WEBVTT - NFinaL Draft (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:05.200 I feel like I'm like backpack rapper level rich right now, Mmm, 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:07.760 does that make sense? I'm not like rapper rapper rich, 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:12.120 but I'm like me and someone who is on Ruckius 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:17.680 Records in the nineties probably makes the same about like 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:20.440 any of the niggas on sound bombing, we probably make 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:32.200 the same amount of my crop chips in your means 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:43.000 racist At lastly, money vanetary stuff. You can't tell me 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:49.640 bang bang bang skeep skeep skeet. There it is there, 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:53.560 it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:56.680 of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive 0:00:57.120 --> 0:01:01.520 deep deep into the pockets of black conspirace theories and 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:05.319 we finally worked to prove that the game turning his 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:10.399 tear drop tattoo into a butterfly tattoo into an l 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:14.520 A logo is the first ever recorded triple down in 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:21.319 bad decisions for face tattoos. That is, that is phenomenal 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:26.319 shitty decision making. What about the Gucci made I I 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:30.279 would argue that Gucci, while while his his ice cream 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:35.920 was more substantially offensive and and frankly bad compared to 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:40.679 the game's decision making, he didn't do it three different times. 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:44.920 He didn't time. He he made one bad choice with 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:46.840 the ice cream, and then he was like, I am 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:50.800 going to do my best to make this fade over time. 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:57.680 I have made a mistake. Here's here's my question. Do 0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:00.560 you think there's a possibility for a four? Don Do 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:03.600 you think you could see that? It's tough because that 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:08.040 l a is big now it's you. Yeah, it's pretty 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:13.519 big compared to what it started. As it has gotten heavy. 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:15.919 I don't think he should have played out. I don't 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.960 think he should have left the butterfly. I didn't think 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.639 it was that bad. You think he should have stopped 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:24.880 that butterfly. It wasn't that terrible. It didn't feel incorrect 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.520 for whatever the game was trying to be at the time. 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:30.360 And he's like, let's be honest, he's a pretty dramatic guy, 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:35.760 but he's a diva. He is Achieva. Do you remember 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:38.240 I had to stop following him on Instagram because he 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:41.120 would have those like just those dirty, dirty posts of 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:45.400 him and like, I underwear with what I'm gonna be honest, 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.200 I think it's probably a fake penis. Yeah, no, I 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:54.040 it was objectively either you have the biggest penis and 0:02:54.200 --> 0:03:01.480 in the greater Los Angeles area or sir, you've put it, 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.280 You've put a hell of an egg glance inside your 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:09.040 drawers to all of us. That was fake. I remember 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.920 seeing it and being like, good god. It was the 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:15.079 first time I respected the game. I was like, oh, whoa, 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:20.079 because I was like, I was like, impossible. He doesn't 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:25.120 have like, he doesn't have guys with a giant penis energy, 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:31.480 you know that. Yeah, it's confidently y, Yeah, it's confidence. 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:34.160 Definitely feels like a man with a small like I 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:37.840 wouldn't say small, but certainly it's too small for his 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:43.920 six four frame right right, big huge dick. It's like 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.120 kind of dumb, you know what I mean. It's like, yeah, 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:48.160 all the blood is going down there. You're not like 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.680 and again he's very smart, Yeah he's smart, but he's 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:56.080 he's annoying about it, and and he's constantly lying to 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:59.280 us about things that we could easily check. And it's 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:05.880 make like, yeah, you just although he was on Change 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.280 of Heart, did you did you ever see that he was? 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:12.000 He was blond? Right? No, this was way before that. 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:15.360 This was like before he was even a successful rapper. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:18.800 He did that old game show Change of heart. Thank 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:21.719 used to be on upn and he was just a 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:25.440 nice man who him and his girl went on the show. 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:28.039 For those that don't remember the premise, the deal was 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.400 you you go on the show with your significant other 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.440 and then they send you out on separate dates with 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:37.120 a new person, and then you come back and decide 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.200 if you want to stay with the person you've you 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:42.880 came with or you have quote unquote a change of 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:45.960 heart and you start dating the other individual. What happened 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.400 to him? Did he get changed the hearted? He did? 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:51.640 So the game goes out on this date, and they 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:53.800 always set you up with a bad bitch who was 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:57.080 like fucking gorgeous and cool and spends the whole time 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:59.960 being like, hey, I think the euro Penis would take 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.200 It's the best in my mouth, and I don't know 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:06.440 why your girl doesn't feel that way. I'm a perfect yeah, 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:12.080 you're yeah, I can't. If I could fit it in here, 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:15.800 I would suck it further forever. And so the game 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.159 goes out with the girl, they have a sexy time, 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.039 and his girl goes out with the guy. They have 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.920 a sexy time, and then she comes back and she 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.080 says she wants to have a change her heart after 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.920 he goes, I want to be with my lady. Oh 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:31.920 that's the worst outcome again, A penis that that is 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:35.599 forgettable at the very least for for a lady that 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.200 was willing to go on TV with the game. Yeah, 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:40.360 if he was doing that, she wouldn't even going down there. 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:45.120 No change your heart, motherfucker. You have a rare artifact 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:51.680 trapped in your paints. Indiana Jones Penis, Yeah, this is 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:54.560 you know, you know Sloss used to be like six 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.760 ft feet tall. This is like, this is like a 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:01.800 different era and I'm that man has a different he 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:04.400 has a Peter has from a different time. Yeah, this 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:08.360 is prehistoric, big dog. If if that's what we're talking about, 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:10.880 I'm not gonna give this up. That ship is so 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:14.120 big it looks like it could be the result of 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:22.680 some kind of a black magic curse, right, Like you 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:25.960 wished to be a world famous rapper. And then the 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.159 witch was like, but I'm cursing you with a big 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:30.600 pigness And he's like, but that's fucking awesome, and she's 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:34.280 like not not not, not the way, not the way 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:37.040 I plan on hitting you. Did he dial it back? 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.120 Does he still do that? I don't follow him anymore 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:47.320 because I never follows tracking tracking the game. I knew 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:50.040 that would that was a mistake. Hey, I liked I 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:53.960 liked that first album, man, I did like it. I'm 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:58.040 mostly for updates of the game. Actually see him getting 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:02.919 in fist fights and at Drew League videos. That's that's 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:06.279 the most common time I see the game is him 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:09.400 playing in the Drew League, which I guess he thinks 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.160 he's talented enough to keep up with like you know, 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:15.320 fucking Trey Young when he's bored during the summer. I mean, 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:20.200 he's tall, he's tall, but I he's also like thicker 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:23.120 than he used to be, and he moving and I 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:26.800 think part of the reason he and that heavy heavy 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:32.000 penis he has to where Alan iverson size shorts just 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:37.000 to cover uh two pairs of compression song. But but 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:42.080 he's constantly getting in fist fights at these league games 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.480 because somebody sets a pick on him and then he's 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:48.360 like ready to square up. Would you if it was 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:52.800 offered when you play Drew League again? No, because I'm afraid, 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.240 well you know what I mean, Like I what I 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:59.680 my absolute nightmare is I'm now a part of a 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:03.120 video yo where they're like, damn, this up and coming 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:06.320 player just went the funk off for sixty eight points 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:12.160 and it's nothing but me guarding him the whole time. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:15.080 you don't want, I understand because that's like, that's tough 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:16.600 to come back from. You're gonna have your wife and 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:19.480 kid in there. You don't need that. Bro. If if 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:22.239 he's just saucing on me, and then there's one video 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:24.520 of me like going up for a layup and he 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:30.880 didn't want it's like, oh no, man, I'm there's too 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:34.880 much at stake here. I've often thought getting posterized is 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:38.600 probably the worst thing that could ever happen to a person. 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:42.959 You've never been dumped on? No, no, no, no, I 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.160 never not like not like in a major way. No 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:47.640 good for you to see it in your eyes that 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:52.080 you have. I've been. I've seen it all. Baby. What 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:55.920 is that feeling of? Like? What what's the lowest low 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:59.920 you know of? What's what the how? What's the depth 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:05.480 of your bad decision making? Uh? I did a set 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:07.840 one time with my my zipper down and you can 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:14.280 see my penis for most of it was this that 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:17.520 going good was it was it. It was an open mic, 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:19.599 so it was like one in the you know what 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:24.079 I mean? Oh so this was like a bad decision 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:29.840 stacked on the worst outcome. Yeah, man, fuck yeah, that's 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.120 that's what getting dunked on feels like. I bet, I 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:35.760 bet they're comparable feelings when they dunked on you. Was 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:39.719 it like did you feel the nuts on the shoulder? No, 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:43.400 it wasn't. It wasn't a nuts on shoulder level dunking. 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:49.080 I was more I I was closer to the chest. Uh. 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:52.400 So I was going up thinking I had a shot 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:56.000 and it and in that way it made it worse, 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:57.400 you know what I mean, where it's like, oh, if 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.400 I could stop this or because I've never been able 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:02.520 to dunk, but I I'm a pretty good defender, and 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.480 so I thought, oh, I could stop this early before 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:07.480 it makes it all the way up. And that motherfucker 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:11.080 was bouncier than me and somehow had jets in his 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:14.959 little feets and and goddamn, just ate me alive. I 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:16.920 would worry about the sound I would make if I 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:20.040 got dunked on. Well, that's the thing that that would 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:21.680 come out of me, like I don't know, Like, what 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:31.640 did you get dumped on? You? Like, like, oh, no, like, 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:40.760 that's that's my big worry. Like, yeah, I don't remember 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:42.760 what said. I think. I think it's one of those 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:46.120 hollow sounds that uh that you know after a bomb, 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:49.120 where it's just that that screech. That's that's probably what 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:53.200 I heard after. I don't like what came out of me. Yeah, 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:57.600 and I was playing point guard and so another person 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:00.000 had to see me get dunked on, take the ball out, 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:04.800 and then choose to pass me the ball. But yeah, 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:10.840 what kind of leader am I? He's like, I'm bringing 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:14.440 it up now? Yeah, like no, no, no, no, watch 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:20.520 how I distribute. Sure, I got dunked on, but I 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:24.800 also no three plays. I'm the only true general out here. 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.600 It's like, no, this is I gotta go home. Man, 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:33.880 you gotta take me out. Coach. Yeah, that's the tough 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:37.120 thing to have happened to you. Yeah, it's it's it's hard. 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:41.120 We I don't I think we've we've introduced ourselves. I 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:45.160 don't know that we we've done any formal work here. 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:49.680 I I'm lank Stin Kerman. I'm David Boy. And if 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:52.480 you've made it this far, you knew that. And and 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:55.640 also if you if you didn't know that what the 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.880 fund is wrong with you? Why would you stick around 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.439 this long? What could you possibly infect? This pcast was 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:04.800 gonna be about what's all that? Kid? We dropped into 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:09.240 the game talk early. Yeah, this isn't even what our 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:12.079 show is about. But we made we made hard fastened 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.560 choices right away. I'm worried that he's gonna hear it. 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.400 Oh the game. You think he's a listener. I think 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:20.880 he's tramatic enough to somehow I've found it. I I 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:24.079 will say, I definitely think the game has Google alerts 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:28.720 for the game. Yeah, oh no, Olivia, don't put the 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:35.160 game in lan Is. Let's let's unpack this. Are you? 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:37.880 Is your fear of the game that like, h that 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:41.040 he'll retaliate with violence? Or is it where where are 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:42.800 you in the game? I just don't want to be 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.520 out of like a smoothie king and you know he 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:49.880 catches me or some ship. Okay, so it's not that 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:53.320 he'll hunt you down, but that like but sometimes in 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:57.840 Los Angeles, I'm in Los Angeles, I'm in game type places, 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.800 you know, shocks, restaurant, l A, I maybe on my 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:07.040 face and then it's like then the game's like, what's 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:08.679 that ship. She is talking about my dick, and then 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:13.920 it's like, oh man, he'll probably be with Whack one hundred. 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:19.440 And then I first struck goodn fight the game and whack. Okay, 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:23.640 I see that. He seems like, yeah, he'd wait to 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:27.640 fight you in a very public place. And to your point, 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:32.000 he is still a big motherfucker who picks his opponents. Wisely, 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:35.080 I'd have to the only the only thing I could 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:38.000 do is I'd have to either I'd have to hit 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:41.640 him first, because then it's like, you know, the video 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:43.559 of me getting beat up is like, yeah, but he 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:46.720 got him, you know what I mean. No, you gotta 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:52.280 hit him in those giant fucking nuts. I gotta grab 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.520 a belt loop and jump up and just give him 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.800 and let that mother like a crumble and and you'll 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:01.840 be a bad guy. The internet will be like those 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:04.680 corny you punched him in the dig but it's like, nah, 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.360 but where else are you're gonna punch at the game? Yeah? 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:11.720 That's yeah. And the one thing that he has going 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:16.280 for him, which is that that massive prehistoric dick. There 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:18.160 are there are rappers I think I can fight. I 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.880 just don't think the game is one. Yeah, yeah, a 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.480 Little Loozy has been beat up enough times that I feel, 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:28.160 I feel absolutely confident that I if I could pick 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:30.960 you up, I feel good about it. You know what 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:33.880 I'm saying. If I can, like I could just like 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:37.560 grab you, or if it's like or if it's like 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.600 if you're fit enough for me to like get my 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:44.360 arms down and then like pick up and like I feel, 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:47.840 then I feel okay. But anybody bigger than that, it's like, yeah, 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:52.840 I'm always impressed with uh with NBA fights because oftentimes 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:56.360 the guys are so vastly different in height. Like the 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.880 other day, Austin Rivers got in a fight mo Bamba. 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:03.600 It was like, hey, he's so much bigger than you, 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:07.040 and you're you're just riding off of Austin Rivers confidence 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:10.280 to face off and he's a bad fighter. He didn't 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:13.280 look good at all. I mean, I think the fighting 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:16.320 is its own skill, right. How many rappers how many 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:21.880 rapper boxing videos have we seen where you're like, oh, ship, yeah, 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:24.560 did you see Meek Mill practice And you're like, oh 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:37.280 beat the look, man, I get it. You so coke, 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:50.440 But man, he is a weird guy. He's a fucking weirdo, 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:53.760 and not in an affectionate, like oh what an artist 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:56.720 kind of way. He's like that weird French fights in 0:15:56.760 --> 0:16:00.360 the pool ship Like I don't know what he's like, 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:05.640 what are you doing? What's your plane? How are you going? 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.880 How do you get so rich? Yeah? I don't. I 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:13.640 I think we've highly overestimate how much a lot of 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:17.960 rappers make and have, and I I think it's safe 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:21.360 to say you are you are doing? Like I've heard 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:26.480 numerous uh sort of like suggestions that blue faces like broke, 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:30.400 and it's like, yeah, I think I think that's more 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:33.640 rappers are like that than they are not. I saw 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:36.560 him at L a X one time. He definitely got 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:44.800 on the plane and last, and that's like, I don't know, 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:48.760 maybe you don't have status with Southwest you a lot 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.560 like get your diamond medallion up, you know what I mean. 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:56.880 I'm yeah, I'm platinum baby. It's uh yeah, it feels 0:16:56.920 --> 0:17:01.120 like to have money, you at least have status on airlines. 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:04.960 And if you don't, then something has happened. Either you 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:09.760 bought this ticket literally five minutes ago, or or you 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.679 ain't as rich as we all presumed. Yeah, because he 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:14.840 was dressed really nice, but yeah, and he had a 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:18.920 Louis Bag but yeah, got on the plane last fun. Well, 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:23.720 we we wish Blue Face the best. You know that 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:27.119 nice man who there's no other reason to criticize besides 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:32.919 uh his struggling, uh financial situation. Hey, bust down, Tatiana. 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:38.280 You know what academic City's gonna buy your house. You're 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:40.640 going you're you're doing a lot and you're going through 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:43.040 a lot. So so I hope, I hope it's all 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:45.480 paying off for you, Blue Face. It's complicated to be 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:48.919 a rapper. It's it's very complicated to be a rapper. 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:52.919 It's even more complicated to be uh. I guess crip rapper. 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:58.000 I don't know. Uh. We we have a conspiracy theory 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:01.040 that you and I talked about out ahead of time. 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:04.320 We were we were discussing the possibility of this being 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:09.120 a real thing. But the conspiracy we talked about is 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:23.480 my mama told me the NFL. It's scripted. Scripted now, yeah, 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:26.400 full script now. It's worth noting this has been sort 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:29.880 of a viral conversation on on Twitter for a few 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:34.600 days now, but it's specifically comes from a an interview 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:39.320 with Aryan Foster, who went on a podcast and said 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:43.520 exactly this that the NFL is scripted, that it's completely 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:47.400 made up, that in fact, the entire premise of practicing 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:50.320 and and sort of like all the sort of like 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:55.040 preseason fucking like camps and ship is just dedicated to 0:18:55.119 --> 0:19:00.199 these people learning their quote unquote lines and positions blocking 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:02.879 so that they can help the script come to be. 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:06.080 I mean, I didn't even think about this until just now. 0:19:06.119 --> 0:19:11.240 But here's thing number one. Right, people go to practices. Yeah, 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:17.359 practices are no like, there's children there, there's all kinds 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:20.719 of people. And if the NFL, I think, is the 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:23.680 only sport that does that where you're like, yeah, come 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:26.640 watch us practice, you can watch the whole thing. We'll 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:28.639 sign some balls. It's a good time for the kids. 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:34.200 So that's already stupid. Yeah, no, it doesn't make any sense. 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:40.199 A bro, this is he's an idiot. They make the 0:19:40.280 --> 0:19:44.439 practice facilities like fucking like hubs in the cities and 0:19:44.520 --> 0:19:47.520 ships like, yeah, you gotta go down to the fucking 0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:50.800 to this spot so that you can watch Tom Brady stretch. 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:53.480 Oh yeah, oh yeah, shout out to dub Valley in Denver. 0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:57.840 It's it's major. Yes, that's the one thing. Oh So, 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:03.280 because I do think that there is. I do think 0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:05.760 that there is a case for this idea. I think 0:20:05.760 --> 0:20:11.680 that he's lying. WHOA say more. I think that if 0:20:11.760 --> 0:20:16.919 you were going to script the entire NFL, you would 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:24.560 not need Aryan Fosters input. Like people's lives are just 0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:27.639 gonna have drama that plays out them, plays out in 0:20:27.760 --> 0:20:30.720 them anyways, right, Like so I think it's like, you 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:33.520 gotta talk to Tom Brady, you know what I mean, 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:36.320 You gotta talk to you about homes. You gotta talk 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:38.879 to everybody in Philly. But like, do you have to 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:40.879 talk to I don't think you. I don't think it 0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:43.320 would be that the rookies don't know about that ship. 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:46.320 You know you're saying, you're saying, if your impact is 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:49.640 not substantial enough, you don't need a script. You just 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:52.840 need to uh to show up and let the true 0:20:52.920 --> 0:20:57.200 script script e s handle their business. Yeah, of course. 0:20:57.280 --> 0:20:59.160 It's like it's like with like it's like with it's 0:20:59.200 --> 0:21:02.600 like with basketball, where it's like, yeah, point shaving. It's 0:21:02.600 --> 0:21:04.720 not like it's never a whole team. It's just like 0:21:04.760 --> 0:21:08.960 two guys, right, and they just have to have enough 0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:12.960 impact on their own to to make the ship happen. 0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:16.840 They don't everything else is is whatever because he's like 0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:20.119 also like because then he's like, yeah, the scriptwriters, So 0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:22.280 then how big is this? Is this a sag after 0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:30.560 gig un staying you're talking directly with the writers? You 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:35.520 you were talking directly and that's That's also something that 0:21:35.560 --> 0:21:39.040 felt a little challenging for me in this this whole 0:21:39.080 --> 0:21:42.359 thing is that like, look, I've been in writer's rooms 0:21:42.400 --> 0:21:46.399 where like the star decides to pop in, they never help, 0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:49.000 do you know what I mean? Like it truly makes 0:21:49.080 --> 0:21:54.600 it way worse when the person who's famous once they go, well, 0:21:55.119 --> 0:21:57.439 I don't know what if I like jump over the 0:21:57.520 --> 0:22:00.520 nigga and uh and don't dun the four ball through 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:03.280 the gold posts, and it's like, hey, dog, that's not 0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:05.760 we ain't even that's not what we're doing here. We're 0:22:05.760 --> 0:22:08.640 just trying to get the third down, big dog, we don't. 0:22:09.680 --> 0:22:12.199 I wrote for an award show with h with the 0:22:12.240 --> 0:22:15.320 famous host who was a quarterback, and he just wanted 0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:18.639 to make fun of Danni ka Patrick the whole time 0:22:19.000 --> 0:22:23.280 in a way where person like he'd leaves and then 0:22:23.320 --> 0:22:25.280 we'd like it'd be after lunch you'd come in and 0:22:25.280 --> 0:22:28.160 you'd be like, so I'm thinking about this Rannica Patrick situation, 0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:31.640 Like what, well, no, what nobody wants to talk about 0:22:31.720 --> 0:22:35.000 danni Ka Patrick big Man? Why do it? Yeah, no 0:22:35.160 --> 0:22:39.080 famous people having to come in with good ideas. I 0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:41.199 I get it because you're you know, your feelings are 0:22:41.280 --> 0:22:43.440 hurt because you're not in the league anymore. I understand 0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:49.280 you're building these personal vendettas that would have been resolved 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:52.440 if you could still just like focus on a game 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:55.320 ahead of you. But now it's like, no, I will 0:22:55.440 --> 0:23:00.359 I will make Dannika Patrick my super Bowl because like, 0:23:00.600 --> 0:23:03.639 so what was he trying to like, what was he 0:23:03.680 --> 0:23:06.800 trying to accomplish with this? Like I also have the idea. 0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:08.679 I don't like the idea that if the NFL has 0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:12.080 always been scripted, you were the first one in this 0:23:12.119 --> 0:23:14.480 whole what's it super Bowl fifty four or some ship, 0:23:15.040 --> 0:23:18.600 you were the first one to ever drop this knowledge. Yeah, 0:23:18.680 --> 0:23:21.480 that's that's uh. And we've talked about this a few 0:23:21.520 --> 0:23:25.080 times on the podcast. I think that's always the challenge 0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:29.639 with conspiracy theories, especially once of this scale, is like 0:23:30.560 --> 0:23:35.960 it would require a level of like complicit silence on 0:23:36.080 --> 0:23:37.800 the part of a lot of people who have been 0:23:37.840 --> 0:23:42.120 fucked over by this league frankly back off times that, 0:23:42.240 --> 0:23:46.320 like you, for them not to have said anything would 0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:50.479 be crazy. For Colin Kaepernick to not have come up 0:23:50.520 --> 0:23:52.639 and been like, hey, it's scripted, by the way at 0:23:52.680 --> 0:23:57.080 this point, would be impossible. What about major injuries? What 0:23:57.119 --> 0:23:59.879 about old boy? You think he started this season? They're like, 0:24:00.160 --> 0:24:05.040 you're gonna die on the field, that will bring you back. 0:24:05.840 --> 0:24:08.119 But like that's in that's in your contract. Like, what 0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:11.760 are you talking about, and you'll never play again by 0:24:12.520 --> 0:24:17.640 you're from the game of football for what is now? 0:24:17.800 --> 0:24:19.560 Have you said basketball? It had been like, of course 0:24:23.400 --> 0:24:30.840 everybody knows that, so are the NBA. That makes perfect sense. Well, 0:24:31.080 --> 0:24:34.320 I will say that that we need to take a break. 0:24:34.800 --> 0:24:37.000 We have a break coming up. But I'm excited to 0:24:37.119 --> 0:24:40.280 find out exactly all of your thoughts on the NBA 0:24:40.400 --> 0:24:44.200 rigging and or more on the NFL scripting. We're gonna 0:24:44.240 --> 0:24:46.080 take a break. It will be back with more lengths 0:24:46.080 --> 0:25:00.680 than more, David and more. My mama told me, damn blood. Yeah, 0:25:00.960 --> 0:25:05.800 we are back discussing whether or not professional sports is rigged. 0:25:06.080 --> 0:25:08.959 Football I think we've debunked. But I will say basketball, 0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:13.760 it's always I tell me more because because I love 0:25:14.280 --> 0:25:17.399 because we're not just talking rigged, rigg. You're saying that 0:25:17.400 --> 0:25:20.919 that basketball is scripted, level ragged. I think it's I 0:25:20.920 --> 0:25:25.080 think it's rigged. I think it's there are the teams 0:25:25.240 --> 0:25:30.840 who are supposed to do what they do. I think 0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:35.520 that there's often marketing campaigns around those things. You know 0:25:35.560 --> 0:25:38.600 what I mean? Remember Little Penny saying Kobe leron Kobe Lebron, Like, 0:25:38.640 --> 0:25:40.919 what am I supposed to think about that? There's clearly 0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:45.479 like there's clearly like especially David Stern, like, I just 0:25:45.520 --> 0:25:49.040 feel like if there's not if the if it's not rigged, 0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:52.280 there are ways that they would like it to work 0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:59.240 out that they do their best to. Specifically, two thousand nine, 0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:03.439