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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is what goes on at his friend's house

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Speaker 1: stays there. We'll get into that in just a few

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Speaker 1: find out what that's all about, because right now it

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Speaker 1: is time for today's prank phone call with the nephew. Nephew,

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Speaker 1: toll me what you got for it's today.

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Speaker 2: I'm finna lay you out on this one, sir. I'm

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Speaker 2: fin to lay out all the way out here?

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Speaker 3: Would go? You hit my car? Hit my honor car? Hello? Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: if you in your car right now, you might want

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Speaker 3: to You might want to pull up. You might want

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Speaker 3: to pull up.

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Speaker 4: You hit my car, Let's go catch Oh you waited there,

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Speaker 4: Raymond notices all over the place.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adele's.

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Speaker 2: This is she?

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Speaker 3: Do you live in apartment number seven eight?

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Speaker 4: Oh? That depends on who asking.

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Speaker 2: My name is Herman Wales. I live in building three,

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Speaker 2: Apartment one O five. Do you live in apartment numbers

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Speaker 2: seventy eight?

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Speaker 4: What you want with where I live?

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Speaker 3: Look? Fam Do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera

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Speaker 3: light blue?

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Speaker 2: One?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: All right, Your next door. Neighbor then told me that

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Speaker 2: you ran into my car. I got a Bens, a

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Speaker 2: black one of two thousand and five C two forty.

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Speaker 3: Now I got light blue.

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Speaker 4: Scratches on my My neighbor.

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Speaker 2: Told you what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name

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Speaker 2: is Brian Kendall.

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Speaker 4: I told you the cross up live across the hall.

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Speaker 4: What the cross I they live across the hall? Told

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Speaker 4: you what, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: Listen, all I know is he said he live in

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Speaker 2: apartment eighty.

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Speaker 3: He lived next door to you.

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Speaker 2: You live in a supposedly apartment seventy eights right here

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Speaker 2: in Cambridge Court apartments. Now, all I'm saying is he

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Speaker 2: told me your car is that? Which is the light

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Speaker 2: blue car hit my backed into my car. Now, I

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Speaker 2: ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got to

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Speaker 2: fix my car and I got light blue scratches on

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Speaker 2: my Bens.

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Speaker 4: Last I checked, my light blue clamoring wasn't the only

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Speaker 4: light blue camera they made.

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Speaker 3: Ma'am, you're the.

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Speaker 2: Only light You're the only light blue car in the parking.

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Speaker 4: The only light blue car in the parking lot. Right now,

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Speaker 4: I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue

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Speaker 4: car in the damn parking lot.

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Speaker 2: Ma'am, I'm not look and I'm in.

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Speaker 4: The middle of watching t What can I do for you?

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Speaker 3: What you mean? What can you do for me? You

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Speaker 3: didn't hit my car.

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Speaker 4: He ain't touch your damn car. If you got some

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Speaker 4: cameras out in this parking live that saw.

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Speaker 3: Me hit your car, no, I don't have no cameras.

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Speaker 4: But then I believe this conversation is over, and I

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Speaker 4: don't give a damn what the cross eyed man across

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Speaker 4: the hall told you.

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Speaker 3: Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on playing Uh is you yelling at me?

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Speaker 3: I'm not yelling at you, But you didn't hit my car.

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Speaker 5: To touch your damn the only light blue car in

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Speaker 4: Line, the only light blue car in the parking lot. Now,

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Speaker 4: and that a matter of correct, My car ain't even

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Speaker 4: in the park a lot. My sister bor my car.

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Speaker 4: Go to the stop.

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Speaker 3: Well, is it possible that your sister is the one

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Speaker 3: that hit my car?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: Now, what okay?

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Speaker 2: Is your sister when is she coming back? Maybe she

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Speaker 2: hit my car and didn't tell you she hit my car.

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Speaker 4: No, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your

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Speaker 4: car because she would have told me she hit your

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Speaker 4: damn call. Look, I said, ain't nobody hit your damn car.

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Speaker 4: My car ain't got no damn scratches on it. Give

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Speaker 4: what kind of scratches you got on your car? But

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Speaker 4: I can't do a damn thing about it. And even

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Speaker 4: if you did, let me just be clear, I ain't

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Speaker 4: got no insurance, no way, so I can't do nothing

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Speaker 4: for you.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, let me.

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Speaker 4: Tell you something you ain't got to tell me. You

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Speaker 4: ain't got to telling me a thank And as far

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Speaker 4: as I'm concerned, this conversation is over.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, let me ask you how a hung

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Speaker 3: call it back?

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Speaker 2: Mister.

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Speaker 4: You act like I ain't got your life.

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Speaker 3: On my car.

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Speaker 4: You no, you had them scratches on your car all ready,

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Speaker 4: and you ain't finna use me as no more and

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Speaker 4: excuse to get you no new paper.

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Speaker 3: I had no scratches already.

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Speaker 1: On my car.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you had them, Oh yeah, you had no idea.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell them insurance is just if he come

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Speaker 4: over here now because you gonna be using your insurance

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Speaker 4: and already told you I ain't got it.

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Speaker 3: Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven.

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Speaker 4: Standing in the door. I'm on my way to the

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Speaker 4: door now I'm standing in the door.

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Speaker 2: Come on, come on, Look, I got thirty five hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars worth of scratches on my car that you need

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Speaker 2: to pay for.

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Speaker 3: You then that only.

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Speaker 4: Ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars. So you

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Speaker 4: already doing better than me? What?

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Speaker 3: What? What?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 4: Look? I'm already told you I'm tired of talking to you.

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Speaker 4: I'm watching TV and you ain't got talking to me about.

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Speaker 3: I need to talk to you.

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Speaker 4: About this car. I got thirty touch your car. My

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Speaker 4: car ain't bumped up.

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Speaker 2: It's your call.

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Speaker 4: I ain't even park next to no BMW's lately.

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Speaker 3: It's a bens Hellever. It's a ben C two forty

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Speaker 3: a black.

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Speaker 4: Give a damn If it's a ben seven seven and seven,

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Speaker 4: I can't help you.

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Speaker 3: They don't make a seven seven.

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Speaker 4: I don't make damn lady.

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Speaker 3: Look, you know what can I say something to you? No?

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Speaker 4: You can't say you know what you can say to me?

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Speaker 4: You can say bye.

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Speaker 3: I just want to say one more thing to you,

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Speaker 3: one more thing.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you one moment thing.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead on all I want to say, is this

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Speaker 2: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, your sister

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Speaker 2: robbing out of DC.

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Speaker 3: Putting me up?

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Speaker 4: Oh that it don't make me you know what. I

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Speaker 4: don't even have y'all show. I listened to the show

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Speaker 4: on the internet and this, Oh you wait till I

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Speaker 4: talked to her.

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Speaker 2: All right, mister Dale, will Liza before you go? Can

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Speaker 2: you tell me what is the baddest radio show.

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Speaker 4: In the the Steve harm In Morning Show? Alright?

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Speaker 3: That you told me you knew you didn't run into

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Speaker 3: nobody else.

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Speaker 4: Damn well, I ain't here nobody because I'll be trying

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Speaker 4: to pull myself out there, balk, So won't nobody in me?

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Speaker 3: You know? All right?

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Speaker 5: By mister Dale, you're talking about the cross eye blankety

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Speaker 5: blank crossed the hall across.

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Speaker 3: She said that she told me, you said, well, she

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Speaker 3: was already had money with the kids and romans all

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Speaker 3: over the place. Yeah, hello.

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Speaker 2: A man.

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Speaker 3: And then when you side.

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Speaker 6: Straight stupid, you don't gonna be excuse to get no

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Speaker 6: paint we paint job off me that with.

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Speaker 2: My car ain't even worth no thirty five hundred hours.

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Speaker 2: Already better than me, better than me? Yeah, Get ready

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Speaker 2: to Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Get ready, Nephew tire Me, laugh

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Speaker 2: out loud.

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Speaker 3: Comedy show is Nephew tom Me and Friends. We got

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Speaker 3: two ray in the building.

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Speaker 2: Craig McClaren, lou Now we at the Ketswick Theater, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,

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Speaker 2: April to twenty night.

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Speaker 3: Sound like Philly and Meat. Tickets on seal, written out.

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Speaker 2: Get it by the Gidney's good because the food is

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Speaker 2: coming to time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to town.

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Speaker 2: Laying in the cut way in the cut, May twenty seven.

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Speaker 2: Jokes and Jams, Detroit, Michigan at the Fox. Yes's right,

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Speaker 2: that's Nephew tire Me, Tony Robberts, Red Grant, Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: compone in the building. Kelly calls in the bidding juvenile

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Speaker 2: in the building.

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Speaker 3: It's jokes and jams. It's jokes and jams.

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Speaker 2: Saturday, May twenty seven, Detroit, Michigan. O Town at the Fox.

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Speaker 2: Tickets on sell right now. What move around the globe?

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Speaker 3: Boy? What junior boy? Counsel, pree boy.

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Speaker 2: We better talk somebody, you better talk.

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Speaker 3: God congratulate them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a year to the day to write.

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Speaker 2: I tried to do a cartwheel. I couldn't really get

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Speaker 2: tried to, but I can get all legs up in

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Speaker 2: there doing the card. Yeah that they don't it? Don't

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Speaker 2: cart like it used to?

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Speaker 3: What happened? The fan was blowing. You need to stretch,

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Speaker 3: You need to do a lot.

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Speaker 2: Try try one today, try a cart will see what happens.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna throw yourself into something. Lord sirs, your head

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Speaker 2: ain't been upside down like that in a long time.

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Speaker 3: Try you come back up that that blood rushed back then.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that to a Cartwell on stage, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: when you come out when then, oh.

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Speaker 2: No, and mess up my money here like when you

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Speaker 2: drove that damn bugget office.

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Speaker 3: Stay that was that was Detroit, Detroit? What you tried?

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Speaker 1: It all right? Thanking of you. Coming up next Strawberry letters,

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Speaker 1: subject what goes on at his friend's house? Stays there.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hard

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Speaker 1: Morning Show