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Speaker 1: Are you ready to find out exactly what's gonna happen

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Speaker 1: in twenty twenty six?

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Speaker 2: It's the Jewbil Show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah and no, it's not you not making good on

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Speaker 1: your New year's resolution. That happens every year, and it

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Speaker 1: will probably happen this year too. But I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: the famous astrologer from the fifteen hundreds, Nora Damis, who

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Speaker 1: made and has been correct on a bunch of predictions

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Speaker 1: for the future. He predicted the rise of Napoleon French Revolution.

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Speaker 1: A ton of different things that he's predicted have been correct,

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Speaker 1: all in these quatrains basically like poems that he wrote

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Speaker 1: back in the fifteen hundreds. So what did he predict

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Speaker 1: what happened this year in twenty twenty six. We'll go

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Speaker 1: over it right now, so you can start to buy

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Speaker 1: a lot of canned food and water and wash yourself

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Speaker 1: from the bunker somewhere.

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Speaker 2: How far into the future did he go?

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Speaker 3: You know what, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I mean to be able to still be talking about

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Speaker 4: this in twenty twenty six, that's pretty impressive.

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Speaker 2: I ever he stopped, that's when it screwed.

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Speaker 1: But what are no Damas's big prediction for twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: six the death of a prominent figure.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, what do you mean by prominent?

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Speaker 4: I have ideas, but I'm not going to talk about it.

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Speaker 4: We don't want to jinx anyone.

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Speaker 3: Major political leader.

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Speaker 1: Probably, but it's based on his Quatrain twenty six, he

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Speaker 1: says the great man will be struck down by a thunderbolt.

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Speaker 2: Oh, but I'm sorry at thunderbolt.

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Speaker 1: People are interpreting that as an assassination or sudden death

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Speaker 1: of a major political leader, a dramatic political overthrow or coup,

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Speaker 1: or a sudden fall from power due to a scandal

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Speaker 1: or health crisis.

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Speaker 3: I feel like we covered all that last week, didn't we. Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I feel like it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this isn't any part of the world, right, I

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Speaker 4: feel like a lot going on.

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Speaker 1: Also, just a recap at twenty twenty five. We're going

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Speaker 1: over big predictions for the year twenty twenty six. He

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Speaker 1: also predicted that there would be civil war.

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Speaker 2: No, I still have much to do, so.

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Speaker 1: Quadrans He mentions the water's overflowing with blood. Qualities of

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Speaker 1: regional violence or civil unrest in and around Europe.

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Speaker 3: Oh so here we're starting off twenty six in a

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Speaker 3: great movie.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of protests going on in Iran right now.

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Speaker 4: There always is, but there is right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, some analysis even connect the blood imagery in norodomisis

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Speaker 1: quadring about this civil war metaphorically to advances in stem

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Speaker 1: cell use.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting.

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Speaker 1: So it could be something with stem cell research.

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Speaker 4: They do use a lot of stem cells, they do

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Speaker 4: skincare and medicine.

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Speaker 2: Guys, Why, well, that's actually a good thing. That's a

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Speaker 2: good thing.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, we saved my daughter's stem cell.

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Speaker 2: Wait seriously, yeah, what does it do? Like what did

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Speaker 2: you use it for?

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Speaker 3: They keep like a sliver of it, like a microscopic

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Speaker 3: sliver of it, so that later on, if she comes

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Speaker 3: up with some kind of illness or whatever, there's ways

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Speaker 3: for them to look at her DNA.

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Speaker 4: WHOA, I just wonder what the controvercial use of it

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Speaker 4: would be, Like robots, robots kate stem cells.

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Speaker 3: What they're worried about people making new organs and then

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Speaker 3: new people and things like that, Like they're worried about

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Speaker 3: cloning in that y stuff.

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Speaker 2: You can make a twin, how freaking fun?

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Speaker 1: Or you could make an extra spleen. What what they

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Speaker 1: in your passenger seat? And then you would never get

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Speaker 1: pulled over like you we're in the carpool a.

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Speaker 3: You see my style passenger seat? You know what?

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Speaker 1: Is another prediction that no shre damis made about twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty six. Also said there will be a big conflict

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Speaker 1: at sea.

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Speaker 3: Hmmm.

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Speaker 1: There's a line in one of his quadrains about voists

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Speaker 1: and galleys around seven ships. It's read as a maritime

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Speaker 1: conflict prophecy. Interpreters link it to heightened naval tinches, tensions

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Speaker 1: and congested water in South China, potential classes clashes among

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Speaker 1: nations with overlapping maritime claims, broader geographical friction involving naval

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Speaker 1: power projection. You're speaking right right, Yeah, I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what I said, but I know naval conflict is

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Speaker 1: what they're saying.

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Speaker 2: That that means, is there.

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Speaker 4: Anything positive that's set to come out of twenty twenty six?

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Speaker 1: Um, not as of yet as I'm reading these, but

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking it could be aliens too, as are in

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Speaker 1: the ocean.

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Speaker 3: There always can be aliens.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean they're in the ocean. Aliens

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Speaker 2: are all over the ocean, bro What Yeah, you haven't

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Speaker 2: heard about this.

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Speaker 4: There's like sightings of all these UFOs coming straight out

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Speaker 4: of the water.

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Speaker 3: The water.

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Speaker 4: What part of the world is it again? It's like, uh,

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Speaker 4: all over like South America.

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Speaker 2: Are we sure they're not dolphins coming out of the

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Speaker 2: ocean and just jumping back in difference.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, don't have huge lights and don't come

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Speaker 1: from down from the sky into the water because you have.

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Speaker 4: Host them have flippers.

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Speaker 3: It's been watching too many cartoons.

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Speaker 1: What's another one of nore dominance's major predictions for twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty six A plague of bees? But that's all metaphorical.

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Speaker 1: A great swarm of bees. That's a metaphor meaning major

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Speaker 1: political shifts. Oh, possible symbolic readings, the rise of collective

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Speaker 1: movements or ideologies that spread rapidly, like a hive mind.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, interesting.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea what that word means.

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Speaker 2: Terrifying.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to hive mind?

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Speaker 2: One mind takes over everything and like mind, yeah, thanks

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Speaker 2: for everybody.

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Speaker 1: Essentially yes, So basically hive mind or a group thing,

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Speaker 1: because it also says social media driven collective action or

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Speaker 1: unrest on social media.

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Speaker 2: Think about it, we kind of have a hive mind

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Speaker 2: on social media.

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Speaker 1: It's already happening yeah, exactly, So there you go. Those

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Speaker 1: are no Damis's big predictions for twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 2: Do you think No Jeramas ever talks to the Simpsons,

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Speaker 2: because I feel like they both be predicting things like

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Speaker 2: every single year for the.

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Speaker 1: Did you guys hear this is also correct all the

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Speaker 1: time on weird things.

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Speaker 4: You might have referenced snoster Damis to look like they

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Speaker 4: were smart. But I heard this really crazy conspiracy theory

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Speaker 4: over the weekend that in August we're supposed to lose

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Speaker 4: gravity for seven seconds.

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Speaker 3: What I'm going to jump so high?

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Speaker 2: And finally.

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Speaker 4: It was sweet no, but there could be a big

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Speaker 4: problem of because if you're not prepared to lose gravity

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Speaker 4: in that seven seconds, like you're supposed to be like

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Speaker 4: preparing for where you are, have soft landing, like have

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Speaker 4: stuff that's like anchored to the floor that you can

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Speaker 4: hold on to seven seconds.

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Speaker 3: Weigh yourself and take a selfie with the weight on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, counting down to when that happens

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Speaker 1: so they can weigh themselves.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I've lost so much