1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode of my 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: favorite podcast, Alchemy. This I am your guest host, Chris Alvarado. 3 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: I am sitting in for Kevin Pollock. Yes, that Kevin Pollock. 4 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 1: It's hard to sit in his seat, you know, it's 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: hard to take over this position. But he's trusting me 6 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: with it, and I am so happy to the Tool. 7 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 1: I I messed up that word. Now now I'm flailing 8 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 1: in the intro. Everybody, We're going down, but I'm gonna. 9 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull this plane up and we are back. 10 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 1: We are back. It's not just me. You heard me 11 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 1: say a tool's name. I'm joined by other Alchemists. So 12 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: let's say hello to them, in no particular order. We're 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 1: gonna start with James Heeney. Hi, James, Hi, I got 14 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,839 Speaker 1: a little scared there. I gotta hello. No, no, no, 15 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 1: You're good. You're good. You're good, James, James, I have 16 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: a question for you. Okay, do you have a good 17 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:04,679 Speaker 1: relationship with your primary physician? No? No, I I had 18 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 1: not been to the doctor in almost twenty years, and 19 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: I might my primary care physician in January. We've had 20 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 1: a great like forty five minutes together and all my 21 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: things came back great, luckily, except I have to stop 22 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: eating hashbrows as much and now I eat oatmeal. But 23 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 1: I love it, you know, it's great. Wow, Well, well 24 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: are you gonna are you going to develop this relationship? 25 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,040 Speaker 1: Are you gonna keep going back around? I was supposed 26 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 1: to schedule another another one in March, and well it's 27 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: thet and it didn't happen. So but once I got 28 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: all those numbers back and it was so good, I 29 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: was like, well, I can go another twenty years. I 30 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: don't think that's how it works. Um, well, you heard 31 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: her chiming in, so let's say hello to her. Everybody 32 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: makes a noise for Jackie der Ruthy. I'm so sorry. 33 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: I'm nervous in the chest now, James, I'm nervous in 34 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 1: the chest. I am all about preventative care, and um, 35 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: you should be seeing a doctor once a year. It 36 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: is free to just do the preventative wellness situation stuff. 37 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: You should be seeing a dermatologist. You're a fair man. 38 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: You should be. I mean, there are things so I'm 39 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 1: getting I'm a little heated. I'm a little nervous in 40 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 1: the chest, to be honest, after hearing that well, once 41 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,639 Speaker 1: I started eating oatmeal, the nervousness in my chest went away. 42 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think the oatmeal was a cure. Girl. 43 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,679 Speaker 1: But Jackie, you said you're getting heated, right, and it's 44 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 1: no it's no secret that you are a fan of 45 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: the Miami Heat. That's right. My question for you, though, 46 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: is are you actually good at playing basketball? If you 47 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: actually ball or you are you just a fan? To 48 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: tell you I've never balled in my life would be 49 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 1: the truth. I never played. I was, I'm not. I mean, yeah, 50 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: I'm not athletic. Maybe I'm athletic, but I'm not a 51 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 1: contact sport girl. I just never kind of did it. 52 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: I was a leader and then uh, which is its 53 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,839 Speaker 1: own sport and its own right. And then I did 54 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,639 Speaker 1: like theater and danced, which is also athletic in its 55 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: own right. But I never dabbled. I had asthma. And 56 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: running and I are not friends. Though dancing and I 57 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,959 Speaker 1: are friends. There's something also when I run, I get 58 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 1: I've tried it a couple of times, and I get 59 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: full body hives. Uh, my body is not used to 60 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:34,080 Speaker 1: a circulation, and I get so itchy, like I am. 61 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: I'm in so much pain. I ran with my husband 62 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: Pat before once and he was like, never again, Jackie, 63 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 1: like this is so embarrassing, and I was like, but 64 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: I'm so like look at me, like it's not just 65 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: that I'm saying I'm itchy, Like you can see how 66 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: red my body is, and like also like the parts 67 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: that get red first, like the jigliat parts. And so 68 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 1: he's like, pull your shorts down, like stop showing me 69 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: your ass, Like, but look, how I just I haven't 70 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: spent a lot of time with you. I guess I 71 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: don't know. I haven't. I've spent more time with you 72 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 1: online than I have in person. I just can't imagine 73 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: these giggly parts of you. You know, everyone has, everybody, 74 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 1: you know, that's the thing. Everybody has jiggly parts. And 75 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 1: you can be a petite, a sweet, petite princess like 76 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 1: me and still have jiggli jiggli situations. I will not 77 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 1: take up all of this time, but it's a natural 78 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: part of the body. Yes, yes, I did, and tell 79 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: you how to preventative care situation search we couldn't find 80 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: any I do. I love I love watching basketball and 81 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:47,280 Speaker 1: I really want to play, but my feet have been 82 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 1: sucked up for two years, and so that is my 83 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: main goal is like, once I get my feet back 84 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 1: to a hundred, I want to start playing basketball. But 85 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,479 Speaker 1: when I say that, I'm like, no, I want to 86 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,479 Speaker 1: shoot around. I don't want to. Can you imagine how 87 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: cute would be if you and Craig were just met 88 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: up met up on Tuesday mornings to shoot around for 89 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: a couple of hours. That would be so cute. I 90 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 1: would love and it would make sense because we lived 91 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 1: at each other. Speaking of which, ladies and gentlemen makes 92 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 1: the noise for Craig Ktkowski. Craig, when's the last time 93 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 1: you got good and drunk, like a real nice one, 94 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 1: you know, one of those like whoa, it's been a minute, 95 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: it's within the last month, so it's it is. Yeah, 96 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: So it's probably not like an amusing anecdote. It's more 97 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 1: like cry for help. No. I probably at most will 98 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: drink one or two nights a week, you know, and 99 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 1: usually you know, one and done. Um. But I think 100 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:51,919 Speaker 1: there's something about the pandemic and the lack of social 101 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: opportunities that when we do have a social opportunity, I 102 00:05:55,520 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: tend to go a little overboard. So just getting together 103 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,919 Speaker 1: with some friends from the neighborhood, and like the wine 104 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:11,080 Speaker 1: kept comment and nobody was saying no. And you know 105 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,279 Speaker 1: it's it's a two it's a two minute drive home, 106 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:22,040 Speaker 1: you know. Uh so, like the conditions were right, yeah, 107 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 1: but I uh yeah, I I felt it the next day. Okay, regrets, no, 108 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 1: And that's why you can drink. Drink. That's why I 109 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: had to stop, because the next day it was all 110 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 1: regrets for a full week. Okay, here we go movie 111 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,479 Speaker 1: speaking of a man who probably has no regrets. Let's 112 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:46,120 Speaker 1: make some noise for a tool saying everybody, you just 113 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,000 Speaker 1: got back from a long flight, just flew in last night, 114 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 1: and now you are here available for us, and we 115 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: appreciate that, we appreciate your time. There's my question for you, 116 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 1: a tool. And I'm really just you're so fascinating. You know, 117 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,200 Speaker 1: my my dad met you at my wedding and he 118 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:02,919 Speaker 1: was a huge fan of yours. Everybody who meets you 119 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,040 Speaker 1: is such a huge fan of yours. That's true across 120 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:10,040 Speaker 1: the board. I'm wondering for yourself, do you allow yourself 121 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 1: time to stop and smell the roses? Do you take 122 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 1: time for a tool? I do? I think so? I 123 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 1: think that's that's important for for a tool or anything small. 124 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: I don't know. Before before I lived India, my dad 125 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,760 Speaker 1: has has this like a minivan type car. And I 126 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 1: made a point to be like, hey, thanks for getting 127 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 1: that car because it was we're in traffic quite a 128 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: bit in India and it's nice to be in a 129 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 1: big car. And it was just like I was like, 130 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: I gotta appreciate that having that car makes the traffic 131 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: so bearable. And yeah, I was just like, I just 132 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,520 Speaker 1: gotta go say thanks. You know, I've been complaining about 133 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:49,760 Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, so I was like, hey, I 134 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 1: just wanna say that decision you made eight years ago 135 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 1: to buy that car brilliant. So but yes, yes, and 136 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 1: I am Facebook friends with my doctor James. Okay, I 137 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 1: mean sho, I feel like this could be the whole show, 138 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,400 Speaker 1: but I guess people, I was just thinking, what is 139 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,240 Speaker 1: there a podcast that's just welcoming people and then you 140 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 1: wrap it up like this is great, This is great. 141 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: I need to mention that we are joined in Zoom Studio. 142 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 1: I'm doing the quotations in studio by two alchemists. 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Please shoot us 160 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:16,199 Speaker 1: an email at Alchemy this email at gmail dot com. 161 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:22,440 Speaker 1: That's alchemail dot com. All right. See one comes to 162 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,360 Speaker 1: us from listener Rebecca Schaefer. Hi, guys, thank you so 163 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,040 Speaker 1: very much for continuing to provide such high quality nonsense. 164 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:33,319 Speaker 1: It really is the finest. I just got back from 165 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 1: a trip to Chicago and of course had to go 166 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,959 Speaker 1: to a Cubs game, which inspired my scene suggestion hot 167 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 1: dog guy versus beer guy. Thanks for the last Beck's 168 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:51,920 Speaker 1: from Montana. Hot Dogs get your hat, dogs code beer 169 00:09:54,320 --> 00:10:00,320 Speaker 1: code beer at dogs two for six dollars. You can't 170 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 1: beat that deal. Dogs dogs cold beer too for five dollars? 171 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:12,520 Speaker 1: Could you stop shouting? Hey, let's going on, Jerry. I'm 172 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 1: trying to sell some hot dogs and I think that 173 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 1: people are getting confused and they keeping you shout over me. Well, Jerry, 174 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:24,240 Speaker 1: were the whole stadium? Sure, sure, but this is my section. 175 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,840 Speaker 1: You say that people can't have hot dogs and beer 176 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:34,760 Speaker 1: cold beer? It please stop it. I'm telling you, like, 177 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:43,680 Speaker 1: can I get a hot dog? Uh? Trying to watch 178 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:49,280 Speaker 1: the game here? Yes? My issues can't be your issues. Yes? Wait, 179 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,680 Speaker 1: what are your issues? It's the it's the bun of 180 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:54,680 Speaker 1: it all. I don't and I don't like the shape 181 00:10:54,679 --> 00:10:56,720 Speaker 1: of it. It freaks me out. Then there's the goop 182 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,800 Speaker 1: inside condiments freaked me out, scare me. That's my issues. 183 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,839 Speaker 1: I don't want them to be your issues. Let's get 184 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:06,240 Speaker 1: you a hot dog. Dad's watching the game. Should we 185 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:09,600 Speaker 1: get him a hot dog? Let's get him a hot dog. 186 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:13,319 Speaker 1: Let's get him a hot dog. Sure, let's get him down. 187 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,199 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we are not at home. This is embarrassing. 188 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,080 Speaker 1: And if you keep doing this to me, I'm gonna 189 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,320 Speaker 1: I'm trying to raise a family. You know how expensive 190 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 1: it is for an apartment in Chicago. Uh No, I 191 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,840 Speaker 1: I own you. You come in, you come in from 192 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 1: the suburbs, and I live on wavelength. Right, I live 193 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:34,440 Speaker 1: on wavelength. It's expensive. You might catch a home run 194 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:38,240 Speaker 1: ball if I'm lucky, but most often I just catch 195 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:43,840 Speaker 1: a broken window. JA, maybe you need a code beer? Mom? 196 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 1: Do you think I could try a beer? Okay, now 197 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,800 Speaker 1: you're pushing the buttons. Now you you said your issues 198 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,640 Speaker 1: are my issues. That's not an issue. That's legal. You 199 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,800 Speaker 1: have alcohol issues. I don't have alcohol issues. What are 200 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 1: you trying to say? Every weekend you think I've got 201 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,720 Speaker 1: an alcohol issue? You think every weekend? How you change? 202 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,200 Speaker 1: I get a little different, a little loose, like a 203 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 1: little dancy. I get a little fun. What's the problem 204 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,920 Speaker 1: with that? You're not twenty one. You're not getting a beer. 205 00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:10,320 Speaker 1: If you don't mind me interrupting, I might say that 206 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:14,439 Speaker 1: your alcohol issue is that you don't have a cold beer. 207 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 1: And this is definitely not a This is not a 208 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 1: beer group right here are you? This is a mom 209 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,280 Speaker 1: andous son. You're looking for a goopie. Do not yell. 210 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,920 Speaker 1: I know this is I know what's your job, but 211 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,199 Speaker 1: to not yell in my facility. My husband will freak out. 212 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,720 Speaker 1: He is watching this guy's with you. It looks like 213 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:38,600 Speaker 1: it at all. I know. I'll take one hot dog please, 214 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:43,880 Speaker 1: right This one's extra goopie just for you. There you go, Jerry, 215 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:48,160 Speaker 1: you gotta say, and my mom will have one of 216 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:58,079 Speaker 1: those cold ones. Am I up to bat next? Or 217 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:04,640 Speaker 1: the running? Just kind of the rudding order, the batting order. 218 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,120 Speaker 1: I used to do theater in high school, and I 219 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,880 Speaker 1: guess you're always kind of confused. Yeah, we know, Jenkins, 220 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 1: you always that was Puck. I shouldn't have to say 221 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:19,760 Speaker 1: in Midsummer's Night, that's Shakespeare. Um. But I switched to 222 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 1: baseball because my father. Yeah, your ninth, your ninth in 223 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:28,560 Speaker 1: the coach? Are we talking? Are we talking previous theater experience? 224 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:31,959 Speaker 1: I was also in Midsummer Are you looking at Nick Bottom? 225 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,520 Speaker 1: At your service? I played Nick Bottom, the weaver, He 226 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 1: turns into the donkey, Okay, don't be so proud. Well 227 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 1: you just struck out, Okay, yeah, no, I felt bad 228 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,280 Speaker 1: about that. I overheard we're talking about our coach, coach 229 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,760 Speaker 1: before I go in. Do you want me to hit it? 230 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 1: You know, like I usually do? Or like we tried 231 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:55,760 Speaker 1: the other day in rehearsal, rehear sorry practice, Sorry sorry. 232 00:13:55,800 --> 00:14:01,200 Speaker 1: I used to do theater screen. Was a minor faery role, 233 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,959 Speaker 1: but it was still my role, a bit of a 234 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 1: dance break. Okay, look, everybody gets cast in mid summer. 235 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:13,600 Speaker 1: I'd stream okay, like it's it's an easy Shakespeare play 236 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,719 Speaker 1: to do for high school and there's a lot of 237 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,760 Speaker 1: characters in it's you know what, what plays? Did you 238 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:29,480 Speaker 1: ever do? I did Corey Elanus? Oh, flashback to coaching 239 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:39,720 Speaker 1: Corey Elanus? Who whoa Corey that? Verily? I'd be Corey 240 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:47,840 Speaker 1: Corey oh Lanus' back. We made some changes to the 241 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,240 Speaker 1: to the script and it was more he was more 242 00:14:51,280 --> 00:15:00,520 Speaker 1: irish than Roman. Oh Roman, I played Caesar. Um, yeah, okay, 243 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 1: look we need somebody at the plate right now. Okay, yeah, 244 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,640 Speaker 1: why don't we Why are we fighting this this situation 245 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 1: we have going on here? Why are we fighting this 246 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:18,000 Speaker 1: theater mapping over this ballgame. Why don't we just combine them, Coach, director, 247 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: if I can call you that, don't call me that. Okay, 248 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 1: all right, okay, okay, But but how how how do 249 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:28,200 Speaker 1: we combine these two passions of yours? Well? Maybe for starters. 250 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,080 Speaker 1: You know, I do a little better when I'm a 251 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,160 Speaker 1: little ease back on the plate, So maybe I should 252 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: be standing a bit upstage, you know, in terms of 253 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,760 Speaker 1: me at home plate situation. Look, whatever helps you get 254 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,520 Speaker 1: a hit, if you want to call it upstage, down stage, 255 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,920 Speaker 1: And coach, I was thinking lately, when I've been batting, 256 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 1: I've been kind of playing to the guys in front 257 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,680 Speaker 1: of me. Maybe I should play to the back of 258 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,520 Speaker 1: the house. Maybe I might hit some more home runs 259 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 1: than project really projecting. Well, yeah, because you've been bunting 260 00:15:55,080 --> 00:16:01,840 Speaker 1: every time, right, and non bunt situations, right, Okay, a 261 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 1: home run would be nice if you want to call 262 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 1: that playing to h the crowd in the back. Sure, sure, 263 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,440 Speaker 1: project project the ball all the way out of the 264 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 1: fucking park. Uh, Security Security, Hi, I'm hot, thought guy, 265 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,400 Speaker 1: um and I and I want to keep this between 266 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,880 Speaker 1: you and me, but I'd like to report, uh, you 267 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:31,120 Speaker 1: know ed the beer guy. He just he just sold 268 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 1: a beer to an underage person, and I would hate 269 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 1: to see the whole stadium get shut down, you know, 270 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 1: so you might want to take his license and kick 271 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,800 Speaker 1: him out of here. I'll tell you, I've been doing 272 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,120 Speaker 1: this job for a long time. One thing, there's one 273 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:47,640 Speaker 1: thing that I hate, uh huh, and that's a rat 274 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:54,280 Speaker 1: of what somebody who tattle tales. But but but I'm 275 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,400 Speaker 1: just trying to make a same thing. It's clearly not 276 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: he sold a beard to somebody for a mom, quote unquote, 277 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 1: but it was clearly for the kids. Come on, so 278 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,160 Speaker 1: if you were in the mob and somebody committed a murder, 279 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:08,199 Speaker 1: you would go and tell somebody is this is this 280 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,640 Speaker 1: a trick question? Like they do in interviews for chops, 281 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,639 Speaker 1: I wouldn't join the mob. What kind of interviews are 282 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:19,439 Speaker 1: you going on? Family business? Slinging dogs, slinging goopy dogs 283 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,960 Speaker 1: at at the Cup is a family business. Yeah, my 284 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,800 Speaker 1: dad sold goopy dogs. I sell goopy dogs, and if 285 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: I have kids one day, it's going to continue in 286 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:34,320 Speaker 1: the family tradition of two to three. Well, hey there, Jackey, 287 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,720 Speaker 1: what's going on here? What are you guys talking about? 288 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:41,000 Speaker 1: It's just the game. Oh god, we're talking about how 289 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 1: he kept doing this year. Well, they're in last place 290 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 1: like usual, but they stopped bunting for once, which is nice. 291 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:55,240 Speaker 1: We're just talking. We're just talking about his intergenerational family 292 00:17:55,320 --> 00:18:00,520 Speaker 1: of hot dogs on. Yeah. Well, I come from a 293 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:05,240 Speaker 1: long line of biggers. You can't imagine what it's like 294 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:09,840 Speaker 1: in your household. Well, you know, my father started serving 295 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 1: beer eighty years ago and earned enough money to buy 296 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,560 Speaker 1: a nice house in the suburbs. I don't have to 297 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,159 Speaker 1: do this. I don't even take a salary. I just 298 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:33,680 Speaker 1: love serving copy. Jeez, Mom, you're gonna have to talk 299 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,480 Speaker 1: a little out. I mean we are at the game. 300 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,480 Speaker 1: Dad hasn't even looked over at us. Yeah, he's in 301 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,600 Speaker 1: the zone. You know when he watches sports, he's got 302 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:46,280 Speaker 1: his blinders on. He's just looking forward. He's in the zone. Honey. 303 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,719 Speaker 1: I know. I'm not sure if you're noticing, but oh 304 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:53,800 Speaker 1: my god, this team, this team is playing completely different today. 305 00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 1: Belt in the balls, way out of the park. Something's changed. 306 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,800 Speaker 1: I love it all right, and you having it okay? Good? 307 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,800 Speaker 1: And I love you Dad, So that works out great. 308 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,320 Speaker 1: Don't just keep it down, don't you're pushing it. You 309 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: aren't pushing it, Mark, can I get one ship? You're 310 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,639 Speaker 1: pushing it again. You're really pushing it today, really pushing 311 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:24,520 Speaker 1: it to batting Herb Kowalski first base, sag equity after. 312 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,399 Speaker 1: I think, wow, he's doing like a little Charleston on 313 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:35,040 Speaker 1: that plate. To prepare himself. Look at that, you see 314 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,520 Speaker 1: to take a little take a page out of these 315 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 1: players books and change it up. Change it up for yourself, 316 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:47,440 Speaker 1: because this you comporting yourself at these games. We don't 317 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:53,920 Speaker 1: stop coming, you don't stop misbehaving, and I can't blame 318 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,560 Speaker 1: myself as the mother. I won't do it. I won't 319 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:04,720 Speaker 1: take any you know, must bill, We'll take it, you know. Uh, honey, honey, 320 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: what what are you talking about? Oh? Now you're in 321 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,120 Speaker 1: the family. Oh now you're in the family. Just wanted 322 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:16,040 Speaker 1: to check in. How is everything going with that cold bear? 323 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 1: I gave your son? You're the one who gave my 324 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,879 Speaker 1: son cold. I got it for you. I got it 325 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,960 Speaker 1: for you. And now obviously you've had a few SIPs 326 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,560 Speaker 1: because you're really wilding out. Now, all right, everybody, the 327 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,560 Speaker 1: cats out of the bag. I'm loose as a goose. 328 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,960 Speaker 1: I'm loose as a Goose. Last game, my son punched 329 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:38,920 Speaker 1: me in the face, so you can't imagine that this game, 330 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,760 Speaker 1: I want to real admit a little bit. I want 331 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,040 Speaker 1: him to be a little more comportant. And you're over here, 332 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:51,520 Speaker 1: look out that ball. That ball broke the fourth wall. 333 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,880 Speaker 1: And here we are at the top of the fourth inning, 334 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,760 Speaker 1: and once again always joined with my partner Steven Franklin, 335 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,640 Speaker 1: and what the Cubs are really at the bottom this year. 336 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,080 Speaker 1: But what do you think that's gonna be something that's 337 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:11,400 Speaker 1: gonna help them turn it around? Steve? Well, I think 338 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,840 Speaker 1: the one thing that would if I was going to 339 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,120 Speaker 1: be out on the field and I was playing baseball, 340 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,680 Speaker 1: I try to make sure that every time a ball 341 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 1: came at me, I knocked at the hill out of 342 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 1: the park. Good strategy, Steve. Steve's always that's that's what 343 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,760 Speaker 1: I do when I play baseball, or when I did 344 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,200 Speaker 1: when I was a professional baseball player. But you know, yeah, 345 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,879 Speaker 1: our careers don't last that long. Excuse to me. And 346 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:35,199 Speaker 1: I'm sir Ian McKellen and was asked to provide play 347 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,600 Speaker 1: by play, if you will, a commentary on today's game. 348 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,800 Speaker 1: Sure there's the mic right there, going pick that up 349 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:46,840 Speaker 1: and put on the home Great. Great, I don't need 350 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:53,440 Speaker 1: to be amplified, sir, as I project from my dietphram. Alright, great, Surrey, 351 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,520 Speaker 1: and it's a pleasured to have you. Ley, gentlemen, were 352 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,560 Speaker 1: joined by Surrey and come into us a live from 353 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,520 Speaker 1: here in studio. And why don't you take this next 354 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:07,240 Speaker 1: pitch coming up? Big black Bucks, bleed blue blood. That 355 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:16,440 Speaker 1: fastball shut up pass because he hit it. He hit it, 356 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,879 Speaker 1: it didn't pass. It didn't pass him. Oh, the Cubs 357 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,199 Speaker 1: are really starting to turn around, sir. And it was 358 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,719 Speaker 1: absolutely correct. And uh, well, the home runs going on 359 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,760 Speaker 1: where I want to say that we're brought to you 360 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:32,640 Speaker 1: by Subway. Subway Eating Fresh is new and we have 361 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 1: no more sponsors. So welcome back Subway Eat Fresh coach, coach. 362 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,200 Speaker 1: Should we do an encore? They're they're cheering for us, 363 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,960 Speaker 1: not the game's over. We won. You don't do an encore. 364 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 1: You can go out and bow to the crowd. I 365 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 1: guess we'll do. We'll do certainly, also do a cool down, right, 366 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:56,879 Speaker 1: because we don't want any kind of fatigued lyre on. 367 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,359 Speaker 1: We want to cool it down, face right, whatever you 368 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,320 Speaker 1: need for somehow it worked today. Okay, guys, coach, do 369 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,720 Speaker 1: we have a u A Wednesday matinee? I mean a 370 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,680 Speaker 1: double header tomorrow. Don't call the matinees? All right, Yes, 371 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,320 Speaker 1: we do have a doubleheader, so gets so get some rest, guys, 372 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:18,320 Speaker 1: and protect your your throat with some some tea and honey. Okay, 373 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,280 Speaker 1: because vocal fatigue is a real thing. And I don't 374 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,200 Speaker 1: even know why I'm saying this. I'm both sucked into 375 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:29,160 Speaker 1: this theater thing, coach, Coach, would would you agree? Oh? Please? Uh, 376 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,159 Speaker 1: you're the bigger lead. You go first. I was just 377 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 1: gonna say, would you agree that the scene? The scene's 378 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,960 Speaker 1: almost over because everyone's leaving the stands and stuff. What 379 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,760 Speaker 1: do you mean? Seen? This is my life up here 380 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:55,280 Speaker 1: and see what does that? What does that mean? Okay, 381 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,400 Speaker 1: let us go on to our second scene. He comes 382 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:03,720 Speaker 1: to us from listener Anny Tanner. No, yeah, he has 383 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,080 Speaker 1: every time. Oh my god, it's a good name. Danny 384 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:12,080 Speaker 1: Tanner says, hello, alchemist. The scene suggestion is for everyone's 385 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:19,320 Speaker 1: favorite baby boy, Chris. Yeah. The suggestion is surfs up 386 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:26,800 Speaker 1: dude from Danny in Saskatchewan. Oh man, those waves are crushed, Chan, 387 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:32,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out there. I can't wait, all right, 388 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:36,840 Speaker 1: just gonna be be by myself all up. Oh hey 389 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:41,280 Speaker 1: you you you're going out to the waves over there? Yeah? Man, uh, 390 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,200 Speaker 1: you know what, there's nobody's super today, right, I'm sorry, 391 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,600 Speaker 1: what did you say? I said, you notice there's nobody's 392 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,679 Speaker 1: surfing out there today, right, No, it's just gonna be 393 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 1: me in the ocean. There's a shark out there. There's 394 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,560 Speaker 1: just shark out There was a lot of rain, and 395 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,639 Speaker 1: the rain brought a lot of debris, and the sharks 396 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,960 Speaker 1: are eating up the debris like they're hungry, hungry hippos. 397 00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,840 Speaker 1: You gotta be careful. I go up north if I 398 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,000 Speaker 1: were you. I'm sorry you said that the rain brought 399 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,960 Speaker 1: in a lot of debris, and the debris brought in 400 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,800 Speaker 1: a lot of sharks. I don't know if you know 401 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,760 Speaker 1: how this works, but a lot of the like debris 402 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,879 Speaker 1: on the streets came out into the water, and of 403 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,280 Speaker 1: course it's like hamburger bones and stuff like that out 404 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,040 Speaker 1: in the ocean. Sharks come in gobble it up, and 405 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,840 Speaker 1: when they're done, if they eat at all, they're gonna 406 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,640 Speaker 1: get surfers. So what I'd say is go up north, 407 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,920 Speaker 1: and there's no no sharks up there. No debris up there, 408 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,880 Speaker 1: don't don't They're all the sharks are coming right down here. 409 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,080 Speaker 1: I'm trying trying and tell you look around, you see 410 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,800 Speaker 1: any of the surfers, Hey, Steph, I wouldn't go out 411 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 1: there if I were you. It looks pretty sharky today. Yeah, 412 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,199 Speaker 1: but I'm totally one with the sharks. Not I know, 413 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,720 Speaker 1: I know, And I think that's the conversation we need 414 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,880 Speaker 1: to have. Hey, Sky, come in here. When I went 415 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,480 Speaker 1: into that sound bath, I became one with the sharks, 416 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,359 Speaker 1: and they guaranteed me that within that uh, within that, 417 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,960 Speaker 1: don't Sky? Hey, what's going on? Guys? I'm talking to 418 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,680 Speaker 1: her about the shark situation and then maybe she shouldn't 419 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,880 Speaker 1: go on today because of the sharks. Yeah, a lot 420 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:08,879 Speaker 1: of sharks. But but what are you doing? Sky? But 421 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: you know, I gotta say, like if you can you know, 422 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,919 Speaker 1: catch a sweet wave, you know, uh like narrowly avoiding 423 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:23,880 Speaker 1: uh shark, then I mean then you're the ultimate. Then 424 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,719 Speaker 1: you're the ultimate, you know, So I gotta put that 425 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,320 Speaker 1: out there. You know, sharks aren't here to eat me. Sharks, 426 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,840 Speaker 1: you know, yes, like the way that they figured things 427 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,720 Speaker 1: out is with their mouth. But then once they're gonna 428 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,680 Speaker 1: taste like unless they've gone rogue and their rogue sharks 429 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,480 Speaker 1: who've gotten like, you know, a bit of like a 430 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,760 Speaker 1: flavor for the humans. Like they're not going to you 431 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,120 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like they're not They're gonna take 432 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,359 Speaker 1: an exploratory bite, an exploratory by, and it kind of 433 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,080 Speaker 1: depends on where the explorat ray bite comes from. It's 434 00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,159 Speaker 1: like whether you're but Steff, remember the last time we 435 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,919 Speaker 1: were out there and you've got that huge barrel, you 436 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,280 Speaker 1: got so painted, right, and you were like that right, 437 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:04,439 Speaker 1: absolutely right. Well, I'm gonna be honest, I got scared. 438 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,480 Speaker 1: I thought maybe I wasn't gonna see my little gram anymore. Greg, 439 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,960 Speaker 1: are you trying to tell me something? Because if it's 440 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 1: about the sharks, it's about the sharks. But if it's 441 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,960 Speaker 1: about you wanting to get with this, then that's a 442 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 1: whole another conversation that we need to have. Bow maybe 443 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,960 Speaker 1: at eight o'clock Saturday night. I am free. I love 444 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,880 Speaker 1: their garlic, not I would go fucking eight for that, 445 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:33,960 Speaker 1: oh man, garlic not to look at Look out the window. 446 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,160 Speaker 1: Look there's one surfer out there. I don't recognize hithing. 447 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,400 Speaker 1: He's not local. A nube. What are you trying to 448 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,119 Speaker 1: distract me from? Like me and you're getting together? I 449 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:49,320 Speaker 1: don't know you just I just tossed that like, yeah, 450 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,320 Speaker 1: remind me of that one time I got that a footer. 451 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:59,199 Speaker 1: Remind me bro the second guys, the nube is surrounded 452 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:04,280 Speaker 1: by finn and what it? All right? We got him surrounded. 453 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Speaker 1: That's uh, who's gonna take the first bite? I want 454 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,359 Speaker 1: to exploratory bite on him. Well, you're a newbie. You 455 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:17,080 Speaker 1: should wait till talk him. Grandpa should go first. Grandpa's 456 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 1: the oldest. To your grandpa, what do you what is? Grandpa? Well, uh, 457 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,359 Speaker 1: I don't think these old teeth can handle anything other 458 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,600 Speaker 1: than stale hamburger. But no, no, Grandpa, you still got 459 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,080 Speaker 1: You saw your doctor this year. You're in great shape. 460 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 1: All right? What if? What if I chewing up in 461 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 1: baby bird? It to your grandpa? Alright, grows gross gross. 462 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:46,880 Speaker 1: It's at least do me the honor of letting me 463 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:52,280 Speaker 1: have an exploratory bite. Yeah, that makes sense. Grandpa goes first. Alright, 464 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:56,200 Speaker 1: Grandpa goes. If he surfed back around, Grandpa goes first. 465 00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:01,880 Speaker 1: We all agree. Hey, dude, dude, put your feet up 466 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,160 Speaker 1: on your board. Don't let him dangle down there. My 467 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,719 Speaker 1: feet are dangling, dude, you don't do that. Put your 468 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,840 Speaker 1: feet on the board. I already warned him not to 469 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,280 Speaker 1: go out there. I don't know what the hell he's 470 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,840 Speaker 1: doing out there. Who's up, Lifeguard, Luke? You three know 471 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 1: I'm about to go out there, right, You're not gonna 472 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,120 Speaker 1: go out there and join them. I'm only gonna go 473 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,200 Speaker 1: I'm not going out there. But as Steph goes out there, 474 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 1: you know I got to go out there. She's got 475 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,680 Speaker 1: my heart on my leash, my leash with its barring 476 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:32,880 Speaker 1: my leash. What and if they both go out there, 477 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,920 Speaker 1: then it's probably covered and Sky doesn't have to Sky won't. 478 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,840 Speaker 1: Sky won't, Skuy won't. But but right now it looks 479 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,960 Speaker 1: like all those all those sharks are circling that guy 480 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,440 Speaker 1: out there. Well, I've warned New Bruni, I'm not going 481 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,320 Speaker 1: out there, and I'm not gonna help him. He should 482 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,000 Speaker 1: have known, he should have gone north, but he didn't. 483 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,200 Speaker 1: Isn't it your job? Isn't your job to help serve 484 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 1: and protect? Look at all those fins. You think I 485 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 1: want to go out there and get bit bro bro, 486 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:01,320 Speaker 1: get one with the shark, Get off your board, circle 487 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:09,040 Speaker 1: it yourself takes to the left, fence to the right. Wow, yeah, 488 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:14,080 Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna get off my board alright, shark, 489 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,600 Speaker 1: So it's uh, we're gonna let grandpa go first. What 490 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:24,440 Speaker 1: the hell he's just he's getting in here. Wait? Wait, 491 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,960 Speaker 1: are we sure this guy, this thing is not half shark? 492 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,040 Speaker 1: Oh he's swimming with us. Now, maybe he's half shart. Grandpa. 493 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:35,160 Speaker 1: Do you recognize him? Yeah, he looks familiar. Alright, so 494 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:40,120 Speaker 1: maybe he's shark. Maybe he's look but don't don't ask me. 495 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,200 Speaker 1: When's the last It's more about smell and taste anyway 496 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,120 Speaker 1: with shark. That's right, that's right, we know that. Well. 497 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,880 Speaker 1: I lost my sense of smell and taste a couple 498 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,640 Speaker 1: of days ago. I don't know if I'll be able 499 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,720 Speaker 1: to do it. You lost your smell and taste? Uh? Yeah, 500 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:10,120 Speaker 1: well you're sick, dude. You got comment covid shark, stay 501 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,720 Speaker 1: at home covid sharks. But I wanted to go to school, Steff, stuff, 502 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 1: where are you going? I have to get in there. 503 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 1: He's flailing, he's absolutely flailing. I don't want to I 504 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,760 Speaker 1: don't want to keep you from doing what your heart 505 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:33,080 Speaker 1: is telling you you need to do well. I'm not 506 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,800 Speaker 1: coming out there to we know, we know, Luke, we 507 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,160 Speaker 1: don't made it very clear. I don't want you to 508 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,040 Speaker 1: come made it very clear. I really don't want that. Greg. 509 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,520 Speaker 1: I'm going out there and I'm making you a solid promise. 510 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,480 Speaker 1: I am coming back and we're gonna go to Buccanepo 511 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,160 Speaker 1: and fill our taste buttons. The water's cold, the water's cold. 512 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,640 Speaker 1: All right, you better get going stuff, We better get going, okay, 513 00:31:55,680 --> 00:32:02,480 Speaker 1: but we're gonna have that garl it. Go get him broa. Okay, wait, Greg, 514 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: I feel like there's been like a turd. I feel 515 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:09,400 Speaker 1: like now you're bra and like it's like like fuel 516 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,360 Speaker 1: the water, you know, like and like you'll see the shark. 517 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:16,600 Speaker 1: So that's it. Just go get him, getting gut him. 518 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,920 Speaker 1: But I just want to nail down this date first 519 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,360 Speaker 1: and like make sure we have that in the books 520 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,040 Speaker 1: for me to look forward to, because you know how 521 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,840 Speaker 1: they say like like surgery patients need to have hope exactly. 522 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,920 Speaker 1: I just came guys, I just came back from book 523 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,520 Speaker 1: and a Beppo and you weren't kidding about these garlic knots. 524 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,840 Speaker 1: They're insane. That's what I'm saying, Gregg. Yeah, so Saturday 525 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,040 Speaker 1: night a PM. That's when I'm pree. That's like a 526 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,040 Speaker 1: perfect date. Not he's going under you better get in 527 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,959 Speaker 1: there stuff. Yeah, I just want to Oh you, old shark. 528 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:53,960 Speaker 1: Do you recognize me? Grandpa? Is he talking to you? Yeah, yes, 529 00:32:54,280 --> 00:33:03,400 Speaker 1: old shark. Do you understand me? Yes? I do. Touch 530 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,280 Speaker 1: your nose to my nose? What the hell is this 531 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:16,200 Speaker 1: guy doing? Right? Am I holding my breath along? Oh? 532 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:23,000 Speaker 1: I'm part shark, aren't I? I think you are? You are. 533 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,480 Speaker 1: I'm finally with my people. Stay away from him. He's sick. 534 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:35,240 Speaker 1: This guy's got COVID. You're supposed to stay home. He's 535 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:40,320 Speaker 1: got COVID. It's just garbage. It's just garbage. And my gills, Steph, 536 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,880 Speaker 1: you came back. Was that guy dead or what? He's 537 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:48,000 Speaker 1: super dead? Turns out he's very very dead. But his 538 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,800 Speaker 1: his corpse have a smile on its face, and I 539 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,600 Speaker 1: think he went to a better place, you know. Yeah, 540 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,280 Speaker 1: So I let him out. I left him out there 541 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,640 Speaker 1: because yeah, you know, what goes around goes around to 542 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:05,280 Speaker 1: the ground, and he composition. I gotta get back to sure. Yeah, 543 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:11,320 Speaker 1: let's just um, let's just nail down a PM. Guys, guys, 544 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,560 Speaker 1: you gotta help me with this chicken parm because the 545 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:19,239 Speaker 1: portions are ridiculous and I definitely want to go there 546 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,760 Speaker 1: and try things for sure. Like the portions are almost 547 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:27,680 Speaker 1: a split, right, like they like a perfect family size family. 548 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,960 Speaker 1: And welcome to Bucca to peppose. My name is Charles 549 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,400 Speaker 1: and I'll be taking care of you. How many of 550 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,960 Speaker 1: you in your party? How many? How many? How many 551 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:41,640 Speaker 1: do we have? Guys? I think I think there's six 552 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:53,200 Speaker 1: in our school and that okay, see three comes to 553 00:34:53,400 --> 00:35:01,640 Speaker 1: us from Alchemy v I p. Nathaniel Jacobs. Daniel says, Hey, Alchemist, 554 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,960 Speaker 1: you've got the best comedy podcast, if not the best 555 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,880 Speaker 1: podcast period. Thank you for being the high point of 556 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,480 Speaker 1: my entertainment every week. And I want to say how 557 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,560 Speaker 1: honored I am for you to read my message during 558 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:17,080 Speaker 1: the triumphant, long awaited permanent return of Vanessa. I can 559 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,279 Speaker 1: fantasize right. I became a patroon a few months ago, 560 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,560 Speaker 1: and I strongly encourage everyone else who enjoys alchemy this 561 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,480 Speaker 1: even a little bit to do the same. Honestly, there 562 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,880 Speaker 1: is no better way to spend money on entertainment. For 563 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,319 Speaker 1: just a few dollars you get hours and hours of 564 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,520 Speaker 1: extra alchemy. This, by the way, this is what he's 565 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,799 Speaker 1: really saying, not this is he's saying this hours and 566 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,360 Speaker 1: hours of alchemy. This It was the best five dollars 567 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,600 Speaker 1: I ever spent as for my scene suggestion. And I 568 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,320 Speaker 1: carefully listen every time Chris says you wear this ahead 569 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,239 Speaker 1: of time, right, Kevin, And I think I got a 570 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,200 Speaker 1: pretty good sense of what to avoid. Will see the 571 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:59,080 Speaker 1: suggestion Indigo sincerely, and please never stop. Not no, that's 572 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:04,239 Speaker 1: that's the that's a purple. I think it's more of 573 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:10,160 Speaker 1: a more of an indigo. I mean, you're the paint guy. 574 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,000 Speaker 1: I guess you'll know. Did you want me to mix 575 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,200 Speaker 1: it up for you guys? Or do you want to 576 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:21,320 Speaker 1: check out some other palettes? Do you have something between 577 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,920 Speaker 1: between between purple and indigo, like something on the spectrum? 578 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,839 Speaker 1: Because I know it's roy g BIV and the eye 579 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:34,680 Speaker 1: is right there next to the v. Uh, So where 580 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:39,919 Speaker 1: where does purple fall between indigo and violent? It's hard 581 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:46,359 Speaker 1: because the eyes also right next to the bright for blue, right, 582 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:55,880 Speaker 1: so we know, right? Um, you know, I mean not personally, 583 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,640 Speaker 1: but yeah, because he's not real, you're not kind of 584 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,200 Speaker 1: did you guys say, you know you know Roy g 585 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,600 Speaker 1: Are you friends of Roy giv? I mean we're familiar 586 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:11,320 Speaker 1: with his work. Oh so you're not affiliated with this society? Okay, 587 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:16,719 Speaker 1: never mind anxiety? What was that about? Um? I think 588 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,960 Speaker 1: that bear actually has a strip that might be really interesting. 589 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,200 Speaker 1: Were you guys? What? What? What society? I'm right now, 590 00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,000 Speaker 1: I'm a member of the Worlster Club, the Beverly Club, 591 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,880 Speaker 1: the Soho Club. But I'm not in whatever this is. 592 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,719 Speaker 1: He comes from money, don't don't start with That's not 593 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,040 Speaker 1: my fault. I'm not ashamed of it. I'm not gonna apologize. No, No, 594 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:43,040 Speaker 1: I want to be in that club Perry Winkle. People 595 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,239 Speaker 1: really love Perry Winkle. People who like who are in 596 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,040 Speaker 1: that Violet Indigo situation. I mean, I don't know Perry 597 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,760 Speaker 1: Winkle personally, but I was invited to to Pee Diddy's 598 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,279 Speaker 1: White Party six years in a row. I'm in the 599 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,239 Speaker 1: A list groups wherever they are. I want to find 600 00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,520 Speaker 1: out what that clubs. That's all right. And now you're 601 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:05,279 Speaker 1: painting houses, that's cool, that's cool. Do it, do it. 602 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,839 Speaker 1: I don't give the money. Hey, Rick, how's uh? How 603 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,480 Speaker 1: are things going over here? And plumbing it's pretty shitty. 604 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:25,480 Speaker 1: You know hey, um, you know, um, you know how 605 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,560 Speaker 1: you've been wondering why some of us go to happy 606 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:34,520 Speaker 1: hour but you can never find the bar. Yeah, well yeah, 607 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,160 Speaker 1: I think I think we might just give you the 608 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,680 Speaker 1: address tonight, My fucking god, hold on one second, let 609 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,359 Speaker 1: me get my notebook out. No no, no, no, no, no, 610 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,839 Speaker 1: no no no no hold on. Okay, okay, two things here, Rick. 611 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,120 Speaker 1: One you can't write anything down, and two, you can't 612 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,920 Speaker 1: say anything to anybody. I didn't say anything yet. I 613 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,560 Speaker 1: just told my wife. It was gonna see. You can't. 614 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,200 Speaker 1: If you tell your wife anymore, we're gonna have to 615 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:03,040 Speaker 1: either kill her or are you you killer? I don't care, Okay, 616 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,800 Speaker 1: I want to come and hang out with the boys. 617 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,560 Speaker 1: I didn't work at a I didn't work at a 618 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,680 Speaker 1: home building place to hang out by myself drink alone 619 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,840 Speaker 1: at a bar because I thought you were going to 620 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,200 Speaker 1: down unders and nobody's there. We told you. I think 621 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,279 Speaker 1: we told you down on Honors one time. Yeah you did, Yes, 622 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,320 Speaker 1: you godd have did all right. We had to know that, 623 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,800 Speaker 1: you had to know that you were good. I'm really good. 624 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:37,879 Speaker 1: Where name? Please? Are you on the list? I'm Rick, Rick, Rick, 625 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,680 Speaker 1: And do you need the full name Rick Prentice, Rick Prentiss, 626 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:48,080 Speaker 1: Rick Prentiss, Rick Prentiss, Rick Prentiss. It's possible that I 627 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,680 Speaker 1: don't know that they know my last name, so I 628 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:55,560 Speaker 1: just start with Rick. Thet What what's the past word, 629 00:39:55,719 --> 00:40:07,320 Speaker 1: Rick Prentiss? Password? The past? Is it? Friendship? Is friendship 630 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:12,239 Speaker 1: from work? Is it? It's I can tell you the 631 00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:16,360 Speaker 1: password is not friendship from work? Just try friendship? Just 632 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:21,759 Speaker 1: try friendship. What do you mean, just try it? I 633 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,560 Speaker 1: mean this is the place they told me to go. 634 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,480 Speaker 1: My name's Rick, him on the list. I'm sorry, Rick Prentice. 635 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,800 Speaker 1: If you don't know the password, you cannot be admitted 636 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,480 Speaker 1: to the society tonight. Rick, we missed you last night. Man. 637 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,160 Speaker 1: We had a good time. We had a good time, man, 638 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,560 Speaker 1: a really good time. You forgot to mention the password. 639 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,160 Speaker 1: I gotta get back to work. No no, no, no, 640 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,200 Speaker 1: no, no no no no. Here's who's making pains today, like 641 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,880 Speaker 1: gold me. No, you didn't give me the password. That 642 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,120 Speaker 1: was on purpose. You made me look like an idiot. 643 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,080 Speaker 1: I cried in front of a man last night. Hey, 644 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,400 Speaker 1: at least you know, at least you know that you 645 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:02,080 Speaker 1: know things are happening. That didn't even look like a bar. 646 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:06,760 Speaker 1: It wasn't people, wasn't. Yeah, we wear hoods and robes 647 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:11,160 Speaker 1: and cloaks. We call them cloaks. Okay, some of us here, 648 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,399 Speaker 1: some of them is here, have proven that we can 649 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,640 Speaker 1: show up and get rejected and be okay and hopefully 650 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:21,040 Speaker 1: next time they get the password. Okay, sorry, how's your wife? 651 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,759 Speaker 1: She's good? Okay? Good? My eyes red eyes read, they're 652 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:32,680 Speaker 1: a little ready. What's your face? Name? Please? Um? Felix 653 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:38,719 Speaker 1: Alder the third, Felix Alder, the third, and the password 654 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:48,319 Speaker 1: society Roy right this way, Mr Alder, thank you? Yes, yes, yes, 655 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,600 Speaker 1: oh he's with me. Wait wait wait wait no, I'm sorry, 656 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:59,279 Speaker 1: he's not with you. Could I get your name please? Rick? 657 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,799 Speaker 1: You might remember me. The is the guy that was 658 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,160 Speaker 1: here last night, Prentice, Rick Prentice. I wasn't here last night. 659 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:14,239 Speaker 1: You weren't, Rick Prentice. Oh yes, yes, you're on the 660 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:24,879 Speaker 1: list and the password O god Bob. I was hoping 661 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,759 Speaker 1: to get transferred away from Paints if I could do 662 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:32,120 Speaker 1: maybe stock room something, not with them, direct with customer. 663 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,160 Speaker 1: You you don't want to be direct to customers. People. 664 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:41,279 Speaker 1: People are dying to work with customers. Yeah, you know 665 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,560 Speaker 1: it's not. Yeah, so then maybe those people should work 666 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,839 Speaker 1: with them. I'm feeling like it's maybe not a great 667 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,839 Speaker 1: fit for me. So um, but I would do really 668 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,360 Speaker 1: well in the stock room. Throw on some you know, earphones, 669 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,239 Speaker 1: listen to some podcasts, and and just get on with 670 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,560 Speaker 1: my day, you know, like that. I would like know 671 00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:01,080 Speaker 1: what happens in the stock room, stock things, and you 672 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,560 Speaker 1: do inventory, and it's a lot of listening that. I'm 673 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:07,680 Speaker 1: actually very strong. That's exactly what happens there. My arms 674 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,600 Speaker 1: don't look strong, but the thing is you have to 675 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:14,320 Speaker 1: lift with your legs, and my legs are very strong. 676 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,239 Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to look at him, So no, I'm 677 00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,319 Speaker 1: not asking you to look at This is why I can't. 678 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,680 Speaker 1: I shouldn't be with people, you know what I mean, Like, 679 00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,200 Speaker 1: I shouldn't do the whole customer thing. You're very awkward. 680 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,640 Speaker 1: It's not good for me. It's not good for my 681 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,600 Speaker 1: mental health. No, no, well, hey, no, say no more. 682 00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna move you over. But be aware 683 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,200 Speaker 1: of Gary back there, right Gary, he works in the 684 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:40,360 Speaker 1: stock room. Just you know what, why do you employ 685 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,520 Speaker 1: someone that you need to be wary the other employees? 686 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:47,680 Speaker 1: Of he's this is a problem, Bob. No, No, he's 687 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:53,000 Speaker 1: he's actually Gary's last name is Low, So I can't 688 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,960 Speaker 1: you understand being at a Low's. Gary gets to do 689 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,760 Speaker 1: whatever job he wants to do. But he's not a danger, 690 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,520 Speaker 1: there's no. No, I just need to be aware that 691 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,239 Speaker 1: he'll be like a little upty and annoying. No, like, 692 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,839 Speaker 1: so you don't get caught off guard when you walk 693 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,759 Speaker 1: back there and Gary's there, be aware, like be watch out, 694 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,160 Speaker 1: watch out, So there is some kind of danger. No, 695 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,319 Speaker 1: just if you're going around the corner, I'm gonna say, 696 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,520 Speaker 1: watch out. There's If there's danger, then maybe I should 697 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,160 Speaker 1: stay out on the floor because at least it's a 698 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,520 Speaker 1: public place and I have eyes on me, and there's 699 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:29,440 Speaker 1: like people to back me up and corroborate any story. Robert. No, 700 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,680 Speaker 1: there's no murders. Listen. I don't know. I don't You're 701 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,640 Speaker 1: really you're really confusing me, Bob, and you're really kind 702 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,239 Speaker 1: of freaking me out. No, I'm not trying. I can't 703 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,799 Speaker 1: leave you on the floor. Now, now that you said 704 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,600 Speaker 1: you're awkward with customers, putting you in the stock room, 705 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,960 Speaker 1: send Gary to the front. I did not say that 706 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,319 Speaker 1: I'm awkward with customers. I said that maybe it's not 707 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,560 Speaker 1: my strong suit. Um, that I would feel more comfortable 708 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,400 Speaker 1: doing a loner job. Do you want my job? Is 709 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,600 Speaker 1: that what you want? I'll just give it to you here. 710 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,360 Speaker 1: We'll switch. You wear this name tag, I'll wear yours. 711 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:07,200 Speaker 1: Do I get full benefits? Yeah, it's full switcher. Okay, okay, okay, 712 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:17,440 Speaker 1: thanks Bob. We know. Welcome. Don't say anything. I'm sorry 713 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:22,120 Speaker 1: everybody was sitting in. You're a new member, alright, Welcome 714 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:33,040 Speaker 1: to the Enna sanctum, Rick Prentice, Rick p Now, Rick, 715 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,040 Speaker 1: you may have noticed that you cannot see our faces, 716 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,640 Speaker 1: but we can see yours. You haven't earned the rights 717 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:45,759 Speaker 1: to put face covering on just yet. Uh huh? And 718 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:55,080 Speaker 1: is the right? And nimity is a right? And right? 719 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,600 Speaker 1: The spotlight is really like it's bright, so it's really 720 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,960 Speaker 1: hard to see any We can put your word back outside, Rick, 721 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,400 Speaker 1: if you'd like. No, no, no, no, no, no no 722 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,760 Speaker 1: no no. Police. Where on the color spectrum do you lie? 723 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:21,799 Speaker 1: Rick Prentice? Color spectrum yellow yellow, yellow, Then place yourself 724 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:31,440 Speaker 1: in the spectrum. Um, I this is where do you lie? 725 00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:36,200 Speaker 1: Find it? Rick? I guess just w are you? Rick? 726 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:40,440 Speaker 1: Let's see just after it seems a little strange that 727 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:45,280 Speaker 1: I'm after Orange, and then it's it's before it doesn't 728 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:53,040 Speaker 1: I guess right here is this correct? Between Orange? Hey? Rick? Um, 729 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,759 Speaker 1: quick thing, dude, Um, we're not We kind of don't 730 00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,239 Speaker 1: want you to come back, you know what I mean? 731 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:03,480 Speaker 1: Last night out and like you know, but you're going 732 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,719 Speaker 1: to go to the same place and it's the same password. Right. 733 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,040 Speaker 1: I don't I mean probably don't, but don't take guys. Sorry, Um, 734 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,920 Speaker 1: I don't mean to, but you guys need to get 735 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:17,800 Speaker 1: back to work. Um, I'm the floor manager now, and girl, 736 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,960 Speaker 1: thought you were the paint girl. There's not a lot 737 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:24,640 Speaker 1: of changes here painter like the cute little paint girl. 738 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,560 Speaker 1: That's what we always call her. No, I'm the strong, 739 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:30,080 Speaker 1: the big strong floor manager now and the big strong 740 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:35,279 Speaker 1: floor manager now. And you're gonna need to sir. You're 741 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,520 Speaker 1: gonna need to buy something or get out, and sir, 742 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,359 Speaker 1: you're going to need to get back to the louver 743 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:44,880 Speaker 1: for wit second. Actually, no, actually work now. You don't know, 744 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,560 Speaker 1: you don't. When you leave the society, you leave employment 745 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:53,359 Speaker 1: as well. Oh my god, yeah, don't tell your wife 746 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:58,360 Speaker 1: ship honey, how did you what are you doing? Home 747 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:04,520 Speaker 1: at the doors close to blinds. Hold on, Oh boy, 748 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,439 Speaker 1: I've got a lot to tell you. So yello yellow 749 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:12,480 Speaker 1: yellow yellow yellow. Oh listen, I've been discharged from a 750 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:17,960 Speaker 1: secret society and how I don't have a job. Um, 751 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,719 Speaker 1: why did you do this to last? What about our son? 752 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,640 Speaker 1: And he was fine that scene three and the end 753 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,759 Speaker 1: of our show. Everybody, let's say, let's say a couple 754 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,440 Speaker 1: of thank you as you know. First of all, I 755 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,480 Speaker 1: want to thank our in zoom Alca Maniacs, Paul Hattan 756 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:41,080 Speaker 1: and Mike del Rosso for chilling with us, hanging with us. 757 00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:42,680 Speaker 1: I also want to go around and thank you guys 758 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,600 Speaker 1: and see what you're up to. James, thank you and 759 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:48,759 Speaker 1: what are you up to? Wow? I am What am 760 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,399 Speaker 1: I up to? I've been doing a lot of game 761 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,920 Speaker 1: front stuff. Check out game Front game front dot COM's 762 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,319 Speaker 1: web page. We'll bring you over to where we really are, 763 00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:02,239 Speaker 1: putting the last on a YouTube channel, game Front terrific. Jackie, Ruthy, 764 00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,239 Speaker 1: thank you and what are you up to? Thank you 765 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,640 Speaker 1: so much? Um? You know, I'm Jackie to Ruthie on 766 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,600 Speaker 1: Instagram and that's where I'll post, you know, new things 767 00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:16,200 Speaker 1: when I'm when I'm up to what's going on. Um, 768 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,680 Speaker 1: I have a show and I'm not sure when this 769 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,759 Speaker 1: this comes out, but I think that it would come 770 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:28,280 Speaker 1: out before the fourteen, perhaps April of April April fourteen, 771 00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:32,080 Speaker 1: there's a Pony Pony show at the west Side Comedy 772 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,520 Speaker 1: Theater that will have a lot of similar players to 773 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,400 Speaker 1: this podcast, and either way be very fun and I 774 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,480 Speaker 1: will be there. Um, I will be doing that show 775 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,640 Speaker 1: live at the west Side Comedy Theater. And on the 776 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,280 Speaker 1: twenty two is Earth Day, so don't forget to uh 777 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:54,439 Speaker 1: to celebrate. That's one of my favorite. Congratulations on your 778 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,800 Speaker 1: on your award winning short film, thank You is award 779 00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:01,000 Speaker 1: winning now it is award winning you your husband made 780 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:06,200 Speaker 1: and it was great. Congratulations on that. Okay, Craig Kaikowski, 781 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,759 Speaker 1: thank you, And what are you up to? Well, a 782 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:13,000 Speaker 1: self tape just came in, so with any with any luck, 783 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,880 Speaker 1: that will turn into a job on TV and then 784 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,239 Speaker 1: I'll be able to tell you about it eight months 785 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,520 Speaker 1: from now. We're just I know, we're just wrapping up, 786 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,000 Speaker 1: but let's just quickly explain to people who don't know 787 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,400 Speaker 1: what self tape what that means. Well, it used to 788 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,080 Speaker 1: be that all auditions you'd go to a casting office 789 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,719 Speaker 1: somewhere in the Greater Los Angeles area. You drive all 790 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,880 Speaker 1: around town, so you do have the convenience of everything 791 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,040 Speaker 1: can be done from home. But it really is just 792 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,760 Speaker 1: you're you're reading with your significant other or a friend. Uh, 793 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,319 Speaker 1: You're you're taping it. You're sending it off into the ether, 794 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:49,520 Speaker 1: never to be heard from again. Well break a leg 795 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,479 Speaker 1: with that, and uh you know. But also you know, Craig, 796 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,920 Speaker 1: you book baby, and if you go in there with 797 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:58,239 Speaker 1: that booking mentality, you're gonna book. I usually slate by 798 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:03,920 Speaker 1: saying I booked Craig Ktkowski five for eleven Los Angeles. 799 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,560 Speaker 1: I booked baby. That would be good like a tool 800 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,600 Speaker 1: saying thank you so much and what are you up to? Uh? 801 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,439 Speaker 1: Not much. I'm getting back on stage. I'm I got 802 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,520 Speaker 1: a sketch show coming up a couple of weeks. You 803 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,360 Speaker 1: can follow me on a tool time A T U 804 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,240 Speaker 1: L T I M E. On Instagram and on Twitter 805 00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,479 Speaker 1: and uh my website of toolsing dot com. I usually 806 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,160 Speaker 1: will have my shows listened there. So if you're in 807 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,360 Speaker 1: the area, come on out. I'd love to see you 808 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,480 Speaker 1: in person. And I guess you and I will probably 809 00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:36,200 Speaker 1: probably be joining Jackie on that Pretty Pretty Ponny Show. Yes, Yes, 810 00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:42,000 Speaker 1: absolutely or fourteen for fourteen. Well, thank you all for 811 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,279 Speaker 1: being here and let's think our engineer and produce. You 812 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:48,640 Speaker 1: to the stars, Mr Doug Baby and the fine folks 813 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,640 Speaker 1: that I hurt Media. I have been your guest host 814 00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,440 Speaker 1: Chris ov Rodo, and I thank you for listening and 815 00:51:54,520 --> 00:52:07,440 Speaker 1: until next time, Yes Up.