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Speaker 1: What's with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Good on, just call me.

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Speaker 4: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 4: works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while

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Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 4: line on you. Excuse me, but I was just learning

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Speaker 4: about important dates in history, and I thought maybe you'd

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Speaker 4: like to be one of them. You can celebrate with

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Speaker 4: some butt play, okay, And then after he says that

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Speaker 4: whatever you do.

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Speaker 1: That okay, Well, don't drop an encyclopedia on his foot. Instead,

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Speaker 1: give him the digits to the loser line, so hopefully

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Speaker 1: he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail that we

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Speaker 1: can play on the air.

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 5: One a Julia the Bully, Allie, I bet you didn't know.

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Speaker 5: I'm a bad boy, and this bad boy is going

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Speaker 5: back to the season crib tomorrow. I'm going to.

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Speaker 6: Steal something a bowling ball, So if you're not doing anything,

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Speaker 6: I sure should use a bonnie to my Clyde partners

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Speaker 6: in crime. Oh yeah, you know what, you should put

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Speaker 6: that bowling ball under your shirt. But we could just

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Speaker 6: pretend I not job.

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Speaker 2: Not creative.

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Speaker 4: Ser I guess we're going to seal a bowling.

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Speaker 3: I thought he was using volleyball like air quote like.

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Speaker 4: This is.

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Speaker 7: Doing it.

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Speaker 4: I guess I start drinking early at the senior home.

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Speaker 8: Next Mesa hit Joe, I like wanted to call you

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Speaker 8: and like, thank you for taking me out last night,

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Speaker 8: Like that was.

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Speaker 9: The most amazing literally the most amazing.

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Speaker 3: Thing, Like I've happened so long. I really love like

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Speaker 3: the way that you were there when I came in,

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Speaker 3: Like literally you just waited for me to get in there,

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Speaker 3: and then literally I was like floating off my feet.

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Speaker 8: Like you really swept me literally off my feet.

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Speaker 9: I was literally floating because like literally a guy has

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Speaker 9: never been like that super nice to me, and like

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Speaker 9: I literally was like so literally amazed, so like literally

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Speaker 9: this was the most amazing night. And I just wanted

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Speaker 9: to call to an email so thank you literally so much,

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Speaker 9: like that was amazing.

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Speaker 2: I hope to see you soon.

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Speaker 4: Translate what she was like, because she was like, literally

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Speaker 4: I literally can't because I wonder why I guys ever

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Speaker 4: swept off.

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Speaker 9: The ledge.

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Speaker 4: It was like the best date of her life in.

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Speaker 7: Literally so sadly, Hey, Sally just wanted to call tell

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Speaker 7: you I had a great time the other night.

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Speaker 2: I don't normally sing that high at karaoke. I haven't

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Speaker 2: heard from you in a few days.

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Speaker 5: I'm hoping that's not because of my singing, because I

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Speaker 5: know it can be kind of kind of nuts great.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but you know, I if that was the problem,

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Speaker 7: I really don't think it was me.

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Speaker 4: Their their catalog is like something out of the Fisher

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Speaker 4: Price catalog.

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Speaker 10: I mean, you know, a little little bake of and

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Speaker 10: little plastic one, you know, the choice or a story.

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Speaker 10: I also couldn't read the words.

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Speaker 2: On the screen. Oh and I had sighted the chicken

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Speaker 2: wings before that, So it was it was just like

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Speaker 2: a litany of problem.

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Speaker 5: So you know, if you wanted to get together next Wednesday,

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Speaker 5: and I'm gonna do want to be about the girls

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Speaker 5: because baby Sie.

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Speaker 2: Is my.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like she's really good, not because of the

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Speaker 4: fight the way. I don't know why I'm still talking

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Speaker 4: about that next. I feel like we get one of

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Speaker 4: these every single week where the guy doesn't know when

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Speaker 4: to stop talking. It's like a good rule, ask yourself.

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Speaker 4: Am I describing my own bodily functions in detail over

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Speaker 4: the phone to someone who isn't your doctor or best friend?

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Speaker 4: Time to hang up?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You know though at the beginning, I was like, what

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Speaker 3: woman has never called a guy back because of bad singing?

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Speaker 2: And then I looked over at Jeff and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I bet he.

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Speaker 4: Oh Jeff is like, you get one bad note, the

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Speaker 4: second one, you're done.

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Speaker 2: For me.

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Speaker 10: Next message, Hey, he's act this. I just remember when

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Speaker 10: we were at a bar. I saw this really large

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Speaker 10: mole kind of on the back of your arm, and

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Speaker 10: I didn't want to say it in front of your friends,

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Speaker 10: but you really need to go get a check out.

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Speaker 10: It looks bad. And I've been a nurse for a

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Speaker 10: really long time and I specifically specialized in dermatology, and

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Speaker 10: sometimes life happens that way. You give someone your phone,

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Speaker 10: Mr Boom, a nurse states.

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Speaker 5: Your wife, next message, we need to get this.

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Speaker 4: If you got a mole, check it on the back

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Speaker 4: of your arm. I got a hole, but it's not

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Speaker 4: on my arm. When you guys look, you stop on.

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Speaker 9: Next message.

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Speaker 2: We met at the at the charity gala.

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Speaker 10: I have to be honest.

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Speaker 2: I after you gave me your number, I was just

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Speaker 2: enamored with you. Uh, You're all I could think about uh.

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Speaker 2: You know. In fact, I afterwards, I mentally etched a

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Speaker 2: picture of you in my mind, and I went home

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Speaker 2: that night and I pretend might have pretended you were

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Speaker 2: my pillow. We had a good night, A really a

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Speaker 2: good night. You were soft and fluffy in all the

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Speaker 2: right places.

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Speaker 3: Okay, whoever was at that charity gallup and listened to

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Speaker 3: their gut on giving that guy the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, how likely is that that he does a mole

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Speaker 4: on the back of his arm. He's more loser line calls.

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Speaker 4: Check out our Spotify at Brooke and Jeffrey got your

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Speaker 4: phone to have coming up next