1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,279 Speaker 1: I listened to the Black Guy Who Tips podcast because 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,160 Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are hot. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 2: Well, excuse me take a few minutes to mellow out. 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 2: Big Daddy Kane is on the mic, and I'm gonna 5 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 2: tell you about tell you about a minimum length of 6 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 2: rhymes of strength and power. So listen to the Man 7 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 2: of the Hour flow and go to a slow tempo 8 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 2: and you know, sing host swing low, then yo the show. 9 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 3: Hey, welcome to the black Outs podcast, your host Rod 10 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 3: and Karen. We are in the house on a Tuesday night, 11 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 3: a snowing Tuesday night. Yep, it's getting kind of snowy 12 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 3: out there, so hopefully everybody's safe. 13 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 4: It's all kinds of. 14 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 3: Cold throughout the US, except for of course, Florida, where 15 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 3: it stays hot. 16 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 4: And uh, hopefully everybody's safe. 17 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, I hope they're safe too. 18 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 6: All I can say is that I'm going in tomorrow 19 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 6: based on the Pretty White Lady. If the pretty white 20 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 6: Lady stands up in the morning, they go out there 21 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 6: high ass lips and falls, my ass is stay at home. 22 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 6: Thank you for all the pretty white ladies to get 23 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 6: up at five am to report news. 24 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, and also, I hope everybody got their rations of 25 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 3: bread and milk and eggs. 26 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,680 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's French toast. A lot of French toast could 27 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,039 Speaker 5: be going on. 28 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're in North Carolina, get your bread, milk 29 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 3: and eggs because apparently it's running out and we will 30 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 3: all die because of the possible one to two inches 31 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,960 Speaker 3: of snow that we might get overnight. 32 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,319 Speaker 4: If you need to bludgeon an. 33 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,639 Speaker 3: Old lady in the bread out for that last piece 34 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 3: of wonderbread, you do what you have to do. It's 35 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 3: basically zombie apocalypse rules. Nobody will judge you. 36 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 5: Oh no, they won't. Not here anyway. 37 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 3: You have to bust a cap to get a half 38 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 3: dozen of eggs so your family can eat in the 39 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 3: next twenty four to forty eight hours. 40 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 6: Yeah, shoot that lady for that got in the milk. 41 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 6: Because your kids are gonna be at home with you tomorrow. 42 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 3: Now is the time to strike. There's no law during 43 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 3: the snow in the South. So we all know that 44 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 3: we do have guests. You guys probably recognize his voice. 45 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 3: Been on the show a few times at this point. 46 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 3: I've always pointed you to his videos, and you know 47 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 3: his podcast, host of the Righteous Prick podcast, comedian who 48 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:17,799 Speaker 3: is dropping a new series Comedy Academy, and I've been 49 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 3: anxiously awaiting and been checking out the videos for the 50 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 3: last two days to new videos each day. And also 51 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 3: you can find him at jail covid dot com is 52 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 3: jail covid. 53 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 4: What's up Man? 54 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 7: Hello everybody, chilling, Man chilling. 55 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:36,240 Speaker 3: I'm glad you're here. Man, appreciate you coming through. 56 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,399 Speaker 5: Man, we do you a hard working man. 57 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,079 Speaker 7: Trying. 58 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 3: The reason he made the show a lot of people 59 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 3: go is probably to promote his project. 60 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 4: That's not true. 61 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 3: He's the only the first and only person so far 62 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 3: to have guessed exactly right on the number for a 63 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 3: movie that I have seen. Yeah, he got eight point five. 64 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 3: It was eight point four four, and I believe the 65 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,520 Speaker 3: movie was Her, So he knocked it out of the park. 66 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 6: Man. 67 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,960 Speaker 3: A lot of people were really close, and they think 68 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 3: it's a conspiracy. A lot of people got mad, But 69 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 3: I I can't. I don't know what to tell you people. 70 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 3: I just play the game honestly. Either believe me and 71 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 3: I and what I have to say, or you don't. 72 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 3: But I don't look at those scores. I just put 73 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 3: down my number. If you get it right, you get 74 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 3: it right. And you guys are getting way closer. For 75 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 3: the record, you guys are getting good. Like even when 76 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 3: Jael got it, there were like two or three people 77 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 3: within zero point one zero of what he had. 78 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah yeah, so they could have got it too, 79 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 4: but they didn't. So jail man. 80 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 3: First things First, Man, I've been watching the Comedy Academy 81 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 3: videos and I have to say, man, like, do you 82 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 3: just you said earlier, like last year, like you were 83 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:48,640 Speaker 3: thinking about just giving up comedy possibly. 84 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 4: Not doing it anymore? 85 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 3: So is this your version of a suicide? Like are 86 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 3: you just saying like I'm going to burn down comedy on. 87 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 4: My way out? 88 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 3: Because I feel like by the time we get to 89 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 3: number ten, does not go be any type of comedian 90 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 3: left that won't be offended by this. 91 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 7: It's very much, It's very much. 92 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 2: I watched a couple of clips online of some movie highlights, 93 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 2: and I realized that Denzel Washington's speech at the end 94 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:21,600 Speaker 2: of training day, Yes is kind of where it's kind 95 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 2: of where my mentality's at, because I just figure who 96 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 2: at this point, it's a struggle just to get the 97 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 2: bookings I have, and that's that's has nothing to do 98 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,039 Speaker 2: with my stand up skills. That's just the nature of 99 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 2: the business and not either having management or you know, 100 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 2: because a lot of people don't don't know or don't care. 101 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 2: But you know a lot of up and coming comedians 102 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 2: that you all of a sudden see, you know, blowing 103 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,160 Speaker 2: up and showing up headlining clubs. 104 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 7: All of a sudden, they've. 105 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,600 Speaker 2: Got managers with more powerful clients who sort of use 106 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 2: those powerful clients as leverages, Like if you want, I'm 107 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 2: just saying as an example, this isn't an actual I'm 108 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,359 Speaker 2: using these names just to make the comparison, not because 109 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 2: I have actual individuals that I'm naming, Like, hey, if 110 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 2: you want Bill Burr, then you're gonna put up, you know, 111 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 2: Joey Jones to headline the Thanksgiving weekend and when you 112 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 2: don't have, you know, I'm just I like that people 113 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 2: respond to the stuff, and no matter how angry or 114 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 2: cynical the videos seem, I always make sure that they 115 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,280 Speaker 2: have sort of impeccable quality so that people can't kind 116 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 2: of trash it for oh, that's a bad impression. I mean, 117 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 2: people will do that just because there are haters. But 118 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 2: like true, you know, my stuff is pretty widely respected 119 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 2: within comedy. Some people are scared to share some of it, 120 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 2: but I know that it has a good reputation, so 121 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,119 Speaker 2: you know, I can stand. I don't care how angry 122 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 2: it is. Like comedy used to be a thing where 123 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 2: you know, funny is the goal, and you know, don't 124 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,720 Speaker 2: be afraid to step out and don't be afraid to 125 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:01,000 Speaker 2: challenge things. But now it's become a real there's certain 126 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 2: topics that seem challenging, but like, yeah, you can rip 127 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 2: religion all you want, but it's been done now. So 128 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,159 Speaker 2: I thought, why not put the mirror on comedy for 129 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 2: a while, because nobody's doing that. 130 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 4: Right at this point. 131 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:15,479 Speaker 3: Like I would even say, like it's almost safe for 132 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 3: certain for a certain level of comedian to be like, 133 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 3: oh I'm gonna bust a rape joke or I'm gonna 134 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,280 Speaker 3: do like a couple of bloggers are right about you. 135 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 4: Maybe a couple more people show up at your shows, 136 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 4: or you. 137 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 3: Know, become aware of your name, But it's not really dangerous, 138 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 3: like career ending dangerous. 139 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 4: But I feel like, uh, fucking what. 140 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 7: You have and the other thing is started interrupt. 141 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 2: But if you're a guy like Daniel Tosh or a 142 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:41,040 Speaker 2: guy like Anthony Jesslinik, who's who either you know, has 143 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 2: a has a brand whose fans in break you know 144 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:47,280 Speaker 2: you're not gonna lose your fans, right, So, like you 145 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,679 Speaker 2: may never meet make the twenty million dollars a movie, 146 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,680 Speaker 2: but you're gonna keep making a million dollars a year 147 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 2: for the foreseeable future because you have a large enough 148 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:57,239 Speaker 2: fan base and that buy your products. Whereas I think 149 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:01,480 Speaker 2: with me, I just thought, if comedy is so brave, 150 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,840 Speaker 2: and comedy is about telling the truth or at least 151 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:05,840 Speaker 2: just trying to be funny in your own unique way, 152 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,719 Speaker 2: then I don't think there's anything wrong that I'm doing. 153 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 2: I'm just doing it without a parachute, because fuck it 154 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 2: isn't it supposed to be? 155 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,119 Speaker 7: And I'm not one of these guys who's like, I'm edgy, 156 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 7: you can't. 157 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 2: Handle it because there's nothing like comically that I'm doing 158 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 2: that's like pushing an envelope their impressions and critiques. Right, 159 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,160 Speaker 2: So it's not like I'm doing something that's like, you know, 160 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:28,760 Speaker 2: gonna get parents up in arms or women's groups like angry. 161 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 2: It's just saying kind of like, yeah, I'll make fun 162 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,720 Speaker 2: of anybody as long as it's done well. 163 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 7: And if that's you know, I don't. 164 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 2: It would be less genuine if I had a manager 165 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,320 Speaker 2: and a TV show and had like, you know, two 166 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 2: million fans who I knew would have my back. 167 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 3: Well, I actually thinks I actually think it is less 168 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 3: dangerous taking on parents, groups and all that shit because 169 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 3: they're not really they're not people that are going to 170 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,840 Speaker 3: a comedy shows. They're not in the business that I 171 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,240 Speaker 3: know world, they're not gonna support it. Like and then 172 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 3: especially if you're not at a level where you have 173 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 3: like a TV show to lose or something like that, 174 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 3: Like you could get up every night and be like, 175 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 3: so I was raping a baby last night and niggers, 176 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 3: and then people would be like, wow, that's offensive. 177 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,239 Speaker 4: But the only people who would show up would. 178 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 3: Be either like I respect it, or they would be like, 179 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 3: you know, I don't listen to that guy. 180 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 4: Fuck him. 181 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 3: But that's not as dangerous as I think now with comedy, 182 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 3: where there's a lot of clickishness and a lot of yeah, 183 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,520 Speaker 3: there's so many gatekeepers. There's so many like you know, 184 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 3: like a lot of groups of comedians where you're like, oh, 185 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 3: when I think of this guy, think of these five 186 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 3: other guys that he always works with. 187 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,079 Speaker 4: I think I think that it's. 188 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 3: More dangerous to be like, here's some stuff about George 189 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 3: Lopez that you know, it's funny, but could George Lopez 190 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,959 Speaker 3: see this and be like, man, fuck Jail Covin. 191 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 4: I don't appreciate that. 192 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, And you know what, Like the thing is this 193 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,920 Speaker 2: last year, I've made a lot of videos that have 194 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 2: sort of been you know, I think one hundred percent 195 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 2: truthful is an understatement. And to me, it just got 196 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,240 Speaker 2: to a point where I was like, well, what am 197 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 2: I gonna do. 198 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 7: I'm not where I want to be. 199 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 2: I don't see a future where I get where I 200 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,920 Speaker 2: want to be, at least following just trying to be 201 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 2: a good comedian and try so, I'm gonna you know, 202 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 2: I'll become somebody compared me to. And I thought it 203 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:21,320 Speaker 2: was funny, like the chubby kid in the Incredibles. 204 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 7: Who wants to be with the Superheroes and says, oh, 205 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 7: you don't want me, Fuck it, I'll become the baddest 206 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,320 Speaker 7: villain on the planet. Right. 207 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 2: And it's just one of those things like there's always 208 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 2: these lessons that you know, I think comedy has really 209 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:39,000 Speaker 2: become very bullshit, like with the clicks and like when 210 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,520 Speaker 2: you'll hear Rags to Richard story, like Kevin Hart has 211 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,320 Speaker 2: a story where he's like, you know, I was touring 212 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,160 Speaker 2: the country doing these little clubs and I was just 213 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,720 Speaker 2: getting everybody's email. That's how I was gonna build my 214 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,920 Speaker 2: fan base. I was diligent about getting emails. But then 215 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 2: you're like, but you were still headlining like B clubs. 216 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,840 Speaker 2: So like on a weekend, you'd have sixteen hundred people 217 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,680 Speaker 2: who'd see you headline and you could get their emails. 218 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:03,920 Speaker 2: I feature for some guy even if I bury a headliner, 219 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,400 Speaker 2: if I even try to get emails, I'm gonna get 220 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:10,640 Speaker 2: like thirty five in a weekend. That is not a 221 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:13,880 Speaker 2: buildable business model. But like people act like you can 222 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,720 Speaker 2: do it from zero to a million. Just like when 223 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,200 Speaker 2: somebody whenever I see one of these stories about some 224 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,320 Speaker 2: entrepreneur on TV, they're like, he had nothing and he 225 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,120 Speaker 2: built this, you know, eight hundred million dollar go Pro 226 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,840 Speaker 2: camera company, and I go, wait, wait, actually, you know 227 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 2: he started with a two hundred and ninety thousand dollars 228 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,680 Speaker 2: savings account, Like you granted, he took the risk and 229 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,520 Speaker 2: spent what he had and a small loan from the family. 230 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 2: So now you're talking about this guy had access to 231 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,400 Speaker 2: a half a million dollars right now, he made eight 232 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,360 Speaker 2: hundred million, and he deserves all that credit. 233 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:46,920 Speaker 7: But you can't go from zero to a billion. You 234 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,880 Speaker 7: can go from a million to a billion, and he 235 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,480 Speaker 7: deserve credit. But this whole myth and comedy's the same way. 236 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 7: This whole like, hey, you just get emails, you give 237 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,439 Speaker 7: your content for free. You didn't know. Fuck that. 238 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,600 Speaker 2: It doesn't work like people say it works, and it doesn't. 239 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 2: You've got to start from somewhere. Nowhere is not a 240 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,600 Speaker 2: starting point. It's like simple math, what's a million times zero? 241 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 2: It's zero, not a million. 242 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:08,960 Speaker 7: Yeah. 243 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,720 Speaker 4: I was talking to uh. 244 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:15,040 Speaker 3: I remember talking to Fante a little brother about you know, 245 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,280 Speaker 3: music and stuff, when we were just kind of picking 246 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,839 Speaker 3: his brain, and he was like, you know, I'm not 247 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,840 Speaker 3: trying to be rich. 248 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,559 Speaker 4: I'm trying to make a living doing this. 249 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,679 Speaker 3: But it's the only you know, in comedies like this too, 250 00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:28,839 Speaker 3: it's one of the only things where you do it. 251 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 3: You put in this work and then a fan comes 252 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,960 Speaker 3: up to you and it's like, okay, now give me 253 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:34,679 Speaker 3: that for free. 254 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,920 Speaker 4: You know, it's like it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, oh 255 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,079 Speaker 4: it costs you how much you make? 256 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,920 Speaker 3: Okay, that's cool, I would like it for free please 257 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,080 Speaker 3: or fuck you. 258 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,120 Speaker 4: You know. So it's it's a real catch on me. 259 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:45,400 Speaker 7: Two. 260 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,600 Speaker 3: So you know, it's it's hard to think that people 261 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,880 Speaker 3: can just go out there and dang cook it with 262 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:54,319 Speaker 3: no help, just no on my page, and all of 263 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,960 Speaker 3: a sudden, the guy's a millionaire. Yeah, it's just it 264 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:57,839 Speaker 3: is unbelievable. 265 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,600 Speaker 7: He was already a headliner. 266 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,960 Speaker 2: He blew up like people act like he was, you know, 267 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:06,040 Speaker 2: doing bar shows with no name. He he he gets 268 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,400 Speaker 2: all the credit for that work ethic and that kind 269 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,440 Speaker 2: of craftiness, but he didn't start at zero when he 270 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 2: did that. He was already headlining places, but he just 271 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 2: had a vision to become bigger than he was. So 272 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,440 Speaker 2: you get all the credit for that, but to apply 273 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,560 Speaker 2: that like it's a lesson that can mean something to 274 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,280 Speaker 2: a comic like. 275 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,400 Speaker 7: Me is useless. 276 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,080 Speaker 2: And that's when you look at a guy like Luis 277 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,319 Speaker 2: c K with the five dollars specials, like that's great 278 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 2: for him, But all he did was cut out iTunes. 279 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 2: He was gonna get his money regardless if he worked 280 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,120 Speaker 2: with Comedy Central, if he worked with iTunes. He just 281 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,840 Speaker 2: cut out their end, so he still gets his you know, 282 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,960 Speaker 2: he still gets eighty five percent per album what he 283 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,280 Speaker 2: would have gotten on iTunes, whereas me, I need the 284 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 2: distribution of iTunes. I need that kind of symbol, that 285 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,160 Speaker 2: power to kind of raise my profile. But when people 286 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,599 Speaker 2: see my album for nine to ninety nine, even though I, 287 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:02,440 Speaker 2: you know, cost me money to produce it, individual, they go, oh, not, well, 288 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,160 Speaker 2: you know c K can sell his for five, Like 289 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,559 Speaker 2: the kind of standard rate is five. If I sell 290 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,760 Speaker 2: it for five on iTunes, Now I'm making you know, 291 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:15,079 Speaker 2: two seventy five in album and I'm not even I'm 292 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,200 Speaker 2: not gonna sell it obviously as many as Louis c K. 293 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:22,199 Speaker 2: So like it's it's doubly devastating. But you know, the 294 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,440 Speaker 2: consumer in this day and age is king, and it's 295 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,079 Speaker 2: it's creating an environment where, just like our I think 296 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,240 Speaker 2: our economy not to make too big a point, but 297 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,800 Speaker 2: where comedy is now a thing for a hobbyist or 298 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,240 Speaker 2: for the few that can get super rich. If you're 299 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,560 Speaker 2: in the middle trying to just make that solid living. 300 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,800 Speaker 2: Even if you do like you know, some corporate work, 301 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 2: some schools, some clubs, some some writing, you've got a 302 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,880 Speaker 2: piece together and then even then you might not have, 303 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,600 Speaker 2: you know, sort of a basic middle class salary at 304 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,320 Speaker 2: the end of the year. 305 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:55,080 Speaker 6: That's true. And one thing about you you kind of 306 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:59,160 Speaker 6: remind me of. It's like like kind of with us, 307 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 6: you know how everybody tells you this is the pathway 308 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,840 Speaker 6: to X, Y and Z, and a lot of committeans 309 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 6: I trained that, you know, I do the shitty clubs, 310 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,720 Speaker 6: I go around, I work all these late hours. I 311 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,440 Speaker 6: keep pounding on the door. Eventually somebody has to open 312 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,960 Speaker 6: the door for me. Like you've been trained that you're 313 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,680 Speaker 6: gonna meet that executive, somebody's gonna find you out on 314 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,680 Speaker 6: the street somewhere. When when I look at you, you 315 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,240 Speaker 6: looking at them like, fuck you. 316 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,360 Speaker 5: You see that wall over there. I'm gonna break that. 317 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,800 Speaker 6: Wall and go on the other side and do it 318 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 6: myself without your help. And that's very brave to do, 319 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,960 Speaker 6: because while you're trying to break through the wall, other 320 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,120 Speaker 6: people are going, why don't. 321 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 5: You ask to go in? 322 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,680 Speaker 6: You're like, well, y'all been asking to go in for 323 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,840 Speaker 6: fifteen years and you're and cause most committeeans don't blow 324 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:45,440 Speaker 6: up until they've been been doing it like twenty thirty years, right, 325 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,800 Speaker 6: you know, So it's just one of those things where 326 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:50,280 Speaker 6: I kind of applied you for being the person that says, 327 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,200 Speaker 6: you know what, fuck this, I've been doing it your way. 328 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,600 Speaker 5: It's not working for me. I'm gonna do it my way, right, 329 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,120 Speaker 5: And I. 330 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,200 Speaker 2: Just I kind of I feel like the way I'm 331 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,160 Speaker 2: trying to do it points out a little bit of 332 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,280 Speaker 2: the hypocrisy of comedy, of the comedy business, which is like, hey, 333 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,360 Speaker 2: we're truth tellers. 334 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,120 Speaker 7: We tell it like it is. We're not afraid. They're 335 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,120 Speaker 7: very afraid, like comedians are very and it is a 336 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,119 Speaker 7: largely chicken shit community. 337 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,800 Speaker 2: And I hate to say it because I have you know, 338 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,720 Speaker 2: I'm not talking about who gives a shit who I'm 339 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,359 Speaker 2: talking about, but it's just a it is very cliquish, 340 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,320 Speaker 2: it's very you had a great set even when you didn't. 341 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,520 Speaker 2: It's all about it is no different. I always thought 342 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 2: comedy was going to be different from like Hollywood, Like 343 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 2: everybody knows the stereotypes about Hollywood. Everybody lies to your face, 344 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,680 Speaker 2: kisses your ass, acts really pleasant. That's the same thing 345 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,840 Speaker 2: in stand up. You know, if there is somebody that 346 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,480 Speaker 2: should be respected or should be nice to, then you 347 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,960 Speaker 2: play your cards right, even if that person's a dick. 348 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 2: And then if somebody is like struggling and they're not 349 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,640 Speaker 2: famous or they're not powerful, then feel free to have 350 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,200 Speaker 2: at them and shit on them, because that'll be cool 351 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,120 Speaker 2: in the little clicks. 352 00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:00,520 Speaker 7: It doesn't reward always the good people, does it, Like 353 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,360 Speaker 7: And I know, like I've seen enough. 354 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,320 Speaker 2: Of these people where there's good people have succeeded, and 355 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,320 Speaker 2: there's like shitty people who just have the image of 356 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,760 Speaker 2: like a decent, fun loving person. And I just figured 357 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:15,000 Speaker 2: I'm struggling to just do it right, like you said, 358 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 2: the regular way, the sort of like hey, I'll you know, 359 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,720 Speaker 2: I'll make some funny parodies and I'll use all the 360 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,760 Speaker 2: right buzzwords and I'll do all the right hashtags, and 361 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:28,359 Speaker 2: or I can just say you know what, every you know, fuck. 362 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,800 Speaker 7: It, I'm just gonna do what. 363 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,640 Speaker 2: And my stuff is funny and it's well made, and 364 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,480 Speaker 2: if they don't like it, that's too bad. And it 365 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,480 Speaker 2: may not make me successful, but at least I have 366 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,240 Speaker 2: my And once again, this sounds, I don't mean sound 367 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 2: like a Whitney Houston song, but at least my integrity. 368 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,280 Speaker 7: Yeah, I know it's dignity, but yeah. 369 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,240 Speaker 4: No, no, no, I know you tried to go away 370 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 4: from it, but it's okay. It's okay, man. 371 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,880 Speaker 5: But that's the truth. 372 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,200 Speaker 6: Is just one of those things where a lot of 373 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:58,640 Speaker 6: people haven't came to the understanding or the enlightenment that 374 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 6: you have. Say, you know, you only have one life 375 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,560 Speaker 6: to live, You're gonna do it, do it right, and 376 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,479 Speaker 6: do it the way you want to do it, versus 377 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,479 Speaker 6: doing it the way everybody has. 378 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,240 Speaker 3: At least you won't regret that shit. Like like I 379 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:15,040 Speaker 3: feel like if you have something like something as good 380 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,520 Speaker 3: as like Comedy Academy, there's so many people that probably 381 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,600 Speaker 3: have thought of something similar to this, but then they 382 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:26,240 Speaker 3: were like, yeah, but what if one day George Lopez 383 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:29,840 Speaker 3: has the George Lopez Comedy Hour and I want to 384 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,119 Speaker 3: get in on it, and he finds out about my 385 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,880 Speaker 3: YouTube video and now I can't get onto it. Because 386 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,680 Speaker 3: what a lot of people don't talk about with comedians, 387 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 3: as much as they talk about having a tough skin, 388 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,720 Speaker 3: as much as they you know, take on the world 389 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 3: and and go at people, they also can be so 390 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,479 Speaker 3: sensitive like it like comedians, uh, you know, because for 391 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,640 Speaker 3: the for the most part, they are able to look 392 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,199 Speaker 3: into a lot of shit like they look you know, 393 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 3: the way like they can make a five minute joke 394 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 3: about like the way someone says hot to them. They 395 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,800 Speaker 3: think they don't turn that off just because the microphone 396 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,160 Speaker 3: is not on. So, you know, I think a lot 397 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,200 Speaker 3: of times, like I listened to podcasts, I listen to 398 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,760 Speaker 3: people's stand up and stuff, A lot of times comedians 399 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,480 Speaker 3: are you can tell like they want to say, like, well, 400 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,400 Speaker 3: this dude's a fucking hack, but they'll never really take 401 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,280 Speaker 3: that shot because it's like, if you start talking about 402 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 3: that dude's mannerisms or how he like does his punchlines, 403 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,560 Speaker 3: all of a sudden, that dude might be the comedy 404 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,480 Speaker 3: mover and shaker one day and be like, yo. 405 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:30,320 Speaker 4: Fuck you, I hate your impression of me or whatever. 406 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,280 Speaker 2: Sure, And one of the things I mean, I remember 407 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,000 Speaker 2: there was a I was doing a festival several years ago, 408 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,800 Speaker 2: and I remember this one comic was doing very well 409 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:40,080 Speaker 2: and he was got. 410 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,520 Speaker 7: He was horrible. I mean, he was a hack, a 411 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,399 Speaker 7: beyond hack. 412 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,560 Speaker 2: And to me, I always look at it, Yes, I 413 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,040 Speaker 2: take it very personally because stand up comedy is you know, 414 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 2: it's an art, it's something you're producing yourself. But I 415 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,560 Speaker 2: also don't judge someone for not liking my comedy if 416 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 2: they keep it kind of on a professional level, like 417 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,560 Speaker 2: if I obviously a YouTube comment that says, fuck this guy, Well, 418 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,000 Speaker 2: that's not a critique of my comedy, No, that's not. 419 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,560 Speaker 7: But but this guy was terrible. 420 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,720 Speaker 2: And I remember looking around the room and everybody seemed 421 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 2: kind of afraid to say it, and I just said 422 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,200 Speaker 2: to a couple comans, I was like, this guy's fucking terrible, right, 423 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,399 Speaker 2: and they like agree. 424 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,040 Speaker 7: It was like a breath, It was like a sigh 425 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:17,520 Speaker 7: of relief. 426 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,600 Speaker 2: Okay, we can say it, like, yes, this dude, this 427 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,200 Speaker 2: is offensive comedy, Like he is offending us at our core. 428 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,359 Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, like we're not. We're not 429 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,240 Speaker 2: saying it to his face. We're all thinking it. So 430 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,840 Speaker 2: what is the real problem with verbalizing it if you're 431 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,879 Speaker 2: not Because I'm not doing it to hurt his feelings. 432 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,159 Speaker 2: I'm not trashing him. I'm literally just saying this is 433 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,760 Speaker 2: as objective as an art can be. This is terrible comedy, right, 434 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:42,640 Speaker 2: and you. 435 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,480 Speaker 3: Never know who's gonna make it either. So that's the 436 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,879 Speaker 3: other thing is because people kind of get the green 437 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,919 Speaker 3: light without necessarily passing through the channels of like you know, 438 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,439 Speaker 3: all the ways that they tell you, like he was 439 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,040 Speaker 3: a stand up for seventy five years and he's a 440 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,760 Speaker 3: grizzled veteran, and then he finally they got a pilot, 441 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,600 Speaker 3: and then he finally got that green lighted. 442 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,919 Speaker 4: Then one day he earned his way. 443 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,920 Speaker 3: Onto the show because because like it could be Vinnie 444 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 3: from fucking Jersey Shore that gets the thing, and you 445 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,720 Speaker 3: know you shit on Vinnie and now Vinnie Comedy Central 446 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,480 Speaker 3: gave Vinnie is on a half hour special where he 447 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,879 Speaker 3: invites comedians on, and now you can't get go to 448 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,960 Speaker 3: the fucking special. 449 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,280 Speaker 2: Well, and that's the thing that's I think my perspective 450 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,800 Speaker 2: on comedy has been it's not even that I'm giving 451 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,159 Speaker 2: up on comedy or stand up. I like it too 452 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,960 Speaker 2: much and I'm too I hate this. I know it 453 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,239 Speaker 2: sounds shitty to say, but I'm too good to just 454 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,680 Speaker 2: stop because like I you know, I go on the 455 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,479 Speaker 2: road and I kill it and I do well in 456 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:42,200 Speaker 2: New York like I do. Like my stand up is good. 457 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,520 Speaker 2: There's no like anybody who says it's not good at 458 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,159 Speaker 2: least is just an idiot. 459 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,400 Speaker 7: Like I'm not saying you have to. 460 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 2: Think I'm great or that I'm the best, or that 461 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,800 Speaker 2: I'm better than the comics you like. But if you 462 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,720 Speaker 2: can't recognize I can recognize Jeff Foxworthy is a good 463 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,640 Speaker 2: comic without having to be like I want to get 464 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,879 Speaker 2: tickets to Jeff Foxworthy's show. True, Like I see he 465 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:04,439 Speaker 2: is skilled and quality at his brand of comedy. But 466 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,720 Speaker 2: I uh, I just think I like, I gave up 467 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,640 Speaker 2: on just what worrying about that stuff? Like I don't 468 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 2: know if you saw it, but I had written a 469 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 2: blog where I posted that clip from The Fan with 470 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 2: Wesley Snipe, Yeah, where he. 471 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,160 Speaker 7: Just tells Denier, I just stopped caring. 472 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 3: Right, And that's how I be broke as slump was. 473 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,320 Speaker 3: He just didn't give a fuck anymore. And now he's 474 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,119 Speaker 3: it and again, because. 475 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,200 Speaker 2: All I want to do at this point is I've 476 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,399 Speaker 2: given up on making a living at comedy. So if 477 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,479 Speaker 2: I make a living at comedy, it's gonna be a 478 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,960 Speaker 2: pleasant surprise. But what I haven't given up on is 479 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:40,960 Speaker 2: making the best quality humor of my you know, representative 480 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,240 Speaker 2: of my voice that I can. So if that's a 481 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,800 Speaker 2: little aggressive and a little cynical and a little mean, 482 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,160 Speaker 2: that's that's that's my comedy voice. It took me eleven 483 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 2: years to figure out how to kind of be the 484 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,240 Speaker 2: funniest and unique, most unique kind of persona. And I 485 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,480 Speaker 2: don't mean to say persona like I'm putting on an act, 486 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 2: but like channel it into the best act for me 487 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,560 Speaker 2: that I could. So now it's like, well, I'll just 488 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:05,920 Speaker 2: do that. 489 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 7: Are they gonna do? 490 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,080 Speaker 2: What's George Lopez gonna do? Like stop me from teaching 491 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:09,879 Speaker 2: at a high school? 492 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 7: True? Or like working at a law firm for doing 493 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 7: an impression? No, he's not. 494 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,320 Speaker 2: So Like, if that's where my money's gonna be in 495 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,560 Speaker 2: a year or two, then that's where my money's gonna 496 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,560 Speaker 2: be and they can't touch it. So I'm gonna have, 497 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 2: like I said, at least my artistic integrity, as pretentious 498 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,360 Speaker 2: as that sounds. 499 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,720 Speaker 4: So what a now kind of doubt? 500 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,240 Speaker 3: Going back for a second, can you give people the 501 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,439 Speaker 3: like concept, like what exactly Comedy Academy is? I know 502 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,360 Speaker 3: you explained it a long time ago when you were 503 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,520 Speaker 3: first starting it, but it's been a month. 504 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,879 Speaker 4: So what is Comedy Academy And what exactly is the 505 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:40,600 Speaker 4: video series? 506 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 2: Well, it's a it's kind of a spin off, if 507 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:45,960 Speaker 2: you will, of the one video I had that really 508 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,480 Speaker 2: went Huge, which was Louis C. K Tell's The Classics, 509 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,120 Speaker 2: which was you know, it was kind of a as 510 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,520 Speaker 2: weird as it sounds. You know in Rocky four, when 511 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,280 Speaker 2: Rocky's getting his ass beat by Drago and then Drago 512 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,600 Speaker 2: just takes a while, I mean, Rocky takes a wild 513 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,320 Speaker 2: swim and cuts Drago, and the announcers. 514 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,200 Speaker 7: Like the Russian is cut, the Russian is kind It 515 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,159 Speaker 7: was like one of those weird moments where everybody just 516 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 7: was like, what is he is? He's fucking with c 517 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 7: K and it's actually like funny and good. This is weird. 518 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,320 Speaker 7: So it blew up. 519 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,439 Speaker 2: And I thought, like then I started making videos just 520 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,679 Speaker 2: more akin to that sensibility, like the Alt Wolf video, 521 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,280 Speaker 2: the Scared Straight video. 522 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,480 Speaker 7: Just kind of turning a mirror on comedy. 523 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,440 Speaker 2: And then I said, okay, I want to get back 524 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,399 Speaker 2: to I want to get back to my hit maker. 525 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,879 Speaker 2: So so the The Academy was just like he's running 526 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,919 Speaker 2: a school, and you know, Luisy K is running a 527 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:41,200 Speaker 2: fictional school where different comics teach different aspects of comedy, 528 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:45,200 Speaker 2: and some there's there's multi purposes to the to the casting. 529 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,919 Speaker 2: Some was just to showcase good, showcase good impressions, just 530 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,119 Speaker 2: almost like an SNL reel, like oh, I can do 531 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,280 Speaker 2: this impression, he can do that impression. The second point 532 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,919 Speaker 2: was to kind of make fun of a few specific comedians, 533 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,879 Speaker 2: and the third was just to make to really hammer 534 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,480 Speaker 2: home some of the bullshit in comedy. Like the final episode, 535 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,240 Speaker 2: which may not get as many hits because it doesn't 536 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,560 Speaker 2: have any celebrities, is a Comedy Central seminar where they 537 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,200 Speaker 2: come to the school and advise the students and kind 538 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:18,040 Speaker 2: of pick their pick their next stars. And it's a complete, 539 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:23,199 Speaker 2: full throated fuck you and a complete mockery of what 540 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,360 Speaker 2: they're doing to stand up comedy. Because what they're doing 541 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,879 Speaker 2: to stand up comedy, stand up comedy gave birth to 542 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 2: Comedy Central and now and now they're using it as 543 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:36,679 Speaker 2: like a middleman to develop like TV show stars and personalities. 544 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,960 Speaker 2: So like they're not looking for the what are the 545 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,960 Speaker 2: fifteen best half hours we can put on TV? It's 546 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,640 Speaker 2: who were the fifteen people that we could will sprinkle 547 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,320 Speaker 2: in two or three veterans so it looks legit, and 548 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,680 Speaker 2: then we're gonna pick ten hot, fresh young faces who 549 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,800 Speaker 2: may only have twenty five minutes of good material, but 550 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,560 Speaker 2: we'll ask them to do a half hour and if 551 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,360 Speaker 2: our demographic likes them, if the bros. 552 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,840 Speaker 7: Like them, right, which is what, then we'll build around them. 553 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:02,800 Speaker 7: And that's the funny thing. 554 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,359 Speaker 2: I had a friend who had a meeting with Comedy 555 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 2: Central or a showcase with them, and they went over 556 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,359 Speaker 2: a set and said, we'd like to put you on 557 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,760 Speaker 2: the you know, the Comics to watch show for next year. 558 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,639 Speaker 2: So obviously my friend is like, oh, that's great. But 559 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,840 Speaker 2: they said, but can you move away? Because he's a young, 560 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,600 Speaker 2: married guy, And they said, can you move away from 561 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,160 Speaker 2: the family stuff because our demographic this is a quote, 562 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,480 Speaker 2: our demographic is bros, so we're looking for more like 563 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,439 Speaker 2: weed and alcohol and hook up stuff. Like family stuff 564 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,120 Speaker 2: isn't going to resonate, so it should be called bro Central, 565 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,960 Speaker 2: right it is, And sometimes that yields good stuff, like 566 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,280 Speaker 2: like I think Workaholics is a genuinely brilliant comedy and 567 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,320 Speaker 2: that's obviously geared towards like twenty five year old white. 568 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,800 Speaker 7: Guys because that's who the three stars are. But it's 569 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,640 Speaker 7: a brilliant show. It's really funny. But and Tosh point, 570 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,280 Speaker 7: oh I find Daniel Tosh hilarious. 571 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 2: Me too, But just because you found gold in that 572 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 2: like it's it's it's the same way stopping frisk in 573 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:01,920 Speaker 2: New York. 574 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,480 Speaker 7: You're gonna catch criminals. 575 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,840 Speaker 2: If you fucking stop six hundred thousand black men in 576 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,959 Speaker 2: New York City, somebody's gonna be doing something illegal. What 577 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,119 Speaker 2: do you do with the other nine ninety percent of 578 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,680 Speaker 2: stops that were total bullshit? 579 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,280 Speaker 7: That's what Comedy Central's casting is. 580 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,119 Speaker 2: So they get a Tash in a Workaholics, but they 581 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 2: have a lot of other bullshit. 582 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:25,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, And for a while after Tash, like his show 583 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,720 Speaker 3: got like really successful, and they actually started running the 584 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,040 Speaker 3: seasons longer and taking less breaks between seasons, Like it 585 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,879 Speaker 3: feels like Tosh has a new episode like every like 586 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,280 Speaker 3: it feels like it really does feel like there's at 587 00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,360 Speaker 3: least thirty weeks a year that he has a new episode. 588 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 7: Season four, episode forty two, right right. 589 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,680 Speaker 3: And I remember when it was like, oh, I can't 590 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,320 Speaker 3: wait for that to come back now, it's like is 591 00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:47,879 Speaker 3: this still on? 592 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,240 Speaker 4: You know, like is this newer or repeat? 593 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,040 Speaker 3: But then they started going with you know, Jess Neek 594 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,560 Speaker 3: and I'm not saying these people are bad, but kind 595 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,439 Speaker 3: of the same style. 596 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,639 Speaker 4: The other dude who does the roast. 597 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,120 Speaker 3: He had to show the burn for a while, right, 598 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,880 Speaker 3: and it was like mean comedy, Like, now, mean white 599 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,360 Speaker 3: dudes doing mean comedy is going to be the new 600 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,680 Speaker 3: thing for a while, and and it seems like it's 601 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 3: kind of died down because I don't think those shows 602 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,359 Speaker 3: are successful. 603 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,520 Speaker 2: Every time frat bros need to take a pause from 604 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:22,680 Speaker 2: date ray thing right, watch to get some mean spirited 605 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,200 Speaker 2: comedy and then they can come back. 606 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,280 Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, it's like we're out of roofies. Oh, Jeff 607 00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:29,920 Speaker 4: Ross is on, Well. 608 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,800 Speaker 7: He's talking shit about minorities and games. All right, let's 609 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,480 Speaker 7: recharge before he run a train on that passed out 610 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,880 Speaker 7: and ship right life bro. 611 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 3: Yeah that's how it felt, man, And now hopefully actually 612 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,040 Speaker 3: like the at Midnight show, which you know is getting 613 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,560 Speaker 3: at least some different kind of comedians out there than 614 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,760 Speaker 3: the necessarily the straight up bros. But it's kind of 615 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,640 Speaker 3: like the nerd bros now, so to be their turn 616 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,200 Speaker 3: and is it. 617 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:57,960 Speaker 5: Just me, y'all? 618 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,520 Speaker 6: But all demographics Comedy Central, So it's like, but they're 619 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,639 Speaker 6: not catering to me or to you guys. They're like, 620 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,040 Speaker 6: if you're not a white male between the ages of 621 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,240 Speaker 6: eighteen to thirty, five. 622 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,120 Speaker 3: Flug you, Well, that's the coveted give demographic of everything 623 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,600 Speaker 3: that's not just Comedy Central. 624 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,920 Speaker 7: So funny now because I keep looking at it, I'm like, well, 625 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:21,600 Speaker 7: isn't isn't this like the most unemployed generation of young people? 626 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 2: They don't have the dollars to spend on all your advertisers. 627 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 2: You should be targeting like the thirty five to fifty 628 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,000 Speaker 2: year old demographic. 629 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,359 Speaker 7: Right, yeah, it might be a young buck. 630 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,520 Speaker 3: Also, like they don't They're not bringing different perspectives, and 631 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 3: I think that's what's killing them. Like when you look 632 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,240 Speaker 3: at like HBO, who doesn't really do a lot of comedy, 633 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 3: but the comedy they do seems to differentiate from one another. Yes, 634 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,680 Speaker 3: where you know there's not just there aren't the two 635 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,480 Speaker 3: shows like Entourage or the two shows like Girls like 636 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,720 Speaker 3: they go, let's make three or four really quality comedy 637 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,480 Speaker 3: shows every year that people will go, oh, VP is 638 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,600 Speaker 3: completely different than Ladies or whatever. I forget the Hello 639 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,760 Speaker 3: Ladies Ladies so yeah and there, but there's no other 640 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 3: Hello Ladies on there. There's curvey enthusiasms. 641 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,000 Speaker 4: Isn't that? 642 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,640 Speaker 3: But it feels like Comedy Central is more like put 643 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,239 Speaker 3: in comedy in a factory machine that just kind of 644 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 3: cuts out the same shit over and over and over it. 645 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,320 Speaker 5: And I think that's the issue that I have. 646 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,880 Speaker 6: It's almost like they, I think, my personal opinion about 647 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:35,240 Speaker 6: Comedy Central, Comedy Central had a gold mine in uh 648 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 6: Dave Chappelle, and I don't think they realize how special 649 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,000 Speaker 6: he was at the time when the show was actually 650 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:42,480 Speaker 6: going on. 651 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,160 Speaker 7: And they did offer him special money though, yeah they did. 652 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 3: They did by the end because he gave him that money. 653 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,320 Speaker 6: They did by the end, but I think initially I 654 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 6: don't think they realized what they had and it was 655 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,520 Speaker 6: just one of those things where I think they're looking 656 00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,480 Speaker 6: for that again. 657 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,080 Speaker 5: I literally think that that's what it like. 658 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,480 Speaker 6: He's like, you said, you're you're digging trying to find 659 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,520 Speaker 6: the next gold nugget. 660 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,760 Speaker 2: I'll tell them where they can look. YouTube dot com, 661 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:08,680 Speaker 2: slash j L. 662 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:14,120 Speaker 4: Covan, there you go, Commy, I know you're listening, get 663 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:14,479 Speaker 4: on it. 664 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:15,520 Speaker 7: Yeah. 665 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,800 Speaker 4: And what's funny though, is. 666 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,800 Speaker 3: The reason that I think Chappelle came out of Blue 667 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,800 Speaker 3: was because it was a different perspective than what they 668 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,520 Speaker 3: had on the show, on their negwork before. Yes, and 669 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,400 Speaker 3: that's the kind of ship I think that brings in 670 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,600 Speaker 3: new people, and I think because then they remember when 671 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,960 Speaker 3: they tried to Chocolate News after that, cause like these 672 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,440 Speaker 3: are more black people doing comedy and it wasn't that 673 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 3: you know, these people aren't necessarily bad, but it's just 674 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,760 Speaker 3: like it's this is the product that you're putting out 675 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,480 Speaker 3: is like Chappelle Show Light and no one's tuning in 676 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:45,760 Speaker 3: for that. 677 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:46,160 Speaker 1: Nope. 678 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,240 Speaker 7: Yeah. I was annoyed by that because David Allen Greer 679 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,920 Speaker 7: is a funny dude. He is man. 680 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,240 Speaker 4: I felt so bad for him. 681 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,000 Speaker 7: But then they had, you know, mind of Mencia got 682 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,400 Speaker 7: three seasons. 683 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,800 Speaker 5: And that was that was that was that was. 684 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,360 Speaker 2: That wasn't Chappelle Light. That was Chappelle retarded. It was 685 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,680 Speaker 2: it was so like Chappelle for Dummies. They could have 686 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,520 Speaker 2: had that store like Chappelle for Dummies read by Carlos Mencia. 687 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,440 Speaker 4: It really was, dude. 688 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,320 Speaker 3: Like I remember watching the nvent like these motherfuckers do 689 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,680 Speaker 3: not even care. It's like this is Latino Chappelle. We 690 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,760 Speaker 3: are just gonna have him do Kanye. I remember when 691 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 3: he did the Kanye West get and he was saying 692 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,360 Speaker 3: the N word, and I was like, they officially just 693 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,040 Speaker 3: might as well said Dave Drafelle fleas come back like 694 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,640 Speaker 3: because there was no need for him to even have 695 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 3: to go there, but it was just like, we gotta 696 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,800 Speaker 3: get him to do it. Guys, well, this is what 697 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,400 Speaker 3: Chapelle would have done if he was here. 698 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,560 Speaker 2: I'm just disappointed, but you know, you know this about me. 699 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,680 Speaker 2: I'm disappointed that that Key and Peel is so successful. 700 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,520 Speaker 7: I just whenever I can't help it. I whenever I 701 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,880 Speaker 7: plip that show on, I'll watch a sketch and I'll 702 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,320 Speaker 7: just get the feeling. I really get this feeling like 703 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,760 Speaker 7: I don't think those guys like black people. 704 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:54,959 Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what. 705 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,840 Speaker 3: You pointed it out and josh Homer and josh Homer 706 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,720 Speaker 3: I listened to that so and it really did change 707 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,680 Speaker 3: the way that I viewed the show because while I 708 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,320 Speaker 3: still think I'm more leaning towards Joshua, I still think 709 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,600 Speaker 3: there's a lot of credible sketches on there. There there 710 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,800 Speaker 3: is an undertone of we were the black kids who 711 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,360 Speaker 3: couldn't hang out with black kids. 712 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,200 Speaker 2: So that's what I had said, because and that was 713 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,360 Speaker 2: more in inference. He said they grew up in the 714 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,440 Speaker 2: Upper West Side or in the white neighborhoods as mixed kids. 715 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,600 Speaker 2: It was like they didn't have the and if you 716 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,840 Speaker 2: go back twenty years, it was it was probably much 717 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,719 Speaker 2: more important to kind of fit in with a group, 718 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,800 Speaker 2: and they were more in that Tiger Woods probably group 719 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,280 Speaker 2: where it was like, you know, Tiger Woods will hang 720 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,920 Speaker 2: out with the Asian kids more than the Black kids. 721 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,960 Speaker 2: And I feel like this show it feels a little 722 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,200 Speaker 2: bit like Revenge. 723 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, it does, because they don't. 724 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,800 Speaker 2: Even have like credible as talented as they are, because 725 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,400 Speaker 2: I've seen especially Key, I've seen him on Mad TV, 726 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,239 Speaker 2: and I thought he was hysterical. That's a guy with 727 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,720 Speaker 2: like real, actual talent for comedy. When they do their 728 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 2: act outs like oft or something, it is worse than 729 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,560 Speaker 2: a white person doing like a thug. 730 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,040 Speaker 7: Voice, right, looks so cheesy and bad, and it's like, 731 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,240 Speaker 7: I don't even know, I think you could actually do 732 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,920 Speaker 7: a more realistic thug voice, but you choose to do 733 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,320 Speaker 7: this kind of politic what's up, Marion, what's up? You 734 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,800 Speaker 7: won't drink this liquor? Right? 735 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,160 Speaker 3: And the thing is, I do think, like I think 736 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,920 Speaker 3: their perspective is like a quote unquote valid perspective, like 737 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,280 Speaker 3: that does speak. 738 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,800 Speaker 4: For a lot of black kids. That sure threw up 739 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,600 Speaker 4: in that situation. 740 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,320 Speaker 3: But but as far as a voice to their comedy 741 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,120 Speaker 3: is the same voice of people I wouldn't want to 742 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:35,720 Speaker 3: hang out with. 743 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,520 Speaker 2: And it's a to me, it's I can flip on 744 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,640 Speaker 2: a random episode, if I on a capia, there's like 745 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,200 Speaker 2: an eighty percent chance that I will see exactly what 746 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,400 Speaker 2: I'm talking now, kind of like a like, I ge, 747 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,440 Speaker 2: we get it. Black names are funny, and you're gonna 748 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,120 Speaker 2: pound that as much as possible, and like you're gonna 749 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:59,240 Speaker 2: make fun of anything, any little moment that that's maybe humorous, 750 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,200 Speaker 2: but you're gonna do it twenty five times a season 751 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,960 Speaker 2: and it's just gonna be like, Okay, we get it. 752 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,640 Speaker 2: You have like you have some hostility towards towards and 753 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,440 Speaker 2: the segments of the black community that didn't maybe accept you. 754 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,920 Speaker 3: And also like the thing is like some of the 755 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:18,040 Speaker 3: stuff is funny because people don't think about that guy 756 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,080 Speaker 3: often like that. It is always just like if you 757 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,200 Speaker 3: grow up a certain way, you need to fit in 758 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,440 Speaker 3: this pool or that pool. And people don't really approach 759 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,399 Speaker 3: a lot of black people with the idea that hey, 760 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 3: you might not really know shit about black people. And 761 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,640 Speaker 3: I do like whenever they hit a skit on that note, 762 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,120 Speaker 3: I like, I will laugh so hard because that's authentic 763 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,160 Speaker 3: and genuine to their experience. Yeah, and like they're like, 764 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,239 Speaker 3: there was a skit last year where one guy was 765 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,560 Speaker 3: supposed to be like legitimately from the hood. They were 766 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,400 Speaker 3: on the set of The Wire, and the other guy's 767 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,680 Speaker 3: an actor trying to portray somebody from the hood, And 768 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,279 Speaker 3: so everyone's giving this actor all the credit in the world, 769 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,880 Speaker 3: even though he sounds inauthentic. 770 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,480 Speaker 4: Ship, which if you did. 771 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,360 Speaker 3: Watch The Wire, is exactly what happened with Idris Elba, 772 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,640 Speaker 3: who people to this day like that guy is a 773 00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,359 Speaker 3: legendary great actor because how he played that thuh blah 774 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,000 Speaker 3: blah blah. 775 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,680 Speaker 4: But there are other people in there. 776 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,080 Speaker 3: There, just like from Baltimore who went to prison and 777 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,080 Speaker 3: then got a job on the Wire as also. 778 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:24,400 Speaker 7: An actor, Slim Charles and who did time. 779 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:29,160 Speaker 3: Rocket prison, and nobody's given no one's like, yo, how 780 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,360 Speaker 3: the fuck did a person who went from like robbing 781 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,640 Speaker 3: people and selling drugs become a credible actor for this series? 782 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,560 Speaker 4: Instead, it's just Idris Elba isn't even from America, y'all. 783 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,560 Speaker 3: And that and that was like that skit was so good, 784 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,560 Speaker 3: but then the next skit will just be like I'm 785 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,839 Speaker 3: rasting Miss Jones, I'm black back of the Blue. 786 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,400 Speaker 4: You're like, okay, guys, I remember I had. 787 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,719 Speaker 2: That thing on us Huff Post Live uh, and Neil 788 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,960 Speaker 2: Brennan was on it. And I had written this thing 789 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,359 Speaker 2: for Post called ten things that should be retired from 790 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,080 Speaker 2: stand up and one of the first things on the 791 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:07,360 Speaker 2: list was the name Tyrone should not be in comedy anymore. 792 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 2: It was like Tyrone and Leroy, like whenever a white 793 00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,200 Speaker 2: person the big reveal of a joke is like So 794 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,680 Speaker 2: then anyway, he walks in and he's you know, my 795 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,080 Speaker 2: daughter comes home from college and she's introducing me to 796 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:17,680 Speaker 2: her a boyfriend. 797 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,120 Speaker 7: She's like, this is Tyrone. 798 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,960 Speaker 2: And it's like, aha, you were uncomfortable because she brought 799 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,640 Speaker 2: a clearly black guy because his name's Tyrone. I'm like, 800 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:29,360 Speaker 2: this isn't nineteen seventy seven, Like give me a day, Sean, 801 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,680 Speaker 2: Like give me something that would sound like like that's 802 00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,120 Speaker 2: all I'm asking update the material. So Neil Brennan was like, like, 803 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,360 Speaker 2: I never hear somebody like I haven't heard a Leroy 804 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,800 Speaker 2: or a Tyrone reference in years and I'm like, Okay, 805 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,799 Speaker 2: well you're not in the trenches of shitty comedy like 806 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:48,279 Speaker 2: I am. A week later, on Keyan Peel, a guy 807 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,160 Speaker 2: walks in. It's like it's a Jesus of Nazareth spoof 808 00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,080 Speaker 2: where like Mary Magdalen has a pimp. His name is 809 00:36:54,160 --> 00:37:00,000 Speaker 2: Gali Leroy. Get the fuck out of here, this guy. 810 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,640 Speaker 7: I just dropped that. 811 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:05,520 Speaker 3: Galli Leroy wort send that link to add Neil Brennan, Like, 812 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:06,319 Speaker 3: here you go, Neil. 813 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,080 Speaker 7: I didn't tweet ad him, but I was just like, Okay, 814 00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:14,400 Speaker 7: hasn't heard Leroy in ten years? Check out Comedy Central. 815 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,759 Speaker 4: Right, the number one show whatever. Yeah, that's crazy man. 816 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:18,960 Speaker 7: Now. 817 00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,920 Speaker 3: I also I saw that there's gonna be a fourteen 818 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,200 Speaker 3: year old opening up at Carolines. 819 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,160 Speaker 7: Yeah, finally he's waited long enough. 820 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,160 Speaker 4: Yeah. 821 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:34,799 Speaker 3: It reminds me of the Grammys and Music Awards, where 822 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,000 Speaker 3: like the newest young kid like wins an award and 823 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,719 Speaker 3: then when he has to give a speech, because you know, 824 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,439 Speaker 3: everyone gives a speech. His speech is always like thank 825 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,400 Speaker 3: you to everyone who believed in me, and we fought 826 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,920 Speaker 3: so hard for so long my whole life, right, it's 827 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,800 Speaker 3: just like all twelve years of it all twelve years. 828 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,560 Speaker 5: I have a question, what is his jokes going to 829 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,080 Speaker 5: be about geometry? Trigonometry? 830 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,520 Speaker 4: I don't think anyone's doing gell Jim no no to fourteen. 831 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,160 Speaker 3: At fourteen, No one's doing that joke because you haven't 832 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,120 Speaker 3: taken those classes yet. 833 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:06,920 Speaker 4: Fourteen. 834 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,680 Speaker 3: I'm too it would be algebra one, I believe if 835 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:15,040 Speaker 3: he's smart. If he's smart, oh, if he's taking apses. 836 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,799 Speaker 2: That his mom writes his jokes, who knows. But I 837 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:21,520 Speaker 2: just think it's it's there are certain things that shouldn't 838 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,320 Speaker 2: be done for a buck. If you're a comedy club 839 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,640 Speaker 2: and everybody knows that that that series, that breakout artist 840 00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,240 Speaker 2: series has long since just become sort of a bringer 841 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,640 Speaker 2: show for people to like claim they headline Carolines. And 842 00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,560 Speaker 2: to me, I think that's that's another thing nobody will say. 843 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,480 Speaker 2: You know, people are hesitant to say it because they 844 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,120 Speaker 2: don't want to fuck with their money or their chance. 845 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,080 Speaker 2: But it's like, no, no, no, this is on its 846 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,480 Speaker 2: face disrespectful to stand up like this kid's going to 847 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:51,279 Speaker 2: claim to headline Carolines, No at fourteen, at fourteen, and 848 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,280 Speaker 2: like when I headline Carolines in you know, another ten years, 849 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,840 Speaker 2: Like hypothetically that's going to mean a giant shit to 850 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,560 Speaker 2: of importance to me because that would have been a 851 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,399 Speaker 2: very long climb to a very important milestone, and nobody 852 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,400 Speaker 2: would have quit. You know, his Wednesday breakout series with 853 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,560 Speaker 2: a headlining weekend. 854 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,800 Speaker 7: But if I headlined a Thursday. 855 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,279 Speaker 2: Late show, that's a huge deal if I get it 856 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,960 Speaker 2: on my merits for my hard work. 857 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,120 Speaker 3: But now you can share that honor with you. And 858 00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,160 Speaker 3: Simon Cadell, the fourteen year old. 859 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,759 Speaker 6: Yeah, when he turned fifteen, niggas and pussy, he might 860 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,040 Speaker 6: not even want to do comedy anymore. 861 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,160 Speaker 5: What the hell? Can you know how quick kids changed 862 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:28,840 Speaker 5: their minds? 863 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,919 Speaker 4: Right, He's like, actually I picked up basketball. 864 00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,880 Speaker 5: No more comedy for me. 865 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,399 Speaker 4: It's actually good guys. Uh, I'm gonna do this. 866 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,120 Speaker 5: I can drink and smoke now I'm out. 867 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,480 Speaker 4: Well, that would be awesome too. 868 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,560 Speaker 3: Is like a fourteen year old could just be like 869 00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,880 Speaker 3: and now I'm gonna be like little bow wow in 870 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,960 Speaker 3: like Mike and play in the NBA for a year. 871 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,759 Speaker 5: You can't sit that age shank with the wind. 872 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:52,000 Speaker 3: And because the NBA decided fuck talent, a credentials and 873 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,840 Speaker 3: hard work, right, this is cute. 874 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,520 Speaker 4: We can sell a lot of fourteen year old jerseys. 875 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:58,439 Speaker 4: That would be dope. 876 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,479 Speaker 5: Yeah, this is us. Ooh, the classmates gonna come watching 877 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,640 Speaker 5: at Carolines and some shit. 878 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,439 Speaker 4: Uh, jail you recently did? 879 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,960 Speaker 3: I thought I saw a picture you recently go into 880 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,160 Speaker 3: a school and speaking, Like what do you do when 881 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,320 Speaker 3: you go to a school and speak? 882 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:16,920 Speaker 7: Man, oh, Baltimore Law School. I just do basically I do. 883 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,319 Speaker 2: It's a stand up show, but I have, you know, 884 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,880 Speaker 2: about forty five minutes of kind of lost stories and 885 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,680 Speaker 2: law jokes from school to jobs. 886 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,360 Speaker 7: And just current events. 887 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,800 Speaker 2: So it's just kind of a slightly tamer material, A 888 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,640 Speaker 2: lot of material I don't really do in clubs, but 889 00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:36,879 Speaker 2: I cultivated over a couple of years, so it's it's 890 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,480 Speaker 2: closer to like a corporate show, but it's still comedy. 891 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,360 Speaker 7: I know. It kind of looked like I was like 892 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,160 Speaker 7: a you know, doing like a Ted talk. 893 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:48,560 Speaker 4: Yeah. I was like jail like teaching some fucking congressional law. 894 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:48,799 Speaker 7: Yeah. 895 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,359 Speaker 5: I was like, what's a good loud joke? 896 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,520 Speaker 2: Well, like, I know, I'll talk about there's one joke 897 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,279 Speaker 2: that I you know, for instance, when I was working 898 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,960 Speaker 2: at the DA's office. Because everybody watches CSI, they think 899 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,200 Speaker 2: they know science and law. So I lost a jury 900 00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,400 Speaker 2: trial in at the bronx DA's office and afterwards I'm 901 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,880 Speaker 2: asking the jury, you know, why did you acquit? You know, 902 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,719 Speaker 2: it was a good case, and one guy said no 903 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,960 Speaker 2: Semen and I said, huh, he goes no semen Man 904 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,279 Speaker 2: was no Seman got to acquit and I said, I said, 905 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,480 Speaker 2: I understand, but this was a check fraud case. 906 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:21,040 Speaker 7: Yeah. 907 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:25,480 Speaker 3: I Actually we read an article once about jury's that 908 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,080 Speaker 3: think they know shit because of those shows. 909 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,400 Speaker 2: And now I had to work on an article for 910 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,600 Speaker 2: research for an article all the way back in two 911 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,759 Speaker 2: thousand and three for the US Attorney in DC, when 912 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,000 Speaker 2: I was working there, like a summer of law school, 913 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,239 Speaker 2: and he was like already kind of talking about that 914 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,560 Speaker 2: topic and how it was starting to affect juris. 915 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:44,520 Speaker 7: Yeah. 916 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, then this was like maybe last year, and they 917 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,200 Speaker 3: were saying like, like, jury selection is actually pretty difficult 918 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,880 Speaker 3: because people are like, well, you know, you could just 919 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,840 Speaker 3: because it's not just that they're watching CSI, Like it 920 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,399 Speaker 3: actually probably wouldn't even be that bad if they watched 921 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,960 Speaker 3: like First forty eight or something, but they're watching like 922 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,560 Speaker 3: Miami CSI where they put a piece of paper on 923 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:12,240 Speaker 3: a machine and the hologram just pops up of seven 924 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,640 Speaker 3: the faces of seven potential suspects and a diagram of 925 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,680 Speaker 3: their car and the tire tracks, and you're. 926 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,480 Speaker 5: Like, we can wrap this up in thirty minutes, right, and. 927 00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,560 Speaker 3: It looks like minority reporting shit and like so people 928 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,279 Speaker 3: will be like, well, why didn't y'all just like you know, 929 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,600 Speaker 3: put that shit into the DNA machine and like, what 930 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,640 Speaker 3: the fuck are you talking about? 931 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,319 Speaker 5: You know, to take six eight weeks to get this 932 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,200 Speaker 5: ship back from the app come on. 933 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,840 Speaker 2: And it's also you know, even like fingerprints on guns, 934 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,480 Speaker 2: people think that's just a basic thing, like, oh, well, 935 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,279 Speaker 2: if you have the gun, there's fingerprints. It's like no, 936 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,120 Speaker 2: because of oil and because of what, like guns don't 937 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:47,720 Speaker 2: always maintain fingerprints. But we've been trained to sort of think, oh, well, 938 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,399 Speaker 2: you know, if he had it, he would have fingerprints, right, 939 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,400 Speaker 2: that's what they dust it in the show and then 940 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:53,920 Speaker 2: it's done. 941 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,799 Speaker 4: It's right, check his DNA on the fingerprints, Like what 942 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:57,319 Speaker 4: are you taking? 943 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,200 Speaker 5: Blow some powder and the fingerprints show up. 944 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,200 Speaker 6: Don't work, sir, Just have a seat back into jersey 945 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,920 Speaker 6: over then we're gonna we're gonna refuse you right now. 946 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,640 Speaker 3: All right, man, let's talk about what you really came 947 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,800 Speaker 3: here to discuss, because I know it's been an ongoing 948 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,160 Speaker 3: point of contention at this point. 949 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,720 Speaker 7: Jail Is this gonna involve mister Tom Hanks? 950 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:20,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I found I finally saw Captain Phillips and. 951 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,960 Speaker 7: He's doing some breathing exercises. 952 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,120 Speaker 3: And uh, in case jail gets valid, guys, it's Comedy 953 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,560 Speaker 3: Academy on YouTube. 954 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, can I do the yeah yeah dot com slash 955 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,319 Speaker 2: jail covein and it's uh. Four episodes are up now, 956 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,920 Speaker 2: two more will go up at midnight, two more tomorrow, 957 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,560 Speaker 2: and the last the final episode Friday. So please subscribe 958 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,840 Speaker 2: and tweet and share if you like one episode or 959 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,040 Speaker 2: the whole thing's you. 960 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,440 Speaker 4: Know, yeah, and it's getting good reviews. 961 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,840 Speaker 3: I've already I've got one right here from Lisa O'Daniel, 962 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,359 Speaker 3: who says on YouTube, this is the worst thing I've 963 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:55,880 Speaker 3: ever seen. 964 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,960 Speaker 7: I don't watch that's that's my Stalker's that Daniel? 965 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:05,200 Speaker 3: I mean, what's that dude's name? Nagan something nin Voldemort? 966 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,960 Speaker 3: He should not be named. Uh. 967 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:09,880 Speaker 4: This is a great review. 968 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,799 Speaker 3: It says I'm white and I find it offensive, which 969 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,279 Speaker 3: means everyone should go listen to this and watch it, 970 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,480 Speaker 3: and uh, I put positive thumb thumbs ups on all 971 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:23,680 Speaker 3: the ones I've watched so far because of ship like that, 972 00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,279 Speaker 3: because uh, there's so many people. 973 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:26,839 Speaker 7: That guy's lying. 974 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,680 Speaker 2: He's lying because there's a line in there where he 975 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,480 Speaker 2: says everybody that liked it on Facebook. 976 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,080 Speaker 4: Was white comedians. 977 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:36,680 Speaker 2: Is a white comedian with no audience either, like my 978 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,560 Speaker 2: stalker whose name I don't want to put out, that's him, 979 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,280 Speaker 2: Like he can't help but show his like goofy signature 980 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,759 Speaker 2: on everything he writes. 981 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,960 Speaker 3: Right, And you know, I enjoyed it as a as 982 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:53,080 Speaker 3: a reminder that people who hate shit find the time 983 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,640 Speaker 3: to hate ship. Yeah, so I would like to remind 984 00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,440 Speaker 3: everybody because I know you're gonna go watch the videos. 985 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,759 Speaker 4: I know you're gonna enjoy them. 986 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,200 Speaker 3: I'll definitely put them on the on the page for 987 00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:04,120 Speaker 3: the black out tips. 988 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,520 Speaker 4: Can you give them the thumbs up a little? Can 989 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:08,799 Speaker 4: you put a little comment on there? 990 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,560 Speaker 3: Man? Because that fucking sucks when like one asshole can 991 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:16,520 Speaker 3: like fludge your ship with a bunch of bullshit and 992 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,360 Speaker 3: other people. 993 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:21,239 Speaker 5: Love you, but and they just go, okay, but y'all 994 00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:22,520 Speaker 5: please to like. 995 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,360 Speaker 3: A lot of people, it's kind of like gay marriage. 996 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,919 Speaker 3: All the people who, like the majority of people probably 997 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,719 Speaker 3: don't give a fuck or are pro gay marriage, but 998 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,600 Speaker 3: they also sit it how long because they don't give 999 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,880 Speaker 3: a fuck, And people who hate shit are like I 1000 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,200 Speaker 3: don't care if. 1001 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,000 Speaker 4: I die my way driving the bowl. 1002 00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,560 Speaker 3: I will fucking make sure these games don't get married. 1003 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,040 Speaker 3: So yeah, go click on the videos, man, I'll put 1004 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:46,720 Speaker 3: them on the site. 1005 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:53,080 Speaker 2: The marriage equality of comedy is all right, So Lamore 1006 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,040 Speaker 2: will be performing my next show. 1007 00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:00,520 Speaker 3: One thirty three people will get married at the next 1008 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,279 Speaker 3: Jao Covan stand up. So let's talk about this Tom 1009 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,480 Speaker 3: Hanks performance. Man, I think I don't think it was 1010 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,279 Speaker 3: an Oscar worthy performance. Man, Like I do agree that 1011 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,960 Speaker 3: that the five minutes if we're talking about the same 1012 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,239 Speaker 3: five minutes, are we talking about after he saved? Yes, okay, yeah, 1013 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:23,799 Speaker 3: that five minutes was supreme Tom Hanks acting. But as 1014 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,680 Speaker 3: an overall performance, I don't think i'd put this in 1015 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:30,719 Speaker 3: his top ten acting performances. 1016 00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,520 Speaker 2: Man, we'll see, Okay, So here's how I would how 1017 00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,279 Speaker 2: I would describe. First of all, I get if you 1018 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,839 Speaker 2: you know, and I think maybe there was too much 1019 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,759 Speaker 2: hype and too much time laps between you seeing it 1020 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,680 Speaker 2: like I saw it like Opening Night and I've been 1021 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,799 Speaker 2: telling you for. 1022 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,680 Speaker 7: Like three months, this is amazing. 1023 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:51,680 Speaker 2: But what I liked about it was I just thought 1024 00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,960 Speaker 2: it was one of those performances. Would I without that 1025 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Speaker 2: final scene, I would have just said, classic, classic, Tom 1026 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:02,560 Speaker 2: Hanks just solid delivering hits a nice double the movie 1027 00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:06,319 Speaker 2: solid double with an RBI, very nice. But it was 1028 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,880 Speaker 2: the fact that he went there in that last ten minutes, 1029 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,560 Speaker 2: and I felt that gave the whole movie, almost like 1030 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:17,359 Speaker 2: retroactively a different power, like, oh my god, now you 1031 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,319 Speaker 2: understand how impressive it was, even if it's not true 1032 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,080 Speaker 2: in real life, but for this character to have been 1033 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:29,880 Speaker 2: so rock steady, but underneath this like the pressure was 1034 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,040 Speaker 2: mounting and it was breaking him and he just collapses 1035 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:34,600 Speaker 2: at the end of the movie. And it was almost 1036 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,560 Speaker 2: like I watched the movie really liked it, and in 1037 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,640 Speaker 2: that last ten minutes, I was just like it hit 1038 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,520 Speaker 2: me on another level, like it made I didn't cry. 1039 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,600 Speaker 7: Because I haven't cried since. 1040 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,359 Speaker 2: Three movies make me cry, Dead Poets, Society, Glory and 1041 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,319 Speaker 2: et OK. And the fourth that almost did was that 1042 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,480 Speaker 2: movie Undefeated. Did you see that movie that that documentary? 1043 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,439 Speaker 2: It won Best Documentary A couple of years ago about 1044 00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:00,160 Speaker 2: Memphis High school football team. I strongly recommend it's like 1045 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,319 Speaker 2: The blind Side, except real and not cheesy. And I'm 1046 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,200 Speaker 2: not even kidding, Like you should definitely rent that, Like 1047 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:10,880 Speaker 2: everybody listening Undefeated, great documentary. But at the end of 1048 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,560 Speaker 2: that movie, I was just like with Tom Hanks, I 1049 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:17,680 Speaker 2: was like, it was almost like he retroactively made me 1050 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,600 Speaker 2: change the way I felt. 1051 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,440 Speaker 7: About the whole movie. 1052 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,719 Speaker 2: Like I was like, this a really good movie, but 1053 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,640 Speaker 2: that end kind of capped it in a way that 1054 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,160 Speaker 2: made me elevate it to something better, because I know 1055 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,160 Speaker 2: there was no suspense, and I know you'd written like 1056 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,120 Speaker 2: when the Seals arrived, but I didn't feel suspense, And 1057 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,719 Speaker 2: I don't think you were supposed to. I think you 1058 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,440 Speaker 2: were supposed to feel almost like a mutual sympathy for 1059 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,759 Speaker 2: Captain Phillips and for the main you know, for two 1060 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,360 Speaker 2: of the Somalians, you know, like the kid who looked 1061 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,680 Speaker 2: like a young Lebron James, like a like a teenage 1062 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:55,760 Speaker 2: Lebron James. Yeah, and and the main guy. Yes, because 1063 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,040 Speaker 2: you look at them and you see they're like worn 1064 00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,239 Speaker 2: down too, And it's like I didn't feel like the 1065 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,240 Speaker 2: Navy Seals coming in I don't think you were supposed 1066 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:03,720 Speaker 2: to feel. 1067 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,239 Speaker 7: Like, yeah, they're gonna get them, They're gonna get them. 1068 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:09,080 Speaker 2: You're supposed to feel like these guys are helpless too 1069 00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:13,200 Speaker 2: in their own way, and just like you know, the 1070 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,040 Speaker 2: might of like the United States is not to be cheered. 1071 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:16,319 Speaker 7: It's not. 1072 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,319 Speaker 2: It's not a villain either, but it just felt like 1073 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,319 Speaker 2: it added to this kind of helplessness. And I thought 1074 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,040 Speaker 2: I thought the guy Abdeed who played mus or Muse, 1075 00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,240 Speaker 2: I thought he was great. 1076 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,520 Speaker 3: I thought he was great too, like I actually could 1077 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:34,600 Speaker 3: see him being up for supporting the actor more. Yeah, 1078 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,960 Speaker 3: more than But also that's not really a lot of 1079 00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,120 Speaker 3: like that's not really disrespect that Hanks, because I feel like, 1080 00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,839 Speaker 3: unfortunately for a lot of people, twenty thirteen was like 1081 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,000 Speaker 3: the year of people just being like, I'm fucking. 1082 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,160 Speaker 4: Going all in, all my cards on the table. 1083 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,680 Speaker 3: If I don't get an oscar this year, I will, 1084 00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,440 Speaker 3: like people are going to all be pissed, and like 1085 00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,440 Speaker 3: a few people decided to do that shit, and it 1086 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,720 Speaker 3: was like, man, that's just that's tough on Hanks because 1087 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,480 Speaker 3: what I think he did was similar to what Denzel 1088 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,360 Speaker 3: did in Training Day, at which I actually think is. 1089 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:12,160 Speaker 4: An overrated movie, but where he. 1090 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:16,480 Speaker 3: Puts so much into that last scene, it saves what 1091 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,680 Speaker 3: I think is a mediocre movie in general, Like there's 1092 00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,959 Speaker 3: just not much for that movie. Like with Training Day, 1093 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,640 Speaker 3: it's a dirty cop. The only reason there's even a 1094 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,120 Speaker 3: fucking like suspense is that Denzel's playing the dirty cop. 1095 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,160 Speaker 3: So in your mind you keep going, yeah, but he's 1096 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,160 Speaker 3: probably like got it. He's like working undercover or something, right, 1097 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,120 Speaker 3: And you're only thinking that because you like Denzel Washington. 1098 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:41,200 Speaker 3: There's nothing in that movie, abject outside of Denzel Washington's 1099 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,120 Speaker 3: career as a good guy and everything else, there's nothing 1100 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:47,000 Speaker 3: in that fucking movie that indicates he is on the 1101 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,719 Speaker 3: up and up even once. Like everything he does in 1102 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,600 Speaker 3: every scene is like, look how dirty this shit is? Okay, 1103 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,160 Speaker 3: five minutes later it's even dirtier. Look at this hit. 1104 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,480 Speaker 3: He's killing his best friend. He don't give a fuck y'all. 1105 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,680 Speaker 3: And in This Day you're just like, yeah, but what's 1106 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,000 Speaker 3: what's gonna do? 1107 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,560 Speaker 4: Whatever? And I think he got an award for that 1108 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:05,319 Speaker 4: because of that. 1109 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,280 Speaker 3: And I feel like if you take any other actor 1110 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,239 Speaker 3: put him in Training Day, it's a terrible movie. It's like, yes, 1111 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,360 Speaker 3: it's hard there's really no twist to it. It's not 1112 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,239 Speaker 3: suspensful at all. 1113 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:14,879 Speaker 7: Well. 1114 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,560 Speaker 3: I feel the same way with this where I think 1115 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,160 Speaker 3: Tom Hanks saved a movie that really would have been 1116 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:26,120 Speaker 3: terrible without him because I really, uh, there's really not 1117 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:26,960 Speaker 3: much going on. 1118 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,960 Speaker 7: I think that he deserves the nomination, Like you're giving 1119 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,080 Speaker 7: him a great compliment. 1120 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, it is a compliment. 1121 00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:32,719 Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah. 1122 00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:35,000 Speaker 3: Just because I don't think he should win the Oscar 1123 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,520 Speaker 3: doesn't mean I think he did bad, Like I just 1124 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,000 Speaker 3: think he caught the short end of a stick. Like 1125 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,880 Speaker 3: if the movie would have been good enough to be 1126 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,840 Speaker 3: quote unquote good without him, then maybe it elevates it 1127 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,719 Speaker 3: a little bit or something. But instead he's kind of 1128 00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:54,560 Speaker 3: like Sharif abdur Rahim toiling away for the Grizzlies, where 1129 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,759 Speaker 3: you're like that that's an MVP level season, but you're 1130 00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:02,680 Speaker 3: also forty three and they're in forty one, or or 1131 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:03,760 Speaker 3: you'd say it's. 1132 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,480 Speaker 2: Like in a riot the Kenny what's the guy's name 1133 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,200 Speaker 2: who does the NBA with like Barkley Kenny Smith. 1134 00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:11,840 Speaker 7: Yeah, he calls it when. 1135 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,360 Speaker 2: A guy gets big stats on a terrible team, because 1136 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,399 Speaker 2: somebody's gotta get stats, like you're gonna your team's gonna 1137 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:20,319 Speaker 2: average fifty points a game, You're gonna get ninety points, right, 1138 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,520 Speaker 2: So somebody will get twenty two points a game on 1139 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,440 Speaker 2: a terrible team. 1140 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,319 Speaker 4: That's that's kind of what Hanks did. 1141 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,720 Speaker 3: Man, No disrespecting him, but like you know, and also 1142 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:31,240 Speaker 3: it could be a movie where if they had taken 1143 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,680 Speaker 3: the time out to put like other actors in it, 1144 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,160 Speaker 3: maybe it comes across a little differently or whatever. 1145 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,880 Speaker 4: But they put a lot on his shoulders. He carried 1146 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:39,320 Speaker 4: the load. 1147 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,839 Speaker 3: But I think when you're talking about this year, you 1148 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,120 Speaker 3: can't just be the guy who was the MVP on 1149 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,520 Speaker 3: a five hundred team. You gotta be the guy who 1150 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,400 Speaker 3: was the MVP one of the top three teams in 1151 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:52,240 Speaker 3: the NBA. 1152 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,440 Speaker 4: And I don't think he was able to do that. 1153 00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,840 Speaker 2: Well, if I agreed with you on your assessment of 1154 00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,520 Speaker 2: Captain Phillips, then I would agree with you on the 1155 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:01,400 Speaker 2: Hank's assessment. 1156 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,120 Speaker 7: But I obviously liked the movie a lot more. 1157 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, this year, I'm just I don't like 1158 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:11,480 Speaker 2: how it's become sort of, uh, it's it's gonna be 1159 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:15,279 Speaker 2: like McConaughey and Jared Leto's Awards, Like it's already just 1160 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:19,640 Speaker 2: a done deal, Yeah, because I think DiCaprio certainly deserves 1161 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,400 Speaker 2: a legitimate shot at this Oscar. And I think the 1162 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:27,000 Speaker 2: guy at the from from Captain Phillips, I just remember 1163 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,799 Speaker 2: looking at his face late in that movie and I 1164 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:34,960 Speaker 2: felt exhausted with him, Like he looked beat and I 1165 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,960 Speaker 2: was just like wow, like he is making me feel 1166 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,400 Speaker 2: this like weight that he is enduring. Yeah, and but 1167 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,680 Speaker 2: then you know, you cross dress and and lose some weight. 1168 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,080 Speaker 2: That's the new you know, that's the new retarded. 1169 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,080 Speaker 3: Well, his scene, his scene where he's talking about how 1170 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,640 Speaker 3: he he just wants to go to America before it, 1171 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,560 Speaker 3: like when everything's crosing down on him and he's saying, 1172 00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,480 Speaker 3: He's like, everything be okay, Irish. You know, I I 1173 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,279 Speaker 3: go to America, and I was I wanted to go 1174 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,919 Speaker 3: to America and go to New York and all this shit. 1175 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:11,160 Speaker 4: And you're like, well, he's gonna go to America to prison. 1176 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,719 Speaker 2: But the thing I thought to myself was, in a way, 1177 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,000 Speaker 2: isn't it. The only thing I thought at the end 1178 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,839 Speaker 2: of that movie was other than while Tom Hanks, you're 1179 00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:24,160 Speaker 2: you're amazing, is uh that guy in real life? If 1180 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,560 Speaker 2: it must be having a better life? Me too way, 1181 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:32,640 Speaker 2: like he's getting shelter meals his he's already getting threatened 1182 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:35,520 Speaker 2: in his regular life, like by warlords to like go 1183 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,080 Speaker 2: be a pirate, So what is a gang gonna make 1184 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:38,680 Speaker 2: him a bitch? 1185 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,640 Speaker 7: I guess that would suck. Yeah, but like it's kind 1186 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:45,000 Speaker 7: of like except now he's gonna have steady meals. 1187 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:48,160 Speaker 4: Three hots and at gotta be better than that shit. 1188 00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,959 Speaker 3: But yeah, I was wondering, like maybe they should open 1189 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,800 Speaker 3: up because you know how they move best picture to 1190 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,439 Speaker 3: like what eight or. 1191 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,319 Speaker 7: Ten, ten can be ten, So this year they had 1192 00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:58,919 Speaker 7: the full ten. 1193 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,279 Speaker 3: Well they should probably do that with lead and role, 1194 00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:05,319 Speaker 3: and then we could just put Tom Hanks in there 1195 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:09,120 Speaker 3: kind of like they did a while back, you know, 1196 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,640 Speaker 3: just just expand it so that we can, uh, we 1197 00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:13,239 Speaker 3: won't have to argue over this, and then when he 1198 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,759 Speaker 3: doesn't win, we could just be like at least he 1199 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,440 Speaker 3: was nominated. 1200 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,480 Speaker 2: But this is a year where it was pretty crazy 1201 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,759 Speaker 2: how many good Like the fact that there were this 1202 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,799 Speaker 2: many good movies and this many good performances really was 1203 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,480 Speaker 2: I hope it's like a trend for the future, but 1204 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,280 Speaker 2: it really stood out. 1205 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,200 Speaker 3: And honestly, I can't even argue with the American hustle 1206 00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:36,759 Speaker 3: pick for Kirsten Bell or Ammy Adams who would And 1207 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,080 Speaker 3: I did not like that movie as much as everyone else, 1208 00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:43,200 Speaker 3: But they performed the fuck out of those parts, man 1209 00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:44,440 Speaker 3: like they put everything. 1210 00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,960 Speaker 4: It was just a crazy ash year man. But uh, 1211 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,279 Speaker 4: all right, it doesn't look like. 1212 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,279 Speaker 7: I just wisched. DiCaprio could could could win it. Yeah, 1213 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,120 Speaker 7: I hope he has. If Hanks isn't gonna win it. 1214 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope did Leo wins it? 1215 00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:56,200 Speaker 3: Man? 1216 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,600 Speaker 6: Yes, because he plays the most diverse roles and he 1217 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,080 Speaker 6: gets no credit. 1218 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,800 Speaker 5: He'd have been a slave owner. 1219 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,239 Speaker 6: He'd have been the demand to get high fuck out 1220 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,080 Speaker 6: the bitches like he would. 1221 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:11,160 Speaker 7: Have been nominated for for Django. I think so he went. 1222 00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,799 Speaker 7: I thought he went even more in on that than 1223 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,319 Speaker 7: he did Willful like me too. Bob wall Street was 1224 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,360 Speaker 7: like ninety eight percent. Django was full hundred. 1225 00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, And we don't get a lot of leading men 1226 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,680 Speaker 3: who do those roles, so. 1227 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,680 Speaker 7: That would fuck with their reputation exactly like Liab. 1228 00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,720 Speaker 3: Him and Fastbender are the last two I can actually 1229 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,719 Speaker 3: think of who actually like are gonna go on have 1230 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:39,560 Speaker 3: successful careers who did like hateful slave on the rolls 1231 00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,200 Speaker 3: because normally that's relegated to the guy who's like a 1232 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,640 Speaker 3: B actor who like is never gonna you know, never 1233 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,160 Speaker 3: gonna get his uh get his due, So why not 1234 00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:51,160 Speaker 3: do that shit? But yeah, Leo and Fas been are 1235 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,799 Speaker 3: taking chances with their careers on screen saying the N 1236 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,759 Speaker 3: word and shit. I was like, all right, Fellas, way 1237 00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,520 Speaker 3: to get in the game. All right, we got some 1238 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:03,319 Speaker 3: other shit talk about. Uh, the Grammys were two nights ago, 1239 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:07,440 Speaker 3: but it's about time for the Beyonce thing pieces to 1240 00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:13,360 Speaker 3: pop out, and uh, people are apparently upset because Beyonce 1241 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:18,800 Speaker 3: was wearing some uh sexy clothes and dancing on the stage, 1242 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:23,280 Speaker 3: so and uh she there's a newspaper article that called 1243 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:29,160 Speaker 3: her horror horror Beyonce. Uh, and parents are saying they're 1244 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:32,960 Speaker 3: horrified because you know how many parents stay up with 1245 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,640 Speaker 3: their kids to watch the Grammys, which go to like midnight. 1246 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,720 Speaker 3: You gotta gotta let your little tykes see that ship. 1247 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,320 Speaker 6: Did they not listen to her motherfucking album? 1248 00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:43,680 Speaker 7: Yeah? 1249 00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,760 Speaker 4: I actually thought it was kind of tame for the 1250 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,400 Speaker 4: for what the albums about? 1251 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:48,520 Speaker 5: Have they seen? 1252 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:52,880 Speaker 6: Did they see the videos that were attached to the album. 1253 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:55,080 Speaker 4: The album is basically fucking the album. 1254 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,840 Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying, Why are you angry? Why are 1255 00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:58,360 Speaker 5: you mad? 1256 00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,760 Speaker 7: Bought it? I just bought it like a week ago, 1257 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,280 Speaker 7: and I haven't listened to it yet. 1258 00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one of those things where I didn't think 1259 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,840 Speaker 3: i'd be into it because I don't listen to Beyonce. 1260 00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:12,120 Speaker 2: I think she's great, Yeah, generally, like I think, even 1261 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,360 Speaker 2: when i'm kind of like too much Beyonce, I'm like, ah, 1262 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,000 Speaker 2: but she's still good, Like I can't even while I'm 1263 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,400 Speaker 2: like enough already, but I'm like, well, those are good songs, 1264 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,040 Speaker 2: and she is very pretty, and she's very hard working. 1265 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,240 Speaker 7: And fuck right, she's one of those people saying there's 1266 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:26,040 Speaker 7: too much Beyonce. 1267 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:29,120 Speaker 3: She's one of those people that's too talented to really 1268 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:33,280 Speaker 3: go at without having some you have to like, you 1269 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,080 Speaker 3: can do it, but you need to have some hate 1270 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,600 Speaker 3: in your heart, like cause she's she's one of those 1271 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,520 Speaker 3: people that just doesn't really do anything that you can 1272 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,040 Speaker 3: hate other than just the fact that she's so good, 1273 00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,880 Speaker 3: which you know is insecurity within yourself. 1274 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:46,120 Speaker 7: Right. 1275 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:50,200 Speaker 3: Yes, people were so upset that she was, you know, 1276 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:54,120 Speaker 3: out there dancing around and her sexy outfit. Man and 1277 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:58,200 Speaker 3: parents are getting upset, and you know, I just think 1278 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:02,560 Speaker 3: it's kind of weird because the Grammys is gonna be 1279 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,960 Speaker 3: full of shit like that, Like our music is full 1280 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,600 Speaker 3: of sexiness, and not just her, but just in general. 1281 00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,200 Speaker 3: You know, we this is the same place where we 1282 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,440 Speaker 3: had pink swinging around a bikini. 1283 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,280 Speaker 6: And you've had them do all kinds of of things 1284 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,480 Speaker 6: over the years. You know, you had shit with Madonna 1285 00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:23,800 Speaker 6: doing all kinds of things. So it's one of the 1286 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,200 Speaker 6: things that's like, I don't know. To me, it just 1287 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:31,919 Speaker 6: frustrates me because sometimes I think this hate is coming 1288 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:35,160 Speaker 6: from various different places. Some of it is sexist, some 1289 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,320 Speaker 6: of it is racist, some of it is just for 1290 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,760 Speaker 6: the fact that she's a woman and she's contible un 1291 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:44,040 Speaker 6: a sexuality. But I'm like you, if you're a parent 1292 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,560 Speaker 6: and your travels up at midnight watching this, it's something 1293 00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,080 Speaker 6: wrong with you as a parent, your childship. 1294 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:52,000 Speaker 4: Well, you know it is too, like they're not even 1295 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:54,160 Speaker 4: it's not the children. 1296 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:54,440 Speaker 5: No, it's not. 1297 00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:57,200 Speaker 3: You're using it as an excuse, right, they take like 1298 00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:03,200 Speaker 3: it's mother's against fun who just show up to be like, 1299 01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,680 Speaker 3: I have a child. Why isn't the entire world concerned 1300 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,919 Speaker 3: with my having a child, and it's like, because you're 1301 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:15,600 Speaker 3: raising that little motherfucker, not Beyonce, not a comedian, not 1302 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:16,520 Speaker 3: a rapper. 1303 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:17,480 Speaker 5: It is your job. 1304 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:21,320 Speaker 3: It's not the world's responsibility to fucking culture the child 1305 01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,000 Speaker 3: that you pro created. How about you turn the fucking 1306 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:27,240 Speaker 3: TV all or watch something else like one lady, like 1307 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,200 Speaker 3: you know, And obviously they're cherry picking these comments and 1308 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:30,880 Speaker 3: these people. 1309 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,040 Speaker 4: I'm sure these people aren't. 1310 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,960 Speaker 3: Famous or influential at all, but you know, this is 1311 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,760 Speaker 3: what the news does now. They go find the people 1312 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,400 Speaker 3: who didn't like something and they put it in the article. 1313 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,280 Speaker 3: One woman goes, aren't you a mother? Now thought you 1314 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,240 Speaker 3: had class? How trashy? And I couldn't even let my 1315 01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,320 Speaker 3: eight year old watch You have never done anything like that. 1316 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:51,040 Speaker 3: So disappointed, to which I'm sure Beyonce cried once she 1317 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:51,760 Speaker 3: read that comment. 1318 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:52,760 Speaker 5: I'm sure she did. 1319 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,960 Speaker 6: I'm sure your eight year old loved the CD with 1320 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,240 Speaker 6: the videos with it that he probably didn't even listen to. 1321 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,640 Speaker 7: Okay, I can tell you them. 1322 01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:03,320 Speaker 2: My mom my mom called me the next day and 1323 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:06,080 Speaker 2: she goes, did you watch the Grammys? And I said now, 1324 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,960 Speaker 2: and she goes, I watched all three hours she was 1325 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,880 Speaker 2: hoping to see Bruno Mars. I think just given her kids, 1326 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:14,880 Speaker 2: she was hoping for she roots for like caramel colored people, 1327 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:15,360 Speaker 2: m hm. 1328 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,760 Speaker 7: But she was not for it. 1329 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:21,680 Speaker 2: She was like Beyonce. She's very talented and very pretty. 1330 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,760 Speaker 2: But I don't know what that was. I think my 1331 01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,320 Speaker 2: mom is like more old fashioned because I haven't seen 1332 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,400 Speaker 2: the performance. I just saw her looking very hot and 1333 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,720 Speaker 2: she was out there with jay Z. And if there 1334 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:36,120 Speaker 2: is something to hate her for as a man, it 1335 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:40,960 Speaker 2: can be that she chose jay Z and he's an 1336 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,920 Speaker 2: artist and he's talented, well according to some people, but uh, 1337 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,360 Speaker 2: you know, he just looks like a fighter Johnny Newman 1338 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,520 Speaker 2: from the Knicks in the old days. 1339 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,760 Speaker 7: That's a weird reference, but if you know it, it 1340 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:56,360 Speaker 7: makes sense. 1341 01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,400 Speaker 4: Yeah. 1342 01:01:58,880 --> 01:01:59,200 Speaker 7: This that. 1343 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,520 Speaker 3: The other thing though, is because a lot of people 1344 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:06,680 Speaker 3: have problems with this, is that she's a black woman 1345 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:10,560 Speaker 3: being criticized like this. Yes, And I think here's the 1346 01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:14,000 Speaker 3: thing though, thinking about it, I feel like this. 1347 01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:17,040 Speaker 2: Mom hates all women basically on TV under the age 1348 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:18,320 Speaker 2: of like thirty four, right. 1349 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,280 Speaker 7: She thinks they're all like all acting to trashy and. 1350 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,480 Speaker 3: She just had she just had a kid, and she 1351 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,880 Speaker 3: hopped right she popped right back into shape and shit. 1352 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,240 Speaker 3: But here's the thing, though, I think this is more 1353 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:35,400 Speaker 3: of an inclusion than black people recognize, because this happens 1354 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:39,600 Speaker 3: to white women all the time, not every time, but 1355 01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:43,080 Speaker 3: all the time. Like how Molly Cyrus caught a lot 1356 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,120 Speaker 3: of shit from white. 1357 01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,560 Speaker 4: People for that turk and shit. 1358 01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,000 Speaker 3: Black people gave her shit too, and that's probably the 1359 01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,680 Speaker 3: only thing that black people concentrated on. But a lot 1360 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,240 Speaker 3: of white people are like this, she's trash, she's a whore. 1361 01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:57,040 Speaker 3: Now she's out there shaking her ass on grinding on 1362 01:02:57,080 --> 01:03:00,160 Speaker 3: another woman's husband. I think this is kind of like, 1363 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,640 Speaker 3: oh man, black people, we include it now like people 1364 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,720 Speaker 3: people really they think we ain't shit now too. So 1365 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,280 Speaker 3: I feel like this is the equality in a way, 1366 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:13,440 Speaker 3: because I feel like before this, they either wouldn't have 1367 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,680 Speaker 3: noticed somebody like Beyonce, or they'd ignore her, or she 1368 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:19,600 Speaker 3: wouldn't have even got that spot because like, uh, you know, 1369 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:21,240 Speaker 3: she's popular, but she's black. 1370 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:22,400 Speaker 4: We better open up. 1371 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,360 Speaker 3: With Katy Perry and her titties. So I think that's 1372 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,840 Speaker 3: what happened here. I think this is a real big back. Also, 1373 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,720 Speaker 3: I think it was sexy and she did it on purpose. 1374 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,280 Speaker 4: I think I think she's trying to be provocative. 1375 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:36,400 Speaker 3: Is her new thing is like, that's her new feminism 1376 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:39,480 Speaker 3: is like look at my pussy and everybody, And of 1377 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,200 Speaker 3: course people are gonna push back because America is a 1378 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,360 Speaker 3: little bit puritanical. 1379 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,920 Speaker 2: Well, Beyonce's the only artist I think right now, although 1380 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:50,600 Speaker 2: there's several like famous popular female artists, Beyonce is the 1381 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:55,120 Speaker 2: only kind of iconic or future icon icon sort of 1382 01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:58,680 Speaker 2: artists among women right now. She's probably looking at, if 1383 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,560 Speaker 2: you want to study a career, Sudi Madonna's and see 1384 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,680 Speaker 2: that she reinvented herself a few times to kind of 1385 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,840 Speaker 2: stay relevant for a quarter of a century. So like 1386 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,960 Speaker 2: Beyonce knows, I can't you know, she's gone from like 1387 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,080 Speaker 2: the teen group thing to you know now and now 1388 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,400 Speaker 2: she's you know, did her solo thing as kind of 1389 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,400 Speaker 2: just the statuesque kind of pretty voice, and now she's 1390 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:22,880 Speaker 2: gonna maybe enter a different phase. But like, especially in 1391 01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:25,400 Speaker 2: this day and age, I think that's it probably is 1392 01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:28,000 Speaker 2: a calculated decision to just say, okay, well maybe for 1393 01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:31,200 Speaker 2: the next five years this will be known as like 1394 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,040 Speaker 2: the sexy Beyonce phase. 1395 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,560 Speaker 3: Right And as a man, all I could think was 1396 01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,960 Speaker 3: if I was jay Z, like this is why you 1397 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:42,200 Speaker 3: need security and bodyguards because she put on one of 1398 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,080 Speaker 3: those dresses that means you have to fight every motherfucker 1399 01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:49,760 Speaker 3: in the club. Like not just they not just at 1400 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,720 Speaker 3: the dance, No, they do go to the club actually, 1401 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:55,320 Speaker 3: but not just at the dance or whatever. I'm like 1402 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:58,080 Speaker 3: the performance, but also just the white dress. So she 1403 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:02,080 Speaker 3: was just looking so fucking good, beautiful, like even in that, 1404 01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:06,280 Speaker 3: I was just like, man, you can't have any insecurity 1405 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:09,280 Speaker 3: about yourself at all, or you just need two big 1406 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:13,400 Speaker 3: ass bodyguards, cause I can't even imagine, Like that is 1407 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:17,200 Speaker 3: that dress that when you like, every man fears that 1408 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:21,160 Speaker 3: dress because you know we're we're we're twenty fourteen, there's equality, 1409 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:24,880 Speaker 3: we're enlightened society. But that dress that your girl puts on, 1410 01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:29,800 Speaker 3: and you're like, you, uh, really gonna gona wear. 1411 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:30,560 Speaker 4: That out tonight? 1412 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,640 Speaker 3: You sure you want to go with that because you 1413 01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:36,200 Speaker 3: know that some ingraand motherfuckers means you might be fighting 1414 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,880 Speaker 3: a dude that night, Like somebody can be like, hey, bitch, 1415 01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:41,120 Speaker 3: look at all that ass and now I have to 1416 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:43,600 Speaker 3: come in. So that to me, that was the thing. 1417 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,200 Speaker 3: I kept looking at it like I was like, man, 1418 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,560 Speaker 3: she looked good. I wonder if jay Z is ever 1419 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,440 Speaker 3: just like looking at people like, man, just don't say anything. 1420 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:53,120 Speaker 4: I don't want to fight you, bro, Like please, just. 1421 01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:57,000 Speaker 2: I'm happy to bet I can deter people from staring 1422 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,280 Speaker 2: at my date. Not that I'm comparing myself to. 1423 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:02,919 Speaker 7: Well, you're you're six seven right, Like another time I am. 1424 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,880 Speaker 2: I'm the self built bodyguard, even though I'm no fighter, 1425 01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,880 Speaker 2: and if anybody wanted to challenge me, if they have 1426 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,800 Speaker 2: any skills, they might win, right, But I have a 1427 01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,320 Speaker 2: deterrent fact. I'm like, I think I said this on 1428 01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:14,720 Speaker 2: the album, but I was like, I'm like a retarded 1429 01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:17,400 Speaker 2: country with a nuclear weapon. I don't know how to 1430 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:19,720 Speaker 2: use it, but you probably won't fuck with me just 1431 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:20,680 Speaker 2: in case I get. 1432 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,240 Speaker 3: It, right, Yeah, it's just that it's yeah, exactly, you 1433 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,200 Speaker 3: have a built in the terror. I think for most 1434 01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:28,200 Speaker 3: dudes that were watching, we're sitting around like, man, if 1435 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:29,560 Speaker 3: she wears that big. 1436 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:32,320 Speaker 7: Guy though, aren't you Yeah yeah Amber size. 1437 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,920 Speaker 3: Now, yeah, I would definitely fuck somebody up. But still 1438 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,200 Speaker 3: I don't want to leave the house to fight. You know, 1439 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,360 Speaker 3: I'm I'm also adult age, you know that age where 1440 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:42,680 Speaker 3: you're like, if I get in a fight, things went 1441 01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:46,280 Speaker 3: horribly wrong. And uh, women have that kind of power, man, 1442 01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,400 Speaker 3: I know they don't think so. And as you know, 1443 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:51,640 Speaker 3: life's supposed to be about equality and fairness, but there's 1444 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:55,360 Speaker 3: certain shit that your woman puts on and you're like, shit, I, 1445 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:57,640 Speaker 3: well we're doing this tonight, you know. 1446 01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,479 Speaker 2: Like the worst is I've been in cars with women 1447 01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,720 Speaker 2: who will like if they're driving because I barely drive, 1448 01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,840 Speaker 2: and they like honk and like give a finger. 1449 01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:05,880 Speaker 7: And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? 1450 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:09,080 Speaker 2: Right, because you are starting something that you will not 1451 01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:10,600 Speaker 2: even participate in. 1452 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,640 Speaker 4: Right at the truth, Yeah, that's the best. 1453 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:16,640 Speaker 7: You're not even gonna participate, let alone do anything substantial. 1454 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:17,200 Speaker 5: Right. 1455 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,520 Speaker 2: They come over and it's some guy, then it's me. 1456 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:23,200 Speaker 2: And if he says shut up, you bitch, whore or whatever, 1457 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,120 Speaker 2: right now I have. 1458 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,680 Speaker 7: To say or do something. And it's like, what is this? 1459 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:28,600 Speaker 4: Right now? 1460 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:32,919 Speaker 3: I have become your de facto bodyguard? So now now 1461 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,160 Speaker 3: you feel like this extra. You're like that guy with 1462 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:39,160 Speaker 3: a gun at the basketball court just starting ship and 1463 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,080 Speaker 3: I have to be the gun. I'm Megatron. Hey you're 1464 01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:45,439 Speaker 3: fucking star scream. No I don't think so, but yeah, 1465 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,280 Speaker 3: that is the That is the worst. And you have 1466 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,760 Speaker 3: to have that talk, like, hey, I'm not Superman, all right, 1467 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:53,040 Speaker 3: these motherfuckers will fuck us up and not care like 1468 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:54,960 Speaker 3: they don't give a fuck about you. They don't give 1469 01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:57,720 Speaker 3: a fuck about me. So let's ease off the horn 1470 01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:02,200 Speaker 3: and ease up on the break a little bit. The 1471 01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:08,080 Speaker 3: divorce rate is rising, guys, But it's good news because 1472 01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:09,720 Speaker 3: it means the economy is recovering. 1473 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:10,040 Speaker 7: Guys. 1474 01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:10,600 Speaker 4: That's right. 1475 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:14,360 Speaker 3: People now have options and they can get the fuck 1476 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:16,240 Speaker 3: out of there. There's a lot of people that. 1477 01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:20,599 Speaker 5: Still I got that goddamn job. Here's these papers. Fuck you, nigga. 1478 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,920 Speaker 6: I don't to stay with you doing the snow pockelyps 1479 01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:23,960 Speaker 6: because I couldn't go nowhere. 1480 01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:28,560 Speaker 3: Right, So there's now Through two thousand and nine to 1481 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:33,639 Speaker 3: twenty eleven, there were one hundred and fifty thousand fewer 1482 01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:39,000 Speaker 3: divorces occurred than what was you know, expected. But across 1483 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:42,240 Speaker 3: the country, the divorce rate among married women it dropped 1484 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:44,400 Speaker 3: from two point h nine percent to one point nine 1485 01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:46,720 Speaker 3: to five from two thousand eight to two thousand and nine. 1486 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:49,400 Speaker 3: Then it crept back up in twenty ten and twenty eleven, 1487 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:52,040 Speaker 3: which is a good sign because it means we're coming 1488 01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:55,320 Speaker 3: out of the Great Recession, and people are gonna be 1489 01:08:55,360 --> 01:09:00,599 Speaker 3: able to leave behind all those obligations they made a 1490 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:01,479 Speaker 3: couple of years ago. 1491 01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:08,040 Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, who I say boo, I want the 1492 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,080 Speaker 2: divorce rate to go down down. 1493 01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:13,800 Speaker 3: I like the idea that, First of all, I think 1494 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:17,479 Speaker 3: all breakups and divorces are good because somebody wasn't happy. 1495 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:21,960 Speaker 3: No need for two people to be unanswerable. But I 1496 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,479 Speaker 3: like to think of it almost like a freedom, like, 1497 01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:28,800 Speaker 3: oh man, y'all can finally move the fuck out, Like 1498 01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:30,519 Speaker 3: both people are probably like. 1499 01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:32,400 Speaker 4: God, damn, I just wish you would get the job. 1500 01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:35,840 Speaker 3: Just you know, like how many bad Like I'm sure 1501 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,800 Speaker 3: you've been stuck in a bad relationship before at some 1502 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:38,400 Speaker 3: point in jail? 1503 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:39,160 Speaker 5: How many? 1504 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,680 Speaker 3: How many conversations did you have to have for you 1505 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:44,040 Speaker 3: just like, God, damn it, why can't this be over? 1506 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:48,320 Speaker 7: You know? Yeah? I don't know. 1507 01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:51,519 Speaker 2: I always I feel like I often take things too 1508 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,040 Speaker 2: too long. But I've only been to be honest, I've 1509 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:56,960 Speaker 2: only been in really one bad relationship and that lasted 1510 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,320 Speaker 2: way too long. 1511 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,000 Speaker 7: But I'm a weird person. 1512 01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:02,240 Speaker 2: And because the thing is, my life was great, So 1513 01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:04,640 Speaker 2: I like to have a little bit of shittiness in 1514 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:08,839 Speaker 2: my life. So like when I'm in a great relationship, 1515 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,519 Speaker 2: that's when you'll see me like out of shape and 1516 01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:13,240 Speaker 2: complaining about comedy. But if i'm but at the time 1517 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,519 Speaker 2: I was in this terrible relationship, I was like I 1518 01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:18,519 Speaker 2: had actually a manager and had gotten on TV and 1519 01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,600 Speaker 2: had money, like I had my highest paying job. So 1520 01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,640 Speaker 2: I was like, life's great, So I can deal with 1521 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:23,439 Speaker 2: this piece of shit. 1522 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,439 Speaker 3: Oh you you're just a weirdo man that you gotta 1523 01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:28,280 Speaker 3: you gotta get out of that shit. Man, he can't 1524 01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,920 Speaker 3: be lingering in these terrible relationships. 1525 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:32,400 Speaker 7: Only one. 1526 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,519 Speaker 2: But it was the It was like the best time 1527 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:37,880 Speaker 2: in my life. Like I should have been killing the 1528 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:40,639 Speaker 2: world and instead I was like, you know what, let 1529 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,599 Speaker 2: me just preserve this ten percent of my life for shitty, 1530 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:47,000 Speaker 2: angst ridden like activities. 1531 01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:50,200 Speaker 3: That that is disgusting, That is terrible. That is terrible 1532 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:53,800 Speaker 3: that you dealt with that. And uh and so listen, guys, 1533 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:57,320 Speaker 3: when you hear his advice about staying together, Yeah, remember 1534 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,519 Speaker 3: that this is a guy who thinks every life needs 1535 01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:02,080 Speaker 3: a little bit the shitting, and so just just just 1536 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:05,240 Speaker 3: upgrade yourself, get out of that ship and get fat, 1537 01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:07,000 Speaker 3: do something else that that is shitty. 1538 01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:08,480 Speaker 4: But don't don't. 1539 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,160 Speaker 3: Want to kill a motherfucker every time you come home. 1540 01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:15,320 Speaker 3: Scarlett Johansson had her Super Bowl ad edit. She's doing 1541 01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:18,960 Speaker 3: a Super Bowl ad for soda stream hell is that 1542 01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:24,320 Speaker 3: she is like an alternative to soda instead of well, 1543 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:27,000 Speaker 3: I think you like drink, you make the soda at your. 1544 01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:30,040 Speaker 5: Home, don't want to make it yourself. Sodas. 1545 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:30,960 Speaker 4: Yeah. 1546 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:34,640 Speaker 3: Well they had to edit the ad, not because she 1547 01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:37,160 Speaker 3: was so sexy, they had to take it out. But 1548 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:42,679 Speaker 3: apparently at the end she says sorry, coke and pepsi 1549 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,639 Speaker 3: and Coke and PEPSI pay way too much of Super 1550 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:48,639 Speaker 3: Bowl ads, so Fox said take that shit out. 1551 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,840 Speaker 4: Serious yep. 1552 01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,400 Speaker 3: In two thousand and twenty fourteen, I think I have 1553 01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:56,559 Speaker 3: the unedited version. 1554 01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,799 Speaker 7: When you see soda streams trying to be the jo 1555 01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:00,679 Speaker 7: covam so it. 1556 01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:03,880 Speaker 3: Is it then make bug eyes and then she runs 1557 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:05,040 Speaker 3: away from the punchline. 1558 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,640 Speaker 7: Right away from the punch. 1559 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:12,360 Speaker 1: Job is saving the world. Start with playing water and bubbles, 1560 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:16,120 Speaker 1: mix in the perfect flavor, look soda that's better for 1561 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:20,120 Speaker 1: you and all of us, Less sugar, bless violence. If 1562 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:21,760 Speaker 1: only I can make this message go. 1563 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:27,160 Speaker 4: Viral, puts on the sexy dress. 1564 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:31,360 Speaker 5: You do it one. 1565 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:34,360 Speaker 1: Sorry, Coke and pepsi. 1566 01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:40,120 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And so they decided that that was too controversial, 1567 01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:41,120 Speaker 3: gotta go. 1568 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,840 Speaker 5: But ain't. Don't everybody pay the same for these commercials. 1569 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:47,200 Speaker 3: Or apparently so, But it doesn't fucking matter if one 1570 01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:50,840 Speaker 3: buys thirty seven commercials and you buy one, you don't 1571 01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:53,120 Speaker 3: get the ship on the guy about thirty seven. Apparently 1572 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,040 Speaker 3: you know the best part? I bet Pepsi and Coke 1573 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:59,000 Speaker 3: didn't even give a fuck they did. This was Fox 1574 01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:02,599 Speaker 3: this option right fux because you not fuck with our money. 1575 01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:03,519 Speaker 3: They were so scared. 1576 01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:08,519 Speaker 6: Competity was like, you're gonna see us at every commercial break. 1577 01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:11,080 Speaker 5: You're gonna see them maybe at the halftime. 1578 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,680 Speaker 2: What I laugh at is like, well, what the fuck you? 1579 01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:17,560 Speaker 2: By having a coke commercial, you're saying pepsi sucks. A 1580 01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:20,360 Speaker 2: boy having pepsi you're saying coke sucks. So what's wrong 1581 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:22,679 Speaker 2: with the third person saying fuck both of you? 1582 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:23,000 Speaker 7: Right? 1583 01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:23,360 Speaker 6: Uh? 1584 01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fucked up, man, That's uh, that's capitalism at work. 1585 01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:26,960 Speaker 6: Man. 1586 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:33,520 Speaker 3: Quentin Tantino is suing a website over his leaked script. 1587 01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:36,920 Speaker 3: He was writing a script for The Hateful Eight, which 1588 01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:39,920 Speaker 3: was gonna be another Western, and. 1589 01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:42,080 Speaker 4: Now he's talking about he might not even make the movie. 1590 01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:45,000 Speaker 3: He only gave a copy of the script to some 1591 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:47,200 Speaker 3: potential actors that he thought would either be in it 1592 01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:49,360 Speaker 3: or people you trusted. And I want to say, it 1593 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:52,639 Speaker 3: was only like five people or something, and it got leaked, 1594 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:58,000 Speaker 3: it got put onto the internet. Wow, foul sharing sites 1595 01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:01,760 Speaker 3: are spreading it around. And so now he's suing man, 1596 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,679 Speaker 3: and he's so mad. He said he might not make 1597 01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:09,720 Speaker 3: the movie. So he's that pissed, which I guess I understand. 1598 01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:12,439 Speaker 3: I mean, he has the means to sue somebody. It 1599 01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:14,519 Speaker 3: would be like if I got the script for Comedy 1600 01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:18,360 Speaker 3: Academy and then suddenly it was just on fucking YouTube 1601 01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:19,719 Speaker 3: and Twitter. 1602 01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:22,280 Speaker 4: Like I'm pretty sure. Hell if you're like, what. 1603 01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:26,360 Speaker 7: The fuck explosive case in small claims court. 1604 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:30,080 Speaker 5: The case of the week, or this is. 1605 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:35,519 Speaker 7: Worth at least nineteen Google dollars, maybe even twenty, Right, he'll. 1606 01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:39,320 Speaker 4: Be suing and defended for five thousand bitcoins. 1607 01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:43,800 Speaker 5: And they'll be countersuing for twenty five thousand. 1608 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:49,040 Speaker 3: Right, right, Yeah, it's like the people courts, theme plays 1609 01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:53,080 Speaker 3: and shit. But yeah, man, I think that, uh you know, 1610 01:14:53,479 --> 01:14:56,120 Speaker 3: I get it, man, So now you gotta sue, motherfucker, man, 1611 01:14:56,479 --> 01:15:00,320 Speaker 3: cause this could be for Quentin Tarantino, a huge you know, 1612 01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:03,679 Speaker 3: winfall of money because everything he does pretty much makes money. 1613 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,400 Speaker 2: I just feel Django and and Glorious Bastards were both 1614 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:08,240 Speaker 2: huge hits. 1615 01:15:08,439 --> 01:15:11,479 Speaker 3: M and I just feel bad for, you know, all 1616 01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:13,000 Speaker 3: the in words that won't be said. 1617 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,440 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, because. 1618 01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,960 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and if it's called the hateful, it's not 1619 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,680 Speaker 2: even hot now it's oh you thought my characters were 1620 01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:23,200 Speaker 2: hateful in the other the Nazis and the slave owners. 1621 01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:25,960 Speaker 7: No, no of these are actually the hateful people. 1622 01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:31,280 Speaker 4: Right, these guys are worse. Yes, a jury have we 1623 01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:33,240 Speaker 4: had jail Covi in on here, so I thought we 1624 01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:34,719 Speaker 4: could talk about some while real quick. 1625 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,640 Speaker 3: A jury, I don't know if you ever had this 1626 01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:41,120 Speaker 3: happen while you were in you know, in court, a 1627 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:44,880 Speaker 3: jury is broken into fits of laughter after hearing how 1628 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,000 Speaker 3: a cow spurned the advances of a man on trial 1629 01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:48,760 Speaker 3: for having. 1630 01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:50,160 Speaker 4: Sex with the sheep. 1631 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:53,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a jury, you know, breaking the laughter 1632 01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:55,720 Speaker 3: or doing anything rockets like that, jail. 1633 01:15:56,360 --> 01:16:00,439 Speaker 2: Uh, not that I can recall. I try to keep 1634 01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:03,240 Speaker 2: the humor out, and I don't think I ever had 1635 01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:06,960 Speaker 2: any really like funny moments, even accidentally. 1636 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,439 Speaker 7: But wait, so in this case, what is it? 1637 01:16:09,439 --> 01:16:13,080 Speaker 2: It's he's like using evidence of like one time I 1638 01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:15,320 Speaker 2: tried to fuck a cow and it wouldn't, so therefore 1639 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:16,920 Speaker 2: I'm not the guy who fucked this sheep. 1640 01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:20,280 Speaker 7: I don't know. Animals aren't aren't that into me. 1641 01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,519 Speaker 3: I don't know what you guys heard, but uh, I 1642 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:26,360 Speaker 3: couldn't even fuck a cow. Okay, guys, am I. 1643 01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:29,559 Speaker 7: Gonna get this nice sheep here. If I can't even 1644 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:30,560 Speaker 7: fuck a cow. 1645 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,680 Speaker 3: You know what they say, move means move, so you 1646 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:37,559 Speaker 3: have to back up off of that. Paul Lavel sixty 1647 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:40,840 Speaker 3: one was spotted by a couple allegedly trying to engage 1648 01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:44,759 Speaker 3: and intercourse with the sheep after failing failing to seduce 1649 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:50,400 Speaker 3: a cow nearby Totenham Hotspur training Ground in North London, with. 1650 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know how you used to douce a cow. 1651 01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:58,280 Speaker 4: I guess you have to woo it, moo it, you. 1652 01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:58,800 Speaker 3: Have to move it. 1653 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the art of move. 1654 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:03,479 Speaker 5: I guess I had a. 1655 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:08,439 Speaker 4: Right he won't be moved. 1656 01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:13,439 Speaker 3: And the juror were told the I T worker. We're 1657 01:17:13,479 --> 01:17:16,240 Speaker 3: told the IT worker. This guy worked at it and 1658 01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:17,240 Speaker 3: these fucking cows. 1659 01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:17,559 Speaker 7: Wow. 1660 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:21,000 Speaker 3: Was seen by a couple having a picnic two hundred 1661 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,920 Speaker 3: and fifty yards away, who claimed to have seen what 1662 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:24,799 Speaker 3: bad luck. 1663 01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:27,400 Speaker 4: For him right, Like, who the fuck? How can he. 1664 01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:30,280 Speaker 3: Know that the night he was gonna try to be 1665 01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,640 Speaker 3: fucking animals people would be having a picnic at the 1666 01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:34,320 Speaker 3: at the farm. 1667 01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:38,040 Speaker 4: What a like just a bad just a bad coincidence 1668 01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:38,880 Speaker 4: for you know what. 1669 01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:40,920 Speaker 6: And they didn't know they got you know, honey, let's 1670 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:42,000 Speaker 6: make a picnic basket. 1671 01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:43,880 Speaker 5: They got all the ship together, got their wine and 1672 01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:46,599 Speaker 5: cheese and crackers. They're out there having a good time. 1673 01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:48,439 Speaker 5: But like baby is. 1674 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:51,160 Speaker 7: Right? 1675 01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:52,439 Speaker 4: Is he fucking that car? 1676 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:56,160 Speaker 6: No, he can't be dog fucking cant I mean, I 1677 01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:58,160 Speaker 6: know this is my third glass of wine out here 1678 01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:00,120 Speaker 6: on this beautiful no when the day. 1679 01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:02,559 Speaker 5: But I rather think that cow. 1680 01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:04,120 Speaker 4: A terrible end into a picnic. 1681 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,280 Speaker 7: Terrible will be? 1682 01:18:06,439 --> 01:18:06,559 Speaker 6: Uh? 1683 01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:08,920 Speaker 7: Will the cow testify? 1684 01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:10,280 Speaker 4: Yes? 1685 01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:12,000 Speaker 5: Oh you know what? 1686 01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,559 Speaker 6: They was probably eating some of that laughing cow cheese going. 1687 01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,240 Speaker 6: I know, I mean laughing cow cheese. But I don't 1688 01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,679 Speaker 6: think that's funny what he's doing. 1689 01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:21,280 Speaker 3: Over that do having a having a picnic too undred 1690 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:24,160 Speaker 3: fifty yards away, who claimed to have seen him laying 1691 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:27,000 Speaker 3: on the floor taking his shorts off near a line 1692 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:31,120 Speaker 3: of trees before committing the sex crimes. When the cows, 1693 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,599 Speaker 3: when the cows will not filate him, what. 1694 01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:37,479 Speaker 4: To get cow's chew cut? Why would you put your 1695 01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:39,559 Speaker 4: dick in that? They just fucking like. 1696 01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:42,240 Speaker 2: It's like they say once you yet to know them, 1697 01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:44,639 Speaker 2: they don't they longer want to get go down on you. 1698 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,000 Speaker 4: Right, yep, this is what I have. 1699 01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:49,360 Speaker 3: The romance is gone. Maybe when the economy gets better, 1700 01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:50,200 Speaker 3: I can get a divorce. 1701 01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:54,360 Speaker 5: That cow possibly weighed a few hundred pounds. It could 1702 01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:57,599 Speaker 5: have kicked him, It could have squashed. 1703 01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,960 Speaker 4: Him when cows. 1704 01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:02,599 Speaker 3: When the cow would not flay him, he the accused, 1705 01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:06,559 Speaker 3: decided to try his luck with some sheep. The judge 1706 01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:10,320 Speaker 3: later told off jury members for laughing at claims mister 1707 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:14,640 Speaker 3: Level was initially unsuccessful in his attempts at bovone conquest, 1708 01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:16,719 Speaker 3: so they were laughing at the fact he got turned 1709 01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:17,679 Speaker 3: down by the cows. 1710 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,160 Speaker 4: But cows would suck my dick. It's like, oh, you 1711 01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:22,280 Speaker 4: can't even get a cow to. 1712 01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:23,000 Speaker 5: Suck your dick. 1713 01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,880 Speaker 4: Wow, wow, dude. 1714 01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:29,559 Speaker 3: Prosecutors had already alleged had already dropped the charge of 1715 01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:32,120 Speaker 3: indecent exposure due to a lack of evidence. Against level 1716 01:19:32,479 --> 01:19:37,000 Speaker 3: from infil but Prosecutor Robert Hutchinson changed the wording of 1717 01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:41,040 Speaker 3: a second charge of outraging public and decency in decency 1718 01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:44,479 Speaker 3: to include filatio with the cow. He is currently on 1719 01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:47,759 Speaker 3: bail on a condition he does not return to where 1720 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:52,200 Speaker 3: it is claimed he carried out the animal sex acts. Well, 1721 01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:56,200 Speaker 3: I guess Old McDonald can rest his his animals are 1722 01:19:56,200 --> 01:20:00,360 Speaker 3: safe this week. Disgusting As as a comedian, may you 1723 01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:03,840 Speaker 3: ever think about, you know, going back to law, getting 1724 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:06,600 Speaker 3: in the courtroom and now that you're a community you 1725 01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:09,640 Speaker 3: have all these extra powers of persuasion to use on 1726 01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:10,120 Speaker 3: the jury. 1727 01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:14,280 Speaker 2: Sure, but I was doing comedy for a few years 1728 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:17,519 Speaker 2: when I when I was a lawyer, And it's funny 1729 01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:22,080 Speaker 2: because I was more nervous as a lawyer. 1730 01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:22,120 Speaker 7: Than I am. 1731 01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:24,240 Speaker 2: You know, I didn't like fumble my words and stuff. 1732 01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:28,080 Speaker 2: But because it's it's just more serious, do you know 1733 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:29,800 Speaker 2: what I mean? Like in my head, I'm like, this 1734 01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:31,240 Speaker 2: is not a time for jokes. 1735 01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:34,519 Speaker 3: But you can do like a killer George Lopez, now 1736 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:38,040 Speaker 3: that you know, like just like say you get a 1737 01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:41,599 Speaker 3: Latino jury, you know what I mean, that's very likely 1738 01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:45,800 Speaker 3: exactly you start throwing something, you know, them the punch. 1739 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,800 Speaker 7: Line as soon as he didn't. This guy's said he 1740 01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:50,760 Speaker 7: was with his mom. Not possible. He doesn't live with 1741 01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:53,640 Speaker 7: his momm he lives with his grandmother. And she was like, 1742 01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:56,920 Speaker 7: you'll have to come home. What are you doing? And 1743 01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,880 Speaker 7: exactly he was not home, because if it was home, 1744 01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:02,360 Speaker 7: he would have been here getting a wooden spoon and 1745 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,920 Speaker 7: a random Spanish phrase. 1746 01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:08,559 Speaker 3: They just make bug eyes and run away from the joke, 1747 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:10,559 Speaker 3: and then people will be like, I don't know what 1748 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:13,639 Speaker 3: it is about this case, but I think this guy 1749 01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:18,200 Speaker 3: did it. I know there's no evidence, but I gotta 1750 01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:20,880 Speaker 3: roll with the defense, with the with the press. 1751 01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:24,479 Speaker 2: Randma argument and the random Spanish phrase really swung me. 1752 01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:26,559 Speaker 4: If he could have just thrown in what a white 1753 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:27,679 Speaker 4: mama would have said. 1754 01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:31,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, he would have been like, get over here, Cooper, 1755 01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:33,679 Speaker 2: Why aren't you here, Cooper? 1756 01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:36,960 Speaker 7: That's what a white mama would do. 1757 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,439 Speaker 4: Oh Man speaking. 1758 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:42,840 Speaker 7: No, I was just gonna say, and I know you 1759 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:44,760 Speaker 7: already noticed that. The one. 1760 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:48,800 Speaker 2: I'm very excited about tomorrow's Corolla, me too, about all 1761 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:49,360 Speaker 2: of them. 1762 01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:50,200 Speaker 7: Corolla. 1763 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:54,240 Speaker 2: I really think if you listen to any of Corolla's podcasts, 1764 01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:56,640 Speaker 2: I think I capture it perfectly. 1765 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't wait, man, I want to. 1766 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:02,559 Speaker 3: I've heard you do Corolla on Righteous Prick and I 1767 01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:04,840 Speaker 3: think it's so good. So I like, as soon as 1768 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:07,960 Speaker 3: I saw Corolla in there, and the makeup, whoever's doing 1769 01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:09,880 Speaker 3: the makeup, man is great, A good job. 1770 01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:16,719 Speaker 2: Michelle, Michelle Simone d dot com. Uh, Michelle Dewineingert, She's 1771 01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:17,360 Speaker 2: very good. 1772 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:18,960 Speaker 4: She is really good man. 1773 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:22,400 Speaker 3: She like, you really look like those people, and uh, yeah, 1774 01:22:22,439 --> 01:22:23,800 Speaker 3: the Corolla makeup is great. 1775 01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:24,080 Speaker 5: Man. 1776 01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:25,800 Speaker 3: Like sitting down at the table, I was like, oh 1777 01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:28,599 Speaker 3: my goodness, I can't wait for this shit tomorrow. 1778 01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:30,920 Speaker 4: So yeah, man, it. 1779 01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:34,280 Speaker 3: Seems like and then and also man, just like not 1780 01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:36,960 Speaker 3: the gush too much, but like even the one with 1781 01:22:37,479 --> 01:22:41,960 Speaker 3: the music comedians so fucking good. I don't even know 1782 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:46,160 Speaker 3: if there's a celebrity quote unquote impression in there other 1783 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:48,400 Speaker 3: than Luis c K introducing. 1784 01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:49,519 Speaker 7: It well, Zach Martin. 1785 01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:52,519 Speaker 2: It was really a hybrid of like, you know, Dimitri Martin, 1786 01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:55,800 Speaker 2: Zach Dalfanakis. We could have done Stephen Lynch. Oh, but 1787 01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:58,240 Speaker 2: I tell yeah, that's the thing. Some of the ones, 1788 01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:00,240 Speaker 2: there's a few that I'm not even in. Three of 1789 01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:02,360 Speaker 2: the episodes I'm not in, But it really does feel 1790 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,280 Speaker 2: good to know you kind of wrote a funny idea 1791 01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:06,920 Speaker 2: and then see people execute it. 1792 01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:07,760 Speaker 7: Like it's cool to be. 1793 01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:09,880 Speaker 2: Like the main player in something, but then to almost 1794 01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:12,200 Speaker 2: feel like a coach that wrote up a good play. 1795 01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:13,720 Speaker 7: He's almost as satisfying. 1796 01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:15,800 Speaker 4: It was good man. When he's like, did you just 1797 01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:18,920 Speaker 4: roll your eyes? Did you just roll your eyes? You're 1798 01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:21,960 Speaker 4: not good enough comedy or you wouldn't be here. You're 1799 01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:23,840 Speaker 4: not good enough at music, or you wouldn't be here. 1800 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:27,000 Speaker 3: Also when he breaks down, like how you put the 1801 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:30,080 Speaker 3: music into a observation. It's not even really a joke 1802 01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:32,800 Speaker 3: to get a laugh, just it's just really good man. 1803 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,040 Speaker 3: You guys should all be watching this shit man. Me 1804 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:38,479 Speaker 3: and Chris were just cracking up yesterday at this shit man. 1805 01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:41,519 Speaker 3: So yeah, I can't wait for the Corolla one because 1806 01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:46,160 Speaker 3: I know that's gonna be great. Speaking of Latinos who 1807 01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:50,640 Speaker 3: do crime, George Zimmerman just had the sale of his 1808 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:52,280 Speaker 3: latest painting. 1809 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:55,240 Speaker 5: Stopped about that fake photoshop. 1810 01:23:55,439 --> 01:23:58,840 Speaker 3: Well, first time it was literally a picture that you 1811 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:02,160 Speaker 3: could google of a Maria flag. He painted it like 1812 01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:06,720 Speaker 3: a different color and like put as what looked like 1813 01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:09,559 Speaker 3: you could just like take any font and type on there. 1814 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,320 Speaker 3: He do he took a painting, and I want to 1815 01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:16,360 Speaker 3: say he sold it for over one hundred thousand dollars. 1816 01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:20,120 Speaker 4: And me see Zimmerman painting. Now, I'll just look up 1817 01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:21,000 Speaker 4: an article real quick. 1818 01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:25,160 Speaker 3: But he he sold a painting maybe a month ago. 1819 01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,639 Speaker 3: I'll put a picture. I just found the picture in here. 1820 01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:31,559 Speaker 3: I'll put a picture in the chat. But one of 1821 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:37,000 Speaker 3: them shows you the stock photo that it was that 1822 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,599 Speaker 3: that that the original stock photo, and then the other 1823 01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:42,720 Speaker 3: side is him. So take a look at this, as 1824 01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:47,360 Speaker 3: I put it in a chat. He sold this, the 1825 01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:51,479 Speaker 3: one on the left after she's basically changing the tent. 1826 01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:53,960 Speaker 4: Of people. 1827 01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:56,479 Speaker 3: People bought it, and I want to say it was 1828 01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:59,479 Speaker 3: upwards of one hundred thousand dollars. 1829 01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:01,479 Speaker 4: Let me see what it was it was. 1830 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:03,720 Speaker 2: I'm happy that, by the way, that he shaved his 1831 01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:06,879 Speaker 2: head and lost some weight again, I guess. I guess 1832 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:09,519 Speaker 2: that proves that it was a trial strategy to look 1833 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:10,400 Speaker 2: fat and friendly. 1834 01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:13,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, I can never do that. 1835 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:14,920 Speaker 7: Immediately, I can never do this. 1836 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,760 Speaker 4: I'm too fat. Oh it is over all right, let 1837 01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:18,400 Speaker 4: me hit the gym. 1838 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:21,360 Speaker 3: But uh, yeah, he sold that one for over one 1839 01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:26,240 Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars. Well, this latest painting he the AP, 1840 01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:31,040 Speaker 3: the Associated Press has the rights to this painting. So 1841 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:34,800 Speaker 3: there they stopped the cell of the painting, which is 1842 01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:39,680 Speaker 3: a picture of the prosecutor from the trial that he 1843 01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:43,920 Speaker 3: was on. And then another like, you know, another one 1844 01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:47,360 Speaker 3: of those like sayings at the top. I'll put this 1845 01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:50,600 Speaker 3: one in a chat as well a link to the 1846 01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:53,160 Speaker 3: article and I'll put the picture in there a second. 1847 01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:54,880 Speaker 4: But crazy, like. 1848 01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:58,760 Speaker 6: Just yeah, so fucking if they own it, you can't 1849 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,000 Speaker 6: make money off they shit, Like. 1850 01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:02,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, why would you think that this would work, 1851 01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:08,040 Speaker 3: because like the AP owns all their images. They're you know, 1852 01:26:08,120 --> 01:26:10,559 Speaker 3: they're they're clearly not down with you this. You know, 1853 01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:12,960 Speaker 3: they don't have a deal with you. You can't just 1854 01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:17,360 Speaker 3: keep selling pictures from the internet for one hundred thousand dollars. 1855 01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:19,800 Speaker 3: I wish they would have let him sell it and 1856 01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:22,200 Speaker 3: then been like give me the fucking money. 1857 01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:24,160 Speaker 5: Yeah, I would have, and then suit him. 1858 01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:26,920 Speaker 4: Zimmerman's fire back. 1859 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:30,960 Speaker 3: Well, apparently Corey, who's the attorney who prosecuted zimmer in 1860 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:32,639 Speaker 3: the trial for the shooting of a seventeen year old 1861 01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:35,880 Speaker 3: trade bar Martin George Zimmerman clearly directly copied an AP 1862 01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:37,040 Speaker 3: photo to create this painting. 1863 01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:38,920 Speaker 4: The Florida State Attorney Angela Corey. 1864 01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:41,840 Speaker 3: AP spokesman Paul Corp said in a written statement posted 1865 01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:44,880 Speaker 3: on the AP site. Zimmerman fired back via his Twitter 1866 01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:46,960 Speaker 3: account on Friday, threatening to sue the AP. 1867 01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:48,719 Speaker 4: No worries AP. 1868 01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:51,719 Speaker 3: I'll just take whatever you sue me off your tab 1869 01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:55,040 Speaker 3: when I'm done suing you, smiley face, or I could 1870 01:26:55,120 --> 01:26:59,080 Speaker 3: put out how much you offered me to at the 1871 01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:02,280 Speaker 3: real George Zimmern said that like what an asshole man, 1872 01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:04,320 Speaker 3: Just what a dick? 1873 01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:07,120 Speaker 2: Well, the jury is no longer out on whether he's 1874 01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:10,479 Speaker 2: a piece of shit human being, right, That's the whole thing. 1875 01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:14,120 Speaker 2: All this stuff since then has just sort of demonstrated 1876 01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:18,160 Speaker 2: that like the benefit of the doubt he was entitled 1877 01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:21,600 Speaker 2: to as a criminal defendant, he wasn't really entitled to 1878 01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:24,800 Speaker 2: as a human being. Like his he you know, he 1879 01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:27,760 Speaker 2: killed the dude in cold blood. Like it's just I 1880 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:31,679 Speaker 2: don't know, it's it's every story that comes out about 1881 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:33,439 Speaker 2: this guy is just like he's a piece of He's 1882 01:27:33,479 --> 01:27:34,439 Speaker 2: a complete piece of shit. 1883 01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:35,559 Speaker 4: Yeah, And it was like. 1884 01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:37,800 Speaker 3: During the trial when all this shit was coming out 1885 01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:41,280 Speaker 3: about his personal background and stuff, it felt like, you know, 1886 01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:45,160 Speaker 3: people were kind of fighting back on it because you know, 1887 01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:48,519 Speaker 3: in America, so many people are scared of black males. 1888 01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:51,720 Speaker 4: This idea kind of like what if it was me? 1889 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,519 Speaker 3: Like, what if I'm in an alley and I'm fighting 1890 01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:57,920 Speaker 3: for my life against a black dude and I kill him? 1891 01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:01,080 Speaker 3: Do I don't want people to think I'm a bad 1892 01:28:01,200 --> 01:28:04,000 Speaker 3: person because I did this. It's like, yeah, well, you 1893 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:06,120 Speaker 3: don't have a history of calling the fucking police on 1894 01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:08,400 Speaker 3: every black kid in your neighborhood. You don't have a 1895 01:28:08,439 --> 01:28:10,879 Speaker 3: history of harassing people. You never beat up your girlfriend 1896 01:28:10,960 --> 01:28:13,120 Speaker 3: right now, you know, like shit like that, and people 1897 01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:15,000 Speaker 3: are just like, nah, it could be me because everybody's 1898 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,280 Speaker 3: so racially paranoid. 1899 01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:18,639 Speaker 4: But then everything he does. 1900 01:28:18,479 --> 01:28:21,280 Speaker 3: After this, you're like, yeah, Like honestly, it's at that 1901 01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:24,080 Speaker 3: point where black people have stopped being like I tried 1902 01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:26,639 Speaker 3: to fucking tell y'all, Like, we're just like, he did 1903 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:30,080 Speaker 3: some more dumb shit, guys, I know, all right, next article. 1904 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:31,160 Speaker 5: Yeah, what's your outrage now? 1905 01:28:31,280 --> 01:28:31,639 Speaker 7: All right? 1906 01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:32,840 Speaker 4: All right? 1907 01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:35,280 Speaker 2: What it's like It's like shootings in the NLRA. It's 1908 01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:39,000 Speaker 2: like now we're just like, well, we know nothing's gonna happen, 1909 01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:41,719 Speaker 2: So that's sad that three more people just got shot 1910 01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:42,400 Speaker 2: in them all. 1911 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,920 Speaker 3: Right now, Honestly, I feel like black people are just like, 1912 01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:46,719 Speaker 3: we'll wait for him to kill a white person. 1913 01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:51,600 Speaker 4: Then I'm sure he'll go to jail for that, of course, hopefully. 1914 01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:53,960 Speaker 2: Like that, did you see that stand your ground case 1915 01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:57,560 Speaker 2: in Florida with the with the old cop. Yeah, that 1916 01:28:57,720 --> 01:29:00,519 Speaker 2: was terrible, I mean cause that's I love how you 1917 01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:03,160 Speaker 2: got hit in the face with popcorn, right, so you 1918 01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:04,639 Speaker 2: put one in the guy's chest. 1919 01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:08,200 Speaker 3: Florida is the fucking wild wild West, man, Like, honestly, 1920 01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:11,599 Speaker 3: the way they implement the law, it doesn't like there 1921 01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:14,599 Speaker 3: was the other the black lady who like got sentenced 1922 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:17,559 Speaker 3: to like a long ass time in over twenty years 1923 01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:20,080 Speaker 3: in prison because it's the minimum charge or. 1924 01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:24,880 Speaker 4: Whatever, and yeah, yeah they've overturned it. 1925 01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:27,800 Speaker 5: Now, but only because of the outrage. 1926 01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:31,400 Speaker 3: Well right, But the point was she couldn't get staying 1927 01:29:31,479 --> 01:29:34,519 Speaker 3: your ground because she shot the bullet in the ceiling 1928 01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:38,880 Speaker 3: and not at the fucking dude killing her or trying 1929 01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:41,400 Speaker 3: to trying to kill her. So they were like, yeah, 1930 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:43,800 Speaker 3: that's not really staying your ground. You gotta be trying 1931 01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:47,479 Speaker 3: to kill this motherfucker because that's better. So twenty years, 1932 01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:50,599 Speaker 3: you know, like, I don't understand their lost crazy shit. 1933 01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:53,080 Speaker 3: It's time to play our games. 1934 01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:53,360 Speaker 7: Guys. 1935 01:29:53,439 --> 01:29:56,360 Speaker 3: Okay, we've been hit long enough, been fucking around. I 1936 01:29:56,439 --> 01:29:58,520 Speaker 3: know what you guys, really, you don't care about anything. 1937 01:29:58,320 --> 01:29:58,960 Speaker 4: We talked about. 1938 01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:02,400 Speaker 3: You're gonna go watch Comedy Academy and that's it. Our 1939 01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:13,519 Speaker 3: first game, of course, is fucking with black people. We 1940 01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:16,240 Speaker 3: just fucking with them black people whole, but just fucking 1941 01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:17,200 Speaker 3: with them blacks. 1942 01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:20,920 Speaker 4: We're just fucking with fucking with black people. 1943 01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:23,479 Speaker 3: That's right, guys. It's time for fucking with black people, 1944 01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:25,719 Speaker 3: where we read articles from around the globe and assign 1945 01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:28,200 Speaker 3: them points from zero to one hundred and intervals of 1946 01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:32,280 Speaker 3: twenty five for fucking with black people. Today's contestant, well, 1947 01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:34,080 Speaker 3: obviously George m got one hundred. 1948 01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:35,440 Speaker 5: But ah. 1949 01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:39,760 Speaker 3: We also have a Washington elementary school principal who's been 1950 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:41,639 Speaker 3: suspended for using the N word. 1951 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:43,200 Speaker 7: Oh. 1952 01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:50,240 Speaker 3: Claudia Alves, principal of Paulsbow Elementary School in Paulsbow, Washington, 1953 01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:53,599 Speaker 3: has been placed on leave on a leave of absence 1954 01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:55,840 Speaker 3: while the school district investigates her use of the N 1955 01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:57,519 Speaker 3: word when talking to students. 1956 01:30:58,479 --> 01:31:00,080 Speaker 4: Superintendent Patty Pace. 1957 01:31:00,160 --> 01:31:02,839 Speaker 3: A letter home to parents informed them of the incident 1958 01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:05,720 Speaker 3: and the ongoing search for an actual principle. When a 1959 01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:08,880 Speaker 3: group of students voiced their discomference with saying negro during 1960 01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:12,439 Speaker 3: the rehearsal for Doctor Martin Luther King junior play, Alvez 1961 01:31:12,479 --> 01:31:16,080 Speaker 3: allegedly attempted to explain the difference between a negro and 1962 01:31:16,120 --> 01:31:16,599 Speaker 3: a nigga. 1963 01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:21,360 Speaker 4: Ah read currently. 1964 01:31:21,479 --> 01:31:24,479 Speaker 2: Shawna's substant difference not just like the difference in terms 1965 01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:25,600 Speaker 2: of letters. 1966 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,480 Speaker 4: Right, yeah, substance like no no no no no, see guys. 1967 01:31:28,439 --> 01:31:32,800 Speaker 8: As Chris Rock tells us, Right, I believe the great 1968 01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:35,120 Speaker 8: comedian Chris Rock already has a bit about this, but 1969 01:31:35,479 --> 01:31:38,479 Speaker 8: allowed me to use it in layman's terms. 1970 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,040 Speaker 4: That always goes well. 1971 01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:45,000 Speaker 3: SHAWNA Smith, mother of Paulsborough of Fallsborough fifth grader, said 1972 01:31:45,040 --> 01:31:47,760 Speaker 3: students in her son's class were uncomfortable with the word 1973 01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:50,720 Speaker 3: negro in a play they were rehearsing about Martin Luther King. 1974 01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:53,639 Speaker 3: Smith said the student's teacher tried to explain it had 1975 01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:56,800 Speaker 3: but had trouble getting them to understand its historical context. 1976 01:31:57,160 --> 01:31:59,680 Speaker 3: Alvez was in the room and the teacher asked her 1977 01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:02,800 Speaker 3: for help. Oh Smith said several students were troubled by 1978 01:32:02,800 --> 01:32:04,400 Speaker 3: the use of the word and would look at her 1979 01:32:04,439 --> 01:32:06,120 Speaker 3: son and another child in the class. 1980 01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:07,879 Speaker 4: When it was used because they were black. 1981 01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:11,960 Speaker 3: Smith Smith is white and is married to Matthew Smith, 1982 01:32:11,960 --> 01:32:17,719 Speaker 3: who is black. So it's probably that thing where you're uh, 1983 01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:21,920 Speaker 3: it's probably that thing where the kids are just so 1984 01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:27,120 Speaker 3: young they don't remember what the fuck that like to them. 1985 01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:30,880 Speaker 3: Negro is like they probably are legitimately like why what 1986 01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:33,519 Speaker 3: is the difference? Like why can we say that? But 1987 01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:35,640 Speaker 3: if I say the N word, I get kicked out 1988 01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:38,280 Speaker 3: of class. And they couldn't come up with a good 1989 01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:41,519 Speaker 3: way to explain it. Uh So they brought the principal 1990 01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:43,519 Speaker 3: in and she tried to explain it. 1991 01:32:44,120 --> 01:32:48,280 Speaker 5: Didn't get the history teacher. I'm not I mean, I'm guarantee. 1992 01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:50,720 Speaker 6: You it's a history teacher there some well, right, I 1993 01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:53,320 Speaker 6: don't know, but let me get the history teacher. 1994 01:32:53,439 --> 01:32:57,040 Speaker 3: Well, honestly, though, children are so like quote unquote innocent, 1995 01:32:57,640 --> 01:33:00,000 Speaker 3: they don't fucking know, like even what is a history 1996 01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:01,439 Speaker 3: book gonna tell well, this is what we used to 1997 01:33:01,520 --> 01:33:04,360 Speaker 3: call black people, right, Well, why'd you call him that? 1998 01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:09,559 Speaker 3: Because that's what we used to say, Because then you 1999 01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:09,880 Speaker 3: have to. 2000 01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:11,800 Speaker 5: Go into slavery and just kind of even if you 2001 01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:12,559 Speaker 5: go into slavery. 2002 01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:17,200 Speaker 3: Why negro? Why did they call black people negroes? And 2003 01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:21,080 Speaker 3: why is that not offensive? But nigguh is offensive? And 2004 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:23,000 Speaker 3: then and if you explain it, then you have to 2005 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,639 Speaker 3: probably say the N word at some point or try 2006 01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:28,200 Speaker 3: to explain why. And next thing you know, you're going 2007 01:33:28,240 --> 01:33:32,240 Speaker 3: home with you're ship in the box because you tried 2008 01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:34,080 Speaker 3: to help some educate some young black kids. 2009 01:33:34,120 --> 01:33:34,599 Speaker 4: Fuck that. 2010 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,120 Speaker 3: This is why I never help anybody. I'll never be 2011 01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:41,120 Speaker 3: an ally. Many of the children still were not comfortable 2012 01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:43,080 Speaker 3: the use of the word after Alvex explained that her 2013 01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:45,120 Speaker 3: son in the class may refuse to be in the play. 2014 01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:49,519 Speaker 3: I so now we got a new new key and pill. 2015 01:33:49,680 --> 01:33:53,080 Speaker 3: They probably were very upset. They're going to become a 2016 01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:57,400 Speaker 3: very successful comedy duo. Very After her son acted up 2017 01:33:57,520 --> 01:34:00,160 Speaker 3: during one of the players performances, he was sent to 2018 01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:03,320 Speaker 3: Alvis's office, where they discussed the word again. Seanna Smith 2019 01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:06,000 Speaker 3: said her son explained that he still was uncomfortable with 2020 01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:08,640 Speaker 3: the word negro, to which Alves told him it was 2021 01:34:08,640 --> 01:34:10,679 Speaker 3: not the same as the N word, only she used 2022 01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:11,400 Speaker 3: the actual word. 2023 01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:16,040 Speaker 4: Uh man, this is so unfair on her, This is stupid, 2024 01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:18,240 Speaker 4: so stupid. She got fire with. 2025 01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:23,160 Speaker 7: This This is like when Peyton newspapers write things like 2026 01:34:23,439 --> 01:34:27,200 Speaker 7: and then he used a homophobic slur. Right, well, you 2027 01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:31,000 Speaker 7: can write the word because you're reporting the word, like 2028 01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:34,840 Speaker 7: you're not saying in your headline, you know, faggots want 2029 01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:37,839 Speaker 7: to get married, right, you're saying it in your text. 2030 01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:41,080 Speaker 7: The person who we are who is being criticized rightly 2031 01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:43,839 Speaker 7: here said this word. 2032 01:34:44,280 --> 01:34:44,599 Speaker 4: Smith. 2033 01:34:45,120 --> 01:34:47,479 Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, very this is very weird. 2034 01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:48,240 Speaker 4: Smith. 2035 01:34:48,520 --> 01:34:50,600 Speaker 3: I like also that the woman who's driving us is 2036 01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:54,559 Speaker 3: a white woman who's the mother of black sign so 2037 01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:58,880 Speaker 3: she's just like she's like, no, I'm enlightened, and everybody's 2038 01:34:58,880 --> 01:34:59,800 Speaker 3: gonna be enlightened at to this. 2039 01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:01,080 Speaker 4: You're fired people. 2040 01:35:01,080 --> 01:35:03,840 Speaker 3: Anah Smith said she tired her son to never use 2041 01:35:03,840 --> 01:35:06,439 Speaker 3: the word in any situation, so when he came home 2042 01:35:06,520 --> 01:35:09,600 Speaker 3: up sat after hearing his principal said, she complained to 2043 01:35:09,680 --> 01:35:12,400 Speaker 3: the district January fifteen. Two days later, the district officials 2044 01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:15,920 Speaker 3: called back and expressed sympathy and commitment to make it 2045 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:18,760 Speaker 3: clear that using the N word in any situation was unacceptable. 2046 01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:22,680 Speaker 4: Smith said, which I don't even agree with. Did they 2047 01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:23,000 Speaker 4: get the. 2048 01:35:22,920 --> 01:35:25,160 Speaker 3: Consensus of black people voting on this, because I feel 2049 01:35:25,160 --> 01:35:27,880 Speaker 3: like I would have adamantly been like, no, there's some 2050 01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:31,280 Speaker 3: situations and this is actually one of them. 2051 01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:32,120 Speaker 4: I'm about to use it. 2052 01:35:32,840 --> 01:35:36,960 Speaker 3: After that call, Alvez called Smith and, explaining what happened 2053 01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,719 Speaker 3: in her office, used the word twice. 2054 01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:39,360 Speaker 4: Smith said. 2055 01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:43,120 Speaker 3: A district official said they would be talking to Alves 2056 01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:47,320 Speaker 3: again and asked Smith whether there was anything else she wanted. 2057 01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:49,799 Speaker 3: Smith said she asked for there to be sensitivity training 2058 01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:53,439 Speaker 3: in the district. Oh my god, so yeah, now everybody's 2059 01:35:53,439 --> 01:35:57,600 Speaker 3: got to get sensitivity training because this person used the 2060 01:35:57,640 --> 01:36:02,720 Speaker 3: word in a strictly definite definitionary version, not even a 2061 01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:05,920 Speaker 3: maybe I don't know, maybe I wasn't there. Maybe she said, 2062 01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:10,160 Speaker 3: no nigro. It's not like nigga, what's up my nigga? 2063 01:36:10,280 --> 01:36:12,920 Speaker 3: You know, it's different, like maybe she broke into like 2064 01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:16,280 Speaker 3: a stand up routine and maybe it is just I 2065 01:36:16,320 --> 01:36:20,679 Speaker 3: love black people, right, Oh, but I hate niggas. 2066 01:36:20,720 --> 01:36:24,360 Speaker 5: I hate It's not the media. 2067 01:36:25,240 --> 01:36:28,240 Speaker 3: Smith allegedly used the N word again on the phone 2068 01:36:28,280 --> 01:36:31,559 Speaker 3: with Smith's husband and was suspended two days later. 2069 01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:36,680 Speaker 6: Uh So, I think for me personally, we live in 2070 01:36:36,720 --> 01:36:40,720 Speaker 6: a society this so fucked. And still it's almost like 2071 01:36:41,080 --> 01:36:43,320 Speaker 6: she is trying to explain historical fed u. We ain't 2072 01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:45,320 Speaker 6: trying to hear no goddamn history. Don't be teaching our 2073 01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:48,479 Speaker 6: kids about their history of America because it makes us 2074 01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:48,960 Speaker 6: look bad. 2075 01:36:49,040 --> 01:36:51,479 Speaker 3: Now now, from a zero to twenty five. Also, it 2076 01:36:51,479 --> 01:36:56,280 Speaker 3: sounds like she's Latina Claudia Alvez. From from zero to 2077 01:36:56,360 --> 01:37:00,400 Speaker 3: one hundred, I give this lady fifty twenty five fifty. 2078 01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:01,479 Speaker 4: Why are you giving her fifty? 2079 01:37:01,520 --> 01:37:01,680 Speaker 7: Care? 2080 01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,439 Speaker 4: Why did she get a fifty? 2081 01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:04,559 Speaker 7: Y'all? 2082 01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:07,400 Speaker 4: I'm asking were different score? I want to know why? 2083 01:37:07,439 --> 01:37:09,920 Speaker 4: What made you? Why why fifty instead of a lower. 2084 01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:14,439 Speaker 6: And I guess because she went through the extent of 2085 01:37:14,479 --> 01:37:19,160 Speaker 6: explaining and maybe that just bumped it up to fifty 2086 01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:24,479 Speaker 6: to B and she wouldn't have explained and still got fired. Well, 2087 01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:26,200 Speaker 6: then the score pould have been higher. 2088 01:37:27,880 --> 01:37:28,679 Speaker 7: What's the score? 2089 01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:31,880 Speaker 3: Zero, twoelve hundred. I want to give her twenty five. 2090 01:37:32,320 --> 01:37:34,800 Speaker 3: It's interros of twenty five, Yeah, intervals of twenty five. 2091 01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:36,720 Speaker 3: I think she's only get a twenty five and the 2092 01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:39,280 Speaker 3: twenty five I would give her a zero, okay, but 2093 01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:42,679 Speaker 3: the twenty five is for trying to help. Okay, stop 2094 01:37:42,880 --> 01:37:46,160 Speaker 3: trying to help people. I know you're a principal, Hey, 2095 01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:48,519 Speaker 3: you want to help these little confused black kids out 2096 01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:51,679 Speaker 3: it's just like Macamore and his shit. When he texts 2097 01:37:51,720 --> 01:37:54,320 Speaker 3: Kendrick Lamar yesterday like, hey man, your album was better 2098 01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:55,920 Speaker 3: than mine. You should have really wanted to grab me, 2099 01:37:56,160 --> 01:37:59,160 Speaker 3: And people are like, fuck you, motherfucker, white boy winning 2100 01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:02,280 Speaker 3: our award. Stop trying to help. Sometimes you just gotta 2101 01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:04,960 Speaker 3: let black people be mad. They ain't want to say negro. 2102 01:38:05,240 --> 01:38:07,080 Speaker 3: You just gotta let it go, like all right, well 2103 01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:10,640 Speaker 3: say black. All right, guys, have a good play. I 2104 01:38:10,680 --> 01:38:14,320 Speaker 3: would like to keep my job. He can't be helping people. Man, 2105 01:38:14,439 --> 01:38:18,160 Speaker 3: don't be an ally. Never be an ally people. It's 2106 01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:20,280 Speaker 3: not worth it. You don't have the intention of fortitude 2107 01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:23,840 Speaker 3: to keep up with these angry motherfuckers and I don't either, 2108 01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:27,839 Speaker 3: So don't do it. I'm committed to not helping anybody. 2109 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:29,679 Speaker 4: I'm serious. 2110 01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:33,640 Speaker 3: Like on my Facebook page, I posted that Maclimore thing 2111 01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:35,080 Speaker 3: and I was like, you know, that's pretty classic in 2112 01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:38,280 Speaker 3: him to admit that and not merely anything he can 2113 01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:38,880 Speaker 3: do about it. 2114 01:38:38,920 --> 01:38:40,720 Speaker 4: And then so I was like, why didn't he say 2115 01:38:40,720 --> 01:38:41,479 Speaker 4: it on stage? 2116 01:38:41,760 --> 01:38:43,479 Speaker 5: I was like, what would you? 2117 01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:44,000 Speaker 7: Yeah? 2118 01:38:44,040 --> 01:38:46,040 Speaker 3: I was like, when is enough enough? What's gonna do? 2119 01:38:46,439 --> 01:38:49,120 Speaker 3: Pits on his Grammy like just slim it on the ground. 2120 01:38:49,280 --> 01:38:51,599 Speaker 3: This is bullshit. A black person should have got this. 2121 01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:54,200 Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here, man. It do work 2122 01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:56,760 Speaker 3: hard too. I don't care if he is whack. He 2123 01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:58,840 Speaker 3: probably had to work harder because he is whack. Ain't 2124 01:38:58,880 --> 01:39:01,080 Speaker 3: that's true. He's like, you know, how fucking hard I 2125 01:39:01,120 --> 01:39:03,880 Speaker 3: have to work to disguise how whack I am. I 2126 01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:07,479 Speaker 3: could barely rap on beat everybody, Okay, I'm the fucking phone. 2127 01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:10,879 Speaker 2: I kept wondering because if you listen to the lyrics 2128 01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:13,400 Speaker 2: of Macklimore, because the beat, I mean, the hooks of 2129 01:39:13,439 --> 01:39:18,000 Speaker 2: the songs are very catchy to me at least, but uh, 2130 01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:20,120 Speaker 2: I listened to the words and it's almost like he's 2131 01:39:20,160 --> 01:39:23,880 Speaker 2: making words that don't rhyme sound kind of like they rhyme. Yeah, 2132 01:39:23,920 --> 01:39:27,519 Speaker 2: almost none of his lyrics rhyme if you just read them. Yes, 2133 01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:29,160 Speaker 2: almost none of them rhyme. 2134 01:39:29,439 --> 01:39:30,240 Speaker 4: Not almost nothing. 2135 01:39:30,240 --> 01:39:35,520 Speaker 3: And also, uh, he was very stupid as a kid, 2136 01:39:36,040 --> 01:39:39,000 Speaker 3: because like that same love song stars out with him 2137 01:39:39,040 --> 01:39:41,400 Speaker 3: thinking he was gay because he liked to draw, and 2138 01:39:41,439 --> 01:39:45,520 Speaker 3: I was like, that's not even a gay stereo type, like, 2139 01:39:45,520 --> 01:39:48,639 Speaker 3: like you gotta might have just had a super ignorant 2140 01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:51,400 Speaker 3: family like you like art and shit. 2141 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:54,200 Speaker 7: Gay boy, Yeah, you like to draw. 2142 01:39:54,360 --> 01:39:55,400 Speaker 4: Oh, that's the game. 2143 01:39:55,600 --> 01:39:57,040 Speaker 5: You like to keep a room clean? 2144 01:39:57,200 --> 01:39:58,400 Speaker 4: You know who else likes to draw? 2145 01:39:58,800 --> 01:39:59,519 Speaker 7: Every kid? 2146 01:39:59,560 --> 01:39:59,800 Speaker 3: Ever? 2147 01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:02,960 Speaker 7: You had hot dogs at baseball games? You like that? 2148 01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:08,040 Speaker 3: You like that little Yeah, look at my son the quein. 2149 01:40:08,479 --> 01:40:11,360 Speaker 3: He likes to play football, Like, get the fuck out 2150 01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:11,639 Speaker 3: of here. 2151 01:40:11,680 --> 01:40:12,200 Speaker 7: Man. I was. 2152 01:40:12,320 --> 01:40:14,000 Speaker 3: I was like, this is a terrible I think he 2153 01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:15,840 Speaker 3: just when he was writing the lyrics, he couldn't think 2154 01:40:15,880 --> 01:40:19,559 Speaker 3: of anything less safe. So he was like, no one 2155 01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:22,000 Speaker 3: thinks drawing it's gay. I'll just use that as an example. 2156 01:40:22,439 --> 01:40:24,680 Speaker 3: People were like, I used to like the interior decorator. 2157 01:40:24,680 --> 01:40:26,840 Speaker 3: And then I just like, okay, all right, you're right, 2158 01:40:27,040 --> 01:40:28,200 Speaker 3: that's one of the stereotypes. 2159 01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:30,639 Speaker 4: Let's play our other game, guys. 2160 01:40:30,680 --> 01:40:34,920 Speaker 3: But yeah, I say, twenty five, okay, so you agree, Okay, 2161 01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:38,519 Speaker 3: twenty five already decided it's time to play our other game. 2162 01:40:38,880 --> 01:40:40,320 Speaker 4: It's time for Guess the race. 2163 01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:42,760 Speaker 5: Now, that is time for. 2164 01:40:42,920 --> 01:40:44,320 Speaker 4: Some guess the race. 2165 01:40:45,160 --> 01:40:49,240 Speaker 3: That's right, this guess the race time. I said, now 2166 01:40:49,360 --> 01:40:52,080 Speaker 3: that is time for some guess the race. 2167 01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:54,440 Speaker 4: That's right, this guess. 2168 01:40:54,160 --> 01:40:55,160 Speaker 5: The race time. 2169 01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:59,160 Speaker 3: But that's right, it's time for a Guess the race. 2170 01:40:59,200 --> 01:41:02,160 Speaker 3: The number one game show going across all the podcasts 2171 01:41:02,240 --> 01:41:04,760 Speaker 3: Land where we read or play news articles from all 2172 01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:05,040 Speaker 3: over the. 2173 01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:06,679 Speaker 4: Globe, and we have our guests. 2174 01:41:06,720 --> 01:41:12,240 Speaker 3: Today Comedy Academy is on jail Cove and Guess the Race, JL, 2175 01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,040 Speaker 3: Are you ready to play some guests the Race? 2176 01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:14,920 Speaker 7: I'm ready. 2177 01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:19,000 Speaker 2: I've disappointed twice in this game, once without caring and 2178 01:41:19,040 --> 01:41:20,960 Speaker 2: trying to make jokes, and then once I actually was 2179 01:41:21,080 --> 01:41:24,000 Speaker 2: playing for real and still did badly. 2180 01:41:24,920 --> 01:41:29,400 Speaker 3: Let's see if he's gonna be able to overcome overcome 2181 01:41:29,479 --> 01:41:31,880 Speaker 3: is ineptitude in the first two times, here we go, 2182 01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:36,799 Speaker 3: third times chime. Two men stole a truck carrying sixty 2183 01:41:36,920 --> 01:41:42,280 Speaker 3: thousand dollars worth of laundry detern It Detergent from Orland Park. 2184 01:41:42,320 --> 01:41:44,439 Speaker 4: Police said in the news release Monday afternoon. 2185 01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:51,080 Speaker 3: Omar Dragma, thirty years old, of Justice and the Air 2186 01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:56,640 Speaker 3: Cartoon twenty five of Burbank were arrested in charge with 2187 01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:59,840 Speaker 3: theft and possession of a stolen motor vehicle. Both fell 2188 01:41:59,880 --> 01:42:03,400 Speaker 3: in On Saturday, Oak Forest Police received a call from 2189 01:42:03,400 --> 01:42:06,439 Speaker 3: a trucking company in balling Brook that reported a semi 2190 01:42:06,520 --> 01:42:10,599 Speaker 3: trailer was missing. Oak Forest Police found the truck backed 2191 01:42:10,600 --> 01:42:12,439 Speaker 3: into a loading dock in the oiland Park. 2192 01:42:12,520 --> 01:42:16,479 Speaker 4: The same day. The men said they were each. 2193 01:42:16,280 --> 01:42:19,519 Speaker 3: Paid one hundred dollars to unload the truck, which was 2194 01:42:19,560 --> 01:42:20,839 Speaker 3: filled with the laundry detergent. 2195 01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:25,160 Speaker 4: So you motherfuckered washing. How are you gonna. 2196 01:42:24,920 --> 01:42:27,160 Speaker 3: Steal sixty thousand worth of shit and get paid one hundred? 2197 01:42:27,640 --> 01:42:31,200 Speaker 3: What kind of like batman? Like, what kind of Gotham 2198 01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:35,120 Speaker 3: hitch hitchmen program where they are, well you fucking I'm 2199 01:42:35,120 --> 01:42:36,759 Speaker 3: part of eight million dollar highs. 2200 01:42:37,120 --> 01:42:39,519 Speaker 4: How much did you make? Like two fifty? 2201 01:42:39,920 --> 01:42:40,240 Speaker 7: Wow? 2202 01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:42,160 Speaker 4: Well how much was all that shit. 2203 01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:42,840 Speaker 7: We were caring? Work? 2204 01:42:43,800 --> 01:42:44,320 Speaker 5: Had no idea? 2205 01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:48,160 Speaker 4: Right, you could have bought a fucking yacht for this shit. 2206 01:42:48,439 --> 01:42:51,040 Speaker 7: Maybe criminal world is just like the real world where 2207 01:42:51,040 --> 01:42:53,719 Speaker 7: the CEO is now making you know, six hundred times 2208 01:42:53,720 --> 01:42:56,240 Speaker 7: with the worker makes it's like sixty thousand, you get 2209 01:42:56,280 --> 01:43:01,240 Speaker 7: one hundred America fifty to fifty split shit. 2210 01:43:01,240 --> 01:43:04,799 Speaker 3: Now carrying my fucking detergent boys wash my clothes. 2211 01:43:04,960 --> 01:43:07,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, oh no, it's the batman. 2212 01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:08,519 Speaker 7: Uh ah. 2213 01:43:08,720 --> 01:43:11,200 Speaker 3: The man allegedly stole a white two thousand and fourth 2214 01:43:11,280 --> 01:43:15,160 Speaker 3: freight line of truck just registered to a Darian resident, 2215 01:43:15,640 --> 01:43:18,559 Speaker 3: both before picking up the semi trailer and driving to 2216 01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:21,200 Speaker 3: the loading dock in oiland Park, so they were. 2217 01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:22,960 Speaker 4: This is a complicated heights. 2218 01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:26,320 Speaker 3: They stole a truck to pick up a semi trailer 2219 01:43:26,800 --> 01:43:30,000 Speaker 3: drive to another location for one hundred dollars. 2220 01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:32,400 Speaker 2: This is like a shitty. This is like grand theft 2221 01:43:32,439 --> 01:43:33,520 Speaker 2: auto shitty. 2222 01:43:34,280 --> 01:43:35,840 Speaker 5: Why would you do that? This won't need to be 2223 01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:36,679 Speaker 5: worth your time? 2224 01:43:37,200 --> 01:43:37,479 Speaker 7: Right? 2225 01:43:38,120 --> 01:43:43,240 Speaker 3: This is so bad, police said Cartoon and Dragma, who 2226 01:43:43,280 --> 01:43:47,480 Speaker 3: are being held on fifty and twenty thousand dollars bill respectively. 2227 01:43:48,520 --> 01:43:50,439 Speaker 3: The men are well. The other guy must have been 2228 01:43:50,439 --> 01:43:53,600 Speaker 3: the passenger seat. I don't know why his bell is 2229 01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:57,800 Speaker 3: so much lower. Maybe he was carrying less. The men 2230 01:43:57,880 --> 01:44:00,519 Speaker 3: are next scheduled to appear in a bridge View County 2231 01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:02,479 Speaker 3: courthouse February fourteen. 2232 01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:05,120 Speaker 5: You think he had on them or something. 2233 01:44:05,160 --> 01:44:07,720 Speaker 3: Well, I feel like if it wasn't for Batman, they 2234 01:44:07,720 --> 01:44:08,679 Speaker 3: would have got away clean. 2235 01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:12,320 Speaker 5: But uh, Scooby, Scooby doo. 2236 01:44:12,520 --> 01:44:14,400 Speaker 4: Scooby doo. What's that have to do anything? 2237 01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:14,640 Speaker 7: You know? 2238 01:44:15,720 --> 01:44:18,880 Speaker 4: Oh? Everyone for those damn that dog and those kids. 2239 01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:22,680 Speaker 3: Yep, so guess the race of Omar, Dragma and the 2240 01:44:22,800 --> 01:44:26,000 Speaker 3: air cartom. 2241 01:44:25,320 --> 01:44:30,200 Speaker 7: I gotta go these, I gotta go and one of 2242 01:44:30,280 --> 01:44:30,960 Speaker 7: my options. 2243 01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:33,679 Speaker 4: Any race you can do, Yeah, any race? 2244 01:44:34,080 --> 01:44:36,760 Speaker 3: Uh, we even do nationalities we have, Like, you know, 2245 01:44:36,760 --> 01:44:38,519 Speaker 3: you could do Latino, you could. 2246 01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:40,839 Speaker 4: Do white, black. 2247 01:44:41,760 --> 01:44:43,080 Speaker 7: I'm thinking Middle Eastern. 2248 01:44:43,760 --> 01:44:47,439 Speaker 2: I'm thinking I would have said possibly Middle Eastern. What 2249 01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:51,519 Speaker 2: I'm also thinking kind of Eastern Europeans sort of guys 2250 01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:56,679 Speaker 2: that would have kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter. So I'm going 2251 01:44:56,800 --> 01:45:00,479 Speaker 2: Eastern European like you're I think they're white. I think white, 2252 01:45:00,479 --> 01:45:04,560 Speaker 2: but like from that kind of Russia meets Turkey area. 2253 01:45:04,360 --> 01:45:05,040 Speaker 7: Of the world. 2254 01:45:05,280 --> 01:45:08,599 Speaker 2: Okay, kind of somewhere in that like Muslim Russian kind 2255 01:45:08,600 --> 01:45:09,799 Speaker 2: of quasi white. 2256 01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:12,800 Speaker 3: The chat room says that is a month's worth of 2257 01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:25,200 Speaker 3: detergent typical Latino family. Buster Rhymes No Bust Rhymes knows 2258 01:45:25,280 --> 01:45:28,040 Speaker 3: them from making Arab money, but that but not much 2259 01:45:28,080 --> 01:45:33,280 Speaker 3: of it, uh or a ram money, Hispanic brown, possibly Arabs, 2260 01:45:33,320 --> 01:45:36,920 Speaker 3: North African or the levant. Just no way to explain 2261 01:45:36,960 --> 01:45:41,120 Speaker 3: it other than the names. They could wash clothes on 2262 01:45:41,160 --> 01:45:42,960 Speaker 3: their backs with that laundry detergent. 2263 01:45:44,240 --> 01:45:45,640 Speaker 4: I'm not sure when race to go with. 2264 01:45:45,760 --> 01:45:48,040 Speaker 3: I'll say they could use that detergent to go with 2265 01:45:48,040 --> 01:45:53,200 Speaker 3: the wetness of their backs. Homophobic Bachelor contestants Eurasia and 2266 01:45:53,479 --> 01:45:56,439 Speaker 3: Arabs that didn't get that oil money. The correct answer 2267 01:45:56,720 --> 01:46:02,040 Speaker 3: is jail. Covid has a right white Middle Eastern, Middle 2268 01:46:02,080 --> 01:46:03,479 Speaker 3: Europeans European. 2269 01:46:03,600 --> 01:46:05,280 Speaker 4: So nailed it. 2270 01:46:06,120 --> 01:46:13,559 Speaker 3: Yeah uh And the chat rooms a lot of people 2271 01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:18,640 Speaker 3: guess Latino. I don't think dragma like, wonder what a 2272 01:46:18,720 --> 01:46:19,720 Speaker 3: cartoon like? 2273 01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:21,920 Speaker 4: Those don't even sound Latino. 2274 01:46:22,760 --> 01:46:25,880 Speaker 3: I will put their picture in the chat room for 2275 01:46:25,960 --> 01:46:28,400 Speaker 3: you guys, so that you can see or not cheating 2276 01:46:28,400 --> 01:46:31,680 Speaker 3: you with. These guys look like they could easily be 2277 01:46:32,479 --> 01:46:35,720 Speaker 3: second round picks in the NBA draft next year, or 2278 01:46:36,160 --> 01:46:39,080 Speaker 3: sleek sneak up past some of the guys that we 2279 01:46:39,200 --> 01:46:41,200 Speaker 3: know that play college basketball. 2280 01:46:42,680 --> 01:46:45,280 Speaker 4: I don't know why people don't do that. 2281 01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:48,879 Speaker 3: Just find a tall European, get some grainy surveillance footage 2282 01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:51,200 Speaker 3: of him, like shooting basketballs over chairs. 2283 01:46:50,960 --> 01:46:55,200 Speaker 4: And make a million dollars. All right, here's another one. 2284 01:46:56,640 --> 01:46:59,920 Speaker 3: Man arrested during traffic stop with thirty seven pounds of merril. 2285 01:47:01,680 --> 01:47:05,160 Speaker 3: Had Scott Patrick Harmon been wearing a seat belt as 2286 01:47:05,200 --> 01:47:08,160 Speaker 3: he drove down inter State seventy five, he might have 2287 01:47:08,240 --> 01:47:10,960 Speaker 3: gotten away with carrying thirty seven pounds of marijuana. 2288 01:47:11,040 --> 01:47:12,280 Speaker 4: Police said he had in his car. 2289 01:47:12,479 --> 01:47:14,120 Speaker 5: Nigga seat belt buckle up. 2290 01:47:14,840 --> 01:47:16,840 Speaker 3: This is the best ad for buckle up ever and 2291 01:47:16,880 --> 01:47:18,360 Speaker 3: the police will never put this on TV. 2292 01:47:18,520 --> 01:47:21,120 Speaker 5: Come on now, buckle your ass up. 2293 01:47:21,200 --> 01:47:24,200 Speaker 3: Like instead of drunk driver, it should just be carrying 2294 01:47:24,240 --> 01:47:24,800 Speaker 3: a lot of weed. 2295 01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:26,000 Speaker 4: Buckle up. 2296 01:47:26,200 --> 01:47:26,960 Speaker 5: Ain't that the truth? 2297 01:47:27,000 --> 01:47:28,880 Speaker 3: We don't want to pull you over any more than 2298 01:47:28,920 --> 01:47:32,439 Speaker 3: you want to be pulled over. However, Gainesville police arrested 2299 01:47:32,479 --> 01:47:36,400 Speaker 3: thirty five the thirty five year old Peyton Colorado and 2300 01:47:36,800 --> 01:47:41,519 Speaker 3: Peyton Colorado Wednesday afternoon on charges of marijuana trafficking and 2301 01:47:41,520 --> 01:47:43,240 Speaker 3: giving a false ID to law enforcement. 2302 01:47:43,280 --> 01:47:45,640 Speaker 4: Ever, officers pulled him over on the traffic. 2303 01:47:45,320 --> 01:47:48,840 Speaker 3: Stop, according to the rest report, at around two pm, 2304 01:47:49,240 --> 01:47:51,160 Speaker 3: and I wonder he tried to be like, I'm for 2305 01:47:51,280 --> 01:47:55,400 Speaker 3: Colorado though it's legal, like not the seatbelt part or 2306 01:47:55,439 --> 01:47:59,400 Speaker 3: the thirty seven pounds and officer poured harmon over there 2307 01:47:59,560 --> 01:48:03,680 Speaker 3: Mac mcconopy and noticed something hanging from the bottom of 2308 01:48:03,680 --> 01:48:06,479 Speaker 3: his car. The officers sameil marijuana coming from the car. 2309 01:48:06,760 --> 01:48:09,679 Speaker 3: The officer wrote him in a station on the seatbelt violation. 2310 01:48:09,720 --> 01:48:12,080 Speaker 3: According to the report at the right in the warrant, 2311 01:48:12,120 --> 01:48:14,800 Speaker 3: the officer search Harmer's car and found three suitcases filled 2312 01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:17,719 Speaker 3: with thirty seven pounds of marijuana wrapped in clear plastic bags, 2313 01:48:18,160 --> 01:48:21,600 Speaker 3: roughly worth one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars. 2314 01:48:22,800 --> 01:48:23,280 Speaker 5: He did. 2315 01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:26,639 Speaker 4: Whoever that belonged to, someone gotta kill him. 2316 01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:30,360 Speaker 6: What I'm serious, Like, somebody is waiting on that shit. 2317 01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:32,880 Speaker 5: That was Like he got arrested, and. 2318 01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:35,360 Speaker 4: It's got to be the dumbest fucking reason to get caught, 2319 01:48:35,439 --> 01:48:37,679 Speaker 4: like because you didn't bugle off like what happened? 2320 01:48:37,680 --> 01:48:41,600 Speaker 3: Man, You ain't gonna believe this, But I got to 2321 01:48:41,600 --> 01:48:44,439 Speaker 3: put my seatbelt on, bro, That's really what happened. 2322 01:48:44,479 --> 01:48:48,280 Speaker 4: So sorry, Sorry about the two hundred thousand dollars. A weird. 2323 01:48:48,280 --> 01:48:50,880 Speaker 4: I'll pay you back a little bit at time. Here 2324 01:48:50,920 --> 01:48:51,800 Speaker 4: we do a payment plan. 2325 01:48:52,160 --> 01:48:53,400 Speaker 5: You paid you back with your life. 2326 01:48:53,800 --> 01:48:57,760 Speaker 3: During the questioning, Harmon told the officer the driver's license 2327 01:48:57,800 --> 01:48:59,840 Speaker 3: he provided was his brothers, that his license was hidding 2328 01:48:59,840 --> 01:49:02,320 Speaker 3: in the pocket of his backpack. According to the report, 2329 01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:05,639 Speaker 3: he didn't comment about the weed. Officers book Harmon into 2330 01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:08,439 Speaker 3: the Alachua County Jail at seven twenty pm, where he 2331 01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:10,880 Speaker 3: remains as a press time in lieu of one hundred 2332 01:49:10,920 --> 01:49:12,599 Speaker 3: and twenty five thousand dollars bond. 2333 01:49:12,680 --> 01:49:14,479 Speaker 5: Of course, he didn't come in about that weed because 2334 01:49:14,479 --> 01:49:17,599 Speaker 5: who it belongs to. He ain't telling y'all shit. 2335 01:49:18,080 --> 01:49:21,040 Speaker 4: Uh so, I guess the race of Scott Patrick. 2336 01:49:20,720 --> 01:49:25,240 Speaker 7: Harmon, Jail, I gotta go white. 2337 01:49:25,560 --> 01:49:28,639 Speaker 4: All right, let's check the chat room. He was paid 2338 01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:29,800 Speaker 4: a hundred to transport it. 2339 01:49:30,080 --> 01:49:32,800 Speaker 3: I see one known for saying I didn't know I 2340 01:49:32,800 --> 01:49:33,519 Speaker 3: couldn't do that. 2341 01:49:34,439 --> 01:49:35,839 Speaker 4: Loves those cheese sandwiches. 2342 01:49:35,880 --> 01:49:36,280 Speaker 7: White. 2343 01:49:36,479 --> 01:49:40,840 Speaker 3: Scott Patrick Harmon is white, polar vortex jogger, whiter than 2344 01:49:40,880 --> 01:49:45,880 Speaker 3: my blood pressure cuff. He's alive white. The correct answer is, 2345 01:49:46,160 --> 01:49:48,320 Speaker 3: and Jail got this correct white? 2346 01:49:49,439 --> 01:49:52,679 Speaker 7: You on the road, sir, I brought my a game, 2347 01:49:53,120 --> 01:49:54,000 Speaker 7: a race game. 2348 01:49:54,200 --> 01:49:55,839 Speaker 4: He's totally redeeming himself. 2349 01:49:56,080 --> 01:49:58,519 Speaker 3: Yes, I think it's time to move to the barons round. 2350 01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:07,880 Speaker 3: I feel like he's ready. 2351 01:50:07,080 --> 01:50:13,679 Speaker 4: Double the double the points and the race. 2352 01:50:14,640 --> 01:50:17,439 Speaker 3: That's right, it's double the points, double race, bonus round. 2353 01:50:17,800 --> 01:50:21,000 Speaker 3: Jail Covan's two for two going into the bonus round, 2354 01:50:21,479 --> 01:50:24,720 Speaker 3: j l Are you feeling nervous going into the bonus round? 2355 01:50:24,880 --> 01:50:25,200 Speaker 6: I'm not? 2356 01:50:25,600 --> 01:50:27,160 Speaker 7: And one other thing, is it cool? 2357 01:50:27,200 --> 01:50:29,920 Speaker 2: I've got Are we gonna I hate to ruin the 2358 01:50:29,960 --> 01:50:31,280 Speaker 2: effect of the show, but how long? 2359 01:50:31,360 --> 01:50:32,880 Speaker 7: How much long are we gonna be going? 2360 01:50:33,040 --> 01:50:33,400 Speaker 4: I don't know. 2361 01:50:33,439 --> 01:50:35,680 Speaker 3: This should be the last story and then we do 2362 01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:38,200 Speaker 3: soword ratchetness so like, I don't know, five minutes at 2363 01:50:38,200 --> 01:50:38,599 Speaker 3: the most. 2364 01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:40,960 Speaker 4: All right, cool, thank you, all right, no problem. 2365 01:50:41,520 --> 01:50:43,679 Speaker 7: A show to get to in a little bit, so no, 2366 01:50:43,680 --> 01:50:44,240 Speaker 7: no problem. 2367 01:50:44,320 --> 01:50:47,920 Speaker 4: Then it's no problem. We work with you. Here, here 2368 01:50:47,960 --> 01:50:51,280 Speaker 4: we go. Uh, let me find this the shortest one. 2369 01:50:51,479 --> 01:50:56,000 Speaker 4: There we go. All right, here's a guy, a woman. 2370 01:50:55,720 --> 01:51:00,320 Speaker 3: Who's who now faces a murder charge, a man to 2371 01:51:00,360 --> 01:51:03,840 Speaker 3: take her in to his house and help her, and he. 2372 01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:09,320 Speaker 4: Got killed for it. Well damn, that's right in Kansas, 2373 01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:10,680 Speaker 4: of all places. 2374 01:51:12,040 --> 01:51:17,000 Speaker 3: Harold Sasco, the owner of three Topeka areas see Sees Pizzas, 2375 01:51:17,680 --> 01:51:19,920 Speaker 3: which I guess that means he probably did deserve to die. 2376 01:51:20,360 --> 01:51:22,280 Speaker 4: Put that into the neighborhood. 2377 01:51:23,040 --> 01:51:26,720 Speaker 3: Told his girlfriend in twenty twelve how one of his employees, 2378 01:51:26,840 --> 01:51:32,160 Speaker 3: Sarah Gonzalez McLynn, was coming to live with him. His girlfriend, 2379 01:51:32,200 --> 01:51:37,160 Speaker 3: Kimberly Quells, deeply dreaded that something would go wrong. She says, 2380 01:51:37,200 --> 01:51:39,760 Speaker 3: fifty two year old Sasco, who was very spiritual and 2381 01:51:39,840 --> 01:51:42,519 Speaker 3: often looked out for others, was trying to get mclenn 2382 01:51:42,520 --> 01:51:45,800 Speaker 3: away from drugs and friends in gangs. So he wasn't 2383 01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:48,439 Speaker 3: even trying to bring her in, just the fuck her, right, 2384 01:51:48,479 --> 01:51:51,920 Speaker 3: because that's what I normally think attractive young girl moves 2385 01:51:51,920 --> 01:51:55,120 Speaker 3: in with an old man that's not married. Clearly, this 2386 01:51:55,200 --> 01:51:57,960 Speaker 3: dude's trying to fuck his employees. Well apparently not. He 2387 01:51:58,160 --> 01:52:00,639 Speaker 3: was all about some Jesus. He was trying to help 2388 01:52:00,640 --> 01:52:03,840 Speaker 3: this girl get out the life. I told him, be 2389 01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:06,439 Speaker 3: sure you know what you're getting into. Quarles, who dated 2390 01:52:06,479 --> 01:52:09,639 Speaker 3: Sasco for eight months, tells people so. When she learned 2391 01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:11,679 Speaker 3: earlier this month that her ex boyfriend had been found 2392 01:52:11,760 --> 01:52:14,360 Speaker 3: murdered in his home, that his car had vanished, but 2393 01:52:14,479 --> 01:52:16,760 Speaker 3: that mclenn's vehicle was still at the house, and that 2394 01:52:16,880 --> 01:52:20,960 Speaker 3: McLynn nineteen had disappeared, Qualls found herself grapply to understand 2395 01:52:20,960 --> 01:52:23,360 Speaker 3: how something so awful could happen to someone who always 2396 01:52:23,400 --> 01:52:26,679 Speaker 3: strived very hard to help others. He liked to help people. 2397 01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:29,240 Speaker 3: He had said that rather than die rich, he'd rather 2398 01:52:29,320 --> 01:52:32,640 Speaker 3: die broke. Knowing he helped a lot of people. This 2399 01:52:32,760 --> 01:52:35,280 Speaker 3: sounds just like Jay l He can identify with this. 2400 01:52:35,960 --> 01:52:38,080 Speaker 7: Yeah, that's my that's my story, help. 2401 01:52:37,960 --> 01:52:38,519 Speaker 4: A lot of help. 2402 01:52:38,560 --> 01:52:44,559 Speaker 3: A lot of comedians stopped doing bad comedy and died broke. Yes, 2403 01:52:45,000 --> 01:52:49,000 Speaker 3: what went wrong has yet to be disclosed, but police 2404 01:52:49,000 --> 01:52:51,960 Speaker 3: revealed Sunday that mclenn was recovered safe and uninjured at 2405 01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:56,080 Speaker 3: Florida the previous evening, along with SASCO's Nissan Ultimus sedan. 2406 01:52:57,320 --> 01:52:59,920 Speaker 3: There was no word on if or when McLynn might 2407 01:53:00,080 --> 01:53:04,280 Speaker 3: be arrested. Interview last week, Sergeant Trent McClenny told people 2408 01:53:04,640 --> 01:53:07,160 Speaker 3: that they're not ready to say whether mclen's the suspect 2409 01:53:07,240 --> 01:53:08,799 Speaker 3: or witness or a second victim. 2410 01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:10,960 Speaker 4: They haven't put a label on her. 2411 01:53:12,120 --> 01:53:13,880 Speaker 3: That was at the time of this article, but they 2412 01:53:13,880 --> 01:53:17,559 Speaker 3: said whoever did it, they could not have acted alone. 2413 01:53:18,160 --> 01:53:20,880 Speaker 3: So they think it was like a gang that hopped 2414 01:53:20,880 --> 01:53:23,000 Speaker 3: that beat this dude up, you know what I mean, 2415 01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:24,679 Speaker 3: like somebody like whoever killed him? 2416 01:53:25,040 --> 01:53:26,320 Speaker 4: More than one person did it. 2417 01:53:26,760 --> 01:53:29,920 Speaker 3: She had gang ties, and she stated at the crier 2418 01:53:29,960 --> 01:53:32,400 Speaker 3: with him and he was trying to save her from 2419 01:53:32,439 --> 01:53:32,880 Speaker 3: the life. 2420 01:53:33,840 --> 01:53:35,400 Speaker 4: So guess the race. 2421 01:53:36,240 --> 01:53:37,400 Speaker 7: Now, what's his name again? 2422 01:53:37,600 --> 01:53:39,719 Speaker 4: His name is Harold Sasco. 2423 01:53:40,640 --> 01:53:41,400 Speaker 7: Well, who's racing? 2424 01:53:41,400 --> 01:53:44,080 Speaker 4: My guess you're gonna guess her race? Okay. Harold Sasco 2425 01:53:44,200 --> 01:53:45,759 Speaker 4: is a white man, I'll tell you that right. 2426 01:53:45,640 --> 01:53:46,719 Speaker 7: Now, right okay. 2427 01:53:47,439 --> 01:53:50,880 Speaker 4: And her name is Sarah Gonzalez McLynn. 2428 01:53:52,479 --> 01:53:54,800 Speaker 2: Well, just off the bat, it sounds like she's half 2429 01:53:54,880 --> 01:53:58,160 Speaker 2: you know, like a half Mexican half Irish mix. 2430 01:53:58,439 --> 01:54:01,320 Speaker 7: I don't know. If we do mixed race guesses. 2431 01:54:01,200 --> 01:54:03,760 Speaker 3: You can guess what you can guess both of you 2432 01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:05,360 Speaker 3: want to. I mean a mixed race. 2433 01:54:06,800 --> 01:54:08,800 Speaker 7: I mean I would guess mixed just from the name 2434 01:54:10,400 --> 01:54:11,360 Speaker 7: and from the region. 2435 01:54:11,479 --> 01:54:14,439 Speaker 2: I would guess there's there's, there's white, and there's and 2436 01:54:14,479 --> 01:54:15,120 Speaker 2: there's Latin. 2437 01:54:15,200 --> 01:54:16,959 Speaker 7: So I'm gonna go mixed with those two. 2438 01:54:16,880 --> 01:54:18,840 Speaker 3: No problem. Now we go by the one drop rule, 2439 01:54:18,920 --> 01:54:20,080 Speaker 3: so that will count as well. 2440 01:54:20,080 --> 01:54:22,639 Speaker 2: So then I'd say, then I'd say, you know Latin 2441 01:54:22,920 --> 01:54:24,680 Speaker 2: or or you know Latina. 2442 01:54:25,000 --> 01:54:26,760 Speaker 4: All right, let's check the chat room and see what 2443 01:54:26,800 --> 01:54:27,280 Speaker 4: they believe. 2444 01:54:27,280 --> 01:54:32,520 Speaker 3: A race is ungrateful Latina, one who can. 2445 01:54:32,360 --> 01:54:34,560 Speaker 4: Use herself as a la life raft. 2446 01:54:34,920 --> 01:54:35,320 Speaker 7: Oh my. 2447 01:54:37,080 --> 01:54:41,640 Speaker 4: Lachola vita para simbre. I don't know. I don't speak Spanish, 2448 01:54:41,640 --> 01:54:45,240 Speaker 4: but it sounds fucked up. No Latina. Who should have 2449 01:54:45,720 --> 01:54:49,400 Speaker 4: stuck with a little Caesar. Oh well, they. 2450 01:54:49,240 --> 01:54:53,280 Speaker 3: Do have the five dollar pizza. The correct answer is 2451 01:54:54,360 --> 01:54:57,240 Speaker 3: and j L is now three for three Latina. 2452 01:54:59,440 --> 01:54:59,520 Speaker 7: Wo. 2453 01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:04,680 Speaker 4: They said I had. 2454 01:55:04,600 --> 01:55:07,440 Speaker 2: The potential but wasn't a title contender, much like Lebron, 2455 01:55:07,440 --> 01:55:09,840 Speaker 2: And then I just retooled, took some time off and 2456 01:55:09,920 --> 01:55:12,080 Speaker 2: just came back ready to pick the right race. 2457 01:55:12,240 --> 01:55:16,200 Speaker 3: And this is why, of course, you never help people everybody. 2458 01:55:16,240 --> 01:55:19,240 Speaker 3: You never try to be an ally, you never try 2459 01:55:19,240 --> 01:55:22,400 Speaker 3: to save anybody. This motherfucker gotta die because she can't 2460 01:55:22,400 --> 01:55:24,960 Speaker 3: get out the gang life. The fuck I own three 2461 01:55:25,080 --> 01:55:31,440 Speaker 3: C seeds, motherfucker. Now I'm dead because of you. A 2462 01:55:31,480 --> 01:55:33,760 Speaker 3: fifty four year old allegedly pulled a sword on a 2463 01:55:33,760 --> 01:55:36,760 Speaker 3: thirty year old man during an argument on Barna Avenue, 2464 01:55:36,840 --> 01:55:42,280 Speaker 3: Lake Heights near Wallagong, just at the midday on Monday. 2465 01:55:42,520 --> 01:55:44,600 Speaker 4: That's right, guys, sore ratchetness. 2466 01:55:44,880 --> 01:55:48,040 Speaker 3: The young man was picked up by a passing motorist 2467 01:55:48,120 --> 01:55:52,400 Speaker 3: who drove them to a Wollongong hospital around nine thirty 2468 01:55:52,440 --> 01:55:54,880 Speaker 3: am on Tuesday. The fifty four year old was arrested 2469 01:55:54,920 --> 01:55:57,680 Speaker 3: and charged was wounded, an intent to cause grievous bodily 2470 01:55:57,720 --> 01:56:01,680 Speaker 3: harm and possessing or using a prohibited weapon without a permit. 2471 01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:04,840 Speaker 3: Police say he was refused bell when he appeared before 2472 01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:08,800 Speaker 3: Wollongong Local Court on Tuesday and his due to reappear 2473 01:56:08,920 --> 01:56:15,640 Speaker 3: on Wednesday. So yeah, just more soord ratchets attacking random strangers. 2474 01:56:15,720 --> 01:56:18,480 Speaker 3: You have an argument, Now I got to kill you. 2475 01:56:18,480 --> 01:56:20,520 Speaker 3: You got luckily, you get a ride to the hospital. 2476 01:56:20,560 --> 01:56:23,120 Speaker 3: But this man could have been dead because somebody had 2477 01:56:23,120 --> 01:56:25,720 Speaker 3: a sword in a fucking argument. He's like a hot 2478 01:56:25,800 --> 01:56:29,320 Speaker 3: chick with a six seven boyfriend and his six seven 2479 01:56:29,360 --> 01:56:30,960 Speaker 3: boyfriend is a sword. 2480 01:56:31,600 --> 01:56:32,480 Speaker 4: Make sure you guys go. 2481 01:56:32,520 --> 01:56:35,840 Speaker 3: Check out jail like I said, jail covid dot com. 2482 01:56:36,560 --> 01:56:40,280 Speaker 3: Check out theutube dot com slash jail Covan. 2483 01:56:40,800 --> 01:56:42,840 Speaker 4: The Comedy Academy first four parts are up. 2484 01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:45,200 Speaker 3: If you're a fan of stand up, if you're a 2485 01:56:45,200 --> 01:56:48,560 Speaker 3: fan of just you know, comedy in general. It's a 2486 01:56:48,600 --> 01:56:54,000 Speaker 3: real good, uh hilarious critique, poignant but just also more 2487 01:56:54,040 --> 01:56:54,920 Speaker 3: importantly funny. 2488 01:56:56,120 --> 01:56:57,800 Speaker 4: And I've been digging it. 2489 01:56:57,840 --> 01:57:00,600 Speaker 3: I can't wait till he gets to like part eight, 2490 01:57:01,640 --> 01:57:04,320 Speaker 3: because part eight is when you're gonna be pulling out 2491 01:57:04,400 --> 01:57:05,280 Speaker 3: JB smooth Right. 2492 01:57:07,200 --> 01:57:09,680 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm just I just got a nice hateful 2493 01:57:09,760 --> 01:57:15,240 Speaker 2: message on the uh on the George Lopez episode. Oh 2494 01:57:15,320 --> 01:57:18,840 Speaker 2: really like a like a like a mega long because 2495 01:57:18,880 --> 01:57:20,800 Speaker 2: this is this is what I sort of feared, is 2496 01:57:20,800 --> 01:57:24,280 Speaker 2: that people would obviously label me a white a white racist, 2497 01:57:25,080 --> 01:57:27,280 Speaker 2: which then it's sort of like the jokes on you 2498 01:57:27,440 --> 01:57:28,040 Speaker 2: in a way. 2499 01:57:28,440 --> 01:57:30,800 Speaker 7: But then at the same time, I'm like, but these skits. 2500 01:57:31,040 --> 01:57:32,440 Speaker 7: If I was a full. 2501 01:57:32,240 --> 01:57:34,520 Speaker 2: On white person, I would defend the right to these 2502 01:57:34,560 --> 01:57:38,880 Speaker 2: skits because they're done as impressions, not as racial. 2503 01:57:39,240 --> 01:57:41,360 Speaker 4: It's not black face or just brown. 2504 01:57:41,960 --> 01:57:46,120 Speaker 7: But fuck it whatever, I was gonna say, what did 2505 01:57:46,200 --> 01:57:49,360 Speaker 7: Jamie Smooth to get me in trouble? Yeah, I'm gonna 2506 01:57:49,360 --> 01:57:50,960 Speaker 7: have to have a lot of co signers in the 2507 01:57:51,000 --> 01:57:51,760 Speaker 7: comment section. 2508 01:57:52,080 --> 01:57:53,320 Speaker 4: Is that part eight things? 2509 01:57:54,200 --> 01:57:56,240 Speaker 7: That's on? Uh? That's on Thursday? 2510 01:57:56,520 --> 01:57:56,880 Speaker 4: Thursday? 2511 01:57:57,000 --> 01:58:00,280 Speaker 3: Okay, Because I'm waiting till JV Smooth come out and 2512 01:58:00,320 --> 01:58:03,960 Speaker 3: then I'm gonna I'm gonna pretend like I don't even 2513 01:58:04,080 --> 01:58:08,120 Speaker 3: know Jail Coven. I'm gonna I'm gonna just be on 2514 01:58:08,160 --> 01:58:09,640 Speaker 3: Twitter all day like I can't. 2515 01:58:09,760 --> 01:58:11,360 Speaker 4: White comics are out of control. 2516 01:58:12,080 --> 01:58:13,240 Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on. 2517 01:58:13,400 --> 01:58:17,080 Speaker 3: I'mnna be calling him white. Oh yeah, I'm like this, 2518 01:58:17,080 --> 01:58:19,920 Speaker 3: this is too far black face and just I'm gonna 2519 01:58:19,920 --> 01:58:22,480 Speaker 3: see how many bloggers I can get cause I'm under 2520 01:58:22,520 --> 01:58:26,160 Speaker 3: the impression I think we can get Jail more pub 2521 01:58:26,880 --> 01:58:30,320 Speaker 3: if we go the salationious route and make it seem 2522 01:58:30,440 --> 01:58:33,520 Speaker 3: like he's a terrible for comedy and they will get 2523 01:58:33,560 --> 01:58:34,640 Speaker 3: more people to view the video. 2524 01:58:34,720 --> 01:58:36,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, because that's how it wants people to come for 2525 01:58:36,320 --> 01:58:36,840 Speaker 5: your video. 2526 01:58:37,000 --> 01:58:38,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, they already think he's racist. 2527 01:58:39,080 --> 01:58:42,000 Speaker 3: I thought when I saw the George Lopez, I said, 2528 01:58:42,000 --> 01:58:45,040 Speaker 3: they're gonna think this racist, But I didn't realize it 2529 01:58:45,080 --> 01:58:46,200 Speaker 3: was gonna happen so fast. 2530 01:58:46,280 --> 01:58:48,560 Speaker 4: So sorry to hear that. Man. 2531 01:58:48,960 --> 01:58:52,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, dudes like making threats and shiit threats. 2532 01:58:53,240 --> 01:58:55,560 Speaker 2: He says, why is the white man so afraid of 2533 01:58:55,600 --> 01:58:56,880 Speaker 2: the Latin penis? 2534 01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:00,920 Speaker 5: It got serious. 2535 01:59:01,440 --> 01:59:03,040 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I wish I could make that this 2536 01:59:03,160 --> 01:59:07,440 Speaker 3: show title, but yeah, man, you I can't start up. 2537 01:59:08,040 --> 01:59:12,640 Speaker 3: So now I can say the controversial Jail covin glant 2538 01:59:12,680 --> 01:59:17,480 Speaker 3: You guys check out the controversial Comedy Academy series that 2539 01:59:17,600 --> 01:59:20,280 Speaker 3: is bringing out a lot of racism and stuff online. 2540 01:59:20,600 --> 01:59:24,480 Speaker 3: You guys are definitely gonna ont to see this. Hopefully, 2541 01:59:24,720 --> 01:59:26,640 Speaker 3: uh this will make him even more infamous and we 2542 01:59:26,680 --> 01:59:29,560 Speaker 3: can be like this is where Jail was on our 2543 01:59:29,600 --> 01:59:34,360 Speaker 3: show and you know this before uh everybody started trying 2544 01:59:34,360 --> 01:59:37,800 Speaker 3: to kill him for coming at the Latin penis. Check 2545 01:59:37,840 --> 01:59:42,000 Speaker 3: him out on Twitter, Jail Coven, Righteous Prick podcast and 2546 01:59:42,080 --> 01:59:45,160 Speaker 3: like I said, Comedy Academy, Uh, make sure you check 2547 01:59:45,240 --> 01:59:46,879 Speaker 3: us out the blackoutils dot com. 2548 01:59:47,160 --> 01:59:49,520 Speaker 4: This show is brought to you by tweakthaudio dot com. 2549 01:59:49,720 --> 01:59:52,880 Speaker 3: Go to tweet Audio, put in code TBGWT, get thirty three, 2550 01:59:53,000 --> 01:59:56,440 Speaker 3: get thirty three percent off, get free shipping, and get 2551 01:59:56,440 --> 02:00:00,760 Speaker 3: a lifetime guarantee. We'll appreciate everybody that gets those nice earbuds. 2552 02:00:00,800 --> 02:00:03,480 Speaker 3: We get a little percentage of each sale, so if 2553 02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:06,920 Speaker 3: you need some earbuds. Chinese New Year is almost here. 2554 02:00:07,040 --> 02:00:10,800 Speaker 3: Chinese New Year, Chinese New Year, Chinese New U. Get 2555 02:00:10,840 --> 02:00:13,560 Speaker 3: back into the gym and you guys can do all 2556 02:00:13,560 --> 02:00:16,240 Speaker 3: that kind of stuff. We'll be back tomorrow with zan 2557 02:00:16,520 --> 02:00:19,520 Speaker 3: Aka Afrocentric yep. 2558 02:00:19,600 --> 02:00:22,040 Speaker 4: So until tomorrow, I love you, nah