1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: Would you need to tell them? I am tell them. 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 2: It's time for Donkey of the Day. 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 3: It's a read. 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,320 Speaker 1: But you're so good at charlomage. 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 3: You want charlomage. 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: Solomame who is even dust the other day? 7 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 2: Soon? 8 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 3: Then donkey today for Wednesday, March twenty fifth, goes the 9 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 3: National Security Advisor Mike Waltz. Now Mike Waltsh accepted full 10 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 3: responsibility Tuesday for accidentally including Atlantic Magazine's editor in chief 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,520 Speaker 3: Jeffrey Goldberg in a signal group chat with discussions about 12 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 3: military strikes against the what is it the hooties? 13 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 1: The hootie? 14 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,919 Speaker 3: Who's the hooties? And ye even took place? Yes, if 15 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 3: you haven't heard top US officials, which apparently included Vice 16 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 3: President J. D. Vance, The Finch, Secretary Pete Hexth, national 17 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 3: Security Advisor Mike Waltz. They added Jeffrey Goldberg to a 18 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 3: signal platform messaging group where classified military plans were being discussed. 19 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 3: I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go 20 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 3: to the news repot please. 21 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 1: It's one of the most bizarre and potentially consequential national 22 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 1: security lapses to reach the public forum. Top Trump administration officials, 23 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,839 Speaker 1: including national security Advisor Mike Waltz, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, 24 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: Vice President JD. Vance, and Director of National Intelligence Toolsey 25 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,280 Speaker 1: Gabbard laid out plans about the US's attack on the 26 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: Huthis and Yemen before putting it into action. The chat 27 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: over the unauthorized encrypted messaging app Signal accidentally invited in 28 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 1: on the conversation. Editor in chief of The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg. 29 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 4: At eleven forty four am. I receive a text in 30 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,399 Speaker 4: this chain from someone who claims to be Pete Hegseip, 31 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,759 Speaker 4: who provides what I would only call it I can 32 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 4: only call a warplan. I sort of just sort of 33 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 4: wait with my phone to see if this is a 34 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 4: real thing. Sure enough, and around one fifty Eastern time, 35 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 4: I see that Yemen is under attack. 36 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: The White House confirmed the messages Goldberg reported were authentic. 37 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: Hegseth then went after and dismissed the reporting itself. Nobody 38 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: just sting war plans. 39 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 2: And that's all I have to say about that. 40 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, that was ABC News for the report at 41 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 3: this point? Who is God letting executive produce America? This 42 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 3: dramedy is hilarious? 43 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 2: Is it? 44 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 3: Lauren Michaels, maybe even Key and Peel, the Wayne's brothers, 45 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,640 Speaker 3: Dave Chappelle and Neil Brennan. Maybe I don't know. Look, 46 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 3: I don't even know how satire is even a thing nowadays, 47 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 3: because his life itself is a spoof. Now, remember what 48 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 3: I said earlier, Mike Waltz is taking full responsibility. Let's listen. 49 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 2: It's embarrassing. Yes, we're going to get to the bottom 50 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 2: of it. We have. I just talked to Elon on 51 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 2: the way here. We've got the best technical minds looking 52 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 2: at how this happened. But I can tell you I 53 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 2: don't know this guy. I know him by his horrible 54 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,519 Speaker 2: reputation and he really is the bottom scum of journalists, 55 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 2: and I know him in the sense that he hates 56 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 2: the president. But I don't text him. He went on 57 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 2: my phone. And we're going to figure out how this is. 58 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 2: So you don't know what staffer is responsible for this 59 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 2: right now? Well, look he staffer wasn't responsible. And look, 60 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 2: I take full responsibility. I built the I built the 61 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,239 Speaker 2: group to my job is to make sure everything's coordinated. 62 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 2: But how that's a cute. I mean, I don't mean 63 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 2: to be pedantic here, but how did the number. Have 64 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 2: you ever had Have you ever had somebody's contact that 65 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 2: shows their name and then you have an and then 66 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 2: you have somebody else's. Right, You've got somebody else's number 67 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 2: on someone else's contact. So of course I didn't see 68 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 2: this loser in the group. It looked like someone else. Now, 69 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 2: whether he did it deliberately or it happened in some 70 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 2: other technical means something we're trying to figure out. 71 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 3: First of all, that's an O mission of guilt. Okay, 72 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 3: Mike Wall said, I take full responsibility. I built the group. 73 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 3: My job is to make sure everything is coordinated. Cool, 74 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 3: So now Trump knows who to fire, right. This level 75 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 3: of incompetence can't be corrected with it my bad. I 76 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 3: mean we're talking classified military plans being discussed over signal. Well, 77 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 3: WhatsApp wasn't available sidebar. I've had so many people try 78 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 3: to get me on signals since Signal and Signaling, and 79 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 3: I never understood why people wanted to get on that app. 80 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 3: When people say it's because you can have top secret 81 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 3: conversations and nobody can see them mis encrypted, I'm like, 82 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 3: y'all really believe that. Okay, that's actually the easiest way 83 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 3: to get people's information. If I wanted to get everybody's 84 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 3: top secret compos I would create an app that's available 85 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 3: for anyone to download, and I would tell them everything 86 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 3: on here is secret and nobody will see it. And boom, 87 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 3: now I got you in your top secret war plans. Now, 88 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:23,279 Speaker 3: Mike Waltz has accepted full responsibility. Okay, this is what 89 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 3: he said. But I need y'all to understand that when 90 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 3: you accept full responsibility, that means you and you alone 91 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 3: are responsible. Mike Wafts didn't do that. In fact, all 92 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 3: he did was blame Jeffrey Golbert, who didn't have to 93 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 3: be in his group chat to begin with. Let's hear 94 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 3: that again. 95 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 2: I don't know this guy. I know him by his 96 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaker 2: horrible reputation and he really is a bottom scum of journalists. 97 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 2: And I know him in the sense that he hates 98 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 2: the President. But I don't text him. He went on 99 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 2: my phone and we're going to figure out how this happens. 100 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 3: This is not what full responsibility looks like. Okay, this 101 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,479 Speaker 3: is not what taking full responsibility looks like. 102 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 4: Mike. 103 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 3: You already said you are the person who coordinated you 104 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 3: and you alone invited Jeffrey Goldberg to this group chat. 105 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,679 Speaker 3: Imagine being the person who got invited somewhere they didn't 106 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 3: want to be in the first place. Okay, the party 107 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,160 Speaker 3: is trash and the party promoted blames. 108 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:12,600 Speaker 4: You for the party being whack. 109 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 3: I didn't even have to be here. Okay, if I'm 110 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 3: such a loser, why do you have my number to 111 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 3: begin with? Why would you have your boss's ops and 112 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,720 Speaker 3: your phone? You said I'm an antagonist of Trump. No, 113 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 3: I'm a person who calls our bs when I see it. 114 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,280 Speaker 3: And this guy, Jeffrey Goldberg, was exposed to the incompetence 115 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:29,599 Speaker 3: of some of our top us officials, and he decided 116 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 3: to do the right thing and share that with the public. Okay, 117 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 3: Mike Waltz, I would have respected it if you would 118 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:39,479 Speaker 3: have said this was stupid. We were incompetent. I was incompetent. 119 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 3: It's my fault. Therefore I'm stepping down. But no, that's 120 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 3: not what anyone in the Trump administration likes to do. 121 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 3: They take all the credit when something is good and 122 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:52,239 Speaker 3: deflect and blame others when something goes wrong. Mike Waltz, 123 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,799 Speaker 3: Mike Waltz, Mike Waltz, Always remember it's easy to blame 124 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 3: others when things are broken. The hard part is recognizing 125 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 3: the part in it all. Please give Mike Walts, the 126 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 3: National Security Advisor, the biggest he hull. All right, square 127 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 3: up with you so bad? No, I don't. I just 128 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 3: think that it's ridiculous to say you take full responsibility 129 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 3: for something, but then as you're taking full responsibility, and 130 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 3: I put that in their quotes, you're blaming the other person. 131 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 3: And the fact that our top US officials are discussing 132 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 3: military plans on signal. 133 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 4: Ye, signal men. 134 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 1: Always been done in the group chat. 135 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 4: That's been a thing for centuries. 136 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 3: You know what, You're absolutely right, You're absolutely right. 137 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 1: Well, thank you for that. 138 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,840 Speaker 3: Donkey of the Day Donkey of Today is sponsored by 139 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 3: renowned personal injury attorney Michael to Bull, Lamb and Soft. 140 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,919 Speaker 3: Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on 141 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,840 Speaker 3: your side. 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