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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today

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Speaker 1: we talk about did anybody beat off in a glass elevator?

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Speaker 1: She didn't want to see it hard, She just wanted

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Speaker 1: to see it get hard. And we put it on everything,

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Speaker 1: and then we call it the flavor enhancer. Doctors, browsers, whoever,

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Speaker 1: Here we go, start your engines ring mingming ming, ming, ming,

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming, ming ming ming ming ming ming

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Speaker 1: ming mink. Yeah, yeah, powerful opening. What a week it's been.

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Speaker 1: It's been one week. Did you looked at me? Bear naked?

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Speaker 1: Is that bear naked? And that's bear naked? Ladies? How

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Speaker 1: much of that can you do? Take it? Each? Tin?

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Speaker 1: Chicken out China, the Chinese chicken. You have a drumstick

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Speaker 1: in your brains sticking Watch it next time and then

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Speaker 1: and then and then it kind of fades out. File.

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Speaker 1: I didn't love that song. I didn't. I did not

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Speaker 1: love that one. Oh wait, yeah, that seems like an

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Speaker 1: Adam song. One millions. Definitely, dude, it definitely seems like

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Speaker 1: it should have been up my alley. You might want

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Speaker 1: to revisit that, like, that's a homecoming dance solo Adam

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Speaker 1: Divine song, Come on Situation. Here's what it was, Here's

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Speaker 1: what it was. Basically, it was already was co opted

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Speaker 1: by by another kid and it was his song and

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Speaker 1: he was always he was always doing it and it

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Speaker 1: was admittedly it was pretty annoying when he did it,

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Speaker 1: so it turned me off on the song. I dodged

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Speaker 1: that bullet. Move Adam. I'm trying to watch him dance.

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Speaker 1: I would have been the annoying guy doing it. I

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Speaker 1: know I would have, So I'm glad I dodged that bullet.

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Speaker 1: They just wheeled you down the stairs. They're like, you

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Speaker 1: can't dance, Just push your wheelchair down the stairs to

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Speaker 1: go watch. They could dance. They know I could dance

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Speaker 1: because they they've seen me at different dances and weddings,

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Speaker 1: and they know that the talent scouts are out there.

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Speaker 1: This is getting dark. I'm sorry we said it. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I got a history of taking off my shirt. It's dude,

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Speaker 1: that is the most Canadian as song and Canada love

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Speaker 1: like the perform at Olympics. We put that song in

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Speaker 1: shadows the season three when the vampires were like trying

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Speaker 1: to be human like and there's so funny, some fantastic

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Speaker 1: scenes with it that I've got a history of taking

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Speaker 1: off my shirt. It's a funny song. It's funny song.

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Speaker 1: It's not my favorite song. There's three quotes we know

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Speaker 1: they've got. It's got a weird spot in your life.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it was them and um Bloodhound Gang.

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Speaker 1: We're going at it for like funniest Hound Gang was

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Speaker 1: super funny, way better. Well Bloodhound Gang is do it

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Speaker 1: like animals or mammals? Right? Yeah? Yeah, Discovery do it

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Speaker 1: like we do on the Discovery Channel. Could get now

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Speaker 1: We're both like it was like a time before irony? Right?

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Speaker 1: Is that what it was like? People were actually liking

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Speaker 1: those songs. No, Blake, irony is as old as time. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't iron irony what you thought you though. Irony didn't. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: the apple as a joke, I'm aware that irony existed,

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Speaker 1: but it wasn't eating as a bit. Nobody was rocking. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, because like Kyle, you wore like a

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Speaker 1: Coco cocoa puff shirt from a hot topic. Was that

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Speaker 1: ironically that the birth of iron irony? Like with Kyle

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Speaker 1: and his cocoa bus. So I think like more like

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Speaker 1: the spam shirt was probably more like the spam shirt

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Speaker 1: was the birth of that was the birth of where

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Speaker 1: the generation that really like embraced like the ironic nature

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Speaker 1: of consumers. Yeah, of course the spam shirt was just

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Speaker 1: like that was just like a hot topic go to shirt.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that one was was marked down. It

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Speaker 1: went from to and you were like, hey, I don't

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Speaker 1: fucking snag that. No, But the thing about that was

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Speaker 1: is that nobody likes spam, So to be rocking that

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Speaker 1: on your shirt is like shirt with like on it

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Speaker 1: or something. No, not a lot of people like spam.

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Speaker 1: Blake's whole freaking state of Hawaii loves spam, right, But

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Speaker 1: also to be real, when I wore that, I like spam.

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Speaker 1: I used to wear I used to wear that shirt

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Speaker 1: and I actually dug eating spam fried or straight out

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Speaker 1: of the can. It was fucking bumped. So not ironic

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Speaker 1: real genuine run. It just happened. What just happened? You're like,

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Speaker 1: I like its no, but we're getting to the bottom

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Speaker 1: of it because you're right, Like, I mean, I wore

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Speaker 1: it. It It was a funny shirt. But I did actually

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Speaker 1: I was like, spam is that place where Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: it was in the parody universe. It was in Hot

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Speaker 1: and it was a nice navy blue if I recall shirt, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I used to wear like vintage T shirts

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Speaker 1: I'm being ironic cool, I'm but can we really just

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Speaker 1: make this the freaking hot Topic episode? Because hot Topic

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Speaker 1: held it down so fucking hard? Oh yeah, hot Topic

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Speaker 1: didn't have it either. What I did not even know

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Speaker 1: what hot Topic was a version of that. It was

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Speaker 1: called it was called Spencer's Gifts and that was birthed

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Speaker 1: gad zooks was like this sort of like cookie dumb

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Speaker 1: shirts with like all the Maryland Manson kids would hang

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Speaker 1: out there with like stockings on their arms at cookies. No,

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Speaker 1: it was called gad zoos, called gad zooks. It was

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Speaker 1: like cookie. You got your take back? Okay, Yeah, don't

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Speaker 1: offend me. What the fuck, Blake, I'm sorry for calling

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Speaker 1: gad zooks cookies. And the last episode you said that

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Speaker 1: I was a scab. Yeah, you said that last week.

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Speaker 1: That was last week, last week, and then and then

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Speaker 1: this week you're saying that it was kokie. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: That's so Wait both you guys, Adam and Hoders, I

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Speaker 1: have a question for you. Question. You did not set

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Speaker 1: foot into US contingency. You did not set foot into

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Speaker 1: a hot topic till you came out to California. Is

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Speaker 1: that is that to be? Is that how I'm has

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Speaker 1: never been in a hot topic to this. They didn't

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Speaker 1: sell uh, salmon colored polos at hot topic, No, but

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Speaker 1: they did sell Beastie Boys ship. I remember them having

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Speaker 1: ground dude. Hot topic used to be sucking singers because

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Speaker 1: they had real official Grand Royal ship. I believe that.

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Speaker 1: But this is the worst part is that they put

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Speaker 1: that next to like the Limp Biscuit T shirt. Worst

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Speaker 1: part this is a little bit. This motherfucker the worst part.

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Speaker 1: Wait a second, what you heard me? You This wasn't

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Speaker 1: even a little bit before Limp Biscuit started to peek

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Speaker 1: out Starfish. We had no We had none of these

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Speaker 1: there was head shops that had that had a band

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Speaker 1: cookies or gad zooks zozook gad zooks. I'm sure it's

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Speaker 1: there now, there's no. There was nothing really super corny.

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Speaker 1: stuff isn't corny. That's what I'm trying to explain to you.

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Speaker 1: Guys grew up in the most uncorny place. No, he's

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Speaker 1: hot topic, when hot topic was hot, it kind of leave.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't corny, dude, thank you right as it was. No,

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Speaker 1: it was not corny. It wasn't punk rock, but it

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Speaker 1: was like close punk adjacent. Yah. Let's see, Blake, dude,

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Speaker 1: you were the age that you thought it was cool

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Speaker 1: exactly drip candles that you thought it was thirteen years old.

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Speaker 1: working there who were sixteen with spiky hair, with Knox

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Speaker 1: and look, if that's what you have, that's fine. It's

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Speaker 1: hometown Hot Topics on Valley Mall and saw the free

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Speaker 1: Carl shirt on the wall. That was an amazing moment

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Speaker 1: for me personally, and one where I was like, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's it, Yes, that is insane. It's like returning from

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Speaker 1: whence you were born. That was beautiful moment for sure.

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Speaker 1: That is a beautiful moment in your life. And when

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Speaker 1: and nobody bout it and eye Dan change your moment

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Speaker 1: for me? Yeah, And I'm not I'm not that that's

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Speaker 1: beautiful to me. Man. I just feel like hot topic

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Speaker 1: going to which we did. Do you think there's a

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Speaker 1: hot topic in Berkeley? You know? They That's what I'm saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like even though you were Midwestern and I

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Speaker 1: You could imagine and I love it. Right, Like I

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Speaker 1: remember when Taco Bell came to my town. What like

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Speaker 1: I'm now an old man, there's all sorts of chain

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Speaker 1: what was wild about where Kyle and I grew up.

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Speaker 1: As if we if we wanted to get on bart

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Speaker 1: we could have We could go to San Francisco, Oakland,

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Speaker 1: we could head out to Berkeley. It was just like

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Speaker 1: we were so young. Was anybody doing that? Because that's

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Speaker 1: all we did. We would just get on the hill

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Speaker 1: right into the city for like two hours before dinner.

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Speaker 1: Not really, we weren't just going. We weren't shooting there

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Speaker 1: to A's game. But other than that. Yeah, but that's

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Speaker 1: that's when you were like eighteen. But when you were

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Speaker 1: to I'm talking to Kyle O them that you would

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Speaker 1: ride the train where you were eleven and twelve. Yes,

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Speaker 1: train like Bart? Is it the same type of setup?

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Speaker 1: What's the deal? What's the deal the train? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: just got on the train. Can you tell me? What

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Speaker 1: is it? What makes us like a buck or whatever?

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Speaker 1: Is a buck? Back? Then? Why they called the lad

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Speaker 1: What is it called? It's called the c T a

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Speaker 1: don't know. In the morning, yeah, was she was she

423
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: a babe? Or when you look back, are you kind

424
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 1: of like she was a little bit of a treasure troll?

425
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: Or you don't want to throw any shade on her? Sure,

426
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,239
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it for a while, but like, um,

427
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: she was she was, yeah, stack, I can't read them.

428
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: She was having trouble reading them. She was pretty hot. Yeah,

429
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 1: I don't know what wait so wait, yeah he did float.

430
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know where he was gonna

431
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,160
Speaker 1: go with that. I would say that she a little

432
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: bit of a treasure troll. And he was like, and

433
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 1: I was like, is she she was? I was from

434
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: like older guys. I was getting a lot of like

435
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 1: you like, no, not loud? Was this? It was kind

436
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: of like what the fund is? Huh you? Why? Wait?

437
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: Are we allowed to ask you? We can edit this out?

438
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 1: Are you guys banging? No? No, you can say that

439
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: nicer next time, Blake, you know what I mean? Okay,

440
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: like us a different word or something. That's just the

441
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 1: Are you guys making love? Thank you? Yeah, let's just

442
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 1: put some love back into this. But coincidentally, this is

443
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: the Discovery Zone story. Yeah, the same person the Discovery Zone.

444
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 1: Uh so what what what do you think it was?

445
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 1: Why was she interested in young Jersey? Because you did

446
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 1: to have a mouthful of dangly teeth? Great as they

447
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: come on. There's his personalities, fantastic. His personality when she

448
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 1: gave him coffee. He was like, and she was like,

449
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: I mean, were you in like a class with her

450
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 1: or what? He was a young gentleman. He was a

451
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: young man who spoke his mom just saying, Kyle, I'm

452
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: not you know, the freshman to junior is a big leap.

453
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: You're right, I've forgotten. Sorry. There were two things that

454
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 1: put me around upper classman. The first was as a freshman,

455
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: I was in the like the all school comedy show,

456
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: and there's only like Yamo, that's right, shout out Yamo.

457
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: And there's only there's like three or four freshmen, and

458
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: then that's it. There's way more sophomore, juniors and seniors, right,

459
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: So you're kicking it with seniors and juniors and going

460
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 1: to their parties and stuff, so you're kind of in

461
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: there their social circles a little bit. I have a

462
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: similar story. Yeah, we were in the improv crew and

463
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: that's how I met all like the seniors and ship. Yeah.

464
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: And then as far as like swimming, I was also

465
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: like one of the fastest guys as a friend. Okay,

466
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: so you got that that jock mode, all right, funny

467
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: hung Well, I had the theater and the jock mode. Yeah.

468
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: Mine with student council and uh and drama and improv

469
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: and that kind of stuff. That's that's how I got

470
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: You were getting here for out betweens, No, and I

471
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: was no. Girls liked me for sure, you know, I

472
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: was like the little crippled kid, but but older kids

473
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: definitely wanted to get me drunk like that. I think

474
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 1: was like people was like, it would be hilarious if

475
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: we got divine drunk. So I was always that like

476
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: freshman kid that they to senior parties and everyone was

477
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 1: the difference between a freshman and a senior starts starts

478
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: at the starts the ps. It definitely started at that

479
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: because you are huge. I was such a child and

480
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: they're like eighteen year old kids teaching me how to

481
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: beer bong. Can you be thirteen when you start high school?

482
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: Is that a thing? Or are fourteen pretty much eight

483
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: if you're a freaking genius. Yeah I wasn't. I wasn't

484
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: that it was not my affliction, so uh okay, I

485
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: think there was fourteen And that's why you never rock.

486
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 1: Was wild that you mentioned that, because I kind of

487
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 1: forgot that, like we did kind of see the birth

488
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 1: of coffee shops in our neighborhood too. I remember we

489
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: had this place called Mocha Lisa. So this is cool

490
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: to you, but the glass elevators is not. No, no, dude,

491
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: it was really There's always been coffee shops, No love elevators.

492
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: It was such a weird thing where like going to

493
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,719
Speaker 1: a coffee shop was like this fucking like cool thing

494
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 1: to do as like a young high school student, but

495
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,879
Speaker 1: it made high school people feel like they were grown ups. Yeah, absolutely,

496
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: And it was just like a sense of freedom, like

497
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: to go do your homework there. Yeah, you could like

498
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: bring your skateboard there and then skate in the back

499
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: of the coffee shop or whatever. And it was it

500
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: was way before it was like monopolized. It was crazy.

501
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: You could actually like I remember like some of my

502
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: first public cigarettes, like where I was like I'm smoking this,

503
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: I don't care. We're in front of a coffee shop

504
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: for sure with older kids, because I could hand it

505
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: to them if anybody rolled up and they would give

506
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: me the ciggies. And then definitely didn't hang out at

507
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: a lot of coffee shops. We would hang out like restaurants,

508
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: where like it was like zero dollars to eat their

509
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: buffalo wild wings. Yeah, there's a lot of buffalo well wings, honestly.

510
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: But then the first one, it was like a lot

511
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: of There was a Chinese restaurant that they just didn't

512
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: care what the ship we did, so like we we would.

513
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: You could get a plate of fried rice for eighty cents.

514
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: You just eat fried rice and sit there and then

515
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: sit there for like four hours and just like you know,

516
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: play cards or whatever. I'll take another one, play cards

517
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: and eat fried race another round. Two kids are so

518
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: cool being a grown as man eating eight cent fried

519
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: rice playing cards with your always you just had it

520
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: figured out that place is still open. It ended up

521
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: giving like everybody food poisoning, like someone died. I think, yeah,

522
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: they shut it down. It was like like I think

523
00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: someone legit died from eating their food, right, I think

524
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: that that happened to us when we were in When

525
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: we moved to the valley, we found that really cheap.

526
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: Like do you guys remember that fried rice spot and

527
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: we all got it and we all got sick, do

528
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: you guys? Rice spot? Not that Chinese restaurant. It was

529
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: it was like fried rice and we got it. It

530
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: was when we it was when we shot um, it's

531
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: we're eating it and you guys are eating it in

532
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: the beginning of the Proto, not the Prototax sketch, the one, Uh,

533
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: it's where you're eating it's in bed the Fortune Cooking class.

534
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: That was, Yeah, you guys are scarfing on it at

535
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: the beginning of that. That's the fried rice I'm thinking of.

536
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: It was so bad. I remember that being pretty good. Yeah,

537
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: it was delicious. It tasted good, but it sucked you

538
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: up in the long run, I think, whatever, man, I'll

539
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: take it. Do you remember when we found out that

540
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: MSG was the ingredient because we were like, there are

541
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: on a lot of Chinese restaurants stoles there there will

542
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: be like a sign that says like no MSG. Because

543
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: I guess that used to be a thing back in

544
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: the day that Chinese restaurants were known for putting MSG,

545
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: which is a like a kind of like a salt,

546
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,479
Speaker 1: like a spice that you put on into food that uh,

547
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: it makes you like almost addicted, open too, and it

548
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: it makes it just taste fucking delicious and you're like, oh,

549
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: I gotta keep eating this. Um. So we got producers

550
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: also please put in fact what it actually is. Uh,

551
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: we got I don't know. We got the MSG the

552
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: spice do you remember that? And then we were putting

553
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: it on our food. Remember this very well? Oh yeah,

554
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: it comes in cubes. It was like a salt shaker. Yeah.

555
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: We went to a weird ass like store because we

556
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: we were so bored. I feel like it was like

557
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: a big loop in. Yeah maybe, and they had like

558
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: a straight up shaker of MSG. What the I don't

559
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: have this crazy memory of it being a big LOTS.

560
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: I think it was like a big Lots And we

561
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: got a spice set and MSG was there and we

562
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: put it on everything and we call it the flavor enhancer.

563
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: Was off the chain and guess what it mus to

564
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: throw it on popcorn? Sodium glutum more than our energy

565
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: journey stud And we're fine. Adam just had to piss crystals.

566
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: But will you read that description to Adam right there?

567
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: The basic sensory function of M s G is attributed

568
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: to its ability to enhance savory taste active compounds when

569
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: added in the proper concentration. It sounds good, Well why

570
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: why then? What's so bad about it? Though? Why is

571
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: it outlawed? Idea? Because it's it? Does it like truly

572
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: makes you addicted to that thing. It's like an additive

573
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: that isn't an actual food. So I think people were

574
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: like turned off by it. Now we were turned on

575
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: by it. Maybe there's a medical issue because there it

576
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: could constrict the blood vessels or something too much. Well,

577
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: it does have the word sodium in the word in monosodium,

578
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: so maybe it's ahead, thank you, So maybe it is.

579
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: I don't know something catch keep Yeah, and sodium is

580
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: bad because why you are sodium? I think it can

581
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: give them points, give them points trying you are sodium. Yes,

582
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know. Yeah, you were like sodium. Un.

583
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: I just caught that. The chunk was real. I just

584
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: got it in the latest voice. Will you play it?

585
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: Do you have it anymore? On the board? It's not

586
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: a lady, by the way, it's a really cool guy,

587
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: not even better. Even though I don't have it anymore.

588
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I guess I'll have to live as that

589
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: for the rest of the podcast. Ye do you guys

590
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: remember Fazoli's which was like fast Italian food and they

591
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: would give you if you would buy like it was

592
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: like a three cent salad, they would give you unlimited

593
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: breadsticks like The thing was if you bought food, they

594
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: would bring you unlimited breadsticks. So we would just get

595
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 1: like a soda, a three cent salad and then sit

596
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 1: there for like five hours and just eat breadsticks and

597
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: go in the car and smoke weed and come back

598
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: and continue to eat breadsticks until they were like, you

599
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: guys have to buy and then there's like they put

600
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: up new signs saying that you have to buy new

601
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: food every hour. We were fucking passed at that shut

602
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: up bit. I kind of remember pulling some ship like

603
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,399
Speaker 1: that at like soup plantation or any one person would

604
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 1: get it and then like you'd hop over, you'd buy

605
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: one plate and then you would share off the plate.

606
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 1: Now you notice that there's not a lot of soup

607
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: plantations anymore. Do you think it's because the title is

608
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: the worst? There's a plantation and what were they thinking?

609
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 1: What they thinking? For sure? What were they thinking? Soup

610
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: plantation the worst? Just called the soup factory. Yeah, it

611
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: was bad. I wanted to go to super plantation and

612
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: play dungeons and Dragons with some homies for like twelve

613
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: hours at a super plantation. That would have been so sick.

614
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: That would have been cool. Adam, your Italian restaurant just

615
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: reminded me. That are the place we would hang out

616
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: wherever there was a permission wall, which is where like

617
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: the company or the business would let you paying graffiti

618
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: on the back of their business. Way, that's some shy

619
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: town ship. So shout out to Dave's Italian Kitchen. We

620
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: would just go there smoke weed, big shout out. Today

621
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: some people would be like putting up a piece of

622
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: graffiti and we would just watch, and people be like

623
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 1: doing skateboard tricks that they couldn't land and that's the best,

624
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: just like hanging out flipping tricks and being like and

625
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: like trading CDs due exacts. Now, just hang out at

626
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: like Starbucks, right, Like that's where you hang out on

627
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: the internet, don't call of duty. Yeah, it's all digital

628
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 1: metaverse metaverse probably. I mean we're not far off. Yeah.

629
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: I think they do hang out, but they have to

630
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: see each other in person because I gotta get the

631
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: like hand jobs and stuff and you know, fingerbangs. I

632
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: don't think they care. I think they'd rather beat off

633
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: at home the way they can and then just have

634
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: their friends because because they all got the oculus rifts

635
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: and it's it's too good. It's got to be so well,

636
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, can you do that? Can you occulate yourself?

637
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Well, I'm saying talking to each other?

638
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: Can you see yourself? Though? Yeah you can. You can

639
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: have an avatar, can't you. Yeah you can. When you're hanging,

640
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:45,240
Speaker 1: you're beating off to a fucking Sonic the Hedgehog character. Yeah, exactly,

641
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: but it's not the same. I wonder if it will

642
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: be like where you're you're you're fucking each other, Like

643
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: if you have a girl and you're like, you know what,

644
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: it's too big of a hassle to to get in

645
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: a car and drive over there, and it's it's like

646
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: a too much of a thing. If you guys could

647
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: just both it on your oculus and it's it's sort

648
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: of like that scene in Demolition Man where it's just

649
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: like sensual sensory checks. She would love this, go ahead.

650
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: I wonder if I think we're I think we're on

651
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,399
Speaker 1: the we're on the verge. I mean that's possible, right, Yeah,

652
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,240
Speaker 1: that's possible. That's absolutely possible. The tech is there because

653
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: they're doing things like they're doing things where you can

654
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: wear a sleeve and then your doctor is like checking

655
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: on how you're doing physical therapy, like say you have

656
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: a funked up knee or something like that, you can

657
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: put a sleeve on and then so if you just

658
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: put if you just put that on your day, it's science.

659
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: By the way, I love how they're like the people

660
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: who made it, like, yeah, we invented this for doctors,

661
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: and they're just waiting for Porno to pick it up. Oh,

662
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 1: because Porno is the front of tech. Then it is

663
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: just around the riverband. So doctors, uh, this is for you.

664
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: Whatever else is there up there, I don't know. You

665
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: have patting on it and it's four doctors. Now it's science.

666
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: Anyone else wants to get involved body at all or

667
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: maybe braws ars. I'm not really sure what else it

668
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: could be used for doctors, browsers, whoever. You know, doctors

669
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: really need to grip things and squeeze, you know, it's crazy,

670
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 1: like you know, the tanga egg was originally like a

671
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: disposal or something like, Yeah, you you just throw away

672
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: the thing into hear you tie it up, and then

673
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: someone was like, you can stick your dicken. It's a

674
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: portable garbage bag. It can expand jerk off into this egg.

675
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: If you ever get seasick while on the boat, you

676
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: just open this little egg. It's a contraption for and

677
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: then some some Lonely Sailor was a minute, Thank you God,

678
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: wild shot some Lonely Sailor or any man I like

679
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 1: that that it only took us thirty or so minutes

680
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:05,240
Speaker 1: to get into Porno on this episode. We really that's

681
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 1: maybe the longest tie that we've had. I'm proud of us.

682
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: Best episode. Proud of us was that something that didn't

683
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: Porno decide Blu Ray's fate. Blu Ray and like HD

684
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: DVD or something like and VHS, no Porto decides the tech.

685
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: Did you guys not noticed because a beta was a

686
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: better format, but they didn't want Porno to use it

687
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: at all. So the Porno was like, fine, we're gonna

688
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: go with VHS. And then VHS became the thing, and

689
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: then Beta max got sphased out, and then it came

690
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: down to Brew ray and HD DVD, and Porno went

691
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: Blu Ray and HD DVD went the way of whatever.

692
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,760
Speaker 1: People say, Uh well, I kind of always thought Beta

693
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: max like wasn't the it was what made it a

694
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: better technology. To me, I just was like, maybe it's

695
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: like kind of a shitty well, I think it was

696
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: just a magnetic tape. I think it's just a magnetic

697
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: tape on the inside. First of all, don't call it

698
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 1: Beta Max. I feel like my dad would read that

699
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 1: and be like, I'm a fucking Beta Max. I'm an

700
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 1: Alpha Max, dude. Yeah. That was before h VHS is

701
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: much cheaper, much shittier resolution, and they broke easy. Beta

702
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,760
Speaker 1: Max was a much more robust media and I believe

703
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: Sony made Beta Max and they had the patent on it,

704
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: so you could it was either like Sony or Sanyo,

705
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: and those are the only companies that made it, whereas

706
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 1: like the VHS was like an open platform for everybody else. Yeah, Magnavox,

707
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 1: who was sick. I remember tech t like, do you

708
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,399
Speaker 1: if your TV breaks now, do you get a TV

709
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: repair man? Is that even a job anymore? Or you

710
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: just buy a new right? You just buy a new TV.

711
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: I was thinking of that the other day. I was like,

712
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: this TV were to break, I would just buy a

713
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: new TV. I wouldn't even there's I remember specifically, on

714
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: multiple occasions a TV repair man coming to the house.

715
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: I remember our VCR breaking, My dad took it to

716
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 1: the VCR repair man. Right, I'm like, that doesn't fucking

717
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: exist anymore. Well, because a lot of times for old TVs,

718
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: there was a bulb in there, correct, So like if

719
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: the bulb was all fucked up, you had to like

720
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: open it up and replace that and then VHS. Sometimes

721
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: the tape would get caught, so you'd have to take

722
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: it somewhere to get it out, or you'd have to

723
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: he'd have to clean the heads. Remember that. Did you

724
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:39,280
Speaker 1: guys have the little red sports car that would rewind

725
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: the tapes? For? Yes, I did. That must be the

726
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: glass elevator a generation, because I don't know what the

727
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: funk you're talking about. Home boy. You didn't have a rewinder, No,

728
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 1: it was a specific machine to rewind. Yeah, so you

729
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: didn't fuck your heads up on your VCR. It would

730
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: go hell of asked and then slow down towards the end,

731
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: so it didn't That was a luxury. It looked like

732
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: a little red sports car red cone so fast. Hey, wow, goddamn,

733
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 1: that was a luxury. We didn't have that in my home.

734
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: I don't say that if you just let it ride

735
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: like you didn't turn your movie off or whatever. When

736
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,919
Speaker 1: it got to the end of the tape, it would

737
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: just automat automatic rewind. If you had a nice VCR,

738
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: it advanced to that, like eventually every VCR did that.

739
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: But I think that was a sick ass new edition. Dude, Hey,

740
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 1: it's been a while. Hung on, man, I got some

741
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: VHS tape within two feet of me. Okay, reach for it.

742
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: What is it? What do we got? My parents threw

743
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: away on their move they moved to Lake of the

744
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: Ozarks from Omaha, Nebraska. On their move, they threw away

745
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: all their old vhs is because I was like, oh maybe,

746
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: I was like, let me dig through your old vhs

747
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: is when I was at home visit in this past year,

748
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 1: and uh, they had none. I was. I was pretty

749
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: salty about it. They didn't have this. What's he got?

750
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: What is that? Best of backyard wrestling? Why do you have?

751
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: They didn't have this? They didn't they didn't have that,

752
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: and blake on that future Kings of the Ring. If

753
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: you guys are on this, fucking kudos, dude. Is hc

754
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: W conquered representing There's there's a one chance that they're not. Yeah,

755
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: but yeah, well we were all about the stories in

756
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 1: the pantry, yeah, less less about the wrestling. So you're

757
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: telling me jack Hammer is not represented on that? Yeah,

758
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: where's jack? Hey? Yeah? What about Jimmy Moon? Love that

759
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: era where you could just they would play commercials of

760
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: like planes crashing and all that ship and they're like,

761
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: order now we get twenty tapes and you're like, oh, yeah,

762
00:43:54,719 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 1: Sports Blue covered it. But girls, girls gone. You know

763
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:07,720
Speaker 1: the guy who made these billionaire billionaire backyard billionaire right there? Brother?

764
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 1: I was. I was talking with Chloe the other day

765
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 1: about something we had mentioned on a podcast about like Dorf,

766
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: like Dorf gone Jim Conway, and she for sure didn't

767
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: And I didn't know who Tim Conway was or who

768
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: Dorf is. And I'm like, yeah, I get that Dorf

769
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: is kind of a dors A deep cut, but I'm like,

770
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: you know, Earnest. She doesn't know Earnest dude, way of

771
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: course not. Of course that's too bad. Well that's your

772
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: just does no Earnest, Yeah you need to Yeah, that's

773
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: your job. Dorf is a pull for even us. You

774
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: only know the commercials. Really we're saying, funny man, Earnest

775
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:49,959
Speaker 1: is that Hey, that's yeah, I want all the beef

776
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 1: with doors. I only know it because my grandfather or

777
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: my step grandfather, he was a golfer, and so we

778
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: had a bunch of Dorf on golf like tapes around

779
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: and he'd be like, here, watch this and leave us alone.

780
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: And then I'd watch it and wild, we can't talk

781
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 1: about Dorf on this pot. I said, I'd leave leaving

782
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: you said, we'll talk about for a minute. You come back,

783
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 1: go make a sandwich or some ship. Yeah, Dorf was

784
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: always at the talker's office. I feel like it's just

785
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 1: the dude on his knees in the shoes. It was

786
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: at the doctor's office. We watched it every time we

787
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: went to the doctor's office. Is Tim Connaway? Was he laughing?

788
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: Tim Conway was laughing. I think an apple dumpling game.

789
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: By the way, it's pretty smart to make like a

790
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: golf series because then you're getting invited around the world

791
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: to play in those tournaments and ship like. That's that's smart.

792
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: He knew what he was doing. Guys, want to You

793
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: want in on the most deep cut, funniest golf video

794
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: ever made, Leslie Neilsen Bad Golf my Way. Check it out.

795
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: It's impossible to find you'll never see it. Maybe check

796
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: out on YouTube. Couldn't hear what was it? What is it?

797
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: And me and don't want to hear it? Just tell

798
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: just tell Kyle me and don't want to hear it?

799
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: You can. There were two ages. Is bad golf my

800
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: way and bad golf made easier everybody going. I'm very

801
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: aware of these because we grew up together and we

802
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: used to watch them together, and they Leslie Nielsen was

803
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: the fucking ship we used to watch. You loved Leslie

804
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 1: Neels like he's what he was? Ze Nielsen's who's talking?

805
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: I thought we were talking. We had some time to ourselves.

806
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: Who's talking? Sorry about it? And doesn't Adam doesn't. Zach

807
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: have a Leslie Nielsen tattoo, which is the hardest tattoo.

808
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: As the best man at my wedding, my friend Zach

809
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: Leonardo legend made. You could follow him on Instagram. I

810
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: wish I was pizza. He has at two of Leslie

811
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: Nielsen on his calf. I believe um really good. That's

812
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 1: his only tattoo. That is like a realist tattoo. It

813
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: looks just I mean, the guy did a great job.

814
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: It looks just like Lesley Nelson. Every other tattoo. You're like, uh,

815
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: what is this? Yeah? From from Airplane. It just looks

816
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: like a scary movie, a scary bad golf my way.

817
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 1: I think it's from bad Golf my way, deep gut

818
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 1: buzzing buzzing frog. It might have been bad Golf my way.

819
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: I think it's naked gun what my heart from the

820
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: producers of door fall on Golf is bad golf my way?

821
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: Are there any takebacks, any giveaways, any epic slams this

822
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: This pod has been a while since we've epic slammed.

823
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:44,959
Speaker 1: Anybody slams take back? I'm gonna slam Blake for wearing

824
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: the exact same outfit that he wore on the last podcast.

825
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: Bad Dude, you must suck be a stinky person. Yeah,

826
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: that's why I apply hell old place. We were talking

827
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: about Chinese food so much that I swear to God

828
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: in my house most like Chinese food. I'm the only

829
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: one here. I might be having a stroke or something.

830
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,479
Speaker 1: But you saw like toast when you're having a stroke,

831
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: not Chinese food. No, it's Chinese chicken. We had one

832
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: of us have a stroke on the podcast. To be good,

833
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: that'd be good for ratings. Yeah, I heard before you

834
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: have a stroke, you smell orange chicken. Yeah, I would

835
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: be crying. Dude, if I saw you go down, homie,

836
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: I'd be like fucking, oh my god, Like that would

837
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: be You'd be bummed. I would be Who would be

838
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: the most bummed? Do do we think out of the

839
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: four of us? If if if I were to just die,

840
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: most bumps, if I could see your face while you

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Speaker 1: were passed out, I think I would start crying if

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Speaker 1: you were if I could see your face, like if

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Speaker 1: you fell backwards and passed out like that and it

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Speaker 1: was like not moving, I think that would freak. Are

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Speaker 1: we talking about who would be the most bummed? Immediately

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Speaker 1: or like a week later? Kind of smokes sort of

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Speaker 1: cleared what kind of some people are getting over it?

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Speaker 1: What like who stays? I think No, I guess I

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Speaker 1: guess we're talking about like like immediately, like who's the

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Speaker 1: most bumped? Kyle, I'm scared. I'm scared out of my mind.

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Speaker 1: And that's another episode of epic Say fire away, I

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Speaker 1: see you next week and ve come back and see me.

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