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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this edition of the

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Speaker 1: Sitewater Rafting Trip. I think we may have done that,

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Speaker 1: then let's do it to chapter forty two, The Zitness

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Speaker 1: of the Whale from Moby Dick, brought to you by

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Speaker 1: at Johnny Davis or Johnny D. Kniforce whatever. All those

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Speaker 1: numbers are shout out to you for that trend inspired

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Speaker 1: a k a uh here with Lacy mos Lee. Hello,

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Speaker 1: how are you, dear Lacey Good? So good to hear you,

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Speaker 1: so good to see you over zoom. Um. Let's just

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Speaker 1: get into some of these trends have them. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what the funk they mean, but the first one

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Speaker 1: I do. Anderson Cooper is trending because he had the

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Speaker 1: My Pillow guy on his show last night and it

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Speaker 1: was a disaster for the my Pillow. I mean, the

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Speaker 1: whole thing is just a farce. He was out here

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Speaker 1: preaching some miracle cure that had never been FDA approved,

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Speaker 1: and he's like trying to tell Anderson Cooper it works,

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Speaker 1: and Anderson is just looking at him like, sir, you

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Speaker 1: have no medical experience. Uh, you just sell pillows? Or

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Speaker 1: what makes you different than a snake oil salesman? And

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Speaker 1: he's like that, Yeah, you don't understand. The whole thing

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Speaker 1: is because this guy, like Anderson just read him. He's like,

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Speaker 1: the deal is this man who made up this fake

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Speaker 1: drug went to you because you know the president, and

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Speaker 1: if he can get you and the president on board

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Speaker 1: with my drug, I can make a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: And also I will give you a position on the

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Speaker 1: board of this company because once it does begin selling,

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Speaker 1: you will reap the profits. Right. And he's also given

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Speaker 1: me very much Papa John's sweaty energy. You know you

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Speaker 1: can you know, like when people wear the cross like

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Speaker 1: very visibly and it like almost becomes meaningless like some people,

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Speaker 1: you know, Like it's like he's wearing that to almost

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Speaker 1: be like this should be a shield from criticism because

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Speaker 1: I'm a good Christian man. I don't. That's just it

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Speaker 1: feels like a prop for your identity image. Kid. Where

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Speaker 1: it's located too. He's got it out, he's pulled it

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Speaker 1: outside of his pink button down, and he's wearing like

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Speaker 1: this blue blazer and it's like it's not even hanging right,

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Speaker 1: like he needed more length on the rope. I don't

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Speaker 1: think he wears it off because it ain't even hitting

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Speaker 1: like it should or he needs to unbutton that that

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Speaker 1: shot and give us some chest meat in the cross.

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Speaker 1: Oh you want that? Okay, Well let's see what happens.

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Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. Uh next, r I p eminem?

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Speaker 1: Why is it? Why is that trending? I just know

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Speaker 1: Eminem is not uh not died. Marshall Mathers is not died.

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Speaker 1: So this is something else unless he probably did some

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Speaker 1: other you know, like problematic ship. I'm not sure, but

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Speaker 1: it's under hip hop. Do we know anything? No. Um.

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Speaker 1: So it's a lot of people just saying r I

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Speaker 1: p eminem right now, and nobody's really saying what actually happened.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of people responding to it. Yeah. So

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Speaker 1: it's just a thing where because I feel like, if

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Speaker 1: you're really sucking around, that's what you do. Like if

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Speaker 1: you know, let's say that we actually have an army

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Speaker 1: of fake accounts that you and I used to sort

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Speaker 1: of sway public opinion and cause Twitter trends, which we don't,

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Speaker 1: but if we did, and we do pay a sizeable

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Speaker 1: amount of money to a group in the Caribbean to

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Speaker 1: do so, you know, it seems like a thing where

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Speaker 1: people would get together all the time and just say

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Speaker 1: r I P this celebrity get it going, and then

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Speaker 1: everyone's like, why does this thing ending? And for no Rea,

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Speaker 1: this feels like K pop's doing From everything that I'm scurorelling,

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Speaker 1: it looks like this is K pop. K pop is

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Speaker 1: doing this, and a lot of people are being shady

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Speaker 1: saying like oh like showing pictures of Ellen degenerous and

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Speaker 1: being like yo, r I P M those are happening

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Speaker 1: to But yeah, it looks like this is all fully

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Speaker 1: K pop runs Twitter, And sometimes I love it because

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Speaker 1: you know, they really know how to get to Donald

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Speaker 1: Trump um. And then other times we're just like, okay, pop, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a double story. But you know what, I'll let

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Speaker 1: y'all can have it, so good good luck with that. Yeah. Next,

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Speaker 1: Kanye West and Steve Harvey. They were making a big

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Speaker 1: old splash oh at at Chick fil A? What did like?

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey said it was Kanye tweeting a photo of him,

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Speaker 1: saying like, Steve came to check on me and like

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Speaker 1: we got hungry. He yeah, he tweeted me and Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey was hungry, um hmm. And it's a picture of

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Speaker 1: them at Chicken fil A with what seems to be

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Speaker 1: like quite a bit of food. I'm seeing nuggets here,

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Speaker 1: definitely a twelve count. I'm seeing a grilled chicken sandwich.

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Speaker 1: That's those are healthier than the fried ones, about four

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Speaker 1: calories per serving. It's pretty Do you know that? Do

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Speaker 1: we know that's grilled because it could also be deluxe

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Speaker 1: because I got the lettuce on there. I can't quite see,

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Speaker 1: but grilled one does have lettuce on it, but you

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Speaker 1: can also get that. You can get the spicy deluxe

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Speaker 1: that also has lettuce into Oh yeah, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 1: It might be because he does have the fried nuggets

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Speaker 1: next to us, so you could be crazy. He's reaching

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Speaker 1: into the bag for fries. And then in the back

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Speaker 1: I see a milkshake, another Chick fil A bag, and

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Speaker 1: a large soda, so it seems as though they're having

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Speaker 1: quite the meal. And some people notice that Steve Harvey's

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Speaker 1: kind of sticking out, and people are presuming that that's

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Speaker 1: that loud, that he just got that creppy on them

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Speaker 1: like that. Okay, uh, now let me look at it,

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Speaker 1: because it looks it looks like a square. It looks

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Speaker 1: like that old man move where he's like, because he's

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Speaker 1: already wearing the zip off cargo shorts, where he's like,

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Speaker 1: we might go water rafting, and he's like, I better

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Speaker 1: put my, like my my good stuff in a zip

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Speaker 1: block bag so it doesn't get water. Dammage. Who let

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Speaker 1: him buy these cargoes? Miles? I didn't even That was

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Speaker 1: the first thing I clocked. I was like, you have failed,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Both that was a long time ago and

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Speaker 1: also like the look, let's just drag him. What's going

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Speaker 1: on with that watch? Is that an off brand like

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Speaker 1: Apple Watch? Is it some rich people ship I've not

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Speaker 1: heard about? Because so it's the a P I don't know.

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Speaker 1: These pants are too tight and too loose at the

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Speaker 1: same time. They're too loose around the legs. They're way

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Speaker 1: too tight around the man area. Zach Fox said he

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Speaker 1: got that meat folded up like old paperwork. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: other people are saying that Steve Harvey has that wop.

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Speaker 1: So Steve, there's a lot of here and I don't

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Speaker 1: understand any of it. Yeah, well, you know, there's two

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Speaker 1: buddies go to have a good time Chick fil A

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Speaker 1: where they a lot of franchisees owners. It's funny when

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Speaker 1: I've I've noticed recently when Fox News does stories about

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Speaker 1: one franchise where they were wearing back the blue shirts,

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Speaker 1: that's usually I've noticed how Fox News begins to depict

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Speaker 1: Chick fil A and you know what other franchises, But

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Speaker 1: Chick fil A is problematic. It's bigg at Chicken. They

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Speaker 1: have definitely funded a lot of messed up organizations. Don't

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Speaker 1: need it, don't need it, don't need it. It's hard.

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Speaker 1: It's hard, though, I'm not gonna lie. It's hard, but

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Speaker 1: it's not that hard. Uh. And then finally, bubonic plague

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Speaker 1: is trending because of course it is, because it's and

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Speaker 1: everything is possible this year. But they're saying this headline

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Speaker 1: is California just saw its first plague case in five years.

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Speaker 1: Experts explain why you shouldn't panic. I okay, So it

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Speaker 1: sounds like there was just another case in Colorado, like

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Speaker 1: a month ago, the plague in a nan mall. They

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Speaker 1: say plague. They this expert saying plague is naturally present

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Speaker 1: in many parts of California, including higher elevation areas of

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Speaker 1: El Dorado County. Uh, and it's just you know it,

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Speaker 1: but we don't. We ain't gotta we gotta deal with it.

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Speaker 1: We gotta worry about it, right, And apparently it never disappeared,

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Speaker 1: and there's always like a few cases a year and

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Speaker 1: they give you antibiotics. So the plague has been out here.

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Speaker 1: I think plague is just we never gave it a

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Speaker 1: better name, like COVID nineteen sounds like, oh, it's a

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Speaker 1: virus or whatever, imagic. If we called coronavirus the plague,

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Speaker 1: they should and we can call it and then bubonic plague.

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Speaker 1: We switched that out for COVID, right, you know, because

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Speaker 1: people don't give up. I don't know what the Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it really is a branding thing. That's a good point.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's what we need you to do,

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Speaker 1: like a daily dispatch and like y'all the Plagueya don't

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Speaker 1: catch the plague, don't look around and find out. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't worry not even though it's just very unsettling because

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Speaker 1: everything's fucking the moments you think is a joke and

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Speaker 1: it's not. But I'm glad to know that it is

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Speaker 1: not a pressing matter and we can just go back

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Speaker 1: to worrying about creeping well for fascism and white supremacy.

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Speaker 1: That we can. Yeah, we can continue to just sweat

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Speaker 1: bullets over that ship. Um. So you know, good good.

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Speaker 1: I guess all's well. That ends well. Huh So, Lacy,

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Speaker 1: thanks for uh you know, coming with me on this

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Speaker 1: trend trendtastic journey. Um, maybe I'll maybe I'll see tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe keep this combo going a little bit. Maybe

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Speaker 1: people have caught on to know if someone's trending from

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Speaker 1: the trending episode, you might see them tomorrow. With that, y'all,

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Speaker 1: please be safe out there. There is play going around, uh,

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Speaker 1: and please treat it as such because there are lots

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Speaker 1: of people dying in many vulnerable communities are being affected

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Speaker 1: adversely much more than places that have access to different

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Speaker 1: if you if you can socially distance, please do that

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Speaker 1: as more as possible. And you know, then if you can,

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Speaker 1: if you can take a big chunk out of white

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Speaker 1: supremacies as during the day though, you might as well

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Speaker 1: do that too, because Sight Yang will back you as

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Speaker 1: long as it's leaking. All right, until then, take care

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Speaker 1: of peace and blessings by