1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,560 Speaker 1: Brought to you by the all New Toyota Corolla. Welcome 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: to Stuff you Should Know from how Stuff Works dot com. Hey, 3 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,959 Speaker 1: and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, and there's 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: Charles W. Chuck Bryant and Jerry's over there. So this 5 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,440 Speaker 1: is stuff you should know the podcast. Jerry with her 6 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: face tattoos, fipster Maory wanna be Mariya thoughts Maori Maori? Yeah, 7 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: we just looked at the pronunciation. I was sure Chuck 8 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 1: was right because he picked this article. But it looks 9 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: like mayori. It seems like that should be an acceptable 10 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: pronunciation as well. I know, and you know we have 11 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,959 Speaker 1: lots of quiet fans. They're in New Zealand. Hey, everybody, 12 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,879 Speaker 1: and so this is for you. And if you're not 13 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: from New Zealand all the other ones, you shouldn't be 14 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 1: listening to just this one. Uh, if you're not from 15 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: New Zealand, then I think you'll enjoyed anyway, because um, 16 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 1: indigenous tribes are interesting. Plus those of you outside New 17 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 1: Zealand won't know how much stuff we got wrong. That's right. Yeah, 18 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:08,919 Speaker 1: So chuckers, yes, were you familiar with the Maori ahead 19 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 1: of time? Did you know most of this stuff from 20 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,479 Speaker 1: this article. No, I had seen the movie Once We're Warriors, 21 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: and that was my introduction to them. Is that right 22 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 1: many years ago? Yeah, that was the one that won 23 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: a bunch of Academy awards, right, or I'm thinking a 24 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: Whale Rider, You're thinking a Whale Rider? But um, yeah, 25 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 1: Once We're Warriors is not I feel good movie. Is 26 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 1: it a documentary, No, it's a it's um just a 27 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: regular narrative feature. But it's uh, it shows sort of 28 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: the dark side of the modern Maori, with like propensities 29 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: for violence and crime and alcoholism. So basically it's like, 30 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: I guess anyone who hears the story in the US 31 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: will be like this sounds familiar. An indigenous group pushed 32 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: around and completely obliterated by uh Europeans. Yeah, and then 33 00:01:55,880 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: later on perhaps suffering from alcoholism and and further marginalization, 34 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: trying to hang onto a culture that is not well, 35 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: it exists. But I don't want to spoil anything. Well, 36 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 1: I think, okay, So my my, uh, the extent that 37 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 1: I came to figure out my awareness of the Maori 38 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: um culture, it's my familiarity with Mike Tyson's face tattoo 39 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,640 Speaker 1: and Um, the fact that there's such a thing as 40 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:28,360 Speaker 1: tribal tattoos and that those are mostly rooted in Maori 41 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: uh tattooing. And in fact, the Maori they didn't necessarily 42 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 1: come up with tattooing. They're directly descended from the people 43 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 1: who did. But they had a specific kind of tattoo, 44 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: a specific method of tattooing. I should say that kind 45 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:47,119 Speaker 1: of um gains them the status of the toughest tattoo 46 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: people around, and that they used not needles but chisels 47 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 1: to do their tattoos, which are called the tomoco. Yeah, 48 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: tom moko two words I think so, No, I mean 49 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: it's two words of moco is the face tattoo specifically, 50 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: I think right. Um, there's another type of tattoo that's 51 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,839 Speaker 1: not quite as um spiritual as well, we'll find out, 52 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: called kiri two hey and um that's kind of more 53 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: like the tribal bands you see around people's arms and 54 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: things like that. Yeah. Like, if you're a hipster with 55 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:28,639 Speaker 1: mocho face tattoos and you're from um, Michigan, then you're 56 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: gonna be frowned upon by real Maori people because you 57 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: shouldn't have a moco on your face. No, you should 58 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: have the other one because that's not as sacred, right, 59 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I know what you're saying. 60 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: And the question is do the people who have these 61 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: face tattoos know what you're saying. I don't know. I've 62 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: seen these white dudes with it, and I'm just like, 63 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: you know you're not Maori. Well I was. When I 64 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: was looking up like Mike Tyson Maori face tattoo, Like, 65 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: a whole slew of articles came up about how he was. 66 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 1: His visa was canceled before a trip to New Zealand. 67 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 1: It was like, and was it because he had faced tattoo? 68 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: No criminal past? Which makes sense? Yeah? And I don't his. 69 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: I don't think his is amoco. I think it's just 70 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 1: a face tattoo. Okay, let's get into it, man, because 71 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: there's much more to it than face statoos. Yeah. So 72 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: the Maori are credited as being the first um settlers 73 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: of New Zealand. The thing is, there's a lot of 74 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: controversy around this. I should say in academic circles, it's 75 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: um typically accepted, widely accepted, and that it's been proven 76 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 1: that the Maori were the original settlers of New Zealand. Um, 77 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,280 Speaker 1: there are other circles that are like, no, there's there's 78 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: there's evidence that they're not the Maori zone. Oral history 79 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: says that there are people there before them. There's evidence 80 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: here there. But for the most part, if you believe 81 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: that in academic circles, you are considered fringe dweller. Right, 82 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: So for the most part that the generally accepted ideas 83 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: that the Maori settled New Zealand from Polynesia somewhere between 84 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: uh twelve eighty and fourteen fifty. Yeah, and they came 85 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 1: over on canoes, on ocean canoes that they still used today. 86 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 1: And um, they supposedly came from a mythical land called Hawaiki. 87 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 1: But um, these days scholars will say, what that probably 88 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: is is a combo of some real places. Um, Tahiti, 89 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:24,359 Speaker 1: Samoa in the Cook Islands. Yeah, it's made of tomato exactly. 90 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: But they got to New Zealand and they named it 91 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 1: uh uh Otowa And there's a lot of pronunciations in here. 92 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 1: We might not get exactly right by the way, I 93 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 1: think that might be right. Actually, Oh to Rowa, I'm 94 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: gonna say the a is silent. I don't think so 95 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:43,679 Speaker 1: it's capitalized even that means land of the long white cloud, 96 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,560 Speaker 1: right and in other words, it's the Maori name for 97 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: New Zealand. Yeah. Um, And we should say that when 98 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: the Maori arrived, they arrived as they didn't describe themselves 99 00:05:55,560 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: or self describe as Maori until the Europeans came. Before then, 100 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: it was just desparate tribes that were familiar with one another. 101 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: But they settled. Uh. It's believed either in close together 102 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: waves or like pretty much all at once heading out 103 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 1: from Polynesia, arriving and saying okay, let's go to war. 104 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: Pretty much. The name means ordinary or common. And they 105 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 1: were and are tough people, right. And the reason Maori 106 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 1: means ordinary or common is they're referring to themselves in 107 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:30,479 Speaker 1: comparison to white Europeans who, right, and their knickers in 108 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 1: their fancy hats with feathers and the muskets. Yeah, so 109 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:40,280 Speaker 1: that's not very ordinary, especially compared to Maori. Um. And 110 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,839 Speaker 1: they had a name for them, uh pakeha. Yes, those 111 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: are white Europeans who came colon settlers. Anybody who wasn't 112 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 1: Maori ordinary? Very true? Um. And like we said, they 113 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,719 Speaker 1: were tough, they were very fierce. Um. When they battled 114 00:06:55,760 --> 00:07:00,200 Speaker 1: one of the trophies that they would and you know 115 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,600 Speaker 1: a lot of tribes you'll see do this that we'll 116 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,679 Speaker 1: put the old head on the steak as a trophy. 117 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,480 Speaker 1: Very tough. Um. And then something else we'll get into 118 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: in a minute is very important to them called mana, 119 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: which is a power or prestige, and uh, there was 120 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 1: a lot of fighting going on when the mana was 121 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 1: challenged or disrupted basically sort of like, um, you insult me, 122 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: so we're gonna go to go to war, right, But 123 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 1: all of this was extremely structured. Um. The Maori wars 124 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 1: were typically held in the fall after the harvest, right 125 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 1: yeah football season. Yeah. Um, let's a really good analogy. Uh. 126 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,920 Speaker 1: They would use weapons um that were usually clubs. There 127 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: were a short range battle clubs called kaika uh, and 128 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 1: then there were clubs that had a cutting edge that 129 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 1: were called patu. These are the most typical weapons used 130 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 1: in these battles. And you would get brained and creamed 131 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:04,120 Speaker 1: and be up to heck. Yeah. But as far as 132 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 1: loss of life goes compared to firearms, there was there 133 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: were relatively few. Yeah. It sort of reminded me of 134 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: the old gang fights back in the day, like when 135 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 1: you would get together with your chains and your clubs 136 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:21,440 Speaker 1: and hit each other and fight. Yeah, and then you 137 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 1: would walk away with your bruises and your scrapes and um, 138 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: not a lot of loss of life, right, But the 139 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:30,960 Speaker 1: the intent was the same. It was the vanquished people 140 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 1: to get control of their land, to make them move 141 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:38,280 Speaker 1: to more populated, less fertile areas. Um. And like you said, 142 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 1: it was to gain mana or prestige for your tribe. Um. 143 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 1: Everything changed once the Europeans came and brought firearms, as 144 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 1: is the pretty by now familiar narrative for anybody who's 145 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:57,079 Speaker 1: listened to one of our cultural historical episodes. Yeah, it's 146 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,439 Speaker 1: pretty interesting that it follows about the same path all 147 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,560 Speaker 1: over the world. You know, the boomstick comes in, the 148 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: white folks come in with the boomstick and the powder, 149 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,440 Speaker 1: the boom powder, and then things change, um. And things 150 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 1: changed by the Maori gaining access to some of these guns. Um. 151 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:14,439 Speaker 1: And it says here you know, they would trade things 152 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 1: like pigs and flax and potatoes. But I watched the 153 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 1: documentary last night and six, as the documentarian said, was 154 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:30,600 Speaker 1: the big trading coinage basically what it was six? What 155 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:35,559 Speaker 1: is that s e x six? He kept saying it though, 156 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,400 Speaker 1: you know, in that Kiwi accent, which is one of 157 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,400 Speaker 1: my favorites, by the way. Um. And so they would 158 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 1: trade when they ran out of other stuff to trade. 159 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,079 Speaker 1: You know, it was a big hot spot for Europeans, 160 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,560 Speaker 1: not even to settle necessarily, but to come by and 161 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,680 Speaker 1: do some trading and stop over. And they would stop 162 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,080 Speaker 1: over and they would sign their women up to like 163 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,800 Speaker 1: three week contracts and trade for one musket. And it 164 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 1: was a very sexual culture. Like women and this was 165 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,679 Speaker 1: in the hundreds could take like multiple lovers and not 166 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: be looked down upon. And they didn't have the hangups 167 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,080 Speaker 1: that europe did about sex. Yeah, I know, the HMS 168 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:13,400 Speaker 1: bounty was mutinied because the sailors wanted to go back 169 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,960 Speaker 1: to Polynesia. Well, dude, the Maori were down with it 170 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 1: early on. They didn't have big hang ups, um hang ups. 171 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,840 Speaker 1: You could have sex before you were married and it 172 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: wasn't a big deal. Um. So the sex trade by 173 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 1: the eighteen thirties was the biggest uh money maker in 174 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:38,079 Speaker 1: New Zealand at the musket huh so chuck the when 175 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: the muskets come along um eighteen oh seven is kind 176 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:45,200 Speaker 1: of a seminal year because this is the year when 177 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,560 Speaker 1: the first Maori tribe um got their hands on muskets 178 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:52,000 Speaker 1: and used them for battle. Yeah. The problem is they 179 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,480 Speaker 1: hadn't practiced quite so much, and so as they're trying 180 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:59,240 Speaker 1: to fire and reload and aim, they were vanquished by 181 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:03,120 Speaker 1: the ie they raided with using traditional clubs and get 182 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,080 Speaker 1: clubbed in the head while they're trying to load a musket. 183 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 1: And I think that some of them started to swinging 184 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:11,000 Speaker 1: the musket like a big club, which is it makes sense, 185 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,360 Speaker 1: especially even out of frustration. And that actually started the 186 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:18,040 Speaker 1: musket wars. Yeah, because the leader of that tribe said, 187 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,880 Speaker 1: you know what, we these firearms. We shouldn't abandon him yet, 188 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:24,000 Speaker 1: so let's get some more and we'll trade whatever we 189 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 1: need to for him, and let's practice this time, and 190 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 1: hence the musket wars were born. Once they got good, 191 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 1: they started tearing up the countryside in eighteen fifteen and 192 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,480 Speaker 1: just basically said we've got these guns, we're gonna kill you, 193 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:41,320 Speaker 1: take your land, enslave you, and maybe eat you. Yes, 194 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: they mentioned that a lot of Polynesian tribes they they 195 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,040 Speaker 1: were accused of cannibalism. I don't know if it's true 196 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,840 Speaker 1: or not. Yeah, bears pointing out them, right. Um, but 197 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,360 Speaker 1: this first group that got the muskets definitely changed everything 198 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,880 Speaker 1: because now it was kind of like, um, when the 199 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 1: Soviets and the Americans, when the Americans had the bomb. 200 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,520 Speaker 1: So if you were like, we have to have the bomb. 201 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,600 Speaker 1: Now you can't just have one country with the bomb. 202 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 1: You couldn't have just one Maori tribe with firearms. Other 203 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:16,439 Speaker 1: groups were forced to adopt firearms as well, and hence 204 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 1: the musket wars got pretty bloody. Yeah, but it became 205 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,960 Speaker 1: the great equalizer. About twenty Maori and New Zealander's died. 206 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:27,360 Speaker 1: But once everyone had guns, it's sort of calm things 207 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:31,000 Speaker 1: down in a weird way. Yeah. Well, it's like the 208 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:34,680 Speaker 1: mutual usured destruction exactly. So before we move on, I 209 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 1: think it's a good time for a message break, all right, 210 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:48,120 Speaker 1: So let's continue. So chuck um. The eighteen thirties, Uh, 211 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 1: two tribes that have been forced off their land by 212 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:57,080 Speaker 1: other must get using. Maoris um went south. I believe 213 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,520 Speaker 1: it was south of the Chatham Islands. Yeah. They wanted 214 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:02,760 Speaker 1: to basically find a better place to live where all 215 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:06,239 Speaker 1: this war wasn't going on. But they found the Moriory 216 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:10,960 Speaker 1: people and that's right, but what's one more war? Exactly 217 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,080 Speaker 1: because they were a peaceful people and they were like, well, 218 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: you know, these people are here, let's figure out what 219 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:18,079 Speaker 1: to do with them. And they said kill them, kill 220 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,920 Speaker 1: them basically, Yeah, that's what they did. They killed them, 221 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:26,080 Speaker 1: thrust them into slavery, and then um basically took over 222 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,280 Speaker 1: Chatham Island and now it was a Maori island, right. 223 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 1: So one genocide, that goot another genocide, that's right. So 224 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,720 Speaker 1: the Maori are like pretty well established by this time, 225 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:41,239 Speaker 1: but they're kind of hanging onto their cultural lives um, 226 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,560 Speaker 1: and everything kind of hinged on a rumor. I don't 227 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,360 Speaker 1: know if it was a factual rumor or not, but 228 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 1: come eighteen thirty five there was a rumor that France 229 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,319 Speaker 1: was going to try to annex New Zealand. Yeah, and 230 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:58,240 Speaker 1: previous previous day, eighteen forty they were pretty welcoming of 231 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,800 Speaker 1: the Europeans, like they are of trading with them. They 232 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,280 Speaker 1: got along pretty well. Even this guy in the documentary 233 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:07,600 Speaker 1: that said six said that they were you know, they 234 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,520 Speaker 1: got pretty friendly and they said, you know, come here, 235 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,920 Speaker 1: route down will be trade partners and we all got 236 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,480 Speaker 1: along great. But like you said in thirty five, that's 237 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 1: when France started, or at least there the Maori's point 238 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 1: of view was France was trying to get their little 239 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,400 Speaker 1: French hooks in them, right and good. By this time, 240 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 1: the Maori had a pretty good idea that they were 241 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,680 Speaker 1: in trouble. They were losing their numbers, which they think 242 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 1: hit about a hundred thousand before contact with Europeans, um 243 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,320 Speaker 1: to not just the Musket Wars, but also disease introduced 244 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:44,840 Speaker 1: by Europeans and familiar thing um. So they they decided 245 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,200 Speaker 1: to allie themselves. In the face of this rumor that 246 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,880 Speaker 1: France um was gonna annex New Zealand, they decided to 247 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,880 Speaker 1: allie their lands to the British. And why not at 248 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,400 Speaker 1: the time, who else are you gonna go with? Yeah, 249 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 1: they're like, we like your powdered wigs, Yeah you're read, Yeah, 250 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,200 Speaker 1: like your accent. We can nick that and change it 251 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 1: around a bit and making our own. And so let's 252 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:09,400 Speaker 1: sign the Treaty of Watangi. Yes, and uh it was. 253 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,640 Speaker 1: It was a pretty good contract. At first, they thought, 254 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,360 Speaker 1: um it gave the Marory control over their own land, 255 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:18,360 Speaker 1: and yeah, so they think, um, until it turns out 256 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,600 Speaker 1: that the British really said, you know what, we're gonna 257 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 1: take a lot of that land. We're gonna tax you 258 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,440 Speaker 1: and violate the treaty in that way, and um, this 259 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 1: ancestral land that's been in your family forever, we're gonna 260 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,720 Speaker 1: we're gonna just take what we want basically and shuffle 261 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,800 Speaker 1: you to the side, just like American treaty was going 262 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 1: to be broken. So that started the New Zealand Wars. 263 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:43,120 Speaker 1: And this guy in the documentary said, it's sort of again, 264 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,800 Speaker 1: sort of like here in America, they weren't really taught 265 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 1: that so much in school, or they were taught a 266 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 1: very sanitized version of the New Zealand Wars, when in 267 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,520 Speaker 1: fact it was thirty years of very bloody, fierce battling 268 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 1: with the British soldiers in the British government, and um, 269 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 1: dwindled down to really sad. So at this point, what 270 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:13,760 Speaker 1: you have is what would be called an evolutionary bottleneck. Basically, Um, 271 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,040 Speaker 1: you have a group of population that's in real danger 272 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 1: of extinction. Um. And I guess what the Marie does say, Okay, 273 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:27,800 Speaker 1: all right, the British control New Zealand. We're not going away. 274 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:32,600 Speaker 1: We are fierce warriors. Have you seen these tattoos we got? Uh? 275 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 1: And the British said again, we are in control of 276 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,720 Speaker 1: New Zealand. You just said it yourself. We won't wipe 277 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 1: you out entirely because hey, it's almost the twentieth century 278 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,400 Speaker 1: and who does that, right, Um, But we are going 279 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:51,040 Speaker 1: to anglicize you. And first let's start by creating an alphabet. 280 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,920 Speaker 1: Which this struck me as weird, right, Marie culture had 281 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 1: an oral tradition. They didn't have any written language. They 282 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:02,800 Speaker 1: had totems basically what amount to totems comparison, um, But 283 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,640 Speaker 1: they didn't have any kind of alphabet or written language. 284 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:10,920 Speaker 1: And so European missionaries said about creating one. Rather than 285 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,520 Speaker 1: teaching them just English, like oh, well, here's your written language, 286 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,080 Speaker 1: they went about creating a Maori written language, which is 287 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,680 Speaker 1: strange to me, you know, like there's this is the 288 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,600 Speaker 1: Maori experience. It's almost like a condensed version of what 289 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,720 Speaker 1: went on in in North America and in the United States. 290 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,960 Speaker 1: There's like one treaty. Um, there's some weird aspects to it, 291 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,359 Speaker 1: where like missionaries are not just trying to anglicize the groups, 292 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,439 Speaker 1: they're helping them preserve their culture simultaneously. UM. And I 293 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:48,359 Speaker 1: think that that was helped Maori culture survived by taking 294 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,159 Speaker 1: their royal traditions and writing them down. But that's not 295 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 1: to say the Maori were helpless in preserving their own 296 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 1: traditions because as we'll see that everyone's expected to know 297 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,920 Speaker 1: their own history and to be able to recite it. Yeah, 298 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,480 Speaker 1: for sure. Um. And that that came along in the 299 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:08,240 Speaker 1: seventies is when they really started to sort of gain 300 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:12,360 Speaker 1: more ground in re establishing their culture and claiming their 301 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,359 Speaker 1: culture as their own. Uh. Previous to that, they it 302 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:19,399 Speaker 1: really dwindled because they they they scattered. Basically they started 303 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,399 Speaker 1: to move to urban areas. Um. After World War Two 304 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 1: there was a mass migration. Prior to the war lived 305 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:31,639 Speaker 1: in rural New Zealand and twenty years later lived in 306 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,199 Speaker 1: urban areas. So I mean that's when you moved the 307 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,439 Speaker 1: tribe from their native land. You take their land and 308 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,879 Speaker 1: they moved to the big city. It just the culture 309 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,959 Speaker 1: is just gonna go away. Well, it gets diluted, especially 310 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,479 Speaker 1: in the face of the government. Um. The official language 311 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 1: of New Zealand was English. Yeah, they tried their best 312 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,080 Speaker 1: to stamp it out there. Yeah, there were government schools 313 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 1: that weren't like they didn't teach anything about myer Maori culture. Yeah. 314 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,480 Speaker 1: Um so yeah, the the culture was the people were 315 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,080 Speaker 1: still there, but they were losing their culture. And then 316 00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:06,520 Speaker 1: like you said again, uh, analogous to um, North America 317 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,400 Speaker 1: in the nineteen seventies saw a an awakening of pride 318 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,800 Speaker 1: in being a Maori, just like the aim the American 319 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 1: Indian Movement was founded in the seventies UM and in 320 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:21,920 Speaker 1: the nineteen eighties. By that time about of the Maori 321 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: were actually fluent speakers of their language, which was Terreo 322 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,159 Speaker 1: Maori was the name of the language. So it was 323 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:32,119 Speaker 1: a big win, it was, but the there was a 324 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,000 Speaker 1: lot of groundwork that was laid between the seventies and eighties, 325 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,919 Speaker 1: a lot of battles that were fought. In one UM, 326 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:45,560 Speaker 1: there's a the establishment of the Maori Party and political party. UM. 327 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:50,520 Speaker 1: They sued the government to have Treo Maori, the Maori 328 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:56,320 Speaker 1: language be officially recognized somehow, and in ninety five UM 329 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,520 Speaker 1: the British were forced to say, yes, this is a 330 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,800 Speaker 1: treasure that we were supposed to protect under the Treaty 331 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,760 Speaker 1: of what Tangy and we didn't, So now we're gonna 332 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: make this one of three official languages in New Zealand. English, 333 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 1: New Zealand Sign Language and uh Terrayo Maori are now 334 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,199 Speaker 1: the three official languages of New Zealand. Exactly in nineteen 335 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:20,720 Speaker 1: seventy five that was the designation of Maori Language Week 336 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:24,320 Speaker 1: and they opened the first bilingual school in ninety eight. 337 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,879 Speaker 1: So by the time five rolled around, they made it 338 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,119 Speaker 1: an official one of the official languages. Um, like we 339 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,760 Speaker 1: said about we're now speaking it and fluent in it, 340 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,920 Speaker 1: and um, you know, the British were like, well, we'll 341 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,280 Speaker 1: give you these small things, but what we don't want 342 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,560 Speaker 1: to give you back is your land. But they were 343 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 1: forced to eventually with the what what Tangi Tribunal in 344 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,720 Speaker 1: nineteen it was It's not h I don't think it 345 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 1: was um. I don't think they established laws. I think 346 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,840 Speaker 1: it was just like you fill an application out into 347 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,879 Speaker 1: a claim on some land and they'll decide whether or 348 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,040 Speaker 1: not to give it back to your family. And they 349 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,960 Speaker 1: did to a large degree, not all of it though. 350 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,480 Speaker 1: So was it like a European run tribunal that like 351 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:14,880 Speaker 1: um that indigenous people went and petitioned or was it 352 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 1: was it made up of indigenous people, because I got 353 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:21,520 Speaker 1: the impression that they were like jealously guarded um Maori 354 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:26,399 Speaker 1: culture and we're like suing for repatriation of Maori artifacts 355 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,760 Speaker 1: from other museums. And well, yeah, that definitely happened because 356 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:36,920 Speaker 1: there were you know, Maori trinkets and um heads all 357 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,439 Speaker 1: over the world. And it's still ongoing today. Um, like 358 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,359 Speaker 1: all these reparations are still going on, like people are 359 00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:44,960 Speaker 1: still getting back their land even here in the twenty 360 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:49,359 Speaker 1: one century. So the um the Maori culture kind of 361 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:54,480 Speaker 1: is vibrant, beaten down, hangs on by a thread and 362 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:58,520 Speaker 1: starts to revive. Right. That's right, that's good. That's where 363 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 1: we're at. Okay, um, let's talk a little bit about 364 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,199 Speaker 1: their culture again. A lot of it was deluded and 365 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,320 Speaker 1: lost over time, but there's still like some very robust 366 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:13,000 Speaker 1: um fundamentals that are very much alive today. Yeah. They're 367 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,440 Speaker 1: very spiritual people, even though they were fierce warriors. Um 368 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,640 Speaker 1: and you know a lot of the white folks thought 369 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,680 Speaker 1: they were savages. Of course, sounds familiar, like the face 370 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,800 Speaker 1: tattoos were very much repressed but never went away exactly. Um. 371 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,600 Speaker 1: So they're very spiritual. They believe that um, their ancestors 372 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,359 Speaker 1: and other supernatural beings are always around. UM, their family 373 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:36,960 Speaker 1: and their ancestry is really really important. Their genealogy, which 374 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,360 Speaker 1: they called the uh waka papa waka papa. I went 375 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:46,200 Speaker 1: with wakapapa waka papa. UM, that's the genealogy of the ancestors. 376 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:52,520 Speaker 1: Um spiritual and mythological significance and basically your whole spiritual 377 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,119 Speaker 1: existence as a person is told through the wakapapa, and 378 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,280 Speaker 1: the face tattoos will tell that story. That's what that's 379 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,000 Speaker 1: what it means. That's why they're not hip on non 380 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:07,639 Speaker 1: Maori people getting these things. Yeah, you're insulting like their 381 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,119 Speaker 1: ancestry basically, and they're really protective of this stuff. I 382 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 1: was reading um about Maori waka papa stories and how 383 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,919 Speaker 1: like if you're like a social services worker, like you're 384 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,560 Speaker 1: not necessarily told to ask these questions that would be 385 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,239 Speaker 1: considered part of somebody's wakapapa, Like they'll tell you if 386 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,480 Speaker 1: they trust you. Um. Yeah, and you don't just run 387 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,440 Speaker 1: around telling just anybody. There's actually some sort of UM. 388 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:41,200 Speaker 1: I believe there's a law where Maori will tell the 389 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,960 Speaker 1: their waka papa to government agencies. But these things have 390 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,480 Speaker 1: to be like explicitly protected, like now that they're being 391 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,679 Speaker 1: put out there on the internet and everything, they need 392 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,920 Speaker 1: to like your protection because these things are sacred. They 393 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,480 Speaker 1: belong to the individual because that's their history, and since 394 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:03,399 Speaker 1: there wasn't anything before like a written language, speaking it 395 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:08,120 Speaker 1: out loud is extremely sacred and protected. Yeah. Well, part 396 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,719 Speaker 1: of it too is there. Um. They're really big on 397 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:14,479 Speaker 1: learning and changing things that they did wrong, learning from 398 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,840 Speaker 1: past mistakes. So part of the waka papa is it's 399 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,840 Speaker 1: not just like some rosy history of their family. It's 400 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,680 Speaker 1: also the bad because if you understand your past, you 401 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,399 Speaker 1: can understand your future better. Right, And the point of 402 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,639 Speaker 1: it is to keep going as far back as you 403 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:32,040 Speaker 1: can and usually from from this article they and at 404 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:38,680 Speaker 1: about the time your ancestors arrived. Uh so we talked 405 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,200 Speaker 1: about mana a little bit, the honor in prestige. Um. 406 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,680 Speaker 1: There are three forms of mana in the culture. It's 407 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:49,640 Speaker 1: one is achieved by birth. So basically what the rank 408 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,080 Speaker 1: of your descendants and your ancestors um the mana given 409 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,119 Speaker 1: by other people um, which this article says they boiled 410 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,760 Speaker 1: down to two good deeds, like being recognized for what 411 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:03,840 Speaker 1: you've done to pat on the back. Yeah, here's your mana. Um, 412 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,719 Speaker 1: and then mana of the group, which is when outsiders 413 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,560 Speaker 1: visit and if they leave with a good you know, 414 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,640 Speaker 1: a review on Yelp for you right or trip Advisor. 415 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,679 Speaker 1: These guys are so welcoming, then that's mana of the 416 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,040 Speaker 1: group and it's very important to them, you know, they 417 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,720 Speaker 1: want to have a good uh leave a good impression. 418 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:28,480 Speaker 1: I guess, well, yeah, there's exactly. Um, you can also 419 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:35,359 Speaker 1: be affected by Correo corel. This one's tough, carrero ko 420 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,840 Speaker 1: r e er oh. Which is the spoken word, um, 421 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:44,240 Speaker 1: which is where you're you gain mana by house people 422 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,639 Speaker 1: speak of you personally. I guess yeah. I think it's 423 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,080 Speaker 1: kind of like mana of the group, but for an individual. Yeah, 424 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 1: and you mentioned earlier how they had an oral history. 425 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 1: Um that of course the white Christian missionaries poop pooed. 426 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,680 Speaker 1: They said, now you've got right stuff down, and they said, no, 427 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,800 Speaker 1: we're not just like telling stories here. We actually like 428 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:09,080 Speaker 1: historians are trained and uh, their memory is trained to 429 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:13,600 Speaker 1: remember everything about the history. So it wasn't just like, hey, 430 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,320 Speaker 1: let's just tell stories about our past. Like historians were 431 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:20,320 Speaker 1: revered and very important and and uh acknowledge for their 432 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,440 Speaker 1: like incredible memories. So coming up next, we gotta have 433 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,240 Speaker 1: a little message break, but we're going to talk about 434 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,040 Speaker 1: what I think is one of the coolest things, which 435 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:36,719 Speaker 1: is the hakka dance. That's something big. Huh yeah, well 436 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,320 Speaker 1: let's let's get back to it, all right, the hakkah dance. 437 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:44,320 Speaker 1: Have you seen this? I have? Um. I saw in Budapest, 438 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,760 Speaker 1: of all places, at a natural history museum there was 439 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:53,320 Speaker 1: a like basically a grass outfit and um, like there 440 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,880 Speaker 1: was video of a guy wearing this grass outfit doing 441 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:01,960 Speaker 1: a hackey dance by himself. Yeah, it was like ethnographical footage. 442 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 1: See I've never seen it, um with a like a 443 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,600 Speaker 1: solo dancer. I've usually just seen it as a big group, 444 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,000 Speaker 1: like a whole tribe. And um, it's really cool, Like 445 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,119 Speaker 1: you should look it up on on the YouTube. H 446 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,919 Speaker 1: A k A um. Very in fact, they're doing it 447 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,520 Speaker 1: in the picture right there, very uh like intimidating. They 448 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,840 Speaker 1: would do it before battle, and it's kind of scary 449 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,960 Speaker 1: and like when they first get started, before they're even 450 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:30,280 Speaker 1: moving in unison, they're just like individually shouting out things 451 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,840 Speaker 1: and sticking out their tongue and their eyes are wide 452 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 1: and crazy and it's just like it's it would have 453 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,960 Speaker 1: sent me running for the hills, right, Well, that's what 454 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,520 Speaker 1: I was intended to. Um. And the New Zealand national 455 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,639 Speaker 1: rugby team, the All Blacks, they do a hakka before 456 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,440 Speaker 1: every rugby game. Yeah, they still do it for They've 457 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,040 Speaker 1: done it for more than a hundred years, I think, 458 00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,160 Speaker 1: starting in Yeah, and they got the name the All 459 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,760 Speaker 1: Blacks when they change uniforms to all black uniforms makes sense. 460 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,560 Speaker 1: And um again to intimidate and even watch the rugby 461 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,480 Speaker 1: team do it, and um, it's pretty cool. Yeah, Like 462 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,280 Speaker 1: I would like to try it out, but I think 463 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:08,280 Speaker 1: I would just people laugh at me. Let's let's if 464 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 1: I wouldn't intimidate anyone with my hawka, especially if you 465 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,320 Speaker 1: like bulls dr eves and start your tongue out to that, 466 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,520 Speaker 1: wouldn't I wouldn't have the same effect. Nope, let's talk. 467 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:23,119 Speaker 1: Let's talk chuck. The two that is actually from the 468 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,199 Speaker 1: Polynesian word t a t a u ta tao I 469 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 1: guess and um, which means to mark. Yeah, and they 470 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,800 Speaker 1: we need to do one on the whole tattoo thing. 471 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,879 Speaker 1: We will um and Like we said, the Maori aren't 472 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,040 Speaker 1: the first to come up with tattoos. You can trace 473 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,480 Speaker 1: back further in their Polynesian lineage, but they are the 474 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:49,200 Speaker 1: ones that use chisels, really sharp chisels, but chisels. Nonetheless, Yeah, 475 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:53,520 Speaker 1: I wonder how that works. It's like you hammer in 476 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,480 Speaker 1: I know how chisel works. But and then you rub 477 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 1: the pigment. And so basically you take a very sharp 478 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:04,120 Speaker 1: chisel and ammer and you make a mark. And then 479 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,760 Speaker 1: after you've made your marks, you go through and rub 480 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,360 Speaker 1: a pigment, usually taken from a certain type of caterpillar. 481 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,240 Speaker 1: And then the since you're you've used the chisel instead 482 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,760 Speaker 1: of a needle, there's not only a tattoo, but there's 483 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 1: also scarification along where you made that chisel mark. So 484 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:27,160 Speaker 1: the original Maori tomokos were like they were pretty severe looking. 485 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,280 Speaker 1: They looked even more like hardcore than a regular That's 486 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,520 Speaker 1: what I was gonna ask is how like how tight 487 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,720 Speaker 1: was it? You know? I think I have the feeling 488 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,080 Speaker 1: that like this was like considered an art form. Is 489 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 1: all right? Well, I know, they, incidentally, um are the 490 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,520 Speaker 1: ones who introduced color tattoos. UM, even though most of 491 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,040 Speaker 1: the Moco have seen or black, So I don't know 492 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 1: if they just don't use color that much. They like, 493 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,400 Speaker 1: I haven't seen any color money either, but you know 494 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,880 Speaker 1: a rainbow dolphin. And they're like, let's just go back 495 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,280 Speaker 1: to the moco. H Um. Men typically have the moco 496 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 1: on their face. Um, but women also have the tattoos 497 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,320 Speaker 1: and um, they have them on the arms, the thighs, 498 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,680 Speaker 1: the abdomen, and the crotch. Apparently, well, men will have 499 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,240 Speaker 1: him on the face, buttocks, and thighs and it's detailed 500 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,840 Speaker 1: stuff like I'm sure you've seen it before, um, but 501 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,800 Speaker 1: if not, look it up right now, because it's not 502 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:25,120 Speaker 1: like Mike Dyson, right, well, I mean it's there. It's 503 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 1: supposed to depict the waka papa, like each swirl and 504 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,640 Speaker 1: symbol has like a real meaning that has to do 505 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:36,040 Speaker 1: with the person's genealogy. That's right, it's pretty cool. Um. 506 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,440 Speaker 1: And then again we said that there's another kind of 507 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:43,720 Speaker 1: tattoo that's not quite as intricate that's called the um 508 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,240 Speaker 1: what is it called the kira tuohy? Yeah, yeah, which 509 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,360 Speaker 1: is just fun to say. And I think that won't 510 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:54,120 Speaker 1: offend and and I think the impression that I have 511 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,760 Speaker 1: is Maori culture from this resurgence of Maori pride in 512 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,520 Speaker 1: the seventies and the revival of the culture, and say 513 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,680 Speaker 1: like taking steps to save it, like they do very 514 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 1: jealously protect and guard their culture, their cultural history, their 515 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,960 Speaker 1: personal lineage. Um. And so it is I mean maybe 516 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 1: even compared to other indigenous tribes, Respecting Maori culture on 517 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,400 Speaker 1: its own terms is a good idea for sure. Uh. 518 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,720 Speaker 1: These days they make quite a comeback in population. Um. 519 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,720 Speaker 1: New Zealand as a whole has more than four million 520 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,120 Speaker 1: people in about fourteen percent or Maori, compared to a 521 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,400 Speaker 1: low of about forty five thousand and eighteen nineties. Yeah, 522 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,680 Speaker 1: it's about five sixty thou people. Um. But like I said, 523 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,960 Speaker 1: there are like many marginalized indigenous tribes all over the world, 524 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:49,200 Speaker 1: there are problems with alcoholism. Um. The Maori are as 525 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,640 Speaker 1: far as more likely to be drinkers than uh fifty 526 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,600 Speaker 1: six percent Pacific Islanders. And among those who consume alcohol, 527 00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:02,280 Speaker 1: hazardous drinking occurs and thirty six percent of Mau. Um 528 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,400 Speaker 1: And crime too, in violence is still sort of part 529 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,200 Speaker 1: of the culture. Sadly, Um, I think I have some 530 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,360 Speaker 1: stats here from a criminologist. Uh, even though they only 531 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,360 Speaker 1: make up four percent of the population. I believe. Um, 532 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:21,800 Speaker 1: they make up about of people in prison and they 533 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,240 Speaker 1: you know, they throw that right back to the fact 534 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,960 Speaker 1: that they were marginalized and their culture was stamped out. 535 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,400 Speaker 1: And uh, young people are more likely to be violent. 536 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:36,560 Speaker 1: Young Maori are than than older ones now. But um yeah, 537 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,320 Speaker 1: apparently the losing your cultural identity really put a you know, 538 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,120 Speaker 1: hamper on your evolution, is it? People? I mean you 539 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,680 Speaker 1: can see that all over the world. Keen to you 540 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 1: certainly can. Um So, let's Maori. If you want to 541 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,040 Speaker 1: know more? Do you have anything else right now? I 542 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,840 Speaker 1: got nothing else. If you want to know more about 543 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,560 Speaker 1: the Maori people, you can type in m A O 544 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,640 Speaker 1: R I in the search bar at house to horks 545 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,360 Speaker 1: dot com. We'll bring up this article. And since I 546 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,680 Speaker 1: said Maori, it's time Chuck for listener mail. I'm gonna 547 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:13,640 Speaker 1: call this email from a student at North Carolina Wilmington's. Hey, guys, 548 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,239 Speaker 1: he's an econ dude. My girlfriend and I have been 549 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 1: together for a little over three years and are both 550 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,280 Speaker 1: members of the stuff you should know Army. In the 551 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,280 Speaker 1: early days of our relationship, I used to pay her 552 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,880 Speaker 1: in doll hairs for favors such just cooking dinner or 553 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,560 Speaker 1: getting out of bed to plug my phone in when 554 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,560 Speaker 1: I forgot, I do this too. I tell Emily, like, 555 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,280 Speaker 1: I'll give you six seventy five dollars to take out 556 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,080 Speaker 1: the trash, and I'll just make up. You know, we 557 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,800 Speaker 1: keep a running tap of what we owe each other. 558 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,960 Speaker 1: It's just fun. He's just doll hairs, uh, Being that 559 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,400 Speaker 1: a doll hair is not real currency, that's why he 560 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,800 Speaker 1: uses it. Um. I could bid the price up or 561 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,840 Speaker 1: down with ease, depending on her mood. The going rate 562 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,680 Speaker 1: for dinner was about twelve thousand dollar hairs and a 563 00:33:52,800 --> 00:34:00,479 Speaker 1: BackRub was d h capital d h uh um. Of 564 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,800 Speaker 1: course she was quickly. She quickly figured out that she 565 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,080 Speaker 1: was not accruing the American dollars she thought she was, 566 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,520 Speaker 1: and wanted her doll hairs exchange for US currency to 567 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,640 Speaker 1: get myself out of this. I quickly got on eBay 568 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:14,880 Speaker 1: to purchase her six hundred thousand Zimbabwe dollars to fulfill 569 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:19,320 Speaker 1: up my financial debt obligation. Uh. Like you, I appreciated 570 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,000 Speaker 1: the novelty of owning paper currency from a country that's 571 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 1: all hyperinflation on the scale the world has never seen. 572 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,120 Speaker 1: We both got a real laugh out of a joke, 573 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,399 Speaker 1: and I am out of debt now. We both now 574 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,640 Speaker 1: carry one hundred thousand dollars in our wallets every day 575 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,600 Speaker 1: so we don't feel like broke college kids. Um. Economic 576 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,759 Speaker 1: research is a great passion of mine, from observation to 577 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,239 Speaker 1: data collection and model building. I find happiness through math 578 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:47,760 Speaker 1: and statistics. We don't how much in common talent Um 579 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,160 Speaker 1: talent that's his name. I would be more than happy 580 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,160 Speaker 1: to help you all with any economic questions you ever have, 581 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,759 Speaker 1: although I don't think you need much, seeing as how 582 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,960 Speaker 1: you You're super stuff. Guide to the Economy was so 583 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:02,560 Speaker 1: well presented. Awesome. Yeah, so that is from Talent Wisdom. 584 00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,960 Speaker 1: His last name is wisdom Man from you and C. Wilmington's. 585 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,080 Speaker 1: And I wrote him back and he followed up and 586 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,040 Speaker 1: said he was in the middle of writing a lesson 587 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:14,080 Speaker 1: plan and eating leftovers when he got my email. And 588 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,799 Speaker 1: he said he's often daydreamed about being on listener mail. 589 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,279 Speaker 1: This is a dream come true and you're gonna like 590 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,920 Speaker 1: this part, Josh. He has a dog named Conway Twitty. 591 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,680 Speaker 1: Conway Twitty owned by Talent Wisdom. That's right, uh, And 592 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,239 Speaker 1: he he and Conway Twitty called his entire family to 593 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,399 Speaker 1: let them know to look out for the upcoming listener mail. 594 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:38,280 Speaker 1: Good going, thank you, talent Wisdom, Talent Wisdom, Conway Twitty, 595 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,120 Speaker 1: and um his girlfriend. Yeah, he's got a lot of 596 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,040 Speaker 1: doll hairs who who is very easy going with a 597 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,560 Speaker 1: good sense of humor about money. Uh. 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