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Speaker 1: Is there anything better than a brother's sister prank war

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Speaker 1: that continues even once you both become adults.

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Speaker 2: My sister wouldn't dare she know?

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Speaker 1: I'd phone tap her in her whole office.

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Speaker 2: And that's what happens today.

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Speaker 1: When a woman named Anne asked me to get her

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Speaker 1: brother's personal for you, she gave me one hundred percent

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Speaker 1: full authority to do whatever I want to mess with. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you know that's dangerous. Yeah, so I went with the

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Speaker 1: topic guaranteed to make any man feel extremely uncomfortable. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna find out what that is in your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 3: Twenty Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hi Sebastian.

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Speaker 3: Speaking.

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Speaker 1: This is Nathan jeriatrica from assisted living. Your mother seems

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Speaker 1: to be doing very well living here.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, that's good to hear. Is everything okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: everything's great.

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling because we do have a small issue

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Speaker 1: that i'd like to discuss with you about your mother.

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Speaker 3: Okay, is it anything serious?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, nothing serious. Maybe a bit sensitive though, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so your mom she she purchased a device recently. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's uh, it's what Oh god, okay, I thought I

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Speaker 1: thought this is going to be easier to say.

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Speaker 3: Well, just say it.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking to she has? I guess. I

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Speaker 2: guess the old school term would be a marital aid.

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Speaker 3: My seventy seven year old mother purchased a marital aid.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's correct.

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Speaker 3: Are you saying she has a.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: And why would I want to know this? More importantly,

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Speaker 3: how do you know?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, sorry, I hear you're getting upset, and normally

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't know that, but we've had a few noise

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Speaker 1: complaints from some of the other residents.

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Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: You know, it makes a certain kind of noise, and

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Speaker 1: we're getting a lot of residents complaining, saying it's waking

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Speaker 1: them up in the middle.

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Speaker 3: Of the night. I can tell you right now, I

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Speaker 3: can't believe we're even having this conversation.

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Speaker 2: It's about trust me.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have this conversation either, But please,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, relax, we investigated this and.

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Speaker 3: Wait, wait, you investigated the vibe. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: It's for some reason the model that she has. I

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Speaker 1: guess it's like a dustbuster, but with afterburners attached to it.

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Speaker 2: But I don't really know how to describe it.

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Speaker 3: That is so inappropriate you're calling me to talk to

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Speaker 3: me about.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just trying to handle the complaints that

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Speaker 1: we're getting about it. A lot of people are saying

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Speaker 1: it sounds like a large malfunctioning ac unit.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's very lot like.

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Speaker 3: Okay telling me these things. Look, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to find a solution here.

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Speaker 1: One of our residents, Gerald said he couldn't hear the

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Speaker 1: answers in Jeopardy because of all the noise coming from

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Speaker 1: your mom's room.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what's running through my mind right now?

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Speaker 3: The pictures you just created for me. Thanks a lot.

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Speaker 3: I'll never being able to get that out of my head.

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Speaker 2: What are you sir?

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Speaker 1: I apologize, I apologize, But maybe maybe you could have

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Speaker 1: a conversation with your mom about replacing the device.

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm not I'm not having a conversation.

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Speaker 2: Look with your mother, Please calm down.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying maybe you could tell her to try

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Speaker 1: something a little bit more discreet.

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Speaker 3: I'm supposed to tell my seventy seven year old mother

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Speaker 3: that her is too loud and it's waking up all

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Speaker 3: the other patients in the nursing homes that with.

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Speaker 1: The du I know, I understand it sounds very embarrassing

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Speaker 1: on the surface, but many of our seniors live a

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Speaker 1: very active sexual life.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't want to know this.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, your mom really knows how to make

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Speaker 1: the wall shaped.

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Speaker 3: You're enjoying this.

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Speaker 2: No, I am not, sir.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, you're not. Huh.

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Speaker 2: I'm taking this very very seriously.

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Speaker 1: I want you to know three different members of our

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Speaker 1: staff have addressed it directly with your mom, and each

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Speaker 1: time they were met with hostility. She seems seemed to

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Speaker 1: be very, very fond of her device.

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Speaker 3: First office, your job to handle this, not to call me.

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Speaker 1: That crosses a boundary with our residence. We can't go there.

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Speaker 3: Oh you don't think it costs the boundary? Me, Why

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Speaker 3: don't you just frank into a room and take it

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Speaker 3: while she's a lunch or something.

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Speaker 1: We can't do that. We don't want to take away

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Speaker 1: her pleasure. I'm just saying she took some time in

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Speaker 1: knitting class to make a koozy for it.

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Speaker 2: She cares very very much about this device.

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Speaker 3: This is the most disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Just deal with it.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to know.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, look if you don't want to handle this,

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Speaker 1: Maybe your sister Anne could have a conversation with her.

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Speaker 3: Don't you dare call my sister and tell her anything

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Speaker 3: about this? Okay, he would not understand.

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Speaker 2: I don't look, I didn't even have to do that.

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Speaker 1: Ann is the one who called me because she wanted

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Speaker 1: to set you up for this prank phone call. She

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Speaker 1: did what, she sets you up for this prank because

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Speaker 1: my name's actually jeff from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you, Sebastian, I'm serious, man, and set you up

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Speaker 1: for this.

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Speaker 3: My god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I got you so worked up there, but you were

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Speaker 1: really freaking out.

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Speaker 3: It was kind of funny, funny funny for you when

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Speaker 3: you're talking about my mom.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying that you don't want your mother to

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Speaker 1: have pleasure?

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about your mom and oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, I bought hers for her.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, don't even start the week up. Every morning

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Speaker 3: was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning