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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi is this Kirk? Yes, sir, hey Kirk,

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Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Darvin Wood and on

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Speaker 1: the vice principle at your child's elementary school. Oh, hi, yeah,

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Speaker 1: everything all right, Yeah, everything's fine. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: call you because your son, Daniel apparently he spoke with

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Speaker 1: his teacher regarding career day and said that you were

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Speaker 1: scheduled to attend. Yes, that's correct, right, well, there could

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Speaker 1: actually be an issue with that. Okay, what's the issue?

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Speaker 1: Daniel actually says he doesn't want you there of dance,

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Speaker 1: that he doesn't want me there for career day. Yes,

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Speaker 1: because he says that you work as a pharmacist. That's correct, yes, sir.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know how to say this, but your son,

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Speaker 1: Daniel doesn't respect your profession and he even referred to

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Speaker 1: you as a pill pusher. A pill pusher, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my son said this. Yes. And also many of the

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Speaker 1: kid doesn't want me to come to career day because

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Speaker 1: he doesn't respect my profession, right, and many of the

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Speaker 1: kids in the class feel the same. The other kids

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Speaker 1: in the class also do not respect my professions. Is

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Speaker 1: that what you're saying. Yeah, that's exactly what I just said.

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Speaker 1: You're not on any pills, are you right now? Because

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Speaker 1: that's what I said. Yeah, No, I heard you. I

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Speaker 1: heard you. I'm just trying to seek clarification here. I'm sorry. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know they say don't get high off your own supply, right,

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Speaker 1: That's not funny to me. I'm actually kind of worked

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Speaker 1: up right here about this situation. I don't think there's

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Speaker 1: a good time to make jokes. Listen, I'm not a comedian.

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Speaker 1: Timing is not my specialty. Probably should have kept that

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Speaker 1: joke in the holster. Huh, Yeah, you probably should have

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Speaker 1: kept that joke in the holster. All right, Well, I'll

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Speaker 1: holster all the funny and we'll get back to business then. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: going back to what you said, the other children in

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Speaker 1: the class also don't respect my career, So I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to be there at career day, right, just not

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Speaker 1: going to be respected at career day. I want to

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Speaker 1: make sure that's what you're saying. Right, The kids said

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Speaker 1: that they don't want big Pharma at their career day.

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Speaker 1: That's they don't want big Pharma. The kids cannot have

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Speaker 1: possibly said that. And I don't work for big Pharma. Well,

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Speaker 1: you are a pharmacist, so you do kind of work

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Speaker 1: for big Pharma. No, actually, I'm a pharmacist. I work

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Speaker 1: for the people who come into the pharmacy to get

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Speaker 1: their medications that they need to survive. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: to me, that does sound a little bit like big Farma.

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Speaker 1: If I were to pull that up on Wikipedia, probably

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Speaker 1: be Are you kidding now? You think that because I

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Speaker 1: work for a pharmacy that I all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: represent fiser. I mean, this is absolutely insane. And you

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Speaker 1: allow your children to vote by committee to allow people

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Speaker 1: to come to career Day. Well, we asked them who

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Speaker 1: they want to speak, and yes, they said they don't

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Speaker 1: want you there. And I did find a day. Who

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Speaker 1: else is on this list? Tell me one other career

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Speaker 1: that's on this list. Well, we've got a great guy

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Speaker 1: coming to speak. He's a divorce attorney, and you can

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Speaker 1: actually have a divorce attorney come in. I'm sorry that

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Speaker 1: person passed muster with the children, and a pharmacist does not. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, divorce attorneys actually do some good in the world.

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Speaker 1: I've been divorced three times, and every time I've gotten

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Speaker 1: out of paying alimony. Is this the sane? I can't

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Speaker 1: believe that you're you're a role model for the students

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Speaker 1: of this school and you're pushing a divorce attorney and

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Speaker 1: you're not allowing a pharmacist to speak of the same

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Speaker 1: career day. Do you see how crazy that is? I

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Speaker 1: just think that the kids are going to learn a

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Speaker 1: valuable life lesson that everybody needs a good divorce attorney

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Speaker 1: much more than a low life pharmacist. You know, did

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Speaker 1: you just call me a lowlife? I'm sorry? Did you

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Speaker 1: just call me a lowlife? Yes? I did. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: that was me last You know, I don't know how

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Speaker 1: you got your job over there, but I'm going to

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Speaker 1: make sure that you do not have it to law. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, on top of that, I feel really uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: having my child in your school to learn from anything

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Speaker 1: that you have to say. All right, it sounds like

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Speaker 1: you're passionate and you would like to speak at the

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Speaker 1: career day. I don't give a about career day. What

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Speaker 1: I care about is that you are excluding people from

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Speaker 1: it because of popular opinion from a bunch of seven

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Speaker 1: year olds. Well, let's say there was some sort of exchange.

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Speaker 1: I'd be more than willing to let you speak. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Oh, I don't know. You know

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Speaker 1: the divorce attorney who was speaking, he's offered me a

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Speaker 1: fifteen percent kickback on any business that's referred to him.

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Speaker 1: You wanted the children, You're you're well accepting bribes right now?

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Speaker 1: Is this actually happening? This is a public school. Bribe

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Speaker 1: is a pretty strong word. I would consider this more

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Speaker 1: of a gentleman's agreement. Do you know how this sounds?

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Speaker 1: I think it sounds like me and you are making

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Speaker 1: a deal. And I don't know if you had any

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Speaker 1: oxy cotton line around or perhaps matter all anything. Are

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Speaker 1: you serious right now? We're just, you know, speaking in hypotheticals.

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Speaker 1: And let's say hypothetically you were able to score me

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Speaker 1: some oxy? What maybel dude? You are done? Do you

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Speaker 1: understand you're never going to work in another school as

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Speaker 1: long as you live? Well? I agree, because I don't

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Speaker 1: even work in a school right now, Because this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. What this is? Actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you and your wife Leslie set you up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, are you serious? Are you serious? Yes I am.

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Speaker 1: She told me that you were booked for a career

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Speaker 1: day and wanted to play a prank on you. God. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am. Sorry I yelled at you. Oh that's okay.

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Speaker 1: I was fine. I've taken some Xanax, so I'm cool. Man.

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Speaker 1: The week of every morning with the point five