WEBVTT - Vibrating Panties at Applebee's

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<v Speaker 1>Forever, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Hie. Let's talk about how we're recording right now at nighttime.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the quiet storm after dark.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, nobody knows that we record, you know what day,

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<v Speaker 3>what time? Nobody has any idea, And I love that

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<v Speaker 3>we're disclosing that now.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is the this is the nighttime. The sun

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<v Speaker 2>is well, I guess the sun is up where you're at,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's it's nighttime here. I had done, had dinner,

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<v Speaker 2>I had dessert. Oh how was dinner? Dinner was cute,

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<v Speaker 2>it was cut I made some basmati rice. How is

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<v Speaker 2>that how you say that basmati? I did that and

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<v Speaker 2>then I made some Uh, the dog pooped. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>this is crazy. I'm sorry. I gotta get out of

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<v Speaker 2>the poop room. Oh see, this is why you can't

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<v Speaker 2>rescue dogs. They poop when you save them. But no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not a rescue dogs. It's there was a breeder involved.

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<v Speaker 2>So well that's the dog has an attitude. That's why

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<v Speaker 2>you can't get breeders. You gotta get a rescue is

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm trying to say. Friend. I love how you

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<v Speaker 2>switch that up. That's what it is there. Okay, sorry, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>This is mikes, did you leave the room and then

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<v Speaker 2>come back to the room. Well, I still want to

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<v Speaker 2>lay on the bed, you know, So, I mean, isn't

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<v Speaker 2>there isn't it a two bedroom? Says, it's a whole

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<v Speaker 2>nother other bed that you've been laying on. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't step on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody made it a guest appearance on the pod. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the impatus. Somebody's making a guest appearance on the pod.

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<v Speaker 3>Else, Oh my god, celebrity sighting.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, she's mad? Never mind? Uh okay? So uh yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So how is your rice? Delicious? Rice is good? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know why people say that rice is hard to make.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very easy for me. An expert at making rice

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<v Speaker 2>is what I am.

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<v Speaker 3>You are really, you really are good at making rice,

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<v Speaker 3>because I went to your house and you did it

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<v Speaker 3>so easy. It didn't even seem like it's like second

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<v Speaker 3>nature for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I feel like I watched my mother make

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<v Speaker 2>rice every week for my entire life. I just I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what the hell a rice cooker is or

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<v Speaker 2>what that how that works. People are like rice cookers

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<v Speaker 2>are easy. It's easier for me to just put it

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<v Speaker 2>in the little pot.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't know if you guys are giving out

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<v Speaker 3>gifts these holidays that are coming up, you know, even

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<v Speaker 3>though Thanksgiving is canceled and.

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<v Speaker 2>So is Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>But I would love for a Kwansa gift. If somebody

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<v Speaker 3>would like to give me a rice Kwanzi gift, that

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<v Speaker 3>would be got. That would be a city. How many

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<v Speaker 3>days of Kwansa?

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<v Speaker 2>Are there? Eight? Eight days of Kwansa? Can you name them? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't confirm or deny if there are eight days? Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>can you tell us how many days of Quanta there are?

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<v Speaker 1>Kwanza this year starts on set. I did not need

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<v Speaker 1>to look this up and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet and yet you're reading Yeah. I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew just knows.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just know Kwanza.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean people definitely celebrate.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know anybody that actually celebrates Kwansa?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually people really? Okay, I've yet to meet a single person.

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<v Speaker 1>It starts on the twenty sixth of December and then

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<v Speaker 1>ends the first of January, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Or seven days?

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<v Speaker 1>That's like five or six, right, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>The city was in the ballpark. I would love a

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<v Speaker 2>rice cooker all for a Kwanza gift. Okay, Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know yet what I would like for a Kuanza gift,

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<v Speaker 2>but let me think on it. By the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the episode, I'll be able to tell you guys what

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<v Speaker 2>I want as a Quanta gift. Great, okay, Andrew, what

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<v Speaker 2>would you like as a Kuanza gift?

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<v Speaker 1>I would love an Amazon gift card so I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to spend my own money on Amazon. It will

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<v Speaker 1>be someone else's money.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, how much, let's talk about how much, because you know,

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<v Speaker 3>we got to talk about you know, price points here, how.

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<v Speaker 1>Much you're willing to spend. Really, there is no price

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<v Speaker 1>too high.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like fifty dollars is a good gift card

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<v Speaker 2>starting amount it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I think fifty is a good amount. I think one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred dollars is like you've bet we've been friends for

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<v Speaker 3>a long time, or you're obsessed with the podcast and

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<v Speaker 3>shenuinely in love with us. Wait, hold on, let's speak

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<v Speaker 3>about people being in love.

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<v Speaker 2>Marie, you received a beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a fan that said they loved the unofficial expert,

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<v Speaker 3>but it seems like they only love Marie Fauston because

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<v Speaker 3>I did not get artwork as well.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's really funny? Maybe maybe this young artist,

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<v Speaker 2>her name is Tasiana Grays. Shout out to you. Sis.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe this young artist only knows how to draw a

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<v Speaker 2>bald people and she couldn't get the braids down. Sis.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you did say that you did, you did

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<v Speaker 3>try to, uh, you know, you try to help her out,

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<v Speaker 3>but she said, the unofficial.

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<v Speaker 2>Expert, but she only took a bit drew a picture

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<v Speaker 2>of you. So i'm her Well, I mean, Sidney, that's

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<v Speaker 2>neither here nor there. People have done artwork of you before,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not in my feelings about that at all.

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<v Speaker 2>So I feel like, sometimes you just gotta let people

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<v Speaker 2>get their gifts and you need to mind. Oh, sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta let people get their gifts and you need

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<v Speaker 2>to shut your lips. Have about dead No no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no no, I disagree. People have drawn you before.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on your Instagram. I feel like you're you're avvy

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<v Speaker 2>on Instagram. Is something that someone drew?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally is it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally it's another comedian who drew that. Just well, I

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<v Speaker 2>am also a comedian in that comic didn't drawn me.

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<v Speaker 2>I know if she knows you, she knows me. So

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<v Speaker 2>let's get down the brass Tacks Beach. But yeah it

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<v Speaker 2>was the girl is from she lives in the UK

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<v Speaker 2>because the stand I mean she it came via DHL

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<v Speaker 2>I think or DHS. What's the whatever the international mailman is.

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<v Speaker 2>But that was really cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would like that for Kwansa as well. I

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<v Speaker 3>would like smart work.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I would like for Kwanza some skims.

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<v Speaker 2>I want somebody to send me some skims lounge wear

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<v Speaker 2>because I am not giving Kim none of my money.

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<v Speaker 3>So she shouldn't be supporting her business. So there's definitely

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<v Speaker 3>a black owned business that has, you know, skims equivalent

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<v Speaker 3>and positive or a white person listening to the podcast

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<v Speaker 3>can go steal some skims and send them to me

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<v Speaker 3>with the little security tags on them.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll figure out how to take those off.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not supporting anything that Marie Fouston said on

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<v Speaker 3>this podcast today.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not telling people.

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<v Speaker 3>To steal steal stetistically skims, not telling them to steal that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm specifically asking you to steal skims. Anything you can

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<v Speaker 2>steal from a white or beige or alabaster Anglo Sax

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<v Speaker 2>business would be lovely. And then please support black businesses

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<v Speaker 2>during this difficult time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I would like you to genuinely go on

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<v Speaker 3>Google search for something that is Skims equivalent.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a black owned business.

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<v Speaker 3>You can also send that that That's how you put

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<v Speaker 3>the money back into the community.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just wow. Wow Wizards.

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<v Speaker 3>But your girl, but your girl, your fan are Marie

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<v Speaker 3>Fauston wants Skims. So if you also want to help

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<v Speaker 3>her out for Quanta, get her what she wants.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, you know what I'm gonna do tomorrow. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go get a po box. I'm gonna go get a

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<v Speaker 2>po box. I don't know how you even get those

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<v Speaker 2>or where one is found. I think at the post office.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get a po box so that people can

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<v Speaker 2>send me stuff because giving you guys my address is weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean we used to give the address to

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<v Speaker 3>the studio, but that doesn't work anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So the studio is officially shut down.

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<v Speaker 2>Doves, you gotta stop. What happened? Y'all doing bad? What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing bad? Yeah, it's fucking twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me find out, y'all. Y'all unemployed.

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<v Speaker 1>The dog is also hit by the coronavirus.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's crazy. I didn't know y'all was poor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I mean like we're not. We're recording on

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<v Speaker 1>Zoom right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would we y'all don't have to pay rent? So

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<v Speaker 2>y'all should be doing great that part.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I guess we're doing well. Podcasts are

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<v Speaker 1>having a moment right now, so they are.

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<v Speaker 2>They're having a long ten months more.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's an ongoing moment. It's just won't stop,

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<v Speaker 3>can't stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't stop, won't stop. Yes, Well, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>you guys could see me bravely sitting on my living

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<v Speaker 2>room floor right now. But the other day I came

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<v Speaker 2>home and something did I say this on the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>last week? Something crawled across my rug and I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was a mouse, and it was. It was the

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<v Speaker 2>biggest bug I've ever seen in my life. Stop it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that bug must be from Kenya. Okay, Well, another

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<v Speaker 2>thing on the Kwanza list. I think we're we need.

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<v Speaker 3>Yo the bugators the exterminator.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the size, the length of my What the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck was it, Marie? And it was?

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<v Speaker 3>It was the legs were long. It was like a

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<v Speaker 3>pop up bug. It wasn't like flat on the floor

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<v Speaker 3>like a roach.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like three d legs. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this bug is in imax and so like I sprayed.

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<v Speaker 3>Something and like maybe that would be in like a

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<v Speaker 3>bug's life.

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<v Speaker 2>It was one like, well I saw a bug's life recently.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe like a praying man it was. It was. It

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<v Speaker 2>was not praying sis, I was praying. The buck was.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like a big ass beetle water bug thing

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<v Speaker 3>with like stilts.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a tall water bugs. It was the da

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<v Speaker 2>Kembo mutumbo of water. I said, not in my house,

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<v Speaker 2>and I sprayed it and then I tried to kick it,

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<v Speaker 2>and of course it had landed on the front of

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<v Speaker 2>my sandal and I was no, it was on the

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<v Speaker 2>edge of my berks.

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<v Speaker 3>A picture, okay, if you didn't take a picture, it

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<v Speaker 3>didn't happen like this wold time for content and here

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<v Speaker 3>you go, this sitting out of this world wildlife. Uh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a it's a Connecticut a Greenwich Connecticut water bug. Aka.

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<v Speaker 3>This this roach was a dupe. It was two stories tall.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I got it. I have to move.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the roach's house.

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<v Speaker 2>Now was it? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>So it looked like a water It was like it

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<v Speaker 3>was like that. It was like that big.

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<v Speaker 2>Sis, Why were you not screaming your fuck eye rags?

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<v Speaker 2>I was screaming my brain.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have banged on my neighbor's door and be like, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>come get your girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, did you leave your dog in my apartment?

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<v Speaker 2>The fuck? He's like that. No, but but you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when you see a roach or a spider or a mouse,

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<v Speaker 2>you have to stay and see where it goes so

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<v Speaker 2>you know where it's at. Otherwise I wasn't gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>able to sleep that night knowing that somewhere in my

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<v Speaker 2>house was this godzilla ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Buzz and there's probably more of them.

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<v Speaker 3>To no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>that was once in a lifetime, in a moment, so

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<v Speaker 3>it was.

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<v Speaker 2>A one one. Yeah, this bug was antisocial, but I

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<v Speaker 2>managed to step step on it with my berts. So

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<v Speaker 2>shout out to white people for inventing birks.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, did you take a picture of the splat?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Because I went to go put some gloves on

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<v Speaker 2>and then put my hand on like a tissue, because

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<v Speaker 2>you can't. I didn't want to bare knuckle it with

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<v Speaker 2>a napkin. I went to go get a glove and

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<v Speaker 2>it was it was like I saw it moving and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is a ghetto.

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<v Speaker 3>Like but first of all, it's just like girl, you

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<v Speaker 3>what you have to do is there's an app for that.

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<v Speaker 3>There's an app that you can like take a picture

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<v Speaker 3>of a bug and tell you what it is. So

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<v Speaker 3>it's like you could see how like there's an app

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<v Speaker 3>for that.

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<v Speaker 2>There's an app.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called Your House is Nasty app.

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<v Speaker 1>Wadny.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so funny that you're calling my house nasty.

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<v Speaker 3>You literally stepped in dogo right before you had Reword

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<v Speaker 3>on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>And also you're the one familiar with this app.

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<v Speaker 2>Too, talk about it familiarity.

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<v Speaker 3>I see you're picking sides here, the founder to pick

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<v Speaker 3>sides of two black women having a disagreement, and you're

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<v Speaker 3>not making it better, Andrew, you're not making it better.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay out of it this. Andrew Sydney's an angel investor

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<v Speaker 2>in the app. That's what you Anyway, I picked it

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<v Speaker 2>up and I flush it down the toilet. That bug

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<v Speaker 2>was not going in my trash.

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<v Speaker 3>There's somebody right now listening to this. Their fucking edges

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<v Speaker 3>are burning off. They're upset because they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, why did you kill it?

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<v Speaker 3>Why they got their scrunchy and a bunk in a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you kill you? You could be going extinct

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<v Speaker 2>to tell it was me. I want them to know

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<v Speaker 2>it was me. I can't. I can't stand these people.

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<v Speaker 3>It will It's not that I can't say, like, of course,

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<v Speaker 3>like don't kill the bees. Don't kill the bees. The

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<v Speaker 3>bees are dying, Like, let's preserve the bees. The bees

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<v Speaker 3>are that's bees are the only animals that we care about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm just trying to figure out what does a

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<v Speaker 3>fucking roach do for me? What have you done for

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<v Speaker 3>me lately? Roach except really make it hard to have

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<v Speaker 3>a freaking party at my house.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. I mean, we can be socially distancing anyway. But

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<v Speaker 2>the bug, the bug was in here, like he paid bills.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I didn't realize you were watching

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<v Speaker 2>TV in here, but yeah it was. And it was

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<v Speaker 2>so fast anyway, right where I'm sitting right now. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very brave. I just can't believe so taking a

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<v Speaker 2>picture of it. I can't believe you wanted me to

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<v Speaker 2>take a picture of this nasty ass bug in my house.

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<v Speaker 2>We're trying to erase evidence. Matter of fact, I might

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<v Speaker 2>need entry to delete this from the podcast. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need people to know that there was a dirty They're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be like Reze got a dirty house. No, no, no, this.

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<v Speaker 1>Just wants you to use the eye hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a great prompt question.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, now that it's getting colder, what little critters are

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<v Speaker 3>coming to your house as an unwanted guess?

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<v Speaker 2>They got your place looking like a hostel right now.

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<v Speaker 2>They're coming in with their suitcase. Is like, I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>here for about a one to two months.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like they as the only critters that are

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<v Speaker 3>coming into people's houses right now is like, you know

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<v Speaker 3>dudes that are banging for shelter.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, let's talk about that now.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is the time of year that it's

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<v Speaker 3>like trust no bitch, like trust no one.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone is out for their own good. They trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get cooked.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, yo, I want I want to have turkey

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<v Speaker 3>for holiday. I don't have any family. They're like, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't have electricity, so I want to have lights on.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to have Wi Fi. I want to have cuddles.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I need a comforter. Niggas don't even have duvets,

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<v Speaker 3>right now they're lower. It's just freezing, no heater, no nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>So like I say, like date with precaution. First of all,

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<v Speaker 3>you shouldn't be dating anyway because we're in a pandemic.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you are going to risk it all right

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<v Speaker 3>now because we're in the second, third, fourth, fifth wave, Sydney,

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<v Speaker 3>shut up stopping you right there. You're in your booze

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<v Speaker 3>bed right now telling you a lease listeners that they

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<v Speaker 3>shouldn't be dating right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is no. You didn't wait to the

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<v Speaker 2>new year. You didn't wait to the new year.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, it's because I was prime time. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>wait around for y'all, hos. I was like, listen, we

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<v Speaker 3>got March April, May secured by May June.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, I say, now it's now you should be

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<v Speaker 2>looking for your mate to date right now because we're

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<v Speaker 2>getting we're coming up on peak depression season. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to be alone during a dimn by yourself with

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<v Speaker 2>your bug house, okay, But you don't want to get

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<v Speaker 2>you sad with somebody else who's fucking sad and can't

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<v Speaker 2>go anywhere with you, So wouldn't you else who's I

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<v Speaker 2>think it depends on the level of sadness. True, but

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<v Speaker 2>I also think that it's not When you say stuck

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<v Speaker 2>with you don't have to be in that house with

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<v Speaker 2>them for the whole winter hibernating. I think that now

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<v Speaker 2>is the.

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<v Speaker 3>Time to try to find somebody before depression season truly

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<v Speaker 3>kicks in. The whole the whole year is depression season.

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<v Speaker 3>What you're talking about, We've all been going through it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to figure out when has it let up?

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<v Speaker 3>When has the season stopped and started over again. Depression

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<v Speaker 3>season is winter time sis when the sun sets at

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<v Speaker 3>two pm. Yeah, but unfortunately, based on everything with you know,

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<v Speaker 3>our current president and the coronavirus, I mean, we've literally

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<v Speaker 3>been hit with.

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<v Speaker 2>Months upon months of sadness. So this is true. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not gonnague with you about that. Everybody everybody is sad

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<v Speaker 2>right now. But I think that you still got to

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<v Speaker 2>find things that you know. You gotta find the light

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<v Speaker 2>at the end of the tunne, friend, And maybe the

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<v Speaker 2>light at the end of the tunnel is cooking for

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<v Speaker 2>your friends, or maybe the light is I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>yoga in your house but naked at seven am. Whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it is, you need to find that thing that brings

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<v Speaker 2>you a little bit of joy, and you need to

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<v Speaker 2>hold on to that because being sad the entire rest

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<v Speaker 2>of the year into next year is not going to

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<v Speaker 2>bring anybody anytime of any type of happiness.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Oh and that's great the fact that you just said,

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<v Speaker 3>when you said a keyword friends, let's focus on friendship

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<v Speaker 3>because friendship is going to be there.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you were bringing in and out.

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<v Speaker 3>We got these people that you're like, oh, I want

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<v Speaker 3>a date, but you know who's there, your friends. Your

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<v Speaker 3>friends are going to be picking up when you know

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<v Speaker 3>you want to do some ratchet hood rat shit. They're

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<v Speaker 3>picking up FaceTime calls at three am. You know they're

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<v Speaker 3>getting you kwansa gifts, they're getting you sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but sometimes you FaceTime your friend and your friend

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<v Speaker 2>is in the bathroom douchhe in, they booty, which is enter.

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<v Speaker 3>You're welcome, You're welcome, you're well for you facetiming while

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<v Speaker 3>you you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes your friend is nasty. Sis. It takes a village

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<v Speaker 2>to douche ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so it doesn't it Sometimes it's one chat's it

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<v Speaker 3>takes one community situation, It takes one one bulb.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to take that back. I'm not taking

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<v Speaker 2>that back. Did you take it back? Oh? I had

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<v Speaker 2>to throw it away. Sis, I had to throw it away.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't put it back. You do you throw it away?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a one time. I've never douched my booty, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'll think about it. Also.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, wait, another another thing for the for the listeners.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't take on someone else's, you know, issues, because we

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<v Speaker 3>all have our own issues. And that's the issue with dating,

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<v Speaker 3>is that like once you really get invested and it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god, we're in this together, and it's like, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I only got enough rope for myself.

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<v Speaker 2>So well, you can't pour from an empty cup? How

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<v Speaker 2>about that? Poor enough? You're if you're pouring all of

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<v Speaker 2>your positive energy and all your light into somebody else's cup,

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<v Speaker 2>who is filling your cup? Sis?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Could you gotta you know, unless unless your cup

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<v Speaker 3>is a brit and it's oval, you know, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>Britter filter and you know, you put stuff in, it

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<v Speaker 3>comes out and it's restored, then you're good. But unfortunately

0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:26.639
<v Speaker 3>we're not unlimited with that stuff. So I say, protect

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<v Speaker 3>your energy, guys, right, this is not this is not

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<v Speaker 3>olive garden. No, unlimited breadsticks and salad.

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<v Speaker 2>Here new ma'am. But uh, what else did I want

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<v Speaker 2>to talk? Oh? I went and got a I got

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<v Speaker 2>a COVID test today, and it was so different than

0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:45.640
<v Speaker 2>the last COVID test I got at City MD. They

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<v Speaker 2>shoved the thing literally onto your cerebellum. They scrape your

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<v Speaker 2>brain fluid. But yeah, and they and your eyes water

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<v Speaker 2>and your fingers like involuntary. Like it's like you start

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<v Speaker 2>to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Smell well, it smells like you're about to have like

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<v Speaker 1>a nose bleed, you know, you know that smell.

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<v Speaker 2>It does feel it feels like your period is coming,

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<v Speaker 2>and it feels like you're about to your nose is

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<v Speaker 2>about to bleed. But today she just like dabbed it

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<v Speaker 2>in my nose for like five seconds, like right way

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<v Speaker 2>down here, and I was like, oh, this must be

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<v Speaker 2>how they do it for people who have insurance. Nude No.

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<v Speaker 3>I but I think that some of the tests are right,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think some of the tests are like the

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<v Speaker 3>test adjacent.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, I don't think all the tests are right. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's when I got my test today. They were like,

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<v Speaker 2>this test is ninety eight point five percent effective. This

0:21:38.600 --> 0:21:40.399
<v Speaker 2>is a good test. And I was like, so what

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<v Speaker 2>the other tests? What are the other tests? They kind

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<v Speaker 2>of wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm in LA and I went to Dodgers Stadium

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<v Speaker 3>and it was so easy except I didn't put it.

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<v Speaker 2>Up my nose.

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<v Speaker 3>It was only in my mouth and I was using

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<v Speaker 3>a swab all up in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I dropped in. I know you like that

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<v Speaker 2>name gross. Actually I'm holding back from oral.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so was doctor stadium full? Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>No, people were driving in and driving out. It was

0:22:12.880 --> 0:22:17.480
<v Speaker 3>so quick, fast, fast fast fast. Internet lines are so

0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:22.920
<v Speaker 3>the lines are so long in Brooklyn. Yeah, and there

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<v Speaker 3>was no line for you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because I was. It was I went in like

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<v Speaker 2>for a job, so they I went into the office

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<v Speaker 2>to take it right, and it was just the employees

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<v Speaker 2>down there waiting to take their test too. I said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I work here, so that's beautiful. Mm hmmm. It was nice,

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<v Speaker 2>And I mean it would have been nicer if they

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<v Speaker 2>provided some type of cookie or juice after the test,

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<v Speaker 2>but I guess that's only for when you donate blood

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or a really thorough papsmerror.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever donated blood? Friend? Uh? Not voluntarily.

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<v Speaker 3>I've lost I've lost some blood, but not because I

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<v Speaker 3>was trying to give it to somebody.

0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:13.760
<v Speaker 2>So that's weird, have you. No, I've never donated blood.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I needed to be in my body.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm already pretty anemic, and I feel like I

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<v Speaker 3>have all these issues that I don't know what they are,

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<v Speaker 3>and I just don't want to pass that on.

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<v Speaker 2>To anybody else. Nobody needs that. Nobody else needs that drama. Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>you seem like somebody who might donate some blood. You

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<v Speaker 2>ever know, He's not allowed. He's a gay man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a man.

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<v Speaker 2>Gay men aren't allowed to donate blood. No, man, it

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<v Speaker 2>is the most homophobic thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm I'm not. I'm not vocally like like angry

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<v Speaker 1>about it because I hate getting blood to begin with.

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<v Speaker 2>But so, but like when you were in high school,

0:23:54.080 --> 0:23:55.240
<v Speaker 2>were you out?

0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I was out my senior year.

0:23:58.240 --> 0:24:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I worked blood drives inhigh school, and people were don't donating.

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<v Speaker 1>The weird the weirdest thing in my high school. They

0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:07.320
<v Speaker 1>only made you like. They made it like almost required

0:24:07.520 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 1>of the honor students to give blood, like to be

0:24:11.880 --> 0:24:14.960
<v Speaker 1>part of the National Honor Society. You also gave blood.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what, So I gotta be smarter than everybody,

0:24:17.680 --> 0:24:20.440
<v Speaker 3>and I got to donate my blood exactly.

0:24:20.640 --> 0:24:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's your reward.

0:24:22.000 --> 0:24:24.119
<v Speaker 2>They said, we don't want none of that detention blood.

0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:26.800
<v Speaker 2>Give us some of that honorall nerd blood.

0:24:26.720 --> 0:24:29.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we want We don't want blood from people who

0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:31.760
<v Speaker 3>are showing up late and not doing their assignments. We

0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:35.720
<v Speaker 3>want them extra credit niggas. Come on through, extra credit niggas.

0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:38.800
<v Speaker 2>They said, I'm sorry you your GPA is what a

0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:41.320
<v Speaker 2>two point five? If you don't get you a dumbest.

0:24:42.800 --> 0:24:45.399
<v Speaker 2>We don't take bloods from We don't take blood from

0:24:45.440 --> 0:24:48.520
<v Speaker 2>people who get D minuses. No, thank you, they said,

0:24:48.520 --> 0:24:51.960
<v Speaker 2>you in the Bokses program. Nah, we don't want that.

0:24:51.960 --> 0:24:56.560
<v Speaker 2>That that that deribe all. I was in the National

0:24:56.600 --> 0:24:59.399
<v Speaker 2>Honor Society, but I also have never donated blood in

0:24:59.440 --> 0:25:04.000
<v Speaker 2>my entire life. Okay, so I didn't. I feel like

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:06.440
<v Speaker 2>maybe I had heard a whisper of that, but I

0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:09.800
<v Speaker 2>didn't know that. Gay people like, what if you don't

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:12.199
<v Speaker 2>present as gay? What if you just show up and

0:25:12.240 --> 0:25:13.440
<v Speaker 2>you seem strained?

0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:15.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, Like it's like you need to fill

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:17.160
<v Speaker 1>out a form and it says like have you had

0:25:17.400 --> 0:25:21.080
<v Speaker 1>sex with another man since like the year, Like nineteen

0:25:21.200 --> 0:25:22.040
<v Speaker 1>ninety or something.

0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:27.280
<v Speaker 2>So oh wow, okay, that's automatic. We need to get

0:25:27.320 --> 0:25:30.720
<v Speaker 2>Kim Kardashian on this case cuz she solves it all

0:25:31.280 --> 0:25:32.000
<v Speaker 2>that feels wrong.

0:25:32.119 --> 0:25:34.280
<v Speaker 3>I mean people have been We've talked about it for

0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:37.719
<v Speaker 3>many many years. They that is the one thing that

0:25:37.720 --> 0:25:38.280
<v Speaker 3>they not go on.

0:25:38.440 --> 0:25:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Let up on. They're like, you all have AIDS.

0:25:40.720 --> 0:25:43.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't care if it says it's negative. You have AIDS.

0:25:43.600 --> 0:25:46.320
<v Speaker 3>We don't want your blood. That's so crazy.

0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:48.359
<v Speaker 2>Your blood has the potential to have AIDS.

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:54.479
<v Speaker 3>No, thank you, that is pretty rial. Yeah, but you know,

0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:57.720
<v Speaker 3>it's just like sperm banks. It's like you can only

0:25:57.720 --> 0:26:02.560
<v Speaker 3>be five to nine or wait, what you can It's

0:26:02.640 --> 0:26:03.919
<v Speaker 3>not just like sperm banks.

0:26:04.240 --> 0:26:07.480
<v Speaker 2>But in order to wait, you can only donate sperm

0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:11.120
<v Speaker 2>if you are five nine. En up, that's yeah, that

0:26:11.320 --> 0:26:13.760
<v Speaker 2>is that true. I feel like I feel like short

0:26:13.800 --> 0:26:15.240
<v Speaker 2>men have so much sperm to give.

0:26:15.440 --> 0:26:19.680
<v Speaker 3>See new their sperm shoots as much as their heights.

0:26:19.680 --> 0:26:23.040
<v Speaker 2>So listen, if you're under five to nine, you put

0:26:23.080 --> 0:26:27.720
<v Speaker 2>on some time cruise wedges and you go donate that, jeez,

0:26:27.800 --> 0:26:31.119
<v Speaker 2>because you deserve to be a father to somebody that

0:26:31.160 --> 0:26:34.720
<v Speaker 2>you'll never meet. How about that? No, I just to

0:26:34.800 --> 0:26:35.200
<v Speaker 2>give them.

0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:36.719
<v Speaker 1>What are you doing this for?

0:26:38.720 --> 0:26:43.640
<v Speaker 2>How? Who did this help? Marie? Short? Short people who

0:26:43.640 --> 0:26:49.040
<v Speaker 2>wanted and cups short people? Who are you?

0:26:49.080 --> 0:26:51.280
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm gonna who are you showing up?

0:26:51.520 --> 0:26:53.679
<v Speaker 2>Strong? Got new for that? Cis?

0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:55.920
<v Speaker 3>That's that's not helping any of your good.

0:26:55.760 --> 0:26:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Sister and and Sydney are talking about like showing up

0:26:58.600 --> 0:27:00.960
<v Speaker 1>for gay men. You're talking about showing up for men

0:27:01.080 --> 0:27:05.119
<v Speaker 1>underneath the five nine. Yeah, it's weird, not the same.

0:27:05.119 --> 0:27:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, there are gay men under five nine.

0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I don't care about them.

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:13.160
<v Speaker 3>But wait, you can't wait sperm if you're a gay

0:27:13.200 --> 0:27:16.320
<v Speaker 3>man though, right, Yeah, yeah.

0:27:16.160 --> 0:27:18.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't see any reason why you shouldn't. I don't know.

0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Don't fact check me on that, I believe.

0:27:20.119 --> 0:27:23.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, Andrew, what are you talking? Andrew? You

0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 2>knew so much about Kwanza you don't know nothing about?

0:27:25.880 --> 0:27:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I naturally knew so much about kwanse.

0:27:30.320 --> 0:27:34.479
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Sidney, what are some of the other requirements for

0:27:34.680 --> 0:27:36.280
<v Speaker 2>donating sperm? Because I feel like you.

0:27:36.400 --> 0:27:39.919
<v Speaker 1>In it now, the unofficial sperm expert.

0:27:41.280 --> 0:27:43.639
<v Speaker 3>Enough, I know that I know that you have to

0:27:43.680 --> 0:27:47.400
<v Speaker 3>be you know, five nine and above.

0:27:48.920 --> 0:27:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Interesting and yet all men do not have tall babies. No,

0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:57.800
<v Speaker 2>some babies still won't be sure.

0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:01.959
<v Speaker 3>I think they're saying that men under five nine are

0:28:02.040 --> 0:28:06.560
<v Speaker 3>kind of like stunted, like they're like like a defect baby.

0:28:06.600 --> 0:28:10.720
<v Speaker 2>I think that's what kidding.

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Yea under five nine is a handicap, and I'm joking.

0:28:16.400 --> 0:28:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Shorter than five nine is the new cliff List.

0:28:21.920 --> 0:28:24.240
<v Speaker 1>So I'm so sorry, but Sidney, what are you doing

0:28:24.320 --> 0:28:25.480
<v Speaker 1>in your pants right now?

0:28:28.560 --> 0:28:29.280
<v Speaker 2>Smelling?

0:28:30.040 --> 0:28:30.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:28:31.280 --> 0:28:36.480
<v Speaker 2>No, it was not like put it in your pants

0:28:37.119 --> 0:28:48.959
<v Speaker 2>smell not. I forgot that you guys could see Yo, Sydney.

0:28:49.000 --> 0:28:52.320
<v Speaker 2>After all this time, you forgot how zoom work. God.

0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:59.200
<v Speaker 3>Wow, the comedy just keeps coming and coming and coming. No, okay,

0:28:59.240 --> 0:29:00.760
<v Speaker 3>is that what you do over there with your hands

0:29:00.800 --> 0:29:02.920
<v Speaker 3>and your pants is coming and coming and coming.

0:29:03.200 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually very tired of Come. I'm up. I don't

0:29:07.320 --> 0:29:08.680
<v Speaker 2>want anymore. I'm all set.

0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So, speaking of come, what's the update on the neighbors. Yes,

0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:18.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm just you know, just being really quiet and respectful.

0:29:18.600 --> 0:29:22.200
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I put the note on Twitter, and you know,

0:29:22.360 --> 0:29:25.000
<v Speaker 3>it was fifty to fifty, but most of the people

0:29:25.040 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 3>were like, these people are nice neighbors and you're just

0:29:28.600 --> 0:29:30.640
<v Speaker 3>you're just being an asshole.

0:29:30.240 --> 0:29:33.560
<v Speaker 2>And blah blah blah blah blah. Oh and or people

0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:35.880
<v Speaker 2>are in your DM saying that No, they were writing

0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:37.440
<v Speaker 2>it under the comments.

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:39.920
<v Speaker 3>Because I made a joke and I posted it and

0:29:39.960 --> 0:29:42.840
<v Speaker 3>I was like, this is racist and homophobic someone telling

0:29:42.880 --> 0:29:46.680
<v Speaker 3>us to be quiet. But that's that's the joke. But

0:29:46.840 --> 0:29:49.360
<v Speaker 3>obviously people don't get that, and they're just like at

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:52.120
<v Speaker 3>a time, like that's you can't be joking and calling

0:29:52.160 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 3>people racists and homophubs.

0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:59.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, shut, you are the problem, not me being wowed.

0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:02.440
<v Speaker 2>You're the problem. They said, you the problems is. They

0:30:02.480 --> 0:30:03.680
<v Speaker 2>said it's you, not damn.

0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:06.360
<v Speaker 3>But I will say I'm gonna go on record again

0:30:06.640 --> 0:30:12.360
<v Speaker 3>if two black lesbian women are being allowed, let them okay,

0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:15.160
<v Speaker 3>just let them, just let it, just let it rock.

0:30:16.360 --> 0:30:18.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I'll call the cops on some chance.

0:30:20.560 --> 0:30:22.080
<v Speaker 2>If I'm in my house, if I'm in my house

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 2>trying to touch myself, I'm trying to have hot nightcap,

0:30:25.040 --> 0:30:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to watch my my love Craft season finale,

0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:31.480
<v Speaker 2>and it's two lesbians upstairs being loud. I'd been like, yeah,

0:30:31.520 --> 0:30:33.719
<v Speaker 2>it's two niggas being loud. I think I think they

0:30:33.760 --> 0:30:36.280
<v Speaker 2>got dual rags on and there's put something up there.

0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:38.760
<v Speaker 2>I need you to consent a unit to please.

0:30:40.680 --> 0:30:42.600
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe you would make that kind of joke

0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:45.120
<v Speaker 3>considering how terrible the police are.

0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 2>But do you booz do?

0:30:47.400 --> 0:30:50.120
<v Speaker 3>But you boo yes, yes, yes, but I mean I

0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:51.320
<v Speaker 3>don't live with the police.

0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:54.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm living with two loud lesbians. Hey, can you send

0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 2>the car police?

0:30:56.680 --> 0:31:01.600
<v Speaker 3>That's uh, that's so weird considering you know, black women

0:31:01.640 --> 0:31:03.280
<v Speaker 3>are disappearing left and right.

0:31:03.400 --> 0:31:06.600
<v Speaker 2>You bring back our girls knowing that black women are disappearing.

0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:09.320
<v Speaker 3>You're keeping your volume all the way up so we

0:31:09.520 --> 0:31:10.880
<v Speaker 3>know that you're still here.

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:12.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:31:13.200 --> 0:31:15.360
<v Speaker 1>During the day too. That was the that was the part.

0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:17.640
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no. It was that we got the

0:31:17.680 --> 0:31:18.840
<v Speaker 2>note because of the nighttime.

0:31:19.000 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 1>So it was of the nighttime. Okay, not justifying.

0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 2>It, but thank you, just just throwing honestly, Sydney. I

0:31:30.000 --> 0:31:32.840
<v Speaker 2>think you know, I'm not going to say no names

0:31:32.920 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 2>or put no fingers, but I think maybe some people

0:31:35.640 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 2>are jealous that you're having sex regularly in the middle

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:43.800
<v Speaker 2>of the day. Yes, but I mean, sis live your truth.

0:31:43.920 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 2>You just put the pillow on your face.

0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:48.120
<v Speaker 3>That's all all I'm going to say is if you

0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:50.640
<v Speaker 3>are taking a nine inch fat cock.

0:31:50.760 --> 0:31:55.560
<v Speaker 2>You would be screaming too. Oh did you say the

0:31:55.560 --> 0:32:06.000
<v Speaker 2>word cock? You said the word, Oh my god, nine inch.

0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Let me let us show us, show us.

0:32:08.800 --> 0:32:13.720
<v Speaker 4>The penis absolutely not show up already have already, you know,

0:32:13.880 --> 0:32:19.200
<v Speaker 4>the person already said let's let's tone it down.

0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:21.160
<v Speaker 2>What does the person know that you just said the

0:32:21.200 --> 0:32:25.800
<v Speaker 2>word on the podcast? That was a joke. I'm a comedian. Jeez.

0:32:26.640 --> 0:32:28.400
<v Speaker 2>We'll just just turn your laptop a little bit so

0:32:28.400 --> 0:32:29.560
<v Speaker 2>we can see it, because I know it's right on

0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:30.120
<v Speaker 2>the night stand.

0:32:31.320 --> 0:32:33.480
<v Speaker 1>That's why you're putting your hands in your pants.

0:32:33.240 --> 0:32:38.560
<v Speaker 2>And oh you know, here's another thing that I want

0:32:38.640 --> 0:32:41.880
<v Speaker 2>for Kwanza Christmas this year. I want a pair of

0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:47.440
<v Speaker 2>remote control vibrating panties. That's fun. That's what I want.

0:32:47.520 --> 0:32:50.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't have anybody at the moment to press the

0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:54.120
<v Speaker 2>button for me, but damn says, wow, you.

0:32:54.040 --> 0:32:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Do What have they made of? How? What does that?

0:32:56.920 --> 0:32:57.720
<v Speaker 1>How does it work?

0:32:57.880 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 2>So there's I don't know what the sign behind it is,

0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:04.280
<v Speaker 2>what the magic is? The wonder of Disney in the panties,

0:33:04.360 --> 0:33:07.560
<v Speaker 2>But there's something you put the panties on and there's

0:33:07.560 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 2>something in it that like vibrates and then your lover

0:33:11.240 --> 0:33:15.360
<v Speaker 2>or your dad, I don't know, whoever has the remote,

0:33:15.720 --> 0:33:17.760
<v Speaker 2>and while you're like walking up the sidewalk, they hate

0:33:17.760 --> 0:33:21.400
<v Speaker 2>it and it's like this and you're like, yeah, I

0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:24.240
<v Speaker 2>would hate for you to rely on me to hit

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:26.760
<v Speaker 2>the buzzer because either you would be waiting all night

0:33:26.800 --> 0:33:27.120
<v Speaker 2>for me.

0:33:27.080 --> 0:33:29.120
<v Speaker 3>To hit the buzzer because I forget, or I'll be

0:33:29.120 --> 0:33:29.840
<v Speaker 3>having too much fun.

0:33:29.920 --> 0:33:37.120
<v Speaker 2>But I mean, if if I was responsible, it would

0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:39.440
<v Speaker 2>be like at the bottom of my person I'd have

0:33:39.520 --> 0:33:42.880
<v Speaker 2>to throw my purse down and then I might leave

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:45.440
<v Speaker 2>it out and I might leave it in an uber,

0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. But I think that's a

0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:51.200
<v Speaker 2>fun gift to get a loved one this year for Kwanza.

0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:56.200
<v Speaker 2>So every kiss begins with Kwanza. Yeah. So yeah, I

0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:57.800
<v Speaker 2>got your friend. I'll take care of you.

0:33:59.760 --> 0:34:03.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm also we've had this conversation before, but I was like,

0:34:03.760 --> 0:34:08.000
<v Speaker 3>you know, every secret, Sanna, I get Marie every secrets

0:34:08.000 --> 0:34:11.400
<v Speaker 3>and what does who does Marie get some other friend?

0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:14.319
<v Speaker 2>And so I'm I'm calling you.

0:34:14.480 --> 0:34:17.040
<v Speaker 3>I give good Christmas gifts. Yeah, and I'm calling you out, bitch.

0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:18.680
<v Speaker 3>I think we need to have a secret Santa with

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:21.840
<v Speaker 3>just us oh, because you want me to get you

0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:26.080
<v Speaker 3>a Christmas Yeah, Kwanta gaft, bitch, I want a quantaa Christmas?

0:34:26.120 --> 0:34:29.439
<v Speaker 3>What else is on the Kwanza list that I want?

0:34:31.120 --> 0:34:32.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how you want to quana and a

0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Christmas gift? I'm not getting two gifts? Sis, the nerve,

0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:40.160
<v Speaker 2>you pick one, friend, the nerve.

0:34:41.320 --> 0:34:43.200
<v Speaker 3>I was complaining to Marie about that, how she doesn't

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:45.480
<v Speaker 3>give me gifts, and then she started scanning the room

0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:45.839
<v Speaker 3>of the.

0:34:45.760 --> 0:34:47.319
<v Speaker 2>Gifts that I've gotten her. She's like, look at that

0:34:47.320 --> 0:34:51.439
<v Speaker 2>gift you got me over there, so you bed light

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:56.520
<v Speaker 2>right there? You got me? You got me things? Sidney,

0:34:56.680 --> 0:34:59.640
<v Speaker 2>what else would you like to get? Okay? So, Secret Sannah?

0:34:59.680 --> 0:35:02.080
<v Speaker 2>What's the limit? How much money are we spending for

0:35:02.120 --> 0:35:05.760
<v Speaker 2>Secret cent of this year? Let's talk about that? Hm? Hm, Andrew,

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:08.800
<v Speaker 2>what's your fifty dollars? Fifty dollars?

0:35:08.600 --> 0:35:11.600
<v Speaker 1>What the limit? I feel like it should be. I

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:13.719
<v Speaker 1>don't know, make a big go on hundred.

0:35:13.840 --> 0:35:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh big dollar big. I like like, Andrew.

0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:23.879
<v Speaker 3>Okay, wait, what if we did what if we did

0:35:23.920 --> 0:35:25.800
<v Speaker 3>the three of us the secret Sanna?

0:35:25.920 --> 0:35:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Nah, bitch, you got but you got me, you know

0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:34.200
<v Speaker 2>what I mean? I got ery No, no, we're not

0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:34.759
<v Speaker 2>doing that.

0:35:35.360 --> 0:35:37.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, we just get each other the vibrating panties and

0:35:37.480 --> 0:35:38.760
<v Speaker 1>then do it during the recording.

0:35:38.880 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh wear or we'll.

0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:44.080
<v Speaker 3>Both wear our vibrating panties at the same time and

0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:46.600
<v Speaker 3>each of each other's remote How about like.

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:47.280
<v Speaker 1>A little battle.

0:35:47.520 --> 0:35:52.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think that that would be fun for everybody involved.

0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me see how much vibrating panties costs remote

0:35:56.880 --> 0:36:04.160
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<v Speaker 2>nine dollars Nasis.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta really go all out. You don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>be going fast like fabric ass panties.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it's gonna shock me. Yeah, it's gonna a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>They have to be fabric panties. What kind of panties

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<v Speaker 3>you think I'm having? Some men, but like cheane fabric.

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<v Speaker 3>The fabric is cheap, like it might catch on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much. Well, I mean the reviews on

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<v Speaker 2>Adam and Eve dot com not that good. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>go on long distance fun with bluetooth. We can get

0:36:49.280 --> 0:36:52.480
<v Speaker 2>them with bluetooth. Oh, now that so you can like

0:36:52.520 --> 0:36:56.880
<v Speaker 2>play music out of it like a to do.

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<v Speaker 1>People in your building can connect.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you could. Yeah, you could air drop stuff to

0:37:06.480 --> 0:37:09.320
<v Speaker 2>the pantings. All right, I'm gonna do some real research

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<v Speaker 2>on it later.

0:37:09.880 --> 0:37:12.480
<v Speaker 3>But well that's what you want. You want some vibrating

0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:15.520
<v Speaker 3>panties for real, because I better have because I want

0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:17.200
<v Speaker 3>to get the remote on the weekends.

0:37:17.760 --> 0:37:20.319
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want to. I don't. I feel like

0:37:20.640 --> 0:37:23.520
<v Speaker 2>a lover, a loved one. Somebody are sure banging has

0:37:23.560 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 2>to get those for you, or you got to get

0:37:25.160 --> 0:37:27.240
<v Speaker 2>them for them. That's like a sex gift.

0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:32.239
<v Speaker 3>What are serious that gets you yet to do?

0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:35.600
<v Speaker 2>It's like we talk all this, Okay, here's here's here's

0:37:35.600 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 2>the we're gonna get them for each other, and then

0:37:37.560 --> 0:37:40.640
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna go to Applebee's for half priced appetized.

0:37:41.120 --> 0:37:49.400
<v Speaker 3>From you wait, vibrating panties at Applebee's.

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:54.040
<v Speaker 2>That's the title, Thank you, vibrating panties and Applebee's. Or

0:37:54.440 --> 0:37:56.480
<v Speaker 2>or we have to get the vibrating panties and then

0:37:56.520 --> 0:38:01.239
<v Speaker 2>we have to wear them for sid can cook yo,

0:38:01.360 --> 0:38:05.160
<v Speaker 2>but that should be for OnlyFans only. That should be

0:38:05.200 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 2>on all that would be everyone shot it out. I

0:38:11.040 --> 0:38:14.200
<v Speaker 2>think that would be a great episode for Sid can cook. Yeah,

0:38:14.200 --> 0:38:16.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm taking a I'm taking a hiatus. I'm gonna do.

0:38:18.880 --> 0:38:21.799
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I'm not gonna call it Thanksgiving because I

0:38:21.840 --> 0:38:23.880
<v Speaker 3>want Thanksgiving to be canceled this year.

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:25.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we've had enough.

0:38:25.280 --> 0:38:29.880
<v Speaker 3>We realized that Sopher Columbus was trash and we destroyed

0:38:29.880 --> 0:38:33.680
<v Speaker 3>the Native Americans, So like, why do we keep celebrating this.

0:38:34.680 --> 0:38:37.239
<v Speaker 3>Your grandmother cannot cook. I'm tired of seeing all this

0:38:37.400 --> 0:38:40.239
<v Speaker 3>stupid food on this day. And I'm supposed to like

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:42.680
<v Speaker 3>that and be like, yeah, your mother can throw down.

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:44.160
<v Speaker 2>She can't. She can't.

0:38:44.160 --> 0:38:46.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't care what part of the South she's from.

0:38:46.520 --> 0:38:52.440
<v Speaker 3>The turkey look dry. No, you said you don't care

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:54.080
<v Speaker 3>what part of the South she's from. She's probably not

0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:56.280
<v Speaker 3>from the South that the chicken is dry. She's probably

0:38:56.320 --> 0:38:58.560
<v Speaker 3>from some one of the states that ain't got no lakes.

0:38:59.480 --> 0:39:03.600
<v Speaker 3>I also, I feel like I take.

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:05.920
<v Speaker 2>For granted the fact that my mother is a good cook,

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:09.520
<v Speaker 2>because a lot of people's moms can't cook. No, And

0:39:09.760 --> 0:39:12.439
<v Speaker 2>that had never occurred to me. I think I thought

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:14.560
<v Speaker 2>it was a requirement that in order to have children

0:39:14.600 --> 0:39:15.800
<v Speaker 2>you had to be able to cook.

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:19.120
<v Speaker 3>Nor the requirement is just you have a uterus. That's

0:39:19.160 --> 0:39:20.400
<v Speaker 3>the requirement to have kids.

0:39:20.400 --> 0:39:23.040
<v Speaker 2>That's all. You need, a uterus that works. If you

0:39:23.040 --> 0:39:26.400
<v Speaker 2>can't cook, you should lose your reproductive system.

0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:30.040
<v Speaker 3>No, that's not fair Marie that I'm going to rebuke

0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:32.719
<v Speaker 3>you on that, bitch, because that would mean me and

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:33.600
<v Speaker 3>we're not doing that.

0:39:34.040 --> 0:39:39.560
<v Speaker 2>Ohsis, Sid can cook, You're gonna do it.

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:45.000
<v Speaker 3>With the baby when I have one, probably, sure, you know.

0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:46.719
<v Speaker 2>Andw Andrew can your mom cook?

0:39:47.200 --> 0:39:50.080
<v Speaker 1>No? I felt personally attacked by that exactly.

0:39:50.760 --> 0:39:52.719
<v Speaker 2>So what would you guys eat? What would you guys

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:53.800
<v Speaker 2>eat after school for dinner?

0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:56.800
<v Speaker 1>It would just be a lot of like macari and

0:39:56.840 --> 0:39:58.400
<v Speaker 1>cheese out of the box, you know.

0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:01.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, God, a lot of y'all, a lot of y'all

0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:04.840
<v Speaker 3>are eating a Boston Market on Thanksgiving and it shows,

0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 3>it shows, and so I just like, just cancel it.

0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Just we're done, no more.

0:40:11.640 --> 0:40:14.560
<v Speaker 2>No, I am shocked. Moment of silence for all the

0:40:14.560 --> 0:40:20.520
<v Speaker 2>people whose momas can't cook. Mama, you know, love you,

0:40:21.840 --> 0:40:25.960
<v Speaker 2>you know that love mom. So a lot of a

0:40:25.960 --> 0:40:28.840
<v Speaker 2>lot of Hamburger helper listeners on the on the pod tonight.

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:30.839
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but I mean, if you guys want

0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:33.279
<v Speaker 3>to write in the comments what your mom is like

0:40:33.480 --> 0:40:36.200
<v Speaker 3>best at in terms of cooking, I would love cidny.

0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about the comments. You haven't posted on the

0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:41.359
<v Speaker 2>unofficial expert page and literally since nineteen ninety one, since

0:40:41.440 --> 0:40:45.479
<v Speaker 2>before games. That's a lie. You are done. The last

0:40:45.480 --> 0:40:47.480
<v Speaker 2>person who posted on that page is me, and that

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:49.360
<v Speaker 2>was I mean, you asked me to do that, and

0:40:49.400 --> 0:40:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I guess, and then you just

0:40:52.120 --> 0:40:53.080
<v Speaker 2>never went back.

0:40:53.800 --> 0:40:56.239
<v Speaker 1>Wait, I have a I have a comment about this.

0:40:56.400 --> 0:40:58.440
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think this would finally come up. But in

0:40:58.480 --> 0:41:00.959
<v Speaker 1>the last post that you made, you said the link

0:41:01.040 --> 0:41:05.000
<v Speaker 1>in the bio would be coming soon. And why did

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:08.040
<v Speaker 1>you just add it to what is even mean?

0:41:15.360 --> 0:41:21.520
<v Speaker 2>Andrew? I can't believe you are close to because.

0:41:21.280 --> 0:41:24.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like you took the time out obviously to create

0:41:24.360 --> 0:41:26.000
<v Speaker 1>this post, but you didn't have the time to.

0:41:25.960 --> 0:41:30.359
<v Speaker 2>Do but because because on our in our comment, I mean,

0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:34.839
<v Speaker 2>the link is like link tree and we gotta added

0:41:34.880 --> 0:41:38.359
<v Speaker 2>to the link tree and then a bit bitch it's

0:41:38.360 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 2>coming soon anyway, It's still we still have time it's

0:41:41.480 --> 0:41:45.520
<v Speaker 2>still coming soon. Relative Yeah, it's so good.

0:41:45.640 --> 0:41:51.760
<v Speaker 3>Andrew, you are fucking patty. You are petty Patty misterson Park, Andrew,

0:41:51.800 --> 0:41:56.200
<v Speaker 3>you are mayonnaise. That's what you want, Petty Mick Feerson,

0:41:56.880 --> 0:41:58.279
<v Speaker 3>You're so confused.

0:41:58.320 --> 0:41:59.959
<v Speaker 1>I saw that and I was like, it's not coming

0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:00.640
<v Speaker 1>anytime soon.

0:42:00.760 --> 0:42:07.440
<v Speaker 3>You are Giselle knows. Andrew, you sent us flyers for

0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:07.920
<v Speaker 3>last week.

0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:09.840
<v Speaker 2>And what did I do? I posted in my Stories?

0:42:09.960 --> 0:42:10.239
<v Speaker 2>I did.

0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:12.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Sidney, that's not where you were supposed to post it.

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 3>You're supposed to post it on the unofficial expert page.

0:42:16.480 --> 0:42:18.400
<v Speaker 3>Don't act like you deserve a cookie. You didn't do

0:42:18.440 --> 0:42:23.719
<v Speaker 3>what you were supposed to do. You an't even posted

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:26.160
<v Speaker 3>on the unofficial Expert stories. This is what I'm talking about.

0:42:26.360 --> 0:42:28.319
<v Speaker 2>She's like, Andrew, you said us flyers for the page,

0:42:28.320 --> 0:42:31.920
<v Speaker 2>and I put it on my story. Girl by Marie

0:42:31.920 --> 0:42:34.200
<v Speaker 2>didn't even promote the podcast.

0:42:34.080 --> 0:42:36.120
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Marie, I don't know. Maybe I'm just I am

0:42:36.160 --> 0:42:38.359
<v Speaker 1>being really shady tonight. But Marie, you were the one

0:42:38.360 --> 0:42:40.360
<v Speaker 1>that asked for the promotional pictures and then Sidney was

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:42.200
<v Speaker 1>the one that posted them. So why did you?

0:42:42.840 --> 0:42:47.360
<v Speaker 3>Because Andrew the last person who posted on the page again,

0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 3>I repeat, is me? So the next post was supposed

0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 3>to be Sydney inside, and Sydney is locked into.

0:42:55.920 --> 0:43:00.080
<v Speaker 2>The Unofficial Expert on her phone. I'm not locked in

0:43:00.560 --> 0:43:03.319
<v Speaker 2>because I log out of both of them and I

0:43:04.280 --> 0:43:05.640
<v Speaker 2>rarely in it. Guys.

0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:07.399
<v Speaker 3>I just want to let you know that we were

0:43:07.520 --> 0:43:11.160
<v Speaker 3>very diligent about the Unofficial Expert at one point in

0:43:11.200 --> 0:43:12.439
<v Speaker 3>the career, and.

0:43:12.520 --> 0:43:14.720
<v Speaker 2>You know, we got busy. We're a little busy.

0:43:14.960 --> 0:43:17.560
<v Speaker 3>And for Kwansa, I would just love I would love

0:43:18.000 --> 0:43:20.840
<v Speaker 3>that that old energy back.

0:43:23.280 --> 0:43:23.360
<v Speaker 2>Is.

0:43:24.120 --> 0:43:25.640
<v Speaker 1>I just want the link to be on the bio.

0:43:25.800 --> 0:43:27.280
<v Speaker 1>That's all I want.

0:43:29.440 --> 0:43:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Link in the bio.

0:43:30.520 --> 0:43:34.880
<v Speaker 3>Is that Quanta the link in the bios.

0:43:35.480 --> 0:43:36.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put the link in the bio.

0:43:40.680 --> 0:43:42.080
<v Speaker 1>People have been waiting a while.

0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:47.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm were crying. You know, it's really hard to maintain

0:43:47.719 --> 0:43:51.840
<v Speaker 2>two pages during the pandem, you know, Like I feel

0:43:51.840 --> 0:43:53.880
<v Speaker 2>like even the stuff that I'm putting on my page

0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:56.080
<v Speaker 2>is like completely different than what I thought my Instagram

0:43:56.160 --> 0:43:58.600
<v Speaker 2>was going to be. Now I'm like holistic and I'm

0:43:58.760 --> 0:44:03.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm I'm black goop. So that's what I do know,

0:44:05.040 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 2>but I don't know. I guess all I want for

0:44:08.160 --> 0:44:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Kwansa is you know, an unpaid intern for Kwansa this

0:44:14.480 --> 0:44:18.040
<v Speaker 2>year is somebody to just do it for us, but

0:44:18.239 --> 0:44:22.120
<v Speaker 2>also let us do it. It's so hard. I mean,

0:44:23.000 --> 0:44:29.000
<v Speaker 2>let's just have a moment of silence for their productivity

0:44:29.040 --> 0:44:32.480
<v Speaker 2>that I was supposed to have. Maybe last week.

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:37.840
<v Speaker 3>I feel like the days were shorter and I didn't

0:44:37.840 --> 0:44:39.960
<v Speaker 3>have enough time to do that I was supposed to do.

0:44:40.239 --> 0:44:42.920
<v Speaker 3>And then the week was over and everything that I

0:44:42.960 --> 0:44:47.239
<v Speaker 3>was supposed to do on a Friday just couldn't. It

0:44:47.400 --> 0:44:50.000
<v Speaker 3>just didn't make it in the schedule. I was like,

0:44:50.040 --> 0:44:51.200
<v Speaker 3>I'll start over next week.

0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:55.919
<v Speaker 2>You know, No, I don't know what you're talking about,

0:44:56.160 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 2>not at all. Nobody knows what you're talking about. Also,

0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:04.040
<v Speaker 2>why did it get so dark over there? Since there's

0:45:04.080 --> 0:45:05.040
<v Speaker 2>no lights on over here?

0:45:05.080 --> 0:45:08.280
<v Speaker 3>We're just this is, you know, just dealing with daylight,

0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:10.000
<v Speaker 3>the daylight that's out there, but it's the.

0:45:09.960 --> 0:45:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Sun is going down, so the sun is still a

0:45:12.160 --> 0:45:15.239
<v Speaker 2>But Andrew, doesn't it look mad dark in here? Now?

0:45:15.239 --> 0:45:18.319
<v Speaker 2>It looks lighter now I can touch myself. You can't

0:45:18.320 --> 0:45:22.759
<v Speaker 2>see it.

0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:27.759
<v Speaker 3>Prostitution. I'm disgusting, and you love it. What would you

0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:28.560
<v Speaker 3>do without me?

0:45:29.480 --> 0:45:33.319
<v Speaker 2>I would probably have a functioning social media page. Without you,

0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:36.280
<v Speaker 2>wow with the link in the bio.

0:45:37.560 --> 0:45:41.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm the one who started the link tree for unofficial expert,

0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:43.400
<v Speaker 3>So then technically you're the one who's supposed to put

0:45:43.400 --> 0:45:45.200
<v Speaker 3>the link in the bio because I don't even know

0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:46.480
<v Speaker 3>what the third is.

0:45:46.840 --> 0:45:51.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what our link tree password is. So Andrew,

0:45:51.640 --> 0:45:53.840
<v Speaker 2>there you have it. The reason why the link is

0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:58.880
<v Speaker 2>not in the bio is because Sydney Elizabeth Washington there

0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:04.719
<v Speaker 2>the Live Tell. Okay, so, what's one thing that you

0:46:04.760 --> 0:46:08.000
<v Speaker 2>did this week for like a self care, feel good

0:46:08.320 --> 0:46:12.560
<v Speaker 2>thing that you did for yourself this week for Andrew? No, everybody,

0:46:12.680 --> 0:46:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm asking the room. Well, Andrew can go first.

0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Well I saw Bad Hair, which I really liked.

0:46:17.960 --> 0:46:23.359
<v Speaker 2>But wow, okay, Andrew, what did you like about Bad Hair?

0:46:23.680 --> 0:46:26.280
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was like campy. I thought it was fun.

0:46:26.640 --> 0:46:28.960
<v Speaker 1>It was like there were like parts that was like

0:46:29.040 --> 0:46:32.000
<v Speaker 1>genuinely like grossed out by which was it was good.

0:46:32.080 --> 0:46:33.799
<v Speaker 1>It was a good horror film. I mean it wasn't

0:46:33.840 --> 0:46:36.920
<v Speaker 1>like Jordan Peele level, but like it was fun. It

0:46:37.040 --> 0:46:37.399
<v Speaker 1>was good.

0:46:38.200 --> 0:46:42.879
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So how many out of out of ten? How

0:46:42.880 --> 0:46:44.560
<v Speaker 2>many what rating would you give it?

0:46:45.120 --> 0:46:48.399
<v Speaker 1>I would say I would say I'd give it a

0:46:48.400 --> 0:46:49.000
<v Speaker 1>a seven.

0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Point five seven. That's that's pretty high, Sydney. What what

0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:55.480
<v Speaker 2>did you not like about the movie?

0:46:58.600 --> 0:47:02.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna watch my words, but I think that you

0:47:02.640 --> 0:47:08.879
<v Speaker 3>know the movie. I can have the appreciation for the

0:47:08.960 --> 0:47:14.800
<v Speaker 3>horror aspect, but I will say that black women's hair

0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:20.600
<v Speaker 3>is just not in at a point in society.

0:47:20.080 --> 0:47:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Where it can be u satirized.

0:47:23.440 --> 0:47:26.320
<v Speaker 3>I don't think that it can be used in such

0:47:26.400 --> 0:47:30.080
<v Speaker 3>a material yet where you can make it look like

0:47:30.760 --> 0:47:35.600
<v Speaker 3>the hair is bad. When for ages people were saying

0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:39.799
<v Speaker 3>that our natural hair is bad or weaves are bad.

0:47:39.920 --> 0:47:42.040
<v Speaker 3>Like it's just you know, the movie was written by

0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:43.280
<v Speaker 3>a black person.

0:47:43.840 --> 0:47:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's a white person. Didn't write bad hair.

0:47:46.719 --> 0:47:50.600
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, but let's not let's not get it

0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:54.160
<v Speaker 3>fucked up that First of all, it was a black man.

0:47:54.800 --> 0:47:57.640
<v Speaker 2>So a bald black man. I'm looking at his Yeah,

0:47:57.719 --> 0:47:59.160
<v Speaker 2>so his edges right now.

0:47:59.239 --> 0:48:02.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just because you are black, that doesn't mean that

0:48:02.840 --> 0:48:06.520
<v Speaker 3>you can encompass all the black experiences and you can't

0:48:06.520 --> 0:48:09.120
<v Speaker 3>speak on behalf of black women.

0:48:10.080 --> 0:48:11.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay. I mean I feel like you're trying to get

0:48:11.760 --> 0:48:13.920
<v Speaker 2>real deep when it doesn't need to be that deep. Sis,

0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:14.400
<v Speaker 2>just say.

0:48:14.280 --> 0:48:16.680
<v Speaker 3>You didn't like the movie or say that you didn't

0:48:16.719 --> 0:48:18.480
<v Speaker 3>like the weaves, or say you didn't like who was.

0:48:18.440 --> 0:48:20.120
<v Speaker 2>Cast for no, no, no, no no no. For you to

0:48:20.160 --> 0:48:20.840
<v Speaker 2>be like, I don't.

0:48:20.640 --> 0:48:23.719
<v Speaker 3>Think black women's hair can be surprise, girl, what are

0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:25.120
<v Speaker 3>you talking about?

0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Did you see the movie People with Bad Hair before,

0:48:28.480 --> 0:48:30.839
<v Speaker 2>and we make fun of their hair, whether they're black, white, yellow, green.

0:48:30.960 --> 0:48:31.880
<v Speaker 2>You've seen the movie.

0:48:32.280 --> 0:48:34.040
<v Speaker 3>I have not seen the movie, Chris since So when

0:48:34.040 --> 0:48:35.800
<v Speaker 3>you watch the movie, you didn't get back to us.

0:48:36.120 --> 0:48:38.160
<v Speaker 2>You're saying no, but you're saying you don't think that

0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:40.560
<v Speaker 2>we should be making fun of black women's hair. That's

0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:43.200
<v Speaker 2>what you're saying. I don't have to see the movie

0:48:43.280 --> 0:48:44.600
<v Speaker 2>to hear what you're saying.

0:48:44.960 --> 0:48:48.600
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, it's it wasn't about making fun of black

0:48:48.600 --> 0:48:53.440
<v Speaker 3>women's hair. It's the movie is actually what bad hair

0:48:53.600 --> 0:48:57.920
<v Speaker 3>like The hair is takes on this monster and kills people.

0:48:57.960 --> 0:49:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Oop spoiler alert Sorry guys. Damn See this is why

0:49:01.680 --> 0:49:03.000
<v Speaker 2>I can't do movie reviews.

0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:04.120
<v Speaker 1>The trailer.

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:06.640
<v Speaker 2>That's true, it is in the trailer.

0:49:06.680 --> 0:49:09.360
<v Speaker 3>But I just don't think we're at the point where

0:49:09.360 --> 0:49:11.279
<v Speaker 3>we can say that.

0:49:11.440 --> 0:49:14.279
<v Speaker 1>But they weren't. They weren't saying that the natural hair was.

0:49:15.360 --> 0:49:18.040
<v Speaker 2>But it was. It was that when she was so Sydney,

0:49:18.080 --> 0:49:21.760
<v Speaker 2>you feel personally attacked because your weave is badding. No, no, no, no, no.

0:49:23.239 --> 0:49:26.160
<v Speaker 3>The girl everybody at the office was giving her hard

0:49:26.200 --> 0:49:30.160
<v Speaker 3>time because her hair wasn't done, her natural hair wasn't

0:49:30.520 --> 0:49:31.480
<v Speaker 3>quote quote done.

0:49:31.520 --> 0:49:33.920
<v Speaker 2>Even though it was done, they kept.

0:49:33.760 --> 0:49:36.280
<v Speaker 3>Saying, like it it doesn't fit in with the office,

0:49:36.960 --> 0:49:38.799
<v Speaker 3>it doesn't fit in with the look that we have

0:49:38.920 --> 0:49:41.840
<v Speaker 3>going on here. And then she gets a weave and

0:49:41.880 --> 0:49:43.719
<v Speaker 3>everybody's like, oh my god, this is a meaning.

0:49:43.760 --> 0:49:46.080
<v Speaker 2>But in reality, then the weaves.

0:49:45.840 --> 0:49:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Starts killing people. And by the end of.

0:49:47.960 --> 0:49:48.800
<v Speaker 2>It was regular.

0:49:48.840 --> 0:49:53.680
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't even like this outstanding, lavish, like beautiful lace front.

0:49:53.719 --> 0:49:55.600
<v Speaker 2>It was just it was just regular. It was a

0:49:55.640 --> 0:49:58.720
<v Speaker 2>regular weave. And then the and then the weaves starts

0:49:58.800 --> 0:50:00.919
<v Speaker 2>killing people. Yes, I think that's the point of the movie,

0:50:01.000 --> 0:50:03.440
<v Speaker 2>since you're saying that they're making fun of black women's

0:50:03.480 --> 0:50:07.200
<v Speaker 2>hair and seven, if anything, it's proven that natural hair

0:50:07.360 --> 0:50:09.359
<v Speaker 2>is good hair and weave is bad hair.

0:50:09.400 --> 0:50:12.719
<v Speaker 3>That's what it sounds like. No, you got you just

0:50:12.760 --> 0:50:14.600
<v Speaker 3>gotta see it, Marie. Then when you see it, you'll

0:50:14.600 --> 0:50:15.640
<v Speaker 3>see what I'm talking about.

0:50:16.080 --> 0:50:18.279
<v Speaker 2>Like Sidney, I feel like I don't know if I

0:50:18.320 --> 0:50:20.759
<v Speaker 2>want to take movie advice from you, because you said

0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:23.120
<v Speaker 2>that you watched the whole season of Emily and and

0:50:23.160 --> 0:50:26.000
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't even make it through the first episode. So well, no, no, no,

0:50:26.440 --> 0:50:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I said that the movie was bad.

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:30.239
<v Speaker 3>I just because I enjoyed it doesn't mean that it's

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:36.040
<v Speaker 3>a good show. I personally just enjoyed. Like how tone

0:50:36.120 --> 0:50:37.719
<v Speaker 3>deaf the show was.

0:50:38.960 --> 0:50:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I love it, I didn't like it, and I actually

0:50:41.600 --> 0:50:44.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't. If you haven't seen it, please don't watch it.

0:50:44.280 --> 0:50:45.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't want it to get the clicks and the

0:50:45.640 --> 0:50:48.719
<v Speaker 2>views on Netflix because we don't need any more of that.

0:50:48.920 --> 0:50:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Like the movie, the show is like peak White Bridge too.

0:50:52.120 --> 0:50:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, absolutely. It was speak French. Here's my beret.

0:50:56.000 --> 0:50:57.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm in France, and it was like.

0:50:58.160 --> 0:51:00.440
<v Speaker 3>And then I'm gonna have an Eiffel Tower key chain,

0:51:00.520 --> 0:51:03.200
<v Speaker 3>and it's like, sis, that's like going to New York

0:51:03.239 --> 0:51:05.600
<v Speaker 3>and wearing I Love New York sweatshirt.

0:51:06.040 --> 0:51:08.479
<v Speaker 2>But you know what's crazy is that is that's peak

0:51:08.520 --> 0:51:14.120
<v Speaker 2>American right there? Is it was hidden, it was on

0:51:14.160 --> 0:51:16.600
<v Speaker 2>the nose. It was on the nose too. Well, how

0:51:16.600 --> 0:51:22.279
<v Speaker 2>about that? Okay, So the guy who wrote Bad Hair

0:51:22.320 --> 0:51:24.480
<v Speaker 2>also wrote Dear White People, I don't know if that

0:51:25.000 --> 0:51:28.200
<v Speaker 2>ads or subtracts anything in your mind. Love Dear White People.

0:51:28.400 --> 0:51:33.080
<v Speaker 2>Loved it, loved that show. Did you? What was your thoughts?

0:51:33.520 --> 0:51:38.399
<v Speaker 2>I I did not see the movie Dear White People

0:51:39.400 --> 0:51:43.719
<v Speaker 2>People the sion. No, it was a movie. First. It

0:51:43.760 --> 0:51:47.560
<v Speaker 2>was a movie, and he wrote the movie, and I

0:51:47.560 --> 0:51:50.799
<v Speaker 2>guess the series. He wrote the book, Okay, and that's

0:51:50.840 --> 0:51:54.200
<v Speaker 2>what everything is based on. But I watched the first

0:51:54.200 --> 0:51:56.560
<v Speaker 2>season of the of Dear White People on Netflix, and

0:51:56.600 --> 0:52:01.239
<v Speaker 2>then the second season, it just I don't know. The

0:52:01.239 --> 0:52:05.520
<v Speaker 2>main character. She kind of annoying. I think that's the

0:52:05.640 --> 0:52:08.040
<v Speaker 2>issue with me with stuff that I watch, is if

0:52:08.040 --> 0:52:12.360
<v Speaker 2>the lead is not likable, then I just I don't

0:52:12.400 --> 0:52:15.320
<v Speaker 2>care if they win or they lose or what happens

0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:18.680
<v Speaker 2>to them. I just I'm not invested. I laugh when

0:52:18.680 --> 0:52:21.000
<v Speaker 2>they fail. And that's what I was doing when I

0:52:21.040 --> 0:52:24.000
<v Speaker 2>watched Emily in Paris for the first ten minutes of

0:52:24.000 --> 0:52:26.040
<v Speaker 2>the show. Yeah, but that's the thing.

0:52:26.080 --> 0:52:30.920
<v Speaker 3>It's like, if you like someone, then you're liking that

0:52:31.200 --> 0:52:34.120
<v Speaker 3>then you're following them just off the basis that you

0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:37.439
<v Speaker 3>like them, But in real life that's not what it

0:52:37.480 --> 0:52:41.040
<v Speaker 3>is like. People that you don't like have a story too,

0:52:41.800 --> 0:52:46.360
<v Speaker 3>and annoying people are usually the lead that, like the

0:52:46.480 --> 0:52:49.799
<v Speaker 3>end of story Sarah Jessica Parker and Sex and the

0:52:49.840 --> 0:52:55.399
<v Speaker 3>City bad, just annoying, selfish.

0:52:54.680 --> 0:52:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Yes, a bitch, that's that's something that we know now

0:52:58.719 --> 0:53:01.040
<v Speaker 2>watching the series as a adults. When we were watching

0:53:01.040 --> 0:53:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Sex in the City, I don't know, five years even ago,

0:53:04.560 --> 0:53:07.080
<v Speaker 2>it was like, oh, okay, she got you a little

0:53:07.160 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 2>wardrobe up where she worked that she can afford these manolos,

0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:13.040
<v Speaker 2>and she lives alone and she ain't got no ros

0:53:13.520 --> 0:53:16.880
<v Speaker 2>and she's asked me her friends for money. Well, well,

0:53:17.080 --> 0:53:20.360
<v Speaker 2>well look who just reposted something on the Unofficial Expert

0:53:20.840 --> 0:53:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Stories literally seven minutes ago. I gotta go linking bio.

0:53:35.280 --> 0:53:38.640
<v Speaker 2>You know what it is is? You know, we've been

0:53:38.680 --> 0:53:43.319
<v Speaker 2>doing the podcast all this time. During the Panmic sure

0:53:43.360 --> 0:53:45.360
<v Speaker 2>did alone, but by ourselves.

0:53:45.360 --> 0:53:48.200
<v Speaker 3>Everybody else got guests, and shit, we over here just

0:53:48.239 --> 0:53:51.799
<v Speaker 3>putting it together on our own. Okaya, we wourn't our

0:53:51.840 --> 0:53:53.319
<v Speaker 3>hearts out.

0:53:53.000 --> 0:53:54.879
<v Speaker 2>Because we didn't want guests. And then when we still

0:53:54.920 --> 0:53:57.600
<v Speaker 2>having guests, yes, when we stop having guests, I was like, well,

0:53:57.640 --> 0:53:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like posting on the pit. It's just

0:53:59.120 --> 0:54:01.200
<v Speaker 2>gonna be us again yea, and again and again and

0:54:01.239 --> 0:54:03.719
<v Speaker 2>it's like we don't have enough, like new pictures of

0:54:03.760 --> 0:54:06.680
<v Speaker 2>ourselves too. Yes, but last week we had a whole

0:54:06.880 --> 0:54:10.759
<v Speaker 2>d nasty and we had a whole Andrew did that

0:54:11.280 --> 0:54:13.600
<v Speaker 2>beautiful Mariah Carey flyer for us?

0:54:14.320 --> 0:54:14.520
<v Speaker 1>You do?

0:54:14.640 --> 0:54:19.080
<v Speaker 2>What did you do? Babe Sydney? Excuse me? What did

0:54:19.120 --> 0:54:22.120
<v Speaker 2>you do? Yes? When Andrew sent us the photo for

0:54:22.480 --> 0:54:25.800
<v Speaker 2>the podcast page, I we posted it in the stories.

0:54:27.680 --> 0:54:32.040
<v Speaker 3>My page that has more followers, just throwing it out there,

0:54:32.840 --> 0:54:33.319
<v Speaker 3>tagged him.

0:54:35.200 --> 0:54:38.800
<v Speaker 2>What you didn't post it on the on the unofficial

0:54:38.840 --> 0:54:42.200
<v Speaker 2>expert page is where I'm back to Sydney. I'll do

0:54:42.320 --> 0:54:42.800
<v Speaker 2>that tomorrow.

0:54:42.920 --> 0:54:45.880
<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, let's just agree to disagree on how

0:54:45.920 --> 0:54:48.400
<v Speaker 3>the page is being run the tires.

0:54:48.440 --> 0:54:51.279
<v Speaker 2>Who wants to post on the unofficiation expert page? How

0:54:51.280 --> 0:54:51.759
<v Speaker 2>about that?

0:54:52.800 --> 0:54:52.880
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:54:53.760 --> 0:54:55.360
<v Speaker 2>I thought we got to end this episode because I

0:54:55.360 --> 0:54:58.000
<v Speaker 2>can't hear, and we having technical difficulties and we need

0:54:58.040 --> 0:54:59.879
<v Speaker 2>to put the link in the bio in the bi.

0:55:00.000 --> 0:55:06.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't get the bio Marine get it together. She'd

0:55:06.840 --> 0:55:08.760
<v Speaker 2>have to be the title as well, linking the bio.

0:55:08.920 --> 0:55:13.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I can't stop screaming at this. Andrew,

0:55:13.360 --> 0:55:15.719
<v Speaker 2>the fact that you pull that out of your ass

0:55:15.760 --> 0:55:18.160
<v Speaker 2>to come from marine. I think every day for the

0:55:18.160 --> 0:55:19.680
<v Speaker 2>rest of the week, we post stumping on the un

0:55:19.680 --> 0:55:22.840
<v Speaker 2>official expert page. Okay, i'm bit, let's go.

0:55:24.040 --> 0:55:24.919
<v Speaker 1>I think Sydney's gone.

0:55:25.239 --> 0:55:30.799
<v Speaker 2>Hello. Oh she froze. Yeah, and my microphone is malfunctioning.

0:55:31.160 --> 0:55:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Wow. Oh wait, now she's back.

0:55:33.239 --> 0:55:36.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm back. I'm here. The devil is always working.

0:55:36.680 --> 0:55:38.680
<v Speaker 3>He thought I was frozen, but it was just I'm

0:55:38.719 --> 0:55:39.760
<v Speaker 3>in the dark.

0:55:41.800 --> 0:55:43.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh so why didn't you say anything?

0:55:43.440 --> 0:55:44.120
<v Speaker 2>I did.

0:55:47.200 --> 0:55:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Like fifteen sends it was a friend.

0:55:50.480 --> 0:55:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, she's on West Coast Town, so of course.

0:55:53.360 --> 0:55:55.520
<v Speaker 2>Look at the palm trees in the back, just blowing

0:55:55.680 --> 0:55:56.280
<v Speaker 2>in the wind.

0:55:58.040 --> 0:56:03.600
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, you know, this felt very fun and dramatic,

0:56:04.440 --> 0:56:07.360
<v Speaker 3>and it definitely feels like you're at a kitchen table

0:56:07.400 --> 0:56:11.280
<v Speaker 3>with us, just keeking over a couple of hot gossip.

0:56:12.160 --> 0:56:17.239
<v Speaker 2>That's what somebody said in the in the review. I

0:56:17.280 --> 0:56:19.560
<v Speaker 2>don't know why, but in my head, Sidney's new boo

0:56:19.719 --> 0:56:20.040
<v Speaker 2>is young.

0:56:20.239 --> 0:56:29.480
<v Speaker 3>M Okay, no personal comments. Please guys, just leave, leave

0:56:29.520 --> 0:56:33.560
<v Speaker 3>the reviews and keep it moving. Thank you the comments,

0:56:33.640 --> 0:56:35.880
<v Speaker 3>keep personal reviews, keep to yourself.

0:56:35.920 --> 0:56:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, five stars. You're welcome. Please keep the personal comments,

0:56:41.480 --> 0:56:45.399
<v Speaker 2>and please keep painting us and drawing us and keep

0:56:45.440 --> 0:56:47.879
<v Speaker 2>sketching us, like sketching us like you can draw your

0:56:47.960 --> 0:56:51.760
<v Speaker 2>French girls, Sidney and Marie. It's actually an official expert.

0:56:52.360 --> 0:56:54.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm fine with you. You just do one of us per

0:56:54.719 --> 0:56:58.520
<v Speaker 2>per post. That's I'm actually cool with that, because if

0:56:58.520 --> 0:57:00.960
<v Speaker 2>you do both of us, then we're gonna want to

0:57:01.000 --> 0:57:03.520
<v Speaker 2>post it on the unofficial expert page and put your

0:57:03.600 --> 0:57:05.879
<v Speaker 2>website link in the bio. And we both know that

0:57:05.880 --> 0:57:09.600
<v Speaker 2>that's not gonna happen, so you know, send it to

0:57:09.640 --> 0:57:13.480
<v Speaker 2>our individual pages, specifically Sidney because she is the most followers.

0:57:13.680 --> 0:57:16.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, no, and we'll and then we'll just

0:57:17.000 --> 0:57:17.800
<v Speaker 2>go from there.

0:57:18.880 --> 0:57:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I think no, I think that they should send it

0:57:21.040 --> 0:57:23.320
<v Speaker 1>to the unofficial expert page. So they're like that page

0:57:23.360 --> 0:57:25.440
<v Speaker 1>does get some action ultimately.

0:57:28.080 --> 0:57:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Than you. Yeah, wow, thank you.

0:57:31.240 --> 0:57:36.560
<v Speaker 1>It's been real dry over there.

0:57:34.360 --> 0:57:43.800
<v Speaker 2>And you're welcome. Mac in a pot. Okay, all right, well,

0:57:43.840 --> 0:57:46.200
<v Speaker 2>we'll bring some moisture to the page this month. We will.

0:57:46.320 --> 0:57:49.760
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna know this is what we're doing because soon

0:57:50.120 --> 0:57:52.960
<v Speaker 3>this is yep, this is this is gonna be on Friday,

0:57:53.000 --> 0:57:55.200
<v Speaker 3>but we did it on a Monday, so we're just

0:57:55.200 --> 0:57:56.439
<v Speaker 3>gonna keep it going for the week.

0:57:57.160 --> 0:58:00.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah we are. I'm gonna post a picture of me

0:58:00.320 --> 0:58:01.960
<v Speaker 2>with natural hair and then a picture of me with

0:58:02.000 --> 0:58:09.520
<v Speaker 2>a bad weave. Please don't not Actually I don't. I don't, Sydney,

0:58:09.520 --> 0:58:11.200
<v Speaker 2>you don't even care about that page. Don't do that.

0:58:11.280 --> 0:58:12.280
<v Speaker 2>Don't do that right now?

0:58:15.640 --> 0:58:22.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, God bless happy Kwansa canceling Thanksgiving, and uh,

0:58:22.200 --> 0:58:25.400
<v Speaker 3>don't forget to vote. Okay, yes, do that.

0:58:26.120 --> 0:58:29.520
<v Speaker 1>I love that we're talking about Thanksgiving and Kwansa even

0:58:29.560 --> 0:58:32.600
<v Speaker 1>though this day, this episode comes out the day before Halloween.

0:58:32.400 --> 0:58:36.800
<v Speaker 3>Because we are not we're not acknowledging Halloween. Because people

0:58:36.840 --> 0:58:41.600
<v Speaker 3>need to stop ordering costumes for bezos and you know,

0:58:41.720 --> 0:58:43.680
<v Speaker 3>do you need to stay in the house and stop

0:58:44.040 --> 0:58:45.480
<v Speaker 3>giving candy to kids.

0:58:45.760 --> 0:58:48.680
<v Speaker 2>It's all bad sending. You're saying all these things from

0:58:48.720 --> 0:58:49.560
<v Speaker 2>not in your house.

0:58:49.840 --> 0:58:55.480
<v Speaker 3>So I think I think I think Scooty Scutiny is

0:58:55.480 --> 0:59:00.480
<v Speaker 3>going to have a problem with this whole episode me.

0:59:00.840 --> 0:59:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I want Scutney to be a guest Please please.

0:59:05.640 --> 0:59:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Pull up, Hey, Scootney, send us your a veil so

0:59:08.520 --> 0:59:10.760
<v Speaker 2>we can have you come do the podcast. That's crazy

0:59:10.800 --> 0:59:14.240
<v Speaker 2>that we haven't seen Scutiney. Scutney hasn't come back, come back,

0:59:14.240 --> 0:59:16.600
<v Speaker 2>scooty and make a review or at least like at

0:59:16.640 --> 0:59:20.960
<v Speaker 2>us and something. Geez, I think we're friends. Now, stop Scutney.

0:59:21.120 --> 0:59:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Scotney's been messaging us on the unofficial expert instagram Sindy,

0:59:25.120 --> 0:59:27.400
<v Speaker 2>are you? Are you checking the messages on that thing?

0:59:27.640 --> 0:59:27.800
<v Speaker 1>They?

0:59:27.920 --> 0:59:29.400
<v Speaker 2>Wait? No, their messages.

0:59:31.600 --> 0:59:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Let's see Wait what did Scutney say? Did Scotney actually

0:59:34.240 --> 0:59:34.760
<v Speaker 1>message you?

0:59:35.640 --> 0:59:38.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm not again dogged into the unofficial

0:59:38.880 --> 0:59:39.760
<v Speaker 2>expert page.

0:59:40.160 --> 0:59:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, okay, true, I'm.

0:59:43.040 --> 0:59:47.400
<v Speaker 2>Like, you gotta check the message requests and the actual

0:59:47.440 --> 0:59:49.360
<v Speaker 2>messages that we get. Someone wroach.

0:59:50.080 --> 0:59:56.040
<v Speaker 3>October ninth, Nora Rickman. Heyboo, guys. So I'm a college

0:59:56.120 --> 0:59:59.160
<v Speaker 3>senior in engineering and already have a full time job

0:59:59.200 --> 1:00:03.640
<v Speaker 3>secure flex and it's a white woman. A wow, And

1:00:03.720 --> 1:00:06.440
<v Speaker 3>I want to know your best advice on starting a podcast.

1:00:06.760 --> 1:00:09.840
<v Speaker 3>I've always wanted to start one and one and one

1:00:09.880 --> 1:00:13.640
<v Speaker 3>would love some advice from professionals. Hmm, Marie, you want

1:00:13.640 --> 1:00:15.280
<v Speaker 3>to hand that or I'll hand it over to you.

1:00:15.400 --> 1:00:19.120
<v Speaker 2>This you want to answer that? Sure? What's your name? Norma? Yeah, Norah.

1:00:19.120 --> 1:00:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Here's my advice about starting a podcast. Start the podcast

1:00:21.400 --> 1:00:23.680
<v Speaker 2>and then don't start a separate page on Instagram for it,

1:00:23.680 --> 1:00:26.800
<v Speaker 2>because then you gotta come. You gotta control chime. So

1:00:26.960 --> 1:00:29.200
<v Speaker 2>from my heart to your heart, I'm gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 2>right now, engineering sweetie Boo boo, keep everything on your

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<v Speaker 2>main Instagram page.

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<v Speaker 1>With this information. This is this is gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, hold on, there's somebody else. Somebody else wrote something. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>mm hm they yeah last week this was October October

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<v Speaker 3>seventeen and fourth, No, this is October seventeenth.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it. Okay, last week's episode was everything. I

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<v Speaker 2>laughed so hard I had to replay it after a

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<v Speaker 2>bad date I had, just because I knew it would work.

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<v Speaker 2>Love you ladies. Okay, what episode came out before the

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<v Speaker 2>seventeenth Let me look.

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<v Speaker 1>That was before the d nasty episode. I forget what

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I forgot Dusty, Dusty Denim, Dead Tooth. Yeah yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>can I here's an update on Dusty Denim and Dead Tooth.

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<v Speaker 2>The person that I was dating listened to the episode

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<v Speaker 2>and said, I'm not allowed to wear those sneakers when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not with him. So that's the update on Dusty

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<v Speaker 2>dmims and Dead Tooth. He said, those shoes are not

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<v Speaker 2>allowed to leave the house if I'm not with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. That sounded really hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Said Okay, so someone wrote us on Friday News Coosa,

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<v Speaker 3>you guys should check out micro needling. It's way better

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<v Speaker 3>than botox and affordable, but most of all, it's just

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<v Speaker 3>so much better. I personally do it, and my pores

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<v Speaker 3>are seriously gone and the line smooth out then having

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<v Speaker 3>a stiff face. Okay, we're gonna go to your page

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<v Speaker 3>and see your face up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh okay, No, she looks good. But I think

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know your age because I really just

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<v Speaker 2>can't tell you. Just look you just I think she's Latin?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it a beige?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Latin X or Native American? I'm I'm not for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I make it if American. Okay. Wait, somebody sent me

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<v Speaker 2>a message on Friday about botox as well. Okay, they said,

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<v Speaker 2>tell your friends thinking about botox that they need to

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<v Speaker 2>try Derma Roller. It truly changed my life.

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<v Speaker 3>I use zero point twenty five millimeters to start and

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<v Speaker 3>research a treatment that works best for your skin goals,

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<v Speaker 3>but the little roller works cists the best thing that

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<v Speaker 3>has changed my life.

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<v Speaker 2>This quarantine is ten dollars on Amazon. Spend your coin

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<v Speaker 2>on the chemical treatment. Ah A works for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, But I think the problem is is that, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>the issue with the derma is like you gotta do

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<v Speaker 3>it really, really like clean because you're putting holes in

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<v Speaker 3>your face, and then you got to make sure the

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<v Speaker 3>instrument is clean, and you got to make sure you're

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<v Speaker 3>cleaning your flate face because I've seen a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>pictures of people who've done it and got really infected.

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<v Speaker 2>Ew. You canet infect it all right, that's nasty. Okay, okay, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I have another one. Oh. This is Ray Raynaldough. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember him. I remember him.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, ladies and Andrew, my name is Ronaldo. I've been

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<v Speaker 3>listening to the pod since day one with PD and

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<v Speaker 3>seeing the Ladies live at Karma before that. Anyway, longtime listener,

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<v Speaker 3>first time caller, you get the gist. I was just

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<v Speaker 3>reaching out, uh to you all, because I was listening

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<v Speaker 3>to a recent episode with d Nasty and Marie mentioned

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<v Speaker 3>needing a carpenter.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's exactly what I do.

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<v Speaker 3>All custom pieces made out of real wood and always

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<v Speaker 3>an aspect of art added in as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Beds, tables, desk dressers, et cetera. Check out my page.

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<v Speaker 3>I can pretty much make anything out of wood and

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<v Speaker 3>would love to create a real work of art for

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<v Speaker 3>Marie or any of you who are looking. Okay, thank

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<v Speaker 3>you for your time, keep doing what you do on

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<v Speaker 3>the pod, Sydney and Cook and Marie's Instagram videos which

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<v Speaker 3>I love.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay in parentheses, wow, okay, cool, Okay, Well, I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>what I said I needed built. But uh, I'm also

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<v Speaker 2>trying not to spend any more money on my house.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get some wall hooks and a shoe and

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<v Speaker 2>then that's it. I'm not spending no more money. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>and some frames and maybe like three more plants, but

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. I'm not spending no more money after that.

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<v Speaker 2>But thank you so much, Ray, I do remember you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna check the page. Matter of fact, Sidney, go

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<v Speaker 2>ahead and repost your favorite piece from Ray on the

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<v Speaker 2>in the stories for the Official Expert Podcast page says

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<v Speaker 2>he he truly loves you.

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<v Speaker 3>So I really feel like that's that's probably one of

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<v Speaker 3>your guests.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably sounds like a deflection right there, and the hoosers.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna follow back, and then I am going to repost.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank gorgeous. I love this for us. Okay, Well, my

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<v Speaker 2>laptop is about to die, and I do need to

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<v Speaker 2>watch the season finale of Lovecraft, so I'm gonna do that. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't done that. Please don't ruin it for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you love a spoiler. And it was good

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<v Speaker 2>to see you guys today. I mean, Sydney is fully

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<v Speaker 2>in the dark now. I turned my lights off to

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<v Speaker 2>hold on to me. No, let me turn my light

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<v Speaker 2>off too, and off. Please turn your lights off as well. Back, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Black Blair, Witch Andrew. You wanted a Halloween episode, Now

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<v Speaker 2>it's a Halloween.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a fully visual medium.

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<v Speaker 2>This podcast, I think it's following me nine inches.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna write a new movie. It's gonna be called

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<v Speaker 3>Bad Dick, also a horror. It's about a dick that

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<v Speaker 3>comes out of nowhere and brings nothing to the table

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<v Speaker 3>except chaos. It's a dick that doesn't make you come

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<v Speaker 3>Bad Dick. Okay, Well, guys, always a pledge.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna record again later in the week so we

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to worry about recording next week for election

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<v Speaker 2>day or whatever. And I'm excited to see your faces again. Yeah, okay, cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Rate comment, subscribe, leave leave comments under the most recent

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<v Speaker 1>Hope there will be a link by the time this

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<v Speaker 1>episode comes out.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, and we got a way for Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>to give me the password to the link tree girl. Bye, okay,

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