WEBVTT - Hot Dogs verses Beer 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:06.200 Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode of my 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:11.080 favorite podcast, Alchemy. This I am your guest host, Chris Alvarado. 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:16.840 I am sitting in for Kevin Pollock. Yes, that Kevin Pollock. 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:19.320 It's hard to sit in his seat, you know, it's 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:22.200 hard to take over this position. But he's trusting me 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:25.960 with it, and I am so happy to the Tool. 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:29.800 I I messed up that word. Now now I'm flailing 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:32.280 in the intro. Everybody, We're going down, but I'm gonna. 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:35.320 I'm gonna pull this plane up and we are back. 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:38.040 We are back. It's not just me. You heard me 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.519 say a tool's name. I'm joined by other Alchemists. So 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.440 let's say hello to them, in no particular order. We're 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:48.640 gonna start with James Heeney. Hi, James, Hi, I got 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.839 a little scared there. I gotta hello. No, no, no, 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.640 You're good. You're good. You're good, James, James, I have 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:58.080 a question for you. Okay, do you have a good 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:04.679 relationship with your primary physician? No? No, I I had 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:07.480 not been to the doctor in almost twenty years, and 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.640 I might my primary care physician in January. We've had 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:13.760 a great like forty five minutes together and all my 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:18.360 things came back great, luckily, except I have to stop 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:20.440 eating hashbrows as much and now I eat oatmeal. But 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.200 I love it, you know, it's great. Wow, Well, well 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:25.920 are you gonna are you going to develop this relationship? 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.040 Are you gonna keep going back around? I was supposed 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:31.040 to schedule another another one in March, and well it's 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:36.840 thet and it didn't happen. So but once I got 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:38.880 all those numbers back and it was so good, I 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:42.160 was like, well, I can go another twenty years. I 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.520 don't think that's how it works. Um, well, you heard 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:47.440 her chiming in, so let's say hello to her. Everybody 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:52.680 makes a noise for Jackie der Ruthy. I'm so sorry. 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:55.800 I'm nervous in the chest now, James, I'm nervous in 0:01:55.840 --> 0:02:00.640 the chest. I am all about preventative care, and um, 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:02.960 you should be seeing a doctor once a year. It 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:07.640 is free to just do the preventative wellness situation stuff. 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:10.240 You should be seeing a dermatologist. You're a fair man. 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:13.200 You should be. I mean, there are things so I'm 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.080 getting I'm a little heated. I'm a little nervous in 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.680 the chest, to be honest, after hearing that well, once 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.639 I started eating oatmeal, the nervousness in my chest went away. 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:25.560 I don't think. I don't think the oatmeal was a cure. Girl. 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:30.679 But Jackie, you said you're getting heated, right, and it's 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:34.079 no it's no secret that you are a fan of 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:37.200 the Miami Heat. That's right. My question for you, though, 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:40.400 is are you actually good at playing basketball? If you 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:43.040 actually ball or you are you just a fan? To 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:45.560 tell you I've never balled in my life would be 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:53.200 the truth. I never played. I was, I'm not. I mean, yeah, 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:56.880 I'm not athletic. Maybe I'm athletic, but I'm not a 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.520 contact sport girl. I just never kind of did it. 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:03.560 I was a leader and then uh, which is its 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:05.839 own sport and its own right. And then I did 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:09.639 like theater and danced, which is also athletic in its 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:14.880 own right. But I never dabbled. I had asthma. And 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:20.720 running and I are not friends. Though dancing and I 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.959 are friends. There's something also when I run, I get 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:25.840 I've tried it a couple of times, and I get 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:29.160 full body hives. Uh, my body is not used to 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:34.080 a circulation, and I get so itchy, like I am. 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:37.680 I'm in so much pain. I ran with my husband 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:41.080 Pat before once and he was like, never again, Jackie, 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:43.840 like this is so embarrassing, and I was like, but 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.040 I'm so like look at me, like it's not just 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.520 that I'm saying I'm itchy, Like you can see how 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:52.440 red my body is, and like also like the parts 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:56.000 that get red first, like the jigliat parts. And so 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.320 he's like, pull your shorts down, like stop showing me 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:03.040 your ass, Like, but look, how I just I haven't 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.160 spent a lot of time with you. I guess I 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:06.720 don't know. I haven't. I've spent more time with you 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:09.040 online than I have in person. I just can't imagine 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:14.680 these giggly parts of you. You know, everyone has, everybody, 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:18.320 you know, that's the thing. Everybody has jiggly parts. And 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:21.440 you can be a petite, a sweet, petite princess like 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:26.640 me and still have jiggli jiggli situations. I will not 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:29.160 take up all of this time, but it's a natural 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:34.400 part of the body. Yes, yes, I did, and tell 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:38.440 you how to preventative care situation search we couldn't find 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:43.640 any I do. I love I love watching basketball and 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:47.280 I really want to play, but my feet have been 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:49.719 sucked up for two years, and so that is my 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.440 main goal is like, once I get my feet back 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:56.120 to a hundred, I want to start playing basketball. But 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:57.479 when I say that, I'm like, no, I want to 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.479 shoot around. I don't want to. Can you imagine how 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.920 cute would be if you and Craig were just met 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.520 up met up on Tuesday mornings to shoot around for 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:06.080 a couple of hours. That would be so cute. I 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:07.839 would love and it would make sense because we lived 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:11.000 at each other. Speaking of which, ladies and gentlemen makes 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:17.680 the noise for Craig Ktkowski. Craig, when's the last time 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:22.480 you got good and drunk, like a real nice one, 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.520 you know, one of those like whoa, it's been a minute, 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:28.640 it's within the last month, so it's it is. Yeah, 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:33.800 So it's probably not like an amusing anecdote. It's more 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:41.800 like cry for help. No. I probably at most will 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.320 drink one or two nights a week, you know, and 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:48.320 usually you know, one and done. Um. But I think 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:51.919 there's something about the pandemic and the lack of social 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:55.480 opportunities that when we do have a social opportunity, I 0:05:55.520 --> 0:06:00.320 tend to go a little overboard. So just getting together 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.919 with some friends from the neighborhood, and like the wine 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:11.080 kept comment and nobody was saying no. And you know 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:15.279 it's it's a two it's a two minute drive home, 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:22.040 you know. Uh so, like the conditions were right, yeah, 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:27.560 but I uh yeah, I I felt it the next day. Okay, regrets, no, 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:32.280 And that's why you can drink. Drink. That's why I 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.000 had to stop, because the next day it was all 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.760 regrets for a full week. Okay, here we go movie 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:40.479 speaking of a man who probably has no regrets. Let's 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:46.120 make some noise for a tool saying everybody, you just 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:49.000 got back from a long flight, just flew in last night, 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:51.839 and now you are here available for us, and we 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:54.800 appreciate that, we appreciate your time. There's my question for you, 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:58.320 a tool. And I'm really just you're so fascinating. You know, 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:00.200 my my dad met you at my wedding and he 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:02.919 was a huge fan of yours. Everybody who meets you 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:06.040 is such a huge fan of yours. That's true across 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:10.040 the board. I'm wondering for yourself, do you allow yourself 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:13.200 time to stop and smell the roses? Do you take 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:16.760 time for a tool? I do? I think so? I 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:21.080 think that's that's important for for a tool or anything small. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:25.760 I don't know. Before before I lived India, my dad 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:28.760 has has this like a minivan type car. And I 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.680 made a point to be like, hey, thanks for getting 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.960 that car because it was we're in traffic quite a 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:36.400 bit in India and it's nice to be in a 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:38.560 big car. And it was just like I was like, 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:42.440 I gotta appreciate that having that car makes the traffic 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.680 so bearable. And yeah, I was just like, I just 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:48.520 gotta go say thanks. You know, I've been complaining about 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:49.760 a lot of stuff, so I was like, hey, I 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:52.160 just wanna say that decision you made eight years ago 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:56.320 to buy that car brilliant. So but yes, yes, and 0:07:56.360 --> 0:08:03.360 I am Facebook friends with my doctor James. Okay, I 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:05.280 mean sho, I feel like this could be the whole show, 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:07.400 but I guess people, I was just thinking, what is 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:10.240 there a podcast that's just welcoming people and then you 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:12.880 wrap it up like this is great, This is great. 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:17.600 I need to mention that we are joined in Zoom Studio. 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:21.200 I'm doing the quotations in studio by two alchemists. 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I just got back from 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.040 a trip to Chicago and of course had to go 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:39.959 to a Cubs game, which inspired my scene suggestion hot 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:44.520 dog guy versus beer guy. Thanks for the last Beck's 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:51.920 from Montana. Hot Dogs get your hat, dogs code beer 0:09:54.320 --> 0:10:00.320 code beer at dogs two for six dollars. You can't 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:07.040 beat that deal. Dogs dogs cold beer too for five dollars? 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:12.520 Could you stop shouting? Hey, let's going on, Jerry. I'm 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:14.200 trying to sell some hot dogs and I think that 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:19.080 people are getting confused and they keeping you shout over me. Well, Jerry, 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:24.240 were the whole stadium? Sure, sure, but this is my section. 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.840 You say that people can't have hot dogs and beer 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:34.760 cold beer? It please stop it. I'm telling you, like, 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:43.680 can I get a hot dog? Uh? Trying to watch 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:49.280 the game here? Yes? My issues can't be your issues. Yes? Wait, 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.680 what are your issues? It's the it's the bun of 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:54.680 it all. I don't and I don't like the shape 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:56.720 of it. It freaks me out. Then there's the goop 0:10:56.760 --> 0:11:00.800 inside condiments freaked me out, scare me. That's my issues. 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:02.839 I don't want them to be your issues. Let's get 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:06.240 you a hot dog. Dad's watching the game. Should we 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:09.600 get him a hot dog? Let's get him a hot dog. 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:13.319 Let's get him a hot dog. Sure, let's get him down. 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:17.199 Oh my gosh, we are not at home. This is embarrassing. 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.080 And if you keep doing this to me, I'm gonna 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:21.320 I'm trying to raise a family. You know how expensive 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:25.360 it is for an apartment in Chicago. Uh No, I 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.840 I own you. You come in, you come in from 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:31.120 the suburbs, and I live on wavelength. Right, I live 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:34.440 on wavelength. It's expensive. You might catch a home run 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:38.240 ball if I'm lucky, but most often I just catch 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:43.840 a broken window. JA, maybe you need a code beer? Mom? 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:46.480 Do you think I could try a beer? Okay, now 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:48.800 you're pushing the buttons. Now you you said your issues 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:52.640 are my issues. That's not an issue. That's legal. You 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:55.800 have alcohol issues. I don't have alcohol issues. What are 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:57.640 you trying to say? Every weekend you think I've got 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:00.720 an alcohol issue? You think every weekend? How you change? 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.200 I get a little different, a little loose, like a 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.640 little dancy. I get a little fun. What's the problem 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:07.920 with that? You're not twenty one. You're not getting a beer. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:10.320 If you don't mind me interrupting, I might say that 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:14.439 your alcohol issue is that you don't have a cold beer. 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:18.520 And this is definitely not a This is not a 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.840 beer group right here are you? This is a mom 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:25.280 andous son. You're looking for a goopie. Do not yell. 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:26.920 I know this is I know what's your job, but 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:30.199 to not yell in my facility. My husband will freak out. 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:33.720 He is watching this guy's with you. It looks like 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:38.600 it at all. I know. I'll take one hot dog please, 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:43.880 right This one's extra goopie just for you. There you go, Jerry, 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:48.160 you gotta say, and my mom will have one of 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:58.079 those cold ones. Am I up to bat next? Or 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:04.640 the running? Just kind of the rudding order, the batting order. 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:07.120 I used to do theater in high school, and I 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.880 guess you're always kind of confused. Yeah, we know, Jenkins, 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:15.400 you always that was Puck. I shouldn't have to say 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:19.760 in Midsummer's Night, that's Shakespeare. Um. But I switched to 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:23.760 baseball because my father. Yeah, your ninth, your ninth in 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:28.560 the coach? Are we talking? Are we talking previous theater experience? 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.959 I was also in Midsummer Are you looking at Nick Bottom? 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:35.520 At your service? I played Nick Bottom, the weaver, He 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:39.240 turns into the donkey, Okay, don't be so proud. Well 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:43.120 you just struck out, Okay, yeah, no, I felt bad 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:46.280 about that. I overheard we're talking about our coach, coach 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:48.760 before I go in. Do you want me to hit it? 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:51.080 You know, like I usually do? Or like we tried 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:55.760 the other day in rehearsal, rehear sorry practice, Sorry sorry. 0:13:55.800 --> 0:14:01.200 I used to do theater screen. Was a minor faery role, 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:03.959 but it was still my role, a bit of a 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:08.880 dance break. Okay, look, everybody gets cast in mid summer. 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:13.600 I'd stream okay, like it's it's an easy Shakespeare play 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:15.719 to do for high school and there's a lot of 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:19.760 characters in it's you know what, what plays? Did you 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:29.480 ever do? I did Corey Elanus? Oh, flashback to coaching 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:39.720 Corey Elanus? Who whoa Corey that? Verily? I'd be Corey 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:47.840 Corey oh Lanus' back. We made some changes to the 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:51.240 to the script and it was more he was more 0:14:51.280 --> 0:15:00.520 irish than Roman. Oh Roman, I played Caesar. Um, yeah, okay, 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:07.800 look we need somebody at the plate right now. Okay, yeah, 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:11.640 why don't we Why are we fighting this this situation 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:13.240 we have going on here? Why are we fighting this 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:18.000 theater mapping over this ballgame. Why don't we just combine them, Coach, director, 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.800 if I can call you that, don't call me that. Okay, 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:24.080 all right, okay, okay, But but how how how do 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:28.200 we combine these two passions of yours? Well? Maybe for starters. 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.080 You know, I do a little better when I'm a 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:33.160 little ease back on the plate, So maybe I should 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:36.000 be standing a bit upstage, you know, in terms of 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:38.760 me at home plate situation. Look, whatever helps you get 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:41.520 a hit, if you want to call it upstage, down stage, 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:44.920 And coach, I was thinking lately, when I've been batting, 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:46.800 I've been kind of playing to the guys in front 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:48.680 of me. Maybe I should play to the back of 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:50.520 the house. Maybe I might hit some more home runs 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:54.920 than project really projecting. Well, yeah, because you've been bunting 0:15:55.080 --> 0:16:01.840 every time, right, and non bunt situations, right, Okay, a 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:03.880 home run would be nice if you want to call 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:07.440 that playing to h the crowd in the back. Sure, sure, 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:10.440 project project the ball all the way out of the 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:20.640 fucking park. Uh, Security Security, Hi, I'm hot, thought guy, 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:23.400 um and I and I want to keep this between 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.880 you and me, but I'd like to report, uh, you 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:31.120 know ed the beer guy. He just he just sold 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:34.800 a beer to an underage person, and I would hate 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:37.840 to see the whole stadium get shut down, you know, 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:39.920 so you might want to take his license and kick 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:41.800 him out of here. I'll tell you, I've been doing 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:44.120 this job for a long time. One thing, there's one 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:47.640 thing that I hate, uh huh, and that's a rat 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:54.280 of what somebody who tattle tales. But but but I'm 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:56.400 just trying to make a same thing. It's clearly not 0:16:56.960 --> 0:16:59.760 he sold a beard to somebody for a mom, quote unquote, 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:02.080 but it was clearly for the kids. Come on, so 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:04.160 if you were in the mob and somebody committed a murder, 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:08.199 you would go and tell somebody is this is this 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:10.640 a trick question? Like they do in interviews for chops, 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:13.639 I wouldn't join the mob. What kind of interviews are 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:19.439 you going on? Family business? Slinging dogs, slinging goopy dogs 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:22.960 at at the Cup is a family business. Yeah, my 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:26.800 dad sold goopy dogs. I sell goopy dogs, and if 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:29.040 I have kids one day, it's going to continue in 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:34.320 the family tradition of two to three. Well, hey there, Jackey, 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.720 what's going on here? What are you guys talking about? 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:41.000 It's just the game. Oh god, we're talking about how 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:45.320 he kept doing this year. Well, they're in last place 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:50.800 like usual, but they stopped bunting for once, which is nice. 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:55.240 We're just talking. We're just talking about his intergenerational family 0:17:55.320 --> 0:18:00.520 of hot dogs on. Yeah. Well, I come from a 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:05.240 long line of biggers. You can't imagine what it's like 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:09.840 in your household. Well, you know, my father started serving 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:13.720 beer eighty years ago and earned enough money to buy 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:17.560 a nice house in the suburbs. I don't have to 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:21.159 do this. I don't even take a salary. I just 0:18:21.320 --> 0:18:33.680 love serving copy. Jeez, Mom, you're gonna have to talk 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:35.480 a little out. I mean we are at the game. 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:40.480 Dad hasn't even looked over at us. Yeah, he's in 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:42.600 the zone. You know when he watches sports, he's got 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:46.280 his blinders on. He's just looking forward. He's in the zone. Honey. 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:48.719 I know. I'm not sure if you're noticing, but oh 0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:53.800 my god, this team, this team is playing completely different today. 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:58.600 Belt in the balls, way out of the park. Something's changed. 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:01.800 I love it all right, and you having it okay? Good? 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:04.800 And I love you Dad, So that works out great. 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:08.320 Don't just keep it down, don't you're pushing it. You 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:13.080 aren't pushing it, Mark, can I get one ship? You're 0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:16.639 pushing it again. You're really pushing it today, really pushing 0:19:16.680 --> 0:19:24.520 it to batting Herb Kowalski first base, sag equity after. 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:29.399 I think, wow, he's doing like a little Charleston on 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:35.040 that plate. To prepare himself. Look at that, you see 0:19:35.080 --> 0:19:37.520 to take a little take a page out of these 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:42.600 players books and change it up. Change it up for yourself, 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:47.440 because this you comporting yourself at these games. We don't 0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:53.920 stop coming, you don't stop misbehaving, and I can't blame 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:57.560 myself as the mother. I won't do it. I won't 0:19:57.560 --> 0:20:04.720 take any you know, must bill, We'll take it, you know. Uh, honey, honey, 0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:09.560 what what are you talking about? Oh? Now you're in 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:13.120 the family. Oh now you're in the family. Just wanted 0:20:13.119 --> 0:20:16.040 to check in. How is everything going with that cold bear? 0:20:16.440 --> 0:20:20.320 I gave your son? You're the one who gave my 0:20:20.359 --> 0:20:22.879 son cold. I got it for you. I got it 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:24.960 for you. And now obviously you've had a few SIPs 0:20:24.960 --> 0:20:28.560 because you're really wilding out. Now, all right, everybody, the 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:30.560 cats out of the bag. I'm loose as a goose. 0:20:30.880 --> 0:20:34.960 I'm loose as a Goose. Last game, my son punched 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:38.920 me in the face, so you can't imagine that this game, 0:20:38.960 --> 0:20:40.760 I want to real admit a little bit. I want 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:43.040 him to be a little more comportant. And you're over here, 0:20:43.320 --> 0:20:51.520 look out that ball. That ball broke the fourth wall. 0:20:52.560 --> 0:20:54.880 And here we are at the top of the fourth inning, 0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:58.760 and once again always joined with my partner Steven Franklin, 0:20:59.480 --> 0:21:02.640 and what the Cubs are really at the bottom this year. 0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:05.080 But what do you think that's gonna be something that's 0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:11.400 gonna help them turn it around? Steve? Well, I think 0:21:11.440 --> 0:21:12.840 the one thing that would if I was going to 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:15.120 be out on the field and I was playing baseball, 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:17.680 I try to make sure that every time a ball 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:19.520 came at me, I knocked at the hill out of 0:21:19.520 --> 0:21:23.840 the park. Good strategy, Steve. Steve's always that's that's what 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:25.760 I do when I play baseball, or when I did 0:21:25.760 --> 0:21:28.200 when I was a professional baseball player. But you know, yeah, 0:21:28.320 --> 0:21:30.879 our careers don't last that long. Excuse to me. And 0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:35.199 I'm sir Ian McKellen and was asked to provide play 0:21:35.280 --> 0:21:39.600 by play, if you will, a commentary on today's game. 0:21:40.320 --> 0:21:42.800 Sure there's the mic right there, going pick that up 0:21:42.800 --> 0:21:46.840 and put on the home Great. Great, I don't need 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:53.440 to be amplified, sir, as I project from my dietphram. Alright, great, Surrey, 0:21:53.440 --> 0:21:55.520 and it's a pleasured to have you. Ley, gentlemen, were 0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:58.560 joined by Surrey and come into us a live from 0:21:58.600 --> 0:22:01.520 here in studio. And why don't you take this next 0:22:01.560 --> 0:22:07.240 pitch coming up? Big black Bucks, bleed blue blood. That 0:22:07.480 --> 0:22:16.440 fastball shut up pass because he hit it. He hit it, 0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:19.879 it didn't pass. It didn't pass him. Oh, the Cubs 0:22:19.880 --> 0:22:22.199 are really starting to turn around, sir. And it was 0:22:22.240 --> 0:22:25.719 absolutely correct. And uh, well, the home runs going on 0:22:25.840 --> 0:22:27.760 where I want to say that we're brought to you 0:22:27.800 --> 0:22:32.640 by Subway. Subway Eating Fresh is new and we have 0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:42.240 no more sponsors. So welcome back Subway Eat Fresh coach, coach. 0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:45.200 Should we do an encore? They're they're cheering for us, 0:22:45.359 --> 0:22:47.960 not the game's over. We won. You don't do an encore. 0:22:48.640 --> 0:22:50.560 You can go out and bow to the crowd. I 0:22:50.600 --> 0:22:54.080 guess we'll do. We'll do certainly, also do a cool down, right, 0:22:54.119 --> 0:22:56.879 because we don't want any kind of fatigued lyre on. 0:22:57.000 --> 0:23:00.359 We want to cool it down, face right, whatever you 0:23:00.440 --> 0:23:04.320 need for somehow it worked today. Okay, guys, coach, do 0:23:04.320 --> 0:23:06.720 we have a u A Wednesday matinee? I mean a 0:23:06.760 --> 0:23:09.680 double header tomorrow. Don't call the matinees? All right, Yes, 0:23:09.720 --> 0:23:13.320 we do have a doubleheader, so gets so get some rest, guys, 0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:18.320 and protect your your throat with some some tea and honey. Okay, 0:23:18.440 --> 0:23:21.280 because vocal fatigue is a real thing. And I don't 0:23:21.320 --> 0:23:24.200 even know why I'm saying this. I'm both sucked into 0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:29.160 this theater thing, coach, Coach, would would you agree? Oh? Please? Uh, 0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:32.159 you're the bigger lead. You go first. I was just 0:23:32.160 --> 0:23:35.080 gonna say, would you agree that the scene? The scene's 0:23:35.080 --> 0:23:38.960 almost over because everyone's leaving the stands and stuff. What 0:23:39.040 --> 0:23:42.760 do you mean? Seen? This is my life up here 0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:55.280 and see what does that? What does that mean? Okay, 0:23:55.359 --> 0:23:58.400 let us go on to our second scene. He comes 0:23:58.400 --> 0:24:03.720 to us from listener Anny Tanner. No, yeah, he has 0:24:04.680 --> 0:24:08.080 every time. Oh my god, it's a good name. Danny 0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:12.080 Tanner says, hello, alchemist. The scene suggestion is for everyone's 0:24:12.119 --> 0:24:19.320 favorite baby boy, Chris. Yeah. The suggestion is surfs up 0:24:19.400 --> 0:24:26.800 dude from Danny in Saskatchewan. Oh man, those waves are crushed, Chan, 0:24:26.880 --> 0:24:32.320 I'm gonna get out there. I can't wait, all right, 0:24:32.440 --> 0:24:36.840 just gonna be be by myself all up. Oh hey 0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:41.280 you you you're going out to the waves over there? Yeah? Man, uh, 0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:44.200 you know what, there's nobody's super today, right, I'm sorry, 0:24:44.200 --> 0:24:46.600 what did you say? I said, you notice there's nobody's 0:24:46.600 --> 0:24:48.679 surfing out there today, right, No, it's just gonna be 0:24:48.680 --> 0:24:51.840 me in the ocean. There's a shark out there. There's 0:24:51.840 --> 0:24:53.560 just shark out There was a lot of rain, and 0:24:53.600 --> 0:24:55.639 the rain brought a lot of debris, and the sharks 0:24:55.640 --> 0:24:57.960 are eating up the debris like they're hungry, hungry hippos. 0:24:58.359 --> 0:25:00.840 You gotta be careful. I go up north if I 0:25:00.880 --> 0:25:03.000 were you. I'm sorry you said that the rain brought 0:25:03.080 --> 0:25:04.960 in a lot of debris, and the debris brought in 0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:07.800 a lot of sharks. I don't know if you know 0:25:07.800 --> 0:25:09.760