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Speaker 1: You ready for this, Scotty, give me a little something.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go one for you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this might be my favorite so far. Blind bisexual goose,

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Speaker 2: stuck in love triangle with two swans dies aged forty.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that is certainly bananas do world?

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Speaker 4: Would you believed? Jill Pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you.

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Speaker 4: Bana baby banana? Banana ba baby banana ba.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurb Brown older and.

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Speaker 1: I'm Scotti Landis. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I want to get into that one very quickly, but

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Speaker 3: first I want to bring on our very special guest.

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Speaker 3: Kurt introduce you and are listening audience to the wonderful

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Speaker 3: Danny Fernandez.

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Speaker 5: Here I am. You guys can't even see how bright

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Speaker 5: I am.

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Speaker 2: I'm just your voices.

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Speaker 6: Yes, that too.

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Speaker 5: I was saying, like, how how vibrant my clothing is

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Speaker 5: that I have nowhere to go out in? But I

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Speaker 5: want to show y'all I'm like a neon sign right now.

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Speaker 1: Danny has a neon orange.

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Speaker 3: I've learned how to say orange lately because I'm from

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Speaker 3: Maryland and kurts some Jersey, So Kurt, you probably also

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Speaker 3: say orange orange.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and we say, how do you say crayon, crayon, crayon.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I'd say it immediately. I immediately say

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Speaker 2: it the way the last person said it.

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Speaker 1: That's so funny.

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Speaker 2: That's a problem with like with my I think my personality.

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Speaker 2: But actually I've been starting to just do like put

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Speaker 2: like some product in my hair, and I don't leave

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Speaker 2: my house. I don't leave my house. I'm just taking

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Speaker 2: care of children all day and I'm still like doing

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Speaker 2: it with a little product in my hair.

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Speaker 1: You should.

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Speaker 3: You got to take care of yourself during this time.

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Speaker 3: No matter who you are, you do gotta do what

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Speaker 3: not doing anything at all. That's also totally fine to

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Speaker 5: I've been cutting my own hair, and now I'm convinced

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Speaker 5: that it's a scam.

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Speaker 6: Like, look at how good it looks. Look at it

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Speaker 6: cut my own bangs.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very good. It looks professionally done.

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Speaker 5: I just watched like three YouTube tutorials and now I'm

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Speaker 5: licensed and I will never pay another person again.

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Speaker 2: Are you always?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, curtybe? No, It's okay. This is a classic

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Speaker 1: Zoom lag we got zoom lag baby.

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Speaker 2: Zoom guys, there's gonna be a little stepping on it.

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Speaker 2: I want Scotty to go.

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Speaker 1: How much is a woman's haircut?

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's like typically around sixty bucks. I feel like,

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Speaker 5: but that's on the that's like average. I feel it

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Speaker 5: could be more. That's just a cut. And I don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife used to get her hair like just highlighted,

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Speaker 2: and she would just be gone for half a day.

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Speaker 2: It would just be like, what are you doing. She's like,

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Speaker 2: I'm getting highlights and I'm like, it's been six hours.

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Speaker 2: She's like, I know. I'm not enjoying it either.

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Speaker 5: Also, like, how far have we moved in hair technology?

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Speaker 5: It's twenty twenty.

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Speaker 6: Why does it take six hours?

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Speaker 3: Oh man, there's this guy that opened this great place

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Speaker 3: in my neighborhood in LA and I was like, perfect,

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Speaker 1: It was they tried too hard. Some of these places

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Speaker 3: Everybody's wearing these It was kind of like an old

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Speaker 3: I'll do your thing. And then they cut your hair,

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Speaker 3: I think it was like eighty dollars. Yeah, in my life,

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Speaker 3: I'd never paid more than thirty dollars and so, and.

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Speaker 5: It's so funny because I had the classic bowl cut

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Speaker 2: Oh, I had the exact same thing. I have photos

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Speaker 2: of me at age five. My mom has a ball cut,

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Speaker 6: Go to therapy.

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Speaker 2: Stop you guys ready for this story?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Say the headline one more time because I was having

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Speaker 1: First off.

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Speaker 2: Okay, blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans,

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Speaker 2: It is amazing and the story itself is as amazing

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Speaker 2: as that headline. And I would like to Scotty, if

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Speaker 2: it's okay with you, to make Thomas his name is Thomas,

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Speaker 2: to make Thomas our posthumous animal of the show. We

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Speaker 2: It is a blind and this is from Daily Mail UK,

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Speaker 2: blind bisexual goose who spent years in a love triangle

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Speaker 2: So this is Thomas. He's from Why can't I in

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Speaker 2: Henrietta swamped in and stole Henry's heart. Thomas quickly became

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Speaker 2: over the next six years and then it gets even better.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't have enough heartbreak, George has to come and

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Speaker 2: steal his signets. First off, never knew signets was the

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Speaker 2: I would totally put my money into sing this. Thomas

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Speaker 2: And the trust said, as well as making other blind

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Speaker 2: We miss you wholeheartedly, but may you rest in peace.

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Speaker 2: I would like to raise a glass yeah to Thomas

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Speaker 6: Right, I have my energy drink up, so.

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Speaker 2: I have my bananas mug with water in it up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: I mean, my first big thought is who is documenting

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Speaker 3: Around being like, well, this is like housewives in the

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Speaker 3: And what.

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Speaker 6: Does that person's love life look like.

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Speaker 1: Exactly? Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: Thomas was a caregiver. I wonder when he went blind, and.

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Speaker 2: He might have been the thing. The fact that they

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Speaker 1: Love is blind, man, Love is blind.

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Speaker 5: Oh, he sounds like the e or like of geese.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, please, just like give him a break. This

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Speaker 2: I know. I mean, everybody keeps ruining his life. He

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Speaker 2: has so many heartbreaks. I honestly think Thomas is a

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Speaker 5: I'm the opposite where I listened to this story and

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Speaker 5: I was like, do not let anyone in. Everybody is trash.

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Speaker 5: Stop keeping your heart open.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have the exact opposite take on this. Mine

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Speaker 2: is you just gotta keep going for it. Primarily because

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Speaker 3: He's such a modern couple. This is polyamory at its finest.

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Speaker 3: People should be celebrating that he was making really forty

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Speaker 1: That was pretty brave years twenty years.

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Speaker 3: Ago, being polyamorous, Being a bisexual goose with two I

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Speaker 1: That's that's a big deal.

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Speaker 2: It's interspecial, it's interracial. Yes, it's homosexual, it's heterosexual, it's bisexual.

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Speaker 2: It's everything you would want, and it's all filled with love.

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Speaker 2: Sixty eight different signets. I want to say baby geese. Guys,

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Speaker 2: I want to say baby geese very badly.

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Speaker 6: Aren't they goslings? Did I make that up?

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is a signet? I don't know, but

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Speaker 2: it's the British word for gossling.

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Speaker 6: They ruin everything to be honest.

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Speaker 1: First, and yet they still ruin everything.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I love London. This reminds me, Okay, this is

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Speaker 3: so insane. I haven't thought about this in like, like

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Speaker 3: fifteen years.

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 3: I had a friend that right out of college moved

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Speaker 3: I asked her once over drinks, I was like, what

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Speaker 3: surprised there's never been a show about that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe there is. And she's like, well, the faces get paid.

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Speaker 5: And anyways, I feel bad because they keep tagging me

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Speaker 6: That film doesn't exist.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I've shot so many things that just I'm

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: That's the only attitude to have about those sort of things.

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Speaker 3: And also, like you do sort of learn something every time.

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Speaker 3: Like it is it's a cliche thing to say, but

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Speaker 3: Gotta make sure that we're not just walking over exposed

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Speaker 3: I'm going to old school. This one I put on

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Speaker 3: This is by Caitlin Alanis, I'm just gonna read this

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Speaker 3: According to the Wichita Police Department, officers called to the

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Speaker 1: Oh man.

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Speaker 3: The man said that another man laughed because he understood

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Speaker 2: Home Depot get evacuated.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So.

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Speaker 3: The cops show up and they so half the bathroom

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Speaker 2: What is this the Witchita?

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Speaker 1: What the witch? Dall Eagle?

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Speaker 2: Oh thank you, that's a great line, Kitlen.

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Speaker 3: I like that one. The guy's a regular. And then

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Speaker 1: To take everything seriously these days.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, do you have to take that seriously?

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Speaker 5: I was gonna say, Scottie, I have something that combines

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Speaker 2: Oh, really did you see people? Did you see people

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, because it was that common in marathons, I

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 5: Well, I think that they don't want to mess up

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Speaker 5: I just want you to go next time you go

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is gonna be that's kind of

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Speaker 2: Can I poop in the bushes, nap Papa?

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Speaker 4: Legally? Yes.

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Speaker 2: The only way to get my daughter to pee now

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Speaker 2: and then she always wins. And someone just called while

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Speaker 2: my daughter's toilet. So that was a cool moment that

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Speaker 1: Danny? Did you run the a full marathon?

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Speaker 2: Hell? Yeah, I did.

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Speaker 5: And the only reason I ran it was because the

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Speaker 5: Forget it that I was in college and I was like,

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Speaker 5: I can do this, you know. It was just like

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Speaker 6: Why not?

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Speaker 5: And it literally felt like my uterus was going to

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Speaker 5: people's uteruses do can come out of their bodies?

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Speaker 2: Holy what prollapsed? Well, it's okay, it lengthened.

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Speaker 6: You have you, you you have.

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Speaker 5: Kids, Like this is a thing that happens when you're

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Speaker 2: I didn't know what happened during marathons.

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Speaker 3: I'd rather give birth, I think, than run a marathon.

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Speaker 3: I tried to tried to create one. I was going

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Speaker 3: I'll do it next year. I wanted to do a

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Speaker 3: you have to run it with a cup in your hand,

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Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be alcoholic.

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Speaker 3: And then the finish line was going to be the

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Speaker 3: many people that were like, I will donate this, I

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Speaker 3: will donate this, I will volunteer. Like it was coming

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Speaker 3: get our bibs. We all get the photos. Everybody gets,

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Speaker 3: you know, the collector solo cup.

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Speaker 2: Let me add another layer to it. I love from

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Speaker 2: the smash Hit snowboarding film Okay Out Cold, is that

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Speaker 2: each cup has to be filled with a liquid to

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Speaker 2: has more liquid left in there. Who's the Like, no,

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Speaker 2: you still have to win the race, but you still

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Speaker 1: I was going for that. You had to basically chug

445
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Speaker 1: a beer.

446
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 3: While running a one k and then and then in mine,

447
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 3: there's two there's two winners. There's the first person across

448
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 3: the finish line in the bar, and then the last person.

449
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: Everybody goes insane.

450
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 3: So if you get last place, you actually get the

451
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,120
Speaker 3: bigger reception and you get to stand on the top

452
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Speaker 3: of the podium.

453
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Speaker 5: But I like Scotty, I feel like this the race, though,

454
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 5: will be like twelve hours long. It'll be like someone

455
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 5: who's just trying to like, can you imagine just all

456
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 5: these snails people just like taking a step the whole time.

457
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Speaker 1: I think that's good advertising.

458
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Speaker 3: I'm sure the cops will hate it, but yeah, I'm

459
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 3: gonna do it next year. I'm gonna come up with

460
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Speaker 3: a title, but it'll be the something something one k

461
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 3: and I'll blast it. We're gonna raise money for I

462
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:50,679
Speaker 3: think mission. I think we'll do the mission, the food mission.

463
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Speaker 2: That sounds like a great idea.

464
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Speaker 6: I can't do math. How much is a one k oh?

465
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Speaker 1: I mean of a mile sixth of a mile hill?

466
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 6: I was like, it's ten steps.

467
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 2: It's incredibly short. Everyone begins.

468
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Speaker 1: One.

469
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Speaker 2: I'll give you one. I'm gonna give me the title,

470
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Speaker 2: and then we're gonna take a break, and then we're

471
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Speaker 2: gonna cook it.

472
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Speaker 1: Back in.

473
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Speaker 2: Astronomer files trademark lawsuit against American girl alleging astronaut doll

474
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Speaker 2: copies her likeness.

475
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Speaker 1: Let's take over after the break.

476
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Speaker 4: Chose news from all the way around.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, A quick note before we get into this

478
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 2: next story. I'm old friends with the astronomer and the

479
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 2: story Lucianne Walkowitch. We went to college together. However, I

480
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 2: haven't seen them in quite a few years, and when

481
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: we recorded this episode, I was unaware they started using

482
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 2: the pronouns day them and I incorrectly referred to them

483
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 2: as she her. Luckily, our wonderful producer Katie Levine checked

484
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 2: Lucian's Twitter before uploading the episode and saw the preference.

485
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 2: I immediately emailed Lucian and explained the situation they'd suggested. Just

486
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 2: a quick prologue the story would suffice. Again, my apologies

487
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 2: to Luciann, and now back to the episode, and we're back,

488
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen. So this is there's a lot of

489
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 2: connections to Bananas with this story. Full disclosure. The astronomer,

490
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 2: whose name is Lucian Walkowitch, is a friend of mine.

491
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 2: We went to college together before she became an astronomer,

492
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 2: and she is on next week's episode of Bananas. And

493
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 2: we can't talk about this lawsuit with her on the

494
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 2: air because obviously it is a pending lawsuit. But it's

495
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 2: pretty insane. Basically, I'll give you the details and we'll

496
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:20,439
Speaker 2: put the photograph up on the on the website. So

497
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 2: American girl. So Lucy Anne has a Ted Talk. She's

498
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Speaker 2: an astronomer. She's a famous she's like kind of like

499
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 2: a famous punk rock astronomer, and she has like a

500
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Speaker 2: very famous Ted Talk with over two million views on

501
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 2: the star Vega heard of it, heard of it, and

502
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 2: she so American Girl made a doll. So her name

503
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 2: is Lucy An Walkowitch. She studied Vega. She has a

504
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,439
Speaker 2: ted talk on Vega two million views. They named this

505
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Speaker 2: this American doll. First off, the doll looks like her.

506
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Speaker 2: It's named Lucienne Vega.

507
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Speaker 1: I mean, come on, are you serious?

508
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:01,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, And her trademark is having a per purple streak

509
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 2: in her hair and holographic shoes, like that's what she

510
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 2: always wears publicly, and this doll has a purple streak

511
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 2: in her hair and holographic shoes. And they just never

512
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 2: contacted her, Like, think about what was happening at the

513
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 2: American Girl Company where they're like, we're gonna completely take

514
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 2: this person's like identity make a doll. They could have

515
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,199
Speaker 2: changed anything about it, and they didn't. They just they

516
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 2: could have named it Rosy Vega and it would like

517
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 2: they wouldn't. She wouldn't have a case. But the fact

518
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 2: that it's like her name and her likeness and her

519
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 2: her area of study is so crazy.

520
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm on her side. I don't know anything

521
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 3: about law, but I'm on her side. She should win.

522
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just think this is like a wild case

523
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 5: of gas lighting, like American girl Doll is literally gas

524
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 5: lighting and.

525
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Speaker 6: Astronomer like, this is not you. This would drive me.

526
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 2: Nuts, I know, right, it's really really insane. And also

527
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 2: knowing Lucianne, like, of course she wants little girls to

528
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 2: be interested in stem and astronomy. So if they just

529
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 2: contacted her beforehand, like and said, hey, we want to

530
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 2: use your likeness to make a dirt she would be psyched.

531
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 2: But the fact that they did it without her consent

532
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 2: is looney tunes.

533
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Speaker 3: I don't know anything. My sister had a couple of

534
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 3: those growing up, and I remember them being so I

535
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 3: thought they were fat. I actually didn't know they were

536
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 3: still around, but I guess they're a big deal.

537
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: Huh.

538
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 3: Like that seems like the most Midwestern thing imaginable. I

539
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 3: don't know where they're from, but it feels like it

540
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 3: feels like just straight out of Kansas, Like here we go,

541
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,199
Speaker 3: here's this thing called and Yeah, I don't know, I

542
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,959
Speaker 3: don't understand the appeal. But are they like beanie babies,

543
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 3: Like do they rise and fall in their wealth or

544
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 3: are they and they still expensive?

545
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 5: No, there's like a princess die American girl dolls.

546
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 2: I think they're very expensive.

547
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 6: They are.

548
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 5: In fact, when I was in Dallas, when I lived there,

549
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 5: they had an American Girl doll store. And that's how

550
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 5: you knew you were rich, is if you got to go,

551
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 5: like and have a birthday.

552
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 2: Party there at the American Girl dollar store. I remember

553
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: there used to be one in Manhattan and there was

554
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 2: a comedian who worked at one, and I can't remember

555
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 2: exactly who it was, but she had like some crazy

556
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: stories about the people who'd come in like trying to

557
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 2: buy a specific doll, like on Christmas. Even it wasn't there.

558
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 3: Oh I see, yeah. I built bikes in high school.

559
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 3: I was like around. I was worked in a bicycle

560
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 3: shop and I was a mechanic. But then Toys r

561
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 3: US would hire like I was fifteen and they would

562
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 3: hire us, and it was twenty dollars a bike right

563
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 3: before Christmas, as menu as you could build in a

564
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 3: day because they're so and these are everything from tricycles,

565
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 3: which are actually weirdly harder to assemble than like a

566
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 3: little BMX twenty inch bike. So my friends and I,

567
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 3: my friend Casey and I would go and we would

568
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 3: build like twenty bikes a day, so we would make

569
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 3: four hundred dollars each at fifteen years old. My dad

570
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 3: would pick me up. They it was union, so they

571
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 3: would to leave the building for half hour breaks and

572
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 3: hour long breaks. It was maybe the greatest job I've

573
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 3: ever had in my life. But the year that I

574
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 3: did it was the year that Ferbies were huge. Yeah

575
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 3: like that, And so all these full time great people

576
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 3: that worked at Toys r US legitimately like sweetheart, nice people.

577
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 3: They add kids and they would be like, Scottie, can

578
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 3: you hide this Ferby in your toolbox? And I'd be like, uh, yes, sure,

579
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 3: and they're like, don't don't tell anybody. If you get

580
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 3: in trouble, I'll take the rap for it. But like,

581
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 3: my daughter needs a Ferbi, So I would say, at

582
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 3: any given time in the assembly area, which is also

583
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 3: where older gentlemen were assembling like power wheels and like

584
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 3: playground equipment and stuff, they're probably.

585
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: Like thirty Ferbies stashed by employees.

586
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 3: And I think Ferbies can communicate, and I always wanted

587
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 3: to just turn them on and just have thirty of

588
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 3: them going ballistic while I'm building like little barbie bikes

589
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 3: and stuff. But it was so wild, and I fell

590
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 3: like I was a bootlegger or like a smuggler. It

591
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 3: was so crazy, and then you know, nothing bad ever happened.

592
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 3: Thirty thirty kids had a great Christmas that year.

593
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is crazy. The annoying toy thing has just

594
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 2: been bumped up to like a new level for y'all

595
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 2: who don't have kids right now. So there is this

596
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: new thing and I don't know what company does it,

597
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: but I want them to go fuck themselves. It is

598
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 2: a thing where they have a whole line of toys

599
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: and I'm like talking about like twenty five different toys

600
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: that are all different types of things, like a big

601
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 2: otter with like like numbers and letters it makes noises,

602
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 2: and then like a little small guy, and then like

603
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 2: a little phone. But they all have bluetooth, and when

604
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 2: you press a button on one of them, all of

605
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 2: them go off and start playing a song. And so

606
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 2: like in the store when my daughter presses like the

607
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 2: one button to see what it does, and then forty

608
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 2: five of them like light up and start dancing, and

609
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 2: then it's like this is like her eyes are just

610
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 2: like big with it of like wanting to get all

611
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: of them. But it's so insane, Like it's already bad

612
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: enough that we have like so many things that make

613
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 2: noises in the house, but to have them all be

614
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 2: like linked up talking to each other at all times

615
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 2: and then like a chorus of nightmare, it's terrible. I'm

616
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 2: never gonna buy.

617
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 6: One, I was gonna say.

618
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 5: I accidentally I couldn't figure out what was happening. I

619
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 5: had to audition for vo stuff, and I was recording

620
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 5: my audition and it was for Darkwing Duck, and so

621
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 5: I was playing gossil it. This was an audition, and

622
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 5: it was just like I don't.

623
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 6: Know, gosh, you're playing play signet Quagmire.

624
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 5: And it was like it was like I don't know Darkwing,

625
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 5: but we have to do that, you know. It was

626
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 5: like something weird, and I would I would play it

627
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 5: back and I would just get a recording that was

628
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 5: like what the fuck? I was like, what happened? And

629
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 5: so I tweeted out. I tweeted out, this is like

630
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 5: such a random story. I tweeted out and ask people

631
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 5: like because I couldn't get it. I couldn't figure out,

632
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 5: like is my neighbors connected to my WiFi? Are they

633
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 5: using my WiFi? I was very much about Wi Fi,

634
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 5: and I remember randomly Mark Hoppice from Blue Quinny Do

635
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 5: was like, who was great and I love him, but

636
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 5: he was like, hey, I sent this to my friend

637
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 5: and he said, it's because you're You're the one that's

638
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 5: connected to their Bluetooth, and so upstairs in their apartment

639
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 5: it would just randomly blast my duck auditions and I

640
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 5: can hear this woman in heels who was just like

641
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 5: clanking around and then like what the fuck good? But

642
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 5: also when she would have extremely loud sex, I wanted

643
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 5: to like connect to the bluetooth and and then just

644
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 5: play them whatever. I'm very sex positive, but look, sometimes

645
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 5: people sound like they're putting on a play, like they're

646
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 5: they're putting on an act for the other person. I

647
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 5: want to be like, oh, honey, does he not know

648
00:32:58,720 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 5: that that's fake?

649
00:32:59,720 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 4: Does?

650
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

651
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 3: I mean it's worse when it's the other way, when

652
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 3: you're like, mister, leave that poor girl alone.

653
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: Sounded ah ah yeah.

654
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I know that sound. I've made that

655
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 5: sound before. That is not real.

656
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: Yes, that was not a sincere apology, trust me, Kurt,

657
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: you want a new one.

658
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 2: I want a new one.

659
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: Okay.

660
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 3: Headline Utah paper boy fourteen attacked by ferocious goat named Voldemort.

661
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: This is from Uh, this is from one of our listeners, Kurt.

662
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 3: This is from Cameron s Neely sent this one in

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Speaker 3: and it's from the New York Daily News.

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Speaker 2: Oh, before you go on, I have to say, guess what,

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Speaker 2: Scottie tell me something my first story. Yes, sir, somebody

666
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Speaker 2: like Joey Dunscombe, and I forgot to give him credit.

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Speaker 2: Joey Comb. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: We love you, Joey Dunscomb. Go ahead.

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Speaker 3: Christine Roberts wrote this for the New York Daily News.

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Speaker 3: He's the boy that lived. Jackson Jessel was attacked by

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Speaker 3: a goat nam Voldemort on Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: The uh what is that? Deseret News, I think that's right,

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Speaker 1: not Desert.

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Speaker 3: Deseret News reported the fourteen year old was on his

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00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 3: paper route charming in Smithfield, Utah, before dawn, when the

676
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 3: animal approached him in the darkness.

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Speaker 1: That is already so would saying that this poor kid

678
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Speaker 1: would that.

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00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 3: Guessel thought at first it was a shadowy figure of

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Speaker 3: a dog. Quote then it made a weird noise, kind

681
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Speaker 3: of like a grunting noise. He told the News, I'm like,

682
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 3: what the heck? Is that great kid? You can tell

683
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 3: you from Utah? I said, heck already, that's a great kid.

684
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 3: Gessel claims Voldemort head butted him off his bike and

685
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 3: then trampled him of Voldemort quote. It freaked me out.

686
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 3: When I stood up, it was on its hind legs

687
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 3: and it wrapped its front legs around me and pulled

688
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 3: me off my bike. Gessel that I know I hate

689
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 3: goat so much. They're the only animal afraid of I

690
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Speaker 3: no idea.

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Speaker 2: I had no idea that you hate a goat so

692
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 2: much because we you know, Dan, I don't know if

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00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 2: you know this, but Scotty and I traveled the Mississippi

694
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Speaker 2: in order to raise money to buy five hundred goats

695
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Speaker 2: and one thousand chickens for African families in need. And

696
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,439
Speaker 2: I had no idea this whole time. And we did

697
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 2: a promo shoot for it where we had about fifty

698
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 2: baby goats, and you were at that photo shoot, and

699
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Speaker 2: I had no idea that you're so terrified of goats.

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Speaker 3: I'm not afraid of baby goats, kids, Yeah, And I'm

701
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 3: not afraid of just one goat.

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Speaker 1: Here's what I don't like about goats.

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Speaker 3: When I was a kid, I went to Amish country

704
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 3: because I grew up in Maryland. We'd go up to Lancaster, PA.

705
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 3: And they had goats and you could feed the goats anything,

706
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 3: so all we did. Lancaster is very boring if you're

707
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 3: eight years old. So we just fed doritos to goats,

708
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Speaker 3: and they have like a vertical pupil, almost like a

709
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,919
Speaker 3: long tic tac pupil, and then they're face as a rock.

710
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,439
Speaker 3: They bite, and then you just whenever you're around a goat,

711
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 3: you're like, is this thing just gonna ram me at

712
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 3: any second? I feel like every other animal, I kind

713
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Speaker 3: of get the gist of what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Goats are harbingers of the devil.

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Speaker 3: So anyways, Guesssel claims that Voldemort head butted him off

716
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Speaker 3: his bike.

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Speaker 1: He dashed to a nearby tree. I mean it pulled

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Speaker 1: him off. These things are beezelbub Guessel dashed to a

719
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Speaker 1: nearby tree, where he hid from the ferocious animal, which

720
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Speaker 1: allegedly began terrorizing other passers by for nearly an hour. Incredible.

721
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Speaker 3: The teen's parents, meanwhile, had reported the boy missing Scary

722
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Speaker 3: after he failed to return home from.

723
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Speaker 1: His paper route.

724
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Speaker 3: Cops figured out where Guessa was and they got when

725
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 3: they got another call regarding a boy and a goat.

726
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 3: So Voldemort's owner said her pet's actions were out of character.

727
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 3: He's really happy and plays with the kids. I've never

728
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Speaker 3: had him chase my kids. But Guessel maintains that his

729
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 3: fears warranted. People are just like, why are you scared

730
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Speaker 3: of goats?

731
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Speaker 1: Me too?

732
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Speaker 3: And he said, I'm like, that was a freaky goat.

733
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Speaker 3: I think it was possessed or something. So I'm on

734
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Speaker 3: Jackson's side for this one all the way.

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Speaker 5: But I love that this title is The Boy Who Lived? Like,

736
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Speaker 5: is it possible for a goat to kill you?

737
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 3: Oh?

738
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Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so?

739
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Speaker 1: Oh sure?

740
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Speaker 2: I mean, did you correctly.

741
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Speaker 6: Like a concussion? It's like the NFL.

742
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 2: Whodini died from a punch, right. If a goat head

743
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 2: butted you in the stomach hard enough, you might get

744
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 2: internal bleeding. Absolutely absolutely slow death, a slow, slow death.

745
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 2: Or if it head butted you in the head, maybe

746
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 2: you get a concussion. If I think a puddle would

747
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 2: need to be involved, do you know what I mean?

748
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 6: I feel like a bridge or something to.

749
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Speaker 2: Get knocked unconscious and fall in a puddle and then drowned.

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Speaker 1: Off a bridge. I think's right.

751
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Speaker 3: I think you get bucked off a bridge by Voldemort.

752
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 3: The goat in Utah. I do like fainting goats. I

753
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 3: like the gats so that you startle and they just

754
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Speaker 3: pass out, because that's how they're built.

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Speaker 2: Danny, have you seen these goats?

756
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Speaker 6: Literally same?

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Speaker 3: I want to say, yeah, if you haven't, open it

758
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 3: up YouTube fainting goats and just I mean, you open

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00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 3: an umbrella too fast around them.

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00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: Fifteen goats a video.

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Speaker 2: It's a very famous video. It's just like three goats

762
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Speaker 2: in a row and somebody opens an umbrella next to

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Speaker 2: them and they all just fall over and it is

764
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Speaker 2: the funniest thing I've ever seen. And I know everyone

765
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Speaker 2: people are going to write in and they say, it's

766
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Speaker 2: very mean of you to think it's funny that these

767
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 2: goats fall over because they could hurt themselves, and I'm sorry,

768
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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 3: It's still also it's now, it's the way they're designed.

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Speaker 3: It's it's a stress release. So I mean, that's the way,

771
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Speaker 3: that's the way they were built.

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Speaker 2: You take it up with God. You don't take it.

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Speaker 1: What animal are you most afraid of?

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Speaker 6: I hate insects?

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Speaker 5: Do they count I can't hit, but I have I

776
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 5: have this complex where I want to save them until

777
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 5: they come at me. So anytime I see an insect

778
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 5: in my apartment, like even a spider, I think that

779
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 5: they're there for a reason.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 5: I just believe it's Charlotte's web or something. So I'm

782
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 5: trying to save it, like I get the cup. I

783
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 5: have the little solo cup. I try to save it,

784
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 5: but the second it doesn't obey, I'm like, oh fuck it,

785
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 5: I'm just and I kill it. I just squash it.

786
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 6: But I literally like dream of them being in my bed.

787
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 6: It's sick.

788
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 5: I should probably talk to somebody, but I can't. I

789
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 5: don't think that they should exist, but I respect them existing.

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00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 2: And also here there's so many. There's so many insects

791
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,760
Speaker 2: at all times. I have so many ants right now.

792
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 3: Right now, like it is, it's crazy how many are here.

793
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 3: But would you hold like if you went to a

794
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 3: science center, would you hold an broch?

795
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Speaker 6: No, I can't.

796
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 5: But like when I was thinking of you with goats,

797
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, that's like Indiana Jones with snakes.

798
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 5: And I don't mind snakes at all, like when I

799
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 5: see them on Hollywood boulevard and people holding snakes.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, I would love to if it kills me. That's,

801
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 6: you know, my fault.

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Speaker 3: I totally agree, I like snakes hold snakes. Also, like

803
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 3: I've been, I've been around goats. It's not that I'm

804
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 3: like afraid to be I'll pet a goat. I've fed

805
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 3: goats many times. It's just that they're insanely built to

806
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 3: just ram you, which I think is the funniest thing.

807
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 3: It's just like, oh, there's no way to defend that.

808
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 3: Like sharks get out of the water, snakes just walk away.

809
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 3: Goat chasing you, it's just gonna demolish your life.

810
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 5: What's wild is I can handle huge things like bears, wolves, whatever,

811
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Speaker 5: but like tiny little mosquitoes drive me nuts.

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00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 2: A related goat story we just posted on the Instagram

813
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 2: today is that in San Jose, a goat one goat.

814
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Speaker 2: And this is like San Jose, California, in a kind

815
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Speaker 2: of like an upscale neighborhood. There's a goat farm nearby,

816
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 2: and one goat chewed on the wire, it caught fire,

817
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 2: shut it all down, and then two hundred goats were

818
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 2: just wandering through this residential neighborhood. There's a video of

819
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 2: it on the Instagram if you guys want to go

820
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: check it out.

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Speaker 1: Back just sailed away.

822
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 2: Seal ready for another one, Scottie.

823
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: Oh, I think we're so ready? Okay.

824
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 2: Man rescued by Rock Island Fire Department after trying to

825
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Speaker 2: travel to Kentucky on a log. This this is KWQC

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Speaker 2: dot com. This is by the KWQC staff and I'm

827
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Speaker 2: trying to figure out this is I guess Davenport. I

828
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Speaker 2: a in Guiana.

829
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Speaker 1: Sorry, no, you should be.

830
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Speaker 2: I got some great geography skills, guys. So, a man

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Speaker 2: was pulled from the Mississippi River on Monday, September twenty third,

832
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Speaker 2: after officials say he has spent holding onto a log

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Speaker 2: around one thirty pm. Officials with the Rock Island Fire

834
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Speaker 2: Department say he got in willingly and was trying to

835
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 2: travel to Kentucky on the log. Officials get the Rock

836
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 2: Island Fire Department until TV six. The man entered the

837
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 2: water and davenpart and was then seen holding onto a

838
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 2: log while on the river as he was floating towards

839
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Speaker 2: a barge. He was then pulled from the river and

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00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 2: into the rescue built. Now for if those of you

841
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 2: who have never traveled the Mississippi by by boat or

842
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 2: by jet ski as I have. The Mississippi is a

843
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 2: real big river, and it's got a very fast current

844
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Speaker 2: of about ten knots at all times, and there's a

845
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Speaker 2: lot of stuff in the river. There's like, yes, a

846
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 2: lot sometimes dead cows. There's a lot of like debris

847
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 2: and stuff. But also it is if you're going downstream,

848
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 2: getting on a log is probably a good way to get.

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Speaker 1: There, to get to Kentucky.

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00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 2: If you're only going to Kentucky. I think I wish

851
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 2: they'd let him do it. But the barges are kind

852
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 2: of crazy, Like Danny, I don't know if you've had

853
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 2: much experience with the Mississippi, but they have like the

854
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 2: only boats on them are these giant barges that sometimes

855
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 2: they're like too long, so like two barges together with

856
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 2: then a tug boat at the at the end of

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00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 2: it pushing it. So the human being who's like pushing

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00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 2: these football field length of barges towards you cannot see whatsoever.

859
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 2: They're just kind of like they know the river and

860
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 2: they stick to the middle of it, so you can

861
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 2: very easily get killed by like a barge of gravel. Absolutely,

862
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Speaker 2: I just.

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Speaker 5: Love the idea that he wanted to do this as

864
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 5: opposed to writing greyhound or something like that is somehow

865
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 5: worse and more dangerous.

866
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 2: It's a lot cheaper the greyhound just hop on a log.

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Speaker 2: I love that man. He's a modern day Tom Sawyer.

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Speaker 6: Was he stopped? Was he asking for help?

869
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 1: Right? I think that's a thing.

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Speaker 2: He was trying to get to Kentucky and they pulled him.

871
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 2: They pulled and people get worried about the miss.

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00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 6: Land of the Free. I mean, what what about our

873
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 6: constitutional rights?

874
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 2: Had to ride logs in the Mississippi River.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have to look that up after the pod.

876
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 3: I'm gonna google the longest log ride of all time.

877
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 3: It's probably some lumberjack in like British Columbia or something

878
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 3: back in the day when they would just stand on

879
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 3: logs and do that type of thing.

880
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 2: Well, that is the thing, yeah, Like, I mean, yeah,

881
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 2: lumberjacks used to ride logs all the time.

882
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: I want to ride a log That sounds pretty fun.

883
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 5: Actually, this just makes me think of what's happening with

884
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 5: Splash Mountain right now.

885
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 6: Like it's everything well.

886
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 5: Because everything's closed down, but they have to keep those

887
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 5: rides going, so they don't get like crickety, right do they?

888
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 2: You don't think they just drain the water out of

889
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 2: Splash Mountain and.

890
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 6: Show you know what, don't ruin this fantasy for me?

891
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 2: Imagine all the rides are constantly going with no people

892
00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 2: on them.

893
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 6: Why do you have to bring stop?

894
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 5: But no, I swear somebody is going to write in

895
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 5: and be like, yes, I think at least once a

896
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 5: week they are testing the riots.

897
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 6: I think that they were. It's like your car battery,

898
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 6: like you have to.

899
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: Go to keep it oil. There was a man there's

900
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 2: a story that we did not cover on the podcast,

901
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 2: but as a man living on the Florida Yeah, on

902
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 2: Tropical Island.

903
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 1: Or Discovery Island, Discovery Island. I saw that one too.

904
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. This man just broke into Discovery Island, which has

905
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 2: been closed for a couple of years, and then just

906
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 2: lived this is during the quarantine and then just live

907
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 2: this amazing like bootcolic life.

908
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: Yes, he's Avery Island, Discovery Island.

909
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 3: His name was Richard McGuire twenty forty two, was spotted

910
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 3: on the Disney and property, which is currently closed to

911
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:55,760
Speaker 3: the public. Deputy searched McGuire for by on foot by helicopter,

912
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 3: by boat before.

913
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: Finally making contact with him.

914
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 3: I've been using a loud speaker to address him, but

915
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 3: he said he didn't hear them because he was sleeping

916
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 3: outside of his tent, which he referred to as a

917
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 3: quote tropical paradise.

918
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 2: He's living in Disney World.

919
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 1: He's planned to stay for about a week.

920
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was arrested in charge for trespassing on posted property.

921
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 3: But yeah, I have I have a picture with Danny's

922
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 3: saying that they're just running, all of them, They're running

923
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 3: Splash Mountain. The ghost of Walt Disney's just posing for

924
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 3: the camera.

925
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: This is so fun.

926
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 3: I went to disney World for the our Disneyland for

927
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 3: the first time three years ago ever, and it was

928
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 3: it was I went very early, as like as as

929
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 3: soon as it open, and I was I actually was

930
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 3: like scared.

931
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: I felt like.

932
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 3: It was so well done that I was like, this

933
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 3: is insane. I'm like, I get the appeal of why

934
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 3: people think it's it's like an escape. It's like a

935
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 3: true escape, and our guy Richard Maguire really escape first.

936
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 2: I can't wait to take Olive there. She's gonna be

937
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 2: so psyched, you know. Yeah, when when we can be

938
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 2: around human beings again. She's got to give me one.

939
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you an extremely quick one, and then

940
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 3: I'll give you another one. So uh, Dennis Rodman, I'm

941
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 3: just bringing this up because a lot of people have

942
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 3: been watching the Bulls documentary Last Dance on Espno, Netflix.

943
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: It's super good.

944
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 3: But Dennis Rodmin's friends with Kim Jong un, who may

945
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 3: or may not be hid and when he went over

946
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 3: there to party, this is the only detail. So they

947
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 3: it was all about vodkn hotties, is what Dennis robins.

948
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 6: It was like, is that a quote from Kim?

949
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,399
Speaker 2: That's probably a quote from Kim?

950
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, yeah, a thirty nine year old, a thirty

951
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 3: six year old. Kim was like, we asked Michael Jordan

952
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 3: to come, but he wouldn't, so we asked you. Always

953
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 3: a great way to welcome somebody to your dictatus. So funny,

954
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 3: Kim invited him to his home for a wild party.

955
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 3: Rodman said, quote, let's have dinner to night, a little

956
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 3: karaoke and some Vodkins, some hobbies and stuff like that.

957
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 3: Here's the detail. Next thing I know, we're having dinner

958
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,879
Speaker 3: and he's drunk as shit. That's uns drunk as shit.

959
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 3: He starts singing karaoke and I have no idea what

960
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 3: the fuck he's talking about. Then an eighteen piece band

961
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 3: of quote hot women come out and only played the

962
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 3: theme song from Dallas. What the Hall of famers suggested

963
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 3: they learn other tunes Pearl Jam Van Halen and Rolling Stones,

964
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 3: but instead they continuously played the nineteen seventy eight TV

965
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 3: show theme song from Dallas.

966
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: It's unreal.

967
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: It is such an Oh, so it's probably the only

968
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 2: They probably were assembled the night before, like ripped from

969
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 2: their have from their bands, like play in this impromptu

970
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 2: band because Dennis Rodman said he wanted to do vodka

971
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 2: and hotties.

972
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I looked it up.

973
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 3: Dallas went off there in nineteen ninety one, by the way,

974
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 3: So this is the music.

975
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 6: I had my prom there? Did you at the Dallas Ranch?

976
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 2: Oh?

977
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: Really, that's the thing.

978
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 5: Yes, That's where almost everybody that goes to high school

979
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 5: in Dallas ends up having their prom at the Dallas Ranch.

980
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 2: Whoa, and that's like the one that was seen from

981
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 2: like the helicopter shot of the opening.

982
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 5: Wow, so you know seventeen year old Danny got there.

983
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 6: So that's great memory. I'm just kidding here you can sensor.

984
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: No, it'll be fun here.

985
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 5: I just want to say I couldn't when you were

986
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 5: reading this story, couldn't get over the first sentence that

987
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 5: Kim Kim Jong own is thirty six years old.

988
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 6: I don't know why. In my head that's like a

989
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 6: fifty seven year old man.

990
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 2: I did not even hear that part. That is very surprising.

991
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 2: It does not look well.

992
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 3: No, in Texas, don't they do a thing around prom

993
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 3: or like where the girls wear giant like flower things

994
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 3: on their chest or something like.

995
00:49:58,400 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 6: Giants it's homecoming?

996
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: What is that called?

997
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 6: Oh, a mom? I think it's a mom a month.

998
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 5: The bigger it is, the better, like, the the more

999
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 5: important you are, essentially in Texas hierarchy.

1000
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my gosh, it's so funny.

1001
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 3: Somebody was explaining that to me and they were like, yeah,

1002
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 3: it's kind of like you buy a corsage or boot

1003
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 3: near but these like parents, your mom will help you

1004
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 3: or people will help you, and it'll be this giant

1005
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 3: floral arrangement with like like photos and stuff like there's

1006
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 3: all kinds of ribbons and that's like a Teddy Bear.

1007
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 5: In there, and you wear them. Kurt they're like this,

1008
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,800
Speaker 5: They're like huge. You wear them on your chest.

1009
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 2: They're like this, like a bunch of flowers that it's

1010
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 2: like a wreath that you.

1011
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 6: Wear and ribbons and like, yeah, like you won.

1012
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 2: An award for being the best flower.

1013
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, like you won an award for being popular essentially.

1014
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 5: So you know mine was really big, guys, mine.

1015
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 4: Was really big.

1016
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:54,720
Speaker 1: That's cool.

1017
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 3: I want to wear a mom. I'm gonna start wearing

1018
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 3: a mom as soon as this quar is over. I'm

1019
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 3: wearing a mom everywhere I go.

1020
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 2: I'm in, yeah me, give me your a longer one.

1021
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 1: Give me a longer run.

1022
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 3: Okay, the last story, Oh last story, I better hit

1023
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 3: it with a bang. Oh you know what we can do?

1024
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 3: This very controversial and yet weird. One um woman claims

1025
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 3: she breastfeeds her bodybuild her boyfriend thirty six every two hours.

1026
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: So yeah.

1027
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 3: This is from Laura House, Daily Mail Australia wrote this.

1028
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: One breast is best.

1029
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 3: I breastfeed my boyfriend I'm thirty six, uses pumps and

1030
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 3: pills to help feed her Jim buff lover every two hours.

1031
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: Whoa ummm, so gosh, this is so insane.

1032
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 3: So there's a magical bond that only happens when you're breastfeeding.

1033
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 3: That's what Jennifer says, and she's taken a break from

1034
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 3: her job because I want to devote everything to making

1035
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 3: this magical connection work. She claims that she takes an

1036
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 3: verbal pill and added flax seed to her diet to

1037
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 3: help her with her milk supply. Her boyfriend, Brad is

1038
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 3: quote excited, Yeah, I guess so about the health benefits

1039
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 3: as he is a quote Jim buff.

1040
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: Jennifer said the feeding.

1041
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 3: Also helps Brad let his guard down behind closed doors

1042
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,479
Speaker 3: and not have to worry about being quote an alpha male.

1043
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 3: I mean that's such a concern as all of a

1044
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 3: space that concerned and just need this so much. She

1045
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 3: also said it's not something they would ever do in public.

1046
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 3: It's this very private aspect of our life. Sort of,

1047
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,919
Speaker 3: it's very private aspect. Let's take it to the Daily Mail.

1048
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 3: And so I looked at a little research and could

1049
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 3: breastfeeding benefit bodybuilders? It is calorie and nutrient dense. It

1050
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 3: is designed to rapidly grow a human baby, so some

1051
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 3: believe it has a similar effect would happen to a

1052
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,240
Speaker 3: grown human. Not sure about that. Adding a nutrient calorie

1053
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 3: dense liquid to the diet can help with muscle gain.

1054
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 3: It also contains growth hormone. One cup of breast milk

1055
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 3: has one hundred and seventy calories, ten grams of fat,

1056
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 3: sixteen carbs, and two grams of protein. But then, a

1057
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 3: registered dietitian named Mark Halpern says, breast milk is only

1058
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 3: as good as the person who produces it. Breast milk

1059
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 3: generally isn't regulated. Yes, very obvious.

1060
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 2: Ye, that's a weird attack on a mom. As good

1061
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 2: as the mom is good.

1062
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 3: If the woman has a terrible diet, the breast milk

1063
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 3: will be a terrible quality.

1064
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,879
Speaker 1: He says. I know that feels like his finger pointing

1065
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: a little too.

1066
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 2: Hard, and it really does.

1067
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 3: And there are zero evidence that suggest it can benefit

1068
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 3: grown man in a spee protein.

1069
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,439
Speaker 2: I mean, like the amount of breast milk you would

1070
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 2: need to make a difference in a bodybuilding lifestyle like

1071
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 2: I have Gus. My eight month old is eighteen pounds

1072
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 2: and he drinks forty ounces holy crap a day. So like,

1073
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 2: imagine having to make forty ounces of breast milk for

1074
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 2: your boyfriend. That would be hours of breastfeeding a day.

1075
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 5: Thanks, I'm sorry, does she also have a baby or

1076
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 5: is this her baby?

1077
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: This is a wonderful danny.

1078
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 3: That is the exact right question, because she has a daughter.

1079
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: Her daughter is now twenty years old.

1080
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 2: What he she getting the breast milk from. I don't understand.

1081
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 3: She she's been pumping the whole time. I guess here,

1082
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 3: let me look at the other article.

1083
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 2: Because she's been pumping for twenty years.

1084
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: I mean she's also breasting her boyfriend. She loves us

1085
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 1: feeding ABR. It's called ABR. Shout outs to all the

1086
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: ABR enthusiasts out there.

1087
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 2: Adult breastfeeding regime.

1088
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: Rejamin rather like, yep, I guess we're going with that.

1089
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 3: She started searching for men who'd be open to the

1090
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 3: idea of adult breastfeeding, so she used Craigslists, you know,

1091
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 3: a few other sites, and finally started chatting to Brad,

1092
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 3: and Brad said, uh, he's got a thing for big

1093
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 3: breasted w and size has always been a factor in relationships.

1094
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 1: This is a great couple.

1095
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 2: They found each other step on the planet.

1096
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 3: Yes, oh no, okay, so she hadn't breastfed for over

1097
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 3: twenty years. She needed to induce lactation by dry feeding

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Speaker 3: and pumping her breast every two hours, just as if

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Speaker 3: she was feeding a baby.

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Speaker 6: Wait, wait, so I can do this.

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Speaker 2: Apparently. I mean think if you strap a pump on

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Speaker 2: like every like multiple times a day, you might you

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Speaker 2: can you can trigger I.

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Speaker 1: Think she did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and nights have been a struggle for these two guys. Shockingly,

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Speaker 3: knights have been a struggle. Brad sleeps so peacefully, but

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Speaker 3: we managed to cope. He falls asleep latched onto me,

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Speaker 3: which is beautiful. But they sit an alarm so they

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Speaker 3: can feed during the night. I mean, guys, my god,

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Speaker 3: the Internet was not a mistake.

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Speaker 1: The Internet.

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Speaker 2: I would like to apologize to just everybody in Australia

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00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 2: for I realized that Dailymail dot co dot UK, where

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00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 2: we get the majority of our stories is also has

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Speaker 2: just a UK sector, I mean an Australia section. So

1116
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,240
Speaker 2: we're getting stuff from Australia.

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Speaker 1: We're getting from everywhere.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I was surprised this wasn't a listener generated one, because.

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Speaker 1: We've gotten some delightful ones out of.

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Speaker 2: The Green guys keep sending them, keep sending them over

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Speaker 2: to us. Go to the Instagram at the Bananas podcast

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00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 2: uh and check it out. We can post all the

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Speaker 2: photos all the photos from these this episode will be there, Danny,

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Speaker 2: do you have any anything to plug anything coming up?

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Speaker 5: I'm just so excited that I can in quarantine now

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Speaker 5: make breast milk.

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Speaker 6: I don't even realize I could do that.

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Speaker 3: You got the time, you got the privacy. You're cutting

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Speaker 3: your own hair, start.

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Speaker 2: Making your own cheese.

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Speaker 6: Oh god. Yes.

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Speaker 5: I have a podcast called Nernificent that I do with

1133
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 5: Iffy Widy Ways wherever you get your podcasts, It's from iHeartRadio.

1134
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 5: We basically just tackle nerdy franchises in this month for

1135
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 5: mental health may we're doing. We're tackling the science behind

1136
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Speaker 5: different therapy treatments like TMS, which zaps your brain, which

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Speaker 5: I did find very fascinating.

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Speaker 2: That is very fascinating. Did you find that like it

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00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 2: made you better at doing whatever task you.

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Speaker 6: Were in, not being as depressed? Yes, that was it.

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00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard amazing stuff about that that like you

1142
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 2: can apply it and like you like increase like targeting

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00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 2: practice or whatever like whatever.

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00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 6: That's true too, Yeah, like.

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Speaker 2: Jumps it up by fifty percent. That's fascinating.

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Speaker 1: Nerdificent.

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Speaker 2: I love Iffy. He's great too.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you're all about it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank you for coming on.

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00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 6: Thanks for having I learned. I learned so much.

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00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: That we didn't do our jobs correctly.

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Speaker 2: Scotty.

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Speaker 3: This has been another one of Bananas Bananas.

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00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production, produced and engineered

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Speaker 2: by Katie Levine, theme song by Khan Amani, and all of.

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00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: Our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 2: So please follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast

1158
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 2: where we post so many more stories and make it here, and.

1159
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 3: You can share with us your strange news story by

1160
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 3: d ming us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 2: So listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on

1162
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 2: Apple podcast Stitch or or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 3: Bananas Bananas