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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret person that's on the phone to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret today. I've had their

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Speaker 1: feces on me before, but you might have to. When

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Speaker 1: I tell you who it is, you might have also

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Speaker 1: had its feces on you. Goodness, it's dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: text in four on oh six one. You can tell

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Speaker 1: us anything you want if you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: And we always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why everybody gets a fake

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname when they want to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. And on the phone right now, shamoo the

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Speaker 1: whale world. You know, when they splash the water on

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Speaker 1: the crowd's think about how dirty that water is, that nasty,

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Speaker 1: disgusting feces everywhere high shammo. Hey guys, Oh are you good?

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Speaker 1: So I hear you have a dirty little secret. I do, yeah. So.

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Speaker 1: Um this kind of goes back old school. When I

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Speaker 1: was growing up with my two siblings. Um, we had

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Speaker 1: a just this terrible, old, nasty neighbor who I mean,

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Speaker 1: you would just complain all the time and she'd rat

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Speaker 1: on us all the time to our parents. So um,

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Speaker 1: for at least maybe five years, my siblings and I

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Speaker 1: did the same thing for May Day. So I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you guys know what may Day is. I

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Speaker 1: mean I've known of may Day, I've heard people say it,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't know you did things for it. What

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Speaker 1: do you do for May Day? Yeah? No, it's basically

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Speaker 1: just leave flowers at the front door for someone and

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Speaker 1: um and you kind of run away and look for

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Speaker 1: the person to open open the flowers for you, and

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Speaker 1: it's like a surprise. Oh so I never that's like

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Speaker 1: not down ginger, you know when you run away from

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Speaker 1: someone's house down Ginger. Yeah, when you knock on it

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Speaker 1: and then run away. Yeah, what's called in England? Uh huh?

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Speaker 1: What's a goat here? Ding well ding dong ditch? Right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard it called knockdown ginger. But okay, So

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Speaker 1: so the May Day you leave flowers and then you

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Speaker 1: ring the doorbell and run away and then what watched

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Speaker 1: them go? Oh my god, left flower. That's May Day.

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Speaker 1: That's what happened. So you're definitely supposed to be like

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Speaker 1: a nice surprise for someone. It's almost as like something

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Speaker 1: out of the thin air, just oh here it comes

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Speaker 1: something nice. Well, the thing about it was, and this

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Speaker 1: lady was so nasty, and my siblings and I for

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Speaker 1: the for literally four to five years. I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: if it was four or five. We talked about all

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Speaker 1: the time, but we rang the doorbell and we who

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Speaker 1: would leave the big pile of dog from our dog

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Speaker 1: shamrock right at the door? Oh god. And I would

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Speaker 1: just sit there with my siblings and we would hide

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Speaker 1: around the around the corner of the house and we

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Speaker 1: would watch her open it every single year. Finally, and

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Speaker 1: the like third, the last time we did it, she

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Speaker 1: kicked the actual bag and just the flew down the

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Speaker 1: stairs all over and she was screaming out loud. She

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Speaker 1: knew it was us. She was screaming. She couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 1: But she fell for every single time on the same day.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. That bag, well, I mean, if you know

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Speaker 1: what's in it? Did she know though, what's in it? Well? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they did it four or five years, right, Why would

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Speaker 1: she kick it off? It sounds like she deserved it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. She was the nastiest lady man. She would

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Speaker 1: actually have a chart and anytime we'd walk across her,

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Speaker 1: like her grasp, she would put check marks and she'd

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Speaker 1: had this little chart and she'd yell the neighbor like

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Speaker 1: us out from the like the front door, and say,

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Speaker 1: I got another check mark on yea. She definitely deserved

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Speaker 1: to have dog on her porch. And she she would

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Speaker 1: threaten to call the cops on us because of it too.

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Speaker 1: If we had like three check marks in a month,

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Speaker 1: if we went on her lawn that was well maintained

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Speaker 1: and we had three check marks, we would get called

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Speaker 1: the cops for you know, I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: heck she'd try to pull off. You were kids, that's weird.

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Speaker 1: So did you did she tell your mom that you

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Speaker 1: would leave crap on her doorstep? Oh? No, she My

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Speaker 1: mom hated this lady too. Everyone hated this lady. She

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Speaker 1: was like understood that this lady was crazy easy. Your

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Speaker 1: encouraged it. I think she got to laugh out of it.

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Speaker 1: If she's still alive, you should do a little throwback Thursday,

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Speaker 1: even though it's not I don't even know, and you're

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Speaker 1: bigger now, You're not a kid anymore, you know, So

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Speaker 1: just go to a dog park and then take the

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Speaker 1: trash bag out of the trash kind of dog park

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Speaker 1: and leave that on the front part you won't get

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Speaker 1: any weird looks doing that gusting all right, Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little secret. It is

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Speaker 1: actually dirty. Thank you. What's your dirty little secret.