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Speaker 1: Motherfucking Mini Yaris Mini episode Motherfucking Mini Yea sol.

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Speaker 2: Three Gloding clips, four Niggas Roll one Nigga drives five

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Speaker 2: hundred ben six reasons why this kid should die. We

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Speaker 2: shooting every motherfucker outside. Welcome Little Mama's and gentiles alike

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Speaker 2: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove the conspiracies of what

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Speaker 2: we have decided is the community at large.

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Speaker 3: The community at large is a good, good way to

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Speaker 3: articulate that. I think. I think there's that feels good right.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how large that community is, but but

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Speaker 3: it certainly is at large. No matter how big or

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Speaker 2: I said, the that's a little too yes, that's a

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Speaker 2: little too extensive, this little created.

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Speaker 3: I this is. This is gonna sound strange. But the

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Speaker 3: other night I went to visit the Bay. My my

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Speaker 3: wife has a friend in the Bay, and we went

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Speaker 3: to visit their family and they had a game night

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Speaker 3: at their house and a person came over and they

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Speaker 3: were like, I love your podcast, and and that was

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Speaker 3: really nice. Like I think I think yea, more more

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Speaker 3: fans exist in the world than we realized, and that's

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Speaker 3: it's really sweet.

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Speaker 2: I mean to bump into y'all truly. I just went

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Speaker 2: out on the road a little bit last week in

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Speaker 2: a couple of cities, and yeah, they're little mama's little

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Speaker 2: I'm not calling you little freakies.

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Speaker 3: Little mamas are out there. Yeah, unfortunately we're the little freakis.

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Speaker 3: I don't actually think they're asking to be called that.

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Speaker 2: I I've I feel like if you guys were with

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Speaker 2: me day to day, you would not think that.

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Speaker 3: Nothing about my lifestyle even suggest that this is the

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Speaker 3: freakiest I get. I'm just talking to my boy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm just talking crazy with my man. I get a

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Speaker 2: I'm saying in the house, it's just like I think

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Speaker 2: it was, you know, some chicken breast for tonight. I know,

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Speaker 2: it's just we got to get rid of it. We

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Speaker 2: fuck with two dicks, and it's like this is the

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Speaker 2: best to me, y'all getting the best of me. I

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Speaker 2: said around with my wife all day today.

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Speaker 3: I told her that we need to have a make

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Speaker 3: a person. And then I come on here and I go,

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Speaker 3: I go, hey, y'all know I worshiped the devil, right know,

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Speaker 3: I serve at the at the throne of Satan. I

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Speaker 3: don't mean nothing. I'm just I'm just saying stuff. Man.

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Speaker 2: The other day, I was like, I've never been to

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Speaker 2: the dermatologists. Do you think that's something you know?

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Speaker 3: And this is this is a weird thing to segue into,

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Speaker 3: but maybe we talked about it on the podcast, but

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Speaker 3: it's the unfortunate reality there for dark skinned people like you,

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Speaker 3: the dermatologists is not often there aren't a lot of

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Speaker 3: dermatologists that really can do what they're supposed to do

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Speaker 3: with you.

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Speaker 2: There's not a lot of data points. They don't study us.

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Speaker 3: Nah, they don't study you. And in fact, even the

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Speaker 3: things that they do to be like protective preventative of

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Speaker 3: even know how to identify the shit. They can't spot

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Speaker 3: skin cancer on you.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I've never felt like the doctor was

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Speaker 3: That sucks, man, genuinely, that that like really stinks.

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Speaker 2: Do you feel like the doctor is for you?

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Speaker 3: I don't think he's for me, But I don't think

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Speaker 3: there's anything. There are no like direct direct walls between

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Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like, it's not they're not sitting

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Speaker 3: I think so much of that is probably rooted in

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Speaker 3: my being light skin. They're able to like see a

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Speaker 3: humanity in us that they just don't do with y'all. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 3: so man, I mean, I don't know, I'm all right.

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Speaker 3: Keep I arrived my bicycle. Baby. What a way to

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Speaker 3: brush off hundreds of years of prejudices to just be like,

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Speaker 3: This be bigger?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I don't I man. If we become

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Speaker 2: If we become a podcast where we actually legitimately cry

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Speaker 2: on here we've jumped the shark, that's season ten.

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Speaker 3: That's gonna be bad. This is gonna be really bad.

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Speaker 3: If we're like really expressing ourselves, somebody comes on and

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Speaker 4: Brother, wait a minute, wait a minute. A coupla Harrison

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Speaker 4: is a Sacan. Now, some things are funny and some

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Speaker 4: things ain't. Brother, Yeah, this is a serious podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're facing down serious issues in this country.

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Speaker 2: I mean we are. We're just not here.

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Speaker 3: This is nah.

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Speaker 2: Like you said, I was trying with my friend.

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Speaker 3: We speaking of fun have many a voicemail we.

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Speaker 2: Got as you're going crazy.

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Speaker 3: We got a lot of voicemails from a lot of you.

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Speaker 3: We should preface that a fair amount of them, I

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Speaker 3: would say more than half of them have been Blink

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Speaker 3: the emails before we get on the podcast. And so

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you guys are screaming at us

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Speaker 3: about as it relates to Blink one ad two, But

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Speaker 3: Blink one ad two voicemails you are very upset with

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we clearly got it wrong. And I don't know

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Speaker 2: what to tell you. I never claimed to get it right.

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Speaker 3: Shoot or shoot. They don't always make it. I really

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Speaker 3: like that song, though, come on, come on, I've listened

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Speaker 3: to it so many times.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I listen to do it in the airport.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you listen to it as like a like an

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know how to explain it, but my

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Speaker 3: Kids. Do you think that's because you're surrounded by the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that it tends to be a more

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Speaker 2: surreal isn't the word, but yeah, I think it's just

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Speaker 2: outside of like my go to Shitah, you know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's like, yeah, I'll be in the airport,

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Speaker 2: like I fucking I listen to Sinatra series got going on,

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Speaker 3: I love me some Frank Sinatra. Really, I love Frank Sinatra.

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Speaker 3: I can't tell you as much as we've talked about,

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Speaker 3: like the disappointment of finding out Michael Jordan was a

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Speaker 3: finding out Frank Sinatra was a bad guy.

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Speaker 2: Really damn Yeah.

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Speaker 3: That hit me hard.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know till today.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, man, he's so fucking cool.

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Speaker 2: Was he just mobbed up?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, he was mobbed up. He was an alcoholic.

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Speaker 3: He was like a grump and like constantly threatening to

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Speaker 2: Man, I would hate to have crossed a crooner and

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Because that's not even He

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Speaker 3: didn't even grow up like that. He didn't have to

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, that would hurt. That would hurt.

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Speaker 3: Like you I heard just singing about the summer wind

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Speaker 2: That sucks. I like that song when he says whatever,

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Speaker 2: it was a very good year. That's the one I like.

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Speaker 2: That's a good song. That's a good one. Yeah we

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Speaker 2: should have him on the side. Yeah, we should get

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Speaker 2: We should get Frank on the pod. If not, uh,

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Speaker 2: I don't know Michael bublay We'll get Michael Bublay on

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, absolute Starbucks Music. Yeah, Michael Boublay,

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Speaker 2: who has some James I ain't even gonna hold you.

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Speaker 3: He's got a few cuts.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know that. Here's my problem is, like

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Speaker 2: I don't know, man, A lot of the stuff I

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I had a really interesting conversation yesterday about John

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Speaker 3: John Mayer is dope. And I was in a room

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Speaker 2: How the rules. I feel like they know more bands

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Speaker 3: I think so, But then I wonder if that's you

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Speaker 2: I mean, deep one, Oh, I see what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying that I don't have to go that deep

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Speaker 3: So I think they similarly have just a wall that said,

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Speaker 3: there's way more of them than there are of us,

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Speaker 3: and they just be having you know, the shins, the

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Speaker 3: I think maybe just black people like the stuff that

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Speaker 3: that's when y'all are that's when y'all are cooking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that might that might truly be it. I

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Speaker 2: we were talking and he said he thought he had

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Speaker 2: an epiphany. He was like, I think they just like

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Speaker 6: They're just like boring stuff, you know, like they like

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Speaker 6: yeah or like like and there's some stuff where it's like,

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Speaker 2: And I think that's where I get lost in some shit.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes there's there like the guitar I like, is like,

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Speaker 3: I think that song goes crazy.

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Speaker 2: I think that song goes crazy.

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Speaker 3: That's a great song. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think they laugh at Living on a Prayer because

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Speaker 3: I don't think we got that much more to talk about.

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Speaker 3: I mean I think there's a lot of shit that that.

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Speaker 3: that's right, it's shameful that that is where you would

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Speaker 2: But then because but it's also like, but whenever they

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Speaker 2: They're always trying to be like, what do you think

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they they and you know, some of it I

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Speaker 2: I say, but like the backpack rappers, isn't what's crunchy

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Speaker 3: That's the way. It isn't crunchy.

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Speaker 2: slim cut Calhoun. They're like, whoa, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but they don't like that. That's my point. I

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Speaker 3: the one that raps about positive things or uplifts it

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Speaker 3: and cars and stuff. They do love the clips though,

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Speaker 3: they love the clips, but even them, they got elevated

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Speaker 3: know what I mean, coke wrappers, even though that's literally

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's always interesting what is smart to them? Withers,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? It's like an interesting because

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Speaker 3: Ago, Like, yeah, I think it takes a lot of

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Speaker 2: That?

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Speaker 3: Like Young Thug is a genius, but you have to

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Speaker 3: it's just a nigga whining over like trap beats and

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Speaker 2: And maybe that's why we don't like their obscure stuff too,

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Speaker 2: because it's just like, I don't know, it all just

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Speaker 2: of it to me. Bro.

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Speaker 3: I'll be trying. I They'll like say bands and stuff

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Speaker 3: truly I can't. I can't always crack the coat. There's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I also have a hard time with not

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Speaker 3: That's it makes it really hard if I can't do

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Speaker 3: this seo shit or don't really any semblance of that,

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Speaker 3: Like I don't even like sometimes you listen to rock

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Speaker 3: where to like, I can't even catch I can't catch

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Speaker 2: Listen to it. Yeah, you know, you feel a beat

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Speaker 2: I don't give me something to hold on to. I

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Speaker 3: It's cold, I'm trying to spoon and you ain't giving

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Speaker 3: me no giving me flat back damn.

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Speaker 2: That should go from fucking deltoid's to fucking heals.

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Speaker 3: White people listen to flatback music. I think I think

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Speaker 3: because you mean it. And I don't know why. It's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just it's truly is just different strokes, I

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Speaker 2: I also think they don't talk like people talking reckless

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Speaker 3: Like I feel, I think they like when you talk

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Speaker 3: reckless and it's clearly just imaginative. I don't think they

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Speaker 3: like when you talk reckless and they believe you. Oh

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Speaker 3: like Eminem, Yeah, like Eminem, I think didn't scare them

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Speaker 3: But I think they liked the slim shady era and

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Speaker 3: just it's just doing the thing. I'll kill a baby today,

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Speaker 3: but in rap form, right right, because that's what it

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Speaker 3: not like, WHOA my fucking song? I just yeah, I

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Speaker 2: What was it? I wanted an album so rugged nobody

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Speaker 2: was my eminem song. Yeah, that was my but he

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Speaker 2: I felt like, m he killed it on Renegade. He

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Speaker 2: really did, he really did. But okay, this is crazy too.

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Speaker 2: I go back and I listened to Renegade, and I

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Speaker 2: I feel like he's just or I feel like he's

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Speaker 2: it's like just words together with like in Jay's like

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I can relate to that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jay was being a human being. Yeah, an anti

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, come on, hey pai, wait was he a

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Speaker 2: nice one?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? He says, I only talk about Jews, do you

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Speaker 3: I think he was taking shots at le Leor at

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Speaker 3: the time probably or some large Jewish executive being like,

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Speaker 3: and more just saying like, I'm talking about the motherfuckers

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Speaker 3: certainly if somebody was like Blacks, it wouldn't it wouldn't

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Speaker 2: No, Ultimately, I think at the end of the day,

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Speaker 2: this conversation was complicated. I just want to say, whoever

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Speaker 1: Hm hmm.

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Speaker 3: Give me a call that was so beautifully said. I

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Speaker 3: think we should take a break, and then you specifically

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Speaker 3: a rest, big man, You lay out, You lay out

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Speaker 3: for a little bit, and we're gonna when we come back,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna get a voicemail. We have a voicemail we

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Speaker 3: want to listen to. So we're gonna take a break

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Speaker 3: more David more Langston. My mama told me you raggedy bit.

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Speaker 2: But we don't mean that about any impressed people.

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Speaker 3: That's the only white men are raggedy bitches. The rest

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Speaker 3: of us are fine bitches, fine proud a long storied

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get on your eyes until you, I gotta know,

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Speaker 2: eventually break and then it's all good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the other thing is like, and I think,

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Speaker 3: I think, truly Elon is a great example of it.

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Speaker 3: Of like a dude who we for a long time

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Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck that means, but like

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Speaker 3: I wish he didn't exist, but the reality is he does,

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Speaker 3: and he has all the money. And so the second

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Speaker 3: we ever could have imagined. And and what do you want, Like,

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Speaker 3: you're gonna just break these white men and they'll go away.

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Speaker 3: They're they're gonna fucking you. They have all of it.

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Speaker 2: There's so many of them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta we gotta learn to talk different to

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Speaker 3: each other, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Apparently they're lonely. Now, Do like that affects black people?

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Speaker 2: The male loneliness that epidemic? I think that I am

434
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 2: not is in tune with internet culture nor youth culture

435
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 2: to make an informed opinion on it, but my guess

436
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 2: is that it probably also does.

437
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't always believe them when they

438
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 3: say stuff like I but by that I mean young

439
00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 3: people sort of like talking about the their own challenges

440
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 3: that said. I don't believe them emotionally, but I take

441
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: their word for it. I guess that's the best way

442
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 3: of that's fair. Like I don't know how to believe them,

443
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 3: And that's probably my own dinosaur brain, right. It's not

444
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 3: me being a hero and being like I'm correct, you're wrong.

445
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 3: It's just I was raised a certain way that I

446
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 3: can't fully undo. And so when you tell me that

447
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 3: like you're experiencing traumas that to me do not sound

448
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 3: like traumas. I go, No, you're not in the back

449
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 3: of my head. But I acknowledge that, Like, no, you're

450
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 3: you feel what you're feeling, and that makes it true

451
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 3: for you.

452
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 2: Right, right, right, And every generation is more aware of

453
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 2: all that stuff than the last generation. Right, Yeah, none

454
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 2: of us until we just all get so softly meld

455
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 2: into a pile of goo together and go back to

456
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 2: the stars from once we came.

457
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, none of us are not going to be our dads,

458
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,719
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like, we're all going

459
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 3: to turn into old men who are wrong and backwards.

460
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:06,479
Speaker 3: And that's why less people should be doing stand up

461
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 3: comedy after a certain age.

462
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly that being said thirty seven, I'm hot, right now,

463
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 2: come see me at the Dallas Comedy Club.

464
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 3: Should we play this voicemail? We have a voice?

465
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.

466
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 3: It's very exciting. Whenever you're ready.

467
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 5: Hi, David and Lingston love the pod. My mama told

468
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 5: me and my grandma actually that unattractive white women are

469
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 5: the most dangerous people on the plant.

470
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:44,199
Speaker 3: Okay, let's pause right there, sold I have nothing that

471
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 3: in this that I disagree with so far, there's not

472
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 3: one part of this truly at the core of me

473
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't even know if we can

474
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 3: call this conspiracy theory just dangerous dangerous people.

475
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm terrifying. I think we're all the same thing.

476
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 2: But continue, let's let's do what else.

477
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 5: If y'all love to hear your opinions on that. Also,

478
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 5: you just you had Zenomducts. Know she's amazing, She's so funny.

479
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 5: I love her. You're talking about some lab versus sun screen.

480
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 5: It's about us photo sensitive people. I'm a black person

481
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 5: who looks like a be cheaper every summer. It sucks.

482
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 5: And I missed you and Philly so bombed out. I

483
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 5: had tickets, but I was so sick. I couldn't. I

484
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 5: couldn't make it. Didn't want to make your show. It's

485
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 5: super spreader event now we stay at home.

486
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 3: Okay, but yeah, I.

487
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 5: Love my things. I think if you missed Will Smith

488
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 5: and Shalli Berry, you get Shawn t like the fitness guy.

489
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 5: I see it. No one else seems to see it,

490
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 5: but I see it. But anyway, your specials looked great

491
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 5: and I look forward to more and keep on keeping

492
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 5: on cover about it.

493
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 3: My voicemail started pretty good. I'll say she came in,

494
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 3: she came with a conspiracy. It felt good, and I

495
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 3: liked all the other compliments, but certainly it felt like

496
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 3: maybe that voicemail didn't have to be quite as long

497
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 3: as she made it, that maybe it could have just

498
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 3: stopped at the the unattractive white women are most dangerous

499
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 3: people on the planet.

500
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I appreciate it. Thank you for not coming

501
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 2: and spreading it. I looked up Shawn Tea. That's very

502
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 2: I do see it.

503
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 3: Shawn t. I don't even know Shawnte, or maybe I

504
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 3: just looked s h a u N. Yeah, Oh, I

505
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 3: can see there's some photos where I could see a

506
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 3: little bit of Will Smith certainly. Yeah, he's forty six

507
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 3: years old. So if you're suspecting at all that maybe

508
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 3: he might be the byproduct of those two he's not.

509
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 2: I don't know. Philly Philly. Philly guys started early. I

510
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 2: feel like that's the place where you fuck young.

511
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 3: Yeah you think Will Smith fucked young? Mmm?

512
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: He was always that guy? Yeah, I think, Yeah, you

513
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 2: don't think he did.

514
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 3: I'm up to minds, to be honest with you. Him

515
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 3: him having, if I'm remembering correctly, pretty religious parents and

516
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 3: like not cussing for a long time, sort of leads

517
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 3: me to believe that maybe he was a little more

518
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 3: like straight laced than we thought he was.

519
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 2: Doesn't he have a goon?

520
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: Though?

521
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are stories of like him because when he

522
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 3: was arrested that time, it was because like somebody tried

523
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 3: to fleck on him and then he's like, God just

524
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 3: mopped him.

525
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 2: He was also a teen rap sensation in the eighties, Like,

526
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I think I think he fucked young.

527
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 2: I think he definitely fucked.

528
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,719
Speaker 3: That's probably it's a safer bet than what I'm pitching.

529
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 2: And I remember this is I don't know why I

530
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: remember this, but there was a joke on on Fresh

531
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 2: Prince of bel Air where somebody says something to Will

532
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 2: and he thinks he says, you're a virgin and he's

533
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 2: like not since I was fourteen, and I remember being

534
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 2: like ten at the time being like.

535
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 3: What wait, wait, wait, I only got four years left.

536
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 2: Fuck fuck, I can't that's not gonna happen, that's not.

537
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 3: I haven't even started.

538
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 2: Yeah what But yeah, I think I think I think

539
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 2: Will Smith fucked young for sure.

540
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 3: That's probably a safe bet, I think. Obviously, if you

541
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 3: have your own thoughts on whether or not will Smith

542
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 3: fuck young give us a call a for fur little Moms.

543
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 3: As it relates to this voicemail, I would say that

544
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 3: the reason I believe that unattractive white women are so

545
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 3: dangerous is because of the weird hierarchical dangers of cross

546
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 3: pollinating patriarchy with racism. Right that you create a system

547
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 3: where attractiveness is value, and then you create a system

548
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 3: where women understand from the jump that they are being

549
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 3: positioned and I'm not saying this as like a flex,

550
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 3: but they are being positioned as less than two men.

551
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 3: And white women in particular have sort of bought into

552
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 3: that subservience of being like, yes, we serve under that

553
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,959
Speaker 3: second tier position. But then you create a fucked up

554
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 3: hierarchy inside of that second tier where you go the

555
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 3: pretty ones, we will treat nicely, and the ugly ones

556
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 3: will bark at and throw in the mud. And so

557
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 3: the ugly ones then need somebody to feel powerful over,

558
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 3: and they are so mean to anybody else they can find.

559
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you stepped in and took that, because

560
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 2: my synopsis would not have been that elegant. It would

561
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: have been angry.

562
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 3: This bitch hurt my feelings. This bitch called the beliefe

563
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 3: on me.

564
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 2: Well, I was just gonna say all of those things,

565
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 2: also breeding anger. And then enter an unsuspecting black man

566
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 2: who just thought he got a white girl that his

567
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 2: life is ravaged. I think we all can we all

568
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 2: know them, We've all.

569
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 3: Seen it's it's tough to watch it.

570
00:33:54,920 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: It is. It is, really it's painful. Just did I

571
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 2: even show you there's a funny story? We gotta go

572
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 2: to say this is funny. I even tell you. I

573
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 2: was out in La at a bar one time with

574
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 2: this girl and we got really drunk, and behind us

575
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 2: there was a white lady. This is so bad. Minus

576
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 2: there was a white lady and she was just yelling

577
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 2: at this nigger bro like it was bad. It was bad,

578
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 2: like publicly shaming him. She was ugly and he was

579
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 2: real handsome, and she was like like, had my man's haven,

580
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 2: have my man's head down? You know what I'm saying,

581
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 2: Like and like I was wasted, and like it was

582
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 2: going on for so long that I turned around and

583
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 2: I was like, bro, you ain't gotta take that.

584
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,479
Speaker 3: Well you stopped up, bro, I.

585
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 2: Was I was like you it doesn't, you aren't even

586
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 2: have it doesn't have to be like that. And then

587
00:34:56,239 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 2: she went crazy on me and was, who the fuck

588
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 2: are you?

589
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 3: Fat fuck fat cat fuck.

590
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 2: I'll talk to him out the fuck I want. And

591
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 2: I was just like, I was just like, bro, you

592
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 2: don't have to do this. You don't. You don't have

593
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 2: to be like this. You don't have to take that.

594
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 2: I understand. We're in Silver Lake. It doesn't have to

595
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 2: be like I just like talked over her because if

596
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 2: I looked at her, she would get mad, you know

597
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 2: what I mean. I was like, you really like I

598
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 2: was just like looking him in his eyes, but I

599
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 2: was really drunk. I was like, you really don't. It

600
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 2: doesn't have to be like this, and she was like

601
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 2: fat fuck you fat fuck nothing, you fat fucking nothing.

602
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 2: And then and then she went to the bathroom and

603
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 2: I took her wallet in her cigarettes whoa she left

604
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 2: her person. I know I left her wallet like just

605
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: out front, but you didn't.

606
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,399
Speaker 3: You didn't take any goal.

607
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 2: It was more just like a fuck this, but like

608
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: it hurt my feelings because as I was leaving, she

609
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 2: was in the bathroom. I was leaving with this girl.

610
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 2: And he even then he wasn't like, he wasn't like,

611
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 2: thank you you could just tell he was gone.

612
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 3: He was just cooked.

613
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,240
Speaker 2: He was just cooked.

614
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 3: I think the unfortunate reality is, while I do think

615
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 3: that they're the most dangerous people on the planet, I

616
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 3: struggle to feel sympathy for the attractive black men, particularly

617
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 3: who who go over there, because I think it should

618
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 3: just be common knowledge at this point in a way

619
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 3: that makes me go like, come on, man, what are

620
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 3: we doing? Like I get it, you think your baby

621
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 3: boo is special, but like history teaches us over and

622
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 3: over and over fucking again that that's not true. Chill

623
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 3: leave them alone.

624
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 2: I can see the look on his face still, and

625
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 2: it was just like it was like the way she

626
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 2: was yelling at him, this is what I took from

627
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,479
Speaker 2: it too. I was like, I don't think she would

628
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,839
Speaker 2: yell at a white guy like that. No, I think

629
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 2: she would. I don't think she would do that in

630
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 2: public like that. And that's what I'm saying. I think

631
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 2: they need some body to serve under them, because we

632
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 2: created a system of service where they have a tier,

633
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 2: but then they are being treated as fucking third tier

634
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 2: when they were promised second tier. Right, that's a big bass. Yeah,

635
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 2: because even the way she was taking and then even

636
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 2: the way she was talking to me was like, I

637
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: don't think you would yell at a white guy like

638
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 2: like it was just like she was talking like there

639
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 2: was no repercussions for her actions.

640
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't get bopped on the head.

641
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 2: I did feel good though, as we were walking, because

642
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 2: she left and I just like, grab that shit.

643
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 3: No you didn't you and we got to go on

644
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 3: a second. But you did a beautiful thing. I think

645
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 3: very few people are able to watch somebody experience that

646
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,760
Speaker 3: in a public space then step up, and you should

647
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 3: be commended. That's that's a brave thing you did to

648
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 3: say something, the thing that, frankly, I don't know that

649
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 3: I would have done in that situation.

650
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 2: Ah, well, you know one of ten times you got

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Speaker 2: to step up, there's nine times I ain't say anything.

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Speaker 3: So fair, dear, dear listener. I hope that this, this

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Speaker 3: at least confirms your suspicions. I hope you feel satisfied

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Speaker 3: to hear it. You're both your mother and grandmother. Let

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Speaker 3: them know we agree white women are the most dangerous.

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Speaker 3: Ugly White women specifically are the most dangerous people on

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Speaker 3: the planet. I know you didn't say ugly, but we don't.

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Speaker 3: We don't fix the words around here. We knew what

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Speaker 3: the fuck you meant. It's not up for debate. I'd

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Speaker 3: go far as to say, busted, dog faced white women

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Speaker 3: are by far the most dangerous people on the planet.

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Speaker 3: And uh and and you're right, and maybe tighten that

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Speaker 3: message up next time you want to tell the people

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Speaker 3: And you can find me at Langston Carman on all

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Speaker 3: very proud to have written on it. And I'll show

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Speaker 3: up a few times in that bad Boy, so it'll

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Speaker 3: own drops, your own conspiracy theories. If you want to

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Speaker 3: tell us who the most I guess positive group of

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