Speaker 1: I feel like I'm like backpack rapper level rich right now, Mmm,
Speaker 1: does that make sense? I'm not like rapper rapper rich,
Speaker 1: but I'm like me and someone who is on Ruckius
Speaker 1: Records in the nineties probably makes the same about like
Speaker 1: any of the niggas on sound bombing, we probably make
Speaker 1: the same amount of my crop chips in your means
Speaker 1: racist At lastly, money vanetary stuff. You can't tell me
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Speaker 1: of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive
Speaker 1: deep deep into the pockets of black conspirace theories and
Speaker 1: we finally worked to prove that the game turning his
Speaker 1: tear drop tattoo into a butterfly tattoo into an l
Speaker 1: A logo is the first ever recorded triple down in
Speaker 1: bad decisions for face tattoos. That is, that is phenomenal
Speaker 1: shitty decision making. What about the Gucci made I I
Speaker 1: would argue that Gucci, while while his his ice cream
Speaker 1: was more substantially offensive and and frankly bad compared to
Speaker 1: the game's decision making, he didn't do it three different times.
Speaker 1: He didn't time. He he made one bad choice with
Speaker 1: the ice cream, and then he was like, I am
Speaker 1: going to do my best to make this fade over time.
Speaker 1: I have made a mistake. Here's here's my question. Do
Speaker 1: you think there's a possibility for a four? Don Do
Speaker 1: you think you could see that? It's tough because that
Speaker 1: l a is big now it's you. Yeah, it's pretty
Speaker 1: big compared to what it started. As it has gotten heavy.
Speaker 1: I don't think he should have played out. I don't
Speaker 1: think he should have left the butterfly. I didn't think
Speaker 1: it was that bad. You think he should have stopped
Speaker 1: that butterfly. It wasn't that terrible. It didn't feel incorrect
Speaker 1: for whatever the game was trying to be at the time.
Speaker 1: And he's like, let's be honest, he's a pretty dramatic guy,
Speaker 1: but he's a diva. He is Achieva. Do you remember
Speaker 1: I had to stop following him on Instagram because he
Speaker 1: would have those like just those dirty, dirty posts of
Speaker 1: him and like, I underwear with what I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 1: I think it's probably a fake penis. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: it was objectively either you have the biggest penis and
Speaker 1: in the greater Los Angeles area or sir, you've put it,
Speaker 1: You've put a hell of an egg glance inside your
Speaker 1: drawers to all of us. That was fake. I remember
Speaker 1: seeing it and being like, good god. It was the
Speaker 1: first time I respected the game. I was like, oh, whoa,
Speaker 1: because I was like, I was like, impossible. He doesn't
Speaker 1: have like, he doesn't have guys with a giant penis energy,
Speaker 1: you know that. Yeah, it's confidently y, Yeah, it's confidence.
Speaker 1: Definitely feels like a man with a small like I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say small, but certainly it's too small for his
Speaker 1: six four frame right right, big huge dick. It's like
Speaker 1: kind of dumb, you know what I mean. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: all the blood is going down there. You're not like
Speaker 1: and again he's very smart, Yeah he's smart, but he's
Speaker 1: he's annoying about it, and and he's constantly lying to
Speaker 1: us about things that we could easily check. And it's
Speaker 1: make like, yeah, you just although he was on Change
Speaker 1: of Heart, did you did you ever see that he was?
Speaker 1: He was blond? Right? No, this was way before that.
Speaker 1: This was like before he was even a successful rapper.
Speaker 1: He did that old game show Change of heart. Thank
Speaker 1: used to be on upn and he was just a
Speaker 1: nice man who him and his girl went on the show.
Speaker 1: For those that don't remember the premise, the deal was
Speaker 1: you you go on the show with your significant other
Speaker 1: and then they send you out on separate dates with
Speaker 1: a new person, and then you come back and decide
Speaker 1: if you want to stay with the person you've you
Speaker 1: came with or you have quote unquote a change of
Speaker 1: heart and you start dating the other individual. What happened
Speaker 1: to him? Did he get changed the hearted? He did?
Speaker 1: So the game goes out on this date, and they
Speaker 1: always set you up with a bad bitch who was
Speaker 1: like fucking gorgeous and cool and spends the whole time
Speaker 1: being like, hey, I think the euro Penis would take
Speaker 1: It's the best in my mouth, and I don't know
Speaker 1: why your girl doesn't feel that way. I'm a perfect yeah,
Speaker 1: you're yeah, I can't. If I could fit it in here,
Speaker 1: I would suck it further forever. And so the game
Speaker 1: goes out with the girl, they have a sexy time,
Speaker 1: and his girl goes out with the guy. They have
Speaker 1: a sexy time, and then she comes back and she
Speaker 1: says she wants to have a change her heart after
Speaker 1: he goes, I want to be with my lady. Oh
Speaker 1: that's the worst outcome again, A penis that that is
Speaker 1: forgettable at the very least for for a lady that
Speaker 1: was willing to go on TV with the game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if he was doing that, she wouldn't even going down there.
Speaker 1: No change your heart, motherfucker. You have a rare artifact
Speaker 1: trapped in your paints. Indiana Jones Penis, Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: you know, you know Sloss used to be like six
Speaker 1: ft feet tall. This is like, this is like a
Speaker 1: different era and I'm that man has a different he
Speaker 1: has a Peter has from a different time. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is prehistoric, big dog. If if that's what we're talking about,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give this up. That ship is so
Speaker 1: big it looks like it could be the result of
Speaker 1: some kind of a black magic curse, right, Like you
Speaker 1: wished to be a world famous rapper. And then the
Speaker 1: witch was like, but I'm cursing you with a big
Speaker 1: pigness And he's like, but that's fucking awesome, and she's
Speaker 1: like not not not, not the way, not the way
Speaker 1: I plan on hitting you. Did he dial it back?
Speaker 1: Does he still do that? I don't follow him anymore
Speaker 1: because I never follows tracking tracking the game. I knew
Speaker 1: that would that was a mistake. Hey, I liked I
Speaker 1: liked that first album, man, I did like it. I'm
Speaker 1: mostly for updates of the game. Actually see him getting
Speaker 1: in fist fights and at Drew League videos. That's that's
Speaker 1: the most common time I see the game is him
Speaker 1: playing in the Drew League, which I guess he thinks
Speaker 1: he's talented enough to keep up with like you know,
Speaker 1: fucking Trey Young when he's bored during the summer. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's tall, he's tall, but I he's also like thicker
Speaker 1: than he used to be, and he moving and I
Speaker 1: think part of the reason he and that heavy heavy
Speaker 1: penis he has to where Alan iverson size shorts just
Speaker 1: to cover uh two pairs of compression song. But but
Speaker 1: he's constantly getting in fist fights at these league games
Speaker 1: because somebody sets a pick on him and then he's
Speaker 1: like ready to square up. Would you if it was
Speaker 1: offered when you play Drew League again? No, because I'm afraid,
Speaker 1: well you know what I mean, Like I what I
Speaker 1: my absolute nightmare is I'm now a part of a
Speaker 1: video yo where they're like, damn, this up and coming
Speaker 1: player just went the funk off for sixty eight points
Speaker 1: and it's nothing but me guarding him the whole time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want, I understand because that's like, that's tough
Speaker 1: to come back from. You're gonna have your wife and
Speaker 1: kid in there. You don't need that. Bro. If if
Speaker 1: he's just saucing on me, and then there's one video
Speaker 1: of me like going up for a layup and he
Speaker 1: didn't want it's like, oh no, man, I'm there's too
Speaker 1: much at stake here. I've often thought getting posterized is
Speaker 1: probably the worst thing that could ever happen to a person.
Speaker 1: You've never been dumped on? No, no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: never not like not like in a major way. No
Speaker 1: good for you to see it in your eyes that
Speaker 1: you have. I've been. I've seen it all. Baby. What
Speaker 1: is that feeling of? Like? What what's the lowest low
Speaker 1: you know of? What's what the how? What's the depth
Speaker 1: of your bad decision making? Uh? I did a set
Speaker 1: one time with my my zipper down and you can
Speaker 1: see my penis for most of it was this that
Speaker 1: going good was it was it. It was an open mic,
Speaker 1: so it was like one in the you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Oh so this was like a bad decision
Speaker 1: stacked on the worst outcome. Yeah, man, fuck yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's what getting dunked on feels like. I bet, I
Speaker 1: bet they're comparable feelings when they dunked on you. Was
Speaker 1: it like did you feel the nuts on the shoulder? No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It wasn't a nuts on shoulder level dunking.
Speaker 1: I was more I I was closer to the chest. Uh.
Speaker 1: So I was going up thinking I had a shot
Speaker 1: and it and in that way it made it worse,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, where it's like, oh, if
Speaker 1: I could stop this or because I've never been able
Speaker 1: to dunk, but I I'm a pretty good defender, and
Speaker 1: so I thought, oh, I could stop this early before
Speaker 1: it makes it all the way up. And that motherfucker
Speaker 1: was bouncier than me and somehow had jets in his
Speaker 1: little feets and and goddamn, just ate me alive. I
Speaker 1: would worry about the sound I would make if I
Speaker 1: got dunked on. Well, that's the thing that that would
Speaker 1: come out of me, like I don't know, Like, what
Speaker 1: did you get dumped on? You? Like, like, oh, no, like,
Speaker 1: that's that's my big worry. Like, yeah, I don't remember
Speaker 1: what said. I think. I think it's one of those
Speaker 1: hollow sounds that uh that you know after a bomb,
Speaker 1: where it's just that that screech. That's that's probably what
Speaker 1: I heard after. I don't like what came out of me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was playing point guard and so another person
Speaker 1: had to see me get dunked on, take the ball out,
Speaker 1: and then choose to pass me the ball. But yeah,
Speaker 1: what kind of leader am I? He's like, I'm bringing
Speaker 1: it up now? Yeah, like no, no, no, no, watch
Speaker 1: how I distribute. Sure, I got dunked on, but I
Speaker 1: also no three plays. I'm the only true general out here.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, this is I gotta go home. Man,
Speaker 1: you gotta take me out. Coach. Yeah, that's the tough
Speaker 1: thing to have happened to you. Yeah, it's it's it's hard.
Speaker 1: We I don't I think we've we've introduced ourselves. I
Speaker 1: don't know that we we've done any formal work here.
Speaker 1: I I'm lank Stin Kerman. I'm David Boy. And if
Speaker 1: you've made it this far, you knew that. And and
Speaker 1: also if you if you didn't know that what the
Speaker 1: fund is wrong with you? Why would you stick around
Speaker 1: this long? What could you possibly infect? This pcast was
Speaker 1: gonna be about what's all that? Kid? We dropped into
Speaker 1: the game talk early. Yeah, this isn't even what our
Speaker 1: show is about. But we made we made hard fastened
Speaker 1: choices right away. I'm worried that he's gonna hear it.
Speaker 1: Oh the game. You think he's a listener. I think
Speaker 1: he's tramatic enough to somehow I've found it. I I
Speaker 1: will say, I definitely think the game has Google alerts
Speaker 1: for the game. Yeah, oh no, Olivia, don't put the
Speaker 1: game in lan Is. Let's let's unpack this. Are you?
Speaker 1: Is your fear of the game that like, h that
Speaker 1: he'll retaliate with violence? Or is it where where are
Speaker 1: you in the game? I just don't want to be
Speaker 1: out of like a smoothie king and you know he
Speaker 1: catches me or some ship. Okay, so it's not that
Speaker 1: he'll hunt you down, but that like but sometimes in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, I'm in Los Angeles, I'm in game type places,
Speaker 1: you know, shocks, restaurant, l A, I maybe on my
Speaker 1: face and then it's like then the game's like, what's
Speaker 1: that ship. She is talking about my dick, and then
Speaker 1: it's like, oh man, he'll probably be with Whack one hundred.
Speaker 1: And then I first struck goodn fight the game and whack. Okay,
Speaker 1: I see that. He seems like, yeah, he'd wait to
Speaker 1: fight you in a very public place. And to your point,
Speaker 1: he is still a big motherfucker who picks his opponents. Wisely,
Speaker 1: I'd have to the only the only thing I could
Speaker 1: do is I'd have to either I'd have to hit
Speaker 1: him first, because then it's like, you know, the video
Speaker 1: of me getting beat up is like, yeah, but he
Speaker 1: got him, you know what I mean. No, you gotta
Speaker 1: hit him in those giant fucking nuts. I gotta grab
Speaker 1: a belt loop and jump up and just give him
Speaker 1: and let that mother like a crumble and and you'll
Speaker 1: be a bad guy. The internet will be like those
Speaker 1: corny you punched him in the dig but it's like, nah,
Speaker 1: but where else are you're gonna punch at the game? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's yeah. And the one thing that he has going
Speaker 1: for him, which is that that massive prehistoric dick. There
Speaker 1: are there are rappers I think I can fight. I
Speaker 1: just don't think the game is one. Yeah, yeah, a
Speaker 1: Little Loozy has been beat up enough times that I feel,
Speaker 1: I feel absolutely confident that I if I could pick
Speaker 1: you up, I feel good about it. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. If I can, like I could just like
Speaker 1: grab you, or if it's like or if it's like
Speaker 1: if you're fit enough for me to like get my
Speaker 1: arms down and then like pick up and like I feel,
Speaker 1: then I feel okay. But anybody bigger than that, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm always impressed with uh with NBA fights because oftentimes
Speaker 1: the guys are so vastly different in height. Like the
Speaker 1: other day, Austin Rivers got in a fight mo Bamba.
Speaker 1: It was like, hey, he's so much bigger than you,
Speaker 1: and you're you're just riding off of Austin Rivers confidence
Speaker 1: to face off and he's a bad fighter. He didn't
Speaker 1: look good at all. I mean, I think the fighting
Speaker 1: is its own skill, right. How many rappers how many
Speaker 1: rapper boxing videos have we seen where you're like, oh, ship, yeah,
Speaker 1: did you see Meek Mill practice And you're like, oh
Speaker 1: beat the look, man, I get it. You so coke,
Speaker 1: But man, he is a weird guy. He's a fucking weirdo,
Speaker 1: and not in an affectionate, like oh what an artist
Speaker 1: kind of way. He's like that weird French fights in
Speaker 1: the pool ship Like I don't know what he's like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? What's your plane? How are you going?
Speaker 1: How do you get so rich? Yeah? I don't. I
Speaker 1: I think we've highly overestimate how much a lot of
Speaker 1: rappers make and have, and I I think it's safe
Speaker 1: to say you are you are doing? Like I've heard
Speaker 1: numerous uh sort of like suggestions that blue faces like broke,
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, I think I think that's more
Speaker 1: rappers are like that than they are not. I saw
Speaker 1: him at L a X one time. He definitely got
Speaker 1: on the plane and last, and that's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe you don't have status with Southwest you a lot
Speaker 1: like get your diamond medallion up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm platinum baby. It's uh yeah, it feels
Speaker 1: like to have money, you at least have status on airlines.
Speaker 1: And if you don't, then something has happened. Either you
Speaker 1: bought this ticket literally five minutes ago, or or you
Speaker 1: ain't as rich as we all presumed. Yeah, because he
Speaker 1: was dressed really nice, but yeah, and he had a
Speaker 1: Louis Bag but yeah, got on the plane last fun. Well,
Speaker 1: we we wish Blue Face the best. You know that
Speaker 1: nice man who there's no other reason to criticize besides
Speaker 1: uh his struggling, uh financial situation. Hey, bust down, Tatiana.
Speaker 1: You know what academic City's gonna buy your house. You're
Speaker 1: going you're you're doing a lot and you're going through
Speaker 1: a lot. So so I hope, I hope it's all
Speaker 1: paying off for you, Blue Face. It's complicated to be
Speaker 1: a rapper. It's it's very complicated to be a rapper.
Speaker 1: It's even more complicated to be uh. I guess crip rapper.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Uh. We we have a conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: that you and I talked about out ahead of time.
Speaker 1: We were we were discussing the possibility of this being
Speaker 1: a real thing. But the conspiracy we talked about is
Speaker 1: my mama told me the NFL. It's scripted. Scripted now, yeah,
Speaker 1: full script now. It's worth noting this has been sort
Speaker 1: of a viral conversation on on Twitter for a few
Speaker 1: days now, but it's specifically comes from a an interview
Speaker 1: with Aryan Foster, who went on a podcast and said
Speaker 1: exactly this that the NFL is scripted, that it's completely
Speaker 1: made up, that in fact, the entire premise of practicing
Speaker 1: and and sort of like all the sort of like
Speaker 1: preseason fucking like camps and ship is just dedicated to
Speaker 1: these people learning their quote unquote lines and positions blocking
Speaker 1: so that they can help the script come to be.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't even think about this until just now.
Speaker 1: But here's thing number one. Right, people go to practices. Yeah,
Speaker 1: practices are no like, there's children there, there's all kinds
Speaker 1: of people. And if the NFL, I think, is the
Speaker 1: only sport that does that where you're like, yeah, come
Speaker 1: watch us practice, you can watch the whole thing. We'll
Speaker 1: sign some balls. It's a good time for the kids.
Speaker 1: So that's already stupid. Yeah, no, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: A bro, this is he's an idiot. They make the
Speaker 1: practice facilities like fucking like hubs in the cities and
Speaker 1: ships like, yeah, you gotta go down to the fucking
Speaker 1: to this spot so that you can watch Tom Brady stretch.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, shout out to dub Valley in Denver.
Speaker 1: It's it's major. Yes, that's the one thing. Oh So,
Speaker 1: because I do think that there is. I do think
Speaker 1: that there is a case for this idea. I think
Speaker 1: that he's lying. WHOA say more. I think that if
Speaker 1: you were going to script the entire NFL, you would
Speaker 1: not need Aryan Fosters input. Like people's lives are just
Speaker 1: gonna have drama that plays out them, plays out in
Speaker 1: them anyways, right, Like so I think it's like, you
Speaker 1: gotta talk to Tom Brady, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: You gotta talk to you about homes. You gotta talk
Speaker 1: to everybody in Philly. But like, do you have to
Speaker 1: talk to I don't think you. I don't think it
Speaker 1: would be that the rookies don't know about that ship.
Speaker 1: You know you're saying, you're saying, if your impact is
Speaker 1: not substantial enough, you don't need a script. You just
Speaker 1: need to uh to show up and let the true
Speaker 1: script script e s handle their business. Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like with like it's like with it's
Speaker 1: like with basketball, where it's like, yeah, point shaving. It's
Speaker 1: not like it's never a whole team. It's just like
Speaker 1: two guys, right, and they just have to have enough
Speaker 1: impact on their own to to make the ship happen.
Speaker 1: They don't everything else is is whatever because he's like
Speaker 1: also like because then he's like, yeah, the scriptwriters, So
Speaker 1: then how big is this? Is this a sag after
Speaker 1: gig un staying you're talking directly with the writers? You
Speaker 1: you were talking directly and that's That's also something that
Speaker 1: felt a little challenging for me in this this whole
Speaker 1: thing is that like, look, I've been in writer's rooms
Speaker 1: where like the star decides to pop in, they never help,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like it truly makes
Speaker 1: it way worse when the person who's famous once they go, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what if I like jump over the
Speaker 1: nigga and uh and don't dun the four ball through
Speaker 1: the gold posts, and it's like, hey, dog, that's not
Speaker 1: we ain't even that's not what we're doing here. We're
Speaker 1: just trying to get the third down, big dog, we don't.
Speaker 1: I wrote for an award show with h with the
Speaker 1: famous host who was a quarterback, and he just wanted
Speaker 1: to make fun of Danni ka Patrick the whole time
Speaker 1: in a way where person like he'd leaves and then
Speaker 1: we'd like it'd be after lunch you'd come in and
Speaker 1: you'd be like, so I'm thinking about this Rannica Patrick situation,
Speaker 1: Like what, well, no, what nobody wants to talk about
Speaker 1: danni Ka Patrick big Man? Why do it? Yeah, no
Speaker 1: famous people having to come in with good ideas. I
Speaker 1: I get it because you're you know, your feelings are
Speaker 1: hurt because you're not in the league anymore. I understand
Speaker 1: you're building these personal vendettas that would have been resolved
Speaker 1: if you could still just like focus on a game
Speaker 1: ahead of you. But now it's like, no, I will
Speaker 1: I will make Dannika Patrick my super Bowl because like,
Speaker 1: so what was he trying to like, what was he
Speaker 1: trying to accomplish with this? Like I also have the idea.
Speaker 1: I don't like the idea that if the NFL has
Speaker 1: always been scripted, you were the first one in this
Speaker 1: whole what's it super Bowl fifty four or some ship,
Speaker 1: you were the first one to ever drop this knowledge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's uh. And we've talked about this a few
Speaker 1: times on the podcast. I think that's always the challenge
Speaker 1: with conspiracy theories, especially once of this scale, is like
Speaker 1: it would require a level of like complicit silence on
Speaker 1: the part of a lot of people who have been
Speaker 1: fucked over by this league frankly back off times that,
Speaker 1: like you, for them not to have said anything would
Speaker 1: be crazy. For Colin Kaepernick to not have come up
Speaker 1: and been like, hey, it's scripted, by the way at
Speaker 1: this point, would be impossible. What about major injuries? What
Speaker 1: about old boy? You think he started this season? They're like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna die on the field, that will bring you back.
Speaker 1: But like that's in that's in your contract. Like, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about, and you'll never play again by
Speaker 1: you're from the game of football for what is now?
Speaker 1: Have you said basketball? It had been like, of course
Speaker 1: everybody knows that, so are the NBA. That makes perfect sense. Well,
Speaker 1: I will say that that we need to take a break.
Speaker 1: We have a break coming up. But I'm excited to
Speaker 1: find out exactly all of your thoughts on the NBA
Speaker 1: rigging and or more on the NFL scripting. We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break. It will be back with more lengths
Speaker 1: than more, David and more. My mama told me, damn blood. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we are back discussing whether or not professional sports is rigged.
Speaker 1: Football I think we've debunked. But I will say basketball,
Speaker 1: it's always I tell me more because because I love
Speaker 1: because we're not just talking rigged, rigg. You're saying that
Speaker 1: that basketball is scripted, level ragged. I think it's I
Speaker 1: think it's rigged. I think it's there are the teams
Speaker 1: who are supposed to do what they do. I think
Speaker 1: that there's often marketing campaigns around those things. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Remember Little Penny saying Kobe leron Kobe Lebron, Like,
Speaker 1: what am I supposed to think about that? There's clearly
Speaker 1: like there's clearly like especially David Stern, like, I just
Speaker 1: feel like if there's not if the if it's not rigged,
Speaker 1: there are ways that they would like it to work
Speaker 1: out that they do their best to. Specifically, two thousand nine,
Speaker 1: the West in conference finals. They weren't ready for, you know,
Speaker 1: a team on some heroes of Denver Nuggets. They weren't
Speaker 1: ready for. They weren't ready for a tiny man like
Speaker 1: Earl Boykins off the bench with the ring. They can't
Speaker 1: have that. They can't have that. Kenyan Martin was a menace.
Speaker 1: He had lipstick tattooed on his neck. They couldn't have that.
Speaker 1: So they had to give it to who Kobe because
Speaker 1: that was all cause it was all I I feel
Speaker 1: like everybody has, Like Kobe, example of of the rigging
Speaker 1: that hurt them the most mind personally being the Sacramento
Speaker 1: Kings of whatever the funk year that was. But the
Speaker 1: early two thousand Sacramento Kings with Chris and Doug Christie
Speaker 1: and all them, and I was like, this is this
Speaker 1: is the greatest team ever simple and they were. They
Speaker 1: were they were torn asunder by Robert or you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's ship like that doesn't want to
Speaker 1: make sense. Yeah, I I definitely am am a hurt
Speaker 1: man as you are. We actually talked about this exact subject,
Speaker 1: or at least a version of this subject with Tom Bell.
Speaker 1: Uh last may I want to say, if I'm remembering correct,
Speaker 1: and tone believed that the NFL and NBA were rigged,
Speaker 1: and we talked specifically in the research sort of found
Speaker 1: that that a lot of what people suggest is is
Speaker 1: that it's not so much scripted in the way that
Speaker 1: Aryan Foster is suggesting, but these leagues do have biases
Speaker 1: in in wanting certain stories to be able to happen.
Speaker 1: So it's not so much them giving a fuck if
Speaker 1: one team wins a championship or not, but they do
Speaker 1: give a funk whether or not like that that hero's
Speaker 1: tale happens from beginning to end. Yeah, and I think
Speaker 1: that they I think that there's you know, there's obviously
Speaker 1: only so much impact that you can have. Like that's
Speaker 1: why I feel like it's not scripted, because every now
Speaker 1: and then you'll see a guy go rogue. Understand, like
Speaker 1: like Westbrook, that that one that was like he wasn't
Speaker 1: supposed to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lynn, sanity is
Speaker 1: they do going rogue, growing rogue that was not supposed
Speaker 1: to That was not supposed to happen at all at
Speaker 1: all at all. So it's like and they marketed it.
Speaker 1: They went like, oh fuck, we can make a bunch
Speaker 1: of money off of this, so they bought into it
Speaker 1: very quickly. But no, that wasn't like day whoever Adam
Speaker 1: Silver didn't start there, I think was still David Stern
Speaker 1: and but but whoever was in charge at the point
Speaker 1: didn't go like and this year, we're gonna have an
Speaker 1: Asian dude the greatest player on the planet for for
Speaker 1: four weeks. I mean, it sounds insane what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like nobody couldn't seen that he'll be six five and
Speaker 1: uh and and petite, and we're gonna make him the
Speaker 1: literal greatest player on the planet for a month, and
Speaker 1: then somehow it never comes back. He'll never have him
Speaker 1: even a moment. And it's also like, and I mean,
Speaker 1: I go back to my team, like I have for
Speaker 1: years felt that the Nuggets, despite themselves, we're just always
Speaker 1: supposed to be a second class team. You think you
Speaker 1: think the NBA was ready for yo Kitch Nicola Yokis
Speaker 1: is m v P. I love him right ugly. It's
Speaker 1: basketball like, it's all ugly until the past is caught in.
Speaker 1: The passes are phenomenal in that it looks like he
Speaker 1: drops the ball every time, like he's fucking up, and
Speaker 1: then it ends up being the most amazing past that
Speaker 1: you could have imagined. He plays like Mr McGoo, you
Speaker 1: know what, like he plays He plays basketball like Mr
Speaker 1: mcgoul walking through ass fucking construction. And all his mannerisms
Speaker 1: are are super fucking European. Oh I'm so tired all
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, and he's rubbing his head weird and
Speaker 1: ship and You're like, I'm not sure this man should
Speaker 1: be allowed on this court. I don't think he's I
Speaker 1: think they're gonna bully him. But then he's like, no,
Speaker 1: watch this and you yeah, come to find out you
Speaker 1: know what it is. It's like did you see that
Speaker 1: new Eddie Mercy movie? You people? Yeah, yeah, everybody in
Speaker 1: that by the shout out, you know, Sam j Is
Speaker 1: went crazy. But yes, you but when Jonah Hill played basketball, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're like, there's no way. And then even looking
Speaker 1: at it, it looked bad. But the shots got knocked
Speaker 1: down and that's that. Yeah. It was very garbage basketball
Speaker 1: and it was clearly written with the intention of a
Speaker 1: better basketball player having having played this part. They wanted,
Speaker 1: you know, he Haroldson. You don't think he would have
Speaker 1: wrote that. I bet he wrote that for himself. I would.
Speaker 1: I think he did write it for himself. But I
Speaker 1: think that's ego, baby. I don't think that that's I
Speaker 1: don't think that he was like basketball is my best sport.
Speaker 1: I think he was like, what's black that I can do?
Speaker 1: Fake basketball? Wait till I do a reverse guest Who's
Speaker 1: coming to dinner? And it's just gonna be me hitting
Speaker 1: home runs on these bitch ass white boys. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to the park and just have chewing tobacco and
Speaker 1: just do white people play pick up baseball. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think that's of the fifties
Speaker 1: when stickball existed and now. Yeah, it feels like he
Speaker 1: would be more of a Dominican. Yeah, they have they
Speaker 1: have rec like, they have very sort of like uh leagues,
Speaker 1: They have st of real games. But they don't just
Speaker 1: like hit the driveway and practice baseball and ship. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, not even more. Maybe they do,
Speaker 1: I mean with kids obviously, but not grown men sending
Speaker 1: them being like, hey, let's go play softball. Though I
Speaker 1: think they play softball, Okay, I think I think some
Speaker 1: boys will get together and throw a big old softball
Speaker 1: at each other. But yeah, to all that, I say that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think the NBA is rigged. I don't think the
Speaker 1: NFL is also too many variables right right, It's like
Speaker 1: it's no, the NFL is not enough variables, meaning meaning
Speaker 1: that I think the longer, the longer the season, the
Speaker 1: more games and stuff like that, or oh, I guess
Speaker 1: that would be easier to write because there's not that
Speaker 1: many games, right, yeah, I mean sixteen games per team
Speaker 1: that that you hire writing staff for each team and
Speaker 1: staff is like ten Yeah, it's gotta be. It's gotta
Speaker 1: be a big room, I think, because players and coaches
Speaker 1: have Coaches also have their own dramas and ship going on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you have to really like be you have to
Speaker 1: be thinking for enough positions and like strategizing with the
Speaker 1: the other teams as well. Like it, there has to
Speaker 1: be cross pollination. You can't just write your side of
Speaker 1: the ball. I mean, so it feels like a pretty
Speaker 1: massive undertaking that that doesn't even seem possible. Frankly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't believe it, because football is more possessions than
Speaker 1: it is even fucking like minutes, yeah, exactly, exactly, just
Speaker 1: the pace of the game. It's really hard to dictate too. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just don't and and I just don't. Football still
Speaker 1: has upsets. I feel like in my lifetime of sports,
Speaker 1: I've seen more major upsets in football than I have
Speaker 1: in basketball. Right, Basketball usually who you think is gonna
Speaker 1: win wins, Yeah, there is. It's a much harder thing
Speaker 1: to to have a major upset in basketball. But some
Speaker 1: of that also is that football is one and done,
Speaker 1: and so it's like, yeah, if these dudes, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, it's one and done and it's really
Speaker 1: about smash into each other. So like, if I just
Speaker 1: show up with the wrong energy for for getting smashed,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna lose and I can't do nothing about
Speaker 1: it kind of thing. Whereas like basketball, if I don't
Speaker 1: you know, if I got drunk the night before and
Speaker 1: and have a bad game, I get like six more
Speaker 1: chances to fix. I mean, they said Iristen did it
Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, yeah, I still I still love
Speaker 1: his nuggets heres though I wouldn't take back a single
Speaker 1: minute really because they didn't do anything for you guys.
Speaker 1: I think I take that back. It was just cool
Speaker 1: that he was here, but it was also like you
Speaker 1: could tell he wasn't like here, you know what I'm saying, Like, no,
Speaker 1: he was his heart had moved on from the NBA
Speaker 1: by that point, and nobody ever hangs out here when
Speaker 1: they're pro, like our pro, like mellow. It was like
Speaker 1: he was gone whenever he could be like people aren't
Speaker 1: just like and it was the wrong group of guys
Speaker 1: to surround him with if you needed him to like
Speaker 1: buy into a system and and or even like the
Speaker 1: premise of playing all the way. Yeah, it was like
Speaker 1: fucking j R. Smith and and Kenyan Martin and and
Speaker 1: Carmelo Anthony and it's like, yeah, well of course he's
Speaker 1: not gonna pay attention, no, no, no no, And they're
Speaker 1: all everybody was on their way out kind of, so
Speaker 1: it was like a team that you could feel. Listen,
Speaker 1: that's not the point. It doesn't. George Carl your your
Speaker 1: coach by then, Yes, George Carl was our coach. And
Speaker 1: what a deeply racist man that is. Nobody was feeling
Speaker 1: encouraged and or motivated by George Carl. I mean, George
Speaker 1: Carl looks racist, yeah, and he proves it. Boy that
Speaker 1: he's got that face with like no lips like that,
Speaker 1: Like no, the smaller the lips, the more I think
Speaker 1: you're gonna say it. Yeah, for a while he had
Speaker 1: like no hair on top and like long in the back,
Speaker 1: and it's like, you're a wild guy, George Carl. You
Speaker 1: hate because Lea's name starts with the cave. These are
Speaker 1: all well, I think there are some last names of
Speaker 1: the cave that are pretty cool and well, yeah, you're black,
Speaker 1: though I don't know. I'm not saying you have my
Speaker 1: family ain't. And are they racist? All of them? Some
Speaker 1: of them? Are? They don't they None of it is
Speaker 1: rooted in as much a hatred but a fear if it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I have some in my family. It's more
Speaker 1: hatred based. Yeah, ours is just I ain't never been
Speaker 1: around that, and that scares me. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
Speaker 1: you know, do what is doing and yeap and and
Speaker 1: nip kind of ships, just like, why is he probably
Speaker 1: me in the grocery store. It's like he's not, this
Speaker 1: is just the groceries. Ever So, in the in the
Speaker 1: the research that I did for the tone Bell of
Speaker 1: it All, and I'm glad you brought up the NBA
Speaker 1: because there are a few specific examples that people point
Speaker 1: to when they talk about like sort of these heroes
Speaker 1: stories getting out of hand or at least becoming a
Speaker 1: little two pointed for us to be able to deny
Speaker 1: some of the the fucking you know, the writing as
Speaker 1: it were. One of the examples they bring up is
Speaker 1: the two thousand five New Orleans Hornets, where they go
Speaker 1: from basically being one of the worst teams in the
Speaker 1: league two then like having like this historic rise, and
Speaker 1: part of it is sort of like wanting to to
Speaker 1: link it with the narrative of Katrina and like the
Speaker 1: city coming back to life so that you can rebuild finances.
Speaker 1: It was like New or Yeah, New Orleans needed it
Speaker 1: for both their their own personal like emotional well being,
Speaker 1: but also literally they needed the wind to be able
Speaker 1: to like restore this funked up sort of like situation.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if I can go with that
Speaker 1: because where were the Knicks right, like like what you
Speaker 1: would do it for New Orleans but not for New
Speaker 1: York City. Yeah, now that's that's a good point. They
Speaker 1: that two thousand one team didn't do anything to be
Speaker 1: I don't even know who was in there. I couldn't
Speaker 1: tell you. I might, I don't know. Alan Houston probably
Speaker 1: was still Let's look up two thousand one New York Knicks.
Speaker 1: We need to see. Yeah, they did not rally. No,
Speaker 1: it was there a team that that uh they were
Speaker 1: still coached by Jeff Van Gundy. Let's let's start there.
Speaker 1: I love deeply it was. Yeah, Okay, Marcus Canby, we're
Speaker 1: talking to Alan Houston. Mark Jackson was still playing basketball
Speaker 1: at the time. You've got Travis Night, You've got Latrelle Spreewell,
Speaker 1: Kurt Thomas, uh, the the oldest looking man that ever
Speaker 1: was uh and Charlie Ward. Those were the highlights of
Speaker 1: that year. And I believe that was second Olivia is
Speaker 1: saying it is the second most looked up question about
Speaker 1: the Knicks. Have the Knicks ever been good? Ha ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha. No, No, I don't not not. They
Speaker 1: had that one year with essentially this same roster. And
Speaker 1: I can't remember what year it was where they they
Speaker 1: were the eighth seed of the playoffs and then ended
Speaker 1: up going to the finals that it was essentially that
Speaker 1: same group. I feel like that was like two thousand,
Speaker 1: maybe like ninety nine, Okay, yeah, it was. It was
Speaker 1: ninety nine that the Knicks went to the finals with
Speaker 1: the actually that same group. But Patrick Ewing was still yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: damn poor Nick's Yeah, I'll tell you what. That ship
Speaker 1: has never been scripted because they fucking are terrible. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: they and boy are there are a lot of people
Speaker 1: invested in their success, and I know, and every other
Speaker 1: team has like done it, every other team in the
Speaker 1: league has gone from rags to riches. Yeah. Once they
Speaker 1: they sort of figured it out, it was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: you like Bengals, so fucking uh, who's Joe Burrow Ship.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Bengals. Yeah, Bengal. Yeah, it's like, no,
Speaker 1: they give people a shot every perce in a while. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, man, And I mean Cleveland. Cleveland was like
Speaker 1: a joke when we were growing up. Yeah. So I
Speaker 1: guess I'm split on this. Now further we go into
Speaker 1: and I'm like, maybe it's like, I think that I
Speaker 1: think that you're right. I think that idea of like
Speaker 1: there are certain narratives that are there trying to push
Speaker 1: for money and ship like that. I think that that
Speaker 1: is true, and I think ultimately you can do you
Speaker 1: can't have a lot of sway in it, but at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, it's still hoping. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: I do think like I think, for example, the League
Speaker 1: desperately wanted Lebron to get a championship for the Cavaliers.
Speaker 1: I think that that that would that meant the world
Speaker 1: to everybody in charge, everybody that had financial investment in
Speaker 1: this this fucking system. I don't think they have the
Speaker 1: ability to like fully get him the championship, but I
Speaker 1: do think they capitalize on a bunch of choices that
Speaker 1: are already being made by these guys. So when when
Speaker 1: fucking Draymond Green is being a dick and and swinging
Speaker 1: his foot and kicking and ship, they go, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: suspend him where we want them to win. We don't
Speaker 1: want to spend that dude. Yeah, we're not gonna fucking
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, we're gonna take advantage
Speaker 1: of him being an idiot were we want them to win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's definitely the case. I think that's I
Speaker 1: think that is definitely the case. Yeah, football, I I
Speaker 1: I would argue it's it's similar ship, whether they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: we we would love for there's no reason for forty six,
Speaker 1: forty five year old Tom Brady to to be as
Speaker 1: great as he was. I mean, he obviously is a
Speaker 1: great player. It's not to take anything away from him,
Speaker 1: but like that Buccaneers championship didn't feel like a fucking
Speaker 1: like hey man, it was the same with Peyton and
Speaker 1: the Broncos championship, Like it was like they love that
Speaker 1: redemption quarterback story, like my team cast me aside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think they had to want that for him
Speaker 1: as much as he wanted it for for himself. So
Speaker 1: he puts in the work, he becomes this phenomenal player
Speaker 1: and then the league goes, hey, man, if there's any
Speaker 1: moments where it's between Brady and this other quarterback, it's
Speaker 1: always Brady. It's yeah, yeah, that's fair. I think yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I I think I think we've covered this pretty well.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know that we we've landed any
Speaker 1: proof of of this being scripted, but it sounds like
Speaker 1: we're in agreement that some sort of mischief is happening
Speaker 1: in the background. And there's always do your own research, brother, Like,
Speaker 1: there's your tube, rabbit holes you can go down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if that's if you want scripting to be real, you
Speaker 1: can fully you can find it out there. The other day,
Speaker 1: I was watching a video where they were saying that
Speaker 1: the the the n b A is uh simulation, that
Speaker 1: that it was completely simulated, And part of the argument
Speaker 1: they were making was a bunch of clips where you
Speaker 1: see players doing identical things at the exact same time.
Speaker 1: That there are like glitches where you can watch like
Speaker 1: three players on one team all I've seen that kind
Speaker 1: of sequence. Yeah, I've seen that kind of thing. But
Speaker 1: then that means it that goes back to like that,
Speaker 1: Then that means they're all computers, all the players. Yeah,
Speaker 1: argument I've met basketball players in real life. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know that they're saying, like the individuals are computers
Speaker 1: out there as much as we are all living in
Speaker 1: a computer, and the the NBA's glitches are evidence of
Speaker 1: this whole thing being a roofs. Do you ever feel
Speaker 1: like that movie The Matrix really did a little too
Speaker 1: much debt more damage than it did good? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: especially I would say for white people not to not
Speaker 1: to make this an entirely racial thing, but but white
Speaker 1: boys have bought into the premise of the simulation, I
Speaker 1: think more than any other group. Yo, they love it.
Speaker 1: They love it. That ship comes up so much and
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know, have you watched that movie?
Speaker 1: It's not that's smart, Like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think the premise is really really smart, and then
Speaker 1: you watch what they do to prove the premise and
Speaker 1: then to like tell the story, and you're like, I
Speaker 1: guess pay phones, all right, that's how I get in
Speaker 1: and out of the major Okay, yeah, it's I think
Speaker 1: I think some of this is just uh, I think
Speaker 1: you were just writing ship. The third movie is nonsense. Dog?
Speaker 1: Did you see the new one? No? I didn't see
Speaker 1: the new one because I can't. The new one almost
Speaker 1: feels like that we might have been tricked by like
Speaker 1: some special needs people. Oh like like we've lost Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that. This whole thing was like, oh, you didn't
Speaker 1: know what you were doing at all, and it was
Speaker 1: truly just like some weird monkey typewriter ship that got
Speaker 1: you three four movies. I mean, I haven't seen how
Speaker 1: Hollywood works. That makes sense to me. That's what we
Speaker 1: should talk about, is Hollywood rings next time? Yeah, Hollywood.
Speaker 1: I actually would love to talk about this because, boy,
Speaker 1: do I believe that that no questions, no question Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think none of this is real. And yeah,
Speaker 1: honestly we should unpact that. Uh well, we'll maybe do
Speaker 1: that for for one of our upcoming episodes is the
Speaker 1: rigging of Hollywood. Can't wait because I got some wild swings.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we gotta get to that. That's exciting.
Speaker 1: Could you tell before we do? Could you tell the
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