Speaker 1: The second date of day. Is there anything more exciting
Speaker 1: than moving into a new place and getting to redecorate
Speaker 1: so much?
Speaker 2: I mean for the first couple hours to be a.
Speaker 1: Whole new person. Yeah, plates, new hand soaps, new whipping posts,
Speaker 1: fresh and clean, and the dances. Glad I moved out,
Speaker 1: even a new girlfriend to go along with all that.
Speaker 1: That's how Logan, one of our listeners, recently met someone Logan,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, thank you.
Speaker 2: You unboxed a girlfriend? Is that?
Speaker 3: What can man? I wish?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: We had a great time, but I'm not getting her
Speaker 3: to text me back.
Speaker 2: I'm curious how you met her?
Speaker 1: Well, first, let's get her name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Meghan?
Speaker 1: Okay, and where did you meet Meghan?
Speaker 3: I met her the good old fashioned way in person?
Speaker 2: Oh that happens in person?
Speaker 1: Were you?
Speaker 3: I was actually at a department store. Moved into a apartment,
Speaker 3: so I had to furnish it, and I went to
Speaker 3: the store to grab some stuff, and uh, and Bert.
Speaker 2: Was, wow, I only go to thrift shops for that.
Speaker 1: So how did you strike connect?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So it was like it almost was movie esque. I
Speaker 3: had to grab a hand vacuum and there was one
Speaker 3: left and I'm literally grabbing it off the shelf as
Speaker 3: she's right there, and she's like, oh, you know, she
Speaker 3: wanted it. I grabbed it. So I was like, you
Speaker 3: know what, take it?
Speaker 1: What a chivalry isn't Yeah, you seem like a dirty girl.
Speaker 5: You probably.
Speaker 2: You're a woman.
Speaker 3: Exactly. But I said, I don't mind, but maybe in exchange,
Speaker 3: I could take you out to dinner or something.
Speaker 2: Whoa, you just straight there?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Went straight there? And I didn't know if she was
Speaker 3: single or married, Like I, I have no idea, But
Speaker 3: were you drunk?
Speaker 2: I just can't imagine like that coming out of somebody's mouth,
Speaker 2: like second sentence.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Surprisingly, she said yes, and she was like kind of
Speaker 3: like very upbeat about it and said yeah.
Speaker 4: And it was like you take it, No, you take it? No,
Speaker 4: you take you want to go to dinner?
Speaker 1: She must be really desperate for that vacuum? Ye?
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So that's cool. Did you guys end up going out?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So we swapped phone numbers and you know, we
Speaker 3: texted for a few days.
Speaker 4: That's always good, get to know each other a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, would you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah? We ended up going to one of those hibachi
Speaker 3: restaurants where they like cook in front of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what were you feeling meeting her there?
Speaker 1: Uh, hunger, I'm assuming is one feeling.
Speaker 2: I mean you've built it up. You've said, like there's
Speaker 2: this movie moment where you guys met. I mean you're
Speaker 2: obviously really attracted to her. I'd be nervous.
Speaker 3: I was nervous, Yeah, of course, But I had a
Speaker 3: plan to loosen the mood. You know, like, I'm I've
Speaker 3: been to the Sabachi place before. I know how they
Speaker 3: do things.
Speaker 4: Let me get you busted out a hand vacuum and
Speaker 4: sucked up the the volcano.
Speaker 2: Don't they do it the same with every Hibachi.
Speaker 1: Onion volcano?
Speaker 2: I know every time? So what was the plan?
Speaker 3: So, like, you know, they do the egg thing where
Speaker 3: they cracked the egg, cracks the egg. He turns back
Speaker 3: over to his cart to grab something else, and I
Speaker 3: grab a piece of bacon out of my pocket and
Speaker 3: I throw it on the grill.
Speaker 1: So funny, bacon in your pocket and not just baked
Speaker 1: raw bacon in your pocket. That is so good.
Speaker 2: You can't You're gonna get kicked out.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? So she thought it was the funniest thing,
Speaker 3: and we are both just cracking up and laughing. No,
Speaker 3: the place was pissed, like I almost got kicked out.
Speaker 2: I can't believe almost you did they let you stay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course they let me stay. I mean it
Speaker 3: was just a little piece of bacon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a piece of like wood covered bacon from the brook.
Speaker 3: I had it in a ziploc bag. Like. It was fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, it does feel better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely better than loose bacon. The okay, anyway, thank
Speaker 1: god they let you stay. How did the rest of
Speaker 1: the dinner go? Do you have anything else to throw
Speaker 1: on the grill?
Speaker 3: No, it was just that it was hilarious, right, It
Speaker 3: was really funny, like we got kick out of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you had that moment, But like, was that
Speaker 2: it was that the highlight?
Speaker 3: Well no, not really, So the highlight was probably actually
Speaker 3: when she came back to my place.
Speaker 2: You did a sausage trick.
Speaker 1: God. Yeah, yeah, you do your own trick for her.
Speaker 3: That's what you want to call it. You go ahead
Speaker 3: and call it whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 4: We had some desserts, y'all.
Speaker 2: She stayed the night.
Speaker 3: She stayed the night.
Speaker 1: Oh good for you.
Speaker 4: People laugh at you about that.
Speaker 1: I mean this all sounds so good on our end, Like,
Speaker 1: why do you think she's not calling you back?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, and this is kind of like
Speaker 3: what I'm getting, just like the Okay, So I had
Speaker 3: to get up early and I just let her sleep, right,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I got out of there at like six am.
Speaker 3: I left her at my house.
Speaker 2: Did you even know or anything?
Speaker 3: I sent her a text so that way was on
Speaker 3: her phone when she woke up. So I came back
Speaker 3: later in the day and like, my house was just spotless,
Speaker 3: I'm talking completely clean.
Speaker 1: She stole everything.
Speaker 2: She cleaned for you.
Speaker 3: She made the bed, she did the dishes, she did everything.
Speaker 4: Somebody is good at making dessert.
Speaker 1: I like, how amazed you are that she made the
Speaker 1: bed like it hasn't been made years.
Speaker 2: He's never seen it that way.
Speaker 4: Gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Okay, So now now what's going on is is you've
Speaker 1: been talking to her still.
Speaker 3: No, that's the weird thing. So I sent her a
Speaker 3: text and I was like, thank you so much for
Speaker 3: what you did, and she has never responded ever nothing.
Speaker 3: Why why I'm so confused.
Speaker 2: She's one of those people that has to angry clean
Speaker 2: and she was actually.
Speaker 1: We're gonna find out. We're gonna call Megan in just
Speaker 1: a minute here, and we're gonna ask her exactly that.
Speaker 1: Why why won't you go out with him one more time?
Speaker 1: We'll find out what your second day right after this?
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 5: You want to know how to give off that bad
Speaker 5: boy vibe to let your date know you're a dangerous dude.
Speaker 5: You take her to a hibachi grill and when the
Speaker 5: chef turns his back, toss a slice of raw bacon
Speaker 5: on that. Soon she's gonna be eating bacon right out
Speaker 5: of the palm of your hands. Yeah, like a boss.
Speaker 2: It worked kind of for him, Yeah, it did. I
Speaker 2: mean it worked for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: I don't know why Meghan isn't calling back our listener Logan,
Speaker 1: because she even spent the night and cleaned his place
Speaker 1: the next day. Whoa Jose won't even do that for
Speaker 1: his own apartments.
Speaker 2: That one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we need to get to the bottom of
Speaker 1: this and figure out what's up with Meghan Logan.
Speaker 3: You ready to do this, man, Yeah, I need to know.
Speaker 2: I can't believe she cleaned your house. I would never
Speaker 2: do that after staying the night of the Mikey move.
Speaker 4: I've had girls a bikey move either. A lot of
Speaker 4: girls have done that and it is very much appreciated,
Speaker 4: but it normally means he did something right. So I
Speaker 4: don't know why you wouldn't be calling you back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were turned on by the cleaning, right logan?
Speaker 3: I thought it was great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, would yeah texting her back. Let's mess this bed
Speaker 4: back up, you know.
Speaker 1: No, Okay, lots of fun activities. Here we go. Let's
Speaker 1: just down Meghan. We'll see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hello, is this Meghan?
Speaker 2: Is this she?
Speaker 1: Hey? My name is Jeff. We're from a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. You're on the radio.
Speaker 2: Hey Meghan, Hey, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Hi. Hi, Hey.
Speaker 1: You get lots of calls from lots of different radio
Speaker 1: shows all the time. No, yes, we're first, Yes, all right, off,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be fun because we're doing something called
Speaker 1: a second date update. Okay, okay, maybe don't know what
Speaker 1: that is. It's where call her, Jeff. That's true. We're
Speaker 1: we're trying to help out one of our listeners that
Speaker 1: you went out on a date with recently, A very
Speaker 1: sexy date. From all accounts involving involving some bacon on
Speaker 1: a hibachi grill.
Speaker 6: Oh h logan, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, breaking rules.
Speaker 6: Well I'm not one hundred percent sure what's going on
Speaker 6: right now. That was just a really speared awkward situation.
Speaker 6: Like I don't know what he told you happened.
Speaker 1: I mean the bacon was awkward, or the date, the
Speaker 1: whole thing.
Speaker 6: No, No, the date and everything that was fine.
Speaker 3: It was the next day, oh, like.
Speaker 2: The morning after, because we heard you stay to night
Speaker 2: at his house.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I did, and I woke up and like, I'm
Speaker 6: a clean freak, so like I cleaned his house.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe he did that.
Speaker 6: Oh so he told you I did that then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was happily surprised when he came home that
Speaker 1: day and found his bed made and dishes done, and he.
Speaker 2: Was really nice of you have a freak, but a
Speaker 2: clean freak.
Speaker 4: Oh man, different enough.
Speaker 1: Well he I mean he reached out to thank you
Speaker 1: for it, but you never responded. So he's just a
Speaker 1: little bit confused.
Speaker 6: Well, see, after I did all of the dishes, which
Speaker 6: she had a lot of, I just wanted it's a
Speaker 6: vacuum and it was clogged.
Speaker 1: The vacuum was clogged.
Speaker 2: Yeh, never call him again.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even have a Dyson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would just probably give up at that point
Speaker 2: and be like I did enough.
Speaker 1: No, I mean.
Speaker 6: I probably should have gave up then. But I went
Speaker 6: to empty it out and I found a few acrylic nails,
Speaker 6: what like, some long acrylic nails.
Speaker 2: I thought he just moved into this place, like from
Speaker 2: other women that had been at a spot.
Speaker 6: Is that what you mean, that's what that's what he
Speaker 6: told us could be apparently, and he supposedly just moved
Speaker 6: in like the day before.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're finding these acrylic nails inside of the vacuum,
Speaker 1: which is that is, you know, just.
Speaker 2: Any nails somebody else nails, pile of nails in front
Speaker 2: of it. It's absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why is it such a turn off to you, Megan?
Speaker 1: What what does that tell you?
Speaker 3: It just was.
Speaker 6: Obviously another woman's I don't know if you had another
Speaker 6: girl over, like if you have someone there the day before? Me, Like,
Speaker 6: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Well, uh, we could ask him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the easiest way to get to the bottom of
Speaker 1: this is to just ask Logan directly, because I'll look
Speaker 1: at that he's on the other line right now. What
Speaker 1: a weird coincidence.
Speaker 4: With the crylic nails in your hand.
Speaker 3: Logan, Hey Megan, how are you? Hey? Logan? Oh, man,
Speaker 3: you're killing me here, you're killing me.
Speaker 6: Well, it kind of killed me to find other women's
Speaker 6: nails in your vacuum when I and I saw the
Speaker 6: new box for the vacuum, so it couldn't have been
Speaker 6: an old vacuum.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is incriminating.
Speaker 3: Well, let me start off by saying, no, I do
Speaker 3: not have a girlfriend. I do not have a wife.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good start at that apartment.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Let's get to who do the nails belong to?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 3: They were probably my mom's nails. You don't what, Logan?
Speaker 6: No, Like, does your mom wear a hooker nails?
Speaker 2: I know mom has sexy nailes.
Speaker 6: No, it was the kind that were like really long,
Speaker 6: has all kinds of like little desiring. Yeah, not classie whatsoever,
Speaker 6: not colffee whatsoever.
Speaker 1: We don't know what Logan's mom does for a living.
Speaker 1: It's not fair.
Speaker 4: She's definitely not a classy light long.
Speaker 2: Nails could be classy. Where you're gonna hate on that,
Speaker 2: I mean they could Does your mom have acrylic nails?
Speaker 2: That's the first question, Logan, she.
Speaker 3: Does, and she's very in the fashion, and she's always
Speaker 3: dressing up and looking different.
Speaker 1: And are your mom's nails just popping off left and
Speaker 1: right inside of your apartment? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Not very well done either, yeah.
Speaker 6: Alert, Yeah, like you just moved in.
Speaker 3: Was she just there? I know it wasn't your mom's.
Speaker 3: Come on even if Okay, so even if I had,
Speaker 3: even if there's somebody else's, it's like calling you like
Speaker 3: this isn't like I just don't see how it matters
Speaker 3: what happened before you and I hung out, like, yes,
Speaker 3: literally the night though.
Speaker 2: So he's young, he's dating whatever. It's bed though, Mate,
Speaker 2: he's not cheating. If he was cheating, why would he
Speaker 2: call a radio station to publicly call you for another date.
Speaker 6: He didn't know that I had found those when he
Speaker 6: called you at the radio. Okay, So now he was
Speaker 6: saying it was his mom, and now I'm saying, oh.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was somebody else's.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you left a window open and they just.
Speaker 2: Crows like those shiny objects.
Speaker 6: I mean, we should be going through this after our
Speaker 6: first date. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: This is your last chance, Logan. I mean, just full honesty.
Speaker 3: Okay, so, yes, they were another girl? You might even
Speaker 3: know why?
Speaker 2: Who would know?
Speaker 1: Why? Why would she know her?
Speaker 3: The girl that came over from the department store, the
Speaker 3: girl that worked there, was helping me with other stuff
Speaker 3: and she came over.
Speaker 6: So you just date everybody that I work with?
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
Speaker 6: But you work there too, at an apartment store?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were another.
Speaker 6: We were talking around helping other customers and I met him,
Speaker 6: and you know interesting, why didn't know he was trying
Speaker 6: to date the whole department store?
Speaker 2: Okay? Did you call your coworker hooker?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 2: I mean I would recognize Alexis's nails if I found
Speaker 2: them in my house.
Speaker 6: Yeah, to think of it, I think I know who
Speaker 6: it is now, and thank just makes me so much
Speaker 6: more angry.
Speaker 1: You know what? That's good? Use that anger to get
Speaker 1: back at your coworker by going out with Logan one
Speaker 1: more time. What you'll pay for that date if you're
Speaker 1: willing to go out with him again? What do you think? Meghan?
Speaker 3: Listen, Megan, whatever happened before you and I met and
Speaker 3: hung out is whatever? Like I'm calling you, I had
Speaker 3: a good time with you. You're the one I want to
Speaker 3: see again. I'm over here call on a radio station
Speaker 3: just to try to get in touch with you, Like
Speaker 3: I don't know what else to do or how to
Speaker 3: convince you. But I mean, I'm calling you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the department store worker of his heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We're running out of time here, so we desperately
Speaker 1: need an answer yes or no. Meghan, I really.
Speaker 6: Want to say yeah, but I feel like I feel
Speaker 6: like you should just maybe use that money and maybe
Speaker 6: six that girl's nails that I work with and try
Speaker 6: to ask her out on the gate.
Speaker 4: Oh a lot better now that she doesn't have a nail.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to have to do this, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to offer you another date with Megan's co
Speaker 1: worker and we'll send you to the Habachi grill on
Speaker 1: our dime.
Speaker 2: Don't go back to the same place.
Speaker 1: He needs to do the bacon trick for her to see.
Speaker 2: We will not provide the bacon.
Speaker 1: Logan, You cool with that?
Speaker 3: Well, I guess call her up.
Speaker 1: But congratulations, Logan, we got to you another date. Just
Speaker 1: not what the person you'd really.
Speaker 4: Want to ride?
Speaker 1: All right, Look Jeffrey in the morning, you know he
Speaker 1: really didn't seem thrilled with getting another date at the
Speaker 1: end there. But yeah, nevertheless, we're still going to chalk
Speaker 1: this up as a win.
Speaker 4: I mean, it doesn't matter who we got him a
Speaker 4: day with. It was another date.
Speaker 2: Though I liked how he liked the jealous girl better
Speaker 2: than the other one with the nails.
Speaker 1: I do have to say I was a little bit surprised. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess not that prize that Brooke was so cool
Speaker 1: with him hooking up with another girl the night before
Speaker 1: from the same department store that she works at.
Speaker 4: That was still warm.
Speaker 2: I did realize they both worked at the same place.
Speaker 2: But isn't that just what dating is? Twenty four hour
Speaker 2: grace period? Yea, twenty four hours, I.
Speaker 1: Would say, brook Not everybody is okay with that. Some
Speaker 1: people in this world prefer to wait for someone who's like,
Speaker 1: really actually means something to them.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 1: Changes. Can we agree to give people a little bit
Speaker 1: of grace? Though? Can we do that?
Speaker 2: I don't think Brooks, she's a little clingy, but sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I guess we're all going to disagree on
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 4: But hey, but we got him a date and that's
Speaker 4: all that mattered.
Speaker 2: And really, the theme of the whole thing is never
Speaker 2: clean a dude's apartment. It's always going to end.
Speaker 4: We learned.
Speaker 1: That's going to be the lesson
Speaker 3: With Brook and Jeffrey in the morning