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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's getting into the exercise game

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Speaker 1: with a new invention, the self driving treadmill, a moving

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Speaker 1: treadmill that takes you on a scenic tour around your

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Speaker 1: neighborhood as you jog, but it has no breaks and

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Speaker 1: can't stop till it runs out of batteries.

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Speaker 2: Ah, it's like one of those people movers that the.

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Speaker 3: It's like jogging, but more dangerous.

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Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser.

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Speaker 3: Those other joghogs just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of the number one

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Speaker 1: state for awesomeness, Yes, Florida. A few nights ago, cops

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Speaker 1: pulled over a car when they saw the driver, forty

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Speaker 1: one year old Lauren Riley, was not wearing a seat belt,

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Speaker 1: and then they noticed the passenger was moving things around suspiciously.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I did the same thing as a self effect.

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Speaker 1: Bought a drug paraphernalia. So they launched a full search

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Speaker 1: of the vehicle, and wouldn't you know it, inside Lauren's

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Speaker 1: purse they found a ziplock labeled bag of drugs.

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Speaker 2: Don't imagine it like a label maker. I mean, you

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Speaker 2: get one of those label makers and you really do

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Speaker 2: want to make a label for everything. Has another ziplock

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Speaker 2: back of it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now I see it contained crack cocaine, powdered cocaine,

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Speaker 1: crystal math, xanax pills, and.

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Speaker 3: Other nefarious drugs. There's more.

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Speaker 1: There was also a needle straws, a metal spoon, and

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Speaker 1: four glass pipes.

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Speaker 3: D I hear that, and I think that she must

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Speaker 3: be a mother. She's coming prepared.

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Speaker 2: This is like a street pharmacy.

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Speaker 1: So the cops told her that, yes, her bag was

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Speaker 1: accurately labeled. Lauren was arrested on a variety of felony

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Speaker 1: charges and a misdemeanor paraphernalia account. So she's in jail

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Speaker 1: and her big bag of drugs is being held in

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Speaker 1: police evidence lockers. Man, maybe get a little more creative

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Speaker 1: next time when you're hiding your drug stash, like, definitely

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Speaker 1: not a bag of drugs.

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Speaker 2: Y exactly, she would have even been arrested.

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Speaker 1: His next laser story is out of Michigan. What's in

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Speaker 1: your spam folder right now?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I just deleted all of my spam. You guys, you

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Speaker 2: can go in and select all. It takes like five minutes,

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Speaker 2: but it'll go Wow.

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Speaker 3: Too late to find out for brook.

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Speaker 1: But it probably had thousands of newsletters nobody reads marketing junk,

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Speaker 1: and a lot of phishing scams.

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Speaker 3: Well that's what you think.

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Speaker 1: But a fifty four year old woman named Lucy was

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Speaker 1: going through her spam folder earlier this month and found

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Speaker 1: a strange email saying she'd won a lottery prize of

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Speaker 1: two hundred and seven thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: They email you if you win. That also sounds like

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Speaker 2: a fishing scam.

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Speaker 1: It I get that seems like an obvious trap, but

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Speaker 1: she wasn't sure, so she clicked on the link in

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Speaker 1: the email.

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Speaker 2: At least just call the laundy.

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Speaker 1: Her computer shut down, viruses everywhere, unfixable.

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Speaker 3: That was a laser story your next I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: She clicked the link, and turns out she actually was

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Speaker 1: the big winner of over two hundred thousand dollars. I mean,

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Speaker 1: no matter what would have deleted that, you wouldn't evaluate

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Speaker 1: how they notify winner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It turns out Lucy unknowingly had been earning big cash

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Speaker 1: second chance drawing entries by playing certain online lottery games,

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Speaker 1: and that's how she did it, She told the local news.

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Speaker 1: I was confused when I came across an email from

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Speaker 1: the Michigan Lottery and my spam folder saying I'd won.

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Speaker 1: After looking into it, I figured out it was real.

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Speaker 2: Oh can register your scratch tickets, even the losers. You

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Speaker 2: can register and look on the back.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like the lesson here is always click

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Speaker 1: on the spam link, which is not going to.

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Speaker 2: End for ninety nine percent of people.

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Speaker 3: You never know.

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Speaker 1: She added that she plans to use her winnings to

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Speaker 1: pay bills and invest, probably with a Nigerian print snowing.

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Speaker 3: This next Lazer stories out.

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Speaker 1: Of water World, pickleball is obviously having a moment, and now,

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Speaker 1: thanks to a yacht charter company called Via Croatia, the

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Speaker 1: game is going aquatic water pickleball. I'm gonna show my

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Speaker 1: host the picture of it. It's going to be up

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Speaker 1: on our Insta stories.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be like Polo, you're not.

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Speaker 3: Submerged in it.

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Speaker 1: But this, this boating company has built a custom floating

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Speaker 1: pickleball court on the Adriatic seabow.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it looks like it looks like just exactly what

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Speaker 2: Jeff described like a big dock.

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Speaker 1: Essentially, it's attached to the side of the boat and

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Speaker 1: it gets anchored down so players can securely play and

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Speaker 1: enjoy the backdrop of clear blue waters. W The boat

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Speaker 1: itself is outfitted with fifteen cabins and twelve crew so

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Speaker 1: that court can fit up to thirty players in France.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. And then when you lose the ball, you

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Speaker 2: just jump in and get it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The yacht also comes loaded with other water toys like

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Speaker 1: jet skis, a water slide, wakeboard, two Jacuzzi's kayaks, and

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Speaker 1: a yacht pool.

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Speaker 2: This is an experience will never afford.

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Speaker 1: After the aquatic fun, you can watch a movie in

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Speaker 1: your own cinema, get a massage, or feast on some

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Speaker 1: freshly cooked seafood with cocktails at sunset.

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Speaker 2: Got a nice tip toy right here, a popular.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you should tip the people that work on the

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Speaker 1: boat too, that's a good idea.

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Speaker 2: Are you in the newsletter for this yacht? Is that

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Speaker 2: what it is like?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I think Jeff gets a commission.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a little family secret that you've decided to share

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Speaker 1: it with everybody. This next laser story is out of

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Speaker 1: the interwebs. If someone texted you LWK y Would you

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Speaker 1: know what that meant?

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Speaker 3: Let's work you Nope, just stop.

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Speaker 1: It's answer low key lw ky lwky.

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Speaker 3: Low t just one more phrase.

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Speaker 1: Gen Z has opted to redefine for the English language.

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Speaker 3: I mean before you know, we're just not going to

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Speaker 3: use valels anymore.

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Speaker 4: It's nice to take them out of.

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Speaker 2: Everything when you're nexting. It's so nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, according to Google, that's the acronym that's hitting an

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Speaker 1: all time high in searches this year. So the search

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Speaker 1: giant went back through the last ten years of data

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Speaker 1: and looked at all the different acronyms that have peaked

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Speaker 1: in our culture.

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Speaker 3: Okay, see how many of these you know?

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Speaker 1: In twenty fifteen, it was TBH to be honest, to

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Speaker 1: be honest twenty sixteen, wyde, what you doing? We started

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Speaker 1: that one with what you're doing at the courthouse? Oh right,

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Speaker 1: way to go us. Twenty seventeen TFW till further notice?

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Speaker 2: No will?

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Speaker 1: I thought FTW TFWW that feeling.

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Speaker 2: When oh, okay, never use that one. Maybe I don't

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Speaker 2: feel it.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that it doesn't wear like memes or something.

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Speaker 3: Twenty eighteen. S m h shaking my head, my head.

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Speaker 1: Twenty nine I'm smh listening to this whole twenty nineteen

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Speaker 3: Page, for you page, I'm very inappropriate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like before you tab on TikTok twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 1: one four three seven any any guesses one four three seven?

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Speaker 3: What's one four three? I love you? I love you?

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Speaker 1: And then the seven is forever I has one letter,

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Speaker 1: love has four, you has three, Forever has seven letters.

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Speaker 3: So one four three seven, Okay, I know it, I

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Speaker 3: knew it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody ouse yo girl text me the equation.

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Speaker 3: So baby in twenty twenty two, I.

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Speaker 1: Y k y k if you know you know last

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Speaker 3: k y, which is why.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember. That's right.

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Speaker 4: Work me with now low key, which this guy uses

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Speaker 4: all the time, keeping it low key in the swamp tonight,

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Speaker 4: just him a Nike Cross trainer in a bottle of

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Speaker 4: Night Trail.

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Speaker 2: He's hike.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that Soundian's laser Stroys has come to an

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Speaker 3: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 3: on Monday,