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Speaker 1: Forever, I.

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Speaker 2: Hie. Let's talk about how we're recording right now at nighttime.

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Speaker 2: This is the quiet storm after dark.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody knows that we record, you know what day,

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Speaker 3: what time? Nobody has any idea, And I love that

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Speaker 3: we're disclosing that now.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is the this is the nighttime. The sun

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Speaker 2: is well, I guess the sun is up where you're at,

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Speaker 2: but it's it's nighttime here. I had done, had dinner,

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Speaker 2: I had dessert. Oh how was dinner? Dinner was cute,

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Speaker 2: it was cut I made some basmati rice. How is

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Speaker 2: that how you say that basmati? I did that and

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Speaker 2: then I made some Uh, the dog pooped. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: this is crazy. I'm sorry. I gotta get out of

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Speaker 2: the poop room. Oh see, this is why you can't

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Speaker 2: rescue dogs. They poop when you save them. But no,

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Speaker 2: it's not a rescue dogs. It's there was a breeder involved.

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Speaker 2: So well that's the dog has an attitude. That's why

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Speaker 2: you can't get breeders. You gotta get a rescue is

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Speaker 2: what I'm trying to say. Friend. I love how you

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Speaker 2: switch that up. That's what it is there. Okay, sorry, Sydney.

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Speaker 2: This is mikes, did you leave the room and then

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Speaker 2: come back to the room. Well, I still want to

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Speaker 2: lay on the bed, you know, So, I mean, isn't

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Speaker 2: there isn't it a two bedroom? Says, it's a whole

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Speaker 2: nother other bed that you've been laying on. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: didn't step on it.

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Speaker 4: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: Somebody made it a guest appearance on the pod. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: the impatus. Somebody's making a guest appearance on the pod.

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Speaker 3: Else, Oh my god, celebrity sighting.

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Speaker 2: Wow, she's mad? Never mind? Uh okay? So uh yeah?

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Speaker 2: So how is your rice? Delicious? Rice is good? I

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Speaker 2: don't know why people say that rice is hard to make.

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Speaker 2: It's very easy for me. An expert at making rice

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Speaker 2: is what I am.

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Speaker 3: You are really, you really are good at making rice,

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Speaker 3: because I went to your house and you did it

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Speaker 2: I just I feel like I watched my mother make

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Speaker 2: rice every week for my entire life. I just I

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Speaker 2: don't know what the hell a rice cooker is or

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Speaker 2: what that how that works. People are like rice cookers

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Speaker 2: are easy. It's easier for me to just put it

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if you guys are giving out

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Speaker 3: gifts these holidays that are coming up, you know, even

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Speaker 2: So is Christmas.

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Speaker 3: But I would love for a Kwansa gift. If somebody

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Speaker 3: would like to give me a rice Kwanzi gift, that

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Speaker 3: would be got. That would be a city. How many

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Speaker 3: days of Kwansa?

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Speaker 2: Are there? Eight? Eight days of Kwansa? Can you name them? No,

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Speaker 2: I can't confirm or deny if there are eight days? Andrew,

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Speaker 2: can you tell us how many days of Quanta there are?

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Speaker 1: Kwanza this year starts on set. I did not need

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Speaker 2: Yet and yet you're reading Yeah. I was like, okay,

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Speaker 2: Andrew just knows.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just know Kwanza.

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Speaker 2: I mean people definitely celebrate.

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Speaker 1: Do you know anybody that actually celebrates Kwansa?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Actually people really? Okay, I've yet to meet a single person.

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Speaker 1: It starts on the twenty sixth of December and then

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Speaker 2: Or seven days?

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Speaker 1: That's like five or six, right, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: The city was in the ballpark. I would love a

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Speaker 2: rice cooker all for a Kwanza gift. Okay, Well, I

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Speaker 2: don't know yet what I would like for a Kuanza gift,

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Speaker 2: the episode, I'll be able to tell you guys what

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Speaker 2: I want as a Quanta gift. Great, okay, Andrew, what

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Speaker 1: I would love an Amazon gift card so I don't

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Speaker 1: Much you're willing to spend. Really, there is no price

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Speaker 2: I feel like fifty dollars is a good gift card

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Speaker 3: I think fifty is a good amount. I think one

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Speaker 3: hundred dollars is like you've bet we've been friends for

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Speaker 3: about people being in love.

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Speaker 2: Marie, you received a beautiful.

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Speaker 3: I'm a fan that said they loved the unofficial expert,

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Speaker 3: but it seems like they only love Marie Fauston because

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Speaker 2: You know what's really funny? Maybe maybe this young artist,

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Speaker 2: her name is Tasiana Grays. Shout out to you. Sis.

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Speaker 2: Maybe this young artist only knows how to draw a

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Speaker 3: You know, you did say that you did, you did

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Speaker 2: Expert, but she only took a bit drew a picture

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Speaker 2: neither here nor there. People have done artwork of you before,

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Speaker 2: and I'm not in my feelings about that at all.

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Speaker 2: So I feel like, sometimes you just gotta let people

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Speaker 2: to shut your lips. Have about dead No no, no,

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Speaker 2: no no no, I disagree. People have drawn you before.

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Speaker 2: It's on your Instagram. I feel like you're you're avvy

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Speaker 1: Literally is it's.

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Speaker 2: Literally it's another comedian who drew that. Just well, I

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Speaker 2: I know if she knows you, she knows me. So

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Speaker 2: let's get down the brass Tacks Beach. But yeah it

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Speaker 2: But that was really cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would like that for Kwansa as well. I

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Speaker 2: You know what I would like for Kwanza some skims.

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Speaker 2: I want somebody to send me some skims lounge wear

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Speaker 3: So she shouldn't be supporting her business. So there's definitely

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Speaker 3: a black owned business that has, you know, skims equivalent

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Speaker 2: I'll figure out how to take those off.

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Speaker 3: I am not supporting anything that Marie Fouston said on

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Speaker 2: I'm not telling people.

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Speaker 3: To steal steal stetistically skims, not telling them to steal that.

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Speaker 2: I'm specifically asking you to steal skims. Anything you can

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Speaker 2: steal from a white or beige or alabaster Anglo Sax

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Speaker 2: business would be lovely. And then please support black businesses

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I would like you to genuinely go on

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Speaker 3: Google search for something that is Skims equivalent.

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Speaker 2: That's a black owned business.

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Speaker 3: You can also send that that That's how you put

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Speaker 2: That's just wow. Wow Wizards.

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Speaker 3: But your girl, but your girl, your fan are Marie

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Speaker 3: her out for Quanta, get her what she wants.

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Speaker 2: Listen, you know what I'm gonna do tomorrow. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go get a po box. I'm gonna go get a

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Speaker 2: send me stuff because giving you guys my address is weird.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we used to give the address to

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Speaker 1: So the studio is officially shut down.

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Speaker 2: Doves, you gotta stop. What happened? Y'all doing bad? What's up?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing bad? Yeah, it's fucking twenty.

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Speaker 2: Let me find out, y'all. Y'all unemployed.

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Speaker 1: The dog is also hit by the coronavirus.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's crazy. I didn't know y'all was poor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean like we're not. We're recording on

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Speaker 2: Why would we y'all don't have to pay rent? So

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I guess we're doing well. Podcasts are

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Speaker 2: They're having a long ten months more.

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Speaker 2: biggest bug I've ever seen in my life. Stop it.

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Speaker 2: Oh that bug must be from Kenya. Okay, Well, another

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Speaker 3: Yo the bugators the exterminator.

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Speaker 2: It was the size, the length of my What the

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Speaker 3: It was the legs were long. It was like a

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Speaker 2: Maybe like a praying man it was. It was. It

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Speaker 2: was not praying sis, I was praying. The buck was.

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Speaker 3: It was like a big ass beetle water bug thing

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Speaker 2: It was a tall water bugs. It was the da

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Speaker 2: Kembo mutumbo of water. I said, not in my house,

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Speaker 2: and I sprayed it and then I tried to kick it,

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Speaker 3: A picture, okay, if you didn't take a picture, it

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Speaker 3: didn't happen like this wold time for content and here

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Speaker 3: you go, this sitting out of this world wildlife. Uh,

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Speaker 3: it's a it's a Connecticut a Greenwich Connecticut water bug. Aka.

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Speaker 3: This this roach was a dupe. It was two stories tall.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I got it. I have to move.

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Speaker 3: This is the roach's house.

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Speaker 2: Now was it? Okay?

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Speaker 3: So it looked like a water It was like it

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Speaker 2: Sis, Why were you not screaming your fuck eye rags?

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Speaker 2: I was screaming my brain.

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Speaker 3: I would have banged on my neighbor's door and be like, sir,

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Speaker 2: That's so funny that you're calling my house nasty.

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Speaker 3: There's somebody right now listening to this. Their fucking edges

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Speaker 2: We're trying to erase evidence. Matter of fact, I might

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Speaker 3: Guys, now that it's getting colder, what little critters are

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Speaker 2: They're coming in with their suitcase. Is like, I'll be

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Speaker 3: I feel like they as the only critters that are

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Speaker 3: They're like, yo, I want I want to have turkey

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Speaker 2: I think this is no. You didn't wait to the

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's because I was prime time. I didn't

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Speaker 2: So okay, I say, now it's now you should be

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Speaker 3: Time to try to find somebody before depression season truly

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Speaker 3: What you're talking about, We've all been going through it.

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Speaker 2: Months upon months of sadness. So this is true. I'm

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Speaker 2: not gonnague with you about that. Everybody everybody is sad

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Speaker 2: at the end of the tunne, friend, And maybe the

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Speaker 3: Okay, Oh and that's great the fact that you just said,

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Speaker 2: You know, you were bringing in and out.

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Speaker 3: We got these people that you're like, oh, I want

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Speaker 2: Okay, but sometimes you FaceTime your friend and your friend

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Speaker 2: is in the bathroom douchhe in, they booty, which is enter.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes your friend is nasty. Sis. It takes a village

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Speaker 3: Okay, so it doesn't it Sometimes it's one chat's it

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Speaker 2: I want you to take that back. I'm not taking

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Speaker 2: that back. Did you take it back? Oh? I had

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Speaker 2: I couldn't put it back. You do you throw it away?

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Speaker 3: Also, wait, another another thing for the for the listeners.

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Speaker 3: Don't take on someone else's, you know, issues, because we

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Speaker 3: I only got enough rope for myself.

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Speaker 2: So well, you can't pour from an empty cup? How

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Could you gotta you know, unless unless your cup

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Speaker 3: I but I think that some of the tests are right,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in LA and I went to Dodgers Stadium

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Speaker 3: It was only in my mouth and I was using

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Speaker 2: And then I dropped in. I know you like that

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Speaker 2: No, because I was. It was I went in like

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Speaker 2: for a job, so they I went into the office

438
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,400
Speaker 2: to take it right, and it was just the employees

439
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,920
Speaker 2: down there waiting to take their test too. I said, yeah,

440
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 2: I work here, so that's beautiful. Mm hmmm. It was nice,

441
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 2: And I mean it would have been nicer if they

442
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 2: provided some type of cookie or juice after the test,

443
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 2: but I guess that's only for when you donate blood

444
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:51,919
Speaker 2: or whatever.

445
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, or a really thorough papsmerror.

446
00:22:55,840 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 2: Have you ever donated blood? Friend? Uh? Not voluntarily.

447
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 3: I've lost I've lost some blood, but not because I

448
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 3: was trying to give it to somebody.

449
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 2: So that's weird, have you. No, I've never donated blood.

450
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 2: I feel like I needed to be in my body.

451
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm already pretty anemic, and I feel like I

452
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 3: have all these issues that I don't know what they are,

453
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 3: and I just don't want to pass that on.

454
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 2: To anybody else. Nobody needs that. Nobody else needs that drama. Andrew,

455
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 2: you seem like somebody who might donate some blood. You

456
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 2: ever know, He's not allowed. He's a gay man.

457
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 1: I'm a man.

458
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 2: Gay men aren't allowed to donate blood. No, man, it

459
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 2: is the most homophobic thing.

460
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 1: Oh I'm I'm not. I'm not vocally like like angry

461
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: about it because I hate getting blood to begin with.

462
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 2: But so, but like when you were in high school,

463
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 2: were you out?

464
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: I was out my senior year.

465
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 2: I worked blood drives inhigh school, and people were don't donating.

466
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 1: The weird the weirdest thing in my high school. They

467
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: only made you like. They made it like almost required

468
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: of the honor students to give blood, like to be

469
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: part of the National Honor Society. You also gave blood.

470
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 3: I don't know what, So I gotta be smarter than everybody,

471
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 3: and I got to donate my blood exactly.

472
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your reward.

473
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 2: They said, we don't want none of that detention blood.

474
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 2: Give us some of that honorall nerd blood.

475
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, we want We don't want blood from people who

476
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 3: are showing up late and not doing their assignments. We

477
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 3: want them extra credit niggas. Come on through, extra credit niggas.

478
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 2: They said, I'm sorry you your GPA is what a

479
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 2: two point five? If you don't get you a dumbest.

480
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 2: We don't take bloods from We don't take blood from

481
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 2: people who get D minuses. No, thank you, they said,

482
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 2: you in the Bokses program. Nah, we don't want that.

483
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 2: That that that deribe all. I was in the National

484
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 2: Honor Society, but I also have never donated blood in

485
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 2: my entire life. Okay, so I didn't. I feel like

486
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 2: maybe I had heard a whisper of that, but I

487
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 2: didn't know that. Gay people like, what if you don't

488
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,199
Speaker 2: present as gay? What if you just show up and

489
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 2: you seem strained?

490
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, Like it's like you need to fill

491
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 1: out a form and it says like have you had

492
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: sex with another man since like the year, Like nineteen

493
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: ninety or something.

494
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 2: So oh wow, okay, that's automatic. We need to get

495
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian on this case cuz she solves it all

496
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 2: that feels wrong.

497
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 3: I mean people have been We've talked about it for

498
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,719
Speaker 3: many many years. They that is the one thing that

499
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 3: they not go on.

500
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 2: Let up on. They're like, you all have AIDS.

501
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 3: I don't care if it says it's negative. You have AIDS.

502
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 3: We don't want your blood. That's so crazy.

503
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 2: Your blood has the potential to have AIDS.

504
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:54,479
Speaker 3: No, thank you, that is pretty rial. Yeah, but you know,

505
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 3: it's just like sperm banks. It's like you can only

506
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 3: be five to nine or wait, what you can It's

507
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 3: not just like sperm banks.

508
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 2: But in order to wait, you can only donate sperm

509
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 2: if you are five nine. En up, that's yeah, that

510
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 2: is that true. I feel like I feel like short

511
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 2: men have so much sperm to give.

512
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 3: See new their sperm shoots as much as their heights.

513
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 2: So listen, if you're under five to nine, you put

514
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 2: on some time cruise wedges and you go donate that, jeez,

515
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 2: because you deserve to be a father to somebody that

516
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 2: you'll never meet. How about that? No, I just to

517
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 2: give them.

518
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,719
Speaker 1: What are you doing this for?

519
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:43,640
Speaker 2: How? Who did this help? Marie? Short? Short people who

520
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 2: wanted and cups short people? Who are you?

521
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna who are you showing up?

522
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 2: Strong? Got new for that? Cis?

523
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 3: That's that's not helping any of your good.

524
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: Sister and and Sydney are talking about like showing up

525
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: for gay men. You're talking about showing up for men

526
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: underneath the five nine. Yeah, it's weird, not the same.

527
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 2: Well, there are gay men under five nine.

528
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't care about them.

529
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 3: But wait, you can't wait sperm if you're a gay

530
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 3: man though, right, Yeah, yeah.

531
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: I don't see any reason why you shouldn't. I don't know.

532
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: Don't fact check me on that, I believe.

533
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Andrew, what are you talking? Andrew? You

534
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: knew so much about Kwanza you don't know nothing about?

535
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I naturally knew so much about kwanse.

536
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,479
Speaker 2: Yes, Sidney, what are some of the other requirements for

537
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 2: donating sperm? Because I feel like you.

538
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 1: In it now, the unofficial sperm expert.

539
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 3: Enough, I know that I know that you have to

540
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 3: be you know, five nine and above.

541
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 2: Interesting and yet all men do not have tall babies. No,

542
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 2: some babies still won't be sure.

543
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,959
Speaker 3: I think they're saying that men under five nine are

544
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 3: kind of like stunted, like they're like like a defect baby.

545
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 2: I think that's what kidding.

546
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 3: Yea under five nine is a handicap, and I'm joking.

547
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 2: Shorter than five nine is the new cliff List.

548
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: So I'm so sorry, but Sidney, what are you doing

549
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: in your pants right now?

550
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 2: Smelling?

551
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 3: Yeah?

552
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 2: No, it was not like put it in your pants

553
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:48,959
Speaker 2: smell not. I forgot that you guys could see Yo, Sydney.

554
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 2: After all this time, you forgot how zoom work. God.

555
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 3: Wow, the comedy just keeps coming and coming and coming. No, okay,

556
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 3: is that what you do over there with your hands

557
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 3: and your pants is coming and coming and coming.

558
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 2: I'm actually very tired of Come. I'm up. I don't

559
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: want anymore. I'm all set.

560
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 3: Okay, So, speaking of come, what's the update on the neighbors. Yes,

561
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 3: I'm just you know, just being really quiet and respectful.

562
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 3: I mean, I put the note on Twitter, and you know,

563
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 3: it was fifty to fifty, but most of the people

564
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 3: were like, these people are nice neighbors and you're just

565
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 3: you're just being an asshole.

566
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 2: And blah blah blah blah blah. Oh and or people

567
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 2: are in your DM saying that No, they were writing

568
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 2: it under the comments.

569
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 3: Because I made a joke and I posted it and

570
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 3: I was like, this is racist and homophobic someone telling

571
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 3: us to be quiet. But that's that's the joke. But

572
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 3: obviously people don't get that, and they're just like at

573
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 3: a time, like that's you can't be joking and calling

574
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 3: people racists and homophubs.

575
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, shut, you are the problem, not me being wowed.

576
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 2: You're the problem. They said, you the problems is. They

577
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 2: said it's you, not damn.

578
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 3: But I will say I'm gonna go on record again

579
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 3: if two black lesbian women are being allowed, let them okay,

580
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 3: just let them, just let it, just let it rock.

581
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'll call the cops on some chance.

582
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: If I'm in my house, if I'm in my house

583
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 2: trying to touch myself, I'm trying to have hot nightcap,

584
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 2: I'm trying to watch my my love Craft season finale,

585
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 2: and it's two lesbians upstairs being loud. I'd been like, yeah,

586
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,719
Speaker 2: it's two niggas being loud. I think I think they

587
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 2: got dual rags on and there's put something up there.

588
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 2: I need you to consent a unit to please.

589
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 3: I can't believe you would make that kind of joke

590
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 3: considering how terrible the police are.

591
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 2: But do you booz do?

592
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 3: But you boo yes, yes, yes, but I mean I

593
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 3: don't live with the police.

594
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 2: I'm living with two loud lesbians. Hey, can you send

595
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: the car police?

596
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 3: That's uh, that's so weird considering you know, black women

597
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 3: are disappearing left and right.

598
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 2: You bring back our girls knowing that black women are disappearing.

599
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 3: You're keeping your volume all the way up so we

600
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 3: know that you're still here.

601
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes.

602
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: During the day too. That was the that was the part.

603
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. It was that we got the

604
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 2: note because of the nighttime.

605
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: So it was of the nighttime. Okay, not justifying.

606
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 2: It, but thank you, just just throwing honestly, Sydney. I

607
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: think you know, I'm not going to say no names

608
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 2: or put no fingers, but I think maybe some people

609
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 2: are jealous that you're having sex regularly in the middle

610
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: of the day. Yes, but I mean, sis live your truth.

611
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 2: You just put the pillow on your face.

612
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 3: That's all all I'm going to say is if you

613
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 3: are taking a nine inch fat cock.

614
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 2: You would be screaming too. Oh did you say the

615
00:31:55,560 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: word cock? You said the word, Oh my god, nine inch.

616
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 2: Let me let us show us, show us.

617
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 4: The penis absolutely not show up already have already, you know,

618
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 4: the person already said let's let's tone it down.

619
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: What does the person know that you just said the

620
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 2: word on the podcast? That was a joke. I'm a comedian. Jeez.

621
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 2: We'll just just turn your laptop a little bit so

622
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: we can see it, because I know it's right on

623
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: the night stand.

624
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: That's why you're putting your hands in your pants.

625
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 2: And oh you know, here's another thing that I want

626
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 2: for Kwanza Christmas this year. I want a pair of

627
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 2: remote control vibrating panties. That's fun. That's what I want.

628
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 2: I don't have anybody at the moment to press the

629
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 2: button for me, but damn says, wow, you.

630
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: Do What have they made of? How? What does that?

631
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: How does it work?

632
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 2: So there's I don't know what the sign behind it is,

633
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 2: what the magic is? The wonder of Disney in the panties,

634
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 2: But there's something you put the panties on and there's

635
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 2: something in it that like vibrates and then your lover

636
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 2: or your dad, I don't know, whoever has the remote,

637
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 2: and while you're like walking up the sidewalk, they hate

638
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 2: it and it's like this and you're like, yeah, I

639
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 2: would hate for you to rely on me to hit

640
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 2: the buzzer because either you would be waiting all night

641
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 2: for me.

642
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 3: To hit the buzzer because I forget, or I'll be

643
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 3: having too much fun.

644
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 2: But I mean, if if I was responsible, it would

645
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 2: be like at the bottom of my person I'd have

646
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 2: to throw my purse down and then I might leave

647
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 2: it out and I might leave it in an uber,

648
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. But I think that's a

649
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 2: fun gift to get a loved one this year for Kwanza.

650
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 2: So every kiss begins with Kwanza. Yeah. So yeah, I

651
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 2: got your friend. I'll take care of you.

652
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 3: I'm also we've had this conversation before, but I was like,

653
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 3: you know, every secret, Sanna, I get Marie every secrets

654
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 3: and what does who does Marie get some other friend?

655
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 2: And so I'm I'm calling you.

656
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 3: I give good Christmas gifts. Yeah, and I'm calling you out, bitch.

657
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 3: I think we need to have a secret Santa with

658
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 3: just us oh, because you want me to get you

659
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 3: a Christmas Yeah, Kwanta gaft, bitch, I want a quantaa Christmas?

660
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,439
Speaker 3: What else is on the Kwanza list that I want?

661
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 2: I don't know how you want to quana and a

662
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 2: Christmas gift? I'm not getting two gifts? Sis, the nerve,

663
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 2: you pick one, friend, the nerve.

664
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 3: I was complaining to Marie about that, how she doesn't

665
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 3: give me gifts, and then she started scanning the room

666
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 3: of the.

667
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 2: Gifts that I've gotten her. She's like, look at that

668
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:51,439
Speaker 2: gift you got me over there, so you bed light

669
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: right there? You got me? You got me things? Sidney,

670
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 2: what else would you like to get? Okay? So, Secret Sannah?

671
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 2: What's the limit? How much money are we spending for

672
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 2: Secret cent of this year? Let's talk about that? Hm? Hm, Andrew,

673
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 2: what's your fifty dollars? Fifty dollars?

674
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: What the limit? I feel like it should be. I

675
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: don't know, make a big go on hundred.

676
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 2: Oh big dollar big. I like like, Andrew.

677
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, what if we did what if we did

678
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 3: the three of us the secret Sanna?

679
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 2: Nah, bitch, you got but you got me, you know

680
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 2: what I mean? I got ery No, no, we're not

681
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 2: doing that.

682
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: Well, we just get each other the vibrating panties and

683
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 1: then do it during the recording.

684
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 2: Oh wear or we'll.

685
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 3: Both wear our vibrating panties at the same time and

686
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 3: each of each other's remote How about like.

687
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 1: A little battle.

688
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that that would be fun for everybody involved.

689
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 2: Okay, let me see how much vibrating panties costs remote

690
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 2: control remote panties panties Amazon long distance? Okay, remote panties

691
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:09,280
Speaker 2: long distance. Oh okay, they're like seventeen dollars or thirty

692
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 2: nine dollars Nasis.

693
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 3: You gotta really go all out. You don't want to

694
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 3: be going fast like fabric ass panties.

695
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 1: And then it's gonna shock me. Yeah, it's gonna a minute.

696
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 3: They have to be fabric panties. What kind of panties

697
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 3: you think I'm having? Some men, but like cheane fabric.

698
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 3: The fabric is cheap, like it might catch on fire.

699
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 2: Sis, Sidney Savage fanty don't have vibrating panties, So rihanna

700
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 2: get it together, bitch, get some vibrating panties on there.

701
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,919
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Well, I mean the reviews on

702
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 2: Adam and Eve dot com not that good. Let me

703
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 2: go on long distance fun with bluetooth. We can get

704
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 2: them with bluetooth. Oh, now that so you can like

705
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 2: play music out of it like a to do.

706
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: People in your building can connect.

707
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 2: Yeah you could. Yeah, you could air drop stuff to

708
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 2: the pantings. All right, I'm gonna do some real research

709
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 2: on it later.

710
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 3: But well that's what you want. You want some vibrating

711
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 3: panties for real, because I better have because I want

712
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 3: to get the remote on the weekends.

713
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to. I don't. I feel like

714
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 2: a lover, a loved one. Somebody are sure banging has

715
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 2: to get those for you, or you got to get

716
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 2: them for them. That's like a sex gift.

717
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 3: What are serious that gets you yet to do?

718
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 2: It's like we talk all this, Okay, here's here's here's

719
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 2: the we're gonna get them for each other, and then

720
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 2: we're gonna go to Applebee's for half priced appetized.

721
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 3: From you wait, vibrating panties at Applebee's.

722
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 2: That's the title, Thank you, vibrating panties and Applebee's. Or

723
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 2: or we have to get the vibrating panties and then

724
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 2: we have to wear them for sid can cook yo,

725
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 2: but that should be for OnlyFans only. That should be

726
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 2: on all that would be everyone shot it out. I

727
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 2: think that would be a great episode for Sid can cook. Yeah,

728
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 2: I'm taking a I'm taking a hiatus. I'm gonna do.

729
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm not gonna call it Thanksgiving because I

730
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 3: want Thanksgiving to be canceled this year.

731
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 2: I mean, we've had enough.

732
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 3: We realized that Sopher Columbus was trash and we destroyed

733
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 3: the Native Americans, So like, why do we keep celebrating this.

734
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 3: Your grandmother cannot cook. I'm tired of seeing all this

735
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 3: stupid food on this day. And I'm supposed to like

736
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 3: that and be like, yeah, your mother can throw down.

737
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 2: She can't. She can't.

738
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 3: I don't care what part of the South she's from.

739
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 3: The turkey look dry. No, you said you don't care

740
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 3: what part of the South she's from. She's probably not

741
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 3: from the South that the chicken is dry. She's probably

742
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 3: from some one of the states that ain't got no lakes.

743
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 3: I also, I feel like I take.

744
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 2: For granted the fact that my mother is a good cook,

745
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 2: because a lot of people's moms can't cook. No, And

746
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 2: that had never occurred to me. I think I thought

747
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: it was a requirement that in order to have children

748
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 2: you had to be able to cook.

749
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 3: Nor the requirement is just you have a uterus. That's

750
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 3: the requirement to have kids.

751
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 2: That's all. You need, a uterus that works. If you

752
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 2: can't cook, you should lose your reproductive system.

753
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 3: No, that's not fair Marie that I'm going to rebuke

754
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 3: you on that, bitch, because that would mean me and

755
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 3: we're not doing that.

756
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 2: Ohsis, Sid can cook, You're gonna do it.

757
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 3: With the baby when I have one, probably, sure, you know.

758
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 2: Andw Andrew can your mom cook?

759
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: No? I felt personally attacked by that exactly.

760
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 2: So what would you guys eat? What would you guys

761
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 2: eat after school for dinner?

762
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 1: It would just be a lot of like macari and

763
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: cheese out of the box, you know.

764
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, a lot of y'all, a lot of y'all

765
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 3: are eating a Boston Market on Thanksgiving and it shows,

766
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 3: it shows, and so I just like, just cancel it.

767
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 3: Just we're done, no more.

768
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 2: No, I am shocked. Moment of silence for all the

769
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 2: people whose momas can't cook. Mama, you know, love you,

770
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 2: you know that love mom. So a lot of a

771
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 2: lot of Hamburger helper listeners on the on the pod tonight.

772
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I mean, if you guys want

773
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 3: to write in the comments what your mom is like

774
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 3: best at in terms of cooking, I would love cidny.

775
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 2: Let's talk about the comments. You haven't posted on the

776
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 2: unofficial expert page and literally since nineteen ninety one, since

777
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,479
Speaker 2: before games. That's a lie. You are done. The last

778
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 2: person who posted on that page is me, and that

779
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 2: was I mean, you asked me to do that, and

780
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I guess, and then you just

781
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 2: never went back.

782
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: Wait, I have a I have a comment about this.

783
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: I didn't think this would finally come up. But in

784
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,959
Speaker 1: the last post that you made, you said the link

785
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: in the bio would be coming soon. And why did

786
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: you just add it to what is even mean?

787
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 2: Andrew? I can't believe you are close to because.

788
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 1: It's like you took the time out obviously to create

789
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: this post, but you didn't have the time to.

790
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 2: Do but because because on our in our comment, I mean,

791
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 2: the link is like link tree and we gotta added

792
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 2: to the link tree and then a bit bitch it's

793
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 2: coming soon anyway, It's still we still have time it's

794
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 2: still coming soon. Relative Yeah, it's so good.

795
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:51,760
Speaker 3: Andrew, you are fucking patty. You are petty Patty misterson Park, Andrew,

796
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 3: you are mayonnaise. That's what you want, Petty Mick Feerson,

797
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 3: You're so confused.

798
00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,959
Speaker 1: I saw that and I was like, it's not coming

799
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: anytime soon.

800
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 3: You are Giselle knows. Andrew, you sent us flyers for

801
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 3: last week.

802
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 2: And what did I do? I posted in my Stories?

803
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 2: I did.

804
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sidney, that's not where you were supposed to post it.

805
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 3: You're supposed to post it on the unofficial expert page.

806
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 3: Don't act like you deserve a cookie. You didn't do

807
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 3: what you were supposed to do. You an't even posted

808
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 3: on the unofficial Expert stories. This is what I'm talking about.

809
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 2: She's like, Andrew, you said us flyers for the page,

810
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 2: and I put it on my story. Girl by Marie

811
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 2: didn't even promote the podcast.

812
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: Okay, Marie, I don't know. Maybe I'm just I am

813
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: being really shady tonight. But Marie, you were the one

814
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 1: that asked for the promotional pictures and then Sidney was

815
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: the one that posted them. So why did you?

816
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 3: Because Andrew the last person who posted on the page again,

817
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 3: I repeat, is me? So the next post was supposed

818
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 3: to be Sydney inside, and Sydney is locked into.

819
00:42:55,920 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 2: The Unofficial Expert on her phone. I'm not locked in

820
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 2: because I log out of both of them and I

821
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 2: rarely in it. Guys.

822
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 3: I just want to let you know that we were

823
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 3: very diligent about the Unofficial Expert at one point in

824
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,439
Speaker 3: the career, and.

825
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,720
Speaker 2: You know, we got busy. We're a little busy.

826
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 3: And for Kwansa, I would just love I would love

827
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 3: that that old energy back.

828
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 2: Is.

829
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: I just want the link to be on the bio.

830
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,280
Speaker 1: That's all I want.

831
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 2: Link in the bio.

832
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 3: Is that Quanta the link in the bios.

833
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put the link in the bio.

834
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: People have been waiting a while.

835
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 2: I'm were crying. You know, it's really hard to maintain

836
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 2: two pages during the pandem, you know, Like I feel

837
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 2: like even the stuff that I'm putting on my page

838
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 2: is like completely different than what I thought my Instagram

839
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 2: was going to be. Now I'm like holistic and I'm

840
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm black goop. So that's what I do know,

841
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 2: but I don't know. I guess all I want for

842
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 2: Kwansa is you know, an unpaid intern for Kwansa this

843
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 2: year is somebody to just do it for us, but

844
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 2: also let us do it. It's so hard. I mean,

845
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 2: let's just have a moment of silence for their productivity

846
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 2: that I was supposed to have. Maybe last week.

847
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 3: I feel like the days were shorter and I didn't

848
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 3: have enough time to do that I was supposed to do.

849
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 3: And then the week was over and everything that I

850
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 3: was supposed to do on a Friday just couldn't. It

851
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 3: just didn't make it in the schedule. I was like,

852
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 3: I'll start over next week.

853
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,919
Speaker 2: You know, No, I don't know what you're talking about,

854
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 2: not at all. Nobody knows what you're talking about. Also,

855
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 2: why did it get so dark over there? Since there's

856
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 2: no lights on over here?

857
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 3: We're just this is, you know, just dealing with daylight,

858
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 3: the daylight that's out there, but it's the.

859
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 2: Sun is going down, so the sun is still a

860
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 2: But Andrew, doesn't it look mad dark in here? Now?

861
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 2: It looks lighter now I can touch myself. You can't

862
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 2: see it.

863
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 3: Prostitution. I'm disgusting, and you love it. What would you

864
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 3: do without me?

865
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 2: I would probably have a functioning social media page. Without you,

866
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,280
Speaker 2: wow with the link in the bio.

867
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 3: I'm the one who started the link tree for unofficial expert,

868
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 3: So then technically you're the one who's supposed to put

869
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 3: the link in the bio because I don't even know

870
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 3: what the third is.

871
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 2: I don't know what our link tree password is. So Andrew,

872
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 2: there you have it. The reason why the link is

873
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 2: not in the bio is because Sydney Elizabeth Washington there

874
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 2: the Live Tell. Okay, so, what's one thing that you

875
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 2: did this week for like a self care, feel good

876
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 2: thing that you did for yourself this week for Andrew? No, everybody,

877
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 2: I'm asking the room. Well, Andrew can go first.

878
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: Well I saw Bad Hair, which I really liked.

879
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 2: But wow, okay, Andrew, what did you like about Bad Hair?

880
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 1: I thought it was like campy. I thought it was fun.

881
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 1: It was like there were like parts that was like

882
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: genuinely like grossed out by which was it was good.

883
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 1: It was a good horror film. I mean it wasn't

884
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: like Jordan Peele level, but like it was fun. It

885
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 1: was good.

886
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 2: Okay, So how many out of out of ten? How

887
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 2: many what rating would you give it?

888
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: I would say I would say I'd give it a

889
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: a seven.

890
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 2: Point five seven. That's that's pretty high, Sydney. What what

891
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 2: did you not like about the movie?

892
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch my words, but I think that you

893
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 3: know the movie. I can have the appreciation for the

894
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 3: horror aspect, but I will say that black women's hair

895
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 3: is just not in at a point in society.

896
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 2: Where it can be u satirized.

897
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 3: I don't think that it can be used in such

898
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 3: a material yet where you can make it look like

899
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 3: the hair is bad. When for ages people were saying

900
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 3: that our natural hair is bad or weaves are bad.

901
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 3: Like it's just you know, the movie was written by

902
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 3: a black person.

903
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a white person. Didn't write bad hair.

904
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, but let's not let's not get it

905
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 3: fucked up that First of all, it was a black man.

906
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 2: So a bald black man. I'm looking at his Yeah,

907
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 2: so his edges right now.

908
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, just because you are black, that doesn't mean that

909
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 3: you can encompass all the black experiences and you can't

910
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 3: speak on behalf of black women.

911
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 2: Okay. I mean I feel like you're trying to get

912
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 2: real deep when it doesn't need to be that deep. Sis,

913
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 2: just say.

914
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 3: You didn't like the movie or say that you didn't

915
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 3: like the weaves, or say you didn't like who was.

916
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 2: Cast for no, no, no, no no no. For you to

917
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 2: be like, I don't.

918
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 3: Think black women's hair can be surprise, girl, what are

919
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 3: you talking about?

920
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 2: Did you see the movie People with Bad Hair before,

921
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 2: and we make fun of their hair, whether they're black, white, yellow, green.

922
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 2: You've seen the movie.

923
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 3: I have not seen the movie, Chris since So when

924
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 3: you watch the movie, you didn't get back to us.

925
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 2: You're saying no, but you're saying you don't think that

926
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: we should be making fun of black women's hair. That's

927
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 2: what you're saying. I don't have to see the movie

928
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 2: to hear what you're saying.

929
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's it wasn't about making fun of black

930
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 3: women's hair. It's the movie is actually what bad hair

931
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 3: like The hair is takes on this monster and kills people.

932
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 2: Oop spoiler alert Sorry guys. Damn See this is why

933
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 2: I can't do movie reviews.

934
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: The trailer.

935
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 2: That's true, it is in the trailer.

936
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 3: But I just don't think we're at the point where

937
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 3: we can say that.

938
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 1: But they weren't. They weren't saying that the natural hair was.

939
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 2: But it was. It was that when she was so Sydney,

940
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,760
Speaker 2: you feel personally attacked because your weave is badding. No, no, no, no, no.

941
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 3: The girl everybody at the office was giving her hard

942
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 3: time because her hair wasn't done, her natural hair wasn't

943
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 3: quote quote done.

944
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 2: Even though it was done, they kept.

945
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,280
Speaker 3: Saying, like it it doesn't fit in with the office,

946
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 3: it doesn't fit in with the look that we have

947
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 3: going on here. And then she gets a weave and

948
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 3: everybody's like, oh my god, this is a meaning.

949
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 2: But in reality, then the weaves.

950
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: Starts killing people. And by the end of.

951
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 2: It was regular.

952
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 3: It wasn't even like this outstanding, lavish, like beautiful lace front.

953
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 2: It was just it was just regular. It was a

954
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,720
Speaker 2: regular weave. And then the and then the weaves starts

955
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,919
Speaker 2: killing people. Yes, I think that's the point of the movie,

956
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 2: since you're saying that they're making fun of black women's

957
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 2: hair and seven, if anything, it's proven that natural hair

958
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,359
Speaker 2: is good hair and weave is bad hair.

959
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 3: That's what it sounds like. No, you got you just

960
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 3: gotta see it, Marie. Then when you see it, you'll

961
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 3: see what I'm talking about.

962
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 2: Like Sidney, I feel like I don't know if I

963
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 2: want to take movie advice from you, because you said

964
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 2: that you watched the whole season of Emily and and

965
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 2: I couldn't even make it through the first episode. So well, no, no, no,

966
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 2: I said that the movie was bad.

967
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 3: I just because I enjoyed it doesn't mean that it's

968
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 3: a good show. I personally just enjoyed. Like how tone

969
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 3: deaf the show was.

970
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 2: I love it, I didn't like it, and I actually

971
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 2: I don't. If you haven't seen it, please don't watch it.

972
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 2: I don't want it to get the clicks and the

973
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 2: views on Netflix because we don't need any more of that.

974
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 2: Like the movie, the show is like peak White Bridge too.

975
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely. It was speak French. Here's my beret.

976
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,439
Speaker 2: I'm in France, and it was like.

977
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 3: And then I'm gonna have an Eiffel Tower key chain,

978
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 3: and it's like, sis, that's like going to New York

979
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 3: and wearing I Love New York sweatshirt.

980
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,479
Speaker 2: But you know what's crazy is that is that's peak

981
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 2: American right there? Is it was hidden, it was on

982
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 2: the nose. It was on the nose too. Well, how

983
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 2: about that? Okay, So the guy who wrote Bad Hair

984
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 2: also wrote Dear White People, I don't know if that

985
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 2: ads or subtracts anything in your mind. Love Dear White People.

986
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 2: Loved it, loved that show. Did you? What was your thoughts?

987
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:38,399
Speaker 2: I I did not see the movie Dear White People

988
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 2: People the sion. No, it was a movie. First. It

989
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 2: was a movie, and he wrote the movie, and I

990
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 2: guess the series. He wrote the book, Okay, and that's

991
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 2: what everything is based on. But I watched the first

992
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 2: season of the of Dear White People on Netflix, and

993
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 2: then the second season, it just I don't know. The

994
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 2: main character. She kind of annoying. I think that's the

995
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 2: issue with me with stuff that I watch, is if

996
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 2: the lead is not likable, then I just I don't

997
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,320
Speaker 2: care if they win or they lose or what happens

998
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 2: to them. I just I'm not invested. I laugh when

999
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 2: they fail. And that's what I was doing when I

1000
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 2: watched Emily in Paris for the first ten minutes of

1001
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 2: the show. Yeah, but that's the thing.

1002
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 3: It's like, if you like someone, then you're liking that

1003
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 3: then you're following them just off the basis that you

1004
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,439
Speaker 3: like them, But in real life that's not what it

1005
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 3: is like. People that you don't like have a story too,

1006
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 3: and annoying people are usually the lead that, like the

1007
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 3: end of story Sarah Jessica Parker and Sex and the

1008
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:55,399
Speaker 3: City bad, just annoying, selfish.

1009
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 2: Yes, a bitch, that's that's something that we know now

1010
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 2: watching the series as a adults. When we were watching

1011
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 2: Sex in the City, I don't know, five years even ago,

1012
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 2: it was like, oh, okay, she got you a little

1013
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 2: wardrobe up where she worked that she can afford these manolos,

1014
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 2: and she lives alone and she ain't got no ros

1015
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 2: and she's asked me her friends for money. Well, well,

1016
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 2: well look who just reposted something on the Unofficial Expert

1017
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 2: Stories literally seven minutes ago. I gotta go linking bio.

1018
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 2: You know what it is is? You know, we've been

1019
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:43,319
Speaker 2: doing the podcast all this time. During the Panmic sure

1020
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 2: did alone, but by ourselves.

1021
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 3: Everybody else got guests, and shit, we over here just

1022
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 3: putting it together on our own. Okaya, we wourn't our

1023
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 3: hearts out.

1024
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,879
Speaker 2: Because we didn't want guests. And then when we still

1025
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 2: having guests, yes, when we stop having guests, I was like, well,

1026
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 2: I don't feel like posting on the pit. It's just

1027
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 2: gonna be us again yea, and again and again and

1028
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 2: it's like we don't have enough, like new pictures of

1029
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 2: ourselves too. Yes, but last week we had a whole

1030
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 2: d nasty and we had a whole Andrew did that

1031
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 2: beautiful Mariah Carey flyer for us?

1032
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 1: You do?

1033
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 2: What did you do? Babe Sydney? Excuse me? What did

1034
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 2: you do? Yes? When Andrew sent us the photo for

1035
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 2: the podcast page, I we posted it in the stories.

1036
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 3: My page that has more followers, just throwing it out there,

1037
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 3: tagged him.

1038
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 2: What you didn't post it on the on the unofficial

1039
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 2: expert page is where I'm back to Sydney. I'll do

1040
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:42,800
Speaker 2: that tomorrow.

1041
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let's just agree to disagree on how

1042
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 3: the page is being run the tires.

1043
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 2: Who wants to post on the unofficiation expert page? How

1044
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 2: about that?

1045
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 1: No?

1046
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 2: I thought we got to end this episode because I

1047
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 2: can't hear, and we having technical difficulties and we need

1048
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 2: to put the link in the bio in the bi.

1049
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 2: I don't get the bio Marine get it together. She'd

1050
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,760
Speaker 2: have to be the title as well, linking the bio.

1051
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't stop screaming at this. Andrew,

1052
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 2: the fact that you pull that out of your ass

1053
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 2: to come from marine. I think every day for the

1054
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 2: rest of the week, we post stumping on the un

1055
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 2: official expert page. Okay, i'm bit, let's go.

1056
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:24,919
Speaker 1: I think Sydney's gone.

1057
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 2: Hello. Oh she froze. Yeah, and my microphone is malfunctioning.

1058
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: Wow. Oh wait, now she's back.

1059
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 2: I'm back. I'm here. The devil is always working.

1060
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 3: He thought I was frozen, but it was just I'm

1061
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 3: in the dark.

1062
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,240
Speaker 1: Oh so why didn't you say anything?

1063
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 2: I did.

1064
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,320
Speaker 1: Like fifteen sends it was a friend.

1065
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 2: Well, you know, she's on West Coast Town, so of course.

1066
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 2: Look at the palm trees in the back, just blowing

1067
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:56,280
Speaker 2: in the wind.

1068
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 3: Okay, well, you know, this felt very fun and dramatic,

1069
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 3: and it definitely feels like you're at a kitchen table

1070
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:11,280
Speaker 3: with us, just keeking over a couple of hot gossip.

1071
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 2: That's what somebody said in the in the review. I

1072
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 2: don't know why, but in my head, Sidney's new boo

1073
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 2: is young.

1074
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 3: M Okay, no personal comments. Please guys, just leave, leave

1075
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 3: the reviews and keep it moving. Thank you the comments,

1076
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 3: keep personal reviews, keep to yourself.

1077
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 2: Thank you, five stars. You're welcome. Please keep the personal comments,

1078
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 2: and please keep painting us and drawing us and keep

1079
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,879
Speaker 2: sketching us, like sketching us like you can draw your

1080
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:51,760
Speaker 2: French girls, Sidney and Marie. It's actually an official expert.

1081
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 2: I'm fine with you. You just do one of us per

1082
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 2: per post. That's I'm actually cool with that, because if

1083
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 2: you do both of us, then we're gonna want to

1084
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 2: post it on the unofficial expert page and put your

1085
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,879
Speaker 2: website link in the bio. And we both know that

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00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 2: that's not gonna happen, so you know, send it to

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00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 2: our individual pages, specifically Sidney because she is the most followers.

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00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, and we'll and then we'll just

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00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 2: go from there.

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00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: I think no, I think that they should send it

1091
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: to the unofficial expert page. So they're like that page

1092
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: does get some action ultimately.

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00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 2: Than you. Yeah, wow, thank you.

1094
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 1: It's been real dry over there.

1095
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 2: And you're welcome. Mac in a pot. Okay, all right, well,

1096
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 2: we'll bring some moisture to the page this month. We will.

1097
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 3: We're gonna know this is what we're doing because soon

1098
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 3: this is yep, this is this is gonna be on Friday,

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00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 3: but we did it on a Monday, so we're just

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00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,439
Speaker 3: gonna keep it going for the week.

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00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 2: Yeah we are. I'm gonna post a picture of me

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00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 2: with natural hair and then a picture of me with

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00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 2: a bad weave. Please don't not Actually I don't. I don't, Sydney,

1104
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 2: you don't even care about that page. Don't do that.

1105
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 2: Don't do that right now?

1106
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, God bless happy Kwansa canceling Thanksgiving, and uh,

1107
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 3: don't forget to vote. Okay, yes, do that.

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00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: I love that we're talking about Thanksgiving and Kwansa even

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00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: though this day, this episode comes out the day before Halloween.

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00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 3: Because we are not we're not acknowledging Halloween. Because people

1111
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 3: need to stop ordering costumes for bezos and you know,

1112
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 3: do you need to stay in the house and stop

1113
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 3: giving candy to kids.

1114
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 2: It's all bad sending. You're saying all these things from

1115
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 2: not in your house.

1116
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 3: So I think I think I think Scooty Scutiny is

1117
00:58:55,480 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 3: going to have a problem with this whole episode me.

1118
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: Maybe I want Scutney to be a guest Please please.

1119
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 2: Pull up, Hey, Scootney, send us your a veil so

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00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 2: we can have you come do the podcast. That's crazy

1121
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 2: that we haven't seen Scutiney. Scutney hasn't come back, come back,

1122
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 2: scooty and make a review or at least like at

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00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 2: us and something. Geez, I think we're friends. Now, stop Scutney.

1124
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 2: Scotney's been messaging us on the unofficial expert instagram Sindy,

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00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 2: are you? Are you checking the messages on that thing?

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00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: They?

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00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 2: Wait? No, their messages.

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00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: Let's see Wait what did Scutney say? Did Scotney actually

1129
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: message you?

1130
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not again dogged into the unofficial

1131
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 2: expert page.

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00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 1: Sorry, okay, true, I'm.

1133
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 2: Like, you gotta check the message requests and the actual

1134
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 2: messages that we get. Someone wroach.

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00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 3: October ninth, Nora Rickman. Heyboo, guys. So I'm a college

1136
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 3: senior in engineering and already have a full time job

1137
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 3: secure flex and it's a white woman. A wow, And

1138
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 3: I want to know your best advice on starting a podcast.

1139
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to start one and one and one

1140
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 3: would love some advice from professionals. Hmm, Marie, you want

1141
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 3: to hand that or I'll hand it over to you.

1142
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 2: This you want to answer that? Sure? What's your name? Norma? Yeah, Norah.

1143
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 2: Here's my advice about starting a podcast. Start the podcast

1144
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 2: and then don't start a separate page on Instagram for it,

1145
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 2: because then you gotta come. You gotta control chime. So

1146
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 2: from my heart to your heart, I'm gonna tell you

1147
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 2: right now, engineering sweetie Boo boo, keep everything on your

1148
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 2: main Instagram page.

1149
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: With this information. This is this is gold.

1150
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, there's somebody else. Somebody else wrote something. Okay,

1151
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 3: mm hm they yeah last week this was October October

1152
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 3: seventeen and fourth, No, this is October seventeenth.

1153
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 2: I got it. Okay, last week's episode was everything. I

1154
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 2: laughed so hard I had to replay it after a

1155
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 2: bad date I had, just because I knew it would work.

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01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 2: Love you ladies. Okay, what episode came out before the

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01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 2: seventeenth Let me look.

1158
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: That was before the d nasty episode. I forget what

1159
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 1: we talked about.

1160
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot Dusty, Dusty Denim, Dead Tooth. Yeah yeah, okay,

1161
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 2: can I here's an update on Dusty Denim and Dead Tooth.

1162
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 2: The person that I was dating listened to the episode

1163
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 2: and said, I'm not allowed to wear those sneakers when

1164
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 2: I'm not with him. So that's the update on Dusty

1165
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 2: dmims and Dead Tooth. He said, those shoes are not

1166
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 2: allowed to leave the house if I'm not with you.

1167
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 2: I like that. That sounded really hot.

1168
01:01:52,840 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 3: Said Okay, so someone wrote us on Friday News Coosa,

1169
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 3: you guys should check out micro needling. It's way better

1170
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 3: than botox and affordable, but most of all, it's just

1171
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 3: so much better. I personally do it, and my pores

1172
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 3: are seriously gone and the line smooth out then having

1173
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 3: a stiff face. Okay, we're gonna go to your page

1174
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 3: and see your face up.

1175
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, No, she looks good. But I think

1176
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 2: I want to know your age because I really just

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01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 2: can't tell you. Just look you just I think she's Latin?

1178
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 1: Is it?

1179
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 2: Is it a beige?

1180
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 3: Oh?

1181
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 2: Okay, Latin X or Native American? I'm I'm not for sure.

1182
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 2: I make it if American. Okay. Wait, somebody sent me

1183
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 2: a message on Friday about botox as well. Okay, they said,

1184
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 2: tell your friends thinking about botox that they need to

1185
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 2: try Derma Roller. It truly changed my life.

1186
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 3: I use zero point twenty five millimeters to start and

1187
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 3: research a treatment that works best for your skin goals,

1188
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 3: but the little roller works cists the best thing that

1189
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 3: has changed my life.

1190
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 2: This quarantine is ten dollars on Amazon. Spend your coin

1191
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 2: on the chemical treatment. Ah A works for me.

1192
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I think the problem is is that, uh,

1193
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 3: the issue with the derma is like you gotta do

1194
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 3: it really, really like clean because you're putting holes in

1195
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 3: your face, and then you got to make sure the

1196
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 3: instrument is clean, and you got to make sure you're

1197
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 3: cleaning your flate face because I've seen a lot of

1198
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 3: pictures of people who've done it and got really infected.

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01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 2: Ew. You canet infect it all right, that's nasty. Okay, okay, wait,

1200
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 2: I have another one. Oh. This is Ray Raynaldough. I

1201
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 2: remember him. I remember him.

1202
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 3: Hey, ladies and Andrew, my name is Ronaldo. I've been

1203
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 3: listening to the pod since day one with PD and

1204
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 3: seeing the Ladies live at Karma before that. Anyway, longtime listener,

1205
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 3: first time caller, you get the gist. I was just

1206
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 3: reaching out, uh to you all, because I was listening

1207
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:13,280
Speaker 3: to a recent episode with d Nasty and Marie mentioned

1208
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,800
Speaker 3: needing a carpenter.

1209
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 2: Well, that's exactly what I do.

1210
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 3: All custom pieces made out of real wood and always

1211
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:23,560
Speaker 3: an aspect of art added in as well.

1212
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 2: Beds, tables, desk dressers, et cetera. Check out my page.

1213
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 3: I can pretty much make anything out of wood and

1214
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 3: would love to create a real work of art for

1215
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 3: Marie or any of you who are looking. Okay, thank

1216
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 3: you for your time, keep doing what you do on

1217
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 3: the pod, Sydney and Cook and Marie's Instagram videos which

1218
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:43,919
Speaker 3: I love.

1219
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 2: Okay in parentheses, wow, okay, cool, Okay, Well, I forgot

1220
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 2: what I said I needed built. But uh, I'm also

1221
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 2: trying not to spend any more money on my house.

1222
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get some wall hooks and a shoe and

1223
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 2: then that's it. I'm not spending no more money. Oh

1224
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 2: and some frames and maybe like three more plants, but

1225
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 2: that's it. I'm not spending no more money after that.

1226
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,720
Speaker 2: But thank you so much, Ray, I do remember you.

1227
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna check the page. Matter of fact, Sidney, go

1228
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,160
Speaker 2: ahead and repost your favorite piece from Ray on the

1229
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 2: in the stories for the Official Expert Podcast page says

1230
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 2: he he truly loves you.

1231
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 3: So I really feel like that's that's probably one of

1232
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 3: your guests.

1233
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 2: Probably sounds like a deflection right there, and the hoosers.

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01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna follow back, and then I am going to repost.

1235
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 2: Thank gorgeous. I love this for us. Okay, Well, my

1236
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:44,280
Speaker 2: laptop is about to die, and I do need to

1237
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 2: watch the season finale of Lovecraft, so I'm gonna do that. No,

1238
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:51,920
Speaker 2: I haven't done that. Please don't ruin it for me.

1239
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 2: I know you love a spoiler. And it was good

1240
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 2: to see you guys today. I mean, Sydney is fully

1241
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 2: in the dark now. I turned my lights off to

1242
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:04,200
Speaker 2: hold on to me. No, let me turn my light

1243
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 2: off too, and off. Please turn your lights off as well. Back, Yes,

1244
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 2: Black Blair, Witch Andrew. You wanted a Halloween episode, Now

1245
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:27,320
Speaker 2: it's a Halloween.

1246
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 1: This is a fully visual medium.

1247
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 2: This podcast, I think it's following me nine inches.

1248
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna write a new movie. It's gonna be called

1249
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 3: Bad Dick, also a horror. It's about a dick that

1250
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 3: comes out of nowhere and brings nothing to the table

1251
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 3: except chaos. It's a dick that doesn't make you come

1252
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 3: Bad Dick. Okay, Well, guys, always a pledge.

1253
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,080
Speaker 2: We're gonna record again later in the week so we

1254
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 2: don't have to worry about recording next week for election

1255
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:15,439
Speaker 2: day or whatever. And I'm excited to see your faces again. Yeah, okay, cool?

1256
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:19,480
Speaker 2: Rate comment, subscribe, leave leave comments under the most recent

1257
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 2: photo on The Unofficial Expert.

1258
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 3: Yes please and send send us Arta.

1259
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 1: Hope there will be a link by the time this

1260
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 1: episode comes out.

1261
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 2: I don't know, and we got a way for Sydney

1262
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:38,920
Speaker 2: to give me the password to the link tree girl. Bye, okay,

1263
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 2: all right, well bye friends, Love you forever. This has

1264
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 2: been a Forever Dog production. The Unofficial Expert is executive

1265
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:55,960
Speaker 2: produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. Senior

1266
01:07:56,000 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 2: producer Tracy Soren, Produced by Andrew mc cover art by

1267
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:06,840
Speaker 2: Sandy Hoenigg. To listen to this podcast ad free, sign

1268
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:13,160
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01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:17,599
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01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:22,400
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01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:27,559
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1272
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