1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,800 Speaker 1: My mom and my husband are a little too close. Now. 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 1: My mom's pregnant, and I don't think my dad is 3 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: the father. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,800 Speaker 2: The answer get pregnant with your dad's baby. 5 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,800 Speaker 1: That is not a bit. That is not the answer. 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 1: If your husband's fucking your mom, please don't see us. 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 2: They're like swinging with their parents. 8 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 1: Gross. Why are you adding this chaos into the world. 9 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: And also this little bundle of chaos as my girlfriend Ariannor, 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: she's summoned in for John this week. Please be nice 11 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: to her. She's a little bundle of sunshine in my life, 12 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: all right. My forty female parents. Dad is sixty three 13 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: male and mom's sixty female, have been married for forty 14 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: three years, which. 15 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 2: Means that mom was seventeen when she got married. 16 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,239 Speaker 1: WHOA where are we in the world. I had been 17 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 1: with my husband, thirty nine male, since we were fifteen. 18 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 1: I got pregnant at seventeen, and then we moved in 19 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: with my parents. I gave birth to my now twenty 20 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 1: two year old daughter. We got married at eighteen, shortly 21 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,959 Speaker 1: after I thought I had a good marriage. We were 22 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: intimate more than twice a week. We went on date nights. 23 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,279 Speaker 1: We bought each other gifts, we didn't fight. My entire 24 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: world was shattered on New Year's Eve when I returned 25 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,040 Speaker 1: early from a girl's trip I had taken with some friends. 26 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: I walked into my bedroom to find my mom having 27 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 1: sex with my husband. That is a picture you can't erace. No, 28 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: scarred for life. Yeah, or she's just like, honey, this 29 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: is how you do it. Let me show you the rope. 30 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 1: Why have the less experienced version when you could have 31 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: had the. 32 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 2: More Exactly, they're basically the same person, except more more practice. 33 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: My mother screamed at me to get out of their bedroom, 34 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: which really shook me up even more. 35 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:41,119 Speaker 2: The mom like dementia and not realize what's going on. 36 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: Dude, It's just like I thought this was my horse daughter. 37 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,199 Speaker 2: How could I have known? 38 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: What would you do with that situation? 39 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 2: I go to therapy. I don't better help, No I would. 40 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 2: I would probably leave and sit on the floor and 41 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 2: just process what had happened, and and and then wait 42 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 2: for them to be done. 43 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: Then give them like, you know, like a stern talking. Yeah, yeah, husband, 44 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 1: we're gonna have a stern talking when you get home. 45 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:12,679 Speaker 2: Yeah. And then you explain to the grand grandchildren that 46 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 2: that grandma has been bone in your dad. 47 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: Did you tell your grandchildren? 48 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 2: No? 49 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: No, it gets worse. Unfortunately, my oldest daughter was already 50 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 1: home in her bedroom across the house, getting ready for 51 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: a party. She ran out and witnessed my all but 52 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 1: a bed sheet naked mother running out our house next 53 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: door to her house and slammed the door. No, because 54 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: the houses are on the same property. My daughter was 55 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: devastated and went to my sister's house. I asked her 56 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 1: not to say anything until I first talked to my husband. 57 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair, that's fair. 58 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: I asked him for the truth. He told me that 59 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: my mom seduced him when we were eighteen and living 60 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:50,800 Speaker 1: in their house. 61 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 2: This is like milf mansion. 62 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,239 Speaker 1: This has been going on for like twenty two nars. 63 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 2: Do you know that any of the children that your 64 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 2: mother is birth are your Well, I guess that's where 65 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:00,960 Speaker 2: we're going. 66 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,960 Speaker 1: I didn't even realize that many years. Oh my god, 67 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,799 Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. They 68 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,519 Speaker 1: had been having unprotected sex at least once a month 69 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: for longer than we were married. 70 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 2: The whole thing is, how did nobody know? I don't know, 71 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 2: nobody knew. 72 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 1: Like, there's so many kids in that house, like. 73 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,399 Speaker 2: Somebody kids, the aunt's uncles. I mean, there's people. 74 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: All over the place, and like you think they would 75 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 1: like lock the doors. Yeah right, you're gonna have unprotected 76 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: sex with your wife's mom, at least locked the door. Yeah, 77 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: A little little piece of inside inside tip, that's what Uh, 78 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: that's what Opie's husband was saying when he was going 79 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:44,839 Speaker 1: inside Opie's mom got my tip inside. My God. I 80 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 1: immediately called my dad and told him to come to 81 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: my house without my mom. I made my husband confess, 82 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: and my dad was devastated. This is how you blow 83 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: up a family. 84 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 2: Breaking in this old man's heart. 85 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 1: I don't know, do you tell him? I guess you 86 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: gotta tell him. 87 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 2: Their whole marriage is sham too. Mommy's boy, that's what. 88 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 1: I'll call them. Mom, Mom is boy. 89 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 2: Mama's never got over second that Milky City from Mama. 90 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: He and my mom were high school sweethearts too. Needless 91 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 1: to say, we could hear my mother screaming from her 92 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 1: house when he confronted her. 93 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 2: Why was she screaming? She's in the wrong, I know, but. 94 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 1: Like, imagine your whole life crashing down traumatic. I mean, 95 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 1: even if you are the one who did it. I 96 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: then told my older sister and she and I decided 97 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: to have her throw a party for the whole extended family, 98 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 1: and we invited my exes family as well. Okay, so 99 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 1: I guess this is a little Later at the party, 100 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 1: I had my twenty two female daughter take all the 101 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 1: kids to our basement and put on a movie, leaving 102 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 1: only the adult children and siblings, and I told them 103 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: exactly what they'd been doing. Most of the family is 104 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,160 Speaker 1: on my side except my three youngest siblings. What what 105 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 1: There's only one right side here. 106 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 2: There's no question is what is their argument? 107 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: What? 108 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 2: Mom was happy? 109 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,359 Speaker 1: Yeah? Let mom be? 110 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,239 Speaker 2: This is like the age of feminism? Like what whose 111 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 2: she wants to. 112 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: He's a free, independent woman. They all say, I'm the 113 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 1: a hole for dropping this publicly because word got out 114 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 1: and my mom's best friend, who was on leadership at 115 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,479 Speaker 1: my mom's church, my childhood church, called me to verify. 116 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: My mom has since been let go as the children's 117 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: passed her there, and she claims I've essentially ruined her 118 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 1: reputation and life. 119 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:24,559 Speaker 2: What do you think? 120 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: No, I mean she ruined her own reputation by Opie's husband. 121 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,920 Speaker 2: For eighteen YEARSS. 122 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: Like I understand maybe you fuck Opie's husband once twice, 123 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 1: really three times? Yeah, but consistently for eighteen years? 124 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 2: Like, how do you just not have like the guilt 125 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 2: just eating it hotter. 126 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,359 Speaker 1: Baby? My dad kicked her out and she's now living 127 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 1: with my thirty eight female sister. And lastly, my dad 128 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: insisted on a DNA test for the youngest three boys 129 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 1: before he'd consider anything to do with their marriage. The 130 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 1: twins are my husband's biological children. I've since kicked him 131 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: out and he's living with his weight. 132 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:13,840 Speaker 2: The twins are the husband's biological children. The mom literally 133 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,920 Speaker 2: had her husband's kids. 134 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, I'm confused. 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My husband 170 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 1: is appalled and furious that I approve he actually is 171 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 1: about to have seven kids and so to five, that 172 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,040 Speaker 1: I'm going to be taking half of his business away 173 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:05,440 Speaker 1: from him. This is crazy. 174 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 2: Well, it's you know, it sucks if you spend twenty 175 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 2: years frauding, Yeah, your whole family. 176 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,920 Speaker 1: I guess it's like it sucks for the It just 177 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: sucks for Ope. 178 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 2: It sucks the most for op for sure. 179 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 1: And she's like blameless. My husband started his own hvac 180 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,520 Speaker 1: company a few years ago, and for the first five 181 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 1: years I helped him get it set up, ran the 182 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 1: office completely, and took time away from my teaching career 183 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 1: to help him get this established. In my state, all 184 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:34,160 Speaker 1: marital assets, including businesses, are split fifty to fifty. Since 185 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 1: the house was still my father's name, my husband will 186 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,080 Speaker 1: get no money from the sale. Neither will my mother, 187 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 1: since inherited assets are not subject to be split in divorces. 188 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 1: My mother is also likely to not get any alimony 189 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,720 Speaker 1: as our state is not a no fault divorce state, 190 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,720 Speaker 1: so like basically if there's infidelity, then. 191 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, tough luck. Do you think that they were in love? 192 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,440 Speaker 1: Who? Mother? 193 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 2: Mom? And baby daddy? 194 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: Who the cares? So what if they are? 195 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,439 Speaker 2: Well, I'm wondering what the happy ever after looks like 196 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,079 Speaker 2: for the two of them. Do they move in together? 197 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 2: Do they raise this child collective? 198 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,920 Speaker 1: I think yes, they move in together. But now the 199 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,199 Speaker 1: spark's gone because it's not like all of like sexy 200 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 1: and smuddy. It's just like, Okay, now we're just like 201 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 1: an old woman and a young man together with seven 202 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 1: kids in a house. Yeah, not as sexy anymore. I'm 203 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 1: now over a month removed, still extremely bitter and angry 204 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,440 Speaker 1: at my mother, especially at her hypocrisy for calling me 205 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 1: a horn shaving my family when she's done much worse. 206 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 1: I also despise my ex with everything within me now, 207 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,320 Speaker 1: as he was both freaking my mom and me in 208 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,800 Speaker 1: some instances, coming to our bed minutes later. He got 209 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:39,800 Speaker 1: my mother pregnant less than a week after getting me pregnant, 210 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,120 Speaker 1: and while I thought it was so cute and fun 211 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: that I shared a pregnancy experience with my mom, she 212 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 1: was carrying my children's half siblings. He has broken all 213 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,920 Speaker 1: trusts I had in men and being faithful. I've already 214 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,080 Speaker 1: procured a good lawyer from the firm that helped us 215 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,480 Speaker 1: in financial matters for both me and my dad, and 216 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,200 Speaker 1: my dad is helping pay for it. Also. To add 217 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,760 Speaker 1: insult to injury, my husband confirmed in one of our 218 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:03,560 Speaker 1: me conversations the affairs started when I apparently made him angry. 219 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,640 Speaker 1: He didn't tell me and said vented to my mom 220 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 1: when they were alone. She comforted him, and then they 221 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,880 Speaker 1: had sex. He loved it and then pursued her after that. 222 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 1: He said he would have divorced me, but knew he'd 223 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,800 Speaker 1: get cut off from her and she was so much 224 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,720 Speaker 1: better at sex than me, so stuck it out with me. 225 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 1: He told me I was a placeholder of all the 226 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,920 Speaker 1: betrayals and low blows. That's the statement that keeps me 227 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,520 Speaker 1: up at nights. 228 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:25,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just just trauma for the rest you real life. 229 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,080 Speaker 1: I don't know how you recover from that. 230 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you do. And you've got all 231 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,040 Speaker 2: these little babies that are like reminders of him. If 232 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,679 Speaker 2: they're like consoling or. 233 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,560 Speaker 1: I think it's I mean, I think it's just like 234 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:41,079 Speaker 1: a mixed role of emotions. It's like, yes, like that's 235 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,560 Speaker 1: your baby that you love, but it's like it's associated 236 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,320 Speaker 1: with this, with. 237 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 2: This person you know who is so horrible. 238 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's generations of therapy that are going to need 239 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 1: to be had. But if you were Op, what would 240 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 1: you do is op the a hole for like letting 241 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,000 Speaker 1: this out in the open. Please put it in the 242 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,400 Speaker 1: comments below. But what do you think? 243 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,240 Speaker 2: No, fact that her siblings are even coming after her 244 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,320 Speaker 2: for that makes. 245 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,960 Speaker 1: It makes zero sense. But a doozy of a story. 246 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 1: We'll see you soon, and thank you Arianna for coming 247 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,079 Speaker 1: on this episode. 248 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:12,920 Speaker 2: Thanks for having me. 249 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,360 Speaker 3: Ex husband ghost ex wife racks up a huge bill, 250 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,960 Speaker 3: so I help her get sweet revenge. 251 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 1: Okyop, this is Okayop. I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John 252 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:32,520 Speaker 1: Fry and we tell the funny yes Sorvius on the internet. 253 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,480 Speaker 3: Oh yes we do. That was very beautiful. Thank you, 254 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,079 Speaker 3: very practicing all day. 255 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:42,880 Speaker 1: What's the Italian opera or whatever that you know? Yeah? Sorry, Regina, 256 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:48,520 Speaker 1: tell me Sadi Cody he it's best, No stress all 257 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:54,640 Speaker 1: arte la mom, Who's say? Zulis really heavy? Aute? Suspi 258 00:11:54,800 --> 00:12:02,559 Speaker 1: Ramu's germint flentes in hac lack rema room valle very beautiful, 259 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:12,720 Speaker 1: he got elos too, oculos odd nos convey chase better 260 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 1: victims through to inventory s to we no be spoke 261 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:26,560 Speaker 1: gig Zilium, oh stan Into like oh Clemens, oh oh dude, 262 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:36,760 Speaker 1: cheese old Mary. Have you ever had a bill okay 263 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 1: onto other things? 264 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,040 Speaker 3: Have you ever had like you know, like you sign 265 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 3: up for like a subscription and then it just like 266 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 3: stays on there, you know what I. 267 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:50,880 Speaker 1: Mean, completely steam passed me, poring out my I'm sorry 268 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 1: to the solwy Regina. Yeah, just completely blasts through it. Fine, 269 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 1: did you learn how to do that? Do you know 270 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,559 Speaker 1: I deserved to know? 271 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 2: I don't. 272 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,079 Speaker 1: I don't freaking care, bro, you know what you know? 273 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,240 Speaker 1: I just sing sing for you all day and night. 274 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,760 Speaker 1: And this is the things I get. That's true, very ungrateful. 275 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:15,240 Speaker 1: So all right, hard pivot John. What else do you 276 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,240 Speaker 1: want to know? What else do you want to bleed 277 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,600 Speaker 1: to me? Drive from? I'm not appreciated artistic beauty. 278 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,160 Speaker 3: I want to know have your pockets ever been blood 279 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,760 Speaker 3: dry by like a subscription that you like, you know, 280 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,199 Speaker 3: you like sign up for a scripture script and you 281 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,079 Speaker 3: forget and then like five years later you're like, I 282 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,319 Speaker 3: spent a million dollars on this. 283 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:34,199 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean like this's been like, uh, I 284 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,480 Speaker 1: mean my we work is the biggest one right now, 285 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,480 Speaker 1: three hundred bucks a month. But at least you haven't 286 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,959 Speaker 1: like forgotten about that yet. I haven't forgotten about it. 287 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,319 Speaker 1: There's been like one like uh well actually actually this 288 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,920 Speaker 1: is not a sponsor, but I I remember like one 289 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,959 Speaker 1: time I forgot what it was, but like I was pissed. 290 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,559 Speaker 1: I think it was like Cheg, Like Cheg charged me 291 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,959 Speaker 1: like one hundred bucks for a yearly subscription. I'm like, 292 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm already graduated. I don't needed this this stuff anymore. Yeah, 293 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,120 Speaker 1: and and then I'm like I will never again pay 294 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,439 Speaker 1: for this. And so there's this like service called Private 295 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 1: that creates fake credit cards for you or like it 296 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,640 Speaker 1: creates real credit cards, but but it has like a 297 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:14,120 Speaker 1: limit on it. So it only has like a two 298 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,599 Speaker 1: dollars limit. Wow, anything gets charged to that, it just 299 00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:20,960 Speaker 1: gets declined. And so it makes sure that you don't 300 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 1: pay those reoccurring charges if you sign up for things. 301 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:28,280 Speaker 3: Dude, that's amazing. And also like, please sponsor us, because yeah, Private, 302 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,600 Speaker 3: we could both very much use that fact. 303 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:32,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. 304 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:36,280 Speaker 3: I've also I just realized yesterday that I got this 305 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,640 Speaker 3: like not dental insurance. Dental insurance that's like ten dollars 306 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 3: a month at the beginning of quarantine. 307 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,640 Speaker 1: And I buy why at the beginning of quarantine I 308 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,560 Speaker 1: worried about your teeth? 309 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I ended up not getting braces as 310 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 3: a kid for a variety of reasons. So I'm good 311 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,440 Speaker 3: though they are, but they're but they're there. There's some 312 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:59,360 Speaker 3: crookedness that's like growing exponentially. Now, oh is it actually? Yeah, 313 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,840 Speaker 3: So I'm like wanting to get that fixed. Like it's 314 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,560 Speaker 3: not like it's gonna destroy me or anything. But you 315 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,080 Speaker 3: people will be like you're British or something. Yeah exactly. Yeah, 316 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 3: I'm American, bro. 317 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 1: Like, yeah, Americas have good thief. We use our braces exactly, 318 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,960 Speaker 1: not to dunk on any of the Brits. No, there, 319 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,160 Speaker 1: we love the Brits. We love the Brits, you know, 320 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:24,720 Speaker 1: America one. So we're just saying not dunking on you know, 321 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,960 Speaker 1: I love you, but I hate you. Yeah, we're dunking 322 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: our donuts in our coffee where you're sipping those tea 323 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,360 Speaker 1: bags in your tea Exactly. It's crazy that like people 324 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:40,480 Speaker 1: got murdered over tea that is true. Boston tea party, yeah, 325 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 1: the tea parade. Anyway, So many topics we're covering today, 326 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 1: music bills. But I have one, uh story about a 327 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: bill that causes a lot of a mess as much 328 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,800 Speaker 1: as a maybe a Boston tea party. Not actually, but okay, 329 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:03,240 Speaker 1: all right, wow, Like this story is as influential be 330 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:08,680 Speaker 1: getting of America's history. I will die on that hill, 331 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,120 Speaker 1: I will die, all right, Just here you go. The 332 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 1: Americans died on the hill in the Revolution to fight 333 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,240 Speaker 1: for our country against King George the Third. 334 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,080 Speaker 3: That's right, And this is getting back at your ex 335 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:26,280 Speaker 3: just as important, Britain. That was such a long cold 336 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,760 Speaker 3: but you know, you know, but what we'll warm it 337 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,760 Speaker 3: up that much exactly, it's no longer a cold open. 338 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 3: It's a hot, steamy bza. 339 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,320 Speaker 1: Bue how direct in your mouth and your ears and 340 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:47,040 Speaker 1: your eyes, like a surprise that you want the hat 341 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,520 Speaker 1: weaken comedy. 342 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,880 Speaker 3: So I was working in the Bill and Q for 343 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:56,360 Speaker 3: a call center one of the big three telecom companies. 344 00:16:56,520 --> 00:17:00,680 Speaker 1: Oh, big three, the big three Telecom Baby coming to 345 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: you on ESPN. First we got the worst one, which 346 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:11,040 Speaker 1: is Spectrum. Then we got the second worst one, which 347 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:15,760 Speaker 1: is the one from the Philippines. Yeah, shout out to 348 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,560 Speaker 1: one of our previous stories about that one in the Philippines. Yes, yeah, 349 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,919 Speaker 1: we hate those internet companies. We hate them, We hate them. 350 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: Unless they sponsor us, then we will sell our souls. 351 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,920 Speaker 1: Just kidding, just get John. We all only sponsor things 352 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 1: that we really enjoy. Of course, this is true, this 353 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 1: is true. We have integrity on this show. We have 354 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,680 Speaker 1: a lot of integrity. Yeah, a lot. Unless you want 355 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,760 Speaker 1: us to bear buttholes for a couple of grand we'll 356 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 1: do that too. I mean, this will surely turn into 357 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,120 Speaker 1: only fans. And we have a price. We have a price. 358 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 1: These these cheeks have have a p We're not going 359 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,359 Speaker 1: to name our price because we want to, you know, 360 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: make sure that we have some negotiating. 361 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know, not going to negotiate against ourselves. 362 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:56,439 Speaker 3: That just. 363 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:02,480 Speaker 1: Our buttholes are worth billion billion. Bro It starts with 364 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,560 Speaker 1: Bee for a reason, ladies, JOm, Yeah, a billionaire Buttles 365 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,680 Speaker 1: speaking of Buttles coin. 366 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:14,639 Speaker 3: So so this lady calls in and she's puzzled because 367 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:18,080 Speaker 3: she was charged a one time fee of fifty dollars. 368 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:25,560 Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, that's like extra loarge. Basis big salami 369 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 1: by moving boxes, moving boxes, moving boxes, all dame, we 370 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,560 Speaker 1: haven't used that, we haven't. I'm sorry, guys, we really 371 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,560 Speaker 1: We'll bring it back. Don't worry, we'll bring it back. 372 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 1: Bring it back. 373 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 3: Remind us in the comments if we ever, you know, 374 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,840 Speaker 3: forget again that much. I feel like our whole cold 375 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,160 Speaker 3: open could be its own up. Honestly, yes it could. 376 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,840 Speaker 3: The woman calling is even more puzzled. Why would she 377 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 3: have that charge when she literally doesn't have TV services 378 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:53,439 Speaker 3: from us? 379 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:58,040 Speaker 1: Oh? Why so I inform her that she does? It 380 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,720 Speaker 1: started less than a month ago. 381 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:04,200 Speaker 3: She's disputing that because optic TV isn't in her area, 382 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:06,600 Speaker 3: So she's getting charged for a product not even in 383 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,080 Speaker 3: her area. 384 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, this is ridiculous, and well see it's ridiculous, but 385 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,920 Speaker 1: it is so so common, these freaking internet providers and 386 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:20,840 Speaker 1: TV providers. They will milk you dry, They will suckle 387 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,639 Speaker 1: at the teeth, and then then your teets will be 388 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:28,840 Speaker 1: nothing but little knobs that are knobbed off. Chapcho, bloody 389 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:34,399 Speaker 1: discharge just squirting out of those nipples. Now, let the 390 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,199 Speaker 1: internet companies suck in your nipples. 391 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,880 Speaker 3: I just the shrimp I ate is not feeling great 392 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 3: in my stomach anymore nipplely shrimp. So now at this 393 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,440 Speaker 3: point I'm confused. She lives in a small town and 394 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,280 Speaker 3: there's literally no optic TV in the tire in the 395 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 3: entire town. 396 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,720 Speaker 1: Just a small town girl in a nut. 397 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 3: So I do a little digging and find out that someone, 398 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,600 Speaker 3: an ex husband, was on her account and got a 399 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:03,040 Speaker 3: three year contract to get free TV with optic TV 400 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,040 Speaker 3: and internet. 401 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:08,280 Speaker 1: Dang, there's a reason that ex husband is an x 402 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:13,240 Speaker 1: X marks the spot kick them and the cropped dude. 403 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,080 Speaker 1: That is terrible. 404 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,800 Speaker 3: She begins to cry on the phone and tell me 405 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,160 Speaker 3: that now her ex had an affair with a much 406 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,879 Speaker 3: younger woman, divorced her, and then milked her for as 407 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,640 Speaker 3: much as he could and apparently it's still milking her from. 408 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:29,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that teat is raw and bloody. And 409 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 1: it wasn't just the internet company. I guess it was 410 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 1: the ex husband. Sorry, internet company terrible. It's still terrible, 411 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,479 Speaker 1: but uh, we had so we had some some innocent 412 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,919 Speaker 1: fire on innocent fire, but not quite so innocent. Because 413 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,679 Speaker 1: you know, those internet companies are worth your ex husband. 414 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,240 Speaker 1: Don't give them the ring without a prenup, yo, that's right. 415 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: Put your TV and Internet in the prenup guys, that's 416 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,800 Speaker 1: like that, that's a that's a metal finger a marriage right. 417 00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:01,240 Speaker 3: Oh dang, this ex totally ghosted her. He moved to Alberta, 418 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,680 Speaker 3: changed his email phone number, and blocked her on every 419 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,480 Speaker 3: single social media platform. 420 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 1: Terrible. In my mind, I'm like, wow, this guy is 421 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,639 Speaker 1: a big jerk. And I'm like, well, I'm sorry. 422 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,080 Speaker 3: If you cancel the services, you're on the hook to 423 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,680 Speaker 3: pay for the cancelation fees and so on and so forth. 424 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,320 Speaker 1: What, oh my god, what are these cancelation fees. It's like, 425 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,520 Speaker 1: all right, you don't want to use our service anymore, 426 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,880 Speaker 1: we're gonna make you pay. Here's one hundred and fifty 427 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,120 Speaker 1: dollars for me to click a button. Yeah, these internet 428 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,719 Speaker 1: companies bro too much, dude. They don't have a clause 429 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,840 Speaker 1: in there say like, if your ex husband hijacks your account, 430 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:38,520 Speaker 1: you're not liable. 431 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,639 Speaker 3: They probably have the opposite. They're like, if you're expos as, 432 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,240 Speaker 3: you are still liable. 433 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, jeez, a little wave. I can tell her though. 434 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,560 Speaker 3: Then I can remove his access to your account, and 435 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,240 Speaker 3: you can also add a password, downgrade the Internet and 436 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 3: TV to the bear essentials, and I can attempt to 437 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,639 Speaker 3: redirect the TV guests, and I can attempt to redirect 438 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,879 Speaker 3: free TV from his address to hers, but there's no 439 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,960 Speaker 3: guarantee as it's already been processed. I can hear and 440 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,359 Speaker 3: at this point I hear a light going off on 441 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:13,720 Speaker 3: her head. Wait what you're telling me? You know where 442 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:18,120 Speaker 3: he lives now? Because he hid the address? Oh? 443 00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:20,600 Speaker 1: Ssh to that? 444 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,159 Speaker 3: I say, why, Yes, he's got a TV and internet 445 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 3: service is there, so we have the service address. She 446 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,639 Speaker 3: goes really quiet and says her lawyer and herself have 447 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,520 Speaker 3: been trying to track him down, but his family and 448 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,320 Speaker 3: friends are tight lipped and they haven't said anything. She 449 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 3: asks if I'm allowed to give her that info. I 450 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:45,200 Speaker 3: smile and reply, this is your account. 451 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:53,800 Speaker 1: Oh okay, big Internet, let's go. Let go. Wow. Okay, 452 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:58,200 Speaker 1: everything I said about big Internet true, But you know 453 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:03,920 Speaker 1: around this lady, a big internet. Wow, big Internet. Yeah exactly. 454 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 3: I gone to tell her, you have unrestricted access for 455 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:12,440 Speaker 3: service addresses, phone numbers, emails that your now ex husband 456 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,199 Speaker 3: provided to us to get hooked up. 457 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,720 Speaker 1: Oh my god, bro, he just gave him fell himself away. Dude. 458 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,200 Speaker 1: It was he was like so good about keeping it 459 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,280 Speaker 1: low key. If you just had to get greedy. He's like, 460 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,920 Speaker 1: not only am I going to take everything you own? 461 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,560 Speaker 1: Not only am I gonna just completely go off grid, 462 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,080 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna milk you for your internet, for a 463 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,280 Speaker 1: free TV, for a free interview. Little did you know 464 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,800 Speaker 1: you're gonna give your hold off away? Ah? 465 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 3: She asks, can I give her access to this new 466 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,600 Speaker 3: address and his cell number and the second number left 467 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:48,120 Speaker 3: on the account presumably the new woman, and any other 468 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,040 Speaker 3: contact info over the phone right now? 469 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:55,160 Speaker 1: I asked if she had a pen and paper handy. AKA, yes, 470 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,480 Speaker 1: I love how like op is because op is the 471 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,600 Speaker 1: Internet service provider. Yeah, yes, yeah, I love how OPI 472 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,440 Speaker 1: is just like hooking it up. Fat dude, shout out 473 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,639 Speaker 1: to OPI shot at OPI. 474 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,680 Speaker 3: She was so ecstatic, and after giving her all the 475 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,800 Speaker 3: details from her account regarding the second service address, downgrading everything, 476 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,679 Speaker 3: I found out he was a hockey fan and there 477 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,080 Speaker 3: was a game playing on his team right now. So 478 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,200 Speaker 3: I wish, I wish I could have been a fly 479 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,520 Speaker 3: on the wall when he calls in to ask WTF 480 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,359 Speaker 3: and he discovers he's literally been removed, there's a new 481 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,560 Speaker 3: account pin number, and he's been discovered by his ex 482 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 3: wife and her lawyer Justice, Babe. 483 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 1: Babe boom room hopping the car. We're going to the 484 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:51,520 Speaker 1: revenge baill the board room room Man. You gotta love it. 485 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,960 Speaker 3: You gotta love and shout out to OPI because she 486 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,879 Speaker 3: really like hooked, Hooked, hooked this lady up. 487 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like, you work for this big interne company. 488 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,000 Speaker 1: Your days are just probably a little poopy, but uh 489 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,600 Speaker 1: but you know, at least you can turn some of 490 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,959 Speaker 1: that poop into gold for those people that call you up. 491 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,160 Speaker 1: They're doing doing some good in the world. Yeah, some alchemy, 492 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,600 Speaker 1: but you know what else does good in a world? 493 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,600 Speaker 1: This freaking show you're listening to right now. 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