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Speaker 1: All right, brand new full hour for you right now

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Speaker 1: it starts. Yeah, is that backwards talk?

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Speaker 2: You're losing me. You're honestly confusing.

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Speaker 3: When does it start, like now or after we're done talking?

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Speaker 4: So it's not started yet.

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Speaker 1: No, it's like okay, hey, by the way, this is

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffries much for a Monday morning.

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Speaker 2: Please.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I talk backwards because my mom's from Oklahoma and

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Speaker 1: that's how they talk about there.

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Speaker 5: Sure it is like down there they talk that way.

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Speaker 4: So like you said goodbye to people when you see

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Speaker 4: him first.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, people who know No, okay, no, no, And I

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Speaker 1: think I started backwards anyway.

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Speaker 4: That's backwards into.

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Speaker 3: Got to hurt my brain.

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Speaker 1: We got a full new hour for you with a

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Speaker 1: brand new Loser line. We got a brand new phone

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Speaker 1: tap today.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 5: And by the way, we do put.

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Speaker 1: The Loser Line clips like you can see video of

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Speaker 5: Our YouTube Batbrook and Jeffrey. Yes, and we love highlighting

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Speaker 5: your comments.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Rosie said, omg, I pulled out my cheesy popcorn

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Speaker 2: and jelly bellies.

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Speaker 6: For the one that's going to be a prime listen.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was quite the combo.

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Speaker 7: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, your new full flower starts right now,

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Speaker 1: or right now, your full hour starts, whatever way you

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Speaker 1: want to do it.

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Speaker 3: People are wondering if we've reached peak obsessive parenting yet

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Speaker 3: it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. I say that because

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Speaker 3: a new product just came out that a lot of

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Speaker 3: people are talking about, and I wonder if Brooke would

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Speaker 3: be up for it, because Helicopter Parenting just got a

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Speaker 3: hardware upgrade.

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Speaker 8: Oh easy.

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Speaker 5: I didn't think people were doing that anymore.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was out Now It's like, what was

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Speaker 1: the one called Lighthouse parenting?

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Speaker 5: Is the new one? Oh, you're just the beacon out

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Speaker 5: in the distance here, I am.

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Speaker 2: Child, if you need me.

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Speaker 3: Is that what you're doing?

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Speaker 5: Trying it?

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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 3: What's the type of parenting where you don't let them

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Speaker 3: leave till well after they're.

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Speaker 5: Eighteen years old, just loving them, jeff.

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Speaker 3: But I'm talking about the shoebrand Sketches today because they've

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Speaker 3: launched a new kids sneaker line called Find My Sketchers,

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Speaker 3: which are basically normal shoes, but they have a secret,

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Speaker 3: hidden compartment underneath the insole tailor made for parents to

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Speaker 3: put Apple air tags.

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Speaker 1: In so creepy, creep creepy.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sleeps with her children every night like normal parents.

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Speaker 1: Although I will say there's some kids that need it

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Speaker 1: for different reasons.

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Speaker 5: You know, like there's some kids that have a hard

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Speaker 5: time following instructions.

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Speaker 3: Right, So it's a way to help track your kids

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Speaker 3: without anybody knowing, not even the kid. Yeah, you don't

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Speaker 3: want them knowing that kids.

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Speaker 9: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I feel like they should make them for senior citizens.

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Speaker 1: You know, all those silver alerts that we have and

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Speaker 1: they're all wandering off.

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Speaker 3: Yes, also a clever way for parents to locate their

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Speaker 3: child's lost.

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Speaker 8: Shoes because that happens all the time.

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Speaker 3: Sizes run from toddler to eight years old, with prices

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Speaker 3: starting at fifty two bucks.

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Speaker 8: The air tags are sold separate Suddenly both.

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Speaker 1: Suddenly people aren't all anti kid backpack leash, are they?

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Speaker 5: Because it's essentially the same thing. So just the digital

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Speaker 3: How many pairs of Find my Sketches are we buying

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Speaker 5: None for them, but a couple for my husband.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you're probably not interested because you already have

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Speaker 3: micro chips implanted in your children's bodies somewhere.

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Speaker 5: Duh, Those are just homing beacons, right, just.

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Speaker 3: Because you love them.

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Speaker 8: Anyway, We're gonna move on. Give to the shot.

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Speaker 3: Collar question of the day, with a man who still

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Speaker 3: doesn't realize his wife slipped an AirTag into his incision

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Speaker 3: during his appendectomy.

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Speaker 4: You're always gonna be found.

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Speaker 3: Because she loves you. So why I'm still using Yeah,

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Speaker 3: our digital producer, let's do it, sar Beef, coming out

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Speaker 3: of your recommend Today is National Face Mask Day.

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Speaker 10: It's a holiday that encourages people to indulge in self

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Speaker 10: care by applying a nice high trading masks to pamper

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Speaker 10: your pores and saturate your skin with sweet goopy moistness.

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Speaker 10: But to stay you know, we're honoring a very different

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Speaker 10: kind of face mask, the kind you don't rinse offt

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Speaker 10: but put on for dramatic effect. Rather in movies, TV shows, entertainment.

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Speaker 10: It's time for a special asking for a masking edition of.

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Speaker 3: Twenty.

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Speaker 10: Okay, now you say number one through twenty. I'll tell

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Speaker 10: you about a film or TV series that features a

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Speaker 10: name the character, the actor, the movie, or the show.

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Speaker 10: You just have to answer correctly to stay in the game. Interesting,

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Speaker 10: We'll start with the woman who likes to use water

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Speaker 10: down mac and cheese powder as a cheap hydrating face mask.

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Speaker 4: Yes, orange glow.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Number eight Alexis, you may receive no help from.

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Speaker 2: The I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's one that we're all gonna be like.

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Speaker 10: Here's your clue, Alexis. He's a billionaire with daddy issues

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Speaker 10: so bad he decided to dress like a flying rodent

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Speaker 2: Yay, I do know if Batman.

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Speaker 10: Is Karp Brook. Eight is off the board.

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Speaker 5: Okay, give me nine nine, here's your clue.

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Speaker 10: Brook. He's often portrayed as the toughest and most aggressive

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Speaker 10: of the teenage mutant Ninja turtles, which one wears a

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Speaker 5: You I know this one. Michelangelo has orange and Raphael

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Speaker 5: has red.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure?

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Speaker 5: Yes? And positive?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: I only know Michaelangelo.

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Speaker 1: It's the blue and purple always get mixed up on Jose.

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Speaker 10: Eight and nine have been chosen. How about a number.

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Speaker 4: Let's go number three for three.

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Speaker 10: This psycho wears a hockey mask and never talks shows

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Speaker 10: up uninvited to Cabins in the woods, basically an introvert

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Speaker 10: with the machete. His first name is Jason. What's his last?

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Speaker 6: Because I was like, which one is it?

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Speaker 13: Jason or Michael? Because I don't watch a lot of

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Speaker 4: I just started watching scary movies. But I do remember.

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Speaker 4: It's really weird.

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Speaker 13: It's Jason voorhes for he s.

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Speaker 5: Did we're killing this last Jake?

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Speaker 10: Jason out a number, Jeffrey, give me number eleven. Here's

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Speaker 10: your clue. He's got a sword, a horse, and a

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Speaker 10: major flair for dramatic entrances named this masked legend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think are you using horse as a euphemism

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Speaker 3: or do you mean horse like a literal?

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Speaker 5: Literally? Jeff okay, different from the movie you watched last night.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: If it's a real horse and you're implying there's a

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Speaker 3: like that can only mean one thing. Yes, this must

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Speaker 3: be the nineteen forty nine production of The Lone Ranger,

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Speaker 3: starring Wild West legend Clayton Moore. That's not what I was.

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Speaker 3: My mom made me watch every episode of that show

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Speaker 3: to help me get the lead role in any gets

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Speaker 3: your gun so high, silver sword, Lone Ranger away, the

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Speaker 3: Lone Ranger.

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Speaker 10: Hardly, that's Zorro.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me.

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Speaker 5: Lone Ranger doesn't have a sword, Dude, he's got a gun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's packing a sword.

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Speaker 8: You have no idea Apple AirTag will find that thing.

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Speaker 10: Jeffrey's been eliminated for down to three people. We're talking

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Speaker 10: about masked people from film and television. Alexis and need

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Speaker 10: a number from you?

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Speaker 5: Twelve.

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Speaker 10: He's got a metal mask, a cape and also Daddy issues,

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Speaker 10: Daddy issues in this. Yeah, it's not Kanye.

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Speaker 6: This guy's from space.

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Speaker 9: Who is it.

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Speaker 2: Space? A metal mask?

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Speaker 5: I can only think of one metal mask, I.

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Speaker 10: Think, man, that's the Iron Man. Very good, Daddy, He's

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Speaker 10: not from space. From you, this is Darth Vader.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I never.

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Speaker 5: Think of that black one being made of metal.

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Speaker 10: No, Brook, We're down to you. You get this wrong.

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Speaker 10: And Jose's winning today?

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Speaker 10: Nineteen he's got a chainsaw, bad skin and Mommy issues.

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Speaker 10: What is up with this list? Name this Texas terror?

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Speaker 13: What's the name?

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Speaker 5: What is the name of them? It's the Texas Chainsaw massacre.

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Speaker 13: Guy it's from Texas.

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Speaker 4: So kidding like Bill Wayne.

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Speaker 6: Wayne could be the lone ranger.

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Speaker 3: Issues in that show.

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Speaker 5: I feel like his name's Brad.

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Speaker 10: Last name, Yeah, No, Brad, Brook says just Brad. It's

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Speaker 4: His name is Leatherface.

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Speaker 10: Oh, probably because of his leathery face.

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Speaker 5: That's obviously his stage name, Brad. It was probably his

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Speaker 10: That's right. You have one today's edition of.

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Speaker 8: Twenty Jose.

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Speaker 3: You get to choose who gets shocked, and they're going

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Speaker 3: to be singing in honor of masks.

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Speaker 8: Can't feel my face by the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Who's it going to be?

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Speaker 13: I think Chainsaw Brad was pretty bad Brook.

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Speaker 5: I can't feel my face and I'm with you, but

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Speaker 5: I love it. Oh, I love it.

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Speaker 3: That is your shot collar question. The other day, we

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Speaker 3: got your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 9: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: For a long time, we've done our Hero of the week.

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Speaker 3: Why not shake it up today and do Victim of

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Speaker 3: the Week. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Sounds like it's going to lead to a sad story.

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Speaker 3: No, how could that? How are you getting that from victim?

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Speaker 3: Victims are our number one exports. So this week's honored

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Speaker 3: victim is Erica Khan, and looking back, Erica realizes she

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Speaker 3: made two big mistakes. First was choosing to forego health

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Speaker 3: she said to herself, I'm young, I'm in good shape.

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Speaker 3: I don't need to waste my money getting health insurance.

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Speaker 1: She said money, yeah, or she said to herself, I

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Speaker 5: One thousand dollars a month at Cobra cost.

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Speaker 8: Yes, yes, maybe.

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Speaker 3: But her second mistake was screaming when a wild bat

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Speaker 3: It's the radio segment that's starting a new charity called

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Speaker 3: Locks of Lump, where they take the hairballs that your

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Speaker 3: Taffy do Guard was having a fun night.

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Speaker 3: But for some reason, that only made her dance harder. Oh,

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Speaker 3: of Ohio. There's a woman named Tia McCreery who went

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Speaker 6: My a car, Tia Kia.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: In the beginning, things were going smooth and the dealership

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Speaker 5: I love my Keia.

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Speaker 6: It's a great car.

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Speaker 8: It all went well and Tia was pre approved.

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Speaker 6: And nobody got tempted.

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Speaker 5: They said, okay, you can't take that back. Can you

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Speaker 4: Well, kind of figuratively too.

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Speaker 3: And then she sent the dealership a cease and desist

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Speaker 3: A lot of money now, the most significant ruling so

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Speaker 8: Yeah, she has no matter how.

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Speaker 3: This turns out. It's kind of amazing to see an

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Speaker 5: It's got a lot of time to think on the bus.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, even if there was some legitimacy to her loan

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Speaker 13: Go check and see if mazda.

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Speaker 3: Uh oh, look out.

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Speaker 8: This next Lazer story is out of Vegas.

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Speaker 3: Nick Phillips and Heather Schrowing love entering contests and recently

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Speaker 3: they hit the jackpot with the Hellman's Mayonnaise Company by

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Speaker 5: People like, yeah, they're definitely white people.

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Speaker 3: Well what does that mean. Well, winners of the contest

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Speaker 3: Well, there is one catch to this. The officiant would

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm glad people are taking marriage so seriously. Yeah,

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Speaker 15: You don't know.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true. I'm showing a photo of it to everybody.

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Speaker 3: We'll have the pictures up on our INSTA story is

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Speaker 13: Did they use Mayo to make ranch. Let's hope.

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Speaker 5: No, dude, I'm gonna tell you fries dipped in mayonnaise.

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Speaker 5: It's the best thing ever.

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Speaker 4: Try it.

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Speaker 5: It's a very French thing.

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Speaker 8: Nick and Heather were totally into it.

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Speaker 3: In their submission, the couple described themselves as Condiments Somaliaisonaise,

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, you made it.

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Speaker 3: There had the headline, A giant tub of mayonnaise married

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Speaker 1: It looks really cute, And they said, I dip is

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Speaker 1: what the science says I do.

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Speaker 8: I did, guys, She said.

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Speaker 3: Hellman's initial had a dress code sending all the guests

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Speaker 5: Oh a dry eye in the room.

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Speaker 3: The couple later read their actual vows over at Chippendale's

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Speaker 3: In fact, he was showing them exactly what to do

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Speaker 3: that sound means later. No, that sound means Laser Stories

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Speaker 3: it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's always awkward when somebody asks you about your body count.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, boy appropriate, It's like, mom, let it go,

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Speaker 1: stop asking me.

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Speaker 5: Is she just trying to compare notes?

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Speaker 3: She wants to see who is a higher all the time.

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Speaker 5: Or dying inside is the good part.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure you'll feel the same when you hear it

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Speaker 3: in a brand new Loser line coming up right after this,

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Speaker 9: This the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good by.

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Speaker 8: If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works

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Speaker 8: like this.

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Speaker 3: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 3: I just need to know are you the Titanic?

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Speaker 16: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Oh, this is bad because your body is legendary and

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Speaker 3: I want to explore your lower decks. Whatever you do,

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Speaker 3: and tell him to explore that poop deck. Instead, tell

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Speaker 8: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 16: Next message, what type of woman do you think I am?

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Speaker 1: You think it's okay to exchange.

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Speaker 16: In numbers with someone as attractive as me and then

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Speaker 16: calling other than me? Hi, You've reached for Veronica.

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Speaker 16: It means I gave it to you after three or

453
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Speaker 16: more drinks, or because he bragged about your crypto and.

454
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Speaker 11: I liked it. That's the type you go for.

455
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Speaker 16: I don't need you, you need me.

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Speaker 1: That didn't work on the guys in the room. You

457
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Speaker 1: were just extra turned on and wanting to call her immediately.

458
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Speaker 3: I kind of reached for my wallet when she said

459
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Speaker 3: that that you know what I gave up. I just

460
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Speaker 3: I love it when attractive people get the loser line

461
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Speaker 3: because they're so incredulous. They're like, how could you not

462
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Speaker 3: be interested in me?

463
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Speaker 1: And they don't even know that they're leaving the message.

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Speaker 1: At first, I thought she was mocking herself, and then

465
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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's word, Samantha, it's ready. We never finished our

467
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Speaker 7: combo from yesterday. I I'm really into you, but I

468
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Speaker 7: do need to know your number. You know your your

469
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Speaker 7: body count. I'm serious, Like, you never answered me about that,

470
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Speaker 7: even though I told your mind which is two and

471
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Speaker 7: a half, which I don't know why.

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Speaker 12: It's just a half. That's what you said. It had

473
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Speaker 12: to be my take.

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Speaker 7: All the cards on the table, extended family members should

475
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Speaker 7: count as full numbers. So I'm going with three, and

476
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Speaker 7: I'm not going to feel bad about it. It's just

477
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Speaker 7: something that happened anyways. I just think it's fair that

478
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Speaker 7: I know your number two. Is it bigger than.

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Speaker 9: Two and a half or less?

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Speaker 12: I'm curious.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to do the math on that. Was it

482
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Speaker 3: two normal hookups and one cousin or five cousins up

483
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Speaker 3: to two and a half.

484
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Speaker 5: And you're just adding all the halves together.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm seven and a half now.

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Speaker 1: I was so against sharing body count because I don't

487
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Speaker 1: think it matters until that call.

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Speaker 5: And that maybe that if there's a half, ever, what

489
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Speaker 5: is a quarter of him?

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Speaker 2: I don't need to.

491
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Speaker 1: Know you're the one asking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, none of us.

493
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Speaker 3: You do your thing and then report back to us

494
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Speaker 3: on what the percentages should be.

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Speaker 13: It comes back to the decimal points somehow.

496
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Speaker 8: Oh god, we're in the middle of the loser line.

497
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Speaker 3: Remember we are on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, and all the

498
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Speaker 3: podcast platforms, so you could find us there at Brooke

499
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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: Let's go to the next clip.

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Speaker 12: Next message.

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Speaker 14: Hi, Ray, it's from the singles mixer at Margaritaville. I

503
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Speaker 14: hope this isn't like weird of me to ask, but

504
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Speaker 14: I was wondering if maybe I could come by your

505
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Speaker 14: place sometime this weekend. It's just like, I really need

506
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Speaker 14: someplace to watch the latest season of The Great British Bakeoff.

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Speaker 14: I'm like halfway through this thing and my son of

508
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Speaker 14: a check boyfriend, Charlie, apparently he found out I was

509
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Speaker 14: still using his Netflix account and anyhow the mother changed

510
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Speaker 14: the password on me again. So now I'm like totally

511
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Speaker 14: left in suspense. So like, hopefully you're around, or you know,

512
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Speaker 14: even if you're not, I wouldn't mind watching it by

513
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Speaker 14: myself at your place. I can just put myself in.

514
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Speaker 14: I'm pretty tidy, I mean, hey, I clean, I mean toilet.

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Speaker 5: Oh next, or she could go over to my house

516
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Speaker 5: and watch it.

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Speaker 3: We're get coming over to watch Netflix.

518
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Speaker 8: She should be your new roommate.

519
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Speaker 3: Broa that place down and then bake you up something

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Speaker 3: nice for when she's done.

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Speaker 1: I love that people who watch a Great British Bakeoff

522
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Speaker 1: are the ones with the dirtiest mouse.

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Speaker 12: Next.

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Speaker 18: Hey there, Lilian, this is kept from Kenmore Reptiles Inquorium.

525
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Speaker 18: You're as number down in our Hot Deals on Cold

526
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Speaker 18: Bloods books. Really pretty handwriting, by the way, very nice.

527
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Speaker 18: But so anyway, I'm calling me because we've got some

528
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Speaker 18: exclusive reptile specials. I thought you might be interested in

529
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Speaker 18: this month, we've got to buy one. Get one on

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Speaker 18: feeder mice. Could be a nice meal for any of

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Speaker 18: our skale friends you might have, or maybe an ex.

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Speaker 3: Boyfriend you know.

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Speaker 18: Wait, let's say I got a couple of red eared

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Speaker 18: slider turtles. One's name is Judge Judy because she's got

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Speaker 18: that still.

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Speaker 11: At courtroom energy.

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Speaker 18: She loves to swim laps and can be surprisingly sassy

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Speaker 18: if he escape or kale. Anyway, she's available. Oh and

539
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Speaker 18: if you're in the market for a starter or go on,

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Speaker 18: I got one named Sherbert. Honestly hasn't really clicked with

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Speaker 18: anyone yet, so I don't know why, but she's got

542
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Speaker 18: to think for the ladies.

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Speaker 11: So anyway, if you wanted to swing by, who knows

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Speaker 11: got some.

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Speaker 18: Deals that you're interested come, you know, come swing by

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Speaker 18: the shop anytime, stay scaly.

547
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Speaker 5: Like expert salesman. Yes, in the market for a reptile

548
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Speaker 5: until now, that's the thing.

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Speaker 3: He thought that he was leaving a voicemail for a

550
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Speaker 3: real customer, not for a radio show, which honestly can

551
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Speaker 3: only mean one thing that Sherbert has not been adopted yet.

552
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Speaker 3: And if there's a reptile store near you with a

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Speaker 3: lizard named Sherbert in there, we are begging you to

554
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Speaker 3: go in and ask the clerk, is it okay if

555
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 3: I hold your lizard and maybe touch tongues with it

556
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Speaker 3: just a little bit, just to see if we click.

557
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Speaker 5: Apparently she really likes the ladies.

558
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 13: Yes, tongues stick to your tongue.

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00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, situation, Yeah, hot situation.

560
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Speaker 8: Go have the's on a meal worm milkshake with.

561
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Speaker 5: One of those bogo Yes.

562
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Speaker 3: You could be Sherbert's forever home and that story would

563
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Speaker 3: be great for our socials. So please make it happen

564
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Speaker 3: and subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube where we

565
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 3: can hear all of your favorite loser lines where we

566
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Speaker 3: highlight them just for you.

567
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Speaker 8: Right there, your phone tap is coming up.

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Speaker 9: Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And we know

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Speaker 3: clowns aren't exactly huge right now, not getting a ton

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Speaker 3: of bookings.

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Speaker 5: For clowns trying to make the world happy.

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Speaker 3: Right and what just because of the stigma, Like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I hired a clown once for a birthday party and

575
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Speaker 3: they ended up killing everyone.

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Speaker 2: But that has not happened.

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Speaker 3: Horror movie. I'm just saying it's a stigma. So clowns

578
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Speaker 3: are out, but magicians they're still hot.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: In fact, a man who goes by the name Tic

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Speaker 3: Tac is looking to get in touch with one, not

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Speaker 3: to book a performance, but for a more practical reason. Uh,

583
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Speaker 3: you'll find out in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 11: Another Hi, Magic Entertainment, this is him. I'm not going

585
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Speaker 11: to help you.

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Speaker 6: Hey, is this like the Magic Show Place or whatever.

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Speaker 11: We do have magicians and that we do for private

588
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Speaker 11: and corporate events. Are you interested in hiring someone?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're the place. That's awesome. Man, I found you.

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00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 11: Well, we are awesome. How can I help you today?

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Speaker 19: Well, like my cousin theirdo, his nephew just had a

593
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Speaker 19: birthday or like maybe it was his niece's insignia.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, man, I've been going out of parties lately,

595
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Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying. All right, Anyways, they had

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Speaker 6: a magician there. I believe it was from your establishment.

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Speaker 19: His name was like Presto Paul, or like paula depression

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Speaker 19: or something like, I don't remember.

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Speaker 11: Paul. Well, I think all the magicians are depressed, but

600
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Speaker 11: they're all very good at what they do.

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Speaker 6: Oh, wait a minute, that was like a joker or something.

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Speaker 11: Yes, yes, I'm just trying to like it a little bit.

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Speaker 6: Oh, you like magicians and comleans like this place? Man,

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Speaker 6: you're fine.

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Speaker 11: Well, I'm a little busy right now. But we do

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Speaker 11: have a magician. His name is Paul. Okay, maybe the

607
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Speaker 11: guy you're talking about. But i'd be happy to help

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Speaker 11: you book him.

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Speaker 19: No, no, I'm good on that. But like, he did

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Speaker 19: something that blew me away. So yeah, have you seen

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Speaker 19: the trick he does? Well, he like escape a pair

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Speaker 19: of handcuffs while he was locked in a box.

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Speaker 13: Crazy.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, a lot of him do that. It's very common.

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Speaker 19: Oh well, I'd have to admit I've been in a

616
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Speaker 19: very similar situation. I would love to learn that skill set,

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Speaker 19: like maybe a future magic show.

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Speaker 11: Okay, so you need help getting out of handcuffs.

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Speaker 19: Well, I mean everybody's been in a situation where you

620
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Speaker 19: need to get out of a pair of cops.

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Speaker 6: It's a very valuable skill to have, like in case

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Speaker 6: of emergency.

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Speaker 11: I've never been in handcuffs, so I don't know that

624
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Speaker 11: that's a valuable skill. Is there anything else?

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Speaker 18: Yeah?

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Speaker 19: I was just wondering if he could have come over

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Speaker 19: and like, you know, he could show me and I'll

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Speaker 19: have my cousin dress up as like a prison guard,

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Speaker 19: like or whatever.

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Speaker 11: Okay, look, if you're trying to do some kind of

631
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Speaker 11: weird role playing situation, my company doesn't want to be

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Speaker 11: a part of that.

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Speaker 6: Okay, maybe I'm telling you about the wrong trick. I

634
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Speaker 6: think that's the problem here, you know, because did you

635
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Speaker 6: see the rabbit one.

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Speaker 11: They're every single major and they have the rabbit trick.

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Speaker 6: No, but like I don't know how to do it.

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Speaker 19: Like, for example, let's say I'm in the middle of

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Speaker 19: a mall and all of a sudden, people's wallets just

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Speaker 19: start missing, and I'm just like running down the corridor

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Speaker 19: with my magic hat, like oh this one disappeared, this

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Speaker 19: one reappeared. Like I can help people find them. We'll

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Speaker 19: take them, you know, like whatever the situation requires.

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Speaker 11: You know what, I think that you are trying to

645
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Speaker 11: learn magic for bad intentions. And I really don't like

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Speaker 11: this conversation.

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Speaker 19: Oh hey, man, let's like Voldemort than Harry Potter, Like

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Speaker 19: I don't use dark magic or whatever.

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Speaker 6: I want the good magic.

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Speaker 12: No.

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Speaker 11: Sure, I'm saying that you are trying to use magic

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Speaker 11: to steal things and it's not appropriate.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, wait a minute, I never said that, you know.

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Speaker 11: You implied it. No, you're announce that's how that we

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Speaker 11: need We don't. We don't want to partake in this

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Speaker 11: part of the behavior.

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Speaker 6: This is just like a party trick, lady.

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Speaker 19: Okay, I saw Paul Depresso or whatever his name is,

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Speaker 19: and he was doing something like song people in half.

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Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 11: So these are tricks. You understand that they are illusions.

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Speaker 11: They're magic tricks. They're not real.

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Speaker 12: No.

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Speaker 19: But like, let's just say, like you found the body

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Speaker 19: and you want to cleanly disperse and get rid of.

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Speaker 6: It or whatever.

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Speaker 11: You would call them nine one one if that happened. Okay, cops, man,

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Speaker 11: I don't.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I mean, yeah, the cops.

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Speaker 19: I should call the police because that's what a normal

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Speaker 19: citizen would do without warrants.

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Speaker 6: Okay, they're my best friends. I love the cops and

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Speaker 6: their little doggies.

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Speaker 11: We're done here.

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Speaker 19: Well, wait, all I asked for was for you to

676
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Speaker 19: teach me how to get out of handcuffs and make

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00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 19: bodies disappear and maybe animals.

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Speaker 11: That's exactly why I'm getting off the phone.

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Speaker 6: Oh man, Sarah was right. Man, you really are mean,

680
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 6: you know, Sarah, like you're your coworker.

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Speaker 11: What actually she.

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Speaker 6: Told me you have a good sense of humor.

683
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Speaker 19: Because this is Jose from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 19: Jeffrey in the Morning, we're doing a phone tap on your.

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Speaker 9: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 12: I see you for me?

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00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 5: This is crazy.

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Speaker 11: You guys are nuts.

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Speaker 6: We're not nuts, man.

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Speaker 19: What's nuts is that you're withholding all of these beautiful

691
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Speaker 19: skills and information that the public needs to learn. I'm

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Speaker 19: stealing a barra of handcuffs right now as we speak.

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Speaker 9: The Weeke Up every morning was fun taps weekday mornings

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00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 9: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: On a dating app, Is it a flex to say

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Speaker 3: I'll fly out to come and meet you.

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 4: Absolutely it is.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it kind of is really compared to like, Hey,

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Speaker 3: I'll train out to come and meet you. I'll be

701
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 3: there in like four days.

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Speaker 13: I've been planes on a flex.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what is man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm thankful this guy took a plane

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Speaker 3: ride to meet up with his date. I just wish

706
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 3: that the actual hangout went a little bit smoother. Nothing

707
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 3: that we can't fix by just being our natural charming

708
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 3: selves and arranging another date for them. You're gonna hear

709
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 3: what happened in your brand new second date update next

710
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 3: second date up date date. I've heard you can always

711
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 3: trust people who have a five letter first name. Tyler Mason,

712
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 3: Vince the slap Chop guy before he got arrested. I

713
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 3: really trust him. You just feel safe talking to somebody

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00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,919
Speaker 3: with five letters in their first name.

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00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 5: It's Vincelachopal.

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00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 8: Yeah, you could always trust him.

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Speaker 3: That's why I get a really cozy feeling knowing our

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00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 3: listener on the phone right now has a five letter

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Speaker 3: first name, a guy named Corey c O R E

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Speaker 3: Y Corey. Your name alone means you have a lot

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Speaker 3: to live up to here. But welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 12: How you doing, Thanks, I'm all right, How are you?

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Speaker 8: Does the girl that you met have a five letter

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Speaker 8: first name too?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 8: No, Sadly, I know that Jeff.

727
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Speaker 5: Was like so into this five letter thing. Nobody on

728
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 5: this show has a five letter dame.

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00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's how you know we're all pieces of garbage.

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Speaker 5: Alexis has the same amount.

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Speaker 3: Of letters as I do, almost Jeffy, Jeffy has five

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Speaker 3: letters in it.

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Speaker 8: So yeah, I'm trustworthy and you can trust me with

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Speaker 8: your story. Corey, go ahead. What's the name of this

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Speaker 8: girl that you met?

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Speaker 12: Her name is Alfon Alison.

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Speaker 8: Let's call her Ali A L L I E. So

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Speaker 8: that I can approve of that way. Well, we do today,

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Speaker 8: So tell us about Alison.

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Speaker 3: Where did you meet her?

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Speaker 12: Well? I met her on a dating app, and I

742
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 12: haven't had the best of luck. Like I've been on

743
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 12: the dating apps for a long time, and it's just

744
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 12: it's been a while since I made a real connection

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00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 12: with anybody.

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00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: We hear that a lot about the apps. I don't

748
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 5: think you're alone in that at all.

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00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 12: Yeah, But Alice and I we like really hit it off.

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Speaker 12: And the only problem is shouldn't live in my town.

751
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Speaker 12: She was like a couple hours away by driving.

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Speaker 2: You got a big radius on that appy.

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Speaker 5: A couple of hours is a commitment.

754
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's something you're willing to do.

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00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, it would have to be worth it, and I

756
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 12: decided it absolutely would be. She seemed into it too,

757
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 12: so we were like, how how do we do this?

758
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 12: And I had a pre weekend. I'm like, I'm free

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Speaker 12: next weekend. What if I fly up there?

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Speaker 1: Whoa, oh, fly I like how you're like, I'm not

761
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Speaker 1: driving a couple hours, get me out of plan I know,

762
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Speaker 1: but it takes the same amount of time at the end,

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Speaker 1: by the time you have to go to the airport,

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Speaker 1: check in, do all the stuff, it's the same amount

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Speaker 1: of time.

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Speaker 8: I mean, that's her seeing all the effort that you're

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Speaker 8: willing to put in just to meet up with her.

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Speaker 5: Did you, like get a hotel or did you expect

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Speaker 5: to stay with her for the weekend.

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Speaker 12: I didn't have expectations. I was like, you know, I

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Speaker 12: was prepared for it, but no, I got a hotel.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, but I didn't.

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Speaker 12: I didn't have the hotel already booked. I was like,

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Speaker 12: I'll get one when I.

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Speaker 3: Need one, because you can't like cancel day of Also,

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Speaker 3: your name is Corey with five letters in it, so

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Speaker 3: she felt safe just being around you, knowing that in

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Speaker 3: itself she can trust.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean I didn't. Hopefully I didn't make any

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Speaker 12: expectations that I was going to stay with her or whatever.

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Speaker 8: Hopefully she registers that. How did the meetup go?

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Speaker 12: So we're like, let's just go to a restaurant, and

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Speaker 12: she suggested a chain restaurant, which is fine. It's probably

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00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 12: it's not the rest of I would have picked.

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Speaker 5: He's disappointed.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, it's great. The conversation flowed. There was lots of laughter.

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Speaker 12: We were playing this game where it was like, let's

788
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 12: look at the people around us and try to guess

789
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:25,800
Speaker 12: what jobs that they would have. She was so funny.

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Speaker 12: She kept saying like uber driver, like she ran out

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Speaker 12: of guess and she just kept dousing the same thing.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, joke.

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Speaker 12: He wasn't like super great at the game, but we

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00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 12: had to laugh about it.

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Speaker 1: Was there more than just a restaurant, I would assume

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Speaker 1: because you're there all weekend, right, Yeah.

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00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 12: Yeah, So we were like, you know, dinner was over

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Speaker 12: and there was a cheesecake factory next door.

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Speaker 5: This is like the chain mecca.

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Speaker 12: So it's like, let's get some dessert there, and we

801
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 12: were going to take it to go.

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Speaker 2: Where were you going to go?

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Speaker 5: Well was the plan?

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Speaker 12: We were just going to go to the park and

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Speaker 12: just hang out more.

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Speaker 5: At night.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, romantic, but.

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Speaker 12: I mean I was floored by the prices actually at

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Speaker 12: cheesecake factory.

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Speaker 5: Restaurants just right now are so expensive, you know, the

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Speaker 5: prices have gone.

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Speaker 12: Up so much, and so we were just like it's

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Speaker 12: got one and we split it. Okay, So we went

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Speaker 12: to the park and we ate the cheesecake, have more

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Speaker 12: good conversation, and then then it was like, okay, let's

816
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Speaker 12: split up.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay. So she didn't invite you back to her place.

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Speaker 12: She did not I would flying back the next night,

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Speaker 12: and so in my mind it was like, let's go

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Speaker 12: to bed and we can wake up early and you know,

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Speaker 12: then the next day with each other, they would.

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Speaker 2: You like brunch or something like before you leave a

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Speaker 2: lot of time with someone you don't know.

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Speaker 19: Though, but also that's a good thing because you go

825
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 19: to the hotel in the morning, you text her say hi,

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Speaker 19: good morning, would you like to do something?

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Speaker 13: And if she says no, then then you know it's

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Speaker 13: a no.

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Speaker 5: There's freakentel, no breakfast, so.

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Speaker 1: The lobby yet the waffle bar.

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Speaker 8: I mean, it's no chain restaurant, but it'll do. So

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Speaker 8: what happened the next day.

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Speaker 12: Well, so I did that. I texted her like let's

834
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Speaker 12: hang out and she didn't say no, but she was

835
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Speaker 12: just like, sorry, I have this my grandma has this thing,

836
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Speaker 12: and I can't hang out today.

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Speaker 1: I kind of sound maybe not, maybe it was just

838
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: a miscommunication, Like how good were you at being direct

839
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Speaker 1: when you're coming in like, hey, I want to see

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Speaker 1: you both days.

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Speaker 12: I wasn't really because I didn't want to put any

842
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 12: pressure on her. But I was super disappointed though, because

843
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 12: we had hit it off, and like I flew.

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Speaker 3: Up there, yes and now and now she's not calling

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Speaker 3: you back.

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00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 12: It was texted a few times, but like it feels

847
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,959
Speaker 12: like a little different maybe, and so I can't figure

848
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 12: it out. I have no idea what's going on.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if Alison really wants to go to her

850
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 3: grandma's funeral over like spending more time with you, I

851
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 3: think that's a big red flag for her.

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00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 5: So it was an activity with her alive grammar.

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Speaker 3: It's how I read it. Jeff should have been more clear,

854
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 3: should have been more clear about that. And we're gonna

855
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,439
Speaker 3: hold her feet to the fire when we come back

856
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 3: call her and get you. Let's you see what she

857
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 3: has to say when we do your second date update.

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00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 3: Right after this second date update. It is not a

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Speaker 3: good sign when you fly out of town for a

860
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Speaker 3: first date and the person decides to hang out with

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Speaker 3: their grandma over you sign. Well, that's what kind of

862
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 3: happened to our listener, Corey. He traveled by plane to

863
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 3: meet up with a woman named Alison. They had dinner

864
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Speaker 3: and cheesecake one night, but the next day she told him, Oh, sorry,

865
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Speaker 3: I actually can't see you again. I'm chilling with my

866
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Speaker 3: Graham Graham today. So naturally, Corey's wondering, is this because

867
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 3: I did something wrong on her date? Or is her

868
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 3: grandma really just that cool? Brook please reassure Corey and

869
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 3: tell him he's cooler than a granny here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure that's what it is.

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00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 2: My grandma's always gonna come first. Grandma will go first.

872
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 5: But grandma shouldn't take all day.

873
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, like there should even Corey if it was like, hey,

874
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: can I just meet you for coffee before I fly out?

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00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 4: Did you can I bring my grandma or coffee?

876
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 5: Did you ask that?

877
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 12: I mean, I guess I guess I should have offered that.

878
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 12: I don't really I didn't think of that.

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00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I mean maybe that's all it is.

880
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 12: But I'm still holding out hope that this is gonna

881
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 12: work out. Okay, So I really appreciate you all doing

882
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 12: this for me.

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00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 13: Well, I also thinking maybe it's sunk in too that

884
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 13: you had to get on a flight like this.

885
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 4: Long distancing may not work.

886
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 1: It's hard for long term relationships to be long distance,

887
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: let alone starting a brand new one longestance.

888
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 3: I've never heard that. I've heard long distance is easy.

889
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 8: So let's hope that Alison agrees. I'm going to call

890
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:42,720
Speaker 8: her right now, hopefully she has some answers.

891
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 18: But here we go.

892
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, is this Alison?

893
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 15: Yes?

894
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 12: Who is this?

895
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 15: Hey?

896
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 8: You don't have to be afraid a radio show. We're

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Speaker 8: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: Don't ever start with you don't have to be says,

899
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Speaker 6: don't be scared of us.

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Speaker 3: We're a really friendly group.

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Speaker 8: Of male and female hosts on the radio.

902
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Speaker 5: Why do I not want to be lumped in with you?

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Speaker 3: Safe space here? Allison?

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Speaker 19: Hello?

905
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 3: Are you still there?

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Speaker 16: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Hi, okay, sorry for phrasing it that way, but you're

908
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Speaker 3: on the radio right now and we're doing a segment

909
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Speaker 3: it's called a second Date Update. We're trying to get

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00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 3: some help for one of our listeners that you went

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Speaker 3: out with recently, a guy named Corey.

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Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, yeah, I.

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Speaker 4: Was quigg you know who exactly Corey is?

914
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Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean talk about someone who has no self awareness?

915
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I know Corey no self awareness.

916
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Speaker 1: Oh that would explain why he has no clue why

917
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Speaker 1: you're not calling him back.

918
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, clearly he's not aware of what he did wrong.

919
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Speaker 3: Because we heard the story from him about your hangout.

920
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Speaker 3: We didn't pick up any red flags based on what

921
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Speaker 3: we heard from him.

922
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Speaker 15: That's laughable.

923
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Speaker 3: Oh, my, will help enlighten us because we're just trying

924
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Speaker 3: to help Corey figure out what he did wrong.

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Speaker 15: I mean, I don't know, he needs like a chivalry

926
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Speaker 15: class or like social basics, like interactions one on one.

927
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Speaker 15: But he was so rude, Like wow, what he was

928
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Speaker 15: rude to you? Yeah, like our first conversation, I sit

929
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Speaker 15: down and he notices my nose ring and he's like, oh,

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Speaker 15: how long have you had that? And I said a

931
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Speaker 15: couple of years. I was like why and he says, oh,

932
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Speaker 15: because I'm trying to understand how many daddy issues you have?

933
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Speaker 6: Whoa gosh from.

934
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Speaker 1: A nose piercing exact no associates daddy issues and nose pills.

935
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Speaker 8: Yeah, clearly, clearly Corey does.

936
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Speaker 5: Was he trying to make a joke and it just

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Speaker 5: didn't land right? Like maybe that's no.

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Speaker 15: I mean, if that had been the only thing.

939
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Speaker 20: But I was like, okay, maybe he's nervous, maybe he's

940
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Speaker 20: like we just don't get each other's humor. But then

941
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Speaker 20: we're like playing this game where we're like picking out

942
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Speaker 20: the jobs for people around us.

943
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Speaker 3: And it's like, fine, yeah, we heard about that.

944
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Speaker 4: Everyone was uber drivers, right right?

945
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Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean that came after what he said my

946
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Speaker 15: job was. So I was just kind of in shock.

947
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Speaker 5: Wait, wait he picked out a job for you.

948
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Speaker 15: He picked out a job for me, and he goes,

949
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Speaker 15: I have a job for you, and I was like

950
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Speaker 15: oh okay, and he's like it would be groupie what.

951
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 5: Groupy, Like you'd be some desperate woman following a band around.

952
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Speaker 20: As a job exactly.

953
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Speaker 11: And I was like a good joke.

954
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Speaker 3: Really yeah, maybe he meant it in like you seem

955
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Speaker 3: like a fun type of girl.

956
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Speaker 2: I don't think a group is ever a good thing.

957
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Speaker 3: It's a good thing for the band.

958
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Speaker 2: D that know, usually people.

959
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Speaker 15: It was so weird, Wow, would you tell someone that?

960
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Speaker 15: And I told him that's offensive and he's like, oh,

961
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Speaker 15: just based on your nose ring, you know, based.

962
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Speaker 5: On how your dressed, based dress yes.

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Speaker 15: I was like okay, I'm done. But we left the

964
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Speaker 15: restaurant and then I was already over it. And then

965
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Speaker 15: he was like, oh, this cheesecake. Let's go to cheesecake.

966
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Speaker 20: Factory, which he suggested, and I was like, okay, yeah,

967
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Speaker 20: that's fine. Whatever, Let's see how this goes. And he

968
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Speaker 20: asked what the price is and looks at me and

969
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Speaker 20: he goes, oh, so are you going to get your

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Speaker 20: card out?

971
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Speaker 8: What he asked you to get your card out to pay?

972
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Speaker 15: Yeah? And I'm like, what you asked me on a date?

973
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Speaker 15: You suggested cheesecake. If this was breaking your bank, why

974
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Speaker 15: did you say come in here?

975
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well you are the host, because he's the one flying

977
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Speaker 3: in town. So a lot of times the host is

978
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Speaker 3: supposed to pay for stuff like meals. But I don't know,

979
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Speaker 3: it seems like a little bit of a stress.

980
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Speaker 5: That is more than a little bit of a stretch. Jeff, again,

981
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Speaker 5: what she said, he suggested going to cheesecake. He's the

982
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Speaker 5: one that asked her out.

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Speaker 6: He paid, Yeah.

984
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Speaker 15: Then he we got like one piece and we split it,

985
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Speaker 15: which he ate mostly, And I'm like, this is so weird.

986
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Speaker 5: That's your red flag.

987
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Speaker 2: Worse than the offensive comments.

988
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Speaker 5: He's probably guy it wouldn't share his.

989
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Speaker 3: Cries, right, So no doubt there's some questionable stuff being

990
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Speaker 3: said by him, but there's always two sides to every story.

991
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Speaker 3: We should at least at a minimum, hear what Corey

992
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Speaker 3: has to say about it, because he is on the

993
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Speaker 3: other line right now waiting to talk to you.

994
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Speaker 2: No way, actually he is, and I'm sure he just

995
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Speaker 2: wants to apologize.

996
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Speaker 12: Alison. I just feel like, I feel like you just

997
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Speaker 12: left out all the good parts.

998
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Speaker 8: Oh good parts.

999
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Speaker 12: Well, you left out all the good parts, and you

1000
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Speaker 12: just said all this stuff that you have problems with.

1001
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Speaker 12: I didn't even know you had problems with because you

1002
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Speaker 12: didn't say anything about it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, she told you was offensive? Is Alison even still there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

1005
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Speaker 15: What do you mean you didn't know I had a problem?

1006
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Speaker 15: I said, that's offensive when it is calling anyone a

1007
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Speaker 15: groupie a positive interaction.

1008
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Speaker 12: I mean it was kind of like a joke, but

1009
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Speaker 12: also it's just kind of like your vibe, right.

1010
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Speaker 15: Like my vill like a fun but like a fun vibe.

1011
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 15: You know you like me, but I'm the groupie.

1012
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Speaker 12: I didn't mean any disrespect. Like that movie almost famous,

1013
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Speaker 12: like the Penny Lane, like she's.

1014
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Speaker 14: Like her.

1015
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Speaker 5: It was a really bad cycle that she was in.

1016
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Speaker 5: If you watch the whole movie.

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Speaker 1: But it sounds like you're really defensive and you didn't

1018
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Speaker 1: expect that she was offended.

1019
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Speaker 12: No, no, I wasn't expecting that.

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Speaker 5: So I think, maybe just take a deep breath and

1021
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Speaker 5: use this opportunity to apologize and own some of them.

1022
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Speaker 12: I don't apologize. I don't know what she's mad about.

1023
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Speaker 2: You told her she had daddy issues. Corey, you gotta apologize.

1024
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Speaker 12: Maybe I didn't say. No, I didn't say she had

1025
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Speaker 12: daddy issues. All right. It's just like my personal experience

1026
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Speaker 12: is that usually girls with those rings usually have some

1027
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Speaker 12: kind of daddy issues. And it's not even I'm not

1028
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Speaker 12: even saying like it's bad. It's like it's just a thing.

1029
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Speaker 15: WHOA, you have a lot of issues? What are you?

1030
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Speaker 3: Okay? Issues aside, it is interesting that you didn't tell us, Corey,

1031
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Speaker 3: that you asked Alison to pay for the cheesecake.

1032
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Speaker 12: I'm supposed to pay for everything.

1033
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Speaker 3: Well, why just because you were the one who suggested

1034
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Speaker 3: getting the cheesecake Alison? Tell Corey how you felt during

1035
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Speaker 3: that moment when he asked you to pay for the dessert.

1036
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Speaker 15: I was like, Wow, this guy is a loser.

1037
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Speaker 12: Whatever, I'm a loser, but what you want me to

1038
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,959
Speaker 12: just take care of you like I'm your daddy. Sound

1039
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Speaker 12: like you've got daddy issues.

1040
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Speaker 5: I want you.

1041
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Speaker 15: I want you to never take care of me. I

1042
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Speaker 15: want you to never talk to me. That's why you

1043
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Speaker 15: didn't hear from me.

1044
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Speaker 12: Thank you. I wish you just told me that in

1045
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Speaker 12: the first place, instead of stringing me along.

1046
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Speaker 15: I didn't string you along. I made up a lie

1047
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Speaker 15: about my grandma. I didn't string you along.

1048
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Speaker 3: Oh wait, you lied there. There was no hangout with

1049
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 3: your grandma on the next day.

1050
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Speaker 15: I was trying to be kind, but like I didn't

1051
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Speaker 15: know he was going to call a radio station and

1052
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Speaker 15: air out that he was.

1053
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Speaker 3: I thought that we had daddy issues, but apparently it's

1054
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Speaker 3: granny issues that we've got going on. So before we

1055
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Speaker 3: let you go do that, we have to we offer

1056
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Speaker 3: you a chance to meet up one more time, and

1057
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Speaker 3: we will pay for the second date for at least

1058
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Speaker 3: the dinner.

1059
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Speaker 15: Absolutely not.

1060
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Speaker 5: Didn't even you finish your sentence?

1061
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Speaker 3: Wow, so rude.

1062
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Speaker 5: We're being sarcastic, Alison. Sorry, I had to go through that.

1063
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Speaker 12: What about me? I just can like drag through the mud.

1064
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you feel that way, buddy. That was

1065
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 5: that was your own dragging though, buddy.

1066
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Speaker 8: Comment looking down on your So Corey, it's not going

1067
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Speaker 8: to be another day with Allison.

1068
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Speaker 3: It's a no from her obviously.

1069
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Speaker 12: Fine, but good news.

1070
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Speaker 3: You're back on to the dating apps, just where you

1071
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 3: want to be great, catch more awesome, don't have to

1072
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Speaker 3: girls in the morning. I know we were arguing a

1073
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Speaker 3: lot about groupies there for a second, but it is

1074
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Speaker 3: interesting that none of us said groupie isn't technically a profession.

1075
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Speaker 1: I know that's because we've watched too many reality shows

1076
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Speaker 1: people say anything is a profession anymore.

1077
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Speaker 3: I mean, if I were her, I would have said,

1078
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Speaker 3: that's not a job for like one, you have to

1079
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Speaker 3: guess you need to pick again.

1080
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Speaker 5: You wouldn't be offended, it's just inaccurate.

1081
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it would have been.

1082
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Speaker 8: A lot of I mean, it has a purse, but

1083
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Speaker 8: you're not on a payroll.

1084
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

1085
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Speaker 1: I think you're kind of missing the point of what

1086
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Speaker 1: she was upset about. But sure, Jeff, Yeah that's it.

1087
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Speaker 8: But there was no good match happening between the two

1088
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Speaker 8: of them.

1089
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Speaker 3: It's just too bad Corey had to fly out in

1090
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Speaker 3: order to figure that information out. He takes it as

1091
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Speaker 3: a learning experience for what not to do. And what

1092
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Speaker 3: not to say, and what body piercings not to draw

1093
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Speaker 3: dumb conclusions from.

1094
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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, because he sounds like a guy who's really

1095
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Speaker 5: open to change.

1096
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Speaker 3: So if you ever need help with your dating life,

1097
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 3: you can always email the show. We'll call that person

1098
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 3: who's not calling you back and go check out all

1099
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 3: of our second dates. Wherever you get your podcasts, they're

1100
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 3: up at Brook and.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Fifteen years ago, we could have never seen this coming.

1103
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 3: But now we live in a day and age where

1104
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 3: you can get literally any item, any product you want,

1105
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 3: delivered right to your front door in forty eight hours

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Speaker 3: or less.

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Speaker 5: Amazing. My kids are so spoiled. It took a week

1108
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 5: once for a delivery. They're like, what is this? Why

1109
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 5: isn't it here?

1110
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Speaker 3: Send it back? I don't even want it, is your problem?

1111
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Literally anything toilet trees, it's crazy, furniture,

1112
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Speaker 3: an OJ Simpson costume for your dog, sell everything in Amazon.

1113
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Speaker 5: And a little white electric.

1114
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Speaker 3: So cute. The only thing you can't get delivered from

1115
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Speaker 3: there is true love. Oh yeah, jeff I mean cheap

1116
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 3: love we get, but true ones. For that you need

1117
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 3: to go to a different website, and we're gonna take

1118
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 3: you there next because it's a brand new Craigslist misconnection.

1119
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 8: We're doing it right after this.

1120
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 9: City Misconnections that was staring.

1121
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 8: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1122
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 3: One is in the Spirit Airlines Elite Members Lounge, which

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00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 3: is actually they do and it's located in the kitchen

1124
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 3: of the airport Chili's.

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Speaker 13: Kitchen.

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00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you do have to run the food

1127
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 3: out though. The other is on the pages of craigslist

1128
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Speaker 3: dot org. We scour that website every week to find

1129
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,800
Speaker 3: the best misconnections that they have to offer, like this

1130
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 3: first one titled Peak at My Tiny Picasso Man for

1131
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 3: Woman forties Modern Art Museum. Oh, I'm just gonna read

1132
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 3: this how I think this guy would probably sound. You

1133
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 3: may remember me, the distinguished, well dressed gentleman you spoke

1134
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 3: with that was wearing the Gucci monocle and matching slack.

1135
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 6: Please tell me it was a shape of a g.

1136
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:15,280
Speaker 3: We shatted while taking in the contemporary Cuban art pieces.

1137
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 5: I do like some Cubism. Honestly, you asked me what.

1138
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 3: All the noises were for. I responded by educating you

1139
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 3: about properly examining works of art, and if it so

1140
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 3: happens to move you emotionally, then it's strongly encouraged to

1141
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 3: let out a slight moan or a gurgle of appreciation,

1142
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 3: A gurgle.

1143
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 5: I've said a lot of time at galleries. I don't

1144
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 5: think that's actually Is this the Mona Lisa?

1145
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,800
Speaker 3: You really love it? You said you thought I was

1146
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 3: in the beginning stages of having a stroke after checks out,

1147
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 3: try a thought at the notion thought. I took a

1148
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 3: gander at you, and then my body made some gurgling

1149
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 3: noises of what in front of me stood a stoic,

1150
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:08,280
Speaker 3: green haired, real life Mona Lisa with a neck tattoo

1151
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 3: of a single piece of bacon.

1152
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 5: I love this woman, I do too.

1153
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 3: My feathers were all a ruffle after that. So I

1154
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 3: offered you a ride home, since you dressed like you

1155
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 3: had no bus money.

1156
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 5: Oh that was a st yeah gurgle. Guy needs to

1157
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 5: calm down a little bit.

1158
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 3: You declined and walked away. If we never meet again,

1159
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 3: I will always ponder about the deeper meaning of that

1160
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 3: bacon tattoo.

1161
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 5: I don't think there is.

1162
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,839
Speaker 3: Did it represent your childhood trauma or were you protesting

1163
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 3: to the world about an ethical treatment of hogs? I

1164
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 3: will wait for your answer.

1165
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 5: You knew there were such refined people on Craigslist.

1166
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 3: Sign Andrew's next misconnection titled will you be My Forever?

1167
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 3: L cappy Tan?

1168
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 8: Okay that woman for man? He's climbing gym Oh, I

1169
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 8: get it out.

1170
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 3: You had the face of a younger Matthew McConaughey, but

1171
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 3: I almost didn't want to get close because I was

1172
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 3: afraid you'd smell like him too.

1173
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 5: There are some people that look like they smell you know.

1174
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,479
Speaker 3: I was the cutie with the box braid and tried

1175
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 3: to get your attention by stretching next to you.

1176
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 5: Oh, look at me, I can touch my knees.

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00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 3: When that wasn't working, I told you that I'm new,

1178
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 3: but my dad said I had great feet for a climber.

1179
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 5: But let's not bring our dads into this all.

1180
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 3: After that, you tried to walk away, but I grabbed

1181
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 3: your arm and said, not so fast, mister dazed and aroused,

1182
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 3: Oh you're coming with me.

1183
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 15: I like her.

1184
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 8: I asked you to.

1185
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 3: Spot me on my first bouldering session, and I was

1186
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 3: so proud of myself I almost made.

1187
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 8: It about halfway up the wall.

1188
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 3: Oh, it's good, But I realized you weren't enjoying the

1189
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 3: view like I thought you were, So I did the

1190
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 3: only thing I could think of to get close to you.

1191
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 3: I screamed, trust full, and wouldn't you know it, I

1192
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 3: landed right on top of you, my hero. Anyways, I

1193
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 3: wasn't able to get your name before the paramedics took care.

1194
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 12: Oh my god.

1195
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 3: I hope you get better soon and feel all right?

1196
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 3: All right, all right, let's try another fun hobby together.

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00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,320
Speaker 3: Yours truly, Jennifer, but my friends call me Turnip.

1198
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 5: I just feel like her friend is that bacon girl

1199
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 5: from the.

1200
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 3: First just walking in circles. This next misconnection is titled

1201
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 3: Every Kiss Begins with Spray Pepper Spray Man for Woman

1202
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:54,720
Speaker 3: thirties jewelry store. Oh, I was shopping for an engagement

1203
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 3: ring when you walked in blondaired beauty with librarian glasses

1204
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 3: and proposed to me. Pumps on your feet. No, don't worry,

1205
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 3: I don't have a fiance or anything like that.

1206
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 5: Why are you shopping for an engagement rate?

1207
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 3: I just believe you can never be too prepared. That's

1208
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,800
Speaker 3: why I was in the store. I was the eager

1209
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 3: gentleman in the plaid jacket that approached you like I

1210
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 3: worked there, and asked if I could help you. Oh,

1211
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 3: you told me that you needed to get your engagement

1212
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 3: band resized, and I said, no problem. And then I

1213
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 3: asked you about your personal life, like it.

1214
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 5: Is a problem for her because you're not gonna be

1215
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 5: able to do anything.

1216
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 3: I gave you a piece of advice, Like my grandmother

1217
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 3: always told me, one of the keys to a successful

1218
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 3: marriage is having separate bathrooms.

1219
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 5: Onto something here, I hear more.

1220
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 3: That's when I may have overstepped in my bounds because

1221
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 3: I asked if you and your fiance used the same toilet.

1222
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 3: If you do, it could be a sign that you

1223
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 3: shouldn't go through with the wedding.

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00:57:58,600 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 5: It's all about the toilet.

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00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 8: Before you could.

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00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 3: Answer, I was escorted out of the building by a

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00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 3: very moon security guard who pepper sprayed me when I

1228
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 3: tried to come back in and say goodbye.

1229
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 5: Why I feel like that security guard knows this guy's

1230
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 5: first name.

1231
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 3: Now I'm not allowed within two hundred yards of that store. Oh,

1232
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 3: if you see this, just know I've got two bathrooms

1233
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 3: in my apartment. One is just for you. That we

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00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 3: do have to share the toilet paper though, and that's

1235
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 3: signed Jonathan.

1236
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: I guess two bathroom apartments are expensive. You gotta make

1237
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 1: cuts where you can.

1238
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 8: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

1239
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1240
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 3: Got a new player to the show today. She's been

1241
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 3: a fan actually since she was in high school six

1242
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 3: years ago, and she just graduated college with a degree

1243
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 3: in English and literary studies. Translation, she is broke as

1244
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 3: a joke. Yeah, so let's welcome Pennyless Peyton to the show.

1245
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 18: And how you doing?

1246
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 11: Hey, guys, I'm doing good.

1247
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 12: How are you?

1248
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 5: What's your favorite pennyless dinner for? What's your college hack

1249
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 5: right now? Peyton?

1250
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 12: Oh, it's got to be like using my boyfriend's credit card.

1251
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 3: That's a good trick.

1252
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 12: It's my favorite.

1253
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 5: Put him in debt.

1254
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 8: What kind of job are you looking to land?

1255
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 12: I would love to be a writer somehow.

1256
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 20: But I did a little bit of radio in college actually,

1257
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 20: so i'd love to do something in radio radio.

1258
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 8: Where's the laugh track?

1259
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:51,439
Speaker 3: Play the laugh track?

1260
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 8: When she says she wants to get your radio you just.

1261
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 5: You just want to do all the jobs that AI

1262
00:59:58,480 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 5: is going to take.

1263
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 20: Oh yeah, okay, oh my gosh Ai is taking my

1264
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 20: entire life apparently to us too.

1265
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:06,919
Speaker 5: We're in the same boat.

1266
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 8: But a I can't take your boyfriend's credit card?

1267
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 12: Well actually actually maybe, I mean maybe I have no idea.

1268
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 10: Probably yeah.

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01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 3: Well, at least if you beat Brook you can get

1270
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 3: something out of this today. So Brook's gonna leave the studio.

1271
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1272
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1273
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 3: you have to beat her out right if you want

1274
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 3: to win. Are you ready?

1275
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 12: Yes?

1276
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In

1277
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 3: two thousand and eight, Airbnb was launched. What does B

1278
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 3: and B stand for?

1279
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 12: Bed and breakfast?

1280
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 3: Cats have four claws on each back paw? How many

1281
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 3: do they have on their front?

1282
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 12: Ones? Five?

1283
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,479
Speaker 3: Before it was a language app What real stone helps

1284
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 3: scholars finally crack the code of hieroglyphics Rosetta Stone. Michael

1285
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 3: Jackson's the king of pop? Who's considered the queen of pop?

1286
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 12: Oh, Mariah Carey?

1287
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 8: On the periodic table? What element does H represent?

1288
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 15: Helium?

1289
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 3: That's great, good work, Haydon. Brook's gonna come back into

1290
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 3: the studio here and says, you're living at home with

1291
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 3: your parents right now.

1292
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 8: How are your parents feeling.

1293
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 9: They love me?

1294
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 12: I like to think my mom told me not to

1295
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 12: move out, so I'm gonna take it as a sign

1296
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 12: as they.

1297
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 18: Want me there.

1298
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 8: They're not freaking out about your work.

1299
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 3: Who's freaking out more? You or your parents?

1300
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 12: Oh? Definitely me.

1301
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 8: I want to get there, Brook, your turn?

1302
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 3: Are you ready? Ready?

1303
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 12: You got this?

1304
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 3: Your time starts now on this day. In two thousand

1305
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 3: and eight, Airbnb was launched. What does B and B

1306
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 3: stand for?

1307
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 12: That?

1308
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 5: And breakfast?

1309
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 3: Cats have four claws.

1310
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 8: On each back paw? How many do they have on

1311
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 8: their front?

1312
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 12: Ones?

1313
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:47,959
Speaker 5: Five?

1314
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 3: Before it was a language app? What real stone helped

1315
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 3: scholars finally crack the code of hieroglyphics Rosetta Stone. Michael

1316
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 3: Jackson is the king of pop? Who's considered the queen

1317
01:01:58,720 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 3: of pop?

1318
01:01:59,520 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 5: Madonna?

1319
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 8: On the periodic table? What element does H represent?

1320
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 5: Helium?

1321
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 3: In eighteen oh three, which world leader sold the Louisiana

1322
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 3: territory to the United States?

1323
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 5: Sing louis.

1324
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 3: Let's see if any of that's right.

1325
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 8: After we head on over to the scoreboard to check

1326
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 8: the score with Jose.

1327
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,720
Speaker 3: I'm an early bird and I'm a night out, so

1328
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 3: I'm wise and I have worms.

1329
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 13: But it's true, Peyton, you got three correct today.

1330
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 9: Yay, that's a.

1331
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 3: Pretty good score.

1332
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 4: That is a good score.

1333
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 6: Brook four.

1334
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 5: That's just life wisdom there, Peyton.

1335
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna get a lot of that over the

1336
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 3: next few years of your life. But let's go over

1337
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 3: the answers for everybody on this day. In two thousand

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Speaker 3: and eight, Airbnb was launched. The B and B stands

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Speaker 3: for bed and breakfast.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't gotten one breakfast at any of my

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Speaker 5: Airbnb is No, they really don't provide that advertisement.

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Speaker 3: Cats up four claws on each backpaw. They have five

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Speaker 3: claws on each of their front ones. Before it was

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Speaker 3: a language app Rosetta stone is the actual physical stone

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Speaker 3: that helps scholars decode hieroglyphics. Michael Jackson is the King

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Speaker 3: of Pop, the Queen of Pop is Madonna. On the

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Speaker 3: periodic table, H represents hydrogen, and the Louisiana Territory was

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Speaker 3: sold to the United States by Napoleon Napoleon Bonaparte because

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Speaker 3: he needed more money to fund his wars. So, Peyton,

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Speaker 3: it was not enough to beat Brooke today. But you're

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Speaker 3: not leaving empty handed. Just for being here, we're giving

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Speaker 3: you a pair of tickets to see musicians A Jar

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Speaker 3: with m By Hoold at the Washington State Fair. Oh sweet,

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Speaker 3: thank you so much. Yeah plus Fair.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 5: And hey, go do something nice for your mom today,

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Speaker 5: like a load of laundry, some dishes.

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Speaker 12: Oh I do. She makes sure I earn my keep.

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Speaker 4: Okay, enough about your mom.

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Speaker 13: Steal your boyfriend's credit card and bias launch.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I might have you, and then you're welcome back anytime. Okay, Peyton,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna do Windbrooks Books the same time

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Speaker 9: Tomorrow brook and Jeffrey in the morning.