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Speaker 1: Okay, Steve. So there's this young guy who's twenty two

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Speaker 1: years old. He needs your help. He's trying to get

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Speaker 1: a twenty four year old lady's attention. He's twenty two,

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Speaker 1: the lady is twenty four. He wrote, I might be

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Speaker 1: trying to date a lady that is out of my league.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to say to her, Tommy, he says,

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Speaker 1: I usually break the ice with jokes, but she doesn't

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Speaker 1: think I'm funny. Please give me some pointers, since you're

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Speaker 1: funny guys like me. So he wants you guys's help.

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Speaker 2: We like him?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh no, yeah, he says, true, you're funny guys

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Speaker 1: like me. She doesn't think you're funny. But no, apparently

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Speaker 1: he thinks funny. No, don't stop saying that he's only

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Speaker 1: twenty two.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bruh, that ain't that? Ain't that? Ain't the same? Inroad?

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Speaker 2: Don't work with everybody?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh crude?

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Speaker 3: Were going in there with jokes and she don't think

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Speaker 3: you funny? Could it be she's correct?

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Speaker 1: What if she doesn't have a sense of humor.

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Speaker 2: And he is fun turned off already? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: But if she think you silly, well you can't go

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Speaker 3: in there with some more of these damn jokes.

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Speaker 2: Though.

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Speaker 3: Now I don't know where y'all work or nothing like this,

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Speaker 3: but this is Excuse me. I don't mean to bother you,

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Speaker 3: and I really don't. Now you obviously noticed one, but

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Speaker 3: this is the first thing my brother taught me. Excuse me,

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Speaker 3: I don't want to bother you, but it would really

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Speaker 3: really make my day if I knew what your name

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Speaker 3: was and then they say my name, My name is Michelle. Michelle,

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Speaker 3: thank you so much. That's all I want. I just

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Speaker 3: wanted to know your name because every time I see you,

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Speaker 3: it just matters to me, and I would love to

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Speaker 3: know the name of the person that matters to me

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Speaker 3: every time I see him. So, Hey, thank you, Michelle,

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Speaker 3: I said to point. So then my brother told me,

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Speaker 3: the next time you see her, walk up to her

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Speaker 3: and call her name and then say, hey, Michelle, how

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Speaker 3: are you today? How are you?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Really, thank you for giving me your name. I

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Speaker 2: would love it.

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Speaker 3: I would love it, and I hope this is not

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Speaker 3: an inconvenience that if I wish you knew my name too,

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Speaker 3: so when I say hello, Michelle, I could get the

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Speaker 3: return of you saying well, hello, Steve, that would really

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Speaker 3: really make my day. She said, well, hello, Steve, thank

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Speaker 3: you cool, And that's how I started a conversation lo Joe,

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Speaker 3: and I let her know every time she spoke to

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Speaker 3: me that it mattered to.

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Speaker 1: Me, Like if she said hello Steve, the next day,

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Speaker 1: you would do what wow?

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Speaker 2: Wow, thank you that's all I was hoping for. That

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Speaker 2: made my day.

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Speaker 3: Thank you and then walk off?

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Speaker 2: Or are you winning?

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Speaker 1: Then the next day, Hey Steve, Hey.

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Speaker 3: Michelle, Hey, listen, do you do you eat pizza? Or

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Speaker 3: because Michelle, if I could buy you a slice of pizza?

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Speaker 1: All right, player, playa thank you Steve. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.