Speaker 1: You can win this one. I'm not going No, we didn't.
Speaker 1: We were even we were truce. It is the last one.
Speaker 1: I I just started with the with the theme. I
Speaker 1: didn't even so no Brodian scary this week. I see
Speaker 1: what you did there. But that's not cool because I
Speaker 1: was called a truce. Yeah no, I totally we should
Speaker 1: have a truce. No Brodyan scary, no scam Brody, none
Speaker 1: of that. You just said Brotan scary first before, so
Speaker 1: did you thanks that thought show? Let's go. But that's
Speaker 1: not right. I didn't tell you what to say, you
Speaker 1: said it. What if we just didn't say anything? Like
Speaker 1: the last podcast, number twenty five started without anything. It
Speaker 1: was just the music. Let's just go. I think we
Speaker 1: should go. We get the whole thing out of the
Speaker 1: way with the Brodian scary scam Brodi, it's done, move
Speaker 1: on into jingle. Then why wouldn't you say it the
Speaker 1: other way first? Because it's rolling that way? You know me,
Speaker 1: I'm good with grammar. Speaking of which, up Star up,
Speaker 1: Broken music stuff, start up, Broken books data, they're making
Speaker 1: noise data up episode. It's the brook Boys podcast. Now.
Speaker 1: This is the episode that was posted do this week.
Speaker 1: The one we did on Monday was technically the one
Speaker 1: from last week, that's right. But people are calling this
Speaker 1: one free dessert, so this is another one another but
Speaker 1: it's not. But even it's not even see that that's
Speaker 1: the problem, right, it's not really free. Well, it's free
Speaker 1: dessert if you go by week, yeah, because you get
Speaker 1: two in one week. Right, But if this was the
Speaker 1: last one was last week's episode and this one is
Speaker 1: this week's episode, then you didn't You didn't get your
Speaker 1: free dessert. We burned your steak, and we brought you
Speaker 1: a new one. We brought you a steak four days
Speaker 1: late because we did sow them another one. Should we
Speaker 1: do a third one? Why not to I'll get in
Speaker 1: the studio. You can't have that meeting tomorrow, okay? Well,
Speaker 1: super Bowl Sunday this weekend, and and and so we're
Speaker 1: gonna I gotta get out of here early. Actually, so
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I can do another one.
Speaker 1: But at some point somewhere we owe them free dessert. Now,
Speaker 1: you're a Giants fan and I'm a Jets fan. Now,
Speaker 1: I gave a theory on the on the air that
Speaker 1: my friends agreed with, and I don't I know it
Speaker 1: doesn't plan everybody. Well, the Patriots and the Eagles are
Speaker 1: pretty much the two biggest enemies of the Jets and
Speaker 1: the Giants absolutely, by the way, when they were both found.
Speaker 1: When I found out both were going to the Super Bowl,
Speaker 1: I said, exactly what you're about to say. I understand
Speaker 1: if you're look, I don't want to bore you. This
Speaker 1: is really a football thing, Jets. The Jet fans hate
Speaker 1: the Dolphins and they hate the Bills, but right now
Speaker 1: they really hate the Patriots because the Patriots always win
Speaker 1: and they're in the East and the and the Giants
Speaker 1: are in the NFC East. Now, look, they hate they
Speaker 1: have a rivalry with the Cowboys and the Redskins. But
Speaker 1: because the Phillies of Phillies, Philly is so close to
Speaker 1: New York, there's a really close rivalry there. Those who
Speaker 1: are closest rivalry, You're really fucked because well it's here's
Speaker 1: the thing. As a Jets fan, I want the Patriots
Speaker 1: to lose, so I'm gonna root for the Eagles. And
Speaker 1: on my team wears green and the Eagles wear green.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's uh a symboli, a symbolism and
Speaker 1: a sympatico. I feel like they're synergy. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: an Eagles fan. Plus, I have a lot of family
Speaker 1: that lives in Philly and they and I've always got
Speaker 1: to Eagles games videos. Now, the Giants, Giants fans who
Speaker 1: have beaten the Patriots twice in the Super Bowl, have
Speaker 1: no reason to hate the Patriots other than everyone hates
Speaker 1: the Patriots if you but as NFC rivals of the Eagle,
Speaker 1: want the root for the Eagles, so you will root
Speaker 1: for the Patriots. And now the interesting thing there is
Speaker 1: what are the team callers of the Giants. They're blue
Speaker 1: and white, red, white and blue and the Patriots, so
Speaker 1: you have a cross of both teams are both rivals.
Speaker 1: You think Jets fans for the Eagles, Giants fans for
Speaker 1: the Patriots. But now I know the people are well,
Speaker 1: I'm a Giants fan. I hate the Patriots. You don't
Speaker 1: have a reason hate the Patriots because you beat them twice. Well,
Speaker 1: everyone hates the Patriots because they win, because they're manning
Speaker 1: beat them twice. They're the Yankees of the NF I
Speaker 1: understand that. But if the Patriots beat the Giants, and
Speaker 1: this is not gonna be a football podcast, but if
Speaker 1: the Patriots beat the Giants. I get why you'd hate them,
Speaker 1: but the Giants upset them twice and beat them. So
Speaker 1: as a Giant fan, you don't want the Eagles to win. Well,
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I'm a Giants fan and I'm
Speaker 1: rooting for the Patriots because I bet on them. Whatever
Speaker 1: it takes, manages, I got wages. What are they giving
Speaker 1: them five and a half point? It was four and
Speaker 1: a half. I thought they got in five and a
Speaker 1: half the line moved. So I need the Patriots to win.
Speaker 1: I need him to win and and cover the spread.
Speaker 1: I need anyone but Tom Brady to win. Not already.
Speaker 1: I don't hate him. He don't hate Tom Brady. He
Speaker 1: doesn't need another one. He's got a hot wife. He's
Speaker 1: got a hot wife. He's got five rings already. How many?
Speaker 1: Oh did you see the memes going around with Tom
Speaker 1: Brady with six fingers because case he wins again, case
Speaker 1: he wins again, it's all good. Listen, and we have
Speaker 1: a lot of fans that listen to this podcast in
Speaker 1: New England. We might be pissing them off right now. Listen.
Speaker 1: If you're okay, you know you get some If you're
Speaker 1: a Patriots fan, regardless of where you live in the country.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't like your team. I'm a Jets fan.
Speaker 1: But you guys have won five Super Bowls. You don't
Speaker 1: have to care what I think. Yeah, you don't. Plus,
Speaker 1: I'm more more in for the food you are, I
Speaker 1: really am. But I can't do that this year. Oh well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to play that that lousy jingle, So
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make a great jingle. But you are
Speaker 1: on a weight loss program. But you're on a weight
Speaker 1: loss program for the past five years, every winter, every winter,
Speaker 1: every super Bowl, you haven't been able to indulge in
Speaker 1: enjoy yourself. I eat the crew to tay. Why don't you?
Speaker 1: Why don't you uh do your fat lost program starting
Speaker 1: in February? What's the difference? Awful? Because then it rolls
Speaker 1: into April and then April you know, then spring is
Speaker 1: here you start going out to How about super Bowl Monday?
Speaker 1: You start? No, way, no, because then what about what
Speaker 1: about Easter? You know I can't eat on Easter. I
Speaker 1: can eat on it, I don't count. That's but you
Speaker 1: know Eastern pass Over Jewish No, still that you eat
Speaker 1: on't pass Over too? So yeah, I'd bet eat a way.
Speaker 1: You would give up the monster January one, you would
Speaker 1: give up. You would give up the monster. I give
Speaker 1: up the mons, not mots of balls, just the mots.
Speaker 1: I can take them. Bra. What is motza? Mazza bra
Speaker 1: is basically and by the way, I'm saying basically because
Speaker 1: I'm actually narrowing down the ingredients because right now, because
Speaker 1: I'm saying actually basically right, it's not a fil word.
Speaker 1: If you if you at its core, Mazza bri is
Speaker 1: scrambled eggs with matza thrown in that that sounds so
Speaker 1: good to me. It's like bread and eggs. But it's
Speaker 1: like montsa egg It's really good because the montster gives
Speaker 1: a little bit of crunch and then you can put
Speaker 1: some people put maple syrup on it or catch up.
Speaker 1: Really I put both catchup or not both. I don't
Speaker 1: mix my maple syrup, but catch up, you know. By
Speaker 1: the way, shout out to all the people that have
Speaker 1: made catch up references on my Twitter and my Instagram.
Speaker 1: Uh And also I want to special thank you yesterday
Speaker 1: as we were taping this on the thirty one of January,
Speaker 1: yesterday was my birthday and I got happy birthday. Thank you.
Speaker 1: You never remember I wish a happy birthday on Monday,
Speaker 1: and I said, is this happy birthday wish? Okay? And
Speaker 1: good for tomorrow when it is your birthday, when I
Speaker 1: will forget because guess what I forgot on your birthday? Yes,
Speaker 1: you said, yes, wishing you a happy pre birthday on Monday.
Speaker 1: When I actually remembered was but if we didn't work together, right,
Speaker 1: if you weren't gonna see me on my birthday, then
Speaker 1: wishing me a happy birthday day before, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna see me. That's great. You see me
Speaker 1: every day, right, so you could have remembered. Plus your
Speaker 1: birthday is four days after mine, so all you have
Speaker 1: to remember is, oh, my birthday is coming up. I
Speaker 1: bet Brodie's is coming up. That's right, Okay, I should
Speaker 1: put that in my account. You should put that in
Speaker 1: your You wouldn't kill you put that in your counting
Speaker 1: your iPhone, my phone. Yeah, but thank you everyone that
Speaker 1: wished me happy birthday and and and happy I hope
Speaker 1: it was a good one. What did you do? Uh?
Speaker 1: I worked? I worked in the morning. You didn't do
Speaker 1: anything spectacular, anything out of the order, you know, I wasn'tna.
Speaker 1: So two of my daughters came in yesterday to meet
Speaker 1: Kyala Settle, who's from the Greatest Showman Fantastic movie. They
Speaker 1: love the soundtrack, love her. So we were gonna go
Speaker 1: to Chinatown here in New York and walk around with
Speaker 1: a black trap black top black black black tap, black
Speaker 1: tap burgers and shikes place with the line out the
Speaker 1: door around the block because of a BuzzFeed one of
Speaker 1: the most uh instagrammed locations in New York. Really is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: But then my daughter got sick and we had to
Speaker 1: go home. So then I had to work writing. Uh.
Speaker 1: Some of you guys know I write for our company
Speaker 1: as a national division, where I write comedy for radio
Speaker 1: stations around the country, song parodies, spoof commercials for hip
Speaker 1: hop stations, country, sports, rock, oldies, UM pop, and so
Speaker 1: I was writing um super Bowl stuff yesterday. See I
Speaker 1: had to work. I have a problem because my birthday
Speaker 1: comes three or four days after yours, right for always
Speaker 1: four always yea doesn't change. Thirty days had September, April, June,
Speaker 1: and November. All the rest have thirty one except February alone,
Speaker 1: which has twenty eight days clear and twenty nine and
Speaker 1: each weep here. So yeah, January days. I know it
Speaker 1: doesn't how I remember being an adult and just remember
Speaker 1: the months it could be, But thirty days has some temper.
Speaker 1: April June thirty days has to I'm not. Everything else
Speaker 1: has thirty one. That's so you gotta remember in February,
Speaker 1: I remember January has thirty one. Yeah. So so my issue?
Speaker 1: Do you hold your hands up to see which is
Speaker 1: your left and right and make an hell with your
Speaker 1: left hand? You stick your thought about making an l? No? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I don't because I know what my left and
Speaker 1: right are. If you're an adult and don't on the
Speaker 1: left and right and my left, and shame on you.
Speaker 1: I don't. Oh, by the way, when you hold up
Speaker 1: the number three, I've done this before on the d
Speaker 1: I have done this. We've done but we haven't done
Speaker 1: it on the podcast. You are freak with your number.
Speaker 1: No no no, no, no no, no. Everybody listening to the podcast
Speaker 1: right now, hold your fingers, your fingers. When someone says,
Speaker 1: how how many would you like? You like? I want three? Three?
Speaker 1: Hold up the number three? Yep? What are you holding up?
Speaker 1: I hold up? Hold on, hold up my thumb, my thumb,
Speaker 1: my index in my middle fieldbody does that? I I
Speaker 1: keep my thumb and my pinkie down. I take my thumb,
Speaker 1: I crossed it over and hold my pinkie down, and
Speaker 1: I hold up my middle three fingers. Okay, that is
Speaker 1: so difficult for me to do. I physically can't do it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. How do you go to four? How
Speaker 1: do you go from your three to four? No? Make
Speaker 1: your three three and someone goes no, one more boom, No,
Speaker 1: you put my dumb my thumb down, you dum your
Speaker 1: damn right, your dumb down. No, I put my thumb
Speaker 1: down right, you had my other four fingers up. You
Speaker 1: had to do a whole switch you room. I'm loving
Speaker 1: I bet you there are some people that might have
Speaker 1: the same issue I have. I don't know if it's okay,
Speaker 1: they're not double jointed, or I have cardial tunnel or something.
Speaker 1: It's painful for me to hold down my pinky with
Speaker 1: my thumb and put up my three middle fingers. Okay,
Speaker 1: First of all, you just scotch tape it and for
Speaker 1: a couple of hours and then it loosens the tendons up.
Speaker 1: Second of it, so weird. You did the three right,
Speaker 1: Why can't you just lift the ring finger up? You
Speaker 1: had the thumb, your index in your middle. You right,
Speaker 1: you made three and I said made four, and so
Speaker 1: I said put your ring up, but you didn't do that.
Speaker 1: You dropped the thumb and then put the pinky and
Speaker 1: the ring up. Right. Well, I'm gonna put all my
Speaker 1: fingers down except the middle one. Yeah, exactly, But I
Speaker 1: will say this in sign language. To do the number
Speaker 1: three is actually your some your index finger, and your
Speaker 1: in your middle. Okay. You know why because when someone
Speaker 1: said that was the wrong way to do what they
Speaker 1: didn't hear it because they're deaf. But I'm testing the
Speaker 1: theory that is the correct way to do it in
Speaker 1: sign language. So I'm signing to you. I gotta sign
Speaker 1: for in Brooklyn as we say tree. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: say that. What I was getting it was was on.
Speaker 1: My issue with my birthday is it always falls on
Speaker 1: or near Super Bowl Sunday, or at least the weekend.
Speaker 1: But that now when there was no bye week and
Speaker 1: it used to fall on my birthday. Yeah, I used
Speaker 1: to have like football birthday cakes because yeah, and then
Speaker 1: they added the byway you get the car veil cake football, right,
Speaker 1: or I got a cake before they had the football
Speaker 1: cake because I had birthdays before that. They I got
Speaker 1: cakes with footballs, like little chocolate footballs in the corner.
Speaker 1: See that's cool, that's cute. I will say that they
Speaker 1: gave me a Carvel football cake for my birthday two
Speaker 1: years ago, and they fucked me on the crunches. Not
Speaker 1: have the crunches, you know what I'm talking about. It's
Speaker 1: it might be a regional thing, but no Carvel ice
Speaker 1: cream cake should have the chocolate crunchy like cookie crunch.
Speaker 1: It's vanilla on the bottom, chocolate on the top, ice
Speaker 1: cream we're talking, and in the middle is like these
Speaker 1: cookie crumbles that are nondescript. They call crunches. To be
Speaker 1: calling the crunches. I'm sure Philly calls them Jimmy crunches
Speaker 1: or something, but no, they're crunches. The crunches, but they
Speaker 1: always the crunches are the best part. And when you
Speaker 1: when I put my spoon into that ice cream, I
Speaker 1: want to taste the chocolate, the vanilla and the crunches together.
Speaker 1: But they at me on the don't get me supermarket
Speaker 1: cake that gives you doesn't have the crunches. That's pointless.
Speaker 1: You gotta have the chocolate. But anyway, so the problem was,
Speaker 1: but wait a minute, wait a minute, you don't want
Speaker 1: your birthday on Super Bowl Sunday. It's it's novel. Once like,
Speaker 1: all your buddies are available, you go out to the bar.
Speaker 1: But then it becomes like nobody remembers your birthday. Hey
Speaker 1: it's my touchdown. Yeah, your birth guy, my birthday. Your
Speaker 1: birthday gets put on a shelf. So bless you, bless
Speaker 1: you last twelve days. Right. So last year, um, it
Speaker 1: was Super Bowl Sunday. My birthday was on Super Bowl
Speaker 1: Sunday was on the third and and I was in
Speaker 1: the middle of that SAT Lost program. We're not going
Speaker 1: to call it anything else. I was in that program
Speaker 1: and I was dead. I was like, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: We were all we were hanging out at the Ainsworth
Speaker 1: in Manhattan. Man, you just say I was there. Why
Speaker 1: can't you just say you're at a cloth a bunch
Speaker 1: of friends. We were watching the game on the big screen.
Speaker 1: Don't you dare say? The company name of the TV said,
Speaker 1: don't don't don't scary endorses a great brand of TVs.
Speaker 1: You don't need to just say. It was a television
Speaker 1: with don't my girlfriend and her friends Sequina and Lauren Goodman.
Speaker 1: Her initials shut up, dick, you're a prick stop mentioned
Speaker 1: the you don't because her name is Goodman. Shut up.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so by the whole point of the story,
Speaker 1: ten years to get the story, we're going off commercials.
Speaker 1: Then the super Bowl does. So the reason why I
Speaker 1: had this problem was because, by the way, the reason
Speaker 1: is because redundant. It's the reason is that. The reason
Speaker 1: is that right. The reason is means because the game
Speaker 1: was on the screen and there was food being passed
Speaker 1: in front of me all all angles, and I would
Speaker 1: sit there eating cat you know, carrots. This is like, again,
Speaker 1: why do you do this? This program bugs Bunny. And
Speaker 1: then the worst part is the whole weight staff during
Speaker 1: halftime comes marching through with the sparklers and a cake
Speaker 1: that's it happened birthday scary and I'm like, it's a
Speaker 1: chocolate dub old deckert freaking blackout kids, And I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there and I'm blowing out the candles and I'm like,
Speaker 1: my life sucks right now because I can't hit this ship.
Speaker 1: Why would you do a fat program a weight Loss
Speaker 1: program during Super Bowl Sunday and your birthday. Just wait
Speaker 1: until it's done. Next time, I'm going to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm that next year. Do you know the first time
Speaker 1: I did this program, it was in May. You know
Speaker 1: when the worst time to do this program is in May?
Speaker 1: Because I went with my friends. We do like a
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys baseball trip, which, by the way, you should
Speaker 1: really come on this trip. We do an annual trip
Speaker 1: to a stadium, a different baseball stadium around America. You
Speaker 1: know what's interesting, I've never turned you down for an
Speaker 1: invite for that. You haven't. Nope, why is that because
Speaker 1: you've never invited? Well, this year you're getting the invite.
Speaker 1: So anyway, So I tried this fat lost program in
Speaker 1: the middle of May. We ended up in St. Louis
Speaker 1: and my friends took me to a fucking rib fest.
Speaker 1: So here I am with my salary, you're on a
Speaker 1: rib fast. I was, I would, and they gave me.
Speaker 1: I had to pay like thirty dollars for admission for
Speaker 1: all you can eat ribs. And if you paid, it
Speaker 1: was legitimately because they didn't tell me. They said, scary,
Speaker 1: is gonna be other food there? But they were twelve vendors,
Speaker 1: and it was like the Kansas City Ribs versus the
Speaker 1: Memphis Ribs versus the Texas And there were these smells
Speaker 1: permeating the air, and it wasn't all you can eat
Speaker 1: rib fest with twelve vendors and all you hear you
Speaker 1: smell is smoky goodness. And I'm sitting there like going
Speaker 1: out of my mind. My friends they're like they're pulling
Speaker 1: the frigging They're they're sucking the rib out and pulling
Speaker 1: the bone out, the piles of bones, and it was
Speaker 1: all you can eat, Brody, imagine this, Imagine paying one
Speaker 1: price for all you can eat ribs for seven hours,
Speaker 1: and you just don't. You can't help yourself. You go
Speaker 1: from one vendor to the next. You say, I'll take
Speaker 1: rib I'll take your rub your your St. Louis ribs.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden they give you a plate. You
Speaker 1: go to the Kansas City stand. They got that little
Speaker 1: dry rubb on there. I'm booking my flight, I'm salivating,
Speaker 1: so I need a sweat. You probably think I'm very
Speaker 1: upset that you didn't eat all this great food, but
Speaker 1: I'm more upset you wasted thirty dollars. Why why do you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I wanted my money back. But then again,
Speaker 1: I was on a boy's trip where everyone had to
Speaker 1: do everything with each other, so it was like you
Speaker 1: didn't have to pay. You could have gone to the
Speaker 1: guy at the door and say, look, I'm not eating,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to eat. How was it? How is
Speaker 1: that going to make that case? What? Okay, I'll give
Speaker 1: you an example. My wife and I did. Um. It
Speaker 1: was a wine pairing dinner. So it was this wine
Speaker 1: company that was it was. It was a Ruth's Chris steakhouse, okay,
Speaker 1: and it was Prisoner Wine Company. My wife loves the
Speaker 1: Prisoner Wines. They have like a whole line of wine,
Speaker 1: really good, like thirty dollars a bottle, a little more
Speaker 1: expensive than the norm, but not very expensive. And they
Speaker 1: have five or six brand, Like they have a cabernet
Speaker 1: and a pinot and a seat. They do like a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of them. Right. So the meal was very
Speaker 1: expensive because you got, like with cramp cakes, you get
Speaker 1: this white wine with the caesar salad. They and they
Speaker 1: pair each course the five course meal and it ends
Speaker 1: with like a steak and a cabernet. Right, So if
Speaker 1: you like their wine, get this great meal. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't need five glasses of wine, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to pay that kind of money. I just want to steak.
Speaker 1: Good Ruth. It's Ruth's Chris. Ruth apostrophies. We all know that, right,
Speaker 1: Ruth's Chris. You tell them, so, I said to the
Speaker 1: major Day, I said, listen, I when I booked it.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm booking my wife of the wine tasting
Speaker 1: pairing meal, and I'm not a drinker. I would like
Speaker 1: to order off the regular menu. And he said absolutely,
Speaker 1: And so everyone else in the room had this price
Speaker 1: fixed thing. And they sent me a waiter who took
Speaker 1: my order and I ordered what I wanted, no grotten,
Speaker 1: of course, and my steak. Okay, Well this wasn't like that.
Speaker 1: This was I would have found a way. This was
Speaker 1: a giant picture, a giant like fair, almost like a
Speaker 1: state fair type situation where but yes you can a bracelet.
Speaker 1: Did at for bracelet? No, there was, because I could
Speaker 1: have slipped another bracelet on someone, on one of my
Speaker 1: friends bracelets. I'm a vegetarian. Then they're gonna say, why
Speaker 1: is a vegetarian showing up to rip because it's my
Speaker 1: friend's bachelor party, and we're all going and I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna eat anything. I don't want to pay, and they'll say,
Speaker 1: you know what, ten dollar feet to get in and
Speaker 1: that's it. I didn't say anything while you're a sucker,
Speaker 1: But yeah, you give me shipped for my steak dinner.
Speaker 1: Throwing money around. Now, I gave you a steak dinner,
Speaker 1: not ship. It was a good steak. Was like, you
Speaker 1: did not give me anything, Darren did. Thank you, Darren
Speaker 1: for the great meal at Delmonico. By the way, they
Speaker 1: contacted us, they want us back. I'm ready. We should
Speaker 1: have like a party there. We should make it like
Speaker 1: a quarterly event. Yeah, we should do a live broadcast
Speaker 1: from there. I was just thinking that. But we can't
Speaker 1: buy everybody steak dinner. That would be bad. I mean
Speaker 1: the check, the check would be on you. Not a
Speaker 1: couple of things. Bethany is not available today. We had
Speaker 1: uh promised the Curse of the day, the curse of
Speaker 1: the day. We got a couple of tweets saying, hey,
Speaker 1: where's the Curse of the day. Bethany was an available
Speaker 1: today and my mom, we were gonna record this on Thursday, February. First,
Speaker 1: you're too busy for us. My mom is not. My
Speaker 1: mom had an appointment today. We moved this up. We're
Speaker 1: recording this on the thirty feet to contact our publicist together,
Speaker 1: my mother's publicist. So my mom's un available today. UM,
Speaker 1: so she'll definitely be on next week's episode, the next episode,
Speaker 1: the next episode, another episode. I have a cvous update
Speaker 1: and I want to call bullshit on you got away
Speaker 1: with something today on the show Elvis let you get
Speaker 1: away with it? I gave him a note saying you
Speaker 1: shouldn't get away with it. What did I do? We
Speaker 1: were talking. I want to talk about it's it's it's
Speaker 1: a it's a grammar thing. So I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let you stew in it for a minute. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you two problems I'm having with grammar. I need
Speaker 1: your advice now. Yesterday on the Elvis drand fifteen minute
Speaker 1: morning show, we we you and I were on it. Right,
Speaker 1: Elvis was on it. We had a great No, you
Speaker 1: aren't on it. It was Elvis, bethany d No I
Speaker 1: took a sabbatical. Right, it was Elvis Danielle bethany I
Speaker 1: was on it. And then Nate was there. For a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes. I was on Hyaena You're on the
Speaker 1: Hyena and somebody else posted it, and I got a
Speaker 1: tweet last night saying hey, in the description of the episode,
Speaker 1: it's the person wrote when you're medicated? Um, and they
Speaker 1: wrote why you are instead of why you are a postorhire.
Speaker 1: So I fixed it immediately, okay, the same way you
Speaker 1: did with impractical Jokers and pretended that I photoshopped it
Speaker 1: because you spelled that wrong on your tweet. That was
Speaker 1: my phone, did that anyway? Uh so this person put
Speaker 1: the wrong your. Now that's not my problem. I mean
Speaker 1: it is that my problem because it's represents us. I
Speaker 1: fixed it right away. Of a lot of listeners have
Speaker 1: been emailing me, especially my birthday and lately sliding into
Speaker 1: the old d M s and they keep using the
Speaker 1: wrong your and I and I. It's driving me a
Speaker 1: little crazy because I can't correct that's there are two
Speaker 1: sets of words that everyone should have the command of
Speaker 1: the property right there. They're there and your your. That
Speaker 1: is correct, okay, your your and your your and your
Speaker 1: right and there there and they also got a couple
Speaker 1: of people on the text messages today and on the
Speaker 1: tweets that got whole and whole wrong. How do you
Speaker 1: asshole and I ate the whole pizza? How do you
Speaker 1: get that wrong? Well, you just get the wrong. You
Speaker 1: just write the wrong hole. There are certain the certain
Speaker 1: Excuse me, what what what is that something that you
Speaker 1: hurd in bed? No? No, no, um. Now here's my question.
Speaker 1: When it's listeners, what are you gonna do right? What
Speaker 1: if it's somebody you're related to? What if it's someone
Speaker 1: that I'm very good friends with. I have a very
Speaker 1: good friend who keeps texting me wrong like a boss.
Speaker 1: No not, I work with no one of my boys.
Speaker 1: One of my friends continuously puts the wrong your You
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta pull him aside. That's like telling your
Speaker 1: friend they have a booger in their nose. You have
Speaker 1: to do the same, the same. Hey, I said I
Speaker 1: could care less in a text message. Lesson we're on
Speaker 1: pitts Reek. Here's yeah. But that's like that could be like,
Speaker 1: oh I didn't take didn't put my daughter on it today.
Speaker 1: It's a slip up. This is constant. Now. I know
Speaker 1: there are people who go it's text message, doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: it's autocorrect, it's voice text whatever whatever, but this person
Speaker 1: does it the wrong way all the time. And then
Speaker 1: and then I said, and then slipped in and I
Speaker 1: could care less like a month ago. What's the word
Speaker 1: or freeze? It's your like you like, do you want
Speaker 1: to take your car? And my car is fine? But
Speaker 1: then they'll say, I hope you're feeling better. You are yea,
Speaker 1: And it tries to be crazy. By the way, twelve
Speaker 1: people just said, wait, that's how I would spell it.
Speaker 1: So when when you when it's when it's a contraction
Speaker 1: of you are you are is hy o you and
Speaker 1: are a? It's you are? So it's your like you
Speaker 1: are taking your car with you? What do I do
Speaker 1: being me? You listen to the podcast. You know who
Speaker 1: I am. You know what what I stand for. Even
Speaker 1: more so, if I know who you are, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: confront that money. I have not No, I have not
Speaker 1: confronted it. You should know what's holding you back. I
Speaker 1: I just feel like because this is because back. You
Speaker 1: know how you have those friends that are like your
Speaker 1: boys since public school, like sixth grade like you and
Speaker 1: ronn no no, no no, but this is like a
Speaker 1: second tier like been friends for five or six years.
Speaker 1: You see the McKay, like you see I see this
Speaker 1: person you know, like once every month, once every other month, whatever.
Speaker 1: But it's not like like your boys you punch each
Speaker 1: other or no big deal. I'd have a bigger problem
Speaker 1: if I didn't know them very well. I feel uncomfortable
Speaker 1: because I'm like, do I really know them enough? So
Speaker 1: I know the medium well right, even though you know
Speaker 1: although medium right? So I feel like it's driving me crazy.
Speaker 1: But what do I do? I never correct listeners unless
Speaker 1: they pointed out like I've had listeners who tweet us
Speaker 1: a d M me and behind the key no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: It's that they listen to this show all the time
Speaker 1: and they'll point things out like oh, Scary said this, Blama,
Speaker 1: and in the correction they get something wrong. I'll go, well,
Speaker 1: if we're get on scary right back at you, you
Speaker 1: got the wrong whatever, and I'm making a joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's easier to correct somebody over text when they're
Speaker 1: not in front of you. Not that I'm no, even
Speaker 1: though you don't know them. So so what's the problem.
Speaker 1: You want me to do it for you? Would you know? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I just so I wanted your advice. I think do
Speaker 1: I just come out and go, hey, man, it's me.
Speaker 1: It's not you. You're driving me crazy, You're why are
Speaker 1: you postubary? You're driving me? I think you'd say. Look,
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, bro, but you've been making
Speaker 1: yourself look like a schmuck all your life, and I
Speaker 1: got part of me. Can you make a joke out
Speaker 1: of it? You're the man, know, but part of me
Speaker 1: feels like, am my friends banded grammar? Am I friends
Speaker 1: with someone who's bad at grammar? That it's a thing
Speaker 1: on me. It's called being human. I understand. It's okay.
Speaker 1: We all get it wrong. Well, speaking of getting it wrong,
Speaker 1: when a segue into what you did today, what did
Speaker 1: I do? Well, we were talking about how you butt
Speaker 1: dialed a friend I did, but I but dialed my buddy, Frank,
Speaker 1: You buddy Frank, and you but my budded my buddy.
Speaker 1: But buddy and you said on the air on the
Speaker 1: Big Show and the other strand nationally syndicated morning show
Speaker 1: that you don't just hang up. You feel obligated to
Speaker 1: make like you don't want to admit you butt dialt
Speaker 1: So you start a fake conversation as if you meant grappling. Right,
Speaker 1: you start grappling topics. That's right, right, there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with that. Here's the problem. What you meant to say
Speaker 1: was grasping for something I wasn't. Grappling means you are
Speaker 1: either fighting with someone and holding them at the time,
Speaker 1: or you're dealing with something. I looked up grappling to
Speaker 1: make sure. Look at the word grapple. I looked. I
Speaker 1: looked up grapple. I looked it up on dictionary dot com,
Speaker 1: on my dictionary, on Miriam desh Webster. Can I say
Speaker 1: something then, that you cannot grapple for a top is
Speaker 1: my stunning admission my entire life. I always thought that
Speaker 1: the word grapple, What is the definition of grapple? Isn't
Speaker 1: that like hold on? Isn't that like the eggs that
Speaker 1: on the side of the grill. Isn't it that drink
Speaker 1: the iced tea stuff that's snapple? Ohly, grapple? You know what,
Speaker 1: I'm looking it up right now? What is the definition
Speaker 1: of grapple? Uh? Wow? Engage in a close fighter struggle
Speaker 1: with the weapons. Yep, yeah, but you could be wrestling
Speaker 1: with it like wrestling with words. You're wrong, bro, You're
Speaker 1: wrong to wrestle with it, says it right, you're wrestling
Speaker 1: with things to talk about. Yes, I was grappling. I
Speaker 1: was grappling for topics. I was wrestling in my No. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's not wrestling for things. It's when you're actually grabbing
Speaker 1: someone that you're fighting with. The grapple is the grab,
Speaker 1: not the fight, the grasp and grasping. No, I consciously,
Speaker 1: I consciously used the word grapple. But wrong, No, I didn't,
Speaker 1: because grappling doesn't mean fighting grapling. You would have used
Speaker 1: the word grasp, which is also acceptable. But yes, because
Speaker 1: it's I was wrestling with it. You know you're missing.
Speaker 1: Grapple isn't about wrestling. It's about grabbing someone while you're wrestling.
Speaker 1: When you grapple with somebody, you're fighting with them. You're
Speaker 1: holding them as you're fighting with them, as a metaphor,
Speaker 1: not holding topic idea as a metaphor. That's not a metaphor. Me. Yes, no,
Speaker 1: it's not you grapple. It's like imagery, I'm crying metaphor.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're going down a rabbit hole here.
Speaker 1: We didn't even get to anything you speak in which
Speaker 1: your word of phrases applied to an object or action.
Speaker 1: But you use the wrong word. But I was applying
Speaker 1: an object. I was applying an action to an object.
Speaker 1: That that is an absolute imagery. Yes, your conversation is
Speaker 1: not an object. What I'm trying to say is you
Speaker 1: are grasping for something to talk about, appling birds. You
Speaker 1: aren't grabbing words and wrestling with crapple. If I was grappling,
Speaker 1: not listen to me. If I don't get me started
Speaker 1: grasping an argument right now, right with this one. If
Speaker 1: I'm grappling with words, then I'm wrestling. I'm wrestling with words.
Speaker 1: In my head, grappling doesn't mean wrestling, Yes it does.
Speaker 1: It says it right there. And then the word grapple.
Speaker 1: It says as in a close fight or struggle without weapons,
Speaker 1: Comma wrestle, sem wrestle. You grappled with the man after
Speaker 1: the knife attack. But you're not wrestling with words, and
Speaker 1: you were grasping for them. And I was saying that
Speaker 1: I was. I was. I was saying, listen to me.
Speaker 1: I was saying that I was using that as a metaphor,
Speaker 1: which is a proper use of the word metaphor in
Speaker 1: this case, because I was grappling. I wasn't holding topics.
Speaker 1: I wasn't wrestling with a person wrestling with. I was
Speaker 1: wrestling with ideas and words. I was with with topics
Speaker 1: to talk to my buddy about because I grappled with
Speaker 1: the idea that he wrestled with the idea. Do I
Speaker 1: tell this guy butt dialed or do I grapple for
Speaker 1: topics grasp for topics? You either or you could rustle
Speaker 1: up topics either. But you don't wrestle topics as a metaphor.
Speaker 1: You can say anything, it's you can't say anything coming
Speaker 1: spelled everything with the case got coming his name is?
Speaker 1: You really want to go there? Seriously, I think about
Speaker 1: that for a second. I'm not doing it. Tweets tweets
Speaker 1: at scary Jones. Let him know what you think a
Speaker 1: wrestling for topics? These listeners having that out for me? Oh, y'all,
Speaker 1: why owe you apostbi wrong? I'm not wrong. You're not
Speaker 1: winning this one. I'm winning it. Seriously, Why are you
Speaker 1: working working radio? Why don't you be a freaking lawyer somewhere?
Speaker 1: Because I was going to law school and I realized
Speaker 1: I would be in contempt of court all the time,
Speaker 1: exactly this person doesn't belong in court. And you can't
Speaker 1: tell me that wasn't a metaphor. I was using a metaphor.
Speaker 1: I was using poetic license. Poetic license and metaphors. That's
Speaker 1: what you're going with, dude. God makes me so angry.
Speaker 1: I want to said point out that my buddy's wrong.
Speaker 1: So I just did well anyway, that doesn't count. What
Speaker 1: else did I do to you? What else did I
Speaker 1: do well that was wrong on the show that I
Speaker 1: said on the show because I was gonna say the
Speaker 1: other thing you did to me? You want to say it?
Speaker 1: Save it. I'm out of breath, all right, let me
Speaker 1: just point out, hold on, hold on, why do I
Speaker 1: have here? Scary? WTF? What is that about? WTF? Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you grappling? Nope, I'm grasping. Okay. I don't like
Speaker 1: your attitude about the cruise we're going on, Oh, the
Speaker 1: Norwegian Bliss. Yeah, So to set the table, Elvis is
Speaker 1: the godfather and unofficially where the godparents of the new
Speaker 1: Norwegian Cruise Line Bliss their new ships. She is awesome,
Speaker 1: she is beautiful. It's amazing, amazing ship. Now you know
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of Norwegian Cruise Line I've gone on
Speaker 1: a bunch of them. My family loves them. The kids
Speaker 1: have a great time. The restaurants are fantastic. I've never
Speaker 1: been so in May. Right, we're going on We're gonna
Speaker 1: do the show live from the ship Friday morning, and
Speaker 1: then a bunch of us from the show are gonna
Speaker 1: stay on the ship and take a three day cruise
Speaker 1: out and back. It's called the cruise to know where.
Speaker 1: It doesn't really stop Friday, Saturday, Sunday, do a little gambling,
Speaker 1: lots of eating. Right, you're not fat losting anymore, so
Speaker 1: you could eat so so you were like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna hang well, because when when you go in
Speaker 1: the Norwegian, the beauty about the Norwegian is on a
Speaker 1: lot of cruise ships, you you are as signed a
Speaker 1: table like your table twenty three, and that's what you eat.
Speaker 1: You go for breakfast, lunch, and dinner the same waiter
Speaker 1: and waitress and uh if it's some cruises they put
Speaker 1: you with other people like I'm I'm five, I have
Speaker 1: three kids and a wife, so sometimes they put us
Speaker 1: at our own table. But when my wife and I
Speaker 1: didn't have kids, I don't know what to expect when
Speaker 1: my wife and I didn't have kids. They would put
Speaker 1: you at a table with other couples. So, but you
Speaker 1: have the same waiter and waitress. You get to know them,
Speaker 1: you tipped them. You become like, oh, hey, Maria, here's
Speaker 1: the problem. You have to eat when they tell you
Speaker 1: you have to eat it twelve if you have the
Speaker 1: first seating, if you have the third seating for dinner,
Speaker 1: you have to eat it seven forty five like you can.
Speaker 1: You can request at dinner time, but tombly, they gotta
Speaker 1: fill the boat up and fill the dinner tables. And
Speaker 1: a ship ship right, don't call it and call it
Speaker 1: a comeback, it's a shape. And so you sit at
Speaker 1: a table for ten or twelve and you get to
Speaker 1: order off the menu that has like three items every night,
Speaker 1: and the food is usually pretty good. Whatever. But the
Speaker 1: thing about Norwegian Cruise Line, by the way, this is
Speaker 1: not a sponsor of mine. I'm just telling you my
Speaker 1: promote mount sponsors. I'm a customer. I've traveled all over
Speaker 1: the world to land on to get to their ships.
Speaker 1: And the thing about Norwegian they call it freestyle cruising,
Speaker 1: is there are upscale restaurants on the ship. There's a
Speaker 1: place called tappan Yaki and all their ships, which is Japanese. Um,
Speaker 1: what the what do we call it? Scaled steakhouse? There's
Speaker 1: there's the usual buffet and they have by the way,
Speaker 1: they also have a full racetrack with go karts on.
Speaker 1: That's right, right, Okay, we're talking about you have to
Speaker 1: make reservations for the restaurants. So I told you about
Speaker 1: the restaurants. You have to like plan Friday night where
Speaker 1: you canna eat tag restaurant, French whatever. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: said to me, uh, during a commercial break, Hey, let's
Speaker 1: figure out what restaurants you want to go to? A
Speaker 1: plan a couple of dinners, And I said, okay, just
Speaker 1: so you know, I'm like, I'm bringing my wife and kids,
Speaker 1: and you you got all like, no, you're your girlfriend,
Speaker 1: Robin and my wife with four of us who go
Speaker 1: to dinner. And I said, well, I gotta see if
Speaker 1: my kids have plans, then we can do that. But
Speaker 1: otherwise I'm going on a three day vacation with my
Speaker 1: family because we love cruising. And you got all like,
Speaker 1: well I did, because I feel like kids ruin everything. Man,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, did you say that
Speaker 1: I wanted to say that because all right, everything, we
Speaker 1: never get a long time. We never get time to
Speaker 1: hang out anymore, buddy around, chumming up, whatever you want
Speaker 1: to call it. Greg t he's just two kids. He's
Speaker 1: got two kids, but you know what, he has the
Speaker 1: foresight to leave them home. He's bringing his kids. He's
Speaker 1: another one, another one Sky, He's bringing his kids. Garret's
Speaker 1: bringing his kids. A kid invested ship, you know what,
Speaker 1: because it's cruises are for families and singles. So you
Speaker 1: get to go and you can hang out with Jake,
Speaker 1: But I want to hang out adult time. No offense
Speaker 1: to your children, Brodie. They're beautiful and they by the way,
Speaker 1: they've grown up and they've matured, so they do that
Speaker 1: when I feed them, they grow up. But they've well,
Speaker 1: you know what, you're reminding me, how paced diam at you? Okay,
Speaker 1: stop it, Okay, your tongue on that. Okay, Episode twenty six.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let loose on Scar rather come, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it when my mother's on the phone,
Speaker 1: So shoodn't give you crap. Complete disdain from my kids
Speaker 1: as much as you claim to like them. By the
Speaker 1: way we talked on the Joe Ghatto episode which was
Speaker 1: twenty right, think it's twenty four, doesn't matter. I don't
Speaker 1: bother the tweeting already know it, but time here it
Speaker 1: and I we talked about how the only thing you
Speaker 1: know how to say that people were kids is like babies.
Speaker 1: You go, oh they call key right, I'll tell you,
Speaker 1: I think colleague. So Garrett just left right to go.
Speaker 1: His wife is going to either get induced today, I
Speaker 1: have the baby tomorrow. And you're like, you said, you'll
Speaker 1: let me know if the if the baby's colleague. He
Speaker 1: hasn't even she hasn't even been born yet, and that's
Speaker 1: your only question. I don't know anything about infants. But
Speaker 1: going back to the ship, the Norwegians, look, you can
Speaker 1: rock climb. This thing has a race track. Saw to
Speaker 1: do with a giant spaw on the ship. But for
Speaker 1: three days we're gonna be at at sea with listeners.
Speaker 1: There's a casino and a casino have let's have some drinks.
Speaker 1: So maybe you're gonna bring your kids to Jersey Boys.
Speaker 1: They got Jersey Boys on the snow. My kids love
Speaker 1: Broadway shows. That kind gonna be so bizarre, Like if
Speaker 1: I can reach you, I was swearing in front of them.
Speaker 1: There's so many things you can't do in front of children.
Speaker 1: I can't be me because you should never be you
Speaker 1: in front of children. That's rule one. I want to
Speaker 1: I wanna Can we have adult conversation? Yeah, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. I'll get your problem. Once we get far
Speaker 1: enough out to see I'll meet you in a casino
Speaker 1: for an hour. You know. My number one issue is
Speaker 1: where people with kids what not? What people allow the
Speaker 1: kids to consume their lives must consuming my life? Am
Speaker 1: I doing a podcast with my kids right now? But
Speaker 1: if you having an adulting, an adult weekend where we
Speaker 1: just just people hanging out, you you you should grapple
Speaker 1: with the idea of having kids. You should, by the way,
Speaker 1: that is a proper use of the world. So okay,
Speaker 1: So then what was more with my example before? No,
Speaker 1: because you were grappling for ideas, four ideas, not with Listen,
Speaker 1: you grapple with something, you don't grapple for it. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, having kids with you on the ship it
Speaker 1: kind of spoils the adult party. I just no offense
Speaker 1: to your kids. But when I go to steak dinners
Speaker 1: at Delmonico, we don't need to go. You and I
Speaker 1: don't need to be boys on a three day cruise.
Speaker 1: This is a chance. Like if we were going to
Speaker 1: disney World and you're telling me not to bring my kids. Well,
Speaker 1: that's in place for kids. That's what a cruise is.
Speaker 1: It's a cruise to everybody. I know. Why would I
Speaker 1: take my kids on a cruise? Hey, I'm going on
Speaker 1: a big ship, but a water slide that goes out
Speaker 1: over the ship, over the water's track. But you can't go.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be those moments. I'm just when my kids
Speaker 1: going to the spot to get facial scrubs and back
Speaker 1: their own, then then I can hang for a little while.
Speaker 1: But to tell me not to bring my kids, you
Speaker 1: actually told me dynamic the kids changing the dynamic, then
Speaker 1: it's like freaking, It's it's Kinny Land, It's Robber Room,
Speaker 1: it's same. You understand how big this ship is. Do
Speaker 1: you understand it's like eleven decks, twelve decks? I get
Speaker 1: that it's longer than like three. I'm going to be
Speaker 1: running into you. You won't see us. My kids are
Speaker 1: gonna be going. There's a kids and nightclub my kids
Speaker 1: will be at. They've got plenty of things for the
Speaker 1: kids to do. Is that kids zone or something. It's
Speaker 1: like a whole wing they have like they have they
Speaker 1: have a bowling alley, I think, and they have allowed
Speaker 1: them to go off on their own. Yeah, where they
Speaker 1: gonna go. It's a ship. What are you walk into
Speaker 1: a bad neighborhood? I know where they are down in steerage.
Speaker 1: They're not down in steerage. Listen, I've seen We've seen Titan. Besides,
Speaker 1: we can my kids goes on. If God forbid, you
Speaker 1: were on a ship that wasn't Norwegian Cruise Dude, Jack
Speaker 1: was from below. Here's the thing you your kids to
Speaker 1: roam around aimlessly on. I'm not worried about Norwegian Cruise Line.
Speaker 1: But let's say it was on another ship, another one,
Speaker 1: another ship from another country that wasn't as safe as
Speaker 1: one of these ships. I gotta have my wife and
Speaker 1: kids at me so I can get in the in
Speaker 1: the in the emergency boat. I gotta get in the
Speaker 1: wife and children and women and children. I gotta go
Speaker 1: with them. I gotta have them. You're you're screwed. You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm single guy, I'm bachelor guy. You're fucked. You're staying
Speaker 1: on the deck with the band as they're playing as
Speaker 1: the ship's going down, and then rearranging the chairs. You
Speaker 1: re arranging the chairs. Hey, you look like a strong guy.
Speaker 1: Can you rearrange your chairs? You're like, hey, come over here,
Speaker 1: grapp them with the chairs. Damn you. That's right. So
Speaker 1: bring your kids, Yeah, have fun. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Uncle scary. I gotta go with them in the ship,
Speaker 1: in the boat and the lifeboat because I'm their uncle.
Speaker 1: I'll tell the guy, go, uh, we don't know this guy.
Speaker 1: He hates kids. He hates kids. But I don't though.
Speaker 1: All right, way do I talk about what you did
Speaker 1: to my my kids? Next week? Crossing it off with
Speaker 1: my mom called do we have some unused jokes? I
Speaker 1: got a lot on news joke because I need to
Speaker 1: laugh right now, I'm not laughing by the way, we
Speaker 1: were worry we would have to talk about we always
Speaker 1: have something. This is not the face of a laughing man.
Speaker 1: Are you grapping? You're in a demon grabbing what You're
Speaker 1: in a demons right now? Said one of these days
Speaker 1: you'll come out and you'll do a boy's trap or
Speaker 1: couple thing with no kids. You know what, because we're
Speaker 1: on vacation and the February I'll go, can't go. Basically,
Speaker 1: the one final point I wanted to make about that
Speaker 1: is the issue I had people with children, they get
Speaker 1: no offense to them. I'm gonna be calm about it.
Speaker 1: Is the conversation always turns to their kids, even when
Speaker 1: people couples are alreadygether with each one, has kids talked
Speaker 1: about my kid? No? No No, they compare note. I'm saying
Speaker 1: some people do this. They compare notes. They' supposed to
Speaker 1: an adult night out and all of a sudden that
Speaker 1: everything goes back to the kids. And then some people
Speaker 1: allow the kids to take over their Facebook. It's a
Speaker 1: default of their child. And I have never posted as
Speaker 1: I know you're not that person, but there are people
Speaker 1: out there that's like, it's all you post is your kids.
Speaker 1: Your kids are your life. You do have a life,
Speaker 1: you do still have a life. Your kid. You okay,
Speaker 1: could you go? Could you go two weeks? Two weeks
Speaker 1: without posting anything related to you going out or anything
Speaker 1: work related? No? Right, because that's your kid. Your job
Speaker 1: is your kid, Your social life is your kid, and
Speaker 1: you consider that your life. But guess what the velvet
Speaker 1: ropes and the sparklers and the vodka bottles will never
Speaker 1: hug you goodnight, and they'll never take care of you
Speaker 1: when you're older, and they'll never give you a car.
Speaker 1: This is Daddy, I love you. Happy birthday. I understood
Speaker 1: by the way. I got a bone to pick up
Speaker 1: my kids, and we'll talk about that later. I also
Speaker 1: have an update on the CVS RAN week. You totally
Speaker 1: buried me on that. I'm gonna bury you. I'm speaking
Speaker 1: of fun. We've been playing clips. We're talking about how
Speaker 1: the recorder is the most annoying sound ever. We played
Speaker 1: a clip of Gregg Tea's daughter Jada playing the playing
Speaker 1: the recorder right yep. And a woman called up and said,
Speaker 1: we were talking about why you why are you bleeding? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because my my pinky finger started bleeding in the car
Speaker 1: this morning for no reason, and Gregg t had a
Speaker 1: thing on his face was bleeding for no reason. So
Speaker 1: we did why are you bleeding? On the show today.
Speaker 1: The woman called up, she said, I cut my hand.
Speaker 1: My kid was playing the recorder. I took it and
Speaker 1: broke it a half. So my joke every now, what's
Speaker 1: the number one song that everybody plays on the recorder,
Speaker 1: tree blind mice, cross buns recorder. Everybody hot cross bonds,
Speaker 1: Hot Cross bonds. No, no, hot Cross buns. My joke was, oh,
Speaker 1: hot Cross done. Alvis didn't do the joke. We did
Speaker 1: a story about the flooding in Paris. It was a
Speaker 1: terrible flood in Paris and they had to evacuate the
Speaker 1: Louve where one of the most name is paintings in
Speaker 1: the world is. And I said, the flooding was so
Speaker 1: bad the Mona Lisa was frowning. It's funny. He didn't
Speaker 1: do it right. Someone's like if she's smiling and she's
Speaker 1: not smiling. Whatever. Uh, this one was really joke as
Speaker 1: much as it was a pun. You said that, uh,
Speaker 1: we have a DeLong e coffee maker, and then it
Speaker 1: takes a little longer than normal to make the coffee
Speaker 1: because we make an espresso and you have to get
Speaker 1: back in the studio. I said, it puts the long
Speaker 1: and DeLong e. He didn't get to that. That's a
Speaker 1: great punt. I like that. Elvis made a joke about twinkies.
Speaker 1: You know on the show, we always go out to
Speaker 1: my nickname in high school. Whatever. Okay, So he says
Speaker 1: about I love Twinkies, and I said, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: the name of your high school gang. Didn't get into her.
Speaker 1: H woman called off and she was begging. She wanted
Speaker 1: Hamilton's ticket. She's I love Hamilton's. I want to go
Speaker 1: see Hamilton's. I love Hamilton's. So my comment was, we'll
Speaker 1: send her a ten dollar bill. Hamilton's on the ten
Speaker 1: That's about the best we can do. That's cute. Here's
Speaker 1: one we didn't get to and I thought this was
Speaker 1: right Nowvis's whel He's just the one that I pointed
Speaker 1: at coup couple here that as soon as you saw
Speaker 1: Elvis didn't do the joke. On my podcast podcast, Elvis
Speaker 1: talked about how, uh this guy came out to the
Speaker 1: public that he's gay. He's the first gay K pop star. Now,
Speaker 1: k pop is Korean pop music South Korea. It's all
Speaker 1: the race right like BS pop group pop. So I said,
Speaker 1: even even what's that guy Gangam style side? That's K pop? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I said, uh oh, so gay pop Elviston? Uh today, oh,
Speaker 1: I did one today, one to three. Uh oh, that
Speaker 1: was my favorite joke. Okay, so these are my these
Speaker 1: are the big ones. I want to say. If somebody
Speaker 1: for next week. Okay, today we were talking about how
Speaker 1: Amazon is going to start providing healthcare. They're teaming up
Speaker 1: with um, uh, two other companies. Doesn't you know it
Speaker 1: is not get from that. It's two of the major companies, Berkshire,
Speaker 1: Hathaway at another company. The three of them are gonna
Speaker 1: form a big conglomerate where they're gonna provide healthcare for people,
Speaker 1: affordable and really trying to fix the healthcare problem. So
Speaker 1: I said, if you hired Amazon as your guy, no,
Speaker 1: does that mean your box would have a smile on it?
Speaker 1: That is clever? Thank you. I'll be posting that on
Speaker 1: that right because all their boxes have smiles. Vage joke. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: really you don't say so. I'm gonna give you now
Speaker 1: my favorite joke of the week, which you saw and
Speaker 1: my favorite one that he did. So okay, so top
Speaker 1: of train last week on Friday, the only day I
Speaker 1: was here, like he so he was like he wanted
Speaker 1: to know what awards did you win? And like when
Speaker 1: you were younger, you want like a track and field
Speaker 1: or funniest whatever what. So he kept saying, what top
Speaker 1: awards have you won? What top awards did you win?
Speaker 1: Call now So my joke was Elvis was should have
Speaker 1: said I won a top award. I won an award
Speaker 1: for being a top and he wouldn't do the joke. Now,
Speaker 1: if you understand what that means, God bless you if
Speaker 1: you don't tweet scary, but being a gay man, it
Speaker 1: was a great joke. Now, my favorite joke in the day,
Speaker 1: which he did today, and and uh, you know, I
Speaker 1: shouldn't technically do this because it was it was a
Speaker 1: used joke on the Big Show, not an unused joke
Speaker 1: because a used joke. But I loved it so much
Speaker 1: I just wanted to recreate it for the podcast, and
Speaker 1: I apologies to Elvis, who delivered it perfectly. We were
Speaker 1: talking about a straw and the question was how many
Speaker 1: holes does a straw have? Right? One or two? Because
Speaker 1: the the the argument is is it one hall that
Speaker 1: just goes all the way through? And so Danielle says, well,
Speaker 1: it has one hall and two openings. So I wrote
Speaker 1: the joke that was my nickname in high school for
Speaker 1: Elvis one hole, two openings. We can see why he
Speaker 1: didn't do that. No, he did it. That's the one
Speaker 1: he did. You have headphones on you don't pay attention.
Speaker 1: I was sipping my tea. You were sipping your tea.
Speaker 1: You don't have any kids, you have nothing else to
Speaker 1: worry about. Uh, So I have an update on CVS.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'd like to know what happened. So let's
Speaker 1: by the way, someone tweeted us about the the Agnes
Speaker 1: of Phoenix at the CVS. They went to a CVS.
Speaker 1: Oh it was an email. Oh read the start with
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have to reset this because you guys are
Speaker 1: all listening in order a shout out to Sereny sr
Speaker 1: I and I Sereny who's a huge listener of the
Speaker 1: Morning Show and a huge list of our podcast. And
Speaker 1: he told me that in his mind, the CVS rant
Speaker 1: from last episode was his favorite rant of all time
Speaker 1: on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. So I said, really, you
Speaker 1: liked it more than the uber one and the ups
Speaker 1: one because those were, like I thought those were you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know how gonn to top those? And he said, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've heard those? What the fox Serny,
Speaker 1: what are you doing listening to twenty five if you
Speaker 1: didn't listen to twenty one and twenty three will jump around?
Speaker 1: No jump pain you gotta listen at all. He really
Speaker 1: don't though, because every you because we referenced things before.
Speaker 1: I don't see it as a big deal. You know what,
Speaker 1: Now I gotta reset the VS rant. You don't pause,
Speaker 1: go back and listen to episode Paul, we're waiting. Are
Speaker 1: you done? Wait a second, we don't have to pause.
Speaker 1: They can actually just hit the stop. But go back
Speaker 1: there before you go any further on this podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: does that screw everything up? The listens to place. We'll
Speaker 1: get the listeners we'll get twice when the listeners left
Speaker 1: to come back to this. Yeah it's good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: stop shout out to the people that said A couple
Speaker 1: of people told me, please I apologize. If one of
Speaker 1: our female listeners said she's already listened to episode four times,
Speaker 1: that's a hundred. That's a lot. Thank you, we could use.
Speaker 1: We love the conversation with you and Bobby Flay what
Speaker 1: we call Bobby's Restaurant, and love the CVS ran. Please
Speaker 1: keep stop starting our podcast. We love that. We love
Speaker 1: we start stop just watch no, listen the whole thing
Speaker 1: over and over again. Yeah no, but anyway, as you
Speaker 1: were saying, so, yeah, so short person, CVS the woman
Speaker 1: at the drive through was was an incompupable and well,
Speaker 1: I called her Agnes. I don know what a real
Speaker 1: name was when I said, for the sake of argument,
Speaker 1: I need to have a name, we're gonna call her Agnes.
Speaker 1: So Agnes took my my medical card. Big problem. She
Speaker 1: didn't use complete sentences. I established it. CVS stands for
Speaker 1: can't can't verbalize sentences, right, I think that's what I said,
Speaker 1: A vocalized sentences one of those. I think it was
Speaker 1: verbalized can't verbalized sentences. And I told the story about
Speaker 1: how I paid a hundred and thirty four hours from
Speaker 1: my Z pack and you're like, oh, you're so, who's
Speaker 1: a phone producer? Oh, I only paid like seventy nine
Speaker 1: And I think I told this story in the fifteen
Speaker 1: minute morning she and she's like, well, I went to
Speaker 1: like a cut rate, you know, Bogus ask drug store,
Speaker 1: and they said they their rates are lower than CVS
Speaker 1: on some things. So I'm like, well, it seems awfully
Speaker 1: weird that I paid like fifty five dollars more, but
Speaker 1: for the Z pack like six pills. You actually investigate it.
Speaker 1: I went back to CVS. Yes, shut up, based on
Speaker 1: your rits of telling you she got so my daughter's sick.
Speaker 1: I mentioned, had I went to CVS to get my
Speaker 1: daughter liquid, uh, day quill because the princess can't take
Speaker 1: a pill. I can't swallow a pill, so I have
Speaker 1: to get you know. And then she's I get the liquid.
Speaker 1: I don't like orange. Fuck you you try this orange
Speaker 1: or vomit medicine? Could? She says, why couldn't she get
Speaker 1: me grape? Because grape is up to eleven year old
Speaker 1: and you're older than eleven. I like the grape. You
Speaker 1: don't like the grape when you were eleven and I
Speaker 1: gave you grape, You're like, don't damp better flavors? Drake
Speaker 1: the medicine. Hashtag leave the kids home, shut up. My
Speaker 1: kids won't be sick on the cruise. Oh my god. Kids.
Speaker 1: So while I'm paying for the for the liquid day
Speaker 1: quill orange flavor, I said, I got a questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: co work, So she says, hold on, let me go
Speaker 1: in the system and looked it up. I didn't you know.
Speaker 1: It wasn't Agnes helping me. I was inside the store
Speaker 1: and she says, uh, it looks like your medical benefits
Speaker 1: weren't applied. To the purchase. Who really now, So, when
Speaker 1: you have medical benefits, which I'm hoping most of you do,
Speaker 1: your medical insurance company, your insurance plan, they make a
Speaker 1: deal with all the providers and they so when when
Speaker 1: a doctor says, I take uh United Healthcare, whoever? United
Speaker 1: health Care says, okay, Dr Jones, we're gonna work with you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna bring you United health Care patients. But you
Speaker 1: can't charge more than a D seventy five dollars for
Speaker 1: next right, Yeah, that's how medical benefits, right, so they'll go, well,
Speaker 1: they might charge to twenty five for an X ray
Speaker 1: with a different healthcare provider. That's the deal they worked out.
Speaker 1: So depending on who your insurance company is, you may
Speaker 1: pay different prices for the same drugs. So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: if you're instipated one twenty five and I paid one
Speaker 1: thirty five, well that's the arrangement. So I said, that
Speaker 1: can't be the discount. Or you didn't get a discount,
Speaker 1: you paid full price. What oh I gave I gave.
Speaker 1: I gave Agnes to my card. She says, well, she
Speaker 1: didn't enter it into the system. Agnes's elevators not going
Speaker 1: to do into the system or is I just would say,
Speaker 1: by the way, didn't enter? Is that a big surprise
Speaker 1: to you based on the conversation you have, That's what
Speaker 1: I thought to ask, because Agnes can't verbalize a sentence.
Speaker 1: Due there's a car behind you, Yes there is. What's
Speaker 1: your fucking point, Agnes? By the way, So I have
Speaker 1: no so I said, I kind of blame you. Hold on,
Speaker 1: why should have investigated this if you knew how dumb
Speaker 1: as a box of rocks Agnes was from the beginning,
Speaker 1: and you clearly stated how she was, that you should
Speaker 1: have the problem, you should have asked for somebody else
Speaker 1: to help you at nine thirty other than I. Look,
Speaker 1: I was sick. I could barely see straight. I was
Speaker 1: gonna get a hold. So so how did you solve
Speaker 1: the problem? So I said the woman, Well, can you
Speaker 1: refund me the difference? Because here's my card. I have insurance.
Speaker 1: Clearly I have insurance. And she says, well, if you
Speaker 1: have the original receipt, we can refund you the money.
Speaker 1: If not, we can arrange a credit. We can give
Speaker 1: you a CBS credit. So I said, dude, that was
Speaker 1: a week ago, week ago, a week ago. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: like hip. I know you do. Continue all right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start singing heavy metal songs like every time you
Speaker 1: say okay. So I said, I don't have the receipt,
Speaker 1: so I I'll check. So I went home, went looking
Speaker 1: for my receipt, looking the garbage pail. The garbage is
Speaker 1: out because the garbage goes out, uh, the night before.
Speaker 1: So I went out Tuesday night. So this morning I'm
Speaker 1: looking through the garbage like for this receipt before I
Speaker 1: come to work. I can't find the receipt. So guess what, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna free dessert their ass because they fucked me.
Speaker 1: I didn't suck them. I gave the card and they
Speaker 1: didn't give me a discount. So guess what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: agness their ass and tell them no all contray. Here's
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. You're gonna give me the cash
Speaker 1: back because you fucked up. I didn't sunk up. You
Speaker 1: have a record in your computer of the of of
Speaker 1: the purchase. You say that I paid a hundred thirty
Speaker 1: four hours. It's not I gonna take my word for it.
Speaker 1: You confirmed it. You don't need my receipt. Were running
Speaker 1: like a black market on drugs from sound stuff from
Speaker 1: Audrey coming back for a discount. Well, shit, so I'm
Speaker 1: going there today without my receipt because that was a
Speaker 1: week ago. Keep my receipt for a week. What am
Speaker 1: I a junk collector? You're a horderff. I would need
Speaker 1: medication if you so I didn't keep the bill. If
Speaker 1: you think I need a hunt a fifty five dollar
Speaker 1: credit to CVS. But why I already bought my door
Speaker 1: to a liquid fucking medicine that she's not gonna drink
Speaker 1: because should like it taste orange? God to get this
Speaker 1: when I get home, last for some tampons for you.
Speaker 1: When I get you are get this when I get
Speaker 1: home last? Hold on. When I get home last night,
Speaker 1: I tell my wife. I said, oh, I got I
Speaker 1: got the kid the liquid orange day quill. Oh. I
Speaker 1: texted her right, I texted, I got the day quill.
Speaker 1: I got the whole thing. I got, tell the whole
Speaker 1: thing about they overcharged me and agnes the whole thing.
Speaker 1: So she comes home, she got a CVS bad egg.
Speaker 1: They go. Now, my daughter is unconscious on the couch,
Speaker 1: out cold. She's exhausted, tired and sick. I think she
Speaker 1: used continue so I said she didn't even take the
Speaker 1: day quill because she passed out before before I even
Speaker 1: got her in, got her in the house to the couch,
Speaker 1: out called. So the day quill is on the counter.
Speaker 1: I opened it ready to pour. I called my door
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I got the medicine. She's already out.
Speaker 1: I go, said my wife, and go what's in the
Speaker 1: see she's Oh. I was worried that our daughter wouldn't
Speaker 1: fall asleep, so I went and brought night quill. Wait
Speaker 1: a second, what happens when you mixed day quill and
Speaker 1: night quilt together? You get an afternoon quill? No, I
Speaker 1: don't know. So I'm like, that knocked her out the
Speaker 1: night quill. But I didn't need to give her night quill.
Speaker 1: And get this. The day quote was on sale from
Speaker 1: thirteen dollars to eight ninety nine. I got it. The
Speaker 1: night quote wasn't on sale. She spread fourteen dollars on
Speaker 1: night quill so the kid could sleep. The kids already sleeping,
Speaker 1: already pay four But night quill, she's already. You don't
Speaker 1: need help sleeping when you have the flu? Who can't
Speaker 1: sleep with the flu? Roll number one of the flu?
Speaker 1: Go to sleep and knock your ass out night quill.
Speaker 1: She raised your money. And if I get a store
Speaker 1: credit now, I already own everything I need. Why it
Speaker 1: is store credit for so I can go to CBS.
Speaker 1: You know how much Mountain do? Was? My daughter wanted
Speaker 1: Mountain dew at ten o'clock at night? Do you want
Speaker 1: to diet? Amount? Don said, I'll get your bottle of
Speaker 1: dietmount do? How much subortunity to bottle of soda normal store? Dollar?
Speaker 1: Fuck you on my pant. I wait to uch on
Speaker 1: salive a dollar night at four for five, five or five?
Speaker 1: You know much? A bottle of Mountain is in the
Speaker 1: store seven, So you're getting half your money back if
Speaker 1: you buy it. TV. I'm not buying it TVs. You
Speaker 1: know what I got that bottle of day quill. Now
Speaker 1: at a bottle of night quill. But my daughters on
Speaker 1: the couch sleeping. Fuck you at this? I got mad
Speaker 1: with calling shirts and I have to go back there today.
Speaker 1: You guys, you know what I'm gonna do. Well, my
Speaker 1: wife's stopped looking. I'm gonna return that night quill because
Speaker 1: she didn't open it yet. Why because my daughter was
Speaker 1: already sleeping? Why am I daughter night quill? Please? Aren't
Speaker 1: you want to hear that email. Oh yeah, you can
Speaker 1: talk now, what's the email about? Oh, I'm so mad.
Speaker 1: By the way, you can go back and listen to
Speaker 1: last episode. You could been spend some of that fifty
Speaker 1: five credit on some headache headache fucking medication for me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to mention any any products and fear
Speaker 1: that you think that I'm gonna endorsed them. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: damn right, by the way, you get me if you
Speaker 1: can get me some ass brain for this this past rant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can use some of that with generic. By the way,
Speaker 1: day Quill night uill. CVS not sponsors some Kirkland. You
Speaker 1: get some Kirl Kirkland. I like Kirkland. Oh that's not
Speaker 1: the right over yet. Read the email punk mail talk
Speaker 1: that shows like it's time welcome. You've got mail. You
Speaker 1: always email us. I gotta rant about a well in
Speaker 1: a minute? Did that remind you right there? I'm so
Speaker 1: mad to day Well email addresses the Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Uh so, speaking of the CBS rant,
Speaker 1: did I already rant about a well? I feel like
Speaker 1: I haven't ranted it enough. You might have. I'll save
Speaker 1: it for the next episode. The next episode a O L.
Speaker 1: I'm so mad so and if you judge me of
Speaker 1: using a well f you. Brianna Monies wrote to us boys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: been meeting to write you guys for a while. I
Speaker 1: moved from Arizona from Connecticut three years ago. It's been
Speaker 1: absolutely impossible to adjust. People in lifestyle out here are
Speaker 1: so different from the East Coast. Listen to the morning
Speaker 1: show every day on my heart. It makes me feel
Speaker 1: at home. People tell you this all the time, and
Speaker 1: I realized that we aren't really friends, but actually feel
Speaker 1: like I know you guys. I talk about you all
Speaker 1: to my boyfriend and my family as if we're bfs.
Speaker 1: I get my I got my co workers to listen
Speaker 1: to the podcast. Yeah, I love that they won't. I
Speaker 1: would try and get them, but they just won't. They
Speaker 1: won't because they just won't get it. No, that hence
Speaker 1: to get so. I was about to say, yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: I disagree with you. Other I would say, more than
Speaker 1: half all listeners are not from New York. I don't
Speaker 1: have to be from New York to understandable introduce your
Speaker 1: co workers to our podcast. We'd like to remember we're
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys. But this isn't about Brooklyn. She also
Speaker 1: goes on to say that she she understands why the
Speaker 1: morning show is not on in Phoenix because the people
Speaker 1: out here just wouldn't get you. We used to be
Speaker 1: on in Phoenix. Yeah, anyway, Yeah, I actually introduced my
Speaker 1: boyfriend or your podcast last night. I started him out
Speaker 1: with the CVS rant because I knew he could relate.
Speaker 1: We can relate. Whoa it's who he was in tears.
Speaker 1: You went to CVS to pick up prescription for me
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago and decided to go inside the
Speaker 1: agon of this Phoenix location tells we helped the people
Speaker 1: in the drive through first. He then proceeds to wait
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes and before he finally yells to her, so
Speaker 1: if I go outside and get in my car drive
Speaker 1: to the drive through, will I be helped faster? Then
Speaker 1: he took care of him, But I mean, really too bad.
Speaker 1: You can't get free dessert from the pharmacy. Well, Brodie's
Speaker 1: proving right here every minute that you can squeeze blood
Speaker 1: out of a rock. You can't if you can get
Speaker 1: a gift card. If you can. By the way, I
Speaker 1: am being overwhelmed and bombarded with people getting free dessert
Speaker 1: everywhere they go. Save it for your book, even as
Speaker 1: not even free desserts. Anyway, I want to let you
Speaker 1: guys know, um, I love listening, seriously feel the two
Speaker 1: of you are part of my family. The two of
Speaker 1: you argue with each other. Oh, and the way Scary
Speaker 1: talks to his parents. God, I just love it. That
Speaker 1: clip of Scary giving his mom directions to the station
Speaker 1: kills me every single time I hear it. I know
Speaker 1: Bethany and Elvis get on you guys for the yelling,
Speaker 1: but it's a like it's a bad thing, But I
Speaker 1: have to say it's so refreshing. It's so honestly the
Speaker 1: most calming, relaxing and thoroughly entertaining podcasts out there. How
Speaker 1: is us yelling and screaming calming and relaxing anyway? Being
Speaker 1: so far away from my family so it's insanely hard.
Speaker 1: Listening to you guys make me feel like I have
Speaker 1: a piece of home with me miles away. Keep doing
Speaker 1: what you're doing at Brianna. I love that email. By
Speaker 1: the way, speaking of people who like our podcast, we've
Speaker 1: asked you guys to please review us on iTunes. You know,
Speaker 1: a little five star action stays up nice and you have.
Speaker 1: We've gotten, oh my god, so many amazing reviews, really
Speaker 1: well written and complimentary reviews on iTunes. iTunes does not
Speaker 1: let you copy and paste or print. This is true,
Speaker 1: so I can't unless I bring my laptop in here.
Speaker 1: We do want you to write a review on iTunes,
Speaker 1: so we need as many as we can possibly get
Speaker 1: because we still have not broken the Apple iTunes two
Speaker 1: hundred charts Top two hundred. I last I checked, okay,
Speaker 1: and you know what else pissed me off and said,
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is my computer. iTunes in general,
Speaker 1: but since we've been doing this podcast, when you go
Speaker 1: on iTunes, do a little drop down for podcasts and
Speaker 1: you search the Brooklyn Boys. Okay, we used to come
Speaker 1: up all of our episodes. Now some fox called the
Speaker 1: Bowery Boys are coming up in the search results before
Speaker 1: we are. How's that possible? We have Brooklyn in our time,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So in the description they must
Speaker 1: have the word Brooklyn. Well, guess what, Bowery Boys, fuck you,
Speaker 1: number one. You're not as funny as we are. I
Speaker 1: don't have to know that to know that. Second of all,
Speaker 1: they're not Brooklyn. The title, and third of all, f
Speaker 1: you Apple having an algorithm search result that comes up bogus.
Speaker 1: We're the Brooklyn Boys, and fuck you Alexa if you're
Speaker 1: listening to us on an Alexa. I did not say
Speaker 1: the word no. I didn't use the word stop and
Speaker 1: her name. When you go to your Alexa and say
Speaker 1: on I Heart Radio play the Brooklyn Boys podcast M channel,
Speaker 1: it plays Brooklyn Boys e d M radio channel. I
Speaker 1: don't want that. I want my podcast. How do we
Speaker 1: correct that? The I Heart geniuses are working on It's
Speaker 1: an Alexa issue. So Michael Manginello submitted an email to
Speaker 1: our Facebook page. We do have a Facebook a Manganello
Speaker 1: Manganello like Joel Manganello, have an Italian at Mike the
Speaker 1: We do have a Facebook page at the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: You can go there by the way you want to
Speaker 1: talk about a really like a deserted island, the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn Boys on Facebook. We got We told
Speaker 1: you we don't need a Facebook page here, but we
Speaker 1: have it. It's there anyway, he said the email through it.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna you're but evening, guys, I need your advice.
Speaker 1: Dropped five hundred bucks on a catering order for holiday
Speaker 1: Christmas party on December nine. Earlier in the day there
Speaker 1: was slight snow, but nothing substantial. Well, the order was
Speaker 1: twenty minutes late after guests arrived, and I left a
Speaker 1: negative review on Facebook and yelp, and I need your
Speaker 1: advice on my next step. The food was overly bland
Speaker 1: with no seasoning and arrived late. So Michael is having
Speaker 1: a free dessert problem right here on the podcast. So
Speaker 1: we spent five dars on catering for a holiday Christmas party. Well,
Speaker 1: I've been a month and a half since that that episode,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I don't know if he gets
Speaker 1: free dessert on this one. An opinion, I don't think
Speaker 1: they did anything. Here's here's what I'm thinking. Here's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. By the way, I'm gonna have you. I
Speaker 1: love how we went in on them. Yeah, yelp. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck these people. I'm gonna have to start
Speaker 1: charging at some point for this advice. Yeah. So here's
Speaker 1: what I would say. Twenty minutes late is a relatively
Speaker 1: acceptable amount of time if it's snowing. However, if they're
Speaker 1: a catering business, it depends on what like you were
Speaker 1: like the eighth stop. Maybe it's slowed them down a
Speaker 1: little a minute here, a minute there, it ends up
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. Did they call and say, hey, we're running
Speaker 1: a little late. We're sorry, and and here's a free
Speaker 1: tray of cookies give me a little something for being late.
Speaker 1: Number two? Did it really affect the party that the
Speaker 1: food was only twenty minutes late? Like? Did did you
Speaker 1: want the food before? Like a big thing happened and
Speaker 1: it sucked everything up? I you can order for free dessert.
Speaker 1: There has to be emotional damage. Were you having a
Speaker 1: brisk and once the kid got his dick snipped? Who
Speaker 1: wanted to have the food? Reading It wasn't will you
Speaker 1: will you sit? We were like, were you mourning of
Speaker 1: the loss of a loved one and you are upset
Speaker 1: and there was no food? Like, what's the traumatic experience?
Speaker 1: Now that's part of it. The second part is if
Speaker 1: the food sucked ass you should be able to call
Speaker 1: them up and say, listen, Mike. I'm assuming Mike is
Speaker 1: the name of the guy at the catering hall. There
Speaker 1: all name Mike. Listen, Mike, you're catering I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: I heard good things I was hoping to book you
Speaker 1: for my next party in a couple of weeks. My
Speaker 1: office body, Uh, it wasn't great. It was I just
Speaker 1: I wasn't other people. Other people at the party commented,
Speaker 1: I felt like it's a bad look on me. A
Speaker 1: good reputable place. You might say, hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: let's try again, or I'll give you a small refund.
Speaker 1: You should be able to say something wasn't good. And
Speaker 1: by the way, I hope they eat didn't just one
Speaker 1: star their asses just because the food was twenty minute late.
Speaker 1: The problem the problem might have with yelp, people will
Speaker 1: immediately like reduce it to one star. Look because Liam
Speaker 1: speaking of one starle and Payne just walked, there's a
Speaker 1: star stars because he's should we have them come in
Speaker 1: for the book and Boys podcast? Let him do their thing.
Speaker 1: They had record interviews. Yeah, we're too big for them.
Speaker 1: Different across the pond. They're British. Would they get us.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they would get us. You know,
Speaker 1: actually I think Liam might. Liam. Liam was so good,
Speaker 1: Rita was kick ass this morning to you both. I
Speaker 1: like them both very much. So. There's one last email
Speaker 1: from Lauren Burger. She's part of the tried Team Brody.
Speaker 1: Hashtag Team Brody. Right up she right tribe? Ye nice
Speaker 1: hashtag tribe though she didn't, but she's hashtag team Brody. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's a Burger. What you expect? Really, she's Jewish. You
Speaker 1: don't have to be yes, a Jewish not not not
Speaker 1: a cheeseburger if you're Raxenburger like that, I on cheers.
Speaker 1: He's not Jewish, he's not Jewish. I don't believe. But Burger,
Speaker 1: you're Jewish if you're Burger b e r g e r.
Speaker 1: I don't thinkweet. I think are all people named Burger Jewish?
Speaker 1: Question mark? Well, the Hamburger is gonna come up, and
Speaker 1: then it's gonna be no, no, hold on, let's see Burger.
Speaker 1: The Burger king isn't Jewish, obviously, hold on, um, it's
Speaker 1: it's could be German. Let's see. I gotta go Burger.
Speaker 1: Family history German, English and Dutch status named for a
Speaker 1: freeman of a borough, especially one who was a member
Speaker 1: of its governing blah blah blah. It's high in German Dutch.
Speaker 1: I think burgers are Jewish. No, not always, and it's
Speaker 1: certainly not a Hamburger. Well, she starts oh, she started
Speaker 1: the I didn't even look at the freaking email. The
Speaker 1: subject was I crashed while listening. But the first line
Speaker 1: of the email is Jewish girl from Brooklyn here hashtag tribe. Okay,
Speaker 1: but not doesn't guarantee it all right, but that she's
Speaker 1: also team Brody because of the tribe. She says, No,
Speaker 1: she's broking some funny. Well there's that, by the way,
Speaker 1: But you're funny, I mean, which is redundant. I love
Speaker 1: the people that tweet us. So you guys run Hollywood
Speaker 1: and scoms. You noticed that every writer general every late
Speaker 1: night talk show look at the credits and not true.
Speaker 1: They're a Jewish because it's true, not true. And I'm
Speaker 1: generalizing reporting for duty, generalized generalized reporting. Anyway, listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast today, I heard Scary say be dazzled. I
Speaker 1: held my breath and Brody did not disappoint. As soon
Speaker 1: as I started correcting my head laughing, rear ended the
Speaker 1: guy in front of me. Holy sh it. No, but
Speaker 1: because of that line, but totally worth it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: do we owe her free dessert? Are we the cause
Speaker 1: of her accident? She could come after us, She come
Speaker 1: after you for saying be dazzled when it's because it's pronounced.
Speaker 1: But but you were the one that made it, made
Speaker 1: the funny, so you were the cause of her laughter.
Speaker 1: Therefore you were the cause of me forcing to make
Speaker 1: a laughter. You might have to replace the guy's bumpercause
Speaker 1: Lauren crashed into her. Now, anytime you hit somebody in
Speaker 1: the back, you're responsible. Do people really get into accidents
Speaker 1: over We've had that pulled over for speeding, peeing in
Speaker 1: their pants. Well, I've heard of people with loose bowels. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we hear that a lot. Makeup running down my I
Speaker 1: got to reply my mimscara from laughing so much. M
Speaker 1: you hear that we have an effect on people. I
Speaker 1: just came to this epiphany. I just had this epiphany.
Speaker 1: I corrected myself before you could make up running down
Speaker 1: my face? What's that from? It's gotta be some freaking
Speaker 1: to have death metal song from the not death metal.
Speaker 1: It's kiss from Psycho the song Psycho Circus from the
Speaker 1: album of the same name. Man, you're digging deep in
Speaker 1: the crates there, that's digging kiss. Yeah, the amplifiers thought
Speaker 1: to hum come on, not mainstream. I don't know kiss.
Speaker 1: Kiss isn't mainstream and roll over the two eighteen. Kiss
Speaker 1: isn't mainstream, but they used to be the biggest band
Speaker 1: on the planet used to be and people still know them.
Speaker 1: Gene Simmons was on reality shows. He's only he was
Speaker 1: an apprentice, Family Jewels, his son's hot. People know is something?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't know that reference? No, but you sing songs. People
Speaker 1: don't like how you say yeah, you know about a
Speaker 1: week ago we could go. People know that hip hop song.
Speaker 1: I hope it's uh exactly the same people who do.
Speaker 1: I ain't got no type. Yeah, okay, great, Yeah. Now
Speaker 1: put that person you can't think of up against kiss.
Speaker 1: Someone's gonna tell me what it is. This Target sells
Speaker 1: shirts of this hip hop guy. You can't remember. Target
Speaker 1: sells kiss shirts. Man, Now you kisses in the Rock
Speaker 1: and Roll Hall of Fame? I know? And the person
Speaker 1: I man? Is it Ray Shremmerd. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: You don't even know big shot mainstream. My ask you
Speaker 1: can't remember who it is? Lyrics? I have no idea
Speaker 1: pull up. See if Psycho Circus is in there by
Speaker 1: kiss Psycho Circus. Psycho Circus is we have a classic
Speaker 1: rock station down the whole all put the mic on
Speaker 1: for daniel Dello. Yeah, yeah, pull up, pull up, hold on,
Speaker 1: get okay, hold on kicking. Why do they lock this
Speaker 1: freaking door at noon? At locks? Elvis doesn't really be
Speaker 1: in the studio, Danielle, hold on, Danelle Delo, I need
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Get on the mic in anyone,
Speaker 1: the one that's lit up, the one that's read. Danielle Delilo.
Speaker 1: How you doing, Happy fucking birthday, New York. He's from
Speaker 1: Long Island, New York. Right, I am good. Okay, So
Speaker 1: we need you to settle something for us. Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: what is your role here in the I Heart Family?
Speaker 1: My role is a promotions director director. Yeah, okay. If
Speaker 1: you think daniel Monaro has an accent on our show,
Speaker 1: you've heard nothing until you've heard Danielle Delone. Nothing nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing shut you. Okay. Do you have do you have
Speaker 1: you have? When she was an intern? Frost, you have
Speaker 1: interned Danielle. Yeah, So every summer I have interned some
Speaker 1: around the country because they all come to New York
Speaker 1: to intern, so I have them record. It's something. It's
Speaker 1: a sentence, a couple of sentences that a very stereotypical
Speaker 1: phrasing that people from around the country say differently. You
Speaker 1: have it. Yeah, not fast enough though, this computer slow
Speaker 1: Astern accent intern accent game. Okay, I'm pulling it up
Speaker 1: right now. This was an unplanned bit. Okay. So, so
Speaker 1: Danielle is here because we have celebrities in the building
Speaker 1: and you help, you assist with theirs. So here's Danielle
Speaker 1: back many many years ago. Play it. This is daniel Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm an intern for Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 1: I am now going to get a glass of water,
Speaker 1: a cup of coffee, and a bagel and put them
Speaker 1: in my shopping bag. Then I'm going to go for
Speaker 1: a ride in a taxi cab to Long Island while
Speaker 1: eating an apple. I do not have an accent. By
Speaker 1: the way, I feel like you should have ended that
Speaker 1: with your dirty I really feel that that was coming
Speaker 1: out of your mouth next, because women I know that
Speaker 1: talk like that usually end Okay. So after she recorded that,
Speaker 1: she looks at me she goes on have a fucking accent, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's exactly what I said. Tom So
Speaker 1: Scary constantly takes sentences that we that happened to pop
Speaker 1: up in conversation, and if the lyrics to a hip
Speaker 1: hop song. He starts trying to wrap them like today.
Speaker 1: For instance, on my snapchat, which is active right now,
Speaker 1: because he's so street, Garrett was having a baby and
Speaker 1: I was trying to get the name out of him.
Speaker 1: So my caption was baby popping on the charts. What's
Speaker 1: that from? I don't know, b from the song no
Speaker 1: Limit Easy? Yeah? Okay, but she says something else, so
Speaker 1: he popping off the charts. It wasn't place. So he
Speaker 1: did it again? You did another one. I said something,
Speaker 1: and he said she He said something happened to me
Speaker 1: about a week ago. I said a week ago? A
Speaker 1: week ago? So I'm looking at him. Funny, right, you
Speaker 1: don't know anything. And then Scary says something about she's
Speaker 1: reading an email and the person writing email says, oh,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the podcast so much. I was laughing so hard.
Speaker 1: There was the makeup that was makeup running down my face.
Speaker 1: So I said, the makeup running down my face. You're
Speaker 1: in the psycho circus by kiss right, So he goes.
Speaker 1: He says, so he says, kissesn't mainstream, So I said, really,
Speaker 1: who sings that song that you were just singing? He
Speaker 1: doesn't know, He can't remember, but it's a it's a
Speaker 1: popular lyric from pop culture. This You see. The problem
Speaker 1: is you gave her the answer to the kissing. My
Speaker 1: point is he said kiss isn't mainstream now, They're not
Speaker 1: on the top of the world right now. But would
Speaker 1: you would have to say average American knows who kisses,
Speaker 1: would recognize a picture of them and go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's kiss, stick out that tongue. Yes, she would name kiss.
Speaker 1: She's gonna say rock and roll night because it was
Speaker 1: featuring guitar hero I never even played guitar play here.
Speaker 1: The only guitar I play is on my leg. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's got g string name name a kiss song? Well,
Speaker 1: I know, I got about a hundred in the puter.
Speaker 1: But the way your song you just mentioned is not
Speaker 1: in the computer because it was a really obscure reference.
Speaker 1: Isn't an obscure reference if you're a fan of that
Speaker 1: kind of music, but it listen to this podcast of
Speaker 1: that music. Uh, Pauli Pavilion is Pauli Pavilion Know, I
Speaker 1: know he's listening. Who set me a kiss gift for
Speaker 1: my birthday? Well, okay, I got he got just based
Speaker 1: on the gift I knew what song they was singing
Speaker 1: with no audio. So Danielle kiss song Beth, Yeah, how
Speaker 1: you doing Beth cyring up Detroit Rock City with the
Speaker 1: dual guitars? Come on, you got that. One of the
Speaker 1: best intros ever, the best interest to a song, no
Speaker 1: from that era. It's great. There's one guitar and you
Speaker 1: have like this, you have your headphones on and then
Speaker 1: the second guitar comes in in your other ear. It's great.
Speaker 1: Is this there's an LP version? Just play the damn
Speaker 1: song by Detroit Rock City by kiss all right here?
Speaker 1: This one help version may have talking now anyway. My
Speaker 1: point is I at least know who I'm quoting. Does
Speaker 1: nothing for me. I thought you were gonna say you
Speaker 1: you were gonna caption have a baby by me, baby
Speaker 1: be a millionaire? Who? Who? What you know that fifty
Speaker 1: cents song? I thought you would have said Garrett would
Speaker 1: have said, you know, have a baby by me, baby
Speaker 1: a millionaire. I don't know that one. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: know one anyway. Daniel Thank you, Hey, thanks, it's nice
Speaker 1: seeing you. Love. You're doing it for the super Bowl
Speaker 1: this weekend. You know, I was asking everybody what they
Speaker 1: were doing, and I mean they're having parties and stuff,
Speaker 1: but I ain't going. Why you can't You can't say,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry kidding? What are you doing? I really don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what are you doing? Are you throwing
Speaker 1: a party? A party? Are you trowing a party? That
Speaker 1: our accent was thick? No, mine is very thick, very thick.
Speaker 1: So that's not that's not a d h not a date.
Speaker 1: Your accent is dick. You got a dick accent, you
Speaker 1: know what. We had another debate on the podcast a
Speaker 1: little while ago. If you made a habit of texting,
Speaker 1: next you gonna find But let's say you you texted
Speaker 1: me a lot and you kept using the wrong your
Speaker 1: Oh I hate that, okay, But let's say you did right? Okay,
Speaker 1: you hate it? Right, I hate Let's say a friend
Speaker 1: of yours on a scale it want to tender about
Speaker 1: a seven. You see them every month or so, a
Speaker 1: good friend, occasionally hang out whatever, Right, every time they
Speaker 1: text you, they use the wrong your if drives you crazy? Right?
Speaker 1: Would you say something to them? Would thank you? What
Speaker 1: would you say? I'd say, use the right? You are right?
Speaker 1: But he's being a pussy of all people in this building.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to confront his friend. I feel like
Speaker 1: he's a grown person. I shouldn't at this point. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's not my place. How does it feel
Speaker 1: brody all of a sudden, has like feelings feeling right
Speaker 1: exactly brody of all people. So you're saying, you're saying
Speaker 1: tro caution to the wind, and just tell him. I
Speaker 1: would just tell him straight up and say, yo, why
Speaker 1: don't you use the right? You are the apostrophee goes here?
Speaker 1: If you are talking about you are what goes there?
Speaker 1: The okay? Okay, yeah, what do you say? I thought
Speaker 1: you said postrophe? What have you ever had consideration for
Speaker 1: anyone's feelings? I always have considerations of people's feelings unless
Speaker 1: they screw me at CVS or UPS or FedEx or
Speaker 1: a restaurant, a restaurant, arrest right or right or uber
Speaker 1: uber Right. Brodie just took a victory ship. You know
Speaker 1: what that is? That's like you feel like you've done
Speaker 1: a great podcast and you've done something. Okay, so we
Speaker 1: didn't realize this. We used to scary light. We Our
Speaker 1: job as executive producers is to add to the show,
Speaker 1: whether it's writing jokes or suggesting a topic or or
Speaker 1: saying a story that happened in our life, and then
Speaker 1: after we present it and it goes over. Well, we
Speaker 1: didn't realize this, but we we have sodas and drinks around.
Speaker 1: We would just go like, oh, like that my joke.
Speaker 1: He was just now right, But you don't realize it's
Speaker 1: subconsciously you're just taking a drink. But we realized it's
Speaker 1: a victory set. It's called the victory sip. Like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just had a great phone tap. Everybody loved the
Speaker 1: victory victory set. Now we do it on purpose, but
Speaker 1: we didn't realize what we're doing. It's like, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: so when these headphones come off and the mics go off,
Speaker 1: I think we should all take a victory sip because
Speaker 1: I thought today was podcast was pretty cool. There's good
Speaker 1: Now this is now all the podcast. I know you
Speaker 1: love both of us, Brody and Scary. I love both
Speaker 1: of you. I love Scary and Brody, but I love
Speaker 1: Brody and Scary. Yeah, she love and Scary. No, but
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest here, careful, be honest. I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest. That's what we are about, honestly and transparency.
Speaker 1: I've known Scary like twenty years but who's made more
Speaker 1: of an impact on your life? Continue? Continue? Did bring
Speaker 1: me in here? You did bring me in here? But
Speaker 1: I okay, that's fine, but continue. That's you interrupted her story. Beautiful,
Speaker 1: I'm beautiful and bright. You know that? Thank you said
Speaker 1: that you're diverting her. What was the last time you
Speaker 1: told Danielle she was beautiful? Albright? Come on, Danielle? Uh
Speaker 1: not in a couple of weeks. Yeah, it's been weeks. Yes,
Speaker 1: And when he says it, it's crazy. About a week ago.
Speaker 1: We could go, we could go. Who sings that? You
Speaker 1: still don't know? You haven't even googled it? Because I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to google because the listeners are gonna do
Speaker 1: it for me. Danielle, it's been queen having you here.
Speaker 1: We gotta shut the You're gotta shut the podcast down
Speaker 1: with us. I don't want to all I was asking
Speaker 1: her question and then we can shut it down episodes.
Speaker 1: By the way, shut it down? You know that song? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who sings the hip hop version the song? Shut it down?
Speaker 1: Shut and shut it down? Look that up? Okay, what's
Speaker 1: up of the twenty six episodes you're now part of
Speaker 1: this one? How many of the first twenty five. Have
Speaker 1: you heard I've heard about ten to fifteen? Now you
Speaker 1: listening in order? Yeah? Yeah, girl number one zero? Why
Speaker 1: would I Why would I go for nagling around to
Speaker 1: give the other ones? Why wouldn't I listen to the right?
Speaker 1: Why would she jump around? Jump around? How the pain?
Speaker 1: Exactly right? Now? That's a popular reference for cris cross them.
Speaker 1: You're gonna tell me how some pain? You don't mean
Speaker 1: you didn't jump jump to the next episode? No tell
Speaker 1: me how? No no no no is a more popular
Speaker 1: musical act than kiss for our for the people listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast. Yes, because because it's still played to
Speaker 1: this day in bars around the country. They are, I mean,
Speaker 1: how's the pain is? Still? It's when is your song
Speaker 1: ever played in a bar? What bar are you going to? Do?
Speaker 1: You ever go to the boardy bond? You go to
Speaker 1: you go to east? That's a long island. They play
Speaker 1: both Actually listen, you go right. They're gonna play rock
Speaker 1: and roll all night, they are, Yeah, but that might play.
Speaker 1: They might play cold Gin because it's got alcohol in
Speaker 1: the time. You're not going to play the song that
Speaker 1: you reference, which who's more like four? Because it's not
Speaker 1: in our computer system. Well, No, Psycho Circus wasn't a
Speaker 1: big hit, but if you're a Kiss fan, it was
Speaker 1: the title track of the Olt The Comeback, rambled on,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying led Zeppelin rambling on. They see what
Speaker 1: I did there? I wouldn't. I came into your world,
Speaker 1: you did, but you still can't reference the world you
Speaker 1: already in. You can't remember whose things and you know
Speaker 1: she's from Long Island. Yeah fro you did a little
Speaker 1: too early. Where are you from? Danielle? Boys, Boys,