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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. Hello, Hey, what's up? What up?

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Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? I do? Sweet?

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Speaker 2: What is it about? Six years ago or seven years ago?

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Speaker 2: I was on the Jerry Springer Show.

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Speaker 1: Oh so cool. Start to the story.

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Speaker 2: Well, that wasn't even really the tea. So after our

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Speaker 2: show we got an A plus rating. So there was

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Speaker 2: a stripper that was on my show and they bought

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Speaker 2: me and her a hotel room for the night. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So we get back to the hotel room and she

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Speaker 2: starts getting aggressive and she's like, how would you feel

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Speaker 2: about having a foursome?

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Speaker 1: And I was like with who?

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Speaker 2: And she's like two of the other people from the show,

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Speaker 2: Oh no, And I told her no, and she pushed

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Speaker 2: me on the bed and was like getting all aggressive

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, look, we're not doing that, and so

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Speaker 2: I go to stand up and she tries to push

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Speaker 2: me again.

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Speaker 1: I swear past her and I run out the door.

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Speaker 2: And I'm trying to like run out the hotel at

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Speaker 2: this point because it's just too much. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well I get to like, you know,

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Speaker 2: like how hotels have like a little like the sliding door,

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Speaker 2: and then like maybe a bench in there, and then

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Speaker 2: another sliding door in the lobby.

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I made it to that.

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Speaker 2: Little room and she comes running past me and she

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Speaker 2: grabs me like my she grabs my shirt and rips

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Speaker 2: it down the middle. I have a Pharaoh chain on,

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Speaker 2: and she rips my chain off and runs upstairs.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: The front desk lady is just looking at me at

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Speaker 2: this point, like you want security. I was like, yes, please,

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Speaker 2: I think So. The security guy comes onund the corner.

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Speaker 2: He's like, what's up, brother, and I told her.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I told him.

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Speaker 2: I said, yeah, this girl stole the chain. And he's like,

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Speaker 2: we'll get that. So we take the elevator back upstairs.

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Speaker 2: She comes run around the corner like no, I flushed

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Speaker 2: it and I was like, no, you didn't think there's

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Speaker 2: no way, and he's like, you won't have to call plumbing.

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Speaker 1: I was like all right, well, anyways, so I ended

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Speaker 1: up leaving and my buddy of mine.

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Speaker 2: So basically how I got on the Jerry Springer Show

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Speaker 2: is they're always looking for strippers. A week before I

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Speaker 2: got on the Jerry Springer Show, was at my buddy's

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Speaker 2: house hanging out and this girl calls him and she's like,

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Speaker 2: who's the cute guy in the background. And he's like

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Speaker 2: and she's like, yeah, I guess, and he's like, he

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Speaker 2: just wants to talk to you. Well, anyways, so she

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Speaker 2: asked me what I do or whatever. I told her

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Speaker 2: I'm a rapper and all that. Well, a week goes

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Speaker 2: by and I get a random call and she says, Hey,

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Speaker 2: this is from the Jerry Springer Show.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to come on our show and wrap?

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Speaker 2: Oh? So cool?

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Speaker 1: And I said absolutely so.

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Speaker 2: After my chain gets stolen and everything and all this,

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Speaker 2: here's the fun little secret I called.

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Speaker 1: I said, bro, I said, the girl stole the Pharaoh chain.

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Speaker 2: And he said give me a week and he hangs

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Speaker 2: up and I was like, what are you going to

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Speaker 2: do in a week?

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Speaker 1: Well, a week.

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Speaker 2: Goes by and I get a little message with the

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Speaker 2: picture of him holding the Pharaoh chain and he says,

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Speaker 2: come pick it up whenever you want. Homide what and

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Speaker 2: I said, what did you do? And he said, drove

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Speaker 2: to Kansas City. I slept with her. I waited for

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Speaker 2: her to go to the bathroom and I stole your chain.

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Speaker 1: D That's amazing, Wow, homie. Yeah, that's a good friend. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's a movie. This is a movie. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: that dirty little secret. Man, have a going than see

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Speaker 1: you by. What's your dirty little secret? Text shoe bowl

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Speaker 1: to four one O six one