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Speaker 1: Jebils dirty little secret. I don't even know that this

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Speaker 1: thing could use a phone. This spakes. Yeah, it's the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. It's time for a dirty little secret. Remember

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. If you have something

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Speaker 1: to get off your chest, you can tell us anything,

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Speaker 1: and we always keep everybody anonymous. If you want to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret, we don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why anybody who calls it

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Speaker 1: gets an anonymous nickname. Okay, fake name for a real secret,

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Speaker 1: right okay, And on the phone right now? Is the

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Speaker 1: planet Mars? The planet? Yeah, Mars, hold of the planet Mars. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did well, the planet Mars got a hold of us.

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Speaker 1: It's perfect. I have a lot of secrets. Is that

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Speaker 1: you Mars? I guess yes, that's me. That's that's like ironic.

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Speaker 1: But yes, are you android? Our iPhone? Android? Android? I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have an iPhone, but I'd rather be Team Androids. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Does that make me an alien or something? Your response

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Speaker 1: scares me? Yes, yeah, I'm a Martian. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: planet Mars, what's your dirty little secret? Um? Okay, gosh um,

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Speaker 1: surely I cannot be the only one. Okay, So where

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Speaker 1: do I even start the beginning, start with what happened,

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Speaker 1: Um New Year's So I guess we'll start their New

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Speaker 1: Year's my husband deny. Totally normal thing to do, make

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Speaker 1: a New Year's resolution together, like hold each other accountable,

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Speaker 1: right right, because that's a good idea. Well, we we

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Speaker 1: decide that we're gonna just eat healthier. We're gonna at

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Speaker 1: the very most not eat sugar. We're kind of chocolate

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Speaker 1: sugar eaters. Like he'll eat ice cream and on wheat

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Speaker 1: chocolate and that's our late night snack together. So we

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Speaker 1: decided on New Year's together with like a old fashioned

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Speaker 1: pinky promise and everything, but we're not doing sugar. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right? Is that your secret? My secret? I wish

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Speaker 1: that was my secret. Maybe the pinky swear was the

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Speaker 1: weird martinel my secret? Um, okay, but my secret is, um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I must bring suddenly. Um. My

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Speaker 1: secret is that I have not stopped eating some of

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Speaker 1: the chocolates. He look like I have because I'm actually

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Speaker 1: making an effort to hide it. Um, because he's doing

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Speaker 1: so good. He's doing so good. I mean, do you

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Speaker 1: think that maybe he could be eating sweets and chocolates

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Speaker 1: and not telling you about it, just like you're doing

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Speaker 1: to him. Oh, I mean, I mean there's a chance,

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Speaker 1: but i'd be super pissed to be heavy. You'd be pissed,

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Speaker 1: Like we just had New Years. Then you've already you know,

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Speaker 1: ruined your resolution, but you're hiding it from him. But

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Speaker 1: you'd be pissed if you found out he was doing it.

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Speaker 1: I would, because he's doing like he is really supportive,

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Speaker 1: and he's like really making those efforts of like swatting

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Speaker 1: my hand when we're in the grocery store and like

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Speaker 1: really making it a point to not like humiliate me,

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Speaker 1: but remind me of how addicted I am to sugar.

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Speaker 1: And I might be mm, but I'm not. Okay my

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Speaker 1: secret alright, I mean it's totally normal. So you're not

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Speaker 1: addicted to the sugar. But your nearest resolution with your

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Speaker 1: husband was not to eat the sweets. And you've been

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Speaker 1: hiding the fact that you're eating the sweets but you're

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Speaker 1: not addicted to it. And it's fine, right, like my

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Speaker 1: frozen broccoli and the freezer may not be frozen broccoli,

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Speaker 1: it might be roboso. So when did you break your resolution?

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Speaker 1: Like how many days into the near I think as

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Speaker 1: people were storming the capital, I was storming the nearest

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Speaker 1: dollar store. Chocolate is well alrighty then not even okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: goddess of chocolate and I don't know that's right, goddess

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Speaker 1: not an addict. All right, Well, thanks for telling you

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Speaker 1: a little secret. And yeah, I'm glad to know that

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Speaker 1: you do not have a problem eating the chocolate and

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Speaker 1: you are good, and you're just hiding it from your

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Speaker 1: husband because why because we made a deal, We made

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Speaker 1: like a really serious, pinky square deal that we wouldn't

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Speaker 1: do it, and so we shouldn't be breaking that promise, right,

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Speaker 1: you can well, I mean I already did, so one

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Speaker 1: of us should stay strong. Oh what's your dirty little secret.