Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode of my
Speaker 1: favorite podcast, Alchemy. This I am your guest host, Chris Alvarado.
Speaker 1: I am sitting in for Kevin Pollock. Yes, that Kevin Pollock.
Speaker 1: It's hard to sit in his seat, you know, it's
Speaker 1: hard to take over this position. But he's trusting me
Speaker 1: with it, and I am so happy to the Tool.
Speaker 1: I I messed up that word. Now now I'm flailing
Speaker 1: in the intro. Everybody, We're going down, but I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull this plane up and we are back.
Speaker 1: We are back. It's not just me. You heard me
Speaker 1: say a tool's name. I'm joined by other Alchemists. So
Speaker 1: let's say hello to them, in no particular order. We're
Speaker 1: gonna start with James Heeney. Hi, James, Hi, I got
Speaker 1: a little scared there. I gotta hello. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: You're good. You're good. You're good, James, James, I have
Speaker 1: a question for you. Okay, do you have a good
Speaker 1: relationship with your primary physician? No? No, I I had
Speaker 1: not been to the doctor in almost twenty years, and
Speaker 1: I might my primary care physician in January. We've had
Speaker 1: a great like forty five minutes together and all my
Speaker 1: things came back great, luckily, except I have to stop
Speaker 1: eating hashbrows as much and now I eat oatmeal. But
Speaker 1: I love it, you know, it's great. Wow, Well, well
Speaker 1: are you gonna are you going to develop this relationship?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna keep going back around? I was supposed
Speaker 1: to schedule another another one in March, and well it's
Speaker 1: thet and it didn't happen. So but once I got
Speaker 1: all those numbers back and it was so good, I
Speaker 1: was like, well, I can go another twenty years. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's how it works. Um, well, you heard
Speaker 1: her chiming in, so let's say hello to her. Everybody
Speaker 1: makes a noise for Jackie der Ruthy. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous in the chest now, James, I'm nervous in
Speaker 1: the chest. I am all about preventative care, and um,
Speaker 1: you should be seeing a doctor once a year. It
Speaker 1: is free to just do the preventative wellness situation stuff.
Speaker 1: You should be seeing a dermatologist. You're a fair man.
Speaker 1: You should be. I mean, there are things so I'm
Speaker 1: getting I'm a little heated. I'm a little nervous in
Speaker 1: the chest, to be honest, after hearing that well, once
Speaker 1: I started eating oatmeal, the nervousness in my chest went away.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think the oatmeal was a cure. Girl.
Speaker 1: But Jackie, you said you're getting heated, right, and it's
Speaker 1: no it's no secret that you are a fan of
Speaker 1: the Miami Heat. That's right. My question for you, though,
Speaker 1: is are you actually good at playing basketball? If you
Speaker 1: actually ball or you are you just a fan? To
Speaker 1: tell you I've never balled in my life would be
Speaker 1: the truth. I never played. I was, I'm not. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not athletic. Maybe I'm athletic, but I'm not a
Speaker 1: contact sport girl. I just never kind of did it.
Speaker 1: I was a leader and then uh, which is its
Speaker 1: own sport and its own right. And then I did
Speaker 1: like theater and danced, which is also athletic in its
Speaker 1: own right. But I never dabbled. I had asthma. And
Speaker 1: running and I are not friends. Though dancing and I
Speaker 1: are friends. There's something also when I run, I get
Speaker 1: I've tried it a couple of times, and I get
Speaker 1: full body hives. Uh, my body is not used to
Speaker 1: a circulation, and I get so itchy, like I am.
Speaker 1: I'm in so much pain. I ran with my husband
Speaker 1: Pat before once and he was like, never again, Jackie,
Speaker 1: like this is so embarrassing, and I was like, but
Speaker 1: I'm so like look at me, like it's not just
Speaker 1: that I'm saying I'm itchy, Like you can see how
Speaker 1: red my body is, and like also like the parts
Speaker 1: that get red first, like the jigliat parts. And so
Speaker 1: he's like, pull your shorts down, like stop showing me
Speaker 1: your ass, Like, but look, how I just I haven't
Speaker 1: spent a lot of time with you. I guess I
Speaker 1: don't know. I haven't. I've spent more time with you
Speaker 1: online than I have in person. I just can't imagine
Speaker 1: these giggly parts of you. You know, everyone has, everybody,
Speaker 1: you know, that's the thing. Everybody has jiggly parts. And
Speaker 1: you can be a petite, a sweet, petite princess like
Speaker 1: me and still have jiggli jiggli situations. I will not
Speaker 1: take up all of this time, but it's a natural
Speaker 1: part of the body. Yes, yes, I did, and tell
Speaker 1: you how to preventative care situation search we couldn't find
Speaker 1: any I do. I love I love watching basketball and
Speaker 1: I really want to play, but my feet have been
Speaker 1: sucked up for two years, and so that is my
Speaker 1: main goal is like, once I get my feet back
Speaker 1: to a hundred, I want to start playing basketball. But
Speaker 1: when I say that, I'm like, no, I want to
Speaker 1: shoot around. I don't want to. Can you imagine how
Speaker 1: cute would be if you and Craig were just met
Speaker 1: up met up on Tuesday mornings to shoot around for
Speaker 1: a couple of hours. That would be so cute. I
Speaker 1: would love and it would make sense because we lived
Speaker 1: at each other. Speaking of which, ladies and gentlemen makes
Speaker 1: the noise for Craig Ktkowski. Craig, when's the last time
Speaker 1: you got good and drunk, like a real nice one,
Speaker 1: you know, one of those like whoa, it's been a minute,
Speaker 1: it's within the last month, so it's it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it's probably not like an amusing anecdote. It's more
Speaker 1: like cry for help. No. I probably at most will
Speaker 1: drink one or two nights a week, you know, and
Speaker 1: usually you know, one and done. Um. But I think
Speaker 1: there's something about the pandemic and the lack of social
Speaker 1: opportunities that when we do have a social opportunity, I
Speaker 1: tend to go a little overboard. So just getting together
Speaker 1: with some friends from the neighborhood, and like the wine
Speaker 1: kept comment and nobody was saying no. And you know
Speaker 1: it's it's a two it's a two minute drive home,
Speaker 1: you know. Uh so, like the conditions were right, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I uh yeah, I I felt it the next day. Okay, regrets, no,
Speaker 1: And that's why you can drink. Drink. That's why I
Speaker 1: had to stop, because the next day it was all
Speaker 1: regrets for a full week. Okay, here we go movie
Speaker 1: speaking of a man who probably has no regrets. Let's
Speaker 1: make some noise for a tool saying everybody, you just
Speaker 1: got back from a long flight, just flew in last night,
Speaker 1: and now you are here available for us, and we
Speaker 1: appreciate that, we appreciate your time. There's my question for you,
Speaker 1: a tool. And I'm really just you're so fascinating. You know,
Speaker 1: my my dad met you at my wedding and he
Speaker 1: was a huge fan of yours. Everybody who meets you
Speaker 1: is such a huge fan of yours. That's true across
Speaker 1: the board. I'm wondering for yourself, do you allow yourself
Speaker 1: time to stop and smell the roses? Do you take
Speaker 1: time for a tool? I do? I think so? I
Speaker 1: think that's that's important for for a tool or anything small.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Before before I lived India, my dad
Speaker 1: has has this like a minivan type car. And I
Speaker 1: made a point to be like, hey, thanks for getting
Speaker 1: that car because it was we're in traffic quite a
Speaker 1: bit in India and it's nice to be in a
Speaker 1: big car. And it was just like I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta appreciate that having that car makes the traffic
Speaker 1: so bearable. And yeah, I was just like, I just
Speaker 1: gotta go say thanks. You know, I've been complaining about
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, so I was like, hey, I
Speaker 1: just wanna say that decision you made eight years ago
Speaker 1: to buy that car brilliant. So but yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: I am Facebook friends with my doctor James. Okay, I
Speaker 1: mean sho, I feel like this could be the whole show,
Speaker 1: but I guess people, I was just thinking, what is
Speaker 1: there a podcast that's just welcoming people and then you
Speaker 1: wrap it up like this is great, This is great.
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Speaker 1: us from listener Rebecca Schaefer. Hi, guys, thank you so
Speaker 1: very much for continuing to provide such high quality nonsense.
Speaker 1: It really is the finest. I just got back from
Speaker 1: a trip to Chicago and of course had to go
Speaker 1: to a Cubs game, which inspired my scene suggestion hot
Speaker 1: dog guy versus beer guy. Thanks for the last Beck's
Speaker 1: from Montana. Hot Dogs get your hat, dogs code beer
Speaker 1: code beer at dogs two for six dollars. You can't
Speaker 1: beat that deal. Dogs dogs cold beer too for five dollars?
Speaker 1: Could you stop shouting? Hey, let's going on, Jerry. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to sell some hot dogs and I think that
Speaker 1: people are getting confused and they keeping you shout over me. Well, Jerry,
Speaker 1: were the whole stadium? Sure, sure, but this is my section.
Speaker 1: You say that people can't have hot dogs and beer
Speaker 1: cold beer? It please stop it. I'm telling you, like,
Speaker 1: can I get a hot dog? Uh? Trying to watch
Speaker 1: the game here? Yes? My issues can't be your issues. Yes? Wait,
Speaker 1: what are your issues? It's the it's the bun of
Speaker 1: it all. I don't and I don't like the shape
Speaker 1: of it. It freaks me out. Then there's the goop
Speaker 1: inside condiments freaked me out, scare me. That's my issues.
Speaker 1: I don't want them to be your issues. Let's get
Speaker 1: you a hot dog. Dad's watching the game. Should we
Speaker 1: get him a hot dog? Let's get him a hot dog.
Speaker 1: Let's get him a hot dog. Sure, let's get him down.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we are not at home. This is embarrassing.
Speaker 1: And if you keep doing this to me, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm trying to raise a family. You know how expensive
Speaker 1: it is for an apartment in Chicago. Uh No, I
Speaker 1: I own you. You come in, you come in from
Speaker 1: the suburbs, and I live on wavelength. Right, I live
Speaker 1: on wavelength. It's expensive. You might catch a home run
Speaker 1: ball if I'm lucky, but most often I just catch
Speaker 1: a broken window. JA, maybe you need a code beer? Mom?
Speaker 1: Do you think I could try a beer? Okay, now
Speaker 1: you're pushing the buttons. Now you you said your issues
Speaker 1: are my issues. That's not an issue. That's legal. You
Speaker 1: have alcohol issues. I don't have alcohol issues. What are
Speaker 1: you trying to say? Every weekend you think I've got
Speaker 1: an alcohol issue? You think every weekend? How you change?
Speaker 1: I get a little different, a little loose, like a
Speaker 1: little dancy. I get a little fun. What's the problem
Speaker 1: with that? You're not twenty one. You're not getting a beer.
Speaker 1: If you don't mind me interrupting, I might say that
Speaker 1: your alcohol issue is that you don't have a cold beer.
Speaker 1: And this is definitely not a This is not a
Speaker 1: beer group right here are you? This is a mom
Speaker 1: andous son. You're looking for a goopie. Do not yell.
Speaker 1: I know this is I know what's your job, but
Speaker 1: to not yell in my facility. My husband will freak out.
Speaker 1: He is watching this guy's with you. It looks like
Speaker 1: it at all. I know. I'll take one hot dog please,
Speaker 1: right This one's extra goopie just for you. There you go, Jerry,
Speaker 1: you gotta say, and my mom will have one of
Speaker 1: those cold ones. Am I up to bat next? Or
Speaker 1: the running? Just kind of the rudding order, the batting order.
Speaker 1: I used to do theater in high school, and I
Speaker 1: guess you're always kind of confused. Yeah, we know, Jenkins,
Speaker 1: you always that was Puck. I shouldn't have to say
Speaker 1: in Midsummer's Night, that's Shakespeare. Um. But I switched to
Speaker 1: baseball because my father. Yeah, your ninth, your ninth in
Speaker 1: the coach? Are we talking? Are we talking previous theater experience?
Speaker 1: I was also in Midsummer Are you looking at Nick Bottom?
Speaker 1: At your service? I played Nick Bottom, the weaver, He
Speaker 1: turns into the donkey, Okay, don't be so proud. Well
Speaker 1: you just struck out, Okay, yeah, no, I felt bad
Speaker 1: about that. I overheard we're talking about our coach, coach
Speaker 1: before I go in. Do you want me to hit it?
Speaker 1: You know, like I usually do? Or like we tried
Speaker 1: the other day in rehearsal, rehear sorry practice, Sorry sorry.
Speaker 1: I used to do theater screen. Was a minor faery role,
Speaker 1: but it was still my role, a bit of a
Speaker 1: dance break. Okay, look, everybody gets cast in mid summer.
Speaker 1: I'd stream okay, like it's it's an easy Shakespeare play
Speaker 1: to do for high school and there's a lot of
Speaker 1: characters in it's you know what, what plays? Did you
Speaker 1: ever do? I did Corey Elanus? Oh, flashback to coaching
Speaker 1: Corey Elanus? Who whoa Corey that? Verily? I'd be Corey
Speaker 1: Corey oh Lanus' back. We made some changes to the
Speaker 1: to the script and it was more he was more
Speaker 1: irish than Roman. Oh Roman, I played Caesar. Um, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: look we need somebody at the plate right now. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't we Why are we fighting this this situation
Speaker 1: we have going on here? Why are we fighting this
Speaker 1: theater mapping over this ballgame. Why don't we just combine them, Coach, director,
Speaker 1: if I can call you that, don't call me that. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, okay, okay, But but how how how do
Speaker 1: we combine these two passions of yours? Well? Maybe for starters.
Speaker 1: You know, I do a little better when I'm a
Speaker 1: little ease back on the plate, So maybe I should
Speaker 1: be standing a bit upstage, you know, in terms of
Speaker 1: me at home plate situation. Look, whatever helps you get
Speaker 1: a hit, if you want to call it upstage, down stage,
Speaker 1: And coach, I was thinking lately, when I've been batting,
Speaker 1: I've been kind of playing to the guys in front
Speaker 1: of me. Maybe I should play to the back of
Speaker 1: the house. Maybe I might hit some more home runs
Speaker 1: than project really projecting. Well, yeah, because you've been bunting
Speaker 1: every time, right, and non bunt situations, right, Okay, a
Speaker 1: home run would be nice if you want to call
Speaker 1: that playing to h the crowd in the back. Sure, sure,
Speaker 1: project project the ball all the way out of the
Speaker 1: fucking park. Uh, Security Security, Hi, I'm hot, thought guy,
Speaker 1: um and I and I want to keep this between
Speaker 1: you and me, but I'd like to report, uh, you
Speaker 1: know ed the beer guy. He just he just sold
Speaker 1: a beer to an underage person, and I would hate
Speaker 1: to see the whole stadium get shut down, you know,
Speaker 1: so you might want to take his license and kick
Speaker 1: him out of here. I'll tell you, I've been doing
Speaker 1: this job for a long time. One thing, there's one
Speaker 1: thing that I hate, uh huh, and that's a rat
Speaker 1: of what somebody who tattle tales. But but but I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to make a same thing. It's clearly not
Speaker 1: he sold a beard to somebody for a mom, quote unquote,
Speaker 1: but it was clearly for the kids. Come on, so
Speaker 1: if you were in the mob and somebody committed a murder,
Speaker 1: you would go and tell somebody is this is this
Speaker 1: a trick question? Like they do in interviews for chops,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't join the mob. What kind of interviews are
Speaker 1: you going on? Family business? Slinging dogs, slinging goopy dogs
Speaker 1: at at the Cup is a family business. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: dad sold goopy dogs. I sell goopy dogs, and if
Speaker 1: I have kids one day, it's going to continue in
Speaker 1: the family tradition of two to three. Well, hey there, Jackey,
Speaker 1: what's going on here? What are you guys talking about?
Speaker 1: It's just the game. Oh god, we're talking about how
Speaker 1: he kept doing this year. Well, they're in last place
Speaker 1: like usual, but they stopped bunting for once, which is nice.
Speaker 1: We're just talking. We're just talking about his intergenerational family
Speaker 1: of hot dogs on. Yeah. Well, I come from a
Speaker 1: long line of biggers. You can't imagine what it's like
Speaker 1: in your household. Well, you know, my father started serving
Speaker 1: beer eighty years ago and earned enough money to buy
Speaker 1: a nice house in the suburbs. I don't have to
Speaker 1: do this. I don't even take a salary. I just
Speaker 1: love serving copy. Jeez, Mom, you're gonna have to talk
Speaker 1: a little out. I mean we are at the game.
Speaker 1: Dad hasn't even looked over at us. Yeah, he's in
Speaker 1: the zone. You know when he watches sports, he's got
Speaker 1: his blinders on. He's just looking forward. He's in the zone. Honey.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm not sure if you're noticing, but oh
Speaker 1: my god, this team, this team is playing completely different today.
Speaker 1: Belt in the balls, way out of the park. Something's changed.
Speaker 1: I love it all right, and you having it okay? Good?
Speaker 1: And I love you Dad, So that works out great.
Speaker 1: Don't just keep it down, don't you're pushing it. You
Speaker 1: aren't pushing it, Mark, can I get one ship? You're
Speaker 1: pushing it again. You're really pushing it today, really pushing
Speaker 1: it to batting Herb Kowalski first base, sag equity after.
Speaker 1: I think, wow, he's doing like a little Charleston on
Speaker 1: that plate. To prepare himself. Look at that, you see
Speaker 1: to take a little take a page out of these
Speaker 1: players books and change it up. Change it up for yourself,
Speaker 1: because this you comporting yourself at these games. We don't
Speaker 1: stop coming, you don't stop misbehaving, and I can't blame
Speaker 1: myself as the mother. I won't do it. I won't
Speaker 1: take any you know, must bill, We'll take it, you know. Uh, honey, honey,
Speaker 1: what what are you talking about? Oh? Now you're in
Speaker 1: the family. Oh now you're in the family. Just wanted
Speaker 1: to check in. How is everything going with that cold bear?
Speaker 1: I gave your son? You're the one who gave my
Speaker 1: son cold. I got it for you. I got it
Speaker 1: for you. And now obviously you've had a few SIPs
Speaker 1: because you're really wilding out. Now, all right, everybody, the
Speaker 1: cats out of the bag. I'm loose as a goose.
Speaker 1: I'm loose as a Goose. Last game, my son punched
Speaker 1: me in the face, so you can't imagine that this game,
Speaker 1: I want to real admit a little bit. I want
Speaker 1: him to be a little more comportant. And you're over here,
Speaker 1: look out that ball. That ball broke the fourth wall.
Speaker 1: And here we are at the top of the fourth inning,
Speaker 1: and once again always joined with my partner Steven Franklin,
Speaker 1: and what the Cubs are really at the bottom this year.
Speaker 1: But what do you think that's gonna be something that's
Speaker 1: gonna help them turn it around? Steve? Well, I think
Speaker 1: the one thing that would if I was going to
Speaker 1: be out on the field and I was playing baseball,
Speaker 1: I try to make sure that every time a ball
Speaker 1: came at me, I knocked at the hill out of
Speaker 1: the park. Good strategy, Steve. Steve's always that's that's what
Speaker 1: I do when I play baseball, or when I did
Speaker 1: when I was a professional baseball player. But you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: our careers don't last that long. Excuse to me. And
Speaker 1: I'm sir Ian McKellen and was asked to provide play
Speaker 1: by play, if you will, a commentary on today's game.
Speaker 1: Sure there's the mic right there, going pick that up
Speaker 1: and put on the home Great. Great, I don't need
Speaker 1: to be amplified, sir, as I project from my dietphram. Alright, great, Surrey,
Speaker 1: and it's a pleasured to have you. Ley, gentlemen, were
Speaker 1: joined by Surrey and come into us a live from
Speaker 1: here in studio. And why don't you take this next
Speaker 1: pitch coming up? Big black Bucks, bleed blue blood. That
Speaker 1: fastball shut up pass because he hit it. He hit it,
Speaker 1: it didn't pass. It didn't pass him. Oh, the Cubs
Speaker 1: are really starting to turn around, sir. And it was
Speaker 1: absolutely correct. And uh, well, the home runs going on
Speaker 1: where I want to say that we're brought to you
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Speaker 1: Should we do an encore? They're they're cheering for us,
Speaker 1: not the game's over. We won. You don't do an encore.
Speaker 1: You can go out and bow to the crowd. I
Speaker 1: guess we'll do. We'll do certainly, also do a cool down, right,
Speaker 1: because we don't want any kind of fatigued lyre on.
Speaker 1: We want to cool it down, face right, whatever you
Speaker 1: need for somehow it worked today. Okay, guys, coach, do
Speaker 1: we have a u A Wednesday matinee? I mean a
Speaker 1: double header tomorrow. Don't call the matinees? All right, Yes,
Speaker 1: we do have a doubleheader, so gets so get some rest, guys,
Speaker 1: and protect your your throat with some some tea and honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: because vocal fatigue is a real thing. And I don't
Speaker 1: even know why I'm saying this. I'm both sucked into
Speaker 1: this theater thing, coach, Coach, would would you agree? Oh? Please? Uh,
Speaker 1: you're the bigger lead. You go first. I was just
Speaker 1: gonna say, would you agree that the scene? The scene's
Speaker 1: almost over because everyone's leaving the stands and stuff. What
Speaker 1: do you mean? Seen? This is my life up here
Speaker 1: and see what does that? What does that mean? Okay,
Speaker 1: let us go on to our second scene. He comes
Speaker 1: to us from listener Anny Tanner. No, yeah, he has
Speaker 1: every time. Oh my god, it's a good name. Danny
Speaker 1: Tanner says, hello, alchemist. The scene suggestion is for everyone's
Speaker 1: favorite baby boy, Chris. Yeah. The suggestion is surfs up
Speaker 1: dude from Danny in Saskatchewan. Oh man, those waves are crushed, Chan,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out there. I can't wait, all right,
Speaker 1: just gonna be be by myself all up. Oh hey
Speaker 1: you you you're going out to the waves over there? Yeah? Man, uh,
Speaker 1: you know what, there's nobody's super today, right, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: what did you say? I said, you notice there's nobody's
Speaker 1: surfing out there today, right, No, it's just gonna be
Speaker 1: me in the ocean. There's a shark out there. There's
Speaker 1: just shark out There was a lot of rain, and
Speaker 1: the rain brought a lot of debris, and the sharks
Speaker 1: are eating up the debris like they're hungry, hungry hippos.
Speaker 1: You gotta be careful. I go up north if I
Speaker 1: were you. I'm sorry you said that the rain brought
Speaker 1: in a lot of debris, and the debris brought in
Speaker 1: a lot of sharks. I don't know if you know
Speaker 1: how this works, but a lot of the like debris
Speaker 1: on the streets came out into the water, and of
Speaker 1: course it's like hamburger bones and stuff like that out
Speaker 1: in the ocean. Sharks come in gobble it up, and
Speaker 1: when they're done, if they eat at all, they're gonna
Speaker 1: get surfers. So what I'd say is go up north,
Speaker 1: and there's no no sharks up there. No debris up there,
Speaker 1: don't don't They're all the sharks are coming right down here.
Speaker 1: I'm trying trying and tell you look around, you see
Speaker 1: any of the surfers, Hey, Steph, I wouldn't go out
Speaker 1: there if I were you. It looks pretty sharky today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm totally one with the sharks. Not I know,
Speaker 1: I know, And I think that's the conversation we need
Speaker 1: to have. Hey, Sky, come in here. When I went
Speaker 1: into that sound bath, I became one with the sharks,
Speaker 1: and they guaranteed me that within that uh, within that,
Speaker 1: don't Sky? Hey, what's going on? Guys? I'm talking to
Speaker 1: her about the shark situation and then maybe she shouldn't
Speaker 1: go on today because of the sharks. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 1: of sharks. But but what are you doing? Sky? But
Speaker 1: you know, I gotta say, like if you can you know,
Speaker 1: catch a sweet wave, you know, uh like narrowly avoiding
Speaker 1: uh shark, then I mean then you're the ultimate. Then
Speaker 1: you're the ultimate, you know, So I gotta put that
Speaker 1: out there. You know, sharks aren't here to eat me. Sharks,
Speaker 1: you know, yes, like the way that they figured things
Speaker 1: out is with their mouth. But then once they're gonna
Speaker 1: taste like unless they've gone rogue and their rogue sharks
Speaker 1: who've gotten like, you know, a bit of like a
Speaker 1: flavor for the humans. Like they're not going to you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like they're not They're gonna take
Speaker 1: an exploratory bite, an exploratory by, and it kind of
Speaker 1: depends on where the explorat ray bite comes from. It's
Speaker 1: like whether you're but Steff, remember the last time we
Speaker 1: were out there and you've got that huge barrel, you
Speaker 1: got so painted, right, and you were like that right,
Speaker 1: absolutely right. Well, I'm gonna be honest, I got scared.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe I wasn't gonna see my little gram anymore. Greg,
Speaker 1: are you trying to tell me something? Because if it's
Speaker 1: about the sharks, it's about the sharks. But if it's
Speaker 1: about you wanting to get with this, then that's a
Speaker 1: whole another conversation that we need to have. Bow maybe
Speaker 1: at eight o'clock Saturday night. I am free. I love
Speaker 1: their garlic, not I would go fucking eight for that,
Speaker 1: oh man, garlic not to look at Look out the window.
Speaker 1: Look there's one surfer out there. I don't recognize hithing.
Speaker 1: He's not local. A nube. What are you trying to
Speaker 1: distract me from? Like me and you're getting together? I
Speaker 1: don't know you just I just tossed that like, yeah,
Speaker 1: remind me of that one time I got that a footer.
Speaker 1: Remind me bro the second guys, the nube is surrounded
Speaker 1: by finn and what it? All right? We got him surrounded.
Speaker 1: That's uh, who's gonna take the first bite? I want
Speaker 1: to exploratory bite on him. Well, you're a newbie. You
Speaker 1: should wait till talk him. Grandpa should go first. Grandpa's
Speaker 1: the oldest. To your grandpa, what do you what is? Grandpa? Well, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't think these old teeth can handle anything other
Speaker 1: than stale hamburger. But no, no, Grandpa, you still got
Speaker 1: You saw your doctor this year. You're in great shape.
Speaker 1: All right? What if? What if I chewing up in
Speaker 1: baby bird? It to your grandpa? Alright, grows gross gross.
Speaker 1: It's at least do me the honor of letting me
Speaker 1: have an exploratory bite. Yeah, that makes sense. Grandpa goes first. Alright,
Speaker 1: Grandpa goes. If he surfed back around, Grandpa goes first.
Speaker 1: We all agree. Hey, dude, dude, put your feet up
Speaker 1: on your board. Don't let him dangle down there. My
Speaker 1: feet are dangling, dude, you don't do that. Put your
Speaker 1: feet on the board. I already warned him not to
Speaker 1: go out there. I don't know what the hell he's
Speaker 1: doing out there. Who's up, Lifeguard, Luke? You three know
Speaker 1: I'm about to go out there, right, You're not gonna
Speaker 1: go out there and join them. I'm only gonna go
Speaker 1: I'm not going out there. But as Steph goes out there,
Speaker 1: you know I got to go out there. She's got
Speaker 1: my heart on my leash, my leash with its barring
Speaker 1: my leash. What and if they both go out there,
Speaker 1: then it's probably covered and Sky doesn't have to Sky won't.
Speaker 1: Sky won't, Skuy won't. But but right now it looks
Speaker 1: like all those all those sharks are circling that guy
Speaker 1: out there. Well, I've warned New Bruni, I'm not going
Speaker 1: out there, and I'm not gonna help him. He should
Speaker 1: have known, he should have gone north, but he didn't.
Speaker 1: Isn't it your job? Isn't your job to help serve
Speaker 1: and protect? Look at all those fins. You think I
Speaker 1: want to go out there and get bit bro bro,
Speaker 1: get one with the shark, Get off your board, circle
Speaker 1: it yourself takes to the left, fence to the right. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna get off my board alright, shark,
Speaker 1: So it's uh, we're gonna let grandpa go first. What
Speaker 1: the hell he's just he's getting in here. Wait? Wait,
Speaker 1: are we sure this guy, this thing is not half shark?
Speaker 1: Oh he's swimming with us. Now, maybe he's half shart. Grandpa.
Speaker 1: Do you recognize him? Yeah, he looks familiar. Alright, so
Speaker 1: maybe he's shark. Maybe he's look but don't don't ask me.
Speaker 1: When's the last It's more about smell and taste anyway
Speaker 1: with shark. That's right, that's right, we know that. Well.
Speaker 1: I lost my sense of smell and taste a couple
Speaker 1: of days ago. I don't know if I'll be able
Speaker 1: to do it. You lost your smell and taste? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you're sick, dude. You got comment covid shark, stay
Speaker 1: at home covid sharks. But I wanted to go to school, Steff, stuff,
Speaker 1: where are you going? I have to get in there.
Speaker 1: He's flailing, he's absolutely flailing. I don't want to I
Speaker 1: don't want to keep you from doing what your heart
Speaker 1: is telling you you need to do well. I'm not
Speaker 1: coming out there to we know, we know, Luke, we
Speaker 1: don't made it very clear. I don't want you to
Speaker 1: come made it very clear. I really don't want that. Greg.
Speaker 1: I'm going out there and I'm making you a solid promise.
Speaker 1: I am coming back and we're gonna go to Buccanepo
Speaker 1: and fill our taste buttons. The water's cold, the water's cold.
Speaker 1: All right, you better get going stuff, We better get going, okay,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna have that garl it. Go get him broa. Okay, wait, Greg,
Speaker 1: I feel like there's been like a turd. I feel
Speaker 1: like now you're bra and like it's like like fuel
Speaker 1: the water, you know, like and like you'll see the shark.
Speaker 1: So that's it. Just go get him, getting gut him.
Speaker 1: But I just want to nail down this date first
Speaker 1: and like make sure we have that in the books
Speaker 1: for me to look forward to, because you know how
Speaker 1: they say like like surgery patients need to have hope exactly.
Speaker 1: I just came guys, I just came back from book
Speaker 1: and a Beppo and you weren't kidding about these garlic knots.
Speaker 1: They're insane. That's what I'm saying, Gregg. Yeah, so Saturday
Speaker 1: night a PM. That's when I'm pree. That's like a
Speaker 1: perfect date. Not he's going under you better get in
Speaker 1: there stuff. Yeah, I just want to Oh you, old shark.
Speaker 1: Do you recognize me? Grandpa? Is he talking to you? Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: old shark. Do you understand me? Yes? I do. Touch
Speaker 1: your nose to my nose? What the hell is this
Speaker 1: guy doing? Right? Am I holding my breath along? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm part shark, aren't I? I think you are? You are.
Speaker 1: I'm finally with my people. Stay away from him. He's sick.
Speaker 1: This guy's got COVID. You're supposed to stay home. He's
Speaker 1: got COVID. It's just garbage. It's just garbage. And my gills, Steph,
Speaker 1: you came back. Was that guy dead or what? He's
Speaker 1: super dead? Turns out he's very very dead. But his
Speaker 1: his corpse have a smile on its face, and I
Speaker 1: think he went to a better place, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I let him out. I left him out there
Speaker 1: because yeah, you know, what goes around goes around to
Speaker 1: the ground, and he composition. I gotta get back to sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just um, let's just nail down a PM. Guys, guys,
Speaker 1: you gotta help me with this chicken parm because the
Speaker 1: portions are ridiculous and I definitely want to go there
Speaker 1: and try things for sure. Like the portions are almost
Speaker 1: a split, right, like they like a perfect family size family.
Speaker 1: And welcome to Bucca to peppose. My name is Charles
Speaker 1: and I'll be taking care of you. How many of
Speaker 1: you in your party? How many? How many? How many
Speaker 1: do we have? Guys? I think I think there's six
Speaker 1: in our school and that okay, see three comes to
Speaker 1: us from Alchemy v I p. Nathaniel Jacobs. Daniel says, Hey, Alchemist,
Speaker 1: you've got the best comedy podcast, if not the best
Speaker 1: podcast period. Thank you for being the high point of
Speaker 1: my entertainment every week. And I want to say how
Speaker 1: honored I am for you to read my message during
Speaker 1: the triumphant, long awaited permanent return of Vanessa. I can
Speaker 1: fantasize right. I became a patroon a few months ago,
Speaker 1: and I strongly encourage everyone else who enjoys alchemy this
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Speaker 1: hours of alchemy. This It was the best five dollars
Speaker 1: I ever spent as for my scene suggestion. And I
Speaker 1: carefully listen every time Chris says you wear this ahead
Speaker 1: of time, right, Kevin, And I think I got a
Speaker 1: pretty good sense of what to avoid. Will see the
Speaker 1: suggestion Indigo sincerely, and please never stop. Not no, that's
Speaker 1: that's the that's a purple. I think it's more of
Speaker 1: a more of an indigo. I mean, you're the paint guy.
Speaker 1: I guess you'll know. Did you want me to mix
Speaker 1: it up for you guys? Or do you want to
Speaker 1: check out some other palettes? Do you have something between
Speaker 1: between between purple and indigo, like something on the spectrum?
Speaker 1: Because I know it's roy g BIV and the eye
Speaker 1: is right there next to the v. Uh, So where
Speaker 1: where does purple fall between indigo and violent? It's hard
Speaker 1: because the eyes also right next to the bright for blue, right,
Speaker 1: so we know, right? Um, you know, I mean not personally,
Speaker 1: but yeah, because he's not real, you're not kind of
Speaker 1: did you guys say, you know you know Roy g
Speaker 1: Are you friends of Roy giv? I mean we're familiar
Speaker 1: with his work. Oh so you're not affiliated with this society? Okay,
Speaker 1: never mind anxiety? What was that about? Um? I think
Speaker 1: that bear actually has a strip that might be really interesting.
Speaker 1: Were you guys? What? What? What society? I'm right now,
Speaker 1: I'm a member of the Worlster Club, the Beverly Club,
Speaker 1: the Soho Club. But I'm not in whatever this is.
Speaker 1: He comes from money, don't don't start with That's not
Speaker 1: my fault. I'm not ashamed of it. I'm not gonna apologize. No, No,
Speaker 1: I want to be in that club Perry Winkle. People
Speaker 1: really love Perry Winkle. People who like who are in
Speaker 1: that Violet Indigo situation. I mean, I don't know Perry
Speaker 1: Winkle personally, but I was invited to to Pee Diddy's
Speaker 1: White Party six years in a row. I'm in the
Speaker 1: A list groups wherever they are. I want to find
Speaker 1: out what that clubs. That's all right. And now you're
Speaker 1: painting houses, that's cool, that's cool. Do it, do it.
Speaker 1: I don't give the money. Hey, Rick, how's uh? How
Speaker 1: are things going over here? And plumbing it's pretty shitty.
Speaker 1: You know hey, um, you know, um, you know how
Speaker 1: you've been wondering why some of us go to happy
Speaker 1: hour but you can never find the bar. Yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think we might just give you the
Speaker 1: address tonight, My fucking god, hold on one second, let
Speaker 1: me get my notebook out. No no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no hold on. Okay, okay, two things here, Rick.
Speaker 1: One you can't write anything down, and two, you can't
Speaker 1: say anything to anybody. I didn't say anything yet. I
Speaker 1: just told my wife. It was gonna see. You can't.
Speaker 1: If you tell your wife anymore, we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: either kill her or are you you killer? I don't care, Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to come and hang out with the boys.
Speaker 1: I didn't work at a I didn't work at a
Speaker 1: home building place to hang out by myself drink alone
Speaker 1: at a bar because I thought you were going to
Speaker 1: down unders and nobody's there. We told you. I think
Speaker 1: we told you down on Honors one time. Yeah you did, Yes,
Speaker 1: you godd have did all right. We had to know that,
Speaker 1: you had to know that you were good. I'm really good.
Speaker 1: Where name? Please? Are you on the list? I'm Rick, Rick, Rick,
Speaker 1: And do you need the full name Rick Prentice, Rick Prentiss,
Speaker 1: Rick Prentiss, Rick Prentiss, Rick Prentiss. It's possible that I
Speaker 1: don't know that they know my last name, so I
Speaker 1: just start with Rick. Thet What what's the past word,
Speaker 1: Rick Prentiss? Password? The past? Is it? Friendship? Is friendship
Speaker 1: from work? Is it? It's I can tell you the
Speaker 1: password is not friendship from work? Just try friendship? Just
Speaker 1: try friendship. What do you mean, just try it? I
Speaker 1: mean this is the place they told me to go.
Speaker 1: My name's Rick, him on the list. I'm sorry, Rick Prentice.
Speaker 1: If you don't know the password, you cannot be admitted
Speaker 1: to the society tonight. Rick, we missed you last night. Man.
Speaker 1: We had a good time. We had a good time, man,
Speaker 1: a really good time. You forgot to mention the password.
Speaker 1: I gotta get back to work. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no no no. Here's who's making pains today, like
Speaker 1: gold me. No, you didn't give me the password. That
Speaker 1: was on purpose. You made me look like an idiot.
Speaker 1: I cried in front of a man last night. Hey,
Speaker 1: at least you know, at least you know that you
Speaker 1: know things are happening. That didn't even look like a bar.
Speaker 1: It wasn't people, wasn't. Yeah, we wear hoods and robes
Speaker 1: and cloaks. We call them cloaks. Okay, some of us here,
Speaker 1: some of them is here, have proven that we can
Speaker 1: show up and get rejected and be okay and hopefully
Speaker 1: next time they get the password. Okay, sorry, how's your wife?
Speaker 1: She's good? Okay? Good? My eyes red eyes read, they're
Speaker 1: a little ready. What's your face? Name? Please? Um? Felix
Speaker 1: Alder the third, Felix Alder, the third, and the password
Speaker 1: society Roy right this way, Mr Alder, thank you? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: oh he's with me. Wait wait wait wait no, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: he's not with you. Could I get your name please? Rick?
Speaker 1: You might remember me. The is the guy that was
Speaker 1: here last night, Prentice, Rick Prentice. I wasn't here last night.
Speaker 1: You weren't, Rick Prentice. Oh yes, yes, you're on the
Speaker 1: list and the password O god Bob. I was hoping
Speaker 1: to get transferred away from Paints if I could do
Speaker 1: maybe stock room something, not with them, direct with customer.
Speaker 1: You you don't want to be direct to customers. People.
Speaker 1: People are dying to work with customers. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: it's not. Yeah, so then maybe those people should work
Speaker 1: with them. I'm feeling like it's maybe not a great
Speaker 1: fit for me. So um, but I would do really
Speaker 1: well in the stock room. Throw on some you know, earphones,
Speaker 1: listen to some podcasts, and and just get on with
Speaker 1: my day, you know, like that. I would like know
Speaker 1: what happens in the stock room, stock things, and you
Speaker 1: do inventory, and it's a lot of listening that. I'm
Speaker 1: actually very strong. That's exactly what happens there. My arms
Speaker 1: don't look strong, but the thing is you have to
Speaker 1: lift with your legs, and my legs are very strong.
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to look at him, So no, I'm
Speaker 1: not asking you to look at This is why I can't.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be with people, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't do the whole customer thing. You're very awkward.
Speaker 1: It's not good for me. It's not good for my
Speaker 1: mental health. No, no, well, hey, no, say no more.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna move you over. But be aware
Speaker 1: of Gary back there, right Gary, he works in the
Speaker 1: stock room. Just you know what, why do you employ
Speaker 1: someone that you need to be wary the other employees?
Speaker 1: Of he's this is a problem, Bob. No, No, he's
Speaker 1: he's actually Gary's last name is Low, So I can't
Speaker 1: you understand being at a Low's. Gary gets to do
Speaker 1: whatever job he wants to do. But he's not a danger,
Speaker 1: there's no. No, I just need to be aware that
Speaker 1: he'll be like a little upty and annoying. No, like,
Speaker 1: so you don't get caught off guard when you walk
Speaker 1: back there and Gary's there, be aware, like be watch out,
Speaker 1: watch out, So there is some kind of danger. No,
Speaker 1: just if you're going around the corner, I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: watch out. There's If there's danger, then maybe I should
Speaker 1: stay out on the floor because at least it's a
Speaker 1: public place and I have eyes on me, and there's
Speaker 1: like people to back me up and corroborate any story. Robert. No,
Speaker 1: there's no murders. Listen. I don't know. I don't You're
Speaker 1: really you're really confusing me, Bob, and you're really kind
Speaker 1: of freaking me out. No, I'm not trying. I can't
Speaker 1: leave you on the floor. Now, now that you said
Speaker 1: you're awkward with customers, putting you in the stock room,
Speaker 1: send Gary to the front. I did not say that
Speaker 1: I'm awkward with customers. I said that maybe it's not
Speaker 1: my strong suit. Um, that I would feel more comfortable
Speaker 1: doing a loner job. Do you want my job? Is
Speaker 1: that what you want? I'll just give it to you here.
Speaker 1: We'll switch. You wear this name tag, I'll wear yours.
Speaker 1: Do I get full benefits? Yeah, it's full switcher. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thanks Bob. We know. Welcome. Don't say anything. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: everybody was sitting in. You're a new member, alright, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the Enna sanctum, Rick Prentice, Rick p Now, Rick,
Speaker 1: you may have noticed that you cannot see our faces,
Speaker 1: but we can see yours. You haven't earned the rights
Speaker 1: to put face covering on just yet. Uh huh? And
Speaker 1: is the right? And nimity is a right? And right?
Speaker 1: The spotlight is really like it's bright, so it's really
Speaker 1: hard to see any We can put your word back outside, Rick,
Speaker 1: if you'd like. No, no, no, no, no, no no
Speaker 1: no no. Police. Where on the color spectrum do you lie?
Speaker 1: Rick Prentice? Color spectrum yellow yellow, yellow, Then place yourself
Speaker 1: in the spectrum. Um, I this is where do you lie?
Speaker 1: Find it? Rick? I guess just w are you? Rick?
Speaker 1: Let's see just after it seems a little strange that
Speaker 1: I'm after Orange, and then it's it's before it doesn't
Speaker 1: I guess right here is this correct? Between Orange? Hey? Rick? Um,
Speaker 1: quick thing, dude, Um, we're not We kind of don't
Speaker 1: want you to come back, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Last night out and like you know, but you're going
Speaker 1: to go to the same place and it's the same password. Right.
Speaker 1: I don't I mean probably don't, but don't take guys. Sorry, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't mean to, but you guys need to get
Speaker 1: back to work. Um, I'm the floor manager now, and girl,
Speaker 1: thought you were the paint girl. There's not a lot
Speaker 1: of changes here painter like the cute little paint girl.
Speaker 1: That's what we always call her. No, I'm the strong,
Speaker 1: the big strong floor manager now and the big strong
Speaker 1: floor manager now. And you're gonna need to sir. You're
Speaker 1: gonna need to buy something or get out, and sir,
Speaker 1: you're going to need to get back to the louver
Speaker 1: for wit second. Actually, no, actually work now. You don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't. When you leave the society, you leave employment
Speaker 1: as well. Oh my god, yeah, don't tell your wife
Speaker 1: ship honey, how did you what are you doing? Home
Speaker 1: at the doors close to blinds. Hold on, Oh boy,
Speaker 1: I've got a lot to tell you. So yello yellow
Speaker 1: yellow yellow yellow. Oh listen, I've been discharged from a
Speaker 1: secret society and how I don't have a job. Um,
Speaker 1: why did you do this to last? What about our son?
Speaker 1: And he was fine that scene three and the end
Speaker 1: of our show. Everybody, let's say, let's say a couple
Speaker 1: of thank you as you know. First of all, I
Speaker 1: want to thank our in zoom Alca Maniacs, Paul Hattan
Speaker 1: and Mike del Rosso for chilling with us, hanging with us.
Speaker 1: I also want to go around and thank you guys
Speaker 1: and see what you're up to. James, thank you and
Speaker 1: what are you up to? Wow? I am What am
Speaker 1: I up to? I've been doing a lot of game
Speaker 1: front stuff. Check out game Front game front dot COM's
Speaker 1: web page. We'll bring you over to where we really are,
Speaker 1: putting the last on a YouTube channel, game Front terrific. Jackie, Ruthy,
Speaker 1: thank you and what are you up to? Thank you
Speaker 1: so much? Um? You know, I'm Jackie to Ruthie on
Speaker 1: Instagram and that's where I'll post, you know, new things
Speaker 1: when I'm when I'm up to what's going on. Um,
Speaker 1: I have a show and I'm not sure when this
Speaker 1: this comes out, but I think that it would come
Speaker 1: out before the fourteen, perhaps April of April April fourteen,
Speaker 1: there's a Pony Pony show at the west Side Comedy
Speaker 1: Theater that will have a lot of similar players to
Speaker 1: this podcast, and either way be very fun and I
Speaker 1: will be there. Um, I will be doing that show
Speaker 1: live at the west Side Comedy Theater. And on the
Speaker 1: twenty two is Earth Day, so don't forget to uh
Speaker 1: to celebrate. That's one of my favorite. Congratulations on your
Speaker 1: on your award winning short film, thank You is award
Speaker 1: winning now it is award winning you your husband made
Speaker 1: and it was great. Congratulations on that. Okay, Craig Kaikowski,
Speaker 1: thank you, And what are you up to? Well, a
Speaker 1: self tape just came in, so with any with any luck,
Speaker 1: that will turn into a job on TV and then
Speaker 1: I'll be able to tell you about it eight months
Speaker 1: from now. We're just I know, we're just wrapping up,
Speaker 1: but let's just quickly explain to people who don't know
Speaker 1: what self tape what that means. Well, it used to
Speaker 1: be that all auditions you'd go to a casting office
Speaker 1: somewhere in the Greater Los Angeles area. You drive all
Speaker 1: around town, so you do have the convenience of everything
Speaker 1: can be done from home. But it really is just
Speaker 1: you're you're reading with your significant other or a friend. Uh,
Speaker 1: You're you're taping it. You're sending it off into the ether,
Speaker 1: never to be heard from again. Well break a leg
Speaker 1: with that, and uh you know. But also you know, Craig,
Speaker 1: you book baby, and if you go in there with
Speaker 1: that booking mentality, you're gonna book. I usually slate by
Speaker 1: saying I booked Craig Ktkowski five for eleven Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I booked baby. That would be good like a tool
Speaker 1: saying thank you so much and what are you up to? Uh?
Speaker 1: Not much. I'm getting back on stage. I'm I got
Speaker 1: a sketch show coming up a couple of weeks. You
Speaker 1: can follow me on a tool time A T U
Speaker 1: L T I M E. On Instagram and on Twitter
Speaker 1: and uh my website of toolsing dot com. I usually
Speaker 1: will have my shows listened there. So if you're in
Speaker 1: the area, come on out. I'd love to see you
Speaker 1: in person. And I guess you and I will probably
Speaker 1: probably be joining Jackie on that Pretty Pretty Ponny Show. Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: absolutely or fourteen for fourteen. Well, thank you all for
Speaker 1: being here and let's think our engineer and produce. You
Speaker 1: to the stars, Mr Doug Baby and the fine folks
Speaker 1: that I hurt Media. I have been your guest host
Speaker 1: Chris ov Rodo, and I thank you for listening and
Speaker 1: until next time, Yes Up.