WEBVTT - Hour 3: Digital Dollar 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:09.400 It is the Jesse Kelly Show Man only an hour left. 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:12.719 That sucks. It's already final out, final hour of the 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:16.920 Jesse Kelly Show. It's news to me, final hour. Remember 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:20.640 you can email in Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:23.200 These gift ones are too dagon funny. I'm gonna get 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:24.919 back to the gift ones here in a second. I 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:27.520 want to do this real quick first, because I'm not 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:29.440 I'm not done with this point. I was going off 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:31.320 on the point, going off on the point, and then 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:35.560 I kind of got distracted about about how the communist churches, 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:39.920 how they are very purposeful. They understand that the congregation 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:43.400 itself can be an army that can help shape the culture. 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:47.800 I remember, politics is really really important for shaping your culture. 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:49.960 You know, abortions are down six percent in the United 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:53.479 States of America since the overturning of roversus Wade. Do 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:56.440 you know why that six percent is there because immediately 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.600 fifteen states boom voted to bannit. Now, why did fifteen 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:03.120 states vote to be an abortion? Because more Republicans than 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:05.720 Democrats went to the polls and voted in those states. 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:09.760 What you do, your hands and feet actually matter. So again, 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:13.520 while your pastors turning the other cheek. This is another 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:17.880 bishop praying over Raphael Warnuck. Does it sound like they're 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:21.360 worried about their tax exam staters. We thank you even 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:24.560 now for how you have given him this assignment, and 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:27.800 we create even now, God, that you would go before him, 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:31.360 be his shepherd, be behind him with goodness and mercy, 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.759 Be on the right and on the left, with the rod, 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:37.200 and with the staff, be beneath him as a solid foundation. 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:41.679 But an even now his head afresh with oil. We 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.320 give your name praise. We give your name glorious for 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:48.000 Nehemiah that is building, for David that is willing to 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:51.000 stand against a golia. We thank you right now for 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:53.919 Moleses who's willing to lead people to a brighter future. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:57.080 We thank you even right now God, for this leader 0:01:57.120 --> 0:02:00.080 that you have called unto yourself in the purse and 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:04.080 a Raphael Warnut. Father, we pray your blesses upon him, 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.360 from the crown of his head to the soul of 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:09.240 his seat. Father, we lift him before you, and we 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:13.120 claim as done in the name of Jesus. We give 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:16.600 God praise. We thank God even Yeah, you get it, 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.919 You get it. Who's gonna win, you're above it all 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:23.240 turned to dart cheek pastor or the guy who is 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:27.520 mobilizing his congregation as an army. We've got to be smarter. 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:30.799 And by the way, speaking of the abortion thing, keep 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:33.240 in mind, yes, there are many states that have gone 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:36.400 pro life, and that's wonderful, but there are still so 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:39.919 many hubs in this country that are praying on, especially 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:43.720 the black community. The abortion industry. They've committed a genocide 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:47.480 against the black community in this country. Preborn, they're out 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:50.240 there fighting. Did you hear about that abortion or the 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:53.480 sorry abortion clinic? Did you hear about the pro life 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:57.640 clinic in Buffalo? They got firebombed molotov cocktails. Guess who's 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:02.960 clinic that was? Preborn? Preborn's out there taking molotovs to 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:06.280 the face. 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So, 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:46.840 my mom for my birthday gave gave me this twelve 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:49.920 inch tall oil Derek with a music box in the 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:51.920 bottom that played the Impossible Dream. I'm like, what am 0:03:51.920 --> 0:04:00.400 I supposed to do with this? That reminds me I 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.120 at one point in time, as you know, I was 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:06.120 a bad gift giver. I apparently had bought I kept 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:09.240 buying my wife jewelry boxes. Only she didn't have much 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:12.040 jewelry because we didn't have any money. But she finally 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:13.720 she didn't have the heart to tell me this. So 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:16.240 finally she pulls me in the closet one day and 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.880 she says, Jess, I just want you to look at this, 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:21.839 and she points to the top shelf and it's four 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:24.920 empty jewelry boxes sitting at the top of the shelf. 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:29.880 That's my bad, Gary, New York. A bad gift you've 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:35.479 given or received? Yes see, I received a Lawrence Quelled 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:44.480 Christmas Holly classic favorite songs. That's well yeah, that's basically 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:53.400 the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. Brody, Atlanta, go, Brody, 0:04:53.680 --> 0:05:00.120 you failed, you failed. Laurie and South Carolina go. My 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.719 now husband, when we were about twenty years old, he 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:05.719 gave me these two long jackets that I looked like 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:10.200 the Michelin man in Now. I'm very thin, and so 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.159 I made a face when I tried the first one on, 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:17.159 and they were identical. Anyway, if that wasn't bad enough, 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:21.200 he said, oh, I got them two for one, which 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:24.040 I took it off and I said take it back. 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:27.440 My father's jaw dropped and he said to me that, 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:31.159 he goes, I cannot believe you just did that. My 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:34.279 husband took it back and he married me. So that's that. Now, 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.800 hold on, Laurie and Horn. You say it made you 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:40.480 look like the michelin man, That seems like it's got 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:43.040 to be a little bit over dramatic. It added a 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:45.760 little puff. It didn't turn you into one of the 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:52.720 ladies at the view. No, not exactly, but stiff at 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:55.839 twenty years old, you don't dress like God. Yeah, that's 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:59.000 a good point. That's a good point, all right. Speaking 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:02.720 by the way, speaking of the View, I played this 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:04.480 a little bit earlier. I just want to I'm not 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:05.920 going to dwell on this because i want to get 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:07.880 to this HHS thing and back to your calls about 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:09.640 the gifts and stuff like that. I just want to 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.239 remind you again, over and over and over and over again, 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:16.359 because the communist has no values of his own. He doesn't, 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:19.120 he hasn't have a value system, none that you would recognize. 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.599 He just lives to destroy. His is a religion of 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:26.039 destruction and domination. That gives him freedoms that you don't 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:28.840 have that you'll never have. One of the freedoms it 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:33.640 gives him is he can use and will use without hesitation, 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:37.280 your values against you. You see, he looks at your 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:41.440 values and he finds them to be absurd, but he 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:46.760 also understands their important values to you and can be used. 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:51.000 So whenever you hear the communists speaking like this, just 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:53.960 know that you're under no obligation to go along with it. 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.080 You're have an obligation to reject it. And he often 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.640 says you have to separate the art from the artists. 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:02.839 Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:07.520 That's right. Oh yeah, listen to all those harpies at 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:09.120 the crowd too. Oh yeah, that's right, that is what 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.080 Jesus said. Yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of pocket 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:16.600 Bibles floating around there, all right, courtesy of Project Veritas 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:22.119 of some pretty disturbing stuff out of HHS. This is well, 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.080 I want you to just sit back, and I want 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:26.400 you to listen to this. The tax dollars of people 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:29.960 who are listening are paying to put children in the 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.120 hands of criminals. Said I need to make you aware, 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:36.240 and they said, Tara, we don't get sued by traffickers. 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:39.800 A government whistleblower, we have stepped forward to Project Veritas 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:42.920 to detail her harrowing experience as a Department of Health 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:46.400 and Human Services. In twenty twenty one, this whistle blower 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:50.840 volunteered to assist HHS with the placement of unaccompanied miners 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:55.520 and was deployed to the Migrant Emergency Intake Site in Pomona, California. There, 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:58.960 she witnessed the agency failing these children, as she puts it, 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:03.480 doing the work of the cartels on your tax dollars, 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:07.440 these vulnerable children. We care for them, we clothe them, 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.920 we feed them with your dollars and my dollars. We 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:16.440 fly that product directly to the trafficker. God forbid its 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:20.680 sex trafficking. Project Adtoas embarked on a nine month investigation 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:24.440 across the country to corroborate our whistleblower's claim. So he 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:31.000 attempted to traffick children, and he's still at address in Texas. Yes, 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:34.520 we have forty four unaccompanied children at that address. We 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:37.720 have twenty five unaccompanied children at that address. Project der 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:41.559 Atas put boots on the ground visiting scores of addresses 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:44.880 the whistleblowers shared from case files she worked on. What 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:50.600 we found was shocking, just the reminder to you that 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:57.360 the most tolerant kind border security there is is the 0:08:57.440 --> 0:09:01.439 harshest sounding border security in the world. People think I'm 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:04.440 a monster when I say a not only should we 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:08.000 turn everyone away right at the southern border? Nope, turn around, 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:10.520 turn around, walk back. Oh we just got here. It's 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:12.960 a long desert yep, good thing, you already know the 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.360 way back. Follow your footprints on the way back. Not 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.600 only that, I'm the monster who thinks ICE is the 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:22.559 only government organization that should be expanded temporarily to about 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:25.760 fifty thousand agents so they can go around and round 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.520 up every man, woman, and child who's here illegally and 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:30.800 deport them from the nation. And when I say that, 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:33.320 people say that's harsh, or say that's mean, and I 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.360 say no, no, no no, no, no no. Your compassionate immigration 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:42.880 policy enables the largest human slave auction in the world today, 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:47.880 The largest human trafficking operation in the world today takes 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:52.439 place on America's southern border. And it's the compassionate immigration 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:56.160 person who enables every bit of it. My harsh policies 0:09:56.360 --> 0:10:00.360 that sound like I'm a big meani mcmean face, harsh 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:05.400 policies would stop illegal immigration like that, No more traffic kids. 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:10.200 The stories I've heard about what's happening, especially to children 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.080 and women in this country, illegal immigrants that have been 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:16.400 trafficked here by the cartels would make you vomit. The 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.360 videos my sources send me, I can't even just I 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.800 saw I saw a still beating heart that had been 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:24.400 cut out of someone's chest. Did you know that that's 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.719 the kind of thing that stays with you. These compassionate 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:31.720 immigration policies of Joe Biden, they're despicable and they're evil. 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.400 All right, that was heavy, right, right. We're gonna go 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:37.160 back to your gifts and we're gonna get to some 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:41.439 emails and your gifts and drilling for oil and Venezuela. 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:46.400 Hang on? Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:59.360 he think? So? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show it Jesse 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:02.719 Kelly Show. Did you hear John Kirby today? Every now 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:04.839 and then they have to give Corren Diversity High or 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:06.960 a break? All right, they have to give her a 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:10.559 break because well, she's a Diversity High. She's not very 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:14.200 good at her job, misspeak? Or does he in fact 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:17.480 went to ban all semi automatic don't know he was. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:20.360 He was talking about assault weapons, That's what he was 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:25.559 talking about. Okay, So look, Corren Diversity, how did she 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.160 had a rough day yesterday? And every now and then 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.360 he got to bring in John Kirby. John Kirby's a 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.480 much better liar than Corren Diversity Higher is. And they 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:36.400 decided to ask Kirby about the protest going on in China. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.840 Remember they're huge protests happening right now in China. People 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:41.559 are sick of being welded in their homes and then 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.120 burned alive, which I can see how that would be 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:46.679 a problem. That would be a Look, I'll say this 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.400 for the Chinese at least they no, freedom is not free. 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.000 So Kirby had to step in and said this, I'm wondering, 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:55.280 what is the president's reaction when he hears protesters in 0:11:55.400 --> 0:12:00.320 China chant freedom or Shijing ping set down and it's 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:03.320 not going to speak for protesters around the world. They're 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:07.880 speaking for themselves. There's no reaction. These protesters are speaking 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:10.040 for themselves. What we are doing is making it clear 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:15.400 that we support the right of peaceful protest. M okay. 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:19.880 So that's really noncommittal, now, isn't it. Isn't it funny? 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:23.360 How how think about how many hashtags you've seen go around? 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:25.120 How many times? How many times have you heard the 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:29.000 words never again or never forget? See you hear that 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:31.920 all the time. When you hear it when it comes 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:34.800 to nine to eleven, never forget. When it comes to 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:38.320 the Holocaust, you hear never again, never again, never forget, 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:43.920 never again. I don't believe it. I don't believe it 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:48.160 at all. I believe if these things happen again, they'll 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.719 happen for basically the same reasons they happened the last time. 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:55.360 What Chris, yeah, Chris brought up We'll go, Chris said, 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:58.480 we check in on the weakers never again. Yeah, that's 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:01.720 the weakers in China. They're current having their kidneys carved 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.199 out in an organ harvesting. And I would even go 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:07.080 into what it's like for the women. Dear former lead 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:12.240 singer of Deleterious Consequences and still pink flour. My sixteen 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:14.440 year old daughter, who I'm trying to teach politics too, 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:17.360 used to say the Left is stupid. She didn't understand 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:19.840 as idiotic as the policies and things they promote and 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.640 stand for our mostly to just take the eye off 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:25.800 the really important stuff. I hear a lot of talk 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:28.600 radio hosts saying this is the end of privacy with 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:32.240 the upcoming digital dollar. Seems like a slam dunk that 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:34.840 it would be unconstitutional as it is forced on us. 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:37.400 It's a great way to control us as the peasants 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:40.000 they see us as. But if enough of us, especially 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:43.240 in READI areas, refuse to go digital, what can they 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.679 do to us? Could we not just turn in our 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:49.360 current paper money and continue to use amongst ourselves as currency. 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:53.280 Would we have to go back to gold and silver coins. No, 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:55.800 you would have to go back to gold and silver coins, 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:59.200 my friend, because look, you could say what if we 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:03.679 refused to go digital. Well, here's the problem. The federal 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:07.960 government has so intertwined itself with corporate America. Yeah, you 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:10.880 can refuse to go digital, and we have to fight 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.080 this fight like it is the fight, because it is 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:17.520 the fight. So you can refuse to go digital. But 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.440 what if the company doesn't take anything else? And you 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:24.040 will watch America's corporations who don't want to get underneath 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.680 the government the government thumb. They don't want to they 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.200 don't want to fall under the gaze of the IRS. 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:33.400 That's currently after your six hundred dollar Venmo account. They're 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:36.720 simply going to refuse to take anything but the digital dollar. 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.120 And you can say all day long, no, no, no, 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:40.840 I got one hundred dollar bill. And they're gonna look 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:42.760 around and say, hey, man, I can't, I can't risk it. 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:45.240 I can't. We already had the IRS in here earlier 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:48.440 making sure we weren't taking any real money. They freeze 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.560 you out of the ability to buy anything. Who's been 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:54.600 telling you to buy some serious gold for a long 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:58.280 long time. Not gold bars either, and not gold held 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:01.000 in a vault for you. Gold points so you can 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:06.720 purchase goods in services. Rob Spokane go. I am the 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:12.280 master of procrastination, inherited by my father. So it was 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:16.400 Christmas Eve. Everything was closed. Was driving down the street. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:19.560 Everything was dark. There was no hope for the future. 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:21.880 I was going down the road. I see a light. 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:26.240 I pull in. It's a Christian gifts center. I pull in. 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.720 They were close in twenty minutes. So I go in 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:32.080 there and I grabbed some coloring books because my girlfriend 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:35.600 had two young kids. Grabbed coloring books, a little the 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:38.160 Little Jesus picture, you know, that's about two. It just tall. 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:41.560 And I bought her the white Bible with the gold 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:45.280 like the best of the best of the best. I 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.960 thought I had it all figured out, get it all 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:52.640 packed up, wrapped, go to Christmas, and she said this, 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:55.080 you know, they're opening presents. She said, this better not 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:59.560 be a Bible. And she opened it up and it 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:03.800 was beautiful white Bible. And her mother or sister, brother 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:05.960 and her they all stood up and they threw me 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:12.160 out of the house. Wait a minute, why were they 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:14.880 a bunch of atheist's life? Well, I don't know. This 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:17.280 is really weird. And this is back when Dan Marino 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:19.960 was the best. She bought me a bunch of Miami 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.440 Dolphins stuff, and she grabbed all my presents that she 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:24.960 bought from me, and she took them from me and 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:27.400 get out of my house. So I had to go there. 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:31.920 I left with no presence, and I got a white 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:35.840 Bible out of the deal. That seems that seems like 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:39.040 a bit of an overreaction. That seems a little bit 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:42.120 of an overreaction. That's a little that's a little too far. 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:44.640 Even Chris wouldn't give back a Bible and it has 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:51.520 the New Testament. Jason, North, Carolina, go. Yeah, So after 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:56.600 a bad divorce, my ex wife met a guy. He 0:16:56.840 --> 0:17:00.320 was fresh out of prison two months four arm to 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:04.240 bank robbery. And I was several months later for Christmas 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:08.080 rolling around, wrapped up everybody's presence, and I included him 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:15.400 with a genuine soap on the road. Okay, that's that's 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:22.000 not bad. That's fantastic. That's fantastic. You know what, you 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:24.440 know what? I get my dad now because it's impossible 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:26.320 to shop for my dad. It's just like me, it's 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:28.879 impossible to shop for me. Just doesn't want anything, and 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:30.639 if he wants something, he just goes and gets it. 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:33.800 I just get my dad food. I do I find 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:36.439 different ways to get my dad food. Who doesn't love 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:39.159 to eat? Everyone loves to eat. I mean, look, we 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:41.040 even share that with the ladies on the view. We 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:45.879 love to eat. Have you considered maybe buying that person 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:49.840 in your life a little bundle from Biloxi Shrimp. You know, 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:52.439 it's the freshest shrimp that you'll ever eat in your life. 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:55.920 It's delivered to their front door. You can get shrimp, 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:59.760 you can get the herbs and spices, which I recommend 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:04.840 an American company, American shrimp boats, American shrimp right out 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:07.640 of the Mississippi Golf. You know, nine of the shrimp 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:12.920 you eat is from overseas, right by American American companies. 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:18.919 Now Biloxi Shrimpco. Dot com promo code Jesse. Actually the 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:22.200 wife made a shrimp linguini with our Biloxi shrimp last night, 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:25.639 and Chris per my request. She did use a little 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:28.040 bit extra of the herbs and spices, put a little 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:31.840 mozzarella in there, some linguini pasta, some the herbs and 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:36.800 spices on the shrimp. Biloxi Shrimpco. Dot Com promo code 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:40.120 Jesse gets you ten percent off. All right, all right, 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:43.040 we are going to continue on eight seven seven three 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:46.720 seven seven four three seven three horrible gifts you've given 0:18:47.119 --> 0:19:00.240 or received? And some emails hang on it is is 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:03.200 that Jesse Kelly Show. Remember you can email the show 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:07.399 Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:12.960 Kelly show dot com. Remember of small businesses can't pay 0:19:13.000 --> 0:19:17.400 rent this month? That train is it coming coming round 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:20.520 the bend? I'm telling you, man, you know what enough? Ugly, 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:28.600 that's enough. Chris for tonight, Pam, Pennsylvania. Go my son. 0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:33.080 He's in a coastguard. He's very logical and likes to 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:36.480 give me these complicated gifts that I can't figure out 0:19:36.480 --> 0:19:39.640 how to use. And one year for Christmas, he gave 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:43.640 me this coffee pot that I swear you need a 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:46.879 degree in engineering to figure out how to use. And 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:51.000 had all these bells, all these whistles, and could not 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:53.879 forget how to use the thing. So I gifted it 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:56.720 back to him. I just want to make a cup 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:59.080 of coffee. I don't want to have to think through all. 0:20:01.000 --> 0:20:04.560 You know, I actually have experienced this exact same thing. 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:10.840 I as a housewarming gift from my parents, they gave 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:14.040 us a coffee pot. Now I should I should clarify 0:20:14.040 --> 0:20:16.879 I drink coffee every day. I've tried to in the 0:20:16.960 --> 0:20:19.360 name of my blood pressure, I've tried to cut back. 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:21.439 I basically stick to one cup of day. But I've 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:23.760 been a two cup of day coffee man for a 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:26.199 very very very long time. And I used to do 0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:28.600 cream and sugar, and then me and a buddy I 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:31.280 was selling urvs with we just because we were idiots 0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:33.280 and meat heads, we decided that it was kind of 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:35.560 girly to have cream and sugar in your coffee, and 0:20:35.640 --> 0:20:39.000 that's not how John Wayne would drink it. So well, 0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:40.520 I don't know what do you want me to tell you, Chris, 0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:43.280 It was immediate thing to do. We just decided we're 0:20:43.320 --> 0:20:45.560 going to black coffee. And it only took a few days, 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:46.800 and all of a sudden I was on the black 0:20:46.800 --> 0:20:49.560 coffee train. So now I drink my coffee black like 0:20:49.600 --> 0:20:51.879 a man. And to this day, when I ordered coffee 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:54.560 in a restaurant, I embarrassed the wife because I say 0:20:54.600 --> 0:20:56.879 it really loud. No, I just take it black, and 0:20:56.960 --> 0:20:59.280 she rolls her eyes and puts her head in her heads. Anyway, 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:04.480 so I don't drink lattes and cappuccinos and things I 0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:06.400 don't drink it and don't I don't. Can I add 0:21:06.440 --> 0:21:09.439 a steamed oh milk with a goat fart like? I 0:21:09.440 --> 0:21:11.760 don't add any of that stuff in there. I just 0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:15.640 drink black coffee. That's that's, that's all. And unlike Chris, 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:18.159 I'm not a coffee snob. Chris is one of these 0:21:18.240 --> 0:21:20.760 huge coffee snobs. We have one of those Kyrieg things 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:24.119 here in the studio, and I think we have I 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:26.280 seriously think we have ten different kinds of coffee you 0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:29.200 put in there. There's Dunkin Donuts, and there's Green Mountain 0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:31.919 and there's there's all this stuff. It all tastes the 0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:33.679 same and none of it there's no difference in it. 0:21:33.680 --> 0:21:36.320 But Chris, Chris knows the difference. He doesn't even like 0:21:36.400 --> 0:21:39.359 the Kyrieg. He probably wants a French press or something. Anyway. 0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:42.560 So I get this coffee coffee machine and it has 0:21:42.600 --> 0:21:45.520 even these little like metal tube thingies that come out 0:21:45.560 --> 0:21:48.080 of it, and there's all that. I think it had 0:21:48.280 --> 0:21:51.040 on two three fo it had ten different buttons, ten 0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:54.480 different buttons, five on the right and five on the left. 0:21:54.680 --> 0:21:57.119 And I was just used to grinding a little coffee 0:21:57.119 --> 0:21:59.119 in the morning, pour it in the filter, and you 0:21:59.160 --> 0:22:01.800 have a black pot coffee there. I'm with Pam. You 0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:09.320 know what I stand with Pam. Brody Atlanta, go okay, 0:22:09.400 --> 0:22:12.840 have a pardon A I didn't mean to not be there. 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:16.800 So the best gift that I've given so far, I 0:22:16.960 --> 0:22:20.600 just ordered a hero arrow for my new dime because 0:22:20.640 --> 0:22:25.480 she doesn't carry. The worst gifts I've ever received. It 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:30.479 was my fourteen my fourteenth birthday, I was a total 0:22:30.560 --> 0:22:35.119 punk rocker. Leather jacket, mohawk, all that jazz. My grandma 0:22:35.640 --> 0:22:38.600 bought me a new Kids on the Block beach towel. 0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:42.520 I kid you not. I was just like, what is it? 0:22:42.680 --> 0:22:47.400 Is that really what you think of me? Thanks? That's hilarious, Brodie, 0:22:47.400 --> 0:22:49.640 don't lie. You're still drying off of that to this day. 0:22:49.680 --> 0:22:52.440 Don't tell lies. Brodie calls in to tell lies. That's 0:22:52.440 --> 0:23:01.439 still his favorite towel. Josh Wisconsin, Go Jesse. I wanted 0:23:01.480 --> 0:23:04.399 to tell you about a couple of wedding gifts that 0:23:04.560 --> 0:23:10.320 my parents received back in nineteen eighty three. My father's 0:23:10.359 --> 0:23:16.439 brother gave them a Webster's Dictionary, and my mother's brother 0:23:16.600 --> 0:23:25.680 gave them a brass spittoon that might be the a spittoon. 0:23:26.280 --> 0:23:29.639 Oh gosh, dear vacation man. You know what, that's not 0:23:29.720 --> 0:23:32.280 very nice. All right, that's not very nice. Last night 0:23:32.320 --> 0:23:35.520 on your part time radio show, also not nice. You 0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:38.679 spoke about getting better when it comes to investing. I 0:23:38.800 --> 0:23:41.600 researched this and I made the switch. It's really hard 0:23:41.640 --> 0:23:44.320 when it comes to investing. I've been with Vanguard for 0:23:44.359 --> 0:23:47.680