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Speaker 1: have been more polite to say sorry, but that's all

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Speaker 1: I gotta do. Sorry, But he gets into Kansas City,

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Speaker 1: And remember I talked about how the Mafia was a

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Speaker 1: Kansas City was a big mob town. The Mafia had

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Speaker 1: a heavy hand, and a lot of these bank robberies,

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Speaker 1: or at least bank robbers. When I stay heavy hand,

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Speaker 1: I mean this either they were guided by the mob

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Speaker 1: or the mob demanded their cup. Oh yeah, no, you

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Speaker 1: want to go have your phone robson bank's totally fine.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and get five percent of that, though,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and get ten percent of that.

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Speaker 1: And you don't want to see what happens if you

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Speaker 1: don't get me what I want. And it was extremely

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Speaker 1: beneficial for the bank robbers to do that anyway. They

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Speaker 1: would oftentimes check in with the local mob anyway, because

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Speaker 1: the local mob could help you if you were on

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Speaker 1: the run. You wanted a great relationship with him. Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: al capone, here's your ten percent. More than happy to.

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Speaker 1: By the way, they're hot on my traw. You have

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Speaker 1: a place I can lay low for a little while. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, come on, I got you no problem. He

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Speaker 1: gets into Kansas City and the mob there has a

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Speaker 1: job for him. Pretty boy Floyd had a great reputation

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Speaker 1: at this point, tom cool customer, the kind of man

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Speaker 1: who gets things done. And there was a bank robber

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Speaker 1: by the name of Nash who had been arrested. Nash

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Speaker 1: and was another guy with a great reputation. Floyd did

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Speaker 1: not know him, did not work with him, but Nash

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Speaker 1: had been arrested and was getting ready to get shipped

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Speaker 1: off to hard time. The mob calls in pretty boy Floyd,

456
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: couple other dudes says, hey, I want you to spring

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Speaker 1: Nash out of prison or get him out of police

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Speaker 1: custody before he gets to prison. It's thought that he

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Speaker 1: did this for money, but we don't really know a

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Speaker 1: lot of details of it. There are still people out there.

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Speaker 1: He say, you say he didn't do it. Nash agree

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Speaker 1: or Floyd agreed. So they're at Union Station. They're at

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Speaker 1: Union Station, the cops and Nash. Remember Nash is the

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Speaker 1: man under arrest, and what actually happened at Union Station.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we will ever know. What we do

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Speaker 1: know is this Nash was actually in the front seat.

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Speaker 1: There were three cops. When I say cops. The FBI

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Speaker 1: was there too, local cops. FBI, there were three cops

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Speaker 1: in the backseat. We know that three men. Pretty boy

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Speaker 1: Floyd is thought to have been one of them. Three

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Speaker 1: men pop up with tommy guns, and by the time

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Speaker 1: they're done, Nash, the bank robber they were supposed to save,

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Speaker 1: is dead and cops are dead, four of them, FBI

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Speaker 1: and local cops. Now, the reason I bring up that

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Speaker 1: story in such a vague way is the story was

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Speaker 1: sold as the three robbers, pretty voy Floyd popped up

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Speaker 1: with their tommy guns just started opening fire on everybody there.

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Speaker 1: Killed Nash, killed the cops, and took off. This is

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Speaker 1: why they know. It's a famous incident called the Kansas

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Speaker 1: City massacre. However, there is a lot of forensic evidence

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Speaker 1: what they could gather after there's evidence one of the

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Speaker 1: cops in the back seat, with a shotgun in his hand,

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Speaker 1: accidentally killed two of his fellow cops with the shotgun

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Speaker 1: and shot off the top of Nash's head on accident

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Speaker 1: who was sitting in the passenger seat. And they blamed

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Speaker 1: it all on Floyd and the other guys. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who I believe. I don't generally go to the

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Speaker 1: cops are liars and crooks are telling the truth. Thing.

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Speaker 1: But I will say, and I don't know what frame

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Speaker 1: of mind he was in by this point, there was

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Speaker 1: nothing in Floyd's background that would indicate he's the type

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Speaker 1: of man who's gonna pop up with the Tommy gun

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Speaker 1: and mow down a bunch of people indiscriminately and take off.

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Speaker 1: That is not the baby face Nelson. If you told

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Speaker 1: me he did that, oh yeah, Nelson would have killed

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Speaker 1: a lot more than four or five Floyd. That's not

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Speaker 1: his history. But either way, none of that matters. It's

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Speaker 1: known as the Kansas City massacre. And now this is

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Speaker 1: used by j Edgar Hoover because one of his guys

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Speaker 1: died and the cops died. This is used by him

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Speaker 1: as an opportunity. He wants more authority, he wants weapons,

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00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: he wants arrest authority, he wants in on this thing.

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Speaker 1: He's going to make a name for himself here. One

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Speaker 1: of the men involved with pretty by Floyd in the

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Speaker 1: Kansas City massacre was a man by the name of

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Speaker 1: Verne Miller. Vernon Miller, and I mean the mob did

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Speaker 1: send them on the job to rescue Nash and Nash

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00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: didn't stay alive and the cops are dead and apparently

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Speaker 1: the mob had a big problem with that. That and

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Speaker 1: do these people know how creepy they sound? Chris, Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about y'all. I got together with about

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Speaker 1: with all of them, and they're like, hey, Jessee, I'm like, gay, guys,

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Speaker 1: we got fireworks all over the street. Y'all be safe,

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Speaker 1: you two, and I'll be doing the same thing this

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Speaker 1: July fourth too. You're welcome to hide at home if

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Speaker 1: you want. No one ever dies at home. All right,

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Speaker 1: never mind, we'll get what. We'll get to that later.

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Speaker 1: Chris wrap too much stuff. Let me finish Pretty Boy Floyd.

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Speaker 1: Verne Miller. He was one of Pretty Boy Floyd's partners

557
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Speaker 1: during this failed thing. And remember this Kansas City massacre

558
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: saw the death of Nash, who they wanted saved, and

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00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 1: it saw the death of cops. The mafia does not

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00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: dead cops. Dead cops bring heat. Apparently they got a

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Speaker 1: hold of Verne Miller. The mob did, and they let

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Speaker 1: him know about their displeasure. They found Verne Miller dead

563
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: in a ditch later on he had died. The final

564
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: blow was a clawhammer to the head. That was a

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Speaker 1: mercy considering what they were doing to him beforehand. We're

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Speaker 1: moving on now. Pretty Boy Floyd remembered the whole beginning

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Speaker 1: of the show, how people hated the banks is a

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Speaker 1: celebrity I mean celebrity. Anytime a bank is robbed people

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Speaker 1: they'll brag that it was pretty boy Floyd, even if

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Speaker 1: he didn't do it, because it's a mark of status

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Speaker 1: if you get robbed by him. Oh yeah, pretty boy

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Speaker 1: Floyd robbed our bank. Pretty boy Floyd came and robbed

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Speaker 1: our town. He robs in his own hometown. At one point,

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Speaker 1: I'm not making this up, he invites his family and

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Speaker 1: friends before the robbery to come set up shop and

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Speaker 1: watch him rob. In fact, he replaces his grandfather, who

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Speaker 1: was seated somewhere he didn't think would have a good

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Speaker 1: enough view, and moves him to a different place so

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Speaker 1: they can watch him rob the bank. He walks in

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Speaker 1: the barber shop next door and tells the barber, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go rob the bank. I just want to

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Speaker 1: let you know. Don't call the cops or anything, okay,

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Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, Floyd, you're good, but have a

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Speaker 1: good one. Would I say, celebrity people will. People will

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Speaker 1: sign up for some ugly things if you're opposing the

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Speaker 1: bad guy. It's human nature. It's not good, it's not bad.

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Speaker 1: It's human nature. But these stories always come to an

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Speaker 1: end eventually. John Dillinger gets killed in nineteen thirty four,

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Speaker 1: while John Dillinger was public Enemy number one. Once John

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Speaker 1: Dillinger goes down, you know the government's never gonna look

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Speaker 1: around and say, well, I guess we should pack up

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Speaker 1: our stuff, takeaway our funding. We're done here. They needed

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Speaker 1: a new public enemy. Pretty boy Floyd. He got on

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Speaker 1: the FBI's radar big time now, and after that dead

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Speaker 1: FBI agent, they were already all over him and some

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Speaker 1: of the worst luck humanly possible. Floyd is riding in

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Speaker 1: a car with his partner and their girlfriends. They get

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Speaker 1: in a car wreck just by themselves. They can't go

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Speaker 1: into town to get help, so they send the women

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Speaker 1: to get help, and the cops roll up on them.

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Speaker 1: Partner gets arrested, Floyd takes off into the woods. Floyd

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Speaker 1: quickly though, Okay, this partner we arrested is pretty boy

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Speaker 1: Floyd's partner. That must mean that's pretty boy Floyd, go

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Speaker 1: get him. The FBI mounts up a massive hunt through

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Speaker 1: the forest, horses, dogs, the works. Pretty boy Floyd, crafty

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Speaker 1: And then when he's done with that, and this dude

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Speaker 1: takes off across the cornfield, heading towards a tree line.

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00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: Apparently the cops had a stone cold killer with him

639
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: who could handle a weapon from five hundred yards away,

640
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: and I think the guy had open sights, but don't

641
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: quote me on this. Pow nail's Floyd in the arm.

642
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: Floyd gets up again, Bob's and weaves pow. Next one

643
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: did not hit him in the arm. Floyd laid there dyeing.

644
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: The cops ran up to him started questioning Floyd. As

645
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: he was dying. Floyd went out like a gangster, though

646
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: said I'm not telling you guys a single thing before

647
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: he took his last breath. And that is the story

648
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: of Pretty Boy Floyd and Now it is time for

649
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: what's going to be the greatest asked Doctor Jesse slash

650
00:42:50,200 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: lies your parents told you Friday ever? Hang up, Jesse

651
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: Kelly returns next. This is the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember

652
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: if you miss any part of the show, the whole

653
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 1: thing is podcasting on i har, Google, Spotify, on iTunes.

654
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: We have the best asked Doctor Jesse questions ever and

655
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 1: some of the most twisted lies the parents have told

656
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: you and that you've told your kids. This one. When

657
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: I was five, my mom told me I did not

658
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: be hey. If I did not behave, the garbage men

659
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: would take me away with the trash. She evidently forgot

660
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: this lie and could not understand why. In the weeks

661
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: to follow, every time I saw the garbage truck pull

662
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: in the house, I would run screaming into my room

663
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 1: and hide under the bed. He says, I can use

664
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: his name. That's Mike from the People's Republic of New York.

665
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: That is so sick. All right, gets serious, Chris. We

666
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: have an in laws question here and it is a doozy.

667
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: You're ready for this one. Hang on, Buckle up, everybody,

668
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: You're here for the ride. Now, Dear Oracle of awesome

669
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: showgun of peep shows and the Great Sombrero in the Sky.

670
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 1: I have a question for you that requires your unique

671
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 1: intellect and skill. It's basically a yes or no answer.

672
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: It's a delicate subject matter, a universal subject matter, and

673
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: one that sends freezing cold shivers down the spines of

674
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: ordinary people. It's about two words. No, it's not Antichrist,

675
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: it's the in laws. Yes. Indeed, so that said, here's

676
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:38,720
Speaker 1: the situation on the ground as follows. Pay attention, pay attention.

677
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: Here we go. My wife's parents live with us for

678
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 1: about six months out of the year. Note her siblings

679
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: will or cannot. Her siblings cannot take them in. They

680
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: are elderly poor and get very minimal social security slash

681
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: food stamps. They spend the other six months in their

682
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: native country. And I live in a very small abode,

683
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: very nice people who I enjoy, and the language barrier

684
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: limits our interaction. He says, it's not a bad thing.

685
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: It's certainly not so. After working a grueling evening shift,

686
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 1: I come home to eat a sandwich. I'm about three

687
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: bites into a pastrami sandwich when my wife saddles up

688
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: to me at the kitchen and says the words a

689
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: husband generally does not want to hear. Can I ask

690
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 1: you a question? Typically, in my experience, nothing good follows

691
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: that phrase. Immediately, my stomach conjures up thoughts of uncontrollable

692
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: ibs and my left temple twitches like an old light bulb.

693
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: Being the ogre I am, I still trudge through the sandwich.

694
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: It's at this point where my wife says, quote, my

695
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: parents would like to know if we can send them

696
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: seventy five dollars a month for the use of the

697
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: food stamps while they're away. I'm not gonna lie. It

698
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: took me a minute or two to process. First, they

699
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: are not my food stamps. I work hard to sustain

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00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: food on the table and don't need them, quite honestly. Second,

701
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: food stamps typically can be exchanged cannot be exchanged for cash,

702
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: So I really don't see the need to buy a

703
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 1: gallon of hogin DAWs then turn around and sell such

704
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 1: product to say thirty fourth and eighth Street. Call me crazy,

705
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: but that's a hard no. So I told my wife no.

706
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: I told her that I live by a certain creed

707
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: and that is never mixed. Family slash friends with money, sex, politics, religion, etc.

708
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: So doctor Jesse, was I right, yes or no? Thank you?

709
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: You're devoted listener. You were one hundred percent right, one

710
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 1: hundred percent right, even if it was a slightly different

711
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: situation than the food stamps. You never ever get in

712
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: a money situation with family or friends ever in a

713
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:13,240
Speaker 1: million years. And you know what, credit to you Pal

714
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,439
Speaker 1: for willing to do something necessary. I don't know whether

715
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 1: you fought with the old lady or not, but I

716
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: tell this to young dudes. I tell this to young

717
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: ladies all the time. When you're young, you tend to

718
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: be more emotional. I'd say that's probably fair, right, Chris,

719
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: that's fair. You're more emotional when you're young. You don't

720
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: like to have a fight. I mean I don't like

721
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: to have a fight. Now. Who likes to have a

722
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: fight with their buddy, with their wife, with their girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever.

723
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel nice. Fights are so healthy for anything.

724
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: You have got to have it out sometimes. I'd see

725
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 1: these people. We've talked about this before on the show.

726
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,959
Speaker 1: You talk to these people. I love him so bad.

727
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: We never fight. We've been together a year. If you've

728
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:09,240
Speaker 1: been together for a year and you quote never fight,

729
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: you're not working out your issues. Somebody is eating a

730
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: poop sandwich and talking about how great it tastes. You

731
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: had better start working out the issues that it is

732
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: so good. You put your foot down right there, because

733
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: you know that doesn't stop. At seventy five dollars in

734
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,479
Speaker 1: food stamps a month. I think it's fine you take

735
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: them in. That's just what stuff family does for family,

736
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: the handing money back and forth. Absolutely not, absolutely not. Boy,

737
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: did you make the right call there? Dear handsome oracle

738
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:52,919
Speaker 1: of the Anti Communist Party, Chris, you talked about how

739
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: SPAC was good on the recent show, and I agree,

740
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: we all need to have fun. The reason it comes

741
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 1: off is lame is the people that attend are nerds

742
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: who always talks politics. This isn't who the party is anymore.

743
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: The average Republican went from looking like mister Rogers under

744
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: Mitt Romney to a redneck that works in construction that

745
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 1: drinks bud Ebbs with his friends while blasting Leonard Skinner

746
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: didn't kid rock? Is this guy spying on me? Chris?

747
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: How does the Republican Party change the old perception of

748
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: boring to I don't know what he's trying to say here?

749
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 1: To what the average young voter has become Do we

750
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: need to get smoking hot wives and start throwing parties?

751
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: Best regards Glendon. All right, here's the deal, Bud. It's

752
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: already happening. What you want to happen is already happening.

753
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: And this is a difficult conversation to have with people

754
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 1: on the right because people on the right are more traditional.

755
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 1: People on the right are more issues based voters, more

756
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: logical thinkers. That's part of the reason you're on the right.

757
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: You're logical thinker. And so people on the right, we

758
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 1: don't like to admit that movies are important. We don't

759
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:14,760
Speaker 1: like to admit that that actress, everybody loves that actor,

760
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: everyone admires his opinion does matter? That sucks you and

761
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: I you see that guy talk at the Oscars, and

762
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,479
Speaker 1: do you think who knowing's listening to that nutball? Yes

763
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: they are, Yes they are. That's part of culture you

764
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: want you want to be appealing too. And that sucks.

765
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: But we talk hard truths on this show all the time.

766
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 1: But you know, and these two things are going to overlap.

767
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: Why do you think all the women you see on

768
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: cable news are dimes? Why do you think that is

769
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: it's a visual product. People want to look at dimes

770
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: and that You obviously want to be smart and have

771
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: opinions and things like that too, but people want dimes.

772
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: We have to be honest about human nature. Right now,

773
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 1: things are going well for us in that regard because

774
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:13,439
Speaker 1: the Democratic Party is ancient and boring. The two most

775
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: powerful Democrats in the United States of America are Nancy

776
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: Pelosi and Joe Biden combined. They're roughly six hundred years old.

777
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: That's a good thing. The GOP is getting young and hot.

778
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: Did you look up Lauren Bobert, the freshman congressman from California.

779
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 1: That chick is a smoke show. Did you look up?

780
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: What was the Cataline Alauf who we was at yesterday

781
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 1: or the day before, the one running in a primary

782
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: against Adam Kinzinger. She looks like a model. Now, I'm

783
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,839
Speaker 1: not saying you have to, you know, completely be an

784
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 1: ogre about it, but that is a good thing. You

785
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,359
Speaker 1: want your party to be young and sexy because it's

786
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: appealing to people. The boat parties were good. What I'm

787
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: saying to you is it's already happening. The party is

788
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: becoming younger and cooler. Plus we're the counterculture man. Kids

789
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 1: want to be in the counterculture. Hang on, you're listening

790
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. We have to

791
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: take care of our health as we get older, and

792
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 1: isn't that Isn't that so lame and boring? Don't you?

793
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: Don't you miss being ten foot tall and bulletproof when

794
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: you're twenty years old? I do, But I'm not twenty anymore.

795
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm thirty nine now, and I have to take proactive

796
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: steps to take care of my health. But there's this

797
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: thing about me, as you well know, I hate pills.

798
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: I don't like medicine. I just try to keep as

799
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 1: much of that garbage out of my body as possible.

800
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: I look for natural solutions. I have to monitor my

801
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: heart in my blood pressure. Super Beats is the easiest,

802
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: best tasting, natural way for me to do that. I

803
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: eat two super Beats heart choose every single day. That

804
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: helps my heart, that helps my blood pressure. Go to

805
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:25,439
Speaker 1: get Superbeats dot com slash Jesse. That's get superbeats dot

806
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: com slash Jesse, and get this. When you buy two bags,

807
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Speaker 1: they'll give you a third free eight seven seven three

808
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three It is Jesse the

809
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: Oracle Kelly Chris. Sombrero Jesse's coming soon. We're not far

810
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: away from Cinco to my Oh gosh, it's gonna be

811
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: so cool. I'm gonna have the biggest sombrero on in history.

812
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: We're bringing a mariachi band into the studio for the show.

813
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have him break out into song at

814
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: random times. Chris will get mad. I don't care. Email

815
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: dear showgun, Steel Oracle, Sombrero Jesse. You need to have

816
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,919
Speaker 1: a shirt that says what Chris. It could have your

817
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 1: face on it with a little bubble Me and my

818
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: dad would buy one. I just wanted to I just

819
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: want to say, because of you, I feel like I

820
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: know more history than my history teacher teaches us. Also,

821
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 1: if you were stranded on a desert island, what's one

822
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: thing you would take or have with you? You would

823
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: probably going to answer a boat or plane. So those

824
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 1: aren't options from your biggest twelve year old fan. That's

825
00:55:54,840 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 1: pretty cool one. I am a man east at the

826
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 1: what Chris thing? How big that has become. I have

827
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: had more requests to have that on T shirts and

828
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: bumper stickers. We're just gonna have to do it one

829
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 1: of these days. Christ's say, I'll put in the request.

830
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: You're fine, I'll get you one for the show too.

831
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 1: One thing, one thing on a deserted island. Obviously, she says,

832
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: plane and boat aren't options, so so getting out wouldn't

833
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: be an option. So if I can't get out and

834
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: I can have one thing, one thing is difficult. One

835
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: thing is difficult. Maybe maybe an axe or a hatchet

836
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 1: of some kind. Why are you shrugging away like that,

837
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,280
Speaker 1: like that's not any good? You have some better idea

838
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: than an an axe? Or I'm the one on the island.

839
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 1: A survival radio. You're on a deserted island, dufus, It's

840
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 1: not a ham radio. You'll only have so much range.

841
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: What are you going to do with it? Then listen

842
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: to the Beatles. He's back to your questions, Doctor Kelly,

843
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 1: the Great Oracle of Ohio and Showgun of the South.

844
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: I have several questions, but will save for the save

845
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: most for the subsequent fridays. Here's two I'm going to skip.

846
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: The first one doesn't matter, but the second one is dull.

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Speaker 1: Arc all right, this is dark, so buckle up. I

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Speaker 1: believe I am as far right as you on just

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Speaker 1: about every issue besides one, and that is abortion. I

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Speaker 1: would never promote the idea for family and friends. However,

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00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: there's a lot of evidence that suggests that rise in

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Speaker 1: abortion rates is correlated with decreases in crime. The logic

853
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: being then an unwanted and u loved child is statistically

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Speaker 1: more likely to go astray. These are similar to the

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Speaker 1: statistics you've quoted yourself regarding a father abandoning a child. Also,

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00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: you mentioned repeatedly how conservatives need to outbreed liberals in

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Speaker 1: order to take back the country in the long run.

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Speaker 1: So as dark, cruel and immoral as we personally feel

859
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: about abortion, shouldn't we allow liberals to unbreed aka abortion,

860
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 1: the long term result being more children learning conservative values

861
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 1: and less leftist spawn. Love the show since the beginning.

862
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,959
Speaker 1: Keep fighting the good fight. You can use my first name.

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00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: That's from This is from Dan. Well, that's heavy and

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00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: Chris and I actually talked about this one before the show.

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00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 1: Chris feels like the man has a good point. They

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Speaker 1: did I have to I did I summarize your position right.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying Chris was all out endorsing. It feels

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Speaker 1: like the man has a good point, and I will

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00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: tell you I'm not I'm not judging you. I'm not

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00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: pointing your finger at you. And logically, if you're going

871
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: to look at human beings as just numbers on a page,

872
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: I would say, logically, you're correct. I'm not judging you.

873
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you calling you a scumbag, idiot, immoral,

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Speaker 1: or any of those things, nor would I be qualified

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00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: to do any of that should be noted. Speaking of dimes, Chris,

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00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: we have a Washington Redskins cheerleader coming on next hour.

877
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 1: I have to brag or anything like that. Anyway, However,

878
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 1: it's still a baby. I understand what you're talking about,

879
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 1: and I'm not telling you you're wrong, and I'm not

880
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: telling you you have to feel about any issue the

881
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,479
Speaker 1: way I feel. I'm not your pope, I'm not your dad,

882
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm not your spiritual guider. I'm not qualified to do

883
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 1: any of those things. I'm a bad person when I

884
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 1: look at that, I look at a baby. And you

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00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 1: tell me, because I've heard these arguments before, or about

886
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,959
Speaker 1: the child's unwanted, the child's gonna have a bad life,

887
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 1: the child's gonna turn out to be a criminal or

888
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 1: a drug addicted, and so often those things turn out

889
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: to be true. But it is still in my mind

890
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: the way I view the world, it is still in

891
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 1: individual God created soul that you don't have a right

892
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 1: to kill. I don't view you as having a right

893
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: to kill it. That doesn't mean I judge anybody who has.

894
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: I've talked to so many people who've gone through that

895
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: and done it and hate it and hate themselves and

896
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: regret it. But there's no judgment here. I've screwed up

897
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 1: a lot more than you've ever screwed up in your lifetime.

898
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: There's no judgment here. I view it as a God

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01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 1: created soul. You don't have a right to destroy for

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01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: any reason. I'm not telling you that's how you have

901
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 1: to view it. That's how I view it. On paper, logically,

902
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: black and white. You're not wrong. Ask groom, they kill

903
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: all your kids, We'll just have all the kids. But man,

904
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 1: that I can't get there. I can't get there. I

905
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 1: can't get here either, speaking of the lies parents tell

906
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 1: their kids who when I was little and making the

907
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 1: transition from diapers to underwear, my mom bought me underwear

908
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 1: with the crocodile on the front of them, and told

909
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: me if I peed my pants, the crocodile would bite

910
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 1: my quote noodle sole. That is so terrible. Oh gosh, Chris,

911
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: did I ever tell you what we had to do

912
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 1: with my oldest child when we were trying to get

913
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: him potty trained? Oh it was. It was the worst

914
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: experience of my entire life, of my entire life. Now

915
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: we know now that he's older and my oldest is twelve,

916
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 1: we know he does not like dirt between his fingers.

917
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 1: He doesn't like that feeling of It's not that he's

918
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 1: not dirty, he's dirty all the time and playing, but

919
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 1: if he gets a sand between his fingers, he has

920
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: to get it off like it it bothers him. Does

921
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 1: that make sense? It bothers and he doesn't like that

922
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: feeling of things like that against him. So we know

923
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: now what he was going through back then. But my

924
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 1: oldest would not poop in his diaper. He simply would

925
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 1: not poop in his diaper period, and he would. He would.

926
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 1: My wife still laughs about it. He would because I

927
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 1: change diapers. I know you all think I'm a monster,

928
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 1: but I changed a million diapers. He would wait until

929
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:33,600
Speaker 1: you changed his diaper and then he would go and

930
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 1: by then, there was so much build up it would

931
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 1: launch across the room. I'm talking fifty feet across the room.

932
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 1: It would launch all over you all, Chris, the worst

933
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 1: experience you can possibly imagine. We would, we would drape

934
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:49,919
Speaker 1: ourselves in towels. It exploded on my face. Well, it's

935
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: the word we used to have to fool him, where

936
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: you take the diaper off and then quickly put it

937
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 1: back on, hoping he'd go in it. It was the worst. Well,

938
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 1: eventually we move past that, and we're putting him in

939
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 1: underwear and teaching him potty training and stuff like that.

940
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 1: He now he's at the point where I don't know

941
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 1: whether we messed him up with how we did it.

942
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. Now he doesn't want to go at all,

943
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 1: and he certainly doesn't want to go in the toilet,

944
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: and then he see he lets it build up so much.

945
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 1: When he finally does go, it hurts, and now he

946
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 1: associates that with pains, so he doesn't want to go.

947
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 1: Long story short, I'm not going to gross you out.

948
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 1: He won't go. He won't go, and he won't poop

949
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: in the toilet. I'm and I when I say won't go,

950
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: I'm talking four or five days a child who eats regularly,

951
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: and once it gets to that point, it's dangerous, it's

952
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 1: bad for him. You have to make them go. So

953
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 1: they have these little used to I don't know if

954
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 1: they still do these little enemas. It's just a little

955
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: too but the little pill that'll make you have to go.

956
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 1: They have him at the pharmacy. You know what we

957
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 1: used to have to do. Oh gosh, I'll finish this

958
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 1: in a second. We'll get back to your story. No

959
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 1: word in English language is less convincing than probably. Are

960
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 1: you sure we should get matching tattoos on our first date? Sure?

961
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: We'll probably stay together. Probably. It's been twenty three minutes

962
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 1: since I ate. I can probably swim. You should wait

963
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. Okay, I don't tell me what to do,

964
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:48,640
Speaker 1: candid bo scramp, I have a cramp. I can probably

965
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: hit the green from here? Probably? Can I get a

966
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 1: Mulligan ready to go? Hey? Are you sure you're okay

967
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: to driving? Yeah? I'm pretty sober. Yeah, I'm probably okay.

968
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 1: Probably okay isn't okay, especially when it comes to drinking

969
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: and driving. If you're drinking, call a cab, a car

970
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: or a friend. Buzz driving is drunk driving A message

971
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 1: brought to you by Nitza and ad Council. Yeah, Jesse,

972
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the TV, and I'm looking at the

973
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 1: Chinese Armie and they look awesome. They're goose stepping, Jesse,

974
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: goose stepping and they're all lean And then I look

975
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 1: at our guys on TV and they're all leaning around

976
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: and they're fat, and I see and the troops is brought.

977
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:10,479
Speaker 1: We screwed, Jesse with screwed. Don't hold back, Just tell

978
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 1: me how you feel. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

979
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Remember it's an

980
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:21,840
Speaker 1: ass doctor, Jesse Friday. You can call it and leave

981
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:24,600
Speaker 1: voice meals like that. One eight seven seven three seven

982
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three, Oh, it's such a good

983
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:33,160
Speaker 1: day to your Showgun. Which Girl Scout cookies do you

984
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,200
Speaker 1: think are best? And which Girl Scout cookies are trash?

985
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 1: Everyone seems to have a very passionate answer, so I

986
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 1: thought it would ask the Master of food. Also, what

987
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 1: is it with women and thin mints? One? Women like

988
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:49,160
Speaker 1: thin mints because they're called thin mints, and women don't

989
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:52,160
Speaker 1: feel like they're eating as much cookie if they're eating

990
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 1: something that's called thin, so instead they'll just eat an

991
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,680
Speaker 1: entire box of thin mints and feel better about themselves

992
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 1: because they're called thin mint. That's one two Girls Scout cookies.

993
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:08,920
Speaker 1: All of them are absurdly overrated. You don't like the

994
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 1: Girl Scout cookie anymore than a thousand other cookies you

995
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:17,160
Speaker 1: walk by in the grocery store aisle every single day.

996
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 1: You like the idea of supporting a good local cause,

997
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 1: like the Girl Scouts, of walking to your door handing

998
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 1: a little girl twenty and her coming back nine months

999
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 1: later or however long it takes, and handing you ten

1000
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 1: boxes of cookies. You like the idea of Girl Scout cookies.

1001
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:44,720
Speaker 1: It's completely it's completely an idea thing. What Chris, No,

1002
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 1: you don't like them more because they're rare. They're not rare.

1003
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:51,120
Speaker 1: Everyone has them all the time, and they're not rare

1004
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 1: at all. You can get all those cookies the same

1005
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:55,920
Speaker 1: kind of cookie, and Chris, then the best of the

1006
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 1: samoans is that the coconut Please tell me you just

1007
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 1: pick the disgusting coconut ones is the best ones. Chris

1008
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:08,720
Speaker 1: is a disgusting beast who likes coconut. What a foul pig,

1009
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:14,200
Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse, the Oracle, showgun l Grandson Brero, most handsome grunt, Kelly,

1010
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:18,320
Speaker 1: Greetings from Poland. I like your national divorce idea. However,

1011
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 1: who or what will be the divorce judge? I see

1012
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:25,400
Speaker 1: that divorces in the US are done out of court

1013
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:29,640
Speaker 1: and presumably uncontested. The other five percent to have to

1014
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:33,679
Speaker 1: force the state government judge or make the separation happen.

1015
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:38,760
Speaker 1: All right, here's the deal. When we're dividing up our

1016
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 1: assets and we're going our separate ways, and we're figuring

1017
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 1: out who gets the kid, and who gets how much

1018
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,240
Speaker 1: of the debt, and who gets the Pacific Ocean and

1019
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 1: who gets the Atlantic Ocean. When we're going through these

1020
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:56,840
Speaker 1: tough things, we will find an independent, neutral negotiator. I would.

1021
01:08:56,920 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: Initially my first thought was Israel. Then I thought that

1022
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,679
Speaker 1: might not work out well because the left hates them

1023
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:07,599
Speaker 1: and they'll they'll automatically distrust everything the Jews say. So

1024
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 1: maybe not Israel is there? I guess maybe Switzerland. Chris,

1025
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,639
Speaker 1: Switzerland's neutral, but I don't know if they have enough

1026
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:17,960
Speaker 1: diplomatic experience. Somebody liked that may. Honestly, this is gonna

1027
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: make everybody uncomfortable. Maybe France. France would want to trade

1028
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:28,320
Speaker 1: with both. France has obviously lost its way over the years,

1029
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 1: but tons of history there. Their government. Now I'm not

1030
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 1: gonna say they're coming back, but even their government openly

1031
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:43,519
Speaker 1: condemned the censorship of Trump. There maybe France plus who

1032
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 1: knows more about divorced in France? See Chris wants Canada

1033
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:50,320
Speaker 1: and Mexico involved. No, here's why you haven't thought that through.

1034
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:55,559
Speaker 1: They're each going to be heavily, heavily invested in our divorce.

1035
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,559
Speaker 1: They're way too close to it. It would be like

1036
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,439
Speaker 1: it would be like your brother moderating your divorce. It

1037
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 1: just doesn't It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work

1038
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:09,360
Speaker 1: at all. Dear Jesse. I won't infleet your inflate your

1039
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 1: ego by spelling out how handsome you are, but I

1040
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:14,519
Speaker 1: will say that you have what Chris, But I will

1041
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 1: say that you have a very engaging voice. I find

1042
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:20,160
Speaker 1: it difficult to pay attention to most podcasts, since I

1043
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 1: largely focus on more on tone than content. However, when

1044
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,599
Speaker 1: my husband recommended your show to me, I was excited

1045
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 1: to find I actually paid attention Anyway, my husband and

1046
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:32,439
Speaker 1: I homeschool are four children. God bless you for that.

1047
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 1: And I've started to play some of your history lessons

1048
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 1: for my oldest son. His favorites are Endurance, White Death,

1049
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 1: and the EMU Wars. He noticed that you describe many

1050
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:47,160
Speaker 1: places on Earth as hellscapes and asked me tonight, what

1051
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:50,599
Speaker 1: parts of the planet do you think Jesse Kelly actually likes.

1052
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,960
Speaker 1: I told him I would send in his questions. Keep

1053
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 1: shouting those history lessons, thanks, case Well. I liked all

1054
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:01,880
Speaker 1: kinds of plays in the world. It's just all the

1055
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 1: interesting stuff happens in the dumps. And here's the thing,

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Speaker 1: I genuinely I like almost all of it. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a desert guy. That's the one place I've spent way

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Speaker 1: too much time in the desert. I'm out on the desert.

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Speaker 1: But I like the beach, I like the lake. I

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Speaker 1: like the tropics. I like the mountains. I like the snow,

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Speaker 1: I like the rain. I like a lot of it.

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Speaker 1: I think I will tell you I think a forest,

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Speaker 1: a thick forest is the coolest environment on Earth anywhere.

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Speaker 1: I like it. You know, like a forest, Chris, that's

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Speaker 1: because you're a Texan. You guys don't even know what

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Speaker 1: forests are here. Chris said, I say forest, and he

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Speaker 1: thinks Thailand. I didn't say triple canopy jungle was centipedes

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Speaker 1: that can kill you, pal, I mean, I mean a

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Speaker 1: thick pine forest. One of the coolest parts about that

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Speaker 1: story of the Battle of Tutenberg Tuteberg Suderberg Forest where

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Speaker 1: the Roman legions were killed by all those Germans is

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Speaker 1: it took place in this dark forest where the sun

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Speaker 1: couldn't get down to the Flat's so creepy, right, so creepy.

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Speaker 1: Moving off, doctor Sombrero, big fan of the show, what Chris,

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Speaker 1: I write to you from the communist tundra of Minnesota

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Speaker 1: with some hard hitting questions. A few weeks back, someone

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Speaker 1: asked the question about who would win in a hippo

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Speaker 1: versus saltwater croc match. Since then, I've been ruminating on

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Speaker 1: a different matchup involving a hippo hippo versus grizzly bear

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Speaker 1: on land or in water. I think a hippo wins

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Speaker 1: both of those. I think a hippo wins both of those.

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Speaker 1: And here's me and hear me out. Obviously, I'm a

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Speaker 1: grizzly bear fan, really, really really big grizzly bear fan.

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Speaker 1: I grew up in Montany. You learn to respect grizzly bears.

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Speaker 1: I've seen grizzly bears tow around a full grown moose

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Speaker 1: that's dead, like you or I would tow around a

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Speaker 1: piece of paper. They're so absurdly strong, but the weight

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Speaker 1: advantage for a hippo has and you've seen their jaws

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Speaker 1: crushed watermelon and the water. The grizzly bears definitely dead

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Speaker 1: on land probably closer. I would give it a shot.

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Speaker 1: I would give it a shot. I told you about

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Speaker 1: that creepy video I saw one time, Chris where the

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Speaker 1: lions were attacking this hippo that got caught on land

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Speaker 1: at night, and they were jumping all over ITAs. It

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Speaker 1: takes a bunch of them. See if you can find it,

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Speaker 1: because at one point in time, if Chris can find it,

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Speaker 1: will put it on the show. Twitter Follow the show

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Speaker 1: Twitter at Jesse Kelly Show. At one point in time,

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Speaker 1: the hippo flips around and clamps one of the lion's

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Speaker 1: heads in its mouth and then lets it go. And

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Speaker 1: the next thing you see the next day is the

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Speaker 1: lion like half its jaw. It's falling off its face

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Speaker 1: that it was going to start to desk. It couldn't now, Yes,

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Speaker 1: like twelve lions, and they couldn't get it. The hippo lift.

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Speaker 1: Hippos are beastly, man, beastly? Oh is it time to propose? Chris?

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Speaker 1: Here we go? Are you ready for this? Almighty showgun oracle.

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Speaker 1: I have been dating my girlfriend for about six months.

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Speaker 1: I am twenty five, she used twenty four. I truly

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Speaker 1: do believe she is the one for me, even though

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Speaker 1: there are times I miss being a single guy and

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Speaker 1: meeting other chicks. However, I fully agree with your advice

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Speaker 1: that the best way we can defeat the communist demons

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Speaker 1: on the other side is to get married and start

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Speaker 1: cranking out kids. Because of their athletic, intelligent, and good

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Speaker 1: looking parents will dominate the loser alphabet soup kids at

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Speaker 1: the communists. So my question is what do you believe

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Speaker 1: to be an appropriate time mind for popping the question?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, almighty one? What's wrong with right now? What's

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Speaker 1: wrong with right now? I didn't wait a year? Some

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Speaker 1: people wait five years. Chris is apparently you're gonna wait two.

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Speaker 1: He's ninety. What's wrong with right now? We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about this Hang on a second, feeling a little stocky,

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Speaker 1: Hey dad, your prescription will be ready in just a minute.

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Speaker 1: you lunch will be ready in just a minute. Hey, honey,

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Speaker 1: why don't you take a minute. When you help care

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Speaker 1: for a loved one, you give them as much time

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Speaker 1: as you can making sure they're safe and comfortable. But

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Speaker 1: it's just as important that you take some time for yourself.

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Speaker 1: At AARP, we can help with information and useful tips

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Speaker 1: on how you can maintain a healthy life, balance, care

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Speaker 1: for your own physical and mental well being, and manage

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Speaker 1: the challenges of caring for a loved one. Because the

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Speaker 1: better care you take of yourself, the better care you

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Speaker 1: can provide for your loved one. Thanks Dad, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: A public service announcement brought to you by AARP and

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Speaker 1: the Council. Chris tracked down one of the liar and

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Speaker 1: versus hippo videos because he's a sicko. We're gonna put

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Speaker 1: it on show. Twitter at Jesse Kelly Show. I am

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Speaker 1: warning you now this one might not be for everybody

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Speaker 1: who's it. My buddy's wife watched it. She cried. It

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Speaker 1: is rough, well, I mean cried because the lion got hurt.

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Speaker 1: The lion was trying to eat the hippo. You love

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Speaker 1: the lion because lions are beautiful. That you know what?

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Speaker 1: That goes right back to what I was talking about,

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Speaker 1: how good looks matter. You love the lion. That's why

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Speaker 1: you root for the lion, and you never root for

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Speaker 1: the hyena. Why hyena didn't do anything? The lion is

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Speaker 1: not inherently better than the hyena eight seven seven three

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Speaker 1: seven seven four three seventy three Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: show dot com. Why would you wait to ask her

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Speaker 1: to marry you? There's not a right time. If you're

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Speaker 1: ready and you think she's ready, put a ring on

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Speaker 1: that woman's finger and start making some babies. Man, there's

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Speaker 1: just some people. People They had here to tradition and

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Speaker 1: timelines when there's no need to. And I say this

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Speaker 1: just as you know, I've taken a trillion huge chances

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Speaker 1: in my life, and so many of them have ended

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Speaker 1: in disaster. But you only got to hit on one.

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Speaker 1: When I sniff something an opportunity, I don't dip my

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Speaker 1: toe in the water. I go all in. I was

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Speaker 1: just talking to Michael Barry, my mentor in this business yesterday.

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Speaker 1: It's good friend still, and he told me, he said,

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Speaker 1: I remember when you quit your job. I was a

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Speaker 1: sales manager in RV place, and he and I had

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Speaker 1: been talking about trying a media career about three years ago,

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Speaker 1: and I've never done it, and we were just discussing

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Speaker 1: it a way I could get into it, you know,

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Speaker 1: possibly getting a night shoon and stuff like that. And

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Speaker 1: I just quit one day, quit my job. I'm six

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Speaker 1: figure income, quit my job. I'm in. He was telling me,

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Speaker 1: he said, you have no idea how scared I was

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Speaker 1: for you. He said, I admire it. It's amazing. It

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Speaker 1: couldn't possibly have worked out any better. But he said,

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Speaker 1: I was nervous, legitimately nervous on your behalf. But that's

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Speaker 1: how I do things. You take big chances. I do.

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Speaker 1: That's how I'm built. I take big chances. Sometimes it

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Speaker 1: works out, sometimes it don't. But everyone has a different

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Speaker 1: philosophy in life. I live my life from my deathbed.

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Speaker 1: I always have That's how I do it. I always

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Speaker 1: think to myself when I'm laying there dying, am I

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Speaker 1: going to want to have done A? Or am I

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Speaker 1: gonna want to have done B? What am I going

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Speaker 1: to say? When I lay there? I regret blank. And

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Speaker 1: that's why I take big chances. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: have regrets. And that's why. Look, I have a thirty

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Speaker 1: nine year old life filled with complete disaster which I

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Speaker 1: share the stories of you with, and this career thing

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Speaker 1: apparently looks like it's gonna work, so it's got big

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Speaker 1: successes too. But that's how I lived my life. I

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Speaker 1: am not insane. I've had people to say that to

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Speaker 1: me before. I'm not insane. Impulsive maybe, but again, I

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Speaker 1: lived from the deathbed. Remember I joined the Marine Corps

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Speaker 1: out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. I had never even

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Speaker 1: discussed joined in the military with anybody or my parents.

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Speaker 1: I went to college, got a zero point zero grade

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Speaker 1: point average of first semester, did mordually better the second semester,

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Speaker 1: and then just woke up one day and decided, well,

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Speaker 1: I need to be better than this. I need to

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to stay on this path and be

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Speaker 1: a loser. And I just went down to the Marine Corps,

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Speaker 1: the Marine recruiter. I was the biggest any down for

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Speaker 1: him in the world. I just walked in and signed up.

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Speaker 1: He was like, wait what I said, Yeah, I'm fine,

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Speaker 1: I'm joining Okay. My parents were furious. They were mortified.

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Speaker 1: But what wait? What Like, yeah, I'm joining the Marines,

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Speaker 1: going to do something else. I signed up to be

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Speaker 1: infantry for your information, Chris, and and my dad was

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Speaker 1: doubly furious because I had to go take the as

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Speaker 1: Bab and I did so well on the as Bab.

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Speaker 1: It's like this entry level. It doesn't matter what it is.

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Speaker 1: It's an entry level, like intellect test. I did so

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Speaker 1: well on the Azbab I could have done. I qualified

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Speaker 1: for any job I wanted in the Marine Corps. And

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Speaker 1: I gave him the book back. They had this gigantic

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Speaker 1: binder of the different jobs laid out in it. And

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Speaker 1: you can get I mean great training by buddies who

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Speaker 1: went aircraft mechanic. They got out of the Marine Corps.

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Speaker 1: We're making seventy five grand a year. What have I

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Speaker 1: been telling you about the trades, Remember the trades. But

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Speaker 1: I handed him the book right back and didn't even

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Speaker 1: open it. I no, I'm joining the Marines to be

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Speaker 1: a marine, no infantry. Oh my dad was so upset.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Kill people the rest of

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Speaker 1: your life? Oh that's really smart. I can still hear

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Speaker 1: them yelling at me to this day. Ha ha ha, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: ded doctor Jesse Kelly, destroyer of Communists and artesian of

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Speaker 1: the grill. I'm twenty four years old and I went

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Speaker 1: to local college to get a business degree, now working

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Speaker 1: for an electrician. My buddies went to the big state

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Speaker 1: college and wrecked up a hundred k plus in debt

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Speaker 1: for software and liberal arts degrees. Now I own my

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Speaker 1: own home, make close to six figures a year, and

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Speaker 1: I can take my old lady to Florida for a

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Speaker 1: week and not have to worry about affording it. My

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Speaker 1: liberal college buddies are sharing an apartment waiting tables while

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Speaker 1: they try to find their software engineering job. Society promised them,

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Speaker 1: I will definitely push my kids toward the trades when

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Speaker 1: the time comes. How about that. We're not near done yet.

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Speaker 1: Don't forget Washington Redskins cheerleader coming up, Wake up and text,

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Speaker 1: Text and eat, Text and catch the bus, Text and

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Speaker 1: miss your stop. Wait, Text and be late to work sorrently,

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Speaker 1: text and work, Text and pretend to work, Text and

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Speaker 1: X surprised when someone calls you out for not working.

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Speaker 1: Text and meet up with a friend you haven't seen

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Speaker 1: in forever. Hi. Text and complain that they're on their

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Speaker 1: phone the whole time. Text and listen to them, complain

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Speaker 1: that you're on your phone the whole time. Text and whatever.

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Speaker 1: But when you get behind the wheel, give your phone

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Speaker 1: to a passenger, put it in the glove box. Just

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Speaker 1: Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the AD Council. You can

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Speaker 1: find me on social media at Jesse Kelly DC on Instagram, Twitter,

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Speaker 1: I'm on Facebook, I'm on Locals. Remember that's the one

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Speaker 1: I cannot be kicked off of. If you miss any

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Speaker 1: part of the show. We open today's show talking about

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Speaker 1: pretty boy Floyd Robin Banks. The whole shows podcasted after

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Speaker 1: the show on iHeart, Google, Spotify. It's on iTunes when

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Speaker 1: you go to iTunes, need a favor, leave a five

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Speaker 1: star rating, leave a review talking about how handsome I am.

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Speaker 1: As you know, I read them on the air. Management

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Speaker 1: thinks it's the dumbest thing in the world to have

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Speaker 1: a bunch of reviews for a radio show talking about

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Speaker 1: my looks. But I think it's hilarious. I think it

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Speaker 1: is hilarious. And there's like six hundred of them at

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Speaker 1: this point in time. All Right, we still have lies.

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Speaker 1: You told your kids. We have Wow, so more asked

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse questions, And this one's on the vaccine. You

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Speaker 1: want to talk about the vaccine something nobody wants to admit.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you the second. This is a Jesse Kelly show.

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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It isn't ask doctor Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Friday Final Hour. We have a Washington Redskins cheerlead. You're

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Speaker 1: coming up in thirty minutes. Chris, Hey, do you want

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Speaker 1: to make the party more appealing? That's how we make

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Speaker 1: the party more appealing. You want times to bring the

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Speaker 1: dimes on this show, Chris Jesse. I've been thinking about

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Speaker 1: the vaccination issue lately. I realized this might be one

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Speaker 1: issue that could not unite certain liberals and conservatives. Since

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Speaker 1: there are strong anti vaccination factions on both sides. That's

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Speaker 1: a strong that's a strong sentence to have to read, Chris,

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Speaker 1: there are strong anti vaccination factions. That's a lot of seas. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying, I'm not saying I'm a hero. I

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Speaker 1: just mean what I just mean. Not everybody can do that.

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Speaker 1: You see, this is from the East coast to the

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Speaker 1: West coast. Do you think that once the government and

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Speaker 1: other entities get to the point of mandatory vaccines that

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Speaker 1: we could actually see liberals and conservative groups uniting to

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Speaker 1: push back properly? Thanks, she says, feel free to use

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Speaker 1: my name on the air if this sends up being right. Okay,

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Speaker 1: her name's Anna Wilson. The vaccination issue. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I do agree that there could be an overlap of

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Speaker 1: liberals and conservatives pushing back, maybe not necessarily specifically about

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Speaker 1: the vaccine. But not every single person on the left

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Speaker 1: is a card carrying, evil, dirty, murderous communist. A lot

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Speaker 1: of people on the left go to the left because

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Speaker 1: they think it is about compassion and equality and love

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Speaker 1: and things like that. They do now they can lose

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Speaker 1: their way really easily. But that is certainly a segment

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Speaker 1: of the left, and they're already coming out, not in droves,

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Speaker 1: but there are already people saying, whoa, when did we

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Speaker 1: become this cancel place? When did we become so nasty

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Speaker 1: to everybody? When did we? So you may see an

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Speaker 1: overlap there when they realize it's not as kind and

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Speaker 1: gentle and equal as promised, You may see that. But

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Speaker 1: the vaccination thing, it plays right along with my gladiator theory.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just going to rehash this for the thousandth time.

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Speaker 1: This is my gladiator theory, and it's true. The ancient

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Speaker 1: Roman gladiatorial games were horrible. Everyone knows it. Human on human,

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Speaker 1: human on animal, torturing prisoners, killing them. I mean, it

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Speaker 1: was an ugly, bloody, horrible affair, and the people loved it,

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Speaker 1: flocked into it, filled the stadiums. Complete tyrants would say

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Speaker 1: in power because they would put on games and people

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Speaker 1: loved it so much. Now fast forward to today, one

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Speaker 1: gigantic event, some promoter puts on one gigantic event, and

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Speaker 1: it is the ancient Roman gladiatorial games, not edited in

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Speaker 1: any way. Its swords, spears, it's animal fights. Youre spearing

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Speaker 1: a lion fighting elephants all the blood, guts, gore, torture, death, everything.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna throw one big pay per view an event

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Speaker 1: at a football stadium in three months in America. Pause

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Speaker 1: for a moment and think about the inhuman outrage that

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Speaker 1: would pour onto that. It would be unlike any anything

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Speaker 1: else in the world for the last hundred years. That's

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Speaker 1: the kind of outrage this would receive. Every single blog website,

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Speaker 1: cable news site, network news site, every single newspaper, every

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Speaker 1: single every outlet in the world, Every actor, actress, musician,

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Speaker 1: Democratic Party, Republican Party would talk about how inhumane and

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Speaker 1: horrible and we won't do this in animal rights and

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Speaker 1: human rights, and this is a violation of international law.

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Speaker 1: It would be the most outrageous thing in the world,

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Speaker 1: and the hate for it would be so bad that

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Speaker 1: by the time the event came on, you would not

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Speaker 1: find a single person in the United States of America

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Speaker 1: who who would admit they're going to buy it and

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Speaker 1: watch it. Not one. And when they did the event,

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Speaker 1: it would shatter every single pay per view record ever

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Speaker 1: by a mile, by a mile, as people watched it

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Speaker 1: in droves. The vaccine is exactly like that, and I'm

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Speaker 1: not telling you you get it I'm not telling you

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Speaker 1: don't get it. That kind of stuff, that kind of

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Speaker 1: medical stuff. You make that call on your own, I

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Speaker 1: will tell you I have no intention of getting it.

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Speaker 1: I am. I do not view myself as being in

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Speaker 1: any danger of being seriously harmed by coronavirus. I don't

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Speaker 1: think anyone in my family is in serious danger of

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Speaker 1: being harmed by coronavirus. And I'm not getting it. And frankly,

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Speaker 1: I don't trust it. I don't trust those scumbags you

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Speaker 1: made it. I don't trust anybody right now, nobody. So

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting it. But I'm not telling you not

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Speaker 1: to if you want to go. But I think the government,

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Speaker 1: they're out there bragging about we have one hundred million vaccines,

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Speaker 1: we have two hundred million vaccines. Get vaccinated. You can

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Speaker 1: be first in line. You should get vaccinated, and leftists

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Speaker 1: will threaten you if you don't wear a mask. You

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Speaker 1: should be last in line to get vaccinated. They just

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Speaker 1: they've created this conservative not considered, this coronavirus bubble where

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Speaker 1: they think everybody wants the vaccine. We were all needing

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, we're dying to get the vaccine. Half this

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Speaker 1: country doesn't want the vaccine. They're already having these stories

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Speaker 1: leak out. Why aren't the Why aren't all the hospital

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Speaker 1: employees accepting the vaccine? We offered it to all of

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Speaker 1: them and like half of a boat take it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not everybody bought into the panic. They're buying the gladiatorial

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Speaker 1: games on pay per view. They're just not telling you

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Speaker 1: about it. The Air Force, there's a lot of refusal

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Speaker 1: in the Air Force. I saw a headline the other

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Speaker 1: day they're not taking the vaccine. Yeah, you created, you

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Speaker 1: invented this world in your mind where everyone's gonna die

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Speaker 1: from coronavirus and you have to get the vaccine or

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Speaker 1: the world's gonna and a coronavirus and coronavirus and coronavirus.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear about coronavirus? And oh, get the vaccine.

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Speaker 1: And that's the world you occupied, and you never realized

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Speaker 1: there's a whole world outside of your world, and people

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Speaker 1: view it totally differently, totally differently. But there's so much

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Speaker 1: outrage and shame and everything else that they're just quiet

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Speaker 1: about it. That's all. Dear doctor Jesse. You keep referring

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Speaker 1: to Biden as the leader of the free world. Is

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Speaker 1: it still accurate? To call America free, I don't know

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Speaker 1: how a communist country can be called free. His party

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Speaker 1: is the communist party and they are in power. So,

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Speaker 1: in addition to COVID fascism, makes America a communist country

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Speaker 1: and therefore it could not be free. Whatever you think

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Speaker 1: about the freedom levels of America currently and the freedom

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Speaker 1: levels of where we're going. When I say leader of

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Speaker 1: the free world, what I mean is other nations around

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Speaker 1: the world look at us that way. I'm not talking

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Speaker 1: about our current situation, which I admit is very very bad.

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Speaker 1: It's very bad because it's going the wrong way. But

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Speaker 1: we are looked at as the leader of the free world.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter whether you think that should still be our

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Speaker 1: label or not. That is how we're viewed. Hey JK

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Speaker 1: and Jewish producer Chris. My husband is missing a backtooth

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Speaker 1: and tells my kids is that the Koreans yanked it

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Speaker 1: out of his head during the war. The story is

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Speaker 1: partly true. He was ted why and Kyrgyzstan during Operation

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Speaker 1: and during Freedom got an abscess tooth and it was

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Speaker 1: pulled at the clinic by a South Korean dennist. I

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Speaker 1: love this guy anyway. My husband and who was originally

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Speaker 1: from Canada and retired Air Force. Would love to sit

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Speaker 1: and have a beer with you. Oh gosh, yeah, hundred

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Speaker 1: percent one percent. That's good, dear great Oracle sombrero Jesse.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I are having our first baby in

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Speaker 1: a month or so. We sat down a few weeks

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Speaker 1: ago and got a baby registry together for her baby

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Speaker 1: shower coming up. Several people went rogue and I've got

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Speaker 1: stuff that wasn't on the list? Am I wrong to

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Speaker 1: be annoyed at the people going rogue and buying stuff

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Speaker 1: we didn't want? Also, my sister in law I got

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Speaker 1: pretty mad because I refused to attend the baby our

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Speaker 1: men don't belong to those functions. Love the show one.

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Speaker 1: You're right, men don't attend baby showers. My wife learned

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Speaker 1: long ago. Don't ask because I'm not coming. She tried

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Speaker 1: that very early on. Women. To their credit, they love

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Speaker 1: us and they always want us there your your security

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Speaker 1: and safety for you know what. We're gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: this for a minute. Why why do women always want

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Speaker 1: you there? Hang on? Say oh God on nat him

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Speaker 1: only side on me. Jessie Kelly, don't listening to the

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Speaker 1: Jessie Kelly Show. Super Beats heart chose don't taste like beats,

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Speaker 1: And I'm supposed to come here and I'm supposed to

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Speaker 1: tell you about how healthy they are. And that's why

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Speaker 1: I take them, because they are so good for my

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Speaker 1: heart and blood pressure. You know, I have heart and

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Speaker 1: blood pressure issues that run in my family, so it

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Speaker 1: is it's why I take them. But I'm a human being.

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Speaker 1: If they tasted gross, Honestly, if they tasted at all

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Speaker 1: like beats, I don't care how good they are for me,

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Speaker 1: I would not be able to take them. But Superbeats

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Speaker 1: heart Choes are delicious. It's my dessert with my dinner

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Speaker 1: every single night. Every night I sit down, I have

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Speaker 1: two Superbeats heart shoes sitting next to my glass. As

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Speaker 1: soon as I'm done with my meal, That's when I

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Speaker 1: have my dessert, a good tasting, healthy dessert every single night.

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Speaker 1: Go to get Superbeats dot com slash Jesse. That's get

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Speaker 1: Superbeats dot com slash Jesse. Buy two bags, get the

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Speaker 1: third free. You can find me on social media at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly DC on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. I'm also

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Speaker 1: on locals that's where I can't get kicked off. First

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Speaker 1: of all, baby stuff men don't go to baby showers,

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Speaker 1: but women, especially early on, they want you there all

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Speaker 1: the time. They'll they'll call you and this is this

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Speaker 1: is because I'm such a jerk. We ended up getting

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Speaker 1: in fights about this. They'll call you with nothing to say, Hi, Hi, okay,

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Speaker 1: and then there's this long period of silence. So all right,

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Speaker 1: well I'm gonna go why we just we just we

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Speaker 1: just talked, we just started talking. Well you're not talking,

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Speaker 1: do you have anything to say? But she, in her defense,

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Speaker 1: just wants you there once you're on the phone, so

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Speaker 1: they'll try to drag you to stuff early on, fellas

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Speaker 1: like baby showers. These are the ground rules you set early.

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Speaker 1: This is why I said, have your fights. My wife

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Speaker 1: knows better than ask me to a baby shower because

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Speaker 1: I ain't ever going. That's one. Two. Yes, you have

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Speaker 1: a right to kind of be annoyed that people are

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Speaker 1: buying things that weren't on your baby registry kind of

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Speaker 1: being annoyed. The reason I say kind of is this,

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Speaker 1: they're still buying it for you. If it sucks bad enough,

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Speaker 1: return it or junk it or regift it, but it's

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Speaker 1: still something they're buying for you. What Chris Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: actually a good point. Chris said, how hard is it

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Speaker 1: to follow simple instructions? I said, you have a right

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Speaker 1: to be kind of annoyed because of that. But here's

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Speaker 1: one of the things you'll learn. And Chris, you'll learn

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Speaker 1: this when you make an honest woman of that girl

1469
01:38:57,120 --> 01:39:00,679
Speaker 1: and start cranking out kids too. When you first get married,

1470
01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:05,400
Speaker 1: everybody who's been married for a long time, not everybody.

1471
01:39:05,439 --> 01:39:07,200
Speaker 1: That's not fair. A lot of people who've been married

1472
01:39:07,200 --> 01:39:11,320
Speaker 1: for a long time want to give you advice. When

1473
01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:14,000
Speaker 1: you first have a kid, A lot of people who've

1474
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:17,240
Speaker 1: had kids want to give you advice. It makes people

1475
01:39:17,439 --> 01:39:21,400
Speaker 1: feel good to give you advice. You don't know what

1476
01:39:21,439 --> 01:39:24,280
Speaker 1: you're doing, I do. Let me do it for you.

1477
01:39:24,439 --> 01:39:26,759
Speaker 1: That's why they buy things that aren't on your registry.

1478
01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:29,519
Speaker 1: Oh he didn't put this on the registry. But he's

1479
01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:32,840
Speaker 1: never had a kid before. I have. Let me get

1480
01:39:32,920 --> 01:39:35,600
Speaker 1: him what I think he needs. That's all it is.

1481
01:39:35,680 --> 01:39:39,759
Speaker 1: But it's still one. It's still free. Is there money?

1482
01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:46,160
Speaker 1: It's free. Two, you're better off smiling and saying thank you.

1483
01:39:46,439 --> 01:39:48,960
Speaker 1: There are plenty of things in life that are worth

1484
01:39:49,040 --> 01:39:54,200
Speaker 1: making enemies over. A bad gift is not one of them.

1485
01:39:54,320 --> 01:39:56,920
Speaker 1: What is that fair enough, Chris? It's free, Chris. I

1486
01:39:56,960 --> 01:40:02,439
Speaker 1: would think you, of all people, would appreciate that. Yeah,

1487
01:40:02,439 --> 01:40:04,880
Speaker 1: you can be angry about it, Yes, totally, So you

1488
01:40:04,880 --> 01:40:09,400
Speaker 1: can be angry about no question, dear showgun steel wearer

1489
01:40:09,479 --> 01:40:13,960
Speaker 1: of sombreros, Chris. I have twin nineteen year old boys,

1490
01:40:14,479 --> 01:40:17,080
Speaker 1: and I too miss when they believed all my lies.

1491
01:40:17,439 --> 01:40:21,479
Speaker 1: For instance, they once told their third grade class that

1492
01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:27,040
Speaker 1: I was named the world's most physically fit firefighter. They

1493
01:40:27,080 --> 01:40:30,040
Speaker 1: only recently found out that scar on my face was

1494
01:40:30,080 --> 01:40:33,840
Speaker 1: actually from a lawnmower accident and not from a knife

1495
01:40:33,880 --> 01:40:38,120
Speaker 1: fight with a Mexican dude. Now they no longer believe

1496
01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:40,920
Speaker 1: my lies. I've turned to my nephew, who believes that

1497
01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:43,920
Speaker 1: I'm the toughest guy on earth. When he was about four,

1498
01:40:44,360 --> 01:40:46,720
Speaker 1: he asked what the dip in my bottom lip was.

1499
01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:49,679
Speaker 1: I told him it was dirt, and it's what makes

1500
01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:52,960
Speaker 1: me super strong. It only works on grown ups who

1501
01:40:52,960 --> 01:40:55,880
Speaker 1: have big muscles, and most normal men like his dad

1502
01:40:55,920 --> 01:41:00,760
Speaker 1: can't handle it. He's now eight and push ups, sit

1503
01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:03,479
Speaker 1: ups and squats every night. I've assured him that I'll

1504
01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:05,640
Speaker 1: let him know when his muscles are big enough to

1505
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:10,840
Speaker 1: start dipping dirt. I fuck you guys. What a bunch

1506
01:41:10,840 --> 01:41:16,479
Speaker 1: of medads. Hello Jesse and Jewish producer Chris. How tall

1507
01:41:16,560 --> 01:41:19,599
Speaker 1: is your wife? Since since mentioning, you were six eight

1508
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:21,800
Speaker 1: and you have two sons, presumably they're going to be

1509
01:41:21,840 --> 01:41:24,519
Speaker 1: as tall or taller than you at your height, How

1510
01:41:24,520 --> 01:41:26,280
Speaker 1: were you able to join the Marines? I thought there

1511
01:41:26,320 --> 01:41:30,880
Speaker 1: was a maximum height requirement. All right, here's the deal. One,

1512
01:41:31,240 --> 01:41:36,639
Speaker 1: the wife is five two. Do I like short chicks? Yeah,

1513
01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:40,280
Speaker 1: but I like tall ones two five two, Chris, A man,

1514
01:41:40,920 --> 01:41:43,320
Speaker 1: I like them all, that's fine, but yeah, i'd like

1515
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:49,000
Speaker 1: short chicks one two. And the funny thing happens when

1516
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:51,800
Speaker 1: you're trying to join the Marines. The height limit was

1517
01:41:52,120 --> 01:41:55,240
Speaker 1: six to four at the time. I was six five

1518
01:41:55,800 --> 01:41:57,880
Speaker 1: when I was trying to join, and I was nineteen

1519
01:41:57,960 --> 01:42:02,559
Speaker 1: years old six to five. But they always want infantry. Guys,

1520
01:42:02,840 --> 01:42:05,760
Speaker 1: you're a priority because infantry is what the whole thing's about.

1521
01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:09,080
Speaker 1: Everything else everyone else exists to support the infantry in

1522
01:42:09,120 --> 01:42:13,519
Speaker 1: some way. I was joining infantry. They don't really want

1523
01:42:13,560 --> 01:42:16,800
Speaker 1: to run you out for being too big. So at

1524
01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:21,639
Speaker 1: six five I slouched on the scale a little bit,

1525
01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:24,920
Speaker 1: which you're not supposed to do. And the military doc

1526
01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:28,240
Speaker 1: kind of gives me the wink wink, nudge nudge and

1527
01:42:28,439 --> 01:42:31,559
Speaker 1: calls me six four. Okay, Well that worked out fine.

1528
01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:36,439
Speaker 1: I joined six five sounds good. Oho, Life's fine. And

1529
01:42:36,479 --> 01:42:41,160
Speaker 1: then inexplicably, I hit a growth spurt at the age

1530
01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:45,640
Speaker 1: of nineteen, and I grow three years my first year,

1531
01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:49,000
Speaker 1: or grow three years. I grow three inches my first

1532
01:42:49,120 --> 01:42:54,320
Speaker 1: year in the Marine Corps. They don't kick you out

1533
01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:58,559
Speaker 1: once you're in. And what was terrible was now, I'm

1534
01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:02,880
Speaker 1: never going to complain about being tall. Look, that's somebody

1535
01:43:02,880 --> 01:43:05,880
Speaker 1: who's five foot if they'd rather be tall, especially your dude.

1536
01:43:08,560 --> 01:43:11,479
Speaker 1: I'm never going to complain about being tall. It certainly

1537
01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:15,120
Speaker 1: comes with difficulties, though, and one of them was a

1538
01:43:15,160 --> 01:43:19,880
Speaker 1: big problem was the uniforms in Iraq. They had to

1539
01:43:19,880 --> 01:43:23,800
Speaker 1: give us desert cammis. Well, the Marines don't have any

1540
01:43:24,000 --> 01:43:27,200
Speaker 1: uniform they can give you that's made for a six

1541
01:43:27,400 --> 01:43:30,120
Speaker 1: eight slender guy. Granted I was a bit more slender

1542
01:43:30,160 --> 01:43:33,639
Speaker 1: back then, but they don't have any any uniforms like that.

1543
01:43:33,920 --> 01:43:38,679
Speaker 1: So instead I got like a quadruple x L, which

1544
01:43:38,800 --> 01:43:42,720
Speaker 1: is made for somebody huge. It looked like I was

1545
01:43:42,720 --> 01:43:45,400
Speaker 1: wearing a big trash bag around the desert. It was

1546
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:48,360
Speaker 1: terrible and I didn't fit in the amtracks. We used

1547
01:43:48,360 --> 01:43:51,800
Speaker 1: to cruise around the around Iraq, so my knees are

1548
01:43:51,840 --> 01:43:55,160
Speaker 1: always bashing into things. It was not It was not

1549
01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:59,360
Speaker 1: a comfortable existence, not by a long shot. Doctor Jesse

1550
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:02,880
Speaker 1: the Harry and Meghan Tobacco as yet another example of

1551
01:44:02,920 --> 01:44:07,680
Speaker 1: the devastation that inclusiveness begets and provides another argument for

1552
01:44:07,920 --> 01:44:12,559
Speaker 1: arranged marriages, especially among royals. That Trojan Horse was filled

1553
01:44:12,560 --> 01:44:16,320
Speaker 1: with the American strain of victimhood and social justice virus.

1554
01:44:16,880 --> 01:44:20,000
Speaker 1: Megan may have just surpassed Pelosi as the most unlikable

1555
01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:23,160
Speaker 1: woman alive today, at least on the world stage, and

1556
01:44:23,360 --> 01:44:26,639
Speaker 1: is a close second to Marie Antoinette as the worst

1557
01:44:26,680 --> 01:44:30,920
Speaker 1: of all time. Okay, first of all, she's not as

1558
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:34,639
Speaker 1: unlikable as Nancy Pelosi because she's so hot. There would

1559
01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:37,840
Speaker 1: still be guys who lined up to marry her tomorrow

1560
01:44:37,880 --> 01:44:40,280
Speaker 1: and they would be miserable in the very very short term.

1561
01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:42,439
Speaker 1: But yeah, they would line up to marry tomorrow because

1562
01:44:42,479 --> 01:44:45,439
Speaker 1: she's so hot. She's not as unlikable as Nancy Pelosi.

1563
01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:55,800
Speaker 1: But every dude has a has a boy who got

1564
01:44:55,880 --> 01:45:01,040
Speaker 1: married to a controlling miserable, nag and he hates his

1565
01:45:01,160 --> 01:45:05,280
Speaker 1: life now if he's not already divorced. Every dude has

1566
01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:09,080
Speaker 1: that story. And look, women have those kinds of stories too.

1567
01:45:10,120 --> 01:45:14,240
Speaker 1: It oftentimes, sadly, it oftentimes happens to the women who

1568
01:45:14,280 --> 01:45:16,800
Speaker 1: love the bad boy. I love a bad boy, bad boy,

1569
01:45:16,840 --> 01:45:20,640
Speaker 1: this bad boy, that bad but well, bad boys are

1570
01:45:20,680 --> 01:45:23,879
Speaker 1: bad boys. And you end up in an unhappy marriage

1571
01:45:23,920 --> 01:45:26,400
Speaker 1: because of it, because he ain't gonna change once you

1572
01:45:26,560 --> 01:45:30,479
Speaker 1: marry him. This is human nature. You don't have to

1573
01:45:30,520 --> 01:45:32,599
Speaker 1: feel bad about it. If it's happened to you, It

1574
01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:36,880
Speaker 1: happens to a lot of people out there. Look, the

1575
01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:42,439
Speaker 1: whole victim statish social justice for your thing is it's

1576
01:45:42,439 --> 01:45:45,240
Speaker 1: an infection in the left. And the weirdest part about

1577
01:45:45,280 --> 01:45:51,040
Speaker 1: it is it infects our most successful people. Oprah is

1578
01:45:51,040 --> 01:45:59,080
Speaker 1: a billionaire. A billionaire Oprah is constantly whining about how

1579
01:45:59,200 --> 01:46:02,479
Speaker 1: racist in the of the United States of America. The

1580
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:06,880
Speaker 1: more successful you are, the more they seem to hate

1581
01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:10,840
Speaker 1: the place where they've achieved said success. It is bizarre.

1582
01:46:11,360 --> 01:46:13,519
Speaker 1: You know, we're going to talk to a Washington Redskins

1583
01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:41,439
Speaker 1: cheerleader about this hang up. Your daughter doesn't want to

1584
01:46:41,479 --> 01:46:45,519
Speaker 1: talk about why her room is a horrible mess. Your

1585
01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:49,439
Speaker 1: son doesn't want to talk about why he's wearing mismatching sucks.

1586
01:46:50,840 --> 01:46:54,000
Speaker 1: Your spouse doesn't want to talk about their bad haircut.

1587
01:46:55,840 --> 01:46:59,599
Speaker 1: Families don't have to talk about everything, but they should

1588
01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:03,280
Speaker 1: talk to plan for an emergency. Pack basic supplies in

1589
01:47:03,360 --> 01:47:09,200
Speaker 1: a go back water, canned food, flashlights, batteries, medical supplies,

1590
01:47:09,560 --> 01:47:13,599
Speaker 1: I DS, and some cash. Talk about where you'll meet

1591
01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:17,040
Speaker 1: in case you lose one another, and of course don't

1592
01:47:17,080 --> 01:47:21,120
Speaker 1: forget to pack the dog treats. Talk to your family

1593
01:47:21,240 --> 01:47:25,719
Speaker 1: and make an emergency plan. Go to NYC dot gov,

1594
01:47:25,960 --> 01:47:29,160
Speaker 1: slash ready and y or call three to one one

1595
01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:33,519
Speaker 1: to make your family's emergency plan. Brought to you by

1596
01:47:33,560 --> 01:47:56,559
Speaker 1: New York City Emergency Management and the AD Council. As

1597
01:47:56,640 --> 01:48:00,960
Speaker 1: everybody knows, not big on Washington d CE at all,

1598
01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:04,839
Speaker 1: and certainly not those sorry Washington Redskins. So it actually

1599
01:48:05,040 --> 01:48:10,120
Speaker 1: pains me to welcome in now. Jillian Anderson. She's a publicist.

1600
01:48:10,439 --> 01:48:13,640
Speaker 1: You may reckon, you may recognize her from The Bachelor,

1601
01:48:14,080 --> 01:48:18,639
Speaker 1: that Chick Show, and she was a Washington Redskins cheerleader. Jillian,

1602
01:48:18,680 --> 01:48:23,320
Speaker 1: did you ever feel dirty cheerleading for the Redskins? No,

1603
01:48:23,840 --> 01:48:28,240
Speaker 1: of course I loved it dirty. Who's your team again?

1604
01:48:28,360 --> 01:48:31,240
Speaker 1: I know that's and I forget it, n it's They're

1605
01:48:31,240 --> 01:48:34,000
Speaker 1: the New York Giants, the good football team in the end. Yeah,

1606
01:48:34,560 --> 01:48:36,880
Speaker 1: you don't even have cheer so you should be used

1607
01:48:36,880 --> 01:48:39,160
Speaker 1: to that. That's exactly right, because the New York Giants

1608
01:48:39,280 --> 01:48:44,920
Speaker 1: run an upstanding, family oriented football team. Now, in all seriousness,

1609
01:48:44,960 --> 01:48:53,040
Speaker 1: they're doing away with the Redskins cheerleaders. Why, well, there's

1610
01:48:53,040 --> 01:48:56,519
Speaker 1: a lot of well, you know, the Washington football team,

1611
01:48:56,600 --> 01:49:01,759
Speaker 1: which is you know, oh yeah, sorry, sorry, they're punishing

1612
01:49:01,760 --> 01:49:03,920
Speaker 1: the female cheerleading squad. And it is the and this

1613
01:49:04,200 --> 01:49:06,879
Speaker 1: is not I'm a cheerleader, and I get really passionate

1614
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:10,160
Speaker 1: about this. The legacy cheer squad. We are the oldest

1615
01:49:10,360 --> 01:49:13,840
Speaker 1: cheer squad in NFL history, about sixty years is next year,

1616
01:49:14,000 --> 01:49:16,680
Speaker 1: and they just canceled it because of a lot of

1617
01:49:16,720 --> 01:49:19,880
Speaker 1: sexual harassment claims. And what do you do to fix

1618
01:49:19,920 --> 01:49:22,559
Speaker 1: the sexual harassment claims? You hire on some guys and

1619
01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:25,400
Speaker 1: cancel the girls. Now, hold on, hold on a lot

1620
01:49:25,439 --> 01:49:27,960
Speaker 1: of a lot of a lot of sexual harassment claims.

1621
01:49:28,120 --> 01:49:30,759
Speaker 1: I don't think it's surprising at all that a bunch

1622
01:49:30,760 --> 01:49:34,480
Speaker 1: of dimes are going to get cat called by somebody,

1623
01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:37,559
Speaker 1: But what actually happened? Was it ugly? Was it? Was it?

1624
01:49:37,600 --> 01:49:40,120
Speaker 1: I mean, was it ugly? Was it internal? Was it fans?

1625
01:49:40,160 --> 01:49:43,960
Speaker 1: What happened? Tell me what happened? Well, we saw a

1626
01:49:44,040 --> 01:49:47,439
Speaker 1: first incidence that the first incidence of this came out

1627
01:49:48,000 --> 01:49:50,680
Speaker 1: with the twenty twelve twenty thirteen cheer squad and you

1628
01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:53,719
Speaker 1: can look in the news about what happened to that. Um,

1629
01:49:53,920 --> 01:49:56,000
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things that went on at the

1630
01:49:56,080 --> 01:49:59,800
Speaker 1: calendar shoots. Um. What happened is if you're if you're

1631
01:50:00,040 --> 01:50:03,920
Speaker 1: sponsor of the Washington Rudskins, you can join on to

1632
01:50:03,960 --> 01:50:07,520
Speaker 1: watch our cheer tryouts, UM, which is kind of humiliating.

1633
01:50:07,680 --> 01:50:10,840
Speaker 1: Where you can join us on calendar shoots. There's a

1634
01:50:10,840 --> 01:50:16,120
Speaker 1: lot of risque things going on, and that started sporking controversy.

1635
01:50:16,200 --> 01:50:21,120
Speaker 1: Then they sold tickets to come watch you guys do

1636
01:50:21,320 --> 01:50:23,519
Speaker 1: a swimsuit shoot. That's yeah, I could see that being

1637
01:50:23,520 --> 01:50:26,479
Speaker 1: a little bit creepy. Well, there are other there are

1638
01:50:26,520 --> 01:50:29,240
Speaker 1: other instances involved, and I think a few people for

1639
01:50:29,400 --> 01:50:34,000
Speaker 1: obviously got hushed um to talk anymore about what else happened.

1640
01:50:34,120 --> 01:50:37,839
Speaker 1: And then a few things popped up within the corporate

1641
01:50:37,880 --> 01:50:41,080
Speaker 1: side of girls being harassed and then also being mistreated

1642
01:50:41,040 --> 01:50:44,639
Speaker 1: in the workplace, which happens far too often. And then

1643
01:50:44,680 --> 01:50:47,919
Speaker 1: there was more allegations of videos being leaked more recently

1644
01:50:48,760 --> 01:50:53,360
Speaker 1: of the cheerleaders, and instead of solving this problem, they

1645
01:50:53,439 --> 01:50:56,120
Speaker 1: hired more guys. You know they're They're always in the

1646
01:50:56,160 --> 01:50:59,160
Speaker 1: midst of a bunch of controversies there, I mean, like

1647
01:50:59,160 --> 01:51:02,320
Speaker 1: their public imations in the toilet. What do you do?

1648
01:51:02,360 --> 01:51:04,720
Speaker 1: You scrap the name, you hire some dudes, and you

1649
01:51:04,720 --> 01:51:09,040
Speaker 1: cancel the cheerleading squad. What did they fire the cheerleading squad?

1650
01:51:09,120 --> 01:51:12,000
Speaker 1: Like what women did? They canceled their to my knowledge,

1651
01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:15,760
Speaker 1: to my understanding, they canceled all their contracts. Are they

1652
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:18,439
Speaker 1: going to hire some sort of co ed team? Which

1653
01:51:18,560 --> 01:51:21,240
Speaker 1: is fine. I actually like a co ed idea because

1654
01:51:21,280 --> 01:51:23,360
Speaker 1: I really like how the raven To do their a

1655
01:51:23,439 --> 01:51:25,559
Speaker 1: cheer squad. I love it. It's so much fun. But

1656
01:51:25,800 --> 01:51:27,920
Speaker 1: what they did with the Redskins is for the wrong reason.

1657
01:51:28,800 --> 01:51:32,680
Speaker 1: Now it's terrible. Now let me ask you, how did

1658
01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:35,560
Speaker 1: you become a cheerleader. You were a cheerleader before you

1659
01:51:35,600 --> 01:51:39,960
Speaker 1: were on The Bachelor, right since I was seven seven

1660
01:51:40,280 --> 01:51:43,080
Speaker 1: years old. Are you one of those psychos that goes

1661
01:51:43,120 --> 01:51:45,400
Speaker 1: around to the competitions, like you were really really good.

1662
01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:47,240
Speaker 1: I'm assuming if you were a Redskins, when were you

1663
01:51:47,280 --> 01:51:50,920
Speaker 1: in like the competitions for them? Oh my god. I

1664
01:51:50,960 --> 01:51:53,599
Speaker 1: was on a couple of competition teams throughout high school,

1665
01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:56,200
Speaker 1: and I've taught girls go on ESPN. I've been a

1666
01:51:56,240 --> 01:51:59,400
Speaker 1: coach that's pretty into it. Totally bring it on. Was

1667
01:51:59,439 --> 01:52:03,880
Speaker 1: real life for me. I love how does one become

1668
01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:08,160
Speaker 1: a Washington Red any cheerleader for a professional football team,

1669
01:52:08,160 --> 01:52:10,519
Speaker 1: because they're not a bunch of bimbos. These these women

1670
01:52:10,520 --> 01:52:13,160
Speaker 1: are supposed to be all successful. Like it's a very

1671
01:52:13,320 --> 01:52:17,519
Speaker 1: rigorous process. Correct, Yeah, I mean so, I wrote in

1672
01:52:17,560 --> 01:52:19,360
Speaker 1: my article in The Federalist, I kind of broke down

1673
01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:21,599
Speaker 1: how difficult chelating is. If you look at chelating as

1674
01:52:21,600 --> 01:52:23,760
Speaker 1: a sport, I don't think people recognize the hard work

1675
01:52:23,760 --> 01:52:25,960
Speaker 1: and the broken bones and all the tough things that

1676
01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:27,920
Speaker 1: we go through to do that. I was a gymnast,

1677
01:52:27,920 --> 01:52:31,160
Speaker 1: at cheerleader and the dancer my whole life. And it's

1678
01:52:31,200 --> 01:52:33,559
Speaker 1: not really easy when you trust some guy to hold

1679
01:52:33,560 --> 01:52:35,240
Speaker 1: you by one foot and you're switching feet and you're

1680
01:52:35,240 --> 01:52:37,000
Speaker 1: sweating and hold your foot above your head and you're

1681
01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:39,200
Speaker 1: smiling doing it, and you have to trust this guy

1682
01:52:39,280 --> 01:52:41,120
Speaker 1: to catch you at a triple down. It's kind of

1683
01:52:41,160 --> 01:52:44,360
Speaker 1: scary and to do like standing back flips on a

1684
01:52:44,360 --> 01:52:46,960
Speaker 1: cement floor cool if you can do that. It takes

1685
01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:52,360
Speaker 1: a lot of work, but so brace the sport competitively.

1686
01:52:52,400 --> 01:52:54,160
Speaker 1: I loved it so much. But when you get to

1687
01:52:54,320 --> 01:52:57,519
Speaker 1: the professional world, there's a lot involved. If you go

1688
01:52:57,600 --> 01:53:01,840
Speaker 1: from organizational organization, you have to have recommendations, you have

1689
01:53:01,920 --> 01:53:04,519
Speaker 1: to write essays depending on where you go, and then

1690
01:53:04,600 --> 01:53:07,320
Speaker 1: come the tryouts. For me, I moved to DC. I

1691
01:53:07,360 --> 01:53:09,519
Speaker 1: was working at Fox. I had like no friends and

1692
01:53:09,600 --> 01:53:12,439
Speaker 1: my dad had no sons. So he's like, well, Jillian,

1693
01:53:12,640 --> 01:53:15,080
Speaker 1: he likes two things right, fox News in football, and

1694
01:53:15,160 --> 01:53:17,479
Speaker 1: he's like, well, you work at Fox News, so you're

1695
01:53:17,479 --> 01:53:20,479
Speaker 1: gonna tryouts for the Redskins. And I said, Dad, like, one,

1696
01:53:20,560 --> 01:53:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm broke. I don't have any money, and um, I'm

1697
01:53:23,080 --> 01:53:25,400
Speaker 1: kind of busy. He goes, Okay, you can figure out

1698
01:53:25,400 --> 01:53:27,639
Speaker 1: your schedule. I just put money in your bank account,

1699
01:53:28,120 --> 01:53:32,760
Speaker 1: go buy your outfits that you need to try out. No,

1700
01:53:33,160 --> 01:53:39,120
Speaker 1: I said, I did, what are cheerleading tryouts? Like? Well,

1701
01:53:39,320 --> 01:53:41,240
Speaker 1: they and have you never watched it? Make in the

1702
01:53:41,320 --> 01:53:44,760
Speaker 1: Dallas Cowgirls. If you haven't rich show, but they have

1703
01:53:44,800 --> 01:53:47,040
Speaker 1: one of the most intense tryouts and that's really really

1704
01:53:47,040 --> 01:53:49,880
Speaker 1: cool because it's pretty accurate. I mean, there's a lot

1705
01:53:49,880 --> 01:53:53,160
Speaker 1: of hair and makeup involved, a lot of glitter, a

1706
01:53:53,200 --> 01:53:55,800
Speaker 1: lot of big hair, a lot of Ryan Stones, a

1707
01:53:55,800 --> 01:53:58,320
Speaker 1: lot of stretching, and a lot of nerves. But I

1708
01:53:58,360 --> 01:54:01,800
Speaker 1: will tell you, like of these girls are just I mean,

1709
01:54:01,840 --> 01:54:03,200
Speaker 1: there's some of the best friends I ever had. And

1710
01:54:03,280 --> 01:54:05,400
Speaker 1: I used to joke that anytime I moved, I would

1711
01:54:05,439 --> 01:54:07,559
Speaker 1: join the cheer squad because that's where you make friends.

1712
01:54:07,800 --> 01:54:10,800
Speaker 1: And you haven't brought this up, but something I wanted

1713
01:54:10,800 --> 01:54:14,240
Speaker 1: the people will to understand about professional cheerleaders is that

1714
01:54:14,280 --> 01:54:16,960
Speaker 1: a lot of these people are ambassadors to their community

1715
01:54:17,120 --> 01:54:20,519
Speaker 1: and what they're doing outside of the sidelines and hanging

1716
01:54:20,520 --> 01:54:23,800
Speaker 1: out with fans and you know, sharing sorts generations of

1717
01:54:23,880 --> 01:54:25,680
Speaker 1: fans that come from wait in line to meet you.

1718
01:54:25,840 --> 01:54:28,240
Speaker 1: They're out doing trips overseas. I don't know if you

1719
01:54:28,280 --> 01:54:30,599
Speaker 1: have to see any cheerleaders while you're a marine, but

1720
01:54:31,040 --> 01:54:34,920
Speaker 1: they're doing these trips overseas and they're going down children's hospitals,

1721
01:54:34,960 --> 01:54:37,400
Speaker 1: they're visiting veterans. Is there are a staple in the

1722
01:54:37,440 --> 01:54:40,000
Speaker 1: community and ambassador at the team, and they're doing a

1723
01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:42,320
Speaker 1: lot of work in the community, and people don't recognize

1724
01:54:42,320 --> 01:54:44,920
Speaker 1: that as work, but it is and it's rewarding and

1725
01:54:44,960 --> 01:54:47,240
Speaker 1: it's fun. Well, I've often said that was actually the

1726
01:54:47,240 --> 01:54:49,240
Speaker 1: only thing we wanted to see. We didn't care about

1727
01:54:49,240 --> 01:54:52,520
Speaker 1: the new VIP Frankly, although we appreciated it, we didn't

1728
01:54:52,520 --> 01:54:54,920
Speaker 1: really care about the next actor. We didn't care about

1729
01:54:54,920 --> 01:54:57,200
Speaker 1: this so that we either wanted to hear music or

1730
01:54:57,240 --> 01:54:59,200
Speaker 1: we wanted to see dimes. That's all we cared about

1731
01:54:59,240 --> 01:55:01,560
Speaker 1: because we were stuck. And why do you like the giant?

1732
01:55:02,400 --> 01:55:03,880
Speaker 1: You know what. We don't have to go into that

1733
01:55:03,960 --> 01:55:08,160
Speaker 1: right now. That's a personal discussion. It's a personal discussion,

1734
01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:12,840
Speaker 1: all right now. I have complained, because I'm an old

1735
01:55:12,840 --> 01:55:17,120
Speaker 1: fuddy duddy now about the environment at NFL football games.

1736
01:55:17,320 --> 01:55:20,120
Speaker 1: I think it's embarrassing. It's grown fifty year old been

1737
01:55:20,240 --> 01:55:23,600
Speaker 1: vomiting on each other and fighting. I just think it's terrible.

1738
01:55:23,680 --> 01:55:26,200
Speaker 1: And yes, the Redskins environment was just as bad. It's

1739
01:55:26,240 --> 01:55:28,760
Speaker 1: one of the worst I've ever been to. I can't

1740
01:55:28,760 --> 01:55:32,240
Speaker 1: imagine the things you have to hear. Did that part

1741
01:55:32,480 --> 01:55:34,440
Speaker 1: bother you? I thought about that because we saw the

1742
01:55:34,520 --> 01:55:36,560
Speaker 1: cheerleaders and we were They're not that I was looking

1743
01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:38,880
Speaker 1: or anything, but we saw them and I thought, man,

1744
01:55:38,960 --> 01:55:42,800
Speaker 1: these drunken idiots have to make their lives miserable. Oh

1745
01:55:42,960 --> 01:55:46,640
Speaker 1: so the worst team became NFC East is absolutely Eagle.

1746
01:55:46,800 --> 01:55:50,160
Speaker 1: Of course before game day, before Eagles game day, we

1747
01:55:50,200 --> 01:55:53,280
Speaker 1: haven't meeting. Hey, guys, be aware, this is the worst

1748
01:55:53,280 --> 01:55:55,880
Speaker 1: game day the season. It happens every year. We do

1749
01:55:55,960 --> 01:55:57,760
Speaker 1: get a sign when we're walking around during the game.

1750
01:55:57,840 --> 01:56:00,760
Speaker 1: We have one bodyguard per two girls, because it kind

1751
01:56:00,760 --> 01:56:02,520
Speaker 1: of when you walk through the crowds, that kind of

1752
01:56:02,720 --> 01:56:06,520
Speaker 1: it can become a lot. And the Eagles players they

1753
01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:08,160
Speaker 1: like to live up to the idea that they are

1754
01:56:08,400 --> 01:56:12,440
Speaker 1: like the baddest fans in the NFL, and they love that.

1755
01:56:12,480 --> 01:56:15,520
Speaker 1: They get drunk really really early seven a m. They're

1756
01:56:15,520 --> 01:56:18,000
Speaker 1: outside getting drunk and so when they come in they

1757
01:56:18,040 --> 01:56:20,760
Speaker 1: will shot really mean things to you. But they have

1758
01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:23,640
Speaker 1: thrown bottles of the girls in the fields, and this

1759
01:56:23,800 --> 01:56:28,760
Speaker 1: is really disgusting. They the year before me hearing stories

1760
01:56:28,880 --> 01:56:32,840
Speaker 1: about someone getting urinated on fan the bodyguards slamming about

1761
01:56:32,880 --> 01:56:36,120
Speaker 1: against the wall, but he was drunk. Of course it's

1762
01:56:36,120 --> 01:56:39,400
Speaker 1: thrown out of coah. Of course I will Julian, I

1763
01:56:39,440 --> 01:56:42,520
Speaker 1: won't go anymore. I can't. I can't take my sons.

1764
01:56:42,640 --> 01:56:45,080
Speaker 1: I can't take my sons. So how could I take

1765
01:56:45,120 --> 01:56:46,440
Speaker 1: my sons to a game now unless we're in a

1766
01:56:46,520 --> 01:56:52,000
Speaker 1: luxury box. Well, I mean, I all like that, but

1767
01:56:52,080 --> 01:56:54,160
Speaker 1: I think as a you don't have a daughter to you, No,

1768
01:56:54,640 --> 01:56:57,320
Speaker 1: thank god, just sons now. I was like my dad saying,

1769
01:56:57,320 --> 01:56:59,040
Speaker 1: he was like, ah, so excited. He's used to me,

1770
01:56:59,120 --> 01:57:02,080
Speaker 1: like him being a competitive cheerleader, you know, my whole life.

1771
01:57:02,120 --> 01:57:04,360
Speaker 1: Then he comes to his first like NFL game where

1772
01:57:04,360 --> 01:57:06,240
Speaker 1: I'm there and he's like, I don't. He sees me

1773
01:57:06,320 --> 01:57:08,200
Speaker 1: like the signing tent, and he's like, why are these

1774
01:57:08,240 --> 01:57:17,360
Speaker 1: guys taking photos of you? You literally not what I imagine.

1775
01:57:18,960 --> 01:57:21,360
Speaker 1: Julian Anderson, you are the best. I'll talk to you soon,

1776
01:57:22,240 --> 01:57:26,240
Speaker 1: all right? Bye? Hey, God, we got more. Asked doctor Jesse.

1777
01:57:37,440 --> 01:57:43,280
Speaker 1: Is he smarter than everyone he knows? Does he think so? Yeah?

1778
01:57:43,640 --> 01:57:50,960
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. You need to stop dipping, And

1779
01:57:51,320 --> 01:57:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stole you about dipping. I dipped forever.

1780
01:57:55,680 --> 01:57:59,200
Speaker 1: I loved it. I never ever ever got to the

1781
01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:02,520
Speaker 1: place where I didn't like it anymore. I knew I

1782
01:58:02,600 --> 01:58:05,000
Speaker 1: needed to quit. I mean, that's not news to you.

1783
01:58:05,520 --> 01:58:08,800
Speaker 1: I knew I needed to quit, but I didn't want

1784
01:58:08,800 --> 01:58:13,720
Speaker 1: to quit. And when I have a meal to this day,

1785
01:58:14,000 --> 01:58:17,760
Speaker 1: I'll want something in my lip after that meal. Maybe

1786
01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:20,360
Speaker 1: you dip at different times. That was always my thing.

1787
01:58:20,880 --> 01:58:25,240
Speaker 1: I had to have a replacement, a healthy replacement, to

1788
01:58:25,280 --> 01:58:27,400
Speaker 1: get me off of it. I'm not talking about a

1789
01:58:27,520 --> 01:58:31,600
Speaker 1: nicotine patch or nicotine gum. I'm talking about Jake's mint Chew,

1790
01:58:32,080 --> 01:58:36,200
Speaker 1: no nicotine, no tobacco, sugar free, a bunch of different

1791
01:58:36,240 --> 01:58:39,840
Speaker 1: long cut flavors. They even have CBD pouches that really

1792
01:58:39,840 --> 01:58:43,839
Speaker 1: take the edge off. Go to Jake's mint Chew dot com.

1793
01:58:44,240 --> 01:58:57,600
Speaker 1: Use the promo code Jesse that gets you twenty percent off.

1794
01:59:21,760 --> 01:59:24,920
Speaker 1: That's not Hyperboleate, I need you. I need you to

1795
01:59:24,960 --> 01:59:27,040
Speaker 1: get vaccinated when it's your turn and when you can

1796
01:59:27,080 --> 01:59:31,839
Speaker 1: find an opportunity, and to help your family, your friends,

1797
01:59:31,880 --> 01:59:35,640
Speaker 1: your neighbors get vaccinated as well. Because here's the point.

1798
01:59:37,360 --> 01:59:40,680
Speaker 1: If we do all this, if we do our part,

1799
01:59:41,360 --> 01:59:44,840
Speaker 1: if we do this together by July the fourth, there's

1800
01:59:44,840 --> 01:59:49,000
Speaker 1: a good chance your families and friends will be able

1801
01:59:49,000 --> 01:59:51,520
Speaker 1: to get together in your backyard or in your neighborhood

1802
01:59:51,640 --> 01:59:54,880
Speaker 1: and have a cookout and a barbecue and celebrate Independence Day.

1803
01:59:55,760 --> 01:59:59,080
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean large events with lots of people together,

1804
01:59:59,120 --> 02:00:02,160
Speaker 1: but it does mean small groups will be able to

1805
02:00:02,160 --> 02:00:06,680
Speaker 1: get together after this long, hard year. That will make

1806
02:00:06,720 --> 02:00:12,880
Speaker 1: this Independence Day something truly special where we not only

1807
02:00:12,960 --> 02:00:16,240
Speaker 1: mark our independence as a nation when we begin to

1808
02:00:16,280 --> 02:00:21,840
Speaker 1: mark our independence from this virus. But to get there,

1809
02:00:23,200 --> 02:00:29,200
Speaker 1: just just do what you're told. Just do what you're

1810
02:00:29,360 --> 02:00:31,760
Speaker 1: Why won't you do what you're told? Didn't you hear

1811
02:00:32,880 --> 02:00:35,320
Speaker 1: that's our king and he said, if you just do

1812
02:00:35,400 --> 02:00:38,640
Speaker 1: what you're told, maybe he'll let you get together for

1813
02:00:38,720 --> 02:00:42,200
Speaker 1: the fourth of July. Maybe check back in with the president.

1814
02:00:42,240 --> 02:00:46,560
Speaker 1: He'll let you know these people, these people have severely

1815
02:00:46,640 --> 02:00:50,360
Speaker 1: forgotten who runs this country. Eight seven seven three seven

1816
02:00:50,480 --> 02:00:54,480
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

1817
02:00:54,520 --> 02:00:58,240
Speaker 1: dot com. You go celebrate July fourth with friends and family.

1818
02:00:58,280 --> 02:01:00,360
Speaker 1: I don't give a crap what Joe Biden has to

1819
02:01:00,400 --> 02:01:02,960
Speaker 1: say about it. And by the way, not to be mean.

1820
02:01:03,400 --> 02:01:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm not going to have somebody whose brain is turned

1821
02:01:06,320 --> 02:01:09,760
Speaker 1: in and melted chocolate tell me when he decides it's

1822
02:01:09,840 --> 02:01:12,440
Speaker 1: safe for me to go gather with rented family. If

1823
02:01:12,480 --> 02:01:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to take advice from anyone. It's not going

1824
02:01:14,720 --> 02:01:20,000
Speaker 1: to be that idiot. Dear Texas yeehaw man, that's not nice.

1825
02:01:20,240 --> 02:01:22,600
Speaker 1: Last Christmas, I ordered a three D printer from my

1826
02:01:22,640 --> 02:01:25,480
Speaker 1: wife because I'm a huge nerd. I recently found out

1827
02:01:25,520 --> 02:01:28,320
Speaker 1: that three D printing guns isn't illegal as I had

1828
02:01:28,320 --> 02:01:32,080
Speaker 1: previously assumed it was. After telling my wife I was

1829
02:01:32,120 --> 02:01:33,960
Speaker 1: going to start three D printing guns for fun, she

1830
02:01:34,040 --> 02:01:36,800
Speaker 1: got worried that I was going to hurt myself. After

1831
02:01:36,840 --> 02:01:39,320
Speaker 1: telling my buddy, he was worried the ATF would be

1832
02:01:39,400 --> 02:01:41,840
Speaker 1: knocking on my door. I've done my research and I'm

1833
02:01:41,920 --> 02:01:44,360
Speaker 1: certain that here in Utah, as long as I'm only

1834
02:01:44,400 --> 02:01:46,720
Speaker 1: making them for myself and I do it safely, it

1835
02:01:46,840 --> 02:01:49,080
Speaker 1: is legal to do so and I won't hurt myself.

1836
02:01:49,480 --> 02:01:52,200
Speaker 1: Are my wife and buddy worry warts or am I

1837
02:01:52,320 --> 02:01:55,680
Speaker 1: just naive? Thanks for the opposite awesome episodes every week,

1838
02:01:56,000 --> 02:01:59,440
Speaker 1: and keep on keeping off ps. My wife and I

1839
02:01:59,440 --> 02:02:02,520
Speaker 1: got married in October last year and May she's taking

1840
02:02:02,520 --> 02:02:05,600
Speaker 1: her National Registry exam to become a registered X ray

1841
02:02:05,680 --> 02:02:09,120
Speaker 1: technician and has loved every bit of her schooling. Wish

1842
02:02:09,120 --> 02:02:11,160
Speaker 1: her luck good luck, And he said I can use

1843
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:13,600
Speaker 1: his first name. His first name is Josh. Good luck

1844
02:02:13,840 --> 02:02:17,680
Speaker 1: to yet another trade school graduate who's going to be

1845
02:02:17,800 --> 02:02:23,480
Speaker 1: making sixty seventy large a year with almost no debt anyway,

1846
02:02:23,640 --> 02:02:26,840
Speaker 1: not gonna be labor. The point well, I'm not going

1847
02:02:26,880 --> 02:02:28,680
Speaker 1: to go into the three D gun portion of it.

1848
02:02:28,720 --> 02:02:31,640
Speaker 1: As you can imagine. I'm a big fan, big fan.

1849
02:02:32,200 --> 02:02:34,920
Speaker 1: The more guns you have, the better. But I will

1850
02:02:34,920 --> 02:02:40,600
Speaker 1: tell you women worry more than men worry because that's

1851
02:02:40,600 --> 02:02:46,920
Speaker 1: how God made them. Because they are nurturing, especially to

1852
02:02:47,120 --> 02:02:50,640
Speaker 1: young children who can easily be hurt, so they have

1853
02:02:51,480 --> 02:02:54,280
Speaker 1: they have this sense about them where they want to

1854
02:02:54,320 --> 02:02:58,919
Speaker 1: avoid their children being hurt. That transfers to their husband.

1855
02:02:59,520 --> 02:03:03,400
Speaker 1: It's some thing women have to control about themselves, just

1856
02:03:03,480 --> 02:03:06,960
Speaker 1: like men have to control things about ourselves. But that's

1857
02:03:07,000 --> 02:03:12,200
Speaker 1: why women worry. It's not about the guns. To this day,

1858
02:03:12,360 --> 02:03:15,160
Speaker 1: my wife will send me a text. Now she doesn't

1859
02:03:15,160 --> 02:03:16,960
Speaker 1: do it much anymore because I've freaked out about it.

1860
02:03:17,120 --> 02:03:18,920
Speaker 1: My wife will send me a text if it's taking

1861
02:03:18,920 --> 02:03:21,000
Speaker 1: too long for me to get home or something like that.

1862
02:03:21,480 --> 02:03:24,720
Speaker 1: Everything okay. It used to be the where are you?

1863
02:03:25,520 --> 02:03:28,400
Speaker 1: Which all she means by that is I'm worried. Did

1864
02:03:28,440 --> 02:03:32,040
Speaker 1: you get interrected something happened. What's happening? But me, I

1865
02:03:32,040 --> 02:03:34,440
Speaker 1: feel like I'm being checked in on. So I used

1866
02:03:34,440 --> 02:03:36,440
Speaker 1: to always text her back, Oh yeah, I just stopped

1867
02:03:36,440 --> 02:03:39,040
Speaker 1: off for some cocaine and strippers should be all bit

1868
02:03:39,120 --> 02:03:41,800
Speaker 1: awhile And then I get that that's not nice. I'm

1869
02:03:41,800 --> 02:03:44,040
Speaker 1: just checking in kind of a thing. But that's why

1870
02:03:44,040 --> 02:03:47,640
Speaker 1: women do it. They worry. Dear y show gun Kelly,

1871
02:03:47,680 --> 02:03:51,120
Speaker 1: I need advice. In laws of over twenty years both

1872
02:03:51,160 --> 02:03:54,400
Speaker 1: turned into Trump hating deranged loons over the last year

1873
02:03:54,480 --> 02:03:58,320
Speaker 1: or two. They also boughted the COVID lockdown nonsense, despite

1874
02:03:58,320 --> 02:04:00,560
Speaker 1: the fact there's son in law me owns a small

1875
02:04:00,600 --> 02:04:03,880
Speaker 1: business that supports their daughter and grandkids. We live in

1876
02:04:03,920 --> 02:04:05,920
Speaker 1: the free state of Florida, thank God. But I get

1877
02:04:05,960 --> 02:04:10,040
Speaker 1: so angry because they are low information CNNCBS watchers who

1878
02:04:10,120 --> 02:04:13,320
Speaker 1: are evidently thrilled the Orange Man can't mean tweet anymore,

1879
02:04:13,600 --> 02:04:15,880
Speaker 1: but couldn't care less about the future of their kids

1880
02:04:15,880 --> 02:04:18,720
Speaker 1: and grandkids at the country. My wife, thank god, sees

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Speaker 1: what the commies are doing in this country, but of

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Speaker 1: course loves their parents and is stuck in the middle.

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Speaker 1: Needs some advice because every time I now pay sixty

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Speaker 1: cents more a gallon for gas than two months ago,

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Speaker 1: or can't go to a ball game without a stupid mask.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to drive over to her house and thank

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Speaker 1: her folks for that any advice, he said, thanks, I

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Speaker 1: can use his name and his name as Mike. Mike.

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Speaker 1: They're insane, they're wrong. It's their fault. They're everything that's

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Speaker 1: wrong with America. But they're still your wife's parents, and

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Speaker 1: you're stuck with your wife forever. You keep the peace

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Speaker 1: on the home front. Grin bear it, keep your mouth shut,

1893
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Speaker 1: let them harp. You go have some bud heavies in

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Speaker 1: the corner and hold your tongue. We're not done yet.

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Speaker 1: Hang over ninety two one eighty over one eleven, one

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Speaker 1: hundred eighty two over one hundred and I had a

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Speaker 1: heart attack and a cardiac arrest and then a stroke.

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Speaker 1: Your blood pressure numbers could change your life. A lot

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Speaker 1: of people don't understand, including myself. I didn't now I

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Speaker 1: do the impact of having a shore. My memory is shot.

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Speaker 1: When I woke up, I couldn't speak. Lowering your high

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Speaker 1: blood pressure it could save you from a heart attacker stroke.

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Speaker 1: If you've stopped your treatment plan, restart it or talk

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Speaker 1: to your doctor about creating one that works better for you.

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Speaker 1: Start taking the right steps at manage your bp dot org.

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Speaker 1: It sent old life, but I'm going to make it better.

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Speaker 1: I'll come back. I ask you, doctor, check your blood pressure.

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Speaker 1: Brought to you by the American Heart Association, American Medical

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Speaker 1: Association and the AD Council. That I local comes to

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Speaker 1: social media, Yeah, I'm on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook,

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Speaker 1: but I'm also on locals. I'm reminding you of that

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Speaker 1: now because as I can't be kicked off of locals,

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Speaker 1: and this may be the day where I get the

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Speaker 1: heave ho from the other ones. The New York Post

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Speaker 1: put up a headline that says scientists wants to send

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Speaker 1: six point seven million sperm samples to the moon. I

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Speaker 1: simply responded, I'm not sure how we can justify sending

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Speaker 1: the vice president to the moon. Apparently this has upset

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Speaker 1: some people, so I would highly recommend finding me on locals.

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Speaker 1: Didn't I tell you it was going to be a fun,

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Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday. Did I not tell you what

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Speaker 1: was gonna be? You have a safe, happy weekend. Life

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Speaker 1: is good. No matter what, life is good. We will

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Speaker 1: be back to have some more fun on Friday. Wait

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Speaker 1: on Monday, I need to leave. That's all the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. On The Jordan Harbinger Show, you'll hear amazing

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Speaker 1: stories from people that have lived them, from spies to CEOs,

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Speaker 1: even an undercover agent who infiltrated the Gambino crime family.

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Speaker 1: You're about to hear a preview of The Jordan Harbinger

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Speaker 1: Show with Jack Garcia, who did just that. My career

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Speaker 1: was twenty four out of twenty six years was solely

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Speaker 1: dedicated working on the cover. I walk in, I'm in

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Speaker 1: the bar. How there's a bar made? Dare good looking?

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Speaker 1: Young lady? See serving me? Joke? Hey, what would you like?

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Speaker 1: I usually my frank was give me a kettle, one martini,

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Speaker 1: three olives, class of water on the side. I finished

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Speaker 1: the drink. The guys come in. I'm gonna go go

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Speaker 1: in my pocket, take out the big wad of money. Hey,

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Speaker 1: amna give her one hundred hours. If you're with the mob,

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Speaker 1: I say, hey, Jordan, you're on record with us. That

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Speaker 1: means we protect you. Nobody could shake you down. We

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Speaker 1: could shake you down. Oh, you're on record with us.

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Speaker 1: For more on how Jack became so trusted in the

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Speaker 1: highest levels of the Gambino Organization. Check out episode three

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Speaker 1: ninety two of The Jordan Harbinger Show