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Speaker 1: on your on your podcast? Represents show? I love the

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Speaker 1: it every day because the listenership is picking up. People

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Speaker 1: are loving this podcast. I can't figure out why. So

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Speaker 1: I'm Elvis. I'm here with Bethany, and there's Dave Rody.

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Speaker 1: Now there's Garrett, there's Sky Is Scary, and there's Danielle

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Speaker 1: and straight Nate who's not feeling very well today. So

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Speaker 1: he's eating a croissant. Must be nice. I think he's pregnant.

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Speaker 1: I was dizzy, Brett nausea or nauseated. He's nauseated, not

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Speaker 1: nauseous whatever. There is a difference, you know what. But

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Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. I've always thought it

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Speaker 1: was I'm nauseous, but that is not correct. I'm nauseated

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Speaker 1: as what sounds stupid people that speaking I feel nauseous.

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Speaker 1: Everyone says I feel they're wrong. We've been wrong all

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Speaker 1: these years. The plant is the point set here not

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Speaker 1: the point set. I get upset when people say this

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Speaker 1: throw up on the floor. Throw up is the action

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Speaker 1: vomits on the floor exactly that you are foul foul.

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Speaker 1: Do you notice that Nate went straight for like a

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Speaker 1: bread product. Why do you have these products? No, they'll

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Speaker 1: go to products when you're you're sick. Like my my

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Speaker 1: mother would always like, get you want, you want some

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Speaker 1: ginger rail and postina is going to make me better? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it settles your stomach, It helps absorb whatever grossness is

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Speaker 1: what's this medicine? Why is that? Look? I don't. By

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Speaker 1: the way, nauseating is the quality of inflicting nausea on someone.

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Speaker 1: There you go, so I can say I'm nauseous nauseated. Alright,

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Speaker 1: So several things I want to talk about today. First

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Speaker 1: of all, Nate, Nate, well, tell your story about what happened.

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Speaker 1: And and we're definitely divided when it comes to this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I wanted to get something to eat. There was

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Speaker 1: that's my right, right, they're they're open till eight o'clock.

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Speaker 1: By right. I could have sat there in eight, but no,

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Speaker 1: I said. I was polite, and I said, hey, what's

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Speaker 1: Nate partially understood. It doesn't say seating. Nate deliberately was

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Speaker 1: But you were being nice because you understand the guy,

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Speaker 1: Bethany I used to be a manager at Starbucks. I

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Speaker 1: You get a paper cop Thanks for coming. I get that,

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Speaker 1: But I want what I want off the menu. And

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Speaker 1: that's but if you do, they're open till eight. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: technically it's your right, you know. For several years I

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Speaker 1: worked at a beach club and I was a meat slicer,

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Speaker 1: but that's your job, beef sergeant. But the thing is,

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Speaker 1: don't want to be sitting there at seven anyway. Like

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Speaker 1: then they should close at seven thirty. You rub roast beef,

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Speaker 1: you after eight, but sometimes they'll say no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: If you order after eight, can't order. So it's different

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Speaker 1: everywhere you go. Yeah, I think. I think with places

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Speaker 1: healthy fast food kind of place that it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we close it eight, you can order up to eight.

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Speaker 1: all the stuff underneath, and you took a gamble like Bethan.

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Speaker 1: He was saying, you took a gamble, rolled the dice.

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Speaker 1: Now I gotta unwrap everything and make you sick snake eyes.

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Speaker 1: There's ways to get around all of that and still

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Speaker 1: be funny. There's a smart manager's going to be a

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Speaker 1: pissed it. They have to work in fast food going

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Speaker 1: feel really really validated. There's somebody actually eavesdropping on the conversation,

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Speaker 1: or it's just searching for keywords. I think it's words

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Speaker 1: to me, is Elvis. It's the rule at a radio

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