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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight day. All right, it's

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Speaker 1: time for your phone tap, and today we call a

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Speaker 1: woman who, for the last few months has been ordering

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Speaker 1: all her groceries from a delivery app. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do the same. Actually, if you haven't used one

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Speaker 1: of those four, they're actually pretty awesome. Yeah, it's sweet.

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Speaker 1: Saves you a bunch of time and energy, unless, of course,

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Speaker 1: your designated shopper is Jose. Oh no, this is why

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Speaker 1: I use the app, but not on the other end.

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Speaker 1: He can't buy food for himself. Exactly, Jose's picking up

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Speaker 1: your items, then something's bound to go wrong, which is

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Speaker 1: exactly what happens in your brand new phone tap. Right now,

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Speaker 1: it's another on the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Ritchie. I'm calling from part is this Marissa?

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Speaker 1: Yeah listen, Marissa? Oh good, how's your day going? It's fine?

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Speaker 1: Everything okay, everything's fine. I just had to sub out

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Speaker 1: a few things for you. Like they didn't have sharp

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Speaker 1: cheddar cheese, so I went with medium cheddar. I hope

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Speaker 1: that's okay, that's fine, that's okay. Good. Oh. Also, they

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Speaker 1: were out of those yellow peaches that you asked for,

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Speaker 1: so I got white peaches instead. Okay, they're firm, by

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Speaker 1: the way, I'm holding one in my hand right now. There.

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Speaker 1: It feels perfect. It's just not the right color. But

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Speaker 1: everything else seems good. Okay, good, all right. Well, I've

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Speaker 1: got just about everything picked out, so I think i'll

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Speaker 1: be buy your house and like fifteen maybe twenty minutes,

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Speaker 1: depending on traffic. Excuse me, excuse me? Yeah, Hi, was

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Speaker 1: that a toilet flushing? Oh? Yeah, I guess it was.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I didn't realize you could hear that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did hear it. Are you holding my food while

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Speaker 1: you're going to the bathroom? What's going on? Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: it's just been a really busy day. I was just

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Speaker 1: using the restaurom before I head out, so i'll be there,

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Speaker 1: and you told me we're just holding my peach. Can

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Speaker 1: you put that stuff back and get me? At first

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Speaker 1: of all, wash your hands, please, I'm holding the peach

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Speaker 1: because I didn't want to put it on the ground.

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Speaker 1: Of course, you should not have my food in the

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Speaker 1: bathroom period with you. That is unhygienic. I really wish

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Speaker 1: you would have said that earlier, that earlier. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? And there's no protocol requiring me to

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Speaker 1: write a note saying don't bring my food into the

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Speaker 1: bathroom with you. That's insane. I can set the peach

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Speaker 1: down on the back of the toilet if that'll make

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Speaker 1: you feel more comfortable. Oh my god, looks pretty clean

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Speaker 1: and just something wrong with you? Like this is very

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Speaker 1: upstanding to me now, Like now I'm questioning my whole everything,

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Speaker 1: like I'm wondering about past orders that I oh, no, no, no, look,

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Speaker 1: everything is fine. The peach feels good. Hold on, yeah,

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Speaker 1: smells great like a peach. And there's nothing wrong with

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Speaker 1: this peach. I promise you that peach is going to

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Speaker 1: have to be disposed of as far as I'm concerned.

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Speaker 1: I would like fresh. I'm not going to throw this away.

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Speaker 1: It's a perfectly good peach. Look, I can wrap it

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Speaker 1: in the toilet seat cover. I don't want a stupid

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Speaker 1: toilet peach. Okay, I want my order clean. Fine, like

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Speaker 1: you're the boss. It's gone, all right, I'm throwing the

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Speaker 1: peach away. What about the other items that I have

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Speaker 1: in here? What do you mean? Well? I didn't want

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Speaker 1: anyone to take your stuff, ma'am, so I brought the

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Speaker 1: whole grocery card into the stall with not my entire order,

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Speaker 1: into the bathroom with you. Oh no, oh no, what

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Speaker 1: was that? What was that? Right now? What was that?

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Speaker 1: Looks like I gotta have to take another peach off

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Speaker 1: the list. Okay, you know what, fat fingers, listen to me.

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Speaker 1: You know what you're going to take off the list?

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Speaker 1: My whole order. I'm canceling it and I'm never ordering

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Speaker 1: from you again. Completely insane. May I ask why you

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Speaker 1: drop my peach into the toilet and you're asking me why? Hey,

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Speaker 1: is this a bad time to tell you that I

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Speaker 1: opened your peanut butter? Oh my god, I hadn't tried

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Speaker 1: that kind I was just kind of curious. I said,

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Speaker 1: more creamy? How can you get more creamy? That you

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Speaker 1: had to lie? But it's pretty creamy now, that is correct.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're laughing. That's hilarious to you that I have

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Speaker 1: to cancel my arder look. Look, I know what you're thinking.

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Speaker 1: You want me to be fired, you want to call

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Speaker 1: my boss. Listen, this is all a prank. I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry to upset you, but this is not real. This

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Speaker 1: is actually jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're doing kidding. Your husband Ben set

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Speaker 1: you up. I talked to you twenty minutes ago, and

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Speaker 1: he told us your entire card order just so we

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Speaker 1: can mess with you. Oh oh, I'm exhausted from you.

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Speaker 1: I am an exhausting person. And that's not even about

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Speaker 1: the card or anything. That's just me. I need a

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Speaker 1: nap now. I need to lie well. I got some

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Speaker 1: fresh peaches. I can come if you want to eat

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Speaker 1: one with me before you take a nap. Side. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god there, Oh wait a minute, we gotta shoot

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Speaker 1: him right now. I flushed one week up every morning

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Speaker 1: with slow tab weekday mornings on the twenties on Ruben

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five