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Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on demand.

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Speaker 2: I asked the question yesterday at this same time, I said,

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Speaker 2: what is the perfect I'm sorry I peed on your

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Speaker 2: stuff gift and everybody was like what yeah, And there

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Speaker 2: was no real solid suggestions except for one of our listeners.

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Speaker 2: It's the Jebile Show. I should probably explain if somebody

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Speaker 2: didn't hear yesterday, and it's just joining us why that

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Speaker 2: was a topic and why I'm talking about it again.

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Speaker 2: So I go to this wellness place a lot I

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Speaker 2: do ives. They have an oxygen tank where you go in.

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Speaker 2: It's a hyperbaric oxygen chamber, so they have to It's

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Speaker 2: sealed and it's pressurized, so it takes about ten minutes

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Speaker 2: to get out of it. You're in there for an

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Speaker 2: hour hour and a half. You can't really get out

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Speaker 2: to pee, and I have to pee a lot. I'm

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Speaker 2: just getting visual every time you tell the story. I'm

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Speaker 2: just jewbile in there, going what.

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Speaker 3: Do I do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? And so I ended up having an accident in

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Speaker 2: the thing, and this dude named Andy, who works there

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Speaker 2: was the employee working at the time, had to clean

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Speaker 2: it up, and I felt bad and so awkward, you know,

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Speaker 2: and I wanted to say sorry and thank you for

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Speaker 2: cleaning up my pee. So I asked everybody, what a

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Speaker 2: good sorry I peed on your stuff gift was. We

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Speaker 2: got some. We got a lot of stories about people

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Speaker 2: that have had their stuff peed on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I didn't know that was such a thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's a thing.

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Speaker 2: One of our listeners gave somebody their couch because they

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Speaker 2: peed on their couch. Yeah, And I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not gonna give him a couch. Someone said,

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Speaker 2: you replace it with the thing that you peed on.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to pay like ten thousand dollars or

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Speaker 2: however much it is for one of those oxygen tampers.

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Speaker 2: So another listener called and said, I had a boyfriend

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Speaker 2: one time that peed on my stuff and he ended

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Speaker 2: up making it better by giving me flowers and writing

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Speaker 2: me a song lilies. Yeah, so I don't. I didn't

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Speaker 2: get any the lilies, but I did write a song

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Speaker 2: to the it's employee. What to say, I'm sorry that

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Speaker 2: I peed in the oxygen tank man, and thank you

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Speaker 2: for cleaning it up. That was above and beyond, and

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say thank you to him, or thank you

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Speaker 2: for cleaning it up and sorry about that through song,

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Speaker 2: and I'm about to call him right now.

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Speaker 4: I cannot wait.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be so awkward. And then you guys haven't

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Speaker 2: heard this song?

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Speaker 5: No, I'm excited.

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Speaker 2: Are you excited to hear my sorry I peed apology song?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Because I feel like the soundtrack in your brain anyways,

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Speaker 3: Like your life is a musical, so it is in moments.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is.

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Speaker 3: Just an extension of I'm sorry I peed on your

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Speaker 3: stuff in musical form.

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Speaker 2: This is going to be such an awkward phone call.

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Speaker 2: All right, hold on, let me get ready. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: getting just getting myself. I'm more not that I have

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Speaker 2: to work up with the courage to be awkward.

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Speaker 5: But can I ask what kind of song it is?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 5: Are we talking like acoustic? Are we talking? Am I

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Speaker 5: gonna be able to like dance or just like more mellow?

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Speaker 2: I'll just let you hear Victoria, along with everybody.

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Speaker 4: Else, she wants to twork time sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, which probably already exists. It's probably the song

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Speaker 2: that was already out there that people's worked too. But

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Speaker 2: here we go. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call

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Speaker 2: the place right now. They're open and hopefully he's working.

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Speaker 2: If he's not working, no, no, no, but here, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: dial the number.

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Speaker 5: We go, Well, this is Para can help you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is Jebile.

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Speaker 5: Okay, are you coming in front ivy?

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Speaker 2: No? No, not today. I actually was gonna see is

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Speaker 2: Andy working today?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Here?

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Did you hear what happened with the

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Speaker 2: oxygen think the other day? Yeah? Okay, yeah, I just

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Speaker 2: want to talk to Andy real quick if I could.

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Speaker 2: If that's cool, Yeah, give me a sex yeah, she said.

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Speaker 5: Barely.

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Speaker 2: They've all heard about it now, I mean the whole

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Speaker 2: world tis now. Let's be real. Yeah okay, so we're

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Speaker 2: on hold. How is it going to be for this dude?

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Speaker 2: When he picks up? And then I play a song

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Speaker 2: that I made to apologize to him for ping in

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Speaker 2: the oxygen thing?

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Speaker 4: I think it's the least you can do.

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Speaker 2: It's taking so long. I wonder if someone else peed

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Speaker 2: in there. Hey Andy, it's Jewbel.

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Speaker 5: Oh what's up?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Not much? I know you. I know you're working busy,

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Speaker 2: but I wanted to call you about the other day. Still,

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Speaker 2: like I still feel really bad about you cleaning up,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 5: Ah, dude, that's fine, it's Okay, don't worry about.

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Speaker 4: It, just play it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's do it right, Andy. What I really wanted

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Speaker 2: to say about the whole incident was this, Yeah, there

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Speaker 2: we go.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that I didn't take a place for breathing,

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Speaker 1: not peeing, and I I made a mistake, and and

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Speaker 1: the and the I'm sorrowing. So so I made a

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Speaker 1: reggaeton b to say thank you for cleaning up the

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Speaker 1: oxygen tank that I feed and in other words, thank

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Speaker 1: you for cleaning up my tea, thank you for cleaning

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Speaker 1: up my me, thank you for being kind to me,

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Speaker 1: and thank you for taking that time to wipe up

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Speaker 1: my urine. Wipe up my urine, you wipe up my

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Speaker 1: urn and your ren line for employee you have the month,

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Speaker 1: because that's a job that is real tough to wipe

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Speaker 1: up someone's pee, especially if it's not your pee, to

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Speaker 1: wipe up someone else's peak. And the my bladder this week,

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Speaker 1: the stomach is strong number one customer serviceman all day long.

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Speaker 2: That's Candy.

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Speaker 1: So thanke you for wiping up my uren, you wiped.

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Speaker 2: Up my urn. Yeah, so there you go, Andy, there

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Speaker 2: you go, amazing song. Say sorry, that's amazing.

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Speaker 4: What you mean so weird?

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Speaker 3: I mean it's cool, Andy High, I'm sorry I had

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Speaker 3: to jump in. I'm Jubil's friend partner. What am I friend?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Friend, Yeah, I'm Jeubel's friend Nina on behalf of Jubil.

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Speaker 3: I just also wanted to apologize because I'm mortified on

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Speaker 3: behalf of him.

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Speaker 2: You're crazy?

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Speaker 4: Do you feel better now that he wrote you a song?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, now, dude, I don't even know if

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Speaker 2: I can look in the eye now. I made it awkward.

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Speaker 2: I've never nobody's ever written a song, and let alone

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Speaker 2: for peing.

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Speaker 3: The secondhand embarrassment on both sides are so real right now,

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Speaker 3: so awkward.

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Speaker 2: I wonder what his face looked like while he was

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Speaker 2: sitting there listening to that song.

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Speaker 4: Shop just like what is now? You got to send

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Speaker 4: him a copy though, I will.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want a copy of it, you can

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Speaker 2: download it too. We'll put it up on the on

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Speaker 2: our Instagram. At the Juble Show and you can get

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Speaker 2: that hot new track. Oh yeah, Victoria was dancing it was.

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Speaker 2: It might not be number one on the charts, but

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Speaker 2: it is about number one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. The Jubile Show on demand