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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are hot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, p fu.

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Speaker 4: You don't see ducks if we see yours, you stop

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Speaker 4: going a sleep, you know, on your peeks and ques,

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Speaker 4: because you will get druped. We know the structs, you know.

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Speaker 4: We keep the flops a shot. You don't see ducks,

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Speaker 4: but we see yous. You stop going asleep, you know,

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Speaker 4: on your feets and jews, because you will get dropped.

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Speaker 2: We're not the scrup you know, because we.

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Speaker 4: Keep the floats at shot mess maraze, state of the

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Speaker 4: art caffeine. It's overhead, like on the first spring. I'm

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Speaker 4: not the abrabd savage that kurts queens. I'm from his

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Speaker 4: mean swirl. It ain't no time to.

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Speaker 2: For clod act up to get clapped up.

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Speaker 4: My mind is to not shine like Juds sparks swimming

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Speaker 4: with sharks, never fought, speaking the knocks, that's WHEE gets

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Speaker 4: the clocks I'm gonna type to sit back and analyza pride,

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Speaker 4: be up talking to this hip life had to make

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Speaker 4: them a white flip twice, Scot said, the more live

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Speaker 4: like an axe figure man burn up. You know the

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Speaker 4: legend Debbie Roots Crooke.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't see yots, but we see yours.

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Speaker 4: You stop going sleep, you know, your peeps and kids,

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Speaker 4: because you will get you trapped.

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Speaker 2: You know the descript you know the rap. Keep the

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Speaker 4: You don't see yuts, but we see goots. You stop

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Speaker 4: going sleep, you know, on your feets and Julius, because.

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Speaker 2: You will get you trapped. But not describe. You know

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Speaker 2: the rap. We keep the floats at shot full. Thanks

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Speaker 2: rocks like a creature from Mount the Swamp.

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Speaker 5: First, Hey, yo, let me take it from here.

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Speaker 6: Queen, excuse me what I'm thinking I'm about do.

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Speaker 1: To get into precisely what I'm about to do, I'm

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Speaker 1: conversating to the folks that have know whatsoever?

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Speaker 2: Clue yolie. Oh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I was like, is she there?

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 7: Believe me when I say being a woman is great.

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Speaker 7: You see, I know all the fellows out there will

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Speaker 7: agree with me, not for being one, but for being

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Speaker 7: with one, because when it's time for loving, it's the

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Speaker 2: Hey, haters, what's up, haters? Haters?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sorry, Hey, welcome to the Black Autils Podcast

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Speaker 5: with their host Rod Edge Karen.

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Speaker 2: I know we got haters out there. We trying to

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Speaker 2: check them out.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's how the player had always starts this show,

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Speaker 5: So I was trying to see if maybe our haters on.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. Anyway, We're back for another episode on

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Speaker 5: a Thursday. Yes, we are the day of the NBA draft.

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Speaker 2: We better go to Kodobles quick here. Yeah that nobody

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Speaker 2: cares about no, so we could see these people we

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Speaker 2: never heard of the folk get drafted, right, and we

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Speaker 2: have all lady uh, multiple ladies on that site. Yes, yeah, latet. First,

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Speaker 2: we was having too much of a sausage fest lately,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was dudes everywhere. Now that that might mean

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Speaker 5: that the show is gonna be four hours, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: But it's all women for the like the first time ever,

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Speaker 5: and of course the first voice you heard if you

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Speaker 5: listen to Hey you Know It podcast, which I'll listened to, yes,

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Speaker 5: or uh. You can go to Big Guns Tobacco, Big Guns,

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Speaker 5: Big Tobacco dot com. Sorry about that, at Hollywood Fringe

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Speaker 5: dot org. Or you can follow her on Twitter at Jaquetta.

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Speaker 5: That's j A c q U E T t A

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Speaker 5: and that is worth forty seven points in scrabble.

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Speaker 2: Say what's up to everybody? Jaqueta?

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Speaker 1: What's up all y'all doing out there? I'm in La

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Speaker 5: Now, we also have another voice on there that you

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Speaker 2: Yes, a lot of dudes have a crush on this voice.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, so many of these dudes all in

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Speaker 5: love with her on Twitter. Yes, I almost feel bad

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Speaker 5: like we put our fans on like now she's gonna

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and I told her I love her hats.

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Speaker 8: If I mess around and find a hat that I

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Speaker 2: Real, I do have a bodcast Christmas hat. Oh we do,

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Speaker 2: I will, I might do that.

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Speaker 5: I'm like yeah, and this man, yeah, oh yeah. Now

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Speaker 5: we have multiple ones because you know, we went to

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Speaker 5: in typical like my grandmama taught me.

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Speaker 2: At the stoop thirst store fashion, we took as many

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Speaker 2: bunch of podcast Christmas hats around the house. And here's

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Speaker 2: two of us. We will put five in the band.

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Speaker 5: If I find an extra one, I will mel it

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Speaker 5: to you as not a j but it's Joli the

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Speaker 5: Jew and she is on Twitter at Joli the Jew,

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Speaker 5: and she's on YouTube or she has a wonderful hilarious

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Speaker 5: her grandparents and stuff and they're all hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you can find that on YouTube.

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Speaker 5: Under YouTube, just searchs Joli the Jew and uh, it'll

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Speaker 5: come up. She's Joly the Jew everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, everywhere you can find her.

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Speaker 8: Then I wanted to let your quit a know, just

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Speaker 8: to let you know, most men love the voices of

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Speaker 2: So just in case you get any stalkers, I'll just kind.

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Speaker 9: Of put one of your okay, you know, I kind

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Speaker 9: of want to prepare you, prepare you for him, because females.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if guys like my voice that much.

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Speaker 6: I guess we'll find out if it's I.

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Speaker 3: Think it's sexy.

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Speaker 2: Joe's already making the move. That didn't take long.

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Speaker 5: But but yeah, but I don't you know what's weirdest.

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Speaker 5: I don't find any voice sexy.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't know if Omous Prime he has a

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Speaker 2: Yes, well, maybe he does.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, Like I just can't and I don't

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Speaker 5: Oh that just happen.

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Speaker 2: There's certain voices I hear and I'd be like, wow,

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Speaker 2: you could. I don't care what you say. Just keep talking.

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Speaker 2: It sounds good man, like.

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Speaker 1: O Famous Prime. I'm telling you, they should have more

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Speaker 1: Optimus Prime voices doing stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he should do the cat and the hat. That'd

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Speaker 5: I think I'm missing out man, baby. All right, So

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Speaker 5: the first thing I want to do. We've had Yolie

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Speaker 5: on the show before, so people should know all about.

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Speaker 2: YOI yes, how she comes up with her songs? Uh?

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Speaker 5: How where she gets her millions of hats from that

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Speaker 5: time that she kidnapped Bruno Mars And yes, maybe maybe

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Speaker 5: we can also get her Lebron's head band. She can

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Speaker 5: thinking I'm thinking about we're gonna get We're gonna.

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Speaker 2: Get some head gifts. We're gonna see some down South stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah down here.

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Speaker 5: But this is everybody's first time here in Jaquetta on

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Speaker 5: our show. Now, I have questions for Jaquetta. First thing, First,

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Speaker 2: You come up with the Hey you Know It? Podcast?

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Speaker 2: And who is the White Lady?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so the White Lady is my good friend Katie Kashmir.

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Speaker 1: We met in the screenwriting class and we just hit

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Speaker 1: come up with names and we couldn't come up with anything.

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Speaker 1: So she was like, you know, hey, she was just

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Speaker 2: But that's it.

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Speaker 1: It's just us hanging out talking about shit. She's a

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Speaker 1: Polish American from New Jersey. I'm African American from nowhere

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Speaker 5: And how did you come up with the name big

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Speaker 5: Guns Tobacco Big Tobacco for your website? And I'm surprised

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Speaker 2: That that was not taken.

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Speaker 5: Well, it was.

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Speaker 1: At first I wanted something memorable and like I used

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Speaker 6: Uh so I wanted to have it be big guns.

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Speaker 6: But big guns is a points like big guns of course.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to think what else could I put

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Speaker 1: So big guns big tobacco, and it was not taken.

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Speaker 1: But people are trying to buy it from Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: I don't blame you.

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Speaker 8: And when I hear big guns, big tobacco, I imagine

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Speaker 2: That's what I imagine in sight.

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Speaker 1: Instead it's a little black woman who tells all color

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Speaker 2: You're gonna You're gonna trick A lot of people get you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I wonder how many people are disappointed.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was thinking that it would be more for

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Speaker 5: like that truth dot Org goes people that do commercials.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like I those I think those are gonna be fun.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm like, oh no, it's about killing seals

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Speaker 5: I always I always think that I would think that

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Speaker 5: that's who we want this site, because they'd be like,

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Speaker 5: oh yeah, people.

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Speaker 2: Can come here, we can make jokes about it and

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Speaker 2: ship and wrestle them for it. Yeah, it's too late. Now,

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Speaker 2: what is say ownership is like ninety nine the center

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So the other thing it says that you're a comedian,

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Speaker 5: and first of all, do you go by comedian, like

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Speaker 5: I know like female comedians sometimes go by comedian.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm just a comic comedian. No, I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about too, it's about all white family because

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Speaker 6: Do you want to get eaten by crabs?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 5: I think Yellie is just she needs to be cast

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Speaker 5: in some sort of off beat, independent romantic comedy.

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Speaker 2: Anyway. She's already got the like career taking pictures of stuff. Now,

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Speaker 5: She's kind of stopped, but pretty artistic and stepping across

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Speaker 5: the movie and whatever, you know, five hundred miles, one

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Speaker 2: I think I think she's gonna be in it.

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm gonna still do your show too.

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Speaker 2: See that's real, people, real, that's what we need.

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Speaker 5: We did make one person a millionaire from doing the

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Speaker 2: Right, I need some money, so.

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Speaker 1: I have a question for you guys.

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Speaker 1: he is we have swords and plenty, and he thinks that,

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Speaker 5: Because he knows how to use a sord. I don't

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Speaker 5: and I gotta read this ship. Everybody calmed the fuck down.

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Speaker 5: If you think I take this's not even We don't

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Speaker 2: Seriously in this country.

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Speaker 5: Why don't we have sword safety awareness glasses that are

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Speaker 2: Should have them because it is a weapon. And I

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Speaker 2: bett you your husband know what the hell of Katana

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Speaker 2: is I don't right? You know. The closest I've been.

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Speaker 8: To a soge Bleach when they talking to him and

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Speaker 2: Where are the mental evaluations?

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Speaker 5: The reason that there's not there's more ratchetness per capital

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Speaker 5: with sores is because it's where the crazy people have

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Speaker 2: Where they there track the crazies.

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Speaker 5: If y'all really believe in responsible sword ownership, step up

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Speaker 5: your side.

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Speaker 2: Twitter's husband.

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Speaker 1: Be happy to hear that.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I need to need sword advocates. So you're out

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Speaker 2: in LA right now? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I am.

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Speaker 2: Now how long are you gonna be there?

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Speaker 1: I got out here on the twelfth, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 6: It's my second time coming here. I'm doing the French Festival.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing my show which is called That's You Didn't

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Speaker 1: Sound Black on the phone? Yeah, that's the name of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess New York has more attitudes and stuff too.

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Speaker 1: We're angry in New York. It is hot and I

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Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: It's no reason it's all black people do.

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Speaker 8: See, I'm I can deal with the heat. I want

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Speaker 2: In all fairness, Karen's not going to fight anybody, though,

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Speaker 5: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad. I just get angry, that's all. I'm not violent.

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Speaker 2: You gotta worry about me hurting flicking to fly. Now,

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Speaker 1: No, I've done like this. This one woman showed that

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Speaker 6: Play, you have to work with other people, and I

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Speaker 2: Ah Well, Tyler Perrys managed to do it without working

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 2: I know pretty sure no one's proof reading that shit

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Speaker 6: I'm not a big fan.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan.

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Speaker 5: Now do you worry about, you know, having a comedic career,

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Speaker 2: Having your own podcasts?

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Speaker 5: Do you ever worry that's gonna come back to haunt you,

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Speaker 1: In fact, in fact, fuck Tyler Perry, just in case

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Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't care about that.

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Speaker 6: I think strong stance all my ship. You know, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm an artist and I'm sensitive about my ship, and

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Speaker 2: Stuff sucks.

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Speaker 1: Come on, by the way, it's not he should stop.

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Speaker 1: He should take a basic class.

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Speaker 5: Now that that will That is the sexiest thing I've heard.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if it's I don't know, it's something

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Speaker 5: about dis and Tyler Perry that is.

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Speaker 2: Turn for me too, you know, is the worst.

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Speaker 1: It's terrible.

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Speaker 5: So has there been challenges being a female comedian because

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Speaker 5: I one thing I've noticed is dudes don't like giving

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Speaker 5: funnier than to do mother farkers get intimidated real quick.

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Speaker 5: And yeah, so do you ever run into challenges dealing

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I run into a lot of guys that picked don't

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Speaker 1: see you as a you know, they see a woman like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna talk about your period and tampons.

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Speaker 6: I'm like that, No, that's not what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: They try to make you feel bad about what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: The other thing, too, is I'm married, so I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna be fucking any of them. So half of them

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Speaker 5: You know, maybe you should pull the Will Smith Jada

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Speaker 5: Pinkett thing and just pretend to have an open marriage.

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Speaker 2: That's what That's what I think they're doing.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I don't think my husband and his sword utopia

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Speaker 1: would appreciate that.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure, that's a good point.

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Speaker 5: I guess if you bring up the sword thing, though,

444
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Speaker 5: it's kind of like, yeah, I would fuck you. But hey,

445
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Speaker 5: I made crazy over here.

446
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Speaker 2: What do you want me to do about it?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

448
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Speaker 2: I want you.

449
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Speaker 6: My husband is also a criminal lawyer, so he doesn't.

450
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Speaker 5: Play god damn.

451
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he sees sounds like he's sufficiently taking ninja class man.

452
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Speaker 8: He would have surprised me if he was heading in

453
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Speaker 8: the shadows back in the corner wall.

454
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Speaker 2: Listen to this whole company. Hell yeah, I'm getting scared, right,

455
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Speaker 2: I take it back. That's Tyler Perry thing. It was

456
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Speaker 2: not sexy, sir. Let it go all right, man. Other

457
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Speaker 2: things I wanted to ask about screenwriting.

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Speaker 5: What what is the difference between screenwriting and just right

459
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Speaker 5: now bullshit like.

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Speaker 2: I do all the time? How what do I mean

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Speaker 2: to do? Take a class?

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Speaker 1: I would definitely say if you don't want to take

463
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Speaker 1: a class, because I don't know what's in your area,

464
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Speaker 1: and sometimes classes are expensive. There's a you can read it.

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Speaker 1: There's a book called Save the Cat, which is not

466
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Speaker 1: what you think it's about. It's about screenwriting. Saved the Cat,

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Speaker 1: Save the Cat, and Save the Cat too. And then

468
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Speaker 1: there's another book called The Screenwriter Within by Ddie Gillis.

469
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Speaker 1: Like read those books screenwriting. It's like you have to

470
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Speaker 1: think about what all the different characters are going to

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Speaker 1: say and try to put it together and make it interesting.

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Speaker 1: It's hard, but it's kind of like if you ever

473
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Speaker 1: hear voices in your head that are competing with each other,

474
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Speaker 1: write that down.

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Speaker 6: There's your screenplay.

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Speaker 2: I know those all the time. I knew it. They

477
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Speaker 2: never I don't take my medicine, That's what they is.

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Speaker 1: I don't take your medicine. You could be writing Avatar

479
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Speaker 1: by tomorrow night.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I believe it, And eventually the visions will retire,

481
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Speaker 5: but we'll talk about that another time.

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Speaker 1: It's hard. Sometimes I work with my friends. When you

483
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Speaker 1: call the White Lady from my podcast, we write sometimes together.

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Speaker 2: It's good.

485
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Speaker 1: You and Karen could probably write something. You guys are

486
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Speaker 1: really creative and you know you work well together. Why

487
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Speaker 1: don't you try to write a screenplay.

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Speaker 5: I am writing something one scene at a time, but

489
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Speaker 5: it's not for screenplay. It's just it's just ratchetness. That No.

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Speaker 2: No, I was just I wouldn't waste time writing the porn.

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Speaker 2: Fu the end. Oh let me two fucking Oh, guess

492
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Speaker 2: what we're doing scene three? This is a twist. You

493
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Speaker 2: fuck her?

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Speaker 3: She?

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Speaker 5: Really? I really don't know why they waste time on

496
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Speaker 5: those days. I hate those, the porn with the fly.

497
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Speaker 5: I don't need those of the Oh No.

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Speaker 1: There's a great one out there called Pirates, and I

499
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Speaker 1: don't know if you guys have seen Pirates.

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Speaker 6: It is life Pirates.

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Speaker 1: These guys went all up.

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Speaker 6: They have plot, they have characters.

503
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Speaker 1: It's like three DVDs.

504
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Speaker 2: They go on and on and on. Damn. I saw one.

505
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Speaker 2: I saw one like it car you might like plot porn.

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Speaker 2: I saw one.

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Speaker 5: It was called Mark that's why, like a mercenary and

508
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Speaker 5: it was a like two hour feature.

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Speaker 2: Film that it had sex scenes in it. Wow.

510
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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, But the problem was I didn't give a fuck,

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Speaker 5: like a minute in I don't know if I've ever

512
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Speaker 5: put porn in to just literally watch.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I was just like a minute in

514
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Speaker 2: I was like, my dig's not out.

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Speaker 5: What is the problem.

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Speaker 2: It's not motivating me at all. I know, I refuse

517
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Speaker 2: not tricking me.

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Speaker 1: Porn pirates anyway you might it's it's good for women

519
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Speaker 1: because you know, we do like a little bit of

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Speaker 1: plot between the fucking Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I just like watching Okay, well.

522
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Speaker 2: The last time right right down.

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Speaker 5: That is fucked up, man, because I feel bad because

524
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Speaker 5: porn start work so hard and they do all this

525
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Speaker 5: stuff and all this planning and you know, like, oh,

526
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Speaker 5: we're gonna tease them over here and then you're gonna

527
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 5: talk about this, and like I don't know why they

528
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 5: do those interviews by the way, but anyway, yeah.

529
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Speaker 2: Right they do. Oh so when did you get those kitties?

530
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Speaker 5: Like I really need to hear this creepy camera man,

531
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Speaker 5: let's get the fucking anyway, But they go through all

532
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Speaker 5: this work, and I feel bad sometimes because then I'm

533
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Speaker 5: just like, yeah, anyway, I don't care about any of

534
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 5: this shit. Fast forward, fast forward, fast forward, Oh finally

535
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Speaker 5: fucking and then that's it.

536
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Speaker 2: That's the only part I play.

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Speaker 5: And even sometimes then I just skip through that, like

538
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Speaker 5: I would never do that with a real film, like

539
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Speaker 5: even a bad movie.

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Speaker 2: Even if I was watching Tyler Perry and I immediately

541
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Speaker 2: knew like, oh.

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Speaker 5: Let me guess the white people are bad guys, I

543
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Speaker 5: would not skip to the white people acting ratchet.

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Speaker 2: I would be like, no, I have to watch them sad.

545
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Speaker 8: And I know one thing you wouldn't want us to

546
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 8: write your screenplay. It would be ratchet. It would probably

547
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 8: be racist tasering.

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Speaker 6: Yes, this is what I'm talking about. That's why, exactly

549
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Speaker 6: why you need to do it.

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00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 1: There's not enough racism bratchets and tasting today. And sword people,

551
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: the guy, the sword fantasy guy, get him in there.

552
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: Yes, we know. We would have to have a master

553
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 2: like your husband on or something like that. Somebody just

554
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 2: could just poke in and poke out real quick. Now,

555
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:23,360
Speaker 2: how did you now, how did you meet your husband

556
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,199
Speaker 2: the samurai? Oh, my husband and I.

557
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: Met on Craigslist before they were killing people on Craigslist's

558
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 1: back to the day.

559
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 2: But he was a samurai lawyer. Oh, you were so lucky.

560
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Speaker 7: Up.

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Speaker 1: He's also a trekking too. Oh yeah, he's a little

562
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Speaker 1: white guy.

563
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Speaker 2: You could be dead right now.

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Speaker 5: Do you realize, like you you went all in on

565
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Speaker 5: love You were.

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Speaker 2: Like, yes, I did. I had no idea.

567
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Speaker 6: We had our first date and I was like, oh, fuck,

568
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Speaker 6: this is it, man, I'm done.

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Speaker 5: This is.

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Speaker 1: No second that said even me, I thought I was

571
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Speaker 1: gonna be out there, you know, putting it around.

572
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 5: No, I don't know what.

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Speaker 2: You have to have some incredible balls to cheat on

574
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Speaker 2: the samurai. Yes, and he's a lawyer.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 8: Could you imagine him standing up with his Samurai sword

577
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,360
Speaker 8: and the sheep judge.

578
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: Going nigga, I wish you would deny my appeal. Even

579
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 2: I know he's white. This is what he's gonna say.

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00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 2: I think you're talking about afro samurai. I don't think

581
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 2: that is regular samurai. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, does he have any of that, like full samurai

583
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 5: gear stuff, like have you ever seen the armor with

584
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 5: the mask?

585
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 2: No, they don't.

586
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: They don't do that kind of stuff. They just wear

587
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,679
Speaker 1: like a kind of a like a gee. But they

588
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Speaker 1: have We have like a swords at home.

589
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Speaker 6: We have anna. It was like a long pole with

590
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Speaker 6: a sword on the end of. But there's some short

591
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Speaker 6: some tomtos.

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00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 1: That's all kinds of Actually actually killed a mouse one

593
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Speaker 1: day with the Samurai sword.

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Speaker 6: I could use it too.

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Speaker 3: Da.

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Speaker 6: I was pretty happy about that I haven't been back.

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Speaker 3: That was it.

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00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because if I was his friend and see

599
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 2: him so hid. But y'all know what, this is not

600
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 2: the house y'all want to be god. No, she uses knives,

601
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 2: all right, man, So let's get into the show.

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00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 5: We got all kinds of shit to talk about. First,

603
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 5: let me do all the business stuff. And oh and

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Speaker 5: before everything, let me wish you all happy Father's Day, ladies,

605
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 5: because apparently apparently that was a problem Sunday.

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00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: If you find my father, let him know.

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00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of a lot of people did not

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Speaker 5: like to see women gettinghis Happy Father's Day on Sunday.

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00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 2: I really didn't think it was a big deal one

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Speaker 2: way or other. Bro, I wish it to my mom.

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Speaker 5: She did.

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Speaker 1: She did the mother job and the father job, so

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Speaker 1: why shouldn't she get props on Father's Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I always found it odd on Twitter when people just

615
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 5: started legislating other people's emotions and upbringing, you know.

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00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 2: Like, fuck what you fuck how you grew up saying

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00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 2: you know, that's a woman.

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Speaker 5: And again I'm like, well, what maybe she taught you

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Speaker 5: fucking have to, you know, grow up and be responsible

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Speaker 5: to cults?

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Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck it? Ain't like my dad is

622
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 2: less of a dad because you called your mom.

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Speaker 5: You said Happy Father's Day of your mom. It's only

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Speaker 5: my dad's gonna be like, well now I'm gonna cry,

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Speaker 5: you know. Anyway, Happy Father's Day, ladies. I guess we'll

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Speaker 5: get the mail on Saturday. People that don't like that,

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Speaker 5: iTunes and Amazon dot com. That's right, Amazon dot com.

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00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 5: Dexter is stepping this game up.

666
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, so y'all, Yes, it's huge.

667
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 5: Yes, we can go to official other places and just

668
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 5: get your ship, because you know, sometimes people don't want

669
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 5: to go to your website.

670
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 2: They think that you.

671
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 5: Gotta run the Chicken organization and then bam, now you've officials.

672
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 5: It's like when the podcast first got on iTunes, like

673
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 5: I'm on iTunes, bitch.

674
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 2: Leave a review.

675
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 5: I made it. Yes, if you don't want to drop

676
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 5: three dollars on their website and would rather use a

677
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 5: more commercial, nationally known website, you can find over a

678
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 5: dozen of their audio plays on i Tunes.

679
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 2: By searching Alexa Yeames which is y E A M

680
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: E s.

681
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 5: Or Lindsey Kilgore I'm sure pronounced Lindsay, but I pronounced

682
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 5: Lindsay because it's a and ere. Or you can find

683
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 5: on Amazon dot com really by searching Shadow Doll Productions

684
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 5: and of course always Shadow for Dollar Productions dot com

685
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 5: and h dex has been really busy this week.

686
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 2: I noticed.

687
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 5: Yes, he has a lot of tweets complaining about being busy.

688
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 8: Yes, and he loves Golden Koral. He was talking about

689
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 8: how Busygolden Kerral was Sunday. He said, was a lot

690
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 8: of fat people in there on Sunday.

691
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 5: And Dexter loves Pie, which is always something he's tweeting about.

692
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 2: And I'm not being figurative here, ladies. Yes, literally pie yeah,

693
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

694
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,959
Speaker 8: Not creep on the other types of pies connected then

695
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 8: real pie.

696
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: He loves. Not unless there is a poem where people

697
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 2: I don't know.

698
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: There probably is a fur pie, apple pie, hairpie growing

699
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: out there.

700
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 5: I'm sure, I'm sure I've probably seen it. I just

701
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 5: I would not admit to it right now. Of course,

702
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 5: the big news this week everybody's been talking about all

703
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 5: week long Scarfinger from Scarcasm Live, the podcast with two

704
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 5: married nerds that talk about video games and there love.

705
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 3: Yes.

706
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 2: I was listening to his podcast and he renounced the

707
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: title of gamers. Yeah shocking. He no longer wants to

708
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,959
Speaker 2: be associated with gamers. Why he does games.

709
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 5: He doesn't like the whole, all the ardule. I told

710
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 5: you man nerds are the fucking worst. They are the

711
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 5: fucking worst.

712
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: They they don't like shit for one true that Jesus.

713
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 5: And there's such sticklers for details like if I said

714
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 5: something like, oh man, I can't wait to play God

715
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 5: of War on my three sixty next week, there's a

716
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 5: nerd right now that knows I just made a joke.

717
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 2: Because god, the war is not on the three sixty.

718
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 5: But hey, they got a little mad.

719
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 2: When they heard that. They got a little upset with me,

720
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 2: like it's not on the fucking three tty right, Like

721
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 2: that's some dude that just thought that.

722
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 5: But he's running into like, you know, a bunch of

723
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 5: the gamer crew and all their arguments, because you know

724
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 5: they've been arguing for years.

725
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 2: You know, a nintend those the best, No, Sega's the

726
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: best PlayStation is the best? No, you know they ain't

727
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 2: cast right, A bunch of you know, a bunch of

728
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 2: arguing this shit. Yes, And I think he finally had

729
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: enough because he said, fuck that.

730
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 5: Man, I don't want you try to call me a gamer.

731
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 5: No more y'all arguing. And I never thought he'd do

732
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 5: it because the first show that he listened to of ours,

733
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 5: or one of the first ones he told, he wrote

734
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,719
Speaker 5: us and said, hey, man, I'm a gamer. I had

735
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 5: this video game podcast and I really you know, I

736
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 5: like the show, and I said, listen, I want to

737
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 5: caution you before you tell all your game of friends.

738
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: I'm not that type of nerd. I'm a nerd, but

739
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 2: I don't really have I'm not a stickler for shit

740
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 2: I don't get I don't hate too much shit.

741
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 5: I don't get mad when the X Men continuity is

742
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 5: it right in the video game?

743
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 2: Like, none of this ship bothers me at all?

744
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: Called and now is it kind of like you know

745
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: negro black African American is another name for gamer or he.

746
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 5: I don't know.

747
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 2: I gotta ask he's a gamer American? Now I don't

748
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 2: know gamer?

749
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm basically told him, man, like, look, man,

750
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 5: gamers can be assholes. So so now that we know

751
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 5: that they can be assholes. And he wrote me, he

752
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 5: wrote he said it was sarcastic, okay, but it was

753
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 5: pretty mean, pretty mean email, and it was basically accusing

754
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 5: me of just, you know, all kinds of ship that

755
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 5: I really don't believe I was. I don't believe I

756
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 5: was ever wrong. And I just said, hey, man, that's

757
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 5: how it is. And now guess who's got to deal

758
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 5: with it?

759
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 2: Scar Finger? How does it feel?

760
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 8: Baby?

761
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 2: How does it feel? Not? Cool?

762
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 8: Is it?

763
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 2: I'm dealing with these fucking nerds.

764
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 5: Man, They are frustrating and ship. You try to bring

765
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 5: them together and they don't give a fuck. That's like

766
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 5: I don't like PlayStation all.

767
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 2: Well, that's cool man.

768
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 5: If you want to do that, now fuck your PlayStation.

769
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 2: All right enough, sir.

770
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: I think I'm not really a gamer. I don't do

771
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 1: any gaming at all. I play like the Jewels. But

772
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: I am a doctor Who nerd.

773
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 2: Right, Well, okay, so then you're a doctor who nerd. Right, yeah,

774
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 2: but I.

775
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: Don't I don't go tell to tell people like I

776
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about you know, I don't want

777
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: to argue with them about it.

778
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 6: I just want to enjoy the damn show.

779
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 2: Right, So are you like a secret nerd? Then do

780
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 2: you just not bring it up?

781
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: Not anymore?

782
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 2: I guess it's been outed. Well, nerds, they'll see next

783
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 2: they like Doctor Who, batter start galactic of motherfucker. They

784
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 2: just rid on you. Man, I don't even be asking

785
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 2: for the ship.

786
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 5: I was like, I'll just say like I don't like

787
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 5: such and such or whatever, you know, I don't say

788
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 5: anything like and they'll bring up and you know you're

789
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:58,720
Speaker 5: a nerd and you're.

790
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 2: In a nerd argument when they bring ship. You didn't

791
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 2: say yes, So you're like, oh, man, I like Doctor

792
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: Who a lot. And then they'll say something like, well,

793
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 2: the old one from the seventies is the best I

794
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,439
Speaker 2: hate those people, all right, You're like, I wasn't even

795
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 2: talking about that.

796
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: Sure, I just want to say, since we're bigger people,

797
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: mad fuck Stargate Atlanta's and all.

798
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 6: That Stargate ship.

799
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: I just want to say that.

800
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 2: Now now at your quetta, that's j A q U

801
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: E T t A.

802
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: You only back up on this get some hate going.

803
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 6: I can't do it by myself.

804
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 3: I have enough going on, Like you're not really a jew,

805
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 3: you're too dark, You're not Wish enough.

806
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 2: Huh yeah you big enough.

807
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 6: Yeah I'm not black enough.

808
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 2: So you're in the same.

809
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 6: Yeah that boat.

810
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 2: I didn't know.

811
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 5: I didn't know you were getting the uh not being

812
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 5: Jewish enough hate? May they get that?

813
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 2: Like every other day on YouTube and stuff?

814
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, those fucking YouTube commenters are like discovering the earth Man.

815
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 6: Why you should see the comments.

816
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: My husband put up a sword video and his nerds

817
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: fust I, had the disabled comments.

818
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 6: People were talking about feudal Japan and this and that.

819
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like, nobody, Actually, he's just practicing it as

820
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 1: an arc, like he's not actually gonna whip out a

821
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 1: Sam Russell and the situation till the fuck out.

822
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 6: It doesn't have to be.

823
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 5: I like looking at the YouTube comments because they're always

824
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 5: so fucking just horrible and the people can't spell, and

825
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 5: now it's stupid. And then they'll argue with each other,

826
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 5: so it's like two retards fighting. Yeah, it's so fucking

827
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 5: words man. But yeah, all right, so anyway, apology.

828
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 2: Accept this car figure.

829
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 5: You don't even have to write the apology. You don't

830
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 5: have to bring it up on your show, you don't

831
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 5: have to call me anything. I accept their apology. I

832
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 5: was right about the nerds, and I knew they would

833
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 5: drive your ass crazy eventually, so I'm not I'm not

834
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 5: planning on recapping Single Ladies too long the show.

835
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 2: I don't do you guys watch Single Ladies at all?

836
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh yo, you watch it? Okay, Well, Jaqueta,

837
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 2: you can sit there and judge us.

838
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: Then, well, because I can only watch Real Housewives of

839
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: Atlanta with a box of wine.

840
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 2: That's all I can do, a box of wine. Well,

841
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 2: the we with Single Ladies last week.

842
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 5: Of course, Stacey Dash as fine as she is, and

843
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 5: it's as much as she seems to have going on

844
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 5: her business, still can't find a man, Nope, which.

845
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 2: Is to me is probably the most unbelievable plot twist.

846
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 5: Other than all the dudes on the show being straight,

847
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 5: I don't believe any of those dudes that played the

848
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 5: husbands and the boyfriends.

849
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 2: I don't think they've ever played you know, male before.

850
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 2: That's but.

851
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 5: The I don't believe that Stacy Dash, as pretty as

852
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 5: she is, would put up with any of this shit.

853
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 8: Hell no, she was dating the dude and Aliver Dawn something.

854
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 8: His whole family was involved in her life. Yes, and

855
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 8: I was like, were you just school drop this damn

856
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 8: little girl all the taping back, take her to the doctor.

857
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 2: Then she had noth time about asks something wrong with

858
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 2: your cable?

859
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 10: Bitch?

860
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 2: What is you talking about?

861
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: Your case?

862
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 6: For shit?

863
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 5: She had to take like a fifty year old to

864
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 5: din disappointment. She's only met this person one time once, Like,

865
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 5: I don't even think they ever went out by them

866
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 5: Oh no, they went out by themselves on a date

867
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 5: to start off, and his brother called and his car

868
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 5: broke down, so he had to leave her in the

869
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 5: middle of the date. Now, the other problem she was

870
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 5: having was every man on the show wanted to get

871
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 5: with her.

872
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 2: Now, that was real, That was realistic. Yes, I believe that.

873
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 5: I mean what five dudes hollering at Stacey Dash within

874
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 5: a few minutes that probably after her every day and.

875
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 9: The part there was some bullshit in my opinion, Why

876
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 9: didn't he tell her his family was living with him

877
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 9: in the front room kissing the door opened up and

878
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 9: they jumped like somebody's damn mamas were.

879
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 2: Coming in to the front door. The hell's going on? Hill?

880
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 5: Now? Now, yoli, if that happened to you, would you

881
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 5: just chill out and watch a movie and call it cool?

882
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 3: Or what I think I would have to would be

883
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 3: like an uncomfortable situation.

884
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 2: Now would you?

885
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 3: Now?

886
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 5: Okay, so let's say the first time, all right, it happens.

887
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 5: You know, this is of course, after he sucked up

888
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 5: the first day, you know, going to pick his brother

889
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:37,919
Speaker 5: up and shit.

890
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 2: But okay, you forgive him. Everything is cool? They bust

891
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 2: in You watch a movie with the family. Uh, when

892
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 2: would you start to draw the line? Is the babysitting thing?

893
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 5: Would you do that? Giving the kid a ride to

894
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 5: the dentist and taking her home?

895
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 2: Would you do that?

896
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 3: I would stop after he told her his niece to

897
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 3: call her auntie.

898
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I haven't even seen this show, and that

899
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 1: is messed up remember that part.

900
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, this is the first week where I actually

901
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 2: did have a few.

902
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 5: And I feel ashamed to say this, but a few

903
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 5: like oh my god moment when watching it, And now

904
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 5: I feel bad because that means I'm getting caught up

905
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 5: in it because before I just was alone.

906
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 2: That's terrible writing. But now it's like, oh my god,

907
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 2: not that I even think it could happen, but it's

908
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 2: just it's like that Tyler Perry.

909
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 5: Shit where you know something obvious is coming, but you're

910
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 5: just like, I can't believe that happened.

911
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 2: Then, but of course it happened. Where the else were

912
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 2: they gonna take the plot?

913
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 5: Yeah?

914
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's how I felt.

915
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,399
Speaker 5: And when he called her, when you told the girl

916
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 5: to call her Auntie, and when he gave her phone number.

917
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 2: Out to without her permission, Yeah, that was crazy. Man.

918
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: I think I need to watch this show.

919
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,760
Speaker 2: What's it going?

920
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:52,919
Speaker 6: Single Ladies all right.

921
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 2: V H one, right after ratchet Ball Lives?

922
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 3: Right?

923
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 6: Oh No, I can't do that. I can't do that.

924
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 2: You don't have to watch Ratchetball Wives. You can just

925
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 2: pretend to have it.

926
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 5: The problem with the problem is, though, and if you

927
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 5: record Single Ladies and It's how VH one gets you.

928
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 2: They always show like the recap or like the preview

929
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 2: for the.

930
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 5: Next basketball Wise at the beginning of Single Ladies, and

931
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 5: I don't care, right, I don't care who you are even.

932
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 2: I bet Michelle Obama and somewhere watching Single Ladies director. Yeah,

933
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 2: that's the sneakert service is going. Be sure you're going

934
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 2: this on Monday's nights.

935
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 5: I don't know what I'm gonna beat right right, but

936
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 5: I'm always South Africa right now.

937
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 2: I watch them all when I get back.

938
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 6: Do you guys watch a lot of reality?

939
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: I watched, just like I said, the Real Housewives, but

940
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 1: I also I'm hoped on Mortars.

941
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 6: I can't stop it.

942
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 3: I love Arders.

943
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: I love it.

944
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 5: I'm kind of glad you brought that up because I

945
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 5: actually had one of the things I wanted to talk

946
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 5: about on this boarding Hoarders and Intervention.

947
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go. Let's those first.

948
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 5: Of all, those shows are the fucking evil as shows

949
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 5: on the TV.

950
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,439
Speaker 2: Yes, and you know, and I've gotten to the pool.

951
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 2: I think there's something mentally wrong with these people. Of course,

952
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 2: the drug addicts and hoarders. Of course, I'm something wrong

953
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 2: with them.

954
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: I have like eighty dead cats in their kitchen and

955
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: they're like, what's the problem. I don't see a problem,

956
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: and why.

957
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 2: The student come and shut me down talking about his understanditary.

958
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 5: The people that that that pissed me off the most, though,

959
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 5: are the family members, because first of all, on Intervention,

960
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 5: all your family ain't shit number one. That's like how

961
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 5: you get on intervation your family. It's never like you know,

962
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 5: it's it's always like some enabling ass family members that

963
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 5: got them to this point.

964
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 2: Like, it's never like that. One family member was like,

965
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 2: look I cut his ass off two years ago.

966
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 8: I don't know if they go out and hustle up

967
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 8: the yes, yes, Like like last episode, this bitch was was.

968
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 2: Doing like five hundred dollars worth of drugs a day.

969
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 6: I don't even have that kind of money.

970
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: No, I added it up. It's one hundred and eighty

971
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars a year.

972
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 6: That's a good joke.

973
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 2: The fuck how do you even do that?

974
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 5: And it's heroin too, it's not even cracked like a

975
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 5: hustle hard drug. No, Harolin is the end of the

976
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,720
Speaker 5: day drug. You do that shit you wake up tomorrow.

977
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 6: I must be sucking a mean dick out there.

978
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 5: I don't know what to say, Like, whose head is

979
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 5: worth five hundred a day?

980
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 2: Like, God, I can't even imagine. I can't imagine.

981
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 3: Isn't she given lap dances?

982
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 8: Yes?

983
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 6: Okay, so yeah, you said make five hundred bucks to

984
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 6: doing that.

985
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 8: I guess yes, And I guess with five hundred dollars

986
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 8: a day, you better snuck that big dry in the box.

987
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 2: And her mom was like doing drugs with her for

988
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 2: a while, like her mom was in TONI. Yeah, her

989
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 2: mom let her get abused as a kid.

990
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 7: Yes, she's like a most cases though. In intervention, yes,

991
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 7: they were sexually abused some of her.

992
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 2: A lot of them.

993
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I feel like it's more so the women, yeah,

994
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: than than the dudes. My favorite intervention was a guy.

995
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: He was like a football star and then he just

996
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: started doing maths for some reason, and he tried to

997
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: run during the intervention.

998
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 2: I was like, go go, but then they caught him.

999
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: Yes, the cameraman were running after him. I'm like, I

1000
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: love these camera guys. They will go anywhere. They go

1001
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: to a crack, they will down person.

1002
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 5: And the editing is so fucked up too, because at

1003
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 5: the end of the show they always try to make

1004
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 5: it seem happy, but then they punch you in the

1005
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 5: stomach with those with.

1006
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 2: Those text things afterwards.

1007
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 5: Because at the end it's like, you know what, I

1008
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 5: Am going to go to treatment and then they show

1009
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 5: him like two months later, treatment was great, I'm ready

1010
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 5: to come home. I'm off the crank, and then it goes,

1011
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 5: it goes, it goes like the end and then the

1012
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 5: text comes on.

1013
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 2: It's like six weeks later Julie was back in rehab. Yeah,

1014
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 2: she immediately relapsed and was sucking Dick's or something, and

1015
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 2: the orders, man like the thing were orders that pisses

1016
00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:58,879
Speaker 2: me off.

1017
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 5: Those these really ain't ship. Why the fuck did you

1018
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 5: let it get to TV program time?

1019
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, That's what I'm saying. Like, after like

1020
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: thirty cats, it's like time to come in. Like I

1021
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: always say on Hoarders, I would go in and with

1022
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 1: just a match and some Kerasen bands.

1023
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 2: I honestly, I was just.

1024
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,919
Speaker 5: I honestly feel like they waited until they could get paid.

1025
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 5: They were like, oh, wait, they're paying us to be

1026
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 5: on tvail.

1027
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: Well ship, let's call them. Let's get my mom on there. Yeah,

1028
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 2: you know, it's terrible.

1029
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: I can't stop watching it, so I don't know what

1030
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 1: it is. I've been watching it on Netflix and was

1031
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: Netflix on Netflix. Girl, you gotta get ready for the

1032
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: new season to see you need to like you know.

1033
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 5: The worst one for me for hoarders was the one

1034
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 5: with the wah uh in the house like wash had

1035
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 5: built and yeah, washing like Be's and Ship had just

1036
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 5: built nets in.

1037
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 2: Like the broken down walls of this house down. Yeah,

1038
00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 2: it's like.

1039
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 6: Apply by TV right there.

1040
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: I got an idea though, with your house attacked. They

1041
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 1: had one with.

1042
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 6: Bed bugs and the family was living in a tent outside.

1043
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 1: You saw that one? Was what about the dude with

1044
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 1: the rats?

1045
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 3: Oh?

1046
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: Did you get touch that one?

1047
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 2: The rats? Are you thinking about? Ben's a circus? I

1048
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 2: think I've seen this movie.

1049
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 7: It was crazy.

1050
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 3: He was like crying, and Ship, you're gonna take his rats?

1051
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 2: Of course? Of course, of course he was crying.

1052
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: Have a rodent in a cage for some reason, Like

1053
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: you know, my husband's white, so I don't have any

1054
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:41,399
Speaker 1: meef white people.

1055
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 6: But I do notice that they do like to have

1056
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 6: a rodent.

1057
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 2: And of course because they like cheese, and I see

1058
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 2: the correlation. Rats like cheese.

1059
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: But how about us?

1060
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 6: Like like have a snake around our necks in the hood,

1061
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 6: which is good too.

1062
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, those people scared me.

1063
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 8: And is there anybody I've never seen a black person

1064
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 8: on hortis or a black family on hortage.

1065
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: Well there was a woe who looks black.

1066
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 6: I don't know about confirmation or not.

1067
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: Okay, I just want to know.

1068
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 5: Here's what I want to know before I need like

1069
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 5: a five minute breakdown before Hoarders shows up of what

1070
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 5: the fuck were the steps between like calling hoarders and

1071
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 5: going in the house and realizing your mom's a fucking mess.

1072
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. Don't just start with the cameras.

1073
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 2: You can't just start with and then horders showed up.

1074
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,919
Speaker 2: What did you try at all?

1075
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 5: Or we're just waiting for the day to and he

1076
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 5: came out with You're like, fuck it, let's lie right,

1077
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 5: Let's get grandma on because you know, you know it

1078
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 5: is your questa. You probably know about TV stuff, like

1079
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 5: they don't just film anything right away.

1080
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 2: It's not like you have to have to be like, hey,

1081
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 2: my mom is fucking insane.

1082
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 5: She's shitting in bags, she's putting them in the closet,

1083
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 5: Vicky Dad cats, she needs help.

1084
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 2: Can you help her?

1085
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: Well, you have to interview them, and like they have

1086
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 1: some friends who work reality Like there's there's months before

1087
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: righting everything together. So what amazes me about horders is like,

1088
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: I know it's reality TV, but those hoarders are still

1089
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: acting what they know it's coming.

1090
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 2: Do you know what they like?

1091
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 6: They know what's gonna happen.

1092
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: So like there's some aspect of the horse that they're crazy,

1093
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: but they're not too crazy now.

1094
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 6: The little little song and dance.

1095
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 5: On TV, that's they always crying ship like yeah, and

1096
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 5: you know what, I personally think there's no black people

1097
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 5: on Harders because we'll bump rush your house and said,

1098
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 5: you get rid of all.

1099
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,919
Speaker 6: This ship with in the patch.

1100
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: That's what you gotta do. That's how we would do it.

1101
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 6: And you're not there take it and.

1102
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 2: You're not embarrassing the family on national TV. No, you

1103
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 2: are letting My grandma would be seeing on TV with

1104
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 2: rats and ship in her house? Are you serious? Right,

1105
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 2: That's the only way I would do horders. I was like,

1106
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 2: shoes tired, it's no fucking way change my face, blur

1107
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 2: my voice out.

1108
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 5: So, of course, the real big news this week Obama's

1109
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 5: bringing truth tone.

1110
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 2: Yes, like thirty three thousand or some ship by the

1111
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 2: end of the year.

1112
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 3: Yes.

1113
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 5: And I love how they played it too, because first

1114
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:13,280
Speaker 5: of all, this nigga's been rolling sevens for like three weeks.

1115
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 2: Now, what the fuck?

1116
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 5: Don't it's like that ice Cube today was a good

1117
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 5: Day video for Obama for three months ever since he

1118
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:26,399
Speaker 5: roasted Donald Trump. He's like, Okay, I got a roast Trump.

1119
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 5: Then tomorrow we're gonna get bin Laden.

1120
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: I like him again.

1121
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:29,959
Speaker 6: Now I wasn't.

1122
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 2: I wasn't.

1123
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: I voted for him, but I wasn't a huge fan.

1124
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: But after this ship, I'm like, all right, he's doing that.

1125
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 2: We look good.

1126
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 5: Like That's the thing I keep telling people is like, it's.

1127
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 2: Not for me one. I like Obama.

1128
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 5: I just like him.

1129
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry political people. I just like the nigga.

1130
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,919
Speaker 1: I don't he did that cool guy like I would

1131
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: like to hang out with him.

1132
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it don't see week.

1133
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's probably smoking and he's somebody would drink ice

1134
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 2: tea sweet iced tea. Yeah.

1135
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 3: I like that.

1136
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 2: He seems like he's fucking his wife. That is a

1137
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 2: big thing. Thank you. They seem like they like each other.

1138
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 6: They get it good, you know.

1139
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, he look when he ain't that ship about been lived.

1140
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,839
Speaker 2: He looked like that. I'm gonna get some head tonight too.

1141
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 2: This is a promise we made, and I'm gonna hit

1142
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 2: him from the back too.

1143
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 5: But the thing is like he's bringing the truths home

1144
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 5: and that's big. Of course, some people still aren't happy

1145
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 5: and Ship. And you know, as much as I like

1146
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:29,720
Speaker 5: him as a person, I'm.

1147
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 2: Still a little upset because I voted for the Obama.

1148
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 5: That box News tried to scare me up. So I

1149
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 5: want the Obama that's gonna promise me death Panels. What

1150
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 5: the fuck happened to death Panels?

1151
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 2: Man? I wake up every day I see these.

1152
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 5: Old people they sick, and Ship put them out of

1153
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 5: their misery presidents.

1154
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 6: And they keep voting too, and they keep voting.

1155
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 2: And they voting for the wrong people.

1156
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: Yes every time. They don't know.

1157
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 2: I seen them tea party rallies. It's all old motherfuckers.

1158
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 2: Gont die outs in No worry, Well, we get these defenops.

1159
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 2: We can get him out of here. Now, what the

1160
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 2: fuck is he waiting on?

1161
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 5: I'm taking Ship out of the healthcare bield so that

1162
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 5: I want And then he was supposed to be the

1163
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 5: most pro abortion president of all time, according to Sarah Paley,

1164
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 5: which I'm not really sure how you can find pro abortion.

1165
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 2: Whether let's get the killing the babies, let's go.

1166
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 6: Over a papa, let's say it, let's say it.

1167
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 2: Two and a half years. You haven't kept any of

1168
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,959
Speaker 2: these promises that I want.

1169
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: In fact, he made a baby stop crying yesterday, which

1170
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: is the opposite cute.

1171
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1172
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm you know, I voted for him because

1173
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 6: I ain't have a choice.

1174
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: But uh, I mean, who else could you vote for

1175
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: the other guy?

1176
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 6: The cane or whatever.

1177
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 2: That's the problem with that.

1178
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 5: I keep trying to tell these fucking Republicans. Dog, it's

1179
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 5: not that I hate y'all because y'all, you know, some

1180
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 5: of y'all policies. I understand, keep the money lower text,

1181
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 5: I understand who who the fuck is against money?

1182
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 2: Nobody's against money. But I mean, you know, but then

1183
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 2: some of this ship y'all was just like, I can't

1184
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 2: I can't be riding with y'all on like fucking with

1185
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 2: the gay people like lead him alone, a lot of

1186
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 2: a lot of them.

1187
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm a limitarian, but a lot of Republicans are gay.

1188
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: Come on, if you've ever seen a Republican intervention.

1189
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 8: M M.

1190
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,439
Speaker 2: That ship is the gays place on Earth.

1191
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a gay man, because urban gay man, but

1192
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: gay man nonetheless not playing if you are more than

1193
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: ten people some of y'all are gay.

1194
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 6: Let me just take it like that.

1195
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 2: But I don't.

1196
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,439
Speaker 5: I guess I just don't love money enough or whatever

1197
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 5: to look past it, not to mention the racism.

1198
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, yeah, the racism. I understand their perspective.

1199
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 8: But you know when y'all started standing up and cheering about,

1200
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 8: you know, the thugs.

1201
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 2: That dude was talking about radio that time. Oh he

1202
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 2: was the last show.

1203
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 5: We had a clip from Neil Boards, Yes, and he

1204
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 5: was talking about killing urban thugs yo, which is a

1205
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 5: quote in Atlanta, because two people got carjacked within the spaed.

1206
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 2: Of like a couple of weeks. He went on a

1207
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 2: rent and it looked like his producers were trying to

1208
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 2: turn the music up to get him to shut the

1209
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 2: fuck up and go to commercial. But he went on

1210
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 2: his rent about meaning the litter of the streets with urban.

1211
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 5: Thugs because there was Atlanta and because he told everybody

1212
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 5: go get guns and stars shooting the next thug that

1213
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 5: approaches you and all this shit you.

1214
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: Oh thougt to.

1215
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 6: I don't know if they told people about that, right, And.

1216
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 2: Of course they don't care nothing about your rules and regulation.

1217
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 8: Right.

1218
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 5: And besides the fact that crime has been reduced by

1219
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 5: third a third in Atlanta in the last four years,

1220
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 5: and especially in carjacking has also been reduced by third.

1221
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: But hey, did they get killed? And that somebody just

1222
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: stole that cars?

1223
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 3: Right?

1224
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 2: That's it? R get over it, you know, I get it.

1225
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 5: I mean nobody. I'm not pro crime and ship, but you.

1226
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: Can't start talking about killing people because two cars got someone, right,

1227
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: and you.

1228
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 2: Know, white people can't tell us apart they don't know that.

1229
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 5: I got it.

1230
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 2: A three. It's gonna shoot my ass too, I don't

1231
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 2: damn was one of the good ones? My bad?

1232
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: Oh well less.

1233
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 2: I started watching the movie Chicken Run. Do y'all remember

1234
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 2: the movie Chicken Run? Chicken It's kind of like the

1235
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 2: Holocaust movie about chickens.

1236
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 1: It's an animation. Yeah, it's like clay X and they

1237
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: try and they're like trying to get out and stuff. Yeah,

1238
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: Chicken Run, Yeah, y'all have you heard of it too?

1239
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 5: One I've decided that that ship is uh, that ship

1240
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 5: is Peter propaganda. They try to make me feel and

1241
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 5: sympathized with this fucking delicious chickens so that we don't

1242
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 5: eat them, But but real chickens don't. If real chickens

1243
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 5: had emotions like that, of course I wouldn't eat them if.

1244
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,879
Speaker 1: They get attacked by a chicken or rooster. I don't

1245
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,320
Speaker 1: eat chickens, but I'm like fucking chicken. They are nasty

1246
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: and dirty. Yes, you eat, I encourage you to eat.

1247
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: For all the chickens, I'm not eating y'all eat them,

1248
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 1: I got I will.

1249
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 2: And they're dumb. They're not smart at all.

1250
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 5: If they weren't even like if they were just like

1251
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 5: dogs smart and dogs aren't that fucking smart. But if

1252
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 5: a chicken was just as smart as a dog, I

1253
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,399
Speaker 5: would take it off the list of ship I want

1254
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 5: to eat.

1255
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 2: But it's not even that fucking smart.

1256
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 5: They make the chickens look like, oh, we're developing a

1257
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 5: plan where we're gonna turnel under the fence and we're

1258
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 5: gonna get away from.

1259
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 2: Our evil people before they take our eggs and eat us.

1260
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 2: And like, chickens don't do any and ship they can't

1261
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 2: even fucking flop they have.

1262
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 1: What are they their beets?

1263
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 2: What are they to just scratch at it?

1264
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 5: I had they were using like they're like me that show.

1265
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, no, see they need the Republicans

1266
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,399
Speaker 1: need to be keeping an eye on chicken instead, right.

1267
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,919
Speaker 5: And I definitely don't trust it because I think Mel

1268
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 5: Gibson was in it and the correlations between the Holocaust.

1269
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 2: And Mail Gibson is too much. But you're not.

1270
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 5: Tricking me, Pete. I'm still eating those motherfuckers I'm watching.

1271
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 5: I'm gonna watch it and eat chicken next time I

1272
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 5: watch it.

1273
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 2: Yes, Sam, I'm I'm a double dipping and fried. Right.

1274
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 2: So I saw something.

1275
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 5: I'm not reading this article because fuck soldier boy, but

1276
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 5: I saw that he was on his Facebook page and

1277
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 5: he said he got hacked because some white people were

1278
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 5: talking shit to him. So he went on this riang

1279
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 5: talking about white faggots telling me to do and yeah,

1280
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 5: they trying to hold the black man down at yeah,

1281
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 5: because you know you know how white gay men do.

1282
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're trying to get us all down to

1283
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: se The other day I felt the press white game.

1284
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the most present shit man. Ever when

1285
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,479
Speaker 2: you walk into your.

1286
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 5: Job and you realize, oh man, i'm my job. My

1287
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 5: boss is a white gay dude. There's no way I'm

1288
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 5: not getting the pres Oh they're the worst. But so

1289
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 5: he started talking shit, and of course, like a true celebrity,

1290
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 5: a couple of hours later, he said, oh, I got hacked.

1291
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 2: I didn't meany of that, you know.

1292
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 5: So I'm wondering who's gonna be the first celebrity to

1293
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 5: say they got hacked in real life, like a real

1294
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 5: life action.

1295
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 2: Not something on a computer or tweet like like if Eddie,

1296
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 2: like if Eddie long someone like damn, I wish I

1297
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,919
Speaker 2: thought of that ship before. I'm less than boy.

1298
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 6: I didn't have hacked.

1299
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't want to play with therap penis is.

1300
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 3: I was hacked.

1301
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 2: It's obviously not me. That's ridiculous. I got a clone. Yeah,

1302
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 2: even Anthony Wina tried to hack. Excuse.

1303
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 5: And it's always some it's always some blatant like you

1304
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 5: know you did that shit shit Like it's never like

1305
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 5: like no one ever gets hacked with something where you

1306
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 5: like like President Obama won't have something from a tweet

1307
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 5: that's like, hey man.

1308
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 2: Fuck this nigga, George Clooney and then WHOA, why'd you

1309
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 2: say that? President Obama? We'd be like, obviously he was hacked, right,

1310
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 2: of course.

1311
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 5: But when it's somebody like soldier boy calling somebody a faggot,

1312
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 5: I kind of believe you.

1313
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 2: Would do that. That sounds like I know, I don't

1314
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 2: doubt that. I don't doubt that at all.

1315
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 3: Uh.

1316
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 5: We talked about earlier, we talked about Father's Day. I've

1317
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 5: decided to solve the Father's Day problem because the problem

1318
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 5: I had is on Twitter and Facebook too.

1319
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 2: There's too much negativity around Father's Day and Mother's Day.

1320
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I don't know if it's everything, yes, And

1321
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's because you know, I have

1322
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 5: a lot of black friends on Twitter and Facebook.

1323
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 2: Maybe that's it, because you know, the whole like single

1324
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 2: parent thing. But there was just way too much negativity.

1325
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 5: All these like disclaimers put out the happy Father's Day

1326
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 5: to the people.

1327
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 2: That really did what they're supposed to do and deserved it.

1328
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 2: Does I did it?

1329
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 5: I get it.

1330
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 2: There's no bad Father's Day. The fathers walking around like

1331
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 2: yeah baby up top. I know I ain't ship, but

1332
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 2: I'm still yeah.

1333
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 5: I ain't seen my I ain't seen my kids in

1334
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 5: six years, Nigga, give me some It's both our days, right,

1335
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 5: Like they're going to the PTA, meaning they're like, it's

1336
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 5: both of our days. All the fathers who were here

1337
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 5: and me not know. We get it, man, some fathers aren't.

1338
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 5: We fuck those dudes.

1339
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 2: We all get it.

1340
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 5: But what I'm thinking is we need to invent a

1341
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 5: holiday called dead Beat's Day.

1342
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm already about that.

1343
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can have it on the day before Father's Day.

1344
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 5: The reason I say before is because I don't think

1345
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 5: these chick motherfuckers can wait till the day after. They

1346
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 5: don't have that kind of patience. So I say it's

1347
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 5: way because apparently it's too hard not to be an asshover.

1348
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 2: Twenty four hours. It's a little too hard you have

1349
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 2: to shit on.

1350
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 5: Everybody else's father's Day, right, So I say, everyone can

1351
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 5: ben about bad parents, mothers and fathers, whatever.

1352
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 2: You just get it out the way.

1353
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 5: Then the next day we reserve that for people that

1354
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 5: do a good job raising their kids. Yeah, you know,

1355
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 5: maybe we can even have two dad these days, one

1356
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 5: before Mother's Day, one before Father's Day, and we'll just

1357
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 5: get it all out of our system, you know, It's

1358
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 5: kind of like when you're a kid and you do

1359
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 5: like and you're about to do some exercise or whatever,

1360
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 5: or the kids have been sitting sail for a while

1361
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 5: and the teacher says, everybody get up and shake it out,

1362
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 5: and it would just shake out the hate on our

1363
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,439
Speaker 5: parents and then.

1364
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 2: Everybody can go have a good time.

1365
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: Can we have a creepy Uncle's day?

1366
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's give them. Let's get them a day too.

1367
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 2: Let's go uncle.

1368
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 5: We'll give them the day before everybody's birthday. So you

1369
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 5: think your birthday because I don't. I don't want to

1370
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 5: give them. I don't want to celebrate that in unison.

1371
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 5: But yes, let's do that.

1372
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 2: Man, fuck them. So also, man, we.

1373
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 5: Watch cartoons and ship yep, yep, because I'm an adult,

1374
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 5: but I'm a kid.

1375
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 2: Yes i am. Whatever happened to cartoon crossovers?

1376
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:23,440
Speaker 5: Like remember when we were kids and like the Globe

1377
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 5: Trotters would be on Scoop and dude.

1378
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 6: Yeah they have like a little like you know, like

1379
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 6: they would be guest stars.

1380
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 5: And it was always like Phyllis Diller or yeah, like

1381
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 5: I don't know, Phillips Diller didn't even have her own cartoon.

1382
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 2: She was his own shit. Sonny and Share was on Scooping.

1383
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw an episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks,

1384
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 5: but mister T was on that for no fucking reason.

1385
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 6: It was not the story at all.

1386
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 2: He was just the kind of thing well he was

1387
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 2: involved in.

1388
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 5: The chipmunks were getting bullied, and so mister T was

1389
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 5: against bullying, even though that's.

1390
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 2: All he did on the eighteenth was bully.

1391
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 5: He would go over to you and threaten the bullies

1392
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 5: and then the bullies would leave you alone, which.

1393
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 6: He would bully the bullies. That was a lesson right

1394
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 6: right now.

1395
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 2: Of course, he wouldn't actually physically harm the bullies.

1396
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 11: No.

1397
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 5: He Instead he would teach the chipmunks how to kick

1398
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 5: a little ass and then they would do some you know,

1399
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 5: some gadgets, you.

1400
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 2: Know, flip them around on a merry go around or

1401
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 2: some ship and beat up. So but I'm just wondering

1402
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 2: what happened to that, because you know, like Batman used

1403
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 2: to be on Scooby Dude and all this shit, like

1404
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 2: none of that shit happens now. You only see a

1405
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 2: Pokemon on Ugo or like none of the everything has

1406
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 2: a brand now, there's no Transformers on g I Joe

1407
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 2: and Vice versus everything is in his own land. I

1408
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 2: missed that, and more importantly, I missed the awkward laugh

1409
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 2: at the end of every show.

1410
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I love That's how it's like a

1411
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 9: ha ha ha ha yeah yeah, comedies like they were like, oh,

1412
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 9: well we got the criminal again.

1413
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 2: Then somebody said some stupid and everybody goes, ha ha

1414
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 2: ha ha yeah face can we in?

1415
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 5: Can we end this podcast or one of those when

1416
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 5: we get to the end, Yeah, we can do a

1417
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 5: fake live.

1418
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 2: We can, all right, cool man, we'll do that before

1419
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 2: we do the kids. I'll come up with some wack

1420
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 2: jump between that.

1421
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 5: I was thinking about terrorism like I always do because

1422
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 5: I'm a vigilant motherfucker.

1423
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 2: All right.

1424
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 5: And you know how Ben Lytton got caught where they

1425
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 5: had all kinds of foreigner ship in his room? Yes, yeah, yeah,

1426
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 5: they they found pornography in Ben Lynton's room and his

1427
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 5: uh mansion that that's what they call it over there,

1428
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 5: And uh what do you.

1429
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,360
Speaker 2: Get caught battle bang battle being I don't know, but I'm.

1430
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: Like, how my mansions were out there? Y'all couldn't find it.

1431
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 6: It's like nothing else ever.

1432
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 5: Does, like kids with kids soccer balls were disappearing over

1433
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:47,439
Speaker 5: the wall.

1434
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe the smoke monster from Losses back there.

1435
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 2: So you never know, right well, that fucking is a mystery.

1436
01:03:55,920 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 2: We'll never know. Yeah, yeah, it's like, yeah, they have

1437
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 2: pit bulls and of course they have armed guards. Ja

1438
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 2: Lo Jones. Of course he's there.

1439
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: He's got to have a satellite dish up in there too,

1440
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 1: like a big old one from the eighties and stuff.

1441
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,200
Speaker 8: They probably did because he didn't use cell phones, he

1442
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 8: didn't use computers, nothing like that.

1443
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 2: I think the second or the third in commanded. That's

1444
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:24,120
Speaker 2: why his hands always got shot. Yeah, that's he had

1445
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 2: armed guards twenty four to seven, but no one noticed. Shit,

1446
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 2: you know how it is.

1447
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 6: Everybody else got that too, you know.

1448
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 5: And so they found out this porn and it was

1449
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 5: just amazing to me because technically they pretty much just

1450
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 5: caught been lying with the porn in the BCR like no,

1451
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 5: like all men are the same, like all men. That's

1452
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 5: how every man gets caught watching porn. For those that

1453
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 5: believe in that, personally, I don't believe in that. Who

1454
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 5: you motherfuckers are that don't tell your woman you watch.

1455
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 6: Thorn to know their man is watching porn.

1456
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's a man.

1457
01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 6: It's a man, you know.

1458
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 5: Maybe they insecure, though, I think a lot of women

1459
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 5: are insecure. They just think like you're gonna run off

1460
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:05,440
Speaker 5: with a porn.

1461
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 2: Stars and show. I just like the like this.

1462
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 6: My husband is white.

1463
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's I hope this is some interracial porn.

1464
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 6: You're walking right now?

1465
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 2: Oh man, so yolie, where does that leave you?

1466
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 5: Because there's like no Jewish porn. I've noticed there is

1467
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 5: Jewish porn.

1468
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,080
Speaker 2: There is, yeah, there's there was.

1469
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 1: Somebody got very upset about it. Somebody did like a

1470
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:28,280
Speaker 1: Hasidic porn.

1471
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 5: Wow.

1472
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that. I didn't need to wink.

1473
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 3: I mean uh.

1474
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 1: And my my friend was saying that her grandmother was like,

1475
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 1: don't they hate us enough? I'm like, whatever, it's a

1476
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,200
Speaker 1: porn is out there.

1477
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 2: Do they have to do it through the hole in

1478
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,200
Speaker 2: the sheep? I don't. That's what I'm assuming that sounds

1479
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 2: born and ship would not. I would not want that

1480
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,480
Speaker 2: kind of Jewish sex. That is not at all. No,

1481
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 2: thank you, ma'am. Have y'all see, but it's really porn.

1482
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 2: That's about then, Oh y'all. See, it's that you know.

1483
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:04,040
Speaker 5: What's weird though, whenever I watch like those the porn

1484
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 5: where it's like.

1485
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,600
Speaker 2: From the Middle East, it's normally like a home video

1486
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 2: or something. I always always and this is fucked up, but.

1487
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 5: I always feel bad and I feel like the people

1488
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 5: are in danger, Like oh my god, what if they.

1489
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 2: See your face shoot y'ut then you will get sown

1490
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 2: the death or this What the fuck? How are you

1491
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 2: doing for their lives? You know, Like I don't know anyway,

1492
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 2: I'm sure that's just ignorant as hell.

1493
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,480
Speaker 6: But are the somebody like making a flat bet in

1494
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 6: the back of like what's going on?

1495
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 2: It's always like two people in the house.

1496
01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,560
Speaker 5: It's never a good porn anyway, but I think it's

1497
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,440
Speaker 5: an added element of danger knowing that if they get caught,

1498
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:41,240
Speaker 5: they're gonna get killed.

1499
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 2: But it's always just like two people in the house.

1500
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 2: The woman's in like Muslim guard, and it's never really sexy.

1501
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 5: It's always just like, oh my god, we're having sex

1502
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 5: and that's the hottest part of it.

1503
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 2: And then they fuck and then like I just worried

1504
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:58,919
Speaker 2: that that that's it. There's no director. Yeah, somebody gonna

1505
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:05,480
Speaker 2: bust in and like stone yeah, and ship. Yeah, I'm

1506
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, I'm gonna watch Schindler's List after this.

1507
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 2: I gotta, I gotta series. So have you got seen

1508
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 2: these glitter bomb things that the gay people are doing? Now,

1509
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 2: Sol Ray, Yeah, glitter bombs? Okay, what a glitter bomb is?

1510
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 5: Well, well, I've only seen that happening to two people,

1511
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:34,040
Speaker 5: New Gingrich and Tom Polenty, who are two politicians who

1512
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 5: are running for the Republican and candidacy to compete against

1513
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:40,919
Speaker 5: Obama in twenty twelve.

1514
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:43,560
Speaker 2: And what happens is, you know, they have.

1515
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:46,320
Speaker 5: Like books, they have these like meetings where they're gonna

1516
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 5: meet them, meet the voters, get out and shake a

1517
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 5: few hands, kiss a few babies, morock, and they get up.

1518
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 2: They get out there and they're doing that ship like

1519
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:55,160
Speaker 2: New Gingridge was.

1520
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 5: Signing his book and then like you'll see like a

1521
01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 5: gay dude will come up and uh, you know I

1522
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 5: I would see like another gay dude or somebody's filming it.

1523
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 5: And they're from like these different organizations. I think it's

1524
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 5: called Cold Pink, but I'm not don't quote me on that,

1525
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 5: but they take like glitter out of a bag and ain't.

1526
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 2: Just dumping on your motherfucking head. Wow. Yeah, And I'll

1527
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 2: normally say.

1528
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,639
Speaker 5: Something like, you know what about our rights, don't repress

1529
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:26,759
Speaker 5: us marriage equality, marriage equality, And then it's just glitter everywhere.

1530
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:28,040
Speaker 3: I love.

1531
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 1: See, that's why I love gay people right there, like

1532
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:35,439
Speaker 1: glitter bomb you like it's the nicest thing. But at

1533
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:36,080
Speaker 1: the same time, I.

1534
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:39,479
Speaker 2: Don't know, but it's nice, but it's annoying as ship.

1535
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,600
Speaker 2: Do you know how is to get glittered out of

1536
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 2: your fucking clothes? Oh god, that shows gotta suck.

1537
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you for days you will will see

1538
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 1: you getting grades like a muster valley, just like a

1539
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:50,600
Speaker 1: couple of piece of.

1540
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:54,040
Speaker 2: Yes.

1541
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 10: Yes.

1542
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,800
Speaker 5: The thing for me is this, Look, I got a caution,

1543
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 5: y'all gave people beat careful because you're getting into peda

1544
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 5: territory like this is what Peter was doing with the

1545
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:07,040
Speaker 5: blood on the firm, and that's when they lost everybody

1546
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 5: else when it was like, hey, calm the fuck down, man.

1547
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:13,599
Speaker 2: Like the thing is, while it is funny at Ship,

1548
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:16,320
Speaker 2: and I do encourage all, nothing's wrong. It's funny.

1549
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:18,519
Speaker 5: Remember I said that because that's the motto of this podcast.

1550
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 5: So so don't think I'm telling you this from my

1551
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,759
Speaker 5: it's this is actually to my negative.

1552
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,599
Speaker 2: This is negative for me. I don't want to give

1553
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:29,000
Speaker 2: y'all this good advice, but y'all got to calm the

1554
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:29,760
Speaker 2: fuck down. Man.

1555
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 5: These y'all are not turning anybody's changing anybody's opinion with

1556
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:33,719
Speaker 5: the ship.

1557
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 2: You might lose some people that are like, well, I

1558
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,800
Speaker 2: was on your side, but the fuck is this? I

1559
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 2: got to sign up for the glitter that I go

1560
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 2: ooh so pretty.

1561
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:49,599
Speaker 5: I wonder do you think like gay people that aren't

1562
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:52,639
Speaker 5: ratchet or like shaking their head when they see that ship.

1563
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:55,679
Speaker 1: I bet I have some friends who are like, oh.

1564
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:57,639
Speaker 6: Can we just write a letter to our congress person?

1565
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,840
Speaker 1: Can we just do a fun that people doesn't have

1566
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 1: to be unicorns and rainbows and glitters and shit people

1567
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,839
Speaker 1: without taking shit seriously, because then you're not scaring anybody.

1568
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:10,680
Speaker 5: Everyone glitter because every time one of these biggest like

1569
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 5: goes on a tirade of by they hate gay people.

1570
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 2: These are the gay people they're talking about.

1571
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 5: It's never it's never that dude that just like works

1572
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,640
Speaker 5: at your job and you just wonder why he's not

1573
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 5: married and it's fifty It's never that dude.

1574
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,839
Speaker 2: It's always the dude with the glitter bomb that somebody's

1575
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 2: going on a fucking ran about, imagine, And.

1576
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:31,840
Speaker 1: They did the glitter bomb and took me hey things

1577
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 1: to get all that glitter off of me.

1578
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 2: And I washed my clothes and everything, and I couldn't.

1579
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 8: Get away from it, and wonder why would it wanting

1580
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:38,880
Speaker 8: to get married?

1581
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:41,320
Speaker 2: Right, Well, it's not even that they got glitter bombs.

1582
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,439
Speaker 2: It's just like they get to write it off like

1583
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 2: it's coming.

1584
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:49,120
Speaker 5: Like whenever I see a nigga just do some repugnant

1585
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:52,280
Speaker 5: shit on the news, and you get that that one

1586
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:54,720
Speaker 5: second of like, even though I don't really believe in

1587
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,560
Speaker 5: the concept that oh, all black people are through the

1588
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,000
Speaker 5: same list, but I get that one twinge of like,

1589
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:05,960
Speaker 5: oh really now, and here, you know what, I.

1590
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,120
Speaker 2: Do something sometimes when I see certain things and I

1591
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:08,680
Speaker 2: realize to.

1592
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 6: Not black, I guess I'm happy about it, just.

1593
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:12,880
Speaker 2: For a second.

1594
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:16,599
Speaker 5: I mean I'm not. I'm never rejoicing because no, yeah,

1595
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 5: I've always I don't want nobody to get hurt.

1596
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 2: And don't get me wrong, but for second, like if.

1597
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,679
Speaker 1: It sounds like it's going to be black and they're

1598
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 1: like there's a crack pipe and some crid chicken turns

1599
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 1: out the guy.

1600
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 6: Last guy's last day was like rushing, I'm like you right.

1601
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:32,680
Speaker 2: Of us?

1602
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I mean, I'm just saying that glitter bomb

1603
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 5: ship gotta feel something like that. Man, people, I want

1604
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:48,479
Speaker 5: to chilling Von Herman Kane, the dude, the black dude

1605
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 5: that's rubbing for the Republican prejudice.

1606
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:53,360
Speaker 1: Who the hell is black guy? Where did he come from?

1607
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:53,800
Speaker 10: For real?

1608
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:58,200
Speaker 2: He used to be like the CEO of Godfather's Pizza, which.

1609
01:11:58,560 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 3: You know, I like.

1610
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:01,759
Speaker 6: I like people like that because they make me look blacker,

1611
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 6: like they.

1612
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 2: Make me here, then make you official.

1613
01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:08,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. When I have my doubts with people like you

1614
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:13,320
Speaker 1: not black, I'm like harrm McCain, Okay, I had backing up.

1615
01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:16,080
Speaker 2: They're like a huge of quetta out here with your

1616
01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 2: white man like Burman. I apologize you could we're reknew

1617
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:25,559
Speaker 2: your black car. Yeah, I'm sorry, sister. I was stripping

1618
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 2: for a second that nigga.

1619
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:32,160
Speaker 5: He was at the rn C like debate and actually

1620
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 5: it was like, of course I wouldn't hire a Muslim

1621
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 5: for anything.

1622
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:39,800
Speaker 2: And motherfucker's clap. I was like what and only one?

1623
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,800
Speaker 5: And I watched this in slow motion like eight times.

1624
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,240
Speaker 5: There was one as they paying the crowd clapping for

1625
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,479
Speaker 5: him saying this. There was one single white dude who

1626
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:50,160
Speaker 5: just put his hand in his palm, his head in

1627
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,120
Speaker 5: his palm and covered his face and shook his head.

1628
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:56,479
Speaker 2: I know, because he was like, this is the racist ship.

1629
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 2: He's like, oh god, why why are you what's the question?

1630
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:01,719
Speaker 6: When did you hire a Muslim? Was that the question?

1631
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's had comments in the past where he brought

1632
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,160
Speaker 5: it up on his own, so of course, d'uring the debate,

1633
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,040
Speaker 5: they're gonna bring it up, like, hey, you said that

1634
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:11,599
Speaker 5: you know you would profile muslims.

1635
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:14,400
Speaker 1: Andy, But you know what, black people need to understand

1636
01:13:14,439 --> 01:13:16,639
Speaker 1: that just because you slamer another people of color doesn't

1637
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 1: mean white people are going to like your black ass.

1638
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:21,800
Speaker 1: Like it's not gonna you know, yeah, change anything. Why

1639
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,040
Speaker 1: is he getting down on Muslims?

1640
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,439
Speaker 2: I need more Republicans to understand this shit.

1641
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:28,800
Speaker 5: Like as like whenever they say like, well, look man,

1642
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 5: you're black and you're voting Democrats are just throwing your

1643
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:33,439
Speaker 5: boat away. I'm like, have you seen the other people

1644
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:37,400
Speaker 5: that won't vote? I need two good alternatives and then

1645
01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:37,720
Speaker 5: we can.

1646
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:41,000
Speaker 1: Have a debate until we can't just want a crazy

1647
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:43,759
Speaker 1: ass person and then one person who's like, okay, seems

1648
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:44,559
Speaker 1: like they're the same.

1649
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1650
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 5: I don't even like democrats that much, but damn the

1651
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:51,320
Speaker 5: choices are like dirty water and piss and water.

1652
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 2: People want me to do. Man, I'm I'm trying to

1653
01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 2: work with you, all right, Man, I think something's going on.

1654
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:02,720
Speaker 2: Our next door name is by the way, Oh what's up? Apparently?

1655
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:07,760
Speaker 2: Like I came home two days ago yesterday, and there

1656
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:08,519
Speaker 2: was like two.

1657
01:14:08,439 --> 01:14:11,519
Speaker 5: Pieces of luggage just sitting on the curve like on

1658
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:15,720
Speaker 5: the front stoop. Oh, and now they were empty. You

1659
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:17,320
Speaker 5: could tell they were empty because they were like craft

1660
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:20,080
Speaker 5: open right okay, And so I was like, damn dog,

1661
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:22,479
Speaker 5: like somebody wonder what happened?

1662
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:22,760
Speaker 10: You know?

1663
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,439
Speaker 5: And then the other thing and then I put to

1664
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,800
Speaker 5: it to together because I realized, remember how we used

1665
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,360
Speaker 5: to get hear them fucking yes?

1666
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:31,479
Speaker 2: That droves me fucking nuts. When's the last time you

1667
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,240
Speaker 2: hear him fucking Oh? It ain't been a.

1668
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:35,600
Speaker 9: Wild because you know, they ad squeaks like like like that,

1669
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:37,120
Speaker 9: like the bad squeaked.

1670
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:37,160
Speaker 8: Like.

1671
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,560
Speaker 9: I was like, if you don't get some damn w

1672
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:43,840
Speaker 9: D floyd a, just take some further step and be

1673
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:44,360
Speaker 9: like here you go.

1674
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:46,760
Speaker 2: I was real close to doing that ship I was

1675
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,920
Speaker 2: getting put a little note, please put this on your bed,

1676
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:53,639
Speaker 2: and I don't hear this. So so they're not fucking anymore.

1677
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:55,840
Speaker 5: And I didn't even notice. It was just like it

1678
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,439
Speaker 5: was gone and I just didn't notice it. But so I,

1679
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,040
Speaker 5: you know, I go, you know, I'm going to play ball,

1680
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:03,720
Speaker 5: So I leave the house and go play ball. The

1681
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 5: other thing I've noticed.

1682
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:06,320
Speaker 2: Too, is like for the last a week, in the

1683
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:08,240
Speaker 2: week and a half and so it's.

1684
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,360
Speaker 5: Been just like random dude just standing outside their apartment

1685
01:15:11,439 --> 01:15:13,760
Speaker 5: at all times of the day, smoking a cigarette.

1686
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:15,320
Speaker 2: And talking on that fucking phone. Yeah, like it's just

1687
01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:17,599
Speaker 2: one you know, that one neighbor that just ain't never

1688
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,559
Speaker 2: in the house, like you don't got nothing nice inside?

1689
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:22,479
Speaker 2: Is the ac one? It's ninety degrees. Why are you

1690
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:23,360
Speaker 2: standing outside?

1691
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:26,080
Speaker 5: Like and then they're like they had that awkward moment

1692
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,559
Speaker 5: where you're getting out your car you have to speak

1693
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,640
Speaker 5: to him. So it's like I was worked like it

1694
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:35,280
Speaker 5: was great, don't please don't rob me, because like everything's

1695
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:35,760
Speaker 5: going fine.

1696
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,360
Speaker 2: I have an alarm in case you don't.

1697
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:41,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, but so so so like I come, I come

1698
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:44,120
Speaker 5: in from playing basketball, so you know, I leave I

1699
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,519
Speaker 5: come back. It's kind of late, maybe a eight thirty

1700
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:48,519
Speaker 5: or so, and I'm going in the house and I

1701
01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:52,040
Speaker 5: see that the one dude who's always stayed there is

1702
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:55,000
Speaker 5: like carry his luggage like, and he has that rolling

1703
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,759
Speaker 5: luggage like walking towards the bus stop.

1704
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:00,960
Speaker 2: And then the other dude he's got his own bag,

1705
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:01,799
Speaker 2: the new dude.

1706
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 5: And he's following him. I don't know if he's just

1707
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:05,439
Speaker 5: dropping him off what And uh. I get out the

1708
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:07,920
Speaker 5: car and he's like, hey, dog, you know what a

1709
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:08,720
Speaker 5: greathound is.

1710
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,320
Speaker 2: I was like, no, it's like.

1711
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:14,439
Speaker 5: I was like, I guess downtown. He's like, you think

1712
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:16,360
Speaker 5: it's downtown. I was like, I guess you get on

1713
01:16:16,439 --> 01:16:18,560
Speaker 5: the bus and go downtown. I'm just thinking, like, just

1714
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:19,639
Speaker 5: don't ask me for a ride.

1715
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:21,960
Speaker 2: You know, all night, I ain't taking you.

1716
01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 1: You have to hear a sad ass story on the

1717
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,400
Speaker 1: way there, right.

1718
01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:26,920
Speaker 2: And I don't you know, I don't want to have

1719
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,160
Speaker 2: to crush his dreams and be like, man, just turn around.

1720
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:33,439
Speaker 2: He was like, So he was like, yeah, man, I

1721
01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:35,280
Speaker 2: gotta go to Greyhound. I was like, all right, man,

1722
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:36,320
Speaker 2: it's like everything good with you.

1723
01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:36,599
Speaker 5: Man.

1724
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:38,800
Speaker 2: I was working because that's what they that's what They

1725
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:41,479
Speaker 2: always asked me, I don't know how these niggas. It's

1726
01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:42,280
Speaker 2: like the amazed that.

1727
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:42,840
Speaker 5: I got a job.

1728
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,280
Speaker 2: Was like, niggas you working, I know how? You pulling

1729
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:46,400
Speaker 2: that house every day?

1730
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:46,760
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1731
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:47,080
Speaker 1: I know?

1732
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:51,479
Speaker 2: Away, Yeah, what is going on with it? Is that

1733
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 2: a black woman in there? So so yeah, so we

1734
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:57,840
Speaker 2: you know, it's like telling me that or whatever.

1735
01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,680
Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, man works good, and it's

1736
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 5: like other day another dollar han, It's like yeah, And

1737
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,120
Speaker 5: then he was he started walking past me because he

1738
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,559
Speaker 5: had to go past me to get to the bus,

1739
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:10,040
Speaker 5: and he was like, yeah, man, gotta go get my

1740
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:16,439
Speaker 5: fiance back. I might get it injurious because I've been

1741
01:17:16,479 --> 01:17:18,120
Speaker 5: wracking my brain trying to figure out what the fuck

1742
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:18,800
Speaker 5: having over there.

1743
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:22,040
Speaker 1: That's just screenplay right there, that's just screenplay.

1744
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:23,000
Speaker 2: That's opening.

1745
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,680
Speaker 6: With his rollaway luggage had me being like, oh man,

1746
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:31,760
Speaker 6: a great hand, Like like I.

1747
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,519
Speaker 2: Think, like did his dad?

1748
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 5: Like, because I've created my own story because I don't

1749
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:38,800
Speaker 5: know what's going on and I don't like talking to people,

1750
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:41,920
Speaker 5: so I just make it up, right, I made up

1751
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:44,760
Speaker 5: with I think my own drama make up. I think

1752
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:48,840
Speaker 5: his brother just got out of prison, right, so that

1753
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:51,479
Speaker 5: so he needed a place to stay. So even playing

1754
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 5: staying with him for a couple of weeks, he gets.

1755
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,519
Speaker 2: On his grind. You know that was the little cousin.

1756
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,960
Speaker 5: Yeah right, but now it's sucking up the sex play

1757
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,320
Speaker 5: because now you can't have sex with a you know dude.

1758
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:03,160
Speaker 1: He's fucking this woman, man, and he's doing it better

1759
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:10,320
Speaker 1: right right now, I'm saying.

1760
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,880
Speaker 5: This is my theory, This is my theory. Okay, man,

1761
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:17,080
Speaker 5: Now that may be happening too. It doesn't doesn't really change.

1762
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:19,519
Speaker 2: His theory, but it may be happening too. So she's

1763
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,080
Speaker 2: he's fucking this woman. Let's throw that in there now,

1764
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:22,400
Speaker 2: all right.

1765
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:27,080
Speaker 5: But but she knows she's wrong because she does have

1766
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,680
Speaker 5: a conscious and they're supposed to be getting engaged and

1767
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:32,320
Speaker 5: ship and maybe he's been taking too long and that's

1768
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,360
Speaker 5: why she's getting him back kind of with revenge.

1769
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:37,320
Speaker 2: But she knows she's wrong, so she just broke out.

1770
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:39,800
Speaker 2: She left, She couldn't take the ship no more. Right, yes,

1771
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:44,320
Speaker 2: And so now I think he has to go get her.

1772
01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:46,519
Speaker 2: But you know, they don't have a car, so you

1773
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:48,519
Speaker 2: got to take greathound to get her. Maybe she took

1774
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:49,559
Speaker 2: the car and.

1775
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:52,640
Speaker 5: She may now why she's le leg it outside a

1776
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:54,680
Speaker 5: lawman around in a while, because it used to be

1777
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:55,920
Speaker 5: a woman that would come in and out.

1778
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:58,080
Speaker 2: But I have seen her in a while. Yeah. Yeah,

1779
01:18:58,160 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 2: So it's nobody over there now.

1780
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,040
Speaker 6: But the duties out of jail, y'all need to be

1781
01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:01,519
Speaker 6: careful of.

1782
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,519
Speaker 2: I don't even think that dude is there. I think

1783
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 2: they both left, like they just got on the buzz

1784
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:07,840
Speaker 2: and was like, all we out. We gotta go get them.

1785
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:07,960
Speaker 8: Man.

1786
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,760
Speaker 5: All I can tell all I told that dude was

1787
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,320
Speaker 5: good luck, and I do with some good luck man,

1788
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:16,040
Speaker 5: because I don't know what's going on over there.

1789
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:18,559
Speaker 6: You don't read about him and the news with some swords,

1790
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:19,320
Speaker 6: I'm telling you now.

1791
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:26,559
Speaker 2: Oh ship, all right, man, let's do some news.

1792
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:27,960
Speaker 1: Oh I love the news.

1793
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:31,719
Speaker 2: We'll do some of these other things later. Another show,

1794
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,559
Speaker 2: no problem. I can't believe I thought of so much

1795
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:37,040
Speaker 2: shit this week. It's crazy to save some of them,

1796
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:40,800
Speaker 2: all right, man. And I don't want to read this

1797
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:42,920
Speaker 2: one because it was way too serious, so fuck that.

1798
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:47,240
Speaker 5: But apparently, uh, North Carolina had some ship in the

1799
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:48,960
Speaker 5: past where they sterilized people.

1800
01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:50,799
Speaker 6: Oh I read about That's awful.

1801
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:51,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like.

1802
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:55,080
Speaker 5: Part of some eugenics work that they were doing where

1803
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:58,680
Speaker 5: they do population control for like yeah, yeah, care for

1804
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:01,240
Speaker 5: like poor people and ship and now they're.

1805
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:03,680
Speaker 2: Paying those people. Like you can come in and be like, hey,

1806
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:08,400
Speaker 2: y'all sterilize me and get some money now. So yeah,

1807
01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:10,360
Speaker 2: that was mighty white of them to pay people.

1808
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:12,800
Speaker 6: It gave up like a hundred bucks.

1809
01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:16,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it only took it only took thirty six years

1810
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:19,040
Speaker 2: or whatever. But you know, better late than never. Wow,

1811
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:22,720
Speaker 2: that's about money. Yeah, but somebody sent me.

1812
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:25,000
Speaker 5: That, and I'm just like, I can't make that, butty, no,

1813
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:31,920
Speaker 5: I need something with a rape in it terribly, right, Yeah,

1814
01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:33,200
Speaker 5: you can make something out of that.

1815
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:36,360
Speaker 2: I haven't seen over here that never gets never gets open.

1816
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:39,479
Speaker 2: But a bunch of people send me this story to

1817
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:46,240
Speaker 2: Booty called ninja scheme leads to criminal charges. That's booty calls.

1818
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:49,240
Speaker 2: Then just care we should did you quit us husband's

1819
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:55,879
Speaker 2: not part of his crew? Or yeah you carried samurai.

1820
01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:58,400
Speaker 2: Samurai and ninja do not mix.

1821
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,360
Speaker 1: They don't get that at all.

1822
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:03,960
Speaker 2: Yes, they hate each other. The ninjas are disgusting. They

1823
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:04,639
Speaker 2: have no honor.

1824
01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 1: They's sneaking.

1825
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:11,360
Speaker 5: And Carrie should know better. She's watched every samurai ninja movie.

1826
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:12,880
Speaker 2: Everything.

1827
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 5: My man a man was attacked.

1828
01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:18,439
Speaker 2: Early Friday by two people will the the nun Chucks

1829
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:19,360
Speaker 2: and Throwing.

1830
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:22,080
Speaker 1: Stars in nineteen eighty what was us?

1831
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:28,160
Speaker 5: Of course, his black best friend got killed in the

1832
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:31,960
Speaker 5: opening credits. Yes, let's see, while attending to meet his

1833
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:37,160
Speaker 5: ex girlfriend for a sexual encounter in suburban Joliet, Illinois.

1834
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:42,160
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, that's right. Don't meet your ex girl for

1835
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:49,320
Speaker 2: some sex? And of course ninjas, Yeah, ninjas.

1836
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:51,400
Speaker 6: They don't like to They like to cut a brother.

1837
01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:53,680
Speaker 2: You know, Can I get some? That was from the

1838
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:58,400
Speaker 2: Leaf Village, of course.

1839
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:01,120
Speaker 5: To the Chicago Sun Times, a forty four year old

1840
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:04,000
Speaker 5: man contacting his ex about meeting for sex.

1841
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:07,280
Speaker 2: Uh and Catherine m Cesares, who's.

1842
01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:09,360
Speaker 5: Twenty nine or Caesar as I don't know how you

1843
01:22:09,439 --> 01:22:12,320
Speaker 5: pronounced that shit told him to meet her in a

1844
01:22:12,479 --> 01:22:16,280
Speaker 5: nearby alley, because you know how you meet your ex

1845
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 5: for some time.

1846
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:18,360
Speaker 2: For that sex in an alley?

1847
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:18,880
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1848
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:20,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, by a dumper.

1849
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:24,560
Speaker 5: Now, Yo, you're always on Twitter and you're always, you know,

1850
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:25,639
Speaker 5: flirting with these chicks.

1851
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:27,439
Speaker 2: Would you ever meet one of them in an alley

1852
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:29,120
Speaker 2: for some little ninja sex?

1853
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:33,640
Speaker 3: Only if it was behind a dumpster That's where I've been.

1854
01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:40,240
Speaker 2: Of course. No real talk though, right, but the man

1855
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,519
Speaker 2: that just tells you, man, men and their dicks. Dude,

1856
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,880
Speaker 2: we do not We are not very well prepared.

1857
01:22:45,479 --> 01:22:47,880
Speaker 1: But why was the woman suggesting that, Like they didn't

1858
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,960
Speaker 1: have a place like a car, nothing no.

1859
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:54,000
Speaker 5: Object man, right, the woman suggested it on the way

1860
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:55,400
Speaker 5: to trap him to with these ninjas.

1861
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:56,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.

1862
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,000
Speaker 5: But of course your dick is not your friend. I

1863
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:02,080
Speaker 5: keep telling people that it will betray you every fucking time.

1864
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:05,599
Speaker 2: Your brain is like, wait, meet in a dark alley

1865
01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:10,280
Speaker 2: behind a dumpster. That seems stupid as hell, and your

1866
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:12,680
Speaker 2: digg is like, just do it, man, fuck it, why

1867
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:16,120
Speaker 2: are you this? We could be having pussy right now. Okay.

1868
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:22,280
Speaker 5: As the man walked to Caesaria's car, a masked man

1869
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,760
Speaker 5: jumped out and hit him in the head with nunchucks.

1870
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:27,880
Speaker 2: Police say yes.

1871
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:32,880
Speaker 5: Caesaris then grabbed nunchucks of her own and hit the

1872
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:33,920
Speaker 5: man with them as well.

1873
01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:36,559
Speaker 2: So she was a ninja too.

1874
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:39,240
Speaker 1: Wow, there's another movie right there. That's the second part

1875
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:40,000
Speaker 1: to your first movie.

1876
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:42,120
Speaker 2: Wow, she must have been a ninja from the sand village.

1877
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:46,680
Speaker 5: Then, yeah, I say, I say, when the when the

1878
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,720
Speaker 5: two dudes get off the greyhound, this.

1879
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:52,040
Speaker 2: Is what happens. Yes, yes, right right in front of

1880
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:53,200
Speaker 2: the Greyhound bulls. Yes.

1881
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:58,519
Speaker 5: After the attack, Caesarius was charged with aggravated domestic battery,

1882
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:01,599
Speaker 5: aggravated battery, unlocked use of a weapon, and arm balance.

1883
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,400
Speaker 2: Police found throwing stars at the scene.

1884
01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:07,600
Speaker 1: And that is just stupid, like.

1885
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:12,160
Speaker 2: Throwing stars. Who did the CSI work for this ship?

1886
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:16,719
Speaker 1: But I was like throwing stars, Yeah, throwing stars for friends.

1887
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:22,519
Speaker 2: You think Horatio from Miami Cside Miami was there. Oh

1888
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:24,559
Speaker 2: you know he was on this throwing stars that's right

1889
01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:27,280
Speaker 2: up his And yeah, I love how the.

1890
01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:29,800
Speaker 5: CSI texts are already they're the ones that you don't

1891
01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:32,960
Speaker 5: know their names, and then Horatio always shows up and

1892
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:38,000
Speaker 5: finds immediately fires the evidence they couldn't find, right.

1893
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:40,040
Speaker 2: He's like he just taking pulls the shades up. He's

1894
01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:45,280
Speaker 2: like throwing stars. Shame on a ninja to try to

1895
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:46,479
Speaker 2: run game on a ninja.

1896
01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:52,720
Speaker 1: I wish they had thrown this star, like I've seen

1897
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:55,639
Speaker 1: throwing but I've never seen anybody throw a throwing star.

1898
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:57,320
Speaker 6: Like what was there playing with that? Like he was

1899
01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:58,880
Speaker 6: gonna get hit and then he was gonna run and

1900
01:24:58,880 --> 01:24:59,360
Speaker 6: they were like.

1901
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:03,640
Speaker 5: Oh hell no, hey, I love how or when you

1902
01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:05,479
Speaker 5: threw the stars you had to make the sound because

1903
01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:06,200
Speaker 5: I do that too.

1904
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,120
Speaker 1: Oh really, I'm a nerd. Sorry, I'm out.

1905
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:11,920
Speaker 5: I just imagine. I just imagine. I just imagine NJ

1906
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:17,800
Speaker 5: just making the sound with their mouths like. So this

1907
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:20,680
Speaker 5: story is also made the rounds. And first of all,

1908
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:22,400
Speaker 5: thank you fans that send us stories in.

1909
01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:23,560
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.

1910
01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:26,720
Speaker 5: Man, And we got this one a lot. A man

1911
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:29,760
Speaker 5: was says he robbed the bank for jail health care.

1912
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:33,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because you know how the healthcare system in

1913
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:38,080
Speaker 5: jail is so great. So this North Carolina man claims

1914
01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:40,960
Speaker 5: he robbed the bank of one dollar in order to

1915
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:42,320
Speaker 5: secure jail health care.

1916
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:45,280
Speaker 2: Wow, you got steals a dollar, suspect.

1917
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:47,519
Speaker 1: It's not worth it, and he's not gonna get my

1918
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:49,320
Speaker 1: tax money for a dollar again, you know what. Just

1919
01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:50,519
Speaker 1: fucking look at the dollars.

1920
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:55,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, just the judge just throws it out like your

1921
01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:57,559
Speaker 2: health nigga, get out, I'll pay it back.

1922
01:25:59,120 --> 01:25:59,720
Speaker 1: Dollars in jail.

1923
01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:02,080
Speaker 2: Now you get some ambition about yourself.

1924
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:05,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's steal something money like something serious.

1925
01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:06,240
Speaker 2: Uh, suspected.

1926
01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:09,800
Speaker 5: Robert James Barone said he came to the decision to

1927
01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:11,120
Speaker 5: rob the bank last week.

1928
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,240
Speaker 2: I'm sort of a logical person.

1929
01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:15,600
Speaker 5: And that was my logic that I came up with,

1930
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,639
Speaker 5: because you know, fuck going to the free health clinic

1931
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:20,559
Speaker 5: to prison for three years.

1932
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:23,000
Speaker 1: You forget about going to the emergency room where they

1933
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,599
Speaker 1: have to treat everybody rob a bank.

1934
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:28,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, man Barone was unarmed, but head to the

1935
01:26:28,439 --> 01:26:30,200
Speaker 5: tailor a rather unusual note.

1936
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:33,800
Speaker 2: The note said, this is a bank robbery. Please only

1937
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:39,320
Speaker 2: give me one dollar? What wow? Not all your money,

1938
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:42,360
Speaker 2: nothing like that, Just a dollar? How polite is that? Though?

1939
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:44,479
Speaker 8: I like that He threw pleasing there, What the hell

1940
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,840
Speaker 8: is this a nine to nine cent mak Yeah.

1941
01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:48,560
Speaker 1: If I were to tell I would have been like,

1942
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:50,720
Speaker 1: you know what, no, come back with something for real?

1943
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:54,360
Speaker 2: Right, Oh you need a dollar, I'd have gave him.

1944
01:26:55,040 --> 01:27:02,120
Speaker 5: It's quarters, get out here, Baron Roon then did something

1945
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:03,920
Speaker 5: that seems strange to everyone around.

1946
01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:06,320
Speaker 2: I started to walk away from the tailor.

1947
01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:09,000
Speaker 5: Then I went back and said, I'll be sitting right

1948
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:11,040
Speaker 5: over there in the chair waiting for the police.

1949
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:12,960
Speaker 2: Wow.

1950
01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:16,760
Speaker 5: Yes, he has no medical insurance. That wanted everyone to

1951
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:19,320
Speaker 5: know that was the reason for the robbery. The fifty

1952
01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:22,120
Speaker 5: nine year old has a growth on his chest damn

1953
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:25,360
Speaker 5: to rupture. Disc had a problem with his left foot.

1954
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:30,080
Speaker 5: He has no job and a depleted bank account, so

1955
01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:31,920
Speaker 5: he thought jail was the best place he could go

1956
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:34,639
Speaker 5: for medical care and a roof over his head, because

1957
01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:36,240
Speaker 5: you know, they take care of you in jail.

1958
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:36,479
Speaker 8: You know.

1959
01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:40,679
Speaker 5: Never you never see prisoners walking around limping or shaped

1960
01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:41,519
Speaker 5: or anything like that.

1961
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:47,800
Speaker 2: And I don't know if he playing that far ahead

1962
01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:49,760
Speaker 2: with the rape. I don't think he did. I think

1963
01:27:49,840 --> 01:27:51,719
Speaker 2: that's a little I take the growth on my chest

1964
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:53,040
Speaker 2: over the rape.

1965
01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:54,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he too.

1966
01:27:55,160 --> 01:27:56,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think these.

1967
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:59,040
Speaker 5: Credit hard and criminals are going with the condoms, you know,

1968
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:03,360
Speaker 5: for your sake. So he said he'd then be able

1969
01:28:03,439 --> 01:28:06,880
Speaker 5: to he wanted to. He then would be able to

1970
01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:09,000
Speaker 5: collect Social Security when he got out.

1971
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:11,559
Speaker 2: Of jail, and said he'd head to the beach.

1972
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:23,400
Speaker 5: Wow, I'm all, I've already looked for a condominium. I've

1973
01:28:23,439 --> 01:28:26,160
Speaker 5: spoken to a relator on Myrtle Beach. So this motherfucker

1974
01:28:26,280 --> 01:28:30,000
Speaker 5: is cock story that this will happen. I'd like to

1975
01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:32,439
Speaker 5: rent this condominium three years in advance.

1976
01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:33,840
Speaker 2: Please. Wow.

1977
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:36,880
Speaker 5: He had missed this story as unusual and says he

1978
01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:40,120
Speaker 5: wouldn't recommend anyone else do what he did. But still

1979
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:43,000
Speaker 5: he says he has no regrets. He's already getting good

1980
01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:45,840
Speaker 5: medical care now. Although the jail doctor accused him of

1981
01:28:45,960 --> 01:28:47,080
Speaker 5: manipulating the system.

1982
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:50,280
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, accused.

1983
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:54,400
Speaker 5: Allegedly he manipulated the system, which he confessed to in

1984
01:28:54,479 --> 01:28:55,320
Speaker 5: this fucking article.

1985
01:28:56,240 --> 01:28:58,000
Speaker 2: But you know the jury is still out on that one.

1986
01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:00,760
Speaker 6: I would let him go if I wouldn't judg. I

1987
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:03,240
Speaker 6: throw that case right out and him right out too, and.

1988
01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:07,560
Speaker 2: I make him start smoking cigarettes. And you know I

1989
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,479
Speaker 2: would throw him out and take a dollar beauty his

1990
01:29:09,560 --> 01:29:10,840
Speaker 2: full head. Nigga, get out of my court.

1991
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:10,960
Speaker 8: Mo.

1992
01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:16,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I put a vestos in the ceiling. This is

1993
01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:18,160
Speaker 5: why I need death panels.

1994
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,160
Speaker 2: Smoke. See the president.

1995
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:23,559
Speaker 5: Motherfuckers are too old to be acting like this. Where

1996
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:24,479
Speaker 5: are my death panels?

1997
01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:28,639
Speaker 2: Fifty nine is enough? You live long enough, You're fucking up. Okay.

1998
01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:30,640
Speaker 5: I had a problem with the cool old people, but

1999
01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:33,040
Speaker 5: this dude's praying for the death panels. I want to

2000
01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:34,120
Speaker 5: vote against.

2001
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:37,559
Speaker 6: Eive to Yeah, yestle beach, it's not cheap.

2002
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:40,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to get a high rise kind of

2003
01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:41,160
Speaker 2: minium out of the deal.

2004
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:45,400
Speaker 5: Uh. If it's called manipulation, then out of necessity because

2005
01:29:45,439 --> 01:29:48,480
Speaker 5: I need medical care, then I guess I am manipulating

2006
01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:49,760
Speaker 5: the course to get medical care.

2007
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:53,000
Speaker 2: Since he only demanded one dollar and didn't have a weapon.

2008
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:55,640
Speaker 5: Police charge them not with bank robbery, but lars me.

2009
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:58,719
Speaker 5: So he might get as much time and the slammer

2010
01:29:58,760 --> 01:29:59,920
Speaker 5: as he was hoping, or he might not.

2011
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:04,439
Speaker 2: I get as much time, and then I gotta have ambition, man.

2012
01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:06,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, we follow through.

2013
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:10,280
Speaker 2: You know you gotta have this is what this, that's

2014
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:11,960
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. You have a dream, you gotta go

2015
01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:16,280
Speaker 2: live it at home. You know that's right. I want

2016
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:19,559
Speaker 2: a jillion dollars. I'm over here waiting for the tops.

2017
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:23,880
Speaker 5: Speaking of, we talked about politics a little bit in

2018
01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:28,360
Speaker 5: the show, and Republicans has always wanted to fuck it up.

2019
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:32,320
Speaker 5: So apparently an Obama impersonator was pulled from the Republican

2020
01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:37,000
Speaker 5: Leadership Conference stage. But yeah, Stay hired the nigga to

2021
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:39,920
Speaker 5: go pretend to be President Barack Obama.

2022
01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:42,519
Speaker 6: I wish it had been blackfaced. I can't see the picture,

2023
01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:46,559
Speaker 6: but that ship would be like, okay, I see where

2024
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:46,840
Speaker 6: you're going.

2025
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:50,280
Speaker 5: And he doesn't even look that. He looks like Obama

2026
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:54,320
Speaker 5: if he had like down syndrome or something like if

2027
01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:55,559
Speaker 5: she just didn't work out.

2028
01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:58,639
Speaker 2: Barack Obama impersonator.

2029
01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:05,479
Speaker 5: Richard Brown, sex a Chick, briefly stole the spotlight this

2030
01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:08,479
Speaker 5: weekend at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans after

2031
01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:11,559
Speaker 5: making a series of racial jokes and taking digs at

2032
01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:15,160
Speaker 5: several twenty twelve GOP candidates the stars of the show

2033
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:16,759
Speaker 5: before being poured from the stage.

2034
01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:20,760
Speaker 2: Oh so did they say, Oh, nigga, you went to fall?

2035
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:23,439
Speaker 2: How you gonna how the fuck are you gonna hire

2036
01:31:23,560 --> 01:31:26,000
Speaker 2: the dude? Yes? And then put them off stage? Why

2037
01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:28,479
Speaker 2: why did you have him? If this is what you's

2038
01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:29,040
Speaker 2: not gonna do?

2039
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:31,840
Speaker 5: Like you, you hired a dude to make these jokes,

2040
01:31:32,479 --> 01:31:35,080
Speaker 5: and then and then when he started making the jokes,

2041
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:37,479
Speaker 5: you you hit him with the yeah, so fuck you

2042
01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:39,120
Speaker 5: in these jokes you got got on stage?

2043
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:44,880
Speaker 2: Yes, did we lose? I think we might have lost. Jaqueta? Hey, Yola,

2044
01:31:44,920 --> 01:31:47,320
Speaker 2: you still there? I mean, okay, okay.

2045
01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:49,599
Speaker 5: No, it's trying to get her back, Yes, is trying

2046
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:52,920
Speaker 5: to call her back. But but yeah, all right, carry on.

2047
01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:56,080
Speaker 5: But yeah, man, how you gonna fucking hire the dude?

2048
01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:59,160
Speaker 5: And then get mad that the dude.

2049
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:02,880
Speaker 2: Made because like you hired the dude to be comedically.

2050
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:04,680
Speaker 5: He shouldn't have You shouldn't have hired him in the

2051
01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:06,080
Speaker 5: first places.

2052
01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:08,719
Speaker 2: Get for doing this stuff and thinking that shit is funny.

2053
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:11,640
Speaker 8: And when the backfires and or you wonder why the

2054
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:13,639
Speaker 8: n w a CP is on your ass.

2055
01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:18,400
Speaker 2: For hiring this dude, you're gonna no, no, no, yeah,

2056
01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:22,720
Speaker 2: we we didn't, don't worry. We didn't cover anything new,

2057
01:32:22,880 --> 01:32:24,120
Speaker 2: just this. Motherfuckers.

2058
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:27,000
Speaker 5: They hired a dude to make jokes and looked like Obama,

2059
01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:29,559
Speaker 5: and he did it, and then he got pulled off

2060
01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:30,040
Speaker 5: the stage.

2061
01:32:30,439 --> 01:32:32,240
Speaker 6: I told some of his jokes in that article. They're

2062
01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:32,840
Speaker 6: not very good.

2063
01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:35,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, he says, uh, let's see, my mother loved the

2064
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:38,400
Speaker 5: black Man and knows she was not a Kardashian.

2065
01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:41,880
Speaker 6: So that's where you get your bad laughter. At the

2066
01:32:41,960 --> 01:32:46,479
Speaker 6: end of the comic book, uh.

2067
01:32:48,760 --> 01:32:52,280
Speaker 5: Uh. He later compared the Obamas to the stars of

2068
01:32:52,439 --> 01:32:55,479
Speaker 5: separing his son to why laughter.

2069
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:58,719
Speaker 2: Which is the most embarrassing part is that the GLP

2070
01:32:58,920 --> 01:32:59,360
Speaker 2: laughed at that.

2071
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:04,719
Speaker 5: Then he started taking on the GOP's base and things

2072
01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:07,160
Speaker 5: grew tenser. And this is one of the reasons, another

2073
01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:09,240
Speaker 5: reason I can't fuck with the Republicans.

2074
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:13,479
Speaker 2: They have no sense of humor, God, none at all.

2075
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:16,120
Speaker 2: Like it is, It's gonna be all right, fellas.

2076
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,840
Speaker 5: Like when Obama was getting roasted, he put on the

2077
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:20,800
Speaker 5: road I'm getting roasty grand.

2078
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:21,920
Speaker 2: And laughed at all you gotta do that?

2079
01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:23,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, And so it's comedy.

2080
01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:26,559
Speaker 2: They don't take jokes, will and all.

2081
01:33:27,240 --> 01:33:27,880
Speaker 1: They are eve.

2082
01:33:28,240 --> 01:33:30,439
Speaker 6: They go home at night and shed their human skins.

2083
01:33:30,479 --> 01:33:32,920
Speaker 2: I'm telling you like snakes.

2084
01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:39,840
Speaker 5: So he questioned Governor Mitt Rodney's Mormon faith, suggested former

2085
01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:43,839
Speaker 5: Minnesota Governor Tim Pauline doesn't have a spine, which he doesn't.

2086
01:33:44,960 --> 01:33:47,320
Speaker 5: Because he came up with the oh, man, like this

2087
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:48,920
Speaker 5: is another that they don't have a sense of human

2088
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:51,280
Speaker 5: He came up with one of the best like snaps

2089
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:53,880
Speaker 5: of the the site of the news cycle last week

2090
01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:57,960
Speaker 5: when he called that ship Obama care to get at,

2091
01:33:58,120 --> 01:34:00,639
Speaker 5: you know, because he's gonna have a debate against mc romney,

2092
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:03,679
Speaker 5: so he's trying to, you know, make him aligned with Obama.

2093
01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:06,880
Speaker 5: They both had this really similar health care plan and

2094
01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:08,960
Speaker 5: it's like, oh, awesome, you got him. Man, You're gonna

2095
01:34:08,960 --> 01:34:10,840
Speaker 5: but that he gets to the fucking debate. They're like,

2096
01:34:11,120 --> 01:34:13,599
Speaker 5: all right, man, m Rodney's right here. So you called

2097
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:15,760
Speaker 5: that ship a bombey, care what you wanna you want

2098
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:16,400
Speaker 5: to bring it up now?

2099
01:34:16,479 --> 01:34:20,400
Speaker 2: He's like, no, I'm good. What so he don't have

2100
01:34:20,479 --> 01:34:20,840
Speaker 2: a spine.

2101
01:34:20,880 --> 01:34:25,200
Speaker 5: He joked about uh new ging Rich, which I'm probably

2102
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:27,800
Speaker 5: must have involved him leaving his wife who had cancer

2103
01:34:27,920 --> 01:34:29,080
Speaker 5: to get with his new wife but.

2104
01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:30,599
Speaker 6: Who's made of plaster.

2105
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:31,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2106
01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:34,720
Speaker 2: And just when, just when he was.

2107
01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:39,000
Speaker 5: This, when he was about to dig, make a dig

2108
01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:43,519
Speaker 5: at Representative Michelle Bachman, Uh, the comedian was ushered off stage.

2109
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:45,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2110
01:34:45,439 --> 01:34:48,519
Speaker 1: They pulled like a Gong show with a big bulk

2111
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:49,439
Speaker 1: or something that was like get that.

2112
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:52,040
Speaker 2: Yes, do you think the sad man came out there

2113
01:34:52,080 --> 01:34:59,720
Speaker 2: with a b and then Uh?

2114
01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:02,840
Speaker 5: This is I think I like this Republican Doug Hay

2115
01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:05,240
Speaker 5: h e y e. I don't know what his fucking

2116
01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:07,759
Speaker 5: stances are on the issues, but he went on Twitter

2117
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:10,719
Speaker 5: and said, wonder why minorities have problems with the GOP

2118
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:16,160
Speaker 5: hiring Obama impersonator to tell quote unquote black jokes at

2119
01:35:16,200 --> 01:35:21,000
Speaker 5: the s r LCS like Senior Republican Leadership Conference arteris.

2120
01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:26,160
Speaker 2: Our own fault. Yes, I agree with that. I fucked

2121
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:26,360
Speaker 2: with you.

2122
01:35:27,040 --> 01:35:30,040
Speaker 5: What, Doug Hay, I'm gonna check you out brother than

2123
01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:32,920
Speaker 5: I know you're probably white, but I understand where you're

2124
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:33,559
Speaker 5: coming from. Man.

2125
01:35:33,680 --> 01:35:35,519
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel you at some point you got to

2126
01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:38,040
Speaker 2: take a spot. That shit is embarrassing. And then you

2127
01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:41,120
Speaker 2: wonder why you know minorities won't vote for us, and

2128
01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:43,760
Speaker 2: why you know when we go to black people and

2129
01:35:43,960 --> 01:35:46,320
Speaker 2: you know, try to get them to vote, they snap

2130
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:50,680
Speaker 2: at us. Right, all right? So this woman speaking of

2131
01:35:50,760 --> 01:35:51,559
Speaker 2: responsible people?

2132
01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:54,599
Speaker 5: Okay, she was arrested in Blank County after she abandoned

2133
01:35:54,600 --> 01:35:56,040
Speaker 5: her three kids at a gas station.

2134
01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:58,880
Speaker 1: Oh what what on a black man?

2135
01:36:02,320 --> 01:36:04,000
Speaker 2: But then the story gets strange.

2136
01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:08,560
Speaker 5: Oh, according to a trooper, a b O l O

2137
01:36:08,720 --> 01:36:12,120
Speaker 5: which is ay be on the lookout, was issued yesterday

2138
01:36:12,160 --> 01:36:14,080
Speaker 5: morning for the woman's vehicle in mobile.

2139
01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:16,400
Speaker 2: Later in the morning, she stopped at.

2140
01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:18,680
Speaker 5: A gas station in the Hayden Corner exit of I

2141
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,600
Speaker 5: sixty five, and that's when she handed the baby to

2142
01:36:21,720 --> 01:36:24,479
Speaker 5: a man and told him she had to save the

2143
01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:27,120
Speaker 5: world and then ran into.

2144
01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:27,960
Speaker 2: The woods.

2145
01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:31,120
Speaker 6: Meltdown, total mouthdown.

2146
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:40,000
Speaker 2: I have to save the world appearance, I said, what

2147
01:36:40,120 --> 01:36:41,920
Speaker 2: is this to start in a new season of heroes?

2148
01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:47,360
Speaker 5: Hold this baby real quick, I'll be right back, said,

2149
01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:51,439
Speaker 5: And then later on she was found by a volunteer

2150
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:55,639
Speaker 5: firefighter standing next to a mailbox in only her underwear.

2151
01:36:55,960 --> 01:37:01,080
Speaker 2: What put your head in how sight. I wonder what

2152
01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:05,679
Speaker 2: kind of underwear as they were? Yeah, bloomers. She actually

2153
01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:09,360
Speaker 2: imagine nobody's saving the world in throngs like.

2154
01:37:09,360 --> 01:37:10,400
Speaker 6: A boy shorts.

2155
01:37:10,479 --> 01:37:10,880
Speaker 2: Probably not.

2156
01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:13,200
Speaker 5: I don't see that happen. It was so much for

2157
01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:18,080
Speaker 5: my fantasy is a wonder woman. Cops found her blouse

2158
01:37:18,160 --> 01:37:20,679
Speaker 5: in the skirt and her skirt in the woods.

2159
01:37:21,320 --> 01:37:21,479
Speaker 8: Uh.

2160
01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:24,479
Speaker 5: They have the woman in custody and charges of forthcoming.

2161
01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:25,920
Speaker 5: The children were ages.

2162
01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:30,360
Speaker 2: Five too and nine months. Damn Yeah, child services as

2163
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:35,600
Speaker 2: the kids. That is weird, right, like like she's just

2164
01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:37,120
Speaker 2: off her meds. Like what the fuck?

2165
01:37:37,200 --> 01:37:37,360
Speaker 3: Man?

2166
01:37:37,479 --> 01:37:39,719
Speaker 5: And who fucked her three times and let her have kids?

2167
01:37:39,840 --> 01:37:40,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2168
01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:41,920
Speaker 1: Who's like these people run around with kids like it's

2169
01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:43,519
Speaker 1: all right. Those kids are too small to with a

2170
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:44,600
Speaker 1: crazy person like that.

2171
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:46,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, you dick will betray you.

2172
01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:46,760
Speaker 3: Man.

2173
01:37:46,960 --> 01:37:51,600
Speaker 2: Just fuck that crazy woman. Man, don't stick around and

2174
01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:56,800
Speaker 2: raise those kids. Don't worry about it. Yeah, she thinks

2175
01:37:56,840 --> 01:37:59,559
Speaker 2: she's wonder woman. She walks around the underwear and saves

2176
01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:03,360
Speaker 2: the world. This dude is scary. This is just a

2177
01:38:03,400 --> 01:38:04,120
Speaker 2: scary story.

2178
01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:08,960
Speaker 5: The forty six year old This dude is in the

2179
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:12,000
Speaker 5: hospital at the five for almost five months at the

2180
01:38:12,080 --> 01:38:14,160
Speaker 5: falling ill and must now learn.

2181
01:38:14,120 --> 01:38:17,200
Speaker 2: To walk again. Oh oh yeah, well yeah, whon do

2182
01:38:17,280 --> 01:38:17,920
Speaker 2: what happened to him?

2183
01:38:18,400 --> 01:38:21,280
Speaker 5: He was lucky to be alive after eating a pork

2184
01:38:21,360 --> 01:38:26,880
Speaker 5: chop infected with lysteria mengitis, which is a virus that

2185
01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:30,400
Speaker 5: attacked his immune system and caused a brain absence.

2186
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:34,160
Speaker 1: Wow, where did he get this pork chop from?

2187
01:38:34,280 --> 01:38:38,400
Speaker 2: What the hell? Turn out again, it can lie dormant

2188
01:38:38,479 --> 01:38:43,679
Speaker 2: up to seventy days. Damn, I guess yeah. The cases prompted.

2189
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:47,000
Speaker 5: One is that meat must be cooked through properly, especially

2190
01:38:47,120 --> 01:38:47,960
Speaker 5: on barbecues.

2191
01:38:48,200 --> 01:38:49,080
Speaker 1: Okay, let me say.

2192
01:38:49,160 --> 01:38:50,559
Speaker 6: Black people have this one covered.

2193
01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2194
01:38:51,439 --> 01:38:51,679
Speaker 10: Good.

2195
01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:53,840
Speaker 1: We like our ship to be cooked, like when people

2196
01:38:53,840 --> 01:38:55,120
Speaker 1: ask me, how do you want it done? That's a

2197
01:38:55,360 --> 01:38:56,360
Speaker 1: African American style.

2198
01:38:59,080 --> 01:39:03,439
Speaker 8: I work at restaurants and I had somebody said, I said,

2199
01:39:03,479 --> 01:39:04,800
Speaker 8: how you want your steak done?

2200
01:39:05,400 --> 01:39:07,360
Speaker 2: And what were sitting that you could see the cook

2201
01:39:07,640 --> 01:39:09,519
Speaker 2: and they pulled it and the cook was dark. He said,

2202
01:39:09,560 --> 01:39:11,599
Speaker 2: I want my steak. It's dark. It's your cook back

2203
01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:14,320
Speaker 2: Then I said, who do that, sir?

2204
01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:18,800
Speaker 5: I won't mind to not be able to go into

2205
01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:21,120
Speaker 5: the front of a sixties diner.

2206
01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:28,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too dark to be Jewish? Yes to protested his.

2207
01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:32,479
Speaker 5: Case is prompted warning is that you got to cook

2208
01:39:32,520 --> 01:39:38,080
Speaker 5: your meat. Speaking from the hospital, mister Ashaw and they

2209
01:39:38,120 --> 01:39:40,880
Speaker 5: get where he's from, saying he prepared the meat on

2210
01:39:41,040 --> 01:39:44,760
Speaker 5: a caravan stove while working away from home in Birmingham.

2211
01:39:45,439 --> 01:39:47,920
Speaker 2: He added, I regretted eating it straight away.

2212
01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:50,599
Speaker 5: I knew it was a mistake, and a month later

2213
01:39:50,640 --> 01:39:52,400
Speaker 5: I went to the hospital thinking I was having a

2214
01:39:52,439 --> 01:39:53,000
Speaker 5: heart attack.

2215
01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:55,840
Speaker 1: Did he finish eating it? And even though he thought

2216
01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:57,040
Speaker 1: it was a mistake, did.

2217
01:39:56,960 --> 01:39:59,479
Speaker 2: He eat it knowing it was undercooked? It sounds like

2218
01:39:59,560 --> 01:40:02,559
Speaker 2: he did, Like he's the microwaves not work good enough.

2219
01:40:03,880 --> 01:40:06,120
Speaker 1: Well, he was using a caravan so and he a

2220
01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:07,920
Speaker 1: homeless person, Like what is he talking about?

2221
01:40:08,280 --> 01:40:08,680
Speaker 5: I don't know.

2222
01:40:08,760 --> 01:40:09,759
Speaker 2: They say he was working.

2223
01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:13,840
Speaker 5: It's conditioned, deteriorated rapidly until he could no longer walk

2224
01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:16,040
Speaker 5: or talk. He said, I was too scared to close

2225
01:40:16,080 --> 01:40:17,920
Speaker 5: my eyes because I didn't think i'd ever wake up.

2226
01:40:18,640 --> 01:40:19,680
Speaker 6: Wow from a pork chop?

2227
01:40:20,000 --> 01:40:22,360
Speaker 2: All right? Yeah? They say pork could kill you, man.

2228
01:40:22,360 --> 01:40:23,360
Speaker 3: That's why I eat pork.

2229
01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:25,759
Speaker 2: I thought it was because it was Jewish.

2230
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:26,920
Speaker 3: Well, I mean yeah, but.

2231
01:40:29,080 --> 01:40:30,519
Speaker 6: And that too, and because it'll.

2232
01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:32,759
Speaker 5: Kill you, and because you know my God doesn't appreciate

2233
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:37,880
Speaker 5: that ship. But other than that, yes, well, also, you know,

2234
01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:40,240
Speaker 5: I just say, you cook your pork all the way through.

2235
01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:46,120
Speaker 2: Man, Sometimes I do on pizza. I only eat fish,

2236
01:40:46,960 --> 01:40:48,760
Speaker 2: I do, I do every now and then.

2237
01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:51,360
Speaker 8: I basically stay away from We do a lot of turkey,

2238
01:40:51,479 --> 01:40:52,800
Speaker 8: turkey baking turkey, which is.

2239
01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:55,519
Speaker 2: Not a great substitute. Honestly, no, it's not. It's not

2240
01:40:55,640 --> 01:40:58,280
Speaker 2: taste like they like the grease from the pork chop

2241
01:40:58,320 --> 01:40:58,559
Speaker 2: at all.

2242
01:40:59,640 --> 01:41:01,519
Speaker 1: I don't eat meat, but like, I don't know about

2243
01:41:01,520 --> 01:41:04,080
Speaker 1: the substitute stuff. Like when I eat vegetarian stuff, I'm like,

2244
01:41:04,120 --> 01:41:05,960
Speaker 1: it doesn't need to look like a sausage because it's

2245
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:07,479
Speaker 1: mostly gonna be broccoli, you.

2246
01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:12,679
Speaker 5: Know, not like morning stars, not getting over on anybody.

2247
01:41:13,240 --> 01:41:15,960
Speaker 5: Don't make it shape like you know, animal part or something.

2248
01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:20,360
Speaker 2: I don't care broccoli steaks, like I'll put a one

2249
01:41:20,479 --> 01:41:24,559
Speaker 2: on it. Sure, this is just funny to me. Air traffic.

2250
01:41:25,920 --> 01:41:29,200
Speaker 5: Air traffic controllers in Houston basically got an air full

2251
01:41:30,360 --> 01:41:33,320
Speaker 5: when they heard it with his pilot left his fucking

2252
01:41:34,080 --> 01:41:37,400
Speaker 5: sorry left his mic on uh and he was swinging

2253
01:41:37,439 --> 01:41:37,760
Speaker 5: over the.

2254
01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:42,640
Speaker 2: Air traffic radio. Oh yeah, I actual Houston airline.

2255
01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:45,960
Speaker 5: Pal has been suspended after this cockpit microphone became stuck,

2256
01:41:46,280 --> 01:41:50,240
Speaker 5: allowing an obscenity laced rent to be broadcast over hundreds

2257
01:41:50,240 --> 01:41:57,439
Speaker 5: of miles Local Channel two investigates. Investigates reported Tuesday, air

2258
01:41:57,520 --> 01:42:02,760
Speaker 5: traffic controllers in Houston perst alertic Federal Aviation Administration supervisors

2259
01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:03,840
Speaker 5: on March twenty fifth.

2260
01:42:04,360 --> 01:42:06,080
Speaker 2: Wow, this hapen a while back. We're just not hearing

2261
01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:06,400
Speaker 2: about it.

2262
01:42:06,920 --> 01:42:07,160
Speaker 8: Wow.

2263
01:42:07,880 --> 01:42:10,760
Speaker 5: And those supervisors forwarded the tape of the episode the

2264
01:42:10,840 --> 01:42:13,120
Speaker 5: Southwest Airlines to take action against the pilot.

2265
01:42:14,479 --> 01:42:17,040
Speaker 6: Let me guess he was talking about blast juice and games.

2266
01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:22,640
Speaker 5: We're gonna see you might be surprised, all right, What

2267
01:42:22,760 --> 01:42:25,120
Speaker 5: if he was gay and he was talking about straight people,

2268
01:42:25,160 --> 01:42:29,040
Speaker 5: That would be awesome. Like another one of those fucking

2269
01:42:29,920 --> 01:42:32,320
Speaker 5: heateros comes over here, touching his.

2270
01:42:32,439 --> 01:42:35,240
Speaker 2: Face glitter brom.

2271
01:42:39,479 --> 01:42:42,679
Speaker 5: Southwest Airline pilot, who was not identified by the FAA

2272
01:42:43,240 --> 01:42:45,280
Speaker 5: or the airline, could be heard talking about his co

2273
01:42:45,479 --> 01:42:47,960
Speaker 5: pilot or talking to his co pilot in the cockpit,

2274
01:42:48,360 --> 01:42:51,679
Speaker 5: expressing frustration over the airline hiring so many flight attendants

2275
01:42:51,880 --> 01:42:54,040
Speaker 5: that he found to be unsuitable.

2276
01:42:53,520 --> 01:42:59,560
Speaker 2: For dating oh Man. A continuous stream of Gaze and

2277
01:42:59,680 --> 01:43:02,000
Speaker 2: Grant and Grande's oh.

2278
01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:06,720
Speaker 1: That sounds that sounds gay.

2279
01:43:07,080 --> 01:43:09,960
Speaker 6: Sorry, that sound like a poet.

2280
01:43:10,520 --> 01:43:14,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a Jewish porn that she was talking about,

2281
01:43:16,439 --> 01:43:20,080
Speaker 5: the pilot said over the Houston Center UH air traffic

2282
01:43:20,120 --> 01:43:24,200
Speaker 5: control frequency, which covers hundreds of miles over Texas pilots

2283
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:28,040
Speaker 5: within certain altitude guidelines over the entire geographic area. We're

2284
01:43:28,120 --> 01:43:31,519
Speaker 5: unable to communicate with Houston Center Air Traffic controls for

2285
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:34,680
Speaker 5: the entire four minute duration of his conversation since his

2286
01:43:34,800 --> 01:43:35,400
Speaker 5: head SAG.

2287
01:43:35,360 --> 01:43:37,920
Speaker 2: Microphone was stuck. Also, he didn't even stuck.

2288
01:43:38,439 --> 01:43:42,080
Speaker 5: He says he didn't know eleven and there's explatives and

2289
01:43:42,200 --> 01:43:43,760
Speaker 5: I guess it would fill him in because I don't

2290
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:44,040
Speaker 5: know what he.

2291
01:43:44,120 --> 01:43:45,519
Speaker 2: Said, but we can make it up.

2292
01:43:47,320 --> 01:43:57,200
Speaker 5: Eleven fucking over the top, bitch ass motherfuckersfuckers, polo sexuals,

2293
01:43:57,280 --> 01:44:01,000
Speaker 5: and a granny. Yes, the pilot said his as he

2294
01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:04,600
Speaker 5: complained to his cop pilot about the lack of flight attendance.

2295
01:44:04,840 --> 01:44:06,000
Speaker 2: Who caught his interest.

2296
01:44:06,600 --> 01:44:09,680
Speaker 5: His co plot Dan responded inside the cockpit about one

2297
01:44:09,720 --> 01:44:12,280
Speaker 5: of those groups, but his response could not be heard

2298
01:44:12,439 --> 01:44:13,120
Speaker 5: on the recording.

2299
01:44:13,200 --> 01:44:17,080
Speaker 2: Oh you lucky motherfucker, because you know he was co.

2300
01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:20,479
Speaker 1: Signing that shit, like he was like, fuck those gay

2301
01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:21,599
Speaker 1: granny to a fact.

2302
01:44:21,960 --> 01:44:25,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because he's was stuck. He's he that said

2303
01:44:25,600 --> 01:44:27,400
Speaker 2: for four minutes, nobody else could communicate.

2304
01:44:27,600 --> 01:44:27,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2305
01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2306
01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:30,920
Speaker 5: It's unclear whether the co pilart refers to people who

2307
01:44:30,920 --> 01:44:33,439
Speaker 5: are gay, or people who are older, or people who

2308
01:44:33,439 --> 01:44:36,519
Speaker 5: are overweight, and then the pilot is her responding, well,

2309
01:44:36,560 --> 01:44:39,360
Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck. I hate one hundred percent

2310
01:44:39,400 --> 01:44:42,880
Speaker 5: of that shit or their ass. I don't know he

2311
01:44:43,439 --> 01:44:46,479
Speaker 5: hates tomorrow all the gays got granteds and fat people.

2312
01:44:46,680 --> 01:44:48,800
Speaker 5: I feel bad if the cop palot was actually into

2313
01:44:48,840 --> 01:44:53,559
Speaker 5: any of those groups, cause you know, your boys start

2314
01:44:53,600 --> 01:44:55,519
Speaker 5: talking about I wouldn't fuck that chick with and you're like,

2315
01:44:55,600 --> 01:44:56,400
Speaker 5: you don't want to feel bad.

2316
01:44:56,439 --> 01:44:57,240
Speaker 2: You're like, I wouldn't either.

2317
01:44:57,320 --> 01:44:57,479
Speaker 3: Man.

2318
01:44:58,280 --> 01:45:01,800
Speaker 2: I none of how barry because you said so. No,

2319
01:45:02,640 --> 01:45:05,479
Speaker 2: I just agreed. But yeah, man, I just think that's funny.

2320
01:45:05,560 --> 01:45:10,760
Speaker 5: Man. Dude, dude basically got caught slipping. Wow, this dude,

2321
01:45:11,080 --> 01:45:14,160
Speaker 5: he got caught slipping, but he caught himself. He went

2322
01:45:14,240 --> 01:45:20,439
Speaker 5: on Facebook. Yeah, yeah, he's yeah, he had a hostage situation.

2323
01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:21,360
Speaker 2: Uh, I'll just agree.

2324
01:45:21,640 --> 01:45:24,720
Speaker 5: Jason Valdez is no stranger to the US police. His

2325
01:45:25,560 --> 01:45:29,200
Speaker 5: latest brush with the law, however, may have been the

2326
01:45:29,280 --> 01:45:32,640
Speaker 5: most public. An armed Valdez, who's thirty six, held a

2327
01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:36,360
Speaker 5: woman hostage at a Utah motel in a tense sixteen

2328
01:45:36,520 --> 01:45:41,280
Speaker 5: hour overnight, staying with the SWAT team. Wow yeah, all

2329
01:45:41,360 --> 01:45:44,000
Speaker 5: while finding time to keep his family and friends updated

2330
01:45:44,080 --> 01:45:44,719
Speaker 5: on Facebook.

2331
01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:46,000
Speaker 1: Stop are you serious?

2332
01:45:47,720 --> 01:45:48,679
Speaker 2: You gotta tweet this shit?

2333
01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:51,439
Speaker 1: You know there's nothing that person could be like going

2334
01:45:51,479 --> 01:45:52,400
Speaker 1: down at the airplane.

2335
01:45:52,439 --> 01:45:54,479
Speaker 6: They had time to tweet that shit like yeah.

2336
01:45:54,720 --> 01:45:55,240
Speaker 10: Uh oh.

2337
01:45:57,640 --> 01:46:01,400
Speaker 2: The ground, Yeah, I be right back.

2338
01:46:03,200 --> 01:46:05,400
Speaker 5: He even got some help from the outside over the

2339
01:46:05,479 --> 01:46:08,720
Speaker 5: social network. A friend posted that a SWAT officer was

2340
01:46:08,800 --> 01:46:13,480
Speaker 5: hotting in the bushes. Damn yes, thank you, Hobie.

2341
01:46:13,240 --> 01:46:15,960
Speaker 2: Proud dad, because they may have had a live on TV. Yeah,

2342
01:46:16,120 --> 01:46:18,639
Speaker 2: must have been on TV. He said, thank you, homie.

2343
01:46:18,720 --> 01:46:21,559
Speaker 2: Good looking out. You think he liked that status.

2344
01:46:21,640 --> 01:46:26,160
Speaker 5: He's like like, yeah, then the officers when the officers

2345
01:46:26,160 --> 01:46:28,320
Speaker 5: swarm the room by dad shot himself in the chats.

2346
01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:34,360
Speaker 2: With the handgun and he's in critical condition. Yeah, seriously,

2347
01:46:34,560 --> 01:46:35,400
Speaker 2: you know it gets shot.

2348
01:46:35,520 --> 01:46:37,680
Speaker 6: Don't shoot yourself. It's SWAT team. They know what they're doing.

2349
01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:42,040
Speaker 5: Associated Fresh review was he like, I know y'all gonna

2350
01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:44,560
Speaker 5: shoot me, I'll shoot me first. Yeah, beat him to

2351
01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:48,439
Speaker 5: the punch associated fresh review by Davis's Facebook profile page

2352
01:46:48,479 --> 01:46:51,479
Speaker 5: on Tuesday. Police believe he wrote the messages during the standoff.

2353
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:54,840
Speaker 5: It wasn't immediately clear, however, whether police were following the

2354
01:46:54,920 --> 01:46:58,000
Speaker 5: post in real time, though the department spokeswoman said officers

2355
01:46:58,080 --> 01:47:01,560
Speaker 5: routinely searched the Internet and other sources for background.

2356
01:47:01,120 --> 01:47:02,880
Speaker 2: On subjects of suspects.

2357
01:47:03,360 --> 01:47:06,280
Speaker 5: In all go, Dad's made six posts and added at

2358
01:47:06,360 --> 01:47:07,679
Speaker 5: least a dozen new friends.

2359
01:47:08,160 --> 01:47:11,559
Speaker 2: What doing the shooting?

2360
01:47:11,960 --> 01:47:12,000
Speaker 3: Like?

2361
01:47:12,080 --> 01:47:13,160
Speaker 2: Who are the people that are like?

2362
01:47:13,280 --> 01:47:15,639
Speaker 5: Hey, I was using the news.

2363
01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:17,439
Speaker 2: I would like to be your friend on.

2364
01:47:17,560 --> 01:47:18,400
Speaker 1: The stand off too?

2365
01:47:18,840 --> 01:47:23,800
Speaker 2: Like request, please accept my requests please. His family and

2366
01:47:23,880 --> 01:47:26,120
Speaker 2: friends responded with one hundred comments.

2367
01:47:26,840 --> 01:47:29,519
Speaker 5: Some people are offer the words of support, and others

2368
01:47:29,560 --> 01:47:33,400
Speaker 5: pleaded for him to do the right thing. Wow, and

2369
01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:35,880
Speaker 5: he has the post here says while I was letting

2370
01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:39,040
Speaker 5: this girl go, Well, I was letting this girl go,

2371
01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:41,080
Speaker 5: but these dumb bashes made an attempt to.

2372
01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:43,439
Speaker 2: Come in after I told them not to. So I

2373
01:47:43,520 --> 01:47:46,759
Speaker 2: popped off a couple more shots and now we're starting

2374
01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:50,080
Speaker 2: all over again. It seems three people like that?

2375
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:52,080
Speaker 3: What a.

2376
01:47:54,880 --> 01:47:55,240
Speaker 1: Rush on?

2377
01:47:55,439 --> 01:47:56,240
Speaker 2: Motherfuckers too?

2378
01:47:57,160 --> 01:48:03,320
Speaker 5: Yes, it isn't like it, dumb and ship elst the.

2379
01:48:05,479 --> 01:48:05,639
Speaker 2: Thing.

2380
01:48:07,760 --> 01:48:08,479
Speaker 1: That's too much.

2381
01:48:08,560 --> 01:48:09,320
Speaker 6: I can't like that.

2382
01:48:10,760 --> 01:48:13,240
Speaker 2: He also took a picture with the chick.

2383
01:48:13,360 --> 01:48:20,719
Speaker 5: It's like I got a cute passage hom like wow, yeah.

2384
01:48:21,000 --> 01:48:23,719
Speaker 2: You know the worst part about that. She's not that cute.

2385
01:48:24,080 --> 01:48:28,639
Speaker 2: But anyway, somebody had to say, you can't keep drawing

2386
01:48:28,720 --> 01:48:33,799
Speaker 2: your eyebrows on forever, ladies. You gotta tattoo eyebrows. Nobody's

2387
01:48:33,840 --> 01:48:34,120
Speaker 2: into that.

2388
01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:36,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna draw mine on, like I look surprised with

2389
01:48:36,640 --> 01:48:38,120
Speaker 1: one eye and board with the other.

2390
01:48:39,760 --> 01:48:42,559
Speaker 2: Always you're always introspective and like I.

2391
01:48:42,640 --> 01:48:44,160
Speaker 6: Just figured something out that mystery, like.

2392
01:48:46,439 --> 01:48:46,800
Speaker 8: What is it?

2393
01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:47,200
Speaker 5: You quite?

2394
01:48:47,320 --> 01:48:50,720
Speaker 2: What is it? Wan't you tell me? Why do you

2395
01:48:50,800 --> 01:48:51,560
Speaker 2: always look like that?

2396
01:48:53,479 --> 01:48:56,599
Speaker 5: I'm not reading this whole story, But this dude killed

2397
01:48:56,800 --> 01:48:59,400
Speaker 5: his mom's boyfriend with an axe.

2398
01:49:00,200 --> 01:49:04,000
Speaker 2: Whoa, yeah, so new category acts ratchetness.

2399
01:49:06,520 --> 01:49:07,559
Speaker 5: He was he was big.

2400
01:49:07,680 --> 01:49:10,200
Speaker 2: He was like fucking three hundred pounds and six foot

2401
01:49:10,240 --> 01:49:14,280
Speaker 2: four some ship. So yeah, he just cased at him

2402
01:49:14,360 --> 01:49:17,920
Speaker 2: or something. Uh says we believe the initial injury was

2403
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:18,759
Speaker 2: the back injury.

2404
01:49:20,160 --> 01:49:22,439
Speaker 5: He was never and he never seen it coming a

2405
01:49:22,560 --> 01:49:27,639
Speaker 5: going to the police, I mean, sneaking up on somebody

2406
01:49:27,680 --> 01:49:28,920
Speaker 5: with the axe gotta be hard to do.

2407
01:49:29,160 --> 01:49:31,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, you about have to get like a

2408
01:49:31,520 --> 01:49:33,960
Speaker 1: running start and like just overtake the person. Because if

2409
01:49:34,120 --> 01:49:35,840
Speaker 1: if I seen somebody with an act, I'm a run

2410
01:49:37,320 --> 01:49:37,799
Speaker 1: and he's.

2411
01:49:37,680 --> 01:49:40,280
Speaker 2: Like three hundred pounds six feet and sneaking up on

2412
01:49:40,360 --> 01:49:41,120
Speaker 2: you with an axe.

2413
01:49:42,280 --> 01:49:44,560
Speaker 5: Wow, I'm sorry. And the sword ain't gonna save you

2414
01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:48,640
Speaker 5: from this. That's a fucking axe, all right. So uh

2415
01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:52,719
Speaker 5: he he started hitting him with the axe. He had back, shouldered,

2416
01:49:52,800 --> 01:49:54,919
Speaker 5: neck and head injuries and arm injuries.

2417
01:49:55,040 --> 01:49:56,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he just went to slice them.

2418
01:49:57,280 --> 01:49:57,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2419
01:49:57,439 --> 01:49:59,000
Speaker 2: I guess he needed to ask him a question.

2420
01:49:59,479 --> 01:50:02,720
Speaker 6: No, I'll give you the laugh for that one.

2421
01:50:03,320 --> 01:50:04,759
Speaker 2: I shouldn't wait, I shouldn't say.

2422
01:50:04,680 --> 01:50:05,280
Speaker 5: This for the last.

2423
01:50:05,479 --> 01:50:09,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, for the laughter.

2424
01:50:10,760 --> 01:50:12,680
Speaker 2: Another story that's quick. This this this.

2425
01:50:13,280 --> 01:50:17,080
Speaker 5: This couple got married and within a week the wife

2426
01:50:17,200 --> 01:50:20,680
Speaker 5: was arrested for biting and beating her husband during the

2427
01:50:20,760 --> 01:50:23,439
Speaker 5: hour I'm sorry, hours after the wedding she beat them up.

2428
01:50:23,960 --> 01:50:26,320
Speaker 6: Oh okay, that was already happening before.

2429
01:50:26,479 --> 01:50:28,720
Speaker 2: Come on, I don't lie.

2430
01:50:29,400 --> 01:50:30,519
Speaker 1: That's a regular occurrence.

2431
01:50:30,680 --> 01:50:34,360
Speaker 2: Like I said, the penises and your friend, you knew

2432
01:50:34,400 --> 01:50:35,320
Speaker 2: that ship was gonna happen.

2433
01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:35,920
Speaker 3: Uh.

2434
01:50:36,160 --> 01:50:38,800
Speaker 5: Sword Wilder was a cute acquitted of a murder charge.

2435
01:50:39,280 --> 01:50:42,360
Speaker 2: Oh, this is even worse. Now they're getting away with murder.

2436
01:50:42,680 --> 01:50:46,679
Speaker 2: This is it was Canada.

2437
01:50:46,680 --> 01:50:48,120
Speaker 6: They're crafty up there with a sword.

2438
01:50:48,640 --> 01:50:50,719
Speaker 2: Mm hm, I believe it. They can like chopped logs

2439
01:50:50,760 --> 01:50:51,479
Speaker 2: with swords and ship.

2440
01:50:55,240 --> 01:50:55,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2441
01:50:56,520 --> 01:51:01,840
Speaker 5: A jury was found has found a city team not

2442
01:51:02,000 --> 01:51:05,120
Speaker 5: guilty of second degree murder for using a sword to

2443
01:51:05,240 --> 01:51:06,920
Speaker 5: fatally stab a fellow team.

2444
01:51:06,800 --> 01:51:07,880
Speaker 2: During a drunken brawl.

2445
01:51:08,479 --> 01:51:08,839
Speaker 3: Wow.

2446
01:51:09,800 --> 01:51:12,360
Speaker 5: Jurors also quitted the eighteen year old on charges of

2447
01:51:12,400 --> 01:51:14,800
Speaker 5: aggravating the saut and assault with the weapons stemming from

2448
01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:17,360
Speaker 5: the same incident, but convicted him a possession of a

2449
01:51:17,439 --> 01:51:18,120
Speaker 5: dangerous weapon.

2450
01:51:19,080 --> 01:51:19,479
Speaker 2: I see.

2451
01:51:21,120 --> 01:51:24,120
Speaker 5: The verdict was delivered about four thirty pm Wednesday, and

2452
01:51:25,040 --> 01:51:27,160
Speaker 5: a day after the jury began deliberate. They took him

2453
01:51:27,160 --> 01:51:32,200
Speaker 5: a day to decide sword guilty. IM just hanging out

2454
01:51:32,240 --> 01:51:33,480
Speaker 5: with swords and drinking.

2455
01:51:33,880 --> 01:51:36,840
Speaker 1: So they get lunch if they deliberate for a long time.

2456
01:51:36,960 --> 01:51:39,320
Speaker 5: So okay, that must have been that, because I've never

2457
01:51:39,439 --> 01:51:41,960
Speaker 5: heard your story that ended good with alcohol and sword.

2458
01:51:42,040 --> 01:51:44,000
Speaker 2: But with that somebody, I look, I didn't bring my

2459
01:51:44,120 --> 01:51:46,880
Speaker 2: lunch money. They gonna feed me to day? We got

2460
01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:47,559
Speaker 2: much time.

2461
01:51:47,960 --> 01:51:50,920
Speaker 1: My forty forty Canadian dollars I think the moral of

2462
01:51:51,000 --> 01:51:52,479
Speaker 1: this story for me is I'm not gonna argue with

2463
01:51:52,560 --> 01:51:53,280
Speaker 1: my husband no more.

2464
01:51:53,320 --> 01:51:56,160
Speaker 5: After all this sword trying to save lives. To Queta,

2465
01:51:56,439 --> 01:51:57,320
Speaker 5: you're changing lines.

2466
01:51:57,320 --> 01:51:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna argue that.

2467
01:51:58,040 --> 01:51:59,280
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna be like, do what he says, do

2468
01:51:59,360 --> 01:51:59,800
Speaker 6: what he said.

2469
01:52:01,479 --> 01:52:05,920
Speaker 5: During the two week trial, the court heard, uh the

2470
01:52:06,000 --> 01:52:08,200
Speaker 5: stabbing death of a seventeen year old youth happened in

2471
01:52:08,280 --> 01:52:11,920
Speaker 5: the courtyard of a North Edmonton apartment complex.

2472
01:52:11,680 --> 01:52:14,519
Speaker 2: During the alcohol fueled brow between two groups.

2473
01:52:14,960 --> 01:52:21,160
Speaker 5: This is the jets in the fucking shops, still.

2474
01:52:21,000 --> 01:52:22,120
Speaker 2: Having rumbles and ship.

2475
01:52:23,400 --> 01:52:26,880
Speaker 6: They don't these they have rumbles and riots.

2476
01:52:27,080 --> 01:52:31,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, they meet us, meet us seven o'clock in the courtyard.

2477
01:52:32,280 --> 01:52:40,559
Speaker 2: Boy boy, crazy boy, cool boys come out. Yes, it's

2478
01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:41,679
Speaker 2: like Trumpe is in the background.

2479
01:52:42,960 --> 01:52:46,160
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, be right there.

2480
01:52:46,240 --> 01:52:47,800
Speaker 6: That's your movie. That's a third movie you.

2481
01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:50,519
Speaker 5: Come up with. Oh you know, yes, we're at this

2482
01:52:50,680 --> 01:52:52,320
Speaker 5: baby Canadian side story.

2483
01:52:52,920 --> 01:52:53,080
Speaker 8: Yep.

2484
01:52:56,640 --> 01:52:58,760
Speaker 5: This this this is another one. I can sum up

2485
01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:02,040
Speaker 5: pretty quick. This dude was living with a gay guy

2486
01:53:02,520 --> 01:53:04,760
Speaker 5: and his roommate was gay. I don't know if he

2487
01:53:04,840 --> 01:53:09,760
Speaker 5: knew he was gay or what, right, but he was

2488
01:53:09,840 --> 01:53:12,760
Speaker 5: twenty nine and he was living with a forty six

2489
01:53:12,880 --> 01:53:17,800
Speaker 5: year old openly gay man, and he basically assaulted him

2490
01:53:17,880 --> 01:53:22,160
Speaker 5: with kicks and punches using the using office chair before

2491
01:53:22,280 --> 01:53:26,240
Speaker 5: finally dropping a statue on the victim were killing him

2492
01:53:26,479 --> 01:53:31,240
Speaker 5: in September two thousand and six, Wow, go ahead, I'm sorry.

2493
01:53:31,360 --> 01:53:32,759
Speaker 1: I said, that's crazy. A statue?

2494
01:53:32,880 --> 01:53:34,360
Speaker 3: What the fuck? I know?

2495
01:53:34,760 --> 01:53:35,320
Speaker 2: He lost it?

2496
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:40,640
Speaker 5: Well, that's what they said, Jerry heard Johnstone Johnston Johnstone

2497
01:53:40,920 --> 01:53:44,760
Speaker 5: lost it after a drunken mister Higgins walked naked into

2498
01:53:44,840 --> 01:53:47,240
Speaker 5: the room where Johnstone was and proposed all.

2499
01:53:47,360 --> 01:53:53,040
Speaker 2: Six oh soul. How about just saying no, you took

2500
01:53:53,080 --> 01:53:57,040
Speaker 2: the fucking words out of no. No, what happened to him? No,

2501
01:53:57,160 --> 01:54:00,880
Speaker 2: I'm good, he happened with dad go that way? Or

2502
01:54:01,040 --> 01:54:03,320
Speaker 2: just saying yeah, I'm.

2503
01:54:03,160 --> 01:54:06,200
Speaker 5: Convinced this dude must say at least have thought about it. Indeed,

2504
01:54:06,280 --> 01:54:08,719
Speaker 5: he was disgusted with himself and had to kill the dude.

2505
01:54:09,000 --> 01:54:09,799
Speaker 1: In American Beauty.

2506
01:54:10,479 --> 01:54:12,599
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's no way the truth.

2507
01:54:13,000 --> 01:54:15,800
Speaker 5: If you get proposition by some of the same sex,

2508
01:54:16,320 --> 01:54:18,200
Speaker 5: my first thing is not let me pick up a

2509
01:54:18,240 --> 01:54:22,519
Speaker 5: statue and kill them, not only The first step is no,

2510
01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:24,639
Speaker 5: I'm good, bro, no thanks, I'm flattered.

2511
01:54:25,040 --> 01:54:26,760
Speaker 2: Please lock the door on your way out. That's it.

2512
01:54:27,960 --> 01:54:28,320
Speaker 2: That is it.

2513
01:54:28,479 --> 01:54:30,680
Speaker 5: And don't be walking around here naked and shit. That

2514
01:54:30,800 --> 01:54:33,280
Speaker 5: is not cool, even if you're straight and keep our

2515
01:54:33,320 --> 01:54:38,200
Speaker 5: clothes on their public hair. Yes, it says he told

2516
01:54:38,280 --> 01:54:41,000
Speaker 5: the court that Higgins had a blood alcohol reading of

2517
01:54:41,200 --> 01:54:42,080
Speaker 5: point three to two.

2518
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:46,080
Speaker 2: So he was fucked up. He was drunk a shit and.

2519
01:54:46,240 --> 01:54:48,600
Speaker 1: Probably not able to fight or be dad, you know

2520
01:54:48,640 --> 01:54:51,640
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, yeah, he's sticking in his face.

2521
01:54:51,680 --> 01:54:53,360
Speaker 6: He was just like, what's up? How about you sucking

2522
01:54:53,400 --> 01:54:53,720
Speaker 6: my deck?

2523
01:54:54,040 --> 01:54:54,200
Speaker 3: You know?

2524
01:54:54,640 --> 01:54:57,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, God of good, just pushing off the room. Yeah,

2525
01:54:58,480 --> 01:55:01,120
Speaker 2: if he was gay, had like a slur. You think

2526
01:55:01,160 --> 01:55:03,640
Speaker 2: he had a list too, because I've never heard like

2527
01:55:03,760 --> 01:55:06,640
Speaker 2: a really dude say I would love that.

2528
01:55:06,720 --> 01:55:08,920
Speaker 5: I would pay money to here, really drunk day dude

2529
01:55:09,120 --> 01:55:12,680
Speaker 5: like suck my dick with like the long ass, just

2530
01:55:13,440 --> 01:55:15,080
Speaker 5: just because I want to hear it. Not I don't

2531
01:55:15,120 --> 01:55:17,560
Speaker 5: want to do it, obviously, that's your dick, stat him.

2532
01:55:17,680 --> 01:55:20,560
Speaker 5: Keep your clothes on around me. But seriously, I wouldn't

2533
01:55:20,640 --> 01:55:20,920
Speaker 5: kill you.

2534
01:55:21,160 --> 01:55:22,000
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.

2535
01:55:22,320 --> 01:55:26,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, uh yeah, So he said he like got all

2536
01:55:26,200 --> 01:55:28,160
Speaker 5: sex with him at which point and they raised. Johnston

2537
01:55:28,320 --> 01:55:30,520
Speaker 5: hit and kicked his victim before dropping the statue on

2538
01:55:30,640 --> 01:55:32,040
Speaker 5: him like that.

2539
01:55:32,800 --> 01:55:35,320
Speaker 2: You gotta get like intent, that's not just rage because

2540
01:55:35,320 --> 01:55:39,440
Speaker 2: you had to go get the statue. Yeah, Like at

2541
01:55:39,480 --> 01:55:41,240
Speaker 2: that point, bro, you just got murdered.

2542
01:55:41,280 --> 01:55:43,680
Speaker 1: You Like, where was this? Did he like run out

2543
01:55:43,720 --> 01:55:45,960
Speaker 1: on the lawn and get like like a lion or

2544
01:55:46,200 --> 01:55:48,360
Speaker 1: like a little a black person holding up a ring?

2545
01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:49,280
Speaker 2: You know, like what was it?

2546
01:55:50,560 --> 01:55:52,840
Speaker 1: You had those weird ass statues of like a black

2547
01:55:52,880 --> 01:55:54,760
Speaker 1: person wait for you to like tie up their horse

2548
01:55:54,840 --> 01:55:55,080
Speaker 1: or something.

2549
01:55:55,520 --> 01:55:58,840
Speaker 2: It's like like like a funky waiter for.

2550
01:55:58,960 --> 01:56:01,839
Speaker 3: Something like a platypus statue.

2551
01:56:03,080 --> 01:56:08,400
Speaker 5: See right, yes, right before he died, you know that

2552
01:56:08,560 --> 01:56:10,880
Speaker 5: that gay dude was like this is the tackiest death ever.

2553
01:56:12,760 --> 01:56:13,040
Speaker 5: I just.

2554
01:56:17,000 --> 01:56:19,080
Speaker 2: All right, man, platypus bomb?

2555
01:56:19,680 --> 01:56:20,720
Speaker 5: Did did kill her?

2556
01:56:20,840 --> 01:56:22,600
Speaker 2: Playing murder? Or was she insane?

2557
01:56:23,360 --> 01:56:26,080
Speaker 5: Morgan Smith showed up at her ex boyfriend's Northport house

2558
01:56:26,160 --> 01:56:29,320
Speaker 5: last year, wearing all the trappings of a kinking relationship

2559
01:56:30,720 --> 01:56:33,760
Speaker 5: and one that had recently gone wrong, and she was

2560
01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:39,240
Speaker 5: armed to kill me Ye Smith, who has a tattoo

2561
01:56:39,280 --> 01:56:42,240
Speaker 5: on her abdomen, declaring her Darryl Smith's property.

2562
01:56:42,800 --> 01:56:45,240
Speaker 2: Okay, wore her shirt.

2563
01:56:46,120 --> 01:56:50,080
Speaker 5: Listen, fellas, listen, I know motherfuckers get off on having

2564
01:56:50,160 --> 01:56:51,640
Speaker 5: chicks that will do anything for you.

2565
01:56:51,880 --> 01:56:54,160
Speaker 2: A lot of dudes do this. Women do it too.

2566
01:56:54,200 --> 01:56:56,920
Speaker 2: When we call these dudes simps. But here's the problem.

2567
01:56:57,560 --> 01:57:01,520
Speaker 2: These motherfuckers go crazy. You can never break up with them. Yeah, no,

2568
01:57:01,680 --> 01:57:03,480
Speaker 2: good way to break up with a crazy person. Just

2569
01:57:04,000 --> 01:57:06,080
Speaker 2: tattoo my name are you? Oh shit, that bitch did

2570
01:57:06,120 --> 01:57:07,960
Speaker 2: it And next thing you know, showing up your house

2571
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:08,720
Speaker 2: with a fucking gun.

2572
01:57:08,880 --> 01:57:11,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, babe, that's your If somebody has your name on them,

2573
01:57:12,040 --> 01:57:13,040
Speaker 1: that's your responsibility.

2574
01:57:13,200 --> 01:57:14,720
Speaker 6: You're responsible for that crazy bitch.

2575
01:57:14,800 --> 01:57:17,720
Speaker 1: Sorry, your property says right there.

2576
01:57:19,000 --> 01:57:22,360
Speaker 2: It's like the people. You can't even name a yacht

2577
01:57:22,400 --> 01:57:23,520
Speaker 2: and get rid of it that easy.

2578
01:57:25,840 --> 01:57:28,560
Speaker 5: So she wore a shirt that said slave and a

2579
01:57:28,640 --> 01:57:32,440
Speaker 5: collar identifying her as the slave of Smith, her longtime boyfriend.

2580
01:57:32,720 --> 01:57:35,240
Speaker 5: Oh she also brought a copy of her will and

2581
01:57:35,320 --> 01:57:36,320
Speaker 5: a loaded shotgun.

2582
01:57:36,640 --> 01:57:37,440
Speaker 2: Whoa Oh.

2583
01:57:38,160 --> 01:57:40,840
Speaker 5: This week, a Sarasota kind of jury must decide whether

2584
01:57:40,920 --> 01:57:44,280
Speaker 5: that what happened next was first degree murder or by

2585
01:57:44,320 --> 01:57:46,320
Speaker 5: a spurn lover, or the actions of a woman with

2586
01:57:46,440 --> 01:57:49,240
Speaker 5: a long standing mental illness who was insane.

2587
01:57:49,080 --> 01:57:50,160
Speaker 2: When she pulled the trigger.

2588
01:57:50,640 --> 01:57:54,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, can we have we need some compromises, like yeah,

2589
01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:56,600
Speaker 5: Scott free or one hundred years.

2590
01:57:56,720 --> 01:57:59,920
Speaker 2: No, let's go with fifty fifty years. You probably should

2591
01:58:00,080 --> 01:58:03,440
Speaker 2: not be having sex with other people, ma'am. We need

2592
01:58:03,640 --> 01:58:04,600
Speaker 2: at least watching you.

2593
01:58:04,920 --> 01:58:08,000
Speaker 5: You know, most of the facts from March eight to

2594
01:58:08,240 --> 01:58:11,000
Speaker 5: twenty ten will not be questioned. In the morning hours

2595
01:58:11,080 --> 01:58:15,320
Speaker 5: of Darryl Smith's forty fourth birthday, Oh oh, that's wrang.

2596
01:58:18,160 --> 01:58:18,560
Speaker 2: A file.

2597
01:58:20,280 --> 01:58:22,040
Speaker 6: I want to know what was in the will? Does

2598
01:58:22,080 --> 01:58:22,600
Speaker 6: it cover that?

2599
01:58:23,760 --> 01:58:28,640
Speaker 2: Let's see, Nah, it doesn't. Oh wait, actually it's four pages,

2600
01:58:28,640 --> 01:58:29,240
Speaker 2: but I ain't read.

2601
01:58:29,320 --> 01:58:31,400
Speaker 6: Now there must be some crazy shit in that will.

2602
01:58:31,840 --> 01:58:37,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm saying, Oh, she wasn't too crazy to plan this.

2603
01:58:37,240 --> 01:58:39,240
Speaker 5: That's the only thing about these this type of like

2604
01:58:39,320 --> 01:58:42,560
Speaker 5: insanity is like, she wasn't that crazy. She found a

2605
01:58:42,600 --> 01:58:45,800
Speaker 5: way over to the house on his birthday with a shotgun.

2606
01:58:46,400 --> 01:58:48,240
Speaker 1: But she went to a lawyer, Like I don't even

2607
01:58:48,320 --> 01:58:49,880
Speaker 1: have a will and I'm married to a lawyer. Like

2608
01:58:49,920 --> 01:58:51,880
Speaker 1: she went to a lawyer, had a will drawn up,

2609
01:58:52,040 --> 01:58:53,000
Speaker 1: had a notarized.

2610
01:58:53,280 --> 01:58:58,280
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, I don't know, man, Please, you know,

2611
01:58:58,680 --> 01:59:00,160
Speaker 5: I'm tired of letting crazy people up.

2612
01:59:00,240 --> 01:59:03,280
Speaker 2: When did we start just letting people go because they crazy?

2613
01:59:04,000 --> 01:59:04,200
Speaker 5: You know?

2614
01:59:04,840 --> 01:59:08,800
Speaker 2: Oh, she let her go, you know? Put a crazy

2615
01:59:08,840 --> 01:59:10,240
Speaker 2: ass back on the streets to get her.

2616
01:59:10,360 --> 01:59:12,680
Speaker 8: Got free, lock her up, put her, put her in

2617
01:59:12,760 --> 01:59:14,880
Speaker 8: a home, put her, keep her out of the public.

2618
01:59:16,360 --> 01:59:18,240
Speaker 2: Police use a taser on a man who drove it

2619
01:59:18,320 --> 01:59:19,000
Speaker 2: to a pole and.

2620
01:59:19,080 --> 01:59:21,840
Speaker 5: A tree and he was still up and a bottle

2621
01:59:22,400 --> 01:59:27,680
Speaker 5: apparently a lick and keep on taking he got another dose.

2622
01:59:27,760 --> 01:59:28,720
Speaker 2: Poles at a tree.

2623
01:59:28,960 --> 01:59:32,120
Speaker 5: Police use a taser to subdue an Alberta's man who

2624
01:59:32,240 --> 01:59:35,000
Speaker 5: crashed his pickup truck into a utility pole and the

2625
01:59:35,080 --> 01:59:40,720
Speaker 5: tree on Long Swamp Road. State police at Vocalsville said

2626
01:59:40,840 --> 01:59:43,400
Speaker 5: Joe Vargas, who's thirty five, was drinking before his car

2627
01:59:43,480 --> 01:59:43,760
Speaker 5: went off.

2628
01:59:43,840 --> 01:59:45,320
Speaker 2: Oh he was drinking, you don't think.

2629
01:59:45,760 --> 01:59:47,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you didn't see the pole in the tree?

2630
01:59:50,600 --> 01:59:53,360
Speaker 2: Clock up on them come from? You know, those moving

2631
01:59:53,400 --> 01:59:55,600
Speaker 2: poles and trees. I fucking hate those things, you know,

2632
01:59:55,640 --> 01:59:57,080
Speaker 2: the ones that jump out in the middle of the road.

2633
01:59:57,120 --> 01:59:59,200
Speaker 2: Why did they even put those things in the road.

2634
01:59:59,760 --> 02:00:03,480
Speaker 2: Who admitted these It's like the trees from Lord of

2635
02:00:03,560 --> 02:00:06,080
Speaker 2: Rings and ship Lot.

2636
02:00:06,240 --> 02:00:08,280
Speaker 1: Those guys are all right, but sneaky, right.

2637
02:00:08,560 --> 02:00:09,640
Speaker 2: Try to watch him back, man.

2638
02:00:10,760 --> 02:00:15,120
Speaker 5: So police reparted to the crash and the officer's name

2639
02:00:15,240 --> 02:00:18,720
Speaker 5: was Corey Fluck, and he found.

2640
02:00:18,480 --> 02:00:22,040
Speaker 2: The truck near a ditch, but no driver. Oh yeah,

2641
02:00:22,400 --> 02:00:23,520
Speaker 2: he wasn't flucking around.

2642
02:00:23,680 --> 02:00:28,560
Speaker 5: So the Fluck eventually caught up to Vargains near Vargas's

2643
02:00:28,600 --> 02:00:31,640
Speaker 5: home on ridge View Drive and told him to return

2644
02:00:31,720 --> 02:00:35,920
Speaker 5: to the crash scene. When Vargus refused, Fluck deployed.

2645
02:00:35,480 --> 02:00:36,360
Speaker 2: His taser gun.

2646
02:00:36,800 --> 02:00:42,400
Speaker 5: That's right, yes, take that, mother flucker say.

2647
02:00:42,480 --> 02:00:45,240
Speaker 2: Police officers eventually arrived and.

2648
02:00:47,760 --> 02:00:50,280
Speaker 8: I had tasted ass to you, made me follow you home,

2649
02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:52,120
Speaker 8: and then you refuse to go back to the scene

2650
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Speaker 8: of the crime.

2651
02:00:52,880 --> 02:00:56,120
Speaker 5: Yes, I just want to be there for the inevitable.

2652
02:00:58,040 --> 02:01:00,880
Speaker 5: Uh where they're doing, like the interview with you?

2653
02:01:01,000 --> 02:01:02,480
Speaker 2: What do they do when they talk to the criminals

2654
02:01:02,520 --> 02:01:04,880
Speaker 2: in the spotlight? What's that ship? Interrogation?

2655
02:01:04,920 --> 02:01:07,000
Speaker 5: Interrogation. I want to be there for the interrogation. I

2656
02:01:07,080 --> 02:01:10,800
Speaker 5: hope it's like Minister Society where you're like, uh, well, what.

2657
02:01:10,880 --> 02:01:11,160
Speaker 2: Did you do?

2658
02:01:11,400 --> 02:01:13,360
Speaker 5: Why'd you crash the tree? And he's like, I didn't

2659
02:01:13,400 --> 02:01:15,480
Speaker 5: crashed in to no tree, man, I hit a pole.

2660
02:01:15,840 --> 02:01:18,200
Speaker 2: And then it gets quiet and he's like, you know

2661
02:01:18,280 --> 02:01:22,680
Speaker 2: you don't flucked up right, I know you don't. That'd

2662
02:01:22,680 --> 02:01:24,480
Speaker 2: be part of to reenact me. That's what I want

2663
02:01:24,520 --> 02:01:24,800
Speaker 2: to see.

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02:01:25,200 --> 02:01:27,360
Speaker 6: All right, you can't know why that guy the last

2665
02:01:27,440 --> 02:01:27,920
Speaker 6: name fluck.

2666
02:01:28,040 --> 02:01:32,840
Speaker 1: Change your name, take off the f make it something nice.

2667
02:01:33,400 --> 02:01:34,720
Speaker 2: I was a fluck y'all?

2668
02:01:34,800 --> 02:01:37,880
Speaker 5: Could I would actually rather be Officer Buck or Officer

2669
02:01:38,000 --> 02:01:39,400
Speaker 5: love pick one.

2670
02:01:39,880 --> 02:01:42,080
Speaker 2: You know I was a punk's kind of cool too.

2671
02:01:42,520 --> 02:01:43,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, you could do that.

2672
02:01:43,320 --> 02:01:44,480
Speaker 1: That's more of a porn.

2673
02:01:44,840 --> 02:01:46,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to get into it.

2674
02:01:53,680 --> 02:01:56,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say I can't respect Fluke, but say, when's

2675
02:01:56,880 --> 02:01:59,040
Speaker 2: we an instrument? I'm confused. I was just I just

2676
02:01:59,120 --> 02:02:01,800
Speaker 2: want to see the green black police chief in this

2677
02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:04,720
Speaker 2: in this movie. Oh yes, he's gonna be in this movie.

2678
02:02:07,400 --> 02:02:11,040
Speaker 2: Can transit here, boy? All right, last story, and this

2679
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:15,560
Speaker 2: is the saddest story of the week. Ryan Dunne, who

2680
02:02:15,640 --> 02:02:19,440
Speaker 2: people may know from Jackass fame. Uh you know the

2681
02:02:19,520 --> 02:02:24,240
Speaker 2: movie where the white boys do a but I don't know.

2682
02:02:24,680 --> 02:02:27,480
Speaker 2: He's a fat kind of fat one, the one hang

2683
02:02:27,520 --> 02:02:29,520
Speaker 2: on the shirt and stuff. Okay, uh, visit.

2684
02:02:29,880 --> 02:02:35,240
Speaker 5: He basically died because he was drinking and driving. Yes,

2685
02:02:35,360 --> 02:02:36,520
Speaker 5: he got drunk.

2686
02:02:41,960 --> 02:02:45,120
Speaker 2: It's fine. This is what the shows for us. This

2687
02:02:46,000 --> 02:02:49,560
Speaker 2: is perfectly what he shows for He basically he got drunk.

2688
02:02:50,320 --> 02:02:51,280
Speaker 2: He's at a bar, Drake.

2689
02:02:51,360 --> 02:02:54,800
Speaker 5: They say, drank three shots and three beers, which if

2690
02:02:54,840 --> 02:02:55,360
Speaker 5: you believe that.

2691
02:02:55,920 --> 02:02:58,960
Speaker 2: But he drank a lot, hopped in the car with

2692
02:02:59,120 --> 02:03:00,480
Speaker 2: his friend. He has a Porsche.

2693
02:03:00,840 --> 02:03:02,880
Speaker 5: He was driving one hundred and forty miles an hour

2694
02:03:02,920 --> 02:03:06,120
Speaker 5: and the fifty five miles per hour zone. God yeah,

2695
02:03:06,200 --> 02:03:07,920
Speaker 5: this porch nine eleven GT three.

2696
02:03:08,400 --> 02:03:09,680
Speaker 6: Wow, that's a nice vehicle too.

2697
02:03:10,280 --> 02:03:10,480
Speaker 3: Yep.

2698
02:03:10,720 --> 02:03:14,000
Speaker 5: And he went off the road, crashed into a tree

2699
02:03:14,120 --> 02:03:18,040
Speaker 5: and the car exploded. What well damn they couldn't. I

2700
02:03:18,160 --> 02:03:20,680
Speaker 5: actually could not identify his body. They had to identify

2701
02:03:20,760 --> 02:03:21,600
Speaker 5: him by tattoos.

2702
02:03:22,320 --> 02:03:23,160
Speaker 1: What about his friend?

2703
02:03:24,600 --> 02:03:26,839
Speaker 2: His friend? Of course he died. This is I wouldn't

2704
02:03:26,960 --> 02:03:28,760
Speaker 2: would it be funny? Though? I fuck, I should have

2705
02:03:28,800 --> 02:03:30,200
Speaker 2: lien of shit, be like, oh his friend was fine.

2706
02:03:32,320 --> 02:03:35,200
Speaker 1: Who the fuck gets into a car with somebody who

2707
02:03:35,480 --> 02:03:37,600
Speaker 1: has been drinking and it's in a TV show, jackass?

2708
02:03:37,640 --> 02:03:40,480
Speaker 6: That just doesn't sound like it's gonna work out.

2709
02:03:40,720 --> 02:03:43,040
Speaker 2: See I kind of get it, right, I kind of

2710
02:03:43,200 --> 02:03:44,760
Speaker 2: understand why his friend got in the.

2711
02:03:44,800 --> 02:03:47,520
Speaker 5: Car, because once you watch those jackass movies, you think

2712
02:03:47,560 --> 02:03:51,400
Speaker 5: these motherfuckers can do anything. You think they're fucking invisible.

2713
02:03:52,440 --> 02:03:55,520
Speaker 5: So too, Yeah, of course I know why he did it.

2714
02:03:55,600 --> 02:03:57,560
Speaker 5: Of course he's you know, he's on jackass. He thinks

2715
02:03:57,560 --> 02:03:58,160
Speaker 5: he can do anything.

2716
02:03:58,360 --> 02:04:01,040
Speaker 2: But I think I think those dudes that buy into

2717
02:04:01,080 --> 02:04:01,720
Speaker 2: that show.

2718
02:04:01,920 --> 02:04:05,280
Speaker 5: You know, they forget that there's like police there, ambulances

2719
02:04:05,360 --> 02:04:06,040
Speaker 5: in case shit.

2720
02:04:06,000 --> 02:04:09,840
Speaker 1: Goes there right now, because in the in the movie,

2721
02:04:09,960 --> 02:04:12,000
Speaker 1: they the white guy just walks away nobody. It could

2722
02:04:12,000 --> 02:04:14,840
Speaker 1: be like a nuclear bomb and he just walk away.

2723
02:04:14,880 --> 02:04:16,760
Speaker 1: He get blown forward to the side a little bit,

2724
02:04:16,800 --> 02:04:18,440
Speaker 1: and then just like dust off, he's all.

2725
02:04:18,400 --> 02:04:23,080
Speaker 8: Right, Yes, And why puck was he could his cargo

2726
02:04:23,120 --> 02:04:24,440
Speaker 8: one hundred and forty miles an hour?

2727
02:04:25,280 --> 02:04:28,560
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, okay, it's one of the fast cars. Yeah,

2728
02:04:28,600 --> 02:04:30,840
Speaker 2: that's why. I mean, because I'm like ship my carters

2729
02:04:30,920 --> 02:04:31,640
Speaker 2: not go that fast.

2730
02:04:31,680 --> 02:04:34,760
Speaker 1: I'm exploded, like sixty two miles per hour.

2731
02:04:36,200 --> 02:04:39,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm blame action movies for this. Yeah, actually my

2732
02:04:39,600 --> 02:04:42,040
Speaker 5: car got up that fast. I think the fuck capacitor

2733
02:04:42,120 --> 02:04:45,320
Speaker 5: were activating. I was up in the year twenty and

2734
02:04:45,520 --> 02:04:46,520
Speaker 5: sixteen or some shit.

2735
02:04:46,680 --> 02:04:49,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, you defending your mom's honor back in medieval times.

2736
02:04:49,960 --> 02:04:51,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, some dude.

2737
02:04:52,720 --> 02:04:53,920
Speaker 1: But here's the thing.

2738
02:04:54,200 --> 02:04:56,200
Speaker 5: I really don't give a fuck about this, dude. But

2739
02:04:57,000 --> 02:05:00,560
Speaker 5: the the thing I wanted to cover the two I

2740
02:05:00,680 --> 02:05:03,160
Speaker 5: have friends. I have white friends and have an email

2741
02:05:03,240 --> 02:05:05,760
Speaker 5: dread and they converse on every day. And they were

2742
02:05:05,880 --> 02:05:10,040
Speaker 5: talking about the bartender possibly.

2743
02:05:09,720 --> 02:05:10,840
Speaker 2: Being at fault for this.

2744
02:05:11,280 --> 02:05:14,120
Speaker 8: Yeah now, and a lot of people said that the

2745
02:05:14,240 --> 02:05:19,160
Speaker 8: family may end up suing the establishment and suing the bartender.

2746
02:05:19,440 --> 02:05:22,640
Speaker 8: I don't think people realize that a lot of times

2747
02:05:22,800 --> 02:05:26,440
Speaker 8: the establishment are held accountable poor people once they leave

2748
02:05:26,480 --> 02:05:30,160
Speaker 8: the establishment, like and it's very difficult to tell, you know,

2749
02:05:30,200 --> 02:05:32,040
Speaker 8: because that's like, well, you're not supposed to serve them

2750
02:05:32,120 --> 02:05:36,440
Speaker 8: once they drunk. Ay, how many drinks did he do?

2751
02:05:36,760 --> 02:05:38,680
Speaker 8: They say he did those drinks? Those are the ones

2752
02:05:38,720 --> 02:05:39,280
Speaker 8: he paid for.

2753
02:05:39,800 --> 02:05:42,480
Speaker 2: He's famous. Odds are other people caught him rounds?

2754
02:05:42,960 --> 02:05:43,120
Speaker 3: Right?

2755
02:05:43,440 --> 02:05:45,840
Speaker 2: Right? The other thing is like, one, if he's not

2756
02:05:46,040 --> 02:05:47,920
Speaker 2: ordering his own drinks, you don't know, that's right.

2757
02:05:48,120 --> 02:05:52,560
Speaker 5: Two, people don't always look visibly drunk, you know, they don't,

2758
02:05:52,600 --> 02:05:53,160
Speaker 5: you know what I mean.

2759
02:05:53,280 --> 02:05:55,280
Speaker 2: So it's not like like if he's not stumbling up

2760
02:05:55,280 --> 02:05:56,320
Speaker 2: to the bar, if you tell.

2761
02:05:56,480 --> 02:05:59,040
Speaker 6: The reason he was fat and he had three drinks,

2762
02:05:59,160 --> 02:05:59,480
Speaker 6: that's not.

2763
02:06:00,520 --> 02:06:01,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't add up.

2764
02:06:01,920 --> 02:06:04,760
Speaker 5: He's definitely drinking more than that, oh yeah, or somebody

2765
02:06:04,920 --> 02:06:05,720
Speaker 5: was giving him drinks.

2766
02:06:05,760 --> 02:06:06,160
Speaker 2: Of course.

2767
02:06:06,640 --> 02:06:09,400
Speaker 5: The other thing is like, how far does well I have.

2768
02:06:09,640 --> 02:06:11,800
Speaker 5: I'm responsible for this person when they leave. If he

2769
02:06:11,880 --> 02:06:14,080
Speaker 5: goes out and rape somebody, am I responsible for the rape?

2770
02:06:14,120 --> 02:06:16,880
Speaker 5: If he if he robbed somebody, am I responsible for

2771
02:06:16,960 --> 02:06:17,440
Speaker 5: the rob.

2772
02:06:17,760 --> 02:06:18,520
Speaker 6: That's a good point.

2773
02:06:19,080 --> 02:06:21,040
Speaker 2: I don't know how the law goes, but I ask

2774
02:06:21,080 --> 02:06:21,960
Speaker 2: my husband.

2775
02:06:22,480 --> 02:06:26,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, we need a Samarai lawyer on this.

2776
02:06:26,560 --> 02:06:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, people get to the bottom of this case.

2777
02:06:29,240 --> 02:06:38,080
Speaker 5: Hes I Samarai one slice at a times.

2778
02:06:34,800 --> 02:06:35,240
Speaker 2: At the time.

2779
02:06:36,320 --> 02:06:38,880
Speaker 5: Oh man, you guys. When I listen to the show

2780
02:06:39,320 --> 02:06:41,880
Speaker 5: back because I always do the quality check, there's so

2781
02:06:41,960 --> 02:06:44,080
Speaker 5: much shit I don't catch from care because when you're hosting,

2782
02:06:44,160 --> 02:06:46,640
Speaker 5: you don't get to hear ship. It's like a lot

2783
02:06:46,680 --> 02:06:48,320
Speaker 5: of ship going at the same time. So if I

2784
02:06:48,320 --> 02:06:50,880
Speaker 5: remember late catching one of the Carris jokes, that's why.

2785
02:06:51,040 --> 02:06:53,280
Speaker 5: Because I go back and listen to this and I'm

2786
02:06:53,280 --> 02:06:54,880
Speaker 5: just like, you are fucking hilarious.

2787
02:06:55,360 --> 02:06:55,920
Speaker 3: Did you know that?

2788
02:06:57,320 --> 02:06:57,480
Speaker 2: Well?

2789
02:06:57,560 --> 02:07:02,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, right, But yeah, man, So.

2790
02:07:03,000 --> 02:07:05,960
Speaker 5: I don't think the bartender should be responsible. I don't

2791
02:07:05,960 --> 02:07:08,280
Speaker 5: think soon what happened a personal responsibility? Why an't we

2792
02:07:08,400 --> 02:07:09,600
Speaker 5: raising such pussies?

2793
02:07:09,800 --> 02:07:11,520
Speaker 6: What happened a person with responsibilities?

2794
02:07:11,560 --> 02:07:16,280
Speaker 1: There isn't that any Jesus to blame somebody else I

2795
02:07:16,360 --> 02:07:19,160
Speaker 1: feel like, if you're an adult you go to a bar,

2796
02:07:19,280 --> 02:07:21,240
Speaker 1: you need to monitor your own And what about.

2797
02:07:21,080 --> 02:07:21,880
Speaker 2: His damn friends.

2798
02:07:22,000 --> 02:07:23,960
Speaker 1: Like I've gone up to the bar with my friends

2799
02:07:23,960 --> 02:07:25,640
Speaker 1: and they've been drinking. I'm like, give me your keys.

2800
02:07:26,280 --> 02:07:30,080
Speaker 2: Really that you know too, Porsche for making a fucking

2801
02:07:30,600 --> 02:07:31,960
Speaker 2: cars under.

2802
02:07:33,920 --> 02:07:36,440
Speaker 1: You know, sue Jackass for making people like that that

2803
02:07:36,560 --> 02:07:38,280
Speaker 1: they can just get into a car, draw get one

2804
02:07:38,320 --> 02:07:40,080
Speaker 1: hundred and forty miles an hour and not blow up.

2805
02:07:40,480 --> 02:07:43,600
Speaker 5: Yes, a tree for not moving out the way, Like, yeah,

2806
02:07:44,080 --> 02:07:47,440
Speaker 5: this motherfucker who was going to kill himself fucking around.

2807
02:07:47,600 --> 02:07:49,720
Speaker 1: And I did have to say though, like that's kind

2808
02:07:49,720 --> 02:07:51,600
Speaker 1: of the way I pictured that guy going out, so

2809
02:07:51,800 --> 02:07:52,000
Speaker 1: you know.

2810
02:07:52,640 --> 02:07:55,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, after he hit the tree, I did in my head,

2811
02:07:55,680 --> 02:07:58,040
Speaker 5: I just imagine going down down there.

2812
02:08:00,760 --> 02:08:07,400
Speaker 2: Like the start of the show. Yes, jackags, but anyway, man,

2813
02:08:07,680 --> 02:08:10,000
Speaker 2: I don't. Anyway, I think we all agree. So there's

2814
02:08:10,000 --> 02:08:13,240
Speaker 2: really nothing else a debate of our this show. It's

2815
02:08:13,280 --> 02:08:15,760
Speaker 2: been another episode of the Black Guy tips forget to

2816
02:08:15,760 --> 02:08:19,360
Speaker 2: do the joke. Okay, we got a lot of ship

2817
02:08:19,440 --> 02:08:19,560
Speaker 2: to do.

2818
02:08:19,680 --> 02:08:22,040
Speaker 5: First, First of all, I gotta I gotta tell everybody

2819
02:08:22,040 --> 02:08:25,160
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2829
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2834
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2836
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2837
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Speaker 2: the Hey you Know It podcast?

2838
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2842
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2848
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2849
02:09:48,840 --> 02:09:53,360
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2850
02:09:53,800 --> 02:09:55,480
Speaker 2: Donate. We appreciate that shit.

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Speaker 5: You can call the show seven on four five five

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Speaker 5: seven zero one eighty six.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can believe it's a voicemail. Seven oh four

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Speaker 2: five PIU seven zero one eight six.

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Speaker 5: So everybody been sufficiently uh ratchet today, I feel pretty

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02:10:12,520 --> 02:10:13,200
Speaker 5: game ratchet.

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Speaker 2: What about you, yoli? I'm always rat oh YoY Parma,

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Speaker 2: I love you, Nah, I love you too, baby bye. Yeah, yo, listen, I'm.

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Speaker 12: Mad this well the ball to ad and you can

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Speaker 12: tell now see steps on bard Walk.

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Speaker 10: She was from park Place.

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Speaker 3: I asked her what she was doing on the.

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Speaker 1: Side to tell her.

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02:11:07,000 --> 02:11:09,200
Speaker 2: She says she had some taxes to pay.

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Speaker 12: I figured I take a chance and advance to go

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Speaker 12: and find out all about her, because there's morning no

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Speaker 12: than the way she sways and the way that she

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Speaker 12: wears her clothes or the way that she plays this

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Speaker 12: game so cool, she says.

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Speaker 1: Came up from and the one that come household was

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Speaker 1: not he know her.

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Speaker 12: Go to sleep because her mam, what's up and short

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Speaker 12: pond food and money, and you see people used to

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Speaker 12: joke and tease her about her clothes not being.

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Speaker 11: Instide dressed in letcho and.

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Speaker 2: Find the second hand.

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Speaker 13: Look shunt this game onlight and thing that she wanted.

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Speaker 13: That's got it and I got say I'm so bout

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Speaker 13: seeing at someone saving try pay.

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Speaker 11: Once she graduated junior high, she started working all the time,

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Speaker 11: scrubbing closer working on the sim Lena's jostle she could

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Speaker 11: help a mother out and after collage baby there to

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Speaker 11: martn Tarn and she got a job working at the

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Speaker 11: city water department to save enough gas to move into

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Speaker 11: the community Chester candles On, Pennsylvania, and she fell in

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Speaker 11: love with this dude named Gray who was a small

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Speaker 11: town rustle love from safe Charles Place. I was known

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Speaker 11: for always being in and jog but the problem was

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Speaker 11: that he was never on her level. She argued with

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Speaker 11: her mama about raised working so set up staying on

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Speaker 11: the same day that.

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Speaker 2: She gave ready there made it.

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Speaker 1: Joe literally crazy.

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Speaker 10: She shut out this game more light and saving and

2895
02:13:12,560 --> 02:13:14,280
Speaker 10: she won on it.

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Speaker 5: Now she got it.

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Speaker 10: And not as I'm so I'm so croucher. See that

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Speaker 10: some love.

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Speaker 2: Where she came from. Many people find this hard just

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Speaker 2: to hangle.

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Speaker 5: You're off the front of.

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Speaker 10: Me in the same pace the way. Instead of finding

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Speaker 10: the battle way, you'll maintain it.

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Speaker 5: To go to part the front where she would and

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Speaker 5: just gave up.

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Speaker 10: On train stea she crowed from the bintom, just to

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Speaker 10: make it to the battle.

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Speaker 2: Now see your top that she found one love.

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Speaker 10: On her, that she looked him.

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Speaker 2: Now she got it.