker 2>I got kids the same age to the twins, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm different moms?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay the same? Yeah? Is it for real? No? No, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, wait a second, I have three.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a daughter, she lives in Sweden.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, free healthcare, yes nice?

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<v Speaker 2>And I have a two grandkids.

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<v Speaker 1>How does your daughter?

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:19.040
<v Speaker 2>My daughter was born in like nine and she's thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice. Okay, you have to grand How does that feel?

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<v Speaker 3>Being a gland dad feels good?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>My mom always said that she loved her grandchildren more

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<v Speaker 1>than she loved her own kids. She said it was

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<v Speaker 1>a different type of love.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's weird, like to see your mom being nice

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<v Speaker 2>to your kids, you know, and like you're like, who

0:29:36.680 --> 0:29:37.320
<v Speaker 2>is this bitch?

0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:41.920
<v Speaker 3>You're like, I was like, wow, bitch, you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>I make cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>I would tell my mom like, Mom, you would have

0:29:46.640 --> 0:29:48.440
<v Speaker 1>never let us do that. She's like, yeah, I just

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:50.360
<v Speaker 1>give I just get to give her love, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>little Jaylave.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I try every young mom out there. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't ever ever in your life, ever ever

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<v Speaker 2>ever your mom and ask if you can watch your kids,

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<v Speaker 2>big mistake, you show up. We are with your kids

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<v Speaker 2>there and as soon as they start eating, you moonwalk

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<v Speaker 2>out of their moonwalk.

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<v Speaker 1>I never learned how to do the moonwalk ever. I tried.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay well. I mean, do you have any any marriage

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<v Speaker 1>advice for me at all? Anything like is there a

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<v Speaker 1>secret or something I should know?

0:30:22.760 --> 0:30:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Like do everything together? Man, go to a strip bars together?

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<v Speaker 1>Everything together?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, do small weed together? Love that want of Hong

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<v Speaker 2>Kong together?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I wanted him to take you to Hong Kong,

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<v Speaker 1>but he said no because it's too dangerous. So thank you,

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:38.480
<v Speaker 1>thank you for coming on.

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<v Speaker 2>Right here.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, your take, he's taking it with him. He

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<v Speaker 1>loved it, drinking his coffee out of it with a straw.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it, but that's your souvenir. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>being on. I enjoyed the conversation. I hope you guysed

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<v Speaker 1>it too, And oh, share your socials.

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<v Speaker 2>Please catch me at philippiworld dot com. That's my website.

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<v Speaker 2>You can find all my because all my shows. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>coming to Dallas, Texas. We added a second show to

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<v Speaker 2>that show, and I'm coming to San Antonio, Houston and Vancouver,

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<v Speaker 2>British Columbia. We need, we need people to migrate back

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<v Speaker 2>to sneaking to Canada for that show, so please do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Aliben, thank you so much, Thank you for for

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<v Speaker 1>being on. It is an absolute pleasure and honor. And

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<v Speaker 1>I know that my listeners and watchers are gonna or

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<v Speaker 1>watch is that a word anyways, and the people that

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<v Speaker 1>are watching are gonna enjoy it. So thank you so much,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, and I'll catch you on the next episode

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