1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 1: Cheat on me and brag to your friends. Well, enjoy deportation, man, 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 1: That is ultimate clod bag. It's like I control whether 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 1: you live in this country or not die abroad. So 4 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 1: I met this girl twenty two at the time, while 5 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,639 Speaker 1: I was thirty. At the time, I was working at 6 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: a national park and she was a housekeeper on a 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: work visa classic romance story, musty puck ranger coming in 8 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: from the wilderness. Oh sorry, I smelled like pine needles, babe, 9 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: And coincidentally she smelled like pine needles too, but from 10 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 1: the cleaning product. And they're like, do you want to 11 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: pine and dine? Memm, I see you pine needle, Poppy, Poppy, 12 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: that's a good dame. We instantly hit it off, and 13 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:51,199 Speaker 1: within a month we were in a relationship, a sexual relationship. Yes, 14 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: we even had a solid long distance arrangement where we 15 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: would visit each other on recreational visas in our respective 16 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: off seasons. I'd spend Is there an off season for 17 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: being a housekeeper? Maybe sit always needs to be cleaned. 18 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: You know, my house would be dirty during the summer, 19 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: but clean during the winter because your home war more. Yeah, 20 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 1: more people are home. Yeah that's true. Or but maybe 21 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 1: it isn't because more people are home, which means they 22 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: have more time to clean. This is getting too deep 23 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: for me. I'd spend a few months in Romania or 24 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: meet her on some vacation destination. Then she'd spent a 25 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 1: few months in the States. Seems like this great trade, 26 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,039 Speaker 1: you know, getting a little knowledgeable, but eachuld each other's countries, 27 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: nothing could go wrong. Also, I hear Romania and I'm 28 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: like Andrew Tate, Yeah, I met this girl Romania. She 29 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: lived on this compound with twenty other women in one 30 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: bald man. I didn't see it all right, And she 31 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: said she didn't want to be my property, Like, what 32 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: the hell? What the heck? This went on for about 33 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: two years. Two years, yown, it's a long time. Whoa. 34 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: And eventually the conversation came up with her family about 35 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 1: possibly moving her to the States permanently. Joy, Hey, yo, 36 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: you guys, what are you thinking at this point? Told me, 37 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,639 Speaker 1: if you see any red flex yeah, I don't. Romania 38 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: never really recovered from the Quads regime, and the political 39 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 1: economic corruption makes me I don't I know how to 40 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: pronounce that word at all. We're rolling with a kyo 41 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: sesskuku any Romanians to help. Let us know, Romania never 42 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 1: really recovered from the Quisku regime, and political economic corruption 43 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: makes life pretty unpleasant for a lot of people. Her 44 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: marrying and moving to the US meant that her mom 45 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: wouldn't have to worry about her daughter having a good life. 46 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 1: Sounds good, Hey, that's what we want. So I arranged 47 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 1: for a sponsorship and I proposed to her. It seems 48 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: like all my dreams are coming true. John, It's all 49 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 1: making sense, all making sense, it's all coming together and 50 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: so perfectly right. Nothing bad will happen, nothing bad, Nothing 51 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,920 Speaker 1: bad will happen. Guys, guys, nothing bad's gonna happen. Why 52 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 1: you worry? Whoever? You look at your silly little face. 53 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 1: Worry so much? You worry too much. Then, about a 54 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: month after she's all settled in, I get a message 55 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 1: from her best friend back home. What's the only message 56 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 1: you want from your her best friend back home is 57 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: can I join in anything other than that? And you're 58 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: in murky territory? Hello, bestie, bestie. What followed were a 59 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:23,920 Speaker 1: year's a year's a year's worth of screenshots where my 60 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: fiance ragged about conning me into paying for her residency 61 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: while she cheated on me with eight different men, but 62 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: one of them was bald and lived in the compound 63 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: in Romanthia. And Andrew eight eight hate that busy and 64 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: her friend's words, you are a good man and you 65 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 1: don't deserve this, which true, dude, I feel to you. 66 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: How are you still best friends with her? Come on, 67 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 1: I don't know, man, get that out of here. Yeah. 68 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: Also like after a year, like it's a long time, 69 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, what if she was like, yeah, I 70 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: want to build it and then she comes in and 71 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: she gets the green card. Oh now we're talking. So 72 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: over the following two weeks, man goes on a rampage. 73 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: This guy doesn't give her a break. I reported her 74 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 1: to ICE and Homeland Security for a conversation her brother 75 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: and I had over a bottle. At one point, he 76 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: bragged about how he had done time in prison for 77 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,720 Speaker 1: smuggling weapons to Turkish terrorists and how she had been 78 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,840 Speaker 1: his lookout on several occasions. As you might imagine in 79 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 1: the war on Terror days, this was not taken lightly, 80 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: and she was immediately arrested and deported and put on 81 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: a permanent no entry terror watch list. Oh my god, 82 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,799 Speaker 1: wanted to take advantage of me, and she'd have fun 83 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,280 Speaker 1: never being able to come to the States again. That 84 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 1: is some pro revenge. I don't know what you guys 85 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 1: would have done differently, but I cannot imagine Sweeter Chef's 86 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:59,360 Speaker 1: kiss revenge than completely deporting this person. This is a 87 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 1: bit much. I mean, no, I doubled down do it. 88 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 1: It's the part of your fiance. It's terrible what what 89 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: she did. Oh man, that's oh man, years eight different 90 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 1: guys bragging about. I mean, it's it's awful. It's awful, 91 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: Like like I think punishment fits the crime. I mean 92 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 1: she did. It's it's it's one thing if she was 93 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,359 Speaker 1: just like, oh, I'm just like coming over and like 94 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: I'm doing my thingk blah blah blah. But I guess 95 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:33,520 Speaker 1: if she's like aiding in a betting smuggling terroriste, Yeah, 96 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: that is okay, okay, wow this also I love how 97 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: like the whole terrorist thing didn't like I put up 98 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 1: a red flag for him. It's like, that's true. That's 99 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,360 Speaker 1: like you heard this stories Like I would have been 100 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 1: like a babe, babe, are you a terrorist? Are you 101 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:54,280 Speaker 1: a terrorist? Bro? Make sure you're making content. Bro, you 102 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 1: wouldn't lie to me, Babe. Tell me if you're a 103 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 1: terrorist right now. Wow, I'm not a terrorist, sweetie. So 104 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: Meg definitely got his revenge. But if you want another 105 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 1: story about cheating, look at this video. My mom's sabotage 106 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: my dead dad's grave for cheating on her. Check it out. Oh,