WEBVTT - #26: YOUR Wrong. No I'm Not. Yes YOU'RE Wrong 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.320 You can win this one. I'm not going No, we didn't. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:04.920 We were even we were truce. It is the last one. 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:06.559 I I just started with the with the theme. I 0:00:06.600 --> 0:00:08.799 didn't even so no Brodian scary this week. I see 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:10.400 what you did there. But that's not cool because I 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:13.000 was called a truce. Yeah no, I totally we should 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:15.120 have a truce. No Brodyan scary, no scam Brody, none 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:18.680 of that. You just said Brotan scary first before, so 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:21.280 did you thanks that thought show? Let's go. But that's 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:23.360 not right. I didn't tell you what to say, you 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:25.400 said it. What if we just didn't say anything? Like 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:29.080 the last podcast, number twenty five started without anything. It 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:31.560 was just the music. Let's just go. I think we 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:33.360 should go. We get the whole thing out of the 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:35.680 way with the Brodian scary scam Brodi, it's done, move 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:37.400 on into jingle. Then why wouldn't you say it the 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:39.120 other way first? Because it's rolling that way? You know me, 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:44.120 I'm good with grammar. Speaking of which, up Star up, 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:51.400 Broken music stuff, start up, Broken books data, they're making 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:58.360 noise data up episode. It's the brook Boys podcast. Now. 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:01.040 This is the episode that was posted do this week. 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:05.320 The one we did on Monday was technically the one 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:09.520 from last week, that's right. But people are calling this 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:12.679 one free dessert, so this is another one another but 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.040 it's not. But even it's not even see that that's 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.040 the problem, right, it's not really free. Well, it's free 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.080 dessert if you go by week, yeah, because you get 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.200 two in one week. Right, But if this was the 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.959 last one was last week's episode and this one is 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:26.720 this week's episode, then you didn't You didn't get your 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:28.400 free dessert. We burned your steak, and we brought you 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:30.200 a new one. We brought you a steak four days 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:34.760 late because we did sow them another one. Should we 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:38.680 do a third one? Why not to I'll get in 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.280 the studio. You can't have that meeting tomorrow, okay? Well, 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:44.319 super Bowl Sunday this weekend, and and and so we're 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.240 gonna I gotta get out of here early. Actually, so 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:47.880 I don't even know if I can do another one. 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:52.200 But at some point somewhere we owe them free dessert. Now, 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:54.960 you're a Giants fan and I'm a Jets fan. Now, 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:58.680 I gave a theory on the on the air that 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.720 my friends agreed with, and I don't I know it 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:06.320 doesn't plan everybody. Well, the Patriots and the Eagles are 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:10.600 pretty much the two biggest enemies of the Jets and 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:14.320 the Giants absolutely, by the way, when they were both found. 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.240 When I found out both were going to the Super Bowl, 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:18.800 I said, exactly what you're about to say. I understand 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:20.440 if you're look, I don't want to bore you. This 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:23.600 is really a football thing, Jets. The Jet fans hate 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:26.040 the Dolphins and they hate the Bills, but right now 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:28.320 they really hate the Patriots because the Patriots always win 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:30.880 and they're in the East and the and the Giants 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:33.360 are in the NFC East. Now, look, they hate they 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.720 have a rivalry with the Cowboys and the Redskins. But 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.800 because the Phillies of Phillies, Philly is so close to 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:42.120 New York, there's a really close rivalry there. Those who 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:48.079 are closest rivalry, You're really fucked because well it's here's 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:51.320 the thing. As a Jets fan, I want the Patriots 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:55.280 to lose, so I'm gonna root for the Eagles. And 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.919 on my team wears green and the Eagles wear green. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:02.280 I feel like there's uh a symboli, a symbolism and 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:06.280 a sympatico. I feel like they're synergy. I'm gonna be 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.040 an Eagles fan. Plus, I have a lot of family 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:10.120 that lives in Philly and they and I've always got 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:14.160 to Eagles games videos. Now, the Giants, Giants fans who 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:16.760 have beaten the Patriots twice in the Super Bowl, have 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:18.840 no reason to hate the Patriots other than everyone hates 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:21.880 the Patriots if you but as NFC rivals of the Eagle, 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:24.200 want the root for the Eagles, so you will root 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:27.400 for the Patriots. And now the interesting thing there is 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.560 what are the team callers of the Giants. They're blue 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:33.360 and white, red, white and blue and the Patriots, so 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:37.480 you have a cross of both teams are both rivals. 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:40.680 You think Jets fans for the Eagles, Giants fans for 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:42.920 the Patriots. But now I know the people are well, 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:44.640 I'm a Giants fan. I hate the Patriots. You don't 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:47.480 have a reason hate the Patriots because you beat them twice. Well, 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.560 everyone hates the Patriots because they win, because they're manning 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:52.400 beat them twice. They're the Yankees of the NF I 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:54.280 understand that. But if the Patriots beat the Giants, and 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:56.280 this is not gonna be a football podcast, but if 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.480 the Patriots beat the Giants. I get why you'd hate them, 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:03.200 but the Giants upset them twice and beat them. So 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:06.520 as a Giant fan, you don't want the Eagles to win. Well, 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:09.160 I gotta be honest. I'm a Giants fan and I'm 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:12.600 rooting for the Patriots because I bet on them. Whatever 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:16.160 it takes, manages, I got wages. What are they giving 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.719 them five and a half point? It was four and 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:19.640 a half. I thought they got in five and a 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:24.479 half the line moved. So I need the Patriots to win. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:26.600 I need him to win and and cover the spread. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:30.120 I need anyone but Tom Brady to win. Not already. 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:32.200 I don't hate him. He don't hate Tom Brady. He 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.160 doesn't need another one. He's got a hot wife. He's 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:39.120 got a hot wife. He's got five rings already. How many? 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:42.200 Oh did you see the memes going around with Tom 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:46.520 Brady with six fingers because case he wins again, case 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:50.479 he wins again, it's all good. Listen, and we have 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:52.960 a lot of fans that listen to this podcast in 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.159 New England. We might be pissing them off right now. Listen. 0:04:55.160 --> 0:05:00.640 If you're okay, you know you get some If you're 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:03.400 a Patriots fan, regardless of where you live in the country. 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:05.560 You know, I don't like your team. I'm a Jets fan. 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:07.920 But you guys have won five Super Bowls. You don't 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.320 have to care what I think. Yeah, you don't. Plus, 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:13.360 I'm more more in for the food you are, I 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.880 really am. But I can't do that this year. Oh well, yeah, 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:18.800 I don't want to play that that lousy jingle, So 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:21.120 I'm not gonna make a great jingle. But you are 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.640 on a weight loss program. But you're on a weight 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.560 loss program for the past five years, every winter, every winter, 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:28.680 every super Bowl, you haven't been able to indulge in 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:30.920 enjoy yourself. I eat the crew to tay. Why don't you? 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.919 Why don't you uh do your fat lost program starting 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:36.120 in February? What's the difference? Awful? Because then it rolls 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:39.640 into April and then April you know, then spring is 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:42.560 here you start going out to How about super Bowl Monday? 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:46.880 You start? No, way, no, because then what about what 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:49.120 about Easter? You know I can't eat on Easter. I 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:52.480 can eat on it, I don't count. That's but you 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:55.840 know Eastern pass Over Jewish No, still that you eat 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.360 on't pass Over too? So yeah, I'd bet eat a way. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:02.600 You would give up the monster January one, you would 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:04.160 give up. You would give up the monster. I give 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:07.680 up the mons, not mots of balls, just the mots. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:10.400 I can take them. Bra. What is motza? Mazza bra 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:14.720 is basically and by the way, I'm saying basically because 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:19.120 I'm actually narrowing down the ingredients because right now, because 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.880 I'm saying actually basically right, it's not a fil word. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:25.919 If you if you at its core, Mazza bri is 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:29.440 scrambled eggs with matza thrown in that that sounds so 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.600 good to me. It's like bread and eggs. But it's 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:34.159 like montsa egg It's really good because the montster gives 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.000 a little bit of crunch and then you can put 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:37.960 some people put maple syrup on it or catch up. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.479 Really I put both catchup or not both. I don't 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:42.440 mix my maple syrup, but catch up, you know. By 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:43.919 the way, shout out to all the people that have 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:47.000 made catch up references on my Twitter and my Instagram. 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:49.680 Uh And also I want to special thank you yesterday 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:52.120 as we were taping this on the thirty one of January, 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:57.600 yesterday was my birthday and I got happy birthday. Thank you. 0:06:57.080 --> 0:07:01.400 You never remember I wish a happy birthday on Monday, 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:05.800 and I said, is this happy birthday wish? Okay? And 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:07.840 good for tomorrow when it is your birthday, when I 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:10.760 will forget because guess what I forgot on your birthday? Yes, 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:14.600 you said, yes, wishing you a happy pre birthday on Monday. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:19.160 When I actually remembered was but if we didn't work together, right, 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:21.560 if you weren't gonna see me on my birthday, then 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:23.440 wishing me a happy birthday day before, it's like, oh, 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:25.400 you're not gonna see me. That's great. You see me 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:29.640 every day, right, so you could have remembered. Plus your 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:32.920 birthday is four days after mine, so all you have 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:34.400 to remember is, oh, my birthday is coming up. I 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:37.080 bet Brodie's is coming up. That's right, Okay, I should 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:38.280 put that in my account. You should put that in 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:40.000 your You wouldn't kill you put that in your counting 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:46.520 your iPhone, my phone. Yeah, but thank you everyone that 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:49.240 wished me happy birthday and and and happy I hope 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:52.520 it was a good one. What did you do? Uh? 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:55.240 I worked? I worked in the morning. You didn't do 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:58.160 anything spectacular, anything out of the order, you know, I wasn'tna. 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:00.640 So two of my daughters came in yesterday to meet 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:06.200 Kyala Settle, who's from the Greatest Showman Fantastic movie. They 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:08.560 love the soundtrack, love her. So we were gonna go 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:11.360 to Chinatown here in New York and walk around with 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:14.400 a black trap black top black black black tap, black 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:17.440 tap burgers and shikes place with the line out the 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:19.440 door around the block because of a BuzzFeed one of 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:23.560 the most uh instagrammed locations in New York. Really is unbelievable. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:25.200 But then my daughter got sick and we had to 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:28.080 go home. So then I had to work writing. Uh. 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:30.320 Some of you guys know I write for our company 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:33.000 as a national division, where I write comedy for radio 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:36.720 stations around the country, song parodies, spoof commercials for hip 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:43.920 hop stations, country, sports, rock, oldies, UM pop, and so 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:48.599 I was writing um super Bowl stuff yesterday. See I 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:51.000 had to work. I have a problem because my birthday 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.160 comes three or four days after yours, right for always 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:58.760 four always yea doesn't change. Thirty days had September, April, June, 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:03.320 and November. All the rest have thirty one except February alone, 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:05.760 which has twenty eight days clear and twenty nine and 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.880 each weep here. So yeah, January days. I know it 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.800 doesn't how I remember being an adult and just remember 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.400 the months it could be, But thirty days has some temper. 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:16.839 April June thirty days has to I'm not. Everything else 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:18.800 has thirty one. That's so you gotta remember in February, 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:22.559 I remember January has thirty one. Yeah. So so my issue? 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:23.880 Do you hold your hands up to see which is 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:25.200 your left and right and make an hell with your 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:29.480 left hand? You stick your thought about making an l? No? Yeah, 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:31.040 well I don't because I know what my left and 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:33.079 right are. If you're an adult and don't on the 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:34.640 left and right and my left, and shame on you. 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:37.880 I don't. Oh, by the way, when you hold up 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:39.800 the number three, I've done this before on the d 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:41.640 I have done this. We've done but we haven't done 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.440 it on the podcast. You are freak with your number. 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.720 No no no, no, no no, no. Everybody listening to the podcast 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:48.160 right now, hold your fingers, your fingers. When someone says, 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:50.560 how how many would you like? You like? I want three? Three? 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.880 Hold up the number three? Yep? What are you holding up? 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:57.240 I hold up? Hold on, hold up my thumb, my thumb, 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:00.040 my index in my middle fieldbody does that? I I 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:03.320 keep my thumb and my pinkie down. I take my thumb, 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:05.600 I crossed it over and hold my pinkie down, and 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.920 I hold up my middle three fingers. Okay, that is 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:10.480 so difficult for me to do. I physically can't do it. 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.319 I don't know. How do you go to four? How 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:15.079 do you go from your three to four? No? Make 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:18.520 your three three and someone goes no, one more boom, No, 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.160 you put my dumb my thumb down, you dum your 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.199 damn right, your dumb down. No, I put my thumb 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:25.360 down right, you had my other four fingers up. You 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:28.480 had to do a whole switch you room. I'm loving 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:30.960 I bet you there are some people that might have 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:34.080 the same issue I have. I don't know if it's okay, 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:36.760 they're not double jointed, or I have cardial tunnel or something. 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:40.000 It's painful for me to hold down my pinky with 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:41.720 my thumb and put up my three middle fingers. Okay, 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:43.280 First of all, you just scotch tape it and for 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.360 a couple of hours and then it loosens the tendons up. 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:48.000 Second of it, so weird. You did the three right, 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:50.360 Why can't you just lift the ring finger up? You 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.240 had the thumb, your index in your middle. You right, 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.800 you made three and I said made four, and so 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:58.040 I said put your ring up, but you didn't do that. 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:01.040 You dropped the thumb and then put the pinky and 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.640 the ring up. Right. Well, I'm gonna put all my 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:06.520 fingers down except the middle one. Yeah, exactly, But I 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:10.680 will say this in sign language. To do the number 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:14.520 three is actually your some your index finger, and your 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:16.760 in your middle. Okay. You know why because when someone 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:17.840 said that was the wrong way to do what they 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.800 didn't hear it because they're deaf. But I'm testing the 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:22.439 theory that is the correct way to do it in 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:25.640 sign language. So I'm signing to you. I gotta sign 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.920 for in Brooklyn as we say tree. Okay, I don't 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:32.360 say that. What I was getting it was was on. 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:36.480 My issue with my birthday is it always falls on 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:38.480 or near Super Bowl Sunday, or at least the weekend. 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:40.320 But that now when there was no bye week and 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:42.600 it used to fall on my birthday. Yeah, I used 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:45.520 to have like football birthday cakes because yeah, and then 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:49.040 they added the byway you get the car veil cake football, right, 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:51.520 or I got a cake before they had the football 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:55.640 cake because I had birthdays before that. They I got 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:58.520 cakes with footballs, like little chocolate footballs in the corner. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.439 See that's cool, that's cute. I will say that they 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:04.199 gave me a Carvel football cake for my birthday two 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:07.959 years ago, and they fucked me on the crunches. Not 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:10.200 have the crunches, you know what I'm talking about. It's 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.199 it might be a regional thing, but no Carvel ice 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:15.280 cream cake should have the chocolate crunchy like cookie crunch. 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.960 It's vanilla on the bottom, chocolate on the top, ice 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:21.000 cream we're talking, and in the middle is like these 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:23.760 cookie crumbles that are nondescript. They call crunches. To be 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:27.920 calling the crunches. I'm sure Philly calls them Jimmy crunches 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:30.320 or something, but no, they're crunches. The crunches, but they 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:33.120 always the crunches are the best part. And when you 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:35.240 when I put my spoon into that ice cream, I 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.520 want to taste the chocolate, the vanilla and the crunches together. 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:40.240 But they at me on the don't get me supermarket 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:43.160 cake that gives you doesn't have the crunches. That's pointless. 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:46.480 You gotta have the chocolate. But anyway, so the problem was, 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.679 but wait a minute, wait a minute, you don't want 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:52.760 your birthday on Super Bowl Sunday. It's it's novel. Once like, 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:54.760 all your buddies are available, you go out to the bar. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:58.040 But then it becomes like nobody remembers your birthday. Hey 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:01.960 it's my touchdown. Yeah, your birth guy, my birthday. Your 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:04.560 birthday gets put on a shelf. So bless you, bless 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:08.920 you last twelve days. Right. So last year, um, it 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:10.920 was Super Bowl Sunday. My birthday was on Super Bowl 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:14.040 Sunday was on the third and and I was in 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.840 the middle of that SAT Lost program. We're not going 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.200 to call it anything else. I was in that program 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:23.200 and I was dead. I was like, I couldn't believe it. 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:25.839 We were all we were hanging out at the Ainsworth 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:35.240 in Manhattan. Man, you just say I was there. Why 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:37.360 can't you just say you're at a cloth a bunch 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:39.440 of friends. We were watching the game on the big screen. 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:41.520 Don't you dare say? The company name of the TV said, 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:48.120 don't don't don't scary endorses a great brand of TVs. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:49.960 You don't need to just say. It was a television 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:55.120 with don't my girlfriend and her friends Sequina and Lauren Goodman. 0:13:56.040 --> 0:14:04.720 Her initials shut up, dick, you're a prick stop mentioned 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:10.160 the you don't because her name is Goodman. Shut up. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.680 But anyway, so by the whole point of the story, 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:17.599 ten years to get the story, we're going off commercials. 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:20.640 Then the super Bowl does. So the reason why I 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:23.840 had this problem was because, by the way, the reason 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:28.280 is because redundant. It's the reason is that. The reason 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:32.440 is that right. The reason is means because the game 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.640 was on the screen and there was food being passed 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.520 in front of me all all angles, and I would 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:41.560 sit there eating cat you know, carrots. This is like, again, 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:45.320 why do you do this? This program bugs Bunny. And 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:49.720 then the worst part is the whole weight staff during 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:55.640 halftime comes marching through with the sparklers and a cake 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:59.080 that's it happened birthday scary and I'm like, it's a 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:03.520 chocolate dub old deckert freaking blackout kids, And I'm sitting 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:05.600 there and I'm blowing out the candles and I'm like, 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:09.400 my life sucks right now because I can't hit this ship. 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:12.320 Why would you do a fat program a weight Loss 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:16.920 program during Super Bowl Sunday and your birthday. Just wait 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.720 until it's done. Next time, I'm going to do that. 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.120 I'm that next year. Do you know the first time 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:24.960 I did this program, it was in May. You know 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.480 when the worst time to do this program is in May? 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:29.440 Because I went with my friends. We do like a 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:31.920 Brooklyn Boys baseball trip, which, by the way, you should 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:33.880 really come on this trip. We do an annual trip 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:37.160 to a stadium, a different baseball stadium around America. You 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:39.480 know what's interesting, I've never turned you down for an 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:42.680 invite for that. You haven't. Nope, why is that because 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.920 you've never invited? Well, this year you're getting the invite. 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:48.920 So anyway, So I tried this fat lost program in 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.760 the middle of May. We ended up in St. Louis 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:54.240 and my friends took me to a fucking rib fest. 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:59.000 So here I am with my salary, you're on a 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:02.360 rib fast. I was, I would, and they gave me. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.200 I had to pay like thirty dollars for admission for 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.440 all you can eat ribs. And if you paid, it 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:09.200 was legitimately because they didn't tell me. They said, scary, 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:12.360 is gonna be other food there? But they were twelve vendors, 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:15.440 and it was like the Kansas City Ribs versus the 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:18.880 Memphis Ribs versus the Texas And there were these smells 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:21.720 permeating the air, and it wasn't all you can eat 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:25.640 rib fest with twelve vendors and all you hear you 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:29.160 smell is smoky goodness. And I'm sitting there like going 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.520 out of my mind. My friends they're like they're pulling 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:34.800 the frigging They're they're sucking the rib out and pulling 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:37.520 the bone out, the piles of bones, and it was 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:41.520 all you can eat, Brody, imagine this, Imagine paying one 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:44.480 price for all you can eat ribs for seven hours, 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:46.680 and you just don't. You can't help yourself. You go 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:49.800 from one vendor to the next. You say, I'll take 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:52.520 rib I'll take your rub your your St. Louis ribs. 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:54.560 All of a sudden they give you a plate. You 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:56.760 go to the Kansas City stand. They got that little 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:59.440 dry rubb on there. I'm booking my flight, I'm salivating, 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:03.080 so I need a sweat. You probably think I'm very 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:05.919 upset that you didn't eat all this great food, but 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:09.679 I'm more upset you wasted thirty dollars. Why why do you. 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:13.040 Oh yeah, well I wanted my money back. But then again, 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:15.679 I was on a boy's trip where everyone had to 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:18.080 do everything with each other, so it was like you 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:19.440 didn't have to pay. You could have gone to the 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:21.480 guy at the door and say, look, I'm not eating, 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:23.920 I'm not going to eat. How was it? How is 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:26.680 that going to make that case? What? Okay, I'll give 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:30.800 you an example. My wife and I did. Um. It 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:35.480 was a wine pairing dinner. So it was this wine 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:39.159 company that was it was. It was a Ruth's Chris steakhouse, okay, 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.119 and it was Prisoner Wine Company. My wife loves the 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:44.520 Prisoner Wines. They have like a whole line of wine, 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:47.040 really good, like thirty dollars a bottle, a little more 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:50.000 expensive than the norm, but not very expensive. And they 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:52.560 have five or six brand, Like they have a cabernet 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:54.840 and a pinot and a seat. They do like a 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:58.160 whole bunch of them. Right. So the meal was very 0:17:58.200 --> 0:18:01.200 expensive because you got, like with cramp cakes, you get 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:03.000 this white wine with the caesar salad. They and they 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:06.200 pair each course the five course meal and it ends 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:09.119 with like a steak and a cabernet. Right, So if 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.760 you like their wine, get this great meal. Well, I 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:14.280 don't need five glasses of wine, and I don't want 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:16.119 to pay that kind of money. I just want to steak. 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:19.919 Good Ruth. It's Ruth's Chris. Ruth apostrophies. We all know that, right, 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:22.560 Ruth's Chris. You tell them, so, I said to the 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:24.800 major Day, I said, listen, I when I booked it. 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:28.800 I said, I'm booking my wife of the wine tasting 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:32.720 pairing meal, and I'm not a drinker. I would like 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:36.960 to order off the regular menu. And he said absolutely, 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:40.280 And so everyone else in the room had this price 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:42.640 fixed thing. And they sent me a waiter who took 0:18:42.680 --> 0:18:46.080 my order and I ordered what I wanted, no grotten, 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:50.040 of course, and my steak. Okay, Well this wasn't like that. 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:52.240 This was I would have found a way. This was 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:55.359 a giant picture, a giant like fair, almost like a 0:18:55.400 --> 0:18:58.520 state fair type situation where but yes you can a bracelet. 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:03.000 Did at for bracelet? No, there was, because I could 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:05.199 have slipped another bracelet on someone, on one of my 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:09.400 friends bracelets. I'm a vegetarian. Then they're gonna say, why 0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:11.600 is a vegetarian showing up to rip because it's my 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:14.320 friend's bachelor party, and we're all going and I'm not 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:16.400 gonna eat anything. I don't want to pay, and they'll say, 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:18.479 you know what, ten dollar feet to get in and 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:20.840 that's it. I didn't say anything while you're a sucker, 0:19:21.440 --> 0:19:23.399 But yeah, you give me shipped for my steak dinner. 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:26.359 Throwing money around. Now, I gave you a steak dinner, 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:28.080 not ship. It was a good steak. Was like, you 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:30.639 did not give me anything, Darren did. Thank you, Darren 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:33.280 for the great meal at Delmonico. By the way, they 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:36.200 contacted us, they want us back. I'm ready. We should 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:37.919 have like a party there. We should make it like 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:41.840 a quarterly event. Yeah, we should do a live broadcast 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:43.560 from there. I was just thinking that. But we can't 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:46.199 buy everybody steak dinner. That would be bad. I mean 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:51.800 the check, the check would be on you. Not a 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:54.960