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Speaker 1: It's another on the twenties. This is Nanica. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: would like to lodge a complaint. I'm sorry, sir. Can

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Speaker 1: you repeat that. I would like to speak to the

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Speaker 1: manager for I have a complaint to lodge. Oh okay, um,

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Speaker 1: I'm the manager. Is there something I can do for you, girl? Yes,

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Speaker 1: there is. My name is Seth McElroy and for the

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Speaker 1: last three weeks I've been getting coffee at your establishment, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: And because of you and your bikini baristas, I'm on

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Speaker 1: the verge of losing my job. Um. Is this related

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Speaker 1: to your coffee or this is related to this is

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Speaker 1: related to my life? Okay? One of our employees do

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Speaker 1: sometimes they've all done something. Okay, Um, well it's the

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Speaker 1: thing you identified as the problem. Well, basically you have

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Speaker 1: all of these scantily clad women serving coffee. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: and I can't get the images out of my mind.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, started a little confused, So I'll give you

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Speaker 1: an example. I'll give you an example. Okay. For example,

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Speaker 1: when I'm at work, I can't get coffee from the

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Speaker 1: break room because I become aroused. Okay, sure, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: you know, unless you can identify something that specifically happened

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Speaker 1: here at it. I think I just identified something that's happening.

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Speaker 1: The other day, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation at

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Speaker 1: work holding my coffee, and my boss asked me to

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Speaker 1: leave the room because he said I was quote getting

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Speaker 1: too excited during the presentation. Okay, okay, so here, Oh okay, wow,

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Speaker 1: Oh you don't understand. Because of you guys, sex and

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Speaker 1: coffee have blended together. They're both the same. To me

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Speaker 1: now it's ruining my life. Oh okay, So so, so

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Speaker 1: here's my here's my challenge, sir, because I you know,

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Speaker 1: we do aim to please, but yeah, do you aim

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Speaker 1: to please a little too much? Sir? I'm really sorry,

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Speaker 1: but you're not You're not sorry. I really am, I

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Speaker 1: really I'm so. It sounds really upset, sir. I'm very sorry,

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Speaker 1: but I just put it something that just uh little

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Speaker 1: out of my my my job description. What's your name again?

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Speaker 1: What's your name again? I'm Monica, Monica, Monica. You know what,

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Speaker 1: the other night, my wife wanted me to make love

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Speaker 1: to her and I couldn't unless I was actually drinking

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Speaker 1: coffee during it. We don't respect. I don't really want

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Speaker 1: to hear about your private life. So I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: be nice here. I'm gonna be suing you for mental anguish.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Prepare for the lawsuit of the century. Okay, sir,

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Speaker 1: we are BEREFTI company. There are women in bikinis who

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Speaker 1: serve coffee. I'm very well aware of that, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. A little too aware of it, I think. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, this is getting so out of control.

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Speaker 1: I'm so confused by this. I just I need you

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Speaker 1: to what are you confused about? You're telling me you're

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Speaker 1: suing me, and you can't tell me what actually happened

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Speaker 1: to you other than you have a sick, twisted fetish

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Speaker 1: and I a fetish. Okay. I was able to drink

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Speaker 1: my coffee all day long before you with no boners, none,

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Speaker 1: um and no. Stop using that language with me, sir,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry, Like I'm a grown woman, but you're

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Speaker 1: being crass and it's really making me uncomfortable, and I

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Speaker 1: need to get off the phone with you right now.

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Speaker 1: It's actually running a coffee business right now. You're ruining lives, sir. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I need you to not come back, and I need

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Speaker 1: you to seek fair. Repeat. So you first you're gonna

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Speaker 1: take my job away, and then you're gonna take sex

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Speaker 1: with my wife away, and now you're gonna take my

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Speaker 1: coffee away too. What kind of a horrible person are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm are you even talking? You're a terrible person. I

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Speaker 1: can't get him off the phone. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Who are you talking to? Is that Amberg? Is you

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Speaker 1: wearing the bunny costume? Sir? You are getting incredibly be

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Speaker 1: very uncomfortable Sexyboddy giving coffee, sexy body giving coffee. Okay, sir,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the end of my rope and I just

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Speaker 1: you're being inappropriate. I'm trying to help. I gotta tell

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Speaker 1: you something. This is a prank phone call. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Oh my god, are you kidding me? This

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Speaker 1: is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh my, your friend, your friend Andy set

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Speaker 1: you up. Yeah. He says that you get a lot

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Speaker 1: of weirdos calling you there, so I thought I would

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Speaker 1: add to the mixture. Oh yeah, I have one currently

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Speaker 1: right now too. If you're interested, week up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jubal phone taps weekdays on the twenties point five.

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Speaker 1: I want you