Speaker 1: Forever, I.
Speaker 2: Hie. Let's talk about how we're recording right now at nighttime.
Speaker 2: This is the quiet storm after dark.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody knows that we record, you know what day,
Speaker 3: what time? Nobody has any idea, And I love that
Speaker 3: we're disclosing that now.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the this is the nighttime. The sun
Speaker 2: is well, I guess the sun is up where you're at,
Speaker 2: but it's it's nighttime here. I had done, had dinner,
Speaker 2: I had dessert. Oh how was dinner? Dinner was cute,
Speaker 2: it was cut I made some basmati rice. How is
Speaker 2: that how you say that basmati? I did that and
Speaker 2: then I made some Uh, the dog pooped. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is crazy. I'm sorry. I gotta get out of
Speaker 2: the poop room. Oh see, this is why you can't
Speaker 2: rescue dogs. They poop when you save them. But no,
Speaker 2: it's not a rescue dogs. It's there was a breeder involved.
Speaker 2: So well that's the dog has an attitude. That's why
Speaker 2: you can't get breeders. You gotta get a rescue is
Speaker 2: what I'm trying to say. Friend. I love how you
Speaker 2: switch that up. That's what it is there. Okay, sorry, Sydney.
Speaker 2: This is mikes, did you leave the room and then
Speaker 2: come back to the room. Well, I still want to
Speaker 2: lay on the bed, you know, So, I mean, isn't
Speaker 2: there isn't it a two bedroom? Says, it's a whole
Speaker 2: nother other bed that you've been laying on. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: didn't step on it.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Somebody made it a guest appearance on the pod. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: the impatus. Somebody's making a guest appearance on the pod.
Speaker 3: Else, Oh my god, celebrity sighting.
Speaker 2: Wow, she's mad? Never mind? Uh okay? So uh yeah?
Speaker 2: So how is your rice? Delicious? Rice is good? I
Speaker 2: don't know why people say that rice is hard to make.
Speaker 2: It's very easy for me. An expert at making rice
Speaker 2: is what I am.
Speaker 3: You are really, you really are good at making rice,
Speaker 3: because I went to your house and you did it
Speaker 3: so easy. It didn't even seem like it's like second
Speaker 3: nature for you.
Speaker 2: I just I feel like I watched my mother make
Speaker 2: rice every week for my entire life. I just I
Speaker 2: don't know what the hell a rice cooker is or
Speaker 2: what that how that works. People are like rice cookers
Speaker 2: are easy. It's easier for me to just put it
Speaker 2: in the little pot.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if you guys are giving out
Speaker 3: gifts these holidays that are coming up, you know, even
Speaker 3: though Thanksgiving is canceled and.
Speaker 2: So is Christmas.
Speaker 3: But I would love for a Kwansa gift. If somebody
Speaker 3: would like to give me a rice Kwanzi gift, that
Speaker 3: would be got. That would be a city. How many
Speaker 3: days of Kwansa?
Speaker 2: Are there? Eight? Eight days of Kwansa? Can you name them? No,
Speaker 2: I can't confirm or deny if there are eight days? Andrew,
Speaker 2: can you tell us how many days of Quanta there are?
Speaker 1: Kwanza this year starts on set. I did not need
Speaker 1: to look this up and.
Speaker 2: Yet and yet you're reading Yeah. I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: Andrew just knows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just know Kwanza.
Speaker 2: I mean people definitely celebrate.
Speaker 1: Do you know anybody that actually celebrates Kwansa?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Actually people really? Okay, I've yet to meet a single person.
Speaker 1: It starts on the twenty sixth of December and then
Speaker 1: ends the first of January, so.
Speaker 2: Or seven days?
Speaker 1: That's like five or six, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: The city was in the ballpark. I would love a
Speaker 2: rice cooker all for a Kwanza gift. Okay, Well, I
Speaker 2: don't know yet what I would like for a Kuanza gift,
Speaker 2: but let me think on it. By the end of
Speaker 2: the episode, I'll be able to tell you guys what
Speaker 2: I want as a Quanta gift. Great, okay, Andrew, what
Speaker 2: would you like as a Kuanza gift?
Speaker 1: I would love an Amazon gift card so I don't
Speaker 1: need to spend my own money on Amazon. It will
Speaker 1: be someone else's money.
Speaker 3: Now, how much, let's talk about how much, because you know,
Speaker 3: we got to talk about you know, price points here, how.
Speaker 1: Much you're willing to spend. Really, there is no price
Speaker 1: too high.
Speaker 2: I feel like fifty dollars is a good gift card
Speaker 2: starting amount it is.
Speaker 3: I think fifty is a good amount. I think one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars is like you've bet we've been friends for
Speaker 3: a long time, or you're obsessed with the podcast and
Speaker 3: shenuinely in love with us. Wait, hold on, let's speak
Speaker 3: about people being in love.
Speaker 2: Marie, you received a beautiful.
Speaker 3: I'm a fan that said they loved the unofficial expert,
Speaker 3: but it seems like they only love Marie Fauston because
Speaker 3: I did not get artwork as well.
Speaker 2: You know what's really funny? Maybe maybe this young artist,
Speaker 2: her name is Tasiana Grays. Shout out to you. Sis.
Speaker 2: Maybe this young artist only knows how to draw a
Speaker 2: bald people and she couldn't get the braids down. Sis.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: You know, you did say that you did, you did
Speaker 3: try to, uh, you know, you try to help her out,
Speaker 3: but she said, the unofficial.
Speaker 2: Expert, but she only took a bit drew a picture
Speaker 2: of you. So i'm her Well, I mean, Sidney, that's
Speaker 2: neither here nor there. People have done artwork of you before,
Speaker 2: and I'm not in my feelings about that at all.
Speaker 2: So I feel like, sometimes you just gotta let people
Speaker 2: get their gifts and you need to mind. Oh, sometimes
Speaker 2: you gotta let people get their gifts and you need
Speaker 2: to shut your lips. Have about dead No no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no, I disagree. People have drawn you before.
Speaker 2: It's on your Instagram. I feel like you're you're avvy
Speaker 2: on Instagram. Is something that someone drew?
Speaker 1: Literally is it's.
Speaker 2: Literally it's another comedian who drew that. Just well, I
Speaker 2: am also a comedian in that comic didn't drawn me.
Speaker 2: I know if she knows you, she knows me. So
Speaker 2: let's get down the brass Tacks Beach. But yeah it
Speaker 2: was the girl is from she lives in the UK
Speaker 2: because the stand I mean she it came via DHL
Speaker 2: I think or DHS. What's the whatever the international mailman is.
Speaker 2: But that was really cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would like that for Kwansa as well. I
Speaker 3: would like smart work.
Speaker 2: You know what I would like for Kwanza some skims.
Speaker 2: I want somebody to send me some skims lounge wear
Speaker 2: because I am not giving Kim none of my money.
Speaker 3: So she shouldn't be supporting her business. So there's definitely
Speaker 3: a black owned business that has, you know, skims equivalent
Speaker 3: and positive or a white person listening to the podcast
Speaker 3: can go steal some skims and send them to me
Speaker 3: with the little security tags on them.
Speaker 2: I'll figure out how to take those off.
Speaker 3: I am not supporting anything that Marie Fouston said on
Speaker 3: this podcast today.
Speaker 2: I'm not telling people.
Speaker 3: To steal steal stetistically skims, not telling them to steal that.
Speaker 2: I'm specifically asking you to steal skims. Anything you can
Speaker 2: steal from a white or beige or alabaster Anglo Sax
Speaker 2: business would be lovely. And then please support black businesses
Speaker 2: during this difficult time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I would like you to genuinely go on
Speaker 3: Google search for something that is Skims equivalent.
Speaker 2: That's a black owned business.
Speaker 3: You can also send that that That's how you put
Speaker 3: the money back into the community.
Speaker 2: That's just wow. Wow Wizards.
Speaker 3: But your girl, but your girl, your fan are Marie
Speaker 3: Fauston wants Skims. So if you also want to help
Speaker 3: her out for Quanta, get her what she wants.
Speaker 2: Listen, you know what I'm gonna do tomorrow. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go get a po box. I'm gonna go get a
Speaker 2: po box. I don't know how you even get those
Speaker 2: or where one is found. I think at the post office.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a po box so that people can
Speaker 2: send me stuff because giving you guys my address is weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we used to give the address to
Speaker 3: the studio, but that doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 1: So the studio is officially shut down.
Speaker 2: Doves, you gotta stop. What happened? Y'all doing bad? What's up?
Speaker 1: I'm doing bad? Yeah, it's fucking twenty.
Speaker 2: Let me find out, y'all. Y'all unemployed.
Speaker 1: The dog is also hit by the coronavirus.
Speaker 2: Oh that's crazy. I didn't know y'all was poor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean like we're not. We're recording on
Speaker 1: Zoom right now.
Speaker 2: Why would we y'all don't have to pay rent? So
Speaker 2: y'all should be doing great that part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I guess we're doing well. Podcasts are
Speaker 1: having a moment right now, so they are.
Speaker 2: They're having a long ten months more.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's an ongoing moment. It's just won't stop,
Speaker 3: can't stop.
Speaker 2: Can't stop, won't stop. Yes, Well, I don't know if
Speaker 2: you guys could see me bravely sitting on my living
Speaker 2: room floor right now. But the other day I came
Speaker 2: home and something did I say this on the podcast
Speaker 2: last week? Something crawled across my rug and I thought
Speaker 2: it was a mouse, and it was. It was the
Speaker 2: biggest bug I've ever seen in my life. Stop it.
Speaker 2: Oh that bug must be from Kenya. Okay, Well, another
Speaker 2: thing on the Kwanza list. I think we're we need.
Speaker 3: Yo the bugators the exterminator.
Speaker 2: It was the size, the length of my What the
Speaker 2: fuck was it, Marie? And it was?
Speaker 3: It was the legs were long. It was like a
Speaker 3: pop up bug. It wasn't like flat on the floor
Speaker 3: like a roach.
Speaker 2: It was like three d legs. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this bug is in imax and so like I sprayed.
Speaker 3: Something and like maybe that would be in like a
Speaker 3: bug's life.
Speaker 2: It was one like, well I saw a bug's life recently.
Speaker 2: Maybe like a praying man it was. It was. It
Speaker 2: was not praying sis, I was praying. The buck was.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was like a big ass beetle water bug thing
Speaker 3: with like stilts.
Speaker 2: It was a tall water bugs. It was the da
Speaker 2: Kembo mutumbo of water. I said, not in my house,
Speaker 2: and I sprayed it and then I tried to kick it,
Speaker 2: and of course it had landed on the front of
Speaker 2: my sandal and I was no, it was on the
Speaker 2: edge of my berks.
Speaker 3: A picture, okay, if you didn't take a picture, it
Speaker 3: didn't happen like this wold time for content and here
Speaker 3: you go, this sitting out of this world wildlife. Uh,
Speaker 3: it's a it's a Connecticut a Greenwich Connecticut water bug. Aka.
Speaker 3: This this roach was a dupe. It was two stories tall.
Speaker 3: I was like, I got it. I have to move.
Speaker 3: This is the roach's house.
Speaker 2: Now was it? Okay?
Speaker 3: So it looked like a water It was like it
Speaker 3: was like that. It was like that big.
Speaker 2: Sis, Why were you not screaming your fuck eye rags?
Speaker 2: I was screaming my brain.
Speaker 3: I would have banged on my neighbor's door and be like, sir,
Speaker 3: come get your girl.
Speaker 2: I said, did you leave your dog in my apartment?
Speaker 2: The fuck? He's like that. No, but but you know,
Speaker 2: when you see a roach or a spider or a mouse,
Speaker 2: you have to stay and see where it goes so
Speaker 2: you know where it's at. Otherwise I wasn't gonna be
Speaker 2: able to sleep that night knowing that somewhere in my
Speaker 2: house was this godzilla ass.
Speaker 1: Buzz and there's probably more of them.
Speaker 3: To no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. I'm
Speaker 3: that was once in a lifetime, in a moment, so
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 2: A one one. Yeah, this bug was antisocial, but I
Speaker 2: managed to step step on it with my berts. So
Speaker 2: shout out to white people for inventing birks.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you take a picture of the splat?
Speaker 2: No? Because I went to go put some gloves on
Speaker 2: and then put my hand on like a tissue, because
Speaker 2: you can't. I didn't want to bare knuckle it with
Speaker 2: a napkin. I went to go get a glove and
Speaker 2: it was it was like I saw it moving and
Speaker 2: I was like, this is a ghetto.
Speaker 3: Like but first of all, it's just like girl, you
Speaker 3: what you have to do is there's an app for that.
Speaker 3: There's an app that you can like take a picture
Speaker 3: of a bug and tell you what it is. So
Speaker 3: it's like you could see how like there's an app
Speaker 3: for that.
Speaker 2: There's an app.
Speaker 3: It's called Your House is Nasty app.
Speaker 1: Wadny.
Speaker 2: That's so funny that you're calling my house nasty.
Speaker 3: You literally stepped in dogo right before you had Reword
Speaker 3: on this podcast.
Speaker 1: And also you're the one familiar with this app.
Speaker 2: Too, talk about it familiarity.
Speaker 3: I see you're picking sides here, the founder to pick
Speaker 3: sides of two black women having a disagreement, and you're
Speaker 3: not making it better, Andrew, you're not making it better.
Speaker 2: Stay out of it this. Andrew Sydney's an angel investor
Speaker 2: in the app. That's what you Anyway, I picked it
Speaker 2: up and I flush it down the toilet. That bug
Speaker 2: was not going in my trash.
Speaker 3: There's somebody right now listening to this. Their fucking edges
Speaker 3: are burning off. They're upset because they're.
Speaker 2: Like, why did you kill it?
Speaker 3: Why they got their scrunchy and a bunk in a
Speaker 3: bunch right now?
Speaker 2: Why did you kill you? You could be going extinct
Speaker 2: to tell it was me. I want them to know
Speaker 2: it was me. I can't. I can't stand these people.
Speaker 3: It will It's not that I can't say, like, of course,
Speaker 3: like don't kill the bees. Don't kill the bees. The
Speaker 3: bees are dying, Like, let's preserve the bees. The bees
Speaker 3: are that's bees are the only animals that we care about. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm just trying to figure out what does a
Speaker 3: fucking roach do for me? What have you done for
Speaker 3: me lately? Roach except really make it hard to have
Speaker 3: a freaking party at my house.
Speaker 2: Oh. I mean, we can be socially distancing anyway. But
Speaker 2: the bug, the bug was in here, like he paid bills.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I didn't realize you were watching
Speaker 2: TV in here, but yeah it was. And it was
Speaker 2: so fast anyway, right where I'm sitting right now. So
Speaker 2: I'm very brave. I just can't believe so taking a
Speaker 2: picture of it. I can't believe you wanted me to
Speaker 2: take a picture of this nasty ass bug in my house.
Speaker 2: We're trying to erase evidence. Matter of fact, I might
Speaker 2: need entry to delete this from the podcast. I don't
Speaker 2: need people to know that there was a dirty They're
Speaker 2: gonna be like Reze got a dirty house. No, no, no, this.
Speaker 1: Just wants you to use the eye hold on.
Speaker 2: This is a great prompt question.
Speaker 3: Guys, now that it's getting colder, what little critters are
Speaker 3: coming to your house as an unwanted guess?
Speaker 2: They got your place looking like a hostel right now.
Speaker 2: They're coming in with their suitcase. Is like, I'll be
Speaker 2: here for about a one to two months.
Speaker 3: I feel like they as the only critters that are
Speaker 3: coming into people's houses right now is like, you know
Speaker 3: dudes that are banging for shelter.
Speaker 2: Whoa, let's talk about that now.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is the time of year that it's
Speaker 3: like trust no bitch, like trust no one.
Speaker 2: Everyone is out for their own good. They trying to
Speaker 2: get cooked.
Speaker 3: They're like, yo, I want I want to have turkey
Speaker 3: for holiday. I don't have any family. They're like, I
Speaker 3: don't have electricity, so I want to have lights on.
Speaker 3: I want to have Wi Fi. I want to have cuddles.
Speaker 3: I mean, I need a comforter. Niggas don't even have duvets,
Speaker 3: right now they're lower. It's just freezing, no heater, no nothing.
Speaker 3: So like I say, like date with precaution. First of all,
Speaker 3: you shouldn't be dating anyway because we're in a pandemic.
Speaker 3: But if you are going to risk it all right
Speaker 3: now because we're in the second, third, fourth, fifth wave, Sydney,
Speaker 3: shut up stopping you right there. You're in your booze
Speaker 3: bed right now telling you a lease listeners that they
Speaker 3: shouldn't be dating right now.
Speaker 2: I think this is no. You didn't wait to the
Speaker 2: new year. You didn't wait to the new year.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's because I was prime time. I didn't
Speaker 3: wait around for y'all, hos. I was like, listen, we
Speaker 3: got March April, May secured by May June.
Speaker 2: So okay, I say, now it's now you should be
Speaker 2: looking for your mate to date right now because we're
Speaker 2: getting we're coming up on peak depression season. You don't
Speaker 2: want to be alone during a dimn by yourself with
Speaker 2: your bug house, okay, But you don't want to get
Speaker 2: you sad with somebody else who's fucking sad and can't
Speaker 2: go anywhere with you, So wouldn't you else who's I
Speaker 2: think it depends on the level of sadness. True, but
Speaker 2: I also think that it's not When you say stuck
Speaker 2: with you don't have to be in that house with
Speaker 2: them for the whole winter hibernating. I think that now
Speaker 2: is the.
Speaker 3: Time to try to find somebody before depression season truly
Speaker 3: kicks in. The whole the whole year is depression season.
Speaker 3: What you're talking about, We've all been going through it.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out when has it let up?
Speaker 3: When has the season stopped and started over again. Depression
Speaker 3: season is winter time sis when the sun sets at
Speaker 3: two pm. Yeah, but unfortunately, based on everything with you know,
Speaker 3: our current president and the coronavirus, I mean, we've literally
Speaker 3: been hit with.
Speaker 2: Months upon months of sadness. So this is true. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonnague with you about that. Everybody everybody is sad
Speaker 2: right now. But I think that you still got to
Speaker 2: find things that you know. You gotta find the light
Speaker 2: at the end of the tunne, friend, And maybe the
Speaker 2: light at the end of the tunnel is cooking for
Speaker 2: your friends, or maybe the light is I don't know,
Speaker 2: yoga in your house but naked at seven am. Whatever
Speaker 2: it is, you need to find that thing that brings
Speaker 2: you a little bit of joy, and you need to
Speaker 2: hold on to that because being sad the entire rest
Speaker 2: of the year into next year is not going to
Speaker 2: bring anybody anytime of any type of happiness.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh and that's great the fact that you just said,
Speaker 3: when you said a keyword friends, let's focus on friendship
Speaker 3: because friendship is going to be there.
Speaker 2: You know, you were bringing in and out.
Speaker 3: We got these people that you're like, oh, I want
Speaker 3: a date, but you know who's there, your friends. Your
Speaker 3: friends are going to be picking up when you know
Speaker 3: you want to do some ratchet hood rat shit. They're
Speaker 3: picking up FaceTime calls at three am. You know they're
Speaker 3: getting you kwansa gifts, they're getting you sometimes.
Speaker 2: Okay, but sometimes you FaceTime your friend and your friend
Speaker 2: is in the bathroom douchhe in, they booty, which is enter.
Speaker 3: You're welcome, You're welcome, you're well for you facetiming while
Speaker 3: you you're welcome.
Speaker 2: Sometimes your friend is nasty. Sis. It takes a village
Speaker 2: to douche ass.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it doesn't it Sometimes it's one chat's it
Speaker 3: takes one community situation, It takes one one bulb.
Speaker 2: I want you to take that back. I'm not taking
Speaker 2: that back. Did you take it back? Oh? I had
Speaker 2: to throw it away. Sis, I had to throw it away.
Speaker 2: I couldn't put it back. You do you throw it away?
Speaker 2: It's a one time. I've never douched my booty, but
Speaker 2: I'll think about it. Also.
Speaker 3: Also, wait, another another thing for the for the listeners.
Speaker 3: Don't take on someone else's, you know, issues, because we
Speaker 3: all have our own issues. And that's the issue with dating,
Speaker 3: is that like once you really get invested and it's like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, we're in this together, and it's like, man,
Speaker 3: I only got enough rope for myself.
Speaker 2: So well, you can't pour from an empty cup? How
Speaker 2: about that? Poor enough? You're if you're pouring all of
Speaker 2: your positive energy and all your light into somebody else's cup,
Speaker 2: who is filling your cup? Sis?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Could you gotta you know, unless unless your cup
Speaker 3: is a brit and it's oval, you know, it's a
Speaker 3: Britter filter and you know, you put stuff in, it
Speaker 3: comes out and it's restored, then you're good. But unfortunately
Speaker 3: we're not unlimited with that stuff. So I say, protect
Speaker 3: your energy, guys, right, this is not this is not
Speaker 3: olive garden. No, unlimited breadsticks and salad.
Speaker 2: Here new ma'am. But uh, what else did I want
Speaker 2: to talk? Oh? I went and got a I got
Speaker 2: a COVID test today, and it was so different than
Speaker 2: the last COVID test I got at City MD. They
Speaker 2: shoved the thing literally onto your cerebellum. They scrape your
Speaker 2: brain fluid. But yeah, and they and your eyes water
Speaker 2: and your fingers like involuntary. Like it's like you start
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 1: Smell well, it smells like you're about to have like
Speaker 1: a nose bleed, you know, you know that smell.
Speaker 2: It does feel it feels like your period is coming,
Speaker 2: and it feels like you're about to your nose is
Speaker 2: about to bleed. But today she just like dabbed it
Speaker 2: in my nose for like five seconds, like right way
Speaker 2: down here, and I was like, oh, this must be
Speaker 2: how they do it for people who have insurance. Nude No.
Speaker 3: I but I think that some of the tests are right,
Speaker 3: and I think some of the tests are like the
Speaker 3: test adjacent.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I don't think all the tests are right. Well,
Speaker 2: that's when I got my test today. They were like,
Speaker 2: this test is ninety eight point five percent effective. This
Speaker 2: is a good test. And I was like, so what
Speaker 2: the other tests? What are the other tests? They kind
Speaker 2: of wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in LA and I went to Dodgers Stadium
Speaker 3: and it was so easy except I didn't put it.
Speaker 2: Up my nose.
Speaker 3: It was only in my mouth and I was using
Speaker 3: a swab all up in my mouth.
Speaker 2: And then I dropped in. I know you like that
Speaker 2: name gross. Actually I'm holding back from oral.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Wait, so was doctor stadium full? Uh?
Speaker 3: No, people were driving in and driving out. It was
Speaker 3: so quick, fast, fast fast fast. Internet lines are so
Speaker 3: the lines are so long in Brooklyn. Yeah, and there
Speaker 3: was no line for you.
Speaker 2: No, because I was. It was I went in like
Speaker 2: for a job, so they I went into the office
Speaker 2: to take it right, and it was just the employees
Speaker 2: down there waiting to take their test too. I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: I work here, so that's beautiful. Mm hmmm. It was nice,
Speaker 2: And I mean it would have been nicer if they
Speaker 2: provided some type of cookie or juice after the test,
Speaker 2: but I guess that's only for when you donate blood
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or a really thorough papsmerror.
Speaker 2: Have you ever donated blood? Friend? Uh? Not voluntarily.
Speaker 3: I've lost I've lost some blood, but not because I
Speaker 3: was trying to give it to somebody.
Speaker 2: So that's weird, have you. No, I've never donated blood.
Speaker 2: I feel like I needed to be in my body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm already pretty anemic, and I feel like I
Speaker 3: have all these issues that I don't know what they are,
Speaker 3: and I just don't want to pass that on.
Speaker 2: To anybody else. Nobody needs that. Nobody else needs that drama. Andrew,
Speaker 2: you seem like somebody who might donate some blood. You
Speaker 2: ever know, He's not allowed. He's a gay man.
Speaker 1: I'm a man.
Speaker 2: Gay men aren't allowed to donate blood. No, man, it
Speaker 2: is the most homophobic thing.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm I'm not. I'm not vocally like like angry
Speaker 1: about it because I hate getting blood to begin with.
Speaker 2: But so, but like when you were in high school,
Speaker 2: were you out?
Speaker 1: I was out my senior year.
Speaker 2: I worked blood drives inhigh school, and people were don't donating.
Speaker 1: The weird the weirdest thing in my high school. They
Speaker 1: only made you like. They made it like almost required
Speaker 1: of the honor students to give blood, like to be
Speaker 1: part of the National Honor Society. You also gave blood.
Speaker 3: I don't know what, So I gotta be smarter than everybody,
Speaker 3: and I got to donate my blood exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your reward.
Speaker 2: They said, we don't want none of that detention blood.
Speaker 2: Give us some of that honorall nerd blood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we want We don't want blood from people who
Speaker 3: are showing up late and not doing their assignments. We
Speaker 3: want them extra credit niggas. Come on through, extra credit niggas.
Speaker 2: They said, I'm sorry you your GPA is what a
Speaker 2: two point five? If you don't get you a dumbest.
Speaker 2: We don't take bloods from We don't take blood from
Speaker 2: people who get D minuses. No, thank you, they said,
Speaker 2: you in the Bokses program. Nah, we don't want that.
Speaker 2: That that that deribe all. I was in the National
Speaker 2: Honor Society, but I also have never donated blood in
Speaker 2: my entire life. Okay, so I didn't. I feel like
Speaker 2: maybe I had heard a whisper of that, but I
Speaker 2: didn't know that. Gay people like, what if you don't
Speaker 2: present as gay? What if you just show up and
Speaker 2: you seem strained?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, Like it's like you need to fill
Speaker 1: out a form and it says like have you had
Speaker 1: sex with another man since like the year, Like nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety or something.
Speaker 2: So oh wow, okay, that's automatic. We need to get
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian on this case cuz she solves it all
Speaker 2: that feels wrong.
Speaker 3: I mean people have been We've talked about it for
Speaker 3: many many years. They that is the one thing that
Speaker 3: they not go on.
Speaker 2: Let up on. They're like, you all have AIDS.
Speaker 3: I don't care if it says it's negative. You have AIDS.
Speaker 3: We don't want your blood. That's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Your blood has the potential to have AIDS.
Speaker 3: No, thank you, that is pretty rial. Yeah, but you know,
Speaker 3: it's just like sperm banks. It's like you can only
Speaker 3: be five to nine or wait, what you can It's
Speaker 3: not just like sperm banks.
Speaker 2: But in order to wait, you can only donate sperm
Speaker 2: if you are five nine. En up, that's yeah, that
Speaker 2: is that true. I feel like I feel like short
Speaker 2: men have so much sperm to give.
Speaker 3: See new their sperm shoots as much as their heights.
Speaker 2: So listen, if you're under five to nine, you put
Speaker 2: on some time cruise wedges and you go donate that, jeez,
Speaker 2: because you deserve to be a father to somebody that
Speaker 2: you'll never meet. How about that? No, I just to
Speaker 2: give them.
Speaker 1: What are you doing this for?
Speaker 2: How? Who did this help? Marie? Short? Short people who
Speaker 2: wanted and cups short people? Who are you?
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna who are you showing up?
Speaker 2: Strong? Got new for that? Cis?
Speaker 3: That's that's not helping any of your good.
Speaker 1: Sister and and Sydney are talking about like showing up
Speaker 1: for gay men. You're talking about showing up for men
Speaker 1: underneath the five nine. Yeah, it's weird, not the same.
Speaker 2: Well, there are gay men under five nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't care about them.
Speaker 3: But wait, you can't wait sperm if you're a gay
Speaker 3: man though, right, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't see any reason why you shouldn't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Don't fact check me on that, I believe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Andrew, what are you talking? Andrew? You
Speaker 2: knew so much about Kwanza you don't know nothing about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I naturally knew so much about kwanse.
Speaker 2: Yes, Sidney, what are some of the other requirements for
Speaker 2: donating sperm? Because I feel like you.
Speaker 1: In it now, the unofficial sperm expert.
Speaker 3: Enough, I know that I know that you have to
Speaker 3: be you know, five nine and above.
Speaker 2: Interesting and yet all men do not have tall babies. No,
Speaker 2: some babies still won't be sure.
Speaker 3: I think they're saying that men under five nine are
Speaker 3: kind of like stunted, like they're like like a defect baby.
Speaker 2: I think that's what kidding.
Speaker 3: Yea under five nine is a handicap, and I'm joking.
Speaker 2: Shorter than five nine is the new cliff List.
Speaker 1: So I'm so sorry, but Sidney, what are you doing
Speaker 1: in your pants right now?
Speaker 2: Smelling?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, it was not like put it in your pants
Speaker 2: smell not. I forgot that you guys could see Yo, Sydney.
Speaker 2: After all this time, you forgot how zoom work. God.
Speaker 3: Wow, the comedy just keeps coming and coming and coming. No, okay,
Speaker 3: is that what you do over there with your hands
Speaker 3: and your pants is coming and coming and coming.
Speaker 2: I'm actually very tired of Come. I'm up. I don't
Speaker 2: want anymore. I'm all set.
Speaker 3: Okay, So, speaking of come, what's the update on the neighbors. Yes,
Speaker 3: I'm just you know, just being really quiet and respectful.
Speaker 3: I mean, I put the note on Twitter, and you know,
Speaker 3: it was fifty to fifty, but most of the people
Speaker 3: were like, these people are nice neighbors and you're just
Speaker 3: you're just being an asshole.
Speaker 2: And blah blah blah blah blah. Oh and or people
Speaker 2: are in your DM saying that No, they were writing
Speaker 2: it under the comments.
Speaker 3: Because I made a joke and I posted it and
Speaker 3: I was like, this is racist and homophobic someone telling
Speaker 3: us to be quiet. But that's that's the joke. But
Speaker 3: obviously people don't get that, and they're just like at
Speaker 3: a time, like that's you can't be joking and calling
Speaker 3: people racists and homophubs.
Speaker 2: I'm like, shut, you are the problem, not me being wowed.
Speaker 2: You're the problem. They said, you the problems is. They
Speaker 2: said it's you, not damn.
Speaker 3: But I will say I'm gonna go on record again
Speaker 3: if two black lesbian women are being allowed, let them okay,
Speaker 3: just let them, just let it, just let it rock.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'll call the cops on some chance.
Speaker 2: If I'm in my house, if I'm in my house
Speaker 2: trying to touch myself, I'm trying to have hot nightcap,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to watch my my love Craft season finale,
Speaker 2: and it's two lesbians upstairs being loud. I'd been like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's two niggas being loud. I think I think they
Speaker 2: got dual rags on and there's put something up there.
Speaker 2: I need you to consent a unit to please.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you would make that kind of joke
Speaker 3: considering how terrible the police are.
Speaker 2: But do you booz do?
Speaker 3: But you boo yes, yes, yes, but I mean I
Speaker 3: don't live with the police.
Speaker 2: I'm living with two loud lesbians. Hey, can you send
Speaker 2: the car police?
Speaker 3: That's uh, that's so weird considering you know, black women
Speaker 3: are disappearing left and right.
Speaker 2: You bring back our girls knowing that black women are disappearing.
Speaker 3: You're keeping your volume all the way up so we
Speaker 3: know that you're still here.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: During the day too. That was the that was the part.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. It was that we got the
Speaker 2: note because of the nighttime.
Speaker 1: So it was of the nighttime. Okay, not justifying.
Speaker 2: It, but thank you, just just throwing honestly, Sydney. I
Speaker 2: think you know, I'm not going to say no names
Speaker 2: or put no fingers, but I think maybe some people
Speaker 2: are jealous that you're having sex regularly in the middle
Speaker 2: of the day. Yes, but I mean, sis live your truth.
Speaker 2: You just put the pillow on your face.
Speaker 3: That's all all I'm going to say is if you
Speaker 3: are taking a nine inch fat cock.
Speaker 2: You would be screaming too. Oh did you say the
Speaker 2: word cock? You said the word, Oh my god, nine inch.
Speaker 2: Let me let us show us, show us.
Speaker 4: The penis absolutely not show up already have already, you know,
Speaker 4: the person already said let's let's tone it down.
Speaker 2: What does the person know that you just said the
Speaker 2: word on the podcast? That was a joke. I'm a comedian. Jeez.
Speaker 2: We'll just just turn your laptop a little bit so
Speaker 2: we can see it, because I know it's right on
Speaker 2: the night stand.
Speaker 1: That's why you're putting your hands in your pants.
Speaker 2: And oh you know, here's another thing that I want
Speaker 2: for Kwanza Christmas this year. I want a pair of
Speaker 2: remote control vibrating panties. That's fun. That's what I want.
Speaker 2: I don't have anybody at the moment to press the
Speaker 2: button for me, but damn says, wow, you.
Speaker 1: Do What have they made of? How? What does that?
Speaker 1: How does it work?
Speaker 2: So there's I don't know what the sign behind it is,
Speaker 2: what the magic is? The wonder of Disney in the panties,
Speaker 2: But there's something you put the panties on and there's
Speaker 2: something in it that like vibrates and then your lover
Speaker 2: or your dad, I don't know, whoever has the remote,
Speaker 2: and while you're like walking up the sidewalk, they hate
Speaker 2: it and it's like this and you're like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: would hate for you to rely on me to hit
Speaker 2: the buzzer because either you would be waiting all night
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: To hit the buzzer because I forget, or I'll be
Speaker 3: having too much fun.
Speaker 2: But I mean, if if I was responsible, it would
Speaker 2: be like at the bottom of my person I'd have
Speaker 2: to throw my purse down and then I might leave
Speaker 2: it out and I might leave it in an uber,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. But I think that's a
Speaker 2: fun gift to get a loved one this year for Kwanza.
Speaker 2: So every kiss begins with Kwanza. Yeah. So yeah, I
Speaker 2: got your friend. I'll take care of you.
Speaker 3: I'm also we've had this conversation before, but I was like,
Speaker 3: you know, every secret, Sanna, I get Marie every secrets
Speaker 3: and what does who does Marie get some other friend?
Speaker 2: And so I'm I'm calling you.
Speaker 3: I give good Christmas gifts. Yeah, and I'm calling you out, bitch.
Speaker 3: I think we need to have a secret Santa with
Speaker 3: just us oh, because you want me to get you
Speaker 3: a Christmas Yeah, Kwanta gaft, bitch, I want a quantaa Christmas?
Speaker 3: What else is on the Kwanza list that I want?
Speaker 2: I don't know how you want to quana and a
Speaker 2: Christmas gift? I'm not getting two gifts? Sis, the nerve,
Speaker 2: you pick one, friend, the nerve.
Speaker 3: I was complaining to Marie about that, how she doesn't
Speaker 3: give me gifts, and then she started scanning the room
Speaker 3: of the.
Speaker 2: Gifts that I've gotten her. She's like, look at that
Speaker 2: gift you got me over there, so you bed light
Speaker 2: right there? You got me? You got me things? Sidney,
Speaker 2: what else would you like to get? Okay? So, Secret Sannah?
Speaker 2: What's the limit? How much money are we spending for
Speaker 2: Secret cent of this year? Let's talk about that? Hm? Hm, Andrew,
Speaker 2: what's your fifty dollars? Fifty dollars?
Speaker 1: What the limit? I feel like it should be. I
Speaker 1: don't know, make a big go on hundred.
Speaker 2: Oh big dollar big. I like like, Andrew.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, what if we did what if we did
Speaker 3: the three of us the secret Sanna?
Speaker 2: Nah, bitch, you got but you got me, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? I got ery No, no, we're not
Speaker 2: doing that.
Speaker 1: Well, we just get each other the vibrating panties and
Speaker 1: then do it during the recording.
Speaker 2: Oh wear or we'll.
Speaker 3: Both wear our vibrating panties at the same time and
Speaker 3: each of each other's remote How about like.
Speaker 1: A little battle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that that would be fun for everybody involved.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me see how much vibrating panties costs remote
Speaker 2: control remote panties panties Amazon long distance? Okay, remote panties
Speaker 2: long distance. Oh okay, they're like seventeen dollars or thirty
Speaker 2: nine dollars Nasis.
Speaker 3: You gotta really go all out. You don't want to
Speaker 3: be going fast like fabric ass panties.
Speaker 1: And then it's gonna shock me. Yeah, it's gonna a minute.
Speaker 3: They have to be fabric panties. What kind of panties
Speaker 3: you think I'm having? Some men, but like cheane fabric.
Speaker 3: The fabric is cheap, like it might catch on fire.
Speaker 2: Sis, Sidney Savage fanty don't have vibrating panties, So rihanna
Speaker 2: get it together, bitch, get some vibrating panties on there.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Well, I mean the reviews on
Speaker 2: Adam and Eve dot com not that good. Let me
Speaker 2: go on long distance fun with bluetooth. We can get
Speaker 2: them with bluetooth. Oh, now that so you can like
Speaker 2: play music out of it like a to do.
Speaker 1: People in your building can connect.
Speaker 2: Yeah you could. Yeah, you could air drop stuff to
Speaker 2: the pantings. All right, I'm gonna do some real research
Speaker 2: on it later.
Speaker 3: But well that's what you want. You want some vibrating
Speaker 3: panties for real, because I better have because I want
Speaker 3: to get the remote on the weekends.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to. I don't. I feel like
Speaker 2: a lover, a loved one. Somebody are sure banging has
Speaker 2: to get those for you, or you got to get
Speaker 2: them for them. That's like a sex gift.
Speaker 3: What are serious that gets you yet to do?
Speaker 2: It's like we talk all this, Okay, here's here's here's
Speaker 2: the we're gonna get them for each other, and then
Speaker 2: we're gonna go to Applebee's for half priced appetized.
Speaker 3: From you wait, vibrating panties at Applebee's.
Speaker 2: That's the title, Thank you, vibrating panties and Applebee's. Or
Speaker 2: or we have to get the vibrating panties and then
Speaker 2: we have to wear them for sid can cook yo,
Speaker 2: but that should be for OnlyFans only. That should be
Speaker 2: on all that would be everyone shot it out. I
Speaker 2: think that would be a great episode for Sid can cook. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm taking a I'm taking a hiatus. I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm not gonna call it Thanksgiving because I
Speaker 3: want Thanksgiving to be canceled this year.
Speaker 2: I mean, we've had enough.
Speaker 3: We realized that Sopher Columbus was trash and we destroyed
Speaker 3: the Native Americans, So like, why do we keep celebrating this.
Speaker 3: Your grandmother cannot cook. I'm tired of seeing all this
Speaker 3: stupid food on this day. And I'm supposed to like
Speaker 3: that and be like, yeah, your mother can throw down.
Speaker 2: She can't. She can't.
Speaker 3: I don't care what part of the South she's from.
Speaker 3: The turkey look dry. No, you said you don't care
Speaker 3: what part of the South she's from. She's probably not
Speaker 3: from the South that the chicken is dry. She's probably
Speaker 3: from some one of the states that ain't got no lakes.
Speaker 3: I also, I feel like I take.
Speaker 2: For granted the fact that my mother is a good cook,
Speaker 2: because a lot of people's moms can't cook. No, And
Speaker 2: that had never occurred to me. I think I thought
Speaker 2: it was a requirement that in order to have children
Speaker 2: you had to be able to cook.
Speaker 3: Nor the requirement is just you have a uterus. That's
Speaker 3: the requirement to have kids.
Speaker 2: That's all. You need, a uterus that works. If you
Speaker 2: can't cook, you should lose your reproductive system.
Speaker 3: No, that's not fair Marie that I'm going to rebuke
Speaker 3: you on that, bitch, because that would mean me and
Speaker 3: we're not doing that.
Speaker 2: Ohsis, Sid can cook, You're gonna do it.
Speaker 3: With the baby when I have one, probably, sure, you know.
Speaker 2: Andw Andrew can your mom cook?
Speaker 1: No? I felt personally attacked by that exactly.
Speaker 2: So what would you guys eat? What would you guys
Speaker 2: eat after school for dinner?
Speaker 1: It would just be a lot of like macari and
Speaker 1: cheese out of the box, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, a lot of y'all, a lot of y'all
Speaker 3: are eating a Boston Market on Thanksgiving and it shows,
Speaker 3: it shows, and so I just like, just cancel it.
Speaker 3: Just we're done, no more.
Speaker 2: No, I am shocked. Moment of silence for all the
Speaker 2: people whose momas can't cook. Mama, you know, love you,
Speaker 2: you know that love mom. So a lot of a
Speaker 2: lot of Hamburger helper listeners on the on the pod tonight.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I mean, if you guys want
Speaker 3: to write in the comments what your mom is like
Speaker 3: best at in terms of cooking, I would love cidny.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about the comments. You haven't posted on the
Speaker 2: unofficial expert page and literally since nineteen ninety one, since
Speaker 2: before games. That's a lie. You are done. The last
Speaker 2: person who posted on that page is me, and that
Speaker 2: was I mean, you asked me to do that, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I guess, and then you just
Speaker 2: never went back.
Speaker 1: Wait, I have a I have a comment about this.
Speaker 1: I didn't think this would finally come up. But in
Speaker 1: the last post that you made, you said the link
Speaker 1: in the bio would be coming soon. And why did
Speaker 1: you just add it to what is even mean?
Speaker 2: Andrew? I can't believe you are close to because.
Speaker 1: It's like you took the time out obviously to create
Speaker 1: this post, but you didn't have the time to.
Speaker 2: Do but because because on our in our comment, I mean,
Speaker 2: the link is like link tree and we gotta added
Speaker 2: to the link tree and then a bit bitch it's
Speaker 2: coming soon anyway, It's still we still have time it's
Speaker 2: still coming soon. Relative Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 3: Andrew, you are fucking patty. You are petty Patty misterson Park, Andrew,
Speaker 3: you are mayonnaise. That's what you want, Petty Mick Feerson,
Speaker 3: You're so confused.
Speaker 1: I saw that and I was like, it's not coming
Speaker 1: anytime soon.
Speaker 3: You are Giselle knows. Andrew, you sent us flyers for
Speaker 3: last week.
Speaker 2: And what did I do? I posted in my Stories?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sidney, that's not where you were supposed to post it.
Speaker 3: You're supposed to post it on the unofficial expert page.
Speaker 3: Don't act like you deserve a cookie. You didn't do
Speaker 3: what you were supposed to do. You an't even posted
Speaker 3: on the unofficial Expert stories. This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: She's like, Andrew, you said us flyers for the page,
Speaker 2: and I put it on my story. Girl by Marie
Speaker 2: didn't even promote the podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, Marie, I don't know. Maybe I'm just I am
Speaker 1: being really shady tonight. But Marie, you were the one
Speaker 1: that asked for the promotional pictures and then Sidney was
Speaker 1: the one that posted them. So why did you?
Speaker 3: Because Andrew the last person who posted on the page again,
Speaker 3: I repeat, is me? So the next post was supposed
Speaker 3: to be Sydney inside, and Sydney is locked into.
Speaker 2: The Unofficial Expert on her phone. I'm not locked in
Speaker 2: because I log out of both of them and I
Speaker 2: rarely in it. Guys.
Speaker 3: I just want to let you know that we were
Speaker 3: very diligent about the Unofficial Expert at one point in
Speaker 3: the career, and.
Speaker 2: You know, we got busy. We're a little busy.
Speaker 3: And for Kwansa, I would just love I would love
Speaker 3: that that old energy back.
Speaker 2: Is.
Speaker 1: I just want the link to be on the bio.
Speaker 1: That's all I want.
Speaker 2: Link in the bio.
Speaker 3: Is that Quanta the link in the bios.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put the link in the bio.
Speaker 1: People have been waiting a while.
Speaker 2: I'm were crying. You know, it's really hard to maintain
Speaker 2: two pages during the pandem, you know, Like I feel
Speaker 2: like even the stuff that I'm putting on my page
Speaker 2: is like completely different than what I thought my Instagram
Speaker 2: was going to be. Now I'm like holistic and I'm
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm black goop. So that's what I do know,
Speaker 2: but I don't know. I guess all I want for
Speaker 2: Kwansa is you know, an unpaid intern for Kwansa this
Speaker 2: year is somebody to just do it for us, but
Speaker 2: also let us do it. It's so hard. I mean,
Speaker 2: let's just have a moment of silence for their productivity
Speaker 2: that I was supposed to have. Maybe last week.
Speaker 3: I feel like the days were shorter and I didn't
Speaker 3: have enough time to do that I was supposed to do.
Speaker 3: And then the week was over and everything that I
Speaker 3: was supposed to do on a Friday just couldn't. It
Speaker 3: just didn't make it in the schedule. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'll start over next week.
Speaker 2: You know, No, I don't know what you're talking about,
Speaker 2: not at all. Nobody knows what you're talking about. Also,
Speaker 2: why did it get so dark over there? Since there's
Speaker 2: no lights on over here?
Speaker 3: We're just this is, you know, just dealing with daylight,
Speaker 3: the daylight that's out there, but it's the.
Speaker 2: Sun is going down, so the sun is still a
Speaker 2: But Andrew, doesn't it look mad dark in here? Now?
Speaker 2: It looks lighter now I can touch myself. You can't
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 3: Prostitution. I'm disgusting, and you love it. What would you
Speaker 3: do without me?
Speaker 2: I would probably have a functioning social media page. Without you,
Speaker 2: wow with the link in the bio.
Speaker 3: I'm the one who started the link tree for unofficial expert,
Speaker 3: So then technically you're the one who's supposed to put
Speaker 3: the link in the bio because I don't even know
Speaker 3: what the third is.
Speaker 2: I don't know what our link tree password is. So Andrew,
Speaker 2: there you have it. The reason why the link is
Speaker 2: not in the bio is because Sydney Elizabeth Washington there
Speaker 2: the Live Tell. Okay, so, what's one thing that you
Speaker 2: did this week for like a self care, feel good
Speaker 2: thing that you did for yourself this week for Andrew? No, everybody,
Speaker 2: I'm asking the room. Well, Andrew can go first.
Speaker 1: Well I saw Bad Hair, which I really liked.
Speaker 2: But wow, okay, Andrew, what did you like about Bad Hair?
Speaker 1: I thought it was like campy. I thought it was fun.
Speaker 1: It was like there were like parts that was like
Speaker 1: genuinely like grossed out by which was it was good.
Speaker 1: It was a good horror film. I mean it wasn't
Speaker 1: like Jordan Peele level, but like it was fun. It
Speaker 1: was good.
Speaker 2: Okay, So how many out of out of ten? How
Speaker 2: many what rating would you give it?
Speaker 1: I would say I would say I'd give it a
Speaker 1: a seven.
Speaker 2: Point five seven. That's that's pretty high, Sydney. What what
Speaker 2: did you not like about the movie?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch my words, but I think that you
Speaker 3: know the movie. I can have the appreciation for the
Speaker 3: horror aspect, but I will say that black women's hair
Speaker 3: is just not in at a point in society.
Speaker 2: Where it can be u satirized.
Speaker 3: I don't think that it can be used in such
Speaker 3: a material yet where you can make it look like
Speaker 3: the hair is bad. When for ages people were saying
Speaker 3: that our natural hair is bad or weaves are bad.
Speaker 3: Like it's just you know, the movie was written by
Speaker 3: a black person.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a white person. Didn't write bad hair.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, but let's not let's not get it
Speaker 3: fucked up that First of all, it was a black man.
Speaker 2: So a bald black man. I'm looking at his Yeah,
Speaker 2: so his edges right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just because you are black, that doesn't mean that
Speaker 3: you can encompass all the black experiences and you can't
Speaker 3: speak on behalf of black women.
Speaker 2: Okay. I mean I feel like you're trying to get
Speaker 2: real deep when it doesn't need to be that deep. Sis,
Speaker 2: just say.
Speaker 3: You didn't like the movie or say that you didn't
Speaker 3: like the weaves, or say you didn't like who was.
Speaker 2: Cast for no, no, no, no no no. For you to
Speaker 2: be like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Think black women's hair can be surprise, girl, what are
Speaker 3: you talking about?
Speaker 2: Did you see the movie People with Bad Hair before,
Speaker 2: and we make fun of their hair, whether they're black, white, yellow, green.
Speaker 2: You've seen the movie.
Speaker 3: I have not seen the movie, Chris since So when
Speaker 3: you watch the movie, you didn't get back to us.
Speaker 2: You're saying no, but you're saying you don't think that
Speaker 2: we should be making fun of black women's hair. That's
Speaker 2: what you're saying. I don't have to see the movie
Speaker 2: to hear what you're saying.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's it wasn't about making fun of black
Speaker 3: women's hair. It's the movie is actually what bad hair
Speaker 3: like The hair is takes on this monster and kills people.
Speaker 2: Oop spoiler alert Sorry guys. Damn See this is why
Speaker 2: I can't do movie reviews.
Speaker 1: The trailer.
Speaker 2: That's true, it is in the trailer.
Speaker 3: But I just don't think we're at the point where
Speaker 3: we can say that.
Speaker 1: But they weren't. They weren't saying that the natural hair was.
Speaker 2: But it was. It was that when she was so Sydney,
Speaker 2: you feel personally attacked because your weave is badding. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: The girl everybody at the office was giving her hard
Speaker 3: time because her hair wasn't done, her natural hair wasn't
Speaker 3: quote quote done.
Speaker 2: Even though it was done, they kept.
Speaker 3: Saying, like it it doesn't fit in with the office,
Speaker 3: it doesn't fit in with the look that we have
Speaker 3: going on here. And then she gets a weave and
Speaker 3: everybody's like, oh my god, this is a meaning.
Speaker 2: But in reality, then the weaves.
Speaker 1: Starts killing people. And by the end of.
Speaker 2: It was regular.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even like this outstanding, lavish, like beautiful lace front.
Speaker 2: It was just it was just regular. It was a
Speaker 2: regular weave. And then the and then the weaves starts
Speaker 2: killing people. Yes, I think that's the point of the movie,
Speaker 2: since you're saying that they're making fun of black women's
Speaker 2: hair and seven, if anything, it's proven that natural hair
Speaker 2: is good hair and weave is bad hair.
Speaker 3: That's what it sounds like. No, you got you just
Speaker 3: gotta see it, Marie. Then when you see it, you'll
Speaker 3: see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Like Sidney, I feel like I don't know if I
Speaker 2: want to take movie advice from you, because you said
Speaker 2: that you watched the whole season of Emily and and
Speaker 2: I couldn't even make it through the first episode. So well, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I said that the movie was bad.
Speaker 3: I just because I enjoyed it doesn't mean that it's
Speaker 3: a good show. I personally just enjoyed. Like how tone
Speaker 3: deaf the show was.
Speaker 2: I love it, I didn't like it, and I actually
Speaker 2: I don't. If you haven't seen it, please don't watch it.
Speaker 2: I don't want it to get the clicks and the
Speaker 2: views on Netflix because we don't need any more of that.
Speaker 2: Like the movie, the show is like peak White Bridge too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely. It was speak French. Here's my beret.
Speaker 2: I'm in France, and it was like.
Speaker 3: And then I'm gonna have an Eiffel Tower key chain,
Speaker 3: and it's like, sis, that's like going to New York
Speaker 3: and wearing I Love New York sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: But you know what's crazy is that is that's peak
Speaker 2: American right there? Is it was hidden, it was on
Speaker 2: the nose. It was on the nose too. Well, how
Speaker 2: about that? Okay, So the guy who wrote Bad Hair
Speaker 2: also wrote Dear White People, I don't know if that
Speaker 2: ads or subtracts anything in your mind. Love Dear White People.
Speaker 2: Loved it, loved that show. Did you? What was your thoughts?
Speaker 2: I I did not see the movie Dear White People
Speaker 2: People the sion. No, it was a movie. First. It
Speaker 2: was a movie, and he wrote the movie, and I
Speaker 2: guess the series. He wrote the book, Okay, and that's
Speaker 2: what everything is based on. But I watched the first
Speaker 2: season of the of Dear White People on Netflix, and
Speaker 2: then the second season, it just I don't know. The
Speaker 2: main character. She kind of annoying. I think that's the
Speaker 2: issue with me with stuff that I watch, is if
Speaker 2: the lead is not likable, then I just I don't
Speaker 2: care if they win or they lose or what happens
Speaker 2: to them. I just I'm not invested. I laugh when
Speaker 2: they fail. And that's what I was doing when I
Speaker 2: watched Emily in Paris for the first ten minutes of
Speaker 2: the show. Yeah, but that's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's like, if you like someone, then you're liking that
Speaker 3: then you're following them just off the basis that you
Speaker 3: like them, But in real life that's not what it
Speaker 3: is like. People that you don't like have a story too,
Speaker 3: and annoying people are usually the lead that, like the
Speaker 3: end of story Sarah Jessica Parker and Sex and the
Speaker 3: City bad, just annoying, selfish.
Speaker 2: Yes, a bitch, that's that's something that we know now
Speaker 2: watching the series as a adults. When we were watching
Speaker 2: Sex in the City, I don't know, five years even ago,
Speaker 2: it was like, oh, okay, she got you a little
Speaker 2: wardrobe up where she worked that she can afford these manolos,
Speaker 2: and she lives alone and she ain't got no ros
Speaker 2: and she's asked me her friends for money. Well, well,
Speaker 2: well look who just reposted something on the Unofficial Expert
Speaker 2: Stories literally seven minutes ago. I gotta go linking bio.
Speaker 2: You know what it is is? You know, we've been
Speaker 2: doing the podcast all this time. During the Panmic sure
Speaker 2: did alone, but by ourselves.
Speaker 3: Everybody else got guests, and shit, we over here just
Speaker 3: putting it together on our own. Okaya, we wourn't our
Speaker 3: hearts out.
Speaker 2: Because we didn't want guests. And then when we still
Speaker 2: having guests, yes, when we stop having guests, I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I don't feel like posting on the pit. It's just
Speaker 2: gonna be us again yea, and again and again and
Speaker 2: it's like we don't have enough, like new pictures of
Speaker 2: ourselves too. Yes, but last week we had a whole
Speaker 2: d nasty and we had a whole Andrew did that
Speaker 2: beautiful Mariah Carey flyer for us?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 2: What did you do? Babe Sydney? Excuse me? What did
Speaker 2: you do? Yes? When Andrew sent us the photo for
Speaker 2: the podcast page, I we posted it in the stories.
Speaker 3: My page that has more followers, just throwing it out there,
Speaker 3: tagged him.
Speaker 2: What you didn't post it on the on the unofficial
Speaker 2: expert page is where I'm back to Sydney. I'll do
Speaker 2: that tomorrow.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let's just agree to disagree on how
Speaker 3: the page is being run the tires.
Speaker 2: Who wants to post on the unofficiation expert page? How
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I thought we got to end this episode because I
Speaker 2: can't hear, and we having technical difficulties and we need
Speaker 2: to put the link in the bio in the bi.
Speaker 2: I don't get the bio Marine get it together. She'd
Speaker 2: have to be the title as well, linking the bio.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't stop screaming at this. Andrew,
Speaker 2: the fact that you pull that out of your ass
Speaker 2: to come from marine. I think every day for the
Speaker 2: rest of the week, we post stumping on the un
Speaker 2: official expert page. Okay, i'm bit, let's go.
Speaker 1: I think Sydney's gone.
Speaker 2: Hello. Oh she froze. Yeah, and my microphone is malfunctioning.
Speaker 1: Wow. Oh wait, now she's back.
Speaker 2: I'm back. I'm here. The devil is always working.
Speaker 3: He thought I was frozen, but it was just I'm
Speaker 3: in the dark.
Speaker 1: Oh so why didn't you say anything?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: Like fifteen sends it was a friend.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, she's on West Coast Town, so of course.
Speaker 2: Look at the palm trees in the back, just blowing
Speaker 2: in the wind.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, you know, this felt very fun and dramatic,
Speaker 3: and it definitely feels like you're at a kitchen table
Speaker 3: with us, just keeking over a couple of hot gossip.
Speaker 2: That's what somebody said in the in the review. I
Speaker 2: don't know why, but in my head, Sidney's new boo
Speaker 2: is young.
Speaker 3: M Okay, no personal comments. Please guys, just leave, leave
Speaker 3: the reviews and keep it moving. Thank you the comments,
Speaker 3: keep personal reviews, keep to yourself.
Speaker 2: Thank you, five stars. You're welcome. Please keep the personal comments,
Speaker 2: and please keep painting us and drawing us and keep
Speaker 2: sketching us, like sketching us like you can draw your
Speaker 2: French girls, Sidney and Marie. It's actually an official expert.
Speaker 2: I'm fine with you. You just do one of us per
Speaker 2: per post. That's I'm actually cool with that, because if
Speaker 2: you do both of us, then we're gonna want to
Speaker 2: post it on the unofficial expert page and put your
Speaker 2: website link in the bio. And we both know that
Speaker 2: that's not gonna happen, so you know, send it to
Speaker 2: our individual pages, specifically Sidney because she is the most followers.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, and we'll and then we'll just
Speaker 2: go from there.
Speaker 1: I think no, I think that they should send it
Speaker 1: to the unofficial expert page. So they're like that page
Speaker 1: does get some action ultimately.
Speaker 2: Than you. Yeah, wow, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's been real dry over there.
Speaker 2: And you're welcome. Mac in a pot. Okay, all right, well,
Speaker 2: we'll bring some moisture to the page this month. We will.
Speaker 3: We're gonna know this is what we're doing because soon
Speaker 3: this is yep, this is this is gonna be on Friday,
Speaker 3: but we did it on a Monday, so we're just
Speaker 3: gonna keep it going for the week.
Speaker 2: Yeah we are. I'm gonna post a picture of me
Speaker 2: with natural hair and then a picture of me with
Speaker 2: a bad weave. Please don't not Actually I don't. I don't, Sydney,
Speaker 2: you don't even care about that page. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: Don't do that right now?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, God bless happy Kwansa canceling Thanksgiving, and uh,
Speaker 3: don't forget to vote. Okay, yes, do that.
Speaker 1: I love that we're talking about Thanksgiving and Kwansa even
Speaker 1: though this day, this episode comes out the day before Halloween.
Speaker 3: Because we are not we're not acknowledging Halloween. Because people
Speaker 3: need to stop ordering costumes for bezos and you know,
Speaker 3: do you need to stay in the house and stop
Speaker 3: giving candy to kids.
Speaker 2: It's all bad sending. You're saying all these things from
Speaker 2: not in your house.
Speaker 3: So I think I think I think Scooty Scutiny is
Speaker 3: going to have a problem with this whole episode me.
Speaker 1: Maybe I want Scutney to be a guest Please please.
Speaker 2: Pull up, Hey, Scootney, send us your a veil so
Speaker 2: we can have you come do the podcast. That's crazy
Speaker 2: that we haven't seen Scutiney. Scutney hasn't come back, come back,
Speaker 2: scooty and make a review or at least like at
Speaker 2: us and something. Geez, I think we're friends. Now, stop Scutney.
Speaker 2: Scotney's been messaging us on the unofficial expert instagram Sindy,
Speaker 2: are you? Are you checking the messages on that thing?
Speaker 1: They?
Speaker 2: Wait? No, their messages.
Speaker 1: Let's see Wait what did Scutney say? Did Scotney actually
Speaker 1: message you?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not again dogged into the unofficial
Speaker 2: expert page.
Speaker 1: Sorry, okay, true, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, you gotta check the message requests and the actual
Speaker 2: messages that we get. Someone wroach.
Speaker 3: October ninth, Nora Rickman. Heyboo, guys. So I'm a college
Speaker 3: senior in engineering and already have a full time job
Speaker 3: secure flex and it's a white woman. A wow, And
Speaker 3: I want to know your best advice on starting a podcast.
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to start one and one and one
Speaker 3: would love some advice from professionals. Hmm, Marie, you want
Speaker 3: to hand that or I'll hand it over to you.
Speaker 2: This you want to answer that? Sure? What's your name? Norma? Yeah, Norah.
Speaker 2: Here's my advice about starting a podcast. Start the podcast
Speaker 2: and then don't start a separate page on Instagram for it,
Speaker 2: because then you gotta come. You gotta control chime. So
Speaker 2: from my heart to your heart, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 2: right now, engineering sweetie Boo boo, keep everything on your
Speaker 2: main Instagram page.
Speaker 1: With this information. This is this is gold.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, there's somebody else. Somebody else wrote something. Okay,
Speaker 3: mm hm they yeah last week this was October October
Speaker 3: seventeen and fourth, No, this is October seventeenth.
Speaker 2: I got it. Okay, last week's episode was everything. I
Speaker 2: laughed so hard I had to replay it after a
Speaker 2: bad date I had, just because I knew it would work.
Speaker 2: Love you ladies. Okay, what episode came out before the
Speaker 2: seventeenth Let me look.
Speaker 1: That was before the d nasty episode. I forget what
Speaker 1: we talked about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot Dusty, Dusty Denim, Dead Tooth. Yeah yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: can I here's an update on Dusty Denim and Dead Tooth.
Speaker 2: The person that I was dating listened to the episode
Speaker 2: and said, I'm not allowed to wear those sneakers when
Speaker 2: I'm not with him. So that's the update on Dusty
Speaker 2: dmims and Dead Tooth. He said, those shoes are not
Speaker 2: allowed to leave the house if I'm not with you.
Speaker 2: I like that. That sounded really hot.
Speaker 3: Said Okay, so someone wrote us on Friday News Coosa,
Speaker 3: you guys should check out micro needling. It's way better
Speaker 3: than botox and affordable, but most of all, it's just
Speaker 3: so much better. I personally do it, and my pores
Speaker 3: are seriously gone and the line smooth out then having
Speaker 3: a stiff face. Okay, we're gonna go to your page
Speaker 3: and see your face up.
Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, No, she looks good. But I think
Speaker 2: I want to know your age because I really just
Speaker 2: can't tell you. Just look you just I think she's Latin?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Is it a beige?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, Latin X or Native American? I'm I'm not for sure.
Speaker 2: I make it if American. Okay. Wait, somebody sent me
Speaker 2: a message on Friday about botox as well. Okay, they said,
Speaker 2: tell your friends thinking about botox that they need to
Speaker 2: try Derma Roller. It truly changed my life.
Speaker 3: I use zero point twenty five millimeters to start and
Speaker 3: research a treatment that works best for your skin goals,
Speaker 3: but the little roller works cists the best thing that
Speaker 3: has changed my life.
Speaker 2: This quarantine is ten dollars on Amazon. Spend your coin
Speaker 2: on the chemical treatment. Ah A works for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I think the problem is is that, uh,
Speaker 3: the issue with the derma is like you gotta do
Speaker 3: it really, really like clean because you're putting holes in
Speaker 3: your face, and then you got to make sure the
Speaker 3: instrument is clean, and you got to make sure you're
Speaker 3: cleaning your flate face because I've seen a lot of
Speaker 3: pictures of people who've done it and got really infected.
Speaker 2: Ew. You canet infect it all right, that's nasty. Okay, okay, wait,
Speaker 2: I have another one. Oh. This is Ray Raynaldough. I
Speaker 2: remember him. I remember him.
Speaker 3: Hey, ladies and Andrew, my name is Ronaldo. I've been
Speaker 3: listening to the pod since day one with PD and
Speaker 3: seeing the Ladies live at Karma before that. Anyway, longtime listener,
Speaker 3: first time caller, you get the gist. I was just
Speaker 3: reaching out, uh to you all, because I was listening
Speaker 3: to a recent episode with d Nasty and Marie mentioned
Speaker 3: needing a carpenter.
Speaker 2: Well, that's exactly what I do.
Speaker 3: All custom pieces made out of real wood and always
Speaker 3: an aspect of art added in as well.
Speaker 2: Beds, tables, desk dressers, et cetera. Check out my page.
Speaker 3: I can pretty much make anything out of wood and
Speaker 3: would love to create a real work of art for
Speaker 3: Marie or any of you who are looking. Okay, thank
Speaker 3: you for your time, keep doing what you do on
Speaker 3: the pod, Sydney and Cook and Marie's Instagram videos which
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 2: Okay in parentheses, wow, okay, cool, Okay, Well, I forgot
Speaker 2: what I said I needed built. But uh, I'm also
Speaker 2: trying not to spend any more money on my house.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get some wall hooks and a shoe and
Speaker 2: then that's it. I'm not spending no more money. Oh
Speaker 2: and some frames and maybe like three more plants, but
Speaker 2: that's it. I'm not spending no more money after that.
Speaker 2: But thank you so much, Ray, I do remember you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna check the page. Matter of fact, Sidney, go
Speaker 2: ahead and repost your favorite piece from Ray on the
Speaker 2: in the stories for the Official Expert Podcast page says
Speaker 2: he he truly loves you.
Speaker 3: So I really feel like that's that's probably one of
Speaker 3: your guests.
Speaker 2: Probably sounds like a deflection right there, and the hoosers.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna follow back, and then I am going to repost.
Speaker 2: Thank gorgeous. I love this for us. Okay, Well, my
Speaker 2: laptop is about to die, and I do need to
Speaker 2: watch the season finale of Lovecraft, so I'm gonna do that. No,
Speaker 2: I haven't done that. Please don't ruin it for me.
Speaker 2: I know you love a spoiler. And it was good
Speaker 2: to see you guys today. I mean, Sydney is fully
Speaker 2: in the dark now. I turned my lights off to
Speaker 2: hold on to me. No, let me turn my light
Speaker 2: off too, and off. Please turn your lights off as well. Back, Yes,
Speaker 2: Black Blair, Witch Andrew. You wanted a Halloween episode, Now
Speaker 2: it's a Halloween.
Speaker 1: This is a fully visual medium.
Speaker 2: This podcast, I think it's following me nine inches.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna write a new movie. It's gonna be called
Speaker 3: Bad Dick, also a horror. It's about a dick that
Speaker 3: comes out of nowhere and brings nothing to the table
Speaker 3: except chaos. It's a dick that doesn't make you come
Speaker 3: Bad Dick. Okay, Well, guys, always a pledge.
Speaker 2: We're gonna record again later in the week so we
Speaker 2: don't have to worry about recording next week for election
Speaker 2: day or whatever. And I'm excited to see your faces again. Yeah, okay, cool?
Speaker 2: Rate comment, subscribe, leave leave comments under the most recent
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Speaker 3: Yes please and send send us Arta.
Speaker 1: Hope there will be a link by the time this
Speaker 1: episode comes out.
Speaker 2: I don't know, and we got a way for Sydney
Speaker 2: to give me the password to the link tree girl. Bye, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, well bye friends, Love you forever. This has
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